Fox Primetime Schedule

 

SUNDAY, JANUARY 31

 

 

**TIME PERIOD PREMIERE**—“’TIL DEATH”—(7:00-7:30 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

 

JOY WAITS IN THE UNEMPLOYMENT LINE

ON AN ALL-NEW “‘TIL DEATH”

SUNDAY, JANUARY 31, ON FOX

 

When Joy loses her job at the travel agency, she must use her best assets to find work elsewhere. Meanwhile, Eddie takes Doug to his favorite restaurant in the all-new “Joy’s Out of Work” episode of ‘TIL DEATH airing Sunday, Jan. 31 (7:00-7:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (TIL-403) (TV-14 D, L)

 

Cast: Brad Garrett as Eddie Stark; Joely Fisher as Joy Stark; Tim Sharp as Doug Von Stuessen; Lindsey Broad as Ally Stark

 

Guest Cast: Alison LaPlaca as Beth; Jessica Rockwell as Wellesley; Hector Garcia as Paco

 

For episodic photos and more information on this episode of ‘TIL DEATH, please visit http://foxflash.com/div.php/main/page?aID=1z2z2z2.

 

Contact: Tra-Mi Callahan  310-369-5712  tra-mi.callahan@fox.com

 

 

**TIME PERIOD PREMIERE**—“’TIL DEATH”—(7:30-8:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

 

EDDIE BUYS A TV AND DOUG THINKS HE’S ON TV

ON AN ALL-NEW “’TIL DEATH”

SUNDAY, JANUARY 31, ON FOX

 

When Eddie buys a high-definition television without checking with Joy first, she decides to join in the spending spree. Meanwhile, Doug suspects he is living on a sitcom in the all-new “Hi Def TV” episode of ‘TIL DEATH airing Sunday, Jan. 31 (7:30-8:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (TIL-405) (TV-14 D, L, S)

 

Cast: Brad Garrett as Eddie Stark; Joely Fisher as Joy Stark; Timm Sharp as Doug Von Stuessen; Lindsey Broad as Ally Stark

 

Guest Cast: Kathleen Rose as Duffy

 


 

 

--“THE SIMPSONS”—(8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

 

HOMER AND BART LIVE THE GOOD LIFE ON AN ALL-NEW “THE SIMPSONS”

SUNDAY, JANUARY 31, ON FOX

 

Chris Martin of Coldplay Makes Guest Voice Appearance

 

Homer blows off Marge to buy a lottery ticket and winds up winning the million-dollar jackpot. Fearing how Marge will react if she finds out the reason Homer missed their date, Homer keeps his newly inherited fortune a secret and spoils his family with “anonymous” gifts. When Bart finds out, he and Homer spend the money like it’s going out of style, including buying front-row to tickets to see Coldplay (guest voice Martin) in concert, in the all-new “Million Dollar Maybe” episode of THE SIMPSONS airing Sunday, Jan. 31 (8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (SI-2103) (TV-PG L, V)

 

Voice Cast: Dan Castellaneta as Homer Simpson; Julie Kavner as Marge Simpson; Nancy Cartwright as Bart Simpson; Yeardley Smith as Lisa Simpson; Hank Azaria as Moe; Harry Shearer as Skinner; Pamela Haden as Milhouse; Tress MacNeille as Dolph

 

Guest Voice Cast: Chris Martin as Himself

 

 

 

--“THE CLEVELAND SHOW”—(8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

 

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

CLEVELAND HELPS SOME TROUBLED TEENS

BUT MANAGES TO GET INTO TROUBLE OF HIS OWN

 ON AN ALL-NEW “THE CLEVELAND SHOW”

SUNDAY, JANUARY 31, ON FOX

 

Cleveland comes to the rescue of frustrated parents by taking a group of delinquent teens under his wing. With the help of Cleveland Jr., he creates a new club dubbed the “Crazy Eights,” and hopes that it will keep the kids on the straight and narrow. However, he is soon mixed up in bad business, and only the “Crazy Eights” can help him out in the all-new “Our Gang” episode of THE CLEVELAND SHOW airing Sunday, Jan. 31 (8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (CLE-112) (TV-14 D, L, V)

 

Voice Cast: Mike Henry as Cleveland Brown, Wally, Mr. Armstrong and Rallo Tubbs; Sanaa Lathan as Donna Tubbs; Kevin Michael Richardson as Cleveland Jr., Lester, E.L. Fudge, P-Hound, and Momstabba; Nia Long as Roberta Tubbs; Seth MacFarlane as Tim

 

Guest Voice Cast: Jason Sudeikis as Holt and Terry; Monique Coleman as Fontaisha; Aseem Batra as Amy Winehouse; Josh Gad as Droopy and Pimp; John Viener as Wowzer; Glenn Howerton as Kid and Ho Punch; Ari Graynor as BigSkeez; Jerry Minor as Bumble B; Noel Gugliemi as Lay-Z; Seth Green as Chris Griffin; Alec Sulkin as Parent and Hippie Dad

--“FAMILY GUY”—(9:00-9:30 PM ET/PT) CC

 

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

MEG DATES A GUY BEHIND BARS ON AN ALL-NEW “FAMILY GUY”

SUNDAY, JANUARY 31, ON FOX

 

Chace Crawford (“Gossip Girl”) Makes Guest Voice Appearance

 

Brian gets a gig writing for a teen magazine about the average American girl, but when he starts trailing Meg for research he discovers that her desperate attempts at dating have led her to a guy in the slammer. When Brian tries to expose Meg’s secret to the family, he finds that her boyfriend, Luke (guest voice Crawford), has broken out of jail and has been hiding in the Griffin’s house in the all-new “Dial Meg for Murder” episode of FAMILY GUY airing Sunday, Jan. 31 (9:00-9:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (FG-712) (TV-14 D, L, S, V)

 

Voice Cast: Seth MacFarlane as Peter Griffin, Stewie Griffin, Brian Griffin and Quagmire; Alex Borstein as Lois Griffin; Seth Green as Chris Griffin; Mila Kunis as Meg

 

Guest Voice Cast: Chace Crawford as Luke

 

 

 

--“AMERICAN DAD”—(9:30-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC

 

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

STAN DEVELOPS A NASTY HABIT

ON AN ALL-NEW “AMERICAN DAD”

SUNDAY, JANUARY 31, ON FOX

 

Stan puts down liberal social programs because he thinks they’re a waste of money and gives Francine a hard time for lending a helping hand at the local homeless shelter. When Stan develops a nasty addiction and needs help, he suddenly has a change of heart in the all-new “A Jones for a Smith” episode of AMERICAN DAD airing Sunday, Jan. 31 (9:30-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (DAD-502) (TV-14 D, L, S, V)

 

Voice Cast: Seth MacFarlane as Stan Smith and Roger the Alien; Wendy Schaal as Francine Smith; Rachael MacFarlane as Hayley; Scott Grimes as Steve; Dee Bradley Baker as Klaus

 


 

 

MONDAY, FEBRUARY 1

 

 

--“HOUSE”—(8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

 

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

FOREMAN’S BROTHER MAKES A SURPRISE VISIT TO THE HOSPITAL

ON AN ALL-NEW “HOUSE” MONDAY, FEBRUARY 1, ON FOX

 

Orlando Jones (“Rules of Engagement”) Guest-Stars

 

House and the team rush to treat an ailing college football star in time for the patient to compete in NFL tryouts. But when the patient experiences an onslaught of varied and unusual symptoms, the team has trouble reaching a consensus on how to effectively treat him in time. Meanwhile, Foreman’s brother Marcus (guest star Jones) makes a surprise visit to the hospital in the all-new “Moving the Chains” episode of HOUSE airing Monday, Feb. 1 (8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (HOU-613) (TV-14 D, L)

 

Cast: Hugh Laurie as Dr. Gregory House; Lisa Edelstein as Dr. Lisa Cuddy; Omar Epps as Dr. Eric Foreman; Robert Sean Leonard as Dr. James Wilson; Jennifer Morrison as Dr. Allison Cameron; Jesse Spencer as Dr. Robert Chase; Peter Jacobson as Dr. Chris Taub; Olivia Wilde as Dr. Remy Hadley/Thirteen

 

Guest Cast: Orlando Jones as Marcus Foreman; Denise Dowse as Glenda; Da’Vone McDonald as Daryl; Harry Zinn as Coach Denning; Shon Little as Scout; Trevor O’Brien as Jim Dunnagan; Bobbin Bergstrom as Nurse

 

 

 

--“24”—(9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

 

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

AGENT RENEE WALKER FACES THE UNTHINKABLE

AND JACK BAUER OUTSMARTS WHILE UNDERCOVER

ON AN ALL-NEW “24” MONDAY, FEBRUARY 1, ON FOX

 

Undercover Agent Renee Walker confronts her painful past when attempting to broker a deal with a ruthless, but very well-connected German arms dealer. When CTU shifts its focus from the perilous circumstances surrounding Jack and Renee, lead analyst Dana Walsh comes up with a plan to quell her situation and Chloe O’Brian puts Arlo Glass in his place. As Jack and Renee’s undercover mission takes unexpected turns, the Hassan family turmoil has President Taylor reeling as the peace agreement is jeopardized in the all-new “Day 8: 9:00 PM-10:00 PM” episode of 24 airing Monday, Feb. 1 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (TWF-806) (TV-14 L, V)

 

Cast: Kiefer Sutherland as Jack Bauer; Mary Lynn Rajskub as Chloe O’Brian; Cherry Jones as Allison Taylor; Annie Wersching as Renee Walker; Anil Kapoor as Omar Hassan; Mykelti Williamson as Brian Hastings; Chris Diamantopoulos as Rob Weiss; Katee Sackhoff as Dana Walsh; Freddie Prinze Jr. as Cole Ortiz; John Boyd as Arlo Glass

Guest Cast: Bob Gunton as Ethan Kanin; Akbar Kurtha as Farhad Hassan; Necar Zadegan as Dalia Hassan; Nazneen Contractor as Kayla Hassan; Eli Goodman as Dr. Levine; Juergen Prochnow as Sergi Bazhaev; David Anders as Josef Bazhaev; Gene Farber as Oleg Bazhaev; T.J. Ramini as Tarin Faroush; Jon Sklaroff as Ziya Dakhilov; Callum Keith Rennie as Vladimir Laitanan; Tony Curran as Lugo

 

 

TUESDAY, FEBRUARY 2

 

--“AMERICAN IDOL”—(8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-In Stereo

 

THE SEARCH FOR THE NEXT SUPERSTAR CONTINUES

WITH AUDITIONS FROM DENVER ON “AMERICAN IDOL”

TUESDAY, FEBRUARY 2, ON FOX

 

The judges continue their quest to find the next singing superstar in the “Mile High City” with returning guest judge Victoria Beckham. Don’t miss the auditions that everyone will be talking about the next day when the “Auditions #7: Denver” episode of AMERICAN IDOL airs Tuesday, Feb. 2 (8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (ID-908) (TV-PG D, L)

 

Host: Ryan Seacrest

 

Judges: Simon Cowell, Ellen DeGeneres, Kara DioGuardi and Randy Jackson

 

 

--“KITCHEN NIGHTMARES”—(9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC

 

CHEF RAMSAY TAKES THE MANGOS OUT OF FLAMANGOS

ON AN ALL-NEW “KITCHEN NIGHTMARES” TUESDAY, FEBRUARY 2, ON FOX

 

When Chef Ramsay visits Flamangos in Whitehouse Station, NJ, he feels like he’s stepped back in time and into the rainforest. This family-run restaurant is in desperate need of a total overhaul, and with one of the owners stuck in the past and resistant to change, it’s nearly impossible for Ramsay to make any improvements. After working with the employees on new décor, a new menu and even a new name, the owner remains skeptical and decides it might be best just to shut the doors forever. Will Chef Ramsay be able to change the owners’ minds and help them turn their restaurant around, or will they just throw in the towel? Find out in the all-new “Flamangos” episode of KITCHEN NIGHTMARES airing Tuesday, Feb. 2 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (KN-204) (TV-14 L)

 

Cast: Chef Gordon Ramsay

 

WEDNESDAY, FEBRUARY 3

 

[EDITOR’S NOTE 1: HUM-106 replaces the previously announced episode of HUMAN TARGET.]

[EDITOR’S NOTE 2: Both of this evening’s episodes now serve as time period premieres.]

[EDITOR’S NOTE 3: Please note new episode title for ID-909.]

 

**TIME PERIOD PREMIERE**—“HUMAN TARGET”—(8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

 

CHANCE PRAYS FOR A MIRACLE WHEN HE IS HIRED TO FIND AND PROTECT

A FORMER THIEF HIDING OUT IN A REMOTE MOUNTAINTOP MONASTERY

ON AN ALL-NEW “HUMAN TARGET” WEDNESDAY, FEBRUARY 3, ON FOX

 

Chance needs a miracle to help protect a reformed thief from his vengeful former accomplices as they race to recover priceless religious artifacts hidden in a remote Canadian monastery in the all-new “Sanctuary” episode of HUMAN TARGET airing Wednesday, Feb. 3 (8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (HUM-106) (TV-14 L, V)

 

Cast: Mark Valley as Christopher Chance; Chi McBride as Winston; Jackie Earle Haley as Guerrero

 

Guest Cast: Sam Huntington as John Gray; Sarah Smyth as Emily; William Mapother as Fisher; Merwin Mondesir as Tom Karrel; Peter Bryant as Abbot Stevens

 

 

**TIME PERIOD PREMIERE**—“AMERICAN IDOL”—(9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-In Stereo

 

THE SEARCH FOR THE NEXT SUPERSTAR CONTINUES

ON THE ROAD TO HOLLYWOOD ON “AMERICAN IDOL”

WEDNESDAY, FEBRUARY 3, ON FOX

 

It is the last evening of the Season Nine auditions. Join Simon, Kara and Randy as they continue their quest to find the next singing superstar. Don’t miss the auditions everyone will be talking about the next day when the “Road to Hollywood” episode of AMERICAN IDOL airs Wednesday, Feb. 3 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (ID-909) (TV-PG D, L)

 

Host: Ryan Seacrest

 

Judges: Simon Cowell, Ellen DeGeneres, Kara DioGuardi and Randy Jackson

 

Guest Judges: Victoria Beckham, Mary J. Blige, Kristin Chenoweth, Joe Jonas, Neil Patrick Harris, Avril Lavigne, Katy Perry and Shania Twain

 

THURSDAY, FEBRUARY 4

 

**WINTER FINALE**—“BONES”—(8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

 

IT’S A BATTLE BETWEEN GOOD AND EVIL

ON THE WINTER FINALE OF “BONES”THURSDAY, FEBRUARY 4, ON FOX

 

Joshua Malina (“In Plain Sight”) and Pej Vahdat Guest-Star

 

Brennan and Booth investigate a set of uniquely disfigured remains allegorizing biblical text. As they acquire more information about the victim, a former patient of Dr. Adam Copeland (guest star Malina) at Havenhurst Sanitarium, they are confronted with suspects who are hard to characterize as either good or evil. Meanwhile, Jeffersonian intern Arastoo Vaziri (guest star Vahdat) reveals a secret about his past in “The Devil in the Details” winter finale episode of BONES airing Thursday, Feb. 4 (8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (BON-513) (TV-14 L)

 

Cast: Emily Deschanel as Dr. Temperance Brennan; David Boreanaz as FBI Special Agent Seeley Booth; TJ Thyne as Dr. Jack Hodgins; Michaela Conlin as Angela Montenegro; Tamara Taylor as Dr. Camille “Cam” Saroyan; John Francis Daley as Dr. Lance Sweets

 

Guest Cast: Peh Vahdat as Arastoo Vaziri; Joshua Malina as Dr. Adam Copeland; Jocko Sims as Lloyd Robertson; Amanda Schull as Neviah Larkin; Henri Lubatti as Phillip Womack; John Apicella as Father Patrick; Daniel Polo as William; Scott Jesic Caudill as Gabe Turner; Deborah Rusty Schwimmer as Erica Turner  

 

 

**WINTER FINALE**—“FRINGE”—(9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

 

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

TWO WORLDS COLLIDE WITH DISASTROUS RESULTS

ON THE WINTER FINALE OF “FRINGE”

THURSDAY, FEBRUARY 4, ON FOX

 

A Manhattan office building is rattled to its core, leaving only one survivor, and the Fringe Team examines his otherworldly origins. Once Walter surmises that what shook the building was something he discovered many years ago, the team races to Jacksonville to help Olivia reconnect with her past in order to avert what they fear will happen next in the all-new “Jacksonville” winter finale episode of FRINGE airing Thursday, Feb. 4 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (FR-214) (TV-14 V)

 

Cast: Anna Torv as Olivia Dunham; Joshua Jackson as Peter Bishop; John Noble as Walter Bishop; Lance Reddick as Phillip Broyles;Blair Brown as Nina Sharp; Jasika Nicole as Astrid Farnsworth

 

Guest Cast: Jim True-Frost as Ted Pratchett; Ryan McDonald as Brandon; Sarah Edmondson as Pauline Hess

 

 

FRIDAY, FEBRUARY 5

 

[EDITOR’S NOTE 1: HOU-605 replaces the previously announced episode of HOUSE.]

[EDITOR’S NOTE 2: KN-203 replaces the previously announced episode of KITCHEN NIGHTMARES.]

 

**TIME PERIOD PREMIERE**—“HOUSE”(8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

 

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

FROM RAGS TO RICHES AND BACK AGAIN ON “HOUSE”

FRIDAY, FEBRUARY 5, ON FOX

 

A wealthy businessman brings his teenage son, who is suffering from stomach pains, to Princeton Plainsboro and insists on having Dr. House handle the case. The father of the patient believes that the karmic penalty of his financial success is he is victim to personal tragedy and the answer to his son’s medical mystery lies in a reversal of fate rather than medical treatment. Meanwhile, Foreman and Chase prepare to present information on the Dibala case in the “Instant Karma” episode of HOUSE airing Friday, Feb. 5 (8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (HOU-605) (TV-14 D, L)

 

Cast: Hugh Laurie as Dr. Gregory House; Lisa Edelstein as Dr. Lisa Cuddy; Omar Epps as Dr. Eric Foreman; Robert Sean Leonard as Dr. James Wilson; Jennifer Morrison as Dr. Allison Cameron; Jesse Spencer as Dr. Robert Chase; Peter Jacobson as Dr. Chris Taub; Olivia Wilde as Thirteen

 

Guest Cast: Lee Tergesen as Roy; Tanner Maguire as Jack; Steve Kramer as Ken; Michael Dean Connolly as Oliver; M.K. Bakshi as Pete; Tim Kahle as Dr. Johnson; Gigi Hessamian as Marina; Liz Benoit as Nurse Anne; Cindy Lu as Nurse Diane

 

 

 

--“KITCHEN NIGHTMARES”—(9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC

 

CHEF RAMSAY ATTEMPTS TO REIGNITE A JADED RESTAURANT OWNER’S PASSION

ON AN ALL-NEW “KITCHEN NIGHTMARES” FRIDAY, FEBRUARY 5, ON FOX

 

Chef Gordon Ramsay takes on Bazzini Café, an Italian restaurant in Ridgewood, NJ, that struggles with slow service, poorly crafted dishes, a lackluster sous chef and a disappointing head chef. Even after Ramsay’s suggested fixes, the environment in the kitchen is mayhem, forcing Chef Ramsay take charge during prime dining hours while Head Chef Paul Bazzini takes a backseat in the all-new “Bazzini” episode of KITCHEN NIGHTMARES airing Friday, Feb. 5 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (KN-203) (TV-14 L)

 

Cast: Chef Gordon Ramsay

 

 

SATURDAY, FEBRUARY 6

 

[EDITOR’S NOTE 1: COPS at 8:00 and 8:30 PM and AMERICA’S MOST WANTED are preempted this night.]

[EDITOR’S NOTE 2: Local programming airs in primetime on the West Coast.]

 

**FOX SPORTS SPECIAL**—NASCAR 2010: BUDWEISER SHOOTOUT—(8:00 PM ET-CC live/5:00 PM PT-CC Live) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

 

FOX SPORTS PRESENTS LIVE COVERAGE OF THE 2010 BUDWEISER SHOOTOUT

SATURDAY, FEBRUARY 6, ON FOX

 

 

 

--“THE WANDA SYKES SHOW”—(11:00 PM-Midnight ET/PT) CC

 

YEAH, SHE SAID IT.

AN ALL-NEW EPISODE OF “THE WANDA SYKES SHOW”

AIRS SATURDAY, FEBRUARY 6, ON FOX

 

Emmy Award-winning actress and comedian Wanda Sykes’ new spin on the late-night talk show features her innovative, irreverent and topical brand of comedy. Sykes’ personal take on everything from news, politics, sports and pop culture will be examined from her fresh point of view on an all-new episode of THE WANDA SYKES SHOW airing Saturday, Feb. 6 (11:00 PM-Midnight ET/PT) on FOX. (WAN-112) (TV-14 D, L)

 

Host: Wanda Sykes

 

 

 

--“SIT DOWN, SHUT UP”—(Midnight-12:30 AM ET/PT) CC

 

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

ANDREW’S MUSICAL BRINGS DOWN THE HOUSE ON “SIT DOWN, SHUT UP”

SATURDAY, FEBRUARY 6, ON FOX

 

When Sue gives Andrew an ultimatum to turn around the drama department, he writes his magnum opus, a musical starring the teachers with Miracle as the female lead. Jealous of Andrew’s casting choices, Helen resolves to sabotage the play. Meanwhile, Sue discovers that Ennis is smartest when intoxicated in the “High School Musical Musical” episode of SIT DOWN, SHUT UP airing Saturday, Feb. 6 (Midnight-12:30 AM ET/PT) on FOX. (SIT-111) (TV-14 D, L, V)

 

 

Voice Cast: Will Arnett as Ennis Hofftard; Jason Bateman as Larry Littlejunk; Will Forte as Stuart Proszakian; Tom Kenny as Happy; Tom Kenny as Interpreter; Nick Kroll as Andrew LeGustambos; Cheri Oteri as Helen Klench; Kenan Thompson as Sue Sezno; Henry Winkler as Willard Deutschebog; Kristin Chenoweth as Miracle Grohe

 

 

SUNDAY, FEBRUARY 7

 

 

--“’TIL DEATH”—(7:00-7:30 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

 

WHATEVER SIMONA SAYS, EDDIE DOES ON AN ALL-NEW “’TIL DEATH”

SUNDAY, FEBRUARY 7, ON FOX

 

Kevin Nealon and Susan Yeagley Guest-Star

 

When Joy urges Eddie to get a check-up from their doctor, Simona (Susan Yeagley), Eddie becomes enamored with her and her husband, Stephen (Kevin Nealon), and their seemingly perfect life. Joy becomes annoyed when Eddie becomes ardent about taking Simona’s advice, even though Joy has been nagging him for years, and decides to prove to Eddie that Simona isn’t as perfect as she seems in the all-new “The Not-So-Perfect Couple” episode of ‘TIL DEATH airing Sunday, Feb. 7 (7:00-7:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (TIL-315) (TV-PG D, L)

 

Cast: Brad Garrett as Eddie; Joely Fisher as Joy; JB Smoove as Kenny

 

Guest Cast: Kevin Nealon as Stephen; Susan Yeagley as Simona; Stephen Lee as Bob; Ashley Greene as Waitress; Matt Griesser as Man

 


 

 

--“’TIL DEATH”—(7:30-8:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

 

JOY AND EDDIE TRY FLYING SOLO ON AN ALL-NEW “’TIL DEATH”

SUNDAY, FEBRUARY 7, ON FOX

 

When Eddie attends their annual baseball game without Joy, they realize that they can have separate lives, but at what cost? Meanwhile, Ally and Doug try to save a tree but end up causing a neighborhood tree-disease epidemic in the all-new “Independent Action” episode of ‘TIL DEATH airing Sunday, Feb. 7 (7:30-8:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (TIL-406) (TV-14 D, L)

 

Cast: Brad Garrett as Eddie Stark; Joely Fisher as Joy Stark; Timm Sharp as Doug Von Stuessen; Lindsey Broad as Ally Stark

 

Guest Cast: Kathleen Rose as Duffy; Rob Benedict as Rainbow; Donnell C. Barrett as Black Guy; Eddie Braun as Stunt Performer; Deck Braun as Stunt Ball Boy #1; Harry Daniels as Stunt Ball Boy #2; Robert Donavan as Announcer

 

 

--“THE SIMPSONS”—(8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

 

BART WISHES FOR A BROTHER ON “THE SIMPSONS”

SUNDAY, FEBRUARY 7, ON FOX

 

Brothers Peyton Manning, Eli Manning and Cooper Manning;

Kim Cattrall (“Sex and The City”), Jordan Nagai (“Up”)

and Tommy Smothers and Dick Smothers (The Smothers Brothers)

Make Special Guest Voice Appearances

 

One snowy day in Springfield, Lisa informs Bart that she and Maggie share a bond that Bart will never understand because he doesn’t have a brother, so Bart asks Homer for a baby brother. When Homer denies Bart’s request, Bart makes his way to the Springfield Orphanage to find what he thinks he’s missing in the “O Brother, Where Bart Thou?” episode of THE SIMPSONS airing Sunday, Feb. 7 (8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (SI-2101) (TV-PG D, L, S, V)

 

Voice Cast: Dan Castellaneta as Homer Simpson; Julie Kavner as Marge Simpson; Nancy Cartwright as Bart Simpson; Yeardley Smith as Lisa Simpson; Hank Azaria as Moe; Harry Shearer as Skinner; Pamela Haden as Milhouse; Tress MacNeille as Dolph

 

Guest Voice Cast: Peyton Manning as himself; Eli Manning as Himself; Cooper Manning as Himself; Kim Cattrall as Herself; Jordan Nagai as Charlie, Huell Howser as Himself; The Smothers Brothers as Themselves

 

 

--“THE CLEVELAND SHOW”—(8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

 

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

IT’S CHRISTMAS CHAOS ON “THE CLEVELAND SHOW”

SUNDAY, FEBRUARY 7, ON FOX

 

When Cleveland fills in as Santa Claus at his office holiday party, he has one too many egg nogs and lets the truth slip about Rallo’s father. With Rallo’s admiration for his dad destroyed, Cleveland tries to reconnect father and son in an attempt to save Rallo’s Christmas spirit. Meanwhile, Roberta becomes an animal-rights activist and tries to save a reindeer in the “A Cleveland Brown Christmas” episode of THE CLEVELAND SHOW airing Sunday, Feb. 7 (8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (CLE-111) (TV-14 D, L, S)

 

Voice Cast: Mike Henry as Cleveland Brown/Teenage Cleveland and Rallo Tubbs; Sanaa Lathan as Donna Tubbs/Teenage Donna; Kevin Michael Richardson as Cleveland Jr. and Lester; Nia Long as Roberta Tubbs; Seth MacFarlane as Tim

 

--“FAMILY GUY”—(9:00-9:30 PM ET/PT) CC

 

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

PETER BECOMES A CORPORATE BIG SHOT ON “FAMILY GUY”

SUNDAY, FEBRUARY 7, ON FOX

 

Hugh Laurie Makes Guest Voice Appearance

 

When Peter gives Lois’ father the bachelor party he never had, Mr. Pewterschmidt slips into a coma and not even Dr. House (guest voice Laurie) can bring him out of it. With her father incapacitated, Lois is given control of Pewterschmidt Industries. Peter convinces Lois to let him run the operation, but he gets power-hungry and fires the board. Mr. Pewterschmidt soon bounces back and tries to regain control of what he’s built in the “Business Guy” episode of FAMILY GUY airing Sunday, Feb. 7 (9:00-9:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (FG-711) (TV-14 D, L, S, V)

 

Voice Cast: Seth MacFarlane as Peter Griffin, Stewie Griffin, Brian Griffin, Quagmire and Cater; Alex Borstein as Lois Griffin and Babs; Seth Green as Chris Griffin; Mila Kunis as Meg

 

Guest Voice Cast: Hugh Laurie as Dr. House; Patrick Warburton as Joe

 

 

 

--“AMERICAN DAD”—(9:30-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC

 

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

STAN AND FRANCINE FIGHT THE GOOD FIGHT ON “AMERICAN DAD”

SUNDAY, FEBRUARY 7, ON FOX

 

When the Smith family goes to church on Christmas Day, Stan is furious when he can’t get a good seat. While Francine tries to ease his frustration, a moment of divine intervention occurs. Upset that he has been left on earth with Francine during the ultimate fight between good and evil, Stan ditches his wife to get into the pearly gates of heaven, but when Francine is kidnapped, Stan fights to get her back in the “Rapture’s Delight” episode of AMERICAN DAD airing Sunday, Feb. 7 (9:30-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (DAD-417) (TV-14 D, L, S, V)

 

Voice Cast: Seth MacFarlane as Stan Smith and Roger the Alien; Wendy Schaal as Francine Smith; Rachael MacFarlane as Hayley; Scott Grimes as Steve; Dee Bradley Baker as Klaus

 

 

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SUNDAY, DECEMBER 13

[EDITOR’S NOTE: See below for revised description of BTH-112.]

--“BROTHERS”—(7:00-7:30 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

A CHANGE FOR THE BETTER ON AN ALL-NEW “BROTHERS”

SUNDAY, DECEMBER 13, ON FOX

Snoop Dogg and Jimmy Johnson Guest-Star

With the help of Cousin Kenny’s (guest star Snoop Dogg) legal aid, Coach’s brother Maurice is released from jail and arrives at the Trainors’ home to spend some time with the family. Despite Adele’s initial skepticism, the “new” Maurice turns out to be quite a stand-up guy. Meanwhile, Mike makes a play for a new waitress at Trainor’s, and Jimmy Johnson (guest-starring as himself) stops by the restaurant to talk football in the all-new “Snoop Returns” episode of BROTHERS airing Sunday, Dec. 13 (7:00-7:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (BTH-110) (TV-PG D, L)

Cast: Michael Strahan as Mike; Daryl Chill Mitchell as Chill; CCH Pounder as Adele; Carl Weathers as Coach

Guest Cast: Snoop Dogg as Cousin Kenny; Fred Williamson as Maurice; Ryan Michelle Bathe as Kathleen; Jimmy Johnson as Himself

--“BROTHERS”—(7:30-8:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

‘TIS THE SEASON TO SPEND TIME WITH FAMILY ON AN ALL-NEW“BROTHERS”

SUNDAY, DECEMBER 13, ON FOX

Lenny Clarke (“Rescue Me”) and Tichina Arnold (“Everybody Hates Chris”)Guest-Star

Adele’s brother-in law Lenny (guest star Lenny Clarke) shows up on the Trainor’s doorstep when his wife, Cynthia (guest star Tichina Arnold), jets off to Mexico solo, and Coach and Adele look for ways to bring them back together. Meanwhile, Adele preps for Christmas with the family, but her plans are disrupted when Mike and Chill are called into work in the all-new “Christmas” episode of BROTHERS airing Sunday, Dec. 13 (7:30-8:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (BTH-112) (TV-PG D, L)

Cast: Michael Strahan as Mike; Daryl Chill Mitchell as Chill; CCH Pounder as Adele; Carl Weathers as Coach

Guest Cast: Lenny Clarke as Lenny; Tichina Arnold as Cynthia; Jamie Denbo as Jolene; Chane’t Johnson as Candy; Hector A. Garcia as Raul; Sacheen Padilla as Bambi; Steve Schirripa as Louie; Izzy Diaz as Hector; Stephen Lee as Tim; Rocsi Diaz as Maxi

--“THE SIMPSONS”—(8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

BART'S HOLIDAY WISH THIS SEASON IS FOR A BROTHER

ON AN ALL-NEW “THE SIMPSONS”

SUNDAY, DECEMBER 13, ON FOX

Brothers Peyton Manning, Eli Manning and Cooper Manning;

Kim Cattrall (“Sex and The City”), Jordan Nagai (“Up”)

and Tommy Smothers and Dick Smothers (The Smothers Brothers)

Make Special Guest Voice Appearances

One snowy day in Springfield, Lisa informs Bart that she and Maggie share a bond that Bart will never understand because he doesn’t have a brother, so Bart asks Homer for a baby brother. When Homer denies Bart’s request, Bart makes his way to the Springfield Orphanage to find what he thinks he’s missing in the all-new “O Brother, Where Bart Thou?” episode of THE SIMPSONS airingSunday, Dec. 13 (8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (SI-2101) (TV-PG D, L, S, V)

Voice Cast: Dan Castellaneta as Homer Simpson; Julie Kavner as Marge Simpson; Nancy Cartwright as Bart Simpson; Yeardley Smith as Lisa Simpson; Hank Azaria as Moe; Harry Shearer as Skinner; Pamela Haden as Milhouse; Tress MacNeille as Dolph

Guest Voice Cast: Peyton Manning as himself; Eli Manning as Himself; Cooper Manning as Himself; Kim Cattrall as Herself; Jordan Nagai as Charlie, Huell Howser as Himself; The Smothers Brothers as Themselves

--“THE CLEVELAND SHOW”—(8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

IT’S CHRISTMAS CHAOS

ON AN ALL-NEW “THE CLEVELAND SHOW”

SUNDAY, DECEMBER 13, ON FOX

Celebrate the holidays Stoolbend-style! When Cleveland fills in as Santa Claus at his office holiday party, he has one too many eggnogs and lets the truth slip about Rallo’s father. With Rallo’s admiration for his dad destroyed, Cleveland tries to reconnect father and son in an attempt to save Rallo’s Christmas spirit. Meanwhile, Roberta becomes an animal rights activist and tries to save a reindeer in the all-new “A Cleveland Brown Christmas” episode of THE CLEVELAND SHOW airing Sunday, Dec. 13 (8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (CLE-111) (TV-14 D, L, S)

Voice Cast: Mike Henry as Cleveland Brown/Teenage Cleveland and Rallo Tubbs; Sanaa Lathan as Donna Tubbs/Teenage Donna; Kevin Michael Richardson as Cleveland Jr. and Lester; Nia Long as Roberta Tubbs; Seth MacFarlane as Tim

--“FAMILY GUY”—(9:00-9:30 PM ET/PT) CC

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

PETER BECOMES A CORPORATE BIG SHOT THIS HOLIDAY SEASON

ON AN ALL-NEW “FAMILY GUY”

SUNDAY, DECEMBER 13, ON FOX

Hugh Laurie (HOUSE) Makes Guest Voice Appearance

When Peter gives Lois’ father the bachelor party he never had, Mr. Pewterschmidt slips into a coma and not even Dr. House (guest voice Laurie) can bring him out of it. With her father incapacitated, Lois is given control ofPewterschmidt Industries. Peter convinces Lois to let him run the operation, but he gets power-hungry and fires the board. Mr. Pewterschmidt soon bounces back and tries to regain control of what he’s built – even though it may be more difficult than Christmas shopping for Peter – in the all-new “Business Guy” episode of FAMILY GUY airing Sunday, Dec. 13 (9:00-9:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (FG-711) (TV-14 D, L, S)

Voice Cast: Seth MacFarlane as Peter Griffin, Stewie Griffin, Brian Griffin, Quagmire and Cater; Alex Borstein as Lois Griffin and Babs; Seth Green as Chris Griffin; Mila Kunis as Meg

Guest Voice Cast: Hugh Laurie as Dr. House; Patrick Warburton as Joe

--“AMERICAN DAD”—(9:30-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

THE SMITH FAMILY MAY HAVE THEIR LAST CHRISTMAS EVER

ON AN ALL-NEW “AMERICAN DAD”

SUNDAY, DECEMBER 13, ON FOX

When the Smith family goes to church on Christmas Day, Stan is furious when he can’t get a good seat. While Francine tries to ease his frustration, a moment of divine intervention occurs. Upset that he has been left on earth with Francine during the ultimate fight between good and evil, Stan ditches his wife to get into the pearly gates of heaven, but when Francine is kidnapped, Stan fights to get her back in the all-new “Rapture’s Delight” episode of AMERICAN DAD airingSunday, Dec. 13 (9:30-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (DAD-417) (TV-14 D, L, S, V)

Voice Cast: Seth MacFarlane as Stan Smith and Roger the Alien; Wendy Schaal as Francine Smith; Rachael MacFarlane as Hayley; Scott Grimes as Steve; Dee Bradley Baker as Klaus

MONDAY, DECEMBER 14

--“HOUSE”—(8:00-9:01 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

THE TEAM RINGS IN THE HOLIDAYS WITH A MEDICAL MYSTERY

ON “HOUSE” MONDAY, DECEMBER 14, ON FOX

Lori Petty (“The Cleaner”) Guest-Stars

House and the team encounter a teenager who collapsed during her high school Christmas program. They soon find the troubled teen dealt with more than her share of bullying at school, and as her condition continues to deteriorate, the team must delve deeper to get to the bottom of her mysterious illness. Meanwhile, House gives a clinic patient an unbelievable holiday gift and keeps the team guessing about who may have sent him a particularly thoughtful Christmas present, and Cuddy receives an unexpected gift of her own in the “Joy to the World” episode of HOUSE airing Monday, Dec. 14 (8:00-9:01 PM ET/PT)on FOX. (HOU-511) (TV-14 D)

Cast: Hugh Laurie as Dr. Gregory House; Lisa Edelstein as Dr. Lisa Cuddy; Omar Epps as Dr. Eric Foreman; Robert Sean Leonard as Dr. James Wilson; Jennifer Morrison as Dr. Allison Cameron; Jesse Spencer as Dr. Robert Chase; Peter Jacobson as Dr. Chris Taub; Kal Penn as Dr. Lawrence Kutner; Olivia Wilde as Thirteen

Guest Cast: Lori Petty as Janice; B.K. Cannon as Natalie; Michael Leydon Campbell as Mr. Soellner; Sherilyn Fenn as Mrs. Soellner; Lucas Till as Simon; Phyllis Lyons as Dr. Schmidt; Bitsie Tulloch as Whitney; John Forrest as Geoff; Meaghan Jette Martin as Sarah; Taylor Dooley as Rachelle; Ben Shields as Jonathan; Alix Korey as Anna; Christopher Demaci as Squatter; Marissa Ingrasci as Woman; Bobbin Bergstrom as Nurse

**FALL FINALE**—“LIE TO ME”—(9:01-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

A DISGRUNTLED FARMER THREATENS THE NATION’S CAPITAL

ON “LIE TO ME” MONDAY, DECEMBER 14, ON FOX

During a political protest in Washington, D.C., a disgruntled farmer parks his explosives-packed tractor near the Treasury Department building, forcing Lightman and his team to make some crucial life-or-death decisions. Meanwhile, a third-grade field trip gets stuck in the Lightman Group offices, and Loker has to play babysitter in the all-new “Tractor Man” episode of LIE TO ME airing Monday, Dec. 14 (9:01-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (LTM-210) (TV-14 L, V)

Cast: Tim Roth as Cal Lightman; Kelli Williams as Gillian Foster; Monica Raymund as Ria Torres; Brendan Hines as Eli Loker

TUESDAY, DECEMBER 15

**SEASON FINALE, PART 1**—“SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE”—(8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

THE FINAL SIX PERFORM ON PART ONE

OF THE “SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE” SEASON FINALE

TUESDAY, DECEMBER 15, ON FOX

The passion, point and pas de bourreés have reached their peak this season, and the Top 6 dancers must leave it all on the dance floor during their final performances. This is the last chance to hit their marks, land their jumps and convince the judges and viewers they have what it takes to be America’s Favorite Dancer. Watch who outshines the rest on Part 1 of the two-night season finale of SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE airing Tuesday, Dec. 15 (8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (DAN-625) (TV-PG D, L)

Host: Cat Deeley

**FOX SPECIAL**—“GORDON RAMSAY: COOKALONG LIVE”—(9:00-10:00 PM ET live/PT tape-delayed) CC

FIRE UP YOUR STOVETOP FOR “GORDON RAMSAY: COOKALONG LIVE”

TUESDAY, DECEMBER 15, ON FOX

Superstar chef Gordon Ramsay is inviting viewers to stay home for the night, don their aprons, fire up their stovetops and cook along with him from the comfort of their own kitchens. During this live one-hour special, Chef Ramsay will guide America through step-by-step instructions on how to cook three mouth-watering courses for family and friends. Whether you love cooking or never go near the kitchen, Chef Ramsay guarantees that you’ll be able to cook three delicious dishes in one hour if you just do what he says. The evening’s menu will feature an Angel Hair Pasta with Shrimp, Chili Peppers and Tomatoes appetizer; Steak Diane with Sautéed Potatoes and Peas as the main course; and Quick Tiramisu for dessert. GORDON RAMSAY: COOKALONG LIVE airs Tuesday, Dec. 15(9:00-10:00 PM ET live/PT tape-delayed) on FOX. (SP-1020) (TV-14 D, L)

Head Chef: Gordon Ramsay

[EDITOR’S NOTE: GLEE is preempted this evening.]

**2-HOUR SEASON FINALE, PART 2**—“SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE”—(8:00-10:00 PM) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

AMERICA’S FAVORITE DANCER IS CROWNED

ON THE SEASON FINALE OF “SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE”

WEDNESDAY, DECEMBER 16, ON FOX

The votes have been tallied, and the moment America has been waiting for is finally here! Find out tonight who has been chosen as America’s Favorite Dancer on the season finale of SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE airing Wednesday, Dec. 16 (8:00-10:00 PM ET live/PT tape-delayed) on FOX. (DAN-625A) (TV-PG D, L)

Host: Cat Deeley

Michael Roach 310-369-7055 michael.roach@fox.com

THURSDAY, DECEMBER 17

--“BONES”—(8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

BOOTH AND BRENNAN INVESTIGATE THE CALL OF THE WILD

ON “BONES” THURSDAY, DECEMBER 17, ON FOX

Chad Lowe Guest-Stars

The half-eaten body of a doctor is found in the tiger cage at the zoo following a hospital charity event, and Booth and Brennan determine the death was no accident. The team soon identifies the victim as Dr. Andrew Welton, and Cam reveals that she was engaged to Welton and lived with him 10 years ago. Though she is devastated by the loss, she nonetheless joins in the investigation to help find Dr. Welton’s killer for the sake of his 16-year-old daughter who Cam once helped raise, potentially creating a life-changing situation for Cam. The team pieces together Dr. Welton’s final evening as they question the suspects, including Brandon Casey (guest star Lowe), whom Sweets and Angela must hypnotize in order to jog his memory about what he saw the night of the gala. Meanwhile, lust is in the air at the Jeffersonian, and Angela is obsessed by sexual thoughts as she tries to maintain her self-imposed celibacy in “The Doctor in the Den” episode of BONES airing Thursday, April 2 (8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (BON-412) (TV-14 D, L)

Cast: Emily Deschanel as Dr. Temperance Brennan; David Boreanaz as FBI Special Agent Seeley Booth; TJ Thyne as Dr. Jack Hodgins; Michaela Conlin as Angela Montenegro; Tamara Taylor as Dr. Camille “Cam” Saroyan; John Francis Daley as Dr. Lance Sweets

Guest Cast: Chad Lowe as Brandon Casey; Eugene Byrd as Clark Edison; Dana David as Michelle Weston; Rebecca Wisoky as Dr. Maura Bailey; Dru Mouser as Nancy Lauder; Linda Purl as Mrs. Diana Annenburg; Joey Adams as Rick Annenburg; Audrey Wasilewski as Trysta; Marston Fobbs as Bill; Candice Coke as Dr. Nora Oldhouse; Christopher Neiman as Langston; Pamela Dunlap as Mrs. Jenkins; Kim Topper as Gretchen Kujawa; Tangelia Rouse as Lauren Dobbs

--“FRINGE”—(9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

OLIVIA MAKES A SHOCKING RETURN TO THIS REALITY ON “FRINGE”

THURSDAY, DECEMBER 17, ON FOX

Leonard Nimoy Guest-Stars

After traveling to an intriguing parallel universe where she met Massive Dynamic founder William Bell (guest star Nimoy), Olivia makes a shocking return to this reality. Peter, unknowingly in a race against time with an ominous mobile force, pursues information about Olivia’s perplexing visit. Meanwhile, Walter reenters the lab to cook up a bit of fringe science, and of course, some custard for someone’s birthday in the “A New Day in the Old Town” episode of FRINGE airing Thursday, Dec. 17 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (FR-201) (TV-14 L, V)

Cast: Anna Torv as Olivia Dunham; Joshua Jackson as Peter Bishop; John Noble as Walter Bishop; Lance Reddick as Phillip Broyles; Kirk Acevedo as Charlie Francis; Mark Valley as John Scott; Blair Brown as Nina Sharp; Jasika Nicole as Astrid Farnsworth

Guest Cast: Leonard Nimoy as William Bell; Meghan Markle as Agent Amy Jessup; Ari Graynor as Rachel Dunham; Ken Camroux-Taylor as Old Senator; Ivan Cermak as Cop; Simone Kessell as Nurse; Christian Vincent as Surgeon; Tegan Moss as Rebecca; Adrian Holmes as Forensics Chief

FRIDAY, DECEMBER 18

**2-HOUR EPISODE**—“DOLLHOUSE”—(8:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

VICTOR’S PAST IS REVEALED AND ECHO IS TRAPPED IN HER WORST NIGHTMARE

ON AN ALL-NEW “DOLLHOUSE” FRIDAY, DECEMBER 18, ON FOX

As his contract with the Dollhouse expires, Victor is released back into the world, where his military past threatens his future with Sierra. Meanwhile, Echo is deemed too dangerous and is sent into her worst nightmare in the all-new “Stop-Loss/The Attic” episode of DOLLHOUSE airing Friday, Dec. 18 (8:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (DOL-209/210) (TV-14 D, L, V)

Cast: Eliza Dushku as Echo; Tahmoh Penikett as Paul Ballard; Olivia Williams as Adelle DeWitt; Harry Lennix as Boyd Langton; Fran Kranz as Topher Brink; Enver Gjokaj as Victor; Dichen Lachman as Sierra

Guest Cast: Liza Lapira as Ivy; Michael Kin as Hagan; Reed Diamond as Laurence Dominic; Vincent Ventresca as Nolan Kinnard; Adam Godley as Clyde Randolph; Tzi Ma as Matsu; Keir Thirus as Myers

SATURDAY, DECEMBER 19

--“COPS: UPON FURTHER INVESTIGATION”—(8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) CC

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

SUSPECTS SHOW NO LOVE FOR OFFICERS

ON “COPS: UPON FURTHER INVESTIGATION”

SATURDAY, DECEMBER 19, ON FOX

Deputies in Harris County, TX, respond to a call of a suspicious person in a neighborhood, and when backup arrives, one suspect starts to walk away from the scene. Upon further investigation, the suspects are found to be carrying illegal narcotics. Deputies in Rancho Cucamonga, CA, attempt to stop a suspect on a motorcycle for a routine traffic violation. As they approach the bike, the deputies discover the man is intoxicated and take him in on a DUI charge. Also featured are sheriffs in San Diego County, CA, who are called to investigate a grocery store theft that takes the cake on COPS: UPON FURTHER INVESTIGATION airing Saturday, Dec. 19 (8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (CP-2117) (TV-PG L, V)

--“COPS: LIAR LIAR #3

”—(8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-In Stereo

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

DRIVERS, DRUGS AND DISHONESTY ON “COPS: LIAR LIAR #3”

SATURDAY, DECEMBER 19, ON FOX

Officers in Cleveland, OH, arrest two young suspects who recklessly hijack a vehicle and cause a crazy car chase. A deputy in Hillsborough County, FL, responds to a call regarding a suspicious vehicle, and upon arrival at the scene, the passenger scrambles to conceal evidence. Also featured is an officer from Sacramento, CA, stopping to a suspect riding a bicycle who disregarded a traffic stop. When the suspect’s nervous behavior provokes officers to investigate further, they uncover “something he found” near the highway on COPS: LIAR LIAR #3 airing Saturday, Dec. 19 (8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (CP-2120) (TV-PG L)

--“AMERICA’S MOST WANTED”—(9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC

“AMERICA’S MOST WANTED” CONTINUES ITS PURSUIT OF JUSTICE

SATURDAY, DECEMBER 19, ON FOX

AMERICA’S MOST WANTED takes on the nation’s hottest crime issues. This crime-fighting program focuses on capturing fugitives, protecting victims and empowering citizens within the criminal justice system. The series also takes an in-depth look at laws that harm victims, champions the cause of lawmakers fighting to protect victims’ rights and presents news of recent captures, convictions and missing children cases. AMERICA’S MOST WANTED airsSaturday, Dec. 19 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (MW-2312) (TV-14 L, V)

Host: John Walsh

--“THE WANDA SYKES SHOW”—(11:00 PM-Midnight ET/PT) CC

YEAH, SHE SAID IT.

AN ALL-NEW EPISODE OF “THE WANDA SYKES SHOW”

AIRS SATURDAY, DECEMBER 19, ON FOX

In a special holiday edition of Emmy Award-winning actress and comedian Wanda Sykes’ new late-night talk show, everything from news, politics, sports and pop culture will be examined from Sykes’ point of view and will be peppered with her innovative, irreverent and topical brand of comedy on an all-new episode of THE WANDA SYKES SHOW airing Saturday, Dec. 19 (11:00 PM-Midnight ET/PT) on FOX. (WAN-107) (TV-14 D, L)

Host: Wanda Sykes

--“SIT DOWN, SHUT UP”—(Midnight-12:30 AM ET/PT) CC

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

HIGH SCHOOL SCANDALS ARE UNCOVERED ON “SIT DOWN, SHUT UP”

SATURDAY, DECEMBER 19, ON FOX

Stuart is named editor of the student newspaper and tries to boost sales by printing salacious stories. When he uncovers some information on Miracle that gets her fired, she and Larry go on the lam. Meanwhile, Sue attempts to hide her own juicy story in the “High School Confidential” episode of SIT DOWN, SHUT UP airing Saturday, Dec. 19 (Midnight-12:30 AM ET/PT) on FOX. (SIT-108) (TV-14 D, L, S, V)

Voice Cast: Will Arnett as Ennis Hofftard; Jason Bateman as Larry Littlejunk; Will Forte as Stuart Proszakian; Tom Kenny as Happy; Tom Kenny as Interpreter; Nick Kroll as Andrew LeGustambos; Cheri Oteri as Helen Klench; Kenan Thompson as Sue Sezno; Henry Winkler as Willard Deutschebog; Kristin Chenoweth as Miracle Grohe

SUNDAY, DECEMBER 20

[EDITOR’S NOTE: Due to the preceding NFL football doubleheader, BROTHERS and ‘TIL DEATH will air on the West Coast only.]

--“BROTHERS”—(7:00-7:30 PM PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

MIKE IS THE COMEBACK KID ON “BROTHERS”

SUNDAY, DECEMBER 20, ON FOX

Mike is given a second chance to play for the NFL, and it seems like his financial woes may finally be coming to an end. But when making the team is contingent on passing a physical in only two-weeks’ time, Mike turns to Coach and Chill to get him back into shape. Meanwhile, Adele meddles with a student’s decision to play professional baseball in the “Mike's Comeback” episode of BROTHERS airing Sunday, Dec. 20 (7:00-7:30 PM PT) on FOX. (BTH-105) (TV-PG D, L)

Cast: Michael Strahan as Mike; Daryl Chill Mitchell as Chill; CCH Pounder as Adele; Carl Weathers as Coach

Guest Cast: Steve Schirripa as Louie; Jenny Slate as Annette; Todd Grinnell as Bruce; Hector A. Garcia as Raul; Dustin Ingram as Cody; Jamie Denbo as Jolene; Matt Cedeno as Jesus

--“’TIL DEATH”—(7:30-8:00 PM PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

A DISASTROUS HISTORY LESSON ON “’TIL DEATH”

SUNDAY, DECEMBER 20, ON FOX

Barry Bostwick (“Ugly Betty”), Richard Lewis (“Curb Your Enthusiasm”)

and Clarence Clemons (“The Wire”) Guest-Star

When Doug’s father gives him and Ally a large sum of money, they struggle with the decision to keep it or give it back. Meanwhile, Eddie decides to write a book about the Hindenburg disaster in the “Eddie’s Book” episode of ‘TIL DEATH airing Sunday, Dec. 20 (7:30-8:00 PM PT) on FOX. (TIL-404) (TV-14 D, L, S)

Cast: Brad Garrett as Eddie Stark; Joely Fisher as Joy Stark; Timm Sharp as Doug Von Stuessen; Lindsey Broad as Ally Stark

Guest Cast: Barry Bostwick as George Von Stuessen; Richard Lewis as Miles Tunnicliff; Clarence Clemons as Himself

--“THE SIMPSONS”—(8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) CC

HOMER IS SUSPICIOUS OF BART’S NEW FRIEND ON “THE SIMPSONS”

SUNDAY, DECEMBER 20, ON FOX

Shohreh Aghdashloo (“FlashForward”) Guest-Voices

The Simpson family takes a trip to the Mapple Store at the Springfield Mall where Lisa gets her very own Mypod, and Bart interrupts an announcement from Steve Mobbs with his own voiceover, causing pandemonium to break loose in the store. On his way home from the mall, Bart narrowly escapes punishment and befriends a Muslim boy named Bashir. Homer becomes suspicious of Bart’s new friend and invites Bashir, his mother (guest voice Aghdashloo) and his father over for dinner so he can investigate their supposed anti-American sentiments. When Homer goes to their home to apologize, he instead snoops around their house, a la Jack Bauer, and uncovers what he believes to be a terrorist plot to blow up the Springfield Mall in the “Mypods and Boomsticks” episode of THE SIMPSONS airing Sunday, Dec. 20 (8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (SI-1920) (TV-PG D, V)

Voice Cast: Dan Castellaneta as Homer Simpson; Julie Kavner as Marge Simpson; Nancy Cartwright as Bart Simpson; Yeardley Smith as Lisa Simpson; Hank Azaria as Moe; Harry Shearer as Skinner; Pamela Haden as Milhouse; Tress MacNeille as Bashir

Guest Voice Cast: Shohreh Aghdashloo as Mina

--“THE CLEVELAND SHOW”—(8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

CLEVELAND SAVES THE DAY ON “THE CLEVELAND SHOW”

SUNDAY, DECEMBER 20, ON FOX

Glenn Howerton (“It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia”) Makes Guest Voice Appearance

Cleveland is concerned that Cleveland Jr. has no friends, so he invites his neighbor Lester’s son Ernie (guest voice Howerton) to their house. A neglected Ernie becomes too attached to the family, leaving Cleveland to call child services to have Ernie taken back home. When the plan backfires, Cleveland helps Lester get his son back in “The One about Friends” episode of THE CLEVELAND SHOW airing Sunday, Dec. 20 (8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (CLE-104) (TV-14 D, L, V)

Voice Cast: Mike Henry as Cleveland Brown/Teenage Cleveland and Rallo Tubbs; Sanaa Lathan as Donna Tubbs/Teenage Donna; Kevin Michael Richardson as Cleveland Jr. and Lester; Nia Long as Roberta Tubbs; Seth MacFarlane as Tim

Guest Voice Cast: Glenn Howerton as Ernie

--“FAMILY GUY”—(9:00-9:30 PM ET/PT) CC

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

BRIAN MATES WITH A COUGAR ON “FAMILY GUY”

SUNDAY, DECEMBER 20, ON FOX

When Brian snags an older woman, he becomes the laughingstock of the family, but things go from bad to worse when she breaks her hip and Brian has to be her errand-boy in the “Brian’s Got a Brand New Bag” episode of FAMILY GUY airingSunday, Dec. 20 (9:00-9:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (FG-702) (TV-14 D, L, S, V)

Voice Cast: Seth MacFarlane as Peter Griffin, Stewie Griffin, Brian Griffin and Quagmire; Alex Borstein as Lois Griffin; Seth Green as Chris Griffin; Mila Kunis as Meg

--“AMERICAN DAD”—(9:30-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

STAN FIGHTS FOR RIGHTEOUSNESS ON “AMERICAN DAD”

SUNDAY, DECEMBER 20, ON FOX

After Stan comes home from another dangerous mission, he finds that his family has decked the halls with boughs of holly and donned themselves with gay apparel, but just not to his satisfaction. He demands a grander Christmas starting with the search of a bigger and better tree in the forest. When his family has had enough, Stan powers on by himself, finds the perfect tree and meets an untimely end. While in Limbo, he has to fight for a second chance at life and battle the forces of good and evil to save his family in the “Most Adequate Christmas Ever” episode of AMERICAN DAD airing Sunday, Dec. 20 (9:30-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (DAD-312) (TV-14 L)

Voice Cast: Seth MacFarlane as Stan Smith and Roger the Alien; Wendy Schaal as Francine Smith; Rachael MacFarlane as Hayley; Scott Grimes as Steve; Dee Bradley Baker as Klaus

Guest Voice Cast:Erik Durbin as Counter Man, Paget Brewster as Michelle, JK Simmons as Judge, Jane Lynch as Doctor, Shawn Michael Howard as Homeless Guy, Peter Mackenzie as Surgeon, Matt Mckenna as Guy, Steve Hely as Jim Henson, John Dimaggio as Bouncer And Dove, Tim Dadabo as Waiter, Mike Barker as Jesus

 

 

 

 

SUNDAY, NOVEMBER 15

 

[EDITOR’S NOTE: Due to the preceding NFL football doubleheader, BROTHERS and ‘TIL DEATH will air on the West Coast only.]

 

--“BROTHERS”—(7:00-7:30 PM PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

 

THE TRAINORS DO WHAT IT TAKES TO BE ON A WINNING TEAM

ON “BROTHERS” SUNDAY, NOVEMBER 15, ON FOX

 

Kim Kardashian, Nancy O’Dell and Clarence Clemons Guest-Star

 

When Coach’s football team suffers an embarrassing losing steak, he relieves Chill of his duties as assistant coach and recruits Mike to help him devise some winning plays. Meanwhile, Trainor’s newest hostess spreads some juicy rumors to help attract customers to Trainor’s, but when her gossip attracts Nancy O’Dell (guest-starring as herself), Kim Kardashian (guest-starring as herself) stops by the restaurant to set the record straight in the “Meet Mike Trainor/Assistant Coach” episode of BROTHERS airing Sunday, Nov. 15 (7:00-7:30 PM PT) on FOX. (BTH-104) (TV-PG D, L, V)

 

Cast: Michael Strahan as Mike; Daryl Chill Mitchell as Chill; CCH Pounder as Adele; Carl Weathers as Coach

 

Guest Cast: Jenny Slate as Annette; Steven Monroe as Kyle; Hector A. Garcia as Raul; Kim Kardashian as Herself; Nancy O’Dell as Herself; Clarence Clemons as Himself

 

For episodic photos and more information on this episode of BROTHERS, please visit http://foxflash.com/div.php/main/page?aID=1z2z2z43.

 

Contact: Kim Kurland 310-369-2415  kim.kurland@fox.com

 

 

--“’TIL DEATH”—(7:30-8:00 PM PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

 

A DISASTROUS HISTORY LESSON ON “’TIL DEATH”

SUNDAY, NOVEMBER 15, ON FOX

 

Barry Bostwick, Richard Lewis and Clarence Clemons Guest-Star

 

When Doug’s father gives him and Ally a large sum of money, they struggle with the decision to keep it or give it back. Meanwhile, Eddie decides to write a book about the Hindenburg disaster in the “Eddie’s Book” episode of ‘TIL DEATH airing Sunday, Nov. 15 (7:30-8:00 PM PT) on FOX. (TIL-404) (TV-14 D, L)

 

Cast: Brad Garrett as Eddie Stark; Joely Fisher as Joy Stark; Timm Sharp as Doug Von Stuessen; Lindsey Broad as Ally Stark

 

Gust Cast: Barry Bostwick as George Von Stuessen; Richard Lewis as Miles Tunnicliff;  and Clarence Clemons as Himself

 

 

--“THE SIMPSONS”—(8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

 

MARGE STRIKES A POSE ON AN ALL-NEW “THE SIMPSONS”

SUNDAY, NOVEMBER 15, ON FOX

 

In an effort to raise money for charity, Marge and “Philanthro-Chicks” decide to pose for a calendar. At the photo studio, Marge is a bit reluctant to reveal any skin, but the photographer loosens her up with wine and before long, Marge and her pin-up poses are the talk of Springfield in “The Devil Wears Nada” episode airing Sunday, Nov. 15 (8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (SI-2017) (TV-PG D, L, S, V)

 

Voice Cast: Dan Castellaneta as Homer Simpson; Julie Kavner as Marge Simpson; Nancy Cartwright as Bart Simpson; Yeardley Smith as Lisa Simpson; Hank Azaria as Moe; Harry Shearer as Skinner; Pamela Haden as Milhouse; Tress MacNeille as Dolph

 

 

 

--“THE CLEVELAND SHOW”—(8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

 

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

DONNA STILL HANGS WITH THE SINGLE LADIES

ON AN ALL-NEW “THE CLEVELAND SHOW”

SUNDAY, NOVEMBER 15, ON FOX

 

Jason Sudeikis and Arianna Huffington Make Guest Voice Appearances

 

Cleveland is upset when he finds out that Donna is still attending a single mothers’ support group in order to have a good time. Meanwhile, Cleveland Jr. runs for student council president with Rallo as his adviser in the all-new “Ladies’ Night” episode of THE CLEVELAND SHOW airing Sunday, Nov. 15 (8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (CLE-107) (TV-14 D, L, S, V)

 

Voice Cast: Mike Henry as Cleveland Brown/Teenage Cleveland and Rallo Tubbs; Sanaa Lathan as Donna Tubbs/Teenage Donna; Kevin Michael Richardson as Cleveland Jr. and Lester; Nia Long as Roberta Tubbs; Seth MacFarlane as Tim

 

Guest Voice Cast: Jason Sudeikis as Holt and Terry; Arianna Huffington as Arianna

 

 

 


 

--“FAMILY GUY”—(9:00-9:30 PM ET/PT) CC

 

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

STEWIE DISCOVERS A POP SUPERSTAR’S SECRET

ON AN ALL-NEW “FAMILY GUY”

SUNDAY, NOVEMBER 15, ON FOX

 

When Stewie scores tickets to a famous teen pop singer’s concert, he ends up meeting and becoming great friends with her, but things get weird when he discovers one of her darkest secrets. Meanwhile, Chris tries to prove to the family that the Evil Monkey is real in the all-new “Hannah Banana” episode of FAMILY GUY airing Sunday, Nov. 15 (9:00-9:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (FG-705) (TV-14 D, L, S, V)

 

Voice Cast: Seth MacFarlane as Peter Griffin, Stewie Griffin, Brian Griffin and Quagmire; Alex Borstein as Lois Griffin; Seth Green as Chris Griffin; Mila Kunis as Meg

 

Guest Voice Cast: Candace Marie as Hannah Montana; Danny Smith as Evil Monkey

 

 

 

 

--“AMERICAN DAD”—(9:30-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC

 

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

HERE COMES THE BRIDE ON AN ALL-NEW “AMERICAN DAD”

SUNDAY, NOVEMBER 15, ON FOX

 

Stan and Francine are set to renew their wedding vows until Stan reveals he only married Francine for her looks. Furious with Stan, Francine “lets herself go” to see if Stan actually loves the woman he’s been married to for 20 years. Meanwhile, Steve and Hayley search for the perfect wedding gift in the all-new “Shallow Vows” episode of AMERICAN DAD airing Sunday, Nov. 15 (9:30-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (DAD-416) (TV-14 D, L, S, V)

 

Voice Cast: Seth MacFarlane as Stan Smith and Roger the Alien; Wendy Schaal as Francine Smith; Rachael MacFarlane as Hayley; Scott Grimes as Steve; Dee Bradley Baker as Klaus

 

 

 

 


 

MONDAY, NOVEMBER 16

 

 

--“HOUSE”—(8:00-9:01 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

 

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

HOUSE PLAYS DIRTY ON AN ALL-NEW “HOUSE”

MONDAY, NOVEMBER 16, ON FOX

 

After House’s medical license is reinstated, he reclaims his role as Head of Diagnostics in time to treat Hank Hardwick (guest star Troy Garity), an adult film star admitted to Princeton Plainsboro for pulsating eye pain. Meanwhile, Cuddy is reminded that the hospial is not conducive to healthy personal relationships, and House angles to form a dream team in the all-new “Teamwork” episode of HOUSE airing Monday, Nov. 16 (8:00-9:01 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (HOU-608) (TV-14 D, L)

 

Cast: Hugh Laurie as Dr. Gregory House; Lisa Edelstein as Dr. Lisa Cuddy; Omar Epps as Dr. Eric Foreman; Robert Sean Leonard as Dr. James Wilson; Jennifer Morrison as Dr. Allison Cameron; Jesse Spencer as Dr. Robert Chase; Peter Jacobson as Dr. Chris Taub; Olivia Wilde as Thirteen

 

Guest Cast: Jennifer Crystal Foley as Rachel Taub; Troy Garity as Hank; Jolene Blalock as Lexa; Paul Hayes as Mr. Klingman; Deborah Quayle as Phyllis; Ben Giroux as Rick/Director

 

 

 

--“LIE TO ME”—(9:01-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

 

LIGHTMAN AND FOSTER HELP A TEENAGER UNCOVER THE SECRETS OF HIS PAST

ON AN ALL-NEW “LIE TO ME” MONDAY, NOVEMBER 16, ON FOX

 

A troubled teenager believes he was abducted as a baby and turns to the Lightman Group to help him uncover the secrets of his past. Meanwhile, Loker investigates the origin of a deadly stampede that occurred at a megastore the day after Thanksgiving in the all-new “Black Friday” episode of LIE TO ME airing Monday, Nov. 16 (9:01-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (LTM-208) (TV-14 L, V)

 

Cast: Tim Roth as Dr. Cal Lightman; Kelli Williams as Gillian Foster; Monica Raymund as Ria Torres; Brendan Hines as Eli Loker; Mekhi Phifer as FBI Agent Ben Reynolds; Hayley McFarland as Emily Lightman

 

Guest Cast: Daniel Owen Ross as Max; J. Downing as Mr. Roland; Lisa Waltz as Mrs. Roland; Nick Searcy as Mr. Donnelly; Randy Lowell as Mr. Knox; Hannah Cox as Mrs. Knox; Jackie Debatin as Cheyenne; John Bishop as Ray “Romeo” Blake; Shashawnee Hall as Larry Bernardo; Gordon Greene as Bob Swall; Jim Hanna as Ken; Mark Ankeny as Waylon; Bill Zasadil as Ernie; Whitney Powell as Paula; Erica Grace as Delisha; Laurel Weber as Carley

 

 

TUESDAY, NOVEMBER 17

 

 

**2-HOUR EPISODE**— “SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE”—(8:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

 

TOP 14 PERFORM ON “SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE”

TUESDAY, NOVEMBER 17, ON FOX

 

The Top 14 dance their hearts out as they compete to be named America’s Favorite Dancer when the “Top 14 Perform” on SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE airing Tuesday, Nov. 17 (8:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (DAN-617/618) (TV-PG D, L)

 

Host: Cat Deeley

 

 

 

WEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER 18

 

 

--“SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE”—(8:00-9:00 PM ET live/PT tape-delayed) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

 

TWO MORE DANCERS ARE ELIMINATED

ON “SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE”

WEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER 18, ON FOX

 

It’s elimination night on SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE and two dancers will be sent home. Who will make the cut in the search for America's Favorite Dancer? Find out on the “2 of 14 Voted Off” episode of SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE airing Wednesday, Nov. 18 (8:00-9:00 PM ET live/PT tape-delayed) on FOX. (DAN-617A/618A) (TV-PG D, L)

 

Host: Cat Deeley

 

 

 


 

--“GLEE”—(9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

 

LOVE SONGS TAKE CENTER STAGE ON AN ALL-NEW “GLEE”

WEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER 18, ON FOX

 

Mr. Schuester splits the Glee Club into pairs to sing their favorite ballad, but when one kid gets sick, he’s forced to step in and winds up in a sticky situation. Meanwhile, Finn and Quinn have to face the music when dinner with her parents (guest stars Gregg Henry and Charlotte Ross) goes awry in the all-new “Ballad” episode of GLEE airing Wednesday, Nov. 18 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (GLE-110) (TV-PG L)

 

Cast: Matthew Morrison as Will Schuester; Jessalyn Gilsig as Terri Schuester; Jane Lynch as Sue Sylvester; Lea Michele as Rachel Berry; Cory Monteith as Finn Hudson; Jayma Mays as Emma Pillsbury; Dianna Agron as Quinn; Chris Colfer as Kurt; Kevin McHale as Artie; Amber Riley as Mercedes; Mark Salling as Puck; Jenna Ushkowitz as Tina

 

Guest Cast: Naya Rivera as Santana Lopez; Gregg Henry as Russell Fabray; Charlotte Ross as Judy Fabray; Sarah Drew as Suzy Pepper; Romy Rosemont as Carole; J.R. Nutt as Edgar Newdle; Heather Morris as Brittany; Dijon Talton as Matt Rutherford; Harry Shum as Mike Chang

 

 

 

 

 

THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 19

 

 

--“BONES”(8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

 

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

BRENNAN AND BOOTH INVESTIGATE ALL SHAPES AND SIZES

ON ALL-NEW “BONES” THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 19, ON FOX

 

Ralph Waite (“Days of Our Lives”) Guest-Stars

 

Booth’s grandfather Hank (guest star Ralph Waite) comes to live with him and tags along as Brennan and Booth investigate ashes and charred remains found by a real estate agent while showing a property to prospective buyers. The team identifies the victims as plus-size lovers, neither of whom seemed to have many enemies. Meanwhile, Hank tries to play matchmaker for Booth and lets Brennan in on some family secrets in “The Foot in the Foreclosure” episode of BONES airing Thursday, Nov. 19 (8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (BON-508) (TV-14 D)

 

Cast: Emily Deschanel as Dr. Temperance Brennan; David Boreanaz as FBI Special Agent Seeley Booth; TJ Thyne as Dr. Jack Hodgins; Michaela Conlin as Angela Montenegro; Tamara Taylor as Dr. Camille “Cam” Saroyan; John Francis Daley as Dr. Lance Sweets

 

Guest Cast: Ralph Waite as Hank Booth; Eugene Byrd as Clark Edison; Sarah Rafferty as Katie Selnick; David Bowe as Howard Fileman; Adrienne Smith as Stephanie Simon; Carter MacIntyre as Office David Poe; Carla Renata as Maureen Mack

 

 

--“FRINGE”—(9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

 

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

THERE’S MORE THAN ONE OF EVERYTHING WHEN

REVEALING OBSERVATIONS ARE MADE ON AN ALL-NEW “FRINGE”

THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 19, ON FOX

 

When a peculiar abduction occurs in Boston, the Fringe team uncovers details of the mysterious man known as The Observer. While the bizarre case takes center stage, Walter, Peter and Astrid hit the lab to analyze unusual evidence and deal with Walter’s insatiable appetite for a milkshake in the all-new “August” episode of FRINGE airing Thursday, Nov. 19 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (FR-208) (TV-14 V)

 

Cast: Anna Torv as Olivia Dunham; Joshua Jackson as Peter Bishop; John Noble as Walter Bishop; Lance Reddick as Phillip Broyles; Kirk Acevedo as Charlie Francis; Blair Brown as Nina Sharp; Jasika Nicole as Astrid Farnsworth

 

 

 

FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 20

 

 

--“HOUSE”—(8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

 

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

HOUSE TREATS A PATIENT WHOSE CHRONIC PAIN PUSHES HIM TO THE EDGE

ON “HOUSE” FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 20, ON FOX

 

At Cameron’s urging, House and the team take on the case of a man living with such severe chronic pain that he tries to kill himself, unable to go on after living for years without a diagnosis or any relief from his suffering. As they try to determine whether the man’s pain is psychosomatic or caused by a actual ailment, parallels between the patient and House’s experiences with excruciating, prolonged pain become apparent. When the patient again attempts suicide under the team’s care, their search for answers becomes urgent. Meanwhile, Foreman and Thirteen explore their now complicated relationship as they work together on the Huntington’s Disease clinical drug trial, and Cuddy finds that taking care of her newly adopted baby leaves her little time to run a hospital and babysit House at the same time in the “Painless” episode of HOUSE airing Friday, Nov. 20 (8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (HOU-512) (TV-14 D)

 


 

Cast: Hugh Laurie as Dr. Gregory House; Lisa Edelstein as Dr. Lisa Cuddy; Omar Epps as Dr. Eric Foreman; Robert Sean Leonard as Dr. James Wilson; Jennifer Morrison as Dr. Allison Cameron; Jesse Spencer as Dr. Robert Chase; Peter Jacobson as Dr. Chris Taub; Kal Penn as Dr. Lawrence Kutner; Olivia Wilde as Thirteen

 

Guest Cast: Martin Henderson as Jeff; Sarah Danielle Madison as Lynne; Jake Cherry as Zach; Lori Petty as Janice; Alex Fernandez as Fernando; Anthony Montgomery as James Carlton; James Ingersoll as Chris Carrick; Aisha Kabia as Nurse Rita; Bobbin Bergstrom as Nurse

 

 

 

--“BONES”—(9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

 

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

THE MURDER OF A CAR SALESMAN

WITH MYSTERIOUSLY FOAMING BONES HAS THE TEAM BAFFLED

ON “BONES” FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 20, ON FOX

 

Episode Directed by David Boreanaz

 

A bungee-jumping couple plunges off a bridge on their wedding day only to come face-to-face with a corpse lying at the bottom of a gorge. With the horrified couple’s wedding day ruined, Booth and Brennan hike down the rocky creek bed to examine the corpse and determine that the victim was already dead before he was thrown off of the bridge, thus ruling out suicide. Back at the lab, they notice an unknown substance oozing from the body, throwing the lab into an immediate lockdown. As the victim’s bones continue to foam, the team realizes they have only 24 hours to determine the cause of death before the bones disintegrate completely. Meanwhile, Booth and Brennan identify the victim as a car salesman whose wheeling and dealing may have brought him many an unsatisfied customer in “The Bones That Foam” episode of BONES airing Friday, Nov. 20 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (BON-410) (TV-14 D, L, S)

 

Cast: Emily Deschanel as Dr. Temperance Brennan; David Boreanaz as FBI Special Agent Seeley Booth; TJ Thyne as Dr. Jack Hodgins; Michaela Conlin as Angela Montenegro; Tamara Taylor as Dr. Camille “Cam” Saroyan; John Francis Daley as Dr. Lance Sweets

 

Guest Cast: Ryan Cartwright as Vincent Nigel-Murray; Janet Varney as Maureen Perot; Stoney Westmoreland as Jungle Jim Delroy; Sunkrishi Bala as Buddy Shirazi; Zachary Knighton as Chet Newcomb; Omid Abtahi as Hal Shirazi; Christine Lakin as Vanessa Newcomb; Rich Hutchman as Kevin Howard; Nicole Malgarini as Strawberry Lust; Michael Adler as Pastor Rick

 

 

 

 


 

SATURDAY, NOVEMBER 21

 

 

--“COPS: SLACKER CRIMES SPECIAL EDITION”—(8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-In Stereo

 

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

STOLEN CARS, ANGRY SONS AND ONE CONFUSED GIRL

ON AN ALL-NEW “COPS: SLACKER CRIMES SPECIAL EDITION”

SATURDAY, NOVEMBER 21, ON FOX

 

An officer from Arizona’s Tulsa County Sheriff’s Office responds to a carjacking by chasing the suspect on foot to detain him. Meanwhile the officers of Florida’s Palm Beach County Sheriff’s Department settle a domestic dispute between a father and two sons on the all-new COPS: SLACKER CRIMES SPECIAL EDITION airing Saturday, Nov 21 (8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (CP-2214) (TV-PG L)

 

 

 

--“COPS: BAD GIRLS #12”—(8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-In Stereo

 

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

WEDDING BELLS RING AND SIRENS SOUND

ON “COPS: BAD GIRLS #12”

SATURDAY, NOVEMBER 21, ON FOX

 

Deputies in Harris County, TX, uncover plenty of cracks in a case when they assist in a felony warrant arrest involving a female suspect. Pomona, CA, police officers respond to a domestic-disturbance call where the victim had just admitted to her mother that she got married in Vegas. Also featured are officers in Minneapolis, MN, trying to keep the peace when a quarrel between to two females breaks out on COPS: BAD GIRLS #12 airing Saturday, Nov. 21 (8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (CP-2128) (TV-PG L)

 

 

 


 

--“AMERICA’S MOST WANTED”—(9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC

 

“AMERICA’S MOST WANTED” SEARCHES FOR THE WORLD’S MOST WANTED

SATURDAY, NOVEMBER 21, ON FOX

 

AMERICA’S MOST WANTED takes the hunt for fugitives global as host John Walsh travels to Eastern Europe to hunt down a drug lord who’s led authorities on an international cat-and-mouse game. Walsh also partners up with top crimefighters in the U.K. to track down their most wanted criminals. AMW will also see how an amazing new CSI technology developed in England is giving detectives around the world a powerful new tool to help identify suspects in the all-new “The World’s Most Wanted Special Edition” of AMERICA’S MOST WANTED airing Saturday, Nov. 21 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (MW-2308) (TV-14 V)

 

Host: John Walsh

 

 

 

--“THE WANDA SYKES SHOW”—(11:00 PM-Midnight ET/PT) CC

 

YEAH, SHE SAID IT.

AN ALL-NEW EPISODE OF “THE WANDA SYKES SHOW”

AIRS SATURDAY, NOVEMBER 21, ON FOX

 

Emmy Award-winning actress and comedian Wanda Sykes’ new spin on the late-night talk show features her innovative, irreverent and topical brand of comedy. Sykes’ personal take on everything from news, politics, sports and pop culture will be examined from her fresh point of view on an all-new episode of THE WANDA SYKES SHOW airing Saturday, Nov. 21 (11:00 PM-Midnight ET/PT) on FOX. (WAN-103) (TV-14 D, L)

 

Host: Wanda Sykes

 

 


 

**SEASON FINALE**—“SIT DOWN, SHUT UP”—(Midnight-12:30 AM ET/PT) CC

 

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

ANDREW’S MUSICAL BRINGS DOWN THE HOUSE!

ON THE SEASON FINALE OF “SIT DOWN, SHUT UP”

SATURDAY, NOVEMBER 21, ON FOX

 

When Sue gives Andrew an ultimatum to turn around the drama department, he writes his magnum opus, a musical starring the teachers with Miracle as the female lead. Jealous of Andrew’s casting choices, Helen resolves to sabotage the play. Meanwhile, Sue discovers that Ennis is smartest when intoxicated in the all-new “High School Musical Musical” season finale episode of SIT DOWN, SHUT UP airing Saturday, Nov. 21 (Midnight-12:30 AM ET/PT) on FOX. (SIT-111) (TV-14 D, L, V)

 

Voice Cast: Will Arnett as Ennis Hofftard; Jason Bateman as Larry Littlejunk; Will Forte as Stuart Proszakian; Tom Kenny as Happy; Tom Kenny as Interpreter; Nick Kroll as Andrew LeGustambos; Cheri Oteri as Helen Klench; Kenan Thompson as Sue Sezno; Henry Winkler as Willard Deutschebog; Kristin Chenoweth as Miracle Grohe

 

 

 

 

SUNDAY, NOVEMBER 22

 

 

--“BROTHERS”—(7:00-7:30 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

 

MIKE SEES THE WORLD THROUGH CHILL’S EYES

ON AN ALL-NEW BROTHERS

SUNDAY, NOVEMBER 22, ON FOX

 

Mike offends Chill when Mike contests that being in a wheelchair has lots of advantages. To prove Mike wrong, Chill bets Mike that he can’t last one week in a chair. Mike accepts and puts his Super Bowl ring on the line, but once the week begins, Mike is surprised by his experience in the all-new “Week in the Chair” episode of BROTHERS airing Sunday, Nov. 22 (7:00-7:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (BTH-109) (TV-PG D, L)

 

Cast: Michael Strahan as Mike; Daryl Chill Mitchell as Chill; CCH Pounder as Adele; Carl Weathers as Coach

 

Guest Cast: Will Sasso as Anthony; Jamie Denbo as Jolene; Sacheen Padilla as Bambi; Hector A. Garcia as Raul; Chane’t Johnson as Candy; James Sklena as Kevin

 

 

 

 

--“THE SIMPSONS”—(7:30-8:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

 

SPRINGFIELD IS HOLDING OUT FOR A HERO ON “THE SIMPSONS”

SUNDAY, NOVEMBER 22, ON FOX

 

Episode Co-Written and Guest-Voiced by Seth Rogen

 

When Comic Book Guy casts Homer as the lead in “Everyman,” a feature film based on a new comic book superhero who possesses the ability to absorb the superpowers of every super hero in every comic he touches. To whip Homer into superhero shape, the movie studio hires celebrity fitness trainer Lyle McCarthy (guest voice Rogen), but Homer has trouble sticking to his new healthy regimen in the “Homer The Whopper” episode of THE SIMPSONS airing Sunday, Nov. 22 (7:30-8:00 PM ET/ PT) on FOX. (SI-2013) (TV-PG D)

 

Voice Cast: Dan Castellaneta as Homer Simpson; Julie Kavner as Marge Simpson; Nancy Cartwright as Bart Simpson; Yeardley Smith as Lisa Simpson; Pamela Hayden as Milhouse; Tress MacNeille as Manjula

 

Guest Voice Cast: Seth Rogen as Lyle McCarthy

 

 

 

 

--“THE SIMPSONS”—(8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

 

BART MEETS HIS MATCH

ON AN ALL-NEW “THE SIMPSONS”

SUNDAY, NOVEMBER 22, ON FOX

 

Jonah Hill (“Funny People”) Makes Guest Voice Appearance

 

Fed up with Bart’s constant pranks, Principal Skinner tells Bart that there is a former Springfield Elementary student hailed as the best prankster ever – even better than Bart – but he won’t divulge the legendary student’s name. Bart finally gets Groundskeeper Willie to reveal the prankster’s identity: Andy Hamilton (guest voice Jonah Hill). Bart tracks down Andy, who is now 19 years old and hasn’t grown out of his pranking days. Bart and Andy become fast friends until Bart gets Andy a job working for the ultimate clown in the all-new “Pranks and Greens” episode of THE SIMPSONS airing Sunday, Nov. 22 (8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (SI-2018) (TV-PG D, L, S, V)

 

Voice Cast: Dan Castellaneta as Homer Simpson; Julie Kavner as Marge Simpson; Nancy Cartwright as Bart Simpson; Yeardley Smith as Lisa Simpson; Hank Azaria as Moe; Harry Shearer as Skinner; Pamela Haden as Milhouse; Tress MacNeille as Dolph

 

Guest Voice Cast: Jonah Hill as Andy Hamilton

 

 

 

--“THE CLEVELAND SHOW”—(8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

 

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

IT’S AN “OUTRAGEOUS” THANKSGIVING

ON AN ALL-NEW “THE CLEVELAND SHOW”

SUNDAY, NOVEMBER 22, ON FOX

 

Cleveland celebrates his first Thanksgiving with his new family, including his own parents Cookie (guest voice Francis Callier) and Freight Train (guest voice Craig Robinson) as well as Donna’s Auntie Momma (guest voice Kym Whitley) who all make a surprise visit to shake things up in Stoolbend. However, the holiday gets complicated when Roberta and Federline (guest voice Jamie Kennedy) decide to celebrate on their own, and Cleveland discovers a surprising secret about Auntie Momma that changes his impression of her forever in the all-new “A Brown Thanksgiving” episode of THE CLEVELAND SHOW airing Sunday, Nov. 22 (8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (CLE-109) (TV-14 D, L, V)

 

Voice Cast: Mike Henry as Cleveland Brown/Teenage Cleveland and Rallo Tubbs; Sanaa Lathan as Donna Tubbs/Teenage Donna; Kevin Michael Richardson as Cleveland Jr. and Lester; Nia Long as Roberta Tubbs; Seth MacFarlane as Tim

 

Guest Voice Cast: Jamie Kennedy as Federline Jones; Kym Whitley as Auntie Momma; Craig Robinson as Freight Train; Francis Callier as Cookie; Daryl Hall as Himself; John Oates as Himself

 

 

 

--“FAMILY GUY”—(9:00-9:30 PM ET/PT) CC

 

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

PETER TRIES TO MAKE A NEW FRIEND

ON AN ALL-NEW “FAMILY GUY”

SUNDAY, NOVEMBER 22, ON FOX

Kevin Michael Richardson (“The Cleveland Show”) Makes Guest Voice Appearance

 

Feeling blue, Peter and the guys interview potential friends to fill the vacancy left by Cleveland. The interview process leads them to Jerome (guest voice Richardson) but things don’t look so good when it’s discovered that Quagmire hates him in the all-new “Jerome Is The New Black” episode of FAMILY GUY airing Sunday, Nov. 22 (9:00-9:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (FG-708) (TV-14 D, L, S, V)

 

Voice Cast: Seth MacFarlane as Peter Griffin, Stewie Griffin, Brian Griffin and Quagmire; Alex Borstein as Lois Griffin; Seth Green as Chris Griffin; Mila Kunis as Meg

 

Guest Voice Cast: Kevin Michael Richardson as Jerome; Ralph Garman as Clark and Tough Guy

--“AMERICAN DAD”—(9:30-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC

 

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

STAN’S WITH THE BAND

ON AN ALL-NEW “AMERICAN DAD”

SUNDAY, NOVEMBER 22, ON FOX

 

Zach Galifianakis (“The Hangover”) and Members of My Morning Jacket

Make Guest Voice Appearances

 

When Hayley goes to a My Morning Jacket concert against Stan’s wishes, he crashes the show to bring her back home, but when he hears their music for the first time, it calls to him and he’s smitten. Stan becomes obsessed with the band and decides to follow them on the road as a groupie in the all-new “My Morning Straitjacket” episode of AMERICAN DAD airing Sunday, Nov. 22 (9:30-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (DAD-422) (TV-14 D, L, V)

 

Voice Cast: Seth MacFarlane as Stan Smith and Roger the Alien; Wendy Schaal as Francine Smith; Rachael MacFarlane as Hayley; Scott Grimes as Steve; Dee Bradley Baker as Klaus

 

Guest Voice Cast: Zach Galifianakis as Heavyset Man and Norman; Patrick Stewart as Bullock; Carl Broemel as Himself, Two-Tone Tommy as Himself, Bo Koster as Himself, Patrick Hallahan as Himself; Jim James as Himself

 

 

 

 

 

SUNDAY, NOVEMBER 1

 

[EDITOR’S NOTE 1: THE SIMPSONS, THE CLEVELAND SHOW, FAMILY GUY and AMERICAN DAD are preempted this night.]

[EDITOR’S NOTE 2: Local programming will air in primetime on the West Coast.]

[EDITOR’S NOTE 3: FOX Sports coverage of the the NFL doubleheader airs 7:00-8:00 PM ET/4:00-

5:00 PM PT.]

 

**FOX SPORTS SPECIAL**—MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL WORLD SERIES GAME #4—(8:00 PM-CC ET/5:00 PM-CC PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

 

FOX SPORTS PRESENTS THE 2009 MLB WORLD SERIES

SUNDAY, NOVEMBER 1, ON FOX

 

FOX Sports presents exclusive live HD coverage of Major League Baseball’s 2009 postseason with Game 4 of the 2009 World Series between the New York Yankees and the Philadelphia Phillies. Play-by-play broadcaster Joe Buck and analyst Tim McCarver will be on the call. The game airs Sunday, Nov. 1 (8:00 PM-CC ET/5:00 PM-CC PT) on FOX. (SP-1012) (TV-N/A)

 

 

 

MONDAY, NOVEMBER 2

 

[EDITOR’S NOTE 1: HOUSE and LIE TO ME are preempted this evening.]

[EDITOR’S NOTE 2: Local programming will air in primetime on the West Coast.]

 

**FOX SPORTS SPECIAL**—MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL WORLD SERIES GAME #5—(7:30 PM-CC ET/4:30 PM-CC PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

 

FOX SPORTS PRESENTS THE 2009 MLB WORLD SERIES

MONDAY, NOVEMBER 2, ON FOX

 

FOX Sports presents exclusive live HD coverage of Major League Baseball’s 2009 postseason with Game 5 of the 2009 World Series between the New York Yankees and the Philadelphia Phillies. Play-by-play broadcaster Joe Buck and analyst Tim McCarver will be on the call. The game airs Monday, Nov. 2 (7:30 PM-CC ET/4:30 PM-CC PT) on FOX. (SP-1015) (TV-N/A)

 TUESDAY, NOVEMBER 3

 

 

**2-HOUR EPISODE**— “SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE”—(8:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC

 

TWO CONTESTANTS ARE ELIMINATED AND THE TOP 18 PERFORM

ON “SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE”

TUESDAY, NOVEMBER 3, ON FOX

 

The Top 18 dancers must put their best feet forward – possibly with new partners – as they compete to become America’s Favorite Dancer. Additionally, two more dancers – one male and one female – are eliminated tonight on SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE airing Tuesday, Nov. 3 (8:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (DAN-613/614) (TV-PG D, L)

 

Host: Cat Deeley

 

 

 

 

WEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER 4

 

[EDITOR’S NOTE: If WORLD SERIES Game #6 (SP-1016, PHL at NYY) is necessary, the baseball game will air instead of both episodes of GLEE.]

 

--“GLEE”—(8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

 

SUE AND WILL DUKE IT OUT ON “GLEE”

WEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER 4, ON FOX

 

To cause dissention among the Glee Club members, Sue forces the students to compete against each other, but the real showdown happens when she and Will get called into the principal’s office. Meanwhile, the Glee kids rally to support Quinn after some shocking news is revealed in the “Throwdown” episode of GLEE airing Wednesday, Nov. 4 (8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (GLE-107) (TV-PG D, L)

 

Cast: Matthew Morrison as Will Schuester; Jessalyn Gilsig as Terri Schuester; Jane Lynch as Sue Sylvester; Lea Michele as Rachel Berry; Cory Monteith as Finn Hudson; Jayma Mays as Emma Pillsbury; Dianna Agron as Quinn; Chris Colfer as Kurt; Kevin McHale as Artie; Amber Riley as Mercedes; Mark Salling as Puck; Jenna Ushkowitz as Tina

 

Guest Cast: Stephen Tobolowsky as Sandy Ryerson; Iqbal Theba as Principal Figgins; Naya Rivera as Santana Lopez; Jennifer Aspen as Kendra; Ken Choi as Dr. Wu; Amy Hill as Dr. Chin; Josh Sussman as Jacob Ben Israel; Heather Morris as Brittany; Dijon Talton as Matt Rutherford; Harry Shum as Mike Chang

 

--“GLEE”—(9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

 

FINN AND QUINN SINK TO THE BOTTOM OF THE FOOD CHAIN

ON “GLEE” WEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER 4, ON FOX

 

Inspired the by the students, Will composes a mash-up for a very special occasion. Meanwhile, in a shocking reversal of roles, McKinley High’s cool kids are dethroned in an “icy” fashion, and Sue shows off her softer side in the “Mash-Up” episode of GLEE airing Wednesday, Nov. 4 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (GLE-108) (TV-PG D, L, S)

 

Cast: Matthew Morrison as Will Schuester; Jessalyn Gilsig as Terri Schuester; Jane Lynch as Sue Sylvester; Lea Michele as Rachel Berry; Cory Monteith as Finn Hudson; Jayma Mays as Emma Pillsbury; Dianna Agron as Quinn; Chris Colfer as Kurt; Kevin McHale as Artie; Amber Riley as Mercedes; Mark Salling as Puck; Jenna Ushkowitz as Tina

 

Guest Cast: Patrick Gallagher as Ken Tanaka; Naya Rivera as Santana Lopez; James Earl III as Azimo; Zack Lively as Lipoff; Bill A. James as Rod Remington; Earlene Davis as Andrea Carmichael; Max Adler as Dave Karofsky; Gina Hecht as Puck’s Mom; Heather Morris as Brittany; Dijon Talton as Matt Rutherford; Harry Shum as Mike Chang

 

 

 

THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 5

 

[EDITOR’S NOTE: If WORLD SERIES Game #7 (SP-1017, PHL at NYY) is necessary, the baseball game will air instead of BONES and FRINGE.]

 

--“BONES”—(8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

 

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

BRENNAN AND BOOTH RUFFLE A FEW FEATHERS  

ON AN ALL-NEW “BONES”

THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 5, ON FOX

 

When the mutilated remains of a local chicken farmer set to inherit a chicken factory farm aggressively protested for inhumane living conditions and animal cruelty are discovered on the bank of a nearby river, the Jeffersonian team is brought in on the case. The team must question the farmer’s many enemies, including extremist animal-rights activists and bitter neighbors, in order to solve the case. Meanwhile, Angela is bothered by the farm’s practices and launches her own animal-rights campaign in the all-new “The Tough Man in the Tender Chicken” episode of BONES airing Thursday, Nov. 5 (8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (BON-506) (TV-14 D, L)

 

Cast: Emily Deschanel as Dr. Temperance Brennan; David Boreanaz as FBI Special Agent Seeley Booth; TJ Thyne as Dr. Jack Hodgins; Michaela Conlin as Angela Montenegro; Tamara Taylor as Dr. Camille “Cam” Saroyan; John Francis Daley as Dr. Lance Sweets

 

Guest Cast: Michael Gran Terry as Wendell Bray; Sean Bridgers as John Collins; Andrew J. West as Josh Parsons; Tracy Middendorf as Gaynor Rabin; Steven M. Porter as Roy Meyers; Sufe Bradshaw as Gina McNamara

 

 

--“FRINGE”—(9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

 

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

THE FRINGE DIVISION IS FLUMMOXED BY DARK CIRCUMSTANCES

AND NEW LIGHT IS SHED ON AGENT BROYLES ON AN ALL-NEW “FRINGE”

THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 5, ON FOX

 

Directed by Emmy Award winner Jon Cassar (24), this episode follows the Fringe Division as they take on a puzzling investigation where victims are inexplicably disintegrating into ash. The shadowy case casts light on Special Agent Phillip Broyles’ past and leads the team to the possibility of foreign Fringe Science.  Emotions run high as the alarming events stack up and revealing personal details emerge about the leader of the Fringe Division in the all-new “Earthling” episode of FRINGE airing Thursday, Nov. 5 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (FR-206) (TV-14 V)

 

Cast: Anna Torv as Olivia Dunham; Joshua Jackson as Peter Bishop; John Noble as Walter Bishop; Lance Reddick as Phillip Broyles; Kirk Acevedo as Charlie Francis; Blair Brown as Nina Sharp; Jasika Nicole as Astrid Farnsworth

 

Guest Cast: Ravil Isyanov as Tomas; JR Bourne as Mystery Man; Gerard Plunkett as Senator Van Horn; Yaroslav Poverlo as Tomas’ Brother; Joe Towne as Randy Dancik; Michelle Harrison as Natalie

 

 

 

 


 

FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 6

 

[EDITOR’S NOTE: HOU-515 and BON-413 replace the previously announced episodes of

BROTHERS, ‘TIL DEATH and DOLLHOUSE.]

 

--“HOUSE”—(8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

 

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

A FAKE CASE BECOMES A REAL ONE AS THE TEAM TREATS

A PRIEST WHOSE PAST HAS TAKEN HIS FAITH FROM HIM

ON “HOUSE” FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 6, ON FOX

 

When a priest who runs a homeless shelter sees a bleeding Jesus hovering at his doorstep, he is admitted to the ER. House takes on the case as a distraction for the team while he confronts Foreman and Thirteen about their relationship. He gives them an ultimatum: break up or one of them gets fired; it’s their choice, but they have until the conclusion of the case to decide. The team soon learns the priest had been involved in a molestation scandal that caused him to lose his faith. However, just as they are about to dismiss his case, the patient’s condition takes a drastic turn for the worse, and House and the team attempt to restore his health while the patient grapples with his past and his belief. Meanwhile, Cuddy invites House to her baby’s naming ceremony, which the atheist House unduly criticizes, in the “Unfaithful” episode of HOUSE airing Friday, Nov. 6 (8:00-9:00 PM ET/ PT) on FOX. (HOU-515) (TV-14 D)

 

Cast: Hugh Laurie as Dr. Gregory House; Lisa Edelstein as Dr. Lisa Cuddy; Omar Epps as Dr. Eric Foreman; Robert Sean Leonard as Dr. James Wilson; Jennifer Morrison as Dr. Allison Cameron; Jesse Spencer as Dr. Robert Chase; Peter Jacobson as Dr. Chris Taub; Kal Penn as Dr. Lawrence Kutner; Olivia Wilde as Thirteen

 

Guest Cast: Jimmi Simpson as Daniel Bresson; Jake Thomas as Ryan; Janet Haley as Eileen; Terrance Ellis as Daryl; Nick Josephs as Man; Bobbin Bergstrom as Nurse

 

 

 


 

--“BONES”—(9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

 

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

BOOTH AND BRENNAN MUST PIECE TOGETHER

A BONE-SHATTERING DISCOVERY

ON “BONES” FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 6, ON FOX

 

Billy F. Gibbons (“ZZ Top”) Guest-Stars

 

Booth and Brennan are on the case when shattered, pulverized human remains are found in a garbage bag at a photo shoot. When the team discovers a meteorite shard lodged in the victim’s ear, they are led to the Collar Institute of Science, a famous center for physics research in D.C. After questioning scientists at the institute, they discover the remains are those of Dr. Diane Sidman, a leading scientist and editor-in-chief of the Journal of the Collar Institute, who was also engaged to the Collar’s founder. When they discover Dr. Sidman had been working on an extremely controversial project, Brennan and Booth investigate a multitude of death threats directed at her. As the team tries to decipher the cause of her death, Booth and Brennan are on the search for the killer, but their scientific method leads them into a dangerous situation. Meanwhile, Angela’s father (guest star Gibbons) comes to town to seek revenge on Hodgins, and Sweets attempts to mediate the situation in “The Science in the Physicist” episode of BONES airing Friday, Nov. 6 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (BON-413) (TV-14 D, S)

 

Cast: Emily Deschanel as Dr. Temperance Brennan; David Boreanaz as FBI Special Agent Seeley Booth; TJ Thyne as Dr. Jack Hodgins; Michaela Conlin as Angela Montenegro; Tamara Taylor as Dr. Camille “Cam” Saroyan; John Francis Daley as Dr. Lance Sweets

 

Guest Cast: Ryan Cartwright as Vincent Nigel-Murray; Billy F. Gibbons as Billy F. Gibbons; Jason Rogel as Broderick Mullins; John Pyper-Ferguson as Landis Collar; Anil Raman as Dr. Christopher Beaudette; Aimee Garcia as Jennifer Keating; August Emerson as Milton Alvaredo; Sterling Sulieman as Nest Tech; Arielle Vandenberg as Model; Shawn Carter Peterson as Photographer

 


 

SATURDAY, NOVEMBER 7

 

 

--“COPS: DANGEROUS ARRESTS #4”—(8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-In Stereo

 

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

OFFICERS ENGAGE IN CAR CHASES AND DRUG BUSTS

ON “COPS” SATURDAY, NOVEMBER 7, ON FOX

 

Officers from the Las Vegas Metropolitan Police Department pursue a bank robber in a car chase through the streets of Vegas. Also in the episode, officers of the Victorville (CA) Police Department of San Bernadino County respond to a call from an armed man threatening to shoot innocent bystanders outside his apartment on an all-new COPS: DANGEROUS ARRESTS #4 airing Saturday, Nov. 7 (8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (CP-2209) (TV-PG L, V)

 

 

 

--“COPS: FROM BAD TO WORSE”—(8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-In Stereo

 

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

SPEEDING+CRACK+TASERS = TROUBLE

ON “COPS: FROM BAD TO WORSE”

SATURDAY, NOVEMBER 7, ON FOX

 

A high-speed pursuit ensues when an officer from the Sacramento (CA) Police Department spots a reported vehicle involved in an armed robbery. Deputies in Seattle track a known offender and use a Taser to apprehend the perpetrator. In Cleveland, officers pursue a fleeing suspect who stashes his crack on COPS: FROM BAD TO WORSE airing Saturday, Nov. 7 (8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (CP-2125) (TV-PG L, V)

 

 

 

--“AMERICA’S MOST WANTED”—(9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC

 

AN ALL-NEW “AMERICA’S MOST WANTED”

INVESTIGATES A SEVEN-MINUTE DEADLY RAMPAGE

SATURDAY, NOVEMBER 7, ON FOX

 

John Walsh travels to Northern California to to hunt down the sole remaining suspect of a murderous afternoon in Berkeley, CA, that left three people dead in a span of seven minutes. Viewers will also hear about new developments in San Francisco’s notorious Zodiac Killer case in the all-new “Seven Minutes of Murder Special Edition” of AMERICA’S MOST WANTED airing Saturday, Nov. 7 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (MW-2307) (TV-14 V)

 


 

Host: John Walsh

 

 

 

**SERIES PREMIERE**—“THE WANDA SYKES SHOW”—(11:00 PM-Midnight ET/PT) CC

 

YEAH, SHE SAID IT.

THE SERIES PREMIERE OF “THE WANDA SYKES SHOW”

AIRS SATURDAY, NOVEMBER 7, ON FOX

 

Emmy Award-winning actress and comedian Wanda Sykes returns to FOX with a new spin on the late-night talk show that will showcase her innovative, irreverent and topical brand of comedy. Sykes’ personal take on the events of the week will be punctuated by field pieces and produced comedy segments. Everything from news, politics, sports and pop culture will be examined from her fresh point of view as she leads discussions with regular panelists and famous friends. Don’t miss the series premiere of THE WANDA SYKES SHOW airing Saturday, Nov. 7 (11:00 PM-Midnight ET/PT) on FOX. (WAN-101) (TV-14 D, L)

 

Host: Wanda Sykes

 

 

 

--“SIT DOWN, SHUT UP”—(Midnight-12:30 AM ET/PT) CC

 

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

KNOB HAVEN HIGH SCHOOL JUST SAYS “NO”

ON AN ALL-NEW “SIT DOWN, SHUT UP”

SATURDAY, NOVEMBER 7, ON FOX

 

Stuart misunderstands his part in Knob Haven High’s anti-drug campaign and builds a meth lab instead of a math lab. Meanwhile, Larry takes the school’s affiliation with a pharmaceutical company a little too seriously in the all-new “Math Lab” episode of SIT DOWN, SHUT UP airing Saturday, Nov. 7 (Midnight-12:30 AM ET/PT) on FOX. (SIT-106) (TV-14 D, L, S, V)

 

Voice Cast: Will Arnett as Ennis Hofftard; Jason Bateman as Larry Littlejunk; Will Forte as Stuart Proszakian; Tom Kenny as Happy; Tom Kenny as Interpreter; Nick Kroll as Andrew LeGustambos; Cheri Oteri as Helen Klench; Kenan Thompson as Sue Sezno; Henry Winkler as Willard Deutschebog; Kristin Chenoweth as Miracle Grohe

 

 

 


 

SUNDAY, NOVEMBER 8

 

[EDITOR’S NOTE: BTH-105 replaces the previously announced episode of THE SIMPSONS.]

 

--“BROTHERS”—(7:00-7:30 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

 

MIKE IS THE COMEBACK KID ON AN ALL-NEW “BROTHERS”

SUNDAY, NOVEMBER 8, ON FOX

 

Mike is given a second chance to play for the NFL, and it seems like his financial woes may finally be coming to an end. But when making the team is contingent on passing a physical in only two-weeks’ time, Mike turns to Coach and Chill to get him back into shape. Meanwhile, Adele meddles with a student’s decision to play professional baseball in the all-new “Mike's Comeback” episode of BROTHERS airing Sunday, Nov. 8 (7:00-7:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (BTH-105) (TV-PG D, L)

 

Cast: Michael Strahan as Mike; Daryl Chill Mitchell as Chill; CCH Pounder as Adele; Carl Weathers as Coach

 

Guest Cast: Steve Schirripa as Louie; Jenny Slate as Annette; Todd Grinnell as Bruce; Hector A. Garcia as Raul; Dustin Ingram as Cody; Jamie Denbo as Jolene; Matt Cedeno as Jesus

 

 

 

--“AMERICAN DAD”—(7:30-8:00 PM ET/PT) CC

 

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

STAN LEARNS TO LIGHTEN UP

ON AN ALL-NEW “AMERICAN DAD”

SUNDAY, NOVEMBER 8, ON FOX

 

Stan nearly ruins Steve’s birthday party by demanding that Steve act his own age, but Francine saves the day by getting the moonbounce Steve has always wanted. When Stan reluctantly joins in the fun, he comes to realize he never had the chance to be a kid. When Stan has a run-in with local law enforcement, the father-son roles are reversed, forcing Steve to become the man of the house. Meanwhile, Klaus tries to re-capture the feeling of having a human body by getting a haircut in the all-new “Man in the Moonbounce” episode of AMERICAN DAD airing Sunday, Nov. 8 (7:30-8:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (DAD-419) (TV-14 D, L, V)

 

Voice Cast: Seth MacFarlane as Stan Smith and Roger the Alien; Wendy Schaal as Francine Smith; Rachael MacFarlane as Hayley; Scott Grimes as Steve; Dee Bradley Baker as Klaus

 


 

--“FAMILY GUY”—(8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) CC

 

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

BRIAN MATES WITH A COUGAR

ON AN ALL-NEW “FAMILY GUY”

SUNDAY, NOVEMBER 8, ON FOX

 

When Brian snags an older woman, he becomes the laughingstock of the family, but things go from bad to worse when she breaks her hip and Brian has to be her errand-boy in the all-new “Brian’s Got a Brand New Bag” episode of FAMILY GUY airing Sunday, Nov. 8 (8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (FG-702) (TV-14 D, L, S, V)

 

Voice Cast: Seth MacFarlane as Peter Griffin, Stewie Griffin, Brian Griffin and Quagmire; Alex Borstein as Lois Griffin; Seth Green as Chris Griffin; Mila Kunis as Meg

 

For episodic artwork and more information on this episode of FAMILY GUY, please visit http://foxflash.com/div.php/main/page?aID=1z2z2z55.

 

 

**FOX SPECIAL**—“FAMILY GUY PRESENTS: SETH AND ALEX’S ALMOST LIVE COMEDY SHOW” (working title)—(8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC

 

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

SETH MACFARLANE AND ALEX BORSTEIN BRING THE FUNNY

IN “FAMILY GUY PRESENTS: SETH AND ALEX’S

ALMOST LIVE COMEDY SHOW (working title)

SUNDAY, NOVEMBER 8, ON FOX

 

Seth MacFarlane invades ANIMATION DOMINATION with a commercial-free variety special starring MacFarlane and his FAMILY GUY co-star Alex Borstein. The half-hour special will highlight the duo’s subversive and unique comedic sensibilities and feature original animation, live-action performances of FAMILY GUY’s most memorable musical numbers, comedy sketches and surprise celebrity guests. Don’t miss FAMILY GUY PRESENTS: SETH & ALEX’S ALMOST LIVE COMEDY SHOW (working title) airing Sunday, Nov. 8 (8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (SP-1018) (TV-14 D, L, S, V)

 

Cast: Seth MacFarlane and Alex Borstein

 


 

--“FAMILY GUY”—(9:00-9:30 PM ET/PT) CC

 

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

STEWIE DISCOVERS A POP SUPERSTAR’S SECRET

ON AN ALL-NEW “FAMILY GUY”

SUNDAY, NOVEMBER 8, ON FOX

 

When Stewie scores tickets to a famous teen pop singer’s concert, he ends up meeting and becoming great friends with her, but things get weird when he discovers one of her darkest secrets. Meanwhile, Chris tries to prove to the family that the Evil Monkey is real in the all-new “Hannah Banana” episode of FAMILY GUY airing Sunday, Nov. 8 (9:00-9:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (FG-705) (TV-14 D, L, S, V)

 

Voice Cast: Seth MacFarlane as Peter Griffin, Stewie Griffin, Brian Griffin and Quagmire; Alex Borstein as Lois Griffin; Seth Green as Chris Griffin; Mila Kunis as Meg

 

Guest Voice Cast: Candace Marie as Hannah Montana; Danny Smith as Evil Monkey

  

 

--“THE CLEVELAND SHOW”—(9:30-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

 

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

CLEVELAND GETS A LITTLE TOO REAL

ON AN ALL-NEW “THE CLEVELAND SHOW”

SUNDAY, NOVEMBER 8, ON FOX

 

Jason Sudeikis, Arianna Huffington and Jamie Kennedy

Make Guest Voice Appearances

 

When Cleveland has “the talk” with Roberta, it scares Cleveland Jr. into taking a vow of chastity, but his sworn celibacy may not be all he had hoped for when he overhears Cleveland making fun of him. Meanwhile, Rollo shows an interest in attending church in the all-new “Cleveland Jr. Cherry Bomb” episode of THE CLEVELAND SHOW airing Sunday, Nov. 8 (9:30-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (CLE-108) (TV-14 D, L)

 

Voice Cast: Mike Henry as Cleveland Brown/Teenage Cleveland and Rallo Tubbs; Sanaa Lathan as Donna Tubbs/Teenage Donna; Kevin Michael Richardson as Cleveland Jr. and Lester; Nia Long as Roberta Tubbs; Seth MacFarlane as Tim

 

Guest Voice Cast: Jason Sudeikis as Holt and Terry; Arianna Huffington as Arianna; Jamie Kennedy as Federline Jones

 

 

-FOX-

 

 

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SUNDAY, OCTOBER 11

 

[EDITOR’S NOTE 1: FG-703 replaces the previously announced episode of FAMILY GUY.]

[EDITOR’S NOTE 2: An all-new episode of BROTHERS (BTH-102) at 7:00 PM replaces the previously announced encore episode of THE CLEVELAND SHOW, which now airs at 7:30 PM.]

 

--“BROTHERS”—(7:00-7:30 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

 

COACH MUST LEARN TO PLAY NICE ON AN ALL-NEW “BROTHERS”

SUNDAY, OCTOBER 11, ON FOX

 

Mike Tyson, Lenny Clark and Tichina Arnold Guest-Star

 

When Adele’s sister, Cynthia (guest star Tichina Arnold), and her offensive husband, Lenny (guest star Lenny Clark), come to town, Adele pleads with Coach to be on his best behavior. Meanwhile, Mike Tyson (guest-starring as himself) pays a surprise visit to Trainor’s, and Mike and Chill compete with each other for the affection of Mike’s high-school sweetheart, when she also shows up unexpectedly in the all-new “Lenny” episode of BROTHERS airing Sunday, Oct. 11 (7:00-7:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (BTH-102) (TV-14 D, L, S)

 

Cast: Michael Strahan as Mike; Daryl Chill Mitchell as Chill; CCH Pounder as Adele; Carl Weathers as Coach

 

Guest Cast: Lenny Clarke as Lenny; Tichina Arnold as Cynthia; Danielle Nicolet as Amara; Mike Tyson as Himself

 

 

--“THE CLEVELAND SHOW”—(7:30-8:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

 

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

IT’S GOOD-BYE, QUAHOG AND HELLO, STOOLBEND

ON “THE CLEVELAND SHOW” SUNDAY, OCTOBER 11, ON FOX

 

Everyone’s favorite soft-spoken neighbor, Cleveland Brown, is on the move after he decides it’s time for him and Cleveland Jr. to leave Quahog and go west. On their way to California, the duo makes a pit stop in Cleveland’s hometown of Stoolbend, VA, where he reunites with his old high school crush, Donna Tubbs. Although she comes with baggage in the form of a rebellious teenage daughter and a sharp-tongued 5-year-old son, Cleveland is still in love with Donna and is determined to start a new life in the “Pilot” episode of THE CLEVELAND SHOW airing Sunday, Oct. 11 (7:30-8:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (CLE-101) (TV-14 D, L, S)

 

Voice Cast: Mike Henry as Cleveland Brown/Teenage Cleveland and Rallo Tubbs; Sanaa Lathan as Donna Tubbs/Teenage Donna; Kevin Michael Richardson as Cleveland Jr. and Lester; Nia Long as Roberta Tubbs; Seth MacFarlane as Tim, Peter, Brian and Stewie

 

Guest Voice Cast: Jason Sudeikis as Holt; Arianna Huffington as Arianna; Patrick Warburton as Joe; Alex Borstein as Lois; Seth Green as Chris; Mila Kunis as Meg; Jennifer Tilly as Bonnie; Jamie Kennedy as Federline Jones

 

--“THE SIMPSONS”—(8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

 

MARGE SHOWS HER COMPETITIVE EDGE ON “THE SIMPSONS”

SUNDAY, OCTOBER 11, ON FOX

 

The men and boys of Springfield become obsessed with Mixed Martial Arts, a violent sport where fighters inflict severe pain on one another. When Marge and her friends stage a protest, the show’s promoter embraces the controversy and challenges Marge to a match, promising to shut down the competition if she wins in “The Great Wife Hope” episode of THE SIMPSONS airing Sunday, Oct. 11 (8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (SI-2016) (TV-PG D, L, V)

 

Voice Cast: Dan Castellaneta as Homer Simpson; Julie Kavner as Marge Simpson; Nancy Cartwright as Bart Simpson; Yeardley Smith as Lisa Simpson; Hank Azaria as Moe; Harry Shearer as Skinner; Pamela Haden as Milhouse; Tress MacNeille as Dolph

 

--“THE CLEVELAND SHOW”—(8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

 

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

CLEVELAND SAVES THE DAY ON “THE CLEVELAND SHOW”

SUNDAY, OCTOBER 11, ON FOX

 

Glenn Howerton (“It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia”) Makes Guest Voice Appearance

 

Cleveland is concerned that Cleveland Jr. has no friends, so he invites his neighbor Lester’s son Ernie (guest voice Howerton) to their house. A neglected Ernie becomes too attached to the family, leaving Cleveland to call child services to have Ernie taken back home. When the plan backfires, Cleveland helps Lester get his son back in “The One about Friends” episode of THE CLEVELAND SHOW airing Sunday, Oct. 11 (8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (CLE-104) (TV-14 D, L, V)

 

Voice Cast: Mike Henry as Cleveland Brown/Teenage Cleveland and Rallo Tubbs; Sanaa Lathan as Donna Tubbs/Teenage Donna; Kevin Michael Richardson as Cleveland Jr. and Lester; Nia Long as Roberta Tubbs; Seth MacFarlane as Tim

 

Guest Voice Cast: Glenn Howerton as Ernie

  

--“FAMILY GUY”—(9:00-9:30 PM ET/PT) CC

 

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

TWO SPIES MOVE INTO QUAHOG ON “FAMILY GUY”

SUNDAY, OCTOBER 11, ON FOX

 

Chevy Chase and Dan Aykroyd Make Guest Voice Appearances

 

Stewie and Brian are suspicious when two guys move into Cleveland’s old house, and when they find out Dan (guest voice Aykroyd) and Chevy (guest voice Chase) are spies and they have dossiers of all the people in Quahog they follow them on a mission to Russia and end up in hot water in the “Spies Reminiscent of Us” episode of FAMILY GUY airing Sunday, Oct. 11 (9:00-9:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (FG-703) (TV-14 D, L, S, V)

 

Voice Cast: Seth MacFarlane as Peter Griffin, Stewie Griffin, Brian Griffin and Quagmire; Alex Borstein as Lois Griffin; Seth Green as Chris Griffin; Mila Kunis as Meg

 

Guest Voice Cast: Dan Aykroyd as Dan, Chevy Chase as Chevy

 

For episodic artwork and more information on this episode of FAMILY GUY, please visit http://foxflash.com/div.php/main/page?aID=1z2z2z55.

 

Contact: Tracey Raftery  310-369-1425  tracey.raftery@fox.com

 

[EDITOR’S NOTE: FG-703 replaces the previously announced episode of FAMILY GUY.]

 

 

--“AMERICAN DAD”—(9:30-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC

 

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

STEVE IS LEFT HOME ALONE ON “AMERICAN DAD”

SUNDAY, OCTOBER 11, ON FOX

 

Steve is left home alone when the family takes a trip to look at a potential college for Hayley. When his friends arrive and realize he has the run of the house, they persuade Steve to break the rules. They’re soon in over their heads when they discover that what they thought was a video game is actually a military controlled drone. As they attempt to cover their tracks, Roger has a meltdown that keeps the family from making their trip. Stan returns to find that Steve has betrayed his trust and thrust them into a high-level security situation in the “Home Adrone” episode of AMERICAN DAD airing Sunday, Oct. 11 (9:30-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (DAD-414) (TV-14 D, L, V)

 

Voice Cast: Seth MacFarlane as Stan Smith and Roger the Alien; Wendy Schaal as Francine Smith; Rachael MacFarlane as Hayley; Scott Grimes as Steve and Frat Guy; Dee Bradley Baker as Klaus

 

 

MONDAY, OCTOBER 12

 

[EDITOR’S NOTE 1: LTM-204 replaces the previously announced episode of LIE TO ME.]

[EDITOR’S NOTE 2: Please note revised start/end times for this evening’s programming.]

 

--“HOUSE”(8:00-9:01 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

 

FROM RAGS TO RICHES AND BACK AGAIN ON “HOUSE”

MONDAY, OCTOBER 12, ON FOX

 

A wealthy businessman brings his teenage son, who is suffering from inexplicable stomach pains, to Princeton Plainsboro and insists on having Dr. House handle the case. The father of the patient believes the karmic penalty of his financial success is that he is victim to personal tragedy, and that the answer to his son’s medical mystery lies in a reverse of fate rather than medical treatment. Meanwhile, Foreman and Chase prepare to present information on the Dibala case in the “Instant Karma” episode of HOUSE airing Monday, Oct. 12 (8:00-9:01 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (HOU-605) (TV-14 D, L, V)

 

Cast: Hugh Laurie as Dr. Gregory House; Lisa Edelstein as Dr. Lisa Cuddy; Omar Epps as Dr. Eric Foreman; Robert Sean Leonard as Dr. James Wilson; Jennifer Morrison as Dr. Allison Cameron; Jesse Spencer as Dr. Robert Chase; Olivia Wilde as Thirteen

 

Guest Cast: Lee Tergesen as Roy; Tanner Maguire as Jack; Steve Kramer as Ken; Michael Dean Connolly as Oliver; M.K. Bakshi as Pete; Tim Kahle as Dr. Johnson; Gigi Hessamian as Marina; Liz Benoit as Nurse Anne; Cindy Lu as Nurse Diane

 

 

--“LIE TO ME”—(9:01-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

 

EMILY PULLS LIGHTMAN INTO AN INVESTIGATION WHILE ON VACATION

ON “LIE TO ME” MONDAY, OCTOBER 12, ON FOX

 

Marc Blucas Guest-Stars

 

While on vacation in Mexico, Lightman and Emily become involved in the case of a missing American woman. Back home, Foster investigates tainted blood in D.C.-area hospitals with Lightman’s rival, Jack Rader (guest star Blucas), in the “Control Factor” episode of LIE TO ME airing Monday, Oct. 12 (9:01-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (LTM-204) (TV-14 D, L)

 

Cast: Tim Roth as Dr. Cal Lightman; Kelli Williams as Gillian Foster; Monica Raymund as Ria Torres; Brendan Hines as Eli Loker; Mekhi Phifer as FBI Agent Ben Reynolds; Hayley McFarland as Emily Lightman

 

Guest Cast: Marc Blucas as Jack Rader; Jose Zuniga as Detective Molina; Timothy Carhart as Jerry Conway; Patrick J. Adams as Lou Nemeroff; Max Arciniega as Miguel; Mary Mouser as Tyler Seeger; Mary Mara as Krentz; Kamala Lopez-Dawson as Inez; Nicole Duport as Marla Seeger, Rebecca Field as Jenna Bynes; Victor McCay as Dunst; Larry Herron as Yager; Dale Midkiff as Samuel Wynn

 

 

 

TUESDAY, OCTOBER 13

 

[EDITOR’S NOTE: SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE is preempted this evening.]

 

**2-HOUR SEASON FINALE**—“HELL’S KITCHEN”—(8:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC

 

THE FINAL THREE CHEFS BATTLE FOR THE GRAND PRIZE

ON THE TWO-HOUR SEASON FINALE OF “HELL’S KITCHEN”

TUESDAY, OCTOBER 13, ON FOX

 

The three remaining chefs have to create one dish from various parts of the world. To add a bit more pressure, Chef Ramsay invites international culinary experts to serve as guest judges. The winner of the challenge gets to sit back and relax while the executive chefs cook and serve their signature dishes to them and their family. Then, after dinner service, one more chef gets eliminated and the final two chefs are announced. Meanwhile, in the second hour, the kitchen heats up as the final two chefs go head-to-head in their final challenge and last dinner service. At the end of the episode, one chef is crowned the winner of HELL’S KITCHEN. Don’t miss the two-hour season finale of HELLS KITCHEN airing Tuesday, Oct. 13 (8:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (HK-614/615) (TV-14 D, L)

 

Cast: Gordon Ramsay

 

 

WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER 14

 

--“SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE”—(8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC

 

THE COMPETITION GETS EVEN HOTTER IN LAS VEGAS

ON “SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE”

WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER 14, ON FOX

 

The competition really heats up on SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE during the second part of the Las Vegas round. The top dancers in all genres of dance, including ballroom, hip hop, contemporary and ballet, bring their best moves to the dance floor in hopes of making it to the Top 20 in the “Vegas Callbacks, Part 2” episode of SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE airing Wednesday, Oct. 14 (8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (DAN-608) (TV-PG D, L)

 

Host: Cat Deeley

 


 

--“GLEE”—(9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

 

SUE AND WILL DUKE IT OUT ON “GLEE”

WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER 14, ON FOX

 

To cause dissention among the Glee Club members, Sue forces the students to compete against each other, but the real showdown happens when she and Will get called into the principal’s office. Meanwhile, the Glee kids rally to support Quinn after some shocking news is revealed in the “Throwdown” episode of GLEE airing Wednesday, Oct. 14 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (GLE-107) (TV-PG D, L)

 

Cast: Matthew Morrison as Will Schuester; Jessalyn Gilsig as Terri Schuester; Jane Lynch as Sue Sylvester; Lea Michele as Rachel Berry; Cory Monteith as Finn Hudson; Jayma Mays as Emma Pillsbury; Dianna Agron as Quinn; Chris Colfer as Kurt; Kevin McHale as Artie; Amber Riley as Mercedes; Mark Salling as Puck; Jenna Ushkowitz as Tina

 

Guest Cast: Stephen Tobolowsky as Sandy Ryerson; Iqbal Theba as Principal Figgins; Naya Rivera as Santana Lopez; Jennifer Aspen as Kendra; Ken Choi as Dr. Wu; Amy Hill as Dr. Chin; Josh Sussman as Jacob Ben Israel; Heather Morris as Brittany; Dijon Talton as Matt Rutherford; Harry Shum as Mike Chang

 

For episodic photos and more information on this episode of GLEE, please visit

 

[EDITOR’S NOTE: Please note revised episode title of GLE-107.]

 

 

 

THURSDAY, OCTOBER 15

 

--“BONES”(8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

 

BRENNAN AND BOOTH’S LATEST CASE COULD CHANGE HISTORY

ON BONES THURSDAY, OCTOBER 15, ON FOX

 

Carla Gallo Guest-Stars

 

Brennan and Booth are called to investigate what appears to be charred human remains on an electrical fence. The mysterious corpse is later determined to be a mummified Egyptian royal on loan to the Jeffersonian. The anthropological mystery has Brennan in a tizzy, and when the Jeffersonian curator prepping the mummy for exhibition is murdered, the team suspects foul play. Brennan’s investigation of the curator sheds new light on the life of the Egyptian royal, turning their case into one of historic proportions. Meanwhile, Brennan goes on a date with Booth’s supervisor and former intern, and Sweets girlfriend Daisy Wick (guest star Gallo) returns to the Jeffersonian in the “A Night at the Bones Museum“ episode of BONES airing Thursday, Oct. 15 (8:00-9:00 PM ET/ PT) on FOX. (BON-505) (TV-14 D)

 

Cast: Emily Deschanel as Dr. Temperance Brennan; David Boreanaz as FBI Special Agent Seeley Booth; TJ Thyne as Dr. Jack Hodgins; Michaela Conlin as Angela Montenegro; Tamara Taylor as Dr. Camille “Cam” Saroyan; John Francis Daley as Dr. Lance Sweets

 

Guest Cast: Diedrich Bader as Andrew Hacker; Mozhan Marno as Azita Jabbari; Eli Goodman as Alexander Landau; Carla Gallo as Daisy Wick; Kasey Mahaffy as Leland Frankel; Andy Umberger as Steven Turnbull

 

--“FRINGE”—(9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

 

DREAMS BIZARRELY PROJECT NIGHTMARISH EVENTS

ON “FRINGE” THURSDAY, OCTOBER 15, ON FOX

 

The Fringe team travels cross-country to Seattle after learning of a mysterious incident involving a man who attacked his boss because he believed he was an evil ram-horned creature. As these puzzling occurrences continue, the team tirelessly explores strange and creepy links to dreams. In pursuit of additional information, Agent Broyles has a disconcerting meeting with enigmatic Massive Dynamic executive Nina Sharp that leads the investigation in an unthinkable direction in the “Dream Logic” episode of FRINGE airing Thursday, Oct. 15 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (FR-205) (TV-14 L, V)

 

Cast: Anna Torv as Olivia Dunham; Joshua Jackson as Peter Bishop; John Noble as Walter Bishop; Lance Reddick as Phillip Broyles; Kirk Acevedo as Charlie Francis; Blair Brown as Nina Sharp; Jasika Nicole as Astrid Farnsworth

 

Guest Cast: Travis Schuldt as Agent Kashner; Kevin Corrigan as Sam Weiss; Ravi Kapoor as Dr. Nayak; Alex Zahara as Detective Green; Jim Thorburn as Greg Leiter; Emily Ziff as Jill Leiter and Drew Nelson as Carl Langdon

 

 

FRIDAY, OCTOBER 16

 

[EDITOR’S NOTE 1: BROTHERS, ‘TIL DEATH and DOLLHOUSE are preempted this night.]

[EDITOR’S NOTE 2: Local programming will air in primetime on the West Coast.]

 

**FOX SPORTS SPECIAL**—MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL—ALCS GAME #1—(7:30 PM-CC ET live/4:30 PM-CC PT live) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

 

FOX SPORTS PRESENTS

AMERICAN LEAGUE CHAMPIONSHIP SERIES ACTION

FRIDAY, OCTOBER 16, ON FOX

 

FOX Sports presents live HD coverage of Major League Baseball’s 2009 postseason with Game 1 of the American League Championship Series with teams and sites TBD. Play-by-play broadcaster Joe Buck and analyst Tim McCarver will be calling the action when the game airs Friday, Oct. 16 (7:30 PM-CC ET/4:30 PM-CC PT) on FOX. (SP-1006) (TV-N/A)

 

SATURDAY, OCTOBER 17

 

[EDITOR’S NOTE 1: COPS at 8:00, COPS at 8:30 and AMERICA’S MOST WANTED are preempted this night.]

[EDITOR’S NOTE 2: Local programming will air in primetime on the West Coast.]

 

**FOX SPORTS SPECIAL**—MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL—ALCS GAME #2—(7:30 PM-CC ET live/4:30 PM-CC PT live) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

 

FOX SPORTS PRESENTS

AMERICAN LEAGUE CHAMPIONSHIP SERIES ACTION

SATURDAY, OCTOBER 17, ON FOX

 

FOX Sports presents live HD coverage of Major League Baseball’s 2009 postseason with Game 2 of the American League Championship Series with teams and sites TBD. Play-by-play broadcaster Joe Buck and analyst Tim McCarver will be calling the action when the game airs Saturday, Oct. 17 (7:30 PM-CC ET/4:30 PM-CC PT) on FOX. (SP-1007) (TV-N/A)

 

 

--“TALKSHOW WITH SPIKE FERESTEN”—(11:00 PM-Midnight ET/PT) CC

 

LISA KUDROW MAKES FRIENDS WITH SPIKE

ON “TALKSHOW WITH SPIKE FERESTEN”

SATURDAY, OCTOBER 17, ON FOX

 

Funny gal and former “Friends” star Lisa Kudrow stops by to chat with Spike about her movie “Hotel for Dogs.” Actor/stand-up comedian Todd Barry sits with Spike to talk about his appearance in “The Wrestler,” and indie pop duo “The Submarines” perform their hit song “You, Me & The Bourgeoisie” on TALKSHOW WITH SPIKE FERESTEN airing Saturday, Oct. 17 (11:00 PM-Midnight ET/PT) on FOX. (SPK-309H) (TV-14 D, L)

 

Host: Spike Feresten

 

Guests: Lisa Kudrow, Todd Barry, The Submarines

 


 

--“SIT DOWN, SHUT UP”—(Midnight-12:30 AM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

 

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

MEET THE FACULTY AND STAFF OF KNOB HAVEN HIGH

ON “SIT DOWN, SHUT UP” SATURDAY, OCTOBER 17, ON FOX

 

Knob Haven High School is in financial trouble, and Acting Principal Sue Sezno must win the upcoming football game to gain alumni donations or face firing a faculty member. Meanwhile, a scandal erupts when pills confiscated from a student’s locker becomes a part of Vice Principal Stuart Proszakian’s daily diet in the “Pilot” episode of SIT DOWN, SHUT UP airing Saturday, Oct. 17 (Midnight-12:30 AM ET/PT) on FOX. (SIT-101) (TV-14 D, L, S, V)

 

Voice Cast: Will Arnett as Ennis Hofftard; Jason Bateman as Larry Littlejunk; Will Forte as Stuart Proszakian; Tom Kenny as Happy; Tom Kenny as Interpreter; Nick Kroll as Andrew LeGustambos; Cheri Oteri as Helen Klench; Kenan Thompson as Sue Sezno; Henry Winkler as Willard Deutschebog; Kristin Chenoweth as Miracle Grohe

 

 

 

SUNDAY, OCTOBER 18

 

 

--“THE CLEVELAND SHOW”—(7:00-7:30 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

 

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

CLEVELAND TRIES TO WIN OVER HIS NEW KIDS

ON “THE CLEVELAND SHOW”

SUNDAY, OCTOBER 18, ON FOX

 

Cleveland tries to make inroads with his new stepdaughter Roberta by asking her to accompany him to the school’s father/daughter dance. The evening seems to be going smoothly until Cleveland has a mishap with the family pet and kills his chances of being accepted by his new kids in the “Da Doggone Daddy-Daughter Dinner Dance” episode of THE CLEVELAND SHOW airing Sunday, Oct. 18 (7:00-7:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (CLE-102) (TV-14 D, L, V)

 

Voice Cast: Mike Henry as Cleveland Brown and Rallo Tubbs; Sanaa Lathan as Donna Tubbs; Kevin Michael Richardson as Cleveland Jr. and Lester; Nia Long as Roberta Tubbs; Seth MacFarlane as Tim

 

Guest Voice Cast: Jason Sudeikis as Holt

  

--“THE SIMPSONS”—(7:30-8:00 PM ET/PT) CC

 

THE SIMPSONS SCARE UP THREE BONE-CHILLING TALES

OF THE STRANGE AND SUPERNATURAL IN “TREEHOUSE OF HORROR XIX”

ON “THE SIMPSONS” SUNDAY, OCTOBER 18, ON FOX

 

The frightfest begins with “Untitled Robot Parody” when Bart buys Lisa a knock-off of a Malibu Stacy convertible for Christmas. Later that night, the car morphs into a robot and instructs the other toys in Lisa’s room to also transform. Soon, other giant robots appear and make Springfield the ultimate battleground. The scare-ific tricks continue in “How to Get Ahead in Dead-Vertising” when Homer accidentally kills Krusty. The clown’s crooked lawyer enlists Homer to kill other celebrities so their likenesses can be exploited free-of-charge. For a fee, Homer goes on a killing spree and whacks Prince, George Clooney and William Shatner. Meanwhile in heaven, Krusty convinces other dead celebrities to stage a revolt and descend upon Homer. In the final Halloween scare, “It’s the Grand Pumpkin, Milhouse,” Lisa accompanies Milhouse to a pumpkin patch to await the appearance of the Grand Pumpkin. When he finally appears, the Grand Pumpkin goes on a rampage to avenge all pumpkins carved and tortured in the name of Halloween in the “Treehouse of Horror XIX” episode of THE SIMPSONS airing Sunday, Oct. 18 (7:30-8:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (SI-1916) (TV-PG D, L, S, V)

 

Voice Cast: Dan Castellaneta as Homer Simpson; Julie Kavner as Marge Simpson; Nancy Cartwright as Bart Simpson; Yeardley Smith as Lisa Simpson; Hank Azaria as Moe; Harry Shearer as Skinner; Pamela Haden as Milhouse; Tress MacNeille as Dolph

 

--“THE SIMPSONS”—(8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

 

IT’S A NIGHT OF SPOOKY STORIES

DURING THE ALL-NEW 20TH ANNIVERSARY “TREEHOUSE OF HORROR”

ON THE SIMPSONS SUNDAY, OCTOBER 18, ON FOX

 

In the 20th anniversary of THE SIMPSONS annual “Treehouse of Horror” Halloween special, three chilling tales of Halloween horror unwind. First, Lisa becomes livid with Miss Hoover, and in a series of homages to classic Hitchcock sets out for deadly revenge. Next, Krusty’s latest fast-food sandwich transforms news anchor Kent Brockman into an enraged zombie and twenty-eight days later, cannibal zombies have overrun Springfield. In the final frightening fable, Homer accidentally falls through a trapdoor in Moe’s tavern and impales himself on the pipes of Moe’s microbrewery. Moe serves the barflies a glass of delicious beer flavored with Homer’s blood and Homer, now half-man, half-brewing apparatus, returns for vengeance in the “Treehouse of Horror XX” airing Sunday, Oct. 18 (8:00-8:30 PM ET/ PT) on FOX. (SI-2014) (TV-PG D, V)

 

Voice Cast: Dan Castellaneta as Homer Simpson; Julie Kavner as Marge Simpson; Nancy Cartwright as Bart Simpson; Yeardley Smith as Lisa Simpson; Hank Azaria as Moe; Harry Shearer as Skinner; Pamela Haden as Milhouse; Tress MacNeille as Dolph 

--“THE CLEVELAND SHOW”—(8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

 

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

CLEVELAND WORKS HARD FOR THE MONEY

ON “THE CLEVELAND SHOW”

SUNDAY, OCTOBER 18, ON FOX

 

Arianna Huffington Makes Guest Voice Appearance

 

When Cleveland needs a new job, Tim hooks him up at Waterman Cable. However, when Cleveland becomes the top salesman, Tim is green with envy and wishes for bad things to happen to Cleveland. But when Cleveland comes up on some bad luck and misfortune, Tim has a change of heart in the “Birth of a Salesman” episode of THE CLEVELAND SHOW airing Sunday, Oct. 18 (8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (CLE-103) (TV-14 D, L, V)

 

Voice Cast: Mike Henry as Cleveland Brown/Teenage Cleveland and Rallo Tubbs; Sanaa Lathan as Donna Tubbs/Teenage Donna; Kevin Michael Richardson as Cleveland Jr. and Lester; Nia Long as Roberta Tubbs; Seth MacFarlane as Tim

 

Guest Voice Cast: Arianna Huffington as Arianna

 

--“FAMILY GUY”—(9:00-9:30 PM ET/PT) CC

 

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

QUAHOG TACKLES THE WORKS OF STEPHEN KING

ON “FAMILY GUY” SUNDAY, OCTOBER 18, ON FOX

 

Richard Dreyfuss Makes Guest Voice Appearance

 

After Peter discovers the writing of Stephen King, he imagines his family and friends in three of King’s most famous works. First, Peter, Quagmire, Cleveland and Joe – as 12-year-olds – travel along a railroad track on a journey of self-discovery narrated by Richard Dreyfuss (guest-voicing as himself). Second, Brian is injured in a bad car crash only to be “rescued” by his “number one fan,” Stewie. Finally, Cleveland and Peter become fast friends in prison in the “Three Kings” episode of FAMILY GUY airing Sunday, Oct. 18 (9:00-9:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (FG-615) (TV-14 D, L, S, V)

 

Voice Cast: Seth MacFarlane as Peter Griffin, Petey, Andy, Stewie Griffin, Old Man Pressman,  Brian Griffin, Chopper, Paul, Carter, Dr. Hartman, Little Richard, Prison Guard, Seamus, Quagmire and Quag; Alex Borstein as Lois Griffin and Marcia; Seth Green as Chris Griffin; Mila Kunis as Meg Griffin; Mike Henry as Cleveland, Cleve, Red, Bike Courier, Prisoner and Fuad

 

Guest Voice Cast: John Viener as 50’s DJ, Radio Voice and TV Announcer; Patrick Warburton as Joe, Joey and Boggs; Adam West as Mayor West and Ace; George Wendt as Norm; Richard Dreyfuss as himself; Roy Scheider as himself; Danny Smith as Stephen King

 

[EDITOR’S NOTE: FG-615 replaces the previously announced episode of FAMILY GUY.]

 

 

--“AMERICAN DAD”—(9:30-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC

 

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

STAN AND FRANCINE ARE HOME ALONE ON “AMERICAN DAD”

SUNDAY, OCTOBER 18, ON FOX

 

When Hayley and Steve leave for their respective summers of fun, Francine looks forward to her newfound alone time with Stan. There’s only one problem: Roger is still living in the attic fighting for every second of attention he can get. When Francine teaches Roger to be self-sufficient, he finally gets a place of his own. Stan fears that he will bore Francine into leaving him and cooks up a scheme to bring Roger back to the house and liven things up. Meanwhile at camp, Steve and his pals fall prey to a scheme that doesn’t quite have the effect they were hoping for in the “Brains, Brains & Automobiles” episode of AMERICAN DAD airing Sunday, Oct. 18 (9:30-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (DAD-418) (TV-14 D, L, V)

 

Voice Cast: Seth MacFarlane as Stan Smith and Roger the Alien; Wendy Schaal as Francine Smith; Rachael MacFarlane as Hayley; Scott Grimes as Steve and Frat Guy; Dee Bradley Baker as Klaus and Mild-Mannered Man

 

Contact: Tracey Raftery  310-369-1425 

 

 

 

 

SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 27

 

 

**ENCORE AIRING**—“BROTHERS”—(7:00-8:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

 

IT’S ALL RELATIVE AS FORMER NFL SUPERSTAR MIKE TRAINOR

IS FORCED TO MAKE A FRESH START UNDER HIS PARENTS’ ROOF

ON “BROTHERS” SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 27, ON FOX

 

Mike Trainor seemingly has it all – he’s a good-looking, wealthy and recently retired NFL player living the high life in New York City. With one phone call from his mom, Adele, Mike’s life changes in an instant. He comes home to Houston to find that his brother Chill, whose life changed drastically after a car accident left him in a wheelchair, is struggling to keep his restaurant afloat and that his father’s memory is not as sharp as it used to be. When Adele reveals everyone’s secrets, the family decides it’s time for a fresh start. Later, Mike’s date spends the night at his parents’ place propelling his mom, Adele, to set specific house rules for her very grown sons. As all the family members try to find their way living together again as adults, Mike and Chill are taken aback at their new assigned daily chores and strict limitations on overnight guests. Meanwhile, Coach forgets his and Adele’s anniversary and lands in the doghouse, forcing him to come up with a creative way to make it up to her in an encore airing of the “Pilot/House Rules-Anniversary” episode of BROTHERS airing Sunday, Sept. 27 (7:00-8:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (BTH-101/103) (TV-14 D, L, S)

 

Cast: Michael Strahan as Mike; Daryl Chill Mitchell as Chill; CCH Pounder as Adele; Carl Weathers as Coach

 

Guest Cast: Jazsmin Lewis as Monica; Shvona Lavette as Janine

 

 

 

**SEASON PREMIERE**—“THE SIMPSONS”—(8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

 

SPRINGFIELD IS HOLDING OUT FOR A HERO

ON THE SEASON PREMIERE OF “THE SIMPSONS”

SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 27, ON FOX

 

Episode Co-Written and Guest-Voiced by Seth Rogen

 

Comic Book Guy casts Homer as the lead in “Everyman,” a feature film based on a new comic book superhero who possesses the ability to take on the powers of every superhero in every comic he touches. To whip Homer into superhero shape, the movie studio hires celebrity fitness trainer Lyle McCarthy (guest voice Rogen), but Homer has trouble sticking to his new healthy regimen in the “Homer the Whopper” episode of THE SIMPSONS airing Sunday, Sept. 27 (8:00-8:30 PM ET/ PT) on FOX. (SI-2013) (TV-14 D, L, S)

 

Voice Cast: Dan Castellaneta as Homer Simpson; Julie Kavner as Marge Simpson; Nancy Cartwright as Bart Simpson; Yeardley Smith as Lisa Simpson; Pamela Hayden as Milhouse; Tress MacNeille as Manjula

 

Guest Voice Cast: Seth Rogen as Lyle McCarthy

 

 

**SERIES PREMIERE**—“THE CLEVELAND SHOW”—(8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

 

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

IT’S GOOD-BYE, QUAHOG AND HELLO, STOOLBEND

ON THE SERIES PREMIERE OF “THE CLEVELAND SHOW”

SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 27, ON FOX

 

Everyone’s favorite soft-spoken neighbor, Cleveland Brown, is on the move after he decides it’s time for him and Cleveland Jr. to leave Quahog and go west. On their way to California, the duo makes a pit stop in Cleveland’s hometown of Stoolbend, VA, where he reunites with his old high school crush, Donna Tubbs. Although she comes with baggage in the form of a rebellious teenage daughter and a sharp-tongued 5-year-old son, Cleveland is still in love with Donna and is determined to start a new life in the “Pilot” series premiere episode of THE CLEVELAND SHOW airing Sunday, Sept. 27 (8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (CLE-101) (TV-14 D, L, S)

 

Voice Cast: Mike Henry as Cleveland Brown/Teenage Cleveland and Rallo Tubbs; Sanaa Lathan as Donna Tubbs/Teenage Donna; Kevin Michael Richardson as Cleveland Jr. and Lester; Nia Long as Roberta Tubbs; Seth MacFarlane as Tim, Peter, Brian and Stewie

 

Guest Voice Cast: Jason Sudeikis as Holt; Arianna Huffington as Arianna; Patrick Warburton as Joe; Alex Borstein as Lois; Seth Green as Chris; Mila Kunis as Meg; Jennifer Tilly as Bonnie; Jamie Kennedy as Federline Jones

 

 

 

**SEASON PREMIERE**—“FAMILY GUY”—(9:00-9:30 PM ET/PT) CC

 

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

BRIAN AND STEWIE GO ON A TRIP THAT’S OUT OF THIS WORLD

ON THE SEASON PREMIERE OF “FAMILY GUY”

SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 27, ON FOX

 

With the help of an out-of-this-world remote control, Stewie and Brian travel through alternate universes, including a post-apocalyptic world and a parallel world run by dogs where humans are pets in “Road to the Multiverse,” the season premiere episode of FAMILY GUY airing Sunday, Sept. 27 (9:00-9:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (FG-706) (TV-14 D, L, S, V)

 

Voice Cast: Seth MacFarlane as Peter Griffin, Stewie Griffin, Brian Griffin and Quagmire; Alex Borstein as Lois Griffin; Seth Green as Chris Griffin; Mila Kunis as Meg

 

 

 

**SEASON PREMIERE**—“AMERICAN DAD”—(9:30-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC

 

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

STEVE RELIVES THE VIETNAM WAR

ON THE SEASON PREMIERE OF “AMERICAN DAD”

SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 27, ON FOX

 

When Steve is selected to sing the national anthem at the Langley Falls Veterans’ Day celebration, he gets some heat from Stan who doesn’t think he’s ready for such an undertaking. Unimpressed with Steve’s vocal talents, Stan decides Steve needs to experience real war in order to sing about our country’s military prowess. But things quickly go south when Roger gets involved and Steve goes bananas in “In Country…Club,” the season premiere episode of AMERICAN DAD airing Sunday, Sept. 27 (9:30-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (DAD-420) (TV-14 D, L, V)

 

Voice Cast: Seth MacFarlane as Stan Smith and Roger the Alien; Wendy Schaal as Francine Smith; Rachael MacFarlane as Hayley; Scott Grimes as Steve and Frat Guy; Dee Bradley Baker as Klaus and Mild-Mannered Man

 

 

 

 

MONDAY, SEPTEMBER 28

 

 

**TIME PERIOD PREMIERE**—“HOUSE”(8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

 

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

AN AILING PATIENT SELF-DIAGNOSES BY POSTING HIS SYMPTOMS ONLINE

ON “HOUSE” MONDAY, SEPTEMBER 28, ON FOX

 

House returns home to Princeton where he continues to focus on his recovery, but surprises Cuddy with the news that he’s making a big change in his life. Meanwhile, the team is unable to diagnose a loud-mouthed video game creator who posts each new symptom on the internet and opts for treatments suggested by the online community rather than by the doctors, and Foreman angles for Houses job, but the pressure to solve the case creates tension in his relationship with Thirteen in the “Epic Fail” episode of HOUSE airing Monday, Sept. 28 (8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (HOU-603) (TV-14 D, L)

 Cast: Hugh Laurie as Dr. Gregory House; Lisa Edelstein as Dr. Lisa Cuddy; Omar Epps as Dr. Eric Foreman; Robert Sean Leonard as Dr. James Wilson; Jennifer Morrison as Dr. Allison Cameron; Jesse Spencer as Dr. Robert Chase; Peter Jacobson as Dr. Chris Taub; Olivia Wilde as Thirteen

 

Guest Cast: Andre Braugher as Dr. Darryl Nolan; Fredah Foh Shen as Cecile; Rick Wasserman as Vince; Wai Mui as Lee; Brett Gilbert as Roy; Barry Pearl as Dr. Paulson; Michael J. Kirkland as Dr. Felker

 

 

 

**SEASON PREMIERE**—“LIE TO ME”—(9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

 

THE LIGHTMAN GROUP RETURNS

ON THE SEASON PREMIERE OF “LIE TO ME”

MONDAY, SEPTEMBER 28, ON FOX

 

Erika Christensen (“The Perfect Score”) Guest-Stars

 

The Lightman Group investigates a murder case where a woman with multiple personalities (guest star Christensen) may either be a witness or the killer. Meanwhile, the U.S. government hires the firm to interrogate a potential Supreme Court nominee in “The Core of It” season premiere episode of LIE TO ME airing Monday, Sept. 28 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (LTM-201) (TV-14 D, L)

 

Cast: Tim Roth as Dr. Cal Lightman; Kelli Williams as Gillian Foster; Monica Raymund as Ria Torres; Brendan Hines as Eli Loker; Mekhi Phifer as FBI Agent Ben Reynolds

 

Guest Cast: Erika Christensen

 

 

 

TUESDAY, SEPTEMBER 29

 

 

--“HELL’S KITCHEN”—(8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC

 

IT’S ALL ABOUT THE LOOK ON “HELL’S KITCHEN”

TUESDAY, SEPTEMBER 29, ON FOX

 

The competition heats up when Chef Ramsay announces the first individual challenge to the remaining chefs: they will be asked to create a dish that looks just as delicious as it tastes. Experts from Bon Appétit magazine make a surprise appearance to help Chef Ramsay make a decision. The winner enjoys an evening at Shutters on the Beach with Ramsay and Bon Appétit editor-in-chief Barbara Fairchild. However, once dinner service begins, everyone is under fire and no one is safe in an all-new episode of HELL’S KITCHEN airing Tuesday, Sept. 29 (8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (HK-612) (TV-14 D, L)

Cast: Gordon Ramsay

 

 

 

--“SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE”—(9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC

 

TAP INTO TUESDAYS WITH “SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE”

TUESDAY, SEPTEMBER 29, ON FOX

 

Hot summer sensation SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE continues its first all-new fall season on Tuesday nights! Pop, lock and drop in to the hottest original dance show as it shuffles from one night to two nights each week. The auditions continue as dancers skilled in everything from Hip-Hop, Krumping and Popping to Salsa compete to be named America’s Favorite Dancer. Producers continue to trek across the country to Atlanta, Boston, New Orleans and Salt Lake City auditioning dancers who represent the rhythm of America. See who struts into the producers’ hearts and who trips up on this all-new episode of SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE airing Tuesday, Sept. 29 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (DAN-604) (TV-PG D, L)

 

Host: Cat Deeley

 

 

 

WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMBER 30

 

 

--“SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE”—(8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC

 

ONCE A WEEK IS NOT ENOUGH

ON “SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE”

WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMBER 30, ON FOX

 

SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE auditions continue on for the second night this week during its first all-new fall season! Pop, lock and drop in to the hottest original dance show as it shuffles to two-nights each week. The auditions continue as dancers skilled in everything from Hip-Hop, Krumping and Popping to Salsa compete to be named America’s Favorite Dancer. Producers continue to trek across the country to Atlanta, Boston, New Orleans and Salt Lake City auditioning dancers who represent the rhythm of America. See who struts into the producers’ hearts and who trips up on this all-new episode of SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE airing Wednesday, Sept. 30 (8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (DAN-605) (TV-PG D, L)

 

Host: Cat Deeley

  

 

--“GLEE”—(9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

 

A NEW MEMBER JOINS THE CLUB ON “GLEE”

WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMBER 30, ON FOX

 

Kristin Chenoweth (“Pushing Daisies”) Guest-Stars

 

Will thinks the glee club desperately needs more of an edge, so he brings in his former classmate, April Rhodes (guest star Chenoweth), to spice things up. Will’s plan seems to be going smoothly until he realizes he may be losing a key member of the club in “The Rhodes Not Taken” episode of GLEE airing Wednesday, Sept. 30 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (GLE-105) (TV-PG D, L)

 

Cast: Matthew Morrison as Will Schuester; Jessalyn Gilsig as Terri Schuester; Jane Lynch as Sue Sylvester; Lea Michele as Rachel Berry; Cory Monteith as Finn Hudson; Jayma Mays as Emma Pillsbury; Dianna Agron as Quinn; Chris Colfer as Kurt; Kevin McHale as Artie; Amber Riley as Mercedes; Mark Salling as Puck; Jenna Ushkowitz as Tina

 

Guest Cast: Kristin Chenoweth as April Rhodes; Stephen Tobolowsky as Sandy Ryerson; Iqbal Theba as Principal Figgins; Patrick Gallagher as Ken Tanaka; Naya Rivera as Santana Lopez; Josh Sussman as Jacob Ben Israel; Susan Leslie as Sandra; Heather Morris as Brittany; Dijon Talton as Matt Rutherford; Harry Shum as Mike Chang

 

For episodic photos and more information on this episode of GLEE, please visit

 

 

THURSDAY, OCTOBER 1

 

 

--“BONES”(8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

 

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

BOOTH AND BRENNAN INVESTIGATE THE MURDER OF A MUSICAL PRODIGY

ON “BONES” THURSDAY, OCTOBER 1, ON FOX

 

When human remains are found alongside the railroad, Brennan and Booth are called to the case. The bones belong to Levi Yoder, a member of the Amish community who disappeared roughly two months prior to his Rumspringa, or exploration of the outside world. Brennan and Booth discover that Levi was a piano prodigy, and their investigation leads them to believe that his extraordinary talent may have lead him to an untimely death. Meanwhile, Cam copes with the stress that comes from being a new parent, and Booth helps keep Cams stepdaughter Michelle (guest star Tiffany Hines) in line in The Plain in the Prodigy episode of BONES airing Thursday, Oct. 1 (8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (BON-503) (TV-14 D)

 

Cast: Emily Deschanel as Dr. Temperance Brennan; David Boreanaz as FBI Special Agent Seeley Booth; TJ Thyne as Dr. Jack Hodgins; Michaela Conlin as Angela Montenegro; Tamara Taylor as Dr. Camille “Cam” Saroyan; John Francis Daley as Dr. Lance Sweets

Guest Cast: Eugene Byrd as Clark Edison; Tiffany Hines as Michelle Welton; Michael B. Jordan as Perry Wilson; Jennifer Parsons as Rebecca Yoder; Randy Oglesby as Daniel Yoder; Reider Niklewicz-Larsen as Levi Yoder; Stephanie Turner as Sarah; Brian Letscher as Amos; Drew James as Josef Beachy; Kaitlin Doubleday as Karin Lin; Arjay Smith as Tony Salinas; Marcia Ann Burrs as Eleanor Turner

 

For episodic photos and more information on this episode of BONES, please visit http://foxflash.com/div.php/main/page?aID=1z2z2z43.

 

Contact: Kim Kurland 310-369-2415  kim.kurland@fox.com

 

 

--“FRINGE”—(9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

 

UNEXPLAINED BOMBS PUT INNOCENT LIVES ON THE LINE

AND OUR FBI AGENTS IN A RACE AGAINST TIME

ON “FRINGE” THURSDAY, OCTOBER 1, ON FOX

 

Peter, Walter, Olivia and Broyles pursue a strange and deadly occurrence in Philadelphia where a bomb blew up inside a train station but left no trace of any explosive device. The perplexing and unexplained set of circumstances returns Walter to the lab to closely examine the human remains where he uncovers an unlikely energy source that triggered the explosion. With the explosive threat of more bombs and links to a classified military project, the intense investigation leads Olivia and Peter to Iraq in the “Fracture” episode of FRINGE airing Thursday, Oct. 1 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (FR-203) (TV-14 L, V)

 

Cast: Anna Torv as Olivia Dunham, Joshua Jackson as Peter Bishop, John Noble as Walter Bishop, Lance Reddick as Phillip Broyles, Kirk Acevedo as Charlie Francis, Blair Brown as Nina Sharp and Jasika Nicole as Astrid Farnsworth

 

For episodic photos and more information on this episode of FRINGE, please visit http://foxflash.com/div.php/main/page?aID=1z2z2z248.

 

Contact: Josh Governale  310-369-7455  josh.governale@fox.com

 

 

 

FRIDAY, OCTOBER 2

 

 

**TIME PERIOD PREMIERE**—“BROTHERS”—(8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

 

MIKE AND CHILL UNITE AGAINST A COMMON ENEMY

ON “BROTHERS” FRIDAY, OCTOBER 2, ON FOX

 

When another bartender at Trainors quits, it becomes apparent that business is suffering due to Mike and Chills inability to get along. Adele decides to unite her sons by making herself their enemy, and her plan is set into motion when she takes over the open bartending position and expands her role beyond serving drinks. Meanwhile, Coach enjoys his newfound freedom with Adele out of the house in the Mom at the Bar/Train Buddy episode of BROTHERS airing Friday, Oct. 2 (8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (BTH-106) (TV-14 D, L)

 

Cast: Michael Strahan as Mike; Daryl Chill Mitchell as Chill; CCH Pounder as Adele; Carl Weathers as Coach

 

Guest Cast: Sasheen Padilla as Bambi; Jan Hoag as Mrs. Murphy; Tracey Ross as Chris; Rod Maiorano as Tommy; Gary Shapiro as Johnny Vegas; Weston Nathanson as John; Bunny Levine as Meg; Dov Davidoff as Max

 

For

 

 

**SEASON PREMIERE**—“’TIL DEATH”—(8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

 

THE PRODIGAL DAUGHTER RETURNS

 ON THE SEASON PREMIERE OF “‘TIL DEATH”

FRIDAY, OCTOBER 2, ON FOX

 

Eddie and Joy’s free-spirited daughter, Ally, returns from a trek in the Ecuadorian rainforest with her new husband, Doug. When Ally and Doug decide to set up camp in a trailer in the Starks’ backyard, they ultimately ruin Eddie’s plans for installing a Jacuzzi. Meanwhile, Eddie and Joy attempt to overcome their dislike of Doug and accept him as a member of the family in “Doug and Ally Return,” the season premiere episode of ‘TIL DEATH airing Friday, Oct. 2 (8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (TIL-402) (TV-14 D, L, S)

 

Cast: Brad Garrett as Eddie Stark; Joely Fisher as Joy Stark; Tim Sharp as Doug Von Stuessen; Lindsey Broad as Ally Stark

 

 

 

 

--“DOLLHOUSE”—(9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

 

ECHO’S MATERNAL INSTINCTS KICK INTO OVERDRIVE

ON “DOLLHOUSE” FRIDAY, OCTOBER 2, ON FOX

 

When Echo is imprinted as a mother with a newborn baby, she takes too strongly to motherhood as a result of Topher’s modifications. Meanwhile, Adelle pays November a visit, and Perrin ramps up his investigation into the Rossum Corporation in the “Instinct” episode of DOLLHOUSE airing Friday, Oct. 2 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (DOL-203) (TV-14 L, V)

 

Cast: Eliza Dushku as Echo; Tahmoh Penikett as Paul Ballard; Olivia Williams as Adelle DeWitt; Harry Lennix as Boyd Langton; Fran Kranz as Topher Brink; Enver Gjokaj as Victor; Dichen Lachman as Sierra

 

Guest Cast: Miracle Laurie as November/Madeline; Alexis Denisof as Senator Daniel Perrin; Kristoffer Polaha as Nate Jordan; Stacey Scowley as Cindy Perrin

 

 

 

SATURDAY, OCTOBER 3

 

 

--“COPS: FAMILY TIES #2”—(8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-In Stereo

 

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

ITS GETTING HOT, HOT, HOT IN THE SUNSHINE STATES

ON “COPS: FAMILY TIES #2”

SATURDAY, OCTOBER 3, ON FOX

 

An officer with the Las Vegas Metropolitan Police chases a man on foot when he flees after being stopped for jaywalking. In Rialto, CA, a suspect is arrested for a reported robbery, and with the victim able to identify the suspect, her purse is successfully recovered. Also in the episode, the Martin County, FL, Police Department stops a driver with expired tags and an expired license, but they also find illegal substances in the vehicle on an all-new COPS: FAMILY TIES #2 airing Saturday, Oct. 3 (8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (CP-2203) (TV-PG)

 

 

 

--“COPS: COAST TO COAST”—(8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-In Stereo

 

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

RUNNING LIKE A SPEEDING BULLET

ON “COPS: COAST TO COAST”

SATURDAY, OCTOBER 3, ON FOX

 

Officers in Broward County, FL, respond to a tip-off about a drug deal involving narcotics, which leads into a man running from the scene. The foot chase is again no stranger to the officers in Rialto, CA where a suspect accused of domestic violence runs from the cops and situates himself on the roof of a home on COPS: COAST TO COAST airing Saturday, Oct. 3 (8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (CP-2134) (TV-PG L, V)

 

 

 


 

--“AMERICA’S MOST WANTED”—(9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC

 

“AMERICA’S MOST WANTED” CONTINUES ITS PURSUIT OF JUSTICE

SATURDAY, OCTOBER 3, ON FOX

 

AMERICA’S MOST WANTED takes on the nation’s hottest crime issues. This crime-fighting program focuses on capturing fugitives, protecting victims and empowering citizens within the criminal justice system. The series also takes an in-depth look at laws that harm victims, champions the cause of lawmakers fighting to protect victims’ rights and presents news of recent captures, convictions and missing children cases. AMERICA’S MOST WANTED airs Saturday, Oct. 3 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (MW-2304) (TV-14 V)

 

Host: John Walsh

 

F

 

 

--“TALKSHOW WITH SPIKE FERESTEN”—(11:00 PM-Midnight ET/PT) CC

 

LOADS OF LATE-NIGHT LAUGHTER

ON “TALKSHOW WITH SPIKE FERESTEN”

SATURDAY, OCTOBER 3, ON FOX

 

Spike welcomes actor Dana Carvey and blogger Perez Hilton for a late-night chat. TALKSHOW WITH SPIKE FERESTEN will keep you on the edge of your seat with laughter with its fresh approach to the conventional late-night format by featuring celebrity guests, musical acts, eclectic performance pieces and irreverent comedy sketches, both inside the studio and out on the streets of Los Angeles on TALKSHOW WITH SPIKE FERESTEN airing Saturday, Oct. 3 (11:00 PM-Midnight ET/PT) on FOX. (SPK-320H) (TV-14 D, L)

 

Host: Spike Feresten

 

Guests: Dana Carvey, Perez Hilton

 


 

--“SIT DOWN, SHUT UP”—(Midnight-12:30 AM ET/PT) CC

 

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

IT’S WASHINGTON, D.C. OR BUST!

ON AN ALL-NEW “SIT DOWN, SHUT UP”

SATURDAY, OCTOBER 3, ON FOX

 

On a field trip to the nation’s capital, Sue Sezno ditches the teachers in order to testify in a Senate hearing. In an effort to prevent her from going on record stating Knob Haven High School is the worst school in the country, the staff splits up and races to stop her. Meanwhile, Ennis’s journey becomes personal when he decides to prove his bravery in the “Mr. Hofftard Goes to Washington” episode of SIT DOWN, SHUT UP airing Saturday, Oct. 3 (Midnight-12:30 AM ET/PT) on FOX. (SIT-110) (TV-14 D, L, S, V)

 

Voice Cast: Will Arnett as Ennis Hofftard; Jason Bateman as Larry Littlejunk; Will Forte as Stuart Proszakian; Tom Kenny as Happy; Tom Kenny as Interpreter; Nick Kroll as Andrew LeGustambos; Cheri Oteri as Helen Klench; Kenan Thompson as Sue Sezno; Henry Winkler as Willard Deutschebog; Kristin Chenoweth as Miracle Grohe

 

 

 

 

SUNDAY, OCTOBER 4

 

[EDITOR’S NOTE: Due to the preceding NFL football doubleheader, ‘TIL DEATH and BROTHERS will air on the West Coast only.]

 

--“’TIL DEATH”—(7:00-7:30 PM PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

 

THE PRODIGAL DAUGHTER RETURNS ON “‘TIL DEATH”

SUNDAY, OCTOBER 4, ON FOX

 

Eddie and Joy’s free-spirited daughter, Ally, returns from a trek in the Ecuadorian rainforest with her new husband, Doug. When Ally and Doug decide to set up camp in a trailer in the Starks’ backyard, they ultimately ruin Eddie’s plans for a Jacuzzi. Meanwhile, Eddie and Joy attempt to overcome their dislike of Doug and accept him as a member of the family in the “Doug and Ally Return” episode of ‘TIL DEATH airing Sunday, Oct. 4 (7:00-7:30 PM PT) on FOX. (TIL-402) (TV-14 D, L, S)

 

Cast: Brad Garrett as Eddie Stark; Joely Fisher as Joy Stark; Tim Sharp as Doug Von Stuessen; Lindsey Broad as Ally Stark

 

 

--“BROTHERS”—(7:30-8:00 PM PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

 

MIKE AND CHILL UNITE AGAINST A COMMON ENEMY

ON “BROTHERS” SUNDAY, OCTOBER 4, ON FOX

 

When another bartender at Trainors quits, it becomes apparent that business is suffering due to Mike and Chills inability to get along. Adele decides to unite her sons by making herself their enemy, and her plan is set into motion when she takes over the open bartending position and expands her role beyond serving drinks. Meanwhile, Coach enjoys his newfound freedom with Adele out of the house in the Mom at the Bar/Train Buddy episode of BROTHERS airing Sunday, Oct. 4 (7:30-8:00 PM PT) on FOX. (BTH-106) (TV-14 D, L)

 

Cast: Michael Strahan as Mike; Daryl Chill Mitchell as Chill; CCH Pounder as Adele; Carl Weathers as Coach

 

Guest Cast: Sasheen Padilla as Bambi; Jan Hoag as Mrs. Murphy; Tracey Ross as Chris; Rod Maiorano as Tommy; Gary Shapiro as Johnny Vegas; Weston Nathanson as John; Bunny Levine as Meg; Dov Davidoff as Max

 

 

 

--“THE SIMPSONS”—(8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

 

BART BECOMES THE TEACHER’S PET ON “THE SIMPSONS”

SUNDAY, OCTOBER 4, ON FOX

 

When Mrs. Krabappel confiscates student’s cell phones, the class, organized by Bart, decides to teach her a lesson by spiking her coffee and watching her make a drunken fool of herself. Principal Skinner fires Mrs. Krabappel and replaces her with a cool new teacher, Zachary Vaughn, who impresses Bart and his friends with a hip attitude and love of texting, blogging and using Twitter and Facebook. Torn by his affection for Mr. Vaughn, yet plagued by guilt, Bart makes his way to Skinner’s office to tell him the truth and get Mrs. Krabappel’s job back in the “Bart Gets a ‘Z’” episode of THE SIMPSONS airing Sunday, Oct. 4 (8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (SI-2015) (TV-PG D, L, V)

 

Voice Cast: Dan Castellaneta as Homer Simpson; Julie Kavner as Marge Simpson; Nancy Cartwright as Bart Simpson; Yeardley Smith as Lisa Simpson; Hank Azaria as Moe; Harry Shearer as Skinner; Pamela Haden as Milhouse; Tress MacNeille as Dolph

 

 


 

--“THE CLEVELAND SHOW”—(9:00-9:30 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

 

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

CLEVELAND TRIES TO WIN OVER HIS NEW KIDS

ON “THE CLEVELAND SHOW”

SUNDAY, OCTOBER 4, ON FOX

 

Cleveland tries to make inroads with his new stepdaughter Roberta by asking her to accompany him to the school’s father/daughter dance. The evening seems to be going smoothly until Cleveland has a mishap with the family pet and kills his chances of being accepted by his new kids in the “Da Doggone Daddy-Daughter Dinner Dance” episode of THE CLEVELAND SHOW airing Sunday, Oct. 4 (8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (CLE-102) (TV-14 D, L, V)

 

Voice Cast: Mike Henry as Cleveland Brown and Rallo Tubbs; Sanaa Lathan as Donna Tubbs; Kevin Michael Richardson as Cleveland Jr. and Lester; Nia Long as Roberta Tubbs; Seth MacFarlane as Tim

 

Guest Voice Cast: Jason Sudeikis as Holt

 

 

 

--“FAMILY GUY”—(9:00-9:30 PM ET/PT) CC

 

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

LOIS FINDS OUT SHE’S JEWISH ON “FAMILY GUY”

SUNDAY, OCTOBER 4, ON FOX

 

When Lois finds a lump on her breast, she goes to the doctor to test for cancer. The tests come back benign, but the doctor looks at her family medical history and reveals some news about Lois’ heritage. Peter takes to the family’s newfound faith eagerly, but when he is visited by the ghost of his father, he changes his tune. After a visit from an old friend sets him straight, Peter and Lois agree to go back to the way things were in the “Family Goy” episode of FAMILY GUY airing Sunday, Oct. 4 (9:00-9:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (FG-701) (TV-14 D, L, S, V)

 

Voice Cast: Seth MacFarlane as Peter Griffin, Stewie Griffin, Brian Griffin and Quagmire; Alex Borstein as Lois Griffin; Seth Green as Chris Griffin; Mila Kunis as Meg

 


 

--“AMERICAN DAD”—(9:30-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC

 

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

ROGER TAKES OVER HIS FANTASY ISLAND

ON “AMERICAN DAD” SUNDAY, OCTOBER 4, ON FOX

 

Stan has to convince the dictator of Isla Island to sign a treaty in order to get a promotion at work. When Stan meets the general and accidentally kills him, he gets Roger to pose as the leader of the small island nation. However, Roger takes his persona too far and Stan has to rescue him from an impending revolution. Meanwhile, Steve and Snot become competitive to see who can get farther with the other’s mom in the “Moon Over Isla Island” episode of AMERICAN DAD airing Sunday, Oct. 4 (9:30-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (DAD-415) (TV-14 D, L, V)

 

Voice Cast: Seth MacFarlane as Stan Smith and Roger the Alien; Wendy Schaal as Francine Smith; Rachael MacFarlane as Hayley; Scott Grimes as Steve; Dee Bradley Baker as Klaus

 

 

 

SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 20

 

 

--“AMERICAN DAD”—(7:00-7:30 PM ET/PT) CC

 

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

THE SKY IS FALLING ON “AMERICAN DAD”

SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 20, ON FOX

 

When Stan arrives late to a CIA nuclear drill and thinks it’s real, he moves the family to the mountains to survive the perceived apocalypse. Even after he realizes his error, he’s enjoying the attention from the family so much that he doesn’t tell them what’s really going on. However, when the family meets a mountain man and learns the truth, Stan has some explaining to do in the “An Apocalypse to Remember” episode of AMERICAN DAD airing Sunday, Sept. 20 (7:00-7:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (DAD-219) (TV-14 D, V)

 

Voice Cast: Seth MacFarlane as Stan Smith and Roger the Alien; Wendy Schaal as Francine Smith; Rachael MacFarlane as Hayley; Scott Grimes as Steve; Dee Bradley Baker as Klaus

  

 

--“THE SIMPSONS”—(7:30-8:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

 

THE FAMILY TRAVELS TO IRELAND WHERE HOMER AND GRAMPA

TRY TO SAVE GRAMPA’S FAVORITE PUB

ON “THE SIMPSONS” SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 20, ON FOX

 

Actor Colm Meaney (“Star Trek: Deep Space Nine”)

and Musicians Glen Hansard and Markéta Irglová (“Once”)

Make Guest-Voice Appearances

 

The Simpson family travels to Ireland to take Grampa to have one last beer at his beloved O’Flanagan’s Pub in Dunkilderry. However, when they arrive, the little town of Dunkilderry isn’t the quaint little Irish village that Grampa remembers. It has become a gentrified yuppie enclave filled with hipsters on laptops and Bluetooths, surrounded by swanky stores and coffee shops. When they track down O’Flanagan’s Pub, the bar is run down and nearly empty. After a few spirits, Homer and Grampa buy the pub from Tom O’Flanagan (guest voice Meaney), and they are left with trying to bring the bar back to life amidst an ultra-hip, hardworking and sober Irish town. With a little help from Moe, they find the perfect scheme to bring the pub back to life and put “Simpson & Son” on the map in the “In the Name of the Grandfather” episode of THE SIMPSONS airing Sunday, Sept. 20 (7:30-8:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (SI-2011) (TV-14 D, L, V)

 

Voice Cast: Dan Castellaneta as Homer Simpson; Julie Kavner as Marge Simpson; Nancy Cartwright as Bart Simpson; Yeardley Smith as Lisa Simpson; Hank Azaria as Moe; Harry Shearer as Flanders

 

Guest Voice Cast: Colm Meaney as Tom O’Flanagan; Glen Hansard as Street Musician; Marketa Irglova as Eastern European Woman

 

 

 

--“THE SIMPSONS”—(8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

 

BART AND LISA TRANSFER TO WAVERLY HILLS ELEMENTARY

ON “THE SIMPSONS” SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 20, ON FOX

 

Ellen Page (“Juno”) Guest-Voices

 

When Marge learns Springfield Elementary is the worst school in the state, she and Homer rent an apartment in the upscale Waverly Hills neighborhood so Bart and Lisa can attend a better school. Lisa is ostracized by the popular girls at Waverly Hills, so Bart uses his newly established bad boy image to impress the other students and increase Lisa’s popularity by telling everyone she is best friends with the pop star Alaska Nebraska (guest voice Ellen Page). However, when Alaska Nebraska comes to town, Lisa is left wishing Bart had never opened his big mouth. Meanwhile, Homer moves into the new Waverly Hills apartment to make it look like someone is living there, and he quickly gets used to the bachelor lifestyle in the “Waverly Hills 9-0-2-1-D’Oh” episode of THE SIMPSONS airing Sunday, Sept. 20 (8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (SI-2010) (TV-14 D, L, V)

 

Voice Cast: Dan Castellaneta as Homer Simpson; Julie Kavner as Marge Simpson; Nancy Cartwright as Bart Simpson; Yeardley Smith as Lisa Simpson; Hank Azaria as Moe; Harry Shearer as Flanders; Marcia Wallace as Mrs. Krabappel; Pamela Hayden as Milhouse; Tress MacNeille as Granny Clampet-type; Maurice Lamarche as City Inspector; Maggie Roswell as Miss Hover

Guest Voice Cast: Ellen Page as Alaska Nebraska

 

 

--“THE SIMPSONS”—(8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

 

HOMER PATROLS SPRINGFIELD’S BORDERS

ON “THE SIMPSONS” SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 20, ON FOX

 

When nearby Ogdenville’s economy crumbles due to tainted barley discovered in Krusty’s veggie burgers, the unemployed workers of Ogdenville flock to Springfield. After Mayor Quimby closes Springfield’s borders and enlists private citizens to help patrol them, Homer organizes a border patrol group in the “Coming to Homerica” episode of THE SIMPSONS airing Sunday, Sept. 20 (8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (SI-2012) (TV-PG D, L, V)

 

Voice Cast: Dan Castellaneta as Homer Simpson; Julie Kavner as Marge Simpson; Nancy Cartwright as Bart Simpson; Yeardley Smith as Lisa Simpson; Hank Azaria as Moe; Harry Shearer as Flanders; Pamela Hayden as Milhouse; Tress MacNeille as Manjula

 

--“FAMILY GUY”—(9:00-9:30 PM ET/PT) CC

 

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

BRIAN’S PLAN GOES UP IN SMOKE

ON “FAMILY GUY”

SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 20, ON FOX

 

After Brian gets thrown in the slammer for drug possession, he launches a campaign to legalize marijuana. Mayor West passes the law, and the whole town goes to pot on the “420” episode of FAMILY GUY airing Sunday, Sept. 20 (9:00-9:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (FG-616) (TV-14 D, L, S, V)

 

Voice Cast: Seth MacFarlane as Peter Griffin, Stewie Griffin, Brian Griffin, and Quagmire; Alex Borstein as Lois Griffin; Seth Green as Chris Griffin and Dylan; Mila Kunis as Meg Griffin; Mike Henry as Cleveland

  

--“AMERICAN DAD”—(9:30-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC

 

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

STEVE GOES NUTS ON “AMERICAN DAD”

SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 20, ON FOX

 

While researching George Washington Carver for a school research report, Steve uncovers a conspiracy that’s been going on since the Civil War. When the curator of the Smithsonian Peanut Museum reaches out to tell Steve the truth, he's mysteriously murdered, and Steve and Stan are tracked by a secret society that will stop at nothing to keep this scandal a secret in the "Black Mystery Month” episode of AMERICAN DAD airing Sunday, Sept. 20 (9:30-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (DAD-220) (TV-14 D, S, V)

 

Voice Cast: Seth MacFarlane as Stan Smith and Roger the Alien; Wendy Schaal as Francine Smith; Rachael MacFarlane as Hayley; Scott Grimes as Steve; Dee Bradley Baker as Klaus

 

MONDAY, SEPTEMBER 21

 

**2-HOUR SEASON PREMIERE**—“HOUSE”—(8:00-10:01 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

 

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

HOUSE SEEKS PSYCHIATRIC HELP

ON THE TWO-HOUR SEASON PREMIERE OF “HOUSE”

MONDAY, SEPTEMBER 21, ON FOX

 

Episode Directed by Executive Producer Katie Jacobs

 

Andre Braugher, Franka Potente and Lin-Manuel Miranda Guest-Star

 

House begins a detox program at Mayfield Psychiatric Hospital to get the vicodin out of his system in an attempt to control his hallucinations. House plans to leave the treatment facility once he is clean, but he is strong-armed into staying by his attending physician, Dr. Darryl Nolan (guest star Andre Braugher). Dr. Nolan agrees to write a recommendation to reinstate House’s medical license only if House agrees to further treatment. When House is moved to a new ward in the hospital, he develops a close relationship with his new roommate, Alvie (guest star Lin-Manuel Miranda), and Lydia (guest star Franka Potente), a frequent visitor who helps House bend the rules. House asks Alvie to help him uncover incriminating information about Dr. Nolan that would allow him to blackmail his way out of the treatment center and convinces Lydia to loan him her car to sneak out a delusional patient in an attempt by House to undermine Dr. Nolan’s course of treatment. But when devastating events ensue, House is humbled into reluctantly accepting help in “Broken,” the special two-hour season premiere episode of HOUSE airing Monday, Sept. 21 (8:00-10:01 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (HOU-601/602) (TV-14 D, L, S)

 

Cast: Hugh Laurie as Dr. Gregory House; Robert Sean Leonard as Dr. James Wilson

 

Guest Cast: Andre Braugher as Dr. Darryl Nolan; Franka Potente as Lydia; Megan Dodds as Dr. Beasley; Andrew Leeds as Dr. Medina; Lin-Manuel Miranda as Alvie; Derek Richardson as Freedom Master; Jack Plotnick as Hal; Curtis Armstrong as Richter; Artemis Pebdani as Diane; Angela Bettis as Susan; Ana Lenchantin as Silent Girl; Alex Desert as Jay-Bird; Dale E. Turner as Stomp; Sloan Robinson as Nurse Safer; Meghan K. Bradley as Nurse Valez; Harrison Forsyth as Ben

 
 

TUESDAY, SEPTEMBER 22

 

 

**2-HOUR EPISODE**—“HELL’S KITCHEN”—(8:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC

 

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

WHISTLER WHILE YOU WORK AND TWO TEAMS BECOME ONE

 ON A TWO-HOUR EPISODE OF “HELL’S KITCHEN”

TUESDAY, SEPTEMBER 22, ON FOX

 

Olympic Gold Medal-Winners Sasha Cohen and Jonny Moseley

Appear as Guest Judges

 

Gordon surprises the chefs with a glimpse into what could become their new home when he gives them a tour via satellite of The Araxi in Whistler, British Columbia, Canada. The chefs must then use 15 local ingredients that were flown in from Whistler to create three unique dishes. Guest judges for this challenge include Olympic gold medal-winning ice skater Sasha Cohen and skier Jonny Moseley. The winning team gets to dine with Mark Peel, owner and executive chef of Los Angeles eatery Campanile, while the losers must work on a local farm. Later in the episode, the remaining contestants join together to form one team, and Chef Ramsay pairs up the chefs for the “Taste It, Make It” challenge, in which they are asked to recreate a dish served in Gordon’s restaurants. The winners of the challenge take a special behind-the-scenes tour of the restaurant at The London West Hollywood and eat lunch with HELL’S KITCHEN Season Four winner Christina Machamer. Upon returning from their outing, the pair is given the cold shoulder by the remaining contestants, and once dinner service starts up, things go horribly wrong, and for the first time in six seasons, Gordon walks out of the kitchen! Don’t miss an all-new episode of HELL’S KITCHEN airing Tuesday, Sept. 22 (8:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (HK-610/611) (TV-14 D, L)

 

Cast: Gordon Ramsay

 

WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMBER 23

 

 

--“SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE”—(8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC

 

THE SEARCH FOR AMERICA’S FAVORITE DANCER MAKES A STOP

IN A NEW AUDITION CITY ON “SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE”

WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMBER 23, ON FOX

 

The hot summer sensation, SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE, continues its first all-new fall season! It’s time to pop, lock and drop in to the hottest original dance show featuring new contestants and the best and worst of auditions. See what happens when dancers skilled in everything from Hip-Hop, Krumping and Popping to Salsa, Jookin’ and Jive compete to be named America’s Favorite Dancer. In Season Six, producers travel across the country to Atlanta, Boston, Los Angeles, New Orleans, Phoenix and Salt Lake City auditioning dancers who represent the rhythm of America. See who struts into the producers’ hearts and who trips up on SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE airing Wednesday, Sept. 23 (8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (DAN-603) (TV-PG D, L)

 

Host: Cat Deeley

 

     

 

 

--“GLEE”—(9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

 

DISHONESTY IS THE BEST POLICY ON “GLEE”

WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMBER 23, ON FOX

 

Kurt takes center stage when he tries out for the football team in order to impress his dad. Sandy and Sue join forces to carry out their plans for destroying the Glee Club. Meanwhile, Quinn and Finn’s relationship is tested when they receive some life-changing news in the “Preggers” episode of GLEE airing Wednesday, Sept. 23 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (GLE-104) (TV-14 D, L, S)

 

Cast: Matthew Morrison as Will Schuester; Jessalyn Gilsig as Terri Schuester; Jane Lynch as Sue Sylvester; Lea Michele as Rachel Berry; Cory Monteith as Finn Hudson; Jayma Mays as Emma Pillsbury; Dianna Agron as Quinn; Chris Colfer as Kurt; Kevin McHale as Artie; Amber Riley as Mercedes; Mark Salling as Puck; Jenna Ushkowitz as Tina

 

Guest Cast: Stephen Tobolowsky as Sandy Ryerson; Iqbal Theba as Principal Figgins; Patrick Gallagher as Ken Tanaka

 


 

THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 24

 

--“BONES”—(8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

 

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

BOOTH AND BRENNAN INVESTIGATE THE MURDER OF A SECRET AGENT

ON “BONES” THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 24, ON FOX

 

Brennan and Booth investigate the body of a man murdered for the undisclosed contents of a briefcase. Early evidence leads the team to suspect secret operatives are at work, and their theories are supported when the liquefied remains of a CIA agent are discovered in the trunk of a car. When Brennan and Booth interrogate the CIA’s Assistant Director of Intelligence, they are left unsure of his allegiance to the U.S. Meanwhile, Brennan’s best-selling book leads to financial success and serves as a point of contention with Booth, and Jeffersonian intern Wendell (guest star Michael Grant Terry) loses his scholarship, leaving the team to look for alternative funding to keep him around in “The Bond in the Boot” episode of BONES airing Thursday, Sept. 24 (8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX (BON-502) (TV-14 V)

 

Cast: Emily Deschanel as Dr. Temperance Brennan; David Boreanaz as FBI Special Agent Seeley Booth; TJ Thyne as Dr. Jack Hodgins; Michaela Conlin as Angela Montenegro; Tamara Taylor as Dr. Camille “Cam” Saroyan; John Francis Daley as Dr. Lance Sweets

 

Guest Cast: Michael Grant Terry as Wendell Bray; Christopher B. Duncan as Arthur Rutledge; Michael Arden as Harold Prescott; Emily Foxler as Lena Brodsky; Riki Lindhome as Mandy Summers; Katherine Kamhi as Officer Lisa Kopek; J.J. Soria as Pedro Marquez

 

--“FRINGE”—(9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

 

A PERPLEXING CASE UNEARTHS THE UNTHINKABLE

AS CIRCUMSTANCES SURROUNDING OLIVIA INTENSIFY

ON “FRINGE” THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 24, ON FOX

 

A highway construction worker in rural Pennsylvania goes missing when he is mysteriously drawn into an underground tunnel filled with human remains. Meanwhile, back in the lab, Walter is attempting to simulate travel between realities on frogs. When it’s discovered that the disappearance in Pennsylvania is not an isolated incident, the Fringe team travels to the crime scene to dig up evidence in the “Night of Desirable Objects” episode of FRINGE airing Thursday, Sept. 24 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (FR-202) (TV-14 L, V)

 

Cast: Anna Torv as Olivia Dunham; Joshua Jackson as Peter Bishop; John Noble as Walter Bishop; Lance Reddick as Phillip Broyles; Kirk Acevedo as Charlie Francis; Blair Brown as Nina Sharp; Jasika Nicole as Astrid Farnsworth

 

Guest Cast: Charles Martin Smith as Sheriff C. Howard Golightly; John Savage as Andre Hughes; Raahul Singh as Doctor; Kevin Corrigan as Sam Weiss; Stefan Arngrim as Store Owner; Marc Baur as Pastor Lisburn; Roger Robinson as Father Kenzie

  

 

FRIDAY, SEPTEMBER 25

 

 

**1-HOUR SERIES PREMIERE**—“BROTHERS”—(8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

 

IT’S ALL RELATIVE AS FORMER NFL SUPERSTAR MIKE TRAINOR

IS FORCED TO MAKE A FRESH START UNDER HIS PARENTS’ ROOF

ON THE ONE-HOUR SERIES PREMIERE OF “BROTHERS”

FRIDAY, SEPTEMBER 25, ON FOX

 

Mike Trainor seemingly has it all – he’s a good-looking, wealthy and recently retired NFL player living the high life in New York City. With one phone call from his mom, Adele, Mike’s life changes in an instant. He comes home to Houston to find that his brother Chill, whose life changed drastically after a car accident left him in a wheelchair, is struggling to keep his restaurant afloat and that his father’s memory is not as sharp as it used to be. When Adele reveals everyone’s secrets, the family decides it’s time for a fresh start. Later, Mike’s date spends the night at his parents’ place propelling his mom, Adele, to set specific house rules for her very grown sons. As all the family members try to find their way living together again as adults, Mike and Chill are taken aback at their new assigned daily chores and strict limitations on overnight guests. Meanwhile, Coach forgets his and Adele’s anniversary and lands in the doghouse, forcing him to come up with a creative way to make it up to her in the “Pilot/House Rules-Anniversary” series premiere episode of BROTHERS airing Friday, Sept. 25 (8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (BTH-101/103) (TV-14 D, L, S)

 

Cast: Michael Strahan as Mike; Daryl Chill Mitchell as Chill; CCH Pounder as Adele; Carl Weathers as Coach

 

Guest Cast: Jazsmin Lewis as Monica; Shvona Lavette as Janine

  


 

**SEASON PREMIERE**—“DOLLHOUSE”—(9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

 

ECHO WEDS A MYSTERIOUS STRANGER

AND ADELLE MAKES A DEAL WITH AGENT BALLARD

ON THE SEASON PREMIERE OF “DOLLHOUSE”

FRIDAY, SEPTEMBER 25, ON FOX

 

Episode Written and Directed by Series Creator Joss Whedon

 

Jamie Bamber (“Battlestar Galactica”) Guest-Stars

 

Picking up a few months after the first season finale, Echo, who now sporadically remembers past “imprints” due to Alpha’s machinations, weds a wealthy and charismatic British businessmen tied to one of Agent Ballard’s open FBI cases. Dr. Saunders struggles with being an Active and makes Topher the target of her aggression, and Boyd mixes business with pleasure in a risky venture. Meanwhile, Adelle makes Ballard an offer he can’t refuse in “Vows,” the season premiere episode of DOLLHOUSE airing Friday, Sept. 25 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (DOL-201) (TV-14 D, L, S, V)

 

Cast: Eliza Dushku as Echo; Tahmoh Penikett as Paul Ballard; Olivia Williams as Adelle DeWitt; Harry Lennix as Boyd Langton; Fran Kranz as Topher Brink; Enver Gjokaj as Victor; Dichen Lachman as Sierra

 

Guest Cast: Amy Acker as Dr. Claire Saunders/Whiskey; Liza Lapira as Ivy; Jamie Bamber as Martin Klar; Alexis Denisof as Senator Daniel Perrin; Zoran Radanovich as Hugo Taubman

 

SATURDAY, SEPTEMBER 26

 

 

--“COPS: DAZED & CONFUSED #2”—(8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-In Stereo

 

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

VIOLENCE IS SERVED PIPING HOT

ON “COPS: DAZED & CONFUSED #2”

SATURDAY, SEPTEMBER 26, ON FOX

 

An officer in the Las Vegas Metropolitan Police Department follows up on a disturbance call from a local fast food restaurant to find a man with a bloody forehead who is a bit dazed and confused. Also in the episode, officers in the Palm Beach County (FL) Sheriff’s Department respond to a domestic violence call between a 52-year-old man and his elderly parents on an all-new COPS: DAZED & CONFUSED #2 airing Saturday, Sept. 26 (8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (CP-2204) (TV-PG L)

 

--“COPS: DAZED AND CONFUSED #1”—(8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC

 

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

INSTIGATORS LOSE TO INVESTIGATORS

ON “COPS: DAZED AND CONFUSED #1”

SATURDAY, SEPTEMBER 26, ON FOX

 

Police in King County, WA, respond to a disturbance call where an intoxicated suspect feels some liquid courage and wants to fight. In Minneapolis, an officer is forced to use a Taser on a man who describes himself as “lion.” In Las Vegas, police are called to investigate a battery charge as a woman tries to retrieve her mother’s belongings but ends up with more than she bargained for on COPS: DAZED AND CONFUSED #1 airing Saturday, Sept. 26 (8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (CP-2123) (TV-PG L, V)

 

 

--“AMERICA’S MOST WANTED”—(9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC

 

“AMERICA’S MOST WANTED” CONTINUES ITS PURSUIT OF JUSTICE

SATURDAY, SEPTEMBER 26, ON FOX

 

AMERICA’S MOST WANTED takes on the nation’s hottest crime issues. This crime-fighting program focuses on capturing fugitives, protecting victims and empowering citizens within the criminal justice system. The series also takes an in-depth look at laws that harm victims, champions the cause of lawmakers fighting to protect victims’ rights and presents news of recent captures, convictions and missing children cases. AMERICA’S MOST WANTED airs Saturday, Sept. 26 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (MW-2303) (TV-14 V)

 

Host: John Walsh

 

 

 


 

--“TALKSHOW WITH SPIKE FERESTEN”—(11:00 PM-Midnight ET/PT) CC

 

LATE NIGHT GETS SPIKED

ON “TALKSHOW WITH SPIKE FERESTEN”

SATURDAY, SEPTEMBER 26, ON FOX

 

Dr. Drew Pinsky of the syndicated radio show “Loveline” sits with Spike to talk about his cable series “Celebrity Rehab Presents Sober House.” Also, frontman for G. Love & Special Sauce, Garrett Dutton aka “G. Love,” stops by to do an acoustic performance on TALKSHOW WITH SPIKE FERESTEN airing Saturday, Sept. 26 (11:00 PM-Midnight ET/PT) on FOX. (SPK-319H) (TV-14 D, L)

 

Host: Spike Feresten

 

Guest: Dr. Drew Pinsky and G. Love

 

 

--“SIT DOWN, SHUT UP”—(Midnight-12:30 AM ET/PT) CC

 

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

IT’S WILLARD TO THE RESCUE

ON AN ALL-NEW “SIT DOWN, SHUT UP”

SATURDAY, SEPTEMBER 26, ON FOX

 

When a tropical storm threatens the town of Knob Haven, the high school gym is turned into an emergency shelter. Willard is left in charge of the school, which results in complete chaos as wild animals are let loose and Sue is knocked unconscious. When Miracle’s baby goes missing, Willard steps up to the plate and comes to her rescue in the all-new “Hurricane Willard” episode of SIT DOWN, SHUT UP airing Saturday, Sept. 26 (Midnight-12:30 AM ET/PT) on FOX. (SIT-109) (TV-14 D, L, S, V)

 

Voice Cast: Will Arnett as Ennis Hofftard; Jason Bateman as Larry Littlejunk; Will Forte as Stuart Proszakian; Tom Kenny as Happy; Tom Kenny as Interpreter; Nick Kroll as Andrew LeGustambos; Cheri Oteri as Helen Klench; Kenan Thompson as Sue Sezno; Henry Winkler as Willard Deutschebog; Kristin Chenoweth as Miracle Grohe

 

 

 

 


 

SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 27

 

 

**ENCORE AIRING**—“BROTHERS”—(7:00-8:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

 

IT’S ALL RELATIVE AS FORMER NFL SUPERSTAR MIKE TRAINOR

IS FORCED TO MAKE A FRESH START UNDER HIS PARENTS’ ROOF

ON “BROTHERS” SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 27, ON FOX

 

Mike Trainor seemingly has it all – he’s a good-looking, wealthy and recently retired NFL player living the high life in New York City. With one phone call from his mom, Adele, Mike’s life changes in an instant. He comes home to Houston to find that his brother Chill, whose life changed drastically after a car accident left him in a wheelchair, is struggling to keep his restaurant afloat and that his father’s memory is not as sharp as it used to be. When Adele reveals everyone’s secrets, the family decides it’s time for a fresh start. Later, Mike’s date spends the night at his parents’ place propelling his mom, Adele, to set specific house rules for her very grown sons. As all the family members try to find their way living together again as adults, Mike and Chill are taken aback at their new assigned daily chores and strict limitations on overnight guests. Meanwhile, Coach forgets his and Adele’s anniversary and lands in the doghouse, forcing him to come up with a creative way to make it up to her in an encore airing of the “Pilot/House Rules-Anniversary” episode of BROTHERS airing Sunday, Sept. 27 (7:00-8:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (BTH-101/103) (TV-14 D, L, S)

 

Cast: Michael Strahan as Mike; Daryl Chill Mitchell as Chill; CCH Pounder as Adele; Carl Weathers as Coach

 

Guest Cast: Jazsmin Lewis as Monica; Shvona Lavette as Janine

 

 

**SEASON PREMIERE**—“THE SIMPSONS”—(8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

 

SPRINGFIELD IS HOLDING OUT FOR A HERO

ON THE SEASON PREMIERE OF “THE SIMPSONS”

SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 27, ON FOX

 

Episode Co-Written and Guest-Voiced by Seth Rogen

 

Comic Book Guy casts Homer as the lead in “Everyman,” a feature film based on a new comic book superhero who possesses the ability to take on the powers of every superhero in every comic he touches. To whip Homer into superhero shape, the movie studio hires celebrity fitness trainer Lyle McCarthy (guest voice Rogen), but Homer has trouble sticking to his new healthy regimen in the “Homer the Whopper” episode of THE SIMPSONS airing Sunday, Sept. 27 (8:00-8:30 PM ET/ PT) on FOX. (SI-2013) (TV-14 D, L, S)

 

Voice Cast: Dan Castellaneta as Homer Simpson; Julie Kavner as Marge Simpson; Nancy Cartwright as Bart Simpson; Yeardley Smith as Lisa Simpson; Pamela Hayden as Milhouse; Tress MacNeille as Manjula

 

Guest Voice Cast: Seth Rogen as Lyle McCarthy

 

 

**SERIES PREMIERE**—“THE CLEVELAND SHOW”—(8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

 

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

IT’S GOOD-BYE, QUAHOG AND HELLO, STOOLBEND

ON THE SERIES PREMIERE OF “THE CLEVELAND SHOW”

SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 27, ON FOX

 

Everyone’s favorite soft-spoken neighbor, Cleveland Brown, is on the move after he decides it’s time for him and Cleveland Jr. to leave Quahog and go west. On their way to California, the duo makes a pit stop in Cleveland’s hometown of Stoolbend, VA, where he reunites with his old high school crush, Donna Tubbs. Although she comes with baggage in the form of a rebellious teenage daughter and a sharp-tongued 5-year-old son, Cleveland is still in love with Donna and is determined to start a new life in the “Pilot” series premiere episode of THE CLEVELAND SHOW airing Sunday, Sept. 27 (8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (CLE-101) (TV-14 D, L, S)

 

Voice Cast: Mike Henry as Cleveland Brown/Teenage Cleveland and Rallo Tubbs; Sanaa Lathan as Donna Tubbs/Teenage Donna; Kevin Michael Richardson as Cleveland Jr. and Lester; Nia Long as Roberta Tubbs; Seth MacFarlane as Tim, Peter, Brian and Stewie

 

Guest Voice Cast: Jason Sudeikis as Holt; Arianna Huffington as Arianna; Patrick Warburton as Joe; Alex Borstein as Lois; Seth Green as Chris; Mila Kunis as Meg; Jennifer Tilly as Bonnie; Jamie Kennedy as Federline Jones


 

**SEASON PREMIERE**—“FAMILY GUY”—(9:00-9:30 PM ET/PT) CC

 

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

BRIAN AND STEWIE GO ON A TRIP THAT’S OUT OF THIS WORLD

ON THE SEASON PREMIERE OF “FAMILY GUY”

SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 27, ON FOX

 

With the help of an out-of-this-world remote control, Stewie and Brian travel through alternate universes, including a post-apocalyptic world, a parallel world run by dogs where humans are pets and a “Robot Chicken”-like existence, in “Road to the Multiverse,” the season premiere episode of FAMILY GUY airing Sunday, Sept. 27 (9:00-9:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (FG-706) (TV-14 D, L, S, V)

 

Voice Cast: Seth MacFarlane as Peter Griffin, Stewie Griffin, Brian Griffin and Quagmire; Alex Borstein as Lois Griffin; Seth Green as Chris Griffin; Mila Kunis as Meg

  

**SEASON PREMIERE**—“AMERICAN DAD”—(9:30-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC

 

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

STEVE RELIVES THE VIETNAM WAR

ON THE SEASON PREMIERE OF “AMERICAN DAD”

SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 27, ON FOX

 

When Steve is selected to sing the national anthem at the Langley Falls Veterans’ Day celebration, he gets some heat from Stan who doesn’t think he’s ready for such an undertaking. Unimpressed with Steve’s vocal talents, Stan decides Steve needs to experience real war in order to sing about our country’s military prowess. But things quickly go south when Roger gets involved and Steve goes bananas in “In Country…Club,” the season premiere episode of AMERICAN DAD airing Sunday, Sept. 27 (9:30-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (DAD-420) (TV-14 D, L, V)

 

Voice Cast: Seth MacFarlane as Stan Smith and Roger the Alien; Wendy Schaal as Francine Smith; Rachael MacFarlane as Hayley; Scott Grimes as Steve and Frat Guy; Dee Bradley Baker as Klaus and Mild-Mannered Man

 

 

 

 

FOX ANNOUNCES PRIMETIME SLATE

FOR 2009-2010 SEASON

FOUR NEW COMEDIES, TWO NEW DRAMAS

AND ONE LATE-NIGHT SHOW JOIN SCHEDULE

RYAN MURPHY’S NEW COMEDY “GLEE”

TO PREMIERE IN FALL

AFTER UNPRECEDENTED PREVIEW EVENT TOMORROW NIGHT

NEW COMEDIES “BROTHERS”

AND “THE CLEVELAND SHOW” DEBUT IN FALL

NEW SATURDAY LATE-NIGHT ENTRY

“THE WANDA SYKES SHOW” (working title) SLATED FOR FALL LAUNCH

NEW ACTION DRAMA SERIES “HUMAN TARGET,”

MYSTERIOUS DRAMA “PAST LIFE”

AND COMEDY “SONS OF TUCSON” DEBUT MIDSEASON

“SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE” Returns in the Fall

“HUMAN TARGET” and “24” Premiere Sunday, January 17

Following NFC Divisional Playoff Game

New York (Monday, May 18, 2009) – Peter Rice, Chairman, Entertainment; and Kevin Reilly, President, Entertainment, Fox Broadcasting Company, today unveiled the FOX primetime schedule for the 2009-2010 television season to the national advertising community during its annual Programming Presentation at New York City Center.

“As the No.1 network for the last five years, FOX is the first place viewers go to connect with the stories and characters they love,” said Rice. “With next year’s slate of distinctive shows, we’re continuing to invest in creativity to give viewers the rich, emotional experience they can only get on television.”

Reilly added, “The strategic moves we made last year to build off of our biggest assets are paying off. We’ve created stability and consistently strong performance across the week. Next season, we’re bringing back two top-rated sophomore dramas and using our hits to introduce a broad and compelling slate of new shows that will make our air even more vibrant and alive.”


After a special preview event airing Tuesday, May 19 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT), GLEE, the distinctive new comedy from Ryan Murphy (“Nip/Tuck”) starring Jane Lynch (“The 40 Year Old Virgin”) and newcomers Matthew Morrison (Broadway’s “Hairspray”), Lea Michele (“Spring Awakening”) and Cory Monteith (“Kyle XY”), will enter its freshman year this fall. Combining biting humor with a soundtrack of hit music from past to present, the inventive series follows an optimistic high school teacher who – against all odds – attempts to restore McKinley High’s fading Glee Club to its former glory, while helping a group of underdogs realize their true star potential.

Two additional new comedies will premiere this fall. From the producers of FAMILY GUY, comes THE CLEVELAND SHOW. The new Sunday night animated comedy follows everyone’s favorite soft-spoken FAMILY GUY neighbor, CLEVELAND BROWN (Mike Henry), who moves with his son back to his hometown in Virginia and settles down with his high school sweetheart and her unruly kids. BROTHERS, starring Michael Strahan (“FOX NFL Sunday”) and Daryl “Chill” Mitchell (“Ed,” “Veronica’s Closet”), is a new half-hour comedy about a former big-city NFL hot shot who returns home to his family – and his mother’s house – to get his life back on track.

On Saturday, Nov. 7 (11:00 PM-Midnight ET/PT), late night will never be the same when Emmy Award winner Wanda Sykes returns to FOX to host THE WANDA SYKES SHOW (working title). The irreverent Saturday late-night series will feature Sykes’ outspoken comedic perspective on current events along with topical, high-energy roundtable discussions.

The new event drama, HUMAN TARGET, premieres with a special preview Sunday, Jan. 17 (8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) following the NFC Divisional Playoff game. HUMAN TARGET is a full-throttle, action-packed thrill ride from executive producers McG (“Terminator Salvation”) and Simon West (“Con Air,” “Tomb Raider”). Based on the popular DC Comics graphic novel and starring Mark Valley (FRINGE), Chi McBride (“Pushing Daisies”) and Academy Award nominee Jackie Earle Haley (“Watchmen”), the series follows CHRISTOPHER CHANCE (Valley), a unique private contractor who will stop at nothing – even if it means becoming a human target – to keep his clients alive.

The other drama for midseason is PAST LIFE, a fast-paced emotional thriller inspired by the book “The Reincarnationist.” The series stars Kelli Giddish (“All My Children”) as a gifted psychologist and Nicholas Bishop (“Home and Away”) as a former NYPD detective who work together to explore and unravel mysteries that must be solved in both the past and the present.

One new comedy is scheduled to premiere in midseason. From three-time Emmy Award winner Todd Holland (“Malcolm in the Middle”), the non-traditional family comedy SONS OF TUCSON stars Tyler Labine (“Reaper”) as a charming but wayward schemer hired by three young brothers whose father is in prison.

Summer sensation SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE moves to the fall with its sixth season. Hosted by Cat Deeley and featuring renowned judges Nigel Lythgoe and Mary Murphy, the original dance competition series will continue to inspire and amaze viewers as dancers skilled in styles ranging from hip-hop to ballroom compete to be named America’s Favorite Dancer.

It was also announced that the eighth season of 24 will return to the FOX schedule with a two-night, four-hour premiere as part of a special extended primetime on Sunday, Jan. 17 (9:00-11:00 PM ET/PT), immediately following the premiere of HUMAN TARGET. The next installment of the Emmy Award-winning series starring Kiefer Sutherland will unfold in New York City, amidst the shadows of the Statue of Liberty and the United Nations.

Other FOX series returning in 2009-2010 include: AMERICAN DAD, AMERICAN IDOL, AMERICA’S MOST WANTED, BONES, COPS, DOLLHOUSE, FAMILY GUY, FRINGE, HELL’S KITCHEN, HOUSE, KITCHEN NIGHTMARES, LIE TO ME, THE SIMPSONS and ‘TIL DEATH. Specials returning to the FOX schedule include: THE 41st NAACP IMAGE AWARDS, NEW YEAR’S EVE LIVE and TEEN CHOICE 2009.

[EDITOR’S NOTE: Gallery and episodic photos from all of our new and returning series are available at www.foxflash.com/2009-2010slate. Additionally, promotional video from our new series will be posted to www.foxflash.com at the conclusion of the FOX 2009 Programming Presentation at approximately 5:00 PM ET today.]

Following are the FOX primetime schedule for 2009-2010 and synopses of the new series:

FOX PRIMETIME SCHEDULE: FALL 2009

(All Times ET/PT)

MONDAY

8:00-9:00 PM HOUSE

9:00-10:00 PM LIE TO ME

TUESDAY

8:00-10:00 PM SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE Performance Show

WEDNESDAY

8:00-9:00 PM SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE Results Show

9:00-10:00 PM GLEE

THURSDAY

8:00-9:00 PM BONES

9:00-10:00 PM FRINGE

FRIDAY

8:00-8:30 PM BROTHERS

8:30-9:00 PM ‘TIL DEATH

9:00-10:00 PM DOLLHOUSE

SATURDAY

8:00-8:30 PM COPS

8:30-9:00 PM COPS

9:00-10:00 PM AMERICA’S MOST WANTED

11:00 PM-Midnight THE WANDA SYKES SHOW (working title)

Midnight-12:30 AM ANIMATION DOMINATION ENCORES

SUNDAY

7:00-8:00 PM THE OT (NFL post-game)

8:00-8:30 PM THE SIMPSONS

8:30-9:00 PM THE CLEVELAND SHOW

9:00-9:30 PM FAMILY GUY

9:30-10:00 PM AMERICAN DAD


FOX PRIMETIME SCHEDULE: MIDSEASON 2010

(All Times ET/PT)

MONDAY

8:00-9:00 PM HOUSE

9:00-10:00 PM 24

TUESDAY

8:00-9:00 PM AMERICAN IDOL Performance Show

9:00-10:00 PM PAST LIFE

WEDNESDAY

8:00-9:00 PM AMERICAN IDOL Results Show

9:00-10:00 PM HUMAN TARGET (January) / GLEE (spring)

THURSDAY

8:00-9:00 PM BONES

9:00-10:00 PM FRINGE

FRIDAY

8:00-8:30 PM BROTHERS

8:30-9:00 PM ‘TIL DEATH

9:00-10:00 PM DOLLHOUSE

SATURDAY

8:00-8:30 PM COPS

8:30-9:00 PM COPS

9:00-10:00 PM AMERICA’S MOST WANTED

11:00 PM-Midnight THE WANDA SYKES SHOW (working title)

Midnight-12:30 AM ANIMATION DOMINATION ENCORES

SUNDAY

7:00-7:30 PM ANIMATION DOMINATION ENCORES

7:30-8:00 PM AMERICAN DAD

8:00-8:30 PM THE SIMPSONS

8:30-9:00 PM SONS OF TUCSON

9:00-9:30 PM FAMILY GUY

9:30-10:00 PM THE CLEVELAND SHOW


2009-2010 FOX PRIMETIME SCHEDULE

NEW SERIES SYNOPSES

The following new comedies will premiere this fall on FOX:

GLEE

McKinley High School’s Glee Club used to be at the top of the show choir world, but years later, it has turned into a haven for misfits and social outcasts. But at McKinley, things for the Glee Club are about to change. From Ryan Murphy, the creator of “Nip/Tuck,” comes GLEE, an uplifting comedy musical series with biting humor that features a soundtrack of hit music from past to present. The show follows an optimistic high school teacher as he tries to refuel his own passion for singing while reinventing the school’s glee club and challenging a group of underdogs to realize their star potential. WILL SCHUESTER (Matthew Morrison) has offered to take on the Herculean task of restoring McKinley’s Glee Club to its former glory with the help of fellow teacher and germaphobe EMMA PILLSBURY (Jayma Mays). It’s a tall order when the brightest stars of the club include KURT (Chris Colfer), a nerdy soprano with a flair for the dramatic; MERCEDES (Amber Riley), a dynamic diva-in-training who refuses to sing back-up; ARTIE (Kevin McHale), a geeky guitarist who spends more time avoiding bullies than chasing girls; and TINA (Jenna Ushkowitz), an awkward girl who needs to suppress her stutter before she can take center stage. Will’s only hope lies with two true talents: RACHEL BERRY (Lea Michele), a perfectionist firecracker who is convinced that show choir is her ticket to stardom; and FINN HUDSON (Cory Monteith), the popular high school quarterback with movie star looks and a Motown voice who must protect his reputation with his holier-than-thou girlfriend and head cheerleader, QUINN (Dianna Agron), and his arrogant football teammate, PUCK (Mark Salling). Driven by his secret past, Will is determined to do whatever it takes to make Glee great again, even though everyone around him thinks he’s nuts. He’s out to prove them all wrong – from his tough-as-nails wife TERRI SCHUESTER (Jessalyn Gilsig) to McKinley’s scheming cheerleading coach SUE SYLVESTER (Jane Lynch) to an über-hip world that thinks jazz hands and sequined tuxedos litter the road to infamy rather than pave the way to Hollywood dreams.

PRODUCTION COMPANIES: 20th Century Fox Television, Ryan Murphy Television

EXECUTIVE PRODUCERS: Ryan Murphy, Brad Falchuk, Dante Di Loreto

CO-EXECUTIVE PRODUCERS: Ian Brennan, John Peter Kousakis

DIRECTOR: Ryan Murphy

CAST: Dianna Agron as Quinn, Chris Colfer as Kurt, Jessalyn Gilsig as Terri Schuester, Jane Lynch as Sue Sylvester, Jayma Mays as Emma Pillsbury, Kevin McHale as Artie, Lea Michele as Rachel Berry, Cory Monteith as Finn Hudson, Matthew Morrison as Will Schuester, Amber Riley as Mercedes, Mark Salling as Puck, Jenna Ushkowitz as Tina

THE CLEVELAND SHOW

THE CLEVELAND SHOW is a new animated series that follows everyone’s favorite soft-spoken neighbor, CLEVELAND BROWN (Mike Henry), to his hometown in Virginia as he settles down with his high school sweetheart, her unruly kids and his own 14-year-old son, CLEVELAND JR. (Kevin Michael Richardson). Many years ago, Cleveland was a high school student madly in love with a beautiful girl named DONNA (Sanaa Lathan). Much to his dismay, his love went unrequited, and Donna wound up marrying another man. Cleveland once told Donna he would always love her, and if this man ever done her wrong, he’d be there when she called. Well, this man done her wrong. Donna’s husband ran off, leaving Donna with a teenage daughter and a young son. Now she’s open to Cleveland and has offered him another chance at love. Unattached after the Loretta-Quagmire debacle and true to his word, Cleveland joyously reunites with Donna, and he and Cleveland Jr. move to Virginia to join their new family. Once in Virginia, there are a few surprises in store for Cleveland, including ROBERTA (Reagan Gomez-Preston), a rebellious new stepdaughter; RALLO (Henry), his new 5-year-old stepson who loves the ladies; and a collection of neighbors that includes a loudmouth redneck, LESTER (Richardson); a hipster wanna-be, HOLT (guest voice Jason Sudeikis); and a religious pair of talking bears, TIM (Seth MacFarlane) and his wife ARIANNA (guest voice Arianna Huffington).

PRODUCTION COMPANY: 20th Century Fox Television

CO-CREATORS/EXECUTIVE PRODUCERS: Seth MacFarlane, Rich Appel, Mike Henry

VOICE CAST: Mike Henry as Cleveland Brown, Rallo and others; Sanaa Lathan as Donna Tubbs;

Reagan Gomez-Preston as Roberta Tubbs; Kevin Michael Richardson as Lester and Cleveland Jr.

GUEST VOICES: Arianna Huffington as Arianna, Jason Sudeikis as Holt

BROTHERS

Starring Michael Strahan (“FOX NFL Sunday”) and Daryl “Chill” Mitchell (“Ed,” “Veronica’s Closet”), BROTHERS is a new half-hour comedy about a former NFL hot shot who learns that even though you can always go home again, the trip back might be tougher than you think. MIKE TRAINOR (Strahan) seemingly has it all – he’s a good-looking, wealthy and recently retired NFL player living the high-life in New York City, but he’s about to get sidelined. When Mike gets a phone call from his MOM (CCH Pounder, “The Shield”) who orders him home to Houston, he quickly realizes the more his life has changed, the more his family has stayed the same. His brother CHILL (Daryl “Chill” Mitchell), whose life was altered drastically after a car accident left him in a wheelchair, is struggling to keep his restaurant afloat with the help of his loudmouth associate, ROSCOE (Colton Dunn, “MADtv”). The dynamics between Mike and Chill are the same as when they were kids, and their sibling rivalry hasn’t lessened with age. If they can stop their bickering, put aside their differences and learn to be teammates, the brothers might just turn out to be each other’s biggest asset. Wedged between Mike and Chill are their parents. Their father, whom everyone refers to as COACH (Carl Weathers, “Rocky”), is the local high school football coach and the conservative, opinionated alpha male of his clan. Coach thinks he runs the show, but really it’s Mom who calls the shots. Saucy, stern and a schemer, she is the mastermind of the family. And when she learns that Mike’s business manager took off with all his money, she orchestrates a plan to keep Mike in Houston, save Chill’s restaurant and bring the family back together under one roof again – all without anyone realizing what she’s up to. Mom’s plan helps Mike realize that his family – however dysfunctional they may be – is the only family he’s got. And although he may not have a penny to his name, as long as he’s surrounded by people who love him, he’ll always be a rich man.

PRODUCTION COMPANIES: Sony Pictures Television; Tantamount Studios; Impact Zone Productions, Inc.

EXECUTIVE PRODUCERS: Eric Tannenbaum, Kim Tannenbaum, Mitch Hurwitz, Don Reo

DIRECTOR: Ted Wass

CAST: Michael Strahan as Mike, Daryl “Chill” Mitchell as Chill, CCH Pounder as Mom, Carl Weathers as Coach, Colton Dunn as Roscoe

The following new late-night series will premiere this fall:

THE WANDA SYKES SHOW (working title)

Emmy Award-winning actress, comedian and author Wanda Sykes returns to FOX to host the innovative and irreverent new Saturday late-night series, THE WANDA SYKES SHOW (working title). The high-energy one-hour show will feature biting commentary on topical issues and heated panel discussions with recurring personalities. The series’ unique format will highlight Sykes’ outspoken comedic perspective on current events and will also allow her to leave the studio to shoot segments in the field.

PRODUCTION COMPANY: Fox Television Studios

HOST: Wanda Sykes

The following new dramas are slated for a midseason launch:

HUMAN TARGET

It takes a brave, selfless man to make himself a “human target” in order to save the lives of those in danger. Based on the popular DC Comics graphic novel, HUMAN TARGET is a full-throttle action drama centered on CHRISTOPHER CHANCE (Mark Valley, FRINGE), a unique private contractor/security guard hired to protect. Call him what you like, because for Chance, it’s about one thing only: saving his clients’ lives. When there is an unusual or imminent threat that can’t be solved through “normal” means of protection, Chance is hired to completely integrate himself into his clients’ lives – to become the human target. If you’re a corporate manager whose disgruntled employee has gone violently off the deep end, Chance is your new auditor. If you’re the president of a bank who’s been tipped off to a potential heist, Chance is your unassuming bank teller. During each job, Chance, assisted by his business partner WINSTON (Chi McBride, “Pushing Daisies”) and hired gun GUERRERO (Jackie Earle Haley, “Watchmen”), puts himself directly in the line of fire as he races against time to save his client, while unraveling the truth behind the mission. With every new danger, Chance’s dark history will also unravel. Does anyone know who Christopher Chance really is, or what secrets lay buried in his past? What would make a man willingly become a HUMAN TARGET?

PRODUCTION COMPANIES: Bonanza Productions Inc., Wonderland Sound and Vision, DC Comics, Warner Bros. Television

EXECUTIVE PRODUCERS: Jon Steinberg, McG, Simon West, Brad Kern

CO-EXECUTIVE PRODUCER: Peter Johnson

DIRECTOR: Simon West

WRITER: Jon Steinberg

CAST: Mark Valley as Christopher Chance, Jackie Earle Haley as Guerrero, Chi McBride as Winston

PAST LIFE

Have you ever experienced déjà vu or met someone you thought seemed familiar? Do you believe in karma, fate or love at first sight? From writer David Hudgins (“Friday Night Lights”), and inspired by the book “The Reincarnationist” by M.J. Rose, comes PAST LIFE, a new drama series about an unlikely pair of past-life detectives who investigate whether what is happening to you today is the result of who you were before. DR. KATE MCGINN (Kelli Giddish, “All My Children”) is not your typical psychologist. Confident, outspoken and highly educated, she works at The Talmadge Center for Behavioral Health in New York City, a world-renowned institute dedicated to the study of the science of the soul. After experiencing a past-life regression in her 20s, Kate became a believer in reincarnation. Using regression therapy and her natural gift for reading people, Kate helps solve the mysteries of her troubled clients who suffer from present-day problems caused by past-life traumas. She believes there are levels of consciousness and explanations for human behavior that science can’t begin to explain. Accustomed to skeptics, but not bothered by them, Kate is an unapologetic believer and a force of nature who marches to the beat of her own drummer. Her partner, PRICE WHATLEY (Nicholas Bishop, “Home and Away”), is a different story. A former NYPD homicide detective, pragmatic and cynical, Price is a damaged soul who constantly battles grief and guilt over the accidental death of his wife. Price feels that Kate, though not certifiable, certainly operates on the fringes of science. It’s a volatile relationship, but with Price’s solid detective skills, and Kate’s penchant for out-of-the-box thinking, together they make a formidable, if somewhat dysfunctional, team. A fast-paced emotional thrill ride, each episode finds Price and Kate working with their colleagues to unravel a new mystery involving the past-lives of their clients. DR. MALACHI TALMADGE (Richard Schiff, “The West Wing”) is Kate’s mentor and the center’s namesake, an avuncular but gruff elder statesman who is a legend in the field of cognitive research. DR. RISHI KARNA (Ravi Patel, “Scrubs”) is the rookie of the group, a baby-faced therapist from Calcutta who loves bad American TV, Cuban jazz and driving everyone crazy.

PRODUCTION COMPANIES: Bonanza Productions Inc., Warner Bros. Television

EXECUTIVE PRODUCERS: David Hudgins, Lou Pitt

DIRECTOR: Deran Sarafian

WRITER: David Hudgins

CAST: Kelli Giddish as Dr. Kate McGinn, Nicholas Bishop as Price Whatley, Richard Schiff as Dr. Malachi Talmadge, Ravi Patel as Dr. Rishi Karna

The following new comedy is slated for a midseason launch:

SONS OF TUCSON

In the tradition of “Malcolm in the Middle” and “The Bernie Mac Show,” SONS OF TUCSON is a family comedy about three brothers who hire a charming, wayward schemer to stand in as their father when their real one goes to prison. What begins as a business relationship evolves into something more complex and compelling: a family unlike any we’ve ever seen. The three brothers find their dad-for-hire, RON SNUFFKIN (Tyler Labine, “Reaper”), at the local sporting good store. Ron will be forced to draw on a wide array of skills and a vast bag of tricks as he steps into the patriarch role to take care of the boys of the Gunderson family. ROBBY GUNDERSON (Davis Cleveland, “How I Met Your Mother”), 8, is a loose cannon who doesn’t respond well to authority; GARY GUNDERSON (Frank Dolce, “Doubt”), 11, is a bright and street-savvy leader who is every bit the con man his father is; and BRANDON GUNDERSON (Troy Gentile, “Entourage”), 13, is a gentle free spirit who simply goes along for the ride. MAGGIE MORALES (Natalie Martinez, “Saints & Sinners”), Robby’s second-grade teacher and the object of Ron’s affection, might just be the only stable figure in the lives of this quirky quartet. While SONS OF TUCSON is grounded in the day-to-day challenges of a single-parent home, nothing in the Gunderson household is quite what it seems. An ongoing chess match between Ron and the boys will keep both parties on their toes, as neither side can afford to give up too much power or independence.

PRODUCTION COMPANY: 20th Century Fox Television

EXECUTIVE PRODUCERS: Justin Berfield, Jason Felts, Harvey Myman, Todd Holland

DIRECTOR: Todd Holland

WRITERS: Tommy Dewey, Greg Bratman

CAST: Tyler Labine as Ron Snuffkin, Davis Cleveland as Robby Gunderson, Frank Dolce as Gary Gunderson, Troy Gentile as Brandon Gunderson, Natalie Martinez as Maggie Morales

-FOX-

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

SUNDAY, OCTOBER 26

 

[EDITOR’S NOTE 1: THE SIMPSONS, KING OF THE HILL, FAMILY GUY and AMERICAN DAD are preempted this night.]

[EDITOR’S NOTE 2: Local programming will air in primetime on the West Coast.]

 

**FOX SPORTS SPECIAL**—MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL—WORLD SERIES GAME #4—(8:00 PM-CC ET/5:00 PM-CC PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

 

FOX SPORTS PRESENTS WORLD SERIES GAME 4

SUNDAY, OCTOBER 26, ON FOX

 

FOX Sports presents exclusive coverage of Game 4 of the 2008 World Series live and in HD from the home stadium of the National League Champions. Play-by-play announcer Joe Buck and analyst Tim McCarver call the action. Exact teams and site are TBD for Game 4 of the World Series airing Sunday, Oct. 26 (8:00 PM-CC ET/5:00 PM-CC PT) on FOX. (SP-0915) (TV-N/A)

 

Contact: Eddie Motl  212-556-2486  eddie.motl@fox.com

 

 

 

MONDAY, OCTOBER 27

 

[EDITOR’S NOTE: If World Series Game #5 (SP-0919) is necessary, the baseball game will air live starting at 8:00 PM ET/5:00 PM PT replacing TERMINATOR: THE SARAH CONNOR CHRONICLES and PRISON BREAK, and local programming will air in primetime on the West Coast.]

 

--“TERMINATOR: THE SARAH CONNOR CHRONICLES”— (8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

 

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

A LOVE TRIANGLE EMERGES ON

“TERMINATOR: THE SARAH CONNOR CHRONICLES”

MONDAY, OCTOBER 27, ON FOX

 

After Cromartie kidnaps Charlie’s wife, Sarah and Derek are put to the test, as they must outwit him to ensure a safe rescue…but at what cost? Meanwhile, John is in his own sticky situation as he finds himself caught between Cameron and Riley in “The Mousetrap” episode of TERMINATOR: THE SARAH CONNOR CHRONICLES airing Monday, Oct. 27 (8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (SCC-205) (TV-14 L, S, V)

 

Cast: Lena Headey as Sarah Connor; Thomas Dekker as John Connor; Summer Glau as Cameron; Brian Austin Green as Derek Reese; Richard T. Jones as James Ellison; Garret Dillahunt as Cromartie; Shirley Manson as Catherine Weaver; Leven Rambin as Riley

 

Guest Cast: Dean Winters as Charley Dixon; Sonya Walger as Michelle Dixon; Busy Philipps as Kacy Corbin; Lisa Canning as News Anchor; William C. Mitchell as Pastor

 

For episodic photos and more information on this episode of TERMINATOR: THE SARAH CONNOR CHRONICLES, please visit http://foxflash.com/div.php/main/page?aID=1z2z2z227.

 

 

--“PRISON BREAK”—(9:00 PM-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

 

A DAY AT THE RACES PROVES ARRESTING FOR MAHONE;

GRETCHEN HAS A FAMILY REUNION; T-BAG PUTS THE PIECES TOGETHER;

AND WYATT TARGETS AGENT SELF

ON “PRISON BREAK” MONDAY, OCTOBER 27, ON FOX

 

Michael and the gang track a key card holder to a racetrack while Mahone gets caught with something invaluable. Gretchen has a family reunion, and Self lands on Wyatt’s radar. T-Bag begins to unravel Whistler’s code in the “Blow Out” episode of PRISON BREAK airing Monday, Oct. 27 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (PB-406) (TV-14 L, V)

 

Cast: Dominic Purcell as Lincoln Burrows; Wentworth Miller as Michael Scofield; Sarah Wayne Callies as Dr. Sara Tancredi; Amaury Nolasco as Fernando Sucre; William Fichtner as Alexander Mahone; Robert Knepper as Theodore “T-Bag” Bagwell; Wade Williams as Brad Bellick; Jodi Lyn O’Keefe as Gretchen; Michael Rapaport as Don Self

 

Guest Cast: Cress Williams as Wyatt; James Hiroyuki Liao as Roland Glenn; Shannon Lucio as Trishanne; Leon Russom as Pad Man; Dameon Clarke as Andrew Blaunder; Heather McComb as Emily; John Sanderford as Nathaneal Edison; Brian Poth as Brian Anderson

 

 

 

TUESDAY, OCTOBER 28

 

--“HOUSE”—(8:00-9:01 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

 

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

 THE TEAM TREATS A SLEEPWALKING PATIENT

EXPERIENCING UNEXPLAINED BLACKOUTS

AND CUDDY DECIDES TO ADOPT A NEWBORN BABY

ON “HOUSE” TUESDAY, OCTOBER 28, ON FOX

 

The team takes on the case of a dreary middle-aged man who has been experiencing unexplained recurring blackouts and time lapses. With possible diagnoses ranging from a stroke to a concussion to toxins from the consumer products he has been testing for work, they soon find that the man, who is raising his 12-year-old daughter on his own, has been experiencing intense sleepwalking spells. As the team tries to find out what he could be doing during his sleep to make himself sick, his condition continues to deteriorate and his daughter also falls gravely ill. Meanwhile, House finds out Cuddy is going to adopt a baby that is due in two weeks.  But when Cuddy meets the birth mother in person and notices a strange rash on her arm, Cuddy brings the mother to Princeton-Plainsboro where her condition worsens. Cuddy must take on the case as both a doctor and a potential mother, and she and the team are faced with a heart-wrenching decision that could risk either the birth mother’s or the baby’s life in the “Joy” episode of HOUSE airing Tuesday, Oct. 28 (8:00-9:01 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (HOU-506) (TV-14 L)

 


 

Cast: Hugh Laurie as Dr. Gregory House; Lisa Edelstein as Dr. Lisa Cuddy; Omar Epps as Dr. Eric Foreman; Robert Sean Leonard as Dr. James Wilson; Jennifer Morrison as Dr. Allison Cameron; Jesse Spencer as Dr. Robert Chase; Peter Jacobson as Dr. Chris Taub; Kal Penn as Dr. Lawrence Kutner; Olivia Wilde as Thirteen

 

Guest Cast: Salvator Xuureb as Jerry Harmon; Joanna Koulis as Samantha Harmon; Vanessa Zima as Becca; Janice Allen as Sadie; Bobbin Bergstrom as Nurse

 

 

--“FRINGE”—(9:01-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

 

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

UNLIKELY TRIO FORM PARTNERSHIP AND INVESTIGATE LINK BETWEEN

WILDLY ACCELERATED PREGNANCY AND “OLD” NEWBORN

ON “FRINGE” TUESDAY, OCTOBER 28, ON FOX

 

Our trio’s strange partnership begins as they investigate the mysterious death of a woman who conceives, carries to full-term and births a baby in the span of hours, and her baby who ages 80 years in a matter of minutes. As the bizarre and seemingly unexplainable occurrences are explored, quirky Dr. Bishop runs extensive testing in the lab; his reluctant son Peter endures his new role as his father’s keeper; and Olivia turns to Massive Dynamic Chief Operating Officer Nina Sharp for assistance in “The Same Old Story” episode of FRINGE airing Tuesday, Oct. 28 (9:01-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (FR-102) (TV-14 D, S, V)

 

Cast: Anna Torv as Olivia Dunham; Joshua Jackson as Peter Bishop; John Noble as Walter Bishop; Lance Reddick as Phillip Broyles; Kirk Acevedo as Charlie Francis; Mark Valley as John Scott; Blair Brown as Nina Sharp; Jasika Nicole as Astrid Farnsworth

 

Guest Cast: Derek Cecil as Christopher; Mark Blum as Dr. Penrose; Betty Gilpin as Loraine

 

 

 


 

WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER 29

 

[EDITOR’S NOTE 1: If World Series Game #6 (SP-0920) is necessary, the baseball game will air live starting at 8:30 PM ET/5:30 PM PT, replacing BONES and ‘TIL DEATH.]

[EDITOR’S NOTE 2: If World Series Game #6 (SP-0920) is necessary, the Obama program will air prior to the game in Eastern/Central time zones (8:00 PM ET/7:00 PM CT) and after the game in Mountain/Pacific time zones (approximately 10:00 PM MT/9:00 PM PT).]

[EDITOR’S NOTE 3: Local programming will air in primetime on the West Coast.]

 

**PAID POLITICAL PROGRAM**—“Barack Obama”—(8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

 

BARACK OBAMA PAID POLITICAL PROGRAM

WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER 29, ON FOX

 

The campaign of Democratic Presidential Candidate Barack Obama has purchased a paid half-hour program airing Wednesday, Oct. 29 (8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (SP-0925) (TV-N/A)

 

 

—“BONES”—(8:30-9:30 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

 

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

BRENNAN AND BOOTH UNRAVEL A CENTURIES-OLD LEGEND

TO SOLVE THE MURDER OF A YOUNG FILM STUDENT

ON “BONES” WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER 29, ON FOX

 

When the headless body of a young man, along with a video camera full of documentary footage, is discovered in the D.C.-area woods, Brennan and Booth are called in to identify the year-old remains and determine if a murder was committed. The body is proven to be that of University of Virginia film student Graham Hastings, who had disappeared a year before while making a documentary about the local legend of a woman thought to be a witch who beheaded anyone who dared to look for her. In a mysteriously parallel set of circumstances, Brennan and the team find that Graham was beheaded by an axe. After examining the dark, chaotic and choppy footage from Graham’s camera, Brennan and Booth learn that two other people – Graham’s girlfriend Lori and fellow classmate Brian – were in the woods with Graham on the night of his disappearance. DNA on the axe used to murder Graham leads a shocking revelation of the killer’s identity. Meanwhile, Brennan befriends Graham’s brother, Will, when she finds out that he, too, was an orphan, but the friendship quickly dissolves when the truth behind his brother’s murder is uncovered in “The Headless Witch in the Woods” episode of BONES airing Wednesday, Oct. 29 (8:30-9:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (BON-210) (TV-14 L, V)

 

Cast: Emily Deschanel as Dr. Temperance Brennan; David Boreanaz as FBI Special Agent Seeley Booth; TJ Thyne as Dr. Jack Hodgins; Michaela Conlin as Angela Montenegro; Eric Millegan as Zack Addy; Tamara Taylor as Dr. Camille “Cam” Saroyan

 

Guest Cast: Kristoffer Polaha as Will Hastings; Jake Richardson as Brian Andrews; Michael Trevino as Graham Hastings; Amanda Fuller as Lori Mueller; Terrell Clayton as Doug Edison; Joshua Leonard as Nate Gibbons; Angel Oquendo as Nurse; Kip Garwood as Young Man

 

For episodic photos and more information on this episode of BONES, please visit http://foxflash.com/div.php/main/page?aID=1z2z2z43.

 

Contact: Kim Kurland  310-369-2415  kim.kurland@fox.com

 


 

--“’TIL DEATH”—(9:30-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

 

EDDIE BREATHES EASY ON “‘TIL DEATH”

WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER 29, ON FOX

 

After Eddie gets treatment for his sleep apnea and stops snoring, Joy realizes that she relied on his annoying snoring habit to help her get to sleep in the all-new “Snore Loser” episode of ‘TIL DEATH airing Wednesday, Oct. 29 (9:30-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (TIL-307) (TV-PG D, L)

 

Cast: Brad Garrett as Eddie, Joely Fisher as Joy; JB Smoove as Kenny

 

Guest Cast: Alison Laplaca as Beth; Joe Manganiello as Stu; Bill Fox as Lawyer; Carol Ann Susi as Marjorie Putnam; Natasha Leggero as Sandy; Jeremy Guskin as Raj; Mookie Barker as Mr. Putnam

 

 

[EDITOR’S NOTE 4: TIL-307 replaces the previously announced episode of ‘TIL DEATH.]

 

 

 

THURSDAY, OCTOBER 30

 

[EDITOR’S NOTE 1: If World Series Game #7 (SP-0921) is necessary, the baseball game will air live starting at 8:00 PM ET/5:00 PM PT, replacing both episodes of KITCHEN NIGHTMARES, and local programming will air in primetime on the West Coast.]

[EDITOR’S NOTE 2: KITCHEN NIGHTMARES at 8:00 PM (KN-102) replaces the previously announced episode of HOLE IN THE WALL.]

 

**TIME PERIOD PREMIERE**—“KITCHEN NIGHTMARES”— Lela’s—(8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC

 

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

CHEF RAMSAY VISITS LELA’S IN POMONA, CA,

ON “KITCHEN NIGHTMARES”

THURSDAY, OCTOBER 30, ON FOX

 

Chef Gordon Ramsay visits Pomona, CA, to try to rev up business for Lela’s, an upscale restaurant in desperate need of clientele. When Gordon gets in the kitchen and starts criticizing the menu items, the executive chef is less than thrilled and they have a showdown in front of the entire staff. Find out if the changes stick and if Lela stands for this type of behavior in her restaurant in the “Lela’s” episode of KITCHEN NIGHTMARES airing Thursday, Oct. 30 (8:00-9:00 ET/PT) on FOX. (KN-102) (TV-14 L)

 

Cast: Head Chef Gordon Ramsay

  

 

--“KITCHEN NIGHTMARES”—“J Willy’s”—(9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC

 

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

CHEF GORDON RAMSAY TRIES TO GIVE

J WILLY’S A FRESH START

ON “KITCHEN NIGHTMARES”

THURSDAY, OCTOBER 30, ON FOX

 

The owners of J Willy’s Bar & Grille in South Bend, IN, are in $1.2 million in debt and have called in Chef Gordon Ramsay in hopes that he can help give them a fresh start. With no one running the kitchen, most of the fare is straight from the freezer or out of a can. To start fresh, Gordon challenges the staff to spend the night cleaning out the kitchen and throwing away all the rotten food lurking in the coolers. The next morning, Gordon brings in fresh ingredients and teaches the cooks how to make various dishes that will be featured at that night’s dinner service. However, when the inexperienced cooks get flustered, the kitchen spirals out of control and brings one customer to tears. Find out if Gordon will be able to bring the restaurant up to his standards or if J Willy’s will be forced to close their doors forever on KITCHEN NIGHTMARES airing Thursday, Oct. 30 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (KN-117) (TV-14 L)

 

Cast: Head Chef Gordon Ramsay

 

 

FRIDAY, OCTOBER 31

 

--“ARE YOU SMARTER THAN A 5TH GRADER?”—(8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC

 

A BOSTON CELTICS FAN GOES FOR A SLAM DUNK

ON “ARE YOU SMARTER THAN A 5th GRADER?”

FRIDAY, OCTOBER 31, ON FOX

 

A die-hard Boston Celtics fan takes center stage in attempt to pass and slam-dunk the test on this atypical game show that tests adults’ lack of knowledge as revealed by how much they’ve forgotten since elementary school. When the Celtics Dancers make a surprise appearance, concentration will be key as this contestant goes for a perfect score to win the $1 million-dollar goal. Also up for the 5th grader challenge is the reigning Miss Plus America on an all-new ARE YOU SMARTER THAN A 5th GRADER? airing Friday, Oct. 31 (8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (AYS-309) (TV-PG)

 

Host: Jeff Foxworthy

 


 

--“DON’T FORGET THE LYRICS!”— (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC

 

WILL A SINGING POSTMAN DELIVER THE RIGHT WORDS?

FIND OUT ON “DON’T FORGET THE LYRICS!”

FRIDAY, OCTOBER 31, ON FOX

 

The night gets started with a singing postman who is reunited with a loved one for one of the shows most emotional moments yet. But even with the help of his back-ups, will he be able to deliver the correct lyrics? Also in it to win it is a vocal coach from Flushing, NY, who moonlights as a dinner-theatre star. Will this “Soprano” belt out the correct missing lyric or freeze under pressure? Wayne Brady hosts DON’T FORGET THE LYRICS! airing Friday, Oct. 31 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (LYR-141) (TV-PG)

 

Host: Wayne Brady

 

SATURDAY, NOVEMBER 1

 

--“COPS: MORONS ON PARADE”—(8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) CC

 

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

OFFICERS OUTSMART CRIMINALS

ON “COPS: MORONS ON PARADE”

SATURDAY, NOVEMBER 1, ON FOX

 

The adrenaline starts surging on this episode when deputies in Rancho Cucamonga, CA, respond to a “shots fired” call and discover a suspect who tries to play dumb. Also featured are deputies in Las Vegas, NV, rushing to the scene of a domestic-disturbance call to sort out a lovers quarrel. Deputies in San Diego, CA, are dispatched to assist in detaining an armed suspect on an all-new COPS: MORONS ON A PARADE airing Saturday, Nov. 1 (8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (CP-2108) (TV-PG L)

 

 

--“COPS: STUPID CRIMINALS #3 SPECIAL EDITION”—(8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC

 

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

COUPLE INTERRUPTED DURING

INTIMATE MOMENT STIMULATES VIOLENCE

ON “COPS: STUPID CRIMINALS #3 SPECIAL EDITION”

SATURDAY, NOVEMBER 1, ON FOX

 

When officers in Kansas City, MO, pursue a vehicle driven by a homicide suspect, the chase comes to climatic conclusion when the car careens into a gas station. In Rialto, CA, officers respond to a domestic-violence call involving an angry woman hammering her man for not having enough respect for their intimacy. An officer and his K-9 partner in Sacramento, CA, track an extremely drunk driver on “COPS: STUPID CRIMINALS #3 SPECIAL EDITION” airing Saturday, Nov. 1 (8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (CP-2015) (TV-PG L)

 

 

--“AMERICA’S MOST WANTED: AMERICA FIGHTS BACK”—(9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC

 

“AMERICA’S MOST WANTED: AMERICA FIGHTS BACK”

SEARCHES FOR LOS ANGELES SERIAL KILLER

SATURDAY, NOVEMBER 1, ON FOX

 

From Los Angeles, AMERICA’S MOST WANTED: AMERICA FIGHTS BACK looks for a serial killer that has been dubbed “The Grim Sleeper.” Since 1985, police have linked the killer through ballistics and DNA to 12 victims. Oddly, there were no victims between 1988 and 2001. However, the killer has resurfaced, killing his most recent victim in January 2007. One person survived an attack, and she will be interviewed during the AMW broadcast. John Walsh also sits down with LAPD Chief William Bratton who is determined to bring this killer to justice and provide answers to the families of the victims on this special edition of AMERICA’S MOST WANTED: AMERICA FIGHTS BACK airing Saturday, Nov. 1 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (MW-2207) (TV-14 V)

 

Host: John Walsh

  

 


 

--“MADtv”—(11:00 PM-Midnight ET/PT) CC

 

NE-YO BRINGS HIS MOVES TO LATE-NIGHT

ON “MADtv” SATURDAY, NOVEMBER 1, ON FOX

 

R&B singer Ne-Yo guest-stars on MADtv when he plays an amorous anchorman with a penchant for pasta in a sketch titled “Flirty News. Johnny Sanchez returns as liquor store owner Farhid, who incorrectly guesses which customers are voting for which presidential candidate on an all-new episode of MADtv airing Saturday, Nov. 1 (11:00 PM-Midnight ET/PT) on FOX. (MD-1405) (TV-14 D, L)

                                               

Cast: Crista Flanagan, Keegan-Michael Key, Bobby Lee, Arden Myrin, Nicole Parker, Johnny Sanchez, Erica Ash, Eric Price, Lauren Pritchard and Matt Braunger

 

Guest Cast: Ne-Yo

 

 

--“TALKSHOW WITH SPIKE FERESTEN”—(Midnight-12:30 AM ET/PT) CC

 

CRAIG ROBINSON STAYS UP LATE

ON “TALKSHOW WITH SPIKE FERESTEN”

SATURDAY, NOVEMBER 1, ON FOX

 

Actor and stand-up comedian Craig Robinson sits to chat with Spike about his star role in the new film “Zack and Miri Make a Porno” written and directed by Kevin Smith also starring Seth Rogen and Elizabeth Banks on an all-new episode of TALKSHOW WITH SPIKE FERESTEN airing Saturday, Nov. 1 (Midnight-12:30 AM ET/PT) on FOX. (SPK-306) (TV-14 D, L)

 

Host: Spike Feresten

 

Guest: Craig Robinson

 

 

 

 


 

SUNDAY, NOVEMBER 2

 

[EDITOR’S NOTE: Due to the preceding NFL doubleheader, KING OF THE HILL at 7:00 PM and 7:30 PM will air on the West Coast only.]

 

--“KING OF THE HILL”—(7:00-7:30 PM PT) CC

 

BOBBY, BOATS AND BATS….OH MY!

 ON “KING OF THE HILL”

SUNDAY, NOVEMBER 2, ON FOX

 

Hank and Bobby get in some father/son bonding time when Hank dumps the old team of Dale, Bill and Boomhauer to help Bobby in a boat-building competition. During the building process, Hank gets spooked by bats that invade the construction garage, forcing Bobby to do the building all alone in the “It Came From the Garage” episode of KING OF THE HILL airing Sunday, May 11 (7:00-7:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (KH-1212) (TV-PG L)

 

Voice Cast: Mike Judge as Hank Hill & Boomhauer; Kathy Najimy as Peggy Hill; Pamela S. Adlon as Bobby Hill; Brittany Murphy as Luanne; Tom Petty as Lucky; Johnny Hardwick as Dale; Stephen Root as Bill

 

 

--“KING OF THE HILL”—(7:30-8:00 PM PT) CC

 

LUCKY GETS THROWN BEHIND BARS ON

 “KING OF THE HILL”

SUNDAY, NOVEMBER 2, ON FOX

 

Luanne’s long lost father and Peggy's brother Hoyt (guest voice Johnny Knoxville) returns to Arlen.  He has been incarcerated for years and is now a free man.  He turns to his daughter and sister for guidance and a little bit of dough.  Once Peggy denies him he takes life into his own hands and robs a store for cash. Meanwhile, Luanne's husband Lucky (guest voice Tom Petty), turns to Hank for some insight on how to become a better man for his child on the way and realizes that maybe taking the blame for Hoyt’s crime would be a great way to step it up in the “Life: A Losers Manual” episode of KING OF THE HILL airing Sunday, Nov. 2 (7:30-8:00 PM PT) on FOX. (KH-1213) (TV-PG D) 

 

Voice Cast: Mike Judge as Hank Hill & Boomhauer; Kathy Najimy as Peggy Hill; Pamela S. Adlon as Bobby Hill; Brittany Murphy as Luanne; Tom Petty as Lucky; Johnny Hardwick as Dale; Stephen Root as Bill

 

Guest Voice:  Johnny Knoxville as Hoyt

 

 

 

--“THE SIMPSONS”—(8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) CC

 

THE SIMPSONS SCARE IN STYLE IN THE ANNUAL

“TREEHOUSE OF HORROR” FRIGHTFEST

ON “THE SIMPSONS” SUNDAY, NOVEMBER 2, ON FOX

 

Three chilling tales of Halloween horror unwind in THE SIMPSONS annual “Treehouse of Horror” Halloween special. First, Homer kills off celebrities so their likenesses can be exploited free-of-charge in “How to Get Ahead in Dead-Vertising.” Next, Transformer-like robots duke it out in Springfield in “Untitled Robot Parody.” And in “It’s the Grand Pumpkin, Milhouse,” Lisa accompanies Milhouse to a pumpkin patch to await the appearance of the Grand Pumpkin, but when he finally appears, the Grand Pumpkin goes on a rampage to avenge all the pumpkins carved and tortured in the name of Halloween. Also, the highly-anticipated episode opener features Homer Simpson as he attempts to cast his ballot for the 2008 Presidential election with a deadly twist in the “Treehouse of Horror XIX” episode of THE SIMPSONS airing Sunday, Nov. 2 (8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (SI-1916) (TV-PG D, L, S, V)

 

Voice Cast: Dan Castellaneta as Homer Simpson; Julie Kavner as Marge Simpson; Nancy Cartwright as Bart Simpson; Yeardley Smith as Lisa Simpson; Hank Azaria as Moe; Harry Shearer as Skinner; Pamela Haden as Milhouse; Tress MacNeille as Dolph

 

 

 

--“KING OF THE HILL”—(8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC

 

MAKE WAY FOR MYSPACE

ON “KING OF THE HILL”

SUNDAY, NOVEMBER 2, ON FOX

 

To boost business, Strickland Propane creates a MySpace page despite Hank’s bad feelings about the idea. Mr. Strickland gives Donna full responsibility over the page, but when she goes overboard and posts personal videos and information, it creates tension between the employees in the all-new “Lost in Myspace” episode of KING OF THE HILL airing Sunday, Nov. 2 (8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (KH-1214) (TV-PG L, V)

 

Voice Cast: Mike Judge as Hank Hill and Boomhauer; Kathy Najimy as Peggy Hill; Pamela S. Adlon as Bobby Hill; Brittany Murphy as Luanne; Tom Petty as Lucky; Johnny Hardwick as Dale; Stephen Root as Bill

 

 


 

--“FAMILY GUY”—(9:00-9:30 PM ET/PT) CC

 

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

STEWIE GETS LEFT BEHIND

ON “FAMILY GUY”

SUNDAY, NOVEMBER 2, ON FOX

 

Peter wins a year of unlimited gas, and Brian suggests that the family use the funds to take a road trip to the Grand Canyon.  So the Griffins pack up the car and hit the road, but leave some very precious cargo at home. When the family finally realizes that they have left behind one of their own, it’s a mad, explosive, hilarious dash back to Quahog on the “Baby Not On Board” episode of FAMILY GUY airing Sunday, Nov. 2 (9:00-9:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (FG-607) (TV-14 D, L, S, V)

 

Voice Cast: Seth MacFarlane as Peter Griffin, Stewie Griffin, Brian Griffin, and Quagmire; Alex Borstein as Lois Griffin; Seth Green as Chris Griffin and Dylan; Mila Kunis as Meg Griffin; Mike Henry as Cleveland

 

 

 

--“AMERICAN DAD”—(9:30-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC

 

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

ALL IS FAIR IN LOVE AND WAR

ON “AMERICAN DAD”

SUNDAY, NOVEMBER 2, ON FOX

 

Stan becomes jealous when he finds out Francine was once engaged to a pilot whose plane crashed. Little does she know that her lost love is still alive, but Stan and Roger track him down, Francine is forced to decide between the two men on the "Choosy Wives Choose Smith” episode of AMERICAN DAD airing Sunday, Nov. 2 (9:30-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (DAD-315) (TV-14 D, L, V)

 

Voice Cast: Seth MacFarlane as Stan Smith and Roger the Alien; Wendy Schaal as Francine Smith; Rachael MacFarlane as Hayley; Scott Grimes as Steve; Dee Bradley Baker as Klaus

 

 

 

 

 

SUNDAY, OCTOBER 12

 

[EDITOR’S NOTE 1: THE SIMPSONS, KING OF THE HILL, FAMILY GUY and AMERICAN DAD are preempted this night.]

[EDITOR’S NOTE 2: Local programming will air in primetime on the West Coast.]

 

**FOX SPORTS SPECIAL**—MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL—NLCS GAME #3—(8:00 PM-CC ET/5:00 PM-CC PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

 

FOX SPORTS PRESENTS

NATIONAL LEAGUE CHAMPIONSHIP SERIES ACTION

SUNDAY, OCTOBER 12, ON FOX

 

FOX Sports presents live HD coverage of Major League Baseball’s 2008 postseason with Game 3 of the National League Championship Series. Teams, sites and broadcasters TBA. The game airs Sunday, Oct. 12 (8:00 PM-CC ET/5:00 PM-CC PT) on FOX. (SP-0910) (TV-N/A)

 

 

MONDAY, OCTOBER 13

 

[EDITOR’S NOTE 1: TERMINATOR: THE SARAH CONNOR CHRONICLES and PRISON BREAK are preempted this night.]

[EDITOR’S NOTE 2: Local programming will air in primetime on the West Coast.]

 

**FOX SPORTS SPECIAL**—MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL—NLCS GAME #4—(8:00 PM-CC ET/5:00 PM-CC PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

 

FOX SPORTS PRESENTS

NATIONAL LEAGUE CHAMPIONSHIP SERIES ACTION

MONDAY, OCTOBER 13, ON FOX

 

FOX Sports presents live HD coverage of Major League Baseball’s 2008 postseason with Game 4 of the National League Championship Series. Teams, sites and broadcasters TBA. The game airs Monday, Oct. 13 (8:00 PM-CC ET/5:00 PM-CC PT) on FOX. (SP-0911) (TV-N/A)

 

 

TUESDAY, OCTOBER 14

 

 

--“HOUSE”—(8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

 

HOUSE GETS BACK TO HIS ROOTS

AND A PATIENT FALLS ILL SEARCHING FOR HER OWN

ON “HOUSE” TUESDAY, OCTOBER 14, ON FOX

 

When House receives word that his father has passed away, he brushes off the news and dismisses the idea of going to the funeral. However, he is soon coerced into going despite his strongest protests. Back at Princeton-Plainsboro, the team encounters the case of a young woman adopted by American parents who collapsed while in China looking for her birth parents. With House en route to his father’s funeral, he must work with the team to diagnose the woman via cell phone while on the road. The team runs through possible diagnoses and various genetic disorders, but when House’s phone dies, the team must decipher what House was trying to tell them before the girl’s condition deteriorates. Meanwhile, the back story of how House and Wilson met for the first time is revealed in the “Birthmarks” episode of HOUSE airing Tuesday, Oct. 14 (8:00-9:00 PM ET/ PT) on FOX. (HOU-504) (TV-14 D, L)

 

Cast: Hugh Laurie as Dr. Gregory House; Lisa Edelstein as Dr. Lisa Cuddy; Omar Epps as Dr. Eric Foreman; Robert Sean Leonard as Dr. James Wilson; Jennifer Morrison as Dr. Allison Cameron; Jesse Spencer as Dr. Robert Chase; Peter Jacobson as Dr. Chris Taub; Kal Penn as Dr. Lawrence Kutner; Olivia Wilde as Thirteen

 

Guest Cast: Diane Baker as Blythe House; R. Lee Ermey as John House; Samantha Quan as Nicole; Scott Paulin as Bob; Christine Healy as Janice; Jack Conley as Sheriff Costello; Ho-Kwan Tse as Fang Dong Wen; Raymond Ma as Wu Zheng; Esther Kwan as Wu An Lan; Jonathan Palmer as Minister; Bobbin Bergstrom as Nurse

 

 

 

--“FRINGE”—(9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

 

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

DR. BISHOP AND BIRDS OF A FEATHER FLOCK TOGETHER

WHEN MAN’S ENERGY HAS DRASTIC, DEADLY EFFECTS

ON “FRINGE” TUESDAY, OCTOBER 14, ON FOX

 

When it’s discovered that a rather simple man has the ability to harness electricity, dangerous and deadly occurrences follow, and our unlikely trio investigates this super-charged oddity. Meanwhile, Olivia has a high-voltage encounter of a different kind when she is rocked by a blast from her past, and Dr. Bishop turns to his feathered friends and enlists homing pigeons to help him break the case in the “Power Hungry” episode of FRINGE airing Tuesday, Oct. 14 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (FR-105) (TV-14 L, V)

 


 

Cast: Anna Torv as Olivia Dunham; Joshua Jackson as Peter Bishop; John Noble as Walter Bishop; Lance Reddick as Phillip Broyles; Kirk Acevedo as Charlie Francis; Mark Valley as John Scott; Blair Brown as Nina Sharp; Jasika Nicole as Astrid Farnsworth

 

Guest Cast: Ebon Moss Bachrach as Joseph Meegar; Max Baker as Fischer; Mary Louise Burke as Flora Meegar; Diane Davis as Bethany

 

 

 

WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER 15

 

[EDITOR’S NOTE 1: If NLCS Game #5 (SP-0916) is necessary, the baseball game will air instead of BONES and PRESIDENTIAL DEBATE #3.]

[EDITOR’S NOTE 2: Local programming will air in primetime on the West Coast.]

 

--“BONES”—(8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

 

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

WHEN THE REMAINS OF A FAMOUS MOTORCYCLE RACER ARE FOUND

IN A HOT SPRING, BRENNAN AND BOOTH SEARCH FOR HIS KILLER

ON “BONES” WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER 15, ON FOX

 

When a young couple decides to go skinny-dipping in a hot spring, their spontaneity is ruined when they find a corpse in the mud. Brennan and Booth soon discover the skeleton is that of Tripp Goddard, a professional motorcycle racer who just won the Super Grand Prix. The team immediately suspects Danny Fitz, the runner-up in the race and Tripp’s main rival, to be the murderer. But just when Brennan and Booth think they have it solved, a fiery motorcycle crash claims another victim and the circumstances seem far from accidental. Meanwhile, Dr. Sweets forces Brennan and Booth to join him on a double-date in an effort to encourage them to interact in a social setting away from any of their cases in “The Man in the Mud” episode of BONES airing Wednesday, Oct. 15 (8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (BON-311) (TV-14 D, L, S, V)

 

Cast: Emily Deschanel as Dr. Temperance Brennan; David Boreanaz as FBI Special Agent Seeley Booth; TJ Thyne as Dr. Jack Hodgins; Michaela Conlin as Angela Montenegro; Eric Millegan as Zack Addy; Tamara Taylor as Dr. Camille “Cam” Saroyan; John Francis Daley as Dr. Lance Sweets

 

Guest Cast: Chris William Martin as Garth Jodrey; Abigail Spencer as Phillipa Fitz; Wings Hauser as Lenny Fitz; M.C. Gainey as Braxton Smalls; Channon Roe as Danny Fitz; Andrew Lawrence as Tim; Alicia Ziegler as Chandler; Christopher May as Park Ranger; John Edward Lee as Tripp Goddard; Burnadean Jones as FBI Forensic Tech; Darlena Tejeiro as FBI Motor Tech Opal Warneke; Senta Moses as April Presa

 


 

**FOX NEWS SPECIAL**—“PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION DEBATE #3”—(9:00 PM ET-CC/6:00 PM PT-CC)—CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

 

PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATES MEET FOR THE LAST OF THREE DEBATES

LEADING UP TO ELECTION DAY

WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER 15, ON FOX

 

The presidential candidates, including Democratic nominee Barack Obama and Republican nominee John McCain, will meet at the Hofstra Arena on the campus of Hofstra University in Hempstead, NY, for the last of three presidential election debates. The debate will focus on domestic and economic policy and will be moderated by Bob Schieffer, CBS News chief Washington correspondent and host of “Face the Nation.” Coverage of this historic event airs Wednesday, Oct. 15 (9:00 PM ET-CC/6:00 PM PT-CC) on FOX. (SP-0916) (TV-N/A)

 

 

 

THURSDAY, OCTOBER 16

 

--“HOLE IN THE WALL”—(8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC

 

IT’S NORTH VS. SOUTH AND GEEK VS. GREEK

ON “HOLE IN THE WALL”

THURSDAY, OCTOBER 16, ON FOX

 

HOLE IN THE WALL, the body-bending, global game show phenomenon from the producers of AMERICAN IDOL barges its way to America. As one of the fastest, funniest and wettest shows on the planet, speed, agility and a hearty sense of humor are essential tools to survive facing the Hole. Two teams of three will compete against each other in multiple rounds of play, facing various barrier walls with weird and wacky cut-out shapes speeding toward them. Each team must contort their bodies either individually or in unison to fit through the wall or be swept away into a pool below. The winning team will win $25,000 and the chance to compete against the dreaded “Blind Wall” for an additional $100,000. In the first match, the “Redneck Bama Boys” compete against the “New York Yanks” as blue-collar comics from the South battle life-long New York Yankees fans. The second game features the “Greek Goddesses” versus the “Pencil Pushers” as sorority sisters compete against computer engineers on HOLE IN THE WALL airing Thursday, Oct. 16 (8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (HOL-111/109) (TV-PG L)

 

Hosts: Brooke Burns and Mark Thompson

 

 

--“KITCHEN NIGHTMARES”—Seascape—(9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC

 

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

CHEF GORDON RAMSAY ATTEMPTS TO CLEAN UP

ISLIP, NY, RESTAURANT SEASCAPE

ON “KITCHEN NIGHTMARES”

WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER 16, ON FOX

 

Gordon visits Islip, NY, where a mother/son team is running their beloved family restaurant, Seascape, into the ground. A hard-headed chef, mixed with an inexperienced general manager, is a recipe for disaster. Gordon needs to make some serious changes if this restaurant is going to last through dinner service, and if the employees can’t take the heat, they’ll be kicked out of the kitchen in the “Seascape” episode of KITCHEN NIGHTMARES airing Wednesday, Oct. 16 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (KN-106) (TV-14 L)

 

Cast: Head Chef Gordon Ramsay

 

[EDITOR’S NOTE: KN-106 replaces the previously announced episode of KITCHEN NIGHTMARES.]

 

 

 

FRIDAY, OCTOBER 17

 

[EDITOR’S NOTE 1: If NLCS Game #6 (SP-0917) is necessary, the baseball game will air instead of ARE YOU SMARTER THAN A 5th GRADER?.]

[EDITOR’S NOTE 2: DON’T FORGET THE LYRICS! is preempted this night.]

[EDITOR’S NOTE 3: Local programming will air in primetime on the West Coast.]

 

**2-HOUR EPISODE**—“ARE YOU SMARTER THAN A 5TH GRADER?”—(8:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC

 

THE SUPERMODEL AND THE SUPERINTENDENT TEST THEIR SKILLS

ON “ARE YOU SMARTER THAN A 5th GRADER?”

FRIDAY, OCTOBER 17, ON FOX

 

Supermodel Kathy Ireland and the State Superintendent from Georgia attempt to graduate toward the top prize of $1 million in this atypical quiz show that tests adults’ lack of knowledge as revealed by how much they’ve forgotten since elementary school. These notable contestants find themselves in a classroom setting, revisiting their youth, as they tackle subjects ranging from art to geography and math to social studies. Players are not alone, however; there is a way for them to “cheat” in this classroom. The adults have the opportunity to get help from real grade-schoolers who will offer what they think is the correct a-n-s-w-e-r on a two-hour episode of Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader? airing Friday, Oct. 17 (8:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (AYS-301/302) (TV-PG)

 


 

Host: Jeff Foxworthy

  

 

 

SATURDAY, OCTOBER 18

 

[EDITOR’S NOTE 1: If NLCS Game #7 (SP-0918) is necessary, the baseball game will air instead of the COPS episodes.]

[EDITOR’S NOTE 2: AMERICA’S MOST WANTED is preempted this night.]

[EDITOR’S NOTE 3: Local programming will air in primetime on the West Coast.]

 

--“COPS: POLICE PULLOVERS SPECIAL EDITION #4”—(8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) CC

 

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

OFFICERS MAKE THE ROADS SAFE 

ON “COPS: POLICE PULLOVERS SPECIAL EDITION #4”

SATURDAY, OCTOBER 18, ON FOX

 

Deputies in Palm Beach County, FL spot a vehicle without proper tags in a known drug-trafficking area and the situation goes from bad to worse for the suspect. An officer with the Portland, OR, Police Bureau makes a traffic stop on a vehicle without license plates. When a deputy in the Palm Beach County, FL, Sheriff’s Office spots the passenger of a moving vehicle rolling a joint, things get sticky on COPS: POLICE PULLOVERS SPECIAL EDITION #4 airing Saturday, Oct. 18 (8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (CP-2032) (TV-PG)

  

 


 

--“COPS: COAST TO COAST”—(8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC

 

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

CRACKDOWN ON BURGLARS AND NARCOTICS

ON “COPS: COAST TO COAST”

SATURDAY, OCTOBER 18, ON FOX

 

When officers in Pomona, CA, respond to a burglary call at a restaurant, a K-9 unit sniffs out suspects looking for more than a free meal. In Martin County, FL, officers pull over a vehicle with a busted brake light and discover that the driver, who was just released from jail for possession, hasn’t cleaned up his act. Also, in Palm Beach County, FL, a narcotic search on a crack house has some sobering consequences on COPS: COAST TO COAST airing Saturday, Oct. 18 (8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (CP-2033) (TV-PG)

  

 

--“COPS: BAD GIRLS SPECIAL EDITION #11”—(9:00-9:30 PM ET/PT) CC

 

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

WILD WOMEN WITH WACKY AND TACKY BEHAVIOR HEADLINE

“COPS: BAD GIRLS SPECIAL EDITION #11”

SATURDAY, OCTOBER 18, ON FOX

 

When an officer in Riverside, CA, spots a woman with a warrant out for her arrest, a struggle ensues and the wild woman wrestles the officer until backup arrives. In Las Vegas, an officer encounters a stolen vehicle that reveals a woman making a desperate drug deal. Also, in Pomona, CA, a stolen-vehicle suspect is questioned and officers are reminded that looks can be deceiving on COPS: BAD GIRLS SPECIAL EDITION #11 airing Saturday, Oct. 18 (9:00-9:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (CP-2035) (TV-PG L)

 


 

--“COPS: COAST TO COAST”—(9:30-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC

 

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 OFFICERS HEED THE CALL OF DUTY

ON “COPS: COAST TO COAST”

SATURDAY, OCTOBER 18, ON FOX

 

Deputies in Palm Beach County, FL, pull over a vehicle for running a red light and the situation escalates when a foot chase ensues. When officers in Rialto, CA, pull over a vehicle, they discover some incriminating evidence. Also featured are officers in Riverside, CA, responding to an attempted suicide call on COPS: COAST TO COAST airing Saturday, Oct. 18 (9:30-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (CP-2036) (TV-PG L)

 

 

--“MADtv”—(11:00 PM-Midnight ET/PT) CC

 

AUDRINA PATRIDGE BRINGS A LITTLE “REALITY” TO THE SET

ON “MADtv” SATURDAY, OCTOBER 18, ON FOX

 

Audrina Patridge, from reality series “The Hills,” brings some real-life drama to the set of MADtv. Meanwhile, a parody of Katy Perry’s “I Kissed a Girl” takes on a new meaning when Nicole Parker and Arden Myrin play newlyweds Ellen DeGeneres and Portia DeRossi on MADtv airing Saturday, Oct. 18 (11:00 PM-Midnight ET/PT) on FOX. (MD-1402) (TV-14 D, L)

                                               

Cast: Crista Flanagan, Keegan-Michael Key, Bobby Lee, Arden Myrin, Nicole Parker, Johnny Sanchez, Erica Ash, Eric Price, Lauren Pritchard and Matt Braunger

 

Guest Star: Audrina Patridge

 

 


 

--“TALKSHOW WITH SPIKE FERESTEN”—(Midnight-12:30 AM ET/PT) CC

 

REX LEE ASSISTS SPIKE IN SOME LATE-NIGHT HUMOR

ON “TALKSHOW WITH SPIKE FERESTEN”

SATURDAY, OCTOBER 18, ON FOX

 

Rex Lee (“Entourage”) visits TALKSHOW WITH SPIKE FERESTEN to chat with Spike. Late-nights have never been this much fun and will have you rolling on the floor laughing. Catch the outrageous antics and stunts on TALKSHOW WITH SPIKE FERESTEN airing Saturday, Oct. 18 (Midnight-12:30 AM ET/PT) on FOX. (SPK-302) (TV-14 L) 

 

Host: Spike Feresten

 

Guest: Rex Lee

  

[EDITOR’S NOTE 4: SPK-302 replaces the previously announced episode of TALKSHOW WITH

SPIKE FERESTEN.]

 

 

SUNDAY, OCTOBER 19

 

 

--“THE SIMPSONS”—(7:00-7:30 PM ET/PT) CC

 

LISA BECOMES ADDICTED TO SECONDHAND SMOKE

AND HOMER MANUFACTURES BEEF JERKY

ON “THE SIMPSONS” SUNDAY, OCTOBER 19, ON FOX

 

When Lisa convinces Marge to pursue her childhood dream of becoming a ballerina by auditioning for the Chazz Busby Ballet Academy, Chazz discovers Lisa’s natural talent and enrolls her in the academy instead. During a break from practice, Lisa inhales her fellow ballerinas’ cigarette smoke and attributes her improvement in ballet to smoking. Lisa soon becomes addicted to secondhand smoke, with no chance of quitting in sight. Meanwhile, Homer shows Bart his secret room where he manufactures beef jerky, but when Homer realizes that a family of raccoons have made off with his beef, he confronts the animals in the “Smoke on the Daughter” episode of THE SIMPSONS airing Sunday, Oct. 19 (7:00-7:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (SI-1908) (TV-PG D, L, S, V)

 

Voice Cast: Dan Castellaneta as Homer Simpson; Julie Kavner as Marge Simpsons; Nancy Cartwright as Bart Simpson; Yeardley Smith as Lisa Simpson; Hank Azaria as Moe; Harry Shearer as Skinner; Pamela Hayden as Milhouse; Tress MacNeille as Ballerina; Russi Taylor as Martin

 


 

--“THE SIMPSONS”—(7:30-8:00 PM ET/PT) CC

 

spooktacular tales of the strange and the supernatural

ON “THE SIMPSONS” sunday, OCTOBER 19, on fox

 

The frightfest begins in “Mr. and Mrs. Simpson,” as Homer and Marge leave for what appears to be an ordinary day. However, Homer is living a double life as a secret agent, and he is assigned to eliminate Kent Brockman. When a mysterious woman blocks Homer’s shot and tries to kill Brockman herself, Homer finds his competition hits a little too close to home. In “E.T., Go Home,” Bart and Lisa come to the aid of Kodos, the space alien who’s hiding from the government. Kodos asks them to help him obtain a long list of devices so he can reconnect with his home planet, but his intentions prove to be anything but friendly. In the final Halloween scare, “Heck House,” Bart, Lisa and their friends spend Halloween night pulling pranks on unsuspecting people in Springfield. When they go too far, Flanders decides he’s going to spook them straight. Transforming the church into the “Heck House,” Flanders conjures up supernatural powers and subjects the children to his wrath of the seven deadly sins in the “Treehouse of Horror XVIII” episode of THE SIMPSONS airing Sunday, Oct. 19 (7:30-8:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (SI-1816) (TV-14 D, L, S, V)

 

Voice Cast: Dan Castellaneta as Homer Simpson; Julie Kavner as Marge Simpson; Nancy Cartwright as Bart Simpson; Yeardley Smith as Lisa Simpson; Hank Azaria as Moe; Harry Shearer as Skinner; Pamela Hayden as Milhouse; Tress MacNeille as Mrs. Skinner.

 

 

--“THE SIMPSONS”—(8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) CC

 

BART SWAPS PLACES WITH HIS EXACT LOOK-ALIKE

BUT SOON FINDS HIS NEW FAMILY IS DOUBLE THE TROUBLE

ON “THE SIMPSONS” SUNDAY, OCTOBER 19, ON FOX

 

Joe Montana Guest-Voices

 

When Lenny wins the lottery and invites the Simpson family to a celebratory party at a posh hotel, Bart meets his doppelganger, Simon Woosterfield, who happens to be a member of the richest family in Springfield. Simon and Bart decide to switch places, and Bart arrives at the lavish Woosterfield mansion only to find football great Joe Montana (guest-voicing as himself) hanging around the estate. As Simon adjusts to the simple life over at the Simpson household, Bart begins to notice his wealthy new siblings acting strangely toward him. With some frightening words of wisdom from Mr. Burns, Bart realizes his new siblings are plotting his demise so they can inherit the Woosterfield family fortune all for themselves. Lisa and Simon must reach Bart before he goes from riches to ditches in the all-new “Double, Double, Boy in Trouble” episode of THE SIMPSONS airing Sunday, Oct. 19 (8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (SI-1914) (TV-PG L, V)

 

Voice Cast: Dan Castellaneta as Homer Simpson; Julie Kavner as Marge Simpson; Nancy Cartwright as Bart Simpson; Yeardley Smith as Lisa Simpson; Hank Azaria as Moe; Harry Shearer as Skinner; Pamela Haden as Milhouse; Tress MacNeille as Devon

 


 

Guest Voice Cast: Joe Montana as himself

 

 

--“KING OF THE HILL”—(8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC

 

HANK LEADS THE NOT-SO-WELCOME WAGON

ON “KING OF THE HILL”

SUNDAY, OCTOBER 19, ON FOX

 

After Hank and the guys fix up the recently deceased Dotty Dwyer’s house, Dotty’s nephew sells the house to Ted Wassonasong. But when Ted has construction workers tear down the home to make way for a “McMansion,” the Hill family and the rest of the neighborhood visit the City Council to protest the construction. When the Council denies their request, Hank and the gang take advantage of a severe storm and add a little punch to Mother Nature’s wrath in the all-new “Square-Footed Monster” episode of KING OF THE HILL airing Sunday, Oct. 19 (8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (KH-1218) (TV-PG)

 

Voice Cast: Mike Judge as Hank Hill and Boomhauer; Kathy Najimy as Peggy Hill; Pamela S. Adlon as Bobby Hill; Brittany Murphy as Luanne; Tom Petty as Lucky; Johnny Hardwick as Dale and Stephen Root as Bill

 

 

 

--“FAMILY GUY”—(9:00-9:30 PM ET/PT) CC

 

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

BRIAN AND STEWIE SQUARE-OFF AGAINST THE THIRD REICH 

ON “FAMILY GUY” SUNDAY, OCTOBER 19, ON FOX

 

When Mort accidentally steps into a time machine, Brian and Stewie follow him in order to bring him back. But when they discover they’re in Poland on the day of the Nazi invasion, things go from bad to worse and the trio has to find a way back to Quahog safely in the “Road to Germany” episode of FAMILY GUY airing Sunday, Oct. 19 (9:00-9:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (FG-608) (TV-14 D, L, S, V)

 

Voice Cast: Seth MacFarlane as Peter Griffin, Stewie Griffin, Brian Griffin and Quagmire; Alex Borstein as Lois Griffin; Seth Green as Chris Griffin; Mila Kunis as Meg Griffin; Mike Henry as Cleveland

 

Guest Voice Cast: Johnny Brennan as Mort

 

 --“AMERICAN DAD”—(9:30-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC

 

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

                                                           

STAN BECOMES BULLOCK’S YES-MAN

ON “AMERICAN DAD”

SUNDAY, OCTOBER 19, ON FOX

 

When Stan becomes his boss’ go-to guy, he feels like he can’t say no to anything including outrageous personal requests. But when Francine gets roped into the annoying ordeal and her romantic Valentine’s Day get-away is ruined, she lays down the law and forces Stan to say “NO” in the "One Little Word” episode of AMERICAN DAD airing Sunday, October 19 (9:30-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (DAD-318) (TV-14 D, L, V)

 

Voice Cast: Seth MacFarlane as Stan Smith and Roger the Alien; Wendy Schaal as Francine Smith; Rachael MacFarlane as Hayley; Scott Grimes as Steve; Dee Bradley Baker as Klaus

 

Guest Voice Cast: Patrick Stewart as Bullock

 

 

 

SUNDAY, OCTOBER 5

 

 

--“KING OF THE HILL”—(7:00-7:30 PM ET/PT) CC

 

HAPPY BIRTHDAY PEGGY!

 ON “KING OF THE HILL”

SUNDAY, OCTOBER 5, ON FOX

 

Peggy is depressed that her birthday always ends up being a bust, so she vows to plan the party of the year. Hank, Bill, Boomhauer, Kahn, Luanne and the rest of the gang gather to celebrate with a disco-themed shindig on a mystery train, and everyone gets dressed in their sharpest 70s attire. Luanne ruins the mystery, and it becomes clear this is just another typical Peggy party. However, when a mystery couple tucks away in the train bathroom for some afternoon delight, a new mystery unfolds when the passengers try to find out who did the deed in the “Strangeness on a Train” episode of KING OF THE HILL airing Sunday, Oct. 5 (7:00-7:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (KH-1210) (TV-PG D)

 

Voice Cast: Mike Judge as Hank Hill & Boomhauer; Kathy Najimy as Peggy Hill; Pamela S. Adlon as Bobby Hill; Brittany Murphy as Luanne; Tom Petty as Lucky; Johnny Hardwick as Dale and Stephen Root as Bill

 

 

--“KING OF THE HILL”—(7:30-8:00 PM ET/PT) CC

 

PICKPOCKETING MIX-UP

ON “KING OF THE HILL”

SUNDAY, OCTOBER 5, ON FOX

 

Fred Willard Makes Guest Voice Appearance

 

When Hank accidentally lifts another man's wallet, the man becomes bent out of shape and vows revenge. Hank, Bill and Boomhauer try to return the wallet to his home and the man decides to chase the guys all the way to the new sports bar where Dale works. The man is apprehended by Officer Brown (Fred Willard) at the restaurant, and the men of Arlen are safe. Meanwhile, Bobby is falsely accused of a crime at school and as a punishment, he is assigned to follow Officer Brown around town in the “Cops and Robert” episode of KING OF THE HILL airing Sunday, Oct. 5 (7:30-8:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (KH-1211) (TV-PG L, V)

 

Voice Cast: Mike Judge as Hank Hill & Boomhauer; Kathy Najimy as Peggy Hill; Pamela S. Adlon as Bobby Hill; Brittany Murphy as Luanne; Tom Petty as Lucky; Johnny Hardwick as Dale and Stephen Root as Bill.

 

Guest Voice Cast: Fred Willard as Officer Brown

--“THE SIMPSONS”—(8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) CC

 

BART MAKES THE ULTIMATE PRANK CALL

ON “THE SIMPSONS” SUNDAY, OCTOBER 5, ON FOX

 

Denis Leary and Brian Grazer Make Guest Voice Appearances

 

In order to save up money to buy a cell phone, Bart takes a job at a country club retrieving golf balls. While at the course, Bart watches celebrities, including Leary (guest-starring as himself) playing a round. When Leary’s cell phone rings just as he is about to take a swing, he furiously throws the phone in the air and it lands right next to Bart. Bart decides to keep the cell and makes prank calls to all over the world pretending to be Leary. He even accepts a job offer from famed producer Grazer (guest-starring as himself) to star in the film version of “Everyone Poops.” When Marge discovers what Bart has been up to, she confiscates the device and calls Leary to return the phone. But Leary has a better idea, and instructs Marge to activate the GPS system on the phone so she can track Bart’s every move. Bart quickly catches on and devises a plan that sends the family on a wild goose chase all the way to Machu Picchu in the “Lost Verizon” episode of THE SIMPSONS airing Sunday, Oct. 5 (8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (SI-1915) (TV-PG D, L, V)

 

Voice Cast: Dan Castellaneta as Homer Simpson; Julie Kavner as Marge Simpson; Nancy Cartwright as Bart Simpson; Yeardley Smith as Lisa Simpson; Hank Azaria as Moe; Harry Shearer as Skinner; Pamela Haden as Milhouse; Tress MacNeille as Mrs. Skinner

 

Guest Voice Cast: Denis Leary as himself; Brian Grazer as himself

 

 

--“KING OF THE HILL”—(8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC

 

HANK GOES GREEN

ON “KING OF THE HILL”

SUNDAY, OCTOBER 5, ON FOX

 

When a local paper plans to run a story about Strickland Propane illegally dumping old propane tanks into the river, Hank suggests the company go green. Once the ladies of Arlen hear of Strickland Propane’s eco-efforts, Dale decides to assist Strickland with their carbon offsets to garner the attention of the girls. To impress the ladies, Dale organizes an earth benefit concert that goes wrong in an all-new episode of “Earthy Girls are Easy” on KING OF THE HILL airing Sunday, Oct. 5 (8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (KH-1217) (TV-PG L)  

 

Voice Cast: Mike Judge as Hank Hill & Boomhauer; Kathy Najimy as Peggy Hill; Pamela S. Adlon as Bobby Hill; Brittany Murphy as Luanne; Tom Petty as Lucky; Johnny Hardwick as Dale and Stephen Root as Bill

 

 

--“FAMILY GUY”—(9:00-9:30 PM ET/PT) CC

 

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

PETER FINDS THE WORD 

ON “FAMILY GUY”

SUNDAY, OCTOBER 5, ON FOX

 

When Peter re-discovers his love for the painfully annoying yet seductively catchy tune “The Bird’s the Word,” Brian and Stewie decide to take matters into their own hands to ensure that the song will never be heard again! On the verge of tears, Peter goes to every record store in Quahog to track down his beloved jingle, when he runs into a familiar face. Realizing that it is the one and only Jesus Christ, Peter wants the world to know that he and J.C. are BFFs in the “I Dream of Jesus” episode of FAMILY GUY airing Sunday, Oct. 5 (9:00-9:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (FG-605) (TV-14 D, L, S, V)

 

Voice Cast: Seth MacFarlane as Peter Griffin, Stewie Griffin, Brian Griffin and Quagmire; Alex Borstein as Lois Griffin; Seth Green as Chris Griffin; Mila Kunis as Meg Griffin; Mike Henry as Cleveland

 

Guest Voice Cast: Ike Barinholtz as Dane Cook; Alex Breckenridge as Nicole Ritchie and Crowd; Johnny Brennan as Mort; James Burkholder as Kid #1; Kirker Butler as George W. Bush; Steve Callaghan as James Dean and Quahog Citizen #1; Chris Cox as Waiter and Passerby/Crowd; Theron Fuselier as Guard; Ralph Garman as Manager, Scientist, Maitre d’ and Guy; Mark Hentemann as Male Voices and Audience Member #1; Russ Leatherman as Moviefone Guy; Amanda MacDonald as Lindsay Lohan; Debra Wilson Skelton as Star Jones; Danny Smith as Alan Sherman Record, Sheriff and Audience Member #2; Alex Sulkin as Clerk and Jesus Christ; Patrick Warburton as Joe; Adam West as Mayor West

 

 

 

--“AMERICAN DAD”—(9:30-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC

 

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

IT’S THE THREE FACES OF ROGER

ON “AMERICAN DAD” SUNDAY, OCTOBER 5, ON FOX

 

When Roger discovers that someone has maxed out his credit card, he is certain it is identify theft and is determined to bring down the crook. After playing “Matlock” for a few days and dishing out some street justice, he realizes things are not quite right and seem all too familiar. Meanwhile, the rest of the Smith family gets sucked into a mean game of Simon on "The One That Got Away” episode of AMERICAN DAD airing Sunday, October 5 (9:30-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (DAD-316) (TV-14 D, L, V)

 

Voice Cast: Seth MacFarlane as Stan Smith and Roger the Alien; Wendy Schaal as Francine Smith; Rachael MacFarlane as Hayley; Scott Grimes as Steve; and Dee Bradley Baker as Klaus

 

Guest Voice Cast: Diane Delano as Supervisor; John DiMaggio as Homeless Guy #1; Paige King as Clerk; Matt McKenna as Homeless Guy #3 and Mr. Stashwick; Diane Robin as Jewelry Clerk; Lew Schneider as Nerdy Radio Host #1 & #2; JK Simmons as McCreary

 

 

 

 

MONDAY, OCTOBER 6

 

 

--“TERMINATOR: THE SARAH CONNOR CHRONICLES”—(8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

 

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

SKELETONS IN THE CLOSET SURFACE

ON “TERMINATOR: THE SARAH CONNOR CHRONICLES”

MONDAY, OCTOBER 6, ON FOX

 

John and Derek infiltrate a military academy in order to protect an integral member of the future resistance. Meanwhile, Weaver’s first assignment for Ellison takes an interesting turn of events when he discovers a specter from his own past in the “Goodbye to All That” episode of TERMINATOR: THE SARAH CONNOR CHRONICLES airing Monday, Oct. 6 (8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (SCC-203) (TV-14 L, V)

 

Cast: Lena Headey as Sarah Connor; Thomas Dekker as John Connor; Summer Glau as Cameron; Brian Austin Green as Derek Reese; Richard T. Jones as James Ellison; Garret Dillahunt as Cromartie; Shirley Manson as Catherine Weaver; Leven Rambin as Riley

 

Guest Cast: Jonathan Jackson as Kyle Reese; Dean Norris as Nelson; Billy Unger as Marty; Will Rothhaar as Martin Bedell; Rene Heger as Pyle; Patrick Kilpatick as the Terminator; David Cheaney as Martin Bedell (other); Beau Billingslea as General Hobbes; Johnny D’Agostino as Bartender; Bobby Sue Luther as Bar Skank; Alexandra Raines as Marty’s mom; Garland Spencer as Senior Cadet

 

 


 

--“PRISON BREAK”—(9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT)—CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

 

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

IT’S VEGAS, BABY! THE GANG HITS THE LAS VEGAS STRIP

IN SEARCH OF THE NEXT CARD HOLDER;

LINCOLN INFORMS SARAH OF MICHAEL’S PAST;

GRETCHEN AND T-BAG TEAM UP;

WHISTLER’S BIRD BOOK GETS MAPPED OUT

ON “PRISON BREAK” MONDAY, OCTOBER 6, ON FOX

 

Lincoln takes members of the team to Las Vegas where Sucre gets an indecent proposal. Sarah learns about Michael’s condition, and Roland pushes his luck too far. Gretchen teams up with T-Bag who makes an offer to Michael he cannot refuse. Meanwhile, the secrets in Whistler’s bird book are finally revealed in the “Five the Hard Way” episode of PRISON BREAK airing Monday, Oct. 6 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (PB-407) (TV-14 L, V)

 

Cast: Dominic Purcell as Lincoln Burrows; Wentworth Miller as Michael Scofield; Michael Rapaport as Don Self; Amaury Nolasco as Fernando Sucre; Wade Williams as Brad Bellick; Robert Knepper as Theodore “T-Bag” Bagwell; Jodi Lyn O’Keefe as Gretchen; Sarah Wayne Callies as Dr. Sara Tancredi; William Fichtner as Alexander Mahone

 

Guest Cast: Cress Williams as Wyatt; James Hiroyuki Liao as Roland Glenn; Shannon Lucio as Trishanne; Leon Russom as Pad Man; Dameon Clarke as Andrew Blaunder; Jude Ciccolella as Howard Scuderi; Amanda Tosch as Alexa

 

 

 

 


 

TUESDAY, OCTOBER 7

 

[EDITOR’S NOTE: FRINGE is preempted this evening.]

 

--“HOUSE”—(8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

 

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

House and the team treat A teenager with a facial deformity

ON “house” tuesday, OCTOBER 7, on fox

 

A documentary film crew is chronicling a teenager with a major facial deformity who opts to undergo a dramatic reconstructive procedure. When the patient suffers a heart attack just prior to the surgery, House and the team are called in to determine the cause, since the surgery cannot proceed until the patient’s cardiac condition is diagnosed. With the film crew covering their every move, Cameron and Chase are especially self-conscious, and House looks for ways to escape from the cameras. Meanwhile, House finds himself distracted by several of the candidates vying for a spot on his team, and he questions his motives for having chosen them in the “Ugly” episode of HOUSE airing Tuesday, Oct. 7 (8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (HOU-407) (TV-14 D, L)

 

Cast: Hugh Laurie as Dr. Gregory House; Lisa Edelstein as Dr. Lisa Cuddy; Omar Epps as Dr. Eric Foreman; Robert Sean Leonard as Dr. James Wilson; Jennifer Morrison as Dr. Allison Cameron; Jesse Spencer as Dr. Robert Chase

 

Guest Cast: Khleo Thomas as Kenny; Michael Michelle as Samira Terzi; Laurie Fortier as Darnell; Michael Whaley as Joe; Adam Pilver as Cranio Surgeon; Michael Adler as E.R. Patient; David Campbell as Plastic Surgeon; David Um Nakase as Physician; Mandy Schneider as Pretty Woman; Lily Howe as Jenny; Troy Vincent as Father; Bobbin Bergstrom as Nurse

 

 

 

**FOX NEWS SPECIAL**—“PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION DEBATE #2”—(9:00 PM ET-CC/6:00 PM PT-CC)—CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

 

PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATES MEET FOR THE SECOND OF THREE DEBATES

LEADING UP TO ELECTION DAY

TUESDAY, OCTOBER 7, ON FOX

 

The presidential candidates, including Democratic nominee Barack Obama and Republican nominee John McCain, will meet at the Curb Event Center on the campus of Belmont University in Nashville, TN, for the second of three presidential election debates. The debate will have a town-hall meeting format and will be moderated by Tom Brokaw, special correspondent and former anchor of “NBC Nightly News.” Coverage of this historic event airs Tuesday, Oct. 7 (9:00 PM ET-CC/6:00 PM PT-CC) on FOX. (SP-0908) (TV-N/A)

 

 

 

 


 

WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER 8

 

[EDITOR’S NOTE: Times have been adjusted for DVR accuracy.]

 

--“BONES”—(8:00-9:01 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

 

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

BRENNAN AND BOOTH’S LATEST CASE

TURNS OUT TO BE A REAL BATTLE OF THE SEXES

ON “BONES” WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER 8, ON FOX

 

When skeletal remains are found in the Chesapeake Bay, Brennan and Booth are on the case to investigate. With only the upper torso of the victim intact, the team has little to work from besides the remnants of the victim’s breast implants. Brennan and Booth are led to a small church community in Maryland where the victim was a pastor, but they have no record of her existence prior to moving to the small town five years prior. When the victim’s lower half is discovered, the team realizes their initial assumptions about the victim may not be correct. As Sweets lends insight to the victim’s psychological state and Brennan’s latest grad student adds his own offbeat observations, the team must decipher who would have wanted her dead. From possible love interests to her family to the parishioners at the church where she was a pastor, the anatomy of the case is very misleading in “The He in the She” episode of BONES airing Wednesday, Oct. 8 (8:00-9:01 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (BON-315) (TV-14 D, V)

 

Cast: Emily Deschanel as Dr. Temperance Brennan; David Boreanaz as FBI Special Agent Seeley Booth; TJ Thyne as Dr. Jack Hodgins; Michaela Conlin as Angela Montenegro; Tamara Taylor as Dr. Camille “Cam” Saroyan; John Francis Daly as Dr. Lance Sweets

 

Guest Cast:  Ryan Cartwright as Vincent Nigel-Murray; David Gallagher as Ryan Stephenson; Nancy Youngblut as Cecilia Stephenson; Blake Shields as Chuck Kennedy; John Livingston as Wade Schmidt; Bruce Thomas as JP Gratton; Sylva Kelegian as Rita Gratton; Mark Doerr as Patrick Stephenson; Dustin Hess as Hippie #1; Brett Gilbert as Hippie #2

  

 

--“’TIL DEATH”—(9:01-9:30 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

 

KENNY DECIDES A LITTLE SNIP WILL PLEASE HIS NEW GIRLFRIEND

ON “‘TIL DEATH” WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER 8, ON FOX

 

Alan Thicke Guest-Stars

 

Kenny freaks out after losing his swim trunks at a water park and his new girlfriend notices he isn’t circumcised. When he decides to go under the knife, Joy is impressed by his efforts to please a girl he hardly knows and badgers Eddie to do more nice things for her.  Eddie tries to get Kenny to back out of his decision so he won’t have to accompany Joy to six weeks of musicals in the park and takes him to a bris so he can see what circumcision looks like on the “Circumdecision” episode of ‘TIL DEATH airing Wednesday, Oct. 8 (9:01-9:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (TIL-303) (TV-PG D, L, S)

 


 

Cast: Brad Garrett as Eddie; Joely Fisher as Joy; JB Smoove as Kenny

 

Guest Cast: Kym Whitley as Tina; Alan Thicke as Himself; Ty Barnett as Reggie; Amad Jackson as Charles; Ken Sagoes as Byron; Ken Jeong as Dr. Park; George Wynter as Rabbi

 

 

 

--“’TIL DEATH”—(9:30-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

 

EVERYONE WANTS A LITTLE MYSTERY

ON “‘TIL DEATH” WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER 8, ON FOX

 

Joy discovers that Eddie has been hiding his favorite meatball-sandwich shop from her. This helps her come to the realization that they can’t keep secrets from each other anymore because they’ve been married so long and seem to know everything about each other. Meanwhile, Steph’s comments about her less-than-mysterious marriage prompt Joy to propose that she and Eddie come up with a new secret in hopes of spicing things up in the “Secret Meatball” episode of ‘TIL DEATH airing Wednesday, Oct. 8 (9:30-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (TIL-218) (TV-PG D, L)

 

Cast: Brad Garrett, Joely Fisher, Kat Foster and Eddie Kaye Thomas

 

Guest Cast: JB Smoove as Kenny; Vicki Lewis as Melissa; Nick Bakay as Karl; Parvesh Cheena as Leo

 

 

[EDITOR’S NOTE: TIL-218 replaces the previously announced episode of DO NOT DISTURB.]

 

 

THURSDAY, OCTOBER 9

 

[EDITOR’S NOTE 1: HOLE IN THE WALL and KITCHEN NIGHTMARES are preempted this night.]

[EDITOR’S NOTE 2: Local programming will air in primetime on the West Coast.]

 

**FOX SPORTS SPECIAL**—MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL—NLCS GAME #1—(8:00 PM-CC ET/5:00 PM-CC PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

 

FOX SPORTS PRESENTS

NATIONAL LEAGUE CHAMPIONSHIP SERIES ACTION

THURSDAY, OCTOBER 9, ON FOX

 

FOX Sports presents live HD coverage of Major League Baseball’s 2008 postseason with Game 1 of the National League Championship Series. Teams, sites and broadcasters TBA. The game airs Thursday, Oct. 9 (8:00 PM-CC ET/5:00 PM-CC PT) on FOX. (SP-0909) (TV-N/A)

 

 


 

FRIDAY, OCTOBER 10

 

 

--“ARE YOU SMARTER THAN A 5TH GRADER?”— (8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC

 

“JEOPARDY!” CHAMP KEN JENNINGS TRIES TO SET ANOTHER RECORD 

ON “ARE YOU SMARTER THAN A 5th GRADER?”

FRIDAY, OCTOBER 10, ON FOX

 

Ken Jennings, the man with the longest winning streak in “Jeopardy!” history, attempts to become the winningest game show contestant of all time when he plays for $1 million. ARE YOU SMARTER THAN A 5th GRADER? is the atypical quiz show that tests adults’ lack of knowledge as revealed by how much they’ve forgotten since elementary school. These contestants find themselves in a classroom setting, revisiting their youth, as they tackle subjects ranging from art to geography and math to social studies. Players are not alone, however; there is a way for them to “cheat” in this classroom. The adults have the opportunity to get help from real grade-schoolers who will offer what they think is the correct a-n-s-w-e-r on an all-new ARE YOU SMARTER THAN A 5th GRADER? airing Friday, Oct. 10 (8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (AYS-307) (TV-PG)

 

Host: Jeff Foxworthy

 

--“DON’T FORGET THE LYRICS!”— (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC

 

A COUNTRY GIRL RETURNS TO LOCK-IN THE MILLION-DOLLAR LYRIC$

ON “DON’T FORGET THE LYRICS!”

FRIDAY, OCTOBER 10, ON FOX

 

We all think we know the words to popular songs, but when there’s a million dollars at stake, will contestants be able to keep singing when the music stops? Or will they be at a loss for words? A country girl who yodels continues to sing alongside the studio band as the lyrics are projected on screen, but suddenly the music stops and the words disappear. Will she belt out the correct missing lyric or freeze under pressure? Wayne Brady hosts DON’T FORGET THE LYRICS! airing Friday, Oct. 10 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (LYR-138) (TV-PG)

 

Host: Wayne Brady

 


 

SATURDAY, OCTOBER 11

 

 

--“COPS: WHAT! WHO ME?”—(8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) CC

 

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

CROSS-DRESSING CRIMINAL CUFFED ON “COPS: WHAT! WHO ME?”

SATURDAY, OCTOBER 11, ON FOX

 

When deputies in Broward County, FL, respond to a call in an area known for illegal activity and gambling, suspects make a run for their money. Deputies in San Diego County, CA, follow leads from a burglary to pursue suspects, and officers in Rancho Cucamonga, CA, pull over a confused cross-dressing suspect on an all-new COPS: WHAT! WHO ME? airing Saturday, Oct. 11 (8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (CP-2106) (TV-PG L)

 

 

--“COPS: WHAT WERE THEY THINKING? #2”—(8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC

 

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

SHIFTY BEHAVIOR CUFFS SUSPECTS ON

 “COPS: WHAT WERE THEY THINKING? #2”

SATURDAY, OCTOBER 11, ON FOX

 

Officers in Palm Beach County, FL, encounter an armed robbery suspect “sleeping” in the woods. When officers in Las Vegas, NV, respond to a home invasion call, they soon discover the suspect may be no stranger to the victim. Officers in Rialto, CA find a man on parole for involuntary manslaughter suspected of drug possession and dealing on COPS: WHAT WERE THEY THINKING? #2 airing Saturday, Oct. 11 (8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (CP-2030) (TV-PG L)

  

 


 

--“AMERICA’S MOST WANTED: AMERICA FIGHTS BACK”—(9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC

 

“AMERICA’S MOST WANTED: AMERICA FIGHTS BACK”

CONTINUES ITS PURSUIT OF JUSTICE

SATURDAY, OCTOBER 11, ON FOX

 

AMERICA’S MOST WANTED: AMERICA FIGHTS BACK takes on the nation's hottest crime issues. This crime-fighting program focuses on capturing fugitives, protecting victims and empowering citizens within the criminal justice system. The series also takes an in-depth look at laws that harm victims, champions the cause of lawmakers fighting to protect victims' rights and presents news of recent captures, convictions and missing children cases. AMERICA’S MOST WANTED: AMERICA FIGHTS BACK airs Saturday, Oct. 11 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (MW-2206) (TV-PG V)

 

Host: John Walsh

 

 

 

--“MADtv”—(11:00 PM-Midnight ET/PT) CC

 

JERRY O’CONNELL MAKES A SPECIAL GUEST APPEARANCE

WHILE OBAMA AND MCCAIN RIDE THE HOT TAMALE TRAIN

ON “MADtv” SATURDAY, OCTOBER 11, ON FOX

 

Jerry O’Connell plays “John Edwards” in “Viva La Cheata,” a parody of the music video for Coldplay’s “Viva La Vida.” Keegan-Michael Key and Erica Ash are “Barack and Michelle Obama” and they join Bobby Lee and Arden Myrin as “John and Cindy McCain” in a spoof of SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE: Presidential Edition on MADtv airing Saturday, Oct. 11 (11:00 PM-Midnight ET/PT) on FOX. (MD-1401) (TV-14 D, L)

                                               

Cast: Crista Flanagan, Keegan-Michael Key, Bobby Lee, Arden Myrin, Nicole Parker, Johnny Sanchez, Erica Ash, Eric Price, Lauren Pritchard and Matt Braunger

 

Guest: Jerry O’Connell

  

 


 

--“TALKSHOW WITH SPIKE FERESTEN”—(Midnight-12:30 AM ET/PT) CC

 

INDULGE IN SOME MIDNIGHT MADNESS

ON “TALKSHOW WITH SPIKE FERESTEN”

SATURDAY, OCTOBER 11, ON FOX

 

TALKSHOW with Spike Feresten will keep you on the edge of your seat with laughter with its fresh approach to the conventional late-night format by featuring celebrity guests, musical acts, eclectic performance pieces and irreverent comedy sketches, both inside the studio and out on the streets of Los Angeles on an all-new episode of TALKSHOW WITH SPIKE FERESTEN airing Saturday, Oct. 11 (Midnight-12:30 AM ET/PT) on FOX. (SPK-305) (TV-14 L)

 

Host: Spike Feresten

 

 

 

 

SUNDAY, OCTOBER 12

 

[EDITOR’S NOTE 1: THE SIMPSONS, KING OF THE HILL, FAMILY GUY and AMERICAN DAD are preempted this night.]

[EDITOR’S NOTE 2: Local programming will air in primetime on the West Coast.]

 

**FOX SPORTS SPECIAL**—MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL—NLCS GAME #3—(8:00 PM-CC ET/5:00 PM-CC PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

 

FOX SPORTS PRESENTS

NATIONAL LEAGUE CHAMPIONSHIP SERIES ACTION

SUNDAY, OCTOBER 12, ON FOX

 

FOX Sports presents live HD coverage of Major League Baseball’s 2008 postseason with Game #3 of the National League Championship Series. Teams, sites and broadcasters TBA. The game airs Sunday, Oct. 12 (8:00 PM-CC ET/5:00 PM-CC PT) on FOX. (SP-0910) (TV-N/A)

 

 

 

 

SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 28

 

[EDITOR’S NOTE: Due to the preceding NFL doubleheader, AMERICAN DAD at 7:00 PM and

7:30 PM will air on the West Coast only.]

 

--“AMERICAN DAD”—(7:00-7:30 PM PT) CC

 

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

HAYLEY BECOMES A SECRET AGENT MA’AM

ON “AMERICAN DAD”

SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 28, ON FOX

 

Patrick Stewart and Niecy Nash Make Guest Voice Appearances

 

When Hayley decides to move to France because of imperialistic oppression, Stan will do anything to stop her including revealing the fact that she was brainwashed as a child by the CIA. Feeling desperate, Stan activates her trigger word and gains control over Hayley against the advice of his boss, Bullock (Stewart). Everything is going fine until Stan remembers that if he doesn’t change Hayley back to normal, there will be deadly consequences for him. Meanwhile, Steve and Roger become private Dick Tracys in the “Haylias” episode of AMERICAN DAD airing Sunday, Sept. 28 (7:00-7:30 PM PT) on FOX. (DAD-304) (TV-14 D, V)

 

Voice Cast: Seth MacFarlane as Stan Smith and Roger the Alien; Wendy Schaal as Francine Smith; Rachael MacFarlane as Hayley; Scott Grimes as Steve; and Dee Bradley Baker as Klaus.

 

Guest Voice Cast: Jeff Fischer as Himself, Patrick Stewart as Bullock, Fred Tatasciore as Senator, John Ennis as Tex and Driver, Rolando Molina as Mex, Andre Sogliuzzo as Dill, Ying Liu as Female Announcer, Karen Maruyama as Woman, Fred Tatasciore as Bill Elliot, Martin Mull as Father Donovan, Niecy Nash as Angel

 

--“AMERICAN DAD”—(7:30-8:00 PM ET/PT) CC

 

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

BUSH FALLS OFF THE WAGON

ON “AMERICAN DAD”

SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 28, ON FOX

 

When Stan enters an essay-writing contest to have his personal hero, President Bush, come over for dinner, he is overcome with joy when the President arrives at his doorstep. However, not everyone in the Smith family shares Stan’s excitement. Haley tries to drill President Bush on the Iraq war, and Steve and Roger attempt to convince him that they’ve found Osama Bin Laden but instead get him drunk after 15 years of sobriety. Stan tries to save the President from public humiliation while Hayley revels in his fall from glory in the “Bush Comes to Dinner” episode of AMERICAN DAD Sunday, Sept. 28 (7:30-8:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (DAD-213) (TV-14 L, V)

 

Voice Cast: Seth MacFarlane as Stan Smith, Roger the Alien and Franz; Wendy Schaal as Francine Smith; Rachael MacFarlane as Hayley; Scott Grimes as Steve; and Dee Bradley Baker as Klaus and President Bush.

 

Guest Voice Cast: Patrick Stewart as Bullock; Stephen Root as Dick and Co-Worker #4; and Bobby Lee as Korean Man

 

 

 

**SEASON PREMIERE**—“THE SIMPSONS”—(8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) CC

 

HOMER THE BOUNTY HUNTER TRACKS DOWN CRIMINALS

ON THE SEASON PREMIERE OF “THE SIMPSONS”

SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 28, ON FOX

 

Robert Forster (“Jackie Brown”) and Joe Mantegna

Make Guest Voice Appearances

 

Homer is sent to jail after a haphazard, booze-free brawl at the Springfield St. Patrick’s Day parade. When he goes to get his bail bond, Homer meets Lucky Jim (guest voice Forster) and Wolf the Bounty Hunter and decides to try his own hand at the lucrative profession. The new-and-improved Homer the Bounty Hunter soon teams up with Ned Flanders to create quite the unlikely bounty-hunting duo, but when Homer’s new no-mercy attitude gets the best of him, Flanders is less than impressed. Meanwhile, unbeknownst to her, Marge begins working at an erotic bakery in the “Sex, Pies and Idiot Scrapes” season premiere episode of THE SIMPSONS airing Sunday, Sept. 28 (8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (SI-1917) (TV-14 D, L, S, V)

 

Voice Cast: Dan Castellaneta as Homer Simpson; Julie Kavner as Marge Simpson; Nancy Cartwright as Bart Simpson; Yeardley Smith as Lisa Simpson; Hank Azaria as Moe; Harry Shearer as Skinner; Pamela Haden as Milhouse; Tress MacNeille as Mrs. Skinner

 

Guest Voice Cast: Robert Forster as Lucky Jim and Joe Mantegna as Fat Tony

 

 


 

**SEASON PREMIERE**—“KING OF THE HILL”—(8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC

 

BILL GETS A SUGAR RUSH

ON THE SEASON PREMIERE OF “KING OF THE HILL”

SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 28, ON FOX

 

Bill, unwilling to change his sugary eating habits, is diagnosed with diabetes. After deciding to use a wheelchair (which he really doesn’t need), he is befriended by a rugby player named Thunder, who teaches him how to be independent. But their friendship is strained when Thunder realizes Bill isn’t really disabled in the “Dia-BILL-ic Shock” season premiere episode of KING OF THE HILL airing Sunday, Sept. 28 (8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (KH-1216) (TV-PG L)

 

Voice Cast: Mike Judge as Hank Hill & Boomhauer; Kathy Najimy as Peggy Hill; Pamela S. Adlon as Bobby Hill; Brittany Murphy as Luanne; Johnny Hardwick as Dale; Stephen Root as Bill

 

 

**SEASON PREMIERE**—“FAMILY GUY”—(9:00-9:30 PM ET/PT) CC

 

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

BRIAN AND CLEVELAND COMPETE FOR LOVE

ON THE SEASON PREMIERE OF “FAMILY GUY”

SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 28, ON FOX

 

When Brian meets Carolyn, the girl of his dreams, he decides to follow Stewie’s advice to take things slow. This drives Carolyn crazy, and she soon moves on to another man. When Brian discovers Cleveland is the new man, he does whatever it takes (even if it means involving Cleveland’s ex-wife, Loretta) to win Carolyn back in the “Love Blactually” season premiere episode of FAMILY GUY airing Sunday, Sept. 28 (9:00-9:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (FG-603) (TV-14 D, L, S, V)

 

Voice Cast: Seth MacFarlane as Peter Griffin, Stewie Griffin, Brian Griffin, and Quagmire; Alex Borstein as Lois Griffin; Seth Green as Chris Griffin; Mila Kunis as Meg Griffin; Mike Henry as Cleveland.

 

Guest Voice Cast: Kat Foster as Carolyn; John Viener as Announcer, Announcer #2, Baseball Announcer #2, Fjurg Van Der Ploeg, Henry Kissinger, Mark Wahlberg and Matthew Fox; Alec Sulkin as Baseball Announcer #1 and Voice; Ralph Garman as Conductor, Reporter and Voice in Bushes; Kirker Butler as First Caterpillar, Man, Member of Symphony; Alex Breckenridge as Jane, Kate and Roxanne; Patrick Warburton as Joe; Meredith Baxter as herself; Danny Smith as Second Caterpillar, Suitor, T.V. Announcer.

 

 


 

**SEASON PREMIERE**—“AMERICAN DAD”—(9:30-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC

 

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

ROGER CELEBRATES HIS BIRTHDAY

ON THE SEASON PREMIERE OF “AMERICAN DAD”

SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 28, ON FOX

 

The Smith family gets ready to celebrate Roger’s big 1-6-double-0 but are sidetracked by Steve’s horrifying announcement that he’s going through puberty! With the wounds still fresh from Hayley going through “the change” in their minds, Stan and Francine use experimental medicine to try and bypass the growing pains of having another teenager with raging hormones. Meanwhile, Roger gets the shaft from the family and tries to make his own birthday fun on the season premiere "1600 Candles” episode of AMERICAN DAD airing Sunday, Sept. 28 (9:30-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (DAD-320) (TV-14 D, L)

 

Voice Cast: Seth MacFarlane as Stan Smith and Roger the Alien; Wendy Schaal as Francine Smith; Rachael MacFarlane as Hayley; Scott Grimes as Steve; and Dee Bradley Baker as Klaus

 

 

 

 

MONDAY, SEPTEMBER 29

 

 

--“TERMINATOR: THE SARAH CONNOR CHRONICLES”—(8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

 

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

CLUES FROM CAMERON’S PAST ARE REVEALED

ON “TERMINATOR: THE SARAH CONNOR CHRONICLES”

MONDAY, SEPTEMBER 29, ON FOX

 

A software glitch causes Cameron to forget who she is. She goes missing from the Connors and is taken in by a street kid named Jody. Cameron and Jody end up at a halfway house where Cameron meets with a social worker who uncovers some of Cameron’s distant memories. Meanwhile, Catherine Weaver meets with Agent Ellison to discuss his future at Zeira Corp, and Ellison does some digging into Weaver’s past in the “Allison from Palmdale” episode of TERMINATOR: THE SARAH CONNOR CHRONICLES airing Monday, Sept. 29 (8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (SCC-204) (TV-14 L, V)

 

Cast: Lena Headey as Sarah Connor; Thomas Dekker as John Connor; Summer Glau as Cameron; Brian Austin Green as Derek Reese; Richard T. Jones as James Ellison; Garret Dillahunt as Cromartie; Shirley Manson as Catherine Weaver; Leven Rambin as Riley

 


 

Guest Cast: Busy Philipps as Kacy Corbin; Leah Pipes as Jody; Jon Huertas as Trevor; Jillian Armenante as Rita; Garvin Funches as Police Officer; Fay Wolf as Lila; Enrico Natale as Customer; Roberto Sanchez as Desk Sergeant; Jeff Leaf as Helmut; Ralph Cole as Male Prostitute; Amy Tolsky as Housewife; Ali Chen as Secretary; Laura Leyva as Doctor; Ace Gibson as Slacker; Jessica Makinson as Woman/Mrs. Young; Ray Conchado as Security Guard; Mackenzie Smith as Savannah

 

 

 

--“PRISON BREAK”—(9:00 PM-10:00 PM ET/PT)— CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

 

A DAY AT THE RACES PROVES ARRESTING FOR MAHONE;

GRETCHEN HAS A FAMILY REUNION; T-BAG PUTS THE PIECES TOGETHER;

AND WYATT TARGETS AGENT SELF

ON “PRISON BREAK” MONDAY, SEPTEMBER 29, ON FOX

 

Michael and the gang track a key card holder to a racetrack while Mahone gets caught with something invaluable. Gretchen has a family reunion, and Self lands on Wyatt’s radar. T-Bag begins to unravel Whistler’s code in the “Blow Out” episode of PRISON BREAK airing Monday, Sept. 29 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (PB-406) (TV-14 V)

 

Cast: Dominic Purcell as Lincoln Burrows; Wentworth Miller as Michael Scofield; Sarah Wayne Callies as Dr. Sara Tancredi; Amaury Nolasco as Fernando Sucre; William Fichtner as Alexander Mahone; Robert Knepper as Theodore “T-Bag” Bagwell; Wade Williams as Brad Bellick; Jodi Lyn O’Keefe as Gretchen; Michael Rapaport as Don Self

 

Guest Cast: Cress Williams as Wyatt; James Hiroyuki Liao as Roland Glenn; Shannon Lucio as Trishanne; Leon Russom as Pad Man; Dameon Clarke as Andrew Blaunder; Heather McComb as Emily; John Sanderford as Nathaneal Edison; Brian Poth as Brian Anderson

 
 

TUESDAY, SEPTEMBER 30

 

 

--“HOUSE”—(8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

 

A STRUGGLING ARTIST FALLS ILL AND THE TEAM MUST USE A DISCERNING EYE TO UNCOVER WHAT MAY BE HIDING BELOW THE SURFACE

ON “HOUSE” TUESDAY, SEPTEMEBER 30, ON FOX

 

Breckin Meyer and Michael Weston Guest-Star

 

House and the team take on the case of a struggling artist (guest star Breckin Meyer) who has been painting bizarre portraits. His undiagnosed illness is distorting his perception, threatening to undermine his career, his relationships and everything else in his life. The team soon finds out that he hasn’t sold anything lately and is on three separate drug trials to pay the bills. House must unlock the puzzle of which drugs are causing which symptoms before it’s too late. Meanwhile, House continues to have private investigator Lucas Douglas (guest star Michael Weston) dig up dirt on everyone on his team, including Taub who is having trouble in his marriage in the “Adverse Events” episode of HOUSE airing Tuesday, Sept. 30 (8:00-9:00 PM ET/ PT) on FOX. (HOU-503) (TV-14 D, S)

 

Cast: Hugh Laurie as Dr. Gregory House; Lisa Edelstein as Dr. Lisa Cuddy; Omar Epps as Dr. Eric Foreman; Robert Sean Leonard as Dr. James Wilson; Jennifer Morrison as Dr. Allison Cameron; Jesse Spencer as Dr. Robert Chase; Peter Jacobson as Dr. Chris Taub; Kal Penn as Dr. Lawrence Kutner; Olivia Wilde as Thirteen

 

Guest Cast:  Michael Weston as Lucas Douglas; Breckin Meyer as Brandon; Jennifer Crystal Foley as Rachel Taub; Marika Dominczyk as Heather; Sarah Knowlton as Susan; Drew Powell as Anthony

 

 

 

--“FRINGE”—(9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

 

APPEARANCE OF MYSTERIOUS CYNLINDER TRIGGERS

ODD BEHAVIOR AND SURPRISING REVELATIONS

ON “FRINGE” TUESDAY, SEPTEMBER 30, ON FOX

 

After a deadly explosion rocks a construction site in New York City, Broyles solicits the aid of our unlikely threesome to investigate a strange cylinder mysteriously found at the scene completely unharmed by the surrounding devastation. After Olivia uncovers an unbelievable commonality between disturbing events, Dr. Bishop takes matters into his own hands and Peter is forced into field duty, it almost seems as if the untraceable object is triggering the series of odd behaviors, unexpected events and surprising revelations in “The Arrival” episode of FRINGE airing Tuesday, Sept. 30 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (FR-104) (TV-14 L, V)

 

Cast: Anna Torv as Olivia Dunham, Joshua Jackson as Peter Bishop, John Noble as Walter Bishop, Lance Reddick as Phillip Broyles, Kirk Acevedo as Charlie Francis, Mark Valley as John Scott, Blair Brown as Nina Sharp; Jasika Nicole as Astrid Farnsworth

 


 

Guest Cast: Nestor Serrano, Michael Kelly and Michael Cerveris

 

 

 

WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER 1

 

 

--“BONES”—(8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

 

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

IT’S BUSINESS AS USUAL FOR BOOTH AND BRENNAN

AS THEY INVERSTIGATE AN OFFICE MANAGER’S MYSTERIOUS DEATH

ON “BONES” WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER 1, ON FOX

 

When the remains of a much-disliked company office manager are found in a building elevator shaft, Booth and Brennan must find out which one of the employees had reason to murder the victim. From a recently fired employee to the victim’s own boss, the team realizes this office manager had more than their share of complaints to file. Meanwhile, Brennan’s bleak and morbidly realistic grad student lends his insight to the case, and Hodgins and Angela try to navigate their post break-up relationship in “The Crank in the Shaft” episode of BONES airing Wednesday, Oct. 1 (8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (BON-318) (TV-14 D, L)

 

Cast: Emily Deschanel as Dr. Temperance Brennan; David Boreanaz as FBI Special Agent Seeley Booth; TJ Thyne as Dr. Jack Hodgins; Michaela Conlin as Angela Montenegro; Tamara Taylor as Dr. Camille “Cam” Saroyan; John Francis Daly as Dr. Lance Sweets

 

Guest Cast:  Katharine Leonard as Christine Gertin; Ewan Chung as Chip Yap; Devin McGinn as Ted Russo; Pete Gardner as Gary Flannery; Omi Vaidya as Hamid Hirani; Edward James Gage as Stan Nokes; Joel David Moore as Colin Fisher; David Greenman as FBI Forensic Tech Marcus Geier; Kim Robillard as Dave Farfield

 


 

--“’TIL DEATH”—(9:00-9:30 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

 

EDDIE AND JOY ARE HAPPY ABOUT ALLISON’S BREAKUP

UNTIL THEY FIND OUT HER BOYFRIEND IS LOADED

ON “‘TIL DEATH” WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER 1, ON FOX

 

Eddie and Joy’s daughter, Allison, comes home from college for a visit. She and her hippie boyfriend argue and decide to break up, which is fine with Eddie until he finds out that Doug is wealthy. Eddie and Joy then try to get the two back together by inviting Doug over for an organic dinner feast. Meanwhile, Kenny just wants them to get back together so he can get his bedroom back on the “Sugar Dougie” episode of ‘TIL DEATH airing Wednesday, Oct. 1 (9:00-9:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (TIL-305) (TV-PG D, L, S, V).

 

Cast: Brad Garrett, Joely Fisher and JB Smoove

  

--“’TIL DEATH”—(9:30-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

 

THERE’S NO PLACE LIKE HOME

ON “’TIL DEATH”

WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER 1, ON FOX

 

When Eddie and Joy spend a romantic night out in the city, Joy becomes enamored with city life and decides they should move downtown. Eddie tries to convince her to keep their house in the suburbs, but a visit to a new downtown loft development tempts him with fancy modern conveniences and causes him to reconsider his decision in the “Philadelphia Freedom” episode of ‘TIL DEATH airing Wednesday, Oct. 1 (9:30-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (TIL-211) (TV-PG D, L, S)

 

Cast: Brad Garrett, Joely Fisher, Kat Foster and Eddie Kaye Thomas

 

Guest Cast: Nick Bakay as Karl; Christopher Shea as Todd; Toni Trucks as Randy

[EDITOR’S NOTE: TIL-211 replaces the previously announced episode of DO NOT DISTURB.

DND-105 will be rescheduled for a later date.]

 

 


 

THURSDAY, OCTOBER 2

 

 

[EDITOR’S NOTE 1: KITCHEN NIGHTMARES is preempted this evening.]

[EDITOR’S NOTE 2: HOL-109/121 replaces the previously announced TBA episode of HOLE IN THE WALL.]

[EDITOR’S NOTE 3: HOL-121/113 replaces the previously announced episode of HOLE IN THE WALL.]

 

 

--“HOLE IN THE WALL”—(8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC

 

 IT’S “FLAVOR OF LOVE” VS. “ROCK OF LOVE” AND RAP VS. ROCK

ON “HOLE IN THE WALL” THURSDAY, OCTOBER 2, ON FOX

 

HOLE IN THE WALL, the body-bending, global game show phenomenon from the producers of AMERICAN IDOL barges its way to America. As one of the fastest, funniest and wettest shows on the planet, speed, agility and a hearty sense of humor are essential tools to survive facing the Hole. Two teams of three will compete against each other in multiple rounds of play, facing various barrier walls with weird and wacky cut-out shapes speeding toward them. Each team must contort their bodies either individually or in unison to fit through the wall or be swept away into a pool below. The winning team will win $25,000 and the chance to compete against the dreaded “Blind Wall” for an additional $100,000. In the first match, the “Freedom Rappers” compete against the “Guitar Heroes” as hip-hop musicians take on rock-n-rollers. The second game features a battle between reality-show vixens as the “Flavor of Love” women (Pumkin, Buckwild and Saaphyri) challenge the “Rock of Love” women (Ambre, Destiney and Jessica) on HOLE IN THE WALL airing Thursday, Oct. 2 (8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (HOL-121/113) (TV-PG L)

 

Hosts: Brooke Burns and Mark Thompson

 

 

**FOX NEWS SPECIAL**—“VICE PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION DEBATE”—(9:00 PM ET-CC/6:00 PM PT-CC)—CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

 

CANDIDATES FOR VICE PRESIDENT MEET TO DEBATE IN ST. LOUIS

THURSDAY, OCTOBER 2, ON FOX

 

The vice presidential candidates, including Democratic nominee Joseph Biden and Republican nominee Sarah Palin, will meet at the Field House Gymnasium on the campus of Washington University in St. Louis, MO, for the only vice presidential election debate of 2008. Topics of discussion will include foreign and domestic issues, and the evening will be moderated by Gwen Ifill, senior correspondent, “The NewsHour,” and moderator/managing editor of “Washington Week” on PBS. Coverage of this historic event airs Thursday, Oct. 2 (9:00 PM ET-CC/6:00 PM PT-CC) on FOX. (SP-0907) (TV-N/A)

 

 


 

FRIDAY, OCTOBER 3

 

 

--“ARE YOU SMARTER THAN A 5TH GRADER?”— (8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC

 

WILL A FORMER NASA ASTRONAUT GET A GOLD STAR

OR WILL HE SPACE OUT ON “ARE YOU SMARTER THAN A 5th GRADER?”

FRIDAY, OCTOBER 3, ON FOX

 

The sky’s the limit when an former NASA astronaut competes for $1 million on this atypical quiz show that tests adults’ lack of knowledge as revealed by how much they’ve forgotten since elementary school. These contestants find themselves in a classroom setting, revisiting their youth, as they tackle subjects ranging from art to geography and math to social studies. Players are not alone, however; there is a way for them to “cheat” in this classroom. The adults have the opportunity to get help from real grade-schoolers who will offer what they think is the correct a-n-s-w-e-r on an all-new ARE YOU SMARTER THAN A 5th GRADER? airing Friday, Oct. 3 (8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (AYS-306) (TV-PG)

 

Host: Jeff Foxworthy

 

 

--“DON’T FORGET THE LYRICS!”— (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC

 

WILL A CITY BOY AND A COUNTRY GIRL LOCK IN THE RIGHT LYRICS?

FIND OUT ON “DON’T FORGET THE LYRICS!”

FRIDAY, OCTOBER 3, ON FOX

 

We all think we know the words to popular songs, but when there’s a million dollars at stake, will contestants be able to keep singing when the music stops? Or will they be at a loss for words? A mortgage broker from New York and a country girl who yodels take center stage to sing alongside the studio band as the lyrics are projected on screen, but suddenly the music stops and the words disappear. Will they belt out the correct missing lyric or freeze under pressure? Wayne Brady hosts DON’T FORGET THE LYRICS! airing Friday, Oct. 3 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (LYR-137) (TV-PG)

 

Host: Wayne Brady

 


 

SATURDAY, OCTOBER 4

 

 

--“COPS: COAST TO COAST”—(8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) CC

 

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

OFFICERS PATROL AND CAMERAS CAPTURE CRIMINALS

ON “COPS: COAST TO COAST”

SATURDAY, OCTOBER 4, ON FOX

 

Detectives in Broward County, FL, respond to a call in a known drug-trafficking area and question a suspect who attempts to flee. Also featured are deputies in Rancho Cucamonga, CA, investigating a crime scene where the suspect leaves clues to his whereabouts. Deputies in San Diego, CA, respond to a domestic-violence call for a repeat offender on an all-new COPS: COAST TO COAST airing Saturday, Oct. 4 (8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (CP-2105) (TV-PG)

  

 

--“COPS: CRIMES IN PROGRESS SPECIAL EDITION”—(8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC

 

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

OFFICERS ARE IN HOT PURSUIT

ON “COPS: CRIMES IN PROGRESS SPECIAL EDITION”

SATURDAY, OCTOBER 4, ON FOX

 

When Detective Aaron Vigil of the Rialto, CA, Police Department assists fellow officers in a pursuit of an intoxicated and dangerous suspect, the situation gets intense after the bandit involves innocent bystanders. Also featured is Deputy Jeffery Grant of the Hillsborough, FL, County Sheriff’s Office, who stops a vehicle in a known drug area and finds that the situation is not all it’s cracked up to be on COPS: CRIMES IN PROGRESS SPECIAL EDITION airing Saturday, Oct. 4 (8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (CP-2006) (TV-PG)

 


 

--“AMERICA’S MOST WANTED: AMERICA FIGHTS BACK”—(9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC

 

“AMERICA’S MOST WANTED: AMERICA FIGHTS BACK”

CONTINUES ITS PURSUIT OF JUSTICE

SATURDAY, OCTOBER 4, ON FOX

 

AMERICA’S MOST WANTED: AMERICA FIGHTS BACK takes on the nation's hottest crime issues. This crime-fighting program focuses on capturing fugitives, protecting victims and empowering citizens within the criminal justice system. The series also takes an in-depth look at laws that harm victims, champions the cause of lawmakers fighting to protect victims' rights and presents news of recent captures, convictions and missing children cases. AMERICA’S MOST WANTED: AMERICA FIGHTS BACK airs Saturday, Oct. 4 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (MW-2205) (TV-PG V)

 

Host: John Walsh

  

[EDITOR’S NOTE: Parental rating for MW-2205 has been updated.]

 

 

--“MADtv”—(11:00 PM-MIDNIGHT ET/PT) CC

 

IT’S POLITICS AS NOT-SO-USUAL

ON “MADtv” SATURDAY, OCTOBER 4, ON FOX

 

Nicole Parker debuts her impression of “Sarah Palin” when MADtv brings on the late-night political laughter with an all-new episode of MADtv’s “Best of Politics.” Keegan-Michael key is “Barack Obama,” Erica Ash is “Michelle Obama,” while Bobby Lee introduces his “John McCain” and Arden Myrin debuts her “Cindy McCain.” The group hosts all-new sketches along with the some returning favorites of presidents, senators and scandals in the best of political sketches and parodies in an all-new episode of MADtv airing Saturday, Oct. 4 (11:00 PM-Midnight ET/PT) on FOX. (MD-1404) (TV-14 D, L, V)

Cast: Crista Flanagan, Keegan-Michael Key, Bobby Lee, Arden Myrin, Nicole Parker, Johnny Sanchez, Erica Ash, Eric Price, Lauren Pritchard and Matt Braunger

 


 

--“TALKSHOW WITH SPIKE FERESTEN”—(Midnight-12:30 AM ET/PT) CC

 

NIECY NASH BRINGS ON THE LAUGHS

ON “TALKSHOW WITH SPIKE FERESTEN”

SATURDAY, OCTOBER 4, ON FOX

 

Niecy Nash, star of the new FOX comedy series DO NOT DISTURB, will stop by the studio to sit down with Spike and join in on the late-night humor. TALKSHOW with Spike Feresten will keep you on the edge of your seat with laughter with its fresh approach to the conventional late-night format by featuring celebrity guests, musical acts, eclectic performance pieces and irreverent comedy sketches, both inside the studio and out on the streets of Los Angeles on an all new episode of TALKSHOW WITH SPIKE FERESTEN airing Saturday, Oct. 4 (Midnight-12:30AM ET/PT) on FOX. (SPK-304) (TV-14 L)

 

Host: Spike Feresten

 

Guest: Niecy Nash

  

SUNDAY, OCTOBER 5

 

 

--“KING OF THE HILL”—(7:00-7:30 PM ET/PT) CC

 

HAPPY BIRTHDAY PEGGY!

 ON “KING OF THE HILL”

SUNDAY, OCTOBER 5, ON FOX

 

Peggy is depressed that her birthday always ends up being a bust, so she vows to plan the party of the year. Hank, Bill, Boomhauer, Kahn, Luanne and the rest of the gang gather to celebrate with a disco-themed shindig on a mystery train, and everyone gets dressed in their sharpest 70s attire. Luanne ruins the mystery, and it becomes clear this is just another typical Peggy party. However, when a mystery couple tucks away in the train bathroom for some afternoon delight, a new mystery unfolds when the passengers try to find out who did the deed in the “Strangeness on a Train” episode of KING OF THE HILL airing Sunday, Oct. 5 (7:00-7:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (KH-1210) (TV-PG D)

 

Voice Cast: Mike Judge as Hank Hill & Boomhauer; Kathy Najimy as Peggy Hill; Pamela S. Adlon as Bobby Hill; Brittany Murphy as Luanne; Tom Petty as Lucky; Johnny Hardwick as Dale and Stephen Root as Bill.

 

--“KING OF THE HILL”—(7:30-8:00 PM ET/PT) CC

 

PICKPOCKETING MIX-UP

ON “KING OF THE HILL”

SUNDAY, OCTOBER 5, ON FOX

 

Fred Willard Makes Guest Voice Appearance

 

When Hank accidentally lifts another man's wallet, the man becomes bent out of shape and vows revenge. Hank, Bill and Boomhauer try to return the wallet to his home and the man decides to chase the guys all the way to the new sports bar where Dale works. The man is apprehended by Officer Brown (Fred Willard) at the restaurant, and the men of Arlen are safe. Meanwhile, Bobby is falsely accused of a crime at school and as a punishment, he is assigned to follow Officer Brown around town in the “Cops and Robert” episode of KING OF THE HILL airing Sunday, Oct. 5 (7:30-8:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (KH-1211) (TV-PG L, V)

 

Voice Cast: Mike Judge as Hank Hill & Boomhauer; Kathy Najimy as Peggy Hill; Pamela S. Adlon as Bobby Hill; Brittany Murphy as Luanne; Tom Petty as Lucky; Johnny Hardwick as Dale and Stephen Root as Bill.

 

Guest Voice Cast: Fred Willard as Officer Brown

  

--“THE SIMPSONS”—(8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) CC

 

BART MAKES THE ULTIMATE PRANK CALL

ON “THE SIMPSONS” SUNDAY, OCTOBER 5, ON FOX

 

Denis Leary and Brian Grazer Make Guest Voice Appearances

 

In order to save up money to buy a cell phone, Bart takes a job at a country club retrieving golf balls. While at the course, Bart watches celebrities, including Leary (guest-starring as himself) playing a round. When Leary’s cell phone rings just as he is about to take a swing, he furiously throws the phone in the air and it lands right next to Bart. Bart decides to keep the cell and makes prank calls to all over the world pretending to be Leary. He even accepts a job offer from famed producer Grazer (guest-starring as himself) to star in the film version of “Everyone Poops.” When Marge discovers what Bart has been up to, she confiscates the device and calls Leary to return the phone. But Leary has a better idea, and instructs Marge to activate the GPS system on the phone so she can track Bart’s every move. Bart quickly catches on and devises a plan that sends the family on a wild goose chase all the way to Machu Picchu in the “Lost Verizon” episode of THE SIMPSONS airing Sunday, Oct. 5 (8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (SI-1915) (TV-PG D, L, V)

 


 

Voice Cast: Dan Castellaneta as Homer Simpson; Julie Kavner as Marge Simpson; Nancy Cartwright as Bart Simpson; Yeardley Smith as Lisa Simpson; Hank Azaria as Moe; Harry Shearer as Skinner; Pamela Haden as Milhouse; Tress MacNeille as Mrs. Skinner

 

Guest Voice Cast: Denis Leary as himself; Brian Grazer as himself

 

 

--“KING OF THE HILL”—(8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC

 

HANK GOES GREEN

ON “KING OF THE HILL”

SUNDAY, OCTOBER 5, ON FOX

 

When a local paper plans to run a story about Strickland Propane illegally dumping old propane tanks into the river, Hank suggests the company go green. Once the ladies of Arlen hear of the eco-efforts made by the company, Dale decides to make to help out Strickland with their carbon off-sets to garner the attention of the girls. To impress the ladies, Dale organizes an earth benefit concert that goes wrong in an all-new episode of “Earthy Girls are Easy” on KING OF THE HILL airing Sunday, Oct. 5 (8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (KH-1217) (TV-PG L)  

 

Voice Cast: Mike Judge as Hank Hill & Boomhauer; Kathy Najimy as Peggy Hill; Pamela S. Adlon as Bobby Hill; Brittany Murphy as Luanne; Tom Petty as Lucky; Johnny Hardwick as Dale and Stephen Root as Bill

 

--“FAMILY GUY”—(9:00-9:30 PM ET/PT) CC

 

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

PETER FINDS THE WORD 

ON “FAMILY GUY”

SUNDAY, OCTOBER 5, ON FOX

 

When Peter re-discovers his love for the painfully annoying yet seductively catchy tune “The Bird’s the Word,” Brian and Stewie decide to take matters into their own hands to ensure that the song will never be heard again! On the verge of tears, Peter goes to every record store in Quahog to track down his beloved jingle, when he runs into a familiar face. Realizing that it is the one and only Jesus Christ, Peter wants the world to know that he and J.C. are BFFs in the “I Dream of Jesus” episode of FAMILY GUY airing Sunday, Oct. 5 (9:00-9:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (FG-605) (TV-14 D, L, S, V)

 

Voice Cast: Seth MacFarlane as Peter Griffin, Stewie Griffin, Brian Griffin and Quagmire; Alex Borstein as Lois Griffin; Seth Green as Chris Griffin; Mila Kunis as Meg Griffin; Mike Henry as Cleveland

 

Guest Voice Cast: Ike Barinholtz as Dane Cook; Alex Breckenridge as Nicole Ritchie and Crowd; Johnny Brennan as Mort; James Burkholder as Kid #1; Kirker Butler as George W. Bush; Steve Callaghan as James Dean and Quahog Citizen #1; Chris Cox as Waiter and Passerby/Crowd; Theron Fuselier as Guard; Ralph Garman as Manager, Scientist, Maitre d’ and Guy; Mark Hentemann as Male Voices and Audience Member #1; Russ Leatherman as Moviefone Guy; Amanda MacDonald as Lindsay Lohan; Debra Wilson Skelton as Star Jones; Danny Smith as Alan Sherman Record, Sheriff and Audience Member #2; Alex Sulkin as Clerk and Jesus Christ; Patrick Warburton as Joe; Adam West as Mayor West

  

 

--“AMERICAN DAD”—(9:30-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC

 

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

IT’S THE THREE FACES OF ROGER

ON “AMERICAN DAD” SUNDAY, OCTOBER 5, ON FOX

 

When Roger discovers that someone has maxed out his credit card, he is certain it is identify theft and is determined to bring down the crook. After playing “Matlock” for a few days and dishing out some street justice, he realizes things are not quite right and seem all too familiar. Meanwhile, the rest of the Smith family gets sucked into a mean game of Simon on "The One That Got Away” episode of AMERICAN DAD airing Sunday, October 5 (9:30-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (DAD-316) (TV-14 D, L, V)

 

Voice Cast: Seth MacFarlane as Stan Smith and Roger the Alien; Wendy Schaal as Francine Smith; Rachael MacFarlane as Hayley; Scott Grimes as Steve; and Dee Bradley Baker as Klaus

 

Guest Voice Cast: Diane Delano as Supervisor; John DiMaggio as Homeless Guy #1; Paige King as Clerk; Matt McKenna as Homeless Guy #3 and Mr. Stashwick; Diane Robin as Jewelry Clerk; Lew Schneider as Nerdy Radio Host #1 & #2; JK Simmons as McCreary

 

 

 

FRANCINE’S ON A QUEST FOR REVENGE

ON “AMERICAN DAD”

SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 21, ON FOX

 

When Francine’s birthday brings back haunting memories of a celebrity film moment stolen by George Clooney, Francine’s new dream is to destroy the star.  But when she tries to win Clooney’s heart with the intention of breaking it, Stan actually falls for him and sabotages the plan. Meanwhile back at home, Roger builds a vineyard and starts up a private sweat shop of foster children in the “Tears of a Clooney” episode of AMERICAN DAD airing Sunday, Sept. 21 (7:00-7:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (DAD-204) (TV-14 D, L, V)

 

Voice Cast: Seth MacFarlane as Stan Smith, Roger the Alien and Franz; Wendy Schaal as Francine Smith; Rachael MacFarlane as Hayley; Scott Grimes as Steve; and Dee Bradley Baker as Klaus and Boxleitner.

 

Guest Voice Cast: Andre Sogliuzzo as George Clooney; Kate Jackson as herself; Paget Brewster as Raina and John DiMaggio as Petkov.

 

 

 

--“THE SIMPSONS”—(7:30-8:00 PM ET/PT) CC

 

LISA RISES TO SHOWBIZ STARDOM

ON “THE SIMPSONS” SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 21, ON FOX

 

Drew Carey Makes Guest Voice Appearance

 

90-Minute SIMPSONS Mini-Marathon Begins

 

As Krusty’s new assistant, Lisa steals the spotlight and gets her own television show, leaving Krusty behind. But when she’s honored as Entertainer of the Year at the Springfield Media Awards, she realizes that the she may not be cut out for showbiz after all. Meanwhile, Bart and Homer spend some time bonding through their newfound love of coin-collecting in the “All About Lisa” episode of THE SIMPSONS airing Sunday, Sept. 21 (7:30-8:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (SI-1913) (TV-PG D, L, S, V)

 

Voice Cast: Dan Castellaneta as Homer Simpson; Julie Kavner as Marge Simpson; Nancy Cartwright as Bart Simpson; Yeardley Smith as Lisa Simpson; Hank Azaria as Moe; Harry Shearer as Skinner; Pamela Haden as Milhouse; Tress MacNeille as J.C.; Russi Taylor as Martin

 

Guest Voice Cast: Drew Carey as himself

 

 


 

--“THE SIMPSONS”—(8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) CC

 

HOMER FULFILLS HIS MOTHER’S FINAL WISHES

ON “THE SIMPSONS” SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 21, ON FOX

 

Glenn Close and Lance Armstrong Make Guest-Voice Appearances

 

90-Minute SIMPSONS Mini-Marathon Continues

 

When Homer’s mother Mona (guest voice Glenn Close) unexpectedly passes away, Homer is filled with guilt for not telling her how much he loved her before she died. To make it up to her, Homer decides to fulfill her final wishes by throwing her ashes over Lake Wastershare at Springfield Monument Park in the “Mona Leaves-a” episode of THE SIMPSONS airing Sunday, Sept. 21 (8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (SI-1912) (TV-PG L, V)

 

Voice Cast: Dan Castellaneta as Homer Simpson; Julie Kavner as Marge Simpsons; Nancy Cartwright as Bart Simpson; Yeardley Smith as Lisa Simpson; Hank Azaria as Moe; Harry Shearer as Alan; Pamela Haden as Lady; Tress MacNeille as Female Employee

 

Guest Voice Cast: Glenn Close as Mona; Lance Armstrong as himself.

 

 

 

--“THE SIMPSONS”—(8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC

 

HOMER AND MARGE HELP A FORMER COUNTRY MUSIC STAR

PAY OFF HER DEBT TO SOCIETY

ON “THE SIMPSONS” SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 21, ON FOX

 

Beverly D’Angelo and the Dixie Chicks Make Guest-Voice Appearances

 

90-Minute SIMPSONS Mini-Marathon Concludes

 

When Mayor Quimby realizes the city of Springfield has gone broke, Homer suggests they feign a natural disaster in order to obtain relief funds from the federal government.  When the plan goes awry, Lisa goes through the town’s financial records only to discover millions in uncollected city taxes. Springfield hits up its most notorious tax evaders, and Lurleen Lumpkin, a country music star Homer once managed, remains the last outstanding debtor. As Springfieldians scour the city to find her, Marge reluctantly permits the fugitive to stay with the family, creating a very interesting dynamic in the Simpson household in the “Papa Don’t Leech” episode of THE SIMPSONS airing Sunday, Sept. 21 (8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (SI-1909) (TV-PG D, V)

 

Voice Cast: Dan Castellaneta as Homer Simpson; Julie Kavner as Marge Simpsons; Nancy Cartwright as Bart Simpson; Yeardley Smith as Lisa Simpson; Hank Azaria as Moe; Harry Shearer as Ned Flanders; Pamela Hayden as Emily Robison; Russi Taylor as Martin

 

Guest Voice Cast: Beverly D’Angelo as Lurleen; Dixie Chicks as themselves

 


 

--“FAMILY GUY”—(9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC

 

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

IT’S THE FARCE OF THE FORCE

ON “FAMILY GUY” SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 21, ON FOX

 

When the power goes out in the Griffin home, Peter decides to educate his family and pass along the greatest story ever told…the story of Star Wars! After Princess Leia (Lois) comes under siege by Darth Vader (Stewie) and his evil Storm Troopers, C-3PO (Quagmire) and R2-D2 (Cleveland) escape to find the only person who can help the Rebel Alliance. On their quest thorough the desert planet of Tatooine, C-3PO and R-2D2 find extra help in Obi-Wan Kenobi (Creepy Guy), Luke Skywalker (Chris), Han Solo (Peter) and Chewbacca (Brian) and head back to battle the Death Star in an epic intergalactic fight to the death in the “Blue Harvest, Parts 1 & 2” episode of FAMILY GUY airing Sunday, Sept. 21 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (FG-516/522) (TV-14 D, L, V)

 

Voice Cast: Seth MacFarlane as Peter Griffin, Stewie Griffin, Brian Griffin, and Quagmire; Alex Borstein as Lois Griffin; Seth Green as Chris Griffin; Mila Kunis as Meg Griffin; Mike Henry as Cleveland.

 

 

MONDAY, SEPTEMBER 22

“TERMINATOR: THE SARAH CONNOR CHRONICLES”—(8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

 

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

A LOVE TRIANGLE EMERGES ON

“TERMINATOR: THE SARAH CONNOR CHRONICLES”

MONDAY, SEPTEMBER 22, ON FOX

 

After Cromartie kidnaps Charley’s wife, Sarah and Derek are put to the test, as they must outwit him to ensure a safe rescue, but at what cost? Meanwhile, John is in his own sticky situation as he finds himself caught between Cameron and Riley in “The Mousetrap” episode of TERMINATOR: THE SARAH CONNOR CHRONICLES airing Monday, Sept. 22 (8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (SCC-205) (TV-14 L, V)

 

Cast: Lena Headey as Sarah Connor; Thomas Dekker as John Connor; Summer Glau as Cameron,; Brian Austin Green as Derek Reese; Richard T. Jones as James Ellison; Garret Dillahunt as Cromartie; Shirley Manson as Catherine Weaver; Leven Rambin as Riley.

 

Guest Cast: Dean Winters as Charley Dixon; Sonya Walger as Michelle Dixon; Busy Philipps as Kacy Corbin; Lisa Canning as News Anchor; William C. Mitchell as Pastor.

 


 

--“PRISON BREAK”—(9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT)—CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

 

MICHAEL TRACKS THE NEXT CARD KEY TO THE TREASURY DEPARTMENT;

SUCRE AND BELLICK SEARCH FOR T-BAG

WHO AROUSES SUSPICIONS AND FORMS ALLIANCES AT HIS NEW JOB;

WYATT GETS PERSONAL WITH GRETCHEN

ON “PRISON BREAK” MONDAY, SEPTEMBER 22, ON FOX

 

The search for the next card key holder brings Michael and Lincoln to the Treasury Department. Sucre and Bellick track T-Bag, who arouses suspicions and forms an uneasy alliance at his new job. Wyatt uses his personal touch with Gretchen on the “Safe & Sound” episode of PRISON BREAK airing Monday, Sept. 22 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (PB-405) (TV-14 L, V)

 

Cast: Dominic Purcell as Lincoln Burrows; Wentworth Miller as Michael Scofield; Sarah Wayne Callies as Dr. Sara Tancredi; Amaury Nolasco as Fernando Sucre; William Fichtner as Alexander Mahone; Robert Knepper as Theodore “T-Bag” Bagwell; Wade Williams as Brad Bellick; Jodi Lyn O’Keefe as Gretchen; Michael Rapaport as Don Self

 

Guest Cast: Cress Williams as Wyatt; James Hiroyuki Liao as Roland Glenn; Callie Thorne as Pam Mahone; Shannon Lucio as Trishanne; Leon Russom as Pad Man; Tara Karsian as Georgie; Dameon Clarke as Andrew Blaunder; Shaun Duke as Griffin Oren

  

TUESDAY, SEPTEMBER 23

 

 

--“HOUSE”—(8:00-9:01 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

 

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

THE TEAM INVESTIGATES A STRING OF MYSTERIOUS DEATHS

CENTERING AROUND A SINGLE ORGAN DONOR, AND HOUSE HIRES

A PRIVATE INVESTIGATOR TO SNOOP ON WILSON AND THE TEAM

ON “HOUSE” TUESDAY, SEPTEMBER 23, ON FOX

 

When several people die suddenly and without warning five years after receiving transplants from a single organ donor, House and the team rush to save the only two surviving recipients. With one already dying and other healthy but sure to fall ill at any moment, the team must find out what was wrong with the original organ donor. As the team sorts through the records on the deceased donor recipients to find the common thread, they must deal with a new intrusion. House has hired Lucas (guest star Michael Weston), a private investigator, to dig up information about the deceased despite the team’s skepticism. Meanwhile, House auditions new best friends to replace Wilson, and soon uses Lucas for his own personal means to spy on Wilson and the other team members in the “Not Cancer” episode of HOUSE airing Tuesday, Sept. 23 (8:00-9:01 PM ET/ PT) on FOX. (HOU-502) (TV-14 D)

 


 

Cast: Hugh Laurie as Dr. Gregory House; Lisa Edelstein as Dr. Lisa Cuddy; Omar Epps as Dr. Eric Foreman; Robert Sean Leonard as Dr. James Wilson; Jennifer Morrison as Dr. Allison Cameron; Jesse Spencer as Dr. Robert Chase; Peter Jacobson as Dr. Chris Taub; Kal Penn as Dr. Lawrence Kutner; Olivia Wilde as Thirteen

 

Guest Cast:  Michael Weston as Lucas; Felicia Day as Apple; Tim Conlon as Dr. Laibson; Elaine Kagan as Belinda; Melissa Loprire as Girl; Christine Lucas as Emma; Denice Sealy as Nurse; Tyler Patton as Neurosurgeon; Eric Kaldor as Frank; Aimee Bell as Holly; Dennis Keiffer as Danny; David Buglione as Rico; Mark Beltzman as Tibalt Oyylant; Mike Gaines as Morgan; Jamine Alvarez as April; Bobbin Bergstrom as Nurse

 

 

 

--“FRINGE”—(9:01-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

 

MAN’S EXTRA-SENSORY CONDITION FORESEES PATTERN-RELATED TERROR ON “FRINGE” TUESDAY, SEPTEMBER 23, ON FOX

 

In the third episode of this new procedural thriller that explores the blurring line between the possible and the unimaginable, our unlikely trio investigates a horrific bus incident in which the dead bodies of commuters are frozen inside a bus like insects in amber. Led by the unconventional Dr. Bishop, who requests a piano in the lab to help him process data, the team uncovers a man who has visions of Pattern-related disturbances before they happen, and race to decipher the distraught man’s thoughts to prevent another atrocious event from occurring in “The Ghost Network” episode of FRINGE airing Tuesday, Sept. 23 (9:01-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (FR-103) (TV-14 V)

 

Cast: Anna Torv as Olivia Dunham, Joshua Jackson as Peter Bishop, John Noble as Walter Bishop, Lance Reddick as Phillip Broyles, Kirk Acevedo as Charlie Francis, Mark Valley as John Scott, Blair Brown as Nina Sharp and Jasika Nicole as Astrid Farnsworth

 

Guest Cast: Zak Orth as Roy; Peter Hermann as Grant; David Lansbury as Businessman; Donnie Keshawarz as Gerard; Brian Tarantina as Nice Guy

 
 

WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMBER 24

 

 

--“BONES”—(8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

 

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

 AN OBSESSIVE-COMPULSIVE MAN BECOMES THE VICTIM

OF A NOT-SO-PERFECT MURDER

ON “BONES” WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMBER 24, ON FOX

 

Eric Millegan Returns

 

When a shocked teenager finds a dismembered body laying in pieces in a strange purple pool of water, Brennan and Booth come to the scene only to find the victim\'s head is missing. With help from Brennan\'s newest grad student, Wendell, the team discovers the body is that of Jared Addison, a 25-year-old science fiction writer who suffers from OCD and a crippling fear of germs. With Sweets\' psychological insight into Jared\'s perfectly regimented world, Booth and Brennan track down a number of suspects including Jared\'s psychologist, his much older girlfriend and his science-fiction book publisher, all of whom have good reason to want Jared out of their lives. However, without the victim\'s head, the team struggles to find enough evidence to locate a killer – that is, until they receive insight from Zack, who studies the case from afar at his psychiatric facility with case information provided to him by Hodgins. Meanwhile, Brennan scolds Booth for not letting her ever fend for herself in “The Perfect Pieces in the Purple Pond” episode of BONES airing Wednesday, Sept. 24 (8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (BON-401) (TV-14 D, L, S)

 

Cast: Emily Deschanel as Dr. Temperance Brennan; David Boreanaz as FBI Special Agent Seeley Booth; TJ Thyne as Dr. Jack Hodgins; Michaela Conlin as Angela Montenegro; Tamara Taylor as Dr. Camille “Cam” Saroyan; John Francis Daly as Dr. Lance Sweets

 

Guest Cast:  Eric Millegan as Zack Addy; Michael Grant Terry as Wendell Bray; Dean Cudworth as Jim Amerian; Matt Doherty as Gary Tushman; Debra Christofferson as Kelly Sutton; Todd Robert Anderson as David Sutton; Lisa Kamnir as Tilda Addison; Ryan Alvarez as Ralph; Ronobir Lahiri as Barista; Ransford Doherty as Detective Paynter; Gregory Hinton as Orderly; Jamie Renee Smith as Karen; Brian David Miller as Todd

 

 

--“’TIL DEATH”—(9:00-9:30 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

 

EDDIE AND KENNY DUKE IT OUT OVER WHO IS THE BEST LISTENER

AND WHO IS JOY’S BEST FRIEND

ON “‘TIL DEATH” WEDNESDAY, SEPT. 24, ON FOX

 

When Kenny becomes Joy’s new “girlfriend,” Eddie feels left out and gets jealous of their girl-talk. In an attempt to feel included, Eddie crashes Joy’s ‘70s-themed work party and sends Joy to the hospital in a disco mishap on the “Dreamguys” episode of ‘TIL DEATH airing Wednesday, Sept. 24 (9:00-9:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (TIL-304) (TV-PG D, L, V)

 

Cast: Brad Garrett, Joely Fisher and JB Smoove

 

Guest Cast: Vicki Lewis as Melissa, Jeremy Guskin as Raj and Regan Burns as Dan

 

 

--“DO NOT DISTURB”—(9:30-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

 

RHONDA AND NEAL BUTT HEADS OVER

WHO’S REALLY IN CHARGE OF HIRING AND FIRING

ON “DO NOT DISTURB” WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMEBER 24, ON FOX

 

When it comes time for performance bonuses to be given out to the staff at The Inn, everyone is on their best behavior to impress Rhonda and Neal. However, when Neal fires a bartender on the staff for no good reason, Rhonda is at his throat and they are sent into a stand-off fight, leaving little time to dedicate to allotting the staff\'s bonuses.  As Larry, Nicole, Molly and Gus try to figure out how to reconcile Rhonda and Neal, the philandering owner of The Inn and his wife stop by the hotel for the weekend, and neither is shy about their affections for certain members of the staff. As the owner\'s wife pursues Neal, Rhonda steps in to try to save him from an intoxicating situation in the “Dosing” episode of DO NOT DISTURB airing Wednesday, Sept. 24 (9:30-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (DND-104) (TV-14 D, L)

 

Cast: Niecy Nash as Rhonda; Jerry O’Connell as Neal; Molly Stanton as Nicole; Jesse Tyler Ferguson as Larry; Jolene Purdy as Molly; Dave Franco as Gus

 

Guest Cast: Jon Polito as RJ; Anita Barone as Mindy; Alex Quijano as Darren; Blake Hood as Austin

 

 


 

THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 25

 

[EDITOR’S NOTE: HOLE IN THE WALL is preempted this night.]

 

 

--“KITCHEN NIGHTMARES”—“Trobiano’s”—(8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC

 

IT’S BLISS OR BUST AS CHEF GORDON RAMSAY

ATTEMPTS TO TURN TROBIANO’S AROUND

ON “KITCHEN NIGHTMARES”

THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 25, ON FOX

 

Chef Gordon Ramsay visits Trobiano’s, an Italian restaurant in Great Neck, NY, that’s a half-million dollars in debt. Owner and Executive Chef Anthony Trobiano’s girlfriend’s parents have thrown their life savings into his restaurant and the failing business has their relationship on the rocks. He needs Gordon’s help to turn his business around and help mend his relationship with girlfriend Tiffany. However, when Chef Ramsay confronts Anthony about the cleanliness of the kitchen and the not-so-tasty food, it leads to an all-out confrontation and Chef Ramsay walks out. Bon Appétit magazine has a reservation for re-launch night, so both the front of the house and the kitchen must be ready to impress. Will the family and Gordon be able to get back on track and help this nightmare end? Find out when Chef Ramsay visits “Trobiano’s” on KITCHEN NIGHTMARES airing Thursday, Sept. 25 (8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (KN-112) (TV-14 D, L)

 

Cast: Head Chef Gordon Ramsay

 

 

--“KITCHEN NIGHTMARES”—“Black Pearl—(9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC

 

IT’S ALL FISH AND GAMES UNTIL SOMEONE PLAYS KNOW-IT-ALL

ON “KITCHEN NIGHTMARES”

THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 25, ON FOX

 

Black Pearl, a seafood restaurant in New York, NY, is struggling to get out of debt and has turned to Chef Gordon Ramsay for help. With three different owners running the kitchen, the restaurant lacks consistency in both food and service. The staff is frustrated by the lack of direction, which leads to chaos and miscommunication during dinner service and leaves everyone frustrated. David, one of the owners, is referred to by the staff as a “know-it-all,” is resistant to change and questions Gordon on his every move. As the re-launch quickly approaches, David still doesn’t believe in any of the changes Gordon has tried to instill which leads to an all-out brawl. Tune in to find out how this episode unfolds and to see the most shocking results ever seen on the show that leave Gordon speechless in the “Black Pearl” episode of KITCHEN NIGHTMARES airing Thursday, Sept. 25 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (KN-116) (TV-14 L)

 

Cast: Head Chef Gordon Ramsay

 
 

FRIDAY, SEPTEMBER 26

 

[EDITOR’S NOTE: DON’T FORGET THE LYRICS! is preempted this evening.]

 

--“ARE YOU SMARTER THAN A 5TH GRADER?”—(8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC

 

IVY LEAGUE GRADUATE TESTS HIS $KILLS ON

“ARE YOU SMARTER THAN A 5th GRADER?”

FRIDAY, SEPTEMBER 26, ON FOX

 

An Ivy League graduate from Cornell heads back to the classroom on this atypical quiz show that tests adults’ lack of knowledge as revealed by how much they’ve forgotten since elementary school. These contestants find themselves in a classroom setting, revisiting their youth, as they tackle subjects ranging from art to geography and math to social studies. Players are not alone, however; there is a way for them to “cheat” in this classroom. The adults have the opportunity to get help from real grade-schoolers who will offer what they think is the correct a-n-s-w-e-r on an all-new ARE YOU SMARTER THAN A 5th GRADER? airing Friday, Sept. 26 (8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (AYS-305) (TV-PG)

 

Host: Jeff Foxworthy

 

 

**FOX NEWS SPECIAL**—“PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION DEBATE #1”—(9:00 PM ET-CC/6:00 PM PT-CC)—CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

 

PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATES MEET FOR THE FIRST OF THREE DEBATES

LEADING UP TO ELECTION DAY

FRIDAY, SEPTEMBER 26, ON FOX

 

The presidential candidates, including Democratic nominee Barack Obama and Republican nominee John McCain, will meet at the Gertrude C. Ford Center on the campus of the University of Mississippi in Oxford, MS, for the first of three presidential election debates. Topics of discussion will include foreign policy and national security issues, and the evening will be moderated by Jim Lehrer, executive editor and anchor of “The News Hour” on PBS. Coverage of this historic event airs Friday, Sept. 26 (9:00 PM ET-CC/6:00 PM PT-CC) on FOX. (SP-0906) (TV-N/A)

 

 

SATURDAY, SEPTEMBER 27

 

 

--“COPS: BLACK & BLUE & WHITE”—(8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) CC

 

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

OFFICERS PROTECT AND SERVE ON “COPS: BLACK & BLUE & WHITE”

SATURDAY, SEPTEMBER 27, ON FOX

 

When officers in Las Vegas, NV, respond to a domestic-disturbance call, they realize this isn’t the first time they’ve been called to this residence, so they decide to use a soft hand with the distraught family once they detain the suspect. Detectives in Broward County, FL, intercept a drug deal and question the suspects. Also featured are law-enforcement officials in Pomona, CA, who must referee a domestic disturbance on an all-new COPS: BLACK & BLUE & WHITE airing Saturday, Sept. 27 (8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (CP-2104) (TV-PG L, V)

 

 

 

--“COPS: WILD CHASES SPECIAL EDITION”—(8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC

 

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

FLEEING SUSPECTS TRIGGER SIZZLING PURSUITS ON

 “COPS: WILD CHASES SPECIAL EDITION”

SATURDAY, SEPTEMBER 27, ON FOX

 

When officers in Spokane, WA, spot a stolen truck, the suspects take off through country roads and outpace police in an off-road chase through a heavily wooded area.  As one officer attempts to keep up with the well-equipped truck, his vehicle catches fire, adding fuel to an already intense situation. Also featured are officers in Rialto, CA, and Palm Beach County, FL, encountering uncertain circumstances when they respond to calls of suspicious behavior and the suspects flee on COPS: WILD CHASES SPECIAL EDITION airing Saturday, Sept. 27 (8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (CP-2034) (TV-PG)

 

 


 

--“AMERICA’S MOST WANTED: AMERICA FIGHTS BACK”—(9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC

 

“AMERICA’S MOST WANTED: AMERICA FIGHTS BACK”

CONTINUES ITS PURSUIT OF JUSTICE

SATURDAY, SEPTEMBER 27, ON FOX

 

AMERICA’S MOST WANTED: AMERICA FIGHTS BACK takes on the nation\'s hottest crime issues. This crime-fighting program focuses on capturing fugitives, protecting victims and empowering citizens within the criminal justice system. The series also takes an in-depth look at laws that harm victims, champions the cause of lawmakers fighting to protect victims\' rights and presents news of recent captures, convictions and missing children cases. AMERICA’S MOST WANTED: AMERICA FIGHTS BACK airs Saturday, Sept. 27 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (MW-2204) (TV-14 V)

 

Host: John Walsh

 

 

--“MADtv”—(11:00 PM-Midnight ET/PT) CC

 

THE LATE-NIGHT MADNESS CONTINUES

ON “MADtv” SATURDAY, SEPTEMBER 27, ON FOX

 

Newcomer Matt Braunger plays singer/songwriter “John Mayer” in a parody of Mayer’s love songs. The show will feature an installment of “Albania’s Got Talent” and faux FOX News segments on Barack Obama in an all-new episode of MADtv airing Saturday, Sept. 27 (11:00 PM-Midnight ET/PT) on FOX. (MD-1403) (TV-14 D, L, V)

                                               

Cast: Crista Flanagan, Keegan-Michael Key, Bobby Lee, Arden Myrin, Nicole Parker, Johnny Sanchez, Erica Ash, Eric Price, Lauren Pritchard and Matt Braunger

 

 

--“TALKSHOW WITH SPIKE FERESTEN”—(Midnight-12:30 AM ET/PT) CC

 

SPIKE UP YOUR LATE NIGHT

ON “TALKSHOW WITH SPIKE FERESTEN”

SATURDAY, SEPTEMBER 27, ON FOX

 

TALKSHOW WITH SPIKE FERESTEN will keep you on the edge of your seat with laughter with its fresh approach to the conventional late-night format by featuring celebrity guests, musical acts, eclectic performance pieces and irreverent comedy sketches, both inside the studio and out on the streets of Los Angeles on TALKSHOW WITH SPIKE FERESTEN airing Saturday, Sept. 27 (Midnight-12:30 AM ET/PT) on FOX. (SPK-303) (TV-14 L)

 

Host: Spike Feresten

 


 

SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 28

 

[EDITOR’S NOTE: Due to the preceding NFL doubleheader, AMERICAN DAD at 7:00 PM and

7:30 PM will air on the West Coast only.]

 

--“AMERICAN DAD”—(7:00-7:30 PM PT) CC

 

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

HAYLEY BECOMES A SECRET AGENT MA’AM

ON “AMERICAN DAD”

SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 28, ON FOX

 

Patrick Stewart and Niecy Nash Make Guest Voice Appearances

 

When Hayley decides to move to France because of imperialistic oppression, Stan will do anything to stop her including revealing the fact that she was brainwashed as a child by the CIA. Feeling desperate, Stan activates her trigger word and gains control over Hayley against the advice of his boss, Bullock (Stewart). Everything is going fine until Stan remembers that if he doesn’t change Hayley back to normal, there will be deadly consequences for him. Meanwhile, Steve and Roger become private Dick Tracys in the “Haylias” episode of AMERICAN DAD airing Sunday, Sept. 28 (7:00-7:30 PM PT) on FOX. (DAD-304) (TV-14 D, V)

 

Voice Cast: Seth MacFarlane as Stan Smith and Roger the Alien; Wendy Schaal as Francine Smith; Rachael MacFarlane as Hayley; Scott Grimes as Steve; and Dee Bradley Baker as Klaus.

 

Guest Voice Cast: Jeff Fischer as Himself, Patrick Stewart as Bullock, Fred Tatasciore as Senator, John Ennis as Tex and Driver, Rolando Molina as Mex, Andre Sogliuzzo as Dill, Ying Liu as Female Announcer, Karen Maruyama as Woman, Fred Tatasciore as Bill Elliot, Martin Mull as Father Donovan, Niecy Nash as Angel

 

 

--“AMERICAN DAD”—(7:30-8:00 PM ET/PT) CC

 

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

BUSH FALLS OFF THE WAGON

ON “AMERICAN DAD”

SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 28, ON FOX

 

When Stan enters an essay-writing contest to have his personal hero, President Bush, come over for dinner, he is overcome with joy when the President arrives at his doorstep. However, not everyone in the Smith family shares Stan’s excitement. Haley tries to drill Pres. Bush on the Iraq war, and Steve and Roger attempt to convince him that they’ve found Osama Bin Laden but instead get him drunk after 15 years of sobriety. Stan tries to save the President from public humiliation while Hayley revels in his fall from glory in the “Bush Comes to Dinner” episode of AMERICAN DAD Sunday, Sept. 28 (7:30-8:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (DAD-213) (TV-14 L, V)

 

Voice Cast: Seth MacFarlane as Stan Smith, Roger the Alien and Franz; Wendy Schaal as Francine Smith; Rachael MacFarlane as Hayley; Scott Grimes as Steve; and Dee Bradley Baker as Klaus and President Bush.

 

Guest Voice Cast: Patrick Stewart as Bullock; Stephen Root as Dick and Co-Worker #4; and Bobby Lee as Korean Man

  

**SEASON PREMIERE**—“THE SIMPSONS”—(8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) CC

 

HOMER THE BOUNTY HUNTER TRACKS DOWN CRIMINALS

ON “THE SIMPSONS” SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 28, ON FOX

 

Robert Forster (“Jackie Brown”) and Joe Mantegna

Make Guest Voice Appearances

 

Homer is sent to jail after a haphazard, booze-free brawl at the Springfield St. Patrick’s Day parade. When he goes to get his bail bond, Homer meets Lucky Jim (guest voice Forster) and Wolf the Bounty Hunter and decides to try his own hand at the lucrative profession. The new-and-improved Homer the Bounty Hunter soon teams up with Ned Flanders to create quite the unlikely bounty-hunting duo, but when Homer’s new no-mercy attitude gets the best of him, Flanders is less than impressed. Meanwhile, unbeknownst to her, Marge begins working at an erotic bakery in the “Sex, Pies and Idiot Scrapes” season premiere episode of THE SIMPSONS airing Sunday, Sept. 28 (8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (SI-1917) (TV-14 D, L, S, V)

 

Voice Cast: Dan Castellaneta as Homer Simpson; Julie Kavner as Marge Simpson; Nancy Cartwright as Bart Simpson; Yeardley Smith as Lisa Simpson; Hank Azaria as Moe; Harry Shearer as Skinner; Pamela Haden as Milhouse; Tress MacNeille as Mrs. Skinner

 

Guest Voice Cast: Robert Forster as Lucky Jim and Joe Mantegna as Fat Tony

 

 

**SEASON PREMIERE**—“KING OF THE HILL”—(8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC

 

BILL GETS A SUGAR RUSH

ON THE SEASON PREMIERE OF “KING OF THE HILL”

SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 28, ON FOX

 

Bill, unwilling to change his sugary eating habits, is diagnosed with diabetes. After deciding to use a wheelchair (which he really doesn’t need), he is befriended by a rugby player named Thunder, who teaches him how to be independent. But their friendship is strained when Thunder realizes Bill isn’t really disabled in the “Dia-Bill-ic Shock” season premiere episode of KING OF THE HILL airing Sunday, Sept. 28 (8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (KH-1216) (TV-PG L)

 

Voice Cast: Mike Judge as Hank Hill & Boomhauer; Kathy Najimy as Peggy Hill; Pamela S. Adlon as Bobby Hill; Brittany Murphy as Luanne; Johnny Hardwick as Dale; Stephen Root as Bill

 


 

**SEASON PREMIERE**—“FAMILY GUY”—(9:00-9:30 PM ET/PT) CC

 

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

BRIAN AND CLEVELAND COMPETE FOR LOVE

ON THE SEASON PREMIERE OF “FAMILY GUY”

SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 28, ON FOX

 

When Brian meets Carolyn, the girl of his dreams, he decides to follow Stewie’s advice to take things slow. This drives Carolyn crazy, and she soon moves on to another man. When Brian discovers Cleveland is the new man, he does whatever it takes (even if it means involving Cleveland’s ex-wife, Loretta) to win Carolyn back in the “Love Blactually” season premiere episode of FAMILY GUY airing Sunday, Sept. 28 (9:00-9:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (FG-603) (TV-14 D, L, S, V)

 

Voice Cast: Seth MacFarlane as Peter Griffin, Stewie Griffin, Brian Griffin, and Quagmire; Alex Borstein as Lois Griffin; Seth Green as Chris Griffin; Mila Kunis as Meg Griffin; Mike Henry as Cleveland.

 

Guest Voice Cast: Kat Foster as Carolyn; John Viener as Announcer, Announcer #2, Baseball Announcer #2, Fjurg Van Der Ploeg, Henry Kissinger, Mark Wahlberg and Matthew Fox; Alec Sulkin as Baseball Announcer #1 and Voice; Ralph Garman as Conductor, Reporter and Voice in Bushes; Kirker Butler as First Caterpillar, Man, Member of Symphony; Alex Breckenridge as Jane, Kate and Roxanne; Patrick Warburton as Joe; Meredith Baxter as herself; Danny Smith as Second Caterpillar, Suitor, T.V. Announcer.

 

 

 

**SEASON PREMIERE**—“AMERICAN DAD”—(9:30-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC

 

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

ROGER CELEBRATES HIS BIRTHDAY

ON THE SEASON PREMIERE OF “AMERICAN DAD”

SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 28, ON FOX

 

The Smith family gets ready to celebrate Roger’s big 1-6-double-0 but are sidetracked by Steve’s horrifying announcement that he’s going through puberty! With the wounds still fresh from Hayley going through “the change” in their minds, Stan and Francine use experimental medicine to try and bypass the growing pains of having another teenager with raging hormones. Meanwhile, Roger gets the shaft from the family and tries to make his own birthday fun on the season premiere "1600 Candles” episode of AMERICAN DAD airing Sunday, Sept. 28 (9:30-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (DAD-320) (TV-14 D, L)

 

Voice Cast: Seth MacFarlane as Stan Smith and Roger the Alien; Wendy Schaal as Francine Smith; Rachael MacFarlane as Hayley; Scott Grimes as Steve; and Dee Bradley Baker as Klaus

 

 

 

 

SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 14

[EDITOR’S NOTE: FAMILY GUY and AMERICAN DAD are preempted this night.]

--“THE SIMPSONS”—(7:00-7:30 PM ET/PT) CC

BART FALLS FOR A COW AND TRIES TO SAVE IT

BEFORE IT IS SENT TO THE SLAUGHERHOUSE

ON “THE SIMPSONS” SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 14, ON FOX

Zooey Deschanel Makes Guest-Voice Appearance

When Bart joins the 4-H Club, he unexpectedly falls in love with a cow named Lou. But when Bart finds out that Lou has been sold to a slaughterhouse, he becomes determined to save him. Bart and Lisa free Lou from the slaughterhouse, and Bart gives the cow to Mary, a fellow 4-H Club member. However, Mary’s father mistakenly believes Bart is giving them the cow as a dowry for Mary’s hand in marriage. When Homer and Marge hear of Bart’s engagement, they devise a plan to save Lou and free Bart from his marriage in the “Apocalypse Cow” episode of THE SIMPSONS airing Sunday, Sept. 14 (7:00-7:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (SI-1910) (TV-PG D, L, V)

Voice Cast: Dan Castellaneta as Homer Simpson; Julie Kavner as Marge Simpsons; Nancy Cartwright as Bart Simpson; Yeardley Smith as Lisa Simpson; Hank Azaria as Apu; Harry Shearer as Flanders; Pamela Hayden as Guest; Tress MacNeille as Brandine

Guest Voice Cast: Zooey Deschanel as Mary

--“THE SIMPSONS”—(7:30-8:00 PM ET/PT) CC

LISA’S DOCUMENTARY ON HER FAMILY PREMIERES

AT THE SUNDANCE FILM FESTIVAL

ON “THE SIMPSONS” SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 14, ON FOX

Jim Jarmusch Makes Guest-Voice Appearance

Lisa makes a documentary about her family for a school project. After the success of her project, Principal Skinner and Superintendent Chalmers encourage her to enter the film into the Sundance Film Festival. But when Lisa’s film premieres at Sundance, Homer, Marge and Bart are embarrassed by the candid behind-the-scenes look at their lives in the “Any Given Sundance” episode of THE SIMPSONS airing Sunday, Sept. 14 (7:30-8:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (SI-1911) (TV-PG L, S, V)

Voice Cast: Dan Castellaneta as Homer Simpson; Julie Kavner as Marge Simpsons; Nancy Cartwright as Bart Simpson; Yeardley Smith as Lisa Simpson; Hank Azaria as Moe; Harry Shearer as Skinner; Pamela Hayden as Milhouset; Tress MacNeille as Mrs. Muntz

Guest Voice Cast: Jim Jarmusch as himself

**SERIES PREMIERE ENCORE**—“FRINGE”—(8:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

IMAGINE THE IMPOSSIBILITES

WITH AN ENCORE OF THE SERIES PREMIERE OF “FRINGE”

SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 14, ON FOX

From J.J. Abrams, Alex Kurtzman and Roberto Orci, the team behind “Star Trek,” “Mission: Impossible III” and “Alias,” comes a new series that will thrill, terrify and explore the blurring line between the possible and the impossible. When an international flight lands at Boston’s Logan Airport with no signs of life, an unlikely trio – FBI Special Agent Olivia Dunham; brilliant but formerly institutionalized scientist Walter Bishop; and his scheming, reluctant son Peter – uncovers a deadly mystery involving a series of unbelievable events and realizes they may be a part of a larger, more disturbing pattern in the series premiere “Pilot” episode of FRINGE airing Sunday, Sept. 14 (8:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (FR-101) (TV-14 L, S, V)

Cast: Anna Torv as Olivia Dunham, Joshua Jackson as Peter Bishop, John Noble as Walter Bishop, Lance Reddick as Phillip Broyles, Kirk Acevedo as Charlie Francis, Mark Valley as John Scott, Blair Brown as Nina Sharp and Jasika Nicole as Astrid Farnsworth

Guest Cast: Jason Butler Harner as Richard Steig, Bernadeta Wrobel as Flight Attendant, Andreas Franke as Pilot, Dennis Mockler as Co-Pilot, Lee Jay Gladman as CDC Officer, Andrew Hinkson as Guard, Kelly King as Nurse, Peter Outerbridge as Dr. Reyes, Tauqir Shah as Iraqi Business Man #1, Omar Habib as Iraqi Business Man #2, Quinn Martin as Orderly, Chris Britton as Dr. Bruce Summer, Rick Parker as Cow Delivery Man

MONDAY, SEPTEMBER 15

--“TERMINATOR: THE SARAH CONNOR CHRONICLES”— (8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

TAKING NEW STEPS

ON “TERMINATOR: THE SARAH CONNOR CHRONICLES”

MONDAY, SEPTEMBER 15, ON FOX

Sarah and Cameron take it upon themselves to investigate a nuclear power plant. John becomes less enthusiastic about academics, but flourishes socially with the help of a new friend. Meanwhile, Catherine Weaver gains another piece of the puzzle for her pet project in the “Automatic for the People” episode of TERMINATOR: THE SARAH CONNOR CHRONICLES airing Monday, Sept. 15 (8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (SCC-202) (TV-14 L, V)

Cast: Lena Headey as Sarah Connor; Thomas Dekker as John Connor; Summer Glau as Cameron,; Brian Austin Green as Derek Reese; Richard T. Jones as James Ellison; Garret Dillahunt as Cromartie; Shirley Manson as Catherine Weaver; Leven Rambin as Riley.

Guest Cast: Dean Winters as Charley Dixon; Sonya Walger as Michelle Dixon; Busy Philipps as Kacy Corbin; Paul Schulze as Greenway; Dean Norris as Nelson; Tommy Hicks as Bradbury; Obren Milanovic as Bloom; Zack Ward as Wells; Debra Wilson Skelton as Lilian; Cory Tucker as Security Stan; Vinni Ali’I Mesa as Employee; and Johnny D’Agostino as Bartender

--“PRISON BREAK”—(9:00 PM-10:00 PM ET/PT) – CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

MICHAEL AND LINCOLN MUST INFILTRATE A POLICE BENEFIT

TO OBTAIN THE NEXT CARD KEY;

SARAH FALLS BACK INTO OLD HABITS;

AND T-BAG RUNS INTO OLD FRIENDS WHEN HE STARTS HIS NEW JOB

ON “PRISON BREAK” MONDAY, SEPTEMBER 15, ON FOX

Michael, Lincoln and Sucre must crash a police benefit to obtain the next card key. Reeling from another death, Sarah falls back into an old habit. T-Bag arouses suspicion and runs into some old “friends” his first day on the job in the “Eagles & Angels” episode of PRISON BREAK airing Monday, Sept. 15 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (PB-404) (TV-14 L, V)

Cast: Dominic Purcell as Lincoln Burrows; Wentworth Miller as Michael Scofield; Sarah Wayne Callies as Dr. Sara Tancredi; Amaury Nolasco as Fernando Sucre; William Fichtner as Alexander Mahone; Robert Knepper as Theodore “T-Bag” Bagwell; Wade Williams as Brad Bellick; Jodi Lyn O’Keefe as Gretchen; Michael Rapaport as Don Self; Chris Vance as James Whistler; Danay Garcia as Sofia Lugo

Guest Cast: Cress Williams as Wyatt; James Hiroyuki Liao as Roland Glenn; Shannon Lucio as Trishanne; Leon Russom as Pad Man; Michael Bryan French as Gregory White; Stacy Haiduk as Lisa Tabak; Troy Ruptash as Jasper Potts;

TUESDAY, SEPTEMBER 16

**SEASON PREMIERE**—“HOUSE”—(8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

IN THE AFTERMATH OF AMBER’S DEATH,

WILSON ANNOUNCES HIS RESIGNATION

ON THE SEASON PREMIERE OF “HOUSE”

TUESDAY, SEPTEMBER 16, ON FOX

Eight weeks after the death of his girlfriend, Amber, Wilson is still mourning her death, and his relationship with his best friend House is shattered. Needing to make a change in his life and give himself time to recover emotionally, Wilson resigns from Princeton-Plainsboro. He is forced to decide if House is a destructive force in his life, while House has to determine if he’s responsible for the death of his best friend’s girlfriend. The team must push forward as they encounter a case involving an assistant to a high-profile executive, who is a textbook “Type A” personality. The team suspects that the patient’s symptoms stem from her obsession to constantly please her demanding boss. However, her shocking medical condition forces the team to rethink their initial diagnoses and see the case through House’s eyes. Meanwhile, Cuddy attempts to salvage the irreparable rift between House and Wilson, and Thirteen struggles to treat the patient objectively without bringing the reality of her own medical condition to the case in the “Dying Changes Everything” episode of HOUSE airing Tuesday, Sept. 16 (8:00-9:00 PM ET/ PT) on FOX. (HOU-501) (TV-14 D)

Cast: Hugh Laurie as Dr. Gregory House; Lisa Edelstein as Dr. Lisa Cuddy; Omar Epps as Dr. Eric Foreman; Robert Sean Leonard as Dr. James Wilson; Jennifer Morrison as Dr. Allison Cameron; Jesse Spencer as Dr. Robert Chase; Peter Jacobson as Dr. Chris Taub; Kal Penn as Dr. Lawrence Kutner; Olivia Wilde as Thirteen

Guest Cast: Christine Woods as Lou; Jamie Rose as Patty; David Kagen as C.E.O.; Paul Haitkin as Another Suit; Bob Sherer as Patient; Janet Song as Surgeon; Bobbin Bergstrom as Nurse.

**TIME PERIOD PREMIERE**—“FRINGE”—(9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

UNLIKELY TRIO FORM PARTNERSHIP AND INVESTIGATE LINK BETWEEN

WILDLY ACCELERATED PREGNANCY AND “OLD” NEWBORN

ON “FRINGE” TUESDAY, SEPTEMBER 16, ON FOX

In the second episode of this new procedural thriller that explores the blurring line between the possible and the unimaginable, our unlikely trio’s strange partnership begins as they investigate the mysterious death of a woman who conceives, carries to full-term and births a baby in the span of hours, and her baby who ages 80 years in a matter of minutes. As the bizarre and seemingly unexplainable occurrences are explored, quirky Dr. Bishop runs extensive testing in the lab; his reluctant son Peter endures his new role as his father’s keeper; and Olivia turns to Massive Dynamic Chief Operating Officer Nina Sharp for assistance in “The Same Old Story” episode of FRINGE airing Tuesday, Sept. 16 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (FR-102) (TV-14 D, S, V)

Cast: Anna Torv as Olivia Dunham, Joshua Jackson as Peter Bishop, John Noble as Walter Bishop, Lance Reddick as Phillip Broyles, Kirk Acevedo as Charlie Francis, Mark Valley as John Scott, Blair Brown as Nina Sharp and Jasika Nicole as Astrid Farnsworth.

Guest Cast: Derek Cecil as Christopher, Mark Blum as Dr. Penrose and Betty Gilpin as Loraine.

Contact: Josh Governale 310-369-7455 josh.governale@fox.com

[EDITOR’S NOTE: FR-102 replaces the previously announced episode of FRINGE.]

WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMBER 17

[EDITOR’S NOTE: TIL-219 replaces the previously announced episode of ‘TIL DEATH.]

--“BONES”—(8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

A MURDERED VETERINARIAN LEADS THE TEAM

TO UNCOVER AN ILLEGAL DOGFIGHTING RING

ON “BONES” WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMBER 17, ON FOX

Cesar Millan (“The Dog Whisperer”) and Michael Badalucco Guest-Star

When Booth’s son Parker finds a severed corpse finger in a bird’s nest while playing with Booth, the team launches an investigation to find the rest of the body. They locate the corpse in Jefferson Memorial Park, and it soon becomes clear that the death was no accident. With the help of a new middle-aged grad student in the lab (guest star Michael Badalucco), the team identifies the victim as a local veterinarian whose penchant for gambling brings a number of suspects into the picture. When the victim’s fatal injuries are found to be from a dog, the team uncovers an illegal dog fighting ring and enlists the help of Cesar Millan to help them connect the forensic canine evidence with the killer dog and its owner. Meanwhile, Booth asks Sweets to psychoanalyze his son who he thinks has been traumatized from finding the finger, and Sweets confronts Hodgins about his attitude in the lab in “The Finger in the Nest” episode of BONES airing Wednesday, Sept. 17 (8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (BON-317) (TV-14 D, L)

Cast: Emily Deschanel as Dr. Temperance Brennan; David Boreanaz as FBI Special Agent Seeley Booth; TJ Thyne as Dr. Jack Hodgins; Michaela Conlin as Angela Montenegro; Tamara Taylor as Dr. Camille “Cam” Saroyan; John Francis Daly as Dr. Lance Sweets

Guest Cast: Michael Badalucco as Scott Starret; Dean Norris as Don Timmons; Devon Graye as Robbie Timmons; Cesar Millan as Himself; Ty Panitz as Parker Booth; Adam Rose as Andrew Hopp; Susan Chuang as Karen Landrew; Heidi Swedberg as Alice Elliot; Demetrius Grosse as Tucker Payne; Steve Spel as FBI Search Team Member Dave; David Greenman as FBI Forensic Tech Marcus Geier

--“’TIL DEATH”—(9:00-9:30 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

EDDIE GETS A NEW SET OF WHEELS

ON “‘TIL DEATH” WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMBER 17, ON FOX

When Eddie takes his car into the shop, he decides it’s time for a new set of wheels and purchases a red convertible sports car. Joy recognizes that Eddie’s passion for his new car is part of his mid-life crisis, so in a play for his attention she flirts with her co-worker. Meanwhile, Kenny buys Eddie’s old clunker and tricks it out in the all-new “Joy Ride” episode of ‘TIL DEATH airing Wednesday, Sept. 17 (9:00-9:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (TIL-219) (TV-PG D, L, S)

Cast: Brad Garrett, Joely Fisher, Kat Foster, Eddie Kaye Thomas and JB Smoove

--“DO NOT DISTURB”—(9:30-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

NEAL INSTALLS A HUMAN-SIZED BIRDCAGE IN THE BAR AT THE INN,

MUCH TO RHONDA’S DISMAY ON “DO NOT DISTURB”

WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMBER 17, ON FOX

Audrina Patridge (“The Hills”) Guest-Stars

When Neal decides to hang a life-sized birdcage in the bar of The Inn to put his top notch female staff on display, Rhonda warns him that his little stunt may be against hotel policy. Downstairs, Larry gives Gus insider information about female guests checking into the hotel so he can sweet talk them into tipping him better, but when Larry starts collecting a percentage of Gus’s earnings their relationship takes on a whole new meaning. Meanwhile, Nicole has a meltdown when she realizes Neal has not asked her to work a shift in the birdcage, and Audrina Patridge from “The Hills” attempts to check into The Inn in the “Birdcage” episode of DO NOT DISTURB airing Wednesday, Sept. 17 (9:30-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (DND-103) (TV-14 D, L)

Cast: Niecy Nash as Rhonda; Jerry O’Connell as Neal; Molly Stanton as Nicole; Jesse Tyler Ferguson as Larry; Jolene Purdy as Molly; Dave Franco as Gus

Guest Cast: Audrina Patridge as herself; Ben Shields as Dave; Shantel Wislawski as Samantha; Leila Yavari as Jenna; Michelle Van Der Water as Kylie; Liz Burnette as Joanna; Danny Cistone as Guest

THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 18

--“HOLE IN THE WALL”—(8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC

IT’S TIME TO FACE THE HOLE ON “HOLE IN THE WALL”

THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 18, ON FOX

HOLE IN THE WALL, the body-bending global game show phenomenon from the producers of AMERICAN IDOL, is here to take on the U.S. As one of the fastest, funniest and wettest shows on the planet, speed, agility and a hearty sense of humor are essential tools to survive facing the Hole. Two teams of three will compete against each other in multiple rounds of play, facing various barrier walls with weird and wacky cut-out shapes speeding toward them. Each team must contort their bodies either individually or in unison to fit through the wall or be swept away into a pool below. The winning team will win $25,000 and the chance to compete against the dreaded “Blind Wall” for an additional $100,000. In this episode the “Burger Boys” compete against the “Chicken Wing Chicks” as three bar-and-grill guys take on a trio of gals from a hot wings restaurant, and “Small But Mighty” versus “Flex Appeal” as a team of male little people challenge female body-builders on HOLE IN THE WALL airing Thursday, Sept. 18 (8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (HOL-104/125) (TV-PG D, L)

Hosts: Brooke Burns and Mark Thompson

--“KITCHEN NIGHTMARES”—“Giuseppi's”—(9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC

CHEF GORDON RAMSAY TAKES ON

GIUSEPPI'S AND DIABETES ON “KITCHEN NIGHTMARES”

THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 18, ON FOX

Chef Gordon Ramsay visits Giuseppi's, a family-run Italian restaurant in Macomb Twp, MI, that's in absolute turmoil. A father-son team runs the kitchen and are constantly at each other's throat. All the tension is hindering the health of dad who suffers from diabetes. With a chaotic atmosphere in the kitchen and the lack of clientele, this family needs Gordon's help or else they are going to be forced to close their doors forever. To help ignite the passion and fun back into the restaurant, Gordon orders the father-son team have a cook-off and the winner's dish becomes a special. To help with the relaunch, Giuseppi's hosts the first ever bowl-a-thon to support diabetes and spread the word about the new restaurant. Will the new specials and spreading the word be enough to entice customers into the restaurant and get Giuseppi's back on its feet? Find out on KITCHEN NIGHTMARES airing Thursday, Sept. 18 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (KN-119) (TV-14 L)

Cast: Head Chef Gordon Ramsay

FRIDAY, SEPTEMBER 19

--“ARE YOU SMARTER THAN A 5TH GRADER?”—(8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC

A DENTIST GETS DRILLED ON ELEMENTARY FACTS

ON “ARE YOU SMARTER THAN A 5th GRADER?”

FRIDAY, SEPTEMBER 19, ON FOX

A dentist grits his teeth as he endures the exam on this atypical quiz show that tests adults’ lack of knowledge as revealed by how much they’ve forgotten since elementary school. These contestants find themselves in a classroom setting, revisiting their youth, as they tackle subjects ranging from art to geography and math to social studies. Players are not alone, however; there is a way for them to “cheat” in this classroom. The adults have the opportunity to get help from real grade-schoolers who will offer what they think is the correct a-n-s-w-e-r on an all-new ARE YOU SMARTER THAN A 5th GRADER? airing Friday, Sept. 19 (8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (AYS-304) (TV-PG)

Host: Jeff Foxworthy

--“DON’T FORGET THE LYRICS!”—(9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC

WILL THIS SISTER ACT TAKE HOME A MILLION DOLLARS?

FIND OUT ON “DON’T FORGET THE LYRICS!”

FRIDAY, SEPTEMBER 19, ON FOX

Jennifer, a flight attendant, takes center stage and her sister sings along in the audience, but when the music stops and the words disappear will her sister lend a helping hand? Wayne Brady hosts DON’T FORGET THE LYRICS! airing Friday, Sept. 19 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (LYR-139) (TV-PG)

Host: Wayne Brady

SATURDAY, SEPTEMBER 20

--“COPS: RESISTING ARREST #4”—(8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) CC

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

SUSPECTS ATTEMPT TO OUTMAN AND OUTRUN OFFICERS

ON “COPS: RESISTING ARREST #4” SATURDAY, SEPTEMBER 20, ON FOX

Detectives in Broward County, FL, respond to a routine loitering call that escalates into physical situation and a taser gun must be used on the suspect. Also featured are officers in Las Vegas, NV, who are forced to dodge traffic when a suspect leads them on a foot pursuit down a busy street. Deputies in Rancho Cucamonga, CA, are in hot pursuit of a speeding car on an all-new COPS: RESISTING ARREST #4 airing Saturday, Sept. 20 (8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (CP-2103) (TV-PG L, V)

--“COPS: WAR ON DRUGS #2 SPECIAL EDITION”—(8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

ILLEGAL SUBSTANCES SEND SUSPECTS INTO LEGAL SYSTEM

ON “COPS: WAR ON DRUGS #2 SPECIAL EDITION”

SATURDAY, SEPTEMBER 20, ON FOX

When officers patrol the streets of Las Vegas, NV; Kansas City, MO; and Rialto, CA, to fight the war on drugs, skittish suspects attempt to hide their habits by eating, stashing and ditching evidence. One suspect, who is on probation, conceals more than narcotics and faces additional charges on COPS: WAR ON DRUGS #2 SPECIAL EDITION Saturday, Sept. 20 (8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (CP-2017) (TV-PG L)

--“AMERICA’S MOST WANTED: AMERICA FIGHTS BACK”—(9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC

“AMERICA’S MOST WANTED: AMERICA FIGHTS BACK”

CONTINUES ITS PURSUIT OF JUSTICE

SATURDAY, SEPTEMBER 20, ON FOX

AMERICA’S MOST WANTED: AMERICA FIGHTS BACK takes on the nation's hottest crime issues. This crime-fighting program focuses on capturing fugitives, protecting victims and empowering citizens within the criminal justice system. The series also takes an in-depth look at laws that harm victims, champions the cause of lawmakers fighting to protect victims' rights and presents news of recent captures, convictions and missing children cases. AMERICA’S MOST WANTED: AMERICA FIGHTS BACK airs Saturday, Sept. 20 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (MW-2203) (TV-14 V)

Host: John Walsh

--“MADtv”—(11:00 PM-MIDNIGHT ET/PT) CC

AUDRINA PATRIDGE BRINGS A LITTLE “REALITY” TO THE SET

ON “MADtv” SATURDAY, SEPTEMBER 20, ON FOX

Audrina Patridge, of the reality series “The Hills,” brings some real-life drama to the set of MADtv. Meanwhile, a parody of Katy Perry’s “I Kissed a Girl” takes a turn when Nicole Parker and Arden Myrin play newlyweds Ellen DeGeneres and Portia DeRossi on MADtv airing Saturday, Sept. 20 (11:00 PM-Midnight ET/PT) on FOX. (MD-1402) (TV-TBA)

Cast: Crista Flanagan, Keegan-Michael Key, Bobby Lee, Arden Myrin, Nicole Parker, Johnny Sanchez, Erica Ash, Eric Price, Lauren Pritchard and Matt Braunger.

Guest Star: Audrina Patridge

--“TALKSHOW WITH SPIKE FERESTEN”—(Midnight-12:30 AM ET/PT) CC

STAY UP FOR LATE-NIGHT LAUGHS

ON “TALKSHOW WITH SPIKE FERESTEN”

SATURDAY, SEPTEMBER 20, ON FOX

TALKSHOW WITH SPIKE FERESTEN will have you laughing until your sides hurt with its fresh approach to the conventional late-night format by featuring celebrity guests, musical acts, eclectic performance pieces and irreverent comedy sketches, both inside the studio and out on the streets of Los Angeles on TALKSHOW WITH SPIKE FERESTEN airing Saturday, Sept. 20 (Midnight-12:30 AM ET/PT) on FOX. (SPK-302) (TV-14 L)

Host: Spike Feresten

SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 21

--“AMERICAN DAD”—(7:00-7:30 PM ET/PT) CC

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

FRANCINE’S ON A QUEST FOR REVENGE

ON “AMERICAN DAD”

SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 21, ON FOX

When Francine’s birthday brings back haunting memories of a celebrity film moment stolen by George Clooney, Francine’s new dream is to destroy the star. But when she tries to win Clooney’s heart with the intention of breaking it, Stan actually falls for him and sabotages the plan. Meanwhile back at home, Roger builds a vineyard and starts up a private sweat shop of foster children in the “Tears of a Clooney” episode of AMERICAN DAD airing Sunday, Sept. 21 (7:00-7:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (DAD-204) (TV-14 D, L, V)

Voice Cast: Seth MacFarlane as Stan Smith, Roger the Alien and Franz; Wendy Schaal as Francine Smith; Rachael MacFarlane as Hayley; Scott Grimes as Steve; and Dee Bradley Baker as Klaus and Boxleitner.

Guest Voice Cast: Andre Sogliuzzo as George Clooney; Kate Jackson as herself; Paget Brewster as Raina and John DiMaggio as Petkov.

--“THE SIMPSONS”—(7:30-8:00 PM ET/PT) CC

LISA RISES TO SHOWBIZ STARDOM

ON “THE SIMPSONS” SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 21, ON FOX

Drew Carey Makes Guest Voice Appearance

90-Minute SIMPSONS Mini-Marathon Begins

As Krusty’s new assistant, Lisa steals the spotlight and gets her own television show, leaving Krusty behind. But when she’s honored as Entertainer of the Year at the Springfield Media Awards, she realizes that the she may not be cut out for showbiz after all. Meanwhile, Bart and Homer spend some time bonding through their newfound love of coin-collecting in the “All About Lisa” episode of THE SIMPSONS airing Sunday, Sept. 21 (7:30-8:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (SI-1913) (TV-PG D, L, S, V)

Voice Cast: Dan Castellaneta as Homer Simpson; Julie Kavner as Marge Simpson; Nancy Cartwright as Bart Simpson; Yeardley Smith as Lisa Simpson; Hank Azaria as Moe; Harry Shearer as Skinner; Pamela Haden as Milhouse; Tress MacNeille as J.C.; Russi Taylor as Martin

Guest Voice Cast: Drew Carey as himself

--“THE SIMPSONS”—(8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) CC

HOMER FULFILLS HIS MOTHER’S FINAL WISHES

ON “THE SIMPSONS” SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 21, ON FOX

Glenn Close and Lance Armstrong Make Guest-Voice Appearances

90-Minute SIMPSONS Mini-Marathon Continues

When Homer’s mother Mona (guest voice Glenn Close) unexpectedly passes away, Homer is filled with guilt for not telling her how much he loved her before she died. To make it up to her, Homer decides to fulfill her final wishes by throwing her ashes over Lake Wastershare at Springfield Monument Park in the “Mona Leaves-a” episode of THE SIMPSONS airing Sunday, Sept. 21 (8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (SI-1912) (TV-PG L, V)

Voice Cast: Dan Castellaneta as Homer Simpson; Julie Kavner as Marge Simpsons; Nancy Cartwright as Bart Simpson; Yeardley Smith as Lisa Simpson; Hank Azaria as Moe; Harry Shearer as Alan; Pamela Haden as Lady; Tress MacNeille as Female Employee

Guest Voice Cast: Glenn Close as Mona; Lance Armstrong as himself.

--“THE SIMPSONS”—(8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC

HOMER AND MARGE HELP A FORMER COUNTRY MUSIC STAR

PAY OFF HER DEBT TO SOCIETY

ON “THE SIMPSONS” SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 21, ON FOX

Beverly D’Angelo and the Dixie Chicks Make Guest-Voice Appearances

90-Minute SIMPSONS Mini-Marathon Concludes

When Mayor Quimby realizes the city of Springfield has gone broke, Homer suggests they feign a natural disaster in order to obtain relief funds from the federal government. When the plan goes awry, Lisa goes through the town’s financial records only to discover millions in uncollected city taxes. Springfield hits up its most notorious tax evaders, and Lurleen Lumpkin, a country music star Homer once managed, remains the last outstanding debtor. As Springfieldians scour the city to find her, Marge reluctantly permits the fugitive to stay with the family, creating a very interesting dynamic in the Simpson household in the “Papa Don’t Leech” episode of THE SIMPSONS airing Sunday, Sept. 21 (8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (SI-1909) (TV-PG D, V)

Voice Cast: Dan Castellaneta as Homer Simpson; Julie Kavner as Marge Simpsons; Nancy Cartwright as Bart Simpson; Yeardley Smith as Lisa Simpson; Hank Azaria as Moe; Harry Shearer as Ned Flanders; Pamela Hayden as Emily Robison; Russi Taylor as Martin

Guest Voice Cast: Beverly D’Angelo as Lurleen; Dixie Chicks as themselves

--“FAMILY GUY”—(9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

IT’S THE FARCE OF THE FORCE

ON “FAMILY GUY” SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 21, ON FOX

When the power goes out in the Griffin home, Peter decides to educate his family and pass along the greatest story ever told…the story of Star Wars! After Princess Leia (Lois) comes under siege by Darth Vader (Stewie) and his evil Storm Troopers, C-3PO (Quagmire) and R2-D2 (Cleveland) escape to find the only person who can help the Rebel Alliance. On their quest thorough the desert planet of Tatooine, C-3PO and R-2D2 find extra help in Obi-Wan Kenobi (Creepy Guy), Luke Skywalker (Chris), Han Solo (Peter) and Chewbacca (Brian) and head back to battle the Death Star in an epic intergalactic fight to the death in the “Blue Harvest, Parts 1 & 2” episode of FAMILY GUY airing Sunday, Sept. 21 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (FG-516/522) (TV-14 D, L, V)

Voice Cast: Seth MacFarlane as Peter Griffin, Stewie Griffin, Brian Griffin, and Quagmire; Alex Borstein as Lois Griffin; Seth Green as Chris Griffin; Mila Kunis as Meg Griffin; Mike Henry as Cleveland.

 

 

 

SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 7

[EDITOR’S NOTE: Due to the preceding NFL football doubleheader, KING OF THE HILL at 7:00 PM and 7:30 PM will air on the West Coast only.]

--“KING OF THE HILL”—(7:00-7:30 PM PT) CC

PEGGY GETS INTO SELLER MODE ON

“KING OF THE HILL”

SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 7, ON FOX

Peggy, a passionate realtor, finds a great home listing that she must sell within two weeks. One catch, though, the home is currently occupied by the strangest family in Arlen. Peggy doesn’t feel they are visually appealing enough to get the home sold in time, so she decides to bring in a “Hollywood” family to sell the home. The Hill family opens their house to rehearse the home-selling scene, and Peggy finds herself in a pickle when she gets a buyer…for the Hill’s home! Hank does whatever it takes to hold on to his family’s house in the “Six Characters in Search of a House” episode of KING OF THE HILL airing Sunday, Sept. 7 (7:00-7:30 PM PT) on FOX. (KH-1208) (TV-PG)

Voice Cast: Mike Judge as Hank Hill & Boomhauer; Kathy Najimy as Peggy Hill; Pamela S. Adlon as Bobby Hill; Brittany Murphy as Luanne; Tom Petty as Lucky; Johnny Hardwick as Dale and Stephen Root as Bill.

--“KING OF THE HILL”—(7:30-8:00 PM PT) CC

DOLLAR SIGNS LEAD DALE OFF-SIDES

ON “KING OF THE HILL”

SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 7, ON FOX

Joseph Gribble, Dale’s son, becomes the star quarterback for Landry High School, and Arlen residents are bursting with excitement and hoping this is their year! Spencer Academy, a very wealthy prep school, approaches Joseph with an offer to play football for them. Joseph wants to turn them down, but Dale sees only dollar signs when the offer includes an exclusive cash contract. Dale quickly realizes the Gribble family doesn’t fit into the upper-class lifestyle, and he devises a plan to raise the money to pay back the prep-school for breaking the obligation in the “The Courtship of Joseph’s Father” episode of KING OF THE HILL airing Sunday, Sept. 7 (7:30-8:00 PM PT) on FOX. (KH-1209) (TV-PG)

Voice Cast: Mike Judge as Hank Hill & Boomhauer; Kathy Najimy as Peggy Hill; Pamela S. Adlon as Bobby Hill; Brittany Murphy as Luanne; Tom Petty as Lucky; Johnny Hardwick as Dale and Stephen Root as Bill.

--“THE SIMPSONS”—(8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) CC

HOMER AND MARGE HELP A FORMER COUNTRY MUSIC STAR

PAY OFF HER DEBT TO SOCIETY

ON “THE SIMPSONS” SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 7, ON FOX

Beverly D’Angelo and the Dixie Chicks Make Guest-Voice Appearances

When Mayor Quimby realizes the city of Springfield has gone broke, Homer suggests they feign a natural disaster in order to obtain relief funds from the federal government. When the plan goes awry, Lisa goes through the town’s financial records only to discover millions in uncollected city taxes. Springfield hits up its most notorious tax evaders, and Lurleen Lumpkin, a country music star Homer once managed, remains the last outstanding debtor. As Springfieldians scour the city to find her, Marge reluctantly permits the fugitive to stay with the family, creating a very interesting dynamic in the Simpson household in the “Papa Don’t Leech” episode of THE SIMPSONS airing Sunday, Sept. 7 (8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (SI-1909) (TV-PG D, V)

Voice Cast: Dan Castellaneta as Homer Simpson; Julie Kavner as Marge Simpsons; Nancy Cartwright as Bart Simpson; Yeardley Smith as Lisa Simpson; Hank Azaria as Moe; Harry Shearer as Ned Flanders; Pamela Hayden as Emily Robison; Russi Taylor as Martin

Guest Voice Cast: Beverly D’Angelo as Lurleen; Dixie Chicks as themselves

--“THE SIMPSONS”—(8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC

HOMER CHEATS ON HIS DIET

AND BART AND LISA TRY TO COVER UP A PRANK GONE WRONG

ON “THE SIMPSONS” SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 7, ON FOX

Marge hires a nutritionist who puts Homer on a strict diet, but Homer decides to sneak in snacks and meals on the side. Marge becomes suspicious of Homer’s weight gain and calls the producers of “The Sneakers,” a take-off on “Cheaters.” Meanwhile, Bart and Lisa go bike-riding in Springfield National Park, where they run into Martin Prince and play a prank on him. Bart and Lisa are wracked with guilt when their prank goes terribly wrong they think they’re responsible for the accidental death of Martin Prince in the “Dial ‘N’ for Nerder” episode of THE SIMPSONS airing Sunday, Sept. 7 (8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (SI-1907) (TV-PG D, S, V)

Voice Cast: Dan Castellaneta as Homer Simpson; Julie Kavner as Marge Simpsons; Nancy Cartwright as Bart Simpson; Yeardley Smith as Lisa Simpson; Hank Azaria as Moe; Harry Shearer as Skinner; Pamela Hayden as Jimbo; Tress MacNeille as Betsy; Russi Taylor as Martin; Marcia Wallace as Mrs. Krabappel

--“FAMILY GUY”—(9:00-9:30 PM ET/PT) CC

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

STEWIE’S DREAM BECOMES REALITY

IN THE 100TH EPISODE OF “FAMILY GUY”

SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 7, ON FOX

In the 100th episode, Lois and Peter go on a cruise, leaving Stewie and the family behind. Upset with Lois for leaving him at home, Stewie vows to carry out a diabolical plan. When Brian challenges him to actually do it, Stewie stows away on the ship, finds Lois and …well … the title says it all in the “Stewie Kills Lois” episode of FAMILY GUY airing Sunday, Sept. 7 (9:00-9:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (FG-517) (TV-14 D, L, S, V)

Voice Cast: Seth MacFarlane as Peter Griffin, Stewie Griffin, Brian Griffin, and Quagmire; Alex Borstein as Lois Griffin; Seth Green as Chris Griffin; Mila Kunis as Meg Griffin; Mike Henry as Cleveland.

--“AMERICAN DAD”—(9:30-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

FRANCINE IS STAN’S NO. 2 GAL

ON “AMERICAN DAD”

SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 7, ON FOX

When Stan’s mom gets dumped for the umpteenth time by a boyfriend, she comes running to Stan for support. Feeling threatened by her always-visiting mother-in-law, Francine is determined to cut Stan’s umbilical cord and figure out what keeps going wrong with the men in her life. Like a regular Cagney and Lacey, Francine and Roger go undercover to solve the case. Meanwhile, Klaus gives Steve the “ick” on the "Oedipal Panties” episode of AMERICAN DAD airing Sunday, Sept. 7 (9:30-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (DAD-309) (TV-14 D, L, V)

Voice Cast: Seth MacFarlane as Stan Smith and Roger the Alien; Wendy Schaal as Francine Smith; Rachael MacFarlane as Hayley; Scott Grimes as Steve; and Dee Bradley Baker as Klaus.

MONDAY, SEPTEMBER 8

**SEASON PREMIERE**— “TERMINATOR: THE SARAH CONNOR CHRONICLES” — (8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

PICKING UP THE PIECES

ON “TERMINATOR: THE SARAH CONNOR CHRONICLES”

MONDAY, SEPTEMBER 8, ON FOX

Shirley Manson (“Garbage”) Joins the Cast

in the Explosive Second Season Premiere

Rocked by the Jeep explosion, John’s 16th birthday forces him to confront the reality of his destiny alone. Meanwhile, Agent Ellison faces off with his faith and the Feds in the aftermath of Cromartie’s massacre, and a new player is introduced, Catherine Weaver (Manson), who is the CEO of a high-tech corporation in the “Samson and Delilah” second season premiere episode of TERMINATOR: THE SARAH CONNOR CHRONICLES airing Monday, September 8 (8:00-9:00PM ET/PT) on FOX. (SCC-201) (TV-14 L, V).

Cast: Lena Headey, Thomas Dekker, Summer Glau, Brian Austin Green, Richard T. Jones, Garret Dillahunt, and Shirley Manson

Guest Cast: Dean Winters as Charley Dixon; Sandra Purpuro as Agent Norgaard; Marcus Chait as Justin Tuck; James Urbaniak as Sarkissian; Shane Edelman as Matt Murch; Carlos Sanz as Minister; Robert Guenveur Smith as Sac Federici; Noemi Amarilla as TV Filed Reporter; and Max Perlich as Walsh

**TIME PERIOD PREMIERE**—“PRISON BREAK”—(9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) – CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

MICHAEL TRACKS THE NEXT CARDHOLDER AND MAHONE WANTS REVENGE;

T-BAG FINDS A NEW IDENTITY AND GETS A JOB OFFER;

WYATT EXTRACTS INFO ON SARA’S LOCATION

ON “PRISON BREAK” MONDAY, SEPTEMBER 8, ON FOX

Michael and the team have one day to find the next cardholder or they risk going back to prison. Mahone seeks revenge on Wyatt who is attempting to extract info on Sara’s whereabouts, while T-Bag finds the gateway to his new identity and future on the “Shut Down” episode of PRISON BREAK airing Monday, Sept. 8 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (PB-403) (TV-14 L, V)

Cast: Dominic Purcell as Lincoln Burrows; Wentworth Miller as Michael Scofield; Sarah Wayne Callies as Dr. Sara Tancredi; Amaury Nolasco as Fernando Sucre; William Fichtner as Alexander Mahone; Robert Knepper as Theodore “T-Bag” Bagwell; Wade Williams as Brad Bellick; Jodi Lyn O’Keefe as Gretchen; Michael Rapaport as Don Self; Chris Vance as James Whistler; Danay Garcia as Sofia Lugo

Guest Cast: Cress Williams as Wyatt; James Hiroyuki Liao as Roland Glenn; Shannon Lucio as Trishanne; Barbara Eve Harris as Felicia Lang; Wilbur Fitzgerald as Bruce Bennett; Leon Russom as Pad Man; Steve Tom as Stuart Tuxhorn; Michael O’Neill as Herb Stanton; Michael Bryan French as Gregory White

TUESDAY, SEPTEMBER 9

**SERIES PREMIERE**—“FRINGE”—(8:00-9:35 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

IMAGINE THE IMPOSSIBILITES

WITH SPECIAL EXTENDED SERIES PREMIERE OF “FRINGE”

TUESDAY, SEPTEMBER 9, ON FOX

From J.J. Abrams, Alex Kurtzman and Roberto Orci, the team behind “Star Trek,” “Mission: Impossible III” and “Alias,” comes a new series that will thrill, terrify and explore the blurring line between the possible and the impossible. When an international flight lands at Boston’s Logan Airport with no signs of life, an unlikely trio – FBI Special Agent Olivia Dunham; brilliant but formerly institutionalized scientist Walter Bishop; and his scheming, reluctant son Peter – uncovers a deadly mystery involving a series of unbelievable events and realizes they may be a part of a larger, more disturbing pattern in the series premiere “Pilot” episode of FRINGE airing Tuesday, Sept. 9 (8:00-9:35 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (FR-101) (TV-14 L, S, V)

Cast: Anna Torv as Olivia Dunham, Joshua Jackson as Peter Bishop, John Noble as Walter Bishop, Lance Reddick as Phillip Broyles, Kirk Acevedo as Charlie Francis, Mark Valley as John Scott, Blair Brown as Nina Sharp and Jasika Nicole as Astrid Farnsworth.

Guest Cast: Jason Butler Harner as Richard Steig, Bernadeta Wrobel as Flight Attendant, Andreas Franke as Pilot, Dennis Mockler as Co-Pilot, Lee Jay Gladman as CDC Officer, Andrew Hinkson as Guard, Kelly King as Nurse, Peter Outerbridge as Dr. Reyes, Tauqir Shah as Iraqi Business Man #1, Omar Habib as Iraqi Business Man #2, Quinn Martin as Orderly, Chris Britton as Dr. Bruce Summer, Rick Parker as Cow Delivery Man.

**SERIES PREVIEW**—HOLE IN THE WALL”—(9:35-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC

IT’S TIME TO FACE THE HOLE!

SPECIAL PREVIEW OF GLOBAL GAME SHOW PHENOMENON

“HOLE IN THE WALL”

TUESDAY, SEPTEMBER 9, ON FOX

HOLE IN THE WALL, the body-bending global game show phenomenon from the producers of AMERICAN IDOL, is here to take on the U.S. As one of the fastest, funniest and wettest shows on the planet, speed, agility and a hearty sense of humor are essential tools to survive facing the Hole. Two teams of three will compete against each other in multiple rounds of play, facing various barrier walls with weird and wacky cut-out shapes speeding toward them. Each team must contort their bodies either individually or in unison to fit through the wall or be swept away into a pool below. The winning team will win $25,000 and the chance to compete against the dreaded “Blind Wall” for an additional $100,000. In the special preview episode the “Beer Bellies” compete against the “Six-Packs” as three beer loving, couch potatoes take on a ripped, physically fit trio on HOLE IN THE WALL airing Tuesday, Sept. 9 (9:35-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (HOL-112) (TV-PG D, L)

Hosts: Brooke Burns and Mark Thompson

WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMBER 10

**TIME PERIOD PREMIERE**—“BONES”—(8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

CHEATING TURNS DEADLY AS THE TEAM INVESTIGATES

A REALITY TV SHOW GONE WRONG

ON “BONES” WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMBER 10, ON FOX

When a partially decomposed body is found in an outhouse and identified as the host of a popular reality television show, “Busted by Bill,” which catches infidelity in the act, Brennan and Booth must identify the killer from of a large pool of suspects, including many who were humiliated on the victim’s show. As the team searches for key forensic evidence with the help of Brennan’s overachieving grad student, Sweets and Bones watch episodes of “Busted by Bill” to search for suspects who fit a revenge killer’s profile. Meanwhile, Booth tries to understand Brennan’s romantic life when he learns she is juggling two relationships in the “Man in the Outhouse” episode of BONES airing Wednesday, Sept. 10 (8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (BON-316) (TV-14 D, L, S, V)

Cast: Emily Deschanel as Dr. Temperance Brennan; David Boreanaz as FBI Special Agent Seeley Booth; TJ Thyne as Dr. Jack Hodgins; Michaela Conlin as Angela Montenegro; Tamara Taylor as Dr. Camille “Cam” Saroyan; John Francis Daly as Dr. Lance Sweets

Guest Cast: Carla Gallo as Daisy Wick; Michele Greene as Amanda O’Rourke; Dan Sachoff as Bill O’Rourke; Teddy Mehous as Dwight; Jill Wagner as Holly Markwell; Dave Shalansky as Joe; Amanda Anka as Joe’s Wife; Brennan Elliott as Mark Gaffney; Tim Griffin as Pete Steckel; Lisa Lackey as Veronica Landau; Richard Gant as Arthur Lang; Tina Battaglia as Jim’s Wife; John DiMaggio as Jim Dodd; Rob Boltin as Jason DeFry; Bradford Tatum as Chris Gutman; Scoot McNairy as Noel Liftin; Dee Freeman as Sgt. Francis Diamond

**SEASON PREMIERE**--“’TIL DEATH”—(9:00-9:30 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

KENNY MOVES IN WITH JOY AND EDDIE

ON “‘TIL DEATH” WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMBER 10, ON FOX

After Kenny gets kicked out of his apartment by his ex-wife, Tina, Eddie invites him to stay with him and Joy at their house. When Eddie realizes that Joy is a lot nicer when Kenny is around, he tries to get him to stay with them longer, but Kenny’s annoying habits have Joy trying desperately to re-connect him and his ex-wife on the third season premiere episode “The Buffer” of ‘TIL DEATH airing Wednesday, Sept. 10 (9:00-9:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (TIL-302) (TV-PG D, S).

Cast: Brad Garrett, Joely Fisher and J.B. Smoove

Guest Cast: Kym Whitley as Tina; Kevin Farley as Steve; Aaron Cherry as Kid

**SERIES PREMIERE**—“DO NOT DISTURB”—(9:30-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

RHONDA ATTEMPTS TO PUT A HALT TO NEAL AND THE STAFF’S PROMISCUITY AT THE INN, BUT FINDS HERSELF INVOLVED IN A SCANDAL ALL HER OWN

IN THE SERIES PREMIERE OF “DO NOT DISTURB”

WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMEBER 10, ON FOX

When an article about the sexual exploits of the staff at The Inn runs in a local New York magazine, Rhonda addresses her unruly staff’s promiscuous behavior. Neal is singled out by the staff as being the main perpetrator of hooking up while on the job, and he tries to be on his best behavior despite some very enticing distractions. However, Rhonda finds she may need to heed her own advice as an unexpected love interest at work makes his interest known. Meanwhile, Gus helps Larry get his mojo back, and Molly gives Nicole advice on her modeling career in the “Work Sex” episode of DO NOT DISTURB airing Wednesday, Sept. 10 (9:30-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (DND-102) (TV-14 D, L)

Cast: Niecy Nash as Rhonda; Jerry O’Connell as Neal; Molly Stanton as Nicole; Jesse Tyler Ferguson as Larry; Jolene Purdy as Molly; Dave Franco as Gus

Guest Cast: Ronreaco Lee as Billy; Taylor Cole as Tasha; Joe Egender as Christopher; Connor Barrett as Cody; Crystal Kwon as Hot Bar Girl Manager; Rene Alvarado as Man; David Storrs as Cook; Leila Yavari as Front Desk Girl #1

THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 11

**1-HOUR SERIES PREMIERE**—“HOLE IN THE WALL”—(8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC

IT’S TIME TO FACE THE HOLE!

SERIES PREMIERE OF GLOBAL GAME SHOW PHENOMENON

“HOLE IN THE WALL”

THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 11 ON FOX

HOLE IN THE WALL, the body-bending global game show phenomenon from the producers of AMERICAN IDOL, is here to take on the U.S. As one of the fastest, funniest and wettest shows on the planet, speed, agility and a hearty sense of humor are essential tools to survive facing the Hole. Two teams of three will compete against each other in multiple rounds of play, facing various barrier walls with weird and wacky cut-out shapes speeding toward them. Each team must contort their bodies either individually or in unison to fit through the wall or be swept away into a pool below. The winning team will win $25,000 and the chance to compete against the dreaded “Blind Wall” for an additional $100,000. In the series premiere, it’s the “Sumo Wrestlers” vs. the “Jockeys” as 400-pound wrestlers compete against 100-pound equestrians; and the “Sweet Georgia Peaches” vs. the “Spicy New York Meatballs” as a family from the south takes on an Italian family from the north on HOLE IN THE WALL airing Thursday, Sept. 11 (8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (HOL-122/119) (TV-PG D, L)

Hosts: Brooke Burns and Mark Thompson

**TIME PERIOD PREMIERE**—“KITCHEN NIGHTMARES”—“Handlebar”—(9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC

CHEF GORDON RAMSAY TAKES ON HANDLEBAR RESTAURANT AND LOUNGE

ON “KITCHEN NIGHTMARES” THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 11, ON FOX

Chef Gordon Ramsay pays a visit to the Handlebar Restaurant and Lounge in Mt. Sinai, NY, with hopes of fulfilling a couple’s dream to serve good food to good company. In what seems to be a flashback from the 1980s, owners Bill and Carolyn LeRoy are in denial of the restaurant’s outdated décor and head chef’s lack of passion. Will Gordon get through to hot-headed Bill and be able to turn this restaurant around? Find out on KITCHEN NIGHTMARES airing Thursday, Sept. 11 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (KN-111) (TV-14 L)

Cast: Head Chef Gordon Ramsay

FRIDAY, SEPTEMBER 12

**TIME PERIOD PREMIERE**—“ARE YOU SMARTER THAN A 5TH GRADER?”—(8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC

THE FUN IS MULTIPLIED WHEN IDENTICAL TWINS

AND A MOTHER OF QUINTUPLETS ARE QUIZZED

ON “ARE YOU SMARTER THAN A 5th GRADER?”

FRIDAY, SEPTEMBER 12, ON FOX

Identical twins and a mother of quintuplets attempt to graduate toward the top prize of $1 million in this atypical quiz show that tests adults’ lack of knowledge as revealed by how much they’ve forgotten since elementary school. These contestants find themselves in a classroom setting, revisiting their youth, as they tackle subjects ranging from art to geography and math to social studies. Players are not alone, however; there is a way for them to “cheat” in this classroom. The adults have the opportunity to get help from real grade-schoolers who will offer what they think is the correct a-n-s-w-e-r on an all-new Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader? airing Friday, Sept. 12 (8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (AYS-303) (TV-PG)

Host: Jeff Foxworthy

**SEASON PREMIERE**--“DON’T FORGET THE LYRICS!”— (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC

WILL A ROLLER-DERBY QUEEN SKATE HER WAY TO A $1 MILLION?

FIND OUT ON THE SEASON PREMIERE

OF “DON’T FORGET THE LYRICS!”

FRIDAY, SEPTEMBER 12, ON FOX

We all think we know the words to popular songs, but when there’s a million dollars at stake, will contestants be able to keep singing when the music stops? Or will they be at a loss for words? In the second season opener, a roller-derby queen from Cincinnati, OH, tries to skate her way to the grand prize. She will take center stage to sing alongside the studio band as the lyrics are projected on screen, but suddenly the music stops and the words disappear. Will the she belt out the correct missing lyric, or freeze under pressure? Wayne Brady hosts DON’T FORGET THE LYRICS! airing Friday, Sept. 12 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (LYR-136) (TV-PG)

Host: Wayne Brady

SATURDAY, SEPTEMBER 13

--“COPS: STUPID BEHAVIOR #3”—(8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) CC

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

DEPUTIES DUPE DRUG DEALERS AND DINE-AND-DASHERS

ON “COPS: STUPID BEHAVIOR #3”

SATURDAY, SEPTEMBER 13, ON FOX

Deputies in Palm Beach County, FL, set-up a sting in a known drug trafficking area and cameras are there to capture the criminals take the bait one by one. Also featured are officers in Las Vegas, NV, called to a restaurant where a patron gives new meaning to “eat and run.” As tropical storm clouds approach, deputies in Palm Beach County, FL, catch a suspect creating a cloud inside his car on an all-new COPS: STUPID BEHAVIOR #3 airing Saturday, Sept. 13 (8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (CP-2102) (TV-PG L, V)

--“COPS: Stupid Criminals Special Edition #2”—(8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

SUSPECTS ATTEMPT TO OUTSMART DETECTIVES AND DEPUTIES

ON “COPS: Stupid Criminals Special EDITION #2”

SATURDAY, SEPTEMBER 13, ON FOX

When Detective Carl Jones of the Rialto, CA, Police Department spots a stolen vehicle in an alleyway, the driver attempts to evade officers and causes an accident involving a patrol car and two parked cars. Still thinking he has a chance to escape, the suspect flees on foot before he is caught and hauled off to jail. Also featured is Deputy Kelly Simpkins of the Brevard County, FL, Sheriff’s Office, who spots a suspicious male lurking in a known drug area. When the suspect is caught red-handed, his family shows nothing but tough love on COPS: STUPID CRIMINALS #2 airing Saturday, Sept. 13 (8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (CP-2005) (TV-PG L, V)

--“AMERICA’S MOST WANTED: AMERICA FIGHTS BACK”—(9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC

“AMERICA’S MOST WANTED: AMERICA FIGHTS BACK”

CONTINUES ITS PURSUIT OF JUSTICE

SATURDAY, SEPTEMBER 13, ON FOX

AMERICA’S MOST WANTED: AMERICA FIGHTS BACK takes on the nation's hottest crime issues. This crime-fighting program focuses on capturing fugitives, protecting victims and empowering citizens within the criminal justice system. The series also takes an in-depth look at laws that harm victims, champions the cause of lawmakers fighting to protect victims' rights and presents news of recent captures, convictions and missing children cases. AMERICA’S MOST WANTED: AMERICA FIGHTS BACK airs Saturday, Sept. 13 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (MW-2202) (TV-14 V)

Host: John Walsh

**SEASON PREMIERE**—“MADtv”—(11:00 PM-MIDNIGHT ET/PT) CC

OBAMA AND MCCAIN RIDE THE HOT TAMALE TRAIN

ON THE SEASON PREMIERE OF “MADtv”

SATURDAY, SEPTEMBER 13, ON FOX

MADtv returns for a 14th season of off-the-wall humor and side-splitting laughs. Keegan-Michael Key and Erica Ash are “Barack and Michelle Obama” and they join Bobby Lee and Arden Myrin as “John and Cindy McCain” on a spoof of SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE: PRESIDENTIAL EDITION. The McCains try to impress the judges with their waltz as the Obamas try to win votes with their hip-hop number on the season premiere episode of MADtv airing Saturday, Sept. 13 (11:00 PM-Midnight ET/PT) on FOX. (MD-1401) (TV-14 D, L, V)

Cast: Crista Flanagan, Keegan-Michael Key, Bobby Lee, Arden Myrin, Nicole Parker, Johnny Sanchez, Erica Ash, Eric Price, Lauren Pritchard and Matt Braunger.

**SEASON PREMIERE**—“TALKSHOW WITH SPIKE FERESTEN”—(Midnight-12:30 AM ET/PT) CC

GET READY TO BE SPIKED ON THE SEASON PREMIERE

OF “TALKSHOW WITH SPIKE FERESTEN”

SATURDAY, SEPTEMBER 13, ON FOX

TALKSHOW with Spike Feresten will keep you on the edge of your seat with laughter with its fresh approach to the conventional late-night format by featuring celebrity guests, musical acts, eclectic performance pieces and irreverent comedy sketches, both inside the studio and out on the streets of Los Angeles on the season premiere of TALKSHOW WITH SPIKE FERESTEN airing Saturday, Sept. 13 (Midnight-12:30AM ET/PT) on FOX. (SPK-301) (TV-14 L)

Host: Spike Feresten

SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 14

--“THE SIMPSONS”—(7:00-7:30 PM ET/PT) CC

BART FALLS FOR A COW AND TRIES TO SAVE IT

BEFORE IT IS SENT TO THE SLAUGHERHOUSE

ON “THE SIMPSONS” SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 14, ON FOX

Zooey Deschanel Makes Guest-Voice Appearance

When Bart joins the 4-H Club, he unexpectedly falls in love with a cow named Lou. But when Bart finds out that Lou has been sold to a slaughterhouse, he becomes determined to save him. Bart and Lisa free Lou from the slaughterhouse, and Bart gives the cow to Mary, a fellow 4-H Club member. However, Mary’s father mistakenly believes Bart is giving them the cow as a dowry for Mary’s hand in marriage. When Homer and Marge hear of Bart’s engagement, they devise a plan to save Lou and free Bart from his marriage in the “Apocalypse Cow” episode of THE SIMPSONS airing Sunday, Sept. 14 (7:00-7:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (SI-1910) (TV-PG D, L, V)

Voice Cast: Dan Castellaneta as Homer Simpson; Julie Kavner as Marge Simpsons; Nancy Cartwright as Bart Simpson; Yeardley Smith as Lisa Simpson; Hank Azaria as Apu; Harry Shearer as Flanders; Pamela Hayden as Guest; Tress MacNeille as Brandine

Guest Voice Cast: Zooey Deschanel as Mary

--“THE SIMPSONS”—(7:30-8:00 PM ET/PT) CC

LISA’S DOCUMENTARY ON HER FAMILY PREMIERES

AT THE SUNDANCE FILM FESTIVAL

ON “THE SIMPSONS” SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 14, ON FOX

Jim Jarmusch Makes Guest-Voice Appearance

Lisa makes a documentary about her family for a school project. After the success of her project, Principal Skinner and Superintendent Chalmers encourage her to enter the film into the Sundance Film Festival. But when Lisa’s film premieres at Sundance, Homer, Marge and Bart are embarrassed by the candid behind-the-scenes look at their lives in the “Any Given Sundance” episode of THE SIMPSONS airing Sunday, Sept. 14 (7:30-8:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (SI-1911) (TV-PG L, S, V)

Voice Cast: Dan Castellaneta as Homer Simpson; Julie Kavner as Marge Simpsons; Nancy Cartwright as Bart Simpson; Yeardley Smith as Lisa Simpson; Hank Azaria as Moe; Harry Shearer as Skinner; Pamela Hayden as Milhouset; Tress MacNeille as Mrs. Muntz

Guest Voice Cast: Jim Jarmusch as himself

**SERIES PREMIERE ENCORE**—“FRINGE”—(8:00-9:35 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

IMAGINE THE IMPOSSIBILITES

WITH AN ENCORE OF THE SERIES PREMIERE OF “FRINGE”

SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 14, ON FOX

From J.J. Abrams, Alex Kurtzman and Roberto Orci, the team behind “Star Trek,” “Mission: Impossible III” and “Alias,” comes a new series that will thrill, terrify and explore the blurring line between the possible and the impossible. When an international flight lands at Boston’s Logan Airport with no signs of life, an unlikely trio – FBI Special Agent Olivia Dunham; brilliant but formerly institutionalized scientist Walter Bishop; and his scheming, reluctant son Peter – uncovers a deadly mystery involving a series of unbelievable events and realizes they may be a part of a larger, more disturbing pattern in the series premiere “Pilot” episode of FRINGE airing Sunday, Sept. 14 (8:00-9:35 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (FR-101) (TV-14 L, S, V)

Cast: Anna Torv as Olivia Dunham, Joshua Jackson as Peter Bishop, John Noble as Walter Bishop, Lance Reddick as Phillip Broyles, Kirk Acevedo as Charlie Francis, Mark Valley as John Scott, Blair Brown as Nina Sharp and Jasika Nicole as Astrid Farnsworth.

Guest Cast: Jason Butler Harner as Richard Steig, Bernadeta Wrobel as Flight Attendant, Andreas Franke as Pilot, Dennis Mockler as Co-Pilot, Lee Jay Gladman as CDC Officer, Andrew Hinkson as Guard, Kelly King as Nurse, Peter Outerbridge as Dr. Reyes, Tauqir Shah as Iraqi Business Man #1, Omar Habib as Iraqi Business Man #2, Quinn Martin as Orderly, Chris Britton as Dr. Bruce Summer, Rick Parker as Cow Delivery Man.

 

 

 

 

SUNDAY, AUGUST 31

--“’TIL DEATH”—(7:00-7:30 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

EDDIE AND JOY TACKLE THE CRYING GAME ON “’TIL DEATH”

SUNDAY, AUGUST 31, ON FOX

Wendie Malick Makes a Special Guest Appearance

When Joy accuses Eddie of not being able to express his emotions, they enroll in a couple’s seminar to strengthen their relationship and help Eddie get in touch with his feelings. During the retreat their teacher, Dr. Friedman (Wendie Malick) pushes her new age therapy leaving a bad taste in their mouths. Meanwhile, Kenny tries to help Eddie get in touch with his sensitive side and Jeff admits his sensitivity to Steph on the “Sob Story” episode of ‘TIL DEATH airing Sunday, Aug. 31 (7:00-7:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (TIL-216) (TV-PG D, L)

Cast: Brad Garrett, Joely Fisher, Kat Foster, and Eddie Kaye Thomas

Guest Cast: J.B. Smoove as Kenny; Diane Delano as Sammy; Jody Carter as Beatrice; and Wendie Malick as Dr. Friedman

--“’TIL DEATH”—(7:30-8:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

EDDIE IS IN OVER HIS HEAD

ON “‘TIL DEATH” SUNDAY, AUGUST 31, ON FOX

When Joy calls off their usual anniversary celebration and surprises Eddie with a gift, he decides to one-up her with a special snorkeling trip to Hawaii requiring him to take swimming lessons from Kenny in the “Swimming with the Starks” episode of ‘TIL DEATH airing Sunday, Aug. 31 (7:30-8:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (TIL-217) (TV-PG D, L)

Cast: Brad Garrett, Joely Fisher, Kat Foster and Eddie Kaye Thomas

Guest Cast: J.B. Smoove as Kenny

--“THE SIMPSONS”—(8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) CC

BART HAS TO FIGURE OUT WHO THE SNITCH IS

ON “THE SIMPSONS” SUNDAY, AUGUST 31, ON FOX

When a new, tough-looking kid at school named Donny teams up with Bart to help him carry out his pranks, Bart thinks he has found his ultimate partner in crime. However, when Bart’s seemingly fool-proof pranks begin to backfire, Groundskeeper Willie warns Bart that he smells a rat in Bart’s group of friends. With Principal Skinner on his case and the possibility of expulsion on the horizon, Bart must figure out who he can trust and who he must get rid of before it is too late. Meanwhile, Homer receives a fancy loaner car after Marge damages their old car in an accident, and he grows extremely attached to his new set of luxury wheels in “The Debarted” episode of THE SIMPSONS airing Sunday, Aug. 31 (8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (SI-1906) (TV-PG D, S, V)

Voice Cast: Dan Castellaneta as Homer Simpson; Julie Kavner as Marge Simpson; Nancy Cartwright as Bart Simpson; Yeardley Smith as Lisa Simpson; Hank Azaria as Moe; Harry Shearer as Skinner; Pamela Hayden as Milhouse; Tress MacNeille as Dolph

Guest Voice Cast: Topher Grace as Donny; Terry Gross as herself; Marcia Wallace as Mrs. Krabapple

--“AMERICAN DAD”—(8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

STAN WAVES THE RAINBOW FLAG

ON “AMERICAN DAD”

SUNDAY, AUGUST 31, ON FOX

When Francine decides to be a surrogate for her gay neighbors Terry and Greg, Stan’s Republican blood boils. Although he pretends to be happy, when the baby is born, Stan kidnaps her and heads to the Nebraska boarder, where gay couples have no rights. Meanwhile Steve and Roger pull a Howard Hughes and become reclusive after they think Klaus is out to get them in “Surro-Gate” episode of AMERICAN DAD Sunday, Aug. 31 (8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (DAD-307) (TV-14 D, L, V)

Voice Cast: Seth MacFarlane as Stan Smith and Roger the Alien; Wendy Schaal as Francine Smith; Rachael MacFarlane as Hayley; Scott Grimes as Steve; and Dee Bradley Baker as Klaus.

Guest Voice Cast: Mike Barker as Terry and Cashier, Max Burkholder as Kid Doctor, Mary Jo Catlett as Guest #1, Leisha Hailey as Lily, Mike Henry as Jackson, Kid Doctor and Guy 1, Brian Lally as Nebraska Man, Jane Lynch as Al, Matt McKenna as Derek, Patrick Stewart as Bullock.

--“FAMILY GUY”—(9:00-9:30 PM ET/PT) CC

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

PETER HAS A STROKE OF GENIUS

ON “FAMILY GUY”

SUNDAY, AUGUST 31, ON FOX

Ricardo Montalban Makes a Guest Voice Appearance

Peter decides to grow a moustache, but then he’s mistaken for a fireman (because they all have moustaches), so he lends a hand when a fire breaks out at a local fast food restaurant. The owner gives him unlimited burgers as a “thank you” but he eats so many that he eventually has a stroke. When Peter recovers, he vows to expose the fast-food company and becomes friends with a genetically engineered cow (Montalban) he meets after infiltrating the McBurgertown warehouse on the “McStroke” episode of FAMILY GUY airing Sunday, Aug. 31 (9:00-9:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (FG-519) (TV-14 D, L, S, V)

Voice Cast: Seth MacFarlane as Peter Griffin, Stewie Griffin, Brian Griffin, and Quagmire; Alex Borstein as Lois Griffin; Seth Green as Chris Griffin; Mila Kunis as Meg Griffin; Mike Henry as Cleveland.

Guest Voice Cast: Ricardo Montalban as the Cow

--“AMERICAN DAD”—(9:30-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

THE NAME IS SMITH…STAN SMITH

ON “AMERICAN DAD”

SUNDAY, AUGUST 31, ON FOX

Stan and the family are characters in a Bond-style spoof when Stan must stop Tearjerker (a/k/a Roger), a diabolical film producer, who produces movies that can kill. Tearjerker’s fiendish plot involves abducting celebrities from his spa and replacing them with celebrity robots that make horrible movies, all in an effort to make his masterpiece “Oscar’s Gold” the best and saddest movie ever, causing millions of moviegoers cry themselves to death on the "Tearjerker” episode of AMERICAN DAD airing Sunday, Aug. 31 (9:30-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (DAD-308) (TV-14 D, S, V)

Voice Cast: Seth MacFarlane as Stan Smith and Roger the Alien; Wendy Schaal as Francine Smith; Rachael MacFarlane as Hayley; Scott Grimes as Steve; and Dee Bradley Baker as Klaus.

MONDAY, SEPTEMBER 1

**2-HOUR SEASON PREMIERE**—PRISON BREAK – (8:00 PM-10:00 PM ET/PT) – CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

THE BREAK IS OVER!

TUNE IN FOR THE SEASON FOUR PREMIERE OF “PRISON BREAK”

MONDAY, SEPTEMBER 1, ON FOX

Michael Rapaport Joins Cast

Michael uncovers unbelievable news in Los Angeles when he seeks revenge against Whistler and Gretchen for Sara’s death. Michael and Lincoln are reunited with the gang and receive an offer from a Homeland Security Agent they cannot refuse. Mahone suffers a devastating loss, and T-Bag is deserted during his flight to freedom in “Scylla/Breaking & Entering,” the 2-hour season premiere episode of PRISON BREAK airing Monday, Sept. 1 (8:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (PB-401/402) (TV-14 L, V)

Cast: Dominic Purcell as Lincoln Burrows; Wentworth Miller as Michael Scofield; Sarah Wayne Callies as Dr. Sara Tancredi; Amaury Nolasco as Fernando Sucre; William Fichtner as Alexander Mahone; Robert Knepper as Theodore “T-Bag” Bagwell; Wade Williams as Brad Bellick; Jodi Lyn O’Keefe as Gretchen; Michael Rapaport as Don Self; Chris Vance as James Whistler; Danay Garcia as Sofia Lugo

Guest Cast: Marshall Allman as LJ Burrows; Cress Williams as Wyatt; Callie Thorne as Pam Mahone; Wilbur Fitzgerald as Bruce Bennett; Leon Russom as Pad Man; Crystal Mantecon as Sister Mary Francis; Rachel Leora as Theresa; Steve Tom as Tuxhorn; John Rosenfield as Jason Lief

TUESDAY, SEPTEMBER 2

**2-HOUR EPISODE**—“HOUSE”—(8:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

HOUSE STRUGGLES TO RECOVER HIS MEMORY

IN THE AFTERMATH OF A MAJOR BUS ACCIDENT

IN ORDER TO SAVE AN AILING PASSENGER’S LIFE

ON “HOUSE” TUESDAY, SEPTEMBER 2, ON FOX

Fred Durst (“Limp Bizkit”) Guest-Stars

House finds himself dazed, confused and covered in blood after surviving a bus accident that left dozens seriously injured. Unable to clearly recall the events leading up to the crash due to his head injuries, House becomes convinced through his flashbacks that a fellow bus passenger was exhibiting signs of a deadly illness prior to the crash. Much to the team’s dismay, House pushes through the pain of his own injuries, desperate to piece together the fragments of his shattered memory in order to save someone who might not even know he or she could be dying. Yet he remains inhibited by injuries sustained from a bus accident that has also left a victim rapidly deteriorating from a mysterious condition. Clues inside House's head hold the key to a patient's condition, and House's friendship with Wilson is tested beyond limits as murky memories from the bus accident the night before threaten to change their lives forever in the “House’s Head/Wilson’s Heart” episode of HOUSE airing Tuesday, Sept. 2 (8:00-10:00 PM ET/ PT) on FOX. (HOU-415/416) (TV-14 D, S)

Cast: Hugh Laurie as Dr. Gregory House; Lisa Edelstein as Dr. Lisa Cuddy; Omar Epps as Dr. Eric Foreman; Robert Sean Leonard as Dr. James Wilson; Jennifer Morrison as Dr. Allison Cameron; Jesse Spencer as Dr. Robert Chase; Peter Jacobson as Dr. Chris Taub; Kal Penn as Dr. Lawrence Kutner; Olivia Wilde as Thirteen

Guest Cast: Fred Durst as Bartender

 

WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMBER 3

**2-HOUR SEASON PREMIERE**—“BONES”—(8:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

LONDON’S CALLING AS BRENNAN AND BOOTH CROSS THE POND

TO INVESTIGATE THE DEATH OF A YOUNG BRITISH HEIRESS

IN THE TWO-HOUR SEASON PREMIERE OF “BONES”

WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMBER 3, ON FOX

Brennan and Booth travel from D.C. to London for Brennan to guest-lecture at Oxford University and for Booth to speak at Scotland Yard. They are asked by local officials to lend their expertise to a high-profile murder investigation involving a young British heiress and are paired up with their respective British counterparts, Dr. Ian Wexler (guest star Andrew Buchan) and Inspector Cate Pritchard (guest star Indira Varma). The duos venture through London to investigate the puzzling murder of the young and glamorous heiress, whose father is a wealthy American businessman. Meanwhile, back in D.C., the Jeffersonian team lends its expertise to the Brits’ case, but they are thrown for a loop by the unexpected return of Angela’s long-estranged husband who must consent to a divorce before she can marry Hodgins. When a member of the U.K.’s own investigative team is murdered, Brennan and Booth’s personal connection to the case strengthens their resolve to help solve the mystery surrounding the death as they search for the London killer in the “Yanks in the U.K.” (Parts 1 and 2) episode of BONES airing Wednesday, Sept. 3 (8:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (BON-319/320) (TV-14 D, L, S, V)

Cast: Emily Deschanel as Dr. Temperance Brennan; David Boreanaz as FBI Special Agent Seeley Booth; TJ Thyne as Dr. Jack Hodgins; Michaela Conlin as Angela Montenegro; Tamara Taylor as Dr. Camille “Cam” Saroyan; John Francis Daly as Dr. Lance Sweets

Guest Cast: Eugene Byrd as Clark Edison; Indira Varma as Cate Pritchard; Sean Blakemore as Birimbau; Michael Brandon as Roger Frampton; Tuppence Middleton as Vera Waterhouse; Ed Coleman as Cyril Bibby; Ty Glaser as Heather Miller; Andrew Buchan as Ian Wexler; David Yelland as Gerard Bonham; Jane How as Anne Bonham; Sheila Reid as Paige Bonham; Ben Righton as Harry; Nick Ellsworth as Jamison; Ben Loyd Holmes as Jasper Ferry; Jonathan Wrather as Emerson; Rocky Marshall as Lake; David Fahm as Palmer; Simon Dutton as William Curry

THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 4

**2-HOUR EPISODE**—“KITCHEN NIGHTMARES”—Revisited: Gordon Returns—(8:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC

HEAD CHEF GORDON RAMSAY FOLLOWS UP

ON PREVIOUS RESTAURANT DISASTERS

ON ALL-NEW EPISODE OF “KITCHEN NIGHTMARES”

THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 4, ON FOX

Head Chef Gordon Ramsay revisits the kitchens of six restaurants that were once on the verge of disaster. A year ago, these failing businesses were about to close their doors due to rough financial times and uncertainty about the future. They required the expertise of Ramsay, who stepped in to make some immediate changes. With a dramatic facelift that altered the menu, décor and mission of each establishment, owners and staff members were finally able to taste success. But have these newly-positive reputations proven to be permanent? Can these restaurants pull themselves out of their former nightmares and into money-making dreams? Or is it time to turn off the grill and hang up the aprons? Find out on the special 2-hour “Revisited: Gordon Returns” episode of KITCHEN NIGHTMARES airing Thursday, Sept. 4 (8:00-10:00 ET/PT) on FOX. (KN-123/124) (TV-14 L)

Cast: Chef Gordon Ramsay

FRIDAY, SEPTEMBER 5

**2-HOUR SEASON PREMIERE**—“ARE YOU SMARTER THAN A 5TH GRADER?”-- (8:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC

IT’S TIME TO GO BACK TO SCHOOL!

THE 5TH GRADE TEST IS PASSED AND

A MILLION DOLLARS IS AWARDED THIS SEASON…

WILL IT BE TONIGHT ON THE TWO-HOUR SEASON PREMIERE OF

“ARE YOU SMARTER THAN A 5th GRADER?”

FRIDAY, SEPT. 5, ON FOX

New 5th Grade Class Introduced

Supermodel Kathy Ireland and Superintendent from Georgia Test Their Skills

As students across the country head back to school, a new class of fifth-graders are introduced on ARE YOU SMARTER THAN A 5th GRADER? Supermodel Kathy Ireland and the State Superintendent from Georgia attempt to graduate toward the top prize of $1 million in this atypical quiz show that tests adults’ lack of knowledge as revealed by how much they’ve forgotten since elementary school. These notable contestants find themselves in a classroom setting, revisiting their youth, as they tackle subjects ranging from art to geography and math to social studies. Players are not alone, however; there is a way for them to “cheat” in this classroom. The adults have the opportunity to get help from real grade-schoolers who will offer what they think is the correct a-n-s-w-e-r on the two-hour season premiere of Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader? airing Friday, Sept. 5 (8:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (AYS-301/302) (TV-PG)

Host: Jeff Foxworthy

SATURDAY, SEPTEMBER 6

**SEASON PREMIERE**—“COPS: BACK TO BROWARD SPECIAL EDITION”—(8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) CC

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

ARRESTING 21st SEASON PREMIERE RETURNS TO ITS ROOTS

WITH “COPS: BACK TO BROWARD SPECIAL EDITION”

SATURDAY, SEPTEMBER 6, ON FOX

After 20 seasons and over 700 episodes, COPS, one of the longest-running series on television, kicks off its 21st season by taking cameras back to where it all began in the late 1980s – Broward County, FL. This entire episode features law enforcement from the same county where COPS captured some of the earliest crimes featured on the pioneering series. Segments include an intoxicated driver fleeing the scene of an accident, drug activity and super suspicious behavior on the season premiere of COPS: BACK TO BROWARD SPECIAL EDITION airing Saturday, Sept. 6 (8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (CP-2107) (TV-PG L)

**SEASON PREMIERE**—“COPS: WHAT A SAP SPECIAL EDITION”—(8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

DEPUTIES DODGE A CAR AND A CRIMINAL FINDS A TREE

ON “COPS: WHAT A SAP SPECIAL EDITION”

SATURDAY, SEPTEMBER 6, ON FOX

Deputies in Palm Beach County, FL, try to avoid injury when an uncooperative suspect uses his car as a weapon, but things get even more interesting when a tree gets in his way. Also featured are officers in Spokane, WA, on patrol during a busy night and responding to two calls one after another. Also, officers from Rialto, CA, spot a potential drug deal on the season premiere episode “What a Sap” on COPS: WHAT A SAP SPECIAL EDITION airing Saturday, Sept. 6 (8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (CP-2101) (TV-PG L)

**SEASON PREMIERE** —“AMERICA’S MOST WANTED: AMERICA FIGHTS BACK”—(9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC

“AMERICA’S MOST WANTED: AMERICA FIGHTS BACK”

BEGINS ITS 22ND SEASON IN THE PURSUIT OF JUSTICE

SATURDAY, SEPTEMBER 6, ON FOX

AMERICA’S MOST WANTED: AMERICA FIGHTS BACK takes on the nation's hottest crime issues. Beginning its 22nd season tonight, this crime-fighting program focuses on capturing fugitives, protecting victims and empowering citizens within the criminal justice system. The series also takes an in-depth look at laws that harm victims, champions the cause of lawmakers fighting to protect victims' rights and presents news of recent captures, convictions and missing children cases. The 22nd season premiere of AMERICA’S MOST WANTED: AMERICA FIGHTS BACK airs Saturday, Sept. 6 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (MW-2201) (TV-14 V)

Host: John Walsh

“MADtv”—(11:00 PM-Midnight ET/PT) CC

DAVE NAVARRO ROCKS THE COMEDY WORLD

ON “MADtv” SATURDAY, SEPTEMBER 6, ON FOX

MADtv welcomes guitarist Dave Navarro to the late-night laugh fest. Bobby Lee joins Navarro in a parody of the popular FOX show 24 depicting the life of Lee hour-by-hour as he discovers a “love boil” on his body and the ordeal they go through to have it removed on MADtv airing Saturday, Sept. 6 (11:00 PM-Midnight ET/PT) on FOX. (MD-1316) (TV-14 D, L, V)

Cast: Crista Flanagan, Keegan-Michael Key, Bobby Lee, Michael McDonald, Arden Myrin, Nicole Parker, Jordan Peele, Johnny Sanchez III, Dan Oster and Daheli Hall

Guest Cast: Dave Navarro

--“TALKSHOW WITH SPIKE FERESTEN”—(Midnight-12:30 AM ET/PT) CC

JERRY SEINFELD TURNS THE TABLES ON SPIKE

ON “TALKSHOW WITH SPIKE FERESTEN”

SATURDAY, SEPTEMBER 6, ON FOX

Patrick Warburton Makes a Special Guest Appearance

TALKSHOW hits late-night with a triple comedy punch when actor/comedian Jerry Seinfeld horns in on Spike Feresten’s hosting duties and Spike takes the hot seat as a guest. Then Seinfeld welcomes Patrick Warburton, creating a “Seinfeld” and “Bee Movie” reunion on TALKSHOW WITH SPIKE FERESTEN airing Saturday, Sept. 6 (Midnight-12:30 AM ET/PT) on FOX. (SPK-211) (TV-14)

Host: Spike Feresten

Guests: Jerry Seinfeld and Patrick Warburton

SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 7

[EDITOR’S NOTE: Due to the preceding NFL football doubleheader, KING OF THE HILL at 7:00 PM and 7:30 PM will air on the West Coast only.]

--“KING OF THE HILL”—(7:00-7:30 PM PT) CC

PEGGY GETS INTO SELLER MODE ON

“KING OF THE HILL”

SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 7, ON FOX

Peggy, a passionate realtor, finds a great home listing that she must sell within two weeks. One catch, though, the home is currently occupied by the strangest family in Arlen. Peggy doesn’t feel they are visually appealing enough to get the home sold in time, so she decides to bring in a “Hollywood” family to sell the home. The Hill family opens their house to rehearse the home-selling scene, and Peggy finds herself in a pickle when she gets a buyer…for the Hill’s home! Hank does whatever it takes to hold on to his family’s house in the “Six Characters in Search of a House” episode of KING OF THE HILL airing Sunday, Sept. 7 (7:00-7:30 PM PT) on FOX. (KH-1208) (TV-PG)

Voice Cast: Mike Judge as Hank Hill & Boomhauer; Kathy Najimy as Peggy Hill; Pamela S. Adlon as Bobby Hill; Brittany Murphy as Luanne; Tom Petty as Lucky; Johnny Hardwick as Dale and Stephen Root as Bill.

--“KING OF THE HILL”—(7:30-8:00 PM PT) CC

DOLLAR SIGNS LEAD DALE OFF-SIDES

ON “KING OF THE HILL”

SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 7, ON FOX

Joseph Gribble, Dale’s son, becomes the star quarterback for Landry High School, and Arlen residents are bursting with excitement and hoping this is their year! Spencer Academy, a very wealthy prep school, approaches Joseph with an offer to play football for them. Joseph wants to turn them down, but Dale sees only dollar signs when the offer includes an exclusive cash contract. Dale quickly realizes the Gribble family doesn’t fit into the upper-class lifestyle, and he devises a plan to raise the money to pay back the prep-school for breaking the obligation in the “The Courtship of Joseph’s Father” episode of KING OF THE HILL airing Sunday, Sept. 7 (7:30-8:00 PM PT) on FOX. (KH-1209) (TV-PG)

Voice Cast: Mike Judge as Hank Hill & Boomhauer; Kathy Najimy as Peggy Hill; Pamela S. Adlon as Bobby Hill; Brittany Murphy as Luanne; Tom Petty as Lucky; Johnny Hardwick as Dale and Stephen Root as Bill.

--“THE SIMPSONS”—(8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) CC

HOMER AND MARGE HELP A FORMER COUNTRY MUSIC STAR

PAY OFF HER DEBT TO SOCIETY

ON “THE SIMPSONS” SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 7, ON FOX

Beverly D’Angelo and the Dixie Chicks Make Guest-Voice Appearances

When Mayor Quimby realizes the city of Springfield has gone broke, Homer suggests they feign a natural disaster in order to obtain relief funds from the federal government. When the plan goes awry, Lisa goes through the town’s financial records only to discover millions in uncollected city taxes. Springfield hits up its most notorious tax evaders, and Lurleen Lumpkin, a country music star Homer once managed, remains the last outstanding debtor. As Springfieldians scour the city to find her, Marge reluctantly permits the fugitive to stay with the family, creating a very interesting dynamic in the Simpson household in the “Papa Don’t Leech” episode of THE SIMPSONS airing Sunday, Sept. 7 (8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (SI-1909) (TV-PG D, V)

Voice Cast: Dan Castellaneta as Homer Simpson; Julie Kavner as Marge Simpsons; Nancy Cartwright as Bart Simpson; Yeardley Smith as Lisa Simpson; Hank Azaria as Moe; Harry Shearer as Ned Flanders; Pamela Hayden as Emily Robison; Russi Taylor as Martin

Guest Voice Cast: Beverly D’Angelo as Lurleen; Dixie Chicks as themselves

 

--“THE SIMPSONS”—(8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC

HOMER CHEATS ON HIS DIET

AND BART AND LISA TRY TO COVER UP A PRANK GONE WRONG

ON “THE SIMPSONS” SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 7, ON FOX

Marge hires a nutritionist who puts Homer on a strict diet, but Homer decides to sneak in snacks and meals on the side. Marge becomes suspicious of Homer’s weight gain and calls the producers of “The Sneakers,” a take-off on “Cheaters.” Meanwhile, Bart and Lisa go bike-riding in Springfield National Park, where they run into Martin Prince and play a prank on him. Bart and Lisa are wracked with guilt when their prank goes terribly wrong they think they’re responsible for the accidental death of Martin Prince in the “Dial ‘N’ for Nerder” episode of THE SIMPSONS airing Sunday, Sept. 7 (8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (SI-1907) (TV-PG D, S, V)

Voice Cast: Dan Castellaneta as Homer Simpson; Julie Kavner as Marge Simpsons; Nancy Cartwright as Bart Simpson; Yeardley Smith as Lisa Simpson; Hank Azaria as Moe; Harry Shearer as Skinner; Pamela Hayden as Jimbo; Tress MacNeille as Betsy; Russi Taylor as Martin; Marcia Wallace as Mrs. Krabappel

 

--“FAMILY GUY”—(9:00-9:30 PM ET/PT) CC

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

STEWIE’S DREAM BECOMES REALITY

IN THE 100TH EPISODE OF “FAMILY GUY”

SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 7, ON FOX

In the 100th episode, Lois and Peter go on a cruise, leaving Stewie and the family behind. Upset with Lois for leaving him at home, Stewie vows to carry out a diabolical plan. When Brian challenges him to actually do it, Stewie stows away on the ship, finds Lois and …well … the title says it all in the “Stewie Kills Lois” episode of FAMILY GUY airing Sunday, Sept. 7 (9:00-9:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (FG-517) (TV-14 D, L, S, V)

Voice Cast: Seth MacFarlane as Peter Griffin, Stewie Griffin, Brian Griffin, and Quagmire; Alex Borstein as Lois Griffin; Seth Green as Chris Griffin; Mila Kunis as Meg Griffin; Mike Henry as Cleveland.

--“AMERICAN DAD”—(9:30-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

FRANCINE IS STAN’S NO. 2 GAL

ON “AMERICAN DAD”

SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 7, ON FOX

When Stan’s mom gets dumped for the umpteenth time by a boyfriend, she comes running to Stan for support. Feeling threatened by her always-visiting mother-in-law, Francine is determined to cut Stan’s umbilical cord and figure out what keeps going wrong with the men in her life. Like a regular Cagney and Lacey, Francine and Roger go undercover to solve the case. Meanwhile, Klaus gives Steve the “ick” on the "Oedipal Panties” episode of AMERICAN DAD airing Sunday, Sept. 7 (9:30-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (DAD-309) (TV-14 D, L, V)

Voice Cast: Seth MacFarlane as Stan Smith and Roger the Alien; Wendy Schaal as Francine Smith; Rachael MacFarlane as Hayley; Scott Grimes as Steve; and Dee Bradley Baker as Klaus.

 

 

 

SUNDAY, AUGUST 17

 

[EDITOR’S NOTE: AMERICAN DAD is preempted this night.]

 

 

--“’TIL DEATH”—(7:00-7:30 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

 

EDDIE AND JEFF ENGAGE IN A WIFE SWAP

ON “’TIL DEATH” SUNDAY, AUGUST 17, ON FOX

 

When Steph introduces Eddie to yoga and Jeff turns Joy on to tennis, the couples spend more and more time with their friends and less time with each other. The swap seems successful until Jeff’s competitive streak emerges and Joy tries to bow out of tennis lessons in the “Mixed Doubles” episode of ‘TIL DEATH airing Sunday, Aug. 17 (7:00-7:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (TIL-207) (TV-PG D, L)

 

Cast: Brad Garrett; Joely Fisher; Eddie Kaye Thomas; and Kat Foster.

 

Guest Cast: Lisa Catara as Yoga Instructor; Joe Rosati as Gary

 

 

 

--“’TIL DEATH”—(7:30-8:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

 

EDDIE GETS A BROTHER

ON “’TIL DEATH” SUNDAY, AUGUST 17, ON FOX

 

J.B. Smoove Joins the Cast as a Recurring Character

 

To avoid doing housework with Joy, Eddie signs up to be a volunteer for a “Big Brother” program but things go awry when he’s accidentally given an adult (J.B. Smoove) instead of a kid to mentor in the “Really Big Brother” episode of ‘TIL DEATH airing Sunday, Aug. 17 (7:30-8:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (TIL-213) (TV-PG D)

Cast: Brad Garrett; Joely Fisher; Eddie Kaye Thomas; and Kat Foster.

 

Guest Cast: J.B. Smoove as Kenneth Westchester; Aree Davis as Girl #1; Gracie Markland as Girl #2; Desmond Roberts as David; Michele Stanton as Counter Girl; Meeghan Holaway as Gwen; Sean Donnellan as DJ Voiceover; and Tricia Leigh Fisher as Denise

  

 


 

--“THE SIMPSONS”—(8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) CC

 

MARGE AND HOMER RECOUNT HOW HOMER SINGLEHANDEDLY

STARTED THE GRUNGE MOVEMENT DURING THE 90’S

ON “THE SIMPSONS” SUNDAY, AUGUST 17, ON FOX

 

Weird Al Yankovic and Kurt Loder Make Guest-Voice Appearances

 

When Bart and Lisa discover Marge’s diploma from Springfield University, Marge reveals that she had attended the university back when she and Homer had first started dating. In a flash back, Homer gives up his dreams of becoming a musician and takes a job at his father’s laser tag warehouse to support Marge attending Springfield University. However, when Marge finds herself attracted to an offbeat professor named Professor August, Homer decides he has had enough of Marge’s wandering eye. Homer instead focuses his emotions on his music, inventing a new sound called “grunge.” As Marge continues to date the pretentious professor, Homer becomes the hottest grunge artist around, as evidenced by Weird Al’s parody of his music. But when Marge sees a special news report on MTV with Kurt Loder announcing that Homer’s band, Sadgasm, has broken up and that Homer is holed-up in a mansion hopelessly addicted to drugs, Marge must choose between her new life and her old love in the “That 90’s Show” episode of THE SIMPSONS Sunday, Aug. 17 (8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (SI-1904) (TV-PG D, S, V)

 

Voice Cast: Dan Castellaneta as Homer Simpson; Julie Kavner as Marge Simpson; Nancy Cartwright as Bart Simpson; Yeardley Smith as Lisa Simpson; Hank Azaria as Moe; Harry Shearer as Skinner; Pamela Hayden as Buxom Coed; Tress MacNeille as Fan #1

 

Guest Voice Cast: Weird Al Yankovic as himself; Kurt Loder as himself

 

 

**100TH EPISODE SPECIAL**—“FAMILY GUY”—(8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC

 

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

THE GRIFFINS CELEBRATE 100 EPISODES

IN A FREAKIN’ SWEET “FAMILY GUY” SPECIAL

SUNDAY, AUGUST 17, ON FOX

 

This special half-hour FAMILY GUY tribute showcases the outrageous antics of the Griffin family and celebrates the side-splitting, irreverent humor of the fan-favorite animated series. Some of the funniest moments, satirical spoofs and musical numbers of the past 100 episodes are revisited on the FAMILY GUY 100th EPISODE SPECIAL airing Sunday, Aug. 17 (8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (SP-0816) (TV-14 D, L, S, V)

 

Voice Cast: Seth MacFarlane as Peter Griffin, Stewie Griffin, Brian Griffin, and Quagmire; Alex Borstein as Lois Griffin; Seth Green as Chris Griffin; Mila Kunis as Meg Griffin; Mike Henry as Cleveland.

 


 

--“TERMINATOR: THE SARAH CONNOR CHRONICLES”— (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

 

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

IT’S ALL JUST A GAME ON

“TERMINATOR: THE SARAH CONNOR CHRONICLES”

SUNDAY, AUGUST 17, ON FOX

 

Brian Austin Green Guest-Stars

 

When Sarah’s friend Andy submits his computer into a chess competition, she revaluates his computer’s capabilities and worries where it could all lead. During the chess match, Sarah comes face-to-face with a stranger whose history is closely tied to hers. Meanwhile at school, Cameron gets called into grief counseling and John makes a new friend in shop class. Agent Ellison discovers remnants from a terminator battle in the “Queen’s Gambit” episode of TERMINATOR: THE SARAH CONNOR CHRONICLES airing Sunday, Aug. 17 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (SCC-104) (TV-14 L, V)

 

Cast: Lena Headey, Thomas Dekker, Summer Glau and Richard T. Jones

 

Guest Cast:  Brian Austin Green as a Stranger; Dean Winters as Charley Dixon; Garret Dillahunt as Laszlo/Cromartie; Brendan Hines as Andy Goode;  Matt McColm as Vick; Neil Hopkins as Mr. Harris; Kristina Apgar as Cheri; Jose Luis Chavez as Morris; Mark Ivanir as Dimitri; Josue Aguirre as Bobo; Sonya Walger as Michelle; and John De Vito as Young John.

 

 

 

MONDAY, AUGUST 18

 

--“PRISON BREAK”—(8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

 

MICHAEL RACES TO MAKE FINAL PREPARATIONS FOR THE ESCAPE

WHEN A DOWNPOUR FORCES HIM TO BREAK OUT OF SONA THAT NIGHT

ON “PRISON BREAK” MONDAY, AUGUST 18, ON FOX

 

Heavy rains force Michael to move up the escape timetable and break out of Sona that evening. Another inmate joins in on the escape, and T-Bag and Lechero form an alliance as Bellick hopes to form one with Mahone. Lincoln and Sucre help bring the lights down on Sona on the “Under & Out” episode of PRISON BREAK airing Monday, Aug. 18 (8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (PB-311) (TV-14 V)

 

Cast: Dominic Purcell as Lincoln Burrows; Wentworth Miller as Michael Scofield; Amaury Nolasco as Fernando Sucre; Robert Knepper as Theodore “T-Bag” Bagwell; Wade Williams as Brad Bellick; Robert Wisdom as Lechero; Chris Vance as James Whistler; Danay Garcia as Sofia Lugo; and Jodi Lyn O’Keefe as Susan B. Anthony; with William Fichtner as Alexander Mahone

 

Guest Cast: Carlo Alban as McGrady; Joseph Melendez as Rafael; Manuel Marrero as Auturo Monjares

 

--“TERMINATOR: THE SARAH CONNOR CHRONICLES”—(9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

 

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

FLASH BACK TO THE FUTURE ON

“TERMINATOR: THE SARAH CONNOR CHRONICLES”

MONDAY, AUGUST 18, ON FOX

 

While fighting for his life and moving in and out of consciousness, a stranger remembers life in the future and his personal battle against the machines. Meanwhile, Sarah finds herself trying to explain the past to Charley in the “Dungeons and Dragons” episode of TERMINATOR: THE SARAH CONNOR CHRONICLES airing Monday, Aug. 18 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (SCC-109) (TV-14 L, V)

 

Cast: Lena Headey, Thomas Dekker, Summer Glau and Richard T. Jones

 

Guest Cast:  Brian Austin Green as a Stranger; Dean Winters as Charley Dixon

 

 

 

TUESDAY, AUGUST 19

 

 

--“HOUSE”—(8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

 

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

House auditions potential new team members

and treats an astronaut who sees what she hears

on “house” tuesday, AUGUST 19, on fox

 

House has relented in regard to interviewing potential team members, but he’s doing it his own way. He has called in all 40 applicants for the open spots on his team (including guest stars Olivia Wilde, Kal Penn, Peter Jacobson, Anne Dudek and Edi Gathegi), each numbered individually by runners’ bibs, and puts them to the test in a Darwinian trial period. As he drills the fellows and arbitrarily fires some along the way, he is approached by a fighter pilot named Greta, a candidate for NASA’s astronaut training program. Greta suffers from a neurological disorder in which she is converting visual images to sound, or hearing with her eyes. Knowing that NASA would reject any possibility of her becoming an astronaut if they knew of her problem, Greta begs House to treat her in secret. Keeping her identity private, House takes the case to his fellowship candidates and pits them against one another to come up with an accurate diagnosis. Meanwhile, House is ruffled when he thinks he sees Cameron, Chase and Foreman in the hospital hallways in “The Right Stuff” episode of HOUSE airing Tuesday, Aug. 19 (9:00–10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (HOU-402) (TV-14 D)

 

Cast: Hugh Laurie as Dr. Gregory House; Lisa Edelstein as Dr. Lisa Cuddy; Omar Epps as Dr. Eric Foreman; Robert Sean Leonard as Dr. James Wilson; Jennifer Morrison as Dr. Allison Cameron; Jesse Spencer as Dr. Robert Chase.

 

Guest Cast: Essence Atkins as Greta; Anne Dudek as Amber; Olivia Wilde as Thirteen; Peter Jacobson as Taub; Kal Penn as Kutner; Heather Fox as Ashka; Jonathan Sadowski as Mason; Carmen Argenziano as Henry; Edi Gathegi as Cole; Jason Manuel Olazábal as O’Reilly; Andy Comeau as Brennan; Meera Simhan as Jody; Melinda Dahl as Twin 15A; Caitlin Dahl as Twin 15B; Kathryn Adams as Number 23; Larkin Campbell as Dave; Jaimarie Bjorge as Beautiful Doctor; Bobbin Bergstrom as Nurse

 

 

--“TERMINATOR: THE SARAH CONNOR CHRONICLES”— (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

 

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

CAMERON LEARNS TO DANCE

AND SARAH TRACKS A MISSING CYBORG ARM

ON “TERMINATOR: THE SARAH CONNOR CHRONICLES”

TUESDAY, AUGUST 19, ON FOX

 

When Sarah breaks into Agent Ellison’s apartment looking for a missing endo-arm, she discovers dossiers, files and video from her stay in the mental hospital. The files lead her to hospital psychiatrist Dr. Silverman – a doomsday convert who made Sarah’s hospital stay unbearable. Meanwhile, Cameron enrolls in a ballet class taught by Maria Shipkov, Dmitri’s sister, in an effort to track down his whereabouts and find out who has the Turk.  John learns what it took for his mom to escape the hospital; Agent Ellison’s endo-arm discovery puts him danger in the “The Demon Hand” episode of TERMINATOR: THE SARAH CONNOR CHRONICLES airing Tuesday, Aug. 19 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (SCC-106) (TV-14 L, V)

 

Cast: Lena Headey as Sarah Connor, Thomas Dekker as John Connor, Summer Glau as Cameron, Richard T. Jones as FBI Agent

 

Guest Cast:  Brian Austin Green as a Stranger; Mark Bloom as FBI Evidence Clerk; Keith Pillow as Mr. Bianchi; Kristina Apgar as Cheri; Jose Luis Chavez as Morris; Mark Ivanir as Dimitri; Matt Angel as Damien Axelrod; Bruce Davison as Dr. Silverman; Traber Burns Chief of Staff; Angela Gots as Maria; Alex Veadov as Russian Man; and Ron Butler as Social Worker.

 


 

WEDNESDAY, AUGUST 20

 

 

--“BONES”—(8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

 

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

BRENNAN’S FATHER IS ON TRIAL FOR MURDER,

AND BOOTH AND THE JEFFERSONIAN TEAM ARE CALLED

TO TESTIFY AGAINST HIM

ON “BONES” WEDNESDAY, AUGUST 20, ON FOX

 

Ryan O’Neal Guest-Stars

 

Brennan’s father, Max (guest star Ryan O’Neal), is put on trial for the alleged murder of FBI Deputy Director Robert Kirby, and the entire Jeffersonian team, excluding Brennan, are called to be expert witnesses for the prosecution. As Booth and the rest of the team grapple with trying to be impartial knowing that their testimony could send Brennan's father to Death Row, Brennan insists that everyone participate objectively in the trial. With Brennan serving as a forensics advisor for the defense, she must rely not only on her expertise as an anthropologist but on her dedication to her family to find a way to exonerate her father in “The Verdict in the Story” episode of BONES airing Wednesday, Aug. 20 (8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (BON-313) (TV-14 V)

 

Cast: Emily Deschanel as Dr. Temperance Brennan; David Boreanaz as FBI Special Agent Seeley Booth; TJ Thyne as Dr. Jack Hodgins; Michaela Conlin as Angela Montenegro; Eric Millegan as Zack Addy; Tamara Taylor as Dr. Camille “Cam” Saroyan; John Francis Daly as Dr. Lance Sweets

 

Guest Cast: Ryan O’Neal as Max Keenan; Loren Dean as Russ Brennan; Patricia Belcher as Ausa Caroline Julian

 

 

 

--“TERMINATOR: THE SARAH CONNOR CHRONICLES”— (8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

 

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

IT’S ALL IN THE MIND ON

 “TERMINATOR: THE SARAH CONNOR CHRONICLES”

WEDNESDAY, AUGUST 20, ON FOX

 

John defends Cameron against a damning accusation by Derek and Sarah gets too close to a Terminator. Meanwhile, Cromartie closes in on John on the “Vick’s Chip” episode of TERMINATOR: THE SARAH CONNOR CHRONICLES airing Wednesday, Aug. 20 (8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (SCC-108) (TV-14 L, V)

 

Cast: Lena Headey, Thomas Dekker, Summer Glau and Richard T. Jones

 


 

Guest Cast: Garret Dillahunt as Laszlo/Cromartie; Matt McColm as Vick; Kristina Apgar as Cheri Westin; Jose Luis Chavez as Morris; Brian Austin Green as Derek Reese; Andre Royo as Sumner; Jonathan Sadowski as Sayles; Edoardo Ballerini as Timms; Karina Logue as Barbara; Diana Maria Riva as Dr. Carmen Cabrera; Allen Evangelista as Doug; Tony Raymond Wilde as Eric Carlson; Bruno Amato as Gym Coach; Joshua Wolf Coleman as Clerk; Aki Kotabe as Kendo; Brian D. Jones as EMT; Ismail Bashley as ER Doctor; Claudia Choi as Nurse; and Derek Basco as Worker at Hospital.

 

 

THURSDAY, AUGUST 21

 

 

**FOX SPORTS SPECIAL**—NFL PRE-SEASON FOOTBALL—San Francisco at Chicago—(8:00 PM-CC ET/5:00 PM-CC PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

 

FOX SPORTS PRESENTS

SAN FRANCISCO 49ERS VS. CHICAGO BEARS

IN NFL PRE-SEASON ACTION

THURSDAY, AUGUST 21, ON FOX

 

FOX Sports presents a special NFL preseason match-up between the San Francisco 49ers and the Chicago Bears live and in HD from Soldier Field in Chicago airing Thursday, Aug. 21 (8:00 PM-CC ET/5:00 PM-CC PT) on FOX. (SP-0905) (TV-N/A)

  

FRIDAY, AUGUST 22

 

 

**TIME PERIOD PREMIERE**—“ARE YOU SMARTER THAN A 5TH GRADER?”—(8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC

 

CONTESTANTS SEEK PA$$ING GRADES

ON “ARE YOU SMARTER THAN A 5TH GRADER?”

FRIDAY, AUGUST 22, ON FOX

 

Unlike the typical game show that measures intelligence, ARE YOU SMARTER THAN A 5th GRADER? tests adults’ lack of knowledge – as revealed by how much they’ve forgotten since elementary school. New grownup contestants will again find themselves in a classroom setting, revisiting their youth, as they tackle subjects they’ve already been taught, ranging from art to geography and math to social studies. However, the players are not alone. There is a way for contestants to “cheat” in this classroom. The adults will have the opportunity to get some help from real grade-schoolers, who will offer what they think is the correct a-n-s-w-e-r on tonight’s episode of Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader? airing Friday, Aug. 22 (8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (AYS-111) (TV-PG)

 

Host: Jeff Foxworthy

 

 

--“ARE YOU SMARTER THAN A 5TH GRADER?”—(9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC

 

ADULTS GET THEIR 5TH GRADE FACTS STRAIGHT

ON “ARE YOU SMARTER THAN A 5TH GRADER?”

FRIDAY, AUGUST 22, ON FOX

 

Unlike the typical game show that measures intelligence, ARE YOU SMARTER THAN A 5th GRADER? tests adults’ lack of knowledge – as revealed by how much they’ve forgotten since elementary school. New grownup contestants will again find themselves in a classroom setting, revisiting their youth, as they tackle subjects they’ve already been taught, ranging from art to geography and math to social studies. However, the players are not alone. There is a way for contestants to “cheat” in this classroom. The adults will have the opportunity to get some help from real grade-schoolers, who will offer what they think is the correct a-n-s-w-e-r on Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader? airing Friday, Aug. 22 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (AYS-112) (TV-PG)

 

Host: Jeff Foxworthy

 

 

 

SATURDAY, AUGUST 23

 

 

--“COPS: COAST TO COAST”—(8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) CC

 

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

OFFICERS PULL OVER SOME SHADY CHARACTERS

ON “COPS: COAST TO COAST” SATURDAY, AUGUST 23, ON FOX

 

A deputy with the Martin County, FL, Sheriff’s Office is on patrol in a flea market that is accustomed to shady characters. Officers with the Las Vegas Metropolitan Police Department stop a suspicious driver in what turns out to be anything but a routine traffic stop. Also featured are officers from the Palm Beach County, FL, Sheriff’s Office who pull over a car with a driver who is high on COPS: COAST TO COAST airing Saturday, Aug. 23 (8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (CP-2029) (TV-PG)

 

 

 


 

--“COPS: COAST TO COAST”—(8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC

 

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

OFFICERS POLICE DRUGS AND DOMESTIC DISPUTES

ON “COPS: COAST TO COAST” SATURDAY, AUGUST 23, ON FOX

 

When Officer Deputy Rick Lee of the Brevard County, FL, Sheriff’s Office patrols an area known for drug trafficking, he spots a car driving through a parking lot without its lights on. He pulls over the vehicle and the front seat passenger attempts to flee. Also featured is Deputy Robert Wiggs of the Riverside, CA, County Sheriff’s called to the scene of a domestic dispute and finds the suspect hiding on COPS: COAST TO COAST airing Saturday, Aug. 23 (8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (CP-2003) (TV-PG L)

 

 

 

--“AMERICA’S MOST WANTED: AMERICA FIGHTS BACK”—(9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC

 

“AMERICA’S MOST WANTED: AMERICA FIGHTS BACK”

CONTINUES ITS PURSUIT OF JUSTICE

SATURDAY, AUGUST 23, ON FOX

 

AMERICA’S MOST WANTED: AMERICA FIGHTS BACK takes on the nation's hottest crime issues. This crime-fighting program focuses on capturing fugitives, protecting victims and empowering citizens within the criminal justice system. The series also takes an in-depth look at laws that harm victims, champions the cause of lawmakers fighting to protect victims' rights and presents news of recent captures, convictions and missing children cases. AMERICA’S MOST WANTED: AMERICA FIGHTS BACK airs Saturday, Aug. 23 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (MW-2144) (TV-14 D, V)

 

Host: John Walsh

  

--“MADtv”—(11:00 PM-MIDNIGHT ET/PT) CC

 

NEIL PATRICK HARRIS JOINS THE LATE-NIGHT CREW

ON “MADtv” SATURDAY, AUGUST 23, ON FOX

 

Actor Neil Patrick Harris joins Michael McDonald for fan-favorite sketch “Mannequin vs. Mannequin,” while Dan Oster plays Mark L. Walberg on MADtv’s version of THE MOMENT OF TRUTH starring Bobby Lee as Connie Chung and Michael McDonald as Maury Povich. Lee also appears as Kim Jong II in a parody of the popular music video supporting Barack Obama called “You I Can” on MADtv airing Saturday, Aug. 23 (11:00 PM-Midnight ET/PT) on FOX. (MD-1314) (TV-14 L, V)

                                               

Cast: Crista Flanagan, Keegan-Michael Key, Bobby Lee, Michael McDonald, Arden Myrin, Nicole Parker, Jordan Peele, Johnny Sanchez III, Dan Oster and Daheli Hall.

 

Guest Cast: Neil Patrick Harris

 

 

--“TALKSHOW WITH SPIKE FERESTEN”—(Midnight-12:30 AM ET/PT) CC

 

RYAN SEACRESTS JOINS IN ON THE LATE-NIGHT LAUGHS

ON “TALKSHOW WITH SPIKE FERESTEN”

SATURDAY, AUGUST 23, ON FOX

 

Ryan Seacrest, host of AMERICAN IDOL, takes a break from AMERICAN IDOL auditions to sit down with Spike Feresten. The episode features a new installment of “Comedy for Stoners” and Spike hitting Venice Beach, CA, for a sketch on “Homeland Security” on TALKSHOW with Spike Feresten airing Saturday,  Aug. 23 (Midnight-12:30 AM ET/PT) on FOX. (SPK-201) (TV-14 D, L, S, V)

 

Host: Spike Feresten

 

Guest: Ryan Seacrest

 

 

SUNDAY, AUGUST 24

 

 

--“’TIL DEATH”—(7:00-7:30 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

 

THE BALL IS IN EDDIE’S COURT ON “’TIL DEATH”

WEDNESDAY, APRIL 23 ON FOX

 

When Joy and Eddie have a pregnancy scare, Joy convinces Eddie to get a vasectomy.  Nervous about the procedure Eddie takes advice from Kenny (J.B. Smoove) and pretends that he wants more children in order to avoid the trip to Dr. Park (Ken Jeong) on the “Snip/Duck” episode of ‘TIL DEATH airing Sunday, Aug. 24 (7:00-7:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (TIL-214) (TV-PG D, L, S)

 

Cast: Brad Garrett, Joely Fisher, Kat Foster, and Eddie Kaye Thomas

 

Guest Cast: J.B. Smoove as Kenny; Ken Jeong as Dr. Park; Christopher Goodman as Dad; Taylor Geare as Little Girl; Ty Panitz as Boy;  Jill Tracy as Mom; and Mary K Devault.

 

 

 

 

--“’TIL DEATH”—(8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

 

EDDIE LOOKS OUT FOR HIS LITTLE BROTHER

ON “’TIL DEATH” SUNDAY, AUGUST 24 ON FOX

 

When Kenny is subjected to a perceived racist slight at a local movie theater, he reacts strongly causing Eddie to rush to his defense. In the aftermath, Eddie decides that Kenny over-reacted and resolves to prove it to him on the “Raisinette in the Sun” episode of ‘TIL DEATH airing Sunday, Aug. 24 (7:00-7:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (TIL-215) (TV-14 D, L)

 


 

Cast: Brad Garrett, Joely Fisher, Kat Foster, and Eddie Kaye Thomas

 

Guest Cast: J.B. Smoove as Kenny

 

 

 

 

--“THE SIMPSONS”—(8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) CC

 

WHEN HOMER AND MARGE GET TRAPPED IN A TUNNEL OF LOVE,

THREE VALENTINE’S DAY STORIES OF SPRINGFIELDIAN LOVE UNFOLD

ON “THE SIMPSONS” SUNDAY, AUGUST 24, ON FOX

 

To celebrate Valentine’s Day, Homer takes Marge to the Tunnel of Love at a carnival. But when Bart pulls a prank involving some Jell-O, they become hopelessly stranded. Homer tries to cheer Marge up by recounting some of the greatest love stories of all time, beginning with Bonnie and Clyde (as Marge and Homer) who steal each others’ hearts as they rob their town dry. Next, Marge tells the story of two dogs, Sadie (Marge) and Scamp (Homer), in her take on “Lady and the Tramp.” Lastly, Bart spins the final romantic tale in his recounting of the rock-and-roll romance of the The Sex Pistols when Nancy Spungeon (Lisa) falls for the rebellious Sid Vicious (Nelson). Before long though, Sid and Nancy are hooked on chocolate, and as Sid gains weight, Johnny Rotten (Bart) warns them that their dangerous habits are turning them into “chunkies” in the “Love, Springfieldian Style” episode of THE SIMPSONS airing Sunday, Aug. 24 (8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (SI-1905) (TV-PG D, L, S, V)

 

Voice Cast: Dan Castellaneta as Homer Simpson; Julie Kavner as Marge Simpson; Nancy Cartwright as Bart Simpson; Yeardley Smith as Lisa Simpson; Hank Azaria as Moe; Harry Shearer as Skinner; Pamela Hayden as Milhouse; Tress MacNeille as Witch; Russi Taylor as Martin

 

 

 

 

--“FAMILY GUY”—(8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC

 

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

MEG FINDS TRUE LOVE

ON “FAMILY GUY”

SUNDAY, AUGUST 24, ON FOX

 

When a flood hits Quahog, Meg winds up in the hospital in a coma, but she wakes up to a cute med student and they immediately hit it off. After Meg recovers, Peter is very protective of her, so he drives “McCutie” away. But when Meg reveals to the family that she is pregnant, Peter forces them to get married in the “Peter’s Daughter” episode of FAMILY GUY airing Sunday, Aug. 24 (8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (FG-521) (TV-14 D, L, S, V)

 

Voice Cast: Seth MacFarlane as Peter Griffin, Stewie Griffin, Brian Griffin, and Quagmire; Alex Borstein as Lois Griffin; Seth Green as Chris Griffin; Mila Kunis as Meg Griffin; Mike Henry as Cleveland

 

 

 

--“TERMINATOR: THE SARAH CONNOR CHRONICLES”— (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

 

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

IT’S ALL IN THE MOMENT ON

 “TERMINATOR: THE SARAH CONNOR CHRONICLES”

SUNDAY, AUGUST 24, ON FOX

 

Sarah and Derek attempt a business transaction with a questionable man, while John and Cameron find themselves in a precarious situation during a school trip. Meanwhile, Agent Ellison discovers a nemesis at the agency in the “What He Beheld” episode of TERMINATOR: THE SARAH CONNOR CHRONICLES airing Sunday, Aug. 24 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (SCC-107) (TV-14 L, V)

 

Cast: Lena Headey, Thomas Dekker, Summer Glau and Richard T. Jones

 

Guest Cast: Dean Winters as Charley; Garrett Dillahunt as Laszlo/Cromartie; Jose Luis Chavez as Morris; Catherine Dent as Agent Greta Simpson; Brian Austin Green as Derek Reese; Keith Pillow as Mr. Bianchi; James Urbaniak as Café Manager; Craig Fairbrass as Sarkissian; Jesse Garcia as Carlos; Sabrina Perez as Chola; Bailee Madison as Little Girl; Mark Bloom as FBI Evidence Clerk; and Ramona Duberry as Karen.

 

 

 

 

SUNDAY, AUGUST 10

 

[EDITOR’S NOTE: AMERICAN DAD is preempted this night.]

 

--“‘TIL DEATH”—(7:00-7:30 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

 

SUMMER VACATION BEGINS

ON “‘TIL DEATH”

SUNDAY, AUGUST 10, ON FOX

 

Summer vacation has begun and Allison surprises her parents when she brings Doug (guest-star Timm Sharp) home. When Allison and Doug spend their days enjoying the summer, Steph gets Eddie to join them. Jeff and Joy feel left out and annoyed by their partners’ happiness but finally are persuaded to join in on the “Summer of Love” episode of ‘TIL DEATH airing Sunday, Aug. 10 (7:00-7:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (TIL-122) (TV-PG D, L)

 

Cast: Brad Garrett; Joely Fisher; Kat Foster; and Eddie Kaye Thomas

 

Guest Cast: Krysten Ritter as Allison, Timm Sharp as Doug

 

 

 

--“’TIL DEATH”—(7:30-8:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

 

EDDIE AND JEFF GET A DOSE OF GYMS, LIES AND VIDEOS

ON “’TIL DEATH”

SUNDAY, AUGUST 10, ON FOX

 

After Eddie complains about their neglected gym membership, Joy attempts to prove him wrong by taking on the treadmill and competing with other gym members. Meanwhile, Jeff begs Eddie to preview an adult video in “The Tale of the Tape” episode of ‘TIL DEATH airing Sunday, Aug. 10 (7:30-8:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (TIL-206) (TV-14 D, L, S)

Cast: Brad Garrett; Joely Fisher; Eddie Kaye Thomas; and Kat Foster

 

Guest Cast: Nick Bakay as Karl; Kimberly Hue as Doctor

  


 

--“THE SIMPSONS”—(8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) CC

 

WHEN SPRINGFIELD HOLDS A PRESIDENTIAL PRIMARY,

VOTERS TURN TO THE ONE PERSON THEY CAN TRUST: RALPH WIGGUM

ON “THE SIMPSONS” sunday, AUGUST 10, on fox

 

Jon Stewart and Dan Rather Make Guest-Voice Appearances

 

When Homer disposes of a leaky battery along with his fast food containers, he causes an explosion that destroys Springfield’s fast-food district. Mayor Quimby proposes to rebuild the district during the next election. The next election, however, isn’t until June, so Quimby decides to move it to the upcoming Saturday. This change makes Springfield the first city in the nation to hold a presidential primary. Excitement builds as reporters from around the country descend upon Springfield to cover the debate, but the news is dismal as the candidates turn out to be less than compelling. On the night of the primary, Kent Brockman announces an unexpected turn of events: Springfield voters rejected all the candidates and embraced a write-in: Ralph Wiggum. Much to Lisa’s chagrin, the leaders of both parties realize that embracing Ralph as a candidate means certain victory come November. Although no one knows for sure which political party Ralph is representing, he insists that everyone is invited to his party in the “E Pluribus Wiggum” episode of THE SIMPSONS airing Sunday, Aug. 10 (8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (SI-1903) (TV-PG L, V)

 

Voice Cast: Dan Castellaneta as Homer Simpson; Julie Kavner as Marge Simpson; Nancy Cartwright as Bart Simpson and Ralph Wiggum; Yeardley Smith as Lisa Simpson; Hank Azaria as Moe; Harry Shearer as Skinner; Pamela Hayden as Campaign Worker #1; Tress MacNeille as Mrs. Skinner

 

Guest Voice Cast: Jon Stewart as himself; Dan Rather as himself

 

 

--“FAMILY GUY”—(8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC

 

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

BRIAN’S IN THE DOG HOUSE

ON “FAMILY GUY”

SUNDAY, AUGUST 10, ON FOX

 

Drew Barrymore Makes a Guest Voice Appearance

 

When Peter convinces Brian to move in with his dense girlfriend Jillian (Drew Barrymore), she ends up smothering him, but he keeps her around for the lovin’. Stewie moves in with them to help pay the rent, but he tries to get Brian back on the playing field by throwing him a drunken party and interfering with their relationship. Meanwhile, Meg gets a job at the local convenience store, as does Chris, who gets chummy with the manager, Carl. While Chris and Carl talk about their favorite movies, Meg is saddled with all the hard work. She eventually stands up for herself and as a result gets fired in the “Movin’ Out (Brian’s Song)” episode of FAMILY GUY airing Sunday, Aug. 10 (8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (FG-514) (TV-14 D, L, S)

 

Voice Cast: Seth MacFarlane as Peter Griffin, Stewie Griffin, Brian Griffin, and Quagmire; Alex Borstein as Lois Griffin; Seth Green as Chris Griffin; Mila Kunis as Meg Griffin; Mike Henry as Cleveland.

 

Guest Voice Cast: Drew Barrymore as Jillian

 

 

--“TERMINATOR: THE SARAH CONNOR CHRONICLES”— (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

 

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

“TERMINATOR: THE SARAH CONNOR CHRONICLES” MARATHON

BEGINS SUNDAY, AUGUST 10, ON FOX

 

In the series premiere, Sarah Connor struggles to keep her son John Connor safe from an enemy Terminator from the future. She uproots their lives and takes him to live in a small town in New Mexico where he befriends Cameron who ultimately becomes his protector.  Meanwhile, FBI Agent James Ellison continues his hunt for Sarah Connor in the “Pilot” episode of TERMINATOR: THE SARAH CONNOR CHRONICLES airing Sunday, Aug. 10 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (SCC-101) (TV-14 S, V)

 

Cast: Lena Headey, Thomas Dekker, Summer Glau and Richard T. Jones

 

Guest Cast: Owain Yeoman as Cromartie; Dean Winters as Charley Dixon; Aaron Cash as terminator; Charlayne Woodard as Terissa Dyson

 

 

 

MONDAY, AUGUST 11

 

 

**TIME PERIOD PREMIERE**—“PRISON BREAK”—(8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

 

MICHAEL’S ESCAPE PLAN COMES CRASHING DOWN,

LECHERO LOSES HIS CONTROL OVER SONA,

LINCOLN PLANS AN EXPLOSIVE END FOR SUSAN,

AND BELLICK MAY HAVE HIS LAST FIGHT

ON “PRISON BREAK” MONDAY, AUGUST 11, ON FOX

 

When Lechero loses his authority over Sona, Sammy causes Michael’s escape plan to come crashing down. T-Bag pressures Bellick to one more fight that will likely be his last. Lincoln and Sucre plan an explosive end for Susan on the “Dirt Nap” episode of PRISON BREAK airing Monday, Aug. 11 (8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (PB-310) (TV-14 L, V)

 


 

Cast: Dominic Purcell as Lincoln Burrows; Wentworth Miller as Michael Scofield; Amaury Nolasco as Fernando Sucre; Robert Knepper as Theodore “T-Bag” Bagwell; Wade Williams as Brad Bellick; Robert Wisdom as Lechero; Chris Vance as James Whistler; Danay Garcia as Sofia Lugo; and Jodi Lyn O’Keefe as Susan B. Anthony; with William Fichtner as Alexander Mahone

 

Guest Cast: Laurence Mason as Sammy; Carlo Alban as McGrady; Rey Gallegos as Cristobel; Alec Rayme as Cyrus

 

 

 

--“TERMINATOR: THE SARAH CONNOR CHRONICLES”— (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

 

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

SARAH, JOHN AND CAMERON STRUGGLE TO “KNOW THYSELF” ON

“TERMINATOR: THE SARAH CONNOR CHRONICLES”

MONDAY, AUGUST 11, ON FOX

 

Sarah makes contact with an old friend to ask a favor, while John decides to pay a visit to Sarah’s ex and Cameron makes a new friend. Together they infiltrate a resistance safe house and discover they are not alone. Meanwhile, Agent Ellison realizes that Sarah is still alive and a dangerous person from Sarah’s past is reawakened in the “Gnothi Seauton” episode of TERMINATOR: THE SARAH CONNOR CHRONICLES airing Monday, Aug. 11 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (SCC-102) (TV-14 L, V)

 

Cast: Lena Headey, Thomas Dekker, Summer Glau and Richard T. Jones

 

Guest Cast: Dean Winters as Charley Dixon

 

 

 


 

TUESDAY, AUGUST 12

 

 

**TIME PERIOD PREMIERE**—“HOUSE”—(8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

 

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

WITHOUT THE HELP OF A TEAM, HOUSE SCRAMBLES

TO DIAGNOSE A WOMAN AFTER A BUILDING COLLAPSES ON HER

ON “HOUSE” TUESDAY, AUGUST 12, ON FOX

 

When an office building collapses, House has to work fast to diagnose a young woman, Megan, who survived the disaster. Due to her injuries, Megan’s only form of communication is blinking. House, without a team since Foreman and Cameron quit and he fired Chase, talks through his ideas with a janitor at the hospital. As Megan’s condition worsens, Cuddy puts pressure on House to hire a new team, but House defiantly ignores her, and Wilson resorts to desperate measures and hits House where he knows it will hurt. As House persists in diagnosing Megan by himself, he realizes that the case is not what it appears, and that solitude may not be the answer in the “Alone” episode of HOUSE airing Tuesday, Aug. 12 (8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (HOU-401) (TV-14 D, L)

 

Cast: Hugh Laurie as Dr. Gregory House; Lisa Edelstein as Dr. Lisa Cuddy; Omar Epps as Dr. Eric Foreman; Robert Sean Leonard as Dr. James Wilson; Jennifer Morrison as Dr. Allison Cameron; Jesse Spencer as Dr. Robert Chase.

 

Guest Cast: Liliya Toneva as Liz; Kay Lenz as Mrs. Bradberry; Conor Dubin as Ben; Bevin Prince as Megan; Pat Millicano as Leon; Kathryn Adams as Young Doctor; Ken Takemoto as Sam Lee; Leo Vargas as Male Nurse; Maurice Godin as Dr. Hourani; Xhercis as Imelda; Shannon McClung as Doug; Bobbin Bergstrom as Nurse.

 

 

 

--“TERMINATOR: THE SARAH CONNOR CHRONICLES”— (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

 

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

SARAH MAKES HER MOVE ON

“TERMINATOR: THE SARAH CONNOR CHRONICLES”

TUESDAY, AUGUST 12, ON FOX

 

Sarah pays a visit to Miles Dyson's widow looking for Skynet's creators. Her search leads her to Andy Goode, a cell phone sales man who also happens to also be the inventor of a chess playing computer known as "The Turk."  Sarah has to make a tough decision regarding her friendship with Goode. Meanwhile, John and Cameron try their best to assimilate on their first day at the new high school and John is conflicted about his role as a hero. Agent James Ellison finds himself getting closer to the truth in the “The Turk” episode of TERMINATOR: THE SARAH CONNOR CHRONICLES airing Tuesday, Aug. 12 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (SCC-103) (TV-14 L, V)

 

 

 

Cast: Lena Headey, Thomas Dekker, Summer Glau and Richard T. Jones

 

Guest Cast: Aaron Cash as Cromartie; Charlayne Woodard as Terissa Dyson; Phil Morris as Miles Dyson; Brandan Hines as Andrew Goode; Kristina Apgar as Cheri Westin; Adam Godley as Dr. Fleming; Bernard White as Dr. Lewis; Catherine Dent as Agent Greta Simpson; Jesse Garcia as Carlos; Alessandra Torresani as Jordan; Sabrina Perez as Chola; Tiya Dircar as Zoey; David Ortiz as Guy # 1; Floriana Lima as Franny; Bashir Salahuddin as Security Guard-School; Cameron Van Hoy as Guy #2 and Keith Pillow as Mr. Bianchi.

 

Contact: Tra-Mi Callahan  310-369-5712  tra-mi.callahan@fox.com

 

 

 

WEDNESDAY, AUGUST 13

 

 

**TIME PERIOD PREMIERE**—“BONES”—(8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

 

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

Booth and Brennan learn some lessons in babysitting

as they INVESTIGATE THE MURDER OF an INFANT’S MOTHER

ON “BONES” WEDNESDAY, AUGUST 13, ON FOX

 

Booth and Brennan investigate the scene where a car was run off the road and the victim’s body deliberately burned beyond recognition. When the team hears muffled whimpering during the site investigation, they find the victim’s baby miraculously perched in a tree above the scene of the crash. The team designates Brennan as the infant’s caretaker, but when the baby swallows a key piece of evidence, they question her nurturing skills. The team soon identifies the victim as a laborer who worked in a tire-recycling factory in a small, impoverished town in Virginia, and Brennan and Booth venture out to investigate who might have wanted her dead. Their suspicions range from her deadbeat husband to the impecunious habitants of her town. Meanwhile, the team is fascinated by the presence of a baby in the lab and its affinity for Brennan in “The Baby in the Bough” episode of BONES airing Wednesday, Aug. 13 (8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (BON-309) (TV-14 L)

 

Cast: Emily Deschanel as Dr. Temperance Brennan; David Boreanaz as FBI Special Agent Seeley Booth; TJ Thyne as Dr. Jack Hodgins; Michaela Conlin as Angela Montenegro; Eric Millegan as Zack Addy; Tamara Taylor as Dr. Camille “Cam” Saroyan

 

Guest Cast: Nathan Dean as Agent Charlie Burns; Cameron Dye as Lou Taylor; Austin O’Brien as Jimmy Grant; Becky Wahlstrom as Carol Grant; Tom Wilson as Chip Barnett; Ronald William Lawrence as Terry; James C. Victor as Rich; Frank Clem as Earl Delancy; Steve Seagren as Sheriff Delpy; James Lashly as Paul; Sheila Shaw as Dorothy; Clement E. Blake as Homeless Man

 

 


 

--“TERMINATOR: THE SARAH CONNOR CHRONICLES”— (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

 

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

NO ONE IS EVER SAFE ON

“TERMINATOR: THE SARAH CONNOR CHRONICLES”

WEDNESDAY, AUGUST 13, ON FOX

 

When Sarah, Cameron and John track down stolen cargo, they become separated from John leading him to discover the future isn’t as safe as he had hoped. Meanwhile, Agent Ellison’s murder investigation leads him to an interesting suspect in the “Heavy Metal” episode of TERMINATOR: THE SARAH CONNOR CHRONICLES Wednesday, Aug. 13 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (SCC-105) (TV-14 L, V)

 

Cast: Lena Headey, Thomas Dekker, Summer Glau and Richard T. Jones

 

Guest Cast:  Garret Dillahunt as George Laszlo; Brian Bloom as Carter; Catherine Dent as Agent Greta Simpson; Lee Thompson Young as Agent Stewart; Andy Umberger as Davidson; Linda Shing as Dolores; Sean Smiith as Dr. Lyman; Michael Dempsey as Detective; Mark Adair Rios as Crewman; Greg Eagles as Crewman 1; Hector Atreyu Ruiz as Driver; Douglas Bennett as Guard and Taira Soo as Office Manager.

 

 

 

THURSDAY, AUGUST 14

 

 

**FOX SPORTS SPECIAL**—NFL PRE-SEASON FOOTBALL—Carolina at Philadelphia—(8:00 PM-CC ET/5:00 PM-CC PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

 

FOX SPORTS PRESENTS

CAROLINA PANTHERS VS. PHILADELPHIA EAGLES

IN NFL PRE-SEASON ACTION

THURSDAY, AUGUST 14, ON FOX

 

FOX Sports presents a special NFL preseason match-up between the Carolina Panthers and the Philadelphia Eagles, live and in HD from Lincoln Financial Field in Philadelphia, PA, airing Thursday, Aug. 14 (8:00 PM-CC ET/5:00 PM-CC PT) on FOX. (SP-0903) (TV-N/A)

 

 


 

FRIDAY, AUGUST 15

 

 

**FOX SPORTS SPECIAL**—NFL PRE-SEASON FOOTBALL—Oakland at Tennessee—(8:00 PM-CC ET/5:00 PM-CC PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

 

FOX SPORTS PRESENTS

OAKLAND RAIDERS VS. TENNESSEE TITANS

IN NFL PRE-SEASON ACTION

FRIDAY, AUGUST 15, ON FOX

 

FOX Sports presents a special NFL preseason match-up between the Oakland Raiders and the Tennessee Titans, live and in HD from LP Field in Nashville, TN, airing Friday, Aug. 15 (8:00 PM-CC ET/5:00 PM-CC PT) on FOX. (SP-0904) (TV-N/A)

 

 

 

SATURDAY, AUGUST 16

 

 

--“COPS: COAST TO COAST”—(8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) CC

 

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

SURVEILLANCE LEADS OFFICERS TO OFFENDERS 

“COPS: COAST TO COAST” SATURDAY, AUGUST 16, ON FOX

 

When officers in Portland, OR, conduct surveillance and detect drug activity, the suspect attempts to swallow evidence. A deputy from Martin County, FL, performs a traffic stop and discovers evidence linking the passenger to a recent crime in the area. In Las Vegas, officers respond to a “shots-fired” call on COPS: COAST TO COAST airing Saturday, Aug. 16 (8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (CP-2028) (TV-PG L)

 

 


 

--“COPS: COAST TO COAST”—(8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC

 

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

SUB-PAR EVENING FOR SUSPECT ON GOLF CART

ON “COPS: COAST TO COAST”

SATURDAY, AUGUST 16, ON FOX

 

When Deputy Chris Nebel of the Lee County, FL, Sheriff’s Office stops a young man for driving without his lights on, he discovers that the suspect is on probation, driving without a license, out after curfew and without proof of ownership of the golf cart. When the kid doesn’t think it can get any worse, his mother does not corroborate his story, and the young man is taken to a detention center for breaking curfew. Also featured is Officer Robert Morales of the Rialto, CA, Police Department, responding to an assault with a deadly weapon call where two convenience store employees have been beaten on COPS: COAST TO COAST airing Saturday, Aug. 16 (8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (CP-2002) (TV-PG L, V)

 

 

--“AMERICA’S MOST WANTED: AMERICA FIGHTS BACK”—(9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC

 

“AMERICA’S MOST WANTED: AMERICA FIGHTS BACK”

CONTINUES ITS PURSUIT OF JUSTICE

SATURDAY, AUGUST 16, ON FOX

 

AMERICA’S MOST WANTED: AMERICA FIGHTS BACK takes on the nation's hottest crime issues. This crime-fighting program focuses on capturing fugitives, protecting victims and empowering citizens within the criminal justice system. The series also takes an in-depth look at laws that harm victims, champions the cause of lawmakers fighting to protect victims' rights and presents news of recent captures, convictions and missing children cases. AMERICA’S MOST WANTED: AMERICA FIGHTS BACK airs Saturday, Aug. 16 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (MW-2143) (TV-14 D, V)

 

Host: John Walsh

 

 

--“MADtv”—(11:00 PM-MIDNIGHT ET/PT) CC

 

KAT VON D JOINS THE CAST

ON “MADtv” SATURDAY, AUGUST 16, ON FOX

 

Star of her own reality series, Kat Von D (“LA Ink”) joins the cast to play a “WingWoman” in a fan-favorite sketch.  Meanwhile, Arden, Nicole and Crista go brunette in a parody of the reality series “The Kardashians” on MADtv airing Saturday, Aug. 16 (11:00 PM-Midnight ET/PT) on FOX. (MD-1313) (TV-14 D, L)

                                               

Cast: Crista Flanagan, Keegan-Michael Key, Bobby Lee, Michael McDonald, Arden Myrin, Nicole Parker, Jordan Peele, Johnny Sanchez III, Dan Oster and Daheli Hall.

 

Guest Cast: Kat Von D

 

 

--“TALKSHOW WITH SPIKE FERESTEN”—(Midnight-12:30 AM ET/PT) CC

 

TIM HEIDECKER AND ERIC WAREHEIM FROM

“TIM AND ERIC AWESOME SHOW, GREAT JOB!”

ON “TALKSHOW WITH SPIKE FERESTEN”

SATURDAY, AUGUST 16, ON FOX

 

Tim Heidecker and Eric Wareheim from Cartoon Network’s “Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job!” stop by to chat with Spike. The off-the-wall humor and side-splitting antics will keep you laughing until the wee hours of the morning on TALKSHOW WITH SPIKE FERESTEN airing Saturday, Aug. 16 (Midnight-12:30AM ET/PT) on FOX. (SPK-221) (TV-14 D, L)

 

Host: Spike Feresten

 

Guest Cast: Tim Heidecker and Eric Wareheim

 

 

 

 

SUNDAY, AUGUST 17

 

[EDITOR’S NOTE: AMERICAN DAD is preempted this night.]

 

--“’TIL DEATH”—(7:00-7:30 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

 

EDDIE AND JEFF ENGAGE IN A WIFE SWAP

ON “’TIL DEATH” SUNDAY, AUGUST 17, ON FOX

 

When Steph introduces Eddie to yoga and Jeff turns Joy on to tennis, the couples spend more and more time with their friends and less time with each other. The swap seems successful until Jeff’s competitive streak emerges and Joy tries to bow out of tennis lessons in the “Mixed Doubles” episode of ‘TIL DEATH airing Sunday, Aug. 17 (7:00-7:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (TIL-207) (TV-PG D, L)

 

Cast: Brad Garrett; Joely Fisher; Eddie Kaye Thomas; and Kat Foster.

 

Guest Cast: Lisa Catara as Yoga Instructor; Joe Rosati as Gary

 

 

 

--“’TIL DEATH”—(7:30-8:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

 

EDDIE GETS A BROTHER

ON “’TIL DEATH” SUNDAY, AUGUST 17, ON FOX

 

J.B. Smoove Joins the Cast as a Recurring Character

 

To avoid doing housework with Joy, Eddie signs up to be a volunteer for a “Big Brother” program but things go awry when he’s accidentally given an adult (J.B. Smoove) instead of a kid to mentor in the “Really Big Brother” episode of ‘TIL DEATH airing Sunday, Aug. 17 (7:30-8:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (TIL-213) (TV-PG D)

Cast: Brad Garrett; Joely Fisher; Eddie Kaye Thomas; and Kat Foster.

 

Guest Cast: J.B. Smoove as Kenneth Westchester; Aree Davis as Girl #1; Gracie Markland as Girl #2; Desmond Roberts as David; Michele Stanton as Counter Girl; Meeghan Holaway as Gwen; Sean Donnellan as DJ Voiceover; and Tricia Leigh Fisher as Denise

 

Contact: Tra-Mi Callahan  310-369-5712  tra-mi.callahan@fox.com

 

 

--“THE SIMPSONS”—(8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) CC

 

MARGE AND HOMER RECOUNT HOW HOMER SINGLEHANDEDLY

STARTED THE GRUNGE MOVEMENT DURING THE 90’S

ON “THE SIMPSONS” SUNDAY, AUGUST 17, ON FOX

 

Weird Al Yankovic and Kurt Loder Make Guest-Voice Appearances

 

When Bart and Lisa discover Marge’s diploma from Springfield University, Marge reveals that she had attended the university back when she and Homer had first started dating. In a flash back, Homer gives up his dreams of becoming a musician and takes a job at his father’s laser tag warehouse to support Marge attending Springfield University. However, when Marge finds herself attracted to an offbeat professor named Professor August, Homer decides he has had enough of Marge’s wandering eye. Homer instead focuses his emotions on his music, inventing a new sound called “grunge.” As Marge continues to date the pretentious professor, Homer becomes the hottest grunge artist around, as evidenced by Weird Al’s parody of his music. But when Marge sees a special news report on MTV with Kurt Loder announcing that Homer’s band, Sadgasm, has broken up and that Homer is holed-up in a mansion hopelessly addicted to drugs, Marge must choose between her new life and her old love in the “That 90’s Show” episode of THE SIMPSONS Sunday, Aug. 17 (8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (SI-1904) (TV-PG D, S, V)

 

Voice Cast: Dan Castellaneta as Homer Simpson; Julie Kavner as Marge Simpson; Nancy Cartwright as Bart Simpson; Yeardley Smith as Lisa Simpson; Hank Azaria as Moe; Harry Shearer as Skinner; Pamela Hayden as Buxom Coed; Tress MacNeille as Fan #1

 

Guest Voice Cast: Weird Al Yankovic as himself; Kurt Loder as himself

 

 

 

**100TH EPISODE SPECIAL**—“FAMILY GUY”—(8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC

 

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

THE GRIFFINS CELEBRATE 100 EPISODES

IN A FREAKIN’ SWEET “FAMILY GUY” SPECIAL

SUNDAY, AUGUST 17, ON FOX

 

This special half-hour FAMILY GUY tribute showcases the outrageous antics of the Griffin family and celebrates the side-splitting, irreverent humor of the fan-favorite animated series. Some of the funniest moments, satirical spoofs and musical numbers of the past 100 episodes are revisited on the FAMILY GUY 100th EPISODE SPECIAL airing Sunday, Aug. 17 (8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (SP-0816) (TV-14 D, L, S, V)

Voice Cast: Seth MacFarlane as Peter Griffin, Stewie Griffin, Brian Griffin, and Quagmire; Alex Borstein as Lois Griffin; Seth Green as Chris Griffin; Mila Kunis as Meg Griffin; Mike Henry as Cleveland.

 

 

 

 

--“TERMINATOR: THE SARAH CONNOR CHRONICLES”— (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

 

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

IT’S ALL JUST A GAME ON

“TERMINATOR: THE SARAH CONNOR CHRONICLES”

SUNDAY, AUGUST 17, ON FOX

 

Brian Austin Green Guest-Stars

 

When Sarah’s friend Andy submits his computer into a chess competition, she revaluates his computer’s capabilities and worries where it could all lead. During the chess match, Sarah comes face-to-face with a stranger whose history is closely tied to hers. Meanwhile at school, Cameron gets called into grief counseling and John makes a new friend in shop class. Agent Ellison discovers remnants from a terminator battle in the “Queen’s Gambit” episode of TERMINATOR: THE SARAH CONNOR CHRONICLES airing Sunday, Aug. 17 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (SCC-104) (TV-14 L, V)

 

Cast: Lena Headey, Thomas Dekker, Summer Glau and Richard T. Jones

 

Guest Cast:  Brian Austin Green as a Stranger; Dean Winters as Charley Dixon; Garret Dillahunt as Laszlo/Cromartie; Brendan Hines as Andy Goode;  Matt McColm as Vick; Neil Hopkins as Mr. Harris; Kristina Apgar as Cheri; Jose Luis Chavez as Morris; Mark Ivanir as Dimitri; Josue Aguirre as Bobo; Sonya Walger as Michelle; and John De Vito as Young John.

 

SUNDAY, AUGUST 3

--“’TIL DEATH”—(7:00-7:30 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

JEFF HAS A BACHELOR PARTY

ON “‘TIL DEATH”

SUNDAY, AUGUST 3, ON FOX

When the guys discover that Jeff never had a bachelor party, they have a boys’ night out at a local club. But when Nicole (guest star Cho) tags along with Cofeld (guest star Anderson), the guys’ night doesn’t turn out as they planned. Meanwhile, Joy is sick at home and Steph comes over with a special recipe to help them both feel better in "The Bachelor Party” episode of ‘TIL DEATH airing Sunday, Aug. 3 (7:00-7:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (TIL-115) (TV-PG D, L, S)

Cast: Brad Garrett; Joely Fisher; Kat Foster; and Eddie Kaye Thomas

Guest Cast: Anthony Anderson as Cofeld; Margaret Cho as Nicole; Jerry Lambert as Stan; Charles Esten as Leon

 

--“’TIL DEATH”—(7:30-8:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

EDDIE AND JOY ARE BLINDED BY THE LIGHT

ON “’TIL DEATH”

SUNDAY, AUGUST 3, ON FOX

When Joy purchases two new bedroom lamps, one lamp works and the other one is broken, prompting Eddie and Joy to fight over the working lamp. Meanwhile, Jeff fights for the right to go to bed whenever he wants in the “Bedtime Stories” episode of ‘TIL DEATH airing Sunday, Aug. 3 (7:30-8:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (TIL-208) (TV-PG D, L)

Cast: Brad Garrett, Joely Fisher, Eddie Kaye Thomas and Kat Foster

Guest Cast: Nick Bakay as Karl

--“THE SIMPSONS”—(8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) CC

SIDESHOW BOB and family RETURN for revenge

on “the simpsons”

sunday, AUGUST 3, on fox

Kelsey Grammer, David Hyde Pierce, John Mahoney

and Keith Olbermann Guest-Voice

Kelsey Grammer returns to guest-voice as the infamous Sideshow Bob, David Hyde Pierce as Sideshow Bob’s dubious brother Cecil Terwilliger, and John Mahoney as their father, Mr. Terwilliger. Marge dreams that Keith Olbermann (guest-voicing as himself) chides her for fast-forwarding through television commercials. Marge tries her to make restitution by watching hours of advertisements, and she and the Simpson family take particular interest in an ad for Wes Doobner’s World-Famous Family-Style Rib Huts. They drive to the restaurant, only to find Sideshow Bob waiting for them, triumphant in his elaborate hoax to lure them to their doom. When Sideshow Bob’s attempt to terminate the family is foiled, he is put on trial, where his father blames Sideshow Bob’s psychosis on Bart. During the proceedings, Bart accidentally kills his old nemesis, and Bob’s brother Cecil invites Bart to attend the memorial service for Sideshow Bob to bury the hatchet for good in the “Funeral for a Fiend” episode of THE SIMPSONS airing Sunday, Aug. 3 (8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (SI-1901) (TV-PG D, V)

Voice Cast: Dan Castellaneta as Homer Simpson; Julie Kavner as Marge Simpson; Nancy Cartwright as Bart Simpson; Yeardley Smith as Lisa Simpson; Hank Azaria as Moe; Harry Shearer as Skinner; Pamela Hayden as Milhouse; Tress MacNeille as Opal

Guest Voice Cast: Kelsey Grammer as Sideshow Bob; David Hyde Pierce as Cecil; John Mahoney as Mr. Terwilliger; Keith Olbermann as himself

 

--“THE SIMPSONS”—(8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC

Homer wakes up with no recollection of the past 24 hours

on “the simpsons”

sunday, AUGUST 3, on fox

Homer wakes up one morning to find himself outdoors and covered with snow. With no recollection of the night before (aside from a lingering hangover), Homer makes his way home to find his entire family missing. Hopelessly confused, Homer goes to Moe’s, where Moe reveals that Homer drank a “Forget-Me-Shot” the night before – a drink so potent, it wipes out the last 24 hours from one’s memory. When Wiggum informs Homer of a domestic disturbance at his house the night before, Homer begins to worry that he may have done something awful. As he probes his cloudy memory to unravel the mystery, Homer turns to Professor Frink, who hooks him up to a device that allows him to explore his memories and to piece together the night’s events in the “Eternal Moonshine of the Simpson Mind” episode of THE SIMPSONS airing Sunday, Aug. 3 (8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (SI-1902) (TV-PG D, L, S, V)

Voice Cast: Dan Castellaneta as Homer Simpson; Julie Kavner as Marge Simpson; Nancy Cartwright as Bart Simpson; Yeardley Smith as Lisa Simpson; Hank Azaria as Moe; Harry Shearer as Skinner; Tress MacNeille as Little Boy

 

--“FAMILY GUY”—(9:00-9:30 PM ET/PT) CC

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

PETER FIGHTS FOR HIS RIGHTS

ON “FAMILY GUY”

SUNDAY, AUGUST 3, ON FOX

Carrie Fisher and Phyllis Diller Make Guest Voice Appearances

Peter starts an anti-immigration group after being caught up in the pro-American sentiment at a Veterans’ Day parade, but his tune quickly changes when he finds out he was born in Mexico. Unable to prove his citizenship, pass the naturalization test or convince investigators that his marriage to Lois is for real, he ends up working as a groundskeeper on his father-in-law’s estate and leading the fight for immigrant rights in the “Padre de Familia” episode of FAMILY GUY airing Sunday, Aug. 3 (9:00-9:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (FG-520) (TV-14 D, L, S, V)

Voice Cast: Seth MacFarlane as Peter Griffin, Stewie Griffin, Brian Griffin, and Quagmire; Alex Borstein as Lois Griffin; Seth Green as Chris Griffin; Mila Kunis as Meg Griffin; Mike Henry as Cleveland

Guest Voice Cast: Carrie Fisher as Angela and Phyllis Diller as Thelma

 

--“AMERICAN DAD”—(9:30-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

STAN LOOKS FOR HIS BIRTH IN-LAWS

ON “AMERICAN DAD”

SUNDAY, AUGUST 3, ON FOX

When Francine’s adoptive parents stop by for an unannounced stay, Stan is furious that they refuse to assimilate to his “man of the house” ways. After he unsuccessfully tries to give them the boot, he is convinced that finding Francine’s birth parents will change things. Meanwhile, Steve tries to live to the extreme in order to get to second base with the class hottie in the “Big Trouble in Little Langley” episode of AMERICAN DAD Sunday, Aug. 3 (9:30-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (DAD-303) (TV-14 D, L, S, V)

Voice Cast: Seth MacFarlane as Stan Smith and Roger the Alien; Wendy Schaal as Francine Smith; Rachael MacFarlane as Hayley; Scott Grimes as Steve; and Dee Bradley Baker as Klaus

Guest Voice Cast: Curtis Armstrong as Snot, Michael Dunn as Paramedic, Amy Hill as Mah Mah, Tzi Ma as Bah Bah, Jeff Perry as Mr. Dawson, Terri Rodriguez as Lindsay, Daisuke Suzuki as Toshi, Fred Tatasciore as Gardener, Holland Taylor as Mrs. Dawson, and Eddie Kaye Thomas as Barry

 

MONDAY, AUGUST 4

--“TEEN CHOICE 2008”—(8:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC

MILEY CYRUS TO HOST

“TEEN CHOICE 2008”

MONDAY, AUGUST 4, ON FOX

Mariah Carey to Perform

Miley Cyrus will host the 10th annual edition of TEEN CHOICE, which celebrates the hottest teen icons in film, television, music, sports and fashion. Winners will be chosen by teens and will receive the coveted surfboard awards in categories such as “Choice MySpacer” and “Choice Most Fanatic Fan.” Celebrities scheduled to appear include the Jonas Brothers, Sophia Bush, Josh Holloway, Ryan Sheckler, Steve Carell, Chris Brown, Scarlett Johansson, Zac Efron, Pink, Jaime Pressly, Danica Patrick, Selena Gomez, JoJo, Minka Kelly, Jesse McCartney, Chad Michael Murray, Chace Crawford, Kristen Bell, Drake Bell, Mischa Barton, Brittany Snow, Hayden Panettiere and many more on TEEN CHOICE 2008 airing Monday, Aug. 4 (8:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (SP-0902) (TV-PG)

 

TUESDAY, AUGUST 5

--“KITCHEN NIGHTMARES”— Finn McCool’s— (8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

CHEF GORDON RAMSAY VISITS A FAMILY-RUN RESTAURANT

ON “KITCHEN NIGHTMARES”

TUESDAY, AUGUST 5, ON FOX

Chef Gordon Ramsay takes a trip to West Hampton, NY, where a family-run restaurant, Finn McCool’s, is in serious financial trouble. Retired dad Buddy poured all of his life savings into running this restaurant and has never cashed a paycheck. His son Brian, who serves as head chef, doesn’t respect his father or his job, and is making everyone unhappy…including the customers. Chef Ramsay needs to make some serious changes that could affect this family forever in the “Finn McCool’s” episode of KITCHEN NIGHTMARES airing Tuesday, Aug. 5 (8:00-9:00 ET/PT) on FOX. (KN-104) (TV-14 L)

Cast: Head Chef Gordon Ramsay

--“HOUSE”—(9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

HOUSE TREATS A NEWLY-CONVERTED HASIDIC JEWISH WOMAN

AFTER SHE COLLAPSES AT HER OWN WEDDING

ON “HOUSE” TUESDAY, AUGUST 5, ON FOX

House and the team encounter a woman admitted to Princeton-Plainsboro after she collapsed at her wedding. When they discover the woman had been a music producer living in the fast lane until she converted to Hasidic Judaism, House insists that people do not change so easily, and that her seemingly rash decision may have something to do with an underlying condition. The team must run through all possible diagnoses without disturbing her newly found religious beliefs before it is too late. Meanwhile, House is preoccupied by Wilson’s newly-outed relationship with a woman whose personality is remarkably similar to House’s in the “Don’t Ever Change” episode of HOUSE airing Tuesday, Aug. 5 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/ PT) on FOX. (HOU-412) (TV-14 D, L)

Cast: Hugh Laurie as Dr. Gregory House; Lisa Edelstein as Dr. Lisa Cuddy; Omar Epps as Dr. Eric Foreman; Robert Sean Leonard as Dr. James Wilson; Jennifer Morrison as Dr. Allison Cameron; Jesse Spencer as Dr. Robert Chase; Peter Jacobson as Dr. Chris Taub; Kal Penn as Dr. Lawrence Kutner; Olivia Wilde as Thirteen

Guest Cast: Laura Silverman as Roz; Eyal Podell as Yonatan; Faye DeWitt as Mrs. Silver; Karen Strassman as Female Guest #1; Heather Sher as Female Guest #2; Bobbin Bergstrom as Nurse

WEDNESDAY, AUGUST 6

**2 HOUR SEASON FINALE, PART 1**—“SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE” —Top 4 Perform—(8:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC

TOP 4 DANCE THEIR HEARTS OUT ON THE

“SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE”

SEASON FINALE, PART 1

WEDNESDAY, AUGUST 6, ON FOX

Winner Announced on Part 2 of the Season Finale

Thursday, August 7 on FOX

The remaining 4 contestants give it all they’ve got for the judges and America, flaunting their moves with hopes of being named the country’s favorite dancer. Watch to find out who impresses the judges and steps into America’s hearts and who collapses under the pressure on part one of the season finale of SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE Wednesday, August 6 (8:00-10:00PM ET/PT) on FOX. (DAN-426/427) (TV-PG D, L)

Host: Cat Deeley

 

THURSDAY, AUGUST 7

**2-HOUR SEASON FINALE, PART 2**—“SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE”—Winner Announced—(8:00-10:00 PM LIVE ET/Tape-Delayed PT) CC

AMERICA’S FAVORITE DANCER IS CROWNED LIVE ON

THE TWO-HOUR SEASON FINALE, PART 2, OF

“SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE”

THURSDAY, AUGUST 7, ON FOX

The hot tamale train makes its final stop for Part 2 of the season finale as the final voting results are revealed and one contestant is crowned America’s favorite dancer on the special two-hour season finale of SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE airing Thursday, Aug. 7 (8:00-10:00 PM ET Live/PT Tape-delayed) on FOX. (DAN-426A/427A) (TV-PG D, L)

Host: Cat Deeley

FRIDAY, AUGUST 8

**FOX MOVIE SPECIAL**—“HELLBOY”- (WORLD BROADCAST PREMIERE)-(8:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) - CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

THE FORCES OF GOOD AND EVIL BATTLE IT OUT

IN THE WORLD BROADCAST PREMIERE OF “HELLBOY”

FRIDAY, AUGUST 8, ON FOX

From writer/director Guillermo del Toro (“Pan’s Labyrinth”) comes a supernatural action adventure based on the popular Dark Horse Comics series of the same name. Born in the flames of hell and brought to Earth as an infant to perpetrate evil, Hellboy (Ron Perlman) was rescued from the Nazis by Dr. Trevor “Broom” Bruttenholm (John Hurt) who raised him to be a hero. In Broom's secret Bureau of Paranormal Research and Defense, Hellboy creates an unlikely family consisting of the telepathic Abe Sapien (Doug Jones) and pyrokinetic Liz Sherman (Selma Blair), the woman Hellboy loves. Find out if they will be able to stand as the key line of defense against an evil madman who seeks to reclaim Hellboy to the dark side and use his powers to destroy mankind in the World Broadcast Premiere of HELLBOY airing Friday, Aug. 8 (8:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (FM-0902) (TV-PG L, V)

Cast: Ron Perlman as Hellboy; John Hurt as Dr. Trevor Bruttenholm; Selma Blair as Liz Sherman; Doug Jones as Abe Sapien; Jeffrey Tambor as Tom Manning; Rupert Evans as John Myers

SATURDAY, AUGUST 9

--“COPS: COAST TO COAST”—(8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) CC

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

SPIKE STRIPS CAUSE CAR CHASE TO TAKE A DRASTIC TURN

ON “COPS: COAST TO COAST”

SATURDAY, AUGUST 9, ON FOX

Shocking footage is captured when officers in Las Vegas, NV, utilize spike strips to slow a speeding stolen vehicle. In Leon County, FL, deputies patrol a known crime area and investigate a suspicious vehicle parked in the middle of the street and smelling of marijuana. Also featured are officers in Lansing, MI, respond to domestic disturbance call on COPS: COAST TO COAST airing Saturday, Aug. 9 (8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (CP-2026) (TV-PG)

 

--“COPS: COAST TO COAST”—(8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC

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SAWED-OFF SHOTGUN CONCEALED IN PANTS

ON “COPS: COAST TO COAST”

SATURDAY, AUGUST 9, ON FOX

When Officer Joe Maltese of the Rialto, CA, Police Department is called to the scene of a possible fight involving guns, he detains a suspect who turns out to be hiding a sawed-off shotgun in his pants. Also featured is Deputy Thomas Gunter of the Brevard County, FL, Sheriff’s Office, patrolling an area known for drug trafficking and illicit behavior. When he spots a suspect who starts to flee, the suspect gives up without a fight on COPS: COAST TO COAST airing Saturday, Aug. 9 (8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (CP-2001) (TV-PG L)

--“AMERICA’S MOST WANTED: AMERICA FIGHTS BACK”—(9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC

“AMERICA’S MOST WANTED: AMERICA FIGHTS BACK”

CONTINUES ITS PURSUIT OF JUSTICE

SATURDAY, AUGUST 9, ON FOX

AMERICA’S MOST WANTED: AMERICA FIGHTS BACK takes on the nation's hottest crime issues. This crime-fighting program focuses on capturing fugitives, protecting victims and empowering citizens within the criminal justice system. The series also takes an in-depth look at laws that harm victims, champions the cause of lawmakers fighting to protect victims' rights and presents news of recent captures, convictions and missing children cases. AMERICA’S MOST WANTED: AMERICA FIGHTS BACK airs Saturday, Aug. 9 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (MW-2142) (TV-14 D, V)

Host: John Walsh

 

--“MADtv”—(11:00 PM-Midnight ET/PT) CC

“FAUXBAMA” MAKES A POLITICAL STAND

ON “MADtv” SATURDAY, AUGUST 9, ON FOX

Keegan-Michael Key turns on the political charm and the prosthetic ears to play Barack Obama and Daheli Hall plays Oprah in a parody of the popular Flo Rida video “low” with a MADtv version of “O” --Oooooprah! Meanwhile, Arden Myrin and Bobby Lee chat with the AMERICAN IDOL finalists on the red carpet on MADtv airing Saturday, Aug. 9 (11:00 PM-Midnight ET/PT) on FOX. (MD-1312) (TV-14 D, L)

Cast: Crista Flanagan, Keegan-Michael Key, Bobby Lee, Michael McDonald, Arden Myrin, Nicole Parker, Jordan Peele, Johnny Sanchez III, Dan Oster and Daheli Hall.

--“TALKSHOW WITH SPIKE FERESTEN”—(Midnight-12:30 AM ET/PT) CC

NICK BAKAY OF FOX’S “’TIL DEATH” STAYS UP LATE

ON “TALKSHOW WITH SPIKE FERESTEN”

SATURDAY, AUGUST 9, ON FOX

Actor Nick Bakay (‘TIL DEATH) makes a special guest appearance while Spike continues his irreverent comedy sketches – both inside the studio and out in the field – on TALKSHOW WITH SPIKE FERESTEN airing Saturday, Aug. 9 (Midnight-12:30 AM ET/PT) on FOX. (SPK-210) (TV-14 D, L)

Host: Spike Feresten

Guest: Nick Bakay

 

SUNDAY, AUGUST 10

[EDITOR’S NOTE: AMERICAN DAD is preempted this night.]

--“‘TIL DEATH”—(7:00-7:30 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

SUMMER VACATION BEGINS

ON “‘TIL DEATH”

SUNDAY, AUGUST 10, ON FOX

Summer vacation has begun and Allison surprises her parents when she brings Doug (guest-star Timm Sharp) home. When Allison and Doug spend their days enjoying the summer, Steph gets Eddie to join them. Jeff and Joy feel left out and annoyed by their partners’ happiness but finally are persuaded to join in on the “Summer of Love” episode of ‘TIL DEATH airing Sunday, Aug. 10 (7:00-7:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (TIL-122) (TV-PG D, L)

Cast: Brad Garrett; Joely Fisher; Kat Foster; and Eddie Kaye Thomas

Guest Cast: Krysten Ritter as Allison, Timm Sharp as Doug

 

--“’TIL DEATH”—(7:30-8:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

EDDIE AND JEFF GET A DOSE OF GYMS, LIES AND VIDEOS

ON “’TIL DEATH”

SUNDAY, AUGUST 10, ON FOX

After Eddie complains about their neglected gym membership, Joy attempts to prove him wrong by taking on the treadmill and competing with other gym members. Meanwhile, Jeff begs Eddie to preview an adult video in “The Tale of the Tape” episode of ‘TIL DEATH airing Sunday, Aug. 10 (7:30-8:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (TIL-206) (TV-14 D, L, S)

Cast: Brad Garrett; Joely Fisher; Eddie Kaye Thomas; and Kat Foster

Guest Cast: Nick Bakay as Karl; Kimberly Hue as Doctor

--“THE SIMPSONS”—(8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) CC

WHEN SPRINGFIELD HOLDS A PRESIDENTIAL PRIMARY,

VOTERS TURN TO THE ONE PERSON THEY CAN TRUST: RALPH WIGGUM

ON “THE SIMPSONS” sunday, AUGUST 10, on fox

Jon Stewart and Dan Rather Make Guest-Voice Appearances

When Homer disposes of a leaky battery along with his fast food containers, he causes an explosion that destroys Springfield’s fast-food district. Mayor Quimby proposes to rebuild the district during the next election. The next election, however, isn’t until June, so Quimby decides to move it to the upcoming Saturday. This change makes Springfield the first city in the nation to hold a presidential primary. Excitement builds as reporters from around the country descend upon Springfield to cover the debate, but the news is dismal as the candidates turn out to be less than compelling. On the night of the primary, Kent Brockman announces an unexpected turn of events: Springfield voters rejected all the candidates and embraced a write-in: Ralph Wiggum. Much to Lisa’s chagrin, the leaders of both parties realize that embracing Ralph as a candidate means certain victory come November. Although no one knows for sure which political party Ralph is representing, he insists that everyone is invited to his party in the “E Pluribus Wiggum” episode of THE SIMPSONS airing Sunday, Aug. 10 (8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (SI-1903) (TV-PG L, V)

Voice Cast: Dan Castellaneta as Homer Simpson; Julie Kavner as Marge Simpson; Nancy Cartwright as Bart Simpson and Ralph Wiggum; Yeardley Smith as Lisa Simpson; Hank Azaria as Moe; Harry Shearer as Skinner; Pamela Hayden as Campaign Worker #1; Tress MacNeille as Mrs. Skinner

Guest Voice Cast: Jon Stewart as himself; Dan Rather as himself

--“FAMILY GUY”—(8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

BRIAN’S IN THE DOG HOUSE

ON “FAMILY GUY”

SUNDAY, AUGUST 10, ON FOX

Drew Barrymore Makes a Guest Voice Appearance

When Peter convinces Brian to move in with his dense girlfriend Jillian (Drew Barrymore), she ends up smothering him, but he keeps her around for the lovin’. Stewie moves in with them to help pay the rent, but he tries to get Brian back on the playing field by throwing him a drunken party and interfering with their relationship. Meanwhile, Meg gets a job at the local convenience store, as does Chris, who gets chummy with the manager, Carl. While Chris and Carl talk about their favorite movies, Meg is saddled with all the hard work. She eventually stands up for herself and as a result gets fired in the “Movin’ Out (Brian’s Song)” episode of FAMILY GUY airing Sunday, Aug. 10 (8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (FG-514) (TV-14 D, L, S)

Voice Cast: Seth MacFarlane as Peter Griffin, Stewie Griffin, Brian Griffin, and Quagmire; Alex Borstein as Lois Griffin; Seth Green as Chris Griffin; Mila Kunis as Meg Griffin; Mike Henry as Cleveland.

Guest Voice Cast: Drew Barrymore as Jillian

 

--“TERMINATOR: THE SARAH CONNOR CHRONICLES”— (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

IT’S TIME TO TAKE BACK THE FUTURE ON

TERMINATOR: THE SARAH CONNOR CHRONICLES

SUNDAY, AUGUST 10, ON FOX

In the series premiere, Sarah Connor struggles to keep her son John Connor safe from an enemy Terminator from the future. She uproots their lives and takes him to live in a small town in New Mexico where he befriends Cameron who ultimately becomes his protector. Meanwhile, FBI Agent James Ellison continues his hunt for Sarah Connor in the “Pilot” episode of TERMINATOR: THE SARAH CONNOR CHRONICLES airing Sunday, Aug. 10 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (SCC-101) (TV-14 S, V)

Cast: Lena Headey, Thomas Dekker, Summer Glau and Richard T. Jones

Guest Cast: Owain Yeoman as Cromartie; Dean Winters as Charley Dixon; Aaron Cash as terminator; Charlayne Woodard as Terissa Dyson

 

 

 

SUNDAY, JULY 27

 

 

--“’TIL DEATH”—(7:00-7:30 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

 

EDDIE AND JOY CAMPAIGN

TO GET THEIR FRIENDS BACK

ON “‘TIL DEATH”

SUNDAY, JULY 27, ON FOX

 

When the Woodcocks strike up a close friendship with the Cofelds, the Starks feel left out, and much to their surprise really miss their time with Jeff and Steph. Eddie and Joy set out to “win” the Woodcocks’ friendship back in the “I (Heart) Woodcocks” episode of ‘TIL DEATH Sunday, July 27 (7:00-7:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (TIL-119) (TV-PG D, L)

 

Cast: Brad Garrett; Joely Fisher; Kat Foster; and Eddie Kaye Thomas

 

 

 

 

--“‘TIL DEATH”—(7:30-8:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

 

EDDIE AND JOY ARE THE UNPOPULAR KIDS ON THE BLOCK

ON “‘TIL DEATH”

SUNDAY, JULY 27, ON FOX

 

When Eddie and Joy are the only neighbors not included in an elderly neighbor’s funeral, they feel left out. Then, when Joy lands an invitation to sing at the funeral, Eddie goes to the extreme to have a role of his own. Meanwhile, Steph and Jeff argue over Steph’s eulogy in the “Four Neighbors and a Funeral” episode of ‘TIL DEATH airing Sunday, July 27 (7:30-8:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (TIL-203) (TV-PG D)

 

Cast: Brad Garrett, Joely Fisher, Eddie Kaye Thomas and Kat Foster

 

Guest Cast: K Callan as Mrs. Bauer.

 

 

 


 

--“THE SIMPSONS”—(8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) CC

 

LISA RISES TO SHOWBIZ STARDOM

ON “THE SIMPSONS” SUNDAY, JULY 27, ON FOX

 

Drew Carey Makes Guest Voice Appearance

 

As Krusty’s new assistant, Lisa steals the spotlight and gets her own television show, leaving Krusty behind. But when she’s honored as Entertainer of the Year at the Springfield Media Awards, she realizes that the she may not be cut out for showbiz after all. Meanwhile, Bart and Homer spend some time bonding through their newfound love of coin-collecting in the “All About Lisa” episode of THE SIMPSONS airing Sunday, July 27 (8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (SI-1913) (TV-PG D, L, S, V)

 

Voice Cast: Dan Castellaneta as Homer Simpson; Julie Kavner as Marge Simpson; Nancy Cartwright as Bart Simpson; Yeardley Smith as Lisa Simpson; Hank Azaria as Moe; Harry Shearer as Skinner; Pamela Haden as Milhouse; Tress MacNeille as J.C.; Russi Taylor as Martin

 

Guest Voice Cast: Drew Carey as himself

 

 

 

 

--“THE SIMPSONS”—(8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC

 

When his parents are lost at sea and presumed dead,

Milhouse mans up and becomes cooler than Bart

on “the simpsons”

sunday, JULY 27, on fox

 

When Milhouse’s parents are lost at sea and presumed dead, Milhouse decides it’s time to begin acting like a real man, and his new attitude makes him more attractive and popular than ever. Bart can’t stand that Milhouse has become cooler than him, and he devises a plan to win back his cooler-than-Milhouse status. Meanwhile, Homer finds himself in hot water when he can’t remember the color of Marge’s eyes, and Marge vows not to let Homer see her eyes again until he remembers their color in the “Little Orphan Millie” episode of THE SIMPSONS Sunday, July 27 (8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (SI-1822) (TV-PG D, V)

 

Voice Cast: Dan Castellaneta as Homer Simpson; Julie Kavner as Marge Simpson; Nancy Cartwright as Bart Simpson; Yeardley Smith as Lisa Simpson; Hank Azaria as Moe; Harry Shearer as Skinner; Pamela Hayden as Milhouse; Maggie Roswell as Luann Van Houten; Tress MacNeille as Worker; Russi Taylor as Martin

 

 

 

 


 

--“FAMILY GUY”—(9:00-9:30 PM ET/PT) CC

 

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

SHIVER ME TIMBERS ON “FAMILY GUY”

SUNDAY, JULY 27, ON FOX

 

Amanda Bynes Makes a Guest-Voice Appearance

 

Yo ho ho! It’s a pirate’s life for Peter when he gets a pet parrot. But after raising hell in Quahog and terrorizing the neighbors, Peter accidentally kills his beloved pet. Meanwhile, Chris goes with Brian to the vet and falls for the lovely intern Anna (Amanda Bynes) in the “Long John Peter” episode of FAMILY GUY airing Sunday, July 27 (9:00-9:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (FG-606) (TV-14 D, L, V)

 

Voice Cast: Seth MacFarlane as Peter Griffin, Stewie Griffin, Brian Griffin, and Quagmire; Alex Borstein as Lois Griffin; Seth Green as Chris Griffin and Dylan; Mila Kunis as Meg Griffin; Mike Henry as Cleveland

 

Guest Voice Cast: Amanda Bynes as Anna

 

 

 

 

--“AMERICAN DAD”—(9:30-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC

 

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

STAN SINS

ON “AMERICAN DAD”

SUNDAY, JULY 27, ON FOX

 

Jay Thomas and Eartha Kitt Make Guest Voice Appearances

 

Stan prays for a friend and thinks God sent him one, but Brett (Jay Thomas) turns out to be an atheist. So, Stan tries to convince his friend that God exists by making his life extremely hard until his plan backfires. Meanwhile, Roger convinces Steve that he has been accepted to "Hogwarts" on the “Dope & Faith” episode of AMERICAN DAD airing Sunday, July 27 (9:30-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (DAD-302) (TV-14 D, L, V)

 

Voice Cast: Seth MacFarlane as Stan Smith and Roger the Alien; Wendy Schaal as Francine Smith; Rachael MacFarlane as Hayley; Scott Grimes as Steve; and Dee Bradley Baker as Klaus.

 

Guest Voice Cast: Jay Thomas as Brett Morris and Eartha Kitt as Fortune Teller

 

 

 

 

 


 

MONDAY, JULY 28

 

 

--“BONES”—(8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

 

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

BRENNAN AND BOOTH INVESTIGATE THE UNTIMELY DEATH

OF A RISING COLLEGE BASKETBALL STAR

ON “BONES” MONDAY, JULY 28, ON FOX

 

Brennan and Booth visit a college campus where human remains are found under the bleachers of a basketball court. Although the body had been crushed beyond recognition underneath the bleachers, a gold “#11” necklace identifies the victim as RJ Manning, the star point guard of the school’s nationally ranked basketball team. After reconstructing RJ’s skull, the team determines that he was dead before the bleachers crushed him. Brennan and Booth navigate the world of big-time collegiate basketball and interview multiple leads to find out who could possibly have benefited from RJ’s demise. After investigating those with the closest ties to RJ, including his faithful girlfriend, his future basketball agent and his replacement on the school’s team, Brennan and Booth uncover several different plausible motives for RJ’s murder. Later the team discovers that RJ may have been caught up in a rather risqué situation at the time of his death, and they wonder if more than one person could have been involved in his murder. Meanwhile, Hodgins attempts to take his relationship with Angela to the next level, but his courting methods prove to be far less tactful than his scientific ones in the “Player Under Pressure” episode of BONES airing Monday, July 28 (8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (BON 219) (TV-14 D, L, S, V)

 

Cast: Emily Deschanel as Dr. Temperance Brennan; David Boreanaz as FBI Special Agent Seeley Booth; TJ Thyne as Dr. Jack Hodgins; Michaela Conlin as Angela Montenegro; Eric Millegan as Zack Addy; Tamara Taylor as Dr. Camille “Cam” Saroyan.

 

Guest Cast: James Black as Chief Cutler; Mekia Cox as Celeste Cutler; Michael McGrady as Coach Morse; Jamil Walker Smith as Colby Page; Daniel Roebuck as George Francis; Erik Von Detten as Ed Dekker; Whitney Anderson as Dallas Verona; Taylor Kinney as Jimmy Fields;  Michelle Page as Justine Berry; Stephanie Charles as Kamaria Manning; Nathan Dean as Agent Charlie; David Greenman as FBI Tech.

  


 

--“HOUSE”—(9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

 

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

A MOTHER WITH A MYSTERIOUS MEDICAL ILLNESS

MAY HAVE A SECRET THAT COULD KILL

ON “HOUSE” MONDAY, JULY 28, ON FOX

 

Janel Moloney Guest-Stars

 

House and the team treat a woman who suffers from a sudden paralysis of the hands that causes an injury to her daughter while she’s spotting her at an indoor rock-climbing wall. As House probes the woman and her injured daughter for any leads as to what might be causing her condition, House is convinced that the woman is withholding information. When the woman's daughter reveals some very descriptive details about her mother's personal life, House isn't so sure the woman hides anything about herself from the people around her, especially her daughter. As the team runs tests to find out what caused her paralysis, the woman loses her eyesight and her system begins to shut down, and House and the team are baffled as to whether it is the woman herself, or her own physiology that is lying to them. Meanwhile, House lets his team participate in a Secret Santa gift exchange, but he puts his own twist on the holiday tradition in the "It's a Wonderful Lie" episode of HOUSE airing Monday, July 28 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (HOU-410) (TV-14 D, L)

 

Cast: Hugh Laurie as Dr. Gregory House; Lisa Edelstein as Dr. Lisa Cuddy; Omar Epps as Dr. Eric Foreman; Robert Sean Leonard as Dr. James Wilson; Jennifer Morrison as Dr. Allison Cameron; Jesse Spencer as Dr. Robert Chase; Peter Jacobson as Dr. Chris Taub; Kal Penn as Dr. Lawrence Kutner; Olivia Wilde as Thirteen

 

Guest Cast: Janel Moloney as Maggie; Liana Liberato as Jane; Cheyenne Wilbur as Minister; Scotty Maguire as Bystander, Jennifer Hall as Melanie; Anthony Starke as Roger; Bobbin Bergstrom as Nurse

 

 

 


 

TUESDAY, JULY 29

 

 

--“KITCHEN NIGHTMARES”— Sebastian’s —(8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC

 

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

CHEF GORDON RAMSAY ATTEMPTS TO REASON

WITH THE OWNER OF SEBASTIAN’S IN TOLUCA LAKE, CA,

ON “KITCHEN NIGHTMARES”

TUESDAY, JULY 29, ON FOX

 

Chef Gordon Ramsay visits Toluca Lake, CA, restaurant Sebastian’s, which is in a state of pure chaos. Between the wait staff trying to put on a show in hopes of landing an acting gig in Hollywood, and the owner’s dreams of franchising his restaurant, they’ve forgotten what’s really important. Gordon goes head-to-head with owner Sebastian when he attempts to turn the complicated menu into a more diner-friendly version and get rid of frozen food once and for all. Will Sebastian let Ramsay make the changes that he wants, or will he chase him out of the restaurant? Watch as the chef takes on “Sebastian’s” on KITCHEN NIGHTMARES airing Tuesday, July 29 (8:00-9:00 ET/PT) on FOX. (KN-103) (TV-14 L)

 

Cast: Chef Gordon Ramsay

 

 

 

--“HOUSE”—(9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

 

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

A DOCTOR AT THE SOUTH POLE FALLS GRAVELY ILL

AND MUST BECOME HER OWN PATIENT AS HOUSE AND HIS TEAM

RESORT TO A VERY UNCONVENTIONAL METHOD OF DIAGNOSIS

ON “HOUSE” TUESDAY, JULY 29, ON FOX

 

Academy Award Winner Mira Sorvino Guest-Stars

 

When Dr. Cate Milton (guest star Mira Sorvino), a psychiatrist trapped at the South Pole and the research station's only doctor, becomes ill in the middle of her assignment, she and Dr. House are thrust into a long-distance relationship of sorts. Unable to get Cate out or any additional medical supplies to the South Pole station, House and his team must resort to treating her via webcam. House and his team walk the doctor through a series of makeshift and painful diagnostic tests she must perform on herself. Cate pushes back at House's every recommendation, and is unwilling to risk valuable station medical supplies until he can provide valid proof for his diagnoses each step of the way.  While House and his team helplessly watch her condition worsen, House's usually icy demeanor surprisingly softens as he searches for ways to save her life. Meanwhile, House does some detective work of his own and is surprised to learn who Wilson has been dating in the “Frozen” episode of HOUSE airing Tuesday, July 29 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (HOU-411) (TV-14 D, L)


 

Cast: Hugh Laurie as Dr. Gregory House; Lisa Edelstein as Dr. Lisa Cuddy; Omar Epps as Dr. Eric Foreman; Robert Sean Leonard as Dr. James Wilson; Jennifer Morrison as Dr. Allison Cameron; Jesse Spencer as Dr. Robert Chase; Peter Jacobson as Dr. Chris Taub; Kal Penn as Dr. Lawrence Kutner; Olivia Wilde as Thirteen

 

Guest Cast: Mira Sorvino as Dr. Cate Milton; Jeff Hephner as Sean; Bobbin Bergstrom as Nurse

 

 

 

 

 

WEDNESDAY, JULY 30

 

 

--“SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE”—2 of 8 Voted Off—(8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC

 

TWO CONTESTANTS ARE ELIMINATED IN AN ENCORE EPISODE

OF “SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE”

WEDNESDAY, JULY 30, ON FOX

 

SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE continues its search for America’s favorite dancer tonight when two finalists are voted off. Watch some of the country’s best dancers, skilled in everything from jive and hip-hop to contemporary and jazz, test their luck with the judges and find out who will keep dancing and who will go home in the “2 of 8 Voted Off” episode of SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE airing Wednesday, July 30 (8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (DAN-423A/424A) (TV-PG D, L)

 

Host: Cat Deeley

 

 

 

--“SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE”—Top 6 Perform—(9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC

 

TOP 6 DANCERS PERFORM

ON “SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE”

WEDNESDAY, JULY 30, ON FOX

 

The search continues tonight for America’s favorite dancer when the Top 6 perform on SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE. See what happens when the best dancers skilled in everything from ballroom and ballet to salsa, swing, hip-hop and krumping, all compete to be named America’s Favorite Dancer. Watch and find out who impresses America and who falls flat on a new episode of SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE airing Wednesday, July 30 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (DAN-425) (TV-PG D, L)

 

Host: Cat Deeley

 

 

 

 

THURSDAY, JULY 31

 

 

--“DON’T FORGET THE LYRICS!”—(8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC

 

IT’S A NIGHT FULL OF SURPRISES WITH UNEXPECTED ANNOUNCEMENTS

AND A VISIT FROM KENNY LOGGINS

ON A SPECIAL EDITION OF “DON’T FORGET THE LYRICS!”

THURSDAY, JULY 31, ON FOX

 

We all think we know the words to popular songs, but when there’s a million dollars at stake, will contestants be able to keep singing when the music stops? Or will they be at a loss for words? Contestants compete to win $1 million dollars; will they rock hard or fall flat? First up is an elementary school drama teacher who shocks everyone with an unexpected announcement. Then an avid rock fan from California takes center stage to win big and gets the shock of his life when his idol Kenny Loggins comes out to help him lock in the lyrics. Wayne Brady hosts DON’T FORGET THE LYRICS! airing Thursday, July 31 (8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (LYR-135) (TV-PG)

 

Host: Wayne Brady

 

 

 

 

--“SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE”—2 of 6 Voted Off—(9:00-10:00 PM ET live/PT tape-delayed) CC

 

THE FINAL 4 DANCERS ARE REVEALED

AND TWO CONTESTANTS ARE ELIMINATED LIVE

ON “SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE”

THURSDAY, JULY 31, ON FOX

 

SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE continues its search for America’s favorite dancer tonight when two finalists are voted off. Watch some of the country’s best dancers, skilled in everything from jive and hip-hop to contemporary and jazz, test their luck with the judges and find out who will keep dancing and who will go home in the “2 of 6 Voted Off” episode of SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE airing Thursday, July 31 (9:00-10:00 PM ET live/PT tape-delayed) on FOX. (DAN-425A) (TV-PG D, L)

 

Host: Cat Deeley

 

 

 


 

FRIDAY, AUGUST 1

 

 

**FOX MOVIE SPECIAL**—“THE FOG”- (WORLD BROADCAST PREMIERE)-(8:00-10:00 PM ET/PT)- CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

 

PREPARE TO WITNESS A HORRIFYING SPIN ON A OLD CLASSIC

IN THE WORLD BROADCAST PREMIERE OF “THE FOG”

FRIDAY, AUGUST 1, ON FOX

 

The sleepy fishing community of Antonio Bay has a hidden secret, and it’s about to terrorize the locals. Elizabeth Williams (Maggie Grace) has returned home to heal old wounds and reconnect with her boyfriend, Nick Castle (Tom Welling), a local charter boat captain. Unbeknownst to Elizabeth, Nick has been having an affair with single mom and radio host Stevie Wayne (Selma Blair). But when a mysterious fog rolls into town and ghosts begin murdering the descendents of the town’s founders, Elizabeth, Nick and Stevie must work together to figure how to stop the carnage. Will the residents of Antonio Bay survive the night or will the ghosts of the past have their revenge? Find out in the World Broadcast Premiere of THE FOG airing Friday, Aug. 1 (8:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (FM-0901) (TV-14 L, S, V)

 

Cast: Tom Welling as Nick Castle; Maggie Grace as Elizabeth Williams; Selma Blair as Stevie Wayne; DeRay Davis as Spooner and Kenneth Welsh as Tom Malone

 

 

 

 

 

SATURDAY, AUGUST 2

 

 

--“COPS: POLICE PULLOVERS SPECIAL EDITION #4”—(8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) CC

 

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

OFFICERS MAKE THE ROADS SAFE 

ON “COPS: POLICE PULLOVERS SPECIAL EDITION #4”

SATURDAY, AUGUST 2, ON FOX

 

Deputies in Palm Beach County, FL spot a vehicle without the proper tags in a known drug-trafficking area and the situation goes from bad to worse for the suspect. An officer with the Portland, OR, Police Bureau makes a traffic stop on a vehicle without the proper tags and license plates. When a deputy in the Palm Beach County, FL, Sheriff’s Office spots the passenger of a moving vehicle rolling a joint, things get sticky on the all-new COPS: POLICE PULLOVERS SPECIAL EDITION #4 airing Saturday, Aug. 2 (8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (CP-2032) (TV-PG)

 

 

 

 


 

--“COPS: POLICE PULLOVERS SPECIAL EDITION #3”—(8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC

 

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

OFFICERS PUT THE PEDAL TO THE METAL

ON “COPS: POLICE PULLOVERS SPECIAL EDITION #3”

SATURDAY, AUGUST 2, ON FOX

 

When Sergeant Jason Hapner of the Indio, CA, Police Department spots a vehicle listed on the hot sheet as stolen, the driver attempts to evade the Sergeant in the vehicle as well as on foot. Also featured is Officer Justin Gauker of the Las Vegas Metropolitan Police Department who notices a vehicle stopped in an alley with passengers and no license plate and finds more than just mischief on COPS: POLICE PULLOVERS SPECIAL EDITION #3 airing Saturday, Aug. 2 (8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (CP-2004) (TV-PG L)

 

 

 

 

--“AMERICA’S MOST WANTED: AMERICA FIGHTS BACK”—(9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC

 

“AMERICA’S MOST WANTED: AMERICA FIGHTS BACK”

CONTINUES ITS PURSUIT OF JUSTICE

SATURDAY, AUGUST 2, ON FOX

 

AMERICA’S MOST WANTED: AMERICA FIGHTS BACK takes on the nation's hottest crime issues. This crime-fighting program focuses on capturing fugitives, protecting victims and empowering citizens within the criminal justice system. The series also takes an in-depth look at laws that harm victims, champions the cause of lawmakers fighting to protect victims' rights and presents news of recent captures, convictions and missing children cases. AMERICA’S MOST WANTED: AMERICA FIGHTS BACK airs Saturday, Aug. 2 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (MW-2141) (TV-PG V)

 

Host: John Walsh

 

 

 

--“MADtv”—(11:00 PM-Midnight ET/PT) CC

 

NATURE CALLS BOBBY LEE ON

 “MADtv” SATURDAY, AUGUST 2, ON FOX

 

Neil Patrick Harris Guest-Stars

 

Bobby Lee takes on nature in “Lee vs. Wild,” and parodies of “The Women’s Murder Club” and BBC tickle your funny bone on MADtv airing Saturday, Aug. 2 (11:00 PM-Midnight ET/PT) on FOX. (MD-1311) (TV-14 D, L, S) 

 

Cast: Crista Flanagan, Keegan-Michael Key, Bobby Lee, Michael McDonald, Arden Myrin, Nicole Parker, Jordan Peele, Anjelah Johnson, Johnny Sanchez III, Dan Oster and Daheli Hall.

 

 

 


 

--“TALKSHOW WITH SPIKE FERESTEN”—(Midnight-12:30 AM ET/PT) CC

 

COMIC MAZ JOBRANI GUESTS

ON “TALKSHOW WITH SPIKE FERESTEN”

SATURDAY, AUGUST 2, ON FOX

 

Comic Maz Jobrani (“The Knights of Prosperity”) joins Spike for interviews and irreverent comedy sketches on TALKSHOW WITH SPIKE FERESTEN airing Saturday, Aug. 2 (Midnight-12:30AM ET/PT) on FOX. (SPK-215) (TV-14 L)

 

Host: Spike Feresten

 

Guest Cast: Maz Jobrani

 

 

 

 

 

SUNDAY, AUGUST 3

 

 

--“’TIL DEATH”—(7:00-7:30 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

 

JEFF HAS A BACHELOR PARTY

ON “‘TIL DEATH”

SUNDAY, AUGUST 3, ON FOX

 

When the guys discover that Jeff never had a bachelor party, they have a boys’ night out at a local club. But when Nicole (guest star Cho) tags along with Cofeld (guest star Anderson), the guys’ night doesn’t turn out as they planned. Meanwhile, Joy is sick at home and Steph comes over with a special recipe to help them both feel better in "The Bachelor Party” episode of ‘TIL DEATH airing Sunday, Aug. 3 (7:00-7:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (TIL-115) (TV-PG D, L, S)

 

Cast: Brad Garrett; Joely Fisher; Kat Foster; and Eddie Kaye Thomas

 

Guest Cast: Anthony Anderson as Cofeld; Margaret Cho as Nicole; Jerry Lambert as Stan; Charles Esten as Leon

 

 

 

--“’TIL DEATH”—(7:30-8:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

 

EDDIE AND JOY ARE BLINDED BY THE LIGHT

ON “’TIL DEATH”

SUNDAY, AUGUST 3, ON FOX

 

When Joy purchases two new bedroom lamps, one lamp works and the other one is broken, prompting Eddie and Joy to fight over the working lamp. Meanwhile, Jeff fights for the right to go to bed whenever he wants in the “Bedtime Stories” episode of ‘TIL DEATH airing Sunday, Aug. 3 (7:30-8:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (TIL-208) (TV-PG D, L)

 


 

Cast: Brad Garrett, Joely Fisher, Eddie Kaye Thomas and Kat Foster

 

Guest Cast: Nick Bakay as Karl

 

 

 

 

--“THE SIMPSONS”—(8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) CC

 

SIDESHOW BOB and family RETURN for revenge

on “the simpsons”

sunday, AUGUST 3, on fox

 

Kelsey Grammer, David Hyde Pierce, John Mahoney

and Keith Olbermann Guest-Voice

 

Kelsey Grammer returns to guest-voice as the infamous Sideshow Bob, David Hyde Pierce as Sideshow Bob’s dubious brother Cecil Terwilliger, and John Mahoney as their father, Mr. Terwilliger. Marge dreams that Keith Olbermann (guest-voicing as himself) chides her for fast-forwarding through television commercials. Marge tries her to make restitution by watching hours of advertisements, and she and the Simpson family take particular interest in an ad for Wes Doobner’s World-Famous Family-Style Rib Huts. They drive to the restaurant, only to find Sideshow Bob waiting for them, triumphant in his elaborate hoax to lure them to their doom. When Sideshow Bob’s attempt to terminate the family is foiled, he is put on trial, where his father blames Sideshow Bob’s psychosis on Bart. During the proceedings, Bart accidentally kills his old nemesis, and Bob’s brother Cecil invites Bart to attend the memorial service for Sideshow Bob to bury the hatchet for good in the “Funeral for a Fiend” episode of THE SIMPSONS airing Sunday, Aug. 3 (8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (SI-1901) (TV-PG D, V)

 

Voice Cast: Dan Castellaneta as Homer Simpson; Julie Kavner as Marge Simpson; Nancy Cartwright as Bart Simpson; Yeardley Smith as Lisa Simpson; Hank Azaria as Moe; Harry Shearer as Skinner; Pamela Hayden as Milhouse; Tress MacNeille as Opal

 

Guest Voice Cast:  Kelsey Grammer as Sideshow Bob; David Hyde Pierce as Cecil; John Mahoney as Mr. Terwilliger; Keith Olbermann as himself

 

 

 


 

--“THE SIMPSONS”—(8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC

 

Homer wakes up with no recollection of the past 24 hours

on “the simpsons”

sunday, AUGUST 3, on fox

 

Homer wakes up one morning to find himself outdoors and covered with snow. With no recollection of the night before (aside from a lingering hangover), Homer makes his way home to find his entire family missing. Hopelessly confused, Homer goes to Moe’s, where Moe reveals that Homer drank a “Forget-Me-Shot” the night before – a drink so potent, it wipes out the last 24 hours from one’s memory. When Wiggum informs Homer of a domestic disturbance at his house the night before, Homer begins to worry that he may have done something awful. As he probes his cloudy memory to unravel the mystery, Homer turns to Professor Frink, who hooks him up to a device that allows him to explore his memories and to piece together the night’s events in the “Eternal Moonshine of the Simpson Mind” episode of THE SIMPSONS airing Sunday, Aug. 3 (8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (SI-1902) (TV-PG D, L, S, V)

 

Voice Cast: Dan Castellaneta as Homer Simpson; Julie Kavner as Marge Simpson; Nancy Cartwright as Bart Simpson; Yeardley Smith as Lisa Simpson; Hank Azaria as Moe; Harry Shearer as Skinner; Tress MacNeille as Little Boy

 

 

 

 

--“FAMILY GUY”—(9:00-9:30 PM ET/PT) CC

 

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

PETER FIGHTS FOR HIS RIGHTS

ON “FAMILY GUY”

SUNDAY, AUGUST 3, ON FOX

 

Carrie Fisher and Phyllis Diller Make Guest Voice Appearances

 

Peter starts an anti-immigration group after being caught up in the pro-American sentiment at a Veterans’ Day parade, but his tune quickly changes when he finds out he was born in Mexico. Unable to prove his citizenship, pass the naturalization test or convince investigators that his marriage to Lois is for real, he ends up working as a groundskeeper on his father-in-law’s estate and leading the fight for immigrant rights in the “Padre de Familia” episode of FAMILY GUY airing Sunday, Aug. 3 (9:00-9:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (FG-520) (TV-14 D, L, S, V)

 

Voice Cast: Seth MacFarlane as Peter Griffin, Stewie Griffin, Brian Griffin, and Quagmire; Alex Borstein as Lois Griffin; Seth Green as Chris Griffin; Mila Kunis as Meg Griffin; Mike Henry as Cleveland

 

Guest Voice Cast: Carrie Fisher as Angela and Phyllis Diller as Thelma

 

 

 

 


 

--“AMERICAN DAD”—(9:30-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC

 

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

STAN LOOKS FOR HIS BIRTH IN-LAWS

ON “AMERICAN DAD”

SUNDAY, AUGUST 3, ON FOX

 

When Francine’s adoptive parents stop by for an unannounced stay, Stan is furious that they refuse to assimilate to his “man of the house” ways. After he unsuccessfully tries to give them the boot, he is convinced that finding Francine’s birth parents will change things. Meanwhile, Steve tries to live to the extreme in order to get to second base with the class hottie in the “Big Trouble in Little Langley” episode of AMERICAN DAD Sunday, Aug. 3 (9:30-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (DAD-303) (TV-14 D, L, S, V)

 

Voice Cast: Seth MacFarlane as Stan Smith and Roger the Alien; Wendy Schaal as Francine Smith; Rachael MacFarlane as Hayley; Scott Grimes as Steve; and Dee Bradley Baker as Klaus

 

Guest Voice Cast: Curtis Armstrong as Snot, Michael Dunn as Paramedic, Amy Hill as Mah Mah, Tzi Ma as Bah Bah, Jeff Perry as Mr. Dawson, Terri Rodriguez as Lindsay, Daisuke Suzuki as Toshi, Fred Tatasciore as Gardener, Holland Taylor as Mrs. Dawson, and Eddie Kaye Thomas as Barry

 

 

 

 

SUNDAY, JULY 20

 

 

--“’TIL DEATH”—(7:00-7:30 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

 

EDDIE AND JOY FIGHT OVER “FIGHT FRIENDS”

ON “‘TIL DEATH” SUNDAY, JULY 20, ON FOX

 

Margaret Cho and Anthony Anderson Guest-Star

 

Joy turns to a friend, Nicole (guest star Margaret Cho), for help when she and Eddie are fighting. When Eddie confronts Joy about Nicole, they get into a heated argument and seek support from their respective “fight friends” – Joy teaming up with Nicole, and Eddie with Nicole's husband Cofeld (guest star Anthony Anderson), in order to prove their points in the “Fight Friend” episode of ‘TIL DEATH airing Sunday, July 20 (7:00-7:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (TIL-113) (TV-PG D, L)

 

Cast: Brad Garrett; Joely Fisher; Kat Foster; and Eddie Kaye Thomas

 

Guest Cast: Margaret Cho as Nicole; Anthony Anderson as Cofeld

 

 

--“‘TIL DEATH”—(7:30-8:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

 

EDDIE IS THE KING OF THE COURT

ON “‘TIL DEATH”

SUNDAY, JULY 20, ON FOX

 

When Jeff runs into a rival vice principal (guest star John Cho) from a snooty private school, he lets his competitive side get the best of him and signs up for a school faculty basketball league. The team’s secret weapon is Eddie, who’s a former state basketball champion. However, Eddie has a shocking secret he has kept for over 20 years – a secret so astonishing not even Joy knows about it in the “Come Out and Play” episode of ‘TIL DEATH airing Sunday, July 20 (7:30-8:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (TIL-202) (TV-PG D, L)

 

Cast: Brad Garrett; Joely Fisher; Eddie Kaye Thomas; and Kat Foster

 

Guest Cast: John Cho as Neil; Nick Bakay as Karl; Darryl Sivad as Tom; and Ross Mackenzie as Terry

 
 

--“THE SIMPSONS”—(8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) CC

 

HOMER FULFILLS HIS MOTHER’S FINAL WISHES

ON “THE SIMPSONS” SUNDAY, JULY 20, ON FOX

 

Glenn Close and Lance Armstrong Make Guest-Voice Appearances

 

When Homer’s mother Mona (guest voice Glenn Close) unexpectedly passes away, Homer is filled with guilt for not telling her how much he loved her before she died. To make it up to her, Homer decides to fulfill her final wishes by throwing her ashes over Lake Wastershare at Springfield Monument Park in the “Mona Leaves-a” episode of THE SIMPSONS airing Sunday, July 20 (8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (SI-1912) (TV-PG L, V)

 

Voice Cast: Dan Castellaneta as Homer Simpson; Julie Kavner as Marge Simpsons; Nancy Cartwright as Bart Simpson; Yeardley Smith as Lisa Simpson; Hank Azaria as Moe; Harry Shearer as Alan; Pamela Haden as Lady; Tress MacNeille as Female Employee

 

Guest Voice Cast: Glenn Close as Mona; Lance Armstrong as himself

 

 

--“KING OF THE HILL”—(8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC

 

KAHN GETS A SYMPATHETIC EAR

ON “KING OF THE HILL”

SUNDAY, JULY 20, ON FOX

 

Kahn’s father-in-law, General Gum, visits the Souphanousinphone family. The General gives Kahn a hard time and makes him feel like a failure. Hank and the gang feel for Kahn, which never happens and take him under their wing. Peggy and Bobby know that Kahn is just showing his emotional side while the General is in town and as soon as Arlen is without the General, Kahn will show his true colors in the “Pour Some Sugar on Kahn” episode of KING OF THE HILL airing Sunday, July 20 (8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (KH-1207) (TV-PG L)

 

Voice Cast: Mike Judge as Hank Hill & Boomhauer; Kathy Najimy as Peggy Hill; Pamela S. Adlon as Bobby Hill; Brittany Murphy as Luanne; Tom Petty as Lucky; Johnny Hardwick as Dale and Stephen Root as Bill

 


 

--“FAMILY GUY”—(9:00-9:30 PM ET/PT) CC

 

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

BRIAN HAS A BASTARD OF A SON

ON “FAMILY GUY”

SUNDAY, JULY 20, ON FOX

 

Harvey Fierstein and Chace Crawford Make Guest-Voice Appearances

 

When Brian is afraid that he has lost his chance at love, he goes in search of a former flame Tracy (Harvey Fierstein) only to discover he is the father of her unruly son, Dylan. After Brian’s surprise visit, Tracy drops Dylan off at the Griffin’s so Brian can raise him. Subsequently, his new little angel begins terrorizing the Griffin household and Brian’s self-important attitude toward parenting infuriates Peter and Lois in “The Former Life of Brian” episode of FAMILY GUY airing Sunday, July 20 (9:00-9:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (FG-604) (TV-14 D, L, V)

 

Voice Cast: Seth MacFarlane as Peter Griffin, Stewie Griffin, Brian Griffin, and Quagmire; Alex Borstein as Lois Griffin; Seth Green as Chris Griffin and Dylan; Mila Kunis as Meg Griffin; Mike Henry as Cleveland

 

Guest Voice Cast: Harvey Fierstein as Tracy; Chace Crawford as Boyfriend

 

 

--“AMERICAN DAD”—(9:30-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC

 

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

STAN IS ON A POWER TRIP

ON “AMERICAN DAD”

SUNDAY, JULY 20, ON FOX

 

Forest Whitaker and Molly Shannon Make Guest Voice Appearances

 

In order to be taken more seriously and to be a "somebody," Stan becomes a meter maid who seems to have all of the power. Now he's getting the best tables at restaurants (threatening to ticket and tow), pocketing quarters from meters and impressing Francine with his prowess. But, when Turlington (Whitaker) from Parking Internal Affairs pays him a visit, Stan realizes crime and this lifestyle don't pay. Meanwhile, Hayley poses nude for a college art class and is surprised to see Roger there in the “Meter Made” episode of AMERICAN DAD airing Sunday, July 20 (9:30-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (DAD-301) (TV-14 D, L, S, V)

 

Voice Cast: Seth MacFarlane as Stan Smith and Roger the Alien; Wendy Schaal as Francine Smith; Rachael MacFarlane as Hayley; Scott Grimes as Steve; and Dee Bradley Baker as Klaus

 

Guest Voice Cast: Forest Whitaker as Turlington and Molly Shannon as Kristy

 

 

MONDAY, JULY 21

 

 

--“BONES”—(8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

 

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

WRATH OF the “widow’s son” serial killer continues

ON “BONES”

MONDAY, JULY 21, ON FOX

 

Ryan O’Neal and John Francis Daley Guest-Star

 

After construction workers find the body of an archbishop whose kneecaps were surgically removed, the team is back on the case of the Widow’s Son serial killer. When Angela discovers what appears to be a victim tree in the evidence vault, the team realizes the killer employs a systematic pattern in selecting victims. With a musician and an archbishop the first to go, the team tries to predict who might be next and how they can stop the killer before he strikes again. Brennan and Booth continue to see Dr. Lance Sweets (John Francis Daley), who has some helpful psychological insights into the Widow’s Son’s motives. Meanwhile, Brennan’s brother, Russ, comes out of hiding when he finds out that his girlfriend’s daughter is extremely sick, but his appearance causes Booth to intervene with Brennan’s family once again in “The Knight on the Grid” episode of BONES airing Monday, July 21 (8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (BON-308) (TV-14 L, V)

 

Cast: Emily Deschanel as Dr. Temperance Brennan; David Boreanaz as FBI Special Agent Seeley Booth; TJ Thyne as Dr. Jack Hodgins; Michaela Conlin as Angela Montenegro; Eric Millegan as Zack Addy; Tamara Taylor as Dr. Camille “Cam” Saroyan

 

Guest Cast: Ryan O’Neal as Max Keenan; Loren Dean as Russ Brennan; Patricia Belcher as Ausa Caroline Julian; John Francis Daley as Dr. Lance Sweets; Bell Wohl as Amy Hollister; Nathan Dean as FBI Agent Charlie Burns; Skye Casey Arens as Hayley Hollister; Ray Abruzzo as Ray Porter; Eric K. George as Mark Naylor; Joe Jefferson as Arthur Graves; David Brisbin as Judge Watkins; Roxana Brusso as Parole Officer Erica Davis; Leon Russom as Archbishop Stephen Wallace; Carlease Burke as Joyce Hewitt; Leo J. Clark as FBI Agent; Grace Junot as Court Officer; James Immekus as Tom Duxbury

 


 

--“HOUSE”—(9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

 

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

House and the final five candidates treat a magician

Whose illness might BE smoke and mirrors

ON “house”

MONDAY, JULY 21, on fox

 

House encounters a magician whose heart failed while performing an underwater escape act. While the remaining fellowship candidates work to diagnose the illusionist, House is determined to prove that he’s a scam artist faking his ailments to cover up the fact that he nearly drowned during his act. During the testing, House suspects one of his own candidates may have an undisclosed illness. In the meantime, House pits his team against one another in a challenge involving Cuddy, granting the winner immunity from elimination and a chance to nominate two other candidates to be put on the chopping block in the “You Don’t Want to Know” episode of HOUSE airing Monday, July 21 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (HOU-408) (TV-14 D, L)

 

Cast: Hugh Laurie as Dr. Gregory House; Lisa Edelstein as Dr. Lisa Cuddy; Omar Epps as Dr. Eric Foreman; Robert Sean Leonard as Dr. James Wilson; Jennifer Morrison as Dr. Allison Cameron; Jesse Spencer as Dr. Robert Chase.

 

Guest Cast: Steve Valentine as Flynn; Noelle Drake as Ilana; Joe Ochman as Surgeon; Mandy McMillian as Nurse #1; Adria Johnson as Nurse #2; Bobbin Bergstrom as Nurse

 

 

TUESDAY, JULY 22

 

 

--“KITCHEN NIGHTMARES”— Lela’s—(8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC

 

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

CHEF GORDON RAMSAY VISITS LELA’S IN POMONA, CA

ON “KITCHEN NIGHTMARES”

TUESDAY, JULY 22, ON FOX

 

Chef Gordon Ramsay visits Pomona, CA, to try to rev up business for Lela’s, an upscale restaurant in desperate need of clientele. When Gordon gets in the kitchen and starts criticizing the menu items, the executive chef is less than thrilled and they have a showdown in front of the entire staff. Find out if the changes stick and if Lela stands for this type of behavior in her restaurant on the “Lela’s” episode of KITCHEN NIGHTMARES Tuesday, July 22 (8:00-9:00 ET/PT) on FOX. (KN-102) (TV-14 L)

 

Cast: Chef Gordon Ramsay

 


 

--“HOUSE”—(9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

 

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

Cuddy orders House to make

a final decision ON his team

ON “house” tuesday, JULY 22, on fox

 

When Cuddy puts the pressure on House to choose the final members of his team, House deliberately assigns the candidates to a particularly challenging case – an uncooperative, over-the-hill former punk rock star with a history of drug abuse and civil disobedience. House informs the candidates their potential future depends on correctly diagnosing the patient. As the candidates race to find out if the patient is ailing due to drug abuse, an underlying disease or an unknown condition, House keeps a running tally of their efforts, making a few arbitrary point deductions along the way. Meanwhile, Wilson informs a former patient whom he had previously diagnosed with terminal cancer that he is going to live, and the news throws a wrench in the man's carpe-diem lifestyle in the "Games" episode of HOUSE airing Tuesday, July 22 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (HOU-409) (TV-14 L, V)

 

Cast: Hugh Laurie as Dr. Gregory House; Lisa Edelstein as Dr. Lisa Cuddy; Omar Epps as Dr. Eric Foreman; Robert Sean Leonard as Dr. James Wilson; Jennifer Morrison as Dr. Allison Cameron; Jesse Spencer as Dr. Robert Chase

 

Guest Cast: Jeremy Renner as Quidd; Matt DeCaro as McKenna; Nick McCallum as Fred; Eli Bildner as Chris; Alex Weed as Ian; Boris Kievsky as Club Owner; Raf Mauro as Doctor; Darren S. Kim as Parent #1; Dina Defterios as Luisa Maria; Justin Brannock as Rex; Tanika Brown McKelvy as Parent #2; Kes Reed Miller as Kid #1; Olivia Everhard as Kid #2; Spencer Bridges as Kid #3; Bobbin Bergstrom as Nurse

 

WEDNESDAY, JULY 23

 

 

**2-HOUR EPISODE**—“SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE”—Top 8 Perform—(8:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC

 

TOP 8 DANCERS PERFORM

ON “SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE”

WEDNESDAY, JULY 23

 

The search continues tonight for America’s favorite dancer when the Top 8 perform on SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE. See what happens when the best dancers skilled in everything from ballroom and ballet to salsa, swing, hip-hop and krumping, all compete to be named America’s Favorite Dancer. Watch and find out who impresses America and who falls flat on a two-hour episode of SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE airing Wednesday, July 23 (8:00-10:00PM ET/PT) on FOX. (DAN-423/424) (TV-PG D, L)

 

Host: Cat Deeley

 THURSDAY, JULY 24

 

 

--“ARE YOU SMARTER THAN A 5TH GRADER?”—(8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC

 

SUMMER SCHOOL SIZZLES

ON “ARE YOU SMARTER THAN A 5th GRADER?”

THURSDAY, JULY 24, ON FOX

 

Grownup contestants try to graduate toward the top prize of $1 million in this atypical quiz show that tests adults’ lack of knowledge – as revealed by how much they’ve forgotten since elementary school. Adults find themselves in a classroom setting, revisiting their youth, as they tackle subjects ranging from art to geography and math to social studies. Contestants are not alone, however; there is a way for them to “cheat” in this classroom. The adults have the opportunity to get help from real grade-schoolers, who will offer what they think is the correct a-n-s-w-e-r on Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader? airing Thursday, July 24 (8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (AYS-235) (TV-PG)

 

Host: Jeff Foxworthy

 

 

--“SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE”—2 of 8 Voted Off—(9:00-10:00 PM ET live/PT tape-delayed) CC

 

TWO CONTESTANTS ARE ELIMINATED LIVE

ON “SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE”

THURSDAY, JULY 24, ON FOX

 

SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE continues its search for America’s favorite dancer tonight when two finalists are voted off. Watch some of the country’s best dancers, skilled in everything from jive and hip-hop to contemporary and jazz, test their luck with the judges and find out who will keep dancing and who will go home in the “2 of 8 Voted Off” episode of SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE airing Thursday, July 24 (9:00-10:00 PM ET live/PT tape-delayed) on FOX. (DAN-423A/424A) (TV-PG D, L)

 

Host: Cat Deeley

 

 

 


 

FRIDAY, JULY 25

 

 

**FOX MOVIE SPECIAL**—“ANGER MANAGEMENT”—(8:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

 

NICHOLSON AND SANDLER GO HEAD-TO-HEAD

IN “ANGER MANAGEMENT”

FRIDAY, JULY 25, ON FOX

 

Dave Buznik (Adam Sandler) is a hardworking businessman with a pacifistic nature that has often gotten the best of him. But a simple misunderstanding aboard an airplane quickly escalates into a legal nightmare for Dave. Now the only way he can avoid jail time is to seek the help of a very unlikely anger management instructor known as Dr. Buddy Rydell (Jack Nicholson). The good doctor's unorthodox methods border on unconventional and nearly psychotic, but they may just be the perfect antidote for Dave. Don’t miss the hilarious world broadcast premiere of ANGER MANAGEMENT airing Friday, July 25 (8:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (FM-0605) (TV-14 D, L, V)

 

Cast: Adam Sandler as Dave Buznik; Jack Nicholson as Dr. Buddy Rydell; Marisa Tomei as Linda; Louis Guzman as Lou; Jonathan Loughran as Nate; Kurt Fuller as Frank Head; Krista Allen as Stacy; January Jones as Gina; and John Turturro as Chuck.

 

 

 

SATURDAY, JULY 26

 

 

--“COPS: COAST TO COAST”—(8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) CC

 

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 OFFICERS HEED THE CALL OF DUTY

ON “COPS: COAST TO COAST”

SATURDAY, JULY 26, ON FOX

 

Deputies in Palm Beach County, FL, pull over a vehicle for running a red light and the situation escalates when a foot chase ensues. When officers in Rialto, CA, pull over a vehicle, they discover some incriminating evidence. Also featured are officers in Riverside, CA, responding to an attempted suicide call on all-new COPS: COAST TO COAST airing Saturday, July 26 (8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (CP-2036) (TV-PG L)

 


 

--“COPS: CAUGHT IN THE ACT SPECIAL EDITION #2”—(8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC

 

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

THEFT AND METH CAPTURED

ON “COPS: CAUGHT IN THE ACT #2 SPECIAL EDITION”

SATURDAY, JULY 26, ON FOX

 

When officers in Las Vegas respond to an armed robbery, they locate the fleeing and sweaty suspect and detain him immediately. As the investigation unfolds, a surveillance camera reveals that shots were fired and crime charges escalate. In Brevard County, FL, a shirtless suspect is chased down and questioned for theft at a local store. Security cameras have captured the crime and the suspect is eventually arrested. Also in Kansas City, MO, officers detect suspicious behavior in front of a house known for meth on COPS: CAUGHT IN THE ACT SPECIAL EDITION #2 airing Saturday, July 26 (8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (CP-2012) (TV-PG V)

 

 

--“AMERICA’S MOST WANTED: AMERICA FIGHTS BACK”—(9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC

 

“AMERICA’S MOST WANTED: AMERICA FIGHTS BACK”

CONTINUES ITS PURSUIT OF JUSTICE

SATURDAY, JULY 26, ON FOX

 

AMERICA’S MOST WANTED: AMERICA FIGHTS BACK takes on the nation's hottest crime issues. This crime-fighting program focuses on capturing fugitives, protecting victims and empowering citizens within the criminal justice system. The series also takes an in-depth look at laws that harm victims, champions the cause of lawmakers fighting to protect victims' rights and presents news of recent captures, convictions and missing children cases. AMERICA’S MOST WANTED: AMERICA FIGHTS BACK airs Saturday, July 26 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (MW-2140) (TV-PG V)

 

Host: John Walsh

 

 

--“MADtv”—(11:00 PM-Midnight ET/PT) CC

 

POP-CULTURE PARODIES

ON “MADtv” SATURDAY, JULY 26, ON FOX

 

Crista Flanagan spoofs “Hannah Montana,” and Bobby Lee plays “Johnny Gan” on “The Johnny Gan and Pongo Show: Countdown to the Oscars” on MADtv airing Saturday, July 26 (11:00 PM-Midnight ET/PT) on FOX. (MD-1310) (TV-14 D, L, S)

 

Cast: Crista Flanagan, Keegan-Michael Key, Bobby Lee, Michael McDonald, Arden Myrin, Nicole Parker, Jordan Peele, Anjelah Johnson, Johnny Sanchez III, Dan Oster and Daheli Hall.

 

 

--“TALKSHOW WITH SPIKE FERESTEN”—(Midnight-12:30 AM ET/PT) CC

 

LUENELL ADDS TO THE LAUGHTER

ON “TALKSHOW WITH SPIKE FERESTEN”

SATURDAY, JULY 26, ON FOX

 

Actress Luenell (“Borat”) joins in on the late-night laughter when she drops by to talk to Spike about her career. The show will also feature trademark sketches on TALKSHOW WITH SPIKE FERESTEN airing Saturday, July 26 (Midnight-12:30AM ET/PT) on FOX. (SPK-219) (TV-14 D, L)

 

Host: Spike Feresten

 

Guest: Luenell

 

 

 

SUNDAY, JULY 27

 

 

--“’TIL DEATH”—(7:00-7:30 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

 

EDDIE AND JOY CAMPAIGN

TO GET THEIR FRIENDS BACK

ON “‘TIL DEATH”

SUNDAY, JULY 27, ON FOX

 

When the Woodcocks strike up a close friendship with the Cofelds, the Starks feel left out, and much to their surprise really miss their time with Jeff and Steph. Eddie and Joy set out to “win” the Woodcocks’ friendship back in the “I (Heart) Woodcocks” episode of ‘TIL DEATH Sunday, July 27 (7:00-7:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (TIL-119) (TV-PG D, L)

 

Cast: Brad Garrett; Joely Fisher; Kat Foster; and Eddie Kaye Thomas

 

 


 

--“‘TIL DEATH”—(7:30-8:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

 

EDDIE AND JOY ARE THE UNPOPULAR KIDS ON THE BLOCK

ON “‘TIL DEATH”

SUNDAY, JULY 27, ON FOX

 

When Eddie and Joy are the only neighbors not included in an elderly neighbor’s funeral, they feel left out. Then, when Joy lands an invitation to sing at the funeral, Eddie goes to the extreme to have a role of his own. Meanwhile, Steph and Jeff argue over Steph’s eulogy in the “Four Neighbors and a Funeral” episode of ‘TIL DEATH airing Sunday, July 27 (7:30-8:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (TIL-203) (TV-PG D)

 

Cast: Brad Garrett, Joely Fisher, Eddie Kaye Thomas and Kat Foster

 

Guest Cast: K Callan as Mrs. Bauer.

 

 

--“THE SIMPSONS”—(8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) CC

 

LISA RISES TO SHOWBIZ STARDOM

ON “THE SIMPSONS” SUNDAY, JULY 27, ON FOX

 

Drew Carey Makes Guest Voice Appearance

 

As Krusty’s new assistant, Lisa steals the spotlight and gets her own television show, leaving Krusty behind. But when she’s honored as Entertainer of the Year at the Springfield Media Awards, she realizes that the she may not be cut out for showbiz after all. Meanwhile, Bart and Homer spend some time bonding through their newfound love of coin-collecting in the “All About Lisa” episode of THE SIMPSONS airing Sunday, July 27 (8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (SI-1913) (TV-PG D, L, S, V)

 

Voice Cast: Dan Castellaneta as Homer Simpson; Julie Kavner as Marge Simpson; Nancy Cartwright as Bart Simpson; Yeardley Smith as Lisa Simpson; Hank Azaria as Moe; Harry Shearer as Skinner; Pamela Haden as Milhouse; Tress MacNeille as J.C.; Russi Taylor as Martin

 

Guest Voice Cast: Drew Carey as himself

 


 

--“THE SIMPSONS”—(8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC

 

When his parents are lost at sea and presumed dead,

Milhouse mans up and becomes cooler than Bart

on “the simpsons”

sunday, JULY 27, on fox

 

When Milhouse’s parents are lost at sea and presumed dead, Milhouse decides it’s time to begin acting like a real man, and his new attitude makes him more attractive and popular than ever. Bart can’t stand that Milhouse has become cooler than him, and he devises a plan to win back his cooler-than-Milhouse status. Meanwhile, Homer finds himself in hot water when he can’t remember the color of Marge’s eyes, and Marge vows not to let Homer see her eyes again until he remembers their color in the “Little Orphan Millie” episode of THE SIMPSONS Sunday, July 27 (8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (SI-1822) (TV-PG D, V)

 

Voice Cast: Dan Castellaneta as Homer Simpson; Julie Kavner as Marge Simpson; Nancy Cartwright as Bart Simpson; Yeardley Smith as Lisa Simpson; Hank Azaria as Moe; Harry Shearer as Skinner; Pamela Hayden as Milhouse; Maggie Roswell as Luann Van Houten; Tress MacNeille as Worker; Russi Taylor as Martin

 

 

--“FAMILY GUY”—(9:00-9:30 PM ET/PT) CC

 

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

SHIVER ME TIMBERS

ON “FAMILY GUY”

SUNDAY, JULY 27, ON FOX

 

Amanda Bynes Makes a Guest-Voice Appearance

 

Yo ho ho! It’s a pirate’s life for Peter when he gets a pet parrot. But after raising hell in Quahog and terrorizing the neighbors, Peter accidentally kills his beloved pet. Meanwhile, Chris goes with Brian to the vet and falls for the lovely intern Anna (Amanda Bynes) in the “Long John Peter” episode of FAMILY GUY airing Sunday, July 27 (9:00-9:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (FG-606) (TV-14 D, L, V)

 

Voice Cast: Seth MacFarlane as Peter Griffin, Stewie Griffin, Brian Griffin, and Quagmire; Alex Borstein as Lois Griffin; Seth Green as Chris Griffin and Dylan; Mila Kunis as Meg Griffin; Mike Henry as Cleveland

 

Guest Voice Cast: Amanda Bynes as Anna

 

 

 

 


 

--“AMERICAN DAD”—(9:30-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC

 

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

STAN SINS

ON “AMERICAN DAD”

SUNDAY, JULY 27, ON FOX

 

Jay Thomas and Eartha Kitt Make Guest Voice Appearances

 

Stan prays for a friend and thinks God sent him one, but Brett (Jay Thomas) turns out to be an atheist. So, Stan tries to convince his friend that God exists by making his life extremely hard until his plan backfires. Meanwhile, Roger convinces Steve that he has been accepted to "Hogwarts" on the “Dope & Faith” episode of AMERICAN DAD airing Sunday, July 27 (9:30-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (DAD-302) (TV-14 D, L, V)

 

Voice Cast: Seth MacFarlane as Stan Smith and Roger the Alien; Wendy Schaal as Francine Smith; Rachael MacFarlane as Hayley; Scott Grimes as Steve; and Dee Bradley Baker as Klaus.

 

Guest Voice Cast: Jay Thomas as Brett Morris and Eartha Kitt as Fortune Teller

 

 

SUNDAY, JULY 13

 

 

--“’TIL DEATH”—(7:00-7:30 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

 

MR. COFFEE BREWS UP TROUBLE

ON “‘TIL DEATH”

SUNDAY, JULY 13, ON FOX

 

Steph gives Eddie and Joy a cappuccino maker that was a wedding gift from Jeff’s mom. Joy loves the gift, but Eddie soon begins to resent Joy for not learning how to work the machine herself. When Eddie refuses to make Joy her nightly cappuccino, she makes a list of all the things she does around the house and comes to the conclusion that Eddie doesn't do enough. To compensate for their uneven workload, Joy gives Eddie the chore of paying the bills, which later proves not to be in the best interest of their household. Meanwhile, Jeff is mad at Steph for giving away a present from his mom, and he tries to come up with a plan to get back at her in “The Coffeemaker” episode of ‘TIL DEATH Sunday, July 13 (7:00-7:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (TIL-120) (TV-PG D, L)

 

Cast: Brad Garrett; Joely Fisher; Kat Foster; and Eddie Kaye Thomas

 

 

 

 

--“’TIL DEATH”—(7:30-8:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

 

IT’S A SECOND TIME AROUND FOR EDDIE AND JOY

ON “’TIL DEATH” SUNDAY, JULY 13, ON FOX

 

When Eddie’s friend Karl introduces him to his second wife, Eddie becomes jealous of Karl’s relaxed marriage and convinces Joy that they should try out a “second marriage.”  Joy has her own ideas of how a “second marriage” should be causing Eddie to re-think his suggestion on the “Second Marriage Guy” episode of ‘TIL DEATH airing Sunday, July 13 (7:30-8:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (TIL -210) (TV-PG D, L)

 

Cast: Brad Garrett; Joely Fisher; Kat Foster; and Eddie Kaye Thomas

 

Guest Cast: Nick Bakay as Karl

 

 

--“THE SIMPSONS”—(8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) CC

 

LISA’S DOCUMENTARY ON HER FAMILY PREMIERES

AT THE SUNDANCE FILM FESTIVAL

ON “THE SIMPSONS” SUNDAY, JULY 13, ON FOX

 

Jim Jarmusch Makes Guest-Voice Appearance

 

Lisa makes a documentary about her family for a school project. After the success of her project, Principal Skinner and Superintendent Chalmers encourage her to enter the film into the Sundance Film Festival. But when Lisa’s film premieres at Sundance, Homer, Marge and Bart are embarrassed by the candid behind-the-scenes look at their lives in the “Any Given Sundance” episode of THE SIMPSONS airing Sunday, July 13 (8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (SI-1911) (TV-PG L, S, V)

 

Voice Cast: Dan Castellaneta as Homer Simpson; Julie Kavner as Marge Simpsons; Nancy Cartwright as Bart Simpson; Yeardley Smith as Lisa Simpson; Hank Azaria as Moe; Harry Shearer as Skinner; Pamela Hayden as Milhouset; Tress MacNeille as Mrs. Muntz

 

Guest Voice Cast: Jim Jarmusch as himself

 

--“KING OF THE HILL”—(8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC

 

PEGGY GOES MAD ON “KING OF THE HILL”

SUNDAY, JULY 13, ON FOX

 

Ed Begley Jr. (“Arrested Development,” “7th Heaven”)

Makes Guest-Voice Appearance

 

Tom Landry Middle School holds an emergency community meeting when a child goes missing in Arlen. Relationship expert Stephens Davies (Begley) is invited to speak at the meeting and makes an example of Peggy by questioning her parenting skills. Peggy goes on “mommy” mode and is determined to know Bobby’s and Hank’s every move. The boys get irritated with Peggy and rebel, but they soon come to realize that Peggy is only looking out for their own good in the “Behind Closed Doors” episode of KING OF THE HILL airing Sunday, July 13 (8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (KH-1206) (TV-PG L) 

 

Voice Cast: Mike Judge as Hank Hill & Boomhauer; Kathy Najimy as Peggy Hill; Pamela S. Adlon as Bobby Hill; Brittany Murphy as Luanne; Tom Petty as Lucky; Johnny Hardwick as Dale and Stephen Root as Bill

 

Guest Voice Cast:  Ed Begley Jr. as Stephens Davies

 


 

--“FAMILY GUY”—(9:00-9:30 PM ET/PT) CC

 

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

 BRIAN HAS THE ‘WRITE’ STUFF

ON “FAMILY GUY”

SUNDAY, JULY 13, ON FOX

 

Peter and Lois’s marriage is on the rocks, but when Brian wins the New England Rising Writer’s award, the three of them head to Martha’s Vineyard for a relaxing vacation. As Peter’s drinking spirals out of control, so does Brian’s self restraint as he professes his undying love for Lois. Peter and Brian test their friendship over the woman of their dreams on the “Play it Again, Brian” episode of FAMILY GUY airing Sunday, July 13 (9:00-9:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (FG-601) (TV-14 D, L, S, V)

 

Voice Cast: Seth MacFarlane as Peter Griffin, Stewie Griffin, Brian Griffin, and Quagmire; Alex Borstein as Lois Griffin; Seth Green as Chris Griffin; Mila Kunis as Meg Griffin; Mike Henry as Cleveland

 

--“AMERICAN DAD”—(9:30-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC

 

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

STAN AND ROGER MAKE A POT BUST

ON “AMERICAN DAD”

SUNDAY, JULY 13, ON FOX

 

When Roger finds out that Hayley’s boyfriend, Jeff, is wanted in Florida for smuggling marijuana, he and Stan turn into bounty hunters and chase Jeff across the country. However, when the truth behind the matter is revealed, Roger is left with his tail between his legs and Stan steps in to offer some fatherly advice. Meanwhile, Steve gets shocked trying to hot-wire Francine’s car and is cursed with a gift in the “Joint Custody” episode of AMERICAN DAD Sunday, July 13 (9:30-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (DAD-224) (TV-14 D, V)

 

Voice Cast: Seth MacFarlane as Stan Smith and Roger the Alien; Wendy Schaal as Francine Smith; Rachael MacFarlane as Hayley; Scott Grimes as Steve; and Dee Bradley Baker as Klaus

 


 

MONDAY, JULY 14

 

 

--“BONES”—(8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

 

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

tHE jeffersonian TEAM INVESTIGATES A GRISLY DISCOVERy

IN A high school TIME CAPSULE

ON “BONES” TUESDAY, NOVEMBER 13, ON FOX

 

John Francis Daley Guest-Stars

 

A group of high school alumni gather to unearth a time capsule buried 20 years prior, only to find the body of one of their former teenage classmates inside. The victim, identified as a shy, ostracized classmate, leads Booth and Brennan searching through the class of 1987’s high school secrets as they rehash some high school memories of their own. With psychological profiling advice from their young therapist, Dr. Sweets (guest star John Francis Daley), the team’s investigation has them exploring timelessly familiar high school stereotypes – the geeks, the outcasts, the jocks and the cheerleaders – in an effort to discover the murderer in “The Boy in the Time Capsule” episode of BONES airing Monday, July 14 (8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (BON-307) (TV-14 D, L)

 

Cast: Emily Deschanel as Dr. Temperance Brennan; David Boreanaz as FBI Special Agent Seeley Booth; TJ Thyne as Dr. Jack Hodgins; Michaela Conlin as Angela Montenegro; Eric Millegan as Zack Addy; Tamara Taylor as Dr. Camille “Cam” Saroyan

 

Guest Cast: John Francis Daley as Dr. Lance Sweets; Patrick Fabian as Terry Stinson; Kristin Bauer as Janelle Stinson; Patrick Fischler as Gil Bates; Houston Graham as Roger Dillon/Alex Stinson; Ray Baker as Daniel Dillon; Rick Ravanello as John Adamson; Stephon Fuller as Darwin Banks; Diane Kim as Woman in Crowd; Russell B. McKenzie as Guy in Crowd; Ed Ackerman as Cop in Crowd; Chris B. Hunter as Young Terry; Katie Gill as Young Janelle; Robbie Moore as Young Gil

 


 

--“HOUSE”—(9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

 

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

House and the team treat A teenager with a facial deformity

ON “house” MONDAY, JULY 14, on fox

 

A documentary film crew is chronicling a teenager with a major facial deformity who opts to undergo a dramatic reconstructive procedure. When the patient suffers a heart attack just prior to the surgery, House and the team are called in to determine the cause, since the surgery cannot proceed until the patient’s cardiac condition is diagnosed. With the film crew covering their every move, Cameron and Chase are especially self-conscious, and House looks for ways to escape from the cameras. Meanwhile, House finds himself distracted by several of the candidates vying for a spot on his team, and he questions his motives for having chosen them in the “Ugly” episode of HOUSE airing Monday, July 14 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (HOU-407) (TV-14 D, L)

 

Cast: Hugh Laurie as Dr. Gregory House; Lisa Edelstein as Dr. Lisa Cuddy; Omar Epps as Dr. Eric Foreman; Robert Sean Leonard as Dr. James Wilson; Jennifer Morrison as Dr. Allison Cameron; Jesse Spencer as Dr. Robert Chase.

 

Guest Cast: Khleo Thomas as Kenny; Michael Michelle as Samira Terzi; Laurie Fortier as Darnell; Michael Whaley as Joe; Adam Pilver as Cranio Surgeon; Michael Adler as E.R. Patient; David Campbell as Plastic Surgeon; David Um Nakase as Physician; Mandy Schneider as Pretty Woman; Lily Howe as Jenny; Troy Vincent as Father; Bobbin Bergstrom as Nurse.

 

 

TUESDAY, JULY 15

 

 

**FOX SPORTS SPECIAL**—MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL ALL-STAR GAME 2008—Live from New York—(8:00 PM-CC Live ET/5:00 PM-CC Live PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

 

FOX SPORTS PRESENTS THE 79TH MLB ALL-STAR GAME

LIVE FROM YANKEE STADIUM

TUESDAY, JULY 15, ON FOX

 

FOX Sports presents Major League Baseball’s 79th All-Star Game immediately following the network’s All-Star Game Red Carpet Parade Special hosted by Chris Rose and Mark Grace. Play-by-play announcer Joe Buck and analyst Tim McCarver call all the action live during an historic occasion at Yankee Stadium on Tuesday, July 15 (8:00 PM-CC Live ET/5:00 PM-CC Live PT) on FOX. (SP-0901) (TV-N/A)

 

[EDITOR’S NOTE 1: Local programming airs in prime time on the West Coast.]

 

 WEDNESDAY, JULY 16

 

 

**2-HOUR EPISODE**—“SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE”—Top 10 Perform—(8:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC

 

TOP 10 DANCERS SWITCH PARTNERS AND PERFORM

ON “SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE”

WEDNESDAY, JULY 16, ON FOX

 

The search continues tonight for America’s favorite dancer when the Top 10 perform on SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE. See what happens when the best dancers skilled in everything from ballroom and ballet to salsa, swing, hip-hop and krumping, all compete to be named America’s Favorite Dancer. Watch and find out who impresses America and who falls flat on a two-hour episode of SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE airing Wednesday, July 16 (8:00-10:00PM ET/PT) on FOX. (DAN-421/422) (TV-PG D, L)

 

Host: Cat Deeley

 

 

 

THURSDAY, JULY 17

 

 

--“ARE YOU SMARTER THAN A 5TH GRADER?”—(8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC

 

SUMMER SCHOOL HEATS UP THE CLASSROOM

ON “ARE YOU SMARTER THAN A 5th GRADER?”

THURSDAY, JULY 17, ON FOX

 

Grownup contestants try to graduate toward the top prize of $1 million in this atypical quiz show that tests adults’ lack of knowledge – as revealed by how much they’ve forgotten since elementary school. Adults find themselves in a classroom setting, revisiting their youth, as they tackle subjects ranging from art to geography and math to social studies. Contestants are not alone, however; there is a way for them to “cheat” in this classroom. The adults have the opportunity to get help from real grade-schoolers, who will offer what they think is the correct a-n-s-w-e-r on Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader? airing Thursday, July 17 (8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (AYS-234) (TV-PG)

 

Host: Jeff Foxworthy

 


 

--“SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE”—2 Dancers Voted Off—(9:00-10:00 PM ET live/PT tape-delayed) CC

 

TWO CONTESTANTS ARE ELIMINATED LIVE

ON “SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE”

THURSDAY, JULY 17, ON FOX

 

SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE continues its search for America’s favorite dancer tonight when two finalists are voted off. Watch some of the country’s best dancers, skilled in everything from jive and hip-hop to contemporary and jazz, test their luck with the judges and find out who will keep dancing and who will have to say good-bye when America’s votes solely determine who goes home in the elimination episode of SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE airing Thursday, July 17 (9:00-10:00 PM ET live/PT tape-delayed) on FOX. (DAN-421A/422A) (TV-PG D, L)

 

Host: Cat Deeley

  

 

FRIDAY, JULY 18

 

 

**FOX MOVIE SPECIAL**—“THE ANIMAL”–(8:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

 

ROB SCHNEIDER TESTS OUT HIS ANIMAL MAGNETISM

IN “THE ANIMAL”

FRIDAY, JULY 18, ON FOX

 

Marvin Mange (Rob Schneider) is a police station evidence clerk who dreams of being a real cop one day. The problem is he can’t pass the exam, and he has to put up with the constant hazing from Sgt. Sisk (John C. McGinley). After mysteriously surviving a horrible car accident, Marvin suddenly finds he has certain “animal” abilities like heightened senses, amazing reflexes and more. Perfect for a police officer – if his animal instincts don’t get him into trouble in THE ANIMAL airing Friday, July 18 (8:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (FM-0406) (TV-PG L, V)

 

Cast: Rob Schneider as Marvin Mange; Colleen Haskell as Rianna; and John C. McGinley as Sgt. Sisk

 

 


 

SATURDAY, JULY 19

 

--“COPS: COAST TO COAST”—(8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) CC

 

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

CRACKDOWN ON BURGLARS AND NARCOTICS

ON “COPS: COAST TO COAST”

SATURDAY, JULY 19, ON FOX

 

When officers in Pomona, CA, respond to a burglary call at a restaurant, a K-9 unit sniffs out suspects inside looking for more than a free meal. In Martin County, FL, officers pull over a vehicle with a busted brake light, and discover that the driver, who was just released from jail for possession, hasn’t cleaned up his act. Also in Palm Beach County, FL, a narcotic search on a crack house has some sobering consequences on all-new “COPS: COAST TO COAST” airing Saturday, July 19 (8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (CP-2033) (TV-PG)

 

--“COPS: FAMILY FEUDS SPECIAL EDITION”—(8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC

 

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

OFFICERS RESPOND TO DOMESTIC DISTURBANCES

ON “COPS: FAMILY FEUDS SPECIAL EDITION”

SATURDAY, JULY 19, ON FOX

 

Officers from coast to coast handle domestic disputes including Officer Curtis Lawrance of the Las Vegas Metropolitan Police Department aiding fellow officers on a domestic-violence call in an all-new COPS: FAMILY FEUDS SPECIAL EDITION airing Saturday, July 19 (8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (CP-2022) (TV-PG L)

 

--“AMERICA’S MOST WANTED: AMERICA FIGHTS BACK”—(9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC

 

“AMERICA’S MOST WANTED: AMERICA FIGHTS BACK”

CONTINUES ITS PURSUIT OF JUSTICE

SATURDAY, JULY 19, ON FOX

 

AMERICA’S MOST WANTED: AMERICA FIGHTS BACK takes on the nation's hottest crime issues. This crime-fighting program focuses on capturing fugitives, protecting victims and empowering citizens within the criminal justice system. The series also takes an in-depth look at laws that harm victims, champions the cause of lawmakers fighting to protect victims' rights and presents news of recent captures, convictions and missing children cases. AMERICA’S MOST WANTED: AMERICA FIGHTS BACK airs Saturday, July 19 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (MW-2139) (TV-PG V)

 

Host: John Walsh

 

 

--“MADtv”—(11:00 PM-Midnight ET/PT) CC

 

PARODIES OF “24” AND AVRIL LAVIGNE

ON “MADtv” SATURDAY, JULY 19, ON FOX

 

MADtv’s refreshing humor returns with a parody of Avril Lavigne’s “Girlfriend,” while featured cast members Johnny Sanchez and Dan Oster do a parody of the FOX hit 24 on MADtv airing Saturday, July 19 (11:00 PM-Midnight ET/PT) on FOX.  (MD-1309) (TV-14 D, L)

 

Cast: Crista Flanagan, Keegan-Michael Key, Bobby Lee, Michael McDonald, Arden Myrin, Nicole Parker, Jordan Peele, Anjelah Johnson, Johnny Sanchez III, Dan Oster and Daheli Hall.

 

 

--“TALKSHOW WITH SPIKE FERESTEN”—(Midnight-12:30 AM ET/PT) CC

 

JAMES KYSON LEE JOINS IN THE LATE-NIGHT LAUGHS

ON “TALKSHOW WITH SPIKE FERESTEN”

SATURDAY, JULY 19, ON FOX

 

Actor James Kyson Lee (“Heroes”) makes a special guest appearance to sit and chat with Spike Feresten about what it takes to be the only one with no special powers on a super-hero television series. The episode also features more trademark sketches on TALKSHOW WITH SPIKE FERESTEN airing Saturday, July 19 (Midnight-12:30 AM ET/PT) on FOX. (SPK-206) (TV-14 D, L)

 

Host: Spike Feresten

 

Guest: James Kyson Lee

 

 


 

SUNDAY, JULY 20

 

 

--“’TIL DEATH”—(7:00-7:30 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

 

EDDIE AND JOY FIGHT OVER “FIGHT FRIENDS”

ON “‘TIL DEATH” SUNDAY, JULY 20, ON FOX

 

Margaret Cho and Anthony Anderson Guest-Star

 

Joy turns to a friend, Nicole (guest star Margaret Cho), for help when she and Eddie are fighting. When Eddie confronts Joy about Nicole, they get into a heated argument and seek support from their respective “fight friends” – Joy teaming up with Nicole, and Eddie with Nicole's husband Cofeld, in order to prove their points in the “Fight Friend” episode of ‘TIL DEATH airing Sunday, July 20 (7:00-7:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (TIL-113) (TV-PG D, L)

 

Cast: Brad Garrett; Joely Fisher; Kat Foster; and Eddie Kaye Thomas

 

Guest Cast: Margaret Cho as Nicole; Anthony Anderson as Cofeld

 

 

--“‘TIL DEATH”—(7:30-8:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

 

EDDIE IS THE KING OF THE COURT

ON “‘TIL DEATH”

SUNDAY, JULY 20, ON FOX

 

When Jeff runs into a rival vice principal (guest star John Cho) from a snooty private school, he lets his competitive side get the best of him and signs up for a school faculty basketball league. The team’s secret weapon is Eddie, who’s a former state basketball champion. However, Eddie has a shocking secret he has kept for over 20 years – a secret so astonishing not even Joy knows about it in the “Come Out and Play” episode of ‘TIL DEATH airing Sunday, July 20 (7:30-8:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (TIL-202) (TV-PG D, L)

 

Cast: Brad Garrett; Joely Fisher; Eddie Kaye Thomas; and Kat Foster

 

Guest Cast: John Cho as Neil; Nick Bakay as Karl; Darryl Sivad as Tom; and Ross Mackenzie as Terry

 


 

--“THE SIMPSONS”—(8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) CC

 

HOMER FULFILLS HIS MOTHER’S FINAL WISHES

ON “THE SIMPSONS” SUNDAY, JULY 20, ON FOX

 

Glenn Close and Lance Armstrong Make Guest-Voice Appearances

 

When Homer’s mother Mona (guest voice Glenn Close) unexpectedly passes away, Homer is filled with guilt for not telling her how much he loved her before she died. To make it up to her, Homer decides to fulfill her final wishes by throwing her ashes over Lake Wastershare at Springfield Monument Park in the “Mona Leaves-a” episode of THE SIMPSONS airing Sunday, July 20 (8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (SI-1912) (TV-PG L, V)

 

Voice Cast: Dan Castellaneta as Homer Simpson; Julie Kavner as Marge Simpsons; Nancy Cartwright as Bart Simpson; Yeardley Smith as Lisa Simpson; Hank Azaria as Moe; Harry Shearer as Alan; Pamela Haden as Lady; Tress MacNeille as Female Employee

 

Guest Voice Cast: Glenn Close as Mona; Lance Armstrong as himself

 

 

--“KING OF THE HILL”—(8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC

 

KAHN GETS A SYMPATHETIC EAR

ON “KING OF THE HILL”

SUNDAY, JULY 20, ON FOX

 

Kahn’s father-in-law, General Gum, visits the Souphanousinphone family. The General gives Kahn a hard time and makes him feel like a failure. Hank and the gang feel for Kahn, which never happens and take him under their wing. Peggy and Bobby know that Kahn is just showing his emotional side while the General is in town and as soon as Arlen is without the General, Kahn will show his true colors in the “Pour Some Sugar on Kahn” episode of KING OF THE HILL airing Sunday, July 20 (8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (KH-1207) (TV-PG L)

 

Voice Cast: Mike Judge as Hank Hill & Boomhauer; Kathy Najimy as Peggy Hill; Pamela S. Adlon as Bobby Hill; Brittany Murphy as Luanne; Tom Petty as Lucky; Johnny Hardwick as Dale and Stephen Root as Bill

 


 

--“FAMILY GUY”—(9:00-9:30 PM ET/PT) CC

 

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

BRIAN HAS A BASTARD OF A SON

ON “FAMILY GUY”

SUNDAY, JULY 20, ON FOX

 

Harvey Fierstein and Chace Crawford Make Guest-Voice Appearances

 

When Brian is afraid that he has lost his chance at love, he goes in search of a former flame Tracy (Harvey Fierstein) only to discover he is the father of her unruly son, Dylan. After Brian’s surprise visit, Tracy drops Dylan off at the Griffin’s so Brian can raise him. Subsequently, his new little angel begins terrorizing the Griffin household and Brian’s self-important attitude toward parenting infuriates Peter and Lois in “The Former Life of Brian” episode of FAMILY GUY airing Sunday, July 20 (9:00-9:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (FG-604) (TV-14 D, L, V)

 

Voice Cast: Seth MacFarlane as Peter Griffin, Stewie Griffin, Brian Griffin, and Quagmire; Alex Borstein as Lois Griffin; Seth Green as Chris Griffin and Dylan; Mila Kunis as Meg Griffin; Mike Henry as Cleveland

 

Guest Voice Cast: Harvey Fierstein as Tracy; Chace Crawford as Boyfriend

 

 

--“AMERICAN DAD”—(9:30-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC

 

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

STAN IS ON A POWER TRIP

ON “AMERICAN DAD”

SUNDAY, JULY 20, ON FOX

 

Forest Whitaker and Molly Shannon Make Guest Voice Appearances

 

In order to be taken more seriously and to be a "somebody," Stan becomes a meter maid who seems to have all of the power. Now he's getting the best tables at restaurants (threatening to ticket and tow), pocketing quarters from meters and impressing Francine with his prowess. But, when Turlington (Whitaker) from Parking Internal Affairs pays him a visit, Stan realizes crime and this lifestyle don't pay. Meanwhile, Hayley poses nude for a college art class and is surprised to see Roger there in the “Meter Made” episode of AMERICAN DAD airing Sunday, July 20 (9:30-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (DAD-301) (TV-14 D, L, S, V)

 

Voice Cast: Seth MacFarlane as Stan Smith and Roger the Alien; Wendy Schaal as Francine Smith; Rachael MacFarlane as Hayley; Scott Grimes as Steve; and Dee Bradley Baker as Klaus

 

Guest Voice Cast: Forest Whitaker as Turlington and Molly Shannon as Kristy

 

 

 

 

 

SUNDAY, JULY 6

 

 

**TIMEPERIOD PREMIERE**—“’TIL DEATH”—(7:00-7:30 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

 

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

JEFF AND STEPH FIND THEIR GROOVE

ON “‘TIL DEATH” SUNDAY, JULY 6, ON FOX

 

The Starks, the Woodcocks and their friends attend Stan and Vicki’s 25th wedding anniversary party. Joy becomes jealous of the way Stan dotes on his wife, and she takes it out on Eddie, who has misplaced her wrap. When Stan explains to Eddie that there is a gardener and a flower in every relationship, Eddie learns his role in the garden of marriage and offers a touching toast to Joy. Meanwhile, Steph’s dancing style embarrasses Jeff, until he lets loose and they get their groove on in “The Anniversary Party” episode of ‘TIL DEATH Sunday, July 6 (7:00-7:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (TIL-110) (TV-PG D, L)

 

Cast: Brad Garrett; Joely Fisher; Kat Foster; and Eddie Kaye Thomas.

 

Guest Cast: Anthony Anderson as Cofeld; Will Sasso as Russ; Al Ruscio as Len; and Christine Dunford as Vicki.

 

 

 

**TIMEPERIOD PREMIERE**—“‘TIL DEATH”—(7:30-8:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

 

EDDIE AND JOY TONE IT DOWN

ON “‘TIL DEATH” SUNDAY, JULY 6, ON FOX

 

After attending a birthday party for Steph, Eddie decides it’s time to confront Joy about some of her more irritating habits. When Joy is not exactly receptive to hearing about her social blunders, Eddie learns his wife is not alone in being oblivious to her own public behavior. Meanwhile, over at the Woodcocks’, Jeff finds it more difficult than he imagined giving his wife a gift that she has wanted for a long time in the “Performance Anxiety” episode of ‘TIL DEATH airing Sunday, July 6 (7:30-8:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (TIL-201) (TV-PG D)

 

Cast: Brad Garrett; Joely Fisher; Eddie Kaye Thomas; and Kat Foster

 

Guest Cast: Reagan Gomez as Deb; Natasha Leggero as Mindy; Alan Oppenheimer as Mr. Wallach; and Maree Cheatham as Mrs. Wallach

 

 

 


 

--“THE SIMPSONS”—(8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) CC

 

BART FALLS FOR A COW AND TRIES TO SAVE IT

BEFORE IT IS SENT TO THE SLAUGHERHOUSE

ON “THE SIMPSONS” SUNDAY, JULY 6, ON FOX

 

Zooey Deschanel Makes Guest-Voice Appearance

 

When Bart joins the 4-H Club, he unexpectedly falls in love with a cow named Lou. But when Bart finds out that Lou has been sold to a slaughterhouse, he becomes determined to save him. Bart and Lisa free Lou from the slaughterhouse, and Bart gives the cow to Mary, a fellow 4-H Club member. However, Mary’s father mistakenly believes Bart is giving them the cow as a dowry for Mary’s hand in marriage. When Homer and Marge hear of Bart’s engagement, they devise a plan to save Lou and free Bart from his marriage in the “Apocalypse Cow” episode of THE SIMPSONS airing Sunday, July 6 (8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (SI-1910) (TV-PG D, L, V)

 

Voice Cast: Dan Castellaneta as Homer Simpson; Julie Kavner as Marge Simpsons; Nancy Cartwright as Bart Simpson; Yeardley Smith as Lisa Simpson; Hank Azaria as Apu; Harry Shearer as Flanders; Pamela Hayden as Guest; Tress MacNeille as Brandine

 

Guest Voice Cast: Zooey Deschanel as Mary

 

 

--“KING OF THE HILL”—(8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC

 

LUCKY GETS THROWN BEHIND BARS ON

 “KING OF THE HILL”

SUNDAY, JULY 6, ON FOX

 

Luanne’s long lost father and Peggy's brother Hoyt (guest voice Johnny Knoxville) returns to Arlen as a free man after being incarcerated for years. He turns to his daughter and sister for guidance and a little bit of dough. When Peggy denies him, he takes matters into his own hands and robs a store for cash. Meanwhile, Luanne's husband Lucky (guest voice Tom Petty) turns to Hank for some insight on how to become a better man for his child on the way and realizes that maybe taking the blame for Hoyt’s crime would be a great way to step it up in the “Life: A Losers Manual” episode of KING OF THE HILL airing Sunday, July 6 (8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (KH-1213) (TV-PG) 

 

Voice Cast: Mike Judge as Hank Hill & Boomhauer; Kathy Najimy as Peggy Hill; Pamela S. Adlon as Bobby Hill; Brittany Murphy as Luanne; Tom Petty as Lucky; Johnny Hardwick as Dale and Stephen Root as Bill.

 

Guest Voice Cast:  Johnny Knoxville as Hoyt

 

 


 

--“FAMILY GUY”—(9:00-9:30 PM ET/PT) CC

 

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

JAMES WOODS RETURNS TO QUAHOG

ON “FAMILY GUY” SUNDAY, JULY 6, ON FOX

 

James Woods Makes a Special Guest Voice Appearance

 

James Woods returns to Quahog to seek revenge against Peter after being locked in a crate. First, James steals Peter’s identity and moves in as head of the Griffin household. Then, Peter goes out and ruins James career and image on the “Back to the Woods” episode of FAMILY GUY airing Sunday, July 6 (9:00-9:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (FG-602) (TV-14 D, L, S, V)

 

Voice Cast: Seth MacFarlane as Peter Griffin, Stewie Griffin, Brian Griffin, and Quagmire; Alex Borstein as Lois Griffin; Seth Green as Chris Griffin; Mila Kunis as Meg Griffin; Mike Henry as Cleveland.

 

Guest Voice Cast: James Woods as himself

 

 

--“AMERICAN DAD”—(9:30-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC

 

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

STAN GETS MAD COW DISEASE

ON “AMERICAN DAD”

SUNDAY, JULY 6, ON FOX

 

When Stan is prosecuted for sending contaminated cattle to the slaughterhouse, he recounts his story of how the ordeal started out as a quest to make a man out of Steve. Meanwhile, Roger starts a cat-fight between Francine and Hayley after he unintentionally gives one a little more attention in the "Magnificent Steven” episode of AMERICAN DAD airing Sunday, July 6 (9:30-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (DAD-221) (TV-14 L, V)

 

Voice Cast: Seth MacFarlane as Stan Smith and Roger the Alien; Wendy Schaal as Francine Smith; Rachael MacFarlane as Hayley; Scott Grimes as Steve; and Dee Bradley Baker as Klaus

 

Guest Voice Cast: Eddie Kaye Thomas as Barry; Curtis Armstrong as Snot; Daisuke Suzuki as Toshi; Carnie Wilson as Cashier and Woman

 

 


 

MONDAY, JULY 7

 

 

--“BONES”—(8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

 

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

Bones and booth investigate a murdered Jeffersonian employee,

turning colleagues into suspects

ON “BONES” MONDAY, JULY 7, ON FOX

 

The charred remains of a young Jeffersonian intern, the daughter of a highly respected former Jeffersonian scientist, are found in the building’s incinerator. With the case hitting so close to home, the team has no choice but to suspect their own colleagues and question everyone from the upper echelons of the Jeffersonian scientists to the victim’s fellow interns. When they learn that the intern had been working on artifact authentication for the Widow’s Son serial killer case, they begin to wonder if her involvement could have put her life in danger. But when they discover a romantic link between the intern and a Jeffersonian employee, the motives behind her murder become even more complicated. Meanwhile, Booth agrees to pose as Cam’s boyfriend and accompanies her on a family get-together, eliciting more attention than he bargained for from Cam’s sister in the “Intern in the Incinerator” episode of BONES airing Monday, July 7 (8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (BON-306) (TV-14 D, L, V)

 

Cast: Emily Deschanel as Dr. Temperance Brennan; David Boreanaz as FBI Special Agent Seeley Booth; TJ Thyne as Dr. Jack Hodgins; Michaela Conlin as Angela Montenegro; Eric Millegan as Zack Addy; Tamara Taylor as Dr. Camille “Cam” Saroyan.

 

Guest Cast: Rochelle Aytes as Felicia Saroyan; Terrell Tilford as Dr. Kyle Aldridge; Tom Virtue as Dr. Ted Reardon; Scott Allen Rinker as Dr. Evan Klimkew; Xander Berkeley as Dr. Harlan Bancroft; Sam Jones III as Tyler Neville; J.R. Nutt as Nick; E.E. Bell as Phil; David Greenman as FBI Forensic Tech Marcus Geier; Millie Huckabee as Kristen Reardon

 


 

--“HOUSE”—(9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

 

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

House is recruited by the CIA to treat aN agent with aN ILLNESS

AS MYSTERIOUS AS HIS PREVIOUS ASSIGNMENT;

the FELLOWSHIP candidateS race to diagnose a STOCK car driver

ON “house” MONDAY, JULY 7, on fox

 

Michael Michele Guest-Stars

 

House is recruited by the CIA to help diagnose a deathly ill agent with an unknown illness. The agent’s medical case is being spearheaded by Dr. Samira Terzi (guest star Michael Michele), who offers up very little information about the agent’s history or previous assignments. With limited information to go on, House uses some unorthodox methods to try to crack the code and determine a diagnosis in time to save his mystery patient’s life. Meanwhile, Foreman faces resistance from the remaining six fellowship candidates when they question his judgment and argue over the diagnosis of a female drag car racer who passed out after a race in the “Whatever It Takes” episode of HOUSE airing Monday, July 7 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (HOU-406) (TV-14 D, L)

 

Cast: Hugh Laurie as Dr. Gregory House; Lisa Edelstein as Dr. Lisa Cuddy; Omar Epps as Dr. Eric Foreman; Robert Sean Leonard as Dr. James Wilson; Jennifer Morrison as Dr. Allison Cameron; Jesse Spencer as Dr. Robert Chase.

 

Guest Cast: Amy Dudgeon as Casey; Anne Dudek as Amber; Olivia Wilde as Thirteen; Peter Jacobson as Taub; Kal Penn as Kutner; Andy Comeau as Brennan; Edi Gathegi as Cole; Tom Wilson as Lou; Michael Michele as Samira Terzi; Holmes Osborne as Curtis; Joel Bissonnette as John; Chad Willett as Brian Smith; Nick Warnock as Reporter; Bobbin Bergstrom as Nurse

 

 

 


 

TUESDAY, JULY 8

 

[EDITOR’S NOTE 1: The summer finale of THE MOMENT OF TRUTH is rescheduled for this night.]

[EDITOR’S NOTE 2: THE MOMENT OF TRUTH at 8:00 PM replaces the previously announced episode of HELL’S KITCHEN.]

 

**SUMMER FINALE**—“THE MOMENT OF TRUTH”—(8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC

 

THE HOT SEAT GETS EVEN HOTTER THIS SUMMER

ON “THE MOMENT OF TRUTH”

TUESDAY, JULY 8, ON FOX

 

THE MOMENT OF TRUTH is the game show that puts participants to the test – the lie detector test – to reveal whether or not they are telling the truth for a chance to win half a million dollars. Participants answer 21 increasingly personal questions honestly, as determined by a polygraph, to win the money. Prior to playing, participants are strapped to a lie detector and asked a series of questions by a polygraph expert, who records their answers. Of course, the questions are easier when the stakes are low – but as the prize amount increases, they will be challenged to fess up to matters they might normally lie about. The touchier questions could be especially difficult because participants reveal their answers in front of spouses, relatives and friends, hanging on every word. Find out what deep dark secret will someone divulge for hundreds of thousands of dollars on the Summer Finale of THE MOMENT OF TRUTH airing Tuesday, July 8 (8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (MOT-116) (TV-14 D)

 

Host: Mark L. Walberg

 

 

**SEASON FINALE**—“HELL’S KITCHEN”—“Winner Announced”—(9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC

 

IT’S THE FINAL SHOWDOWN ON THE SEASON FINALE

OF “HELL’S KITCHEN” TUESDAY JULY 8, ON FOX

 

Winner to Receive Coveted Prize of a Senior Chef Position

at Gordon Ramsay at The London West Hollywood

 

The final two chefs are one dinner service away from being crowned the winner of HELL’S KITCHEN. The chefs have selected their staff, created the menus and chosen the décor. After some final words of advice from Chef Ramsay, the doors of HELL’S KITCHEN are open. As the orders start coming in, both teams are off to a slow start with the kitchens running out of food and appetizers being served cold. The final two need to slice and dice their way to the top to prove to Chef Ramsay they have what it takes to work in his restaurant on the season finale of HELL’S KITCHEN airing Tuesday, July 8 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (HK-415) (TV-14 L)

 

 

 


 

WEDNESDAY, JULY 9

 

 

**2-HOUR EPISODE**—“SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE”—Top 12 Perform—(8:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC

 

TOP 12 DANCERS PERFORM

ON “SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE”

WEDNESDAY, JULY 9, ON FOX

 

The search continues tonight for America’s favorite dancer when the Top 12 perform on SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE. See what happens when the best dancers skilled in everything from Ballroom and Ballet to Salsa, Swing, Hip-Hop and Krumping all compete to be named America’s Favorite Dancer. Watch and find out who impresses America and who falls flat on a two-hour episode of SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE airing Wednesday, July 9 (8:00-10:00PM ET/PT) on FOX. (DAN-419/420) (TV-PG D, L)

 

Host: Cat Deeley

 

 

 

THURSDAY, JULY 10

 

 

--“ARE YOU SMARTER THAN A 5TH GRADER?”—(8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC

 

SUMMER SCHOOL IS NO CAKE WALK

ON “ARE YOU SMARTER THAN A 5th GRADER?”

THURSDAY, JULY 10, ON FOX

 

Grownup contestants try to graduate toward the top prize of $1 million in this atypical quiz show that tests adults’ lack of knowledge – as revealed by how much they’ve forgotten since elementary school. Adults find themselves in a classroom setting, revisiting their youth, as they tackle subjects ranging from art to geography and math to social studies. Contestants are not alone, however; there is a way for them to “cheat” in this classroom. The adults have the opportunity to get help from real grade-schoolers, who will offer what they think is the correct a-n-s-w-e-r on Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader? airing Thursday, July 10 (8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (AYS-233) (TV-PG)

 

Host: Jeff Foxworthy

 

 


 

--“SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE”—2 Dancers Voted Off —(9:00-10:00 PM ET live/PT tape-delayed) CC

 

TWO CONTESTANTS ARE ELIMINATED AND

THE TOP 10 DANCERS ARE ANNOUNCED LIVE

ON “SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE”

THURSDAY, JULY 10, ON FOX

 

SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE continues its search for America’s favorite dancer tonight when two finalists are voted off. Watch some of the country’s best dancers, skilled in everything from jive and hip-hop to contemporary and jazz, test their luck with the judges and find out who will keep dancing and who will go home in the elimination episode of SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE airing Thursday, July 10 (9:00-10:00 PM ET live/PT tape-delayed) on FOX. (DAN-419A/420A) (TV-PG D, L)

 

Host: Cat Deeley

  

 

 

FRIDAY, JULY 11

 

 

**FOX MOVIE SPECIAL**—“2 FAST 2 FURIOUS”—(8:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

 

DIRTY MONEY AND DIRTY CRIMINALS

IN “2 FAST 2 FURIOUS”

FRIDAY, JULY 11, ON FOX

 

In this sequel to "The Fast and the Furious," former cop Brian O'Conner (Paul Walker) teams up with his ex-con pal Roman Pearce (Tyrese Gibson) to transport a shipment of “dirty” money for shady Miami-based import-export dealer Carter Verone (Cole Hauser), while actually working with undercover agent Monica Fuentes (Eva Mendes) to bring Verone down in 2 FAST 2 FURIOUS airing Friday, July 11 (8:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (FM-0615) (TV-PG D, L, V)

 

Cast: Paul Walker as Brian O’Conner; Tyrese Gibson as Roman Pearce; Eva Mendes as Monica Fuentes; Cole Hauser as Carter Verone; Ludacris as Tej; Thom Barry as Agent Bilkins; James Remar as Agent Markham; Devon Aoki as Suki; and Amaury Nolasco as Orange Julius

 

 


 

SATURDAY, JULY 12

 

 

--“COPS: COAST TO COAST”—(8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) CC

 

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

OFFICERS PULL OVER SOME SHADY CHARACTERS

ON “COPS: COAST TO COAST” SATURDAY, JULY 12, ON FOX

 

A deputy with the Martin County, FL, Sheriff’s Office is on patrol in a flea market that is accustomed to shady characters. Officers with the Las Vegas Metropolitan Police Department stop a suspicious driver in what turns out to be anything but a routine traffic stop. Also featured are officers from the Palm Beach County, FL, Sheriff’s Office who pull over a car with a driver who’s high on an all-new COPS: COAST TO COAST airing Saturday, July 12 (8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (CP-2029) (TV-PG)

 

 

--“COPS: STUPID CRIMINALS SPECIAL EDITION #4”—(8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC

 

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

SUSPECT HIDING IN LAUNDRY ROOM DRYER AND

MASSIVE ECSTACY BUST UNCOVERED ON

“COPS: STUPID CRIMINALS #4” SATURDAY, JULY 12, ON FOX

 

In Portland, OR, officers pull over a suspicious vehicle only to discover a befuddled trio of men and a 7-year supply of ecstasy. In Las Vegas, a stabbing suspect causes chase and takes cover in a laundry room dryer. The Sacramento, CA, Police Department collars a criminal with the help from their canine companions on COPS: STUPID CRIMINALS SPECIAL EDITION #4 airing Saturday, July 12 (8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (CP-2019) (TV-PG L)

 

 

--“AMERICA’S MOST WANTED: AMERICA FIGHTS BACK”—(9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC

 

“AMERICA’S MOST WANTED: AMERICA FIGHTS BACK”

CONTINUES ITS PURSUIT OF JUSTICE

SATURDAY, JULY 12, ON FOX

 

AMERICA’S MOST WANTED: AMERICA FIGHTS BACK takes on the nation's hottest crime issues. This crime-fighting program focuses on capturing fugitives, protecting victims and empowering citizens within the criminal justice system. The series also takes an in-depth look at laws that harm victims, champions the cause of lawmakers fighting to protect victims' rights and presents news of recent captures, convictions and missing children cases. AMERICA’S MOST WANTED: AMERICA FIGHTS BACK airs Saturday, July 12 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (MW-2138) (TV-PG V)

 

Host: John Walsh

 

--“MADtv”—(11:00 PM-Midnight ET/PT) CC

 

KATHY GRIFFIN BRINGS HER BRAND OF COMEDY TO LATE-NIGHT

ON “MADtv” SATURDAY, JULY 12, ON FOX

 

MADtv loads up on late-night laughter when comedian Kathy Griffin guest-stars. MADtv’s unrivaled pop-culture parodies and politically incorrect humor have made this award-winning sketch comedy show a FOX Saturday-night staple. Join in the hilarity on MADtv airing Saturday, July 12 (11:00 PM-Midnight ET/PT) on FOX. (MD-1308) (TV-14 D, L, S)

 

Cast: Crista Flanagan, Keegan-Michael Key, Bobby Lee, Michael McDonald, Arden Myrin, Nicole Parker, Jordan Peele, Anjelah Johnson, Johnny Sanchez III, Dan Oster and Daheli Hall.

 

Guest Cast: Kathy Griffin

 

 

 

 

--“TALKSHOW WITH SPIKE FERESTEN”—(Midnight-12:30 AM ET/PT) CC

 

ADAM CAROLLA STAYS UP FOR A LATE-NIGHT CHAT

ON “TALKSHOW WITH SPIKE FERESTEN”

SATURDAY, JULY 12, ON FOX

 

Radio/TV personality Adam Carolla (“Loveline,” The Adam Carolla Show”) makes a special guest appearance to chat with Spike. Meanwhile, TALKSHOW features more trademark sketches on an all-new episode of TALKSHOW WITH SPIKE FERESTEN airing Saturday, July 12 (Midnight-12:30 AM ET/PT) on FOX. (SPK-222) (TV-14 D, L, V) 

 

Host: Spike Feresten

 

Guest: Adam Carolla

 

 

 


 

SUNDAY, JULY 13

 

 

--“’TIL DEATH”—(7:00-7:30 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

 

MR. COFFEE BREWS UP TROUBLE

ON “‘TIL DEATH”

SUNDAY, JULY 13, ON FOX

 

Steph gives Eddie and Joy a cappuccino maker that was a wedding gift from Jeff’s mom. Joy loves the gift, but Eddie soon begins to resent Joy for not learning how to work the machine herself. When Eddie refuses to make Joy her nightly cappuccino, she makes a list of all the things she does around the house and comes to the conclusion that Eddie doesn't do enough. To compensate for their uneven workload, Joy gives Eddie the chore of paying the bills, which later proves not to be in the best interest of their household. Meanwhile, Jeff is mad at Steph for giving away a present from his mom, and he tries to come up with a plan to get back at her in “The Coffeemaker” episode of ‘TIL DEATH Sunday, July 13 (7:00-7:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (TIL-120) (TV-PG D, L)

 

Cast: Brad Garrett; Joely Fisher; Kat Foster; and Eddie Kaye Thomas

 

 

 

--“’TIL DEATH”—(7:30-8:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

 

IT’S A SECOND TIME AROUND FOR EDDIE AND JOY

ON “’TIL DEATH” SUNDAY, JULY 13, ON FOX

 

When Eddie’s friend Karl introduces him to his second wife, Eddie becomes jealous of Karl’s relaxed marriage and convinces Joy that they should try out a “second marriage.”  Joy has her own ideas of how a “second marriage” should be causing Eddie to re-think his suggestion on the “Second Marriage Guy” episode of ‘TIL DEATH airing Sunday, July 13 (7:30-8:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (TIL -210) (TV-PG D, L)

 

Cast: Brad Garrett; Joely Fisher; Kat Foster; and Eddie Kaye Thomas

 

Guest Cast: Nick Bakay as Karl

 

 

 


 

--“THE SIMPSONS”—(8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) CC

 

LISA’S DOCUMENTARY ON HER FAMILY PREMIERES

AT THE SUNDANCE FILM FESTIVAL

ON “THE SIMPSONS” SUNDAY, JULY 13, ON FOX

 

Jim Jarmusch Makes Guest-Voice Appearance

 

Lisa makes a documentary about her family for a school project. After the success of her project, Principal Skinner and Superintendent Chalmers encourage her to enter the film into the Sundance Film Festival. But when Lisa’s film premieres at Sundance, Homer, Marge and Bart are embarrassed by the candid behind-the-scenes look at their lives in the “Any Given Sundance” episode of THE SIMPSONS airing Sunday, July 13 (8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (SI-1911) (TV-PG L, S, V)

 

Voice Cast: Dan Castellaneta as Homer Simpson; Julie Kavner as Marge Simpsons; Nancy Cartwright as Bart Simpson; Yeardley Smith as Lisa Simpson; Hank Azaria as Moe; Harry Shearer as Skinner; Pamela Hayden as Milhouset; Tress MacNeille as Mrs. Muntz

 

Guest Voice Cast: Jim Jarmusch as himself

 

 

 

--“KING OF THE HILL”—(8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC

 

PEGGY GOES MAD ON “KING OF THE HILL”

SUNDAY, JULY 13, ON FOX

 

Ed Begley Jr. (“Arrested Development,” “7th Heaven”)

Makes Guest-Voice Appearance

 

Tom Landry Middle School holds an emergency community meeting when a child goes missing in Arlen. Relationship expert Stephens Davies (Begley) is invited to speak at the meeting and makes an example of Peggy by questioning her parenting skills. Peggy goes on “mommy” mode and is determined to know Bobby’s and Hank’s every move. The boys get irritated with Peggy and rebel, but they soon come to realize that Peggy is only looking out for their own good in the “Behind Closed Doors” episode of KING OF THE HILL airing Sunday, July 13 (8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (KH-1206) (TV-PG L) 

 

Voice Cast: Mike Judge as Hank Hill & Boomhauer; Kathy Najimy as Peggy Hill; Pamela S. Adlon as Bobby Hill; Brittany Murphy as Luanne; Tom Petty as Lucky; Johnny Hardwick as Dale and Stephen Root as Bill.

 

Guest Voice Cast:  Ed Begley Jr. as Stephens Davies

 


 

--“FAMILY GUY”—(9:00-9:30 PM ET/PT) CC

 

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

 BRIAN HAS THE ‘WRITE’ STUFF

ON “FAMILY GUY”

SUNDAY, JULY 13, ON FOX

 

Peter and Lois’s marriage is on the rocks, but when Brian wins the New England Rising Writer’s award, the three of them head to Martha’s Vineyard for a relaxing vacation. As Peter’s drinking spirals out of control, so does Brian’s self restraint as he professes his undying love for Lois. Peter and Brian test their friendship over the woman of their dreams on the “Play it Again, Brian” episode of FAMILY GUY airing Sunday, July 13 (9:00-9:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (FG-601) (TV-14 D, L, S, V)

 

Voice Cast: Seth MacFarlane as Peter Griffin, Stewie Griffin, Brian Griffin, and Quagmire; Alex Borstein as Lois Griffin; Seth Green as Chris Griffin; Mila Kunis as Meg Griffin; Mike Henry as Cleveland. 

 

 

--“AMERICAN DAD”—(9:30-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC

 

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

STAN AND ROGER MAKE A POT BUST

ON “AMERICAN DAD”

SUNDAY, JULY 13, ON FOX

 

When Roger finds out that Hayley’s boyfriend, Jeff, is wanted in Florida for smuggling marijuana, he and Stan turn into bounty hunters and chase Jeff across the country. However, when the truth behind the matter is revealed, Roger is left with his tail between his legs and Stan steps in to offer some fatherly advice. Meanwhile, Steve gets shocked trying to hot-wire Francine’s car and is cursed with a gift in the “Joint Custody” episode of AMERICAN DAD Sunday, July 13 (9:30-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (DAD-224) (TV-14 D, V)

 

Voice Cast: Seth MacFarlane as Stan Smith and Roger the Alien; Wendy Schaal as Francine Smith; Rachael MacFarlane as Hayley; Scott Grimes as Steve; and Dee Bradley Baker as Klaus.

 

 

 

SUNDAY, JUNE 29

 

[EDITOR’S NOTE: THE SIMPSONS, KING OF THE HILL, FAMILY GUY and AMERICAN DAD

are preempted this night.]

 

**FOX MOVIE SPECIAL**—“THE LOST WORLD: JURASSIC PARK 2”—(7:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC

 

STEP BACK IN TIME

IN “THE LOST WORLD: JURASSIC PARK 2”

SUNDAY, JUNE 29, ON FOX

 

A second island of John Hammond's (Sir Richard Attenborough) Jurassic Park experiment is revealed when Ian Malcolm (Jeff Goldblum) follows his girlfriend (Julianne Moore) to research the dinosaurs' behavior in their so-called "natural" environment. When a devious capitalist Peter Ludlow (Arliss Howard) is determined to export dinosaurs to a new park in San Diego, financing a hunt-and-capture expedition that results in another series of fatal disasters, the adventure becomes a fight for survival on THE LOST WORLD: JURASSIC PARK 2 airing Sunday, June 29 (7:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (FM-9907) (TV-PG L, V)

 

Cast: Jeff Goldblum as Ian Malcolm; Julianne Moore as Dr. Sarah Harding; Pete Postlethwaite as Roland Tembo; Vince Vaughn as Nick Van Owen; Sir Richard Attenborough as John Hammond and Arliss Howard as Peter Ludlow.

 

 

MONDAY, JUNE 30

 

 

--“BONES”—(8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

 

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

THE TEAM TRACKS A HALLOWEEN GHOULISH KILLER

ON “BONES” MONDAY, JUNE 30, ON FOX

 

When a terrified young Halloween reveler finds the mummified remains of a teenage girl in a Halloween pumpkin patch maze, Brennan and Booth are called to the scene to investigate. They are perplexed by the fact that the girl appears to have been deceased for at least a year, while Hodgins discovers her body is covered with spider bites. Booth and Brennan later receive word of a second mummy found at Halloween amusement park funhouse, and it appears the victim, another teenage girl, was killed on Halloween approximately two years prior. As the team questions a variety of ghoulish amusement park employees, from the grim reaper to a zombie, they get word of a third teenage girl who has gone missing. Booth and Brennan realize that they have until Halloween to find her before the killer strikes again. Meanwhile, the team gets decked out in costume for the annual Jeffersonian Halloween Ball, and they encounter a few scares of their own in the “Mummy in the Maze” episode of BONES airing Monday, June 30 (8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (BON-305) (TV-14 D, L, V)

 

Cast: Emily Deschanel as Dr. Temperance Brennan; David Boreanaz as FBI Special Agent Seeley Booth; TJ Thyne as Dr. Jack Hodgins; Michaela Conlin as Angela Montenegro; Eric Millegan as Zack Addy; Tamara Taylor as Dr. Camille “Cam” Saroyan.

 

Guest Cast: Rider Strong as Gregg Liscombe; Jake Austin Walker as Matty; Terry Rhoads as Dr. Potoska; Charles Porter as Deputy; Vince Grant as Pastor Bill Jonas; Andre Roman as Toby; Judy Prescott as Margie Shaw; Paul Cassell as Don Shaw; Nathan Anderson as EMT Pete Geller; Laurence Cohen as Dan Hauser; Maia Madison as Breathless Woman; David Greenman as FBI Forensic Tech  Marcus Geier; Caker Folley as Lola; Lynsey Bartilson as Sandy Evans; Nathan Dean as FBI Agent Charlie Burns; Ashley Selich as Megan Shaw; Scott Barry as Dispatcher; Azura Skye as Amber Kippler

 

 

--“HOUSE”—(9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

 

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

HOUSE AND THE FELLOWSHIP candidates

Treat a patient WITH AN UNKNOWN IDENTITY

who mirrors the behavior of the people around him

ON “house” tuesday, JUNE 30, on fox

 

The team takes on the case of a man who collapsed while being mugged. When the man complains of new symptoms that do not fit his initial admission profile, the team suspects he is a hypochondriac. As Mr. X continues to fall ill with symptoms unrelated to his neurological disorder, Foreman and the remaining six fellows are assigned to keep watch, and are bemused as they see their own behavioral idiosyncrasies reflected through him. As they attempt to diagnose this human chameleon, they seem to learn more about themselves than their patient, whose true identity is a mystery. Meanwhile, Cameron and Chase keep a running pool on whom House might cut next from the team of candidates, and Foreman engages in a power struggle with House and Cuddy in the “Mirror Mirror” episode of HOUSE airing Monday, June 30 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (HOU-405) (TV-14 L)

 

Cast: Hugh Laurie as Dr. Gregory House; Lisa Edelstein as Dr. Lisa Cuddy; Omar Epps as Dr. Eric Foreman; Robert Sean Leonard as Dr. James Wilson; Jennifer Morrison as Dr. Allison Cameron; Jesse Spencer as Dr. Robert Chase.

 

Guest Cast: Frank Whaley as James/Mr. X; Anne Dudek as Amber; Olivia Wilde as Thirteen; Peter Jacobson as Taub; Kal Penn as Kutner; Andy Comeau as Brennan; Edi Gathegi as Cole; Luke Baybak as Tony; Brendan Michael Coughlin as Mickey; Bobbin Bergstrom as Nurse

  


 

TUESDAY, JULY 1

 

[EDITOR’S NOTE: This night’s episode of THE MOMENT OF TRUTH is no longer the summer finale.]

 

--“THE MOMENT OF TRUTH”—(8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC

 

THIS SUMMER THE HOT SEAT GETS HOTTER

ON “THE MOMENT OF TRUTH”

TUESDAY, JULY 1, ON FOX

 

THE MOMENT OF TRUTH is the game show that puts participants to the test – the lie detector test – to reveal whether or not they are telling the truth for a chance to win half a million dollars. Participants answer 21 increasingly personal questions honestly, as determined by a polygraph, to win the money. Prior to playing, participants are strapped to a lie detector and asked a series of questions by a polygraph expert, who records their answers. Of course, the questions are easier when the stakes are low – but as the prize amount increases, they will be challenged to fess up to matters they might normally lie about. The touchier questions could be especially difficult because participants reveal their answers in front of spouses, relatives and friends, hanging on every word. Find out what deep, dark secret someone will divulge for hundreds of thousands of dollars on THE MOMENT OF TRUTH airing Tuesday, July 1 (8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (MOT-115) (TV-14 D)

 

Host: Mark L. Walberg

 

 

--“HELL’S KITCHEN”—“2 Chefs Compete”—(9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC

 

THE FINAL TWO COOK FOR THEIR LIVES

ON “HELL’S KITCHEN” TUESDAY JULY 1, ON FOX

 

Whoopi Goldberg to Make Special Guest Appearance

 

The final two chefs have survived the wrath of Ramsay and many disastrous nights in HELL’S KITCHEN and are rewarded with a trip to New York City to visit Gordon Ramsay at The London New York. It’s not all fun and games, however, and the chefs are asked to prepare their signature dishes to be judged by Chef Ramsay’s five executive chefs from around the world. When they head back to HELL’S KITCHEN, the final two begin the journey to design and run their own restaurant. From the menu to the décor, they must prove their skill and passion to win over Chef Ramsay in the “2 Chefs Compete” episode of HELL’S KITCHEN airing Tuesday, July 1 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (HK-414) (TV-14 L)

 

WEDNESDAY, JULY 2

 

 

**2-HOUR EPISODE**—“SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE”—Top 14 Perform—(8:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC

 

TOP 14 DANCERS PERFORM ON “SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE”

WEDNESDAY, JULY 2, ON FOX

 

The search continues tonight for America’s favorite dancer when the Top 14 perform on SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE. See what happens when the best dancers skilled in everything from Ballroom and Ballet to Salsa, Swing, Hip-Hop and Krumping, all compete to be named America’s Favorite Dancer. Watch and find out who impresses America and who falls flat on a two-hour episode of SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE airing Wednesday, July 2 (8:00-10:00PM ET/PT) on FOX. (DAN-417/418) (TV-PG D, L)

 

Host: Cat Deeley

 

THURSDAY, JULY 3

 

 

--“ARE YOU SMARTER THAN A 5TH GRADER?”—(8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC

 

SUMMER SCHOOL IS IN SESSION

ON “ARE YOU SMARTER THAN A 5th GRADER?”

THURSDAY, JULY 3, ON FOX

 

Grownup contestants try to graduate toward the top prize of $1 million in this atypical quiz show that tests adults’ lack of knowledge – as revealed by how much they’ve forgotten since elementary school. Adults find themselves in a classroom setting, revisiting their youth, as they tackle subjects ranging from art to geography and math to social studies. Contestants are not alone, however; there is a way for them to “cheat” in this classroom. The adults have the opportunity to get help from real grade-schoolers, who will offer what they think is the correct a-n-s-w-e-r on Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader? airing Thursday, July 3 (8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (AYS-232) (TV-PG)

 

Host: Jeff Foxworthy

 

.
 

--“SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE”—2 Dancers Voted Off—(9:00-10:00 PM ET live/PT tape-delayed) CC

 

TWO DANCERS ARE ELIMINATED LIVE

ON “SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE”

THURSDAY, JULY 3, ON FOX

 

SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE narrows down its search for America’s Favorite Dancer tonight when two finalists are voted off. Watch some of the country’s best dancers, skilled in everything from jive and hip-hop to contemporary and jazz, test their luck with the judges. Find out who will keep dancing and who will go home on the elimination episode of SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE airing Thursday, July 3 (9:00-10:00 PM ET live/PT tape-delayed) on FOX. (DAN-417A/418A) (TV-PG D, L)

 

Host: Cat Deeley

 

 

FRIDAY, JULY 4

 

 

**FOX MOVIE SPECIAL**—“DADDY DAY CARE”—(8:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

 

DOWN-ON-THEIR-LUCK DADS BECOME MR. MOMS

IN “DADDY DAY CARE”

FRIDAY, JULY 4, ON FOX

 

Two fathers (Eddie Murphy and Jeff Garlin) lose their jobs in product development at a large food company and are forced to take their sons out of the exclusive Chapman Academy and become stay-at-home dads. With no job possibilities on the horizon, they open their own day care facility, Daddy Day Care, where they employ some fairly unconventional and sidesplitting methods of caring for children. As Daddy Day Care starts to catch on, it launches them into a highly comedic rivalry with Chapman Academy's tough-as-nails director (Anjelica Huston) who has driven all previous competitors out of business. Don’t miss DADDY DAY CARE airing Friday, July 4 (8:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (FM-0606) (TV-PG L)

 

Cast: Eddie Murphy as Charlie Hinton; Jeff Garlin as Phil; Steve Zahn as Marvin; Regina King as Kim Hinton; Kevin Nealon as Bruce; Jonathan Katz as Dan Kubitz; Siobhan Fallon as Peggy; Lisa Edelstein as Crispin’s Mom; Lacey Chabert as Jenny; Laura Kightlinger as Sheila; Leila Arcieri as Kelli; Anjelica Huston as Mrs. Gwyneth Harridan.

  

 


 

SATURDAY, JULY 5

 

[EDITOR’S NOTE: CP-2023 and CP-2021 replace the previously announced episodes of

COPS.]

 

--“COPS: IN DENIAL”—(8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) CC

 

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

SUSPECTS DENY DRUG DEALING AND COMMITTING CRIMES

ON “COPS: IN DENIAL” SATURDAY, JULY 5, ON FOX

 

Officers in Portland, OR, follow leads from a confidential informant tied to narcotics trafficking. When A K-9 unit arrives at the scene, stashes of insurmountable evidence are sniffed out. Also featured are the Kansas City, MO, Police Department responding to a “shots fired” call and officers in Las Vegas, NV, investigating a dispute over a bed on COPS: IN DENIAL airing Saturday, July 5 (8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (CP-2023) (TV-PG L)

 

--“COPS: WHAT WERE THEY THINKING SPECIAL EDITION #1”—(8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC

 

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

K-9 UNIT, HIT AND RUN AND DRUG BUST

ON “COPS: COAST TO COAST” SATURDAY, JULY 5, ON FOX

 

When officers in Portland, OR, are dispatched on a hit and run call, a K-9 unit sniffs out the suspect. In Las Vegas, a man on a bike is stopped, but during questioning, a vehicle crashes nearby and the man takes off. Officers pursue the vehicle and the suspects. Deputies in Leon County, FL, question the driver of a suspicious vehicle and a routine search of the vehicle turns up a not-so-routine discovery on COPS: WHAT WERE THEY THINKING SPECIAL EDITION #1 airing Saturday, July 5 (8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (CP-2021) (TV-PG L)

 

--“AMERICA’S MOST WANTED: AMERICA FIGHTS BACK”—(9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC

 

“AMERICA’S MOST WANTED: AMERICA FIGHTS BACK”

CONTINUES ITS PURSUIT OF JUSTICE

SATURDAY, JULY 5, ON FOX

 

AMERICA’S MOST WANTED: AMERICA FIGHTS BACK takes on the nation's hottest crime issues. This crime-fighting program focuses on capturing fugitives, protecting victims and empowering citizens within the criminal justice system. The series also takes an in-depth look at laws that harm victims, champions the cause of lawmakers fighting to protect victims' rights and presents news of recent captures, convictions and missing children cases. AMERICA’S MOST WANTED: AMERICA FIGHTS BACK airs Saturday, July 5 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (MW-2137) (TV-PG V)

 

Host: John Walsh

 

--“MADtv”—(11:00 PM-Midnight ET/PT) CC

 

FORMER CAST MEMBERS

WILL SASSO, ALEX BORSTEIN, MO COLLINS AND DEBRA WILSON

RETURN TO CELEBRATE 300 EPISODES OF MADNESS

ON “MADtv” SATURDAY, JULY 5, ON FOX

 

MADtv’s 300th episode celebrates a milestone in unrivaled pop-culture parodies and politically incorrect humor. Former cast members Will Sasso, Alex Borstein, Mo Collins and Debra Wilson join in the fun with series regulars Bobby Lee, Michael McDonald, Arden Myrin, Nicole Parker, Jordan Peele, Crista Flanagan and Keegan-Michael Key. Don’t miss this hilarious episode of MADtv airing Saturday, July 5 (11:00 PM-Midnight ET/PT) on FOX. (MD-1307) (TV-14 D, L, V)

           

Cast: Crista Flanagan, Keegan-Michael Key, Bobby Lee, Michael McDonald, Arden Myrin, Nicole Parker, Jordan Peele.

 

Guest Cast: Will Sasso, Alex Borstein, Mo Collins and Debra Wilson

 

 

--“TALKSHOW WITH SPIKE FERESTEN”—(Midnight-12:30 AM ET/PT) CC

 

NICK SWARDSON BRINGS LAUGHS TO LATE-NIGHT

ON “TALKSHOW WITH SPIKE FERESTEN”

SATURDAY, JULY 5, ON FOX

 

Actor Nick Swardson (“Reno 911!,” “I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry”) makes a special guest appearance to chat with Spike. Late night gets even funnier with trademark sketches on TALKSHOW WITH SPIKE FERESTEN airing Saturday, July 5 (Midnight-12:30 AM ET/PT) on FOX. (SPK-207) (TV-14 D, L) 

 

Host: Spike Feresten

 

Guest: Nick Swardson

  


 

SUNDAY, JULY 6

 

 

--“’TIL DEATH”—(7:00-7:30 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

 

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

JEFF AND STEPH FIND THEIR GROOVE

ON “‘TIL DEATH” SUNDAY, JULY 6, ON FOX

 

The Starks, the Woodcocks and their friends attend Stan and Vicki’s 25th wedding anniversary party. Joy becomes jealous of the way Stan dotes on his wife, and she takes it out on Eddie, who has misplaced her wrap. When Stan explains to Eddie that there is a gardener and a flower in every relationship, Eddie learns his role in the garden of marriage and offers a touching toast to Joy. Meanwhile, Steph’s dancing style embarrasses Jeff, until he lets loose and they get their groove on in “The Anniversary Party” episode of ‘TIL DEATH Sunday, July 6 (7:00-7:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (TIL-110) (TV-PG D, L)

 

Cast: Brad Garrett; Joely Fisher; Kat Foster; and Eddie Kaye Thomas.

 

Guest Cast: Anthony Anderson as Cofeld; Will Sasso as Russ; Al Ruscio as Len; and Christine Dunford as Vicki.

 

 

--“‘TIL DEATH”—(7:30-8:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

 

EDDIE AND JOY TONE IT DOWN

ON “‘TIL DEATH” SUNDAY, JULY 6, ON FOX

 

After attending a birthday party for Steph, Eddie decides it’s time to confront Joy about some of her more irritating habits. When Joy is not exactly receptive to hearing about her social blunders, Eddie learns his wife is not alone in being oblivious to her own public behavior. Meanwhile, over at the Woodcocks’, Jeff finds it more difficult than he imagined giving his wife a gift that she has wanted for a long time in the “Performance Anxiety” episode of “‘TIL DEATH airing Sunday, July 6 (7:30-8:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (TIL-201) (TV-PG D)

 

Cast: Brad Garrett; Joely Fisher; Eddie Kaye Thomas; and Kat Foster

 

Guest Cast: Reagan Gomez as Deb; Natasha Leggero as Mindy; Alan Oppenheimer as Mr. Wallach; and Maree Cheatham as Mrs. Wallach

 


 

--“THE SIMPSONS”—(8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) CC

 

BART FALLS FOR A COW AND TRIES TO SAVE IT

BEFORE IT IS SENT TO THE SLAUGHERHOUSE

ON “THE SIMPSONS” SUNDAY, JULY 6, ON FOX

 

Zooey Deschanel Makes Guest-Voice Appearance

 

When Bart joins the 4-H Club, he unexpectedly falls in love with a cow named Lou. But when Bart finds out that Lou has been sold to a slaughterhouse, he becomes determined to save him. Bart and Lisa free Lou from the slaughterhouse, and Bart gives the cow to Mary, a fellow 4-H Club member. However, Mary’s father mistakenly believes Bart is giving them the cow as a dowry for Mary’s hand in marriage. When Homer and Marge hear of Bart’s engagement, they devise a plan to save Lou and free Bart from his marriage in the “Apocalypse Cow” episode of THE SIMPSONS airing Sunday, July 6 (8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (SI-1910) (TV-PG D, L, V)

 

Voice Cast: Dan Castellaneta as Homer Simpson; Julie Kavner as Marge Simpsons; Nancy Cartwright as Bart Simpson; Yeardley Smith as Lisa Simpson; Hank Azaria as Apu; Harry Shearer as Flanders; Pamela Hayden as Guest; Tress MacNeille as Brandine

 

Guest Voice Cast: Zooey Deschanel as Mary

 

 

--“KING OF THE HILL”—(8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC

 

LUCKY GETS THROWN BEHIND BARS ON

 “KING OF THE HILL”

SUNDAY, JULY 6, ON FOX

 

Luanne’s long lost father and Peggy's brother Hoyt (guest voice Johnny Knoxville) returns to Arlen as a free man after being incarcerated for years. He turns to his daughter and sister for guidance and a little bit of dough. When Peggy denies him, he takes matters into his own hands and robs a store for cash. Meanwhile, Luanne's husband Lucky (guest voice Tom Petty) turns to Hank for some insight on how to become a better man for his child on the way and realizes that maybe taking the blame for Hoyt’s crime would be a great way to step it up in the “Life: A Losers Manual” episode of KING OF THE HILL airing Sunday, July 6 (8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (KH-1213) (TV-PG) 

 

Voice Cast: Mike Judge as Hank Hill & Boomhauer; Kathy Najimy as Peggy Hill; Pamela S. Adlon as Bobby Hill; Brittany Murphy as Luanne; Tom Petty as Lucky; Johnny Hardwick as Dale and Stephen Root as Bill.

 

Guest Voice:  Johnny Knoxville as Hoyt

 


 

--“FAMILY GUY”—(9:00-9:30 PM ET/PT) CC

 

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

JAMES WOODS RETURNS TO QUAHOG

ON “FAMILY GUY” SUNDAY, JULY 6, ON FOX

 

James Woods Makes a Special Guest Voice Appearance

 

James Woods returns to Quahog to seek revenge against Peter after being locked in a crate. First, James steals Peter’s identity and moves in as head of the Griffin household. Then, Peter goes out and ruins James career and image on the “Back to the Woods” episode of FAMILY GUY airing Sunday, July 6 (9:00-9:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (FG-602) (TV-14 D, L, S, V)

 

Voice Cast: Seth MacFarlane as Peter Griffin, Stewie Griffin, Brian Griffin, and Quagmire; Alex Borstein as Lois Griffin; Seth Green as Chris Griffin; Mila Kunis as Meg Griffin; Mike Henry as Cleveland.

 

Guest Voice Cast: James Woods as himself

 

 

--“AMERICAN DAD”—(9:30-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC

 

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

STAN GETS MAD COW DISEASE

ON “AMERICAN DAD”

SUNDAY, JULY 6, ON FOX

 

When Stan is prosecuted for sending contaminated cattle to the slaughterhouse, he recounts his story of how the ordeal started out as a quest to make a man out of Steve. Meanwhile, Roger starts a cat-fight between Francine and Hayley after he unintentionally gives one a little more attention in the "Magnificent Steven” episode of AMERICAN DAD airing Sunday, July 6 (9:30-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (DAD-221) (TV-14 L, V)

 

Voice Cast: Seth MacFarlane as Stan Smith and Roger the Alien; Wendy Schaal as Francine Smith; Rachael MacFarlane as Hayley; Scott Grimes as Steve; and Dee Bradley Baker as Klaus

 

Guest Voice Cast: Eddie Kaye Thomas as Barry; Curtis Armstrong as Snot; Daisuke Suzuki as Toshi; Carnie Wilson as Cashier and Woman

 

 

 

 

 

SUNDAY, JUNE 22

 

 

--“DON’T FORGET THE LYRICS!”—(7:00-8:00 PM ET/PT) CC

 

WILL CONTESTANTS BE “IN THE MONEY” WHEN THE MUSIC STOPS?

FIND OUT ON “DON’T FORGET THE LYRICS!”

SUNDAY, JUNE 22, ON FOX

 

We all think we know the words to popular songs, but when there’s a million dollars at stake, will contestants be able to keep singing when the music stops? Or will they be at a loss for words? On this exciting game show, contestants choose songs from different genres, decades and musical artists. Then they take center stage to sing alongside the studio band as the lyrics are projected on screen, but suddenly the music stops and the words disappear. Will the contestants belt out the correct missing lyric or freeze under pressure? Wayne Brady hosts DON’T FORGET THE LYRICS! airing Sunday, June 22 (7:00-8:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (LYR-112) (TV-PG)

 

Host: Wayne Brady

 

 

 

 

--“THE SIMPSONS”—(8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) CC

 

LISA BECOMES ADDICTED TO SECONDHAND SMOKE

AND HOMER MANUFACTURES BEEF JERKY

ON “THE SIMPSONS” SUNDAY, JUNE 22, ON FOX

 

When Lisa convinces Marge to pursue her childhood dream of becoming a ballerina by auditioning for the Chazz Busby Ballet Academy, Chazz discovers Lisa’s natural talent and enrolls her in the academy instead. During a break from practice, Lisa inhales her fellow ballerinas’ cigarette smoke and attributes her improvement in ballet to smoking. Lisa soon becomes addicted to secondhand smoke, with no chance of quitting in sight. Meanwhile, Homer shows Bart his secret room where he manufactures beef jerky. When Homer realizes that a family of raccoons have made off with his beef, he decides to confront the animals in the “Smoke on the Daughter” episode of THE SIMPSONS airing Sunday, June 22 (8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (SI-1908) (TV-PG D, L, S, V)

 

Voice Cast: Dan Castellaneta as Homer Simpson; Julie Kavner as Marge Simpsons; Nancy Cartwright as Bart Simpson; Yeardley Smith as Lisa Simpson; Hank Azaria as Moe; Harry Shearer as Skinner; Pamela Hayden as Milhouse; Tress MacNeille as Ballerina; Russi Taylor as Martin

 

 


 

--“KING OF THE HILL”—(8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC

 

BOBBY, BOATS AND BATS….OH MY!

 ON “KING OF THE HILL”

SUNDAY, JUNE 22, ON FOX

 

Hank and Bobby get in some father/son bonding time when Hank dumps the old team of Dale, Bill and Boomhauer to help Bobby in a boat-building competition. During the building process, Hank gets spooked by bats that invade the construction garage, forcing Bobby to do the building all alone in the “It Came From the Garage” episode of KING OF THE HILL airing Sunday, May 11 (8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (KH-1212) (TV-PG)

 

Voice Cast: Mike Judge as Hank Hill & Boomhauer; Kathy Najimy as Peggy Hill; Pamela S. Adlon as Bobby Hill; Brittany Murphy as Luanne; Tom Petty as Lucky; Johnny Hardwick as Dale and Stephen Root as Bill.

 

 

--“FAMILY GUY”—(9:00-9:30 PM ET/PT) CC

 

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

BRIAN HAS A BASTARD OF A SON

ON “FAMILY GUY”

SUNDAY, JUNE 22, ON FOX

 

Harvey Fierstein and Chace Crawford Make Guest-Voice Appearances

 

When Brian is afraid that he has lost his chance at love, he goes in search of a former flame Tracy (Harvey Fierstein) only to discover he is the father of her unruly son, Dylan. After Brian’s surprise visit, Tracy drops Dylan off at the Griffin’s so Brian can raise him. Subsequently, his new little angel begins terrorizing the Griffin household and Brian’s self-important attitude toward parenting infuriates Peter and Lois in “The Former Life of Brian” episode of FAMILY GUY airing Sunday, June 22 (9:00-9:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (FG-604) (TV-14 D, L, V)

 

Voice Cast: Seth MacFarlane as Peter Griffin, Stewie Griffin, Brian Griffin, and Quagmire; Alex Borstein as Lois Griffin; Seth Green as Chris Griffin and Dylan; Mila Kunis as Meg Griffin; Mike Henry as Cleveland.

 

Guest Voice Cast: Harvey Fierstein as Tracy; Chace Crawford as Boyfriend

 


 

--“AMERICAN DAD”—(9:30-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC

 

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

THE SMITH FAMILY GOES ON A CIA VACATION

ON “AMERICAN DAD”

SUNDAY, JUNE 22, ON FOX

 

Francine discovers that all the Smith family vacations have been artificial memories created by CIA so that Stan could ditch the family. She angrily demands a real vacation, but when it seems too good to be true, she is convinced it too is the work of the CIA, and the family suffers the consequences. Meanwhile, Roger makes a desperate effort to be the greatest actor who ever lived in “The Vacation Goo” episode of AMERICAN DAD airing Sunday, June 22 (9:30-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (DAD-222) (TV-14 D, L, S, V)

 

Voice Cast: Seth MacFarlane as Stan Smith and Roger the Alien; Wendy Schaal as Francine Smith; Rachael MacFarlane as Hayley; Scott Grimes as Steve; and Dee Bradley Baker as Klaus.

 

 

MONDAY, JUNE 23

 

 

--“BONES”—(8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

 

THE TEAM DIGS AROUND TO GET TO THE ROOT OF

A FARMER’S MURDER ON “BONES”

MONDAY, JUNE 23, ON FOX

 

Booth and Brennan go to investigate when teenagers find a severely decomposed body on the grounds of the V.A. hospital. The man is identified as Franklin Curtis, founder of an organic supermarket chain. The team is puzzled when his body’s high temperature reveals he had been cooked or incinerated. As they attempt to pin down an initial cause of death at the lab, Brennan and Booth question potential suspects around Curtis’ farm. They suspect foul play by a rival farmer from whom Curtis was trying to buy land to turn it organic. In their investigation, Booth and Brennan also discover that Curtis was a well known philanderer, so when the flesh of another body is identified with Curtis’, more questions arise as to his connection to a possible second victim.  Meanwhile, Booth and Brennan are assigned to a new – and very young – psychiatrist, Dr. Lance Sweets (John Francis Daley). He warns them that the FBI may separate the two unless they undergo further psychiatric counseling in the “The Secret in the Soil” episode of BONES airing Monday, June 23 (8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (BON-304) (TV-14 D, L)

 

Cast: Emily Deschanel as Dr. Temperance Brennan; David Boreanaz as FBI Special Agent Seeley Booth; TJ Thyne as Dr. Jack Hodgins; Michaela Conlin as Angela Montenegro; Eric Millegan as Zack Addy; Tamara Taylor as Dr. Camille “Cam” Saroyan; John Francis Daley as Dr. Lance Sweets

 

 

Guest Cast:; Robert Blesse as Charlie Rogan; Erin Chambers as Kat Curtis; Denise Crosby as Margie Curtis; Gill Gayle as Gavin Lee; Scoot McNairy as Noel Liftin; Beth Grant as Lizbeth Harding; Christopher Darga as Andrew Harding; Cameron Watson as Lyndon Page; Derwin Jordan as Tim Peck; Darren O’Hare as Clay Ansley; Burnadean Jones as FBI Forensic Tech

 

 

--“HOUSE”—(9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

 

the remaining seven candidates treat a patient

who believes she can talk to the dead

ON “house” MONDAY, JUNE 23, on fox

 

When a 20-year-old funeral home cosmetician, Irene, has a massive seizure, she hallucinates that the cadavers in the funeral home have come to life. House and the remaining seven fellowship candidates must figure out the cause. Thinking something in the funeral home may have made Irene sick, House sends the candidates on some less-than-desirable investigative missions, including a visit to a graveyard. As Irene’s symptoms become more life-threatening and her ghostly visions more vivid, House surmises that connecting with Irene’s mother might be the best route to diagnosing her illness. Meanwhile, Foreman finds his “House-like” reputation has preceded him as he interviews for a new job, and House must narrow down the candidates from seven to six in the “Guardian Angels” episode of HOUSE airing Monday, June 23 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (HOU-404) (TV-14 D, L, V)

 

Cast: Hugh Laurie as Dr. Gregory House; Lisa Edelstein as Dr. Lisa Cuddy; Omar Epps as Dr. Eric Foreman; Robert Sean Leonard as Dr. James Wilson; Jennifer Morrison as Dr. Allison Cameron; Jesse Spencer as Dr. Robert Chase.

 

Guest Cast: Azura Skye as Irene; Anne Dudek as Amber; Olivia Wilde as Thirteen; Peter Jacobson as Taub; Kal Penn as Kutner; Carmen Argenziano as Henry; Edi Gathegi as Cole; Andy Comeau as Brennan; Caroline Laferfelt as Connie; Scott Alan Smith as Dr. Brady; Tom Wright as Dr. Pilcher; Kenneth White as Old Man; Jerry Hauck as Martin; Vince Deadrick Jr. as Mr. Franklin; Jose Vasquez as Gang Banger;

 


 

TUESDAY, JUNE 24

 

[EDITOR’S NOTE: HELL’S KITCHEN at 8:00 PM replaces the previously announced episode of THE MOMENT OF TRUTH.]

 

--“HELL’S KITCHEN”—(8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC

 

IT’S THE MOTHER OF ALL CHALLENGES

ON “HELL’S KITCHEN”

TUESDAY, JUNE 24, ON FOX

 

The final four contestants prepare a specialty lunch for some surprise guests Chef Ramsay has invited to Hell’s Kitchen. When the doors open, 80 very hungry, very picky and very pregnant moms-to-be walk through the door! The ladies choose the best dish and send the winner on a $1000 shopping spree. The remaining chefs are forced to stay behind and clean up after the luncheon. During dinner service tempers flare and tension is high, and one contestant gets careless and burns Chef Ramsay’s hand, which sends Ramsay over the edge in the “4 Chefs Compete” episode of HELL’S KITCHEN airing Tuesday, June 24 (8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (HK-412) (TV-14 L)

 

Cast: Gordon Ramsay

 

 

--“HELL’S KITCHEN”—(9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC

 

SURPRISE GUESTS LEAD TO A SURPRISE CHALLENGE FOR TOP 3 CHEFS

ON “HELL’S KITCHEN” TUESDAY, JUNE 24, ON FOX

 

Chef Ramsay surprises the Final 3 chefs by bringing in a few special guests to join them for a breakfast he prepared. After the guests leave, Ramsay asks the chefs to recreate the signature dish they just ate. This challenge throws a couple of the chefs off their game, which leads to them scrambling in the kitchen. During the dinner service, Ramsay hands over the reins of HELL’S KITCHEN to each of the Final 3 and the chefs each take a turn running the hot plate. But Ramsay and his sous chef purposely start sabotaging dinner to see how the chefs react in the “3 Chefs Compete” episode of HELL’S KITCHEN airing Tuesday, June 24 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (HK-413) (TV-14 L)

 

Cast: Gordon Ramsay

 

 


 

WEDNESDAY, JUNE 25

 

 

**2-HOUR EPISODE**—“SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE”—Top 16 Perform—(8:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC

 

TOP 16 DANCERS PERFORM ON “SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE”

WEDNESDAY, JUNE 25, ON FOX

 

The search continues tonight for America’s favorite dancer when the Top 16 perform on SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE. See what happens when the best dancers skilled in everything from ballroom and ballet to salsa, swing, hip-hop and krumping, all compete to be named America’s Favorite Dancer. Watch and find out who impresses America and who falls flat on a two-hour episode of SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE airing Wednesday, June 25 (8:00-10:00PM ET/PT) on FOX. (DAN-415/416) (TV-PG D, L)

 

Host: Cat Deeley

 

 

THURSDAY, JUNE 26

 

 

--“ARE YOU SMARTER THAN A 5TH GRADER?”—(8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC

 

SUMMER SCHOOL NEVER SEEMED THIS HARD

ON “ARE YOU SMARTER THAN A 5th GRADER?”

THURSDAY, JUNE 26, ON FOX

 

Grownup contestants try to graduate toward the top prize of $1 million in this atypical quiz show that tests adults’ lack of knowledge – as revealed by how much they’ve forgotten since elementary school. Adults find themselves in a classroom setting, revisiting their youth, as they tackle subjects ranging from art to geography and math to social studies. Contestants are not alone, however; there is a way for them to “cheat” in this classroom. The adults have the opportunity to get help from real grade-schoolers, who will offer what they think is the correct a-n-s-w-e-r on Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader? airing Thursday, June 26 (8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (AYS-231) (TV-PG)

 

Host: Jeff Foxworthy

 

 


 

--“SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE”—2 of 16 Voted Off—(9:00-10:00 PM ET live/PT tape-delayed) CC

 

TWO CONTESTANTS ARE ELIMINATED LIVE

ON “SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE”

THURSDAY, JUNE 26, ON FOX

 

SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE continues its search for America’s favorite dancer tonight when two finalists are voted off. Watch some of the country’s best dancers, skilled in everything from jive and hip-hop to contemporary and jazz, test their luck with the judges and find out who will keep dancing and who will go home in the “2 of 16 Voted Off” episode of SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE airing Thursday, June 26 (9:00-10:00 PM ET live/PT tape-delayed) on FOX. (DAN-415A/416A) (TV-PG D, L)

 

Host: Cat Deeley

 

 

 

 

FRIDAY, JUNE 27

 

 

**FOX MOVIE SPECIAL**—“XXX: STATE OF THE UNION”- (WORLD BROADCAST PREMIERE)-(8:00-10:00 PM ET/PT)- CC-HDTV 720p- Dolby Digital 5.1

 

ONLY ICE CUBE CAN FOIL A PLOT TO ASSASSINATE THE PRESIDENT

IN THE WORLD BROADCAST PREMIERE OF “XXX: STATE OF THE UNION” FRIDAY, JUNE 27, ON FOX

 

Darius Stone (Ice Cube), a former Navy Seal with a reckless streak, is currently serving time in a maximum security prison. But he just might be the nation’s only hope in preventing an attack on the President of the United States. When Augustus Gibbons (Samuel L. Jackson) of the National Security Agency discovers that secretary of defense George Deckert (Willem Defoe) has been training a secret branch of the military to kidnap and assassinate the president, he fears that the entire government may be corrupt. With no one to trust, Gibbons must turn to the unlikeliest of allies. Find out if Stone can outwit Deckert and his band of terrorists in the World Broadcast Premiere of XXX: STATE OF THE UNION airing Friday, June 27 (8:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (FM-0810) (TV-PG D, L, V)

 

Cast: Ice Cube as Darius Stone; Samuel L. Jackson as Agent Augustus Gibbons; Willem Defoe as General George Deckert; Scott Speedman as Agent Kyle Steele and Peter Strauss as President James Sanford.

 

 

 


 

SATURDAY, JUNE 28

 

 

--“COPS: STRANGE BEHAVIOR #1”—(8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) CC

 

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

ARRESTING STORIES HEADLINE “COPS: STRANGE BEHAVIOR #1”

SATURDAY, JUNE 28, ON FOX

 

When a 70-year old parole violator leads officers on a high-speed chase in Kansas City, MO, spike strips, helicopter patrol and hounds become involved in the pursuit. In Las Vegas, NV, officers investigate a dispute involving two transvestites accused of disturbing the peace. Police officers in Rialto, CA, respond to a traffic accident involving an abandoned and stolen vehicle on COPS: STRANGE BEHAVIOR #1 airing Saturday, June 28 (8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (CP-2014) (TV-PG L)

 

 

 

--“COPS: EVIDENCE … WHAT EVIDENCE SPECIAL EDITION”—(8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC

 

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

A REPEAT NARCOTICS OFFENDER

AND A DECEITFUL DRUNK DRIVER

TEST OFFICERS’ PATIENCE ON THE

“EVIDENCE … WHAT EVIDENCE SPECIAL EDITION”

OF “COPS” SATURDAY, JUNE 28, ON FOX

 

When Officers Jason Moss and David Honick of the Pittsburgh, PA, Bureau of Police assist in the pursuit of a repeat narcotics felon, they not only find the suspect’s discarded stash, but also find that a K-9 unit was hungry for a capture. Also featured is FTO Mike Helms of the Brevard, FL, County Sheriff’s Office, who acts as a human lie detector when a drunk driver entangles herself in a web of dishonesty on the “Evidence … What Evidence Special Edition” of COPS Saturday, June 28 (8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (CP-2007) (TV-PG L)

 

 


 

--“AMERICA’S MOST WANTED: AMERICA FIGHTS BACK”—(9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC

 

“AMERICA’S MOST WANTED: AMERICA FIGHTS BACK”

CONTINUES ITS PURSUIT OF JUSTICE

SATURDAY, JUNE 28, ON FOX

 

AMERICA’S MOST WANTED: AMERICA FIGHTS BACK takes on the nation's hottest crime issues. This crime-fighting program focuses on capturing fugitives, protecting victims and empowering citizens within the criminal justice system. The series also takes an in-depth look at laws that harm victims, champions the cause of lawmakers fighting to protect victims' rights and presents news of recent captures, convictions and missing children cases. AMERICA’S MOST WANTED: AMERICA FIGHTS BACK airs Saturday, June 28 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (MW-2136) (TV-PG V)

 

Host: John Walsh

 

 

--“MADtv”—(11:00 PM-Midnight ET/PT) CC

 

DAVE NAVARRO ROCKS THE COMEDY WORLD

ON “MADtv” SATURDAY, JUNE 28, ON FOX

 

Guitarist Dave Navarro joins Bobby Lee in a parody of the popular FOX show 24 depicting the life of Lee hour-by-hour as he discovers a “love boil” on his body and the ordeal they go through to have it removed on MADtv airing Saturday, June 28 (11:00 PM-Midnight ET/PT) on FOX. (MD-1316) (TV-14 D, L, V)

                                               

Cast: Crista Flanagan, Keegan-Michael Key, Bobby Lee, Michael McDonald, Arden Myrin, Nicole Parker, Jordan Peele, Johnny Sanchez III, Dan Oster and Daheli Hall

 

Guest Cast: Dave Navarro

 

 

 

--“TALKSHOW WITH SPIKE FERESTEN”—(Midnight-12:30 AM ET/PT) CC

 

GET READY TO BE SPIKED

ON “TALKSHOW WITH SPIKE FERESTEN”

SATURDAY, JUNE 28, ON FOX

 

Stay up late for more irreverent comedy sketches and outstanding guests on TALKSHOW WITH SPIKE FERESTEN airing Saturday, June 28 (Midnight-12:30AM ET/PT) on FOX. (SPK-203) (TV-14 D, L)

 

Host: Spike Feresten

 

 

 

SUNDAY, JUNE 29

 

[EDITOR’S NOTE: THE SIMPSONS, KING OF THE HILL, FAMILY GUY and AMERICAN DAD

are preempted this night.]

 

**FOX MOVIE SPECIAL**—“THE LOST WORLD: JURASSIC PARK 2”—(7:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC

 

STEP BACK IN TIME

IN “THE LOST WORLD: JURASSIC PARK 2”

SUNDAY, JUNE 29, ON FOX

 

A second island of John Hammond's (Sir Richard Attenborough) Jurassic Park experiment is revealed when Ian Malcolm (Jeff Goldblum) follows his girlfriend (Julianne Moore) to research the dinosaurs' behavior in their so-called "natural" environment. When a devious capitalist Peter Ludlow (Arliss Howard) is determined to export dinosaurs to a new park in San Diego, financing a hunt-and-capture expedition that results in another series of fatal disasters, the adventure becomes a fight for survival on THE LOST WORLD: JURASSIC PARK 2 airing Sunday, June 29 (7:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (FM-9907) (TV-PG L, V)

 

Cast: Jeff Goldblum as Ian Malcolm; Julianne Moore as Dr. Sarah Harding; Pete Postlethwaite as Roland Tembo; Vince Vaughn as Nick Van Owen; Sir Richard Attenborough as John Hammond and Arliss Howard as Peter Ludlow.

 

 

SUNDAY, JUNE 15

 
 

--“DON’T FORGET THE LYRICS!”—(7:00-8:00 PM ET/PT) CC

 

HOW WELL DO YOU KNOW THE WORDS TO YOUR FAVORITE SONGS?

FIND OUT ON “DON’T FORGET THE LYRICS!”

SUNDAY, JUNE 15, ON FOX

 

We all think we know the words to popular songs, but when there’s a million dollars at stake, will contestants be able to keep singing when the music stops? Or will they be at a loss for words? On this exciting new game show, contestants choose songs from different genres, decades and musical artists. Then they take center stage to sing alongside the studio band as the lyrics are projected on screen but suddenly the music stops and the words disappear. Will the contestants belt out the correct missing lyric, or freeze under pressure? Wayne Brady hosts DON’T FORGET THE LYRICS! Sunday, June 15 (7:00-8:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (LYR-111) (TV-PG)

 

Host: Wayne Brady

 

 

--“THE SIMPSONS”—(8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) CC

 

HOMER AND MARGE HELP A FORMER COUNTRY MUSIC STAR

PAY OFF HER DEBT TO SOCIETY

ON “THE SIMPSONS” SUNDAY, JUNE 15, ON FOX

 

Beverly D’Angelo and the Dixie Chicks Make Guest-Voice Appearances

 

When Mayor Quimby realizes the city of Springfield has gone broke, Homer suggests they feign a natural disaster in order to obtain relief funds from the federal government. When the plan goes awry, Lisa goes through the town’s financial records only to discover millions in uncollected city taxes. Springfield hits up its most notorious tax evaders, and Lurleen Lumpkin, a country music star Homer once managed, remains the last outstanding debtor. As Springfieldians scour the city to find her, Marge reluctantly permits the fugitive to stay with the family, creating a very interesting dynamic in the Simpson household in the “Papa Don’t Leach” episode of THE SIMPSONS airing Sunday, June 15 (8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (SI-1909) (TV-PG D, V)

 

Voice Cast: Dan Castellaneta as Homer Simpson; Julie Kavner as Marge Simpsons; Nancy Cartwright as Bart Simpson; Yeardley Smith as Lisa Simpson; Hank Azaria as Moe; Harry Shearer as Ned Flanders; Pamela Hayden as Emily Robison; Russi Taylor as Martin

 

Guest Voice Cast: Beverly D’Angelo as Lurleen; Dixie Chicks as themselves

 

 

 

 


 

--“KING OF THE HILL”—(8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC

 

FIFTEEN CANDLES AND HIPSTER HOMES

ON “KING OF THE HILL”

SUNDAY, JUNE 15, ON FOX

 

Enrique encourages his daughter, Inez, to ask Hank to speak at her Quinceañera and Hank reluctantly agrees to her request. He starts spending time with Inez so he has something to write about in his speech. Hank begs Peggy to accompany him on his first visit, so Peggy meets Hank at Enrique’s with a real-estate client waiting in the car, a 30-year-old hipster who hasn’t been satisfied with any of the homes he’s been shown. The hipster becomes enchanted with Enrique’s Mexican neighborhood, and Peggy closes a deal with him. But when a slew of hipsters follow and buy up homes in the neighborhood, the fruit stands and Goodwill clothing stores are soon replaced by trendy salons and art galleries. At the Quinceañera, Enrique publicly blames Peggy for the gentrification of his neighborhood and explains that the rent on his home has skyrocketed such that they will have to move. Feeling horrible, Peggy tricks the hipsters into believing that the simpler, down-home folks of Arlen (like Dale and Boomhauer) are moving into the neighborhood and the hipsters soon move out. Enrique’s neighborhood is restored to its former glory and Enrique is able to buy his home in the “Lady and Gentrification” episode of KING OF THE HILL airing Sunday, June 15 (8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (KH-1205) (TV-PG)

 

Voice Cast: Mike Judge as Hank Hill & Boomhauer; Kathy Najimy as Peggy Hill; Pamela S. Adlon as Bobby Hill; Brittany Murphy as Luanne; Tom Petty as Lucky; Johnny Hardwick as Dale and Stephen Root as Bill.

 

 

--“FAMILY GUY”—(9:00-9:30 PM ET/PT) CC

 

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

SHIVER ME TIMBERS ON “FAMILY GUY”

SUNDAY, JUNE 15, ON FOX

 

Amanda Bynes Makes a Guest-Voice Appearance

 

Yo ho ho! It’s a pirate’s life for Peter when he gets a pet parrot. But after raising hell in Quahog and terrorizing the neighbors, Peter accidentally kills his beloved pet. Meanwhile, Chris goes with Brian to the vet and falls for the lovely intern Anna (guest voice Amanda Bynes) in the “Long John Peter” episode of FAMILY GUY airing Sunday, June 15 (9:00-9:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (FG-606) (TV-14 D, L, V)

 

Voice Cast: Seth MacFarlane as Peter Griffin, Stewie Griffin, Brian Griffin, and Quagmire; Alex Borstein as Lois Griffin; Seth Green as Chris Griffin and Dylan; Mila Kunis as Meg Griffin; Mike Henry as Cleveland.

 

Guest Voice Cast: Amanda Bynes as Anna

 

 

 

--“AMERICAN DAD”—(9:30-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC

 

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

STAN TAKES ON THE LIFE OF A BACHELOR

ON “AMERICAN DAD”

SUNDAY, JUNE 15, ON FOX

 

When Stan discovers that Francine has a secret sex garden, he feels like their marriage might be on shaky ground. Hoping to rekindle the romance, Francine insists on a divorce so that Stan can experience life as a bachelor again, and both learn a valuable lesson in love. Meanwhile, Steve becomes addicted to an energy drink and finds himself panhandling in the streets to support his habit in the “When a Stan Loves a Woman” episode of AMERICAN DAD Sunday, June 15 (9:30-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (DAD-223) (TV-14 D, L, S, V)

 

Voice Cast: Seth MacFarlane as Stan Smith and Roger the Alien; Wendy Schaal as Francine Smith; Rachael MacFarlane as Hayley; Scott Grimes as Steve; and Dee Bradley Baker as Klaus.

 

 

 

 

MONDAY, JUNE 16

 

 

--“BONES”—(8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

 

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

THE TEAM DISCOVERS A SOCCER MOM’S HIDDEN PAST

ON“BONES” MONDAY, JUNE 16, ON FOX

 

Ryan O’Neal Guest-Stars

 

When a soccer mom gets blown up in her minivan, Brennan and Booth are on the case to figure out who would want to murder a seemingly innocent and inconspicuous suburbanite. Upon investigation, the team discovers that the mother, June, had been a member of the National Liberation Army, a group of young radicals from the 1970s, and that the FBI had been looking for her for nearly thirty years. When the team learns that June may have been on the verge of turning herself in for a violent crime she was involved in while part of the NLA, the motives for her murder become even more complicated. Meanwhile, Brennan visits her father (guest star Ryan O’Neal) in prison and questions his reasons for wanting to see her, and Booth lends his advice on the situation. Back at the lab, Hodgins is rendered speechless by a particularly beautiful FBI bomb expert working on the case in the “Soccer Mom in the Mini-Van” episode of BONES airing Monday, June 16 (8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (BON-303) (TV-14 D, L, V)

 

Cast: Emily Deschanel as Dr. Temperance Brennan; David Boreanaz as FBI Special Agent Seeley Booth; TJ Thyne as Dr. Jack Hodgins; Michaela Conlin as Angela Montenegro; Eric Millegan as Zack Addy; Tamara Taylor as Dr. Camille “Cam” Saroyan.

 

 

 

Guest Cast: Patricia Belcher as Ausa Caroline Julian; Ryan O’Neal as Max Keenan; David Greenman as FBI Forensic Tech; Deborah Zoe as Special Agent Katherine Frost; Erich Anderson as Jeremy Nash; Ron Canada as Special Agent Sam Reilly; Richard Cox as Atty. Leonard Huntzinger; Chris Tardio as Danny Valenti; Scout Taylor-Compton as Celia Nash; Susan Rohrer as June Harris/Amy Nash

 

 

 

 

--“HOUSE”—(9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

 

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

HOUSE DIVIDES HIS REMAINING FELLOWSHIP CANDIDATES

INTO TWO TEAMS for some healthy competition

ON “house” MONDAY, JUNE 16, on fox

 

The final 10 fellowship candidates compete ferociously when House splits them into two teams by gender. They are assigned to diagnose and treat a wheelchair-bound man with muscular atrophy who is slowly suffocating. As the two teams are trying to one-up each other, complications arise when one team treats the patient but doesn’t follow through to make sure their treatment was executed. While the students are busy with their assignment, House experiments on himself to see what happens in the moments when people hover between life and death. Meanwhile, Foreman runs his own team of fellows in his new job at another hospital, and resorts to using a very House-like treatment to help a patient in the “97 Seconds” episode of HOUSE airing Monday, June 16 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (HOU-403) (TV-14 D, L)

 

Cast: Hugh Laurie as Dr. Gregory House; Lisa Edelstein as Dr. Lisa Cuddy; Omar Epps as Dr. Eric Foreman; Robert Sean Leonard as Dr. James Wilson; Jennifer Morrison as Dr. Allison Cameron; Jesse Spencer as Dr. Robert Chase.

 

Guest Cast: Brian Klugman as Stark; Anne Dudek as Amber; Olivia Wilde as Thirteen; Peter Jacobson as Taub; Kal Penn as Baidwan; Carmen Argenziano as Henry; Edi Gathegi as Cole; Andy Comeau as Brennan; Meera Simhan as Jody; Melinda Dahl as Twin; Caitlin Dahl as Twin; Charlie Hofheimer as Almore; Kathleen York as Dr. Schaffer; mary Kate Schellhardt as Female Fellow; Reynaldo Rosales as Handsome Fellow; Douglas Spain as Latino Fellow; Bobbin Bergstrom as Nurse.

 

 


 

TUESDAY, JUNE 17

 

 

--“THE MOMENT OF TRUTH”—(8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC

 

THE HOT SEAT IS EVEN HOTTER THIS SUMMER

ON “THE MOMENT OF TRUTH”

TUESDAY, JUNE 17, ON FOX

 

THE MOMENT OF TRUTH is the game show that puts participants to the test – the lie detector test – to reveal whether or not they are telling the truth for a chance to win half a million dollars. Participants answer 21 increasingly personal questions honestly, as determined by a polygraph, to win the money. Prior to playing, participants are strapped to a lie detector and asked a series of questions by a polygraph expert, who records their answers. Of course, the questions are easier when the stakes are low – but as the prize amount increases, they will be challenged to fess up to matters they might normally lie about. The touchier questions could be especially difficult because participants reveal their answers in front of spouses, relatives and friends, hanging on every word. What deep dark secret will someone divulge for hundreds of thousands of dollars on THE MOMENT OF TRUTH airing Tuesday, June 17 (8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (MOT-114) (TV-14 D)

 

Host: Mark L. Walberg

 

Contact: Michael Roach  310-369-7055  michael.roach@fox.com

 

 

--“HELL’S KITCHEN”—(9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC

 

IT’S THE MOTHER OF ALL CHALLENGES

ON “HELL’S KITCHEN”

TUESDAY, JUNE 17, ON FOX

 

The final four contestants prepare a specialty lunch for some surprise guests Chef Ramsay has invited to Hell’s Kitchen. When the doors open, 80 very hungry, very picky and very pregnant moms-to-be walk through the door! The ladies choose the best dish and send the winner on a $1000 shopping spree. The remaining chefs are forced to stay behind and clean up after the luncheon. During dinner service tempers flare and tension is high, and one contestant gets careless and burns Chef Ramsay’s hand, which sends Ramsay over the edge in the “4 Chefs Compete” episode of HELL’S KITCHEN airing Tuesday, June 17 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (HK-412) (TV-14 L)

 

Cast: Gordon Ramsay

 


 

WEDNESDAY, JUNE 18

 

 

**2-HOUR EPISODE**—“SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE”—Top 18 Perform—(8:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC

 

TOP 18 DANCERS PERFORM ON “SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE”

WEDNESDAY, JUNE 18, ON FOX

 

The search continues tonight for America’s favorite dancer when the Top 18 perform on SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE. See what happens when the best dancers skilled in everything from ballroom and ballet to salsa, swing, hip-hop and krumping, all compete to be named America’s Favorite Dancer. Watch and find out who impresses America and who falls flat on a two-hour episode of SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE airing Wednesday, June 18 (8:00-10:00PM ET/PT) on FOX. (DAN-413/414) (TV-PG D, L)

 

Host: Cat Deeley

 

THURSDAY, JUNE 19

 

 

--“ARE YOU SMARTER THAN A 5TH GRADER?”—(8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC

 

WILL SUMMER SCHOOL STUDENTS MAKE THE GRADE

“ARE YOU SMARTER THAN A 5th GRADER?”

THURSDAY, JUNE 19, ON FOX

 

Grownup contestants try to graduate toward the top prize of $1 million in this atypical quiz show that tests adults’ lack of knowledge – as revealed by how much they’ve forgotten since elementary school. Adults find themselves in a classroom setting, revisiting their youth, as they tackle subjects ranging from art to geography and math to social studies. Contestants are not alone, however; there is a way for them to “cheat” in this classroom. The adults have the opportunity to get help from real grade-schoolers, who will offer what they think is the correct a-n-s-w-e-r on Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader? airing Thursday, June 19 (8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (AYS-224) (TV-PG)

 

Host: Jeff Foxworthy

 


 

--“SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE”—2 of 18 Voted Off—(9:00-10:00 PM ET live/PT tape-delayed) CC

 

TWO CONTESTANTS ARE ELIMINATED LIVE

ON “SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE”

THURSDAY, JUNE 19, ON FOX

 

SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE continues its search for America’s favorite dancer tonight when two finalists are voted off. Watch some of the country’s best dancers, skilled in everything from jive and hip-hop to contemporary and jazz, test their luck with the judges and find out who will keep dancing and who will go home in the “2 of 18 Voted Off” episode of SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE airing Thursday, June 19 (9:00-10:00 PM ET live/PT tape-delayed) on FOX. (DAN-413A/414A) (TV-PG D, L)

 

Host: Cat Deeley

 

 

FRIDAY, JUNE 20

 

 

**FOX MOVIE SPECIAL**—“PLANET OF THE APES”-(8:00-10:30 PM ET/PT)-CC HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

 

ANIMALS RULE AND HUMANS ARE THE SUBJECTS

IN “THE PLANET OF THE APES”

FRIDAY, JUNE 20, ON FOX

 

Director Tim Burton (“Big Fish,” “Batman,” “Edward Scissorhands”) brings a fresh look to this remake of the classic story about an astronaut (Wahlberg) who crash lands on a planet where a highly developed ape society rules, while humans are in bondage and considered unintelligent. Don’t miss THE PLANET OF THE APES airing Friday, June 20 (8:00-10:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (FM-0412) (TV-PG L, V)

 

Cast: Mark Wahlberg as Captain Leo Davidson; Tim Roth as General Thade; Helena Bonham Carter as Ari; and Michael Clarke Duncan as Colonel Attar.

 

 


 

SATURDAY, JUNE 21

 

 

--“COPS: STUPID BEHAVIOR #2”—(8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) CC

 

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

SUSPECT INTERRUPTS DATE WITH A JOYRIDE

ON “COPS: STUPID BEHAVIOR #2”

SATURDAY, JUNE 21, ON FOX

 

Palm Beach County, FL, deputies search a suspicious vehicle in a parking lot that leads to a discovery of unexpected measures. Officers in Las Vegas respond to a call about a pickup truck driving the wrong way on a one-way street, as well as a call about a stolen vehicle where the driver claims he left his keys inside his sports car when he walked his date to the door on an all-new COPS: STUPID BEHAVIOR #2 airing Saturday, June 21 (8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (CP-2031) (TV-PG L)

 

 

--“COPS: COAST TO COAST”—(8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC

 

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

ARRESTS INVOLVING A GUN, FIST FIGHT AND DRUGS ARE CAPTURED

ON “COPS: COAST TO COAST”

SATURDAY, JUNE 21, ON FOX

 

When officers in Las Vegas respond to a shooting call at a hotel, the suspect gambles and leads a nighttime chase down local streets. Luck runs out for the suspect when the officers combine their evidence with victims’ details. In Spokane, WA, officers arrive at the volatile and violent scene of an assault involving two men. Officers in Portland, OR, follow a driver suspected of running drugs on COPS: COAST TO COAST airing Saturday, June 21 (8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (CP-2025) (TV-PG L)

 


 

--“AMERICA’S MOST WANTED: AMERICA FIGHTS BACK”—(9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC

 

“AMERICA’S MOST WANTED: AMERICA FIGHTS BACK”

CONTINUES ITS PURSUIT OF JUSTICE

SATURDAY, JUNE 21, ON FOX

 

AMERICA’S MOST WANTED: AMERICA FIGHTS BACK takes on the nation's hottest crime issues. This crime-fighting program focuses on capturing fugitives, protecting victims and empowering citizens within the criminal justice system. The series also takes an in-depth look at laws that harm victims, champions the cause of lawmakers fighting to protect victims' rights and presents news of recent captures, convictions and missing children cases. AMERICA’S MOST WANTED: AMERICA FIGHTS BACK airs Saturday, June 21 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (MW-2135) (TV-PG V)

 

Host: John Walsh

 

--“MADtv”—(11:00 PM-MIDNIGHT ET/PT) CC

 

DOMINIC MONAGHAN GETS LOST

ON MADtv SATURDAY, JUNE 21, ON FOX

 

Actor Dominic Monaghan (“Lost,” “Lord of the Rings”) joins the cast of MADtv to bring a touch of fantasy to parodies with Bobby Lee, Arden Myrin and Keegan-Michael Key on MADtv airing Saturday, June 21 (11:00 PM-Midnight ET/PT) on FOX. (MD-1315) (TV-14 D, L, V)

                                               

Cast: Crista Flanagan, Keegan-Michael Key, Bobby Lee, Michael McDonald, Arden Myrin, Nicole Parker, Jordan Peele, Johnny Sanchez III, Dan Oster and Daheli Hall.

 

Guest Cast: Dominic Monaghan

 

 

--“TALKSHOW WITH SPIKE FERESTEN”—(Midnight-12:30 AM ET/PT) CC

 

GET YOUR SPIKE ON!

“TALKSHOW WITH SPIKE FERESTEN”

SATURDAY, JUNE 21, ON FOX

 

TALKSHOW with Spike Feresten keeps you laughing until the wee hours of the morning with his hilarious in-studio guests and adventurous street sketches on TALKSHOW WITH SPIKE FERESTEN airing Saturday, June 21 (Midnight-12:30 AM ET/PT) on FOX.  (SPK-205) (TV-14 D, L)

 

Host: Spike Feresten

 

Guest Cast: Louis C.K.

 

 

 SUNDAY, JUNE 22

 
 

--“DON’T FORGET THE LYRICS!”—(7:00-8:00 PM ET/PT) CC

 

WILL CONTESTANTS BE “IN THE MONEY” WHEN THE MUSIC STOPS?

FIND OUT ON “DON’T FORGET THE LYRICS!”

SUNDAY, JUNE 22, ON FOX

 

We all think we know the words to popular songs, but when there’s a million dollars at stake, will contestants be able to keep singing when the music stops? Or will they be at a loss for words? On this exciting new game show, contestants choose songs from different genres, decades and musical artists. Then they take center stage to sing alongside the studio band as the lyrics are projected on screen but suddenly the music stops and the words disappear. Will the contestants belt out the correct missing lyric, or freeze under pressure? Wayne Brady hosts DON’T FORGET THE LYRICS! airing Sunday, June 22 (7:00-8:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (LYR-112) (TV-PG)

 

Host: Wayne Brady

 

 

 

--“THE SIMPSONS”—(8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) CC

 

LISA BECOMES ADDICTED TO SECONDHAND SMOKE

AND HOMER MANUFACTURES BEEF JERKY

ON “THE SIMPSONS” SUNDAY, JUNE 22, ON FOX

 

When Lisa convinces Marge to pursue her childhood dream of becoming a ballerina by auditioning for the Chazz Busby Ballet Academy, Chazz discovers Lisa’s natural talent and enrolls her in the academy instead. During a break from practice, Lisa inhales her fellow ballerinas’ cigarette smoke and attributes her improvement in ballet to smoking. Lisa soon becomes addicted to secondhand smoke, with no chance of quitting in sight. Meanwhile, Homer shows Bart his secret room where he manufactures beef jerky. When Homer realizes that a family of raccoons have made off with his beef, he decides to confront the animals in the “Smoke on the Daughter” episode of THE SIMPSONS airing Sunday, June 22 (8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (SI-1908) (TV-PG D, L, S, V)

 

Voice Cast: Dan Castellaneta as Homer Simpson; Julie Kavner as Marge Simpsons; Nancy Cartwright as Bart Simpson; Yeardley Smith as Lisa Simpson; Hank Azaria as Moe; Harry Shearer as Skinner; Pamela Hayden as Milhouse; Tress MacNeille as Ballerina; Russi Taylor as Martin

 

 


 

--“KING OF THE HILL”—(8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC

 

BOBBY, BOATS AND BATS….OH MY!

 ON “KING OF THE HILL”

SUNDAY, JUNE 22, ON FOX

 

Hank and Bobby get in some father/son bonding time when Hank dumps the old team of Dale, Bill and Boomhauer to help Bobby in a boat-building competition. During the building process, Hank gets spooked by bats that invade the construction garage, which turns Bobby into leading the building all alone in the “It Came From the Garage” episode of KING OF THE HILL airing Sunday, June 22 (8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (KH-1212) (TV-PG)

 

Voice Cast: Mike Judge as Hank Hill & Boomhauer; Kathy Najimy as Peggy Hill; Pamela S. Adlon as Bobby Hill; Brittany Murphy as Luanne; Tom Petty as Lucky; Johnny Hardwick as Dale and Stephen Root as Bill.

 

 

--“FAMILY GUY”—(9:00-9:30 PM ET/PT) CC

 

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

BRIAN HAS A BASTARD OF A SON

ON “FAMILY GUY”

SUNDAY, JUNE 22, ON FOX

 

Harvey Fierstein and Chace Crawford Make Guest-Voice Appearances

 

When Brian is afraid that he has lost his chance at love, he goes in search of a former flame Tracy (Harvey Fierstein) only to discover he is the father of her unruly son, Dylan. After Brian’s surprise visit, Tracy drops Dylan off at the Griffin’s so Brian can raise him. Subsequently, his new little angel begins terrorizing the Griffin household and Brian’s self-important attitude toward parenting infuriates Peter and Lois in “The Former Life of Brian” episode of FAMILY GUY airing Sunday, June 22 (9:00-9:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (FG-604) (TV-14 D, L, V)

 

Voice Cast: Seth MacFarlane as Peter Griffin, Stewie Griffin, Brian Griffin, and Quagmire; Alex Borstein as Lois Griffin; Seth Green as Chris Griffin and Dylan; Mila Kunis as Meg Griffin; Mike Henry as Cleveland.

 

Guest Voice Cast: Harvey Fierstein as Tracy; Chace Crawford as Boyfriend

 

 


 

--“AMERICAN DAD”—(9:30-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC

 

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

THE SMITH FAMILY GOES ON A CIA VACATION

ON “AMERICAN DAD”

SUNDAY, JUNE 22, ON FOX

 

When Francine discovers that all their family vacations have been artificial memories created by CIA so that Stan could ditch the family, she is fuming and demands a real vacation. However, when the vacation seems too good to be true, Francine is convinced it is also the work of the CIA and causes the family has to suffer the consequences. Meanwhile, Roger makes a desperate effort to be the greatest actor who ever lived in “The Vacation Goo” episode of AMERICAN DAD airing Sunday, June 22 (9:30-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (DAD-222) (TV-14 D, L, S, V)

 

Voice Cast: Seth MacFarlane as Stan Smith and Roger the Alien; Wendy Schaal as Francine Smith; Rachael MacFarlane as Hayley; Scott Grimes as Steve; and Dee Bradley Baker as Klaus.

 

 

 

 

 

SUNDAY, JUNE 8

 

 

--“DON’T FORGET THE LYRICS!”—(7:00-8:00 PM ET/PT) CC

 

GETTING TONGUE-TIED COULD COST YOU BIG

ON “DON’T FORGET THE LYRICS!”

SUNDAY, JUNE 8, ON FOX

 

We all think we know the words to popular songs, but when there’s a million dollars at stake, will contestants be able to keep singing when the music stops? Or will they be at a loss for words? On this exciting game show, contestants choose songs from different genres, decades and musical artists. Then they take center stage to sing alongside the studio band as the lyrics are projected on screen but suddenly the music stops and the words disappear. Will the contestants belt out the correct missing lyric, or freeze under pressure? Wayne Brady hosts DON’T FORGET THE LYRICS! airing Sunday, June 8 (7:00-8:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (LYR-110) (TV-PG)

 

Host: Wayne Brady

 

 

--“THE SIMPSONS”—(8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) CC

 

HOMER CHEATS ON HIS DIET

AND BART AND LISA TRY TO COVER UP A PRANK GONE WRONG

ON “THE SIMPSONS” SUNDAY, JUNE 8, ON FOX

 

Marge hires a nutritionist who puts Homer on a strict diet, but Homer decides to sneak in snacks and meals on the side. Marge becomes suspicious of Homer’s weight gain and calls the producers of “The Sneakers,” a take-off on “Cheaters.” Meanwhile, Bart and Lisa go bike-riding in Springfield National Park, where they run into Martin Prince and play a prank on him. Bart and Lisa are wracked with guilt when their prank goes terribly wrong, and they think they’re responsible for the accidental death of Martin Prince in the “Dial ‘N’ for Nerder” episode of THE SIMPSONS airing Sunday, June 8 (8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (SI-1907) (TV-PG D, S, V)

 

Voice Cast: Dan Castellaneta as Homer Simpson; Julie Kavner as Marge Simpsons; Nancy Cartwright as Bart Simpson; Yeardley Smith as Lisa Simpson; Hank Azaria as Moe; Harry Shearer as Skinner; Pamela Hayden as Jimbo; Tress MacNeille as Betsy; Russi Taylor as Martin; Marcia Wallace as Mrs. Krabappel

 

 


 

--“KING OF THE HILL”—(8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC

 

DECEIT DRIVES HANK TO DRASTIC MEASURES

ON “KING OF THE HILL”

SUNDAY, JUNE 8, ON FOX

 

Ted Danson and Fred Willard Make Guest-Voice Appearances

 

When Peggy needs a new car, Hank insists they buy from Tom Hammond (Ted Danson) his go-to salesman for 25 years. With her heart set on a convertible, Peggy begins the negotiation behind Hank’s back and gets the price down considerably. Hank catches her and agrees to buy the convertible, provided he can make the deal himself. Tom jacks the price back up to sticker and tells Hank he’s getting a deal. When Peggy discovers how much Hank paid, she realizes he’s been swindled on every car he’s ever bought. Hank finds out and vows to exact justice in the “The Accidental Terrorist” episode of KING OF THE HILL airing Sunday, June 8 (8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (KH-1204) (TV-PG L)

 

Voice Cast: Mike Judge as Hank Hill and Boomhauer, Kathy Najimy as Peggy Hill, Pamela S. Adlon as Bobby Hill, Brittany Murphy as Luanne, Tom Petty as Lucky, Johnny Hardwick as Dale, Stephen Root as Bill

 

Guest Voice Cast: Ted Danson as Tom Hammond, Fred Willard as Officer Brown

 

 

 

--“FAMILY GUY”—(9:00-9:30 PM ET/PT) CC

 

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

JOE CAN WALK!!!!

ON “FAMILY GUY”

SUNDAY, JUNE 8, ON FOX

 

Jennifer Tilly and Patrick Warburton Make Guest Voice Appearances

 

After Bonnie (Jennifer Tilly) tells Joe (Patrick Warburton) that she is tired of being married to a handicapped person, Joe decides to get a leg transplant. Excited about his new ability to walk, Joe dives head first into extreme sports and begins to hang around more active friends. Meanwhile, Peter and the guys are upset at how Joe is acting and decide to teach him a lesson. In doing so, they re-cripple him and he is back to normal in the “Believe It Or Not Joe’s Walking On Air” episode of FAMILY GUY Sunday, June 8 (9:00-9:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (FG-515) (TV-14 D, L, S, V)

 

Voice Cast: Seth MacFarlane as Peter Griffin, Stewie Griffin, Brian Griffin, and Quagmire; Alex Borstein as Lois Griffin; Seth Green as Chris Griffin; Mila Kunis as Meg Griffin; Mike Henry as Cleveland.

 

Guest Voice Cast: Jennifer Tilly as Bonnie and Patrick Warburton as Joe

 

 

 

--“AMERICAN DAD”—(9:30-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC

 

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

STEVE GOES NUTS

ON “AMERICAN DAD”

SUNDAY, JUNE 8, ON FOX

 

While researching a paper about George Washington Carver in celebration of Black History Month, Steve uncovers a conspiracy that’s been going on since the Civil War. When the curator of the Smithsonian Peanut Museum reaches out to tell Steve the truth, he's mysteriously murdered, and Steve and Stan are tracked by a secret society that will stop at nothing to keep this scandalous secret of American history in the "Black Mystery Month” episode of AMERICAN DAD airing Sunday, June 8 (9:30-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (DAD-220) (TV-14 D, S, V)

 

Voice Cast: Seth MacFarlane as Stan Smith and Roger the Alien; Wendy Schaal as Francine Smith; Rachael MacFarlane as Hayley; Scott Grimes as Steve; and Dee Bradley Baker as Klaus.

 

 

MONDAY, JUNE 9

 

--“BONES”—(8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

 

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

THE TEAM INVESTIGATES A MORBID MURDER

IN THE WORLD OF SEXUAL FETISHES

ON “BONES” MONDAY, JUNE 9, ON FOX

 

When an 11-year-old camper finds the decomposed body of a man in the woods, feet removed and arms bound, the team goes in to investigate. The autopsy leads Brennan and Booth to a lodge in Virginia not far from where the victim died. It turns out the lodge is used as a “Pony Play” S&M retreat where women act as jockeys and men act as their horses. Brennan and Booth’s questioning leads them to suspect a number of people, including the victim’s wife and his female “jockey” lover. However, Zack and Hodgins uncover evidence that makes deciphering the killer more difficult than initially expected. Meanwhile, Angela agrees to go under hypnosis in an effort to discover the name of her previous husband so that she can divorce the mystery man from her past and marry Hodgins, but she finds it difficult to fall under the hypnotist’s trance in the “Death in the Saddle” episode of BONES airing Monday, June 9 (8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (BON-302) (TV-14 D, L, S, V)

 

Cast: Emily Deschanel as Dr. Temperance Brennan; David Boreanaz as FBI Special Agent Seeley Booth; TJ Thyne as Dr. Jack Hodgins; Michaela Conlin as Angela Montenegro; Eric Millegan as Zack Addy; Tamara Taylor as Dr. Camille “Cam” Saroyan.

 

Guest Cast: Michael Cudlitz as Lucky; Jay Jablonski as Tom Mularz; Christina Cox as Annie Oakley; Anne-Marie Johnson as Dr. Jasper; Rik Young as Calvin ‘”Thor” Johnson; Bess Meyer as Alice Milner; Bashir Salahuddin as Counselor; Dave Marlin as Aaron; Miles Heizer as Joey.

 

 

--“HOUSE”—(9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

 

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

House auditions potential new team members

and treats a female astronaut who sees what she hears

on “house” MONDAY, JUNE 9, on fox

 

House has relented in regard to interviewing potential team members, but he’s doing it his own way. He has called in all 40 applicants for the open spots on his team (including guest stars Olivia Wilde, Kal Penn, Peter Jacobson, Anne Dudek and Edi Gathegi), each numbered individually by runners’ bibs, and puts them to the test in a Darwinian trial period. As he drills the fellows and arbitrarily fires some along the way, he is approached by a fighter pilot named Greta, a candidate for NASA’s astronaut training program. Greta suffers from a neurological disorder in which she is converting visual images to sound, or hearing with her eyes. Knowing that NASA would reject any possibility of her becoming an astronaut if they knew of her problem, Greta begs House to treat her in secret. Keeping her identity private, House takes the case to his fellowship candidates and pits them against one another to come up with an accurate diagnosis. Meanwhile, House is ruffled when he thinks he sees Cameron, Chase and Foreman in the hospital hallways in “The Right Stuff” episode of HOUSE airing Monday, June 9 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (HOU-402) (TV-14 D)

 

Cast: Hugh Laurie as Dr. Gregory House; Lisa Edelstein as Dr. Lisa Cuddy; Omar Epps as Dr. Eric Foreman; Robert Sean Leonard as Dr. James Wilson; Jennifer Morrison as Dr. Allison Cameron; Jesse Spencer as Dr. Robert Chase

 

Guest Cast: Essence Atkins as Greta; Anne Dudek as Amber; Olivia Wilde as Thirteen; Peter Jacobson as Taub; Kal Penn as Kutner; Heather Fox as Ashka; Jonathan Sadowski as Mason; Carmen Argenziano as Henry; Edi Gathegi as Cole; Jason Manuel Olazábal as O’Reilly; Andy Comeau as Brennan; Meera Simhan as Jody; Melinda Dahl as Twin 15A; Caitlin Dahl as Twin 15B; Kathryn Adams as Number 23; Larkin Campbell as Dave; Jaimarie Bjorge as Beautiful Doctor; Bobbin Bergstrom as Nurse

 

 

 


 

TUESDAY, JUNE 10

 

 

--“THE MOMENT OF TRUTH”—(8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC

 

THE HOT SEAT GETS EVEN HOTTER THIS SUMMER

ON THE MOMENT OF TRUTH” TUESDAY, JUNE 10, ON FOX

 

THE MOMENT OF TRUTH, the game show that puts participants to the test – the lie detector test – to reveal whether or not they are telling the truth for a chance to win half a million dollars. Participants answer 21 increasingly personal questions honestly, as determined by a polygraph, to win the money. Prior to playing, participants are strapped to a lie detector and asked a series of questions by a polygraph expert, who records their answers. Of course, the questions are easier when the stakes are low – but as the prize amount increases, they will be challenged to fess up to matters they might normally lie about. The touchier questions could be especially difficult because participants reveal their answers in front of spouses, relatives and friends, hanging on every word. What deep dark secret will someone divulge for hundreds of thousands of dollars on THE MOMENT OF TRUTH airing Tuesday, June 10 (8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (MOT-113) (TV-14 D)

 

Host: Mark L. Walberg

 

 

 

--“HELL’S KITCHEN”—(9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC

 

CLASS IS IN SESSION

ON “HELL’S KITCHEN”

TUESDAY, JUNE 10, ON FOX

 

Top Chefs Mark Peele and Ben Ford Appear

 

Chef Ramsay challenges the chefs to teach cooking-impaired housewives how to create a gourmet meal. While the losers are forced to clean the kitchen, the winner is treated to a one-on-one course with two world-renowned chefs: Mark Peele and Ben Ford. The remaining five chefs then face a hectic night as they struggle to balance a dozen appetizers, entrees and desserts. Who will be the newest drop-out? Find out when “5 Chefs Compete” on HELL’S KITCHEN airing Tuesday, June 10 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (HK-411) (TV-14 L)

 

Cast: Gordon Ramsay

 

 

 


 

WEDNESDAY, JUNE 11

 

 

**2-HOUR EPISODE**—“SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE”—Top 20 Perform (8:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC

 

TOP 20 PERFORM ON “SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE”

WEDNESDAY, JUNE 11, ON FOX

 

The top 20 dancers perform for the first time on SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE, the series that has America on its feet. Dancers must impress the judges with their moves and rigorous routines in order to remain in the competition. See who struts into the judges’ hearts and who trips up on SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE airing Wednesday, June 11 (8:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (DAN-411/412) (TV-PG D, L)

 

Host: Cat Deeley

 

 

 

THURSDAY, JUNE 12

 

 

--“ARE YOU SMARTER THAN A 5TH GRADER?”—(8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC

 

WILL CONTESTANTS MAKE THE GRADE

ON “ARE YOU SMARTER THAN A 5th GRADER?”

THURSDAY, JUNE 12, ON FOX

 

Grownup contestants try to graduate toward the top prize of $1 million in this atypical quiz show that tests adults’ lack of knowledge – as revealed by how much they’ve forgotten since elementary school. Adults find themselves in a classroom setting, revisiting their youth, as they tackle subjects ranging from art to geography and math to social studies. Contestants are not alone, however; there is a way for them to “cheat” in this classroom. The adults have the opportunity to get help from real grade-schoolers, who will offer what they think is the correct a-n-s-w-e-r on Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader? airing Thursday, June 12 (8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (AYS-230) (TV-PG)

 

Host: Jeff Foxworthy

 

Contact: Josh Governale  310-369-7455  josh.governale@fox.com

 

 


 

--“SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE”—2 of 20 Voted Off—(9:00-10:00 PM ET live/PT tape-delayed) CC

 

TWO CONTESTANTS ARE ELIMINATED

ON “SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE”

THURSDAY, JUNE 12, ON FOX

 

It's elimination night on SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE and two dancers will be sent home. Who will make the cut and continue on the road to the search for America's favorite dancer? Watch and find out as Cat Deeley announces the results Thursday, June 12 (9:00-10:00PM ET live/PT tape-delayed) on FOX. (DAN-411A/412A) (TV-PG D, L)

 

Host: Cat Deeley

 

 

 

FRIDAY, JUNE 13

 

 

**FOX MOVIE SPECIAL**—“HOLLYWOOD HOMICIDE”—(8:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

 

HARRISON FORD AND JOSH HARTNETT PROTECT THE CITY OF ANGELS

IN “HOLLYWOOD HOMICIDE”

FRIDAY, JUNE 13, ON FOX

 

Veteran police detective Joe Gavilan (Harrison Ford) and his rookie partner, K.C. Calden (Josh Hartnett), have a major murder case to solve, one that involves infiltrating the dangerous world of the hip-hop recording industry. But between Joe’s side real estate business and K.C.’s acting dream, juggling two careers and a murder investigation proves to be a comical adventure. Will these two stay alive long enough to catch their big breaks? Don’t miss HOLLYWOOD HOMICIDE airing Friday, June 13 (8:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (FM-0802) (TV-PG D, L, V)

 

Cast: Harrison Ford as Sgt. Joe Gavilan; Josh Hartnett as Det. K.C. Calden; Isaiah Washington as Antoine Sartain; Lena Olin as Ruby; Bruce Greenwood as Lt. Bennie Macko; Lolita Davidovich as Cleo Ricard; Keith David as Leon; Master P as Julius Armus and Gladys Knight as Olivia Robidoux

 

 

 

 


 

SATURDAY, JUNE 14

 

--“COPS: WHAT WERE THEY THINKING? #2”—(8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) CC

 

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

SHIFTY BEHAVIOR CUFFS SUSPECTS ON

 “COPS: WHAT WERE THEY THINKING? # 2”

SATURDAY, JUNE 14, ON FOX

 

Officers in Palm Beach County, FL, encounter an armed robbery suspect “sleeping” in the woods. When officers in Las Vegas, NV, respond to a home invasion call, they soon discover the suspect may be no stranger to the victim. Officers in Rialto, CA find a man on parole for involuntary manslaughter suspected of drug possession and dealing on all-new COPS: WHAT WERE THEY THINKING? #2 on Saturday, June 14 (8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (CP-2030) (TV-PG L)

 

 

 

--“COPS: COAST TO COAST”—(8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC

 

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

DRUNK, DISTURBING BEHAVIOR CAPTURED ON

“COPS: COAST TO COAST”

SATURDAY, JUNE 14, ON FOX

 

When officers in Rialto, CA, respond to a disturbance call, an intoxicated suspect attempts to flee on foot. In Las Vegas, officers conduct a bait car operation, and when the suspect drives off in the vehicle, a chase ensues through a crowded casino parking lot. Also featured are officers in Wichita, KS, arrive at the scene of a domestic disturbance where it’s very apparent that there’s been physical violence on COPS: COAST TO COAST airing Saturday, June 14 (8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (CP-2018) (TV-PG L)

 

 

 

--“AMERICA’S MOST WANTED: AMERICA FIGHTS BACK”—(9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC

 

“AMERICA’S MOST WANTED: AMERICA FIGHTS BACK”

CONTINUES ITS PURSUIT OF JUSTICE

SATURDAY, JUNE 14, ON FOX

 

AMERICA’S MOST WANTED: AMERICA FIGHTS BACK takes on the nation's hottest crime issues. This crime-fighting program focuses on capturing fugitives, protecting victims and empowering citizens within the criminal justice system. The series also takes an in-depth look at laws that harm victims, champions the cause of lawmakers fighting to protect victims' rights and presents news of recent captures, convictions and missing children cases. AMERICA’S MOST WANTED: AMERICA FIGHTS BACK airs Saturday, June 14 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (MW-2134) (TV-14 V)

 

Host: John Walsh

 


 

--“MADtv”—(11:00 PM-Midnight ET/PT) CC

 

NEIL PATRICK HARRIS JOINS THE LATE-NIGHT CREW

ON “MADtv” SATURDAY, JUNE 14, ON FOX

 

Actor Neil Patrick Harris joins Michael McDonald for fan-favorite sketch “Mannequin vs. Mannequin,” while newcomer Dan Oster plays Mark L. Walberg on MADtv’s version of FOX’s THE MOMENT OF TRUTH starring Bobby Lee as Connie Chung and Michael McDonald as Maury Povich. Lee also appears as Kim Jong II in a parody of the popular music video supporting Barack Obama called “You I Can” on MADtv airing Saturday, June 14 (11:00 PM-Midnight ET/PT) on FOX. (MD-1314) (TV-14 L, V)

                                               

Cast: Crista Flanagan, Keegan-Michael Key, Bobby Lee, Michael McDonald, Arden Myrin, Nicole Parker, Jordan Peele, Johnny Sanchez III, Dan Oster and Daheli Hall.

 

Guest Cast: Neil Patrick Harris

  

 

--“TALKSHOW WITH SPIKE FERESTEN”—(Midnight-12:30 AM ET/PT) CC

 

GEORGE WALLACE BRINGS LAUGHS TO LATE-NIGHT

ON “TALKSHOW WITH SPIKE FERESTEN”

     SATURDAY, JUNE 14, ON FOX

 

Comic actor George Wallace (“The Ladykillers” “George Wallace: Large and in Charge”) makes a special guest appearance to chat about his new show in Las Vegas. TALKSHOW features trademark sketches on TALKSHOW WITH SPIKE FERESTEN Saturday, June 14 (Midnight-12:30 AM ET/PT) on FOX. (SPK-214) (TV-14 D, L) 

 

Host: Spike Feresten

 

Guest: George Wallace

 

 

 


 

SUNDAY, JUNE 15

 

 

--“DON’T FORGET THE LYRICS!”—(7:00-8:00 PM ET/PT) CC

 

HOW WELL DO YOU KNOW THE WORDS TO YOUR FAVORITE SONGS?

FIND OUT ON “DON’T FORGET THE LYRICS!”

SUNDAY, JUNE 15, ON FOX

 

We all think we know the words to popular songs, but when there’s a million dollars at stake, will contestants be able to keep singing when the music stops? Or will they be at a loss for words? On this exciting new game show, contestants choose songs from different genres, decades and musical artists. Then they take center stage to sing alongside the studio band as the lyrics are projected on screen but suddenly the music stops and the words disappear. Will the contestants belt out the correct missing lyric, or freeze under pressure? Wayne Brady hosts DON’T FORGET THE LYRICS! Sunday, June 15 (7:00-8:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (LYR-111) (TV-PG)

 

Host: Wayne Brady

 

 

 

--“THE SIMPSONS”—(8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) CC

 

HOMER AND MARGE HELP A FORMER COUNTRY MUSIC STAR

PAY OFF HER DEBT TO SOCIETY

ON “THE SIMPSONS” SUNDAY, JUNE 15, ON FOX

 

Beverly D’Angelo and the Dixie Chicks Make Guest-Voice Appearances

 

When Mayor Quimby realizes the city of Springfield has gone broke, Homer suggests they feign a natural disaster in order to obtain relief funds from the federal government. When the plan goes awry, Lisa goes through the town’s financial records only to discover millions in uncollected city taxes. Springfield hits up its most notorious tax evaders, and Lurleen Lumpkin, a country music star Homer once managed, remains the last outstanding debtor. As Springfieldians scour the city to find her, Marge reluctantly permits the fugitive to stay with the family, creating a very interesting dynamic in the Simpson household in the “Papa Don’t Leach” episode of THE SIMPSONS airing Sunday, June 15 (8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (SI-1909) (TV-PG D, V)

 

Voice Cast: Dan Castellaneta as Homer Simpson; Julie Kavner as Marge Simpsons; Nancy Cartwright as Bart Simpson; Yeardley Smith as Lisa Simpson; Hank Azaria as Moe; Harry Shearer as Ned Flanders; Pamela Hayden as Emily Robison; Russi Taylor as Martin

 

Guest Voice Cast: Beverly D’Angelo as Lurleen; Dixie Chicks as themselves

 

 

 


 

--“KING OF THE HILL”—(8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC

 

FIFTEEN CANDLES AND HIPSTER HOMES

ON “KING OF THE HILL”

SUNDAY, JUNE 15, ON FOX

 

Enrique encourages his daughter, Inez, to ask Hank to speak at her Quinceañera and Hank reluctantly agrees to her request. He starts spending time with Inez so he has something to write about in his speech. Hank begs Peggy to accompany him on his first visit, so Peggy meets Hank at Enrique’s with a real-estate client waiting in the car, a 30-year-old hipster who hasn’t been satisfied with any of the homes he’s been shown. The hipster becomes enchanted with Enrique’s Mexican neighborhood, and Peggy closes a deal with him. But when a slew of hipsters follow and buy up homes in the neighborhood, the fruit stands and Goodwill clothing stores are soon replaced by trendy salons and art galleries. At the Quinceañera, Enrique publicly blames Peggy for the gentrification of his neighborhood and explains that the rent on his home has skyrocketed such that they will have to move. Feeling horrible, Peggy tricks the hipsters into believing that the simpler, down-home folks of Arlen (like Dale and Boomhauer) are moving into the neighborhood and the hipsters soon move out. Enrique’s neighborhood is restored to its former glory and Enrique is able to buy his home in the “Lady and Gentrification” episode of KING OF THE HILL airing Sunday, June 15 (8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (KH-1205) (TV-PG)

 

Voice Cast: Mike Judge as Hank Hill & Boomhauer; Kathy Najimy as Peggy Hill; Pamela S. Adlon as Bobby Hill; Brittany Murphy as Luanne; Tom Petty as Lucky; Johnny Hardwick as Dale and Stephen Root as Bill.

 

 

 

--“FAMILY GUY”—(9:00-9:30 PM ET/PT) CC

 

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

SHIVER ME TIMBERS ON “FAMILY GUY”

SUNDAY, JUNE 15, ON FOX

 

Amanda Bynes Makes a Guest-Voice Appearance

 

Yo ho ho! It’s a pirate’s life for Peter when he gets a pet parrot. But after raising hell in Quahog and terrorizing the neighbors, Peter accidentally kills his beloved pet. Meanwhile, Chris goes with Brian to the vet and falls for the lovely intern Anna (guest voice Amanda Bynes) in the “Long John Peter” episode of FAMILY GUY airing Sunday, June 15 (9:00-9:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (FG-606) (TV-14 D, L, V)

 

Voice Cast: Seth MacFarlane as Peter Griffin, Stewie Griffin, Brian Griffin, and Quagmire; Alex Borstein as Lois Griffin; Seth Green as Chris Griffin and Dylan; Mila Kunis as Meg Griffin; Mike Henry as Cleveland.

 

Guest Voice Cast: Amanda Bynes as Anna

 

 

 

--“AMERICAN DAD”—(9:30-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC

 

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

STAN TAKES ON THE LIFE OF A BACHELOR

ON “AMERICAN DAD”

SUNDAY, JUNE 15, ON FOX

 

When Stan discovers that Francine has a secret sex garden, he feels like their marriage might be on shaky ground. Hoping to rekindle the romance, Francine insists on a divorce so that Stan can experience life as a bachelor again, and both learn a valuable lesson in love. Meanwhile, Steve becomes addicted to an energy drink and finds himself panhandling in the streets to support his habit in the “When a Stan Loves a Woman” episode of AMERICAN DAD Sunday, June 15 (9:30-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (DAD-223) (TV-14 D, L, S, V)

 

Voice Cast: Seth MacFarlane as Stan Smith and Roger the Alien; Wendy Schaal as Francine Smith; Rachael MacFarlane as Hayley; Scott Grimes as Steve; and Dee Bradley Baker as Klaus.

 

 

 

 

 

SUNDAY, JUNE 1

 

 

**TIME PERIOD PREMIERE**—“DON’T FORGET THE LYRICS!”— (7:00-8:00 PM ET/PT) CC

 

THE HIGH-STAKES KARAOKE HEATS UP

ON “DON’T FORGET THE LYRICS!”

SUNDAY, JUNE 1, ON FOX

 

We all think we know the words to popular songs, but when there’s a million dollars at stake, will contestants be able to keep singing when the music stops? Or will they be at a loss for words? On this exciting new game show, contestants choose songs from different genres, decades and musical artists. Then they take center stage to sing alongside the studio band as the lyrics are projected on screen, but suddenly the music stops and the words disappear. Will the contestants belt out the correct missing lyric or freeze under pressure? Wayne Brady hosts DON’T FORGET THE LYRICS! airing Sunday, June 1 (7:00-8:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (LYR-108) (TV-PG)

 

Host: Wayne Brady

  

--“THE SIMPSONS”—(8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) CC

 

BART HAS TO FIGURE OUT WHO THE SNITCH IS

ON “THE SIMPSONS” SUNDAY, JUNE 1, ON FOX

 

When a new, tough-looking kid at school named Donny teams up with Bart to help him carry out his pranks, Bart thinks he has found his ultimate partner in crime. However, when Bart’s seemingly fool-proof pranks begin to backfire, Groundskeeper Willie warns Bart that he smells a rat in Bart’s group of friends. With Principal Skinner on his case and the possibility of expulsion on the horizon, Bart must figure out who he can trust and who he must get rid of before it is too late. Meanwhile, Homer receives a fancy loaner car after Marge damages their old car in an accident, and he grows extremely attached to his new set of luxury wheels in “The Debarted” episode of THE SIMPSONS airing Sunday, June 1 (8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (SI-1906) (TV-PG D, S, V)

 

Voice Cast: Dan Castellaneta as Homer Simpson; Julie Kavner as Marge Simpson; Nancy Cartwright as Bart Simpson; Yeardley Smith as Lisa Simpson; Hank Azaria as Moe; Harry Shearer as Skinner; Pamela Hayden as Milhouse; Tress MacNeille as Dolph

 

Guest Voice Cast: Topher Grace as Donny; Terry Gross as herself; Marcia Wallace as Mrs. Krabapple

  

--“KING OF THE HILL”—(8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC

 

DALE SABOTAGES LOVE

ON “KING OF THE HILL”

SUNDAY, JUNE 1, ON FOX

 

Melinda Clarke (“The O.C.”) Makes Guest-Voice Appearance

 

Bill becomes involved with a single mother, Charlene (Clarke) who has returned to Arlen after being away for some years. When Charlene introduces her two children to Hank, Dale and Boomhauer, Dale immediately dislikes her oldest, Kate. He confides in Hank that he thinks something is wrong with Kate and that he intends to get to the bottom of it. When he discovers similarities between Kate’s DNA and Joseph’s, his son, and realizes that they are half-siblings. Not wanting Bill to raise his daughter, Dale tries to sabotage his relationship by asking John Redcorn to seduce Charlene. Charlene and John have an affair while Bill takes care of Charlene’s kids. After weeks, with no break up of Charlene and Bill in sight, Dale reveals to Bill what he’s discovered and blows the whistle on John and Charlene in the “Untitled Blake McCormick Project” episode of KING OF THE HILL airing Sunday, June 1 (8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (KH-1203) (TV-PG D, L)

 

Voice Cast: Mike Judge as Hank Hill & Boomhauer; Kathy Najimy as Peggy Hill; Pamela S. Adlon as Bobby Hill; Brittany Murphy as Luanne; Tom Petty as Lucky; Johnny Hardwick as Dale and Stephen Root as Bill.

 

Guest Voice Cast: Melinda Clarke

  

--“FAMILY GUY”—(9:00-9:30 PM ET/PT) CC

 

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

PETER HAS A STROKE OF GENIUS

ON “FAMILY GUY”

SUNDAY, JUNE 1, ON FOX

 

Ricardo Montalban Makes Guest-Voice Appearance

 

Peter decides to grow a moustache, but then he’s mistaken for a fireman (because they all have moustaches), so he lends a hand when a fire breaks out at a local fast food restaurant. The owner gives him unlimited burgers as a “thank you” but he eats so many that he eventually has a stroke. When Peter recovers, he vows to expose the fast-food company and becomes friends with a genetically engineered cow (Montalban) he meets after infiltrating the McBurgertown warehouse in the “McStroke” episode of FAMILY GUY airing Sunday, June 1 (9:00-9:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (FG-519) (TV-14 D, L, S, V)

 

Voice Cast: Seth MacFarlane as Peter Griffin, Stewie Griffin, Brian Griffin, and Quagmire; Alex Borstein as Lois Griffin; Seth Green as Chris Griffin; Mila Kunis as Meg Griffin; Mike Henry as Cleveland.

 

Guest Voice Cast: Ricardo Montalban as the Cow

 

--“AMERICAN DAD”—(9:30-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC

 

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

STEVE AND ROGER TAKE ON THE BIG APPLE

ON “AMERICAN DAD”

SUNDAY, JUNE 1, ON FOX

 

Jon Stewart Makes Guest-Voice Appearance

 

Roger and Steve set their sights on fame and fortune in New York City, but it doesn’t take long for Roger to lose everything on Wall Street. Steve contemplates prostitution after Jon Stewart shoots down his comedy routine. The family is certain the two have just run away to the tree house, so when it explodes in a lightning storm, they are devastated but console themselves with Steve’s college fund in the “Irregarding Steve” episode of AMERICAN DAD airing Sunday, June 1 (9:30-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (DAD-212) (TV-14 D, L, S, V)

 

Voice Cast: Seth MacFarlane as Stan Smith, Roger the Alien and Franz; Wendy Schaal as Francine Smith; Rachael MacFarlane as Hayley; Scott Grimes as Steve; and Dee Bradley Baker as Klaus

 

Guest Voice Cast: John Krasinski as Gilbert Squirrel; Johnny Galecki as Arnie Squirrel; Rusty Schwimmer as Mama Squirrel; Leslie Jordan as Beauregard; and Jon Stewart as himself

  

 

 

MONDAY, JUNE 2

 

 

--“BONES”—(8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

 

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

THE TEAM TRACKS A SERIAL KILLER ON “BONES”

MONDAY, JUNE 2, ON FOX

 

A group of teenagers are driving on the freeway when a skull smashes through their windshield. At the Jeffersonian lab, Brennan tests out a young forensic anthropologist to replace Zack, who has left for Iraq, and she and Cam examine the skull in question. They find it has marks made by human teeth, suggesting cannibalism. The team identifies the victim, a known violin protégé who disappeared after a concert. On a quest to find out what happened to him, Brennan and Booth go into the field. A trail of suspects leads them to a strange cannibalistic society, and the team must string together a gruesome and cryptic series of crimes – provided that Brennan and Booth can survive the newfound tension between them. Meanwhile, Cam suggests that Angela hire a private investigator to track down her ex-husband so she can annul her previous marriage and marry Hodgins, a task easier said than done in “The Widow’s Son in the Windshield” episode of BONES airing Monday, June 2 (8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (BON-301) (TV-14 D, L, S, V)

 

Cast: Emily Deschanel as Dr. Temperance Brennan; David Boreanaz as FBI Special Agent Seeley Booth; TJ Thyne as Dr. Jack Hodgins; Michaela Conlin as Angela Montenegro; Eric Millegan as Zack Addy; Tamara Taylor as Dr. Camille “Cam” Saroyan.

 

Guest Cast: Patricia Belcher as Ausa Caroline Julian; Eugene Byrd as Clark Edison; Nathan Dean as FBI Agent Charlie Burns; Suzanne Ford as Rona Sumner; Michael Canavan as Leo Sumner; Raphael Sbarge as Doug Doyley; Andrew James Allen as Jason Harkness; Cynthia Preston as Amelia Trattner; J. Skylar Testa as Sk8r Driver; Robin Hines as Sk8r Gurl; Adam Weisman as Sk8r Boy; Dwayne Macopson as D.C. Beat Cop; Zev McAllister as Gavin Nichols.

  

 

--“HOUSE”—(9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

 

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

WITHOUT THE HELP OF A TEAM, HOUSE SCRAMBLES

TO DIAGNOSE A WOMAN AFTER A BUILDING COLLAPSES ON HER

ON “HOUSE” MONDAY, JUNE 2, ON FOX

 

When an office building collapses, House has to work fast to diagnose a young woman, Megan, who survived the disaster. Due to her injuries, Megan’s only form of communication is blinking. House, without a team since Foreman and Cameron quit and he fired Chase, talks through his ideas with a janitor at the hospital. As Megan’s condition worsens, Cuddy puts pressure on House to hire a new team, but House defiantly ignores her, and Wilson resorts to desperate measures and hits House where he knows it will hurt. As House persists in diagnosing Megan by himself, he realizes that the case is not what it appears, and that solitude may not be the answer in the “Alone” episode of HOUSE airing Monday, June 2 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (HOU-401) (TV-14 D, L)

 

Cast: Hugh Laurie as Dr. Gregory House; Lisa Edelstein as Dr. Lisa Cuddy; Omar Epps as Dr. Eric Foreman; Robert Sean Leonard as Dr. James Wilson; Jennifer Morrison as Dr. Allison Cameron; Jesse Spencer as Dr. Robert Chase.

 

Guest Cast: Liliya Toneva as Liz; Kay Lenz as Mrs. Bradberry; Conor Dubin as Ben; Bevin Prince as Megan; Pat Millicano as Leon; Kathryn Adams as Young Doctor; Ken Takemoto as Sam Lee; Leo Vargas as Male Nurse; Maurice Godin as Dr. Hourani; Xhercis as Imelda; Shannon McClung as Doug; Bobbin Bergstrom as Nurse.

 

TUESDAY, JUNE 3

 

--“THE MOMENT OF TRUTH”—(8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC

 

THE HOT SEAT GETS EVEN HOTTER THIS SUMMER

ON THE MOMENT OF TRUTH” TUESDAY, JUNE 3, ON FOX

 

THE MOMENT OF TRUTH, the game show that puts participants to the test – the lie detector test – to reveal whether or not they are telling the truth for a chance to win half a million dollars. Participants answer 21 increasingly personal questions honestly, as determined by a polygraph, to win the money. Prior to playing, participants are strapped to a lie detector and asked a series of questions by a polygraph expert, who records their answers. Of course, the questions are easier when the stakes are low – but as the prize amount increases, they will be challenged to fess up to matters they might normally lie about. The touchier questions could be especially difficult because participants reveal their answers in front of spouses, relatives and friends, hanging on every word. What deep dark secret will someone divulge for hundreds of thousands of dollars on the season premiere of THE MOMENT OF TRUTH airing Tuesday, June 3 (8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (MOT-112) (TV-14 D)

 

Host: Mark L. Walberg

 

 

--“HELL’S KITCHEN”—(9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC

 

TWO TEAMS BECOME ONE AND CHEFS ARE ON THEIR OWN

ON “HELL’S KITCHEN” TUESDAY, JUNE 3, ON FOX

 

Chef Ramsay takes the contestants to the future location of The London West Hollywood to give them inspiration as their quest to win the coveted prize continues. When they get back to the kitchen, it’s all business as two teams become one. Each chef is given one main ingredient and must create a dish suitable to the palate of Chef Ramsay. During dinner service, things heat up and the contestants are pushed to the limit -- one chef accidentally burns the rice, another chef burns a hand and the medic is called to the kitchen yet again! Things continue to go downhill, and the chefs have trouble getting food out to the patrons in the “6 Chefs Compete” episode of HELL’S KITCHEN airing Tuesday, June 3 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (HK-410) (TV-14 L)

 

Cast: Gordon Ramsay

 


 

WEDNESDAY, JUNE 4

 

 

**2-HOUR EPISODE**—“SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE”—(8:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC

 

AUDITIONS CONTINUE ON “SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE”

WEDNESDAY, JUNE 4, ON FOX

 

The grueling first round of auditions wraps up on SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE, the series that has America on its feet. Dancers must impress the judges with their moves and rigorous routines in order to remain in the competition. See who struts into the producers’ hearts and who trips up on SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE airing Wednesday, June 4 (8:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (DAN-407/408) (TV-PG D, L)

 

Host: Cat Deeley

 

THURSDAY, JUNE 5

 

[EDITOR’S NOTE: ARE YOU SMARTER THAN A 5TH GRADER? is preempted this night.]

 

**2-HOUR EPISODE**—“SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE”—Las Vegas Callbacks—(8:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC

 

CONTESTANTS HEAT UP SIN CITY ON

“SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE”

THURSDAY, JUNE 5, ON FOX

 

The search continues tonight for America’s favorite dancer when SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE lands in Las Vegas for callbacks. See what happens when the best dancers skilled in everything from ballroom and ballet to salsa, jive, hip-hop and krumping all compete to be named America’s favorite dancer. Watch and find out who strikes it rich in Vegas and who goes for broke when the Top 20 are chosen in the “Las Vegas Callbacks” episode of SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE airing Thursday, June 5 (8:00-10:00PM ET/PT) on FOX. (DAN-409/410) (TV-PG D, L)

 

Host: Cat Deeley


 

FRIDAY, JUNE 6

 

 

**FOX MOVIE SPECIAL**—“WHITE CHICKS”—(8:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

 

TWO FBI AGENTS GO UNDERCOVER

AS WEALTHY HOTEL HEIRESSES IN “WHITE CHICKS”

FRIDAY, JUNE 6, ON FOX

 

FBI Agents Kevin and Marcus Copeland (Shawn and Marlon Wayans) are assigned to protect two socialite sisters from a kidnapping plot by escorting them to the Hamptons, but when the sisters refuse to leave their NY apartment, the brothers decide to go undercover – as the sisters themselves! Entering the world of high society takes them on a hilarious romp through social rivalries, slumber parties, wealthy suitors and mastering the requisite haute couture fashion and girl-talk. Don’t miss WHITE CHICKS airing Friday, June 6 (8:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (FM-0709) (TV-14 D, L, V)

 

Cast: Shawn Wayans as Kevin Copeland; Marlon Wayans as Marcus Copeland; Jaime King as Heather Vandergeld; Frankie Faison as Chief Elliot Gordon; Lochlyn Munro as Agent Jake Harper; John Heard as Warren Vandergeld.

 

 

SATURDAY, JUNE 7

 

 

--“COPS: WHAT WERE THEY THINKING #1”—(8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) CC

 

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

K-9 UNIT, HIT AND RUN AND DRUG BUST

ON “COPS: WHAT WERE THEY THINKING #1” SATURDAY, JUNE 7, ON FOX

 

When officers in Portland, OR, are dispatched on a hit and run call, a K-9 unit sniffs out the suspect. In Las Vegas, a man on a bike is stopped, but during questioning, a vehicle crashes nearby and the man takes off. Officers pursue the vehicle and the suspects. Deputies in Leon County, FL, question the driver of a suspicious vehicle and a routine search of the vehicle turns up a not-so-routine discovery in the all-new COPS: WHAT WERE THEY THINKING #1 airing Saturday, June 7 (8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (CP-2021) (TV-PG L)

 


 

--“COPS: COAST TO COAST”—(8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC

 

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

DUI, DRUGS AND DISTURBANCE CAPTURED

ON “COPS: COAST TO COAST”

SATURDAY, JUNE 7, ON FOX

 

When a DUI suspect in Leon County, FL, is pulled over, officers discover the suspect is concealing more than his sobriety. Members of the Portland, OR, Street Crimes Unit make a drug bust in a city park. In Cincinnati, officers respond to public disturbance involving two men fist fighting on COPS: COAST TO COAST airing Saturday, June 7 (8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (CP-2020) (TV-PG L)

  

--“AMERICA’S MOST WANTED: AMERICA FIGHTS BACK”—(9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC

 

“AMERICA’S MOST WANTED: AMERICA FIGHTS BACK”

CONTINUES ITS PURSUIT OF JUSTICE

SATURDAY, JUNE 7, ON FOX

 

AMERICA’S MOST WANTED: AMERICA FIGHTS BACK takes on the nation's hottest crime issues. This crime-fighting program focuses on capturing fugitives, protecting victims and empowering citizens within the criminal justice system. The series also takes an in-depth look at laws that harm victims, champions the cause of lawmakers fighting to protect victims' rights and presents news of recent captures, convictions and missing children cases. AMERICA’S MOST WANTED: AMERICA FIGHTS BACK airs Saturday, June 7 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (MW-2133) (TV-PG V)

 

Host: John Walsh

 

--“MADtv”—(11:00 PM-MIDNIGHT ET/PT) CC

 

KAT VON D JOINS THE CAST

ON “MADtv” SATURDAY, JUNE 7, ON FOX

 

Star of her own reality series, Kat Von D (“LA Ink”) joins the cast to play “WingWoman.” Meanwhile, Arden, Nicole and Crista go brunette in a parody of the reality series “Keeping Up with the Kardashians” on MADtv airing Saturday, June 7 (11:00 PM-Midnight ET/PT) on FOX. (MD-1313) (TV-14 D, L)

                                               

Cast: Crista Flanagan, Keegan-Michael Key, Bobby Lee, Michael McDonald, Arden Myrin, Nicole Parker, Jordan Peele, Johnny Sanchez III, Dan Oster and Daheli Hall.

 

Guest Cast: Kat Von D

 

--“TALKSHOW WITH SPIKE FERESTEN”—(Midnight-12:30 AM ET/PT) CC

 

TOM GREEN BRINGS HIS HUMOR TO LATE NIGHT

ON “TALKSHOW WITH SPIKE FERESTEN”

SATURDAY, JUNE 7, ON FOX

 

Tom Green (“Tom Green Live!”) shares jokes with Spike Feresten and joins in on the comedy when he brings props to liven up TALKSHOW’s signature sketch “Comedy for Stoners” on TALKSHOW WITH SPIKE FERESTEN airing Saturday, June 7 (Midnight-12:30AM ET/PT) on FOX.  (SPK-204) (TV-14 L)

 

Host: Spike Feresten

 

SUNDAY, JUNE 8

 

 

--“DON’T FORGET THE LYRICS!”—(7:00-8:00 PM ET/PT) CC

 

GETTING TONGUE-TIED COULD COST YOU BIG

ON “DON’T FORGET THE LYRICS!”

SUNDAY, JUNE 8, ON FOX

 

We all think we know the words to popular songs, but when there’s a million dollars at stake, will contestants be able to keep singing when the music stops? Or will they be at a loss for words? On this exciting game show, contestants choose songs from different genres, decades and musical artists. Then they take center stage to sing alongside the studio band as the lyrics are projected on screen but suddenly the music stops and the words disappear. Will the contestants belt out the correct missing lyric, or freeze under pressure? Wayne Brady hosts DON’T FORGET THE LYRICS! airing Sunday, June 8 (7:00-8:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (LYR-110) (TV-PG)

 

Host: Wayne Brady

 

--“THE SIMPSONS”—(8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) CC

 

HOMER CHEATS ON HIS DIET

AND BART AND LISA TRY TO COVER UP A PRANK GONE WRONG

ON “THE SIMPSONS” SUNDAY, JUNE 8, ON FOX

 

Marge hires a nutritionist who puts Homer on a strict diet, but Homer decides to sneak in snacks and meals on the side. Marge becomes suspicious of Homer’s weight gain and calls the producers of “The Sneakers,” a take-off on “Cheaters.” Meanwhile, Bart and Lisa go bike-riding in Springfield National Park, where they run into Martin Prince and play a prank on him. Bart and Lisa are wracked with guilt when their prank goes terribly wrong, and they think they’re responsible for the accidental death of Martin Prince in the “Dial ‘N’ for Nerder” episode of THE SIMPSONS airing Sunday, June 8 (8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (SI-1907) (TV-PG D, S, V)

 

Voice Cast: Dan Castellaneta as Homer Simpson; Julie Kavner as Marge Simpsons; Nancy Cartwright as Bart Simpson; Yeardley Smith as Lisa Simpson; Hank Azaria as Moe; Harry Shearer as Skinner; Pamela Hayden as Jimbo; Tress MacNeille as Betsy; Russi Taylor as Martin; Marcia Wallace as Mrs. Krabappel

  

--“KING OF THE HILL”—(8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC

 

DECEIT DRIVES HANK TO DRASTIC MEASURES

ON “KING OF THE HILL”

SUNDAY, JUNE 8, ON FOX

 

Ted Danson and Fred Willard Make Guest-Voice Appearances

 

When Peggy needs a new car, Hank insists they buy from Tom Hammond (Ted Danson) his go-to salesman for 25 years. With her heart set on a convertible, Peggy begins the negotiation behind Hank’s back and gets the price down considerably. Hank catches her and agrees to buy the convertible, provided he can make the deal himself. Tom jacks the price back up to sticker and tells Hank he’s getting a deal. When Peggy discovers how much Hank paid, she realizes he’s been swindled on every car he’s ever bought. Hank finds out and vows to exact justice in the “The Accidental Terrorist” episode of KING OF THE HILL airing Sunday, June 8 (8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (KH-1204) (TV-PG L)

 

Voice Cast: Mike Judge as Hank Hill and Boomhauer, Kathy Najimy as Peggy Hill, Pamela S. Adlon as Bobby Hill, Brittany Murphy as Luanne, Tom Petty as Lucky, Johnny Hardwick as Dale, Stephen Root as Bill

 

Guest Voice Cast: Ted Danson as Tom Hammond, Fred Willard as Officer Brown

 

--“FAMILY GUY”—(9:00-9:30 PM ET/PT) CC

 

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

JOE CAN WALK!!!!

ON “FAMILY GUY”

SUNDAY, JUNE 8, ON FOX

 

Jennifer Tilly and Patrick Warburton Make Guest Voice Appearances

 

After Bonnie (Jennifer Tilly) tells Joe (Patrick Warburton) that she is tired of being married to a handicapped person, Joe decides to get a leg transplant. Excited about his new ability to walk, Joe dives head first into extreme sports and begins to hang around more active friends. Meanwhile, Peter and the guys are upset at how Joe is acting and decide to teach him a lesson. In doing so, they re-cripple him and he is back to normal in the “Believe It Or Not Joe’s Walking On Air” episode of FAMILY GUY Sunday, June 8 (9:00-9:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (FG-515) (TV-14 D, L, S, V)

 

Voice Cast: Seth MacFarlane as Peter Griffin, Stewie Griffin, Brian Griffin, and Quagmire; Alex Borstein as Lois Griffin; Seth Green as Chris Griffin; Mila Kunis as Meg Griffin; Mike Henry as Cleveland.

 

Guest Voice Cast: Jennifer Tilly as Bonnie and Patrick Warburton as Joe

 

--“AMERICAN DAD”—(9:30-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC

 

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

STEVE GOES NUTS

ON “AMERICAN DAD”

SUNDAY, JUNE 8, ON FOX

 

While researching a paper about George Washington Carver in celebration of Black History Month, Steve uncovers a conspiracy that’s been going on since the Civil War. When the curator of the Smithsonian Peanut Museum reaches out to tell Steve the truth, he's mysteriously murdered, and Steve and Stan are tracked by a secret society that will stop at nothing to keep this scandalous secret of American history in the "Black Mystery Month” episode of AMERICAN DAD airing Sunday, June 8 (9:30-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (DAD-220) (TV-14 D, S, V)

 

Voice Cast: Seth MacFarlane as Stan Smith and Roger the Alien; Wendy Schaal as Francine Smith; Rachael MacFarlane as Hayley; Scott Grimes as Steve; and Dee Bradley Baker as Klaus.

 

 

 

 

 

SUNDAY, MAY 25

[EDITOR’S NOTE 1:
KING OF THE HILL, THE SIMPSONS, FAMILY GUY and AMERICAN DAD are preempted this night.]
[EDITOR’S NOTE 2: Local programming airs in prime time on the West Coast.]


**FOX SPORTS SPECIAL**—NASCAR ‘08: COCA-COLA 600—(5:00 PM-CC ET Live/2:00 PM-CC PT Live) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

FOX SPORTS PRESENTS THE COCA-COLA 600,
A NASCAR NEXTEL CUP RACE, LIVE FROM CHARLOTTE
SUNDAY, MAY 25, ON FOX
 


Play-by-play broadcaster Mike Joy, analyst Larry McReynolds and analyst Darrell Waltrip call the action live from Lowe’s Motor Speedway in Charlotte, NC, when FOX Sports presents NASCAR Nextel Cup racing’s COCA-COLA 600 Sunday, May 25 (5:00 PM-CC ET live/2:00 PM-CC PT live) on FOX. (SP-0835) (TV-N/A)



MONDAY, MAY 26

[EDITOR’S NOTE
: BONES and HOUSE are preempted this night.]

**2-HOUR EPISODE**—“SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE”—(8:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC

 “SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE” BOOGIES DOWN
MONDAY, MAY 26, ON FOX


The Emmy Award-winning SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE is back for an all-new season! It’s time to pop, lock and drop in to the hottest original dance show to check out the new contestants and the best and worst of auditions. See what happens when the best dancers skilled in everything from Ballroom and Ballet to Salsa, Jive, Hip-Hop and Krumping all compete to be named the best. In Season Four, producers once again traveled across the country to Dallas; Charleston; Salt Lake City; Washington, DC; Los Angeles; and Milwaukee in search of dancers who represent the rhythm of America. Don’t miss the auditions that everyone will be talking about the next day. Some dancers wow the judges, while others leave them speechless. See who struts into the producers’ hearts and who trips up on SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE airing Monday, May 26 (8:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (DAN-401/402) (TV-PG D, L)

Host: Cat Deeley

 


 
TUESDAY, MAY 27


**TIME PERIOD PREMIERE**—“THE MOMENT OF TRUTH”—(8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC

THE HOT SEAT GETS EVEN HOTTER THIS SUMMER
ON THE SEASON PREMIERE OF “THE MOMENT OF TRUTH”
TUESDAY, MAY 27, ON FOX


THE MOMENT OF TRUTH, the No. 1 new series of the season, puts participants to the test – the lie detector test – to reveal whether or not they are telling the truth for a chance to win half a million dollars. On THE MOMENT OF TRUTH, the challenge is simple -- answer 21 increasingly personal questions honestly, as determined by a polygraph, and win up to $500,000. Of course, the questions are easier when the stakes are low – but as the prize amount increases, they will be challenged to fess up to matters they might normally lie about. The touchier questions could be especially revealing because participants share their answers in front of spouses, relatives and friends, hanging on every word. What deep dark secret will someone divulge for hundreds of thousands of dollars on THE MOMENT OF TRUTH airing Tuesday, May 27 (8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX? (MOT-111) (TV-14 D)

Host: Mark L. Walberg


 


--“HELL’S KITCHEN”—(9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC
 
CHAOS ENSUES AND FORCES CHEF RAMSAY UP AGAINST A WALL
ON “HELL’S KITCHEN” TUESDAY, MAY 27, ON FOX

 
It’s all about speed and accuracy as the teams are challenged to prepare dishes for Chef Ramsay in a relay race. The winners are treated to a day of fun in the sun as they head to the beach for private surfing lessons. The losing team is forced to get down and dirty and clean the entire restaurant. During dinner service, Chef Ramsay gives the contestants the chance to create their own menus, but when one team can’t decide on the menu, it causes major chaos. With this being the worst dinner service yet, Chef Ramsay does something drastic during the elimination ceremony when “7 Chefs Compete” on HELL’S KITCHEN airing Tuesday, May 27 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (HK-409) (TV-14 L)
 
Cast: Gordon Ramsay
 
 



 
WEDNESDAY, MAY 28


**2-HOUR SEASON PREMIERE, Day 2**—“SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE”—(8:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC

AUDITIONS CONTINUE ON THE SEASON PREMIERE
OF “SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE”
WEDNESDAY, MAY 28, ON FOX

The grueling auditions continue on SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE, the series that has America on its feet. Dancers must impress the judges with their moves and rigorous routines in order to remain in the competition. See who struts into the producers’ hearts and who trips up on SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE airing Wednesday, May 28 (8:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (DAN-403/404) (TV-PG D, L)

Host: Cat Deeley

 



THURSDAY, MAY 29

[EDITOR’S NOTE:
ARE YOU SMARTER THAN A 5th GRADER? is preempted this night.]

**2-HOUR EPISODE**—“SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE”—(8:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC

AUDITIONS CONTINUE ON “SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE”
THURSDAY, MAY 29, ON FOX

The grueling auditions continue on SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE, the series that has America on its feet. Dancers must impress the judges with their moves and rigorous routines in order to remain in the competition. See who struts into the producers’ hearts and who trips up on SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE airing Thursday, May 29 (8:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (DAN-405/406) (TV-PG D, L)

Host: Cat Deeley



 


FRIDAY, MAY 30


**FOX MOVIE SPECIAL**—“LITTLE BLACK BOOK”- (WORLD BROADCAST PREMIERE)-(8:00-10:00 PM ET/PT)- CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

BRITTANY MURPHY DIGS FOR HER BOYFRIEND’S SECRETS
BUT ENDS UP GETTING IN TOO DEEP
IN THE WORLD BROADCAST PREMIERE OF “LITTLE BLACK BOOK”
FRIDAY, MAY 30, ON FOX

Stacy Holt (Brittany Murphy) seems to have it all. She has a dream job as a producer on the “Kippie Kann” daytime talk show and a terrific boyfriend Derek (Ron Livingston). There’s just one small problem: Derek refuses to open up about his past relationships and his fear of commitment. When Derek goes out of town, Stacy and coworker/accomplice Barb (Holly Hunter) sneak a peek at his PDA and begin to dig into the lives of Derek’s past relationships. Taking what seems to be the reasonable approach, Stacy goes undercover and meets with each of the former flames in an attempt to uncover what went wrong. Stacy’s plan hits a snag when she finds herself befriending Joyce (Julianne Nicholson), one of Derek’s seemingly perfect ex-girlfriends. Things go from bad to worse when someone close to Stacy betrays her trust and forces her to come face-to-face with the secrets she should have left hidden in the World Broadcast Premiere of LITTLE BLACK BOOK airing Friday, May 30 (8:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (FM-0808) (TV-PG L, V)

Cast: Brittany Murphy as Stacy Holt; Holly Hunter as Barb; Kathy Bates as Kippie Kann; and Ron Livingston as Derek


 


SATURDAY, MAY 31


--“COPS: COAST TO COAST”—(8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) CC

PA:
Viewer discretion is advised.
                
SURVEILLANCE LEADS OFFICERS TO OFFENDERS  
“COPS: COAST TO COAST” SATURDAY, MAY 31, ON FOX


When officers in Portland, OR, conduct surveillance and detect drug activity, the suspect attempts to swallow evidence. A deputy from Martin County, FL, performs a traffic stop and discovers evidence linking the passenger to a recent crime in the area. In Las Vegas, officers respond to a “shots-fired” call on an all-new COPS: COAST TO COAST airing Saturday, May 31 (8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (CP-2028) (TV-PG L)




 
--“COPS: COAST TO COAST”—(8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC

PA:
Viewer discretion is advised.
                
HIGH-SPEED CHASE COMES TO A SCREECHING HALT
ON “COPS: COAST TO COAST”
SATURDAY, MAY 31, ON FOX


When officers in Rialto, CA, are led on a high-speed car chase through busy nighttime streets, the suspect attempts to flee on foot and officers are forced to use a stun gun. Cameras capture a high-speed chase in Sacramento, CA, and officers in Kansas City, MO, respond to an assault call on COPS: COAST TO COAST airing Saturday, May 31 (8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (CP-2016) (TV-PG L)




--“AMERICA’S MOST WANTED: AMERICA FIGHTS BACK”—(9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC

“AMERICA’S MOST WANTED: AMERICA FIGHTS BACK”
CONTINUES ITS PURSUIT OF JUSTICE
SATURDAY, MAY 31, ON FOX


AMERICA’S MOST WANTED: AMERICA FIGHTS BACK takes on the nation's hottest crime issues. This crime-fighting program focuses on capturing fugitives, protecting victims and empowering citizens within the criminal justice system. The series also takes an in-depth look at laws that harm victims, champions the cause of lawmakers fighting to protect victims' rights and presents news of recent captures, convictions and missing children cases. AMERICA’S MOST WANTED: AMERICA FIGHTS BACK airs Saturday, May 31 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (MW-2132) (TV-PG V)

Host: John Walsh




--“MADtv”—(11:00 PM-Midnight ET/PT) CC

NATURE CALLS BOBBY LEE ON
 “MADtv” SATURDAY, MAY 31, ON FOX


Bobby Lee takes on nature in “Lee vs. Wild,” and parodies of “The Women’s Murder Club” and BBC tickle your funny bone on MADtv airing Saturday, May 31 (11:00 PM-Midnight ET/PT) on FOX. (MD-1311) (TV-14 D, L, S)  

Cast: Crista Flanagan, Keegan-Michael Key, Bobby Lee, Michael McDonald, Arden Myrin, Nicole Parker, Jordan Peele, Anjelah Johnson, Johnny Sanchez III, Dan Oster and Daheli Hall.




 
--“TALKSHOW WITH SPIKE FERESTEN”—(Midnight-12:30 AM ET/PT) CC

TIM HEIDECKER AND ERIC WAREHEIM FROM
“TIM AND ERIC AWESOME SHOW, GREAT JOB!”
ON “TALKSHOW WITH SPIKE FERESTEN”
SATURDAY, MAY 31, ON FOX


Tim Heidecker and Eric Wareheim from Cartoon Network’s “Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job!” stop by to chat with Spike. The off-the-wall humor and side-splitting antics will keep you laughing until the wee hours of the morning on TALKSHOW WITH SPIKE FERESTEN airing Saturday, May 31 (Midnight-12:30AM ET/PT) on FOX. (SPK-221) (TV-14 D, L)

Host: Spike Feresten

Guest Cast: Tim Heidecker and Eric Wareheim





SUNDAY, JUNE 1


**TIME PERIOD PREMIERE**—“DON’T FORGET THE LYRICS!”— (7:00-8:00 PM ET/PT) CC

THE HIGH-STAKES KARAOKE HEATS UP
ON “DON’T FORGET THE LYRICS!”
SUNDAY, JUNE 1, ON FOX


We all think we know the words to popular songs, but when there’s a million dollars at stake, will contestants be able to keep singing when the music stops? Or will they be at a loss for words? On this exciting new game show, contestants choose songs from different genres, decades and musical artists. Then they take center stage to sing alongside the studio band as the lyrics are projected on screen, but suddenly the music stops and the words disappear. Will the contestants belt out the correct missing lyric or freeze under pressure? Wayne Brady hosts DON’T FORGET THE LYRICS! airing Sunday, June 1 (7:00-8:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (LYR-108) (TV-PG)

Host: Wayne Brady




 
--“THE SIMPSONS”—(8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) CC
 
BART HAS TO FIGURE OUT WHO THE SNITCH IS
ON “THE SIMPSONS” SUNDAY, JUNE 1, ON FOX


When a new, tough-looking kid at school named Donny teams up with Bart to help him carry out his pranks, Bart thinks he has found his ultimate partner in crime. However, when Bart’s seemingly fool-proof pranks begin to backfire, Groundskeeper Willie warns Bart that he smells a rat in Bart’s group of friends. With Principal Skinner on his case and the possibility of expulsion on the horizon, Bart must figure out who he can trust and who he must get rid of before it is too late. Meanwhile, Homer receives a fancy loaner car after Marge damages their old car in an accident, and he grows extremely attached to his new set of luxury wheels in “The Debarted” episode of THE SIMPSONS airing Sunday, June 1 (8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (SI-1906) (TV-PG D, S, V)

Voice Cast: Dan Castellaneta as Homer Simpson; Julie Kavner as Marge Simpson; Nancy Cartwright as Bart Simpson; Yeardley Smith as Lisa Simpson; Hank Azaria as Moe; Harry Shearer as Skinner; Pamela Hayden as Milhouse; Tress MacNeille as Dolph

Guest Voice Cast: Topher Grace as Donny; Terry Gross as herself; Marcia Wallace as Mrs. Krabapple




--“KING OF THE HILL”—(8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC

DALE SABOTAGES LOVE
ON “KING OF THE HILL”
SUNDAY, JUNE 1, ON FOX

Melinda Clarke (“The O.C.”) Makes Guest-Voice Appearance


Bill becomes involved with a single mother, Charlene (Clarke) who has returned to Arlen after being away for some years. When Charlene introduces her two children to Hank, Dale and Boomhauer, Dale immediately dislikes her oldest, Kate. He confides in Hank that he thinks something is wrong with Kate and that he intends to get to the bottom of it. When he discovers similarities between Kate’s DNA and Joseph’s, his son, and realizes that they are half-siblings. Not wanting Bill to raise his daughter, Dale tries to sabotage his relationship by asking John Redcorn to seduce Charlene. Charlene and John have an affair while Bill takes care of Charlene’s kids. After weeks, with no break up of Charlene and Bill in sight, Dale reveals to Bill what he’s discovered and blows the whistle on John and Charlene in the “Untitled Blake McCormick” episode of KING OF THE HILL airing Sunday, June 1 (8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (KH-1203) (TV-PG D, L)

Voice Cast: Mike Judge as Hank Hill & Boomhauer; Kathy Najimy as Peggy Hill; Pamela S. Adlon as Bobby Hill; Brittany Murphy as Luanne; Tom Petty as Lucky; Johnny Hardwick as Dale and Stephen Root as Bill.

Guest Voice Cast: Melinda Clarke



--“FAMILY GUY”—(9:00-9:30 PM ET/PT) CC

PETER HAS A STROKE OF GENIUS
ON “FAMILY GUY”
SUNDAY, JUNE 1, ON FOX

Ricardo Montalban Makes Guest-Voice Appearance


Peter decides to grow a moustache, but then he’s mistaken for a fireman (because they all have moustaches), so he lends a hand when a fire breaks out at a local fast food restaurant. The owner gives him unlimited burgers as a “thank you” but he eats so many that he eventually has a stroke. When Peter recovers, he vows to expose the fast-food company and becomes friends with a genetically engineered cow (Montalban) he meets after infiltrating the McBurgertown warehouse on the “McStroke” episode of FAMILY GUY airing Sunday, June 1 (9:00-9:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (FG-519) (TV-14 D, L, S, V)

Voice Cast: Seth MacFarlane as Peter Griffin, Stewie Griffin, Brian Griffin, and Quagmire; Alex Borstein as Lois Griffin; Seth Green as Chris Griffin; Mila Kunis as Meg Griffin; Mike Henry as Cleveland.

Guest Cast: Ricardo Montalban as the Cow




--“AMERICAN DAD”—(9:30-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC

PA:
Viewer discretion is advised.

STEVE AND ROGER TAKE ON THE BIG APPLE
ON “AMERICAN DAD”
SUNDAY, JUNE 1, ON FOX

Jon Stewart Makes Guest-Voice Appearance


Roger and Steve set their sights on fame and fortune in New York City, but it doesn’t take long for Roger to lose everything on Wall Street. Steve contemplates prostitution after Jon Stewart shoots down his comedy routine. The family is certain the two have just run away to the tree house, so when it explodes in a lightning storm, they are devastated but console themselves with Steve’s college fund in the “Irregarding Steve” episode of AMERICAN DAD airing Sunday, June 1 (9:30-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (DAD-212) (TV-14 D, L, S, V)

Voice Cast: Seth MacFarlane as Stan Smith, Roger the Alien and Franz; Wendy Schaal as Francine Smith; Rachael MacFarlane as Hayley; Scott Grimes as Steve; and Dee Bradley Baker as Klaus

Guest Cast: John Krasinski as Gilbert Squirrel; Johnny Galecki as Arnie Squirrel; Rusty Schwimmer as Mama Squirrel; Leslie Jordan as Beauregard; and Jon Stewart as himself

 

 

 

SUNDAY, MAY 18


--“KING OF THE HILL”—(7:00-7:30 PM ET/PT) CC

PICKPOCKETING MIX-UP
ON “KING OF THE HILL”
SUNDAY, MAY 18, ON FOX

Fred Willard Makes Guest Voice Appearance

When Hank accidentally lifts another man's wallet, the man becomes bent out of shape and vows revenge. Hank, Bill and Boomhauer try to return the wallet to his home and the man decides to chase the guys all the way to the new sports bar where Dale works. The man is apprehended by Officer Brown (Fred Willard) at the restaurant, and the men of Arlen are safe. Meanwhile, Bobby is falsely accused of a crime at school and as a punishment, he is assigned to follow Officer Brown around town in the “Cops and Robert” episode of KING OF THE HILL airing Sunday, May 18 (7:00-7:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (KH-1211) (TV-PG L, V)

Voice Cast: Mike Judge as Hank Hill & Boomhauer; Kathy Najimy as Peggy Hill; Pamela S. Adlon as Bobby Hill; Brittany Murphy as Luanne; Tom Petty as Lucky; Johnny Hardwick as Dale and Stephen Root as Bill.

Guest Voice Cast: Fred Willard as Officer Brown




--“THE SIMPSONS”—(7:30-8:00 PM ET/PT) CC

MARGE FEARS FOR HER SAFETY
AFTER BREAKING A PROMISE TO A BANK ROBBER
ON “THE SIMPSONS” SUNDAY, MAY 18, ON FOX

Steve Buscemi and Ted Nugent Make Guest Voice Appearances

While waiting in line at the bank, Marge strikes up a conversation with a strange man named Dwight (Steve Buscemi) who later attempts to rob the bank. When the police show up, Marge convinces a cornered Dwight to turn himself in by promising to visit him in prison. As Dwight eagerly awaits Marge’s visit, Homer assures her that Dwight will not expect her to actually visit. But when Dwight receives a phone call and the caller (Ted Nugent) isn’t Marge, he escapes to find her. Watching the news report about Dwight’s jail break, she wishes she had kept her promise in the “I Don’t Wanna Know Why the Caged Bird Sings” episode of THE SIMPSONS airing Sunday, May 18 (7:30-8:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (SI-1819) (TV-PG L, V)

Voice Cast: Dan Castellaneta as Homer Simpson; Julie Kavner as Marge Simpson; Nancy Cartwright as Bart Simpson; Yeardley Smith as Lisa Simpson; Hank Azaria as Moe; Pamela Hayden as Jimbo; Tress MacNeille as Dolph; Russi Taylor as Martin

Guest Voice Cast: Steve Buscemi as Dwight; Ted Nugent as himself



**SEASON FINALE**—“THE SIMPSONS”—(8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) CC

LISA RISES TO SHOWBIZ STARDOM
ON THE SEASON FINALE OF “THE SIMPSONS”
SUNDAY, MAY 18, ON FOX

Drew Carey Makes Guest Voice Appearance

As Krusty’s new assistant, Lisa steals the spotlight and gets her own television show, leaving Krusty behind. But when she’s honored as Entertainer of the Year at the Springfield Media Awards, she realizes that the she may not be cut out for showbiz after all. Meanwhile, Bart and Homer spend some time bonding through their newfound love of coin-collecting in the “All About Lisa” season finale episode of THE SIMPSONS airing Sunday, May 18 (8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (SI-1913) (TV-PG L, V)

Voice Cast: Dan Castellaneta as Homer Simpson; Julie Kavner as Marge Simpson; Nancy Cartwright as Bart Simpson; Yeardley Smith as Lisa Simpson; Hank Azaria as Moe; Harry Shearer as Skinner; Pamela Haden as Milhouse; Tress MacNeille as J.C.; Russi Taylor as Martin

Guest Voice Cast: Drew Carey as himself




**SEASON FINALE**—“KING OF THE HILL”—(8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC

LUCKY GETS THROWN BEHIND BARS
ON THE SEASON FINALE OF “KING OF THE HILL”
SUNDAY, MAY 18, ON FOX

Luanne’s long lost father and Peggy's brother, Hoyt (guest voice Johnny Knoxville), returns to Arlen after being incarcerated for years. With nowhere to go, he turns to his daughter and sister for guidance and a little bit of dough. When Peggy denies him, he decides to take matters into his own hands and robs a restaurant for cash. Meanwhile, Luanne's husband, Lucky (Tom Petty), turns to Hank for some insight on how to become a better father. He comes to the conclusion that taking the blame for Hoyt’s crime might be a great way to step it up in the season finale episode “Life: A Losers Manual” of KING OF THE HILL airing Sunday, May 18 (8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (KH-1213) (TV-PG)

Voice Cast: Mike Judge as Hank Hill and Boomhauer; Kathy Najimy as Peggy Hill; Pamela S. Adlon as Bobby Hill; Brittany Murphy as Luanne; Tom Petty as Lucky; Johnny Hardwick as Dale; and Stephen Root as Bill

Guest Voice Cast: Johnny Knoxville as Hoyt




 
--“FAMILY GUY”—(9:00-9:30 PM ET/PT) CC

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

STEWIE IS ON THE LAM
ON “FAMILY GUY” SUNDAY, MAY 18, ON FOX

Simon Cowell, Randy Jackson and Paula Abdul
Make Guest Voice Appearances

While all of Quahog assumes she’s dead, Lois returns from the wilderness and names Stewie as her killer, but he goes on the run while Joe leads a manhunt around Quahog. Stewie then tries to take over the world, and in the interim, auditions for AMERICAN IDOL judges Simon Cowell, Randy Jackson and Paula Abdul. Meanwhile, Lois realizes that she must stop Stewie in the “Lois Kills Stewie” episode of FAMILY GUY airing Sunday, May 18 (9:00-9:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (FG-518) (TV-14 D, L, S, V)

Voice Cast: Seth MacFarlane as Peter Griffin, Stewie Griffin, Brian Griffin, and Quagmire; Alex Borstein as Lois Griffin; Seth Green as Chris Griffin; Mila Kunis as Meg Griffin; Mike Henry as Cleveland

Guest Voice Cast: Simon Cowell as himself, Randy Jackson as himself and Paula Abdul as herself




**SEASON FINALE**--“AMERICAN DAD”—(9:30-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

STAN BREAKS THROUGH A MID-LIFE CRISIS
ON THE SEASON FINALE OF
“AMERICAN DAD”
SUNDAY, MAY 18, ON FOX

The Smith’s marriage is fizzling, leaving Stan feeling unappreciated as Francine visits her parents over spring break. Yet the family is unaware of Roger’s own plans to become the ‘King of Spring Break,’ as he invites college coeds to come party at their revamped home. While Steve tries to lose his virginity to the luscious Carmen Selectra, Stan’s tastes lead him to Jessica, his new Spring Break buddy. Stan must now decide whether the booze cruise with Jessica is better than married life on the season finale "Spring Break-Up” episode of AMERICAN DAD airing Sunday, May 18 (9:30-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (DAD-317) (TV-14 D, L, V)

Voice Cast: Seth MacFarlane as Stan Smith and Roger the Alien; Wendy Schaal as Francine Smith; Rachael MacFarlane as Hayley; Scott Grimes as Steve; and Dee Bradley Baker as Klaus.





MONDAY, MAY 19


**SEASON FINALE**—“BONES”—(8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

THE TEAM SUSPECTS THE GORMOGON SERIAL KILLER’S APPRENTICE
IS LURKING AMONG THEIR OWN
ON THE SEASON FINALE OF “BONES”
MONDAY, MAY 19, ON FOX

When a human jawbone shows up at the Jeffersonian, Brennan and the team quickly realize that the Gormogon serial killer has struck again. In a shocking turn of events, an explosion in the lab sends Zack to the hospital, and it is discovered that Gormogon’s silver skeleton goes missing from the basement vault. Every Jeffersonian employee soon becomes a suspect, with the very real possibility that one of their very own may be working as an apprentice to the twisted and elusive serial killer in “The Pain in the Heart” episode of BONES airing Monday, May 19 (8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (BON-314) (TV-14 D, L, V)

Cast: Emily Deschanel as Dr. Temperance Brennan; David Boreanaz as FBI Special Agent Seeley Booth; TJ Thyne as Dr. Jack Hodgins; Michaela Conlin as Angela Montenegro; Eric Millegan as Zack Addy; Tamara Taylor as Dr. Camille “Cam” Saroyan; John Francis Daly as Dr. Lance Sweets

Guest Cast: Patricia Belcher as Ausa Caroline Julian; Donnie Jeffcoat as Howie Madison; David Greenman as FBI Forensic Tech Marcus Geier; Graham Miller as Grad Student #1; Alain Uy as Grad Student #2; Megan Paul as Grad Student #3; Jill Arrington as Attractive Newswoman



**SEASON FINALE, Part 2 of 2**—“HOUSE”—(9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

HOUSE CONTINUES TO SEARCH HIS MEMORY IN ORDER TO SAVE A PATIENT WITH A MYSTERIOUS CONDITION IN THE AFTERMATH OF A BUS ACCIDENT
ON "HOUSE" MONDAY, MAY 19, ON FOX

Part 2 of Season Finale

In Part Two of the two-part season finale, House remains inhibited by injuries sustained from a bus accident that has also left a victim rapidly deteriorating from a mysterious condition. Clues inside House's head hold the key to a patient's condition, and House's friendship with Wilson is tested beyond limits as murky memories from the bus accident the night before threaten to change their lives forever in the “Wilson’s Heart” episode of HOUSE airing Monday, May 19 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/ PT) on FOX. (HOU-416) (TV-14 D, L)



Cast: Hugh Laurie as Dr. Gregory House; Lisa Edelstein as Dr. Lisa Cuddy; Omar Epps as Dr. Eric Foreman; Robert Sean Leonard as Dr. James Wilson; Jennifer Morrison as Dr. Allison Cameron; Jesse Spencer as Dr. Robert Chase; Peter Jacobson as Dr. Chris Taub; Kal Penn as Dr. Lawrence Kutner; Olivia Wilde as Thirteen

Guest Cast: Fred Durst as Bartender



TUESDAY, MAY 20


**SEASON FINALE, PART 1 of 2**—“AMERICAN IDOL”—2 Finalists Compete—(8:00-9:02 PM ET Live/PT tape-delayed) CC-HDTV-In Stereo

FINAL TWO BATTLE IT OUT FOR THE CROWN
ON “AMERICAN IDOL” TUESDAY, MAY 20, ON FOX

Tonight’s Votes Determine the Next American Idol;
Winner To Be Revealed In Tomorrow Night’s Two-Hour Finale

On tonight’s exciting performance show, the last of the season, the final two contestants will battle it out LIVE at the NOKIA Theatre LA LIVE in Downtown Los Angeles. One will be the next American Idol and one will go home. The Final Two face the music on Part 1 of the season finale of AMERICAN IDOL Tuesday, May 20 (8:00-9:02 PM ET Live/PT tape-delayed) on FOX. (ID-734) (TV-PG L)

Host: Ryan Seacrest

Judges: Paula Abdul, Simon Cowell and Randy Jackson




--“HELL’S KITCHEN”—(9:02-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC
 
CHEF RAMSAY IS MIXING IT UP
ON “HELL’S KITCHEN” TUESDAY, MAY 20, ON FOX
 
To even out the teams Chef Ramsay asks for a volunteer to switch teams. Right away, the new team member wreaks havoc among the existing team members. In this week’s challenge they are given 20 ingredients and asked to create four dishes using all of the ingredients. It's going to take team work, strategic planning and strong communication. However, when one team member slices more than the food, the medic is rushed to the kitchen while the rest of the team tries to stay on track. The winning team is given the star treatment and the opportunity to take part in a photo shoot. Will the losing team hold it together during dinner service or will bickering lead to their demise when 8 Chefs Compete on HELL’S KITCHEN airing Tuesday, May 20 (9:02-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX? (HK-408) (TV-14 L)
 
Cast: Gordon Ramsay
 

WEDNESDAY, MAY 21


**2-HOUR SEASON FINALE, PART 2 of 2**—“AMERICAN IDOL”—Winner Announced—(8:00-10:00 PM ET live/PT tape-delayed) CC-HDTV-In Stereo

WINNER CROWNED TONIGHT
ON SEASON FINALE OF “AMERICAN IDOL”
WEDNESDAY, MAY 21, ON FOX

The most anticipated night of the television season is here! The competition is down to two finalists but there can be only one American Idol. Find out tonight who America has chosen. The Top 12 reunite on stage at the NOKIA Theatre LA LIVE one last time before the newest American Idol is crowned Wednesday, May 21 (8:00-10:00 PM ET live/PT tape-delayed) on FOX. (ID-735/736) (TV-PG L)

Host: Ryan Seacrest

Judges: Paula Abdul, Simon Cowell and Randy Jackson





THURSDAY, MAY 22


**2-HOUR SEASON PREMIERE, Day 1**—“SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE”—(8:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC

THE ORIGINAL DANCE COMPETITION SHOW IS BACK!
“SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE” BOOGIES DOWN
WITH A TWO-HOUR SEASON PREMIERE THURSDAY, MAY 22, ON FOX

The Emmy Award-winning SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE is back for an all-new season! It’s time to pop, lock and drop in to the hottest original dance show featuring new contestants and the best and worst of auditions. See what happens when dancers skilled in everything from Ballroom and Ballet to Salsa, Jive, Hip-Hop and Krumping all compete to be named the best. In Season Four, producer travel across the country to Dallas; Charleston; Salt Lake City; Washington, DC; Los Angeles; and Milwaukee in search of dancers who represent the rhythm of America. Don’t miss the auditions that everyone will be talking about the next day. See who struts into the producers’ hearts and who trips up on the season premiere of SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE Thursday, May 22 (8:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (DAN-401/402) (TV-PG D, L)

Host: Cat Deeley





 
FRIDAY, MAY 23


**FOX MOVIE SPECIAL**—“CHEAPER BY THE DOZEN”—(8:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

EIGHT ISN’T ENOUGH FOR THE BAKER FAMILY
IN “CHEAPER BY THE DOZEN”
FRIDAY, MAY 23, ON FOX

When Tom Baker (Steve Martin) gets his dream job of coaching his alma mater’s football team, he uproots his family of 12 from small-town Illinois to the big city. Meanwhile, Tom’s wife, Kate (Bonnie Hunt), also achieves her dream of having her book published. While Kate is away promoting the book, Tom has a hard time balancing his family life with work, and the happy family starts falling apart in CHEAPER BY THE DOZEN Friday, May 23 (8:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (FM-0704) (TV-PG)

Cast: Steve Martin as Tom Baker; Bonnie Hunt as Kate Baker; Piper Perabo as Nora Baker; Tom Welling as Charlie Baker; and Hilary Duff as Lorraine Baker





SATURDAY, MAY 24


--“COPS: STUPID BEHAVIOR SPECIAL EDITION”--(8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) CC

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.
               
SPEEDING CARS AND SLOW MINDS ON
“COPS: STUPID BEHAVIOR #1 SPECIAL EDITION”
SATURDAY, MAY 24, ON FOX

When officers in Pomona, CA, become involved in a high-speed chase, a helicopter patrols overhead, and the pursuit is terminated when the fast-moving suspect speeds through an intersection and impacts another vehicle.  Also featured are police officers patrolling the streets of Lansing, MI, and Las Vegas, NV, questioning suspects that struggle to remember their name and age on COPS: STUPID BEHAVIOR SPECIAL EDITION airing Saturday, May 24 (8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (CP-2027) (TV-PG)




 
--“COPS: CHASES AND TAKEDOWNS SPECIAL EDITION”—(8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.
               
SCARED SUSPECTS SACKED ON
“COPS: CHASES TAKEDOWNS SPECIAL EDITION”
SATURDAY, MAY 24, ON FOX

When officers patrolling an area known for drug use in Portland, OR, discover drug-related behavior, they are forced to tackle the suspect as he attempts to swallow the evidence. In Spokane, WA, officers respond to a suspicious-behavior call about a prowler, and when the suspect is approached, he takes flight through a neighborhood. In Leon County, FL, a K-9 unit is used to detain a suspect fleeing in a stolen vehicle on COPS: CHASES AND TAKEDOWNS SPECIAL EDITION airing Saturday, May 24 (8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (CP-2024) (TV-PG L)

Contact: Josh Governale  310-369-7455  josh.governale@fox.com


--“AMERICA’S MOST WANTED: AMERICA FIGHTS BACK”—(9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC

“AMERICA’S MOST WANTED: AMERICA FIGHTS BACK”
CONTINUES ITS PURSUIT OF JUSTICE
SATURDAY, MAY 24, ON FOX

AMERICA’S MOST WANTED: AMERICA FIGHTS BACK takes on the nation's hottest crime issues. This crime-fighting program focuses on capturing fugitives, protecting victims and empowering citizens within the criminal justice system. The series also takes an in-depth look at laws that harm victims, champions the cause of lawmakers fighting to protect victims' rights and presents news of recent captures, convictions and missing children cases. AMERICA’S MOST WANTED: AMERICA FIGHTS BACK airs Saturday, May 24 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (MW-2131) (TV-PG V)

Host: John Walsh




-“MADtv”—(11:00 PM-MIDNIGHT ET/PT) CC

“FAUXBAMA” MAKES A POLITICAL STAND
ON “MADtv” SATURDAY, MAY 24, ON FOX

Keegan-Michael Key turns on the political charm and the prosthetic ears to play Barack Obama and Daheli Hall plays Oprah in a parody of the popular Flo-rida video “Low” with the MADtv version of Oooooprah! Meanwhile, Arden Myrin and Bobby Lee chat with the AMERICAN IDOL finalists on the red carpet on MADtv airing Saturday, May 24 (11:00 PM-Midnight ET/PT) on FOX. (MD-1312) (TV-14 D, L)
               
Cast: Crista Flanagan, Keegan-Michael Key, Bobby Lee, Michael McDonald, Arden Myrin, Nicole Parker, Jordan Peele, Johnny Sanchez III, Dan Oster and Daheli Hall.

Contact: Janice Rosas  310-369-0979  janice.rosas@fox.com
--“TALKSHOW WITH SPIKE FERESTEN”—(Midnight-12:30 AM ET/PT) CC

JOHN LANGLEY GUESTS
ON “TALKSHOW WITH SPIKE FERESTEN”
SATURDAY, MAY 24, ON FOX

John Langley (COPS) drops by to chat with Spike, and TALKSHOW features more trademark sketches and hilarious antics on TALKSHOW WITH SPIKE FERESTEN airing Saturday, May 24 (Midnight-12:30 AM ET/PT) on FOX. (SPK-220) (TV-14 D, L) 

Host: Spike Feresten

Guest: John Langley




SUNDAY, MAY 25


[EDITOR’S NOTE 1: KING OF THE HILL, THE SIMPSONS, FAMILY GUY and AMERICAN DAD are preempted this night.]
[EDITOR’S NOTE 2: Local programming airs in prime time on the West Coast.]

**FOX SPORTS SPECIAL**—NASCAR ‘08: COCA-COLA 600—(5:00 PM-CC ET Live/2:00 PM-CC PT Live) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

FOX SPORTS PRESENTS THE COCA-COLA 600,
A NASCAR NEXTEL CUP RACE, LIVE FROM CHARLOTTE
SUNDAY, MAY 25, ON FOX


Play-by-play broadcaster Mike Joy, analyst Larry McReynolds and analyst Darrell Waltrip call the action live from Lowe’s Motor Speedway in Charlotte, NC, when FOX Sports presents NASCAR Nextel Cup racing’s COCA-COLA 600 Sunday, May 25 (5:00 PM-CC ET live/2:00 PM-CC PT live) on FOX. (SP-0835) (TV-N/A)
 

 

SUNDAY, MAY 11



--“KING OF THE HILL”—(7:00-7:30 PM ET/PT) CC

HAPPY BIRTHDAY PEGGY!
 ON “KING OF THE HILL”
SUNDAY, MAY 11, ON FOX


Peggy is depressed that her birthday always ends up being a bust, so she vows to plan the party of the year. Hank, Bill, Boomhauer, Kahn, Luanne and the rest of the gang gather to celebrate with a disco-themed shindig on a mystery train, and everyone gets dressed in their sharpest 70s attire. Luanne ruins the mystery, and it becomes clear this is just another typical Peggy party. However, when a couple tucks away to the train’s bathroom for some extracurricular activity, a new mystery unfolds and the gang tries to find out who did the deed in the “Strangeness on a Train” episode of KING OF THE HILL airing Sunday, May 11 (7:00-7:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (KH-1210) (TV-PG D)

Voice Cast: Mike Judge as Hank Hill & Boomhauer; Kathy Najimy as Peggy Hill; Pamela S. Adlon as Bobby Hill; Brittany Murphy as Luanne; Tom Petty as Lucky; Johnny Hardwick as Dale and Stephen Root as Bill.




--“THE SIMPSONS”—(7:30-8:00 PM ET/PT) CC

HOMER GETS CARRIED AWAY WITH HIS NEW JOB AS A TOW TRUCK DRIVER AND MARGE HIRES OUTSIDE HELP TO MAKE MAGGIE MORE INDEPENDENT
ON “THE SIMPSONS” SUNDAY, MAY 11, ON FOX


Matt Dillon Makes Guest Voice Appearance

Feeling that Maggie is getting too clingy, Marge hires a counselor to teach her the “C.R.I.E. Method,” a counseling program that helps parents raise their children to be very independent at an early age. But the method works a little too well, leaving Maggie with no need for Marge at all. Meanwhile, Homer goes in search of milk for Maggie in Mookington and ends up having his car towed by a tow truck driver named Louie (Matt Dillon) who introduces Homer to the joy of towing cars for a living. Louie invites Homer to be the tow truck driver for Springfield on one condition: that Homer stay off of Louie’s turf in Mookington. When Homer gets a little too “tow happy,” the residents of Springfield set Homer up to look like he’s towing in Louie’s territory, and Homer must suffer the wrath. With Homer missing, the newly independent Maggie is spurred to action in the “Midnight Towboy” episode of THE SIMPSONS airing Sunday, May 11 (7:30-8:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (SI-1821) (TV-PG D, L, S, V)

Voice Cast: Dan Castellaneta as Homer Simpson; Julie Kavner as Marge Simpson; Nancy Cartwright as Bart Simpson; Yeardley Smith as Lisa Simpson; Hank Azaria as Moe; Pamela Hayden as Bride; Tress MacNeille as Mrs. Skinner.

Guest Voice Cast: Matt Dillon as Louie



--“THE SIMPSONS”—(8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) CC

HOMER FULFILLS HIS MOTHER’S FINAL WISHES
ON “THE SIMPSONS” SUNDAY, MAY 11, ON FOX

Glenn Close and Lance Armstrong Make Guest-Voice Appearances


When Homer’s mother Mona (guest voice Glenn Close) unexpectedly passes away, Homer is filled with guilt for not telling her how much he loved her before she died. To make it up to her, Homer decides to fulfill her final wishes by throwing her ashes over Lake Wastershare at Springfield Monument Park in the “Mona Leaves-a” episode of THE SIMPSONS airing Sunday, May 11 (8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (SI-1912) (TV-PG D, L, V)

Voice Cast: Dan Castellaneta as Homer Simpson; Julie Kavner as Marge Simpsons; Nancy Cartwright as Bart Simpson; Yeardley Smith as Lisa Simpson; Hank Azaria as Moe; Harry Shearer as Alan; Pamela Haden as Lady; Tress MacNeille as Female Employee

Guest Voice Cast: Glenn Close as Mona; Lance Armstrong as himself.




--“KING OF THE HILL”—(8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC

BOBBY, BOATS AND BATS….OH MY!
 ON “KING OF THE HILL”
SUNDAY, MAY 11, ON FOX


Hank and Bobby get in some father/son bonding time when Hank dumps the old team of Dale, Bill and Boomhauer to help Bobby in a boat-building competition. During the building process, Hank gets spooked by bats that invade the construction garage, forcing Bobby to do the building all alone in the “It Came From the Garage” episode of KING OF THE HILL airing Sunday, May 11 (8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (KH-1212) (TV-PG)

Voice Cast: Mike Judge as Hank Hill & Boomhauer; Kathy Najimy as Peggy Hill; Pamela S. Adlon as Bobby Hill; Brittany Murphy as Luanne; Tom Petty as Lucky; Johnny Hardwick as Dale and Stephen Root as Bill.




 
--“FAMILY GUY”—(9:00-9:30 PM ET/PT) CC

PA:
Viewer discretion is advised.

STEWIE’S DREAM BECOMES REALITY
ON “FAMILY GUY” SUNDAY, MAY 11, ON FOX


Lois and Peter go on a cruise, leaving Stewie and the family behind. Upset with Lois for leaving him at home, Stewie vows to carry out a diabolical plan. When Brian challenges him to actually do it, Stewie stows away on the ship, finds Lois and …well … the title of the episode says it all in the “Stewie Kills Lois” episode of FAMILY GUY airing Sunday, May 11 (9:00-9:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (FG-517) (TV-14 D, L, S, V)

Voice Cast: Seth MacFarlane as Peter Griffin, Stewie Griffin, Brian Griffin, and Quagmire; Alex Borstein as Lois Griffin; Seth Green as Chris Griffin; Mila Kunis as Meg Griffin; Mike Henry as Cleveland.




--“AMERICAN DAD”—(9:30-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC

PA:
Viewer discretion is advised.

NOW I AIN’T SAYING STAN’S A GOLD DIGGER…
ON “AMERICAN DAD”
SUNDAY, MAY 11, ON FOX


Officially declared dead after an accident with a pudding truck, Stan comes back to life and realizes his sweet dream of leaving a legacy on the world. After digging through his past, Stan begins to excavate his home in search of Ollie North’s ‘Contra’-band buried treasure. As the search for gold goes ‘North,’ life at home begins to head south as Hayley turns to body piercing, Steve creates a robotic girlfriend and Roger files for sexual harassment. Will Stan’s gold lust propel him to fame or will he forgo it to save and treasure his family? Find out on the "Stanny Slickers II: The Legend of Ollie’s Gold” episode of AMERICAN DAD airing Sunday, May 11 (9:30-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (DAD-314) (TV-14 D, L)

Voice Cast: Seth MacFarlane as Stan Smith and Roger the Alien; Wendy Schaal as Francine Smith; Rachael MacFarlane as Hayley; Scott Grimes as Steve; and Dee Bradley Baker as Klaus.

Guest Voice Cast: Ed Helms as Mr. Buckley; Raven Symoné as Wife


 


MONDAY, MAY 12
 


--“BONES”—(8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

PA
: Viewer discretion is advised.

BRENNAN AND BOOTH TRY TO HIT THE RIGHT NOTES
AS THEY INVESTIGATE THE MURDER OF AN ASPIRING YOUNG SINGER
ON “BONES” MONDAY, MAY 12, ON FOX

Ace Young and Brandon Rogers of AMERICAN IDOL Guest-Star


Brennan and Booth probe the murder of an aspiring young singer, Tommy Sour (former AMERICAN IDOL contestant Ace Young), whose body was discovered on a rural roadside. They investigate the singer’s many fans and foes in the music circuit, and, in particular, one obsessed woman who redirects her affections toward Booth after Tommy's death. As the team searches to find out who silenced Tommy once and for all, a shocking occurrence may change the Jeffersonian team forever as one member is caught in the line of fire in “The Wannabe in the Weeds” episode of BONES airing Monday, May 12 (8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (BON-312) (TV-14 D, L, V)

Cast: Emily Deschanel as Dr. Temperance Brennan; David Boreanaz as FBI Special Agent Seeley Booth; TJ Thyne as Dr. Jack Hodgins; Michaela Conlin as Angela Montenegro; Eric Millegan as Zack Addy; Tamara Taylor as Dr. Camille “Cam” Saroyan; John Francis Daly as Dr. Lance Sweets

Guest Cast: Ace Young as Tommy Sour; Brandon Rogers as Broadway Wannabe; Ethan Phillips as Jerry Lincoln; Ian Reed Kesler as Chris Calabasa; Geoff Meed as Dax; Christina Ulloa as Helen; Corbin Allred as Adam Matthews; Jennifer Hasty as Pam Nunan; Kent Faulcon as Dr. Jason Bergman; Joshua Weinstein as Mitchell; Glenn Rosenblum as Piano Man; Jessa French as Emma Von Helberg



 
**SEASON FINALE, Part 1 of 2**—“HOUSE”—(9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

PA
: Viewer discretion is advised.

HOUSE STRUGGLES TO RECOVER HIS MEMORY
IN THE AFTERMATH OF A MAJOR BUS ACCIDENT
IN ORDER TO SAVE AN AILING PASSENGER’S LIFE
ON "HOUSE" MONDAY, MAY 12, ON FOX

Fred Durst (“Limp Bizkit”) Guest-Stars


In the first part of a two-part season finale, House finds himself dazed, confused and covered in blood after surviving a bus accident that left dozens seriously injured. Unable to clearly recall the events leading up to the crash due to his head injuries, House becomes convinced through his flashbacks that a fellow bus passenger was exhibiting signs of a deadly illness prior to the crash. Much to the team’s dismay, House pushes through the pain of his own injuries, desperate to piece together the fragments of his shattered memory in order to save someone who might not even know he or she could be dying in the “House’s Head” episode of HOUSE airing Monday, May 12 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/ PT) on FOX.  (HOU-415) (TV-14 D, L)

Cast: Hugh Laurie as Dr. Gregory House; Lisa Edelstein as Dr. Lisa Cuddy; Omar Epps as Dr. Eric Foreman; Robert Sean Leonard as Dr. James Wilson; Jennifer Morrison as Dr. Allison Cameron; Jesse Spencer as Dr. Robert Chase; Peter Jacobson as Dr. Chris Taub; Kal Penn as Dr. Lawrence Kutner; Olivia Wilde as Thirteen

Guest Cast: Fred Durst as Bartender

 



TUESDAY, MAY 13

 

--“AMERICAN IDOL”—3 Finalists Compete—(8:00-9:02 PM ET live/PT tape-delayed) CC-HDTV 720p-In Stereo

“AMERICAN IDOL” TOP 3 PERFORM!
TUESDAY, MAY 13, ON FOX


Tonight the Top 3 finalists will perform LIVE for the nation, vying for the American Idol crown. The contestants will sing their hearts out in hopes of winning America’s vote and the coveted opportunity to compete in next week’s season finale. Tune in to see how the Final 3 handle the pressure when “3 Finalists Compete” Tuesday, May 13 (8:00-9:02 PM ET live/PT tape-delayed) on FOX.  (ID-733) (TV-PG L)

Host: Ryan Seacrest

Judges: Paula Abdul, Simon Cowell and Randy Jackson



--“HELL’S KITCHEN”—(9:02-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC

PA:
Viewer discretion is advised.
 
IT'S ALL ABOUT THE FOOD
ON “HELL’S KITCHEN”
TUESDAY, MAY 13, ON FOX

 
Chef Ramsay tests the teams’ taste-buds by doing a blindfold taste-test challenge. Find out who knows their pork from their chicken and their potatoes from their polenta. Those who impress Chef Ramsay get to enjoy being pampered at the spa, while the losing team is forced to clean the dorms. During dinner service when one team tries to serve raw food and the other team fails to communicate with one another, Gordon loses his cool.  Will the teams be able survive his wrath in the “9 Chefs Compete” episode on HELL’S KITCHEN airing Tuesday, May 13 (9:02-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX? (HK-407) (TV-14 L)
 
Cast: Gordon Ramsay
 

 



WEDNESDAY, MAY 14
 



**SEASON FINALE**— “’TIL DEATH”—(8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

EDDIE IS IN OVER HIS HEAD
ON THE SEASON FINALE OF“‘TIL DEATH”
WEDNESDAY, MAY 14, ON FOX

 
When Joy calls off their usual anniversary celebration and surprises Eddie with a gift, he decides to one-up her with a special snorkeling trip to Hawaii requiring him to take swimming lessons from Kenny in the “Swimming with Starks” season finale episode of ‘TIL DEATH airing Wednesday, May 14 (8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (TIL-217) (TV-PG D, L)

Cast: Brad Garrett, Joely Fisher, Kat Foster and Eddie Kaye Thomas

Guest Cast: J.B. Smoove as Kenny




 
**SEASON FINALE**—“BACK TO YOU”—(8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

THE BIRDS AND THE BEES FLY AND STING
ON THE SEASON FINALE OF “BACK TO YOU”
WEDNESDAY, MAY 14, ON FOX


Chuck and Kelly seek the best way to publicly disclose their parenthood, but an unfortunately timed new ad campaign for the station complicates their efforts. Meanwhile, Marsh bestows a gift upon Gary but immediately regrets his generosity in the “Chuck and Kelly, Doin’ It Again” season finale episode of BACK TO YOU airing Wednesday, May 14 (8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (BTY-116) (TV-14 D, L)

Cast: Kelsey Grammer as Chuck Darling; Patricia Heaton as Kelly Carr; Fred Willard as Marsh McGinley; Ty Burrell as Gary Crezyzewski; Josh Gad as Ryan Church; Lily Jackson as Gracie




--“AMERICAN IDOL”—1 of 3 Voted Off—(9:00-10:00 PM ET live/PT tape-delayed) CC-HDTV 720p-In Stereo

ONE MUST GO HOME TONIGHT!
ONLY TWO WILL CONTINUE THEIR QUEST
WHEN THE VOTING RESULTS ARE REVEALED
ON THE “AMERICAN IDOL” RESULTS SHOW
WEDNESDAY, MAY 14, ON FOX


TV’s hottest show revs up to a crescendo! Last night, the Top 3 finalists sang their hearts out in hopes of winning America over. Find out tonight LIVE which two finalists will compete in next week’s exciting season finale. The contestant receiving the fewest votes will be eliminated from the competition in the AMERICAN IDOL results show episode, “1 of 3 Voted Off,” airing Wednesday, May 14 (9:00-10:00 PM ET live/PT tape-delayed) on FOX. (ID2-733A) (TV-PG L)

Host: Ryan Seacrest

Judges: Paula Abdul, Simon Cowell and Randy Jackson



 

THURSDAY, MAY 15


 

**SEASON FINALE**—“ARE YOU SMARTER THAN A 5TH GRADER?”—(8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC

SCHOOL IS ALMOST OUT FOR SUMMER
ON THE SEASON FINALE OF “ARE YOU SMARTER THAN A 5th GRADER?”
THURSDAY, MAY 15, ON FOX


Grownup contestants try to graduate toward the top prize of $1 million in this atypical quiz show that tests adults’ lack of knowledge – as revealed by how much they’ve forgotten since elementary school. Adults find themselves in a classroom setting, revisiting their youth, as they tackle subjects ranging from art to geography and math to social studies. Contestants are not alone, however; there is a way for them to “cheat” in this classroom. The adults have the opportunity to get help from real grade-schoolers, who will offer what they think is the correct a-n-s-w-e-r in the season finale of ARE YOU SMARTER THAN A 5TH GRADER? airing Thursday, May 15 (8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (AYS-229) (TV-PG)

Host: Jeff Foxworthy




**SEASON FINALE**—“DON’T FORGET THE LYRICS!”—(9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC

HOW MANY CHANCES IS A CONTESTANT WILLING
TO RISK FOR THE BIG PAYOUT?
FIND OUT ON THE SEASON FINALE OF “DON’T FORGET THE LYRICS!”
THURSDAY, MAY 15, ON FOX


An entrepreneur from Los Angeles takes center stage for a chance to win $1 million! Will she take a risk or play it safe? Wayne Brady hosts the season finale of DON’T FORGET THE LYRICS! airing Thursday, May 15 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (LYR-134) (TV-PG)

Host: Wayne Brady

 



 
FRIDAY, MAY 16


 

**FOX MOVIE SPECIAL**—“DODGEBALL: A TRUE UNDERDOG STORY”—(8:00-10:00 PM ET/PT)- CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

FOX BRINGS THE LAUGHS TO THE COURT THIS SPRING
WITH THE STAR POWER OF VINCE VAUGHN, BEN STILLER,
CHRISTINE TAYLOR AND JUSTIN LONG IN AN ENCORE PRESENTATION
OF “DODGEBALL” FRIDAY, MAY 16, ON FOX


When Peter La Fleur’s (Vince Vaughn) rundown gym Average Joe’s catches the eye of Globo Gym’s egotistical White Goodman (Ben Stiller), it doesn’t look like much can be done to stop the takeover. But Average Joe’s less-than-average clientele, along with attorney Kate Veatch (Christine Taylor), aren’t ready to give up their humble recreation center and enter a winner-takes-all Dodgeball tournament against Globo Gym’s Purple Cobras. Can the Average Joes compete against Goodman’s super-tough team and save their gym in time? Don’t miss DODGEBALL: A TRUE UNDERDOG STORY airing Friday, May 16 (8:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (FM-0801) (TV-14 D, L, V)

Cast: Vince Vaughn as Peter La Fleur; Ben Stiller as White Goodman; Christine Taylor as Kate Veatch; Rip Torn as Patches O’Houlihan; Stephen Root as Gordon and Justin Long as Justin

 




SATURDAY, MAY 17

 

--“COPS: STUPID CRIMINALS #4 SPECIAL EDITION”—(8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) CC

PA
: Viewer discretion is advised.
               
SUSPECT HIDING IN LAUNDRY ROOM DRYER
AND MASSIVE ECSTASY BUST UNCOVERED
ON “COPS: STUPID CRIMINALS #4 SPECIAL EDITION”
SATURDAY, MAY 17, ON FOX

Two All New Back-to-Back Episodes


In Portland, OR, officers pull over a suspicious vehicle only to discover a befuddled trio of men and “a 7-year supply” of ecstasy. In Las Vegas, a stabbing suspect causes chase and takes cover in a laundry room dryer. The Sacramento, CA, Police Department collars a criminal with the help from their canine companions on an all-new COPS: STUPID CRIMINALS SPECIAL EDITION #4 airing Saturday, May 17 (8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (CP-2019) (TV-PG L)




 
--“COPS: STUPID CRIMINALS #3 SPECIAL EDITION”—(8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC

PA:
Viewer discretion is advised.

COUPLE INTERRUPTED DURING
INTIMATE MOMENT STIMULATES VIOLENCE
ON “COPS: STUPID CRIMINALS #3 SPECIAL EDITION”
SATURDAY, MAY 17, ON FOX

Two All New Back-to-Back Episodes


When officers in Kansas City, MO, pursue a vehicle driven by a homicide suspect, the chase comes to climatic conclusion when the car careens into a gas station. In Rialto, CA, officers respond to a domestic-violence call involving an angry woman hammering her man for not having enough respect for their intimacy. An officer and his K-9 partner in Sacramento, CA, track an extremely drunk driver on an all-new COPS: STUPID CRIMINALS #3 SPECIAL EDITION airing Saturday, May 17 (8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (CP-2015) (TV-PG L)




**SPECIAL EDITION**—“AMERICA’S MOST WANTED: AMERICA FIGHTS BACK”—(9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC

“AMERICA’S MOST WANTED: AMERICA FIGHTS BACK”
CONTINUES THE PURSUIT OF JUSTICE WITH ITS 1000TH CAPTURE
SATURDAY, MAY 17, ON FOX


AMERICA’S MOST WANTED: AMERICA FIGHTS BACK takes on the nation's hottest crime issues. This crime-fighting program focuses on capturing fugitives, protecting victims and empowering citizens within the criminal justice system. The series also takes an in-depth look at laws that harm victims, champions the cause of lawmakers fighting to protect victims' rights and presents news of recent captures, convictions and missing children cases. The 1000th Capture Special Edition of AMERICA’S MOST WANTED: AMERICA FIGHTS BACK airs Saturday, May 17 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (MW-2130) (TV-PG V)

Host: John Walsh




 
**SEASON FINALE**—“MADtv”—(11:00 PM-Midnight ET/PT) CC

DAVE NAVARRO ROCKS THE COMEDY WORLD
ON THE SEASON FINALE OF “MADtv”
SATURDAY, MAY 17, ON FOX


MADtv wraps a season of laughs with guitarist Dave Navarro. Bobby Lee joins Navarro in a parody of the popular FOX show 24 depicting the life of Lee hour-by-hour as he discovers a “love boil” on his body and the ordeal they go through to have it removed in the season finale episode of MADtv airing Saturday, May 17 (11:00 PM-Midnight ET/PT) on FOX. (MD-1316) (TV-14 D, L, S)
               
Cast: Crista Flanagan, Keegan-Michael Key, Bobby Lee, Michael McDonald, Arden Myrin, Nicole Parker, Jordan Peele, Johnny Sanchez III, Dan Oster and Daheli Hall

Guest Cast: Dave Navarro




**SEASON FINALE**—“TALKSHOW WITH SPIKE FERESTEN”—(Midnight-12:30 AM ET/PT) CC

COMIC MAZ JOBRANI GUESTS ON THE SEASON FINALE
OF “TALKSHOW WITH SPIKE FERESTEN”
SATURDAY, MAY 17, ON FOX


Comic Maz Jobrani (“The Knights of Prosperity”) joins Spike for interviews and irreverent comedy sketches in the season finale of TALKSHOW WITH SPIKE FERESTEN airing Saturday, May 17 (Midnight-12:30AM ET/PT) on FOX. (SPK-215) (TV-14 L)

Host: Spike Feresten

Guest Cast: Maz Jobrani


 



 
SUNDAY, MAY 18
 


--“KING OF THE HILL”—(7:00-7:30 PM ET/PT) CC

PICKPOCKETING MIX-UP
ON “KING OF THE HILL”
SUNDAY, MAY 18, ON FOX

Fred Willard Makes Guest Voice Appearance


When Hank accidentally lifts another man's wallet, the man becomes bent out of shape and vows revenge. Hank, Bill and Boomhauer try to return the wallet to his home and the man decides to chase the guys all the way to the new sports bar where Dale works. The man is apprehended by Officer Brown (Fred Willard) at the restaurant, and the men of Arlen are safe. Meanwhile, Bobby is falsely accused of a crime at school and as a punishment, he is assigned to follow Officer Brown around town in the “Cops and Robert” episode of KING OF THE HILL airing Sunday, May 18 (7:00-7:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (KH-1211) (TV-PG L, V)

Voice Cast: Mike Judge as Hank Hill & Boomhauer; Kathy Najimy as Peggy Hill; Pamela S. Adlon as Bobby Hill; Brittany Murphy as Luanne; Tom Petty as Lucky; Johnny Hardwick as Dale and Stephen Root as Bill.

Guest Voice Cast: Fred Willard as Officer Brown




--“THE SIMPSONS”—(7:30-8:00 PM ET/PT) CC

MARGE FEARS FOR HER SAFETY
AFTER BREAKING A PROMISE TO A BANK ROBBER
ON “THE SIMPSONS” SUNDAY, MAY 18, ON FOX

Steve Buscemi and Ted Nugent Make Guest Voice Appearances


While waiting in line at the bank, Marge strikes up a conversation with a strange man named Dwight (Steve Buscemi) who later attempts to rob the bank. When the police show up, Marge convinces a cornered Dwight to turn himself in by promising to visit him in prison. As Dwight eagerly awaits Marge’s visit, Homer assures her that Dwight will not expect her to actually visit. But when Dwight receives a phone call and the caller (Ted Nugent) isn’t Marge, he escapes to find her. Watching the news report about Dwight’s jail break, she wishes she had kept her promise in the “I Don’t Wanna Know Why the Caged Bird Sings” episode of THE SIMPSONS airing Sunday, May 18 (7:30-8:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (SI-1819) (TV-PG L, V)

Voice Cast: Dan Castellaneta as Homer Simpson; Julie Kavner as Marge Simpson; Nancy Cartwright as Bart Simpson; Yeardley Smith as Lisa Simpson; Hank Azaria as Moe; Pamela Hayden as Jimbo; Tress MacNeille as Dolph; Russi Taylor as Martin

Guest Voice Cast: Steve Buscemi as Dwight; Ted Nugent as himself



**SEASON FINALE**—“THE SIMPSONS”—(8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) CC

LISA RISES TO SHOWBIZ STARDOM
ON “THE SIMPSONS” SUNDAY, MAY 18, ON FOX

Drew Carey Makes Guest Voice Appearance


As Krusty’s new assistant, Lisa steals the spotlight and gets her own television show, leaving Krusty behind. But when she’s honored as Entertainer of the Year at the Springfield Media Awards, she realizes that the she may not be cut out for showbiz after all. Meanwhile, Bart and Homer spend some time bonding through their newfound love of coin-collecting in the “All About Lisa” season finale episode of THE SIMPSONS airing Sunday, May 18 (8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (SI-1913) (TV-PG L, V)

Voice Cast: Dan Castellaneta as Homer Simpson; Julie Kavner as Marge Simpson; Nancy Cartwright as Bart Simpson; Yeardley Smith as Lisa Simpson; Hank Azaria as Moe; Harry Shearer as Skinner; Pamela Haden as Milhouse; Tress MacNeille as J.C.; Russi Taylor as Martin

Guest Voice Cast: Drew Carey as himself




**SEASON FINALE**—“KING OF THE HILL”—(8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC

LUCKY GETS THROWN BEHIND BARS
ON THE SEASON FINALE OF “KING OF THE HILL”
SUNDAY, MAY 18, ON FOX


Luanne’s long lost father and Peggy's brother, Hoyt (guest voice Johnny Knoxville), returns to Arlen after being incarcerated for years. With nowhere to go, he turns to his daughter and sister for guidance and a little bit of dough. When Peggy denies him, he decides to take matters into his own hands and robs a restaurant for cash. Meanwhile, Luanne's husband, Lucky (Tom Petty), turns to Hank for some insight on how to become a better father. He comes to the conclusion that taking the blame for Hoyt’s crime might be a great way to step it up in the season finale episode “Life: A Losers Manual” of KING OF THE HILL airing Sunday, May 18 (8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (KH-1213) (TV-PG)

Voice Cast: Mike Judge as Hank Hill and Boomhauer; Kathy Najimy as Peggy Hill; Pamela S. Adlon as Bobby Hill; Brittany Murphy as Luanne; Tom Petty as Lucky; Johnny Hardwick as Dale; and Stephen Root as Bill

Guest Voice Cast: Johnny Knoxville as Hoyt




 
--“FAMILY GUY”—(9:00-9:30 PM ET/PT) CC

PA
: Viewer discretion is advised.

STEWIE IS ON THE LAM
ON “FAMILY GUY” SUNDAY, MAY 18, ON FOX

Simon Cowell, Randy Jackson and Paula Abdul
Make Guest Voice Appearances


While all of Quahog assumes she’s dead, Lois returns from the wilderness and names Stewie as her killer, but he goes on the run while Joe leads a manhunt around Quahog. Stewie then tries to take over the world, and in the interim, auditions for AMERICAN IDOL judges Simon Cowell, Randy Jackson and Paula Abdul. Meanwhile, Lois realizes that she must stop Stewie in the “Lois Kills Stewie” episode of FAMILY GUY airing Sunday, May 18 (9:00-9:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (FG-518) (TV-14 D, L, S, V)

Voice Cast: Seth MacFarlane as Peter Griffin, Stewie Griffin, Brian Griffin, and Quagmire; Alex Borstein as Lois Griffin; Seth Green as Chris Griffin; Mila Kunis as Meg Griffin; Mike Henry as Cleveland

Guest Voice: Simon Cowell as himself, Randy Jackson as himself and Paula Abdul as herself

Contact: Tracey Raftery  310-369-1425  tracey.raftery@fox.com




PA:
Viewer discretion is advised.

STAN BREAKS THROUGH A MID-LIFE CRISIS
ON THE SEASON FINALE OF
“AMERICAN DAD”
SUNDAY, MAY 18, ON FOX


The Smith’s marriage is fizzling, leaving Stan feeling unappreciated as Francine visits her parents over spring break. Yet the family is unaware of Roger’s own plans to become the ‘King of Spring Break,’ as he invites college coeds to come party at their revamped home. While Steve tries to lose his virginity to the luscious Carmen Selectra, Stan’s tastes lead him to Jessica, his new Spring Break buddy. Stan must now decide whether the booze cruise with Jessica is better than married life on the season finale "Spring Break-Up” episode of AMERICAN DAD airing Sunday, May 18 (9:30-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (DAD-317) (TV-14 D, L, V)

Voice Cast: Seth MacFarlane as Stan Smith and Roger the Alien; Wendy Schaal as Francine Smith; Rachael MacFarlane as Hayley; Scott Grimes as Steve; and Dee Bradley Baker as Klaus

 

 

 

SUNDAY, APRIL 27


--“KING OF THE HILL”—(7:00-7:30 PM ET/PT) CC

PEGGY GETS INTO SELLER MODE ON
 “KING OF THE HILL”
SUNDAY, APRIL 27, ON FOX

Peggy, a passionate realtor, finds a great home listing that she must sell within two weeks. One catch, though, the home is currently occupied by the strangest family in Arlen. Peggy doesn’t feel they are visually appealing enough to get the home sold in time, so she decides to bring in a “Hollywood” family to sell the home. The Hill family opens their house to rehearse the home-selling scene, and Peggy finds herself in a pickle when she gets a buyer…for the Hill’s home! Hank does whatever it takes to hold on to his family’s house in the “Six Characters in Search of a House” episode of KING OF THE HILL airing Sunday, April 27 (7:00-7:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (KH-1208) (TV-PG) 

Voice Cast: Mike Judge as Hank Hill & Boomhauer; Kathy Najimy as Peggy Hill; Pamela S. Adlon as Bobby Hill; Brittany Murphy as Luanne; Tom Petty as Lucky; Johnny Hardwick as Dale and Stephen Root as Bill.




--“THE SIMPSONS”—(7:30-8:00 PM ET/PT) CC

MARGE LAUNCHES A GYM FOR “REGULAR WOMEN”
AND HOMER TAKES EXTREME MEASURES TO GET HIMSELF INTO SHAPE
ON “THE SIMPSONS” SUNDAY, APRIL 27, ON FOX

Jack Black Makes a Guest Voice Appearance

Much to the Comic Book Guy’s chagrin, Bart, Lisa and Milhouse check out a new comic book store called Coolsville, where they are treated like royalty by a friendly comic book buff named Milo (guest voice Jack Black). Coolsville attracts some real-life comic book creators, such as Alan Moore, Art Spiegelman and Dan Clowes (guest-voicing as themselves), and the Comic Book Guy wages war on Coolsville in an attempt to win back his customers. Meanwhile, Marge decides her middle-aged physique could use some help, and she launches a gym for “regular women.” Marge’s gym becomes wildly successful and as her fame grows, Homer fears she will dump him for a younger, more fit guy. Homer decides to take matters into his own hands to get into shape in the “Husbands and Knives” episode of THE SIMPSONS airing Sunday, April 27 (7:30-8:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (SI-1817) (TV-PG D, S, V)

Voice Cast: Dan Castellaneta as Homer Simpson; Julie Kavner as Marge Simpson; Nancy Cartwright as Bart Simpson; Yeardley Smith as Lisa Simpson; Hank Azaria as Moe; Pamela Hayden as Milhouse; Tress MacNeille as Dolph; Russi Taylor as Martin

Guest Voice Cast: Jack Black as Milo, Dan Clowes as himself; Alan Moore as himself; Art Spiegelman as himself.



--“THE SIMPSONS”—(8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) CC

BART FALLS FOR A COW AND TRIES TO SAVE IT
BEFORE IT IS SENT TO THE SLAUGHTERHOUSE
ON “THE SIMPSONS” SUNDAY, APRIL 27, ON FOX

Zooey Deschanel Makes Guest Voice Appearance

When Bart joins the 4-H Club, he unexpectedly falls in love with a cow named Lou. But when Bart finds out that Lou has been sold to a slaughterhouse, he becomes determined to save him. Bart and Lisa free Lou from the slaughterhouse, and Bart gives the cow to Mary, a fellow 4-H Club member. However, Mary’s father mistakenly believes Bart is giving them the cow as a dowry for Mary’s hand in marriage. When Homer and Marge hear of Bart’s engagement, they devise a plan to save Lou and free Bart from his marriage in the “Apocalypse Cow” episode of THE SIMPSONS airing Sunday, April 27 (8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (SI-1910) (TV-PG D, L, V)

Voice Cast: Dan Castellaneta as Homer Simpson; Julie Kavner as Marge Simpsons; Nancy Cartwright as Bart Simpson; Yeardley Smith as Lisa Simpson; Hank Azaria as Apu; Harry Shearer as Flanders; Pamela Hayden as Guest; Tress MacNeille as Brandine

Guest Voice Cast: Zooey Deschanel as Mary




--“KING OF THE HILL”—(8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC

HAPPY BIRTHDAY PEGGY!
 ON “KING OF THE HILL”
SUNDAY, APRIL 27, ON FOX

Peggy is depressed that her birthday always ends up being a bust, so she vows to plan the party of the year. Hank, Bill, Boomhauer, Kahn, Luanne and the rest of the gang gather to celebrate with a disco-themed shindig on a mystery train, and everyone gets dressed in their sharpest 70s attire. Luanne ruins the mystery, and it becomes clear this is just another typical Peggy party. However, when a couple tucks away to the train’s bathroom for some extracurricular activity, a new mystery unfolds and the gang tries to find out who did the deed in the “Strangeness on a Train” episode of KING OF THE HILL airing Sunday, April 27 (8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (KH-1210) (TV-PG D)

Voice Cast: Mike Judge as Hank Hill & Boomhauer; Kathy Najimy as Peggy Hill; Pamela S. Adlon as Bobby Hill; Brittany Murphy as Luanne; Tom Petty as Lucky; Johnny Hardwick as Dale and Stephen Root as Bill.



 
--“FAMILY GUY”—(9:00-9:30 PM ET/PT) CC

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

BRIAN HAS A BASTARD OF A SON
ON “FAMILY GUY” SUNDAY, APRIL 27, ON FOX

Harvey Fierstein and Chace Crawford Make Guest-Voice Appearances

When Brian is afraid that he has lost his chance at love, he goes in search of a former flame Tracy (Harvey Fierstein) only to discover he is the father of her unruly son, Dylan. After Brian’s surprise visit, Tracy drops Dylan off at the Griffin’s so Brian can raise him. Subsequently, his new little angel begins terrorizing the Griffin household and Brian’s self-important attitude toward parenting infuriates Peter and Lois in “The Former Life of Brian” episode of FAMILY GUY airing Sunday, April 27 (9:00-9:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (FG-604) (TV-14 D, L, V)

Voice Cast: Seth MacFarlane as Peter Griffin, Stewie Griffin, Brian Griffin, and Quagmire; Alex Borstein as Lois Griffin; Seth Green as Chris Griffin and Dylan; Mila Kunis as Meg Griffin; Mike Henry as Cleveland.

Guest Cast: Harvey Fierstein as Tracy; Chace Crawford as Boyfriend




--“AMERICAN DAD”—(9:30-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

STAN SQUARES OFF WITH A KGB AGENT
ON “AMERICAN DAD”
SUNDAY, APRIL 27, ON FOX

Stan goes in search of a former KGB agent, Sergei, but he’s shocked to find the man is his new next door neighbor. When Sergei starts helping Steve build a rocket for class, Stan realizes the boy has turned into a communist. Meanwhile, Roger and Klaus head to France for a little R&R but their trip takes a turn for the worse when Klaus gets busted for smuggling drugs back into the U.S. on the "Red October Sky” episode of AMERICAN DAD airing Sunday, April 27 (9:30-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (DAD-311) (TV-14)

Voice Cast: Seth MacFarlane as Stan Smith and Roger the Alien; Wendy Schaal as Francine Smith; Rachael MacFarlane as Hayley; Scott Grimes as Steve; and Dee Bradley Baker as Klaus.





 
MONDAY, APRIL 28


--“BONES”—(8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

BOOTH AND BRENNAN LEARN SOME LESSONS IN BABYSITTING
AS THEY INVESTIGATE THE MURDER OF AN INFANT’S MOTHER
ON “BONES” MONDAY, APRIL 28, ON FOX

Booth and Brennan investigate the scene where a car was run off the road and the victim’s body deliberately burned beyond recognition. When the team hears muffled whimpering during the site investigation, they find the victim’s baby miraculously perched in a tree above the scene of the crash. The team designates Brennan as the infant’s caretaker, but when the baby swallows a key piece of evidence, they question her nurturing skills. The team soon identifies the victim as a laborer who worked in a tire-recycling factory in a small, impoverished town in Virginia, and Brennan and Booth venture out to investigate who might have wanted her dead. Their suspicions range from her deadbeat husband to the impecunious habitants of her town. Meanwhile, the team is fascinated by the presence of a baby in the lab and its affinity for Brennan in “The Baby in the Bough” episode of BONES airing Monday, April 28 (8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (BON-309) (TV-14 L)

Cast: Emily Deschanel as Dr. Temperance Brennan; David Boreanaz as FBI Special Agent Seeley Booth; TJ Thyne as Dr. Jack Hodgins; Michaela Conlin as Angela Montenegro; Eric Millegan as Zack Addy; Tamara Taylor as Dr. Camille “Cam” Saroyan

Guest Cast: Nathan Dean as Agent Charlie Burns; Cameron Dye as Lou Taylor; Austin O’Brien as Jimmy Grant; Becky Wahlstrom as Carol Grant; Tom Wilson as Chip Barnett; Ronald William Lawrence as Terry; James C. Victor as Rich; Frank Clem as Earl Delancy; Steve Seagren as Sheriff Delpy; James Lashly as Paul; Sheila Shaw as Dorothy; Clement E. Blake as Homeless Man




 
--“HOUSE”—(9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

HOUSE QUESTIONS THE SINCERITY OF A PATIENT
WHO’S TOO NICE TO BE HEALTHY
ON "HOUSE" MONDAY, APRIL 28, ON FOX

First Original Episode Since February

House suspects an emergency room patient has a bigger problem then the E.R. initially diagnosed based on the fact that the patient is too nice. A skeptical House questions the patient’s sunny disposition as the team tries to get to the bottom of his illness, but disagrees with House that niceness is a symptom.  Meanwhile, House and Amber are at odds about how much time they each get to spend with Wilson, and Cuddy demands House give his team performance reviews in the “No More Mr. Nice Guy” episode of HOUSE airing Monday, April 28 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/ PT) on FOX.  (HOU-413) (TV-14 D, L)
Cast: Hugh Laurie as Dr. Gregory House; Lisa Edelstein as Dr. Lisa Cuddy; Omar Epps as Dr. Eric Foreman; Robert Sean Leonard as Dr. James Wilson; Jennifer Morrison as Dr. Allison Cameron; Jesse Spencer as Dr. Robert Chase; Peter Jacobson as Dr. Chris Taub; Kal Penn as Dr. Lawrence Kutner; Olivia Wilde as Thirteen

Guest Cast: Anne Dudek as Amber; Paul Rae as Jeff; Chad Morgan as Deb; Marwan Ghazali as Delivery Man; Chris Emerson as Young Man; Dina Defterios as Luisa Maria; Bobbin Bergstrom as Nurse





TUESDAY, APRIL 29


--“AMERICAN IDOL”—5 Finalists Compete—(8:00-9:02 PM ET live/PT tape-delayed) CC-HDTV 720p-In Stereo

TOP 5 PERFORM ON “AMERICAN IDOL”
TUESDAY, APRIL 29, ON FOX

Tonight on AMERICAN IDOL the Top 5 finalists will perform LIVE for the nation, vying for the AMERICAN IDOL crown. The contestants will perform their hearts out in hopes of winning America’s vote and surviving another week. Tune in to see who impresses the judges and who buckles under the pressure when “5 Finalists Compete” on the AMERICAN IDOL performance show airing Tuesday, April 29 (8:00-9:02 PM live ET/tape-delayed PT) on FOX. (ID-731) (TV-PG L)

Host: Ryan Seacrest

Judges: Paula Abdul, Simon Cowell and Randy Jackson


--“HELL’S KITCHEN”—11 Chefs Compete—(9:02-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC

A SLICE OF CHAOS
ON “HELL’S KITCHEN”
TUESDAY, APRIL 29, ON FOX

The aspiring chefs learn the value of a culinary classic when they are challenged to turn the basic into brilliant by creating a gourmet pizza to present to Chef Ramsay. The winning team is whisked away by helicopter to enjoy a gourmet meal in seaside Santa Barbara. The losing team is forced to take pizza orders and deliver the pizzas during dinner service! This chaotic night requires all hands on deck, but when one contestant has a serious accident and is rushed to the hospital; will the teams be able to survive? Find out who can handle the extra heat when “11 Chefs Compete” on HELL’S KITCHEN airing Tuesday, April 29 (9:02-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (HK-405) (TV-14 L)

Cast: Gordon Ramsay




WEDNESDAY, APRIL 30


--“’TIL DEATH”—(8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

EDDIE AND JOY TACKLE THE CRYING GAME ON “’TIL DEATH”
WEDNESDAY, APRIL 30 ON FOX
 
Wendie Malick Makes a Special Guest Appearance

When Joy accuses Eddie of not being able to express his emotions, they enroll in a couple’s seminar to strengthen their relationship and help Eddie get in touch with his feelings. During the retreat their teacher, Dr. Friedman (Wendie Malick) pushes her new age therapy leaving a bad taste in their mouths.  Meanwhile, Kenny tries to help Eddie get in touch with his sensitive side and Jeff admits his sensitivity to Steph on the “Sob Story” episode of ‘TIL DEATH Wednesday, April 30 (8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (TIL-216) (TV-PG D, L)

Cast: Brad Garrett, Joely Fisher, Kat Foster, and Eddie Kaye Thomas

Guest Cast: J.B. Smoove as Kenny; Diane Delano as Sammy; and Wendie Malick as Dr. Friedman



[EDITOR’S NOTE: TIL-216 replaces the previously announced episode of ‘TIL DEATH.]


 
--“BACK TO YOU”—(8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

THE BIRDS AND THE BEES FLY AND STING
ON “BACK TO YOU” WEDNESDAY, APRIL 30, ON FOX

Chuck and Kelly seek the best way to publicly disclose their parenthood, but an unfortunately timed new ad campaign for the station complicates their efforts. Meanwhile, Marsh bestows a gift upon Gary but immediately regrets his generosity on the “Two Steps Forward, One Step Back” episode of BACK TO YOU airing Wednesday, April 30 (8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (BTY-115) (TV-14, D, L)

Cast: Kelsey Grammer as Chuck Darling; Patricia Heaton as Kelly Carr; Fred Willard as Marsh McGinley; Ty Burrell as Gary Crezyzewski; Josh Gad as Ryan Church; Lily Jackson as Gracie



[EDITOR’S NOTE 2: BTY-115, previously untitled, now has an episode title.]


--“AMERICAN IDOL RESULTS SHOW”—1 of 5 Voted Off—(9:00-10:00 PM ET live/PT tape-delayed) CC-HDTV 720p-In Stereo

ONE MUST GO HOME TONIGHT!
TOP 4 FINALISTS REMAIN WHEN THE VOTING RESULTS ARE REVEALED
ON “AMERICAN IDOL” WEDNESDAY, APRIL 30, ON FOX

Last night, AMERICAN IDOL’s Top 5 sung their hearts out in hopes of winning America over. Find out tonight LIVE who will survive and who will be sent home. Find out tonight who will sing again next week and who will go home on the AMERICAN IDOL Results Show, “1 of 5 Voted Off,” airing Wednesday, April 30 (9:00-10:00 PM ET live/PT tape-delayed) on FOX. (ID2-731A) (TV-PG L)


Host: Ryan Seacrest

Judges: Paula Abdul, Simon Cowell and Randy Jackson




 
THURSDAY, MAY 1


--“ARE YOU SMARTER THAN A 5TH GRADER?”—(8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC

WILL SENIORITIS KEEP THESE ADULTS FROM REACHING THE PRIZE ON
 “ARE YOU SMARTER THAN A 5th GRADER?”
THURSDAY, MAY 1, ON FOX

Grownup contestants try to graduate toward the top prize of $1 million in this atypical quiz show that tests adults’ lack of knowledge – as revealed by how much they’ve forgotten since elementary school. Adults find themselves in a classroom setting, revisiting their youth, as they tackle subjects ranging from art to geography and math to social studies. Contestants are not alone, however; there is a way for them to “cheat” in this classroom. The adults have the opportunity to get help from real grade-schoolers, who will offer what they think is the correct a-n-s-w-e-r on ARE YOU SMARTER THAN A 5TH GRADER? airing Thursday, May 1 (8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (AYS-227) (TV-PG)

Host: Jeff Foxworthy




--“DON’T FORGET THE LYRICS!”—(9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC

BRET MICHAELS COMPETES FOR CHARITY
ON A SPECIAL CELEBRITY EDITION
OF “DON’T FORGET THE LYRICS!”
THURSDAY, MAY 1, ON FOX

Poison front man and “Rock of Love” star Bret Michaels takes center stage for a chance to win $1 million for The Juvenile Diabetes Research Foundation and St. Jude’s Children Research Hospital. Will he rock hard or fall flat? Wayne Brady hosts DON’T FORGET THE LYRICS! airing Thursday, May 1 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (LYR-132) (TV-PG)

Host: Wayne Brady





 
FRIDAY, MAY 2


**FOX MOVIE SPECIAL**—“ARE WE THERE YET?”- (WORLD BROADCAST PREMIERE)-(8:00-10:00 PM ET/PT)- CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

ICE CUBE TRIES TO SURVIVE A NIGHTMARE ROAD TRIP
IN THE WORLD BROADCAST PREMIERE OF “ARE WE THERE YET?”
FRIDAY, MAY 2, ON FOX

Nick Persons (Ice Cube), a bachelor looking to change his ways, may have finally found the one. Suzanne Kingston (Nia Long) is a stunning and successful executive, but she’s also a single mother, and her two children have never taken kindly to their mother’s boyfriends. When Suzanne’s job threatens to spoil her holiday with the kids, Nick offers to drive them from Portland to Vancouver to spend New Year’s Eve with their mother.  But the kids have other plans for their trip with Nick and he’ll need to prepare for one mishap after another if he hopes to get to Vancouver in one piece. Will this gesture be just the ticket to win over Suzanne or will it be the biggest mistake of Nick’s life? Don't miss the World Broadcast Premiere of ARE WE THERE YET? airing Friday, May 2 (8:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (FM-0806) (TV-TBA)

Cast: Ice Cube as Nick Persons; Nia Long as Suzanne Kingston; Jay Mohr as Marty; M.C. Gainey as Al; Henry Simmons as Carl; Aleisha Allen as Lindsey Kingston; Philip Bolden as Kevin Kingston





SATURDAY, MAY 3


**FOX SPORTS SPECIAL**—NASCAR ’08: RICHMOND 400—(7:00-11:00 PM ET Live/4:00-8:00 PM PT live) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

FOX SPORTS PRESENTS THE RICHMOND 400,
A NASCAR NEXTEL CUP RACE, LIVE IN PRIMETIME
SATURDAY, MAY 3, ON FOX

FOX Sports presents NASCAR Sprint Cup racing’s Richmond 400. Play-by-play broadcaster Mike Joy, analyst Larry McReynolds and analyst Darrell Waltrip call all the action live from Richmond International Raceway at the RICHMOND 400 airing Saturday, May 3 (7:00-11:00 PM ET Live/4:00-8:00 PM PT live) on FOX.  (SP-0833) (TV-N/A)




 
--“MADtv”—(Midnight-1:00 AM ET/11:00 PM-Midnight PT) CC

PARODIES OF “24” AND AVRIL LAVIGNE
ON “MADtv” SATURDAY, MAY 3, ON FOX

MADtv’s refreshing humor returns with an all new parody of Avril Lavigne’s video “Girlfriend,” while featured cast members Johnny Sanchez and Dan Oster do a parody of the FOX hit “24” on MADtv airing Saturday, May 3 (Midnight-1:00 AM ET/11:00 PM-Midnight PT) on FOX. (MD-1309) (TV-14 D, L)

Cast: Crista Flanagan, Keegan-Michael Key, Bobby Lee, Michael McDonald, Arden Myrin, Nicole Parker, Jordan Peele, Anjelah Johnson, Johnny Sanchez III, Dan Oster and Daheli Hall.




--“TALKSHOW WITH SPIKE FERESTEN”—(1:00-1:30 AM ET/Midnight-12:30 AM PT) CC

JORDIN SPARKS PERFORMS
ON “TALKSHOW WITH SPIKE FERESTEN”
SATURDAY, MAY 3, ON FOX

Jordin Sparks, winner of AMERICAN IDOL Season Six, makes a special guest appearance and performs her single “Tattoo” from her self-titled debut album. Spike also features more trademark sketches on TALKSHOW WITH SPIKE FERESTEN airing Saturday, May 3 (1:00-1:30 AM ET/Midnight-12:30 AM PT) on FOX. (SPK-216) (TV-14 D, L)

Host: Spike Feresten

Guest: Jordin Sparks





SUNDAY, MAY 4


--“KING OF THE HILL”—(7:00-7:30 PM ET/PT) CC

DOLLAR SIGNS LEAD DALE OFF-SIDES
 ON “KING OF THE HILL”
SUNDAY, MAY 4, ON FOX

Joseph Gribble, Dale’s son, becomes the star quarterback for Landry High School, and Arlen residents are bursting with excitement and hoping this is their year! Spencer Academy, a very wealthy prep school, approaches Joseph with an offer to play football for them. Joseph wants to turn them down, but Dale sees only dollar signs when the offer includes an exclusive cash contract. Dale quickly realizes the Gribble family doesn’t fit into the upper-class lifestyle, and he devises a plan to raise the money to pay back the prep-school for breaking the obligation in the “The Courtship of Joseph’s Father” episode of KING OF THE HILL airing Sunday, May 4 (7:00-7:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (KH-1209) (TV-PG)

Voice Cast: Mike Judge as Hank Hill & Boomhauer; Kathy Najimy as Peggy Hill; Pamela S. Adlon as Bobby Hill; Brittany Murphy as Luanne; Tom Petty as Lucky; Johnny Hardwick as Dale and Stephen Root as Bill.




-- “THE SIMPSONS”—(7:30-8:00 PM ET/PT) CC

HOMER FLIES HIGH ON “THE SIMPSONS”
SUNDAY, MAY 4, ON FOX

Lionel Richie and Stephen Colbert Makes Guest Voice Appearances

After Homer saves Mr. Burns from drowning in a mall fountain, Burns thanks him by taking him on a whirlwind trip to Chicago on his private plane. Homer is smitten with the luxury jet and all the perks that come with it, including flying with song legend Lionel Richie, who serenades him with a customized version of “Say You, Say Me.” After returning home, Homer makes it his mission to find a job that offers him the chance to fly on a corporate jet and enlists a life coach, guest star Stephen Colbert, to help fulfill this dream in the “He Loves to Fly and He D’ohs” episode of THE SIMPSONS airing Sunday, May 4 (7:30-8:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (SI-1820) (TV-PG D, L, S, V)

Voice Cast: Dan Castellaneta as Homer Simpson; Julie Kavner as Marge Simpson; Nancy Cartwright as Bart Simpson; Yeardley Smith as Lisa Simpson; Hank Azaria as Moe; Pamela Hayden as Milhouse; Tress MacNeille as Flight Attendant.

Guest Voice Cast: Lionel Richie as himself; Stephen Colbert as Colby



--“THE SIMPSONS”—(8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) CC

LISA’S DOCUMENTARY ON HER FAMILY PREMIERES
AT THE SUNDANCE FILM FESTIVAL
ON “THE SIMPSONS” SUNDAY, MAY 4, ON FOX

Jim Jarmusch Makes Guest-Voice Appearance

Lisa makes a documentary about her family for a school project. After the success of her project, Principal Skinner and Superintendent Chalmers encourage her to enter the film into the Sundance Film Festival. But when Lisa’s film premieres at Sundance, Homer, Marge and Bart are embarrassed by the candid behind-the-scenes look at their lives in the “Any Given Sundance” episode of THE SIMPSONS airing Sunday, May 4 (8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (SI-1911) (TV-PG L, V)

Voice Cast: Dan Castellaneta as Homer Simpson; Julie Kavner as Marge Simpsons; Nancy Cartwright as Bart Simpson; Yeardley Smith as Lisa Simpson; Hank Azaria as Moe; Harry Shearer as Skinner; Pamela Hayden as Milhouset; Tress MacNeille as Mrs. Muntz

Guest Voice Cast: Jim Jarmusch as himself


--“KING OF THE HILL”—(8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC

PICKPOCKETING MIX-UP
ON “KING OF THE HILL”
SUNDAY, MAY 4, ON FOX

Fred Willard Makes Guest Voice Appearance

When Hank accidentally lifts another man's wallet, the man becomes bent out of shape and vows revenge. Hank, Bill and Boomhauer try to return the wallet to his home and the man decides to chase the guys all the way to the new sports bar where Dale works. The man is apprehended by Officer Brown (Fred Willard) at the restaurant, and the men of Arlen are safe. Meanwhile, Bobby is falsely accused of a crime at school, and as a punishment, he is assigned to follow Officer Brown around town in the “Cops and Robert” episode of KING OF THE HILL airing Sunday, May 4 (8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (KH-1211) (TV-PG L, V)

Voice Cast: Mike Judge as Hank Hill & Boomhauer; Kathy Najimy as Peggy Hill; Pamela S. Adlon as Bobby Hill; Brittany Murphy as Luanne; Tom Petty as Lucky; Johnny Hardwick as Dale and Stephen Root as Bill.

Guest Voice Cast: Fred Willard as Officer Brown




**SEASON FINALE**—“FAMILY GUY”—(9:00-9:30 PM ET/PT) CC

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

SHIVER ME TIMBERS
ON THE SEASON FINALE OF “FAMILY GUY”
SUNDAY, MAY 4, ON FOX

Amanda Bynes Makes a Guest-Voice Appearance

Yo ho ho! It’s a pirate’s life for Peter when he gets a pet parrot. But after raising hell in Quahog and terrorizing the neighbors, Peter accidentally kills his beloved pet. Meanwhile, Chris goes with Brian to the vet and falls for the lovely intern Anna (Amanda Bynes) in the “Long John Peter” episode of FAMILY GUY airing Sunday, May 4 (9:00-9:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (FG-606) (TV-14 D, L, V)

Voice Cast: Seth MacFarlane as Peter Griffin, Stewie Griffin, Brian Griffin, and Quagmire; Alex Borstein as Lois Griffin; Seth Green as Chris Griffin and Dylan; Mila Kunis as Meg Griffin; Mike Henry as Cleveland.

Guest Cast: Amanda Bynes as Anna




 
--“AMERICAN DAD”—(9:30-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

ROGER GETS THE CORNER OFFICE
ON “AMERICAN DAD”
SUNDAY, MAY 4, ON FOX

Roger begins to release photos of himself to the local media for extra cash, prompting the CIA to initiate an Alien Task Force. Through a twist of fate, Roger ends up in charge of the task force in disguise, creating tension at home as he is now Stan’s boss.  Meanwhile Francine comes to grips with being left-handed and Roger frames Stan as an alien in attempt to keep his identity a secret on the "Office Spaceman” episode of AMERICAN DAD airing Sunday, May 4 (9:30-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (DAD-313) (TV-14 L, S, V)

Voice Cast: Seth MacFarlane as Stan Smith and Roger the Alien; Wendy Schaal as Francine Smith; Rachael MacFarlane as Hayley; Scott Grimes as Steve; and Dee Bradley Baker as Klaus.

Guest Cast: Raven Symone as Katie
 

 

 

SUNDAY, APRIL 20


--“KING OF THE HILL”—(7:00-7:30 PM ET/PT) CC

LADYBIRD’S TERRIBLE TANTRUM
ON “KING OF THE HILL”
SUNDAY, APRIL 20, ON FOX

Fred Willard Makes Guest Voice Appearance

Hank turns to a “dog spiritualist” when Ladybird begins to act up around loud noises.  The spiritualist informs Hank that his lack of leadership skills is the source of Ladybird’s tantrums, so Hank learns some canine commands. When Ladybird doesn’t respond to Hank, the spiritualist encourages him to try different approaches. Hank thinks Ladybird needs to be around other elderly people, so the Hill family takes her to a nursing home where she seems at peace. When a loud thunderstorm rolls in and throws Ladybird back into her old ways, the Hill family becomes determined to find out what is wrong with the pooch in the “Doggone Crazy” episode of KING OF THE HILL airing Sunday, April 20 (7:00-7:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (KH-1201) (TV-PG)

Voice Cast: Mike Judge as Hank Hill & Boomhauer; Kathy Najimy as Peggy Hill; Pamela S. Adlon as Bobby Hill; Brittany Murphy as Luanne; Tom Petty as Lucky; Johnny Hardwick as Dale and Stephen Root as Bill.

Guest Voice Cast: Fred Willard as Officer Brown




--“AMERICAN DAD”—(7:30-8:00 PM ET/PT) CC

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

FRANCINE IS FRAMED
ON “AMERICAN DAD”
SUNDAY, APRIL 20, ON FOX

Stan sets Bullock up with a friend of Francine’s but, dreading to hear Francine tell him “I told you so,” Stan goes to great lengths to make sure the date goes well by getting everyone drunk. Unfortunately, Bullock accidentally kills the woman and Stan covers it up and then frames Francine so that she’ll stop asking questions in the "Four Little Words” episode of AMERICAN DAD airing Sunday, April 20 (7:30-8:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (DAD-218) (TV-14 D, L, S, V)

Voice Cast: Seth MacFarlane as Stan Smith and Roger the Alien; Wendy Schaal as Francine Smith; Rachael MacFarlane as Hayley; Scott Grimes as Steve; and Dee Bradley Baker as Klaus.




 
--“THE SIMPSONS”—(8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) CC
 
WHEN HOMER AND MARGE GET TRAPPED IN A TUNNEL OF LOVE,
THREE VALENTINE’S DAY STORIES OF SPRINGFIELDIAN LOVE UNFOLD
ON “THE SIMPSONS” SUNDAY, APRIL 20, ON FOX

To celebrate Valentine’s Day, Homer takes Marge to the Tunnel of Love at a carnival.  But when Bart pulls a prank involving some Jell-O, they become hopelessly stranded. Homer tries to cheer Marge up by recounting some of the greatest love stories of all time, beginning with Bonnie and Clyde (as Marge and Homer) who steal each others’ hearts as they rob their town dry. Next, Marge tells the story of two dogs, Sadie (Marge) and Scamp (Homer), in her take on “Lady and the Tramp.” Lastly, Bart spins the final romantic tale in his recounting of the rock-and-roll romance of the The Sex Pistols when Nancy Spungeon (Lisa) falls for the rebellious Sid Vicious (Nelson). Before long though, Sid and Nancy are hooked on chocolate, and as Sid gains weight, Johnny Rotten (Bart) warns them that their dangerous habits are turning them into “chunkies” in the “Love, Springfieldian Style” episode of THE SIMPSONS airing Sunday, April 20 (8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (SI-1905) (TV-PG D, L, S, V)

Voice Cast: Dan Castellaneta as Homer Simpson; Julie Kavner as Marge Simpson; Nancy Cartwright as Bart Simpson; Yeardley Smith as Lisa Simpson; Hank Azaria as Moe; Harry Shearer as Skinner; Pamela Hayden as Milhouse; Tress MacNeille as Witch; Russi Taylor as Martin




--“KING OF THE HILL”—(8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC

LUNCH TRUCKS BATTLE FOR SUPREMACY
ON “KING OF THE HILL”
SUNDAY, APRIL 20, ON FOX

When the Arlen City Council bans the sale of foods containing trans fats, Sugarfoot’s Restaurant goes out of business. Hank, who feels the ban is an infringement on freedom, encourages Strickland to fix things. Strickland’s solution to the problem is to sell his delicious, trans-fatty foods on a lunch truck so he can evade the law. Bribery and police corruption ensue, and Hank begins to have second thoughts on his activism to repeal the ban. However, before he can back out, a rival lunch truck (Rooster’s Roost) terrorizes the Sugarfoot truck, and a turf war develops. The fierce competition convinces Hank to stay on board with Sugarfoot’s until they can shut Rooster’s down. With the help of a reporter, Hank puts his best investigative skills to the test and becomes determined to unearth evidence to bring Rooster’s down and show the city council that sometimes the world just needs tasty, unhealthy fare in the “Trans-Fascism” episode of KING OF THE HILL airing Sunday, April 20 (8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (KH-1202) (TV-PG)

Voice Cast: Mike Judge as Hank Hill & Boomhauer; Kathy Najimy as Peggy Hill; Pamela S. Adlon as Bobby Hill; Brittany Murphy as Luanne; Tom Petty as Lucky; Johnny Hardwick as Dale and Stephen Root as Bill.




 
--“FAMILY GUY”—(9:00-9:30 PM ET/PT) CC

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 BRIAN HAS THE ‘WRITE’ STUFF
ON “FAMILY GUY”
SUNDAY, APRIL 20, ON FOX

Peter and Lois’s marriage is on the rocks, but when Brian wins the New England Rising Writer’s award, the three of them head to Martha’s Vineyard for a relaxing vacation. As Peter’s drinking spirals out of control, so does Brian’s self restraint as he professes his undying love for Lois. Peter and Brian test their friendship over the woman of their dreams on the “Play it Again, Brian” episode of FAMILY GUY airing Sunday, April 20 (9:00-9:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (FG-601) (TV-14 D, L, S, V)

Voice Cast: Seth MacFarlane as Peter Griffin, Stewie Griffin, Brian Griffin, and Quagmire; Alex Borstein as Lois Griffin; Seth Green as Chris Griffin; Mila Kunis as Meg Griffin; Mike Henry as Cleveland. 




--“AMERICAN DAD”—(9:30-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

STAN IS AN ICE PRINCESS
ON “AMERICAN DAD”
SUNDAY, APRIL 20, ON FOX

Francine discovers that Stan has been hiding a secret passion for competitive figure skating for the past 20 years. Instead of demeaning him, Francine decides to support him and joins him as his pairs partner – until Stan’s competitive nature gets the best of him and he ditches her for a new partner. Meanwhile, Steve’s classmate Snot finds new respect among his peers when he parades his new mail-order bride around the playground in the “Of Ice and Men” episode of AMERICAN DAD airing Sunday, April 20 (9:30-10:00 PM ET /PT) on FOX. (DAD-210) (TV-14 L)

Voice Cast: Seth MacFarlane as Stan Smith, Roger the Alien and Franz; Wendy Schaal as Francine Smith; Rachael MacFarlane as Hayley; Scott Grimes as Steve; and Dee Bradley Baker as Klaus and Boxleitner.

Guest Voice Cast: Eddie Kaye Thomas as Barry; Curtis Armstrong as Snot; Ivana Milcevic as Svetlana; Rainn Wilson as Kight/Clifford and Driver; Martin Mull as Father Donavan.





 
MONDAY, APRIL 21


--“BONES”—(8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

BRENNAN AND BOOTH INVESTIGATE THE UNTIMELY DEATH
OF A RISING COLLEGE BASKETBALL STAR
ON “BONES” MONDAY, APRIL 21, ON FOX

Brennan and Booth visit a college campus where human remains are found under the bleachers of a basketball court. Although the body had been crushed beyond recognition underneath the bleachers, a gold “#11” necklace identifies the victim as RJ Manning, the star point guard of the school’s nationally ranked basketball team. After reconstructing RJ’s skull, the team determines that he was dead before the bleachers crushed him.  Brennan and Booth navigate the world of big-time collegiate basketball and interview multiple leads to find out who could possibly have benefited from RJ’s demise. After investigating those with the closest ties to RJ, including his faithful girlfriend, his future basketball agent and his replacement on the school’s team, Brennan and Booth uncover several different plausible motives for RJ’s murder. Later the team discovers that RJ may have been caught up in a rather risqué situation at the time of his death, and they wonder if more than one person could have been involved in his murder. Meanwhile, Hodgins attempts to take his relationship with Angela to the next level, but his courting methods prove to be far less tactful than his scientific ones in the “Player Under Pressure” episode of BONES airing Monday, April 21 (8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (BON-219) (TV-14 D, L, S, V)

Cast: Emily Deschanel as Dr. Temperance Brennan; David Boreanaz as FBI Special Agent Seeley Booth; TJ Thyne as Dr. Jack Hodgins; Michaela Conlin as Angela Montenegro; Eric Millegan as Zack Addy; Tamara Taylor as Dr. Camille “Cam” Saroyan.

Guest Cast: James Black as Chief Cutler; Mekia Cox as Celeste Cutler; Michael McGrady as Coach Morse; Jamil Walker Smith as Colby Page; Daniel Roebuck as George Francis; Erik Von Detten as Ed Dekker; Whitney Anderson as Dallas Verona; Taylor Kinney as Jimmy Fields;  Michelle Page as Justine Berry; Stephanie Charles as Kamaria Manning; Nathan Dean as Agent Charlie; David Greenman as FBI Tech.




**TIME PERIOD PREMIERE**—“HOUSE”—(9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

HOUSE TREATS A NEWLY-CONVERTED HASIDIC JEWISH WOMAN
AFTER SHE COLLAPSES AT HER OWN WEDDING
ON "HOUSE" MONDAY, APRIL 21, ON FOX

House and the team encounter a woman admitted to Princeton-Plainsboro after she collapsed at her wedding. Her test results come up negative for a variety of common diseases, which leads the team to suspect foul play. When they discover the woman had been a music producer living in the fast lane until she converted to Hasidic Judaism, House insists that people do not change so easily, and that her seemingly rash decision may have something to do with an underlying condition. The woman’s husband insists that House treat his wife for her illness, rather than for her past, but she continues to fall dangerously ill. The team must run through all possible diagnoses without disturbing her newly found religious beliefs before it is too late. Meanwhile, House is preoccupied by Wilson’s newly-outed relationship with a woman whose personality is remarkably similar to House’s in the “Don’t Ever Change” episode of HOUSE airing Monday, April 21 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/ PT) on FOX.  (HOU-412) (TV-14 D, L)

Cast: Hugh Laurie as Dr. Gregory House; Lisa Edelstein as Dr. Lisa Cuddy; Omar Epps as Dr. Eric Foreman; Robert Sean Leonard as Dr. James Wilson; Jennifer Morrison as Dr. Allison Cameron; Jesse Spencer as Dr. Robert Chase; Peter Jacobson as Dr. Chris Taub; Kal Penn as Dr. Lawrence Kutner; Olivia Wilde as Thirteen

Guest Cast: Laura Silverman as Roz; Eyal Podell as Yonatan; Faye DeWitt as Mrs. Silver; Karen Strassman as Female Guest #1; Heather Sher as Female Guest #2; Bobbin Bergstrom as Nurse.





TUESDAY, APRIL 22


--“AMERICAN IDOL”—6 Finalists Compete—(8:00-9:02 PM ET live/PT tape-delayed) CC-HDTV 720p-In Stereo

TOP 6 PERFORM WITH SOME TIPS FROM
MUSICAL THEATER LEGEND ANDREW LLOYD WEBBER
ON “AMERICAN IDOL” TUESDAY, APRIL 22, ON FOX

The Top 6 finalists will perform after receiving some pointers from musical theater legend Andrew Lloyd Webber. The contestants will perform their hearts out LIVE in hopes of winning America’s vote and surviving another week. Tune in to see who impresses the judges and who buckles under the pressure when “6 Finalists Compete” on the AMERICAN IDOL performance show airing Tuesday, April 22 (8:00-9:02 PM live ET/tape-delayed PT) on FOX. (ID-730) (TV-PG L)

Host: Ryan Seacrest

Judges: Paula Abdul, Simon Cowell and Randy Jackson




 
--“HELL’S KITCHEN”—(9:02-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC

IT’S ALL ABOUT FAMILY ON
 “HELL’S KITCHEN”
TUESDAY, APRIL 22, ON FOX

It’s family night on HELL’S KITCHEN and the red and blue teams hit the kitchen to make fresh pasta for that night’s dinner service. The team that produces the most pasta is rewarded with a fun day at the Santa Monica Pier. During dinner service there is an accident in the kitchen that sends one contestant to the hospital. Will the team make it without the fallen comrade or will they be forced to shut the doors on HELL’S KITCHEN airing Tuesday, April 22 (9:02-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX? (HK-404) (TV-14 L)

Cast: Gordon Ramsay




WEDNESDAY, APRIL 23

 

 

--“’TIL DEATH”—(8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

 

THE BALL IS IN EDDIE’S COURT ON “’TIL DEATH”

WEDNESDAY, APRIL 23 ON FOX

 

When Joy and Eddie have a pregnancy scare, Joy convinces Eddie to get a vasectomy.  Nervous about the procedure, Eddie takes advice from Kenny (J.B. Smoove) and pretends that he wants more children in order to avoid the trip to Dr. Park (Ken Jeong) on the “Snip/Duck” episode of ‘TIL DEATH Wednesday, April 23 (8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (TIL-214) (TV-14 D, L)

 

Cast: Brad Garrett, Joely Fisher, Kat Foster, and Eddie Kaye Thomas

 

Guest Cast: J.B. Smoove as Kenny; Ken Jeong as Dr. Park

 

 

 


 

--“BACK TO YOU”—(8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

 

CHUCK AND KELLY SPEND TIME IN THERAPY

ON “BACK TO YOU” WEDNESDAY, APRIL 23, ON FOX

 

Diahann Carroll Guest-Stars

 

After Kelly and Chuck finally decide to tell Gracie that Chuck is her father, Kelly gets cold feet. She and Chuck decide to see a therapist to resolve their issues with one another. However, the therapist exposes their pent-up frustrations, complicating their plans to tell Gracie the truth. Meanwhile, Gary is frustrated when he fails to get a hug from everyone’s favorite security guard who is known for his daily words of encouragement and hugs on the “Hug & Tell” episode of BACK TO YOU airing Wednesday, April 23 (8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (BTY-114) (TV-14 D, L)

 

Cast: Kelsey Grammer as Chuck Darling; Patricia Heaton as Kelly Carr; Fred Willard as Marsh McGinley; Josh Gad as Ryan Chruch; Ty Burrell as Gary Crezyzewski; Lily Jackson as Gracie

 

Guest Cast: Diahann Carroll as Sandra Jenkins; Barry Wiggins as Gerald; Wendy Worthington as Bettina

 

 

 

[EDITOR’S NOTE: BTY-114 replaces the previously announced episode of BACK TO YOU.]

 

 

--“AMERICAN IDOL RESULTS SHOW”—1 of 6 Voted Off—(9:00-10:00 PM ET live/PT tape-delayed) CC-HDTV 720p-In Stereo

 

ONE MUST GO HOME TONIGHT!

5 FINALISTS REMAIN WHEN THE VOTING RESULTS ARE REVEALED

ON “AMERICAN IDOL” WEDNESDAY, APRIL 23, ON FOX

 

Last night, AMERICAN IDOL’s Top 6 sung their hearts out in hopes of winning America over. Find out tonight LIVE who will survive and who will be sent home. Find out tonight who will sing again next week and who will go home on the AMERICAN IDOL Results Show, “1 of 6 Voted Off,” airing Wednesday, April 23 (9:00-10:00 PM ET live/PT tape-delayed) on FOX.  (ID-730A) (TV-PG L)

 

Host: Ryan Seacrest

 

Judges: Paula Abdul, Simon Cowell and Randy Jackson

 

 




THURSDAY, APRIL 24

[EDITOR’S NOTE: DON’T FORGET THE LYRICS! is preempted this night.]

**SPECIAL 2-HOUR EDITION**—“ARE YOU SMARTER THAN A 5TH GRADER?”—(8:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC

 CONTESTANTS COMPETE FOR A GOLD $TAR
ON A SPECIAL 2-HOUR EDITION OF
“ARE YOU SMARTER THAN A 5th GRADER?”
THURSDAY, APRIL 24, ON FOX

Class is extended in this special two-hour edition that will feature grownup contestants trying to graduate toward the top prize of $1 million. This atypical quiz show tests adults’ lack of knowledge – as revealed by how much they’ve forgotten since elementary school. Adults find themselves in a classroom setting, revisiting their youth, as they tackle subjects ranging from art to geography and math to social studies. Contestants are not alone, however; there is a way for them to “cheat” in this classroom. The adults have the opportunity to get help from real grade-schoolers, who will offer what they think is the correct a-n-s-w-e-r on ARE YOU SMARTER THAN A 5TH GRADER? airing Thursday, April 24 (8:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (AYS-225/226) (TV-PG)

Host: Jeff Foxworthy





FRIDAY, APRIL 25


**FOX MOVIE SPECIAL**—“13 GOING ON 30”—(8:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

FOX GETS GLAMOROUS THIS SPRING
WITH “13 GOING ON 30” FRIDAY, APRIL 25

When Jenna Rink (Jennifer Garner) wishes away her awkward teenage years with the help of some magic wish dust, she goes from 13-year-old geek to gorgeous 30-year-old overnight. The only thing missing from her seemingly perfect life is her best friend Matt (Mark Ruffalo) whom she left behind. Can Jenna create some magic of her own to help the little girl inside find the true love she left behind? Don’t miss 13 GOING ON 30 airing Friday, April 25 (8:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (FM-0803) (TV-PG D, L)

Cast: Jennifer Garner as Jenna Rink; Mark Ruffalo as Matt Flamhaff; Judy Greer as Lucy Wyman; Andy Serkis as Richard Kneeland and Kathy Baker as Bev Rink





SATURDAY, APRIL 26


--“COPS: CAUGHT IN THE ACT SPECIAL EDITION #2”—(8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) CC

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

THEFT AND METH CAPTURED
ON “COPS: CAUGHT IN THE ACT #2 SPECIAL EDITION”
SATURDAY, APRIL 26, ON FOX

When officers in Las Vegas, NV, respond to an armed robbery, they locate the fleeing and sweaty suspect and detain him immediately. As the investigation unfolds, a surveillance camera reveals that shots were fired and crime charges escalate. In Brevard County, FL, a shirtless suspect is chased down and questioned for theft at a local store. Security cameras have captured the crime and the suspect is eventually arrested. Also in Kansas City, MO, officers detect suspicious behavior in front of a house known for meth on COPS: CAUGHT IN THE ACT SPECIAL EDITION #2 airing Saturday, April 26 (8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (CP-2012) (TV-PG V)


--“COPS: WAR ON DRUGS #2 SPECIAL EDITION”—(8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.
               
ILLEGAL SUBSTANCES SEND SUSPECTS INTO LEGAL SYSTEM 
ON “COPS: WAR ON DRUGS #2 SPECIAL EDITION”
SATURDAY, APRIL 26, ON FOX

When officers patrol the streets of Las Vegas, NV; Kansas City, MO; and Rialto, CA, to fight the war on drugs, skittish suspects attempt to hide their habits by eating, stashing and ditching evidence. One suspect, who is on probation, conceals more than narcotics and faces additional charges on an all-new COPS: WAR ON DRUGS #2 SPECIAL EDITION airing Saturday, April 26 (8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (CP-2017) (TV-PG L)



--“AMERICA’S MOST WANTED: AMERICA FIGHTS BACK”—(9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC

“AMERICA’S MOST WANTED: AMERICA FIGHTS BACK”
CONTINUES ITS PURSUIT OF JUSTICE
SATURDAY, APRIL 26, ON FOX

AMERICA’S MOST WANTED: AMERICA FIGHTS BACK takes on the nation's hottest crime issues. This crime-fighting program focuses on capturing fugitives, protecting victims and empowering citizens within the criminal justice system. The series also takes an in-depth look at laws that harm victims, champions the cause of lawmakers fighting to protect victims' rights and presents news of recent captures, convictions and missing children cases. AMERICA’S MOST WANTED: AMERICA FIGHTS BACK airs Saturday, April 26 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (MW-2129) (TV-PG V)

Host: John Walsh




--“MADtv”—(11:00 PM-MIDNIGHT ET/PT) CC

DOMINIC MONAGHAN GETS LOST
ON MADtv SATURDAY, APRIL 26, ON FOX

Actor, Dominic Monaghan (“Lost,” “Lord of the Rings”) joins the cast of MADtv to bring his fantasy touch with Bobby Lee to a “Domi-Lost” parody in and with Arden Myrin and Keegan-Michael Key in the “New Fantasy Film” sketch on an all-new episode of MADtv airing Saturday, April 26 (11:00 PM-Midnight ET/PT) on FOX. (MD-1315) (TV-14 D, L, S)
               
Cast: Crista Flanagan, Keegan-Michael Key, Bobby Lee, Michael McDonald, Arden Myrin, Nicole Parker, Jordan Peele, Johnny Sanchez III, Dan Oster and Daheli Hall.

Guest Cast: Dominic Monaghan



--“TALKSHOW WITH SPIKE FERESTEN”—(Midnight-12:30 AM ET/PT) CC

LUENELL ADDS TO THE LAUGHTER
ON “TALKSHOW WITH SPIKE FERESTEN”
SATURDAY, APRIL 26, ON FOX

Actress Luenell (“Borat”) joins in on the late-night laughter when she drops by to talk to Spike about her career. The show will also feature a new batch of trademark sketches on an all-new episode of TALKSHOW WITH SPIKE FERESTEN airing Saturday, April 26 (Midnight-12:30AM ET/PT) on FOX.  (SPK-219) (TV-14 D, L)

Host: Spike Feresten

Guest: Luenell





SUNDAY, APRIL 27


--“KING OF THE HILL”—(7:00-7:30 PM ET/PT) CC

PEGGY GETS INTO SELLER MODE ON
 “KING OF THE HILL”
SUNDAY, APRIL 27, ON FOX

Peggy, a passionate realtor, finds a great home listing that she must sell within two weeks. One catch, though, the home is currently occupied by the strangest family in Arlen. Peggy doesn’t feel they are visually appealing enough to get the home sold in time, so she decides to bring in a “Hollywood” family to sell the home. The Hill family opens their house to rehearse the home-selling scene, and Peggy finds herself in a pickle when she gets a buyer…for the Hill’s home! Hank does whatever it takes to hold on to his family’s house in the “Six Characters in Search of a House” episode of KING OF THE HILL airing Sunday, April 27 (7:00-7:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (KH-1208) (TV-PG) 

Voice Cast: Mike Judge as Hank Hill & Boomhauer; Kathy Najimy as Peggy Hill; Pamela S. Adlon as Bobby Hill; Brittany Murphy as Luanne; Tom Petty as Lucky; Johnny Hardwick as Dale and Stephen Root as Bill.




 
--“THE SIMPSONS”—(7:30-8:00 PM ET/PT) CC

MARGE LAUNCHES A GYM FOR “REGULAR WOMEN”
AND HOMER TAKES EXTREME MEASURES TO GET HIMSELF INTO SHAPE
ON “THE SIMPSONS” SUNDAY, APRIL 27, ON FOX

Jack Black Makes a Guest Voice Appearance

Much to the Comic Book Guy’s chagrin, Bart, Lisa and Milhouse check out a new comic book store called Coolsville, where they are treated like royalty by a friendly comic book buff named Milo (guest voice Jack Black). Coolsville attracts some real-life comic book creators, such as Alan Moore, Art Spiegelman and Dan Clowes (guest-voicing as themselves), and the Comic Book Guy wages war on Coolsville in an attempt to win back his customers. Meanwhile, Marge decides her middle-aged physique could use some help, and she launches a gym for “regular women.” Marge’s gym becomes wildly successful and as her fame grows, Homer fears she will dump him for a younger, more fit guy. Homer decides to take matters into his own hands to get into shape in the “Husbands and Knives” episode of THE SIMPSONS airing Sunday, April 27 (7:30-8:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (SI-1817) (TV-PG D, S, V)

Voice Cast: Dan Castellaneta as Homer Simpson; Julie Kavner as Marge Simpson; Nancy Cartwright as Bart Simpson; Yeardley Smith as Lisa Simpson; Hank Azaria as Moe; Pamela Hayden as Milhouse; Tress MacNeille as Dolph; Russi Taylor as Martin

Guest Voice Cast: Jack Black as Milo, Dan Clowes as himself; Alan Moore as himself; Art Spiegelman as himself.




--“THE SIMPSONS”—(8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) CC

BART FALLS FOR A COW AND TRIES TO SAVE IT
BEFORE IT IS SENT TO THE SLAUGHTERHOUSE
ON “THE SIMPSONS” SUNDAY, APRIL 27, ON FOX

Zooey Deschanel Makes Guest Voice Appearance

When Bart joins the 4-H Club, he unexpectedly falls in love with a cow named Lou. But when Bart finds out that Lou has been sold to a slaughterhouse, he becomes determined to save him. Bart and Lisa free Lou from the slaughterhouse, and Bart gives the cow to Mary, a fellow 4-H Club member. However, Mary’s father mistakenly believes Bart is giving them the cow as a dowry for Mary’s hand in marriage. When Homer and Marge hear of Bart’s engagement, they devise a plan to save Lou and free Bart from his marriage in the “Apocalypse Cow” episode of THE SIMPSONS airing Sunday, April 27 (8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (SI-1910) (TV-PG D, L, V)

Voice Cast: Dan Castellaneta as Homer Simpson; Julie Kavner as Marge Simpsons; Nancy Cartwright as Bart Simpson; Yeardley Smith as Lisa Simpson; Hank Azaria as Apu; Harry Shearer as Flanders; Pamela Hayden as Guest; Tress MacNeille as Brandine

Guest Voice Cast: Zooey Deschanel as Mary


--“KING OF THE HILL”—(8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC

HAPPY BIRTHDAY PEGGY!
 ON “KING OF THE HILL”
SUNDAY, APRIL 27, ON FOX

Peggy is depressed that her birthday always ends up being a bust, so she vows to plan the party of the year. Hank, Bill, Boomhauer, Kahn, Luanne and the rest of the gang gather to celebrate with a disco-themed shindig on a mystery train, and everyone gets dressed in their sharpest 70s attire. Luanne ruins the mystery, and it becomes clear this is just another typical Peggy party. However, when a couple tucks away to the train’s bathroom for some extracurricular activity, a new mystery unfolds and the gang tries to find out who did the deed in the “Strangeness on a Train” episode of KING OF THE HILL airing Sunday, April 27 (8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (KH-1210) (TV-PG D)

Voice Cast: Mike Judge as Hank Hill & Boomhauer; Kathy Najimy as Peggy Hill; Pamela S. Adlon as Bobby Hill; Brittany Murphy as Luanne; Tom Petty as Lucky; Johnny Hardwick as Dale and Stephen Root as Bill.




--“FAMILY GUY”—(9:00-9:30 PM ET/PT) CC

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

BRIAN HAS A BASTARD OF A SON
ON “FAMILY GUY” SUNDAY, APRIL 27, ON FOX

Harvey Fierstein and Chace Crawford Make Guest-Voice Appearances

When Brian is afraid that he has lost his chance at love, he goes in search of a former flame Tracy (Harvey Fierstein) only to discover he is the father of her unruly son, Dylan. After Brian’s surprise visit, Tracy drops Dylan off at the Griffin’s so Brian can raise him. Subsequently, his new little angel begins terrorizing the Griffin household and Brian’s self-important attitude toward parenting infuriates Peter and Lois in “The Former Life of Brian” episode of FAMILY GUY airing Sunday, April 27 (9:00-9:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (FG-604) (TV-14 D, L, V)

Voice Cast: Seth MacFarlane as Peter Griffin, Stewie Griffin, Brian Griffin, and Quagmire; Alex Borstein as Lois Griffin; Seth Green as Chris Griffin and Dylan; Mila Kunis as Meg Griffin; Mike Henry as Cleveland.

Guest Cast: Harvey Fierstein as Tracy; Chace Crawford as Boyfriend




 
--“AMERICAN DAD”—(9:30-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

STAN SQUARES OFF WITH A KGB AGENT
ON “AMERICAN DAD”
SUNDAY, APRIL 27, ON FOX

Stan goes in search of a former KGB agent, Sergei, but he’s shocked to find the man is his new next door neighbor. When Sergei starts helping Steve build a rocket for class, Stan realizes the boy has turned into a communist. Meanwhile, Roger and Klaus head to France for a little R&R but their trip takes a turn for the worse when Klaus gets busted for smuggling drugs back into the U.S. on the "Red October Sky” episode of AMERICAN DAD airing Sunday, April 27 (9:30-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (DAD-311) (TV-14)

Voice Cast: Seth MacFarlane as Stan Smith and Roger the Alien; Wendy Schaal as Francine Smith; Rachael MacFarlane as Hayley; Scott Grimes as Steve; and Dee Bradley Baker as Klaus.
 

 

 

 

SUNDAY, APRIL 13


--“KING OF THE HILL”—(7:00-7:30 PM ET/PT) CC

KAHN GETS A SYMPATHETIC EAR
ON “KING OF THE HILL”
SUNDAY, APRIL 13, ON FOX

Kahn’s father-in-law, General Gum, visits the Souphanousinphone family. The General gives Kahn a hard time and makes him feel like a failure. Hank and the gang feel for Kahn, which never happens and take him under their wing. Peggy and Bobby know that Kahn is just showing his emotional side while the General is in town. As soon as Arlen is without the General, Kahn will show his true colors in the “Pour Some Sugar on Kahn” episode of KING OF THE HILL airing Sunday, April 13 (7:00-7:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (KH-1207) (TV-PG L)

Voice Cast: Mike Judge as Hank Hill & Boomhauer; Kathy Najimy as Peggy Hill; Pamela S. Adlon as Bobby Hill; Brittany Murphy as Luanne; Tom Petty as Lucky; Johnny Hardwick as Dale and Stephen Root as Bill.




--“AMERICAN DAD”—(7:30-8:00 PM ET/PT) CC

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

THE SKY IS FALLING
ON “AMERICAN DAD”
SUNDAY, APRIL 13, ON FOX

When Stan arrives late to a CIA nuclear drill and thinks it’s real, he moves the family to the mountains to survive the perceived apocalypse. Even after he realizes his error, he’s enjoying the attention from the family so much that he doesn’t tell them the truth. However, when the family meets a mountain man and learns the truth, Stan has some explaining to do in the AMERICAN DAD episode "An Apocalypse to Remember” airing Sunday, April 13 (7:30-8:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (DAD-219) (TV-14 D, V)

Voice Cast: Seth MacFarlane as Stan Smith and Roger the Alien; Wendy Schaal as Francine Smith; Rachael MacFarlane as Hayley; Scott Grimes as Steve; and Dee Bradley Baker as Klaus.




 
--“THE SIMPSONS”—(8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) CC

HOMER AND MARGE HELP A FORMER COUNTRY MUSIC STAR
PAY OFF HER DEBT TO SOCIETY
ON “THE SIMPSONS” SUNDAY, APRIL 13, ON FOX

Beverly D’Angelo and the Dixie Chicks Make Guest-Voice Appearances

When Mayor Quimby realizes the city of Springfield has gone broke, Homer suggests they feign a natural disaster in order to obtain relief funds from the federal government.  When the plan goes awry, Lisa goes through the town’s financial records only to discover millions in uncollected city taxes. Springfield hits up its most notorious tax evaders, and Lurleen Lumpkin, a country music star Homer once managed, remains the last outstanding debtor. As Springfieldians scour the city to find her, Marge reluctantly permits the fugitive to stay with the family, creating a very interesting dynamic in the Simpson household in the “Papa Don’t Leech” episode of THE SIMPSONS airing Sunday, April 13 (8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (SI-1909) (TV-PG D, L, V)

Voice Cast: Dan Castellaneta as Homer Simpson; Julie Kavner as Marge Simpsons; Nancy Cartwright as Bart Simpson; Yeardley Smith as Lisa Simpson; Hank Azaria as Moe; Harry Shearer as Ned Flanders; Pamela Hayden as Emily Robison; Russi Taylor as Martin

Guest Voice Cast: Beverly D’Angelo as Lurleen; Dixie Chicks as themselves




--“KING OF THE HILL”—(8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC

DOLLAR SIGNS LEAD DALE OFF-SIDES
 ON “KING OF THE HILL”
SUNDAY, APRIL 13, ON FOX

Joseph Gribble, Dale’s son, becomes the star quarterback for Landry High School, and Arlen residents are bursting with excitement and hoping this is their year! Spencer Academy, a very wealthy prep school, approaches Joseph with an offer to play football for them. Joseph wants to turn them down, but Dale sees only dollar signs when the offer includes an exclusive cash contract. Dale quickly realizes the Gribble family doesn’t fit into the upper-class lifestyle, and he devises a plan to raise the money to pay back the prep-school for breaking the obligation in the “The Courtship of Joseph’s Father” episode of KING OF THE HILL airing Sunday, April 13 (8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (KH-1209) (TV-PG)

Voice Cast: Mike Judge as Hank Hill & Boomhauer; Kathy Najimy as Peggy Hill; Pamela S. Adlon as Bobby Hill; Brittany Murphy as Luanne; Tom Petty as Lucky; Johnny Hardwick as Dale and Stephen Root as Bill.




 
--“FAMILY GUY”—(9:00-9:30 PM ET/PT) CC

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

JAMES WOODS RETURNS TO QUAHOG
ON “FAMILY GUY”
SUNDAY, APRIL 13, ON FOX

James Woods Makes a Special Guest Voice Appearance

James Woods returns after being locked in a crate to seek revenge against Peter. First, James steals Peter’s identity and moves in as head of the Griffin household. Then, Peter goes out and ruins James career and image on the “Back to the Woods” episode of FAMILY GUY airing Sunday, April 13 (9:00-9:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (FG-602) (TV-14 D, L, S, V)

Voice Cast: Seth MacFarlane as Peter Griffin, Stewie Griffin, Brian Griffin, and Quagmire; Alex Borstein as Lois Griffin; Seth Green as Chris Griffin; Mila Kunis as Meg Griffin; Mike Henry as Cleveland.

Guest Voice Cast: James Woods as himself




**TIME PERIOD PREMIERE**—“AMERICAN DAD”—(9:30-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

HAYLEY GIVES IT THE OLD COLLEGE TRY
ON “AMERICAN DAD”
SUNDAY, APRIL 13, ON FOX

Elijah Wood Makes Guest-Voice Appearance

When Steve’s new relationship with his girlfriend gives Francine empty nest syndrome, she tries to convince Stan to have another baby. Meanwhile, Roger tries to enroll in college with Hayley in order to experience college life, but while Roger ends up teaching the class, Hayley finds a new crush in her classmate Ethan (Elijah Wood), who turns out to be far from normal, in the “Iced Iced Babies” episode of AMERICAN DAD airing Sunday, April 13 (9:30-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (DAD-209) (TV-14 D, S)

Voice Cast: Seth MacFarlane as Stan Smith, Roger the Alien and Franz; Wendy Schaal as Francine Smith; Rachael MacFarlane as Hayley; Scott Grimes as Steve; and Dee Bradley Baker as Klaus and Boxleitner.

Guest Voice Cast: Elijah Wood as Ethan; Lizzy Caplan as Debbie; Karen Maruyama as Kichiro.




 
MONDAY, APRIL 14


**TIME PERIOD PREMIERE**—“BONES”—(8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

WHEN THE REMAINS OF A FAMOUS MOTORCYCLE RACER
ARE FOUND IN A HOT SPRING, BRENNAN AND BOOTH SEARCH FOR HIS KILLER
ON “BONES” MONDAY, APRIL 14, ON FOX

First Original Episode Since November

When a young couple decides to go skinny-dipping in a hot spring, their spontaneity is ruined when they find the remains of a skeleton in the mud. Brennan and Booth soon discover the skeleton is that of Tripp Goddard, a professional motorcycle racer who just won the Super Grand Prix. The team immediately suspects Danny Fitz, the runner-up in the race and Tripp’s main rival, to be the murderer. But just when Brennan and Booth think they have it solved, a fiery motorcycle crash claims another victim, and the circumstances seem far from accidental.  Meanwhile, Dr. Lance Sweets forces Brennan and Booth to join him on a double-date in an effort to encourage them to interact in a social setting, away from any of their cases in “The Man in the Mud” episode of BONES airing Monday, April 14 (8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (BON-311) (TV-14 D, L, S, V)

Cast: Emily Deschanel as Dr. Temperance Brennan; David Boreanaz as FBI Special Agent Seeley Booth; TJ Thyne as Dr. Jack Hodgins; Michaela Conlin as Angela Montenegro; Eric Millegan as Zack Addy; Tamara Taylor as Dr. Camille “Cam” Saroyan; John Francis Daly as Dr. Lance Sweets

Guest Cast:  Chris William Martin as Garth Jodrey; Abigail Spencer as Phillipa Fitz; Wings Hauser as Lenny Fitz; M.C. Gainey as Braxton Smalls; Channon Roe as Danny Fitz; Andrew Lawrence as Tim; Alicia Ziegler as Chandler; Christopher May as Park Ranger; John Edward Lee as Tripp Goddard; Burnadean Jones as FBI Forensic Tech; Darlena Tejeiro as FBI Motor Tech Opal Warneke; Senta Moses as April Presa




**SEASON FINALE**—“NEW AMSTERDAM”—(9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

THIEVES OF LOVE ARE FOUND ON THE SEASON FINALE OF
"NEW AMSTERDAM" MONDAY, APRIL 14, ON FOX

Still recovering from his recent gunshot wound, John and Eva investigate what looks to be the drowning death of a young woman. The victim’s death may be related to a string of robberies of wealthy men linked to a dating service. While on the case, John has flashbacks of his life in the 1920s, when he was a grifter and stole a precious diamond pendant from his lover. John also questions if Sara is “the one” who will make him mortal, and as a result, begins to pull away from her. He doesn’t want to hurt her by being untruthful about his past and the quest to find his soulmate on the season finale episode of NEW AMSTERDAM, “Love Hurts,” airing Monday, April 14 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (NAM-107) (TV-14 L, V)
Cast: Nikolaj Coster-Waldau as John Amsterdam; Zuleikha Robinson as Eva Marquez, Stephen McKinley Henderson as Omar, Alexie Gilmore as Dr. Sara Dillane.

Guest Cast: Robert Clohessy as Detective Santori, Susan Misner as Callie Burnett, James Harrold as Mank, Jennifer Van Dyck as Inga Skoll, Laura Interval as Kayla Moore, Annika Peterson as Olivia Behrendt, Darren Pettie as Carl Browning, Curtiss L’Cook as Ray de la Cruz, Andre Blake as Nash, Ned Eisenberg as Fiske, Kevin Carolan as The Mark, Jeremy Beiler as Bachelor #1, Maury Ginsberg as Bachelor #2 and Greg Stuhr as Bachelor #3.



TUESDAY, APRIL 15

--“AMERICAN IDOL”—7 Finalists Compete—(8:00-9:02 PM ET live/PT tape-delayed) CC-HDTV 720p-In Stereo

TOP 7 PERFORM ON “AMERICAN IDOL”
TUESDAY, APRIL 15, ON FOX

Tonight on AMERICAN IDOL the Top 7 finalists will perform LIVE for the nation, vying for the AMERICAN IDOL crown. The contestants will perform their hearts out in hopes of winning America’s vote and surviving another week. Tune in to see who impresses the judges and who buckles under the pressure when “7 Finalists Compete” on the AMERICAN IDOL performance show Tuesday, April 15 (8:00-9:02 PM live ET/tape-delayed PT) on FOX. (ID-729) (TV-PG L)

Host: Ryan Seacrest

Judges: Paula Abdul, Simon Cowell and Randy Jackson

 

[EDITOR’S NOTE: Times have been adjusted for DVR accuracy.]

--“HELL’S KITCHEN”—(9:02-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC

THE COMPETITION HAS GONE TO THE BIRDS
ON “HELL’S KITCHEN”
TUESDAY, APRIL 15, ON FOX

The competition has gone to the birds as the contestants are woken up by the sounds of chickens running around their sleeping quarters. The two teams head to the kitchen and race to cook some chickens. Chef Ramsay demands absolute perfection and will count the birds only if they are perfectly plucked. The winning team will get to dress up and fly the coop, while the losing team is sent to the fields to pick peppers. The dinner service requires the contestants to serve the chicken family-style at the tables, but nerves and inexperience could leave many families hungry on HELL’S KITCHEN airing Tuesday, April 15 (9:02-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (HK-403) (TV-14 L)

Cast: Gordon Ramsay

 

[EDITOR’S NOTE: Times have been adjusted for DVR accuracy.]

 


WEDNESDAY, APRIL 16

 

 

**TIME PERIOD PREMIERE**— “’TIL DEATH”—(8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

 

EDDIE LOOKS OUT FOR HIS LITTLE BROTHER

ON “’TIL DEATH” WEDNESDAY, APRIL 16, ON FOX

 

Guest Star J.B. Smoove Returns

 

When Kenny is subjected to a perceived racist slight at a local movie theater, he reacts strongly causing Eddie to rush to his defense. In the aftermath, Eddie decides that Kenny over-reacted and resolves to prove it to him on the “Raisinette in the Sun” episode of ‘TIL DEATH airing Wednesday, April 16 (8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (TIL-215) (TV-14 D, L)

 

Cast: Brad Garrett, Joely Fisher, Kat Foster, and Eddie Kaye Thomas

 

Guest Cast: J.B. Smoove as Kenny

 

 

 

 

**TIME PERIOD PREMIERE**—“BACK TO YOU”—(8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

 

chuck and kelly try to cover up an incriminating photo

that has surfaced from their past

ON “BACK TO YOU” WEDNESDAY, APRIL 16, ON FOX

 

When Marsh decides to throw Chuck a surprise party, Chuck and Kelly discover an incriminating photograph on Marsh’s wall portraying them in a compromising position in the background and they try to find a way to remove it without anyone’s knowledge. Meanwhile, Gary and Ryan stumble into Marsh and Peg’s bedroom and are disturbed by what they see on the “The Wall of Fame” episode of BACK TO YOU airing Wednesday, April 16 (8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (BTY-113) (TV-14 D)

 

Cast: Kelsey Grammer as Chuck Darling; Patricia Heaton as Kelly Carr; Fred Willard as Marsh McGinley; Josh Gad as Ryan Chruch; Ty Burrell as Gary Crezyzewski

 

Guest Cast: Stephanie Faracy as Peg; Amy Farrington as Margaret; Jennifer Lothrop as Donna; Dana Daurey as Beer Girl

 

 

 

[EDITOR’S NOTE: BTY-113 replaces the previously announced episode of BACK TO YOU.]

 


 

--“AMERICAN IDOL RESULTS SHOW”—1 of 7 Voted Off—(9:00-10:00 PM ET live/PT tape-delayed) CC-HDTV 720p-In Stereo




THURSDAY, APRIL 17


--“ARE YOU SMARTER THAN A 5TH GRADER?”—(8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC

SPRING BREAK IS OVER AND SCHOOL IS BACK IN SESSION
ON “ARE YOU SMARTER THAN A 5th GRADER?” THURSDAY, APRIL 17, ON FOX

Grownup contestants try to graduate toward the top prize of $1 million in this atypical quiz show that tests adults’ lack of knowledge – as revealed by how much they’ve forgotten since elementary school. Adults find themselves in a classroom setting, revisiting their youth, as they tackle subjects ranging from art to geography and math to social studies. Contestants are not alone, however; there is a way for them to “cheat” in this classroom. The adults have the opportunity to get help from real grade-schoolers, who will offer what they think is the correct a-n-s-w-e-r on ARE YOU SMARTER THAN A 5TH GRADER? airing Thursday, April 17 (8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (AYS-223) (TV-PG)

Host: Jeff Foxworthy




 
--“DON’T FORGET THE LYRICS!”—(9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC

HOW MANY CHANCES IS A CONTESTANT WILLING
TO RISK FOR THE BIG PAYOUT?
FIND OUT ON “DON’T FORGET THE LYRICS!”
THURSDAY, APRIL 17, ON FOX

An entrepreneur from Los Angeles takes center stage for a chance to win $1 million! Will she take a risk or play it safe? Wayne Brady hosts DON’T FORGET THE LYRICS! airing Thursday, April 17 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (LYR-131) (TV-PG)

Host: Wayne Brady





FRIDAY, APRIL 18


--“HOUSE”—(8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

THE BONDS BETWEEN FATHER AND SON ARE REDEFINED
AS HOUSE AWAKENS A MAN WHO’S BEEN IN A COMA FOR 10 YEARS
TO GAIN FAMILY HISTORY IN ORDER TO TRY TO SAVE HIS SON’S LIFE
ON “HOUSE” FRIDAY, APRIL 18, ON FOX

David Morse and John Larroquette Guest-Star

Kyle comes to the hospital regularly to visit his father, Gabe, who has been in a coma for 10 years. Noticing something “off” about Kyle, House conducts a mini-experiment that leaves the boy unconscious. When symptoms point to a possible genetic condition, House and his team must glean a family history from Kyle’s only living relative – his comatose father. Meanwhile, Wilson confronts House about stealing his prescription pad, and Tritter (guest star David Morse) questions Cameron, Foreman and Chase, dividing the team and revealing where their individual loyalties lie in the “Son of Coma Guy” episode of HOUSE airing Friday, April 18 (8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (HOU-307) (TV-PG L)

Cast: Hugh Laurie as Dr. Gregory House; Lisa Edelstein as Dr. Lisa Cuddy; Omar Epps as Dr. Eric Foreman; Robert Sean Leonard as Dr. James Wilson; Jennifer Morrison as Dr. Allison Cameron; Jesse Spencer as Dr. Robert Chase.

Guest Cast: David Morse as Michael Tritter; John Larroquette as Gabe; Zeb Newman as Kyle; Holly Kaplan as Woman; Jonathan Strait as Fake House; Bobbin Bergstrom as Nurse.




 
**SEASON FINALE**—“CANTERBURY’S LAW”—(9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

ELIZABETH DEFENDS A CONFESSED RAPIST;
CHESTER FIGHTS FOR A GIRL VICTIMIZED BY A SLUMLORD’S GREED;
AND MOLLY GETS HER BAR EXAM RESULTS
IN THE SEASON FINALE OF “CANTERBURY’S LAW”
AIRING FRIDAY, APRIL 18, ON FOX

Keith David Returns as Miles Grant, Chester’s Politician Father

In an effort to avoid defending a rapist on trial, something she swore she’d never do, Elizabeth works with the Attorney General’s office on a plea for a former client and admitted rapist, but is blindsided by the rape victim, who is coaxed and enticed into testifying by a radio talk-show host looking to goose drive-time ratings. Meanwhile, Chester goes after a greedy slumlord when a little girl who lives in one of his rodent-infested properties is disfigured by a rat, and Molly gets her bar exam results in the season finale of CANTERBURY’S LAW, “Sick as Your Secrets,” airing Friday, April 18 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (CLW-106) (TV-14 D, L)

Cast: Julianna Margulies as Elizabeth Canterbury, Trieste Kelly Dunn as Molly McConnell, Ben Shenkman as Russell Krauss, Keith Robinson as Chester Grant, Aidan Quinn as Matt Furey.

Guest Cast: Keith David as Miles Grant, Damian Young as Gabriel Waggett, Zak Orth as Gil Newhall, Erin Dilly as Louisa Newhall, Joanna Rhinehart as Debra Collier, Gerry Bamman as Judge Sydney Hanlon, Jennifer Mudge as Jennifer Wallace, Joel de la Fuente as Assistant Attorney General Peter Upton, Marisa Echeverria as Yolanda, Manny Perez as Hector Monteiros, Stephen DeRosa as Victor Robb, Bradley White as Judge Mankin, Raisy Pereyra as Nora Monteiros, Sean Mahan as Kevin Spencer, Shavonne Conroy as Jury Foreperson.





SATURDAY, APRIL 19


--“COPS: IN DENIAL SPECIAL EDITION”—(8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) CC

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.
               
SUSPECTS DENY DRUG DEALING AND COMMITTING CRIMES
ON “COPS: IN DENIAL SPECIAL EDITION” SATURDAY, APRIL 19, ON FOX

Officers in Portland, OR, follow leads from a confidential informant tied to narcotics trafficking, and when a K-9 unit arrives at the scene, stashes of insurmountable evidence are sniffed out. Also featured are members of the Kansas City (MO) Police Department responding to a “shots fired” call, and officers in Las Vegas investigating a dispute over a bed on an all-new COPS: IN DENIAL SPECIAL EDITION airing Saturday, April 19 (8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (CP-2023) (TV-PG L)





--“COPS: COAST TO COAST”—(8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.
               
FOUNTAIN MAN FEATURED ON “COPS: COAST TO COAST”
SATURDAY, APRIL 19, ON FOX

Officers in Kansas City, MO, patrol a known drug area and detect trouble when spotting shirtless men wobbling down the middle of the street. In Rialto, CA, a foot-pursuit leads officers to a suspect who reportedly threw a bag of narcotics before hiding in a nearby apartment. Highlighting this episode is a suspect detained for walking in the fountain at The Mirage in Las Vegas. When officers question the coin scrapper, they give him a warning for stealing money and make him empty his pockets and return the money to the fountain. Moments later, officers are called back to the scene on COPS: COAST TO COAST airing Saturday, April 19 (8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (CP-2013) (TV-PG L)




--“AMERICA’S MOST WANTED: AMERICA FIGHTS BACK”—(9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC

“AMERICA’S MOST WANTED: AMERICA FIGHTS BACK”
CONTINUES ITS PURSUIT OF JUSTICE
SATURDAY, APRIL 19, ON FOX

AMERICA’S MOST WANTED: AMERICA FIGHTS BACK takes on the nation's hottest crime issues. This crime-fighting program focuses on capturing fugitives, protecting victims and empowering citizens within the criminal justice system. The series also takes an in-depth look at laws that harm victims, champions the cause of lawmakers fighting to protect victims' rights and presents news of recent captures, convictions and missing children cases. AMERICA’S MOST WANTED: AMERICA FIGHTS BACK airs Saturday, April 19 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (MW-2128) (TV-PG V)

Host: John Walsh




--“MADtv”—(11:00 PM-MIDNIGHT ET/PT) CC

LOTS OF LATE-NIGHT LAUGHTER CONTINUES
ON “MADtv” SATURDAY, APRIL 19, ON FOX

MADtv’s returns with an all-new set of dead-on parodies and hilarious sketches to keep you laughing through the wee hours of the morning. Join in the humor with an all-new episode of MADtv airing Saturday, April 19 (11:00 PM-Midnight ET/PT) on FOX. (MD-1314) (TV-14 D, L, S)
               
Cast: Crista Flanagan, Keegan-Michael Key, Bobby Lee, Michael McDonald, Arden Myrin, Nicole Parker, Jordan Peele, Johnny Sanchez III, Dan Oster and Daheli Hall.




--“TALKSHOW WITH SPIKE FERESTEN”—(Midnight-12:30 AM ET/PT) CC

JAMES KYSON LEE JOINS IN THE ANTICS
ON “TALKSHOW WITH SPIKE FERESTEN”
SATURDAY, APRIL 19, ON FOX

Actor James Kyson Lee (“Heroes”) makes a special guest appearance to sit and chat with Spike Feresten about what it takes to be the only one with no special powers on a super-hero television series. Meanwhile, TALKSHOW features more trademark sketches on an all-new episode of TALKSHOW WITH SPIKE FERESTEN airing Saturday, April 19 (Midnight-12:30 AM ET/PT) on FOX. (SPK-206) (TV-14 D, L)

Host: Spike Feresten

Guest: James Kyson Lee





SUNDAY, APRIL 20


--“KING OF THE HILL”—(7:00-7:30 PM ET/PT) CC

LADYBIRD’S TERRIBLE TANTRUM
ON “KING OF THE HILL”
SUNDAY, APRIL 20, ON FOX

Hank turns to a “dog spiritualist” when Ladybird begins to act up around loud noises.  The spiritualist informs Hank that his lack of leadership skills is the source of Ladybird’s tantrums, so Hank learns some canine commands. When Ladybird doesn’t respond to Hank, the spiritualist encourages him to try different approaches. Hank thinks Ladybird needs to be around other elderly people, so the Hill family takes her to a nursing home where she seems at peace. When a loud thunderstorm rolls in and throws Ladybird back into her old ways, the Hill family becomes determined to find out what is wrong with the pooch in the “Doggone Crazy” episode of KING OF THE HILL airing Sunday, April 20 (7:00-7:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (KH-1201) (TV-PG)

Voice Cast: Mike Judge as Hank Hill & Boomhauer; Kathy Najimy as Peggy Hill; Pamela S. Adlon as Bobby Hill; Brittany Murphy as Luanne; Tom Petty as Lucky; Johnny Hardwick as Dale and Stephen Root as Bill.

Guest Voice Cast: Fred Willard as Officer Brown




 
--“AMERICAN DAD”—(7:30-8:00 PM ET/PT) CC

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

FRANCINE IS FRAMED
ON “AMERICAN DAD”
SUNDAY, APRIL 20, ON FOX

Stan sets Bullock up with a friend of Francine’s but, dreading to hear Francine tell him “I told you so,” Stan goes to great lengths to make sure the date goes well by getting everyone drunk. Unfortunately, Bullock accidentally kills the woman and Stan covers it up and then frames Francine so that she’ll stop asking questions in the "Four Little Words” episode of AMERICAN DAD airing Sunday, April 20 (7:30-8:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (DAD-218) (TV-14 D, L, S, V)

Voice Cast: Seth MacFarlane as Stan Smith and Roger the Alien; Wendy Schaal as Francine Smith; Rachael MacFarlane as Hayley; Scott Grimes as Steve; and Dee Bradley Baker as Klaus.




--“THE SIMPSONS”—(8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) CC
 
WHEN HOMER AND MARGE GET TRAPPED IN A TUNNEL OF LOVE,
THREE VALENTINE’S DAY STORIES OF SPRINGFIELDIAN LOVE UNFOLD
ON “THE SIMPSONS” SUNDAY, APRIL 20, ON FOX

To celebrate Valentine’s Day, Homer takes Marge to the Tunnel of Love at a carnival.  But when Bart pulls a prank involving some Jell-O, they become hopelessly stranded. Homer tries to cheer Marge up by recounting some of the greatest love stories of all time, beginning with Bonnie and Clyde (as Marge and Homer) who steal each others’ hearts as they rob their town dry. Next, Marge tells the story of two dogs, Sadie (Marge) and Scamp (Homer), in her take on “Lady and the Tramp.” Lastly, Bart spins the final romantic tale in his recounting of the rock-and-roll romance of the The Sex Pistols when Nancy Spungeon (Lisa) falls for the rebellious Sid Vicious (Nelson). Before long though, Sid and Nancy are hooked on chocolate, and as Sid gains weight, Johnny Rotten (Bart) warns them that their dangerous habits are turning them into “chunkies” in the “Love, Springfieldian Style” episode of THE SIMPSONS airing Sunday, April 20 (8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (SI-1905) (TV-PG D, L, S, V)

Voice Cast: Dan Castellaneta as Homer Simpson; Julie Kavner as Marge Simpson; Nancy Cartwright as Bart Simpson; Yeardley Smith as Lisa Simpson; Hank Azaria as Moe; Harry Shearer as Skinner; Pamela Hayden as Milhouse; Tress MacNeille as Witch; Russi Taylor as Martin




 
--“KING OF THE HILL”—(8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC

LUNCH TRUCKS BATTLE FOR SUPREMACY
ON “KING OF THE HILL”
SUNDAY, APRIL 20, ON FOX

When the Arlen City Council bans the sale of foods containing trans fats, Sugarfoot’s Restaurant goes out of business. Hank, who feels the ban is an infringement on freedom, encourages Strickland to fix things. Strickland’s solution to the problem is to sell his delicious, trans-fatty foods on a lunch truck so he can evade the law. Bribery and police corruption ensue, and Hank begins to have second thoughts on his activism to repeal the ban. However, before he can back out, a rival lunch truck (Rooster’s Roost) terrorizes the Sugarfoot truck, and a turf war develops. The fierce competition convinces Hank to stay on board with Sugarfoot’s until they can shut Rooster’s down. With the help of a reporter, Hank puts his best investigative skills to the test and becomes determined to unearth evidence to bring Rooster’s down and show the city council that sometimes the world just needs tasty, unhealthy fare in the “Trans-Fascism” episode of KING OF THE HILL airing Sunday, April 20 (8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (KH-1202) (TV-PG)

Voice Cast: Mike Judge as Hank Hill & Boomhauer; Kathy Najimy as Peggy Hill; Pamela S. Adlon as Bobby Hill; Brittany Murphy as Luanne; Tom Petty as Lucky; Johnny Hardwick as Dale and Stephen Root as Bill.

Contact: Janice Rosas  310-369-0979  janice.rosas@fox.com


--“FAMILY GUY”—(9:00-9:30 PM ET/PT) CC

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 BRIAN HAS THE ‘WRITE’ STUFF
ON “FAMILY GUY”
SUNDAY, APRIL 20, ON FOX

Peter and Lois’s marriage is on the rocks, but when Brian wins the New England Rising Writer’s award, the three of them head to Martha’s Vineyard for a relaxing vacation. As Peter’s drinking spirals out of control, so does Brian’s self restraint as he professes his undying love for Lois. Peter and Brian test their friendship over the woman of their dreams on the “Play it Again, Brian” episode of FAMILY GUY airing Sunday, April 20 (9:00-9:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (FG-601) (TV-14 D, L, S, V)

Voice Cast: Seth MacFarlane as Peter Griffin, Stewie Griffin, Brian Griffin, and Quagmire; Alex Borstein as Lois Griffin; Seth Green as Chris Griffin; Mila Kunis as Meg Griffin; Mike Henry as Cleveland. 




 
--“AMERICAN DAD”—(9:30-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

STAN IS AN ICE PRINCESS
ON “AMERICAN DAD”
SUNDAY, APRIL 20, ON FOX

Francine discovers that Stan has been hiding a secret passion for competitive figure skating for the past 20 years. Instead of demeaning him, Francine decides to support him and joins him as his pairs partner – until Stan’s competitive nature gets the best of him and he ditches her for a new partner. Meanwhile, Steve’s classmate Snot finds new respect among his peers when he parades his new mail-order bride around the playground in the “Of Ice and Men” episode of AMERICAN DAD airing Sunday, April 20 (9:30-10:00 PM ET /PT) on FOX. (DAD-210) (TV-14 L)

Voice Cast: Seth MacFarlane as Stan Smith, Roger the Alien and Franz; Wendy Schaal as Francine Smith; Rachael MacFarlane as Hayley; Scott Grimes as Steve; and Dee Bradley Baker as Klaus and Boxleitner.

Guest Voice Cast: Eddie Kaye Thomas as Barry; Curtis Armstrong as Snot; Ivana Milcevic as Svetlana; Rainn Wilson as Kight/Clifford and Driver; Martin Mull as Father Donavan.




 

 

 

SUNDAY, APRIL 6


--“KING OF THE HILL”—(7:00-7:30 PM ET/PT) CC

PEGGY GOES MAD ON “KING OF THE HILL”
SUNDAY, APRIL 6, ON FOX

Ed Begley Jr. (“Arrested Development,” “7th Heaven”)
Makes Guest-Voice Appearance

Tom Landry Middle School holds an emergency community meeting when a child goes missing in Arlen. Relationship expert Stephens Davies (Begley) is invited to speak at the meeting and makes an example of Peggy by questioning her parenting skills. Peggy goes on “mommy” mode and is determined to know Bobby’s and Hank’s every move. The boys get irritated with Peggy and rebel, but they soon come to realize that Peggy is only looking out for their own good in the “Behind Closed Doors” episode of KING OF THE HILL airing Sunday, April 6 (7:00-7:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (KH-1206) (TV-PG L) 

Voice Cast: Mike Judge as Hank Hill & Boomhauer; Kathy Najimy as Peggy Hill; Pamela S. Adlon as Bobby Hill; Brittany Murphy as Luanne; Tom Petty as Lucky; Johnny Hardwick as Dale and Stephen Root as Bill.

Guest Voice Cast:  Ed Begley Jr. as Stephens Davies




--“AMERICAN DAD”—(7:30-8:00 PM ET/PT) CC

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

ROGER PHONES HOME
ON “AMERICAN DAD”
SUNDAY, APRIL 6, ON FOX

Peter Graves Makes Guest-Voice Appearance

When Roger is rejected by Steve, who seems to be “over him,” Roger heads out in search of a new human companion. But when this new friend starts to abuse Roger and the relationship turns into a lot of excuses and sorrys, Steve and Haley scheme to get Roger out of the bad relationship and back home where he belongs. Meanwhile, Stan tours the Mr. Pibb factory and meets the man himself (voiced by Peter Graves) in the “A.T. the Abusive Terrestrial” episode of AMERICAN DAD airing Sunday, April 6 (7:30-8:00 PM ET /PT) on FOX. (DAD-217) (TV-14 D, L, S)

Voice Cast: Seth MacFarlane as Stan Smith and Roger the Alien; Wendy Schaal as Francine Smith; Rachael MacFarlane as Hayley; Scott Grimes as Steve; and Dee Bradley Baker as Klaus.

Guest Voice Cast: Peter Graves as Mr. Pibb and Patton Oswalt as Bob.


--“THE SIMPSONS”—(8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) CC
 
MARGE AND HOMER RECOUNT HOW HOMER SINGLEHANDEDLY
STARTED THE GRUNGE MOVEMENT DURING THE ‘90s
ON “THE SIMPSONS” SUNDAY, APRIL 6, ON FOX

Weird Al Yankovic and Kurt Loder Make Guest-Voice Appearances

When Bart and Lisa discover Marge’s diploma from Springfield University, Marge reveals that she had attended the university back when she and Homer had first started dating. In a flash back, Homer gives up his dreams of becoming a musician and takes a job at his father’s laser tag warehouse to support Marge attending Springfield University. However, when Marge finds herself attracted to an offbeat professor named Professor August, Homer decides he has had enough of Marge’s wandering eye. Homer instead focuses his emotions on his music, inventing a new sound called “grunge.” As Marge continues to date the pretentious professor, Homer becomes the hottest grunge artist around, as evidenced by Weird Al’s parody of his music. But when Marge sees a special news report on MTV with Kurt Loder announcing that Homer’s band, Sadgasm, has broken up and that Homer is holed-up in a mansion hopelessly addicted to drugs, Marge must choose between her new life and her old love in the “That ‘90s Show” episode of THE SIMPSONS airing Sunday, April 6 (8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (SI-1904) (TV-PG D, S, V)

Voice Cast: Dan Castellaneta as Homer Simpson; Julie Kavner as Marge Simpson; Nancy Cartwright as Bart Simpson; Yeardley Smith as Lisa Simpson; Hank Azaria as Moe; Harry Shearer as Skinner; Pamela Hayden as Buxom Coed; Tress MacNeille as Fan #1

Guest Voice Cast: Weird Al Yankovic as himself; Kurt Loder as himself




--“KING OF THE HILL”—(8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC

PEGGY GETS INTO SELLER MODE ON
 “KING OF THE HILL”
SUNDAY, APRIL 6, ON FOX

Peggy, a passionate realtor, finds a great home listing that she must sell within two weeks. One catch, though, the home is currently occupied by the strangest family in Arlen. Peggy doesn’t feel they are visually appealing enough to get the home sold in time, so she decides to bring in a “Hollywood” family to sell the home. The Hill family opens their house to rehearse the home-selling scene, and Peggy finds herself in a pickle when she gets a buyer – for her own home! Hank does whatever it takes to hold on to his family’s house in the “Six Characters in Search of a House” episode of KING OF THE HILL airing Sunday, April 6 (8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (KH-1208) (TV-PG) 

Voice Cast: Mike Judge as Hank Hill & Boomhauer; Kathy Najimy as Peggy Hill; Pamela S. Adlon as Bobby Hill; Brittany Murphy as Luanne; Tom Petty as Lucky; Johnny Hardwick as Dale and Stephen Root as Bill.




--“FAMILY GUY”—(9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

IT’S THE FARCE OF THE FORCE
ON THE ONE-HOUR “STAR WARS” EPISODE OF “FAMILY GUY”
SUNDAY, APRIL 6, ON FOX

When the power goes out in the Griffin home, Peter decides to educate his family and pass along the greatest story ever told…the story of Star Wars! After Princess Leia (Lois) comes under siege by Darth Vader (Stewie) and his evil Storm Troopers, C-3PO (Quagmire) and R2-D2 (Cleveland) escape to find the only person who can help the Rebel Alliance. On their quest thorough the desert planet of Tatooine, C-3PO and R-2D2 find extra help in Obi-Wan Kenobi (Creepy Guy), Luke Skywalker (Chris), Han Solo (Peter) and Chewbacca (Brian) and head back to battle the Death Star in an epic intergalactic fight to the death in the “Blue Harvest, Parts 1 & 2” episode of FAMILY GUY airing Sunday, April 6 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (FG-516/522) (TV-14 D, L, V)

Voice Cast: Seth MacFarlane as Peter Griffin, Stewie Griffin, Brian Griffin, and Quagmire; Alex Borstein as Lois Griffin; Seth Green as Chris Griffin; Mila Kunis as Meg Griffin; Mike Henry as Cleveland.





MONDAY, APRIL 7


--“HOUSE”—(8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

HOUSE AND HIS TEAM MUST LOOK PAST THEIR
OBESE PATIENT’S EXTERIOR IN ORDER TO DIAGNOSE HIS ILLNESS
ON “HOUSE” MONDAY, APRIL 7, ON FOX

David Morse Guest-Stars

A 600-pound man, George Hagel, is admitted to the hospital after he is found in his apartment in a coma. While they conduct the necessary tests, the team runs into several obstacles due to the sheer mass of the patient, and while sedated and undergoing an MRI, George suddenly awakes in a panic and struggles to get free. Upon awakening, George decides that he is fine and requests a discharge. Afraid that George’s problem is bigger than he believes, Cameron takes extreme measures to stop him from leaving. George believes his problems are unrelated to his weight and instructs the team to come up with other theories. Unconvinced by George’s reasoning, House discovers the root of his illness during a physical altercation. Meanwhile, House has spent the night in jail after being arrested by Officer Michael Tritter for a number of violations, including resisting arrest. Tritter, putting the squeeze on House, searches his home to find more evidence of his drug abuse and puts House’s team on the spot when he questions each of them about House and his relationship with Vicodin, and it becomes evident that House may need to get a lawyer in the “Que Sera Sera” episode of HOUSE airing Monday, April 7 (8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (HOU-306) (TV-PG L)
Cast: Hugh Laurie as Dr. Gregory House; Lisa Edelstein as Dr. Lisa Cuddy; Omar Epps as Dr. Eric Foreman; Robert Sean Leonard as Dr. James Wilson; Jennifer Morrison as Dr. Allison Cameron; Jesse Spencer as Dr. Robert Chase.

Guest Cast: David Morse as Michael Tritter; Pruitt Taylor Vince as George; Stephanie Venditto as Nurse Brenda; Kadeem Hardison as Howard; Mary Elizabeth Ellis as Sophie; Cooper Thornton as John; Damien Dante Wayans as Haller; Jim Vickers as Folman; Denver Dowridge as Garcia; Richard Chance as Reilly; Bruno Amato as Lt. Smith; Ryan Brockington as Rookie; Michael James Faradie as Paramedic; Alan Frazier as Vagrant; Bobbin Bergstrom as Nurse.




--“NEW AMSTERDAM”—(9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

PARTNERS ‘TIL THE END
ON "NEW AMSTERDAM"
MONDAY, APRIL 7, ON FOX

John becomes fixated on granting the dying wish of his first partner, Andy (Chris Bauer), who is slowly wasting away from leukemia caused by a bullet lodged in his heart. Andy wants the unknown shooter brought to justice before he dies, but the case is more convoluted than anyone originally believes. Memories of John’s beginnings as a homicide detective help him not only piece together clues to his friend’s case, but also prompt John to realize he may be nearing the end of his quest for love and mortality. However, he embarks down a precarious path as his investigation leads to altercations with the Russian mafia and culminates with a shocking end on the “Reclassified” episode of NEW AMSTERDAM airing Monday, April 7 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (NAM-108) (TV-14 L, V)

Cast: Nikolaj Coster-Waldau as John Amsterdam; Zuleikha Robinson as Eva Marquez, Stephen McKinley Henderson as Omar, Alexie Gilmore as Dr. Sara Dillane.

Guest Cast: Robert Clohessy as Detective Santori, Susan Misner as Callie Burnett, Chris Bauer as Andrew Gleason, Isiah Whitlock Jr. as Joe Williams, Kristine Sutherland as Didi Gleason, Donnie Keshawarz as Nazir, Tim Devlin as Bobby Randall, Michael Solomon as Uni, David Vadim as Carney, Chris La Panta as Danny, Olek Krupa as Viktor Brodsky, Ivo Velon as Ivan Brodsky, James Lindenberg as Russian Henchman, and Hudson Orbe as Bobby.





 
TUESDAY, APRIL 8


--“AMERICAN IDOL”—8 Finalists Compete—(8:00-9:00 PM ET live/PT tape-delayed) CC-HDTV 720p-In Stereo

THE TOP 8 FINALISTS PERFORM ON “AMERICAN IDOL”
TUESDAY, APRIL 8, LIVE ON FOX

Tonight the Top 8 finalists will perform LIVE for the nation, vying for the American Idol crown. The contestants will sing their hearts out in hopes of winning America’s vote and surviving another week in the competition. See who impresses the judges and who buckles under the pressure when “8 Finalists Compete” on AMERICAN IDOL airing Tuesday, April 8 (8:00-9:00 PM ET live/PT tape-delayed) on FOX. (ID-728) (TV-PG L)

Host: Ryan Seacrest

Judges: Paula Abdul, Simon Cowell and Randy Jackson




--“HELL’S KITCHEN”—(9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

THE COMPETITION GETS FISHY
ON “HELL’S KITCHEN”
TUESDAY, APRIL 8, ON FOX

In pursuit of the prestigious Executive Chef title of Gordon Ramsay’s new restaurant, The London West Hollywood, the blue and red teams are now in the competition up to their gills. For the first challenge, the teams must prove they can make the cut by accurately slicing a halibut into six-ounce filets. The winning team will swim away to receive some much needed rest before the second dinner service. The night will bring several changes, as one member of each team must work as a maitre d’ while the others staff the kitchen. Tempers flare as both teams struggle to provide the best service, yet one chef will be eliminated on HELL’S KITCHEN airing Tuesday, April 8 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (HK-402) (TV-14 L)

Cast: Gordon Ramsay





 
WEDNESDAY, APRIL 9

[EDITOR’S NOTE 1: Programming begins at 7:30 PM this night.]
[EDITOR’S NOTE 2: THE MOMENT OF TRUTH is preempted this night.]

**2 ½-HOUR SPECIAL EDITION**—“AMERICAN IDOL”—Idol Gives Back—(7:30-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-In Stereo

EMMY AWARD-WINNING SPECIAL “IDOL GIVES BACK”
RETURNS WEDNESDAY, APRIL 9, ON FOX

Bono, Brad Pitt, Reese Witherspoon, Miley Cyrus, Mariah Carey, Eli Manning, Peyton Manning, Fergie, Chris Daughtry, Carrie Underwood, Annie Lennox,
John Legend and Snoop Dogg Among Celebrity Participants to Appear
on the “American Idol” Fundraiser Special

IDOL GIVES BACK is a music celebration raising awareness and benefiting various U.S. and international charities. This year’s event will be bigger and more ambitious than ever, and will feature incredible international artists and sports stars including Bono, Brad Pitt, Reese Witherspoon, Miley Cyrus, Mariah Carey, Eli Manning, Peyton Manning, Fergie, Chris Daughtry, Carrie Underwood, Annie Lennox, John Legend and Snoop Dogg. Additional artists scheduled to appear to be announced. Last season, the special garnered a prestigious Governor’s Award Emmy for raising an incredible $76 million. IDOL GIVES BACK returns with another star-studded event Wednesday, April 9 (7:30-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (ID-728A) (TV-PG L)

Host: Ryan Seacrest

Judges: Paula Abdul, Simon Cowell and Randy Jackson





THURSDAY, APRIL 10

[EDITOR’S NOTE: ARE YOU SMARTER THAN A 5TH GRADER? is preempted this night.]

--“AMERICAN IDOL RESULTS SHOW”—1 of 8 Voted Off—(8:00-9:00 PM ET live/PT tape-delayed) CC-HDTV 720p-In Stereo

ONE MUST GO HOME TONIGHT!
7 FINALISTS REMAIN WHEN THE VOTING RESULTS ARE REVEALED
LIVE ON “AMERICAN IDOL”
THURSDAY, APRIL 10, ON FOX

Last night, the star-studded IDOL GIVES BACK music celebration special helped raise awareness and funds for various U.S. and international charities. Now the wait is over for the Top 8 finalists as they find out tonight who will sing again next week and who will go home on the AMERICAN IDOL Results Show, “1 of 8 Voted Off,” airing Thursday, April 10 (8:00-9:00 PM ET live/PT tape-delayed) on FOX. (ID2-728B) (TV-PG L)

 
Host: Ryan Seacrest

Judges: Paula Abdul, Simon Cowell and Randy Jackson


--“DON’T FORGET THE LYRICS!”—(9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC

CAN A ROLLER DERBY SKATE AWAY WITH THE GRAND PRIZE? 
FIND OUT ON “DON’T FORGET THE LYRICS!”
THURSDAY, APRIL 10, ON FOX

A karaoke hostess/roller-derby queen from Los Angeles takes center stage for a chance to win $1 million! Will she skate her way to victory or go home hurt? Wayne Brady hosts DON’T FORGET THE LYRICS! airing Thursday, April 10 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (LYR-130) (TV-PG)

Host: Wayne Brady





FRIDAY, APRIL 11

[EDITOR’S NOTE: BON-114 replaces the previously announced episodes of ‘TIL DEATH and
THE RETURN OF JEZEBEL JAMES.]
[EDITOR’S NOTE: BON-212 replaces the previously announced episode of BONES.]


--“BONES”—(8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

BRENNAN AND BOOTH RACE TO FIND AN ESCAPED SERIAL KILLER
BEFORE A MEMBER OF THE JEFFERSONIAN TEAM
BECOMES HIS LATEST VICTIM
ON “BONES” FRIDAY, APRIL 11, ON FOX

Brennan and Booth are called to the scene of a deadly fire at a D.C. prison to investigate what they believe is the death of Brennan’s incarcerated adversary, serial killer Howard Epps, whose body was found burned beyond recognition. But Brennan’s examination leads to the chilling realization that the charred body is not Epps’, but that of a D.C. fireman Epps killed in order to fake his own death and escape from a maximum security prison amid the commotion of the fire. After paying a visit to Epps’ former wife, Caroline, Brennan and Booth leave empty-handed, but are concerned for Caroline’s safety with her ex-husband on the loose. Their fears are quickly realized as they get concrete proof that Epps has killed again. As Epps leads Brennan and Booth into a game of cat-and-mouse, it’s clear he is targeting them and the people they’re close to, all the while giving them clues they desperately try to decipher before Epps takes another victim. While Cam conducts an autopsy on Epps’ latest victim, Booth implores her to break protocol to save time and jump to a later step in the process. Against her better judgment she does, but she is sprayed with a deadly poison and critically injured. As Cam’s life hangs in the balance, Booth, Brennan and the rest of the Jeffersonian team race to identify the deadly substance and determine Epps’ whereabouts before Cam becomes his latest victim in “The Man in the Cell” episode of BONES airing Friday, April 11 (8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (BON-212) (TV-14 L, V)

Cast: Emily Deschanel as Dr. Temperance Brennan; David Boreanaz as FBI Special Agent Seeley Booth; TJ Thyne as Dr. Jack Hodgins; Michaela Conlin as Angela Montenegro; Eric Millegan as Zack Addy; Tamara Taylor as Dr. Camille “Cam” Saroyan.

Guest Cast: Heath Freeman as Howard Epps; Christie Lynn Smith as Caroline Epps; Ty Panitz as Parker Booth; Mik Scriba as Warden T.C. Everett; Pancho Demmings as FBI Agent Jay Ramirez; Kathy Lamkin as Marianne Epps; Giovannie Pico as Rose Alipio; Sandra Purpuro as Dr. Barbara Young; Janet Tamaro as TV Reporter.




--“CANTERBURY’S LAW”—(9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

ELIZABETH’S FREEDOM IS ON THE LINE,
AND CANTERBURY & ASSOCIATES PREPARE FOR BATTLE
ON “CANTERBURY’S LAW” AIRING FRIDAY, APRIL 11, ON FOX

Harris Yulin Guest-Stars as Chris Canterbury, Elizabeth’s Father

The seriousness of the indictment – as well as her probable disbarment and imprisonment – finally hits Elizabeth, who tries to cut a deal and get her affairs in order. Russell, Chester and Molly have a different plan, and behind Elizabeth’s back, begin mounting a surprising defense, one that involves Deputy Attorney General Zach Williams, Elizabeth’s prosecutor. Will Canterbury & Associates be able to save their most important client yet on the “Trade-Off” episode of CANTERBURY’S LAW airing Friday, April 11 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (CLW-105) (TV-14 D, L)

Cast: Julianna Margulies as Elizabeth Canterbury, Trieste Kelly Dunn as Molly McConnell, Ben Shenkman as Russell Krauss, Keith Robinson as Chester Grant, Aidan Quinn as Matt Furey

Guest Cast: Terry Kinney as Deputy Attorney General Zach Williams, Harris Yulin as Chris Canterbury, David Call as Martin, Charlie Hofheimer as Ethan Foster, Jenna Stern as Assistant Attorney General Kate Cooley, Otto Sanchez as Danny Santos, Curtiss I’Cook as Detective Polone, Tuck Millegan as Councilman Hendricks, Kevin Cahoon as Cherry Pie Holtz, David Little as Nathan Stitz, Jeff Farber as Mr. Foster, Christian Corp as Shauna Walters, Joanne Camp as Judge Moody




 
SATURDAY, APRIL 12

[EDITOR’S NOTE 1: Local programming airs in prime time on the West Coast.]
[EDITOR’S NOTE 2: COPS and AMERICA’S MOST WANTED are preempted this night.]
[EDITOR’S NOTE 3: Due to the preceding live NASCAR event, MADtv and TALKSHOW WITH SPIKE FERESTEN air at special times on the East Coast.]


**FOX SPORTS SPECIAL**—NASCAR ’08: PHOENIX 500—(8:00 PM-CC Live ET/5:00 PM-CC Live PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

FOX SPORTS PRESENTS THE PHOENIX 500,
A NASCAR SPRINT CUP RACE, LIVE IN PRIMETIME
SATURDAY, APRIL 12, ON FOX

FOX Sports presents a special primetime NASCAR Sprint Cup race, live under the lights of Phoenix International Raceway. Play-by-play broadcaster Mike Joy, analyst Larry McReynolds and analyst Darrell Waltrip call the action at NASCAR ON FOX’s PHOENIX 500 airing Saturday, April 12 (8:00 PM-CC ET live/5:00 PM-CC PT live) on FOX. (SP-0832) (TV-N/A)




--“MADtv”—(1:00-2:00 AM ET/11:00 PM-Midnight PT) CC

JOEY FATONE GUEST-STARS
ON “MADtv” SATURDAY, APRIL 12, ON FOX

FOX’s late-night laughs get “in sync” when singer/actor Joey Fatone hosts MADtv airing Saturday, April 12 (1:00-2:00 AM ET/11:00 PM-Midnight PT) on FOX. (MD-1306) (TV-14 D, L, S)

Cast: Crista Flanagan, Keegan-Michael Key, Bobby Lee, Michael McDonald, Arden Myrin, Nicole Parker, Jordan Peele, Anjelah Johnson, Johnny Sanchez III, Dan Oster and Daheli Hall.

Guest Cast: Joey Fatone




--“TALKSHOW WITH SPIKE FERESTEN”—(2:00-2:30 AM ET/Midnight-12:30 AM PT) CC

DAVID KOECHNER JOINS IN THE LATE-NIGHT HUMOR
ON “TALKSHOW WITH SPIKE FERESTEN”
SATURDAY, APRIL 12, ON FOX

Actor David Koechner (“Reno 911! Miami” and “Balls of Fury”) makes a special guest appearance to sit and share some knee-slapping jokes with Spike Feresten, meanwhile TALKSHOW features more of their trademark sketches on TALKSHOW WITH SPIKE FERESTEN airing Saturday, April 12 (2:00-2:30 AM ET/Midnight-12:30 AM PT) on FOX.  (SPK-212) (TV-14 L)


Host: Spike Feresten

Guest Cast: David Koechner





SUNDAY, APRIL 13


--“KING OF THE HILL”—(7:00-7:30 PM ET/PT) CC

KAHN GETS A SYMPATHETIC EAR
ON “KING OF THE HILL”
SUNDAY, APRIL 13, ON FOX

Kahn’s father-in-law, General Gum, visits the Souphanousinphone family. The General gives Kahn a hard time and makes him feel like a failure. Hank and the gang feel for Kahn, which never happens and take him under their wing. Peggy and Bobby know that Kahn is just showing his emotional side while the General is in town and as soon as Arlen is without the General, Kahn will show his true colors in the “Pour Some Sugar on Kahn” episode of KING OF THE HILL airing Sunday, April 13 (7:00-7:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (KH-1207) (TV-PG L)

Voice Cast: Mike Judge as Hank Hill & Boomhauer; Kathy Najimy as Peggy Hill; Pamela S. Adlon as Bobby Hill; Brittany Murphy as Luanne; Tom Petty as Lucky; Johnny Hardwick as Dale and Stephen Root as Bill.




--“AMERICAN DAD”—(7:30-8:00 PM ET/PT) CC

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

THE SKY IS FALLING
ON “AMERICAN DAD”
SUNDAY, APRIL 13, ON FOX

When Stan arrives late to a CIA nuclear drill and thinks it’s real, he moves the family to the mountains to survive the perceived apocalypse. Even after he realizes his error, he’s enjoying the attention from the family so much that he doesn’t tell them the truth. However, when the family meets a mountain man and learns the truth, Stan has some explaining to do in the AMERICAN DAD episode "An Apocalypse to Remember” airing Sunday, April 13 (7:30-8:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (DAD-219) (TV-14 D, V)

Voice Cast: Seth MacFarlane as Stan Smith and Roger the Alien; Wendy Schaal as Francine Smith; Rachael MacFarlane as Hayley; Scott Grimes as Steve; and Dee Bradley Baker as Klaus.




--“THE SIMPSONS”—(8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) CC

HOMER AND MARGE HELP A FORMER COUNTRY MUSIC STAR
PAY OFF HER DEBT TO SOCIETY
ON “THE SIMPSONS” SUNDAY, APRIL 13, ON FOX

Beverly D’Angelo and the Dixie Chicks Make Guest-Voice Appearances

When Mayor Quimby realizes the city of Springfield has gone broke, Homer suggests they feign a natural disaster in order to obtain relief funds from the federal government.  When the plan goes awry, Lisa goes through the town’s financial records only to discover millions in uncollected city taxes. Springfield hits up its most notorious tax evaders, and Lurleen Lumpkin, a country music star Homer once managed, remains the last outstanding debtor. As Springfieldians scour the city to find her, Marge reluctantly permits the fugitive to stay with the family, creating a very interesting dynamic in the Simpson household in the “Papa Don’t Leech” episode of THE SIMPSONS airing Sunday, April 13 (8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (SI-1909) (TV-PG D, L, V)

Voice Cast: Dan Castellaneta as Homer Simpson; Julie Kavner as Marge Simpsons; Nancy Cartwright as Bart Simpson; Yeardley Smith as Lisa Simpson; Hank Azaria as Moe; Harry Shearer as Ned Flanders; Pamela Hayden as Emily Robison; Russi Taylor as Martin

Guest Voice Cast: Beverly D’Angelo as Lurleen; Dixie Chicks as themselves




--“KING OF THE HILL”—(8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC

DOLLAR SIGNS LEAD DALE OFF-SIDES
 ON “KING OF THE HILL”
SUNDAY, APRIL 13, ON FOX

Joseph Gribble, Dale’s son, becomes the star quarterback for Landry High School, and Arlen residents are bursting with excitement and hoping this is their year! Spencer Academy, a very wealthy prep school, approaches Joseph with an offer to play football for them. Joseph wants to turn them down, but Dale sees only dollar signs when the offer includes an exclusive cash contract. Dale quickly realizes the Gribble family doesn’t fit into the upper-class lifestyle, and he devises a plan to raise the money to pay back the prep-school for breaking the obligation in the “The Courtship of Joseph’s Father” episode of KING OF THE HILL airing Sunday, April 13 (8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (KH-1209) (TV-PG)

Voice Cast: Mike Judge as Hank Hill & Boomhauer; Kathy Najimy as Peggy Hill; Pamela S. Adlon as Bobby Hill; Brittany Murphy as Luanne; Tom Petty as Lucky; Johnny Hardwick as Dale and Stephen Root as Bill.




 
--“FAMILY GUY”—(9:00-9:30 PM ET/PT) CC

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

JAMES WOODS RETURNS TO QUAHOG
ON “FAMILY GUY”
SUNDAY, APRIL 13, ON FOX

James Woods Makes a Special Guest Voice Appearance

James Woods returns after being locked in a crate to seek revenge against Peter. First, James steals Peter’s identity and moves in as head of the Griffin household. Then, Peter goes out and ruins James career and image on the “Back to the Woods” episode of FAMILY GUY airing Sunday, April 13 (9:00-9:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (FG-602) (TV-14 D, L, S, V)

Voice Cast: Seth MacFarlane as Peter Griffin, Stewie Griffin, Brian Griffin, and Quagmire; Alex Borstein as Lois Griffin; Seth Green as Chris Griffin; Mila Kunis as Meg Griffin; Mike Henry as Cleveland.

Guest Voice Cast: James Woods as himself




**TIME PERIOD PREMIERE**—“AMERICAN DAD”—(9:30-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

HAYLEY GIVES IT THE OLD COLLEGE TRY
ON “AMERICAN DAD”
SUNDAY, APRIL 13, ON FOX

Elijah Wood Makes Guest-Voice Appearance

When Steve’s new relationship with his girlfriend gives Francine empty nest syndrome, she tries to convince Stan to have another baby. Meanwhile, Roger tries to enroll in college with Hayley in order to experience college life, but while Roger ends up teaching the class, Hayley finds a new crush in her classmate Ethan (Elijah Wood), who turns out to be far from normal, in the “Iced Iced Babies” episode of AMERICAN DAD airing Sunday, April 13 (9:30-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (DAD-209) (TV-14 D, S)

Voice Cast: Seth MacFarlane as Stan Smith, Roger the Alien and Franz; Wendy Schaal as Francine Smith; Rachael MacFarlane as Hayley; Scott Grimes as Steve; and Dee Bradley Baker as Klaus and Boxleitner.

Guest Voice Cast: Elijah Wood as Ethan; Lizzy Caplan as Debbie; Karen Maruyama as Kichiro.
 

 

 

 

SUNDAY, MARCH 30


--“KING OF THE HILL”—(7:00-7:30 PM ET/PT) CC

FIFTEEN CANDLES AND HIPSTER HOMES
ON “KING OF THE HILL”
SUNDAY, MARCH 30, ON FOX

Enrique encourages his daughter, Inez, to ask Hank to speak at her Quinceañera and Hank reluctantly agrees to her request. He starts spending time with Inez so he has something to write about in his speech. Hank begs Peggy to accompany him on his first visit, so Peggy meets Hank at Enrique’s with a real-estate client waiting in the car, a 30-year-old hipster who hasn’t been satisfied with any of the homes he’s been shown. The hipster becomes enchanted with Enrique’s Mexican neighborhood, and Peggy closes a deal with him. But when a slew of hipsters follow and buy up homes in the neighborhood, the fruit stands and Goodwill clothing stores are soon replaced by trendy salons and art galleries. At the Quinceañera, Enrique publicly blames Peggy for the gentrification of his neighborhood and explains that the rent on his home has skyrocketed such that they will have to move. Feeling horrible, Peggy tricks the hipsters into believing that the simpler, down-home folks of Arlen (like Dale and Boomhauer) are moving into the neighborhood and the hipsters soon move out. Enrique’s neighborhood is restored to its former glory and Enrique is able to buy his home in the “Lady and Gentrification” episode of KING OF THE HILL airing Sunday, March 30 (7:00-7:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (KH-1205) (TV-PG)

Voice Cast: Mike Judge as Hank Hill & Boomhauer; Kathy Najimy as Peggy Hill; Pamela S. Adlon as Bobby Hill; Brittany Murphy as Luanne; Tom Petty as Lucky; Johnny Hardwick as Dale and Stephen Root as Bill.




--“AMERICAN DAD”—(7:30-8:00 PM ET/PT) CC

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

STAN RUNS A SWEATSHOP
ON “AMERICAN DAD”
SUNDAY, MARCH 30, ON FOX

When Stan feels like he’s not climbing the ladder fast enough at the work, he turns to his lifelong ambition of making festive teddy bears. However, when he realizes that making a quick profit takes a lot of work, he resorts to using illegal aliens as cheap labor. Meanwhile, Haley sees her father’s new business model as an atrocity and takes matters into her own hands by calling Uncle Sam in “The American Dream Factory” episode of AMERICAN DAD airing Sunday, March 30 (7:30-8:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (DAD-216) (TV-14 L, V)

Voice Cast: Seth MacFarlane as Stan Smith, Roger the Alien and Franz; Wendy Schaal as Francine Smith; Rachael MacFarlane as Hayley; Scott Grimes as Steve; and Dee Bradley Baker as Klaus.

Guest Cast: Patrick Stewart as Bullock; Efren Ramirez as Paco; Eddie Kaye Thomas as Barry; Curtis Armstrong as Snot; Iggy Pop as Jerry; Stark Sands as Williams; Elizabeth Pena as store owner; Niecy Nash as Patty Labelle; and Miguel Ferrer as Agent Hopkins.




--“THE SIMPSONS”—(8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) CC

LISA BECOMES ADDICTED TO SECONDHAND SMOKE
AND HOMER MANUFACTURES BEEF JERKY
ON “THE SIMPSONS” SUNDAY, MARCH 30, ON FOX

When Lisa convinces Marge to pursue her childhood dream of becoming a ballerina by auditioning for the Chazz Busby Ballet Academy, Chazz discovers Lisa’s natural talent and enrolls her in the academy instead. During a break from practice, Lisa inhales her fellow ballerinas’ cigarette smoke and attributes her improvement in ballet to smoking.  Lisa soon becomes addicted to secondhand smoke, with no chance of quitting in sight.  Meanwhile, Homer shows Bart his secret room where he manufactures beef jerky.  When Homer realizes that a family of raccoons have made off with his beef, he decides to confront the animals in the “Smoke on the Daughter” episode of THE SIMPSONS airing Sunday, March 30 (8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (SI-1908) (TV-PG D, L, S, V)

Voice Cast: Dan Castellaneta as Homer Simpson; Julie Kavner as Marge Simpsons; Nancy Cartwright as Bart Simpson; Yeardley Smith as Lisa Simpson; Hank Azaria as Moe; Harry Shearer as Skinner; Pamela Hayden as Milhouse; Tress MacNeille as Ballerina; Russi Taylor as Martin




--“KING OF THE HILL”—(8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC

KAHN GETS A SYMPATHETIC EAR
ON “KING OF THE HILL”
SUNDAY, MARCH 30, ON FOX

Kahn’s father-in-law, General Gum, visits the Souphanousinphone family. The General gives Kahn a hard time and makes him feel like a failure. Hank and the gang feel for Kahn, which never happens and take him under their wing. Peggy and Bobby know that Kahn is just showing his emotional side while the General is in town and as soon as Arlen is without the General, Kahn will show his true colors in the “Pour Some Sugar on Kahn” episode of KING OF THE HILL airing Sunday, March 30 (8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (KH-1207) (TV-PG L)

Voice Cast: Mike Judge as Hank Hill & Boomhauer; Kathy Najimy as Peggy Hill; Pamela S. Adlon as Bobby Hill; Brittany Murphy as Luanne; Tom Petty as Lucky; Johnny Hardwick as Dale and Stephen Root as Bill.

Contact: Janice Rosas  310-369-0979  janice.rosas@fox.com




--“FAMILY GUY”—(9:00-9:30 PM ET/PT) CC

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

MEG FINDS TRUE LOVE
ON “FAMILY GUY”
SUNDAY, MARCH 30, ON FOX

When a flood hits Quahog, Meg winds up in the hospital in a coma, but she wakes up to a cute med student and they immediately hit it off. After Meg recovers, Peter is very protective of her, so he drives “McCutie” away. But when Meg reveals to the family that she is pregnant, Peter forces them to get married in the “Peter’s Daughter” episode of FAMILY GUY airing Sunday, March 30 (9:00-9:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (FG-521) (TV-14 D, L, S, V)

Voice Cast: Seth MacFarlane as Peter Griffin, Stewie Griffin, Brian Griffin, and Quagmire; Alex Borstein as Lois Griffin; Seth Green as Chris Griffin; Mila Kunis as Meg Griffin; Mike Henry as Cleveland




**SEASON FINALE**—“UNHITCHED”—(9:30 PM-10:00 PM ET/PT) – CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

GATOR IS CHALLENGED WHEN KATE DATES HIS NEW ASSISTANT;
TOMMY FINDS LOVE AT JURY DUTY;
FREDDY RECONNECTS WITH HIS EX ONLINE
ON THE SEASON FINALE OF “UNHITCHED”
 SUNDAY, MARCH 30, ON FOX

Series Executive-Produced By Bobby and Peter Farrelly
(“There’s Something About Mary,” “Dumb & Dumber,” “Stuck on You”)

Gator and Kate are both handicapped when Kate begins dating his new assistant. Freddy reconnects with his ex when he attempts online dating. Tommy finds love at jury duty on the “Yorkshire Terrier Sucked Into the Internet” episode of UNHITCHED airing Sunday, March 30 (9:30-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (UNH-104) (TV-14 L)

Cast: Craig Bierko as Jack “Gator” Gately; Rashida Jones as Kate; Shaun Majumder as Freddy; Johnny Sneed as Tommy

Guest Cast: Christopher Thorton as Darren; Sarayu Rao as Doreep; Joey Greco as Himself





 
MONDAY, MARCH 31


--“HOUSE”—(8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

HOUSE AND HIS TEAM RACE TO SAVE A YOUNG COUPLE
BUT HAVE TO LOOK BEYOND THE BONDS OF MARRIAGE
TO DISCOVER THE ANSWER
ON “HOUSE” MONDAY, MARCH 31, ON FOX

David Morse Guest-Stars

House takes on the case of 20-year-old female patient Tracy Dawson, who is rushed to Princeton Plainsboro Teaching Hospital with breathing difficulties and unexplained intense abdominal pain after she and her husband, Jeremy, are victims of a robbery. During Tracy’s stress test, Jeremy collapses in the hospital viewing room, with test results leading the team to believe the couple’s illnesses are related. Their strained relationship with Jeremy’s father causes Tracy to hallucinate about a past incident when her father-in-law tried to hurt Jeremy for seeing her. The traumatic dream leaves Tracy in a coma and House wants to conduct a very risky biopsy on her brain stem, but Jeremy refuses to consent. House enlists Wilson’s help to explain the potentially dangerous procedure and secure Jeremy’s consent, but all does not go as planned; House discovers a new symptom that takes the case down a shocking new path and changes the course of the couples’ lives forever. Meanwhile, House and clinic patient Michael Tritter (guest star David Morse) have a touchy altercation, leaving Tritter appalled and furious at the way House treated him in the “Fools for Love” episode of HOUSE airing Monday, March 31 (8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT).  (HOU-305) (TV-14 D, L, V)

Cast: Hugh Laurie as Dr. Gregory House; Lisa Edelstein as Dr. Lisa Cuddy; Omar Epps as Dr. Eric Foreman; Robert Sean Leonard as Dr. James Wilson; Jennifer Morrison as Dr. Allison Cameron; Jesse Spencer as Dr. Robert Chase.

Guest Cast: David Morse as Michael Tritter; Jurnee Smollett as Tracy; Raviv Ullman as Jeremy; Kimberly Quinn as Nurse Wendy; Brett Wagner as L.K.; Scott Allen Rinker as Bobby; Rod Damer as Counterman; Carissa Koutantzis as Waitress; Sam Ayers as Large Man; Bobbin Bergstrom as Nurse.



[EDITOR’S NOTE: HOU-305 replaces the previously announced episode of CANTERBURY’S
LAW.]


 
--“NEW AMSTERDAM”—(9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

A MURDER GETS PERSONAL
ON "NEW AMSTERDAM"
MONDAY, MARCH 31 ON FOX

When police find a bullet-ridden body in an apartment in Chinatown, John and Eva are called to investigate. The deceased young man’s striking similarity to Roosevelt, a lost son of John’s from the early 1900s, prompts him to take a personal stance on the case. The search for the killer leads John to the Spoors, a violent crime family headed by Roosevelt’s kin. The discovery makes John question the actions of his past and the reverberating consequences they have on those around him on the “Legacy” episode of NEW AMSTERDAM airing Monday, March 31 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (NAM-106) (TV-14 L, S, V)

Cast: Nikolaj Coster-Waldau as John Amsterdam; Zuleikha Robinson as Eva Marquez, Stephen McKinley Henderson as Omar, Alexie Gilmore as Dr. Sara Dillane.

Guest Cast: Susan Misner as Callie Burnett, Jamie Harrold as Mank, Adam Storke as Nicolas Spoor, Giancarlo Esposito as James Lawson, Kathryn Meisle as Samantha, Zachary Booth as Roosevelt/Alex Spoor, Nestor Serrano as Eddie Marquez, Larry Keith as Theo Spoor, Alyssa Sutherland as Alice Crayborn, Bess Rous as Gina Warner, Andrew Pang as Feng, Matt Caplan as Terry Walters, Randall Duk Kim as Donald Chen, Tina Benko as Amelia, Julie McNiven as Model, Flint Beverage as Brock, Wai Ching Ho as Asian Woman and Shing Ka as Asian Man




TUESDAY, APRIL 1


--“AMERICAN IDOL”—9 Finalists Compete—(8:00-9:00 PM ET live/PT tape-delayed) CC-HDTV 720p-In Stereo

THE TOP 9 FINALISTS PERFORM ON “AMERICAN IDOL”
TUESDAY, APRIL 1, LIVE ON FOX

Tonight the Top 9 finalists will perform LIVE, vying for the American Idol crown. The contestants will sing their hearts out in hopes of winning America’s vote and surviving another week in the competition. See who impresses the judges and who buckles under the pressure when “9 Finalists Compete” on AMERICAN IDOL airing Tuesday, April 1 (8:00-9:00 PM ET live/PT tape-delayed) on FOX. (ID-727) (TV-PG L)

Host: Ryan Seacrest

Judges: Paula Abdul, Simon Cowell and Randy Jackson



**SEASON PREMIERE**—“HELL’S KITCHEN”— (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

FIFTEEN NEW CONTESTANTS FIGHT TO IMPRESS; ONE MAKES GORDON SICK
ON THE SEASON PREMIERE OF “HELL’S KITCHEN”
TUESDAY, APRIL 1, ON FOX

HELL’S KITCHEN is back open for business! The pressure is on, as this season’s prize is bigger and better than ever before. Chef Ramsay will pick one lucky contestant to become the Executive Chef for his new restaurant, The London West Hollywood. Gordon wastes no time as he immediately sends the contestants to the kitchen to prepare their signature dish. In the most shocking taste-test ever, Gordon gets physically sick from a contestant’s concoction leaving everyone speechless. During the first dinner service, emotions run high and one contestant goes missing. Will Gordon be forced to shut down the kitchen? Find out on the season premiere of HELL'S KITCHEN airing Tuesday, April 1 (9:00 -10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (HK-401) (TV-14 L)

Cast: Chef Gordon Ramsay





WEDNESDAY, APRIL 2


--“THE MOMENT OF TRUTH”—(8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

THINGS GET PERSONAL IN THE HOT SEAT
ON “THE MOMENT OF TRUTH”
WEDNESDAY, APRIL 2, ON FOX

On THE MOMENT OF TRUTH participants answer 21 increasingly personal questions honestly, as determined by a polygraph, to win half-a-million dollars. Of course, the questions are easier when the stakes are low – but as the prize amount increases, they will be challenged to fess up to matters they might normally lie about. The touchier questions could be especially difficult because participants reveal their answers in front of spouses, relatives and friends, hanging on every word. What deep dark secret will someone divulge for hundreds of thousands of dollars on THE MOMENT OF TRUTH airing Wednesday, April 2 (8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (MOT-110) (TV-14 D)

Host: Mark L. Walberg




 
--“AMERICAN IDOL RESULTS SHOW”—1 of 9 Voted Off—(9:00-10:00 PM ET live/PT tape-delayed) CC-HDTV 720p-In Stereo

ONE MUST GO HOME TONIGHT!
8 FINALISTS REMAIN WHEN THE VOTING RESULTS ARE REVEALED
LIVE ON “AMERICAN IDOL”
WEDNESDAY, APRIL 2, ON FOX

250th EPISODE MILESTONE

Last night, the Top 9 finalists sang their hearts out in hopes of winning America over. Find out tonight who will sing again next week and who will go home as AMERICAN IDOL celebrates its 250th Episode Milestone on the AMERICAN IDOL Results Show, “1 of 9 Voted Off,” airing Wednesday, April 2 (9:00-10:00 PM ET live/PT tape-delayed) on FOX. (ID2-727A) (TV-PG L)

Host: Ryan Seacrest

Judges: Paula Abdul, Simon Cowell and Randy Jackson





THURSDAY, APRIL 3


**2-HOUR EPISODE**—“ARE YOU SMARTER THAN A 5TH GRADER?”—(8:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC

EXTRA CREDIT!
CLASS EXTENDED ON A SPECIAL 2-HOUR EDITION OF
“ARE YOU SMARTER THAN A 5th GRADER?”
THURSDAY, APRIL 3, ON FOX

Grownup contestants try to graduate toward the top prize of $1 million in this atypical quiz show that tests adults’ lack of knowledge – as revealed by how much they’ve forgotten since elementary school. Adults find themselves in a classroom setting, revisiting their youth, as they tackle subjects ranging from art to geography and math to social studies. Contestants are not alone, however; there is a way for them to “cheat” in this classroom. The adults have the opportunity to get help from real grade-schoolers, who will offer what they think is the correct a-n-s-w-e-r on ARE YOU SMARTER THAN A 5TH GRADER? airing Thursday, April 3 (8:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (AYS-221/222) (TV-PG)

Host: Jeff Foxworthy



[EDITOR’S NOTE: DON’T FORGET THE LYRICS! is preempted this night.]



FRIDAY, APRIL 4

[EDITOR’S NOTE 1: CLW-104 replaces the previously announced episode of HOUSE.]
[EDITOR’S NOTE 2: BON-112 replaces the previously announced episodes of ‘TIL DEATH and
THE RETURN OF JEZEBEL JAMES.]

--“BONES”—(8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

THE REMAINS OF A YOUNG DOCUMENTARY FILMMAKER LEAD
BRENNAN AND BOOTH TO INVESTIGATE A CIVILIZATION OF SHELTERS
AND THE LABYRINTH OF TUNNELS UNDER WASHINGTON, DC,
TO FIND A KILLER ON “BONES” FRIDAY, APRIL 4, ON FOX

When the remains of a young documentary filmmaker are found in a ventilation shaft in an underground Washington, DC, tunnel, Brennan and Booth must venture into the maze of tunnels beneath the city and are surprised to discover a world of homeless shelters underground. Clues lead them to suspect that a man living underground was involved with the murder, but instead he gives them valuable information about the purpose of the victim’s underground project. When a valuable artifact is found among the victim’s possessions, the entire Jeffersonian team joins in the investigation to learn why the victim was in the maze of tunnels and what she found down there that led to her murder in “The Woman in the Tunnel” episode of BONES airing Friday, April 4 (8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (BON-112) (TV-14 D, L, V)

Cast: Emily Deschanel as Dr. Temperance Brennan, David Boreanaz as FBI Special Agent Seeley Booth, TJ Thyne as Dr. Jack Hodgins, Michaela Conlin as Angela Montenegro, Eric Millegan as Zack Addy, Jonathan Adams as Dr. Daniel Goodman.

Guest Cast: Glenn Plummer as Harold, David Denman as Phil Garfield, Fay Wolf as Marni Hunter, Mary Mara as Helen Bronson, Ryan Alosio as Duke Daillel, Brian Gross as Kyle Montrose, Keith Pillow as Michael Preston, Matt Huhn as Cop.

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--“CANTERBURY’S LAW”—(9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

ELIZABETH REPRESENTS HIGH-SCHOOL GIRLS
ACCUSED OF SOLICITING MURDER
IN AN ALL-NEW “CANTERBURY’S LAW”
FRIDAY, APRIL 4, ON FOX

While dealing with the aftermath of being arrested and jailed overnight for jury tampering and suborning perjury, Elizabeth defends Izzy and Linda, high-school students accused of soliciting murder. When Linda secretly switches lawyers and cuts a deal, it’s a case of she said-she said, and Elizabeth must learn to decipher high-school doublespeak if she’s going to save her client in the all-new “Sweet Sixteen” episode of CANTERBURY’S LAW airing Friday, April 4 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (CLW-104) (TV-14 L)

Cast: Julianna Margulies as Elizabeth Canterbury, Trieste Kelly Dunn as Molly McConnell, Ben Shenkman as Russell Krauss, Keith Robinson as Chester Grant.
Guest Cast: Terry Kinney as Deputy Attorney General Zach Williams, James McCaffrey as Frank Angstrom, David Call as Martin, Brianna Steinhilber as Izzy Shapiro, Lauren Weisman as Linda Matthews, J. Cameron-Smith as Elissa Shapiro, Will Kempe as R. Kent Matthews, Haviland Morris as Anne Matthews, Joseph Grifasi as Judge David Martinez, Richard Bekins as Alden Mullen.





SATURDAY, APRIL 5


**COPS 20TH ANNIVERSARY SPECIAL**—“COPS: 20 YEARS…CAUGHT ON TAPE”—(8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN AMAZED
AS “COPS” MARKS TWO DECADES OF ARRESTING TELEVISION
WITH THE ONE-HOUR SPECIAL
“COPS: 20 YEARS…CAUGHT ON TAPE”
SATURDAY, APRIL 5, ON FOX

Fasten your seatbelts for a chair-gripping experience! This one-hour retrospective features classic COPS car chases, super-inebriated suspects, sizzling Tasers, disheartening domestics, problematic perps and gutsy officers from coast to coast. Highlights include:

•    Officers in Fresno, CA, question a stony suspect claiming he’s not driving under the influence despite the joint visibly tucked behind his ear.
•    In Albuquerque, NM, a male cross-dresser wearing a leopard one-piece is questioned.
•    In Buffalo, NY, officers wrestle with a massive and hungry python hiding inside a residence.
•    A suspect in Kansas City, MO, is so intoxicated when gets out from behind the wheel, he stumbles and lands a painful face plant.
•    In a heroic rescue in Passaic County, NJ, officers save a man from danger in a raging river.

You have the right to remain amazed by the commemorative anniversary special COPS: 20 YEARS…CAUGHT ON TAPE airing Saturday, April 5 (8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (CP-2037/2038) (TV-14 L, V)



 
--“AMERICA’S MOST WANTED: AMERICA FIGHTS BACK”—(9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC

“AMERICA’S MOST WANTED: AMERICA FIGHTS BACK”
CONTINUES ITS PURSUIT OF JUSTICE
SATURDAY, APRIL 5, ON FOX

AMERICA’S MOST WANTED: AMERICA FIGHTS BACK takes on the nation's hottest crime issues. This crime-fighting program focuses on capturing fugitives, protecting victims and empowering citizens within the criminal justice system. The series also takes an in-depth look at laws that harm victims, champions the cause of lawmakers fighting to protect victims' rights and presents news of recent captures, convictions and missing children cases. AMERICA’S MOST WANTED: AMERICA FIGHTS BACK airs Saturday, April 5 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (MW-2127) (TV-PG V)

Host: John Walsh




--“MADtv”—(11:00 PM-MIDNIGHT ET/PT) CC

THE LAUGHTER ROLLS INTO LATE NIGHT
ON “MADtv” SATURDAY, APRIL 5, ON FOX

MADtv returns with an all-new episode filled with refreshing humor and dead-on parodies straight from the Music Box theatre in Hollywood, CA. Join in the hilarity with MADtv airing Saturday, April 5 (11:00 PM-Midnight ET/PT) on FOX.  (MD-1313) (TV-14 D, L, S) 
               
Cast: Crista Flanagan, Keegan-Michael Key, Bobby Lee, Michael McDonald, Arden Myrin, Nicole Parker, Jordan Peele, Johnny Sanchez III, Dan Oster and Daheli Hall.




--“TALKSHOW WITH SPIKE FERESTEN”—(Midnight-12:30 AM ET/PT) CC

ADAM CAROLLA STAYS UP FOR A LATE-NIGHT CHAT
ON “TALKSHOW WITH SPIKE FERESTEN”
SATURDAY, APRIL 5, ON FOX

Radio/TV personality Adam Carolla (“Loveline,” The Adam Carolla Show”) makes a special guest appearance to chat with Spike. Meanwhile, TALKSHOW features more trademark sketches on an all-new episode of TALKSHOW WITH SPIKE FERESTEN airing Saturday, April 5 (Midnight-12:30 AM ET/PT) on FOX. (SPK-222) (TV-14 D, L, V) 

Host: Spike Feresten

Guest: Adam Carolla





 
SUNDAY, APRIL 6


--“KING OF THE HILL”—(7:00-7:30 PM ET/PT) CC

PEGGY GOES MAD ON “KING OF THE HILL”
SUNDAY, APRIL 6, ON FOX

Ed Begley Jr. (“Arrested Development,” “7th Heaven”)
Makes Guest-Voice Appearance

Tom Landry Middle School holds an emergency community meeting when a child goes missing in Arlen. Relationship expert Stephens Davies (Begley) is invited to speak at the meeting and makes an example of Peggy by questioning her parenting skills. Peggy goes on “mommy” mode and is determined to know Bobby’s and Hank’s every move. The boys get irritated with Peggy and rebel, but they soon come to realize that Peggy is only looking out for their own good in the “Behind Closed Doors” episode of KING OF THE HILL airing Sunday, April 6 (7:00-7:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (KH-1206) (TV-PG L) 

Voice Cast: Mike Judge as Hank Hill & Boomhauer; Kathy Najimy as Peggy Hill; Pamela S. Adlon as Bobby Hill; Brittany Murphy as Luanne; Tom Petty as Lucky; Johnny Hardwick as Dale and Stephen Root as Bill.

Guest Voice Cast:  Ed Begley Jr. as Stephens Davies




--“AMERICAN DAD”—(7:30-8:00 PM ET/PT) CC

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

ROGER PHONES HOME
ON “AMERICAN DAD”
SUNDAY, APRIL 6, ON FOX

Peter Graves Makes Guest-Voice Appearance

When Roger is rejected by Steve, who seems to be “over him,” Roger heads out in search of a new human companion. But when this new friend starts to abuse Roger and the relationship turns into a lot of excuses and sorrys, Steve and Haley scheme to get Roger out of the bad relationship and back home where he belongs. Meanwhile, Stan tours the Mr. Pibb factory and meets the man himself (voiced by Peter Graves) in the “A.T. the Abusive Terrestrial” episode of AMERICAN DAD airing Sunday, April 6 (7:30-8:00 PM ET /PT) on FOX. (DAD-217) (TV-14 D, L, S)

Voice Cast: Seth MacFarlane as Stan Smith and Roger the Alien; Wendy Schaal as Francine Smith; Rachael MacFarlane as Hayley; Scott Grimes as Steve; and Dee Bradley Baker as Klaus.

Guest Voice Cast: Peter Graves as Mr. Pibb and Patton Oswalt as Bob.


--“THE SIMPSONS”—(8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) CC
 
MARGE AND HOMER RECOUNT HOW HOMER SINGLEHANDEDLY
STARTED THE GRUNGE MOVEMENT DURING THE ‘90s
ON “THE SIMPSONS” SUNDAY, APRIL 6, ON FOX

Weird Al Yankovic and Kurt Loder Make Guest-Voice Appearances

When Bart and Lisa discover Marge’s diploma from Springfield University, Marge reveals that she had attended the university back when she and Homer had first started dating. In a flash back, Homer gives up his dreams of becoming a musician and takes a job at his father’s laser tag warehouse to support Marge attending Springfield University. However, when Marge finds herself attracted to an offbeat professor named Professor August, Homer decides he has had enough of Marge’s wandering eye. Homer instead focuses his emotions on his music, inventing a new sound called “grunge.” As Marge continues to date the pretentious professor, Homer becomes the hottest grunge artist around, as evidenced by Weird Al’s parody of his music. But when Marge sees a special news report on MTV with Kurt Loder announcing that Homer’s band, Sadgasm, has broken up and that Homer is holed-up in a mansion hopelessly addicted to drugs, Marge must choose between her new life and her old love in the “That 90’s Show” episode of THE SIMPSONS airing Sunday, April 6 (8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (SI-1904) (TV-PG D, S, V)

Voice Cast: Dan Castellaneta as Homer Simpson; Julie Kavner as Marge Simpson; Nancy Cartwright as Bart Simpson; Yeardley Smith as Lisa Simpson; Hank Azaria as Moe; Harry Shearer as Skinner; Pamela Hayden as Buxom Coed; Tress MacNeille as Fan #1

Guest Voice Cast: Weird Al Yankovic as himself; Kurt Loder as himself




--“KING OF THE HILL”—(8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC

PEGGY GETS INTO SELLER MODE ON
 “KING OF THE HILL”
SUNDAY, APRIL 6, ON FOX

Peggy, a passionate realtor, finds a great home listing that she must sell within two weeks. One catch, though, the home is currently occupied by the strangest family in Arlen. Peggy doesn’t feel they are visually appealing enough to get the home sold in time, so she decides to bring in a “Hollywood” family to sell the home. The Hill family opens their house to rehearse the home-selling scene, and Peggy finds herself in a pickle when she gets a buyer – for her own home! Hank does whatever it takes to hold on to his family’s house in the “Six Characters in Search of a House” episode of KING OF THE HILL airing Sunday, April 6 (8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (KH-1208) (TV-PG) 

Voice Cast: Mike Judge as Hank Hill & Boomhauer; Kathy Najimy as Peggy Hill; Pamela S. Adlon as Bobby Hill; Brittany Murphy as Luanne; Tom Petty as Lucky; Johnny Hardwick as Dale and Stephen Root as Bill.




--“FAMILY GUY”—(9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

IT’S THE FARCE OF THE FORCE
ON THE ONE-HOUR “STAR WARS” EPISODE OF “FAMILY GUY”
SUNDAY, APRIL 6, ON FOX

When the power goes out in the Griffin home, Peter decides to educate his family and pass along the greatest story ever told…the story of Star Wars! After Princess Leia (Lois) comes under siege by Darth Vader (Stewie) and his evil Storm Troopers, C-3PO (Quagmire) and R2-D2 (Cleveland) escape to find the only person who can help the Rebel Alliance. On their quest thorough the desert planet of Tatooine, C-3PO and R-2D2 find extra help in Obi-Wan Kenobi (Creepy Guy), Luke Skywalker (Chris), Han Solo (Peter) and Chewbacca (Brian) and head back to battle the Death Star in an epic intergalactic fight to the death in the “Blue Harvest, Parts 1 & 2” episode of FAMILY GUY airing Sunday, April 6 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (FG-516/522) (TV-14 D, L, V)

Voice Cast: Seth MacFarlane as Peter Griffin, Stewie Griffin, Brian Griffin, and Quagmire; Alex Borstein as Lois Griffin; Seth Green as Chris Griffin; Mila Kunis as Meg Griffin; Mike Henry as Cleveland.
 

 

 

 

SUNDAY, MARCH 23

 

[EDITOR’S NOTE: KING OF THE HILL at 8:30 PM is preempted this night.]

 

--“KING OF THE HILL”—(7:00-7:30 PM ET/PT) CC

 

DECEIT DRIVES HANK TO DRASTIC MEASURES

ON “KING OF THE HILL”

SUNDAY, MARCH 23, ON FOX

 

Ted Danson and Fred Willard Make Guest-Voice Appearances

 

When Peggy needs a new car, Hank insists they buy from Tom Hammond (Ted Danson) his go-to salesman for 25 years. With her heart set on a convertible, Peggy begins the negotiation behind Hank’s back and gets the price down considerably. Hank catches her and agrees to buy the convertible, provided he can make the deal himself. When Peggy discovers how much Hank paid, she realizes he’s been swindled on every car he’s ever bought. She tries to keep Hank from finding out, but he does and becomes disillusioned and depressed. Hank vows to exact justice in the “The Accidental Terrorist” episode of KING OF THE HILL airing Sunday, March 23 (7:00-7:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (KH-1204) (TV-PG L)

 

Voice Cast: Mike Judge as Hank Hill and Boomhauer, Kathy Najimy as Peggy Hill, Pamela S. Adlon as Bobby Hill, Brittany Murphy as Luanne, Tom Petty as Lucky, Johnny Hardwick as Dale, Stephen Root as Bill 

 

Guest Voice Cast: Ted Danson as Tom Hammond, Fred Willard as Officer Brown

 

 

 

 

--“AMERICAN DAD”—(7:30-8:00 PM ET/PT) CC

 

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

EVERYBODY HATES STAN

ON “AMERICAN DAD”

SUNDAY, MARCH 23, ON FOX

 

When Stan brings home special equipment from the CIA to eavesdrop on conversations, he discovers how his neighbors really feel about him. To get back at them, Stan has the entire neighborhood evicted in order to live free of any criticism. However, when an unexpected friend comes to his rescue, he realizes that gossip is a two-way street in the “I Can’t Stan You” episode of AMERICAN DAD airing Sunday, March 23 (7:30-8:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (DAD-215) (TV-14 D, L)

 

Voice Cast: Seth MacFarlane as Stan Smith and Roger the Alien; Wendy Schaal as Francine Smith; Rachael MacFarlane as Hayley; Scott Grimes as Steve; and Dee Bradley Baker as Klaus.

 

 

 

 

 

--“THE SIMPSONS”—(8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) CC

 

WHEN SPRINGFIELD HOLDS A PRESIDENTIAL PRIMARY, 

VOTERS TURN TO THE ONE PERSON THEY CAN TRUST: RALPH WIGGUM 

ON “THE SIMPSONS” SUNDAY, MARCH 23, ON FOX

 

Jon Stewart and Dan Rather Make Guest-Voice Appearances

 

When Homer disposes of a leaky battery along with his fast food containers, he causes an explosion that destroys Springfield’s fast-food district. Mayor Quimby proposes to rebuild the district during the next election. The next election, however, isn’t until June, so Quimby decides to move it to the upcoming Saturday. On the night of the primary, Kent Brockman announces an unexpected turn of events: Springfield voters rejected all the candidates and embraced a write-in: Ralph Wiggum. Much to Lisa’s chagrin, the leaders of both parties realize that embracing Ralph as a candidate means certain victory come November. Although no one knows for sure which political party Ralph is representing, he insists that everyone is invited to his party in the “E Pluribus Wiggum” episode of THE SIMPSONS airing Sunday, March 23 (8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (SI-1903) (TV-PG L, V)

 

Voice Cast: Dan Castellaneta as Homer Simpson; Julie Kavner as Marge Simpson; Nancy Cartwright as Bart Simpson and Ralph Wiggum; Yeardley Smith as Lisa Simpson; Hank Azaria as Moe; Harry Shearer as Skinner; Pamela Hayden as Campaign Worker #1; Tress MacNeille as Mrs. Skinner

 

Guest Voice Cast: Jon Stewart as himself; Dan Rather as himself

 

 

 

 

--“UNHITCHED”—(8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) – CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

 

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

GATOR JOINS A GYM AND KATE FACES THE NAKED TRUTH;

FREDDY TEACHES TOMMY THE ART OF TANTRIC SEX

ON “UNHITCHED” SUNDAY, MARCH 23, ON FOX

 

Series Executive-Produced by Bobby and Peter Farrelly 

(“There’s Something About Mary,” “Dumb & Dumber”)

 

1st of 2 ALL-NEW Episodes Tonight

 

Gator joins Kate’s boxing gym only to be challenged by a woman in the ring, and Kate confronts a co-worker who lets it all hang out in the locker room. Freddy teaches Tommy tantric sex methods in the “Mardi Gras Croc Attack” episode of UNHITCHED airing Sunday, March 23 (8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (UNH-106) (TV-14 D, L, S, V)

 

Cast: Craig Bierko as Jack “Gator” Gately; Rashida Jones as Kate; Shaun Majumder as Freddy; and Johnny Sneed as Tommy

 

Guest Cast: Pat Finn as Phil; Shelby Fenner as Nancy; Lauri Johnson as Emma

 

 

--“FAMILY GUY”—(9:00-9:30 PM ET/PT) CC

 

PA: Viewer discretion is advised. 

 

THE GRIFFINS CELEBRATE 100 EPISODES

IN A FREAKIN’ SWEET “FAMILY GUY” SPECIAL

SUNDAY, MARCH 23, ON FOX

 

This special half-hour FAMILY GUY tribute showcases the outrageous antics of the Griffin family and celebrates the side-splitting, irreverent humor of the fan-favorite animated series. Some of the funniest moments, satirical spoofs and musical numbers of the past 100 episodes are revisited in the FAMILY GUY 100th EPISODE SPECIAL airing Sunday, March 23 (9:00-9:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (SP-0816) (TV-14 D, L, S, V)

 

Voice Cast: Seth MacFarlane as Peter Griffin, Stewie Griffin, Brian Griffin, and Quagmire; Alex Borstein as Lois Griffin; Seth Green as Chris Griffin; Mila Kunis as Meg Griffin; Mike Henry as Cleveland.

 

 

 

 

--“UNHITCHED”—(9:30 PM-10:00 PM ET/PT) – CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

 

GATOR IS CHALLENGED WHEN KATE DATES HIS NEW ASSISTANT;

TOMMY FINDS LOVE AT JURY DUTY;

FREDDY RECONNECTS WITH HIS EX ONLINE

ON “UNHITCHED” SUNDAY, MARCH 23, ON FOX

 

2nd of 2 ALL-NEW Episodes Tonight

 

Series Executive-Produced By Bobby and Peter Farrelly 

(“There’s Something About Mary,” “Dumb & Dumber,” “Stuck on You”)

 

Gator and Kate are both handicapped when Kate begins dating his new assistant. Freddy reconnects with his ex when he attempts online dating. Tommy finds love at jury duty on the “Yorkshire Terrier Sucked Into the Internet” episode of UNHITCHED airing Sunday, March 23 (9:30-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (UNH-104) (TV-14 L)

 

Cast: Craig Bierko as Jack “Gator” Gately; Rashida Jones as Kate; Shaun Majumder as Freddy; Johnny Sneed as Tommy

 

Guest Cast: Christopher Thorton as Darren; Sarayu Rao as Doreep; Joey Greco as Himself

 

 

 

[EDITOR’S NOTE: UNH-104 replaces the previously announced episode of UNHITCHED.]

 

 

MONDAY, MARCH 24

 

 

--“HOUSE”—(8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

 

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

HOUSE TRIES TO DECIPHER AN AUTISTIC BOY’S SIGNALS

IN ORDER TO DIAGNOSE WHAT IS CAUSING HIM TO SCREAM

ON "HOUSE" MONDAY, MARCH 24, ON FOX

 

House takes the case of Adam, a 10-year-old severely autistic boy who screams loudly for no apparent reason, at least not a reason his three previous doctors could diagnose. The team wonders why House is taking the case – the boy’s not sick; his symptoms seem to be a product of his autism. House claims he just wants a patient who can’t lie, but it seems he relates to this kid: the social aloofness, the obsession with detail, the lack of social graces. In fact, House actually envies him; living in a shell has its advantages. But when Cuddy makes a minor change to House’s office and House refuses to use the office until it’s returned to its original state, he finds himself wandering the hospital in need of a temporary home, crashing in Cuddy and Wilson’s offices. Meanwhile, teenager Ali from the previous episode still has a crush on House and is becoming a nuisance around the hospital. As Adam becomes more ill and the torturous diagnostic procedures yield nothing, House realizes he needs an answer, and his patient just might be the only one who can give him one.  House finds he has to break through the very shell he admires in order to get anything out of the boy in the “Lines in the Sand” episode of HOUSE airing Monday, March 24 (8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT).  (HOU-304) (TV-14 D)

 

Cast: Hugh Laurie as Dr. Gregory House; Lisa Edelstein as Dr. Lisa Cuddy; Omar Epps as Dr. Eric Foreman; Robert Sean Leonard as Dr. James Wilson; Jennifer Morrison as Dr. Allison Cameron; Jesse Spencer as Dr. Robert Chase.

 

Guest Cast: Braeden Lemasters as Adam; Geoffrey Blake as Dominic; Heather Kafka as Sarah; Leighton Meester as Ali; Stephanie Venditto as Nurse Brenda; Kat Sawyer as Laura Smith; Johnny Crear as Thomas Williams; Ron Perkins as Dr. Simpson; Bobbin Bergstrom as Nurse

 

 

 

[EDITOR’S NOTE: HOU-304 replaces the previously announced episode of CANTERBURY’S

LAW.]

 

 

--“NEW AMSTERDAM”—(9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

 

12-STEPS BACK INTO AMSTERDAM’S PAST

"NEW AMSTERDAM" MONDAY, MARCH 24, ON FOX

 

John and Eva investigate the death of a homeless man whose best friend believes that his overdose was actually a homicide. They uncover a mysterious connection between the new homeless shelter and an expensive guitar the dead homeless man kept in his locker. Meanwhile, John remembers when he struggled with addictions and entered a 12-step program back in 1964 after passing out drunk one too many times and ending up in the psych ward on the “Keep The Change” episode of NEW AMSTERDAM airing Monday, March 24 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (NAM-105) (TV-14 D, L, S, V)

 

Cast: Nikolaj Coster-Waldau as John Amsterdam; Zuleikha Robinson as Eva Marquez, Stephen McKinley Henderson as Omar, Alexie Gilmore as Dr. Sara Dillane.

 

Guest Cast: Robert Clohessy as Detective Santori, Callie Burnett as Jamie Herrold, Nick Sandow as Frank, Brian Tarantina as Mick, Mandell Butler as Young Omar, Stephen Kunken as Ben Tucker, Bridget Regan as Daphne Tucker, Justin Hagan as Howard, Ian Brennan as Chris Duncan, Edwina Findley as Tara Brown, Bridget Barkan as Margaret, Anthony Desio as Bob and Silvestre Rasuk as Kid. 

 

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TUESDAY, MARCH 25

 

 

--“AMERICAN IDOL”—10 Finalists Compete—(8:00-9:30 PM ET Live /PT tape delayed) CC-HDTV 720p-In Stereo

 

THE TOP 10 PERFORM ON “AMERICAN IDOL”

TUESDAY, MARCH 25, LIVE ON FOX

 

Tonight the Top 10 finalists will perform LIVE for the nation, vying for the American Idol crown. The contestants will sing their hearts out in hopes of winning America’s vote and surviving another week in the competition. See who impresses the judges and who buckles under the pressure when “10 Finalists Compete” on AMERICAN IDOL airing Tuesday, March 25 (8:00-9:30 PM ET live/PT tape-delayed) on FOX.  (ID-726) (TV-PG L)

 

Host: Ryan Seacrest

 

Judges: Paula Abdul, Simon Cowell and Randy Jackson

 

 

--“’TIL DEATH”—(9:30-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

 

EDDIE GETS A BROTHER

ON “’TIL DEATH”

TUESDAY, MARCH 25, ON FOX

 

J.B. Smoove Joins the Cast as a Recurring Character 

 

To avoid doing housework with Joy, Eddie signs up to be a volunteer for a “Big Brother” program but things go awry when he’s accidentally given an adult (J.B. Smoove) instead of a kid to mentor in the “Really Big Brother” episode of ‘TIL DEATH airing Tuesday, March 25 (9:30-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (TIL-213) (TV-PG L)

 

Cast: Brad Garrett; Joely Fisher; Eddie Kaye Thomas; and Kat Foster.

 

Guest Cast: J.B. Smoove as Jimmy

 

 

 

 

WEDNESDAY, MARCH 26

 

 

--“THE MOMENT OF TRUTH”—(8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC

 

WHO WILL BE IN THE HOT SEAT THIS WEEK?

ON “THE MOMENT OF TRUTH” 

WEDNESDAY, MARCH 26, ON FOX

 

On THE MOMENT OF TRUTH participants answer 21 increasingly personal questions honestly, as determined by a polygraph, to win half-a-million dollars. Of course, the questions are easier when the stakes are low – but as the prize amount increases, they will be challenged to fess up to matters they might normally lie about. The touchier questions could be especially difficult because participants reveal their answers in front of spouses, relatives and friends, hanging on every word. What deep dark secret will someone divulge for hundreds of thousands of dollars on THE MOMENT OF TRUTH airing Wednesday, March 26 (8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (MOT-109) (TV-14 D)

 

Host: Mark L. Walberg

 

 

--“AMERICAN IDOL”—1 of 10 Voted Off—(9:00-10:00 PM ET Live/PT tape-delayed) CC-HDTV 720p-In Stereo

 

ONE MUST GO HOME TONIGHT!

FIND OUT WHO IS ELIMINATED FROM THE TOP 10

ON “AMERICAN IDOL”

WEDNESDAY, MARCH 26, ON FOX

 

Last night, the Top 10 Finalists sang their hearts out in hopes of winning America over. Find out tonight LIVE who will go home and who will be among the Top 9 and sing again next week. The contestant receiving the fewest votes will be eliminated from the competition on the AMERICAN IDOL Results Show, “1 of 10 Voted Off,” airing Wednesday, March 26 (9:00-10:00 PM ET live/PT tape-delayed) on FOX.  (ID2-726A) (TV-PG L)

 

Host: Ryan Seacrest

 

Judges: Paula Abdul, Simon Cowell and Randy Jackson

 

 

 

THURSDAY, MARCH 27

 

 

--“ARE YOU SMARTER THAN A 5TH GRADER?”—(8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC

 

WILL NEW CONTESTANTS MAKE THE HONOR ROLL OR FLUNK OUT? 

ON “ARE YOU SMARTER THAN A 5th GRADER?”

THURSDAY, MARCH 27, ON FOX

 

Grownup contestants try to graduate toward the top prize of $1 million in this atypical quiz show that tests adults’ lack of knowledge – as revealed by how much they’ve forgotten since elementary school. Adults find themselves in a classroom setting, revisiting their youth, as they tackle subjects ranging from art to geography and math to social studies. Contestants are not alone, however; there is a way for them to “cheat” in this classroom. The adults have the opportunity to get help from real grade-schoolers, who will offer what they think is the correct a-n-s-w-e-r on ARE YOU SMARTER THAN A 5TH GRADER? Thursday, March 27 (8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (AYS-220) (TV-PG)

 

Host: Jeff Foxworthy

 

 

--“DON’T FORGET THE LYRICS!”—(9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC

 

CAN THIS LEAD SINGER “ROLL WITH THE CHANGES?” 

FIND OUT ON “DON’T FORGET THE LYRICS!”

THURSDAY, MARCH 27, ON FOX

 

Kevin Cronin of REO Speedwagon Guest-Stars

 

Kevin Cronin of REO SPEEDWAGON takes center stage for a chance to win $1 million for the Music Cares charity!  Will he be able to keep singing when the music stops or will he be at a loss for words? Will his rock star days help him or hurt him? Wayne Brady hosts DON’T FORGET THE LYRICS! airing Thursday, March 27 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (LYR-129) (TV-PG)

 

Host: Wayne Brady

 

 

 

 

 

FRIDAY, MARCH 28

 

 

--“’TIL DEATH”—(8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

 

EDDIE AND JOY ARE BLINDED BY THE LIGHT

ON “’TIL DEATH”

FRIDAY, MARCH 28, ON FOX

 

When Joy purchases two new bedroom lamps, one lamp works and the other one is broken, prompting Eddie and Joy to fight over the working lamp. Meanwhile, Jeff fights for the right to go to bed whenever he wants in the “Bedtime Stories” episode of ‘TIL DEATH airing Friday, March 28 (8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (TIL-208) (TV-PG D, L)

 

Cast: Brad Garrett; Joely Fisher; Eddie Kaye Thomas; and Kat Foster.

 

Guest Cast: Nick Bakay as Karl

 

 

 

 

--“THE RETURN OF JEZEBEL JAMES”—(8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

 

COCO GETS A JOB

ON “THE RETURN OF JEZEBEL JAMES” 

FRIDAY, MARCH 28, ON FOX

 

Dianne Wiest Guest-Stars

 

When Talia drops in on Coco unexpectedly one too many times at the loft Coco decides it’s time to get out of the house and get a job. She quickly lines up a job walking a neighbor’s dog and her plans to build a dog-walking empire quickly fall apart when Sarah reports the neighbor to their co-op board as animals are not allowed in the building. Later that evening, Sarah feels guilty for her actions and takes solace in Marcus’s arms and accidentally spends the night at his place for the first time, breaking one of their cardinal rules on the “The Return of the Crazy Jackal Shillelagh Lady” episode of THE RETURN OF JEZEBEL JAMES airing Friday, March 28 (8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (JEZ-104) (TV-14 D, L)

 

Cast: Parker Posey as Sarah Tompkins; Lauren Ambrose as Coco Tompkins; Scott Cohen as Marcus Sonti; Ron McClarty as Ronald Tompkins; Dianne Wiest as Talia Tompkins; Michael Arden as Buddy.

 

Guest Cast: Dianne Wiest as Talia, William Wiggins as Ethan McCormick, Amy Hohn as Evelyn, Andrew Dolan as Bob, Elliot Villar as Francis, William Hill as Freddy and Ramsey Faragallah as Khalid.

 

 

**TIME PERIOD PREMIERE**—“CANTERBURY’S LAW”—(9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

 

THE STATE BUILDS A CASE AGAINST ELIZABETH;

ELIZABETH AND MATT’S RELATIONSHIP COMES TO A HEAD;

AND MOLLY MOUNTS HER FIRST DEFENSE

IN AN ALL-NEW “CANTERBURY’S LAW”

AIRING FRIDAY, MARCH 28, ON FOX

 

Keith David Guest-Stars as Miles Grant, Chester’s Politician Father

 

A vindictive Deputy Attorney General Williams builds a case against Elizabeth, impaneling a Grand Jury and executing search warrants in his effort to prove that she broke the law while defending accused child murderer Ethan Foster. Elizabeth’s in the dark at first, but when Russell and Chester get wind of Williams’ vendetta, they refuse to let her shutter Canterbury & Associates. Meanwhile, a terrified and unprepared Molly mounts her first defense; and after an important university faculty event, the gulf between Matt and Elizabeth becomes heartbreakingly apparent in the all-new “What Goes Around” episode of CANTERBURY’S LAW airing Friday, March 28 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (CLW-103) (TV-14 L, S)

 

Cast: Julianna Margulies as Elizabeth Canterbury; Trieste Kelly Dunn as Molly McConnell; Ben Shenkman as Russell Krauss; Keith Robinson as Chester Grant; and Aidan Quinn as Matt Furey.


Guest Cast: Terry Kinney as Deputy Attorney General Zach Williams, James McCaffrey as Frank Angstrom, Keith David as Miles Grant, David Call as Martin, Charlie Hofheimer as Ethan Foster, Will Chase as Artie Flom, Jenna Stern as Assistant Attorney General Kate Cooley, Edelen McWilliams as Patti Murphy/Juror Number Seven, Rebecca Brooksher as Carly O’Keefe, Larry Pine as Wallace Warren, Lee Roy Rogers as Sandra Warren, Rusty Sneary as Assistant Attorney General Greg Oliver, Reese Madigan as Assistant Attorney General Max Klein, Lisa Barnes as Mrs. Feldman, Andrea Weston as Judge Myrna Malkin, Marnie Schulenburg as Annabeth Mills, Mike Houston as Officer Callahan, Peggy Gormley as Judge Arlene Cooper.

 

 

 

[EDITOR’S NOTE: CLW-103 replaces the previously announced episode of HOUSE.]

 

 

SATURDAY, MARCH 29

 

 

--“COPS: COAST TO COAST”—(8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) CC

 

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

SPIKE STRIPS CAUSE CAR CHASE TO TAKE A DRASTIC TURN ON 

“COPS: COAST TO COAST” SATURDAY, MARCH 29, ON FOX

 

Shocking footage is captured when officers in Las Vegas, NV, utilize spike strips to slow a speeding stolen vehicle. In Leon County, FL, deputies patrol a known crime area and investigate a suspicious vehicle parked in the middle of the street and smelling of marijuana. Also featured are officers in Lansing, MI, respond to domestic disturbance call on an all-new COPS: COAST TO COAST airing Saturday, March 29 (8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (CP-2026) (TV-PG) 

 

 

 

 

--“COPS: COAST TO COAST”—(8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) CC

 

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

OFFICERS RELEASE THE HOUNDS ON “COPS: COAST TO COAST”

SATURDAY, MARCH 29, ON FOX

 

When officers in the Sacramento, CA, Police Department check up on a male with an outstanding warrant, the suspect flees and the K-9 unit takes over. Officers of the Las Vegas, NV, Metropolitan Police Department stop a vehicle driving the wrong way on a one way street. When officers in Brevard County, FL, pull over a suspicious vehicle they are forced arm themselves when the suspect does not comply on COPS: COAST TO COAST airing Saturday, March 29 (8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (CP-2011) (TV-PG L)

 

 

 

--“AMERICA’S MOST WANTED: AMERICA FIGHTS BACK”—(9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC

 

“AMERICA’S MOST WANTED: AMERICA FIGHTS BACK”

CONTINUES ITS PURSUIT OF JUSTICE

SATURDAY, MARCH 29, ON FOX

 

AMERICA’S MOST WANTED: AMERICA FIGHTS BACK takes on the nation's hottest crime issues. This crime-fighting program focuses on capturing fugitives, protecting victims and empowering citizens within the criminal justice system. The series also takes an in-depth look at laws that harm victims, champions the cause of lawmakers fighting to protect victims' rights and presents news of recent captures, convictions and missing children cases. AMERICA’S MOST WANTED: AMERICA FIGHTS BACK airs Saturday, March 29 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (MW-2126) (TV-PG V)

 

Host: John Walsh

 

 

--“MADtv”—(11:00 PM-MIDNIGHT ET/PT) CC

 

ALL NEW LATE-NIGHT LAUGHS 

ON “MADtv” SATURDAY, MARCH 29, ON FOX

 

MADtv’s refreshing humor and dead-on parodies have made this award-winning sketch comedy show a FOX Saturday-night staple. Join in the hilarity with an all-new episode of MADtv airing Saturday, March 29 (11:00 PM-Midnight ET/PT) on FOX. (MD-1312) (TV-14 D, L, S)

 

Cast: Crista Flanagan, Keegan-Michael Key, Bobby Lee, Michael McDonald, Arden Myrin, Nicole Parker, Jordan Peele, Johnny Sanchez III, Dan Oster and Daheli Hall.

 

 

--“TALKSHOW WITH SPIKE FERESTEN”—(Midnight-12:30 AM ET/PT) CC

 

NICK SWARDSON BRINGS LAUGHS TO LATE-NIGHT

ON “TALKSHOW WITH SPIKE FERESTEN”

SATURDAY, MARCH 29, ON FOX

 

Actor Nick Swardson (“Reno 911!,” “I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry”) makes a special guest appearance to chat with Spike. TALKSHOW features more trademark sketches on an all-new episode of TALKSHOW WITH SPIKE FERESTEN airing Saturday, March 29 (Midnight-12:30 AM ET/PT)

 

 
 
SUNDAY, MARCH 16
 



--“KING OF THE HILL”—(7:00-7:30 PM ET/PT) CC

DALE SABOTAGES LOVE
ON “KING OF THE HILL”
SUNDAY, MARCH 16, ON FOX

Melinda Clarke (“The O.C.”) Makes Guest-Voice Appearance

Bill becomes involved with a single mother, Charlene (Clarke) who has returned to Arlen after being away for some years. When Charlene introduces her two children to Hank, Dale and Boomhauer, Dale immediately dislikes her oldest, Kate. He confides in Hank that he thinks something is wrong with Kate and that he intends to get to the bottom of it.  When he discovers similarities between Kate’s DNA and Joseph’s, his son, and realizes that they are half-siblings. Not wanting Bill to raise his daughter, Dale tries to sabotage his relationship by asking John Redcorn to seduce Charlene. Charlene and John have an affair while Bill takes care of Charlene’s kids. After weeks, with no break up of Charlene and Bill in sight, Dale reveals to Bill what he’s discovered and blows the whistle on John and Charlene in the “Untitled Blake McCormick Project” episode of KING OF THE HILL airing Sunday, March 16 (7:00-7:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (KH-1203) (TV-PG D, L)

Voice Cast: Mike Judge as Hank Hill & Boomhauer; Kathy Najimy as Peggy Hill; Pamela S. Adlon as Bobby Hill; Brittany Murphy as Luanne; Tom Petty as Lucky; Johnny Hardwick as Dale and Stephen Root as Bill.

Guest Voice Cast: Melinda Clarke




--“AMERICAN DAD”—(7:30-8:00 PM ET/PT) CC

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

STAN PEELS OUTS AND BURNS RUBBER
ON “AMERICAN DAD”
SUNDAY, MARCH 16, ON FOX

After Francine tells Stan she’s looking for excitement in their marriage, Stan gets in the driver’s seat and becomes involved in drag racing to spice things up. Meanwhile, Hayley breaks up with her boyfriend, Jeff, who is emotionally crushed until he joins Steve’s world of online gaming. When Hayley finds out, she tries to sabotage their fun in the “Dungeons & Wagons” episode of AMERICAN DAD airing Sunday, March 16 (7:30-8:00 PM ET//PT) on FOX.  (DAD-208) (TV-14 D, L, S, V)

Voice Cast: Seth MacFarlane as Stan Smith, Roger the Alien and Franz; Wendy Schaal as Francine Smith; Rachael MacFarlane as Hayley; Scott Grimes as Steve; and Dee Bradley Baker as Klaus and Boxleitner.

Guest Voice Cast: Jeff Fischer as Jeff and Zamfir, Curtis Armstrong as Snot and Fladnag; Eddie Kaye Thomas as Barry and Fladnag; Daisuke Suzuki as Toshio and Popo; John DiMaggio as Leon and Brad.




--“THE SIMPSONS”—(8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) CC

SIDESHOW BOB RETURNS FOR THE ULTIMATE REVENGE
ON “THE SIMPSONS” SUNDAY, MARCH 16, ON FOX

Kelsey Grammer, David Hyde Pierce, John Mahoney
and Keith Olbermann Make Guest-Voice Appearances

Kelsey Grammer returns to guest-voice as the infamous Sideshow Bob, David Hyde Pierce as Sideshow Bob’s dubious brother Cecil Terwilliger, and John Mahoney as their father, Mr. Terwilliger. Marge dreams that Keith Olbermann (guest-voicing as himself) chides her for fast-forwarding through television commercials. Marge tries her to make restitution by watching hours of advertisements, and she and the Simpson family take particular interest in an ad for Wes Doobner’s World-Famous Family-Style Rib Huts. They drive to the restaurant, only to find Sideshow Bob waiting for them, triumphant in his elaborate hoax to lure them to their doom. When Sideshow Bob’s attempt to terminate the family is foiled, he is put on trial, where his father blames Sideshow Bob’s psychosis on Bart. During the proceedings, Bart accidentally kills his old nemesis, and Bob’s brother Cecil invites Bart to attend the memorial service for Sideshow Bob to bury the hatchet for good in the “Funeral for a Fiend” episode of THE SIMPSONS Sunday, March 16 (8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (SI-1901) (TV-PG D, V)

Voice Cast: Dan Castellaneta as Homer Simpson; Julie Kavner as Marge Simpson; Nancy Cartwright as Bart Simpson; Yeardley Smith as Lisa Simpson; Hank Azaria as Moe; Harry Shearer as Skinner; Pamela Hayden as Milhouse; Tress MacNeille as Opal

Guest Voice Cast:  Kelsey Grammer as Sideshow Bob; David Hyde Pierce as Cecil; John Mahoney as Mr. Terwilliger; Keith Olbermann as himself




--“KING OF THE HILL”—(8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC

PEGGY GOES MAD ON “KING OF THE HILL”
SUNDAY, MARCH 16, ON FOX

Ed Begley Jr. (“Arrested Development,” “7th Heaven”)
Makes Guest-Voice Appearance

Tom Landry Middle School holds an emergency community meeting when a child goes missing in Arlen. Relationship expert Stephens Davies (Begley) is invited to speak at the meeting and makes an example of Peggy by questioning her parenting skills. Peggy goes on “mommy” mode and is determined to know Bobby’s and Hank’s every move. The boys get irritated with Peggy and rebel, but they soon come to realize that Peggy is only looking out for their own good in the “Behind Closed Doors” episode of KING OF THE HILL airing Sunday, March 16 (8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (KH-1206) (TV-PG L) 

Voice Cast: Mike Judge as Hank Hill & Boomhauer; Kathy Najimy as Peggy Hill; Pamela S. Adlon as Bobby Hill; Brittany Murphy as Luanne; Tom Petty as Lucky; Johnny Hardwick as Dale and Stephen Root as Bill.

Guest Voice Cast:  Ed Begley Jr. as Stephens Davies




--“FAMILY GUY”—(9:00-9:30 PM ET/PT) CC

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

PETER FIGHTS FOR HIS RIGHTS
ON “FAMILY GUY”
SUNDAY, MARCH 16, ON FOX

Carrie Fisher and Phyllis Diller Make Guest-Voice Appearances

Peter starts an anti-immigration group after being caught up in the pro-American sentiment at a Veterans’ Day parade, but his tune quickly changes when he finds out he was born in Mexico. Unable to prove his citizenship, pass the naturalization test or convince investigators that his marriage to Lois is for real, he ends up working as a groundskeeper on his father-in-law’s estate and leading the fight for immigrant rights in the “Padre de Familia” episode of FAMILY GUY airing Sunday, March 16 (9:00-9:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (FG-520) (TV-14 D, L, S, V)

Voice Cast: Seth MacFarlane as Peter Griffin, Stewie Griffin, Brian Griffin, and Quagmire; Alex Borstein as Lois Griffin; Seth Green as Chris Griffin; Mila Kunis as Meg Griffin; Mike Henry as Cleveland.

Guest Voice: Carrie Fisher as Angela; Phyllis Diller as Thelma. 




--“UNHITCHED”—(9:30-10:00 PM ET/PT) – CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

GATOR TRIES TO RELIVE HIS COLLEGE GLORY DAYS;
KATE AND TOMMY ATTEND A CHILDREN’S BIRTHDAY PARTY
ON “UNHITCHED” SUNDAY, MARCH 16, ON FOX

Series Executive-Produced By Bobby & Peter Farrelly
(“There’s Something About Mary,” “Dumb & Dumber,” “Stuck on You”)

Gator tries to live his college drinking and glory days when he and Freddy meet two attractive Icelandic women. Kate drags Tommy to a children’s birthday party when she learns her ex will be there on the “Conjoined Twins Pitch No-Hitter” episode of UNHITCHED Sunday, March 16 (9:30-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (UNH-103) (TV-14 D, L, S)

Cast: Craig Bierko as Jack “Gator” Gately; Rashida Jones as Kate; Shaun Majumder as Freddy; Johnny Sneed as Tommy

Guest Cast: Pat Finn as Phil; Becky O’Donohue as Julia; Valerie Azlynn as Sulu; Julian Berlin as Lena; Brady Smith as Chad; Julie Whittner as Wendy; Michael Yurchak as Prince Charming





MONDAY, MARCH 17


--“CANTERBURY’S LAW”—(8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
 

ELIZABETH DEFENDS AN ACCUSED MURDERER
WHO CAN SPEAK WITH THE DEAD
IN AN ALL-NEW “CANTERBURY’S LAW”
MONDAY, MARCH 17, ON FOX
 
Pruitt Taylor Vince and James Rebhorn Guest-Star
 
Elizabeth represents Louis Minot, a man who claims to have “special powers” after finding the remains of a man missing for almost 20 years who “told” Louis where to look. Everyone thinks Louis is crazy and guilty to boot, but Elizabeth, against her own better judgment, believes in his innocence and his abilities, especially after he reveals information about her missing son, Sam. But when more bodies are discovered based upon other “conversations” Louis has had, the case seems unwinnable. Meanwhile, Elizabeth makes a startling admission about Sam’s abduction in the all-new “Baggage” episode of CANTERBURY’S LAW airing Monday, March 17 (8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (CLW-102) (TV-14 L)
 

Cast: Julianna Margulies as Elizabeth Canterbury, Trieste Kelly Dunn as Molly McConnell, Ben Shenkman as Russell Krauss, Keith Robinson as Chester Grant, Aidan Quinn as Matt Furey.

Guest Cast: Terry Kinney as Deputy Attorney General Zach Williams, James McCaffrey as Frank Angstrom, Pruitt Taylor Vince as Louis Minot, James Rebhorn as Dr. Allen Petch, Gerry Bamman as Judge Sydney Hanlon, Jeremy Zorek as Sam Furey, David Margulies as Dr. Iain Harris, Nick Schepisi as Man in Floppy Hat, Wendy Spero as Receptionist, Michael McElroy as Assistant Medical Examiner Barry Schulze, Philip LeStrange as Willem Portero, Jimmy Palumbo as Detective John Donleigh, Adam Grupper as Marriage Counselor, Jim Coleman as Clerk, Lisa Emery as Trial Judge.
 

 
[EDITOR’S NOTE:
CLW-102 replaces the previously announced episode of CANTERBURY’S LAW.]


--“NEW AMSTERDAM”—(9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

A BRUTAL MURDER IS REMINISCENT OF
ONE FROM THE PAST ON "NEW AMSTERDAM"
MONDAY, MARCH 17, ON FOX

The brutal rape and murder of a nun and similar attack on a photographer’s assistant who escapes death leads Amsterdam (Nikolaj Coster-Waldau) to remember similar crimes he witnessed in the 1800s when he was a coachman for a wealthy landowner. Meanwhile, Amsterdam and Sara get better acquainted on the “Honor” episode of NEW AMSTERDAM airing Monday, March 17 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (NAM-104) (TV-14 D, L, S, V)

Cast: Nikolaj Coster-Waldau as John Amsterdam; Zuleikha Robinson as Eva Marquez, Stephen McKinley Henderson as Omar, Alexie Gilmore as Dr. Sara Dillane.

Guest Cast: Robert Clohessy as Detective Santori, Yazmin Kazi as Amartya Vikram, Marjan Neshat as Charvi, Tom Mardirosian as Samar, Aaron Lazar as Ben Robbins, Erik Jensen as Durst, Kristen Connolly as Fanny, Kathleen McNenny as Catherine, Katie Henney as K. Johanna, Michael Pemberton as Shannon, Jamie Harrold as Mank, Howard Overshown as Dr. Costello, Michelle Carano as Nurse, Christina Starbuck as Mary Worth, Tony F. DeVito as Phillip Long, and Trish McCall as Eastsider Nurse.





 
TUESDAY, MARCH 18


--“AMERICAN IDOL”—11 Finalists Compete—(8:00-10:00 PM ET live/PT tape-delayed) CC-HDTV 720p-In Stereo

TOP 11 FINALISTS COMPETE LIVE
ON A TWO-HOUR “AMERICAN IDOL”
TUESDAY, MARCH 18, ON FOX

Tonight the remaining 11 finalists perform LIVE for the nation, vying for the American Idol crown. The contestants will sing their hearts out in hopes of winning America’s votes and surviving another week in the competition. See who impresses the judges and who buckles under the pressure on a two-hour edition of AMERICAN IDOL airing Tuesday, March 18 (8:00-10:00 PM ET live/PT tape-delayed) on FOX.  (ID-724/725) (TV-PG L)

Host: Ryan Seacrest

Judges: Paula Abdul, Simon Cowell and Randy Jackson




WEDNESDAY, MARCH 19


--“THE MOMENT OF TRUTH”—(8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC

INTIMATE SECRETS ARE REVEALED
ON “THE MOMENT OF TRUTH”
WEDNESDAY, MARCH 19, ON FOX

On THE MOMENT OF TRUTH participants answer 21 increasingly personal questions honestly, as determined by a polygraph, to win half-a-million dollars. Of course, the questions are easier when the stakes are low – but as the prize amount increases, they will be challenged to fess up to matters they might normally lie about. The touchier questions could be especially difficult because participants reveal their answers in front of spouses, relatives and friends, hanging on every word. What deep dark secret will someone divulge for hundreds of thousands of dollars on THE MOMENT OF TRUTH airing Wednesday, March 19 (8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (MOT-108) (TV-14 D)

Host: Mark L. Walberg



 
--“AMERICAN IDOL RESULTS SHOW”—1 of 11 Voted Off—(9:00-10:00 PM ET live/PT tape-delayed) CC-HDTV 720p-In Stereo

ONE MORE GOES HOME TONIGHT!
CONTESTANT WITH FEWEST VOTES GETS
ELIMINATED FROM THE COMPETITION
ON “AMERICAN IDOL”
WEDNESDAY, MARCH 19, ON FOX

Last night, the Top 11 finalists sang their hearts out in hopes of winning America over. Find out tonight LIVE who will return to sing next week. The contestant who received the fewest votes will be sent home on the AMERICAN IDOL Results Show airing Wednesday, March 19 (9:00-10:00 PM ET live/PT tape-delayed) on FOX.  (ID2-724A/725A) (TV-PG L)

Host: Ryan Seacrest

Judges: Paula Abdul, Simon Cowell and Randy Jackson




THURSDAY, MARCH 20


--“ARE YOU SMARTER THAN A 5TH GRADER?”—(8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC

NEW CONTESTANTS ATTEMPT TO PASS THE ELEMENTARY TEST
ON “ARE YOU SMARTER THAN A 5th GRADER?”
THURSDAY, MARCH 20, ON FOX

Contestants try to graduate toward the top prize of $1 million in this atypical quiz show that tests adults’ lack of knowledge – as revealed by how much they’ve forgotten since elementary school. Grownups find themselves in a classroom setting, revisiting their youth, as they tackle subjects ranging from art to geography and math to social studies. Contestants are not alone, however; there is a way for them to “cheat” in this classroom. The adults have the opportunity to get help from real grade-schoolers, who will offer what they think is the correct a-n-s-w-e-r on ARE YOU SMARTER THAN A 5TH GRADER? airing Thursday, March 20 (8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (AYS-219) (TV-PG)

Host: Jeff Foxworthy



 
--“DON’T FORGET THE LYRICS!”—(9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC

 WILL A FORMER LEAD SINGER COVER ALL THE RIGHT NOTES?
FIND OUT ON “DON’T FORGET THE LYRICS!”
THURSDAY, MARCH 20, ON FOX

A 42-year-old former lead singer of a cover band and dueling pianist take center stage for a chance to win $1 million!  Will he be able to keep singing when the music stops or will he be at a loss for words? Will his glam rock days help him or hurt him? Wayne Brady hosts DON’T FORGET THE LYRICS! airing Thursday, March 20 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (LYR-128) (TV-PG)

Host: Wayne Brady





FRIDAY, MARCH 21


**TIME PERIOD PREMIERE**—“‘TIL DEATH”—(8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

IT’S JEFF’S BIRTHDAY AND HE CAN DO WHAT HE WANTS
ON “’TIL DEATH”
FRIDAY, MARCH 21, ON FOX

Eddie offends Jeff at his birthday dinner when he forgets to give him a gift. Eddie recovers by re-gifting Joy’s expensive wine and then is forced to try to get it back in the “Vintage Eddie” episode of ‘TIL DEATH airing Friday, March 21 (8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (TIL-209) (TV-PG D, L, S)

Cast: Brad Garrett as Eddie Stark; Joely Fisher as Joy Stark; Eddie Kaye Thomas as Jeff Woodcock; and Kat Foster as Steph Woodcock

Guest Cast: Nick Bakay as Karl



 
**TIME PERIOD PREMIERE**—“THE RETURN OF JEZEBEL JAMES”—(8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

SARAH GOES ABOVE AND BEYOND
TO SIGN A NEW AUTHOR
ON “THE RETURN OF JEZEBEL JAMES”
FRIDAY, MARCH 21, ON FOX

Dianne Wiest Guest-Stars

Sarah is determined to sign a 15-year-old child prodigy and get the publishing rights to his new book, and she goes to great lengths to impress the eccentric kid. When great seats at a Knicks game don’t interest him, she discovers that bed and bath items are what really get him going. Meanwhile, Sarah accompanies Coco to her first visit in a long time to the gynecologist’s office and discovers what fears have been gnawing at Coco in the “Needles & Schlag” episode of THE RETURN OF JEZEBEL JAMES airing Friday, March 21 (8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (JEZ-103) (TV-14 D, L)

Cast: Parker Posey as Sarah Tompkins; Lauren Ambrose as Coco Tompkins; Scott Cohen as Marcus Sonti; Ron McClarty as Ronald Tompkins; Michael Arden as Buddy; and Dianne Wiest as Talia Tompkins.

Guest Cast: Dana Ivey as Molly; Renee Elise Goldsberry as Paget; William Wiggins as Ethan; Erin Dilly as Rose; Dan Bakkedahl as Darryl; Maria Elena Ramirez as Nurse; Sol Miranda as Carmen; Ricky Garcia as Miguel; and Lou Torres as Delivery Man.




--“HOUSE”—(9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

HOUSE AND TEAM ARE FACED WITH AN ETHICAL DILEMMA WHEN
A PATIENT ASKS THEM TO HELP HIM END HIS LIFE
ON "HOUSE" FRIDAY, MARCH 21, ON FOX

Joel Grey Guest-Stars

The ketamine has worn off, which means House is back to using his cane and doesn’t want to talk about it. His new patient is Ezra Powell (guest star Joel Grey), a renowned pioneer in the field of medical research, who collapsed in his lab. House puts Ezra through diagnostic rigors, but the team is unable to come up with a conclusive diagnosis, and Ezra’s health continues to deteriorate. Becoming increasingly debilitated, Ezra ultimately demands that the team stop the litany of medical tests and help him end his life. The team members have divergent opinions on the morality of helping Ezra die, especially since the possibility of a cure is still in question. The moral dilemma of whether to assist in his suicide and abide by Ezra’s wishes or to ignore what their patient wants drives the team in very different directions. Meanwhile, the teenage daughter of a clinic patient has developed a crush on Dr. House in the “Informed Consent” episode of HOUSE airing Friday, March 21 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT).  (HOU-303) (TV-14 L)

Cast: Hugh Laurie as Dr. Gregory House; Lisa Edelstein as Dr. Lisa Cuddy; Omar Epps as Dr. Eric Foreman; Robert Sean Leonard as Dr. James Wilson; Jennifer Morrison as Dr. Allison Cameron; Jesse Spencer as Dr. Robert Chase.

Guest Cast: Joel Grey as Ezra; Stephanie Venditto as Nurse Brenda; Leighton Meester as Ali; William Charlton as Mark; Bobbin Bergstrom as Nurse.





SATURDAY, MARCH 22


--“COPS: COAST TO COAST”—(8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) CC

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

ARRESTS INVOLVING A GUN, FIST FIGHT AND DRUGS ARE CAPTURED
ON AN ALL-NEW “COPS: COAST TO COAST”
SATURDAY, MARCH 22, ON FOX

When officers in Las Vegas, NV, respond to a shooting call at a hotel, the suspect gambles and leads a nighttime chase down local streets. Luck runs out for the suspect when the officers combine their evidence with victims’ details. In Spokane, WA, officers arrive at the volatile and violent scene of an assault involving two men. Officers in Portland, OR, follow a driver suspected of running drugs on an all-new COPS: COAST TO COAST airing Saturday, March 22 (8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (CP-2025) (TV-PG L)




--“COPS: FAMILY FEUDS SPECIAL EDITION”—(8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.
               
OFFICERS RESPOND TO DOMESTIC DISTURBANCES
ON “COPS: FAMILY FEUDS SPECIAL EDITION”
SATURDAY, MARCH 22, ON FOX

Officers from coast to coast who handle domestic disputes mediate what would normally be private business. Officer Curtis Lawrance of the Las Vegas Metropolitan Police Department aides fellow officers in a domestic-violence call on COPS: FAMILY FEUDS SPECIAL EDITION Saturday, March 22 (8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (CP-2022) (TV-PG L)



 
--“AMERICA’S MOST WANTED: AMERICA FIGHTS BACK”—(9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC

“AMERICA’S MOST WANTED: AMERICA FIGHTS BACK”
CONTINUES ITS PURSUIT OF JUSTICE
SATURDAY, MARCH 22, ON FOX

AMERICA’S MOST WANTED: AMERICA FIGHTS BACK takes on the nation's hottest crime issues. This crime-fighting program focuses on capturing fugitives, protecting victims and empowering citizens within the criminal justice system. The series also takes an in-depth look at laws that harm victims, champions the cause of lawmakers fighting to protect victims' rights and presents news of recent captures, convictions and missing children cases. AMERICA’S MOST WANTED: AMERICA FIGHTS BACK airs Saturday, March 22 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (MW-2125) (TV-PG V)

Host: John Walsh




--“MADtv”—(11:00 PM-Midnight ET/PT) CC

CARLOS MENCIA ADDS FLAVOR TO POP-CULTURE SPOOFS
ON “MADtv” SATURDAY, MARCH 22, ON FOX

Comedian Carlos Mencia (“Mind of Mencia”) guest-stars and joins forces with Bobby Lee in a “24” parody. Newcomer Johnny Sanchez III entertains viewers with his stand-up on MADtv airing Saturday, March 22 (11:00 PM-Midnight ET/PT) on FOX.  (MD-1305) (TV-14 D, L)

Cast: Crista Flanagan, Keegan-Michael Key, Bobby Lee, Michael McDonald, Arden Myrin, Nicole Parker, Jordan Peele, Anjelah Johnson, Johnny Sanchez III, Dan Oster and Daheli Hall.

Guest Cast: Carlos Mencia



--“TALKSHOW WITH SPIKE FERESTEN”—(Midnight-12:30 AM ET/PT) CC

SPIKE GETS PUNCHY
ON “TALKSHOW WITH SPIKE FERESTEN”
SATURDAY, MARCH 22, ON FOX

Jimmy Smith and Doug Anderson of the Discovery Channel’s “Fight Quest” prepare for hand-to-hand combat when Spike decides to test his skills. TALKSHOW will also feature trademark sketches and hilarious antics on TALKSHOW WITH SPIKE FERESTEN airing Saturday, March 22 (Midnight-12:30 AM ET/PT) on FOX. (SPK-217) (TV-14 D, V)

Host: Spike Feresten

Guest: Jimmy Smith and Doug Anderson



SUNDAY, MARCH 23

[EDITOR’S NOTE: KING OF THE HILL at 8:30 PM is preempted this night.]

--“KING OF THE HILL”—(7:00-7:30 PM ET/PT) CC

DECEIT DRIVES HANK TO DRASTIC MEASURES
ON “KING OF THE HILL”
SUNDAY, MARCH 23, ON FOX

Ted Danson and Fred Willard Make Guest-Voice Appearances

When Peggy needs a new car, Hank insists they buy from Tom Hammond (Ted Danson) his go-to salesman for 25 years. With her heart set on a convertible, Peggy begins the negotiation behind Hank’s back and gets the price down considerably. Hank catches her and agrees to buy the convertible, provided he can make the deal himself. When Peggy discovers how much Hank paid, she realizes he’s been swindled on every car he’s ever bought. She tries to keep Hank from finding out, but he does and becomes disillusioned and depressed. Hank vows to exact justice in the “The Accidental Terrorist” episode of KING OF THE HILL airing Sunday, March 23 (7:00-7:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (KH-1204) (TV-PG L)

Voice Cast: Mike Judge as Hank Hill and Boomhauer, Kathy Najimy as Peggy Hill, Pamela S. Adlon as Bobby Hill, Brittany Murphy as Luanne, Tom Petty as Lucky, Johnny Hardwick as Dale, Stephen Root as Bill

Guest Voice Cast: Ted Danson as Tom Hammond, Fred Willard as Officer Brown




--“AMERICAN DAD”—(7:30-8:00 PM ET/PT) CC

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

EVERYBODY HATES STAN
ON “AMERICAN DAD”
SUNDAY, MARCH 23, ON FOX

When Stan brings home special equipment from the CIA to eavesdrop on conversations, he discovers how his neighbors really feel about him. To get back at them, Stan has the entire neighborhood evicted in order to live free of any criticism. However, when an unexpected friend comes to his rescue, he realizes that gossip is a two-way street in the “I Can’t Stan You” episode of AMERICAN DAD airing Sunday, March 23 (7:30-8:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (DAD-215) (TV-14 D, L)

Voice Cast: Seth MacFarlane as Stan Smith and Roger the Alien; Wendy Schaal as Francine Smith; Rachael MacFarlane as Hayley; Scott Grimes as Steve; and Dee Bradley Baker as Klaus.


--“THE SIMPSONS”—(8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) CC

WHEN SPRINGFIELD HOLDS A PRESIDENTIAL PRIMARY,
VOTERS TURN TO THE ONE PERSON THEY CAN TRUST: RALPH WIGGUM
ON “THE SIMPSONS” SUNDAY, MARCH 23, ON FOX

Jon Stewart and Dan Rather Make Guest-Voice Appearances

When Homer disposes of a leaky battery along with his fast food containers, he causes an explosion that destroys Springfield’s fast-food district. Mayor Quimby proposes to rebuild the district during the next election. The next election, however, isn’t until June, so Quimby decides to move it to the upcoming Saturday. On the night of the primary, Kent Brockman announces an unexpected turn of events: Springfield voters rejected all the candidates and embraced a write-in: Ralph Wiggum. Much to Lisa’s chagrin, the leaders of both parties realize that embracing Ralph as a candidate means certain victory come November. Although no one knows for sure which political party Ralph is representing, he insists that everyone is invited to his party in the “E Pluribus Wiggum” episode of THE SIMPSONS airing Sunday, March 23 (8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (SI-1903) (TV-PG L, V)

Voice Cast: Dan Castellaneta as Homer Simpson; Julie Kavner as Marge Simpson; Nancy Cartwright as Bart Simpson and Ralph Wiggum; Yeardley Smith as Lisa Simpson; Hank Azaria as Moe; Harry Shearer as Skinner; Pamela Hayden as Campaign Worker #1; Tress MacNeille as Mrs. Skinner

Guest Voice Cast: Jon Stewart as himself; Dan Rather as himself




--“UNHITCHED”—(8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) – CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

GATOR JOINS A GYM AND KATE FACES THE NAKED TRUTH;
FREDDY TEACHES TOMMY THE ART OF TANTRIC SEX
ON “UNHITCHED” SUNDAY, MARCH 23, ON FOX

Series Executive-Produced by Bobby and Peter Farrelly
(“There’s Something About Mary,” “Dumb & Dumber”)

Gator joins Kate’s boxing gym only to be challenged by a woman in the ring, and Kate confronts a co-worker who lets it all hang out in the locker room. Freddy teaches Tommy tantric sex methods in the “Mardi Gras Croc Attack” episode of UNHITCHED airing Sunday, March 23 (8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (UNH-106) (TV-14 D, L, S, V)

Cast: Craig Bierko as Jack “Gator” Gately; Rashida Jones as Kate; Shaun Majumder as Freddy; and Johnny Sneed as Tommy

Guest Cast: Pat Finn as Phil; Shelby Fenner as Nancy; Lauri Johnson as Emma



--“FAMILY GUY”—(9:00-9:30 PM ET/PT) CC


PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

THE GRIFFINS CELEBRATE 100 EPISODES
IN A FREAKIN’ SWEET “FAMILY GUY” SPECIAL
SUNDAY, MARCH 23, ON FOX

This special half-hour FAMILY GUY tribute showcases the outrageous antics of the Griffin family and celebrates the side-splitting, irreverent humor of the fan-favorite animated series. Some of the funniest moments, satirical spoofs and musical numbers of the past 100 episodes are revisited in the FAMILY GUY 100th EPISODE SPECIAL airing Sunday, March 23 (9:00-9:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (SP-0816) (TV-14 D, L, S, V)

Voice Cast: Seth MacFarlane as Peter Griffin, Stewie Griffin, Brian Griffin, and Quagmire; Alex Borstein as Lois Griffin; Seth Green as Chris Griffin; Mila Kunis as Meg Griffin; Mike Henry as Cleveland.




--“UNHITCHED”—(9:30 PM-10:00 PM ET/PT) – CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

GATOR DATES AN ANIMAL-RIGHTS ACTIVIST
AND KATE DATES AN EXTERMINATOR;
TOMMY TEACHES FREDDY HOW TO DRIVE
ON “UNHITCHED” SUNDAY, MARCH 23, ON FOX

Series Executive-Produced by Bobby and Peter Farrelly
(“There’s Something About Mary,” “Dumb & Dumber”)

Gator woos his new neighbor, an animal-rights activist while Kate dates an exterminator. Tommy teaches Freddy how to drive in the “Pole-Dancing Toddler” episode of UNHITCHED airing Sunday, March 23 (9:30-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (UNH-105) (TV-14 D, L, S, V)

Cast: Craig Bierko as Jack “Gator” Gately; Rashida Jones as Kate; Shaun Majumder as Freddy; Johnny Sneed as Tommy

Guest Cast: Erinn Hayes as Pam; Jeffrey Johnson as Rick
 

 

 

SUNDAY, MARCH 9


**TIME PERIOD PREMIERE**—“KING OF THE HILL”—(7:00-7:30 PM ET/PT) CC

LUNCH TRUCKS BATTLE FOR SUPREMACY
ON “KING OF THE HILL”
SUNDAY, MARCH 9, ON FOX

When the Arlen City Council bans the sale of foods containing trans fats, Sugarfoot’s Restaurant goes out of business. Hank, who feels the ban is an infringement on freedom, encourages Strickland to fix things. Strickland’s solution to the problem is to sell his delicious, trans-fatty foods on a lunch truck so he can evade the law. Bribery and police corruption ensue, and Hank begins to have second thoughts on his activism to repeal the ban. However, before he can back out, a rival lunch truck (Rooster’s Roost) terrorizes the Sugarfoot truck, and a turf war develops. The fierce competition convinces Hank to stay on board with Sugarfoot’s until they can shut Rooster’s down. With the help of a reporter, Hank puts his best investigative skills to the test and becomes determined to unearth evidence to bring Rooster’s down and show the city council that sometimes the world just needs tasty, unhealthy fare in the “Trans-Fascism” episode of KING OF THE HILL airing Sunday, March 9 (7:00-7:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (KH-1202) (TV-PG)

Voice Cast: Mike Judge as Hank Hill & Boomhauer; Kathy Najimy as Peggy Hill; Pamela S. Adlon as Bobby Hill; Brittany Murphy as Luanne; Tom Petty as Lucky; Johnny Hardwick as Dale and Stephen Root as Bill.




**TIME PERIOD PREMIERE**—“AMERICAN DAD”—(7:30-8:00 PM ET/PT) CC

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

STEVE USES HIS CIA SKILLS
ON “AMERICAN DAD”
SUNDAY, MARCH 9, ON FOX

After Steve shows a lack of interest in Stan’s job, Stan replaces him with Barry, Steve’s malicious friend. Barry frames Steve to eliminate him from the household, but when Steve discovers Barry’s weakness, he relies on his CIA skills to save the family. Meanwhile, Roger takes an impressive keg-stand and uses it to become a fraternity brother in the “With Friends Like Steve’s” episode of AMERICAN DAD Sunday, March 9 (7:30-8:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (DAD-203) (TV-14 D, V)

Voice Cast: Seth MacFarlane as Stan Smith, Roger the Alien and Milo; Wendy Schaal as Francine Smith; Rachael MacFarlane as Hayley; Scott Grimes as Steve; and Dee Bradley Baker as Klaus and Simmons.

Guest Voice Cast: Eddie Kaye Thomas as Barry; James DeBello as A.J.; Craig Ferguson as Evil Barry; Matt McKenna Drill Sergeant and Chris Klein as Gary and Rick.






--“THE SIMPSONS”—(8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) CC
 
HOMER CHEATS ON HIS DIET AND BART AND LISA TRY TO COVER UP A PRANK GONE WRONG ON “THE SIMPSONS” SUNDAY, MARCH 9, ON FOX

Marge hires a nutritionist who puts Homer on a strict diet, but Homer decides to sneak in snacks and meals on the side. Marge becomes suspicious of Homer’s weight gain and calls the producers of “The Sneakers,” a take-off on “Cheaters.” Meanwhile, Bart and Lisa go bike-riding in Springfield National Park, where they run into Martin Prince and play a prank on him. Bart and Lisa are wracked with guilt when their prank goes terribly wrong they think they’re responsible for the accidental death of Martin Prince in the “Dial ‘N’ for Nerder” episode of THE SIMPSONS airing Sunday, March 9 (8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (SI-1907) (TV-PG D, S, V)

Voice Cast: Dan Castellaneta as Homer Simpson; Julie Kavner as Marge Simpsons; Nancy Cartwright as Bart Simpson; Yeardley Smith as Lisa Simpson; Hank Azaria as Moe; Harry Shearer as Skinner; Pamela Hayden as Jimbo; Tress MacNeille as Betsy; Russi Taylor as Martin; Marcia Wallace as Mrs. Krabappel




--“KING OF THE HILL”—(8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC

FIFTEEN CANDLES AND HIPSTER HOMES
ON “KING OF THE HILL”
SUNDAY, MARCH 9, ON FOX

Enrique encourages his daughter, Inez, to ask Hank to speak at her Quinceañera and Hank reluctantly agrees to her request. He starts spending time with Inez so he has something to write about in his speech. Hank begs Peggy to accompany him on his first visit, so Peggy meets Hank at Enrique’s with a real-estate client waiting in the car, a 30-year-old hipster who hasn’t been satisfied with any of the homes he’s been shown. The hipster becomes enchanted with Enrique’s Mexican neighborhood, and Peggy closes a deal with him. But when a slew of hipsters follow and buy up homes in the neighborhood, the fruit stands and Goodwill clothing stores are soon replaced by trendy salons and art galleries. At the Quinceañera, Enrique publicly blames Peggy for the gentrification of his neighborhood and explains that the rent on his home has skyrocketed such that they will have to move. Feeling horrible, Peggy tricks the hipsters into believing that the simpler, down-home folks of Arlen (like Dale and Boomhauer) are moving into the neighborhood and the hipsters soon move out. Enrique’s neighborhood is restored to its former glory and Enrique is able to buy his home in the “Lady and Gentrification” episode of KING OF THE HILL airing Sunday, March 9 (8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (KH-1205) (TV-PG)

Voice Cast: Mike Judge as Hank Hill & Boomhauer; Kathy Najimy as Peggy Hill; Pamela S. Adlon as Bobby Hill; Brittany Murphy as Luanne; Tom Petty as Lucky; Johnny Hardwick as Dale and Stephen Root as Bill.



 
--“FAMILY GUY”—(9:00-9:30 PM ET/PT) CC

PETER HAS A STROKE OF GENIUS
ON “FAMILY GUY”
SUNDAY, MARCH 9, ON FOX

Ricardo Montalban Makes a Guest-Voice Appearance

Peter decides to grow a moustache, but then he’s mistaken for a fireman (because they all have moustaches), so he lends a hand when a fire breaks out at a local fast food restaurant. The owner gives him unlimited burgers as a “thank you,” but Peter eats so many that he eventually has a stroke. When Peter recovers, he vows to expose the fast-food company and becomes friends with a genetically engineered cow (Montalban) he meets after infiltrating the McBurgertown warehouse on the “McStroke” episode of FAMILY GUY airing Sunday, March 9 (9:00-9:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (FG-519) (TV-14 D, L, S, V)

Voice Cast: Seth MacFarlane as Peter Griffin, Stewie Griffin, Brian Griffin, and Quagmire; Alex Borstein as Lois Griffin; Seth Green as Chris Griffin; Mila Kunis as Meg Griffin; Mike Henry as Cleveland.

Guest Voice Cast: Ricardo Montalban as the Cow




--“UNHITCHED”-(9:30 PM-10:00 PM ET/PT)-CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

GATOR’S NEW GIRLFRIEND LEAVES HIM HANGING,
FREDDY GETS PAST THE VELVET ROPE,
AND KATE’S NEW BOYFRIEND IS FULL OF HOT AIR
ON “UNHITCHED” SUNDAY, MARCH 9, ON FOX

Series Executive-Produced By Bobby & Peter Farrelly
(“There’s Something About Mary,” “Dumb & Dumber,” “Stuck on You”)

Gator is hung up on his new girlfriend’s minor physical flaw, leading Tommy to take drastic measures. Freddy befriends a bouncer; Kate dates a musician whose talents are not what they seem on the “Woman Marries Horse” episode of UNHITCHED airing Sunday, March 9 (9:30-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (UNH-102) (TV-14)

Cast: Craig Bierko as Jack “Gator” Gately; Rashida Jones as Kate; Shaun Majumder as Freddy; Johnny Sneed as Tommy

Guest Cast: Christina Moore as Barbara; Reid Scott as Bobby; Daron Fordham as Alonzo




 
MONDAY, MARCH 10


**SERIES PREMIERE**—”CANTERBURY’S LAW”—(8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

EMMY WINNER JULIANNA MARGULIES RETURNS
TO NETWORK TELEVISION AS A REBELLIOUS DEFENSE ATTORNEY
FIGHTING FOR HER CLIENTS ON “CANTERBURY’S LAW”
PREMIERING MONDAY, MARCH 10, ON FOX

CANTERBURY’S LAW follows Elizabeth Canterbury, a rebellious defense attorney who’s willing to bend the law in order to protect the wrongfully accused. A Rhode Island lawyer on the rise, Elizabeth puts her career on the line to take on risky and unpopular cases, even when they take a toll on her personal life, already shaky due to her strained marriage and the unsolved disappearance of her young son.  Defending accused child murderer Ethan Foster, Elizabeth goes to unimaginable lengths to prove her client’s innocence, putting her directly at odds with her associates at the firm, including her partner Russell Krauss, and the firm’s young associates, the green Molly McConnell and cocksure Chester Grant, in the “Pilot” episode of CANTERBURY’S LAW premiering Monday, March 10 (8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (CLW-101) (TV-14 L, V)

Cast: Julianna Margulies as Elizabeth Canterbury; Trieste Kelly Dunn as Molly McConnell; Ben Shenkman as Russell Krauss; Keith Robinson as Chester Grant; Aidan Quinn as Matt Furey.

Guest Cast: Ruben Santiago-Hudson as Judge Joe Stanley, Terry Kinney as Deputy Attorney General Zach Williams, Charlie Hofheimer as Ethan Foster, James McCaffrey as Frank Angstrom, Alison Bartlett as Helen Jasper, Boris McGiver as Scott Jasper, Del Pentecost as Detective George McKee, Edelen McWilliams as Juror Number Seven, Alex Cranmer as Claremont Cop, Thom Sesma as Dr. Bruce Hak, Debbi Fuhrman as Dance Instructor, Alicia Christian as Receptionist.




**TIME PERIOD PREMIERE**—“NEW AMSTERDAM”—(9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

SECRETS LEAD TO MURDER
AND ONLY AMSTERDAM CAN FIND WHO IS REPONSIBLE
ON "NEW AMSTERDAM" MONDAY, MARCH 10, ON FOX

A homeless Gulf War veteran (Orlando Jones) confesses to the grisly murder of a controversial psychiatrist, but Amsterdam is skeptical. While reviewing the psychiatrist’s soon-to-be published book, Amsterdam contemplates the reliability of memories and the reasons people bury them. Could the motive for this murder lie in the psychiatrist’s own research? The murder also brings Amsterdam closer to finding “the one” who he believes will unlock his heart and make him mortal. Though he’s certain the sparks he feels are real, he encounters the unexpected in the “Soldier’s Heart” episode of NEW AMSTERDAM airing Monday, March 10 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (NAM-103) (TV-14 L, V)

Cast: Nikolaj Coster-Waldau as John Amsterdam; Zuleikha Robinson as Eva Marquez, Stephen Henderson as Omar, Alexie Gilmore as Dr. Sara Dillane.
 
Guest Cast: Robert Clohessy as Detective Santori, Rock Kohli as Vendor, Chazz Menendez as Uniform Cop, Alice Barrett Mitchell as Dr. Evelyn Prender, CJ Wilson as Walt, Bruce Altman as Dr. Lewis Prender, Michi Barall as Martha Fox, Nick Westrate as Sullivan, Stivi Paskoski as Donny Amadee, Orlando Jones as Sgt. Harold Wilcox, Mark Blum as Dr. Macvittie, Thomas Waiters as James Lucas, Lauren Fox as Susan Lucas, Joanna Adler as Tech, Richard Short as Robert Camp, Aaron Ramey as Stockbroker, Georgia X. Lifsher as NYU Student, Christa Scott-Reed as Woman #1, Kari Swenson Riely as Woman #2,  and Emily Dorsch as Nurse,





TUESDAY, MARCH 11

--“AMERICAN IDOL”—12 Finalists Compete—(8:00-10:00 PM ET live/PT tape-delayed) CC-HDTV 720p-In Stereo

THE TOP 12 PERFORM LIVE
ON A SPECIAL TWO-HOUR “AMERICAN IDOL”
TUESDAY, MARCH 11, ON FOX

Tonight the Top 12 finalists perform LIVE for the nation, vying for the American Idol crown. In this special two-hour show, the contestants will sing their hearts out in hopes of winning America’s vote and surviving another week in the competition. Tune in to see who impresses the judges and who buckles under the pressure when “12 Finalists Compete” on AMERICAN IDOL Tuesday, March 11 (8:00-10:00 PM ET live/PT tape-delayed) on FOX.  (ID-722/723) (TV-PG L)

Host: Ryan Seacrest

Judges: Paula Abdul, Simon Cowell and Randy Jackson



WEDNESDAY, MARCH 12


**TIME PERIOD PREMIERE**— “THE MOMENT OF TRUTH”—(8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC

HONESTY IS WORTH $500,000
ON “THE MOMENT OF TRUTH”
WEDNESDAY, MARCH 12, ON FOX

On THE MOMENT OF TRUTH participants answer 21 increasingly personal questions honestly, as determined by a polygraph, to win half-a-million dollars. Of course, the questions are easier when the stakes are low – but as the prize amount increases, they will be challenged to fess up to matters they might normally lie about. The touchier questions could be especially difficult because participants reveal their answers in front of spouses, relatives and friends, hanging on every word. What deep dark secret will someone divulge for hundreds of thousands of dollars on THE MOMENT OF TRUTH airing Wednesday, March 12 (8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (MOT-107) (TV-14 D)

Host: Mark L. Walberg




**TIME PERIOD PREMIERE**—“AMERICAN IDOL RESULTS SHOW”—1 of 12 Voted Off—(9:00-10:00 PM ET live/PT tape-delayed) CC-HDTV 720p-In Stereo

ONE OF THE TOP 12 MUST GO HOME TONIGHT!
FIND OUT WHICH FINALIST IS THE FIRST TO BE ELIMINATED
ON THE “AMERICAN IDOL” RESULTS SHOW
WEDNESDAY, MARCH 12, ON FOX

Last night, AMERICAN IDOL’s Top 12 sang their hearts out in hopes of winning America over. Tonight, the finalist who received the fewest votes will be eliminated from the race for the American Idol crown LIVE on the AMERICAN IDOL Results Show, “1 of 12 Voted Off,” Wednesday, March 12 (9:00-10:00 PM ET live/PT tape-delayed) on FOX.  (ID2-722A/723A) (TV-PG L)

Host: Ryan Seacrest

Judges: Paula Abdul, Simon Cowell and Randy Jackson




THURSDAY, MARCH 13


--“ARE YOU SMARTER THAN A 5TH GRADER?”—(8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC

BRIDE GOES FOR MATRIMONIAL MILLION
ON “ARE YOU SMARTER THAN A 5th GRADER?”
THURSDAY, MARCH 13, ON FOX

Newlywed contestant goes from the altar to the classroom in attempt to graduate toward the top prize of $1 million in this atypical quiz show that tests adults’ lack of knowledge – as revealed by how much they’ve forgotten since elementary school. Grownups find themselves in a classroom setting, revisiting their youth, as they tackle subjects they’ve already been taught, ranging from art to geography and math to social studies. However, the players are not alone. There is a way for contestants to “cheat” in this classroom. The adults have the opportunity to get some help from real grade-schoolers, who will offer what they think is the correct a-n-s-w-e-r on ARE YOU SMARTER THAN A 5TH GRADER? Thursday, March, 13 (8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (AYS-217) (TV-PG)

Host: Jeff Foxworthy




--“DON’T FORGET THE LYRICS!”—(9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC

GLORIA GAYNOR HELPS A CONTESTANT SHOW THE WORLD HOW TO SURVIVE
ON AN ALL-NEW CELEBRITY EDITION OF “DON’T FORGET THE LYRICS!”
THURSDAY, MARCH 13, ON FOX

A contestant who has already beaten the odds once after a terrible car accident takes center stage to sing alongside the studio band and play for the grand prize of $1 million. Just when she thinks things can’t get more exciting, Gloria Gaynor steps in to help her on a rendition of “I Will Survive.” Wayne Brady hosts DON’T FORGET THE LYRICS! Thursday, March 13 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (LYR-127) (TV-PG)

Host: Wayne Brady

Guest Performer: Gloria Gaynor





FRIDAY, MARCH 14


**1-HOUR SERIES PREMIERE**—“THE RETURN OF JEZEBEL JAMES”—(8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

POLAR OPPOSITE SISTERS REUNITE
TO HAVE A BABY WITH LESS THAN HARMONIOUS RESULTS ON
“THE RETURN OF JEZEBEL JAMES”
PREMIERING FRIDAY, MARCH 14, ON FOX

A comedy that answers the question of whether polar-opposite sisters can live together when one agrees to carry the other’s baby. In the pilot, bright, optimistic, successful children’s book editor Sarah (Parker Posey) turns to her estranged and free-spirited younger sister, Coco (Lauren Ambrose), when she learns she cannot conceive a child herself. Can this odd couple put their differences aside for the miracle of life? Coco decides to give it a try and packs up her bags and relocates from a friend’s couch to move into her sister Sarah’s enormous loft, but gets more than she bargained for when she discovers she is relegated to a dismal unfinished bedroom.  Sarah’s surprises continue with everything from an emergency Hello Kitty cell phone, to a visit from mom (Dianne Wiest) and dad (Ron McLarty); both of which take a turn for the worse in the “Pilot/Frankenstein Baby” episode of THE RETURN OF JEZEBEL JAMES airing Friday, March 14 (8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (JEZ-101/102) (TV-PG D, L)

Cast: Parker Posey as Sarah Tompkins; Lauren Ambrose as Coco Tompkins; Scott Cohen as Marcus Sonti; Ron McClarty as Ronald Tompkins; Michael Arden as Buddy and Dianne Wiest as Talia Tompkins.

Guest Cast: Dylan Blue as Aaron, Amy Hohn as Evelyn and Jasika Nicole as Dora.








--“HOUSE”—(9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

HOUSE AND THE TEAM FIGHT TO SAVE A YOUNG BOY
WHO CLAIMS HE’S BEING EXPERIMENTED ON BY ALIENS,
WHILE CUDDY AND WILSON WITHHOLD THE TRUTH
ON "HOUSE" FRIDAY, MARCH 14, ON FOX

House’s ego has taken quite a blow because he failed to diagnose his last case, and it’s affecting him physically. He is obviously in pain again, although he continues to deny it.  House’s new case is 7-year-old Clancy, a product of in-vitro fertilization, who’s been admitted to the hospital with rectal bleeding and proclamations of being tortured by aliens. Amidst all this weirdness, Cuddy and Wilson decide it would be best not to tell House the truth about his last case, thinking that perhaps he will learn some humility if he believes he’s not always right.  When House and the team discover cells with a different type of DNA in Clancy’s body, they are forced to give Clancy’s claims a little more credence, but a frustrated House gives up on his young patient, forcing Cuddy to re-think her desire to hold back the truth she’s hiding in the “Cane & Able” episode of HOUSE airing Friday, March 14 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT).  (HOU-302) (TV-PG L, V)

Cast: Hugh Laurie as Dr. Gregory House; Lisa Edelstein as Dr. Lisa Cuddy; Omar Epps as Dr. Eric Foreman; Robert Sean Leonard as Dr. James Wilson; Jennifer Morrison as Dr. Allison Cameron; Jesse Spencer as Dr. Robert Chase.

Guest Cast: Edward Edwards as Richard; Skyler Gisondo as Clancy; Sheryl Lee as Stephanie; Johnny Sneed at Todd; Stephanie Venditto as Nurse Brenda; Bobbin Bergstrom as Nurse




SATURDAY, MARCH 15


--“COPS: STRANGE BEHAVIOR #1”—(8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) CC

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

ARRESTING STORIES HEADLINE “COPS: STRANGE BEHAVIOR #1”
SATURDAY, MARCH 15, ON FOX

When a 70-year old parole violator leads officers on a high-speed chase in Kansas City, MO, spike strips, helicopter patrol and hounds become involved in the pursuit. In Las Vegas, NV, officers investigate a dispute involving two transvestites accused of disturbing the peace. Police officers in Rialto, CA, respond to a traffic accident involving an abandoned and stolen vehicle on an all-new COPS: STRANGE BEHAVIOR #1 airing Saturday, March 15 (8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (CP-2014) (TV-PG L)

Contact: Josh Governale  310-369-7455  josh.governale@fox.com





--“COPS: COAST TO COAST”—(9:00-9:30 PM ET/PT) CC

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.
               
SUSPECTS ARE UNCOOPERATIVE AND HIDING EVIDENCE
ON “COPS: COAST TO COAST”
SATURDAY, MARCH 15, ON FOX

When Officer Shawn Ford of the Las Vegas, NV, Metropolitan Police Department is patrolling the Strip, he stops a man who can’t seem to keep his hands to himself. When Officer Ford attempts to question the suspect, he doesn’t want to cooperate and trouble ensues. Also featured is Deputy Robert Gizzi of the Lee County, FL, Sheriff’s Office, who, while patrolling a known drug area, detains a suspect in possession of more than drugs on an all-new COPS: COAST TO COAST Saturday, March 15 (9:00-9:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (CP-2010) (TV-PG L)



--“AMERICA’S MOST WANTED: AMERICA FIGHTS BACK”—(9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC

“AMERICA’S MOST WANTED: AMERICA FIGHTS BACK”
CONTINUES ITS PURSUIT OF JUSTICE
SATURDAY, MARCH 15, ON FOX

AMERICA’S MOST WANTED: AMERICA FIGHTS BACK takes on the nation's hottest crime issues. This crime-fighting program focuses on capturing fugitives, protecting victims and empowering citizens within the criminal justice system. The series also takes an in-depth look at laws that harm victims, champions the cause of lawmakers fighting to protect victims' rights and presents news of recent captures, convictions and missing children cases. AMERICA’S MOST WANTED: AMERICA FIGHTS BACK airs Saturday, March 15 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (MW-2124) (TV-PG V)

Host: John Walsh



--“MADtv”—(11:00 PM-Midnight ET/PT) CC

SUPERSTAR BLOGGER PEREZ HILTON
TO HOST CRAZY COLLECTION OF POP CULTURE PARODIES
ON “MADtv” SATURDAY, MARCH 15, ON FOX

Famed blogger Perez Hilton hosts a collection of pop culture parodies, including music videos, celebrity impersonations and commercial parodies from Bobby Lee’s “Crazy” video to Will Sasso in “Kenny Rogers’ Jackass” on MADtv airing Saturday, March 15 (11:00 PM-Midnight ET/PT) on FOX.  (MD-1303) (TV-14 D, L, S, V)

Guest Host: Perez Hilton






--“TALKSHOW WITH SPIKE FERESTEN”—(Midnight-12:30 AM ET/PT) CC

GEORGE WALLACE BRINGS LAUGHS TO LATE-NIGHT
ON “TALKSHOW WITH SPIKE FERESTEN”
     SATURDAY, MARCH 15, ON FOX

Comic actor George Wallace (“The Ladykillers” “George Wallace: Large and in Charge”) makes a special guest appearance to chat about his new show in Las Vegas. TALKSHOW features trademark sketches on an all-new episode of TALKSHOW WITH SPIKE FERESTEN Saturday, March 15 (Midnight-12:30 AM ET/PT) on FOX. (SPK-214) (TV-14 D, L) 

Host: Spike Feresten

Guest: George Wallace




SUNDAY, MARCH 16


--“KING OF THE HILL”—(7:00-7:30 PM ET/PT) CC

DALE SABOTAGES LOVE
ON “KING OF THE HILL”
SUNDAY, MARCH 16, ON FOX

Melinda Clarke (“The O.C.”) Makes Guest-Voice Appearance

Bill becomes involved with a single mother, Charlene (Clarke) who has returned to Arlen after being away for some years. When Charlene introduces her two children to Hank, Dale and Boomhauer, Dale immediately dislikes her oldest, Kate. He confides in Hank that he thinks something is wrong with Kate and that he intends to get to the bottom of it.  When he discovers similarities between Kate’s DNA and Joseph’s, his son, and realizes that they are half-siblings. Not wanting Bill to raise his daughter, Dale tries to sabotage his relationship by asking John Redcorn to seduce Charlene. Charlene and John have an affair while Bill takes care of Charlene’s kids. After weeks, with no break up of Charlene and Bill in sight, Dale reveals to Bill what he’s discovered and blows the whistle on John and Charlene in the “Untitled Blake McCormick Project” episode of KING OF THE HILL airing Sunday, March 16 (7:00-7:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (KH-1203) (TV-PG D, L)

Voice Cast: Mike Judge as Hank Hill & Boomhauer; Kathy Najimy as Peggy Hill; Pamela S. Adlon as Bobby Hill; Brittany Murphy as Luanne; Tom Petty as Lucky; Johnny Hardwick as Dale and Stephen Root as Bill.

Guest Voice Cast: Melinda Clarke








--“AMERICAN DAD”—(7:30-8:00 PM ET/PT) CC

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

STAN PEELS OUTS AND BURNS RUBBER
ON “AMERICAN DAD”
SUNDAY, MARCH 16, ON FOX

After Francine tells Stan she’s looking for excitement in their marriage, Stan gets in the driver’s seat and becomes involved in drag racing to spice things up. Meanwhile, Hayley breaks up with her boyfriend, Jeff, who is emotionally crushed until he joins Steve’s world of online gaming. When Hayley finds out, she tries to sabotage their fun in the “Dungeons & Wagons” episode of AMERICAN DAD airing Sunday, March 16 (7:30-8:00 PM ET//PT) on FOX.  (DAD-208) (TV-14 D, L, S, V)

Voice Cast: Seth MacFarlane as Stan Smith, Roger the Alien and Franz; Wendy Schaal as Francine Smith; Rachael MacFarlane as Hayley; Scott Grimes as Steve; and Dee Bradley Baker as Klaus and Boxleitner.

Guest Voice Cast: Jeff Fischer as Jeff and Zamfir, Curtis Armstrong as Snot and Fladnag; Eddie Kaye Thomas as Barry and Fladnag; Daisuke Suzuki as Toshio and Popo; John DiMaggio as Leon and Brad.




--“THE SIMPSONS”—(8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) CC

SIDESHOW BOB RETURNS FOR THE ULTIMATE REVENGE
ON “THE SIMPSONS” SUNDAY, MARCH 16, ON FOX

Kelsey Grammer, David Hyde Pierce, John Mahoney
and Keith Olbermann Make Guest-Voice Appearances

Kelsey Grammer returns to guest-voice as the infamous Sideshow Bob, David Hyde Pierce as Sideshow Bob’s dubious brother Cecil Terwilliger, and John Mahoney as their father, Mr. Terwilliger. Marge dreams that Keith Olbermann (guest-voicing as himself) chides her for fast-forwarding through television commercials. Marge tries her to make restitution by watching hours of advertisements, and she and the Simpson family take particular interest in an ad for Wes Doobner’s World-Famous Family-Style Rib Huts. They drive to the restaurant, only to find Sideshow Bob waiting for them, triumphant in his elaborate hoax to lure them to their doom. When Sideshow Bob’s attempt to terminate the family is foiled, he is put on trial, where his father blames Sideshow Bob’s psychosis on Bart. During the proceedings, Bart accidentally kills his old nemesis, and Bob’s brother Cecil invites Bart to attend the memorial service for Sideshow Bob to bury the hatchet for good in the “Funeral for a Fiend” episode of THE SIMPSONS Sunday, March 16 (8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (SI-1901) (TV-PG D, V)

Voice Cast: Dan Castellaneta as Homer Simpson; Julie Kavner as Marge Simpson; Nancy Cartwright as Bart Simpson; Yeardley Smith as Lisa Simpson; Hank Azaria as Moe; Harry Shearer as Skinner; Pamela Hayden as Milhouse; Tress MacNeille as Opal

Guest Voice Cast:  Kelsey Grammer as Sideshow Bob; David Hyde Pierce as Cecil; John Mahoney as Mr. Terwilliger; Keith Olbermann as himself



--“KING OF THE HILL”—(8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC

PEGGY GOES MAD ON “KING OF THE HILL”
SUNDAY, MARCH 16, ON FOX

Ed Begley Jr. (“Arrested Development,” “7th Heaven”)
Makes Guest-Voice Appearance

Tom Landry Middle School holds an emergency community meeting when a child goes missing in Arlen. Relationship expert Stephens Davies (Begley) is invited to speak at the meeting and makes an example of Peggy by questioning her parenting skills. Peggy goes on “mommy” mode and is determined to know Bobby’s and Hank’s every move. The boys get irritated with Peggy and rebel, but they soon come to realize that Peggy is only looking out for their own good in the “Behind Closed Doors” episode of KING OF THE HILL airing Sunday, March 16 (8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (KH-1206) (TV-PG L) 

Voice Cast: Mike Judge as Hank Hill & Boomhauer; Kathy Najimy as Peggy Hill; Pamela S. Adlon as Bobby Hill; Brittany Murphy as Luanne; Tom Petty as Lucky; Johnny Hardwick as Dale and Stephen Root as Bill.

Guest Voice Cast:  Ed Begley Jr. as Stephens Davies




--“FAMILY GUY”—(9:00-9:30 PM ET/PT) CC

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

PETER FIGHTS FOR HIS RIGHTS
ON “FAMILY GUY”
SUNDAY, MARCH 16, ON FOX

Carrie Fisher and Phyllis Diller Make Guest-Voice Appearances

Peter starts an anti-immigration group after being caught up in the pro-American sentiment at a Veterans’ Day parade, but his tune quickly changes when he finds out he was born in Mexico. Unable to prove his citizenship, pass the naturalization test or convince investigators that his marriage to Lois is for real, he ends up working as a groundskeeper on his father-in-law’s estate and leading the fight for immigrant rights in the “Padre de Familia” episode of FAMILY GUY airing Sunday, March 16 (9:00-9:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (FG-520) (TV-14 D, L, S, V)

Voice Cast: Seth MacFarlane as Peter Griffin, Stewie Griffin, Brian Griffin, and Quagmire; Alex Borstein as Lois Griffin; Seth Green as Chris Griffin; Mila Kunis as Meg Griffin; Mike Henry as Cleveland.

Guest Voice: Carrie Fisher as Angela; Phyllis Diller as Thelma. 

 




--“UNHITCHED”—(9:30-10:00 PM ET/PT) – CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

GATOR TRIES TO RELIVE HIS COLLEGE GLORY DAYS;
KATE AND TOMMY ATTEND A CHILDREN’S BIRTHDAY PARTY
ON “UNHITCHED” SUNDAY, MARCH 16, ON FOX

Series Executive-Produced By Bobby & Peter Farrelly
(“There’s Something About Mary,” “Dumb & Dumber,” “Stuck on You”)

Gator tries to live his college drinking and glory days when he and Freddy meet two attractive Icelandic women. Kate drags Tommy to a children’s birthday party when she learns her ex will be there on the “Conjoined Twins Pitch No-Hitter” episode of UNHITCHED Sunday, March 16 (9:30-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (UNH-103) (TV-14 D, L, S)

Cast: Craig Bierko as Jack “Gator” Gately; Rashida Jones as Kate; Shaun Majumder as Freddy; Johnny Sneed as Tommy

Guest Cast: Pat Finn as Phil; Becky O’Donohue as Julia; Valerie Azlynn as Sulu; Julian Berlin as Lena; Brady Smith as Chad; Julie Whittner as Wendy; Michael Yurchak as Prince Charming
 

 

 

 

SUNDAY, MARCH 2

[EDITOR’S NOTE: Due to the preceding live coverage of the Las Vegas 400, ARE YOU
SMARTER THAN A 5TH GRADER? airs on the West Coast only.]

--“ARE YOU SMARTER THAN A 5TH GRADER?”—(7:00-8:00 PM PT) CC

CLASS IS BACK IN SESSION
ON “ARE YOU SMARTER THAN A 5TH GRADER?”
SUNDAY, MARCH 2, ON FOX

Unlike the typical game show that measures intelligence, ARE YOU SMARTER THAN A 5th GRADER? tests adults’ lack of knowledge – as revealed by how much they’ve forgotten since elementary school. New grownup contestants will again find themselves in a classroom setting, revisiting their youth, as they tackle subjects they’ve already been taught, ranging from art to geography and math to social studies. However, the players are not alone. There is a way for contestants to “cheat” in this classroom. The adults will have the opportunity to get some help from real grade-schoolers, who will offer what they think is the correct a-n-s-w-e-r on tonight’s episode of ARE YOU SMARTER THAN A 5TH GRADER? Sunday, March 2 (7:00-8:00 PM PT) on FOX.  (AYS-107) (TV-PG)

Host: Jeff Foxworthy




--“THE SIMPSONS”—(8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) CC
 
BART HAS TO FIGURE OUT WHO THE SNITCH IS
ON “THE SIMPSONS” SUNDAY, MARCH 2, ON FOX

Topher Grace (“That ‘70s Show”) Makes Guest-Voice Appearance

When a new, tough-looking kid at school named Donny teams up with Bart to help him carry out his pranks, Bart thinks he has found his ultimate partner in crime. However, when Bart’s seemingly foolproof pranks begin to backfire, Groundskeeper Willie warns Bart that he smells a rat in Bart’s group of friends. With Principal Skinner on his case and the possibility of expulsion on the horizon, Bart must figure out who he can trust and who he must get rid of before it is too late. Meanwhile, Homer receives a fancy loaner car after Marge damages their old car in an accident, and he grows extremely attached to his new set of luxury wheels in “The Debarted” episode of THE SIMPSONS airing Sunday, March 2 (8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (SI-1906) (TV-PG D, S, V)

Voice Cast: Dan Castellaneta as Homer Simpson; Julie Kavner as Marge Simpson; Nancy Cartwright as Bart Simpson; Yeardley Smith as Lisa Simpson; Hank Azaria as Moe; Harry Shearer as Skinner; Pamela Hayden as Milhouse; Tress MacNeille as Dolph

Guest Voice Cast: Topher Grace as Donny; Terry Gross as herself; Marcia Wallace as Mrs. Krabapple




--“KING OF THE HILL”—(8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC

DECEIT DRIVES HANK TO DRASTIC MEASURES
ON “KING OF THE HILL”
SUNDAY, MARCH 2, ON FOX

Ted Danson and Fred Willard Make Guest-Voice Appearances

When Peggy needs a new car, Hank insists they buy from Tom Hammond (Ted Danson) his go-to salesman for 25 years. With her heart set on a convertible, Peggy begins the negotiation behind Hank’s back and gets the price down considerably. Hank catches her and agrees to buy the convertible, provided he can make the deal himself. Tom jacks the price back up to sticker and tells Hank he’s getting a deal. When Peggy discovers how much Hank paid, she realizes he’s been swindled on every car he’s ever bought. She tries to keep Hank from finding out, but he does and becomes disillusioned and depressed. To exact justice, Hank places flyers reading “Tom Hammond’s World of Lies!” on the cars in Tom’s lot early one morning. He is joined by a group of radical college students, one of whom he met in the copy shop the day before. As Hank drives away, the students blow up a number of cars, and Hank is arrested because he was the only person on the surveillance tapes, but Tom Hammond doesn’t press charges. He tells Officer Brown (Fred Willard) that if Hank Hill looks you in the eye and says he didn’t do something, he didn’t do it. The truth is Tom doesn’t believe Hank’s innocence, but knows Hank would fight the charges, which would mean bad publicity for Tom’s dealership in the “The Accidental Terrorist” episode of KING OF THE HILL airing Sunday, March 2 (8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (KH-1204) (TV-PG)

Voice Cast: Mike Judge as Hank Hill and Boomhauer, Kathy Najimy as Peggy Hill, Pamela S. Adlon as Bobby Hill, Brittany Murphy as Luanne, Tom Petty as Lucky, Johnny Hardwick as Dale, Stephen Root as Bill

Guest Voice Cast: Ted Danson as Tom Hammond, Fred Willard as Officer Brown



--“FAMILY GUY”—(9:00-9:30 PM ET/PT) CC

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 BRIAN HAS THE ‘WRITE’ STUFF
ON “FAMILY GUY”
SUNDAY, MARCH 2, ON FOX

Peter and Lois’s marriage is on the rocks, but when Brian wins the New England Rising Writer’s award, the three of them head to Martha’s Vineyard for a relaxing vacation. As Peter’s drinking spirals out of control, so does Brian’s self restraint as he professes his undying love for Lois. Peter and Brian test their friendship over the woman of their dreams on the “Play it Again, Brian” episode of FAMILY GUY airing Sunday, March 2 (9:00-9:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (FG-601) (TV-14 D, L, S, V)

Voice Cast: Seth MacFarlane as Peter Griffin, Stewie Griffin, Brian Griffin, and Quagmire; Alex Borstein as Lois Griffin; Seth Green as Chris Griffin; Mila Kunis as Meg Griffin; Mike Henry as Cleveland. 



** SERIES PREMIERE** - UNHITCHED - (9:30 PM-10:00 PM ET/PT) – CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

LOOKING FOR LOVE IN ALL THE WRONG PLACES ON
THE SERIES PREMIERE OF ‘UNHITCHED’
SUNDAY, MARCH 2, ON FOX

Executive-Produced and Directed by Bobby and Peter Farrelly
(“There’s Something About Mary,” “Dumb & Dumber”)

Executive-produced and directed by The Farrelly Brothers (“There’s Something About Mary,” “Dumb & Dumber,” “Stuck on You”) UNHITCHED is a new comedy series set in Boston following four friends learning the painful lessons of starting over in their 30s, who go about looking for true love in all the wrong places.

In the opener, Jack “Gator” Gately (Craig Bierko, “Scary Movie 4,” “Boston Legal”) finds himself ill-prepared to re-enter the dating scene as a blind date goes bananas for him; his friend and neighbor Kate finds big things come in small packages when she dates a member of the Boston Celtics; and Indian-born Dr. Freddy learns that love isn’t cheap with the woman of your dreams. UNHITCHED’s “Pilot” episode premieres Sunday, March 2 (9:30-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (UNH-101) (TV-14 D, L, S)

Cast: Craig Bierko as Jack “Gator” Gately; Rashida Jones as Kate; Shaun Majumder as Freddy; Johnny Sneed as Tommy

Guest Cast: Paul Pierce as Himself; Ryan Gomes as Himself; Eliza Coupe as Julia; Lauren Bowles as Annie; Kate Hodge as Katherine; Erinn Bartlett as Nikki; Ben Giroux as Tim; Dan Murphy as Herb




MONDAY, MARCH 3

**2-HOUR SEASON FINALE**—“TERMINATOR: THE SARAH CONNOR CHRONICLES”— (8:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

IT’S ALL IN THE MIND ON
 “TERMINATOR: THE SARAH CONNOR CHRONICLES”
MONDAY, MARCH 3 ON FOX

Special Two-Hour Season Finale

John defends Cameron against a damning accusation by Derek, putting him and Derek at odds, while Sarah finds herself in a business transaction with a mysterious business man.  Meanwhile, Cromartie closes in on John and Agent Ellison discovers a nemesis at the agency on the “Vick’s Chip/What He Beheld” episodes of TERMINATOR: THE SARAH CONNOR CHRONICLES airing Monday, March 3 (8:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (SCC-108/107) (TV-TBA)



Cast: Lena Headey as Sarah Connor, Thomas Dekker as John Connor, Summer Glau as Cameron, Richard T. Jones as Agent Ellison

Guest Cast: Garret Dillahunt as Laszlo/Cromartie; Dean Winters as Charlie; Matt McColm as Vick; Kristina Apgar as Cheri Westin; Jose Luis Chavez as Morris; Brian Austin Green as Derek Reese; Andre Royo as Sumner; Jonathan Sadowski as Sayles; Edoardo Ballerini as Timms; Karina Logue as Barbara; Diana Maria Riva as Dr. Carmen Cabrera; Allen Evangelista as Doug; Tony Ramond Wilde as Eric Carlson; Bruno Amato as Gym Coach; Joshua Wold Coleman as Clerk; Aki Kotabe as Kendo; Brian D. Jones as EMT; Ismail Bashley as ER Doctor; Claudia Choi as Nurse; and Derek Basco as Worker at Hospital; Catherine Dent as Agent Greta Simpson; Keith Pillow as Mr. Bianchi; James Urbaniak as Café Manager; Craig Faribass as Sarkissian; Jesse Garcia as Carlos; Sabrina Perez as Chola; Bailee Madison as Little Girl; Mark Bloom as FBI Evidence Clerk; and Ramona Duberry as Karen.





TUESDAY, MARCH 4

[EDITOR’S NOTE: HOUSE is preempted this night.]

--“AMERICAN IDOL”—“Top 8 Boys Compete”—(8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-In Stereo

THE TOP 8 BOYS PERFORM
ON “AMERICAN IDOL”
TUESDAY, MARCH 4, ON FOX

Having survived last week’s competition, the Top 8 boys perform again for America.  After the show, the viewers will vote for their favorites.  Who will keep singing, and who will go home? Don’t miss the “Top 8 Boys Compete” episode of AMERICAN IDOL airing Tuesday, March 4 (8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (ID-720) (TV-PG L)

Host: Ryan Seacrest

Judges: Paula Abdul, Simon Cowell and Randy Jackson



 
**SERIES PREVIEW #1**—“NEW AMSTERDAM”—(9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

HOMICIDE DETECTIVE WITH A SECRET
SEARCHES FOR LOVE THAT WILL KILL HIM
ON "NEW AMSTERDAM"
PREVIEWING TUESDAY, MARCH 4, ON FOX

NEW AMSTERDAM centers on a brilliant New York homicide detective with a profound secret – he is immortal. In response to a heroic action, John Amsterdam (Nikolaj Coster-Waldau) will not age a day until he finds “the one.” He has had many lives as he has roamed the city of New York for the past 400 years searching for his one true love.  Amsterdam’s new partner, Eva Marquez (Zuleikha Robinson), can’t wait to be transferred out of homicide, but in the mean time she has to put up with a truly know-it-all partner. Omar (Stephen McKinley Henderson) is the only one who knows Amsterdam’s secret and he’s got one of his own. 

A murdered socialite causes John Amsterdam to cross paths with his past and it nearly kills him in the “Pilot” episode of NEW AMSTERDAM previewing Tuesday, March 4 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (NAM-101) (TV-14 L, S, V)

Cast: Nikolaj Coster-Waldau as John Amsterdam; Zuleikha Robinson as Eva Marquez, Stephen McKinley Henderson as Omar, Alexie Gilmore as Dr. Sara Dillane.

Guest Cast: Robert Clohessy as Detective Santori, Louis Antonio Aponte as Perez, Christian Corp as Rebecca, and Kristin Griffith as Mrs. Carlton.



WEDNESDAY, MARCH 5


--“AMERICAN IDOL”—“Top 8 Girls Compete”—(8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-In Stereo

THE TOP 8 GIRLS PERFORM
ON “AMERICAN IDOL”
WEDNESDAY, MARCH 5, ON FOX

Having survived last week’s competition, the Top 8 girls perform again for America.  After the show, the viewers will vote for their favorites.  Who will keep singing, and who will go home? Don’t miss the “Top 8 Girls Compete” episode of AMERICAN IDOL airing Tuesday, March 5 (8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (ID-721) (TV-PG L)

Host: Ryan Seacrest

Judges: Paula Abdul, Simon Cowell and Randy Jackson




--“THE MOMENT OF TRUTH”—(9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC

CONFESS THE TRUTH FOR $500,000
ON “THE MOMENT OF TRUTH”
WEDNESDAY, MARCH 5, ON FOX

On THE MOMENT OF TRUTH participants answer 21 increasingly personal questions honestly, as determined by a polygraph, to win half-a-million dollars. Of course, the questions are easier when the stakes are low – but as the prize amount increases, they will be challenged to fess up to matters they might normally lie about. The touchier questions could be especially difficult because participants reveal their answers in front of spouses, relatives and friends, hanging on every word. What deep dark secret will someone divulge for hundreds of thousands of dollars on THE MOMENT OF TRUTH airing Wednesday, March 5 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (MOT-106) (TV-14 D)

Host: Mark L. Walberg





THURSDAY, MARCH 6

[EDITOR’S NOTE: ARE YOU SMARTER THAN A 5TH GRADER? and DON’T FORGET THE
LYRICS! are preempted this night.]

--“AMERICAN IDOL RESULTS SHOW”—(8:00-9:00 PM ET live/PT tape-delayed) CC-HDTV 720p-In Stereo

FOUR MORE GO HOME
ON THE “AMERICAN IDOL” RESULTS SHOW
THURSDAY, MARCH 6, LIVE ON FOX

Top 12 Finalists To Be Revealed

In the most dramatic results show of the season thus far, four more semifinalists – two boys and two girls – will go home, leaving the Top 12 finalists to vie for the American Idol crown. The viewers’ choices for the Top 12 will be revealed tonight LIVE on the AMERICAN IDOL Results Show Thursday, March 6 (8:00-9:00 PM ET live/PT tape-delayed) on FOX.  (ID2-720A/721A) (TV-PG L)


Host: Ryan Seacrest

Judges: Paula Abdul, Simon Cowell and Randy Jackson



 
**SERIES PREVIEW #2**—“NEW AMSTERDAM”—(9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

ONE OF AMSTERDAM’S SECRETS REVEALED
ON "NEW AMSTERDAM"
THURSDAY, MARCH 6, ON FOX

Amsterdam (Nikolaj Coster-Waldau) and Eva (Zuliekha Robinson) investigate the suspicious death of a student at a prestigious New York City private school which leads to the revelation of a twisted “affair.” One of Amsterdam’s biggest secrets is revealed, when Amsterdam flashbacks to 1941 in the “Golden Boy” episode of NEW AMSTERDAM airing Thursday, March 6 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (NAM-102) (TV-14 D, L, S, V)

Cast: Nikolaj Coster-Waldau as John Amsterdam; Zuleikha Robinson as Eva Marquez, Stephen McKinley Henderson as Omar, Alexie Gilmore as Dr. Sara Dillane.

Guest Cast: Chad L. Coleman as Lt. Bobby Graham, Anastasia Griffith as Hannah Cleary, Charles Borland as Paul Cleary, Yolanda Ross, as Lily Mae Brown, John Sharian, as Jack Shaw, Alana Jerins as Irene Shaw, Jamie Harrold as Mank, Betty Gilpin as Marika, Lizbeth Mackay as Maggie, Charles Dumas as Lionel, Kimberly Herbert Gregory as Nurse,  Marc Arthur Jefferies as Corey, Casey Siemaszko as Peter Huygens, Ryan Lynn as Tommy Langer, Patrick Downs as Uniform Cop, Mason Pettit as EMT, Rosalyn Coleman as Hallie,  and Matt Dickson as Matt Shaw





FRIDAY, MARCH 7


--“BONES”—(8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

BRENNAN AND BOOTH TRAVEL TO LOS ANGELES
TO INVESTIGATE THE REMAINS OF A WOMAN
WHO HAS ALTERED HER IDENTITY THROUGH PLASTIC SURGERY
ON “BONES” FRIDAY, MARCH 7, ON FOX

Penny Marshall Guest-Stars

Dr. Temperance Brennan and FBI Special Agent Seeley Booth travel to Los Angeles to determine the identity of a woman whose body parts were found near Los Angeles International Airport. With Booth at the wheel of their convertible rental car, they are assisted on the L.A. end of the case by young FBI agent Tricia Finn, who is a little too eager to help. Brennan is surprised to learn Agent Finn knows her books inside and out, and, in typical fashion, Brennan downplays a meeting with a Hollywood producer about making her latest book into a movie.  When Brennan and producer/director Penny Marshall meet face to face on the set of an entertainment news show, Marshall is impressed and a little taken aback by Brennan’s dedication to her latest case. Brennan’s skills are put to the test as she discovers the victim’s identity is hidden by the fact that she’d had extensive plastic surgery in “The Woman at the Airport” episode of BONES airing Friday, March 7 (8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (BON-111) (TV-14 D, L)  

Cast: Emily Deschanel as Dr. Temperance Brennan, David Boreanaz as FBI Special Agent Seeley Booth, TJ Thyne as Dr. Jack Hodgins, Michaela Conlin as Angela Montenegro, Eric Millegan as Zack Addy, Jonathan Adams as Dr. Daniel Goodman.

Guest Cast: Penny Marshall as Herself; Jann Carl as Herself; Claire Coffee as Special Agent Tricia Finn; Michael B. Silver as Dr. Kostov; Melissa Lee as Receptionist; Natalija Nogulich as Ivana Bardu; Marika Dominczyk as Leslie Snow; DJ Lockhart-Johnson as Hotel Security Guard; Adam Grimes as Nick Hudson; Harry Groener as Dr. Henry Atlas; McNally Sagal as Martina Sikes




--“HOUSE”—(9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

HOUSE IS BACK AT WORK AFTER RECOVERING
FROM MULTIPLE GUNSHOT WOUNDS
ON "HOUSE" FRIDAY, MARCH 7, ON FOX

Kathleen Quinlan Guest-Stars

House has recovered from multiple gunshot wounds and is back at work, taking on two cases simultaneously: Richard, paralyzed after brain cancer surgery eight years ago, who drove himself on his motorized wheelchair headfirst into a swimming pool; and Caren, a young woman paralyzed from the neck down after a yoga session. As House begins to diagnose and treat them, the team notices a distinct change in his attitude toward the patients, and Cameron even catches Richard’s wife thanking House for his sensitivity to her husband’s situation.  House suspects that Richard could possibly walk again, but he has no specific medical proof to back up his hunch and the various treatment avenues he pursues lead nowhere. Cameron and Foreman refuse to indulge House and his theories, which they feel he’s pursuing merely to make the case interesting for himself. Cuddy and Wilson also are convinced House is creating a mystery out of Richard’s case to cure his own boredom, but he denies it and becomes more frustrated when his theories do not point to a cure for Richard, forcing House to face an unpleasant truth in the “Meaning” episode of HOUSE airing Friday, March 7 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (HOU-301) (TV-PG L)

Cast: Hugh Laurie as Dr. Gregory House; Lisa Edelstein as Dr. Lisa Cuddy; Omar Epps as Dr. Eric Foreman; Robert Sean Leonard as Dr. James Wilson; Jennifer Morrison as Dr. Allison Cameron; Jesse Spencer as Dr. Robert Chase.

Guest Cast: Kathleen Quinlan as Arlene; Edward Edwards as Richard; Carter Jenkins as Mark; Clare Kramer as Caren; Terry Rhoads as Artie; Eamon Hunt as Surgeon; Remy Thorne as Kid; Bobbin Bergstrom as Nurse





SATURDAY, MARCH 8


--“COPS: COAST TO COAST”—(8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) CC

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.
               
DUI, DRUGS AND PUBLIC DISTURBANCE CAPTURED ON
“COPS: COAST TO COAST” SATURDAY, MARCH 8, ON FOX

When a DUI suspect in Leon County, FL, is pulled over, officers discover the suspect is concealing more than his sobriety. Members of the Portland, OR, Street Crimes Unit make a drug bust in a city park.  In Cincinnati, OH, officers respond to public disturbance involving two men fist fighting on an all-new COPS: COAST TO COAST on Saturday, March 8 (8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (CP-2020) (TV-PG L)




--“COPS: COAST TO COAST”—(8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

OFFICERS POLICE DRUGS AND DOMESTIC DISPUTES
ON “COPS: COAST TO COAST” SATURDAY, MARCH 8, ON FOX

When Officer Deputy Rick Lee of the Brevard County, FL, Sheriff’s Office patrols an area known for drug trafficking, he spots a car driving through a parking lot without its lights on. He pulls over the vehicle and the front seat passenger attempts to flee. Also featured is Deputy Robert Wiggs of the Riverside, CA, County Sheriff’s called to the scene of a domestic dispute and finds the suspect hiding on an all-new COPS: COAST TO COAST airing Saturday, March 8 (8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (CP-2003) (TV-PG L)

Contact: Josh Governale  310-369-7455  josh.governale@fox.com


--“AMERICA’S MOST WANTED: AMERICA FIGHTS BACK”—(9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC

“AMERICA’S MOST WANTED: AMERICA FIGHTS BACK”
CONTINUES ITS PURSUIT OF JUSTICE
SATURDAY, MARCH 8, ON FOX

AMERICA’S MOST WANTED: AMERICA FIGHTS BACK takes on the nation's hottest crime issues. This crime-fighting program focuses on capturing fugitives, protecting victims and empowering citizens within the criminal justice system. The series also takes an in-depth look at laws that harm victims, champions the cause of lawmakers fighting to protect victims' rights and presents news of recent captures, convictions and missing children cases. AMERICA’S MOST WANTED: AMERICA FIGHTS BACK airs Saturday, March 8 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (MW-2123) (TV-PG V)

Host: John Walsh


--“MADtv”—(11:00 PM-Midnight ET/PT) CC

JEFF PROBST HOSTS A MADCAP RECAP
OF MADtv’s ALL-TIME BEST TV PARODIES
ON “MADtv” SATURDAY, MARCH 8, ON FOX

Jeff Probst will host a collection of the All-Time Best TV Parodies on tonight’s MADtv. Sketches include “Survivor” featuring Michael McDonald as “Jeff Probst,” “The Sopranos” featuring Will Sasso as “Tony Soprano” and “Grey’s Anatomy” featuring Bobby Lee as “Dr. Cristina Yang” on MADtv airing Saturday, March 8 (11:00 PM-Midnight ET/PT) on FOX.  (MD-1302) (TV-14 D, L)

Guest Cast: Jeff Probst




--“TALKSHOW WITH SPIKE FERESTEN”—(Midnight-12:30 AM ET/PT) CC

TOM GREEN BRINGS HIS HUMOR TO LATE NIGHT
ON AN ALL-NEW “TALKSHOW WITH SPIKE FERESTEN”
SATURDAY, MARCH 8, ON FOX

Tom Green (“Tom Green Live!”) shares jokes with Spike Feresten and joins in on the comedy when he brings props to liven up TALKSHOW’s signature sketch “Comedy for Stoners” in an all-new episode of TALKSHOW WITH SPIKE FERESTEN airing Saturday, March 8 (Midnight-12:30AM ET/PT) on FOX.  (SPK-204) (TV-14 L)

Host: Spike Feresten





SUNDAY, MARCH 9


**TIME PERIOD PREMIERE**—“KING OF THE HILL”—(7:00-7:30 PM ET/PT) CC

LUNCH TRUCKS BATTLE FOR SUPREMACY
ON “KING OF THE HILL”
SUNDAY, MARCH 9, ON FOX

When the Arlen City Council bans the sale of foods containing trans fats, Sugarfoot’s Restaurant goes out of business. Hank, who feels the ban is an infringement on freedom, encourages Strickland to fix things. Strickland’s solution to the problem is to sell his delicious, trans-fatty foods on a lunch truck so he can evade the law. Bribery and police corruption ensue, and Hank begins to have second thoughts on his activism to repeal the ban. However, before he can back out, a rival lunch truck (Rooster’s Roost) terrorizes the Sugarfoot truck, and a turf war develops. The fierce competition convinces Hank to stay on board with Sugarfoot’s until they can shut Rooster’s down. With the help of a reporter, Hank puts his best investigative skills to the test and becomes determined to unearth evidence to bring Rooster’s down and show the city council that sometimes the world just needs tasty, unhealthy fare in the “Trans-Fascism” episode of KING OF THE HILL airing Sunday, March 9 (7:00-7:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (KH-1202) (TV-PG)

Voice Cast: Mike Judge as Hank Hill & Boomhauer; Kathy Najimy as Peggy Hill; Pamela S. Adlon as Bobby Hill; Brittany Murphy as Luanne; Tom Petty as Lucky; Johnny Hardwick as Dale and Stephen Root as Bill.




**TIME PERIOD PREMIERE**—“AMERICAN DAD”—(7:30-8:00 PM ET/PT) CC

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

STEVE USES HIS CIA SKILLS
ON “AMERICAN DAD”
SUNDAY, MARCH 9, ON FOX

After Steve shows a lack of interest in Stan’s job, Stan replaces him with Barry, Steve’s malicious friend. Barry frames Steve to eliminate him from the household, but when Steve discovers Barry’s weakness, he relies on his CIA skills to save the family. Meanwhile, Roger takes an impressive keg-stand and uses it to become a fraternity brother in the “With Friends Like Steve’s” episode of AMERICAN DAD Sunday, March 9 (7:30-8:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (DAD-203) (TV-14 D, V)

Voice Cast: Seth MacFarlane as Stan Smith, Roger the Alien and Milo; Wendy Schaal as Francine Smith; Rachael MacFarlane as Hayley; Scott Grimes as Steve; and Dee Bradley Baker as Klaus and Simmons.

Guest Voice Cast: Eddie Kaye Thomas as Barry; James DeBello as A.J.; Craig Ferguson as Evil Barry; Matt McKenna Drill Sergeant and Chris Klein as Gary and Rick.

Contact: Tracey Raftery  310-369-1425  tracey.raftery@fox.com

--“THE SIMPSONS”—(8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) CC
 
HOMER CHEATS ON HIS DIET AND BART AND LISA TRY TO COVER UP A PRANK GONE WRONG ON “THE SIMPSONS” SUNDAY, MARCH 9, ON FOX

Marge hires a nutritionist who puts Homer on a strict diet, but Homer decides to sneak in snacks and meals on the side. Marge becomes suspicious of Homer’s weight gain and calls the producers of “The Sneakers,” a take-off on “Cheaters.” Meanwhile, Bart and Lisa go bike-riding in Springfield National Park, where they run into Martin Prince and play a prank on him. Bart and Lisa are wracked with guilt when their prank goes terribly wrong they think they’re responsible for the accidental death of Martin Prince in the “Dial ‘N’ for Nerder” episode of THE SIMPSONS airing Sunday, March 9 (8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (SI-1907) (TV-PG D, S, V)

Voice Cast: Dan Castellaneta as Homer Simpson; Julie Kavner as Marge Simpsons; Nancy Cartwright as Bart Simpson; Yeardley Smith as Lisa Simpson; Hank Azaria as Moe; Harry Shearer as Skinner; Pamela Hayden as Jimbo; Tress MacNeille as Betsy; Russi Taylor as Martin; Marcia Wallace as Mrs. Krabappel


--“KING OF THE HILL”—(8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC

FIFTEEN CANDLES AND HIPSTER HOMES
ON “KING OF THE HILL”
SUNDAY, MARCH 9, ON FOX

Enrique encourages his daughter, Inez, to ask Hank to speak at her Quinceañera and Hank reluctantly agrees to her request. He starts spending time with Inez so he has something to write about in his speech. Hank begs Peggy to accompany him on his first visit, so Peggy meets Hank at Enrique’s with a real-estate client waiting in the car, a 30-year-old hipster who hasn’t been satisfied with any of the homes he’s been shown. The hipster becomes enchanted with Enrique’s Mexican neighborhood, and Peggy closes a deal with him. But when a slew of hipsters follow and buy up homes in the neighborhood, the fruit stands and Goodwill clothing stores are soon replaced by trendy salons and art galleries. At the Quinceañera, Enrique publicly blames Peggy for the gentrification of his neighborhood and explains that the rent on his home has skyrocketed such that they will have to move. Feeling horrible, Peggy tricks the hipsters into believing that the simpler, down-home folks of Arlen (like Dale and Boomhauer) are moving into the neighborhood and the hipsters soon move out. Enrique’s neighborhood is restored to its former glory and Enrique is able to buy his home in the “Lady and Gentrification” episode of KING OF THE HILL airing Sunday, March 9 (8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (KH-1205) (TV-PG)

Voice Cast: Mike Judge as Hank Hill & Boomhauer; Kathy Najimy as Peggy Hill; Pamela S. Adlon as Bobby Hill; Brittany Murphy as Luanne; Tom Petty as Lucky; Johnny Hardwick as Dale and Stephen Root as Bill.



--“FAMILY GUY”—(9:00-9:30 PM ET/PT) CC

PETER HAS A STROKE OF GENIUS
ON “FAMILY GUY”
SUNDAY, MARCH 9, ON FOX

Ricardo Montalban Makes a Guest-Voice Appearance

Peter decides to grow a moustache, but then he’s mistaken for a fireman (because they all have moustaches), so he lends a hand when a fire breaks out at a local fast food restaurant. The owner gives him unlimited burgers as a “thank you,” but Peter eats so many that he eventually has a stroke. When Peter recovers, he vows to expose the fast-food company and becomes friends with a genetically engineered cow (Montalban) he meets after infiltrating the McBurgertown warehouse on the “McStroke” episode of FAMILY GUY airing Sunday, March 9 (9:00-9:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (FG-519) (TV-14 D, L, S, V)

Voice Cast: Seth MacFarlane as Peter Griffin, Stewie Griffin, Brian Griffin, and Quagmire; Alex Borstein as Lois Griffin; Seth Green as Chris Griffin; Mila Kunis as Meg Griffin; Mike Henry as Cleveland.

Guest Voice Cast: Ricardo Montalban as the Cow



--“UNHITCHED”-(9:30 PM-10:00 PM ET/PT)-CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

GATOR’S NEW GIRLFRIEND LEAVES HIM HANGING,
FREDDY GETS PAST THE VELVET ROPE,
KATE’S NEW BOYFRIEND IS FULL OF HOT AIR
ON “UNHITCHED” SUNDAY, MARCH 9, ON FOX

Series Executive-Produced By Bobby & Peter Farrelly
(“There’s Something About Mary,” “Dumb & Dumber,” “Stuck on You”)

Gator is hung up on his new girlfriend’s minor physical flaw, leading Tommy to take drastic measures. Freddy befriends a bouncer; Kate dates a musician whose talents are not what they seem on the “Woman Marries Horse” episode of UNHITCHED airing Sunday, March 9 (9:30-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (UNH-102) (TV-14)

Cast: Craig Bierko as Jack “Gator” Gately; Rashida Jones as Kate; Shaun Majumder as Freddy; Johnny Sneed as Tommy

Guest Cast: Christina Moore as Barbara; Reid Scott as Bobby; Daron Fordham as Alonzo
 

 

 

SUNDAY, FEBRUARY 24

[EDITOR’S NOTE 1: Due to the preceding live coverage of the California 400, ARE YOU
SMARTER THAN A 5TH GRADER? airs on the West Coast only.]
[EDITOR’S NOTE 2: KING OF THE HILL is preempted this night.]

--“ARE YOU SMARTER THAN A 5TH GRADER?”—(7:00-8:00 PM PT) CC

CLASS IS BACK IN SESSION
ON “ARE YOU SMARTER THAN A 5TH GRADER?”
SUNDAY, FEBRUARY 24, ON FOX

Unlike the typical game show that measures intelligence, ARE YOU SMARTER THAN A 5th GRADER? tests adults’ lack of knowledge – as revealed by how much they’ve forgotten since elementary school. New grownup contestants will again find themselves in a classroom setting, revisiting their youth, as they tackle subjects they’ve already been taught, ranging from art to geography and math to social studies. However, the players are not alone. There is a way for contestants to “cheat” in this classroom. The adults will have the opportunity to get some help from real grade-schoolers, who will offer what they think is the correct a-n-s-w-e-r on tonight’s episode of ARE YOU SMARTER THAN A 5TH GRADER? Sunday, Feb. 24 (7:00-8:00 PM PT) on FOX. (AYS-104) (TV-PG)

Host: Jeff Foxworthy




--“THE SIMPSONS”—(8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) CC

HOMER WAKES UP WITH NO RECOLLECTION OF THE PAST 24 HOURS
ON “THE SIMPSONS” SUNDAY, FEBRUARY 24, ON FOX

Homer wakes up one morning to find himself outdoors and covered with snow. With no recollection of the night before (aside from a lingering hangover), Homer makes his way home to find his entire family missing. Hopelessly confused, Homer goes to Moe’s, where Moe reveals that Homer drank a “Forget-Me-Shot” the night before – a drink so potent it wipes out the last 24 hours from one’s memory. When Wiggum informs Homer of a domestic disturbance at his house the night before, Homer begins to worry that he may have done something awful. As he probes his cloudy memory to unravel the mystery, Homer turns to Professor Frink, who hooks him up to a device that allows him to explore his memories and to piece together the night’s events in the “Eternal Moonshine of the Simpson Mind” episode of THE SIMPSONS Sunday, Dec. 16 (8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (SI-1902) (TV-PG D, L, V)

Voice Cast: Dan Castellaneta as Homer Simpson; Julie Kavner as Marge Simpson; Nancy Cartwright as Bart Simpson; Yeardley Smith as Lisa Simpson; Hank Azaria as Moe; Harry Shearer as Skinner; Tress MacNeille as Little Boy


 

 
--“THE SIMPSONS”—(8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) CC

“THE SIMPSONS” SERVE UP SPOOKTACULAR TALES
OF THE STRANGE AND THE SUPERNATURAL
IN THEIR ANNUAL BONE-CHILLING HALLOWEEN SPECIAL
“TREEHOUSE OF HORROR XVIII”
SUNDAY, FEBRUARY 24, ON FOX

The frightfest begins in “Mr. and Mrs. Simpson,” as Homer and Marge leave for what appears to be an ordinary day. However, Homer is living a double life as a secret agent, and he is assigned to eliminate Kent Brockman. When a mysterious woman blocks Homer’s shot and tries to kill Brockman herself, Homer finds his competition hits a little too close to home. In “E.T., Go Home,” Bart and Lisa come to the aid of Kodos, the space alien who’s hiding from the government. Kodos asks them to help him obtain a long list of devices so he can reconnect with his home planet, but his intentions prove to be anything but friendly. In the final Halloween scare, “Heck House,” Bart, Lisa and their friends spend Halloween night pulling pranks on unsuspecting people in Springfield. When they go too far, Flanders decides he’s going to spook them straight. Transforming the church into the “Heck House,” Flanders conjures up supernatural powers and subjects the children to his wrath of the seven deadly sins in the “Treehouse of Horror XVIII” episode of THE SIMPSONS airing Sunday, Nov. 4 (8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (SI-1816) (TV-14 D, L, S, V)

Voice Cast: Dan Castellaneta as Homer Simpson; Julie Kavner as Marge Simpson; Nancy Cartwright as Bart Simpson; Yeardley Smith as Lisa Simpson; Hank Azaria as Moe; Harry Shearer as Skinner; Pamela Hayden as Milhouse; Tress MacNeille as Mrs. Skinner.



--“FAMILY GUY”—(9:00-9:30 PM ET/PT) CC

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

BRIAN’S IN THE DOGHOUSE
ON “FAMILY GUY” SUNDAY, FEBRUARY 24, ON FOX

Drew Barrymore Makes a Guest Voice Appearance

When Peter convinces Brian to move in with his dense girlfriend Jillian (Drew Barrymore), she ends up smothering him, but he keeps her around for the lovin’. Stewie moves in with them to help pay the rent, but he tries to get Brian back on the playing field by throwing him a drunken party and interfering with their relationship. Meanwhile, Meg gets a job at the local convenience store, as does Chris, who gets chummy with the manager, Carl. While Chris and Carl talk about their favorite movies, Meg is saddled with all the hard work. She eventually stands up for herself and as a result gets fired in the “Movin’ Out (Brian’s Song)” episode of FAMILY GUY airing Sunday, Feb. 24 (9:00-9:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (FG-514) (TV-14 D, L, S)

Voice Cast: Seth MacFarlane as Peter Griffin, Stewie Griffin, Brian Griffin, and Quagmire; Alex Borstein as Lois Griffin; Seth Green as Chris Griffin; Mila Kunis as Meg Griffin; Mike Henry as Cleveland.

Guest Voice Cast: Drew Barrymore




--“AMERICAN DAD”—(9:30-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

FRANCINE PUTS THE DESPERATE IN DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES
ON “AMERICAN DAD”
SUNDAY, FEBRUARY 24, ON FOX

As Stan continues to dominate the household, Francine finds herself idolizing a group of women who seem to have it all. She tries to impress them and even lies in order to gain acceptance into their group, until she realizes they aren’t as perfect as they seem. Meanwhile, loyalties are tested when Stan gets a new best friend in the “Not Particularly Desperate Housewives” episode of AMERICAN DAD airing Sunday, Feb. 24 (9:30-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (DAD-116) (TV-14 D)

Voice Cast: Seth MacFarlane as Stan Smith, Roger the Alien, Deacon and Greg; Wendy Schaal as Francine Smith and Delta Burke; Rachael MacFarlane as Hayley; Scott Grimes as Steve; and Dee Bradley Baker as Klaus.

Guest Voice Cast: Megyn Price as Linda; Eric Edwards as Manager; Molly Shannon as Kristy; Paget Brewster as Casey; Michael G. Hagerty as Cop #1 and Editor; Mike Barker as Terry and Researcher; Freddy Rodriguez as Hector; Patrick Stewart as Bullock and Jill Talley as Fat Lady and Female Officer.





MONDAY, FEBRUARY 25


--“THE MOMENT OF TRUTH”—(8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC

HONESTY PAYS…UP TO $500,000
ON A SPECIAL NIGHT FOR “THE MOMENT OF TRUTH”
MONDAY, FEBRUARY 25, ON FOX

On THE MOMENT OF TRUTH participants answer 21 increasingly personal questions honestly, as determined by a polygraph, to win half-a-million dollars. Of course, the questions are easier when the stakes are low – but as the prize amount increases, they will be challenged to fess up to matters they might normally lie about. The touchier questions could be especially difficult because participants reveal their answers in front of spouses, relatives and friends – who are hanging on every word. What deep dark secret will someone divulge for hundreds of thousands of dollars on THE MOMENT OF TRUTH Monday, Feb. 25 (8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (MOT-105) (TV-14 D)

Host: Mark L. Walberg





--“TERMINATOR: THE SARAH CONNOR CHRONICLES”— (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

CAMERON LEARNS TO DANCE
AND SARAH TRACKS A MISSING CYBORG ARM
ON “TERMINATOR: THE SARAH CONNOR CHRONICLES”
MONDAY, FEBRUARY 25, ON FOX

When Sarah breaks into Agent Ellison’s apartment looking for a missing endo-arm, she discovers dossiers, files and video from her stay in the mental hospital. The files lead her to hospital psychiatrist Dr. Silverman, a doomsday convert who made Sarah’s hospital stay unbearable. Meanwhile, Cameron enrolls in a ballet class taught by Maria Shipkov, Dmitri’s sister, in an effort to track down his whereabouts and to find out who has the Turk.  John learns what it took for his mom to escape the hospital; Agent Ellison’s endo-arm discovery puts him danger in the “The Demon Hand” episode of TERMINATOR: THE SARAH CONNOR CHRONICLES Monday, Feb. 25 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (SCC-106) (TV-14 L, V)

Cast: Lena Headey as Sarah Connor, Thomas Dekker as John Connor, Summer Glau as Cameron, Richard T. Jones as FBI Agent

Guest Cast:  Brian Austin Green as a Stranger; Mark Bloom as FBI Evidence Clerk; Keith Pillow as Mr. Bianchi; Kristina Apgar as Cheri; Jose Luis Chavez as Morris; Mark Ivanir as Dimitri; Matt Angel as Damien Axelrod; Bruce Davison as Dr. Silverman; Traber Burns Chief of Staff; Angela Gots as Maria; Alex Veadov as Russian Man; and Ron Butler as Social Worker.




TUESDAY, FEBRUARY 26

[EDITOR’S NOTE: HOUSE is preempted this night.]

--“AMERICAN IDOL”—Top 10 Boys Compete—(8:00-9:30 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-In Stereo

THE TOP 10 BOYS PERFORM
ON A 90-MINUTE “AMERICAN IDOL”
TUESDAY, FEBRUARY 26, ON FOX

Having survived last week’s competition, the Top 10 boys perform again for America.  After the show, the viewers will vote for their favorites. Who will keep singing, and who will go home? Don’t miss this special 90-minute “Top 10 Boys Compete” episode of AMERICAN IDOL airing Tuesday, Feb. 26 (8:00-9:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (ID-718) (TV-PG)

Host: Ryan Seacrest

Judges: Paula Abdul, Simon Cowell and Randy Jackson


--“BACK TO YOU”—(9:30-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

KELLY HAS THE LAST WORD AT A CO-WORKER’S FUNERAL AND
CHUCK SPENDS SOME ONE-ON-ONE TIME WITH GRACIE
ON “BACK TO YOU” TUESDAY, FEBRUARY 26, ON FOX

The team gets word of a former WURG news anchor’s passing, and Kelly is surprised to be asked to give the eulogy at the funeral. When Kelly’s babysitter cancels at the last minute, Chuck offers to watch Gracie in order to get some bonding time, and Kelly reluctantly agrees. At the services, Chuck and Kelly’s team realize the now-deceased anchor had been telling everyone he and Kelly were more than just friends, and they debate letting Kelly in on the secret. Meanwhile, Chuck attempts to entertain the ever-precocious Gracie while distracting her from his bachelor lifestyle in the “Cradle to Grave” episode of BACK TO YOU airing Tuesday, Feb. 26 (9:30-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (BTY-110) (TV-14 D, L)

Cast: Kelsey Grammer as Chuck Darling; Patricia Heaton as Kelly Carr; Fred Willard as Marsh McGinley; Ty Burrell as Gary Crezyzewski; Josh Gad as Ryan Church; Ayda Field as Montana Diaz Herrera; Laura Marano as Gracie Carr.

Guest Cast:  Edmund L. Shaff as Arthur; Dorie Barton as Amber; Mitchell Edmonds as Lawrence; Howard Alonzo as Patron; Lew Dauber as Albert





WEDNESDAY, FEBRUARY 27

[EDITOR’S NOTE: THE MOMENT OF TRUTH is preempted this night.]

--“AMERICAN IDOL”—Top 10 Girls Compete—(8:00-9:30 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-In Stereo

THE TOP 10 GIRLS PERFORM
ON A 90-MINUTE “AMERICAN IDOL”
WEDNESDAY, FEBRUARY 27, ON FOX

Having survived last week’s competition, the Top 10 girls perform again for America.  After the show, the viewers will vote for their favorites.  Who will keep singing, and who will go home? Don’t miss this special 90-minute “Top 10 Girls Compete” episode of AMERICAN IDOL airing Wednesday, Feb. 27 (8:00-9:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (ID-718) (TV-PG L)

Host: Ryan Seacrest

Judges: Paula Abdul, Simon Cowell and Randy Jackson





--“BACK TO YOU”—(9:30-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

CHUCK CAN’T HIDE HIS JEALOUSY
WHEN A YOUNGER RIVAL ANCHOR ASKS KELLY OUT
ON “BACK TO YOU”
WEDNESDAY, FEBRUARY 27, ON FOX

When the rival news station’s dashing young news anchor asks Kelly out on a date, Chuck cannot help but wonder if the anchor has ulterior motives. Thinking that the rival is trying to steal Kelly from WURG to work for his own station, Chuck butts in to tell him to back off. However, it may be Chuck who needs to back off and accept that someone may be interested in Kelly for reasons other than business. Meanwhile, Gary is assigned to cover a convention for people who wear animal costumes, and Marsh experiments with some original sign-off lines in the “Business or Pleasure” episode of BACK TO YOU airing Wednesday, Feb. 27 (9:30-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (BTY-108) (TV-14 L)

Cast: Kelsey Grammer as Chuck Darling; Patricia Heaton as Kelly Carr; Fred Willard as Marsh McGinley; Ty Burrell as Gary Crezyzewski; Josh Gad as Ryan Church; Ayda Field as Montana Diaz Herrera; Laura Marano as Gracie Carr.

Guest Cast: Coby Ryan McLaughlin as Craig St. Claire; Paityn James as Annie; Tom Konkle as Bunny; Kurt Scholler as Cow; Bryan Krasner as Dog; Malcolm Foster Smith as Uniformed Officer




THURSDAY, FEBRUARY 28

[EDITOR’S NOTE: ARE YOU SMARTER THAN A 5TH GRADER? is preempted this night.]

--“AMERICAN IDOL RESULTS SHOW”—4 Voted Off Live—(8:00-9:00 PM ET live/PT tape-delayed) CC-HDTV 720p-In Stereo

FOUR MORE GO HOME ON THE “AMERICAN IDOL” RESULTS SHOW
THURSDAY, FEBRUARY 28, ON FOX

The remaining 20 semifinalists performed for America this week, and the viewers voted for their favorites. Tonight, four contestants – two males and two females – who received the fewest votes will go home, leaving 16 semifinalists to vie for the American Idol crown on AMERICAN IDOL “4 Voted Off Live” airing Thursday, Feb. 28 (8:00-9:00 PM ET live/PT tape-delayed) on FOX.  (ID2-718A/719A) (TV-PG L)

Host: Ryan Seacrest

Judges: Paula Abdul, Simon Cowell and Randy Jackson



 
--“DON’T FORGET THE LYRICS!”—(9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC

WILL CONTESTANTS LOCK IN THE RIGHT LYRICS?
FIND OUT ON “DON’T FORGET THE LYRICS!”
THURSDAY, FEBRUARY 28, ON FOX

We all think we know the words to popular songs, but when there’s a million dollars at stake, will contestants be able to keep singing when the music stops? Or will they be at a loss for words? On this exciting new game show, contestants choose songs from different genres, decades and musical artists. Then they take center stage to sing alongside the studio band as the lyrics are projected on screen – but suddenly the music stops and the words disappear. Will the contestants belt out the correct missing lyric or freeze under pressure? Wayne Brady hosts DON’T FORGET THE LYRICS! airing Thursday, Feb. 28 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (LYR-126) (TV-PG)

Host: Wayne Brady





FRIDAY, FEBRUARY 29


--“BONES”—(8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

THE REMAINS OF A WOMAN’S BURNED BODY
LEAD BRENNAN AND BOOTH TO SEARCH FOR HER KIDNAPPED CHILD
ON “BONES” FRIDAY, FEBRUARY 29, ON FOX

When a woman’s burned body is found in a car with signs that her child was kidnapped, Brennan and Booth suspect the father, Carl Decker. But things get complicated when Decker turns out to be in the witness protection program. In two days he is scheduled to testify before a grand jury that his company has been sending defective body armor to Iraq. Decker suspects his former bosses may have had his wife killed and kidnapped his son in order to keep him quiet. When a shocking clue is sent to Booth as a warning, Brennan is able to use the clue to pinpoint the kidnapper’s location and must race to save the boy’s life in “The Woman in the Car” episode of BONES airing Friday, Feb. 29 (8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (BON-110) (TV-14 D, L, V)

Cast: Emily Deschanel as Dr. Temperance Brennan, David Boreanaz as FBI Special Agent Seeley Booth, TJ Thyne as Dr. Jack Hodgins, Michaela Conlin as Angela Montenegro, Eric Millegan as Zack Addy, Jonathan Adams as Dr. Daniel Goodman.

Guest Cast:  John M. Jackson as Sam Cullen; Zeljko Ivanek as Carl Decker; Jake Cherry as Donovan Decker; Marc Jablon as Asst. U.S. Attorney Weeks; Suzanne Cryer as Agent Pickering; Jaime Ray Newman as Stacy Goodyear; Sarah Ann Schultz as Maria Semov; Lawrence Pressman as Trent Seward; Alexa Fischer as Sharon Pomeroy; Ben Parrillo as Special Agent Stone.


--“HOUSE”—(9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

HOUSE AND THE TEAM TAKE ON
THE CASE OF A HURRICANE KATRINA VICTIM
AND CUDDY SEARCHES FOR A SPERM DONOR
ON "HOUSE" FRIDAY, FEBRUARY 29, ON FOX

D.B. Sweeney Guest-Stars

A 16-year-old female Hurricane Katrina victim suffering from hallucinations about the tragedy is brought to House by his ex-bandmate Crandall (guest star D.B. Sweeney) who tells House he recently found out she’s his daughter. House takes the case despite feeling more pain than usual in his leg. He wants to run a paternity test to make sure his friend is not being scammed, but Crandall refuses.  As the team treats the patient, House still has his suspicions, and when her treatment requires a bone marrow transplant, Crandall offers himself up, but must be tested to see if he’s a match (while still refusing the paternity test). As House works his way through the girl’s lies to find clues to diagnose and treat her, he is forced to tell some lies of his own.  Meanwhile, Cuddy asks House to review two medical files, and it doesn’t take long for him to figure out that she’s looking for a sperm donor. But House takes the search a step further and sets Cuddy up for a big surprise in the “Who’s Your Daddy?” episode of HOUSE airing Friday, Feb. 29 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT).  (HOU-223) (TV-14 L)

Cast: Hugh Laurie as Dr. Gregory House; Lisa Edelstein as Dr. Lisa Cuddy; Omar Epps as Dr. Eric Foreman; Robert Sean Leonard as Dr. James Wilson; Jennifer Morrison as Dr. Allison Cameron; Jesse Spencer as Dr. Robert Chase.

Guest Cast: D.B. Sweeney as Crandall; Aasha Davis as Leona; Christopher Carley as John Linehan; Tuffet Schmelzle as Young Mother; Owen Pearce as Max; America Olivo as Ingrid; Krista Lewis as Flight Attendant.




SATURDAY, MARCH 1

--“COPS: COAST TO COAST”—(8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.
               
DRUNK, DISTURBING BEHAVIOR CAPTURED ON
“COPS: COAST TO COAST”
SATURDAY, MARCH 1, ON FOX

When officers in Rialto, CA, respond to a disturbance call, an intoxicated suspect attempts to flee on foot. In Las Vegas, NV, officers conduct a bait car operation, and when the suspect drives off in the vehicle, a chase ensues through a crowded casino parking lot. Also featured are officers in Wichita, KS, who arrive at the scene of a domestic disturbance where it’s very apparent that there’s been physical violence on an all-new COPS: COAST TO COAST on Saturday, March 1 (8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (CP-2018) (TV-PG L)


--“COPS: 700TH EPISODE SPECIAL EDITION”—(8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) CC

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

ENCORE AIRING OF 700TH EPISODE SPECIAL EDITION CUFFS VIEWERS
ON “COPS: 700TH EPISODE SPECIAL EDITION”
SATURDAY, MARCH 1, ON FOX

Since the pioneering reality series debuted in 1989, COPS, in its 20th season, has consistently outperformed its competition and has cemented a place in history as one of the longest-running primetime entertainment programs. The series was instrumental in launching the reality genre with its video vérité style. COPS cameras have filmed in over 140 U.S. cities and captured over 2,000 arrests. Tonight COPS celebrates its landmark 700th episode with a vintage, action-packed half-hour of cameras following officers as they patrol and encounter unpredictable suspects and circumstances on the COPS 700TH EPISODE SPECIAL EDITION Saturday, March 1 (8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (CP-2008) (TV-PG)




--“AMERICA’S MOST WANTED: AMERICA FIGHTS BACK”—(9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC

“AMERICA’S MOST WANTED: AMERICA FIGHTS BACK”
CONTINUES ITS PURSUIT OF JUSTICE
SATURDAY, MARCH 1, ON FOX

AMERICA’S MOST WANTED: AMERICA FIGHTS BACK takes on the nation's hottest crime issues. This crime-fighting program focuses on capturing fugitives, protecting victims and empowering citizens within the criminal justice system. The series also takes an in-depth look at laws that harm victims, champions the cause of lawmakers fighting to protect victims' rights and presents news of recent captures, convictions and missing children cases. AMERICA’S MOST WANTED: AMERICA FIGHTS BACK airs Saturday, March 1 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (MW-2122) (TV-PG V)

Host: John Walsh




--“MADtv”—(11:00 PM-Midnight ET/PT) CC

JERRY SPRINGER HOSTS
“MADtv” SATURDAY, MARCH 1, ON FOX

FOX’s Emmy Award-winning late-night comedy series features the king of outrageous behavior himself, Jerry Springer (The Jerry Springer Show, America’s Got Talent, Dancing With the Stars). Springer hosts “MADtv Ruined My Life: The Outrageous Sketches That Shocked a Nation” on MADtv Saturday, March 1 (11:00 PM-Midnight ET/PT) on FOX.  (MD-1301) (TV-14 D, L, S, V)

Guest Cast: Jerry Springer

Contact: Janice Rosas  310-369-0979  janice.rosas@fox.com
--“TALKSHOW WITH SPIKE FERESTEN”—(Midnight-12:30 AM ET/PT) CC

THOMAS DEKKER AND MARK WALBERG GUEST
ON “TALKSHOW WITH SPIKE FERESTEN”
SATURDAY, MARCH 1, ON FOX

Thomas Dekker (TERMINATOR: THE SARAH CONNOR CHRONICLES) and Mark L. Walberg (THE MOMENT OF TRUTH) join Spike for interviews and irreverent comedy sketches on TALKSHOW WITH SPIKE FERESTEN airing Saturday, March 1 (Midnight-12:30AM ET/PT) on FOX.  (SPK-213) (TV-14 D, L)

Host: Spike Feresten

Guest Cast: Thomas Dekker and Mark L. Walberg





SUNDAY, MARCH 2


--“ARE YOU SMARTER THAN A 5TH GRADER?”—(7:00-8:00 PM PT) CC

CLASS IS BACK IN SESSION
ON “ARE YOU SMARTER THAN A 5TH GRADER?”
THURSDAY, MARCH 2, ON FOX

Unlike the typical game show that measures intelligence, ARE YOU SMARTER THAN A 5th GRADER? tests adults’ lack of knowledge – as revealed by how much they’ve forgotten since elementary school. New grownup contestants will again find themselves in a classroom setting, revisiting their youth, as they tackle subjects they’ve already been taught, ranging from art to geography and math to social studies. However, the players are not alone. There is a way for contestants to “cheat” in this classroom. The adults will have the opportunity to get some help from real grade-schoolers, who will offer what they think is the correct a-n-s-w-e-r on tonight’s episode of ARE YOU SMARTER THAN A 5TH GRADER? Sunday, March 2 (7:00-8:00 PM PT) on FOX.  (AYS-107) (TV-PG)

Host: Jeff Foxworthy



[EDITOR’S NOTE: Due to the preceding live coverage of the Las Vegas 400, ARE YOU
SMARTER THAN A 5TH GRADER? airs on the West Coast only.]


--“THE SIMPSONS”—(8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) CC
 
BART HAS TO FIGURE OUT WHO THE SNITCH IS
ON “THE SIMPSONS” SUNDAY, MARCH 2, ON FOX

Topher Grace (“That 70s Show”) Makes Guest-Voice Appearance

When a new, tough-looking kid at school named Donny teams up with Bart to help him carry out his pranks, Bart thinks he has found his ultimate partner in crime. However, when Bart’s seemingly foolproof pranks begin to backfire, Groundskeeper Willie warns Bart that he smells a rat in Bart’s group of friends. With Principal Skinner on his case and the possibility of expulsion on the horizon, Bart must figure out who he can trust and who he must get rid of before it is too late. Meanwhile, Homer receives a fancy loaner car after Marge damages their old car in an accident, and he grows extremely attached to his new set of luxury wheels in “The Debarted” episode of THE SIMPSONS airing Sunday, March 2 (8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (SI-1906) (TV-PG D, S, V)

Voice Cast: Dan Castellaneta as Homer Simpson; Julie Kavner as Marge Simpson; Nancy Cartwright as Bart Simpson; Yeardley Smith as Lisa Simpson; Hank Azaria as Moe; Harry Shearer as Skinner; Pamela Hayden as Milhouse; Tress MacNeille as Dolph

Guest Voice Cast: Topher Grace as Donny; Terry Gross as herself; Marcia Wallace as Mrs. Krabapple




--“KING OF THE HILL”—(8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC

DECEIT DRIVES HANK TO DRASTIC MEASURES
ON “KING OF THE HILL”
SUNDAY, MARCH 2, ON FOX

Ted Danson and Fred Willard Make Guest-Voice Appearances

When Peggy needs a new car, Hank insists they buy from Tom Hammond (Ted Danson) his go-to salesman for 25 years. With her heart set on a convertible, Peggy begins the negotiation behind Hank’s back and gets the price down considerably. Hank catches her and agrees to buy the convertible, provided he can make the deal himself. Tom jacks the price back up to sticker and tells Hank he’s getting a deal. When Peggy discovers how much Hank paid, she realizes he’s been swindled on every car he’s ever bought. She tries to keep Hank from finding out, but he does and becomes disillusioned and depressed. When he confronts Tom on all the years of lies, Tom says that he’s a salesman and it’s what he does. To exact justice, Hank places flyers reading “Tom Hammond’s World of Lies!” on the cars in Tom’s lot early one morning. He is joined by a group of radical college students, one of whom he met in the copy shop the day before. As Hank drives away, the students blow up a number of cars. Hank is arrested since he was the only person on the surveillance tapes—the students dressed in black and crawled on the ground—but Tom Hammond doesn’t press charges. He tells Officer Brown (Fred Willard) that if Hank Hill looks you in the eye and says he didn’t do something, he didn’t do it. The truth is Tom doesn’t believe Hank’s innocence, but knows Hank would fight the charges, which would mean bad publicity for Tom’s dealership in the “The Accidental Terrorist” episode of KING OF THE HILL airing Sunday, Feb. 17 (8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (KH-1204) (TV-PG)

Voice Cast: Mike Judge as Hank Hill and Boomhauer, Kathy Najimy as Peggy Hill, Pamela S. Adlon as Bobby Hill, Brittany Murphy as Luanne, Tom Petty as Lucky, Johnny Hardwick as Dale, Stephen Root as Bill

Guest Voice Cast: Ted Danson as Tom Hammond, Fred Willard as Officer Brown





--“FAMILY GUY”—(9:00-9:30 PM ET/PT) CC

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

BRIAN AND CLEVELAND COMPETE FOR LOVE
ON “FAMILY GUY”
SUNDAY, MARCH 2, ON FOX

Dissatisfied with his current love life, Brian decides to slow things down when he meets the girl of his dreams, Carolyn. However, Cleveland soon sweeps Carolyn off her feet, and Brian must do anything her can to win her back, even if it means involving Cleveland’s ex-wife, Loretta, on the “Love Blactually” episode of FAMILY GUY (9:00-9:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (FG-603) (TV-14 D, L, S, V)

Voice Cast: Seth MacFarlane as Peter Griffin, Stewie Griffin, Brian Griffin, and Quagmire; Alex Borstein as Lois Griffin; Seth Green as Chris Griffin; Mila Kunis as Meg Griffin; Mike Henry as Cleveland.

Guest Voice Cast: Kat Foster as Carolyn; John Viener as Announcer, Announcer #2, Baseball Announcer #2, Fjurg Van Der Ploeg, Henry Kissinger, Mark Wahlberg and Matthew Fox; Alec Sulkin as Baseball Announcer #1 and Voice; Ralph Garman as Conductor, Reporter and Voice in Bushes; Kirker Butler as First Caterpillar, Man, Member of Symphony; Alex Breckenridge as Jane, Kate and Roxanne; Patrick Warburton as Joe; Meredith Baxter as herself; Danny Smith as Second Caterpillar, Suitor, T.V. Announcer.



** SERIES PREMIERE** - UNHITCHED - (9:30 PM-10:00 PM ET/PT) – CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

LOOKING FOR LOVE IN ALL THE WRONG PLACES ON
THE SERIES PREMIERE OF ‘UNHITCHED’
SUNDAY, MARCH 2, ON FOX

Executive-Produced and Directed by Bobby and Peter Farrelly
(“There’s Something About Mary,” “Dumb & Dumber”)

Executive-produced and directed by The Farrelly Brothers (“Something About Mary,” “Dumb & Dumber,” “Stuck on You”) UNHITCHED is a new comedy series set in Boston following four friends learning the painful lessons of starting over in their 30s, who go about looking for true love in all the wrong places.

In the opener, Jack “Gator” Gately (Craig Bierko, “Scary Movie 4,” “Boston Legal”) finds himself ill-prepared to re-enter the dating scene as a blind date goes bananas for him; his friend and neighbor Kate finds big things come in small packages when she dates a member of the Boston Celtics; and Indian-born Dr. Freddy learns that love isn’t cheap with the woman of your dreams. UNHITCHED’s “Pilot” episode premieres Sunday, March 2 (9:30-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (UNH-101) (TV-14 D, L, S)



Cast: Craig Bierko as Jack “Gator” Gately; Rashida Jones as Kate; Shaun Majumder as Freddy; Johnny Sneed as Tommy

Guest Cast: Paul Pierce as Himself; Ryan Gomes as Himself; Eliza Coupe as Julia; Lauren Bowles as Annie; Kate Hodge as Katherine; Erinn Bartlett as Nikki; Ben Giroux as Tim; Dan Murphy as Herb
 

Primetime Listings

SUNDAY, FEBRUARY 17

[EDITOR’S NOTE: Due to the preceding live coverage of the Daytona 500, AMERICAN DAD at
7:00 PM airs on the West Coast only.]

--“AMERICAN DAD”—(7:00-7:30 PM PT) CC

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

BUSH FALLS OFF THE WAGON
ON “AMERICAN DAD”
SUNDAY, FEBRUARY 17, ON FOX

When Stan enters an essay-writing contest to have his personal hero, President Bush, come over for dinner, he is overcome with joy when the President arrives at his doorstep. However, not everyone in the Smith family shares Stan’s excitement. Hayley tries to drill Pres. Bush on the Iraq war, and Steve and Roger attempt to convince him that they’ve found Osama Bin Laden but instead get him drunk after 15 years of sobriety. Stan tries to save the President from public humiliation while Haley revels in his fall from glory in the “Bush Comes to Dinner” episode of AMERICAN DAD Sunday, Feb. 17 (7:00-7:30 PM PT) on FOX.  (DAD-213) (TV-14 D, L)

Voice Cast: Seth MacFarlane as Stan Smith, Roger the Alien and Franz; Wendy Schaal as Francine Smith; Rachael MacFarlane as Hayley; Scott Grimes as Steve; and Dee Bradley Baker as Klaus and President Bush.

Guest Cast: Patrick Stewart as Bullock; Stephen Root as Dick and Co-Worker #4; and Bobby Lee as Korean Man.




--“KING OF THE HILL”—(7:30-8:00 PM ET/PT) CC

LADYBIRD’S TERRIBLE TANTRUM
ON “KING OF THE HILL”
SUNDAY, FEBRUARY 17, ON FOX

Hank turns to a “dog spiritualist” when Ladybird begins to act up around loud noises.  The spiritualist informs Hank that his lack of leadership skills is the source of Ladybird’s tantrums, so Hank learns some canine commands. When Ladybird doesn’t respond to Hank, the spiritualist encourages him to try different approaches. Hank thinks Ladybird needs to be around other elderly people, so the Hill family takes her to a nursing home where she seems at peace. When a loud thunderstorm rolls in and throws Ladybird back into her old ways, the Hill family becomes determined to find out what is wrong with the pooch in the “Doggone Crazy” episode of KING OF THE HILL airing Sunday, Feb. 17 (7:30-8:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (KH-1201) (TV-PG)

Voice Cast: Mike Judge as Hank Hill & Boomhauer; Kathy Najimy as Peggy Hill; Pamela S. Adlon as Bobby Hill; Brittany Murphy as Luanne; Tom Petty as Lucky; Johnny Hardwick as Dale and Stephen Root as Bill.

Guest Voice Cast: Fred Willard as Officer Brown

--“THE SIMPSONS”—(8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) CC
 
WHEN HOMER AND MARGE GET TRAPPED IN A TUNNEL OF LOVE,
THREE VALENTINE’S DAY STORIES OF SPRINGFIELDIAN LOVE UNFOLD
ON “THE SIMPSONS” SUNDAY, FEBRUARY 17, ON FOX

To celebrate Valentine’s Day, Homer takes Marge to the Tunnel of Love at a carnival.  But when Bart pulls a prank involving some Jell-O, they become hopelessly stranded. Homer tries to cheer Marge up by recounting some of the greatest love stories of all time, beginning with Bonnie and Clyde (as Marge and Homer) who steal each others’ hearts as they rob their town dry. Next, Marge tells the story of two dogs, Sadie (Marge) and Scamp (Homer), in her take on “Lady and the Tramp.” Lastly, Bart spins the final romantic tale in his recounting of the rock-and-roll romance of the The Sex Pistols when Nancy Spungeon (Lisa) falls for the rebellious Sid Vicious (Nelson) in the “Love, Springfieldian Style” episode of THE SIMPSONS airing Sunday, Feb. 17 (8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (SI-1905) (TV-PG D, L, S, V)

Voice Cast: Dan Castellaneta as Homer Simpson; Julie Kavner as Marge Simpson; Nancy Cartwright as Bart Simpson; Yeardley Smith as Lisa Simpson; Hank Azaria as Moe; Harry Shearer as Skinner; Pamela Hayden as Milhouse; Tress MacNeille as Witch; Russi Taylor as Martin




--“KING OF THE HILL”—(8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC

DALE SABOTAGES LOVE
ON “KING OF THE HILL”
SUNDAY, FEBRUARY 17, ON FOX

Melinda Clarke (“The O.C.”) Makes Guest-Voice Appearance

Bill becomes involved with a single mother, Charlene (Clarke) who has returned to Arlen after being away for some years. When Charlene introduces her two children to Hank, Dale and Boomhauer, Dale immediately dislikes her oldest, Kate. He confides in Hank that he thinks something is wrong with Kate and that he intends to get to the bottom of it.  Hank tells him to leave it alone but Dale steals a sample of Kate’s hair and orders a DNA analysis. When the test discovers similarities between Kate’s DNA and Joseph’s, his son, and realizes that they are half-siblings. He hypothesizes the same aliens that impregnated Nancy also impregnated Charlene with his genetic material to start a Dale-based master race. Not wanting Bill to raise his daughter, Dale tries to sabotage his relationship by asking John Redcorn to seduce Charlene. John soon realizes that Charlene is a woman he slept with years ago, although he knew her only by her stage name on the “Untitled Blake McCormack” episode of KING OF THE HILL airing Sunday, Feb. 17 (8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (KH-1203) (TV-PG)

Voice Cast: Mike Judge as Hank Hill & Boomhauer; Kathy Najimy as Peggy Hill; Pamela S. Adlon as Bobby Hill; Brittany Murphy as Luanne; Tom Petty as Lucky; Johnny Hardwick as Dale and Stephen Root as Bill.

Guest Voice Cast: Melinda Clarke



--“FAMILY GUY”—(9:00-9:30 PM ET/PT) CC

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

JAMES WOODS RETURNS TO QUAHOG
ON “FAMILY GUY”
SUNDAY, FEBRUARY 17, ON FOX

James Woods and Barry Manilow Make Special Guest-Voice Appearances

James Woods returns after being locked in a crate to seek revenge against Peter. First, James steals Peter’s identity and moves in as head of the Griffin household. Then, Peter goes out and ruins James career and image on the “Back to the Woods” episode of FAMILY GUY airing Sunday, Feb. 17 (9:00-9:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (FG-602) (TV-14 D, L, S, V)

Voice Cast: Seth MacFarlane as Peter Griffin, Stewie Griffin, Brian Griffin, and Quagmire; Alex Borstein as Lois Griffin; Seth Green as Chris Griffin; Mila Kunis as Meg Griffin; Mike Henry as Cleveland.

Guest Voice Cast: James Woods as himself, Barry Manilow as himself




--“AMERICAN DAD”—(9:30-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

STAN IS A COLD-HEARTED KILLER
ON “AMERICAN DAD”
SUNDAY, FEBRUARY 17, ON FOX

Francine pushes Stan to open up to her emotionally, but she gets more than she bargained for when he tells her that he killed her best friend Julie's husband. Meanwhile, Roger plays psychiatrist to help them work through their issues on the "Widowmaker” episode of AMERICAN DAD airing Sunday, Feb. 17 (9:30-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (DAD-310) (TV-14 D, L, V)

Voice Cast: Seth MacFarlane as Stan Smith and Roger the Alien; Wendy Schaal as Francine Smith; Rachael MacFarlane as Hayley; Scott Grimes as Steve; and Dee Bradley Baker as Klaus.




 
MONDAY, FEBRUARY 18


**WINTER FINALE**—“PRISON BREAK”—(8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

A FAMILIAR FACE ENTERS SONA AS ANOTHER LEAVES FOREVER
ON THE WINTER FINALE OF “PRISON BREAK”
MONDAY, FEBRUARY 18, ON FOX

Michael & Lincoln must handover Whistler to Susan so they can save LJ and Sofia’s lives; Mahone seizes a golden opportunity; T-Bag shows Sona who’s boss; a familiar face enters Sona as another leaves it in a body bag on the “The Art of the Deal” Winter Finale of PRISON BREAK Monday, Feb. 18 (8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (PB-313) (TV-14 V)

Cast: Dominic Purcell as Lincoln Burrows; Wentworth Miller as Michael Scofield; Amaury Nolasco as Fernando Sucre; Robert Knepper as Theodore “T-Bag” Bagwell; Wade Williams as Brad Bellick; Robert Wisdom as Lechero; Chris Vance as James Whistler; Danay Garcia as Sofia Lugo; and Jodi Lyn O’Keefe as Susan B. Anthony; with William Fichtner as Alexander Mahone

Guest Cast: Marshall Allman as LJ Burrows; Carlo Alban as McGrady; Joseph Melendez as Rafael; Gustavo Mellado as Alphonso Gallego; Crystal Mantecon as Sister Mary Francis




--“TERMINATOR: THE SARAH CONNOR CHRONICLES”— (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

FLASH BACK TO THE FUTURE ON
“TERMINATOR: THE SARAH CONNOR CHRONICLES”
MONDAY, FEBRUARY 18, ON FOX

While fighting for his life and moving in and out of consciousness, a stranger remembers life in the future and his personal battle against the machines. Meanwhile, Sarah finds herself trying to explain the past to Charley in the “Dungeons and Dragons” episode of TERMINATOR: THE SARAH CONNOR CHRONICLES airing Monday, Feb. 18 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (SCC-109) (TV-14 L, V)

Cast: Lena Headey, Thomas Dekker, Summer Glau and Richard T. Jones

Guest Cast:  Brian Austin Green as a Stranger; Dean Winters as Charley Dixon






TUESDAY, FEBRUARY 19


**2-HOUR EPISODE**—“AMERICAN IDOL”—Top 12 Boys Compete—(8:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p In Stereo

THE TOP 12 BOYS PERFORM
ON A SPECIAL TWO-HOUR “AMERICAN IDOL”
TUESDAY, FEBRUARY 19, ON FOX

Of the 24 semifinalists chosen last week, the Top 12 boys will perform for America for the first time. Then it’s up to the viewers to vote for their favorites. Who will survive and who will go home? Don’t miss this special two-hour “Top 12 Boys Compete” episode of AMERICAN IDOL airing Tuesday, Feb. 19 (8:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (ID-714/715) (TV-PG L)

Host: Ryan Seacrest

Judges: Paula Abdul, Simon Cowell and Randy Jackson



[EDITOR’S NOTE: HOUSE is preempted this night.]



WEDNESDAY, FEBRUARY 20


**2-HOUR EPISODE—“AMERICAN IDOL”—12 Girls Compete—(8:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-In Stereo

THE TOP 12 GIRLS PERFORM
ON A SPECIAL TWO-HOUR “AMERICAN IDOL”
WEDNESDAY, FEBRUARY 20, ON FOX

Of the 24 semifinalists chosen last week, the Top 12 girls will perform for America for the first time. Then it’s up to the viewers to vote for their favorites. Who will survive and who will go home? Don’t miss this special two-hour “Top 12 Girls Compete” edition of AMERICAN IDOL Wednesday, Feb. 20 (8:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (ID-716/717) (TV-PG L)

Host: Ryan Seacrest

Judges: Paula Abdul, Simon Cowell and Randy Jackson



[EDITOR’S NOTE: THE MOMENT OF TRUTH is preempted this night.]


THURSDAY, FEBRUARY 21


--“AMERICAN IDOL RESULTS SHOW”—4 Voted Off Live—(8:00-9:00 PM ET live/PT tape-delayed) CC-HDTV 720p-In Stereo

FIRST LIVE RESULTS SHOW
ON “AMERICAN IDOL”
THURSDAY, FEBRUARY 21, ON FOX

The 24 semifinalists performed for America this week, and the viewers have determined their fate. Tonight, four contestants – two males and two females – will go home, leaving 20 finalists vying for the American Idol crown. Who will make it through the first round of cuts? Find out on the first live AMERICAN IDOL Results Show, “4 Voted Off Live,” Thursday, Feb. 21 (8:00-9:00 PM ET live/PT tape-delayed) on FOX.  (ID2-714A-717A) (TV-PG L)

Host: Ryan Seacrest

Judges: Paula Abdul, Simon Cowell and Randy Jackson



[EDITOR’S NOTE: ARE YOU SMARTER THAN A 5TH GRADER? is preempted this night.]


--“DON’T FORGET THE LYRICS!”—(9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC

WHO WILL GET THE PRIZE AT THE END OF THE RAINBOW?
FIND OUT ON “DON’T FORGET THE LYRICS!”
THURSDAY, FEBRUARY 21, ON FOX

We all think we know the words to popular songs, but when there’s a million dollars at stake, will contestants be able to keep singing when the music stops? Or will they be at a loss for words? On this exciting new game show, contestants choose songs from different genres, decades and musical artists. Then they take center stage to sing alongside the studio band as the lyrics are projected on screen – but suddenly the music stops and the words disappear. Will the contestants belt out the correct missing lyric or freeze under pressure? Wayne Brady hosts DON’T FORGET THE LYRICS! airing Thursday, Feb. 21 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (LYR-125) (TV-PG)

Host: Wayne Brady







FRIDAY, FEBRUARY 22


--“BONES”—(8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

BRENNAN FACES OFF WITH HER FORMER MENTOR AFTER A GIRL’S DECOMPOSED REMAINS ARE FOUND IN A REFRIGERATOR
ON “BONES” FRIDAY, FEBRUARY 22, ON FOX

Josh Hopkins Guest-Stars

Brennan’s former forensic anthropology professor—and ex-lover—Dr. Michael Stires, surprises her with a visit to her lab at the Jeffersonian while in town to interview for a job.  While they make plans to have dinner together that evening, Booth wheels in a soiled refrigerator, revealing the decomposed remains of a young woman inside. As Brennan and her team go to work to uncover clues as to what may have happened Booth discovers an old ransom note sent to the girl’s parents shortly after she disappeared. Booth and Brennan determine the supposed kidnapping was a hoax and Booth makes an arrest in the case. When Bones is called in as an expert witness, she is shocked to discover the defense has brought in an expert of their own in “The Girl in the Fridge” episode of BONES airing Friday, Feb. 22 (8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (BON-108) (TV-14 D, L, S)  

Cast: Emily Deschanel as Dr. Temperance Brennan, David Boreanaz as FBI Special Agent Seeley Booth, TJ Thyne as Dr. Jack Hodgins, Michaela Conlin as Angela Montenegro, Eric Millegan as Zack Addy, Jonathan Adams as Dr. Daniel Goodman.

Guest Cast: Josh Hopkins as Michael Stires; Keith Sellon-Wright as Brian Schilling; Kate McNeil as Audrey Schilling; Rachel Miner as Mary Costello; Ross McCall as Scott Costello; Matt Ross as Neil Meredith; Alicia Coppola as Joy Deaver; Leonard Roberts as D.A. Andrew Levitt; Patti Yasutake as Federal Judge Lang; Lou Richards as Dr. Barragan




--“HOUSE”—(9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

PA: Due to some graphic content, viewer discretion is advised.

HOUSE AND THE TEAM TAKE ON TWO CASES AT ONCE
WHEN THEY ATTEMPT TO SAVE THE LIVES
OF A YOUNG MOTHER AND HER NEWBORN SON
ON "HOUSE" FRIDAY, FEBRUARY 22, ON FOX

When young mother Kara has a seizure while bathing her child, it causes the near drowning of her newborn son. Unable to determine the cause of Kara’s seizures, House and the team race to find what's wrong with her while simultaneously trying to bring her infant back to life. When both mother and son develop complications, Kara’s husband must make some very difficult decisions. Kara’s husband learns some shocking information about his wife and struggles to deal with his newfound emotions towards her.  Meanwhile, Foreman has returned to work and is struggling to regain normalcy in his life after his brain biopsy, Chase admits he needs a break and House investigates why Cuddy has asked Wilson on a date in the “Forever” episode of HOUSE airing Friday, Feb. 22 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (HOU-222) (TV-14 D, L)

Cast: Hugh Laurie as Dr. Gregory House; Lisa Edelstein as Dr. Lisa Cuddy; Omar Epps as Dr. Eric Foreman; Robert Sean Leonard as Dr. James Wilson; Jennifer Morrison as Dr. Allison Cameron; Jesse Spencer as Dr. Robert Chase.

Guest Cast: Hillary Tuck as Kara; Kip Pardue as Brent; Toni Lewis is NICU nurse; Kevin Moon as EMT.





SATURDAY, FEBRUARY 23


--“COPS: STUPID CRIMINALS #3 SPECIAL EDITION”—(8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) CC

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

COUPLE INTERRUPTED DURING
INTIMATE MOMENT STIMULATES VIOLENCE
ON “COPS: STUPID CRIMINALS #3 SPECIAL EDITION”
SATURDAY, FEBRUARY 23, ON FOX

When officers in Kansas City, MO, pursue a vehicle driven by a homicide suspect, the chase comes to a climatic conclusion when the car careens into a gas station. In Rialto, CA, officers respond to a domestic-violence call involving an angry woman hammering her man for not having enough respect for their intimacy. An officer and his K-9 partner in Sacramento, CA, track an extremely drunk driver on an all-new “COPS: STUPID CRIMINALS #3 SPECIAL EDITION” airing Saturday, Feb. 23 (8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (CP-2015) (TV-PG L)




--“COPS: WAR ON DRUGS #2 SPECIAL EDITION”—(8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) CC

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.
               
ILLEGAL SUBSTANCES SEND SUSPECTS INTO LEGAL SYSTEM 
ON “COPS: WAR ON DRUGS #2 SPECIAL EDITION”
SATURDAY, FEBRUARY 23, ON FOX

When officers patrol the streets of Las Vegas, NV; Kansas City, MO; and Rialto, CA, to fight the war on drugs, skittish suspects attempt to hide their habits by eating, stashing and ditching evidence. One suspect, who is on probation, conceals more than narcotics and faces additional charges on an all-new COPS: WAR ON DRUGS #2 SPECIAL EDITION Saturday, Feb. 23 (8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (CP-2017) (TV-PG L)




--“AMERICA’S MOST WANTED: AMERICA FIGHTS BACK”—(9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC

“AMERICA’S MOST WANTED: AMERICA FIGHTS BACK”
 GOES TO NEW ORLEANS FOR A SPECIAL EDITION
OF 'COPS HELPING COPS'
SATURDAY, FEBRUARY 23, ON FOX

Since its establishment in 2006, Cops Helping Cops has worked to raise money, collect materials and recruit volunteers to build homes for New Orleans police officers. This Saturday, AMW teams up with Cops Helping Cops to offer one deserving New Orleans officer a chance to rebuild a life left in ruin following Hurricane Katrina. While in the Crescent City, AMW hunts down fugitives in the New Orleans area and across the country on the “New Orleans Special Edition” of AMERICA’S MOST WANTED: AMERICA FIGHTS BACK airing Saturday, Feb. 23 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (MW-2121) (TV-PG V)

Host: John Walsh



--“MADtv”—(11:00 PM-Midnight ET/PT) CC

“MADtv” THROWS AN OSCAR-WINNING PUNCH
WHEN SUSAN SARANDON HOSTS
“MADtv’s MOST WANTED”
SATURDAY, FEBRUARY 23, ON FOX

Academy Award winner Susan Sarandon (“Dead Man Walking,” “Thelma and Louise”) hosts “MADtv’s Most Wanted.” Fan-favorite sketches featuring Michael McDonald as “Stuart,” Alex Borstein as “Miss Swan,” Mo Collins as “Lorraine” and Nicole Sullivan as “The Vancome Lady” fill this special edition of MADtv airing Saturday, Feb. 23 (11:00 PM-Midnight ET/PT) on FOX.  (MD-1304) (TV-14 D)

Guest Host: Susan Sarandon



--“TALKSHOW WITH SPIKE FERESTEN”—(Midnight-12:30 AM ET/PT) CC

DAVID KOECHNER JOINS IN THE LATE-NIGHT HUMOR
ON “TALKSHOW WITH SPIKE FERESTEN”
SATURDAY, FEBRUARY 23, ON FOX

Actor David Koechner (“Reno 911! Miami” and “Balls of Fury”) makes a special guest appearance to sit and share some knee-slapping jokes with Spike Feresten. Meanwhile, TALKSHOW features more trademark sketches on an all-new episode of TALKSHOW WITH SPIKE FERESTEN airing Saturday, Feb. 23 (Midnight-12:30 AM ET/PT) on FOX.  (SPK-212) (TV-14 L)

Host: Spike Feresten

Guest Cast: David Koechner


SUNDAY, FEBRUARY 24

[EDITOR’S NOTE: Due to the preceding live coverage of the California 400, ARE YOU
SMARTER THAN A 5TH GRADER? airs on the West Coast only.]

--“ARE YOU SMARTER THAN A 5TH GRADER?”—(7:00-8:00 PM PT) CC

CLASS IS BACK IN SESSION
ON “ARE YOU SMARTER THAN A 5TH GRADER?”
SUNDAY, FEBRUARY 24, ON FOX

Unlike the typical game show that measures intelligence, ARE YOU SMARTER THAN A 5th GRADER? tests adults’ lack of knowledge – as revealed by how much they’ve forgotten since elementary school. New grownup contestants will again find themselves in a classroom setting, revisiting their youth, as they tackle subjects they’ve already been taught, ranging from art to geography and math to social studies. However, the players are not alone. There is a way for contestants to “cheat” in this classroom. The adults will have the opportunity to get some help from real grade-schoolers, who will offer what they think is the correct a-n-s-w-e-r on tonight’s episode of ARE YOU SMARTER THAN A 5TH GRADER? Sunday, Feb. 24 (7:00-8:00 PM PT) on FOX. (AYS-104) (TV-PG)

Host: Jeff Foxworthy




--“THE SIMPSONS”—(8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) CC

HOMER WAKES UP WITH NO RECOLLECTION OF THE PAST 24 HOURS AND DISCOVERS THAT MARGE AND THE KIDS ARE NOWHERE TO BE FOUND ON “THE SIMPSONS” SUNDAY, FEBRUARY 24, ON FOX

Homer wakes up one morning only to find himself outdoors and covered with snow.  With no recollection of what happened the night before, aside from a lingering hangover, Homer makes his way home only to find his entire family missing. Hopelessly confused, Homer makes his way to Moe’s bar, where Moe reveals that Homer drank a “Forget-Me-Shot” the night before – a drink is so potent, it wipes out a the last 24 hours of one’s memory.  When Wiggum informs Homer of a domestic disturbance at his house the night before, Homer begins to worry that he may have done something awful. As he probes his cloudy memory to unravel the mystery, Homer turns to Professor Frink, who hooks him up to a device that allows him to explore his memories, and he interacts with his Memory Family to piece together the night’s events in the “Eternal Moonshine of the Simpson Mind” episode of THE SIMPSONS Sunday, Feb. 24 (8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (SI-1902) (TV-PG D, L, S, V)

Voice Cast: Dan Castellaneta as Homer Simpson; Julie Kavner as Marge Simpson; Nancy Cartwright as Bart Simpson; Yeardley Smith as Lisa Simpson; Hank Azaria as Moe; Harry Shearer as Skinner; Tress MacNeille as Little Boy



 
--“THE SIMPSONS”—(8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC

“THE SIMPSONS” SERVE UP SPOOKTACULAR TALES
OF THE STRANGE AND THE SUPERNATURAL
IN THEIR ANNUAL BONE-CHILLING HALLOWEEN SPECIAL
“TREEHOUSE OF HORROR XVIII”
SUNDAY, FEBRUARY 24, ON FOX

The frightfest begins in “Mr. and Mrs. Simpson” as Homer and Marge leave for what appears to be an ordinary day. But Homer is living a double life as a secret agent, and he is assigned to eliminate Kent Brockman. When a mysterious woman blocks Homer’s shot and tries to kill Brockman herself, Homer finds that his competition “hits” a little too close to home. In “E.T. Go Home,” Bart and Lisa come to the aid of Kodos the space alien, who’s hiding from the government. Kodo asks them to help him obtain a long list of devices so he can reconnect with his home planet, but his intentions prove to be anything but friendly. In the final Halloween scare, “Heck House,” Bart, Lisa and their friends spend Halloween night pulling pranks on unsuspecting people in Springfield. But when they go too far, Flanders decides he’s going to spook them straight. Transforming the church into the “Heck House,” Flanders is filled with supernatural power and subjects the children to his wrath of seven deadly sins in the “Treehouse of Horror XVIII” episode of THE SIMPSONS airing Sunday, Feb. 24 (8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (SI-1816) (TV-14 D, L, S, V)

Voice Cast: Dan Castellaneta as Homer Simpson; Julie Kavner as Marge Simpson; Nancy Cartwright as Bart Simpson; Yeardley Smith as Lisa Simpson; Hank Azaria as Moe; Harry Shearer as Skinner; Pamela Hayden as Milhouse; Tress MacNeille as Mrs. Skinner.



--“FAMILY GUY”—(9:00-9:30 PM ET/PT) CC

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

BRIAN’S IN THE DOGHOUSE
ON “FAMILY GUY” SUNDAY, FEBRUARY 24, ON FOX

Drew Barrymore Makes a Guest Voice Appearance

When Peter convinces Brian to move in with his dense girlfriend Jillian (Drew Barrymore), she ends up smothering him, but he keeps her around for the lovin’. Stewie moves in with them to help pay the rent, but he tries to get Brian back on the playing field by throwing him a drunken party and interfering with their relationship. Meanwhile, Meg gets a job at the local convenience store, as does Chris, who gets chummy with the manager, Carl. While Chris and Carl talk about their favorite movies, Meg is saddled with all the hard work. She eventually stands up for herself and as a result gets fired in the “Movin’ Out (Brian’s Song)” episode of FAMILY GUY airing Sunday, Feb. 24 (9:00-9:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (FG-514) (TV-14 D, L, S)

Voice Cast: Seth MacFarlane as Peter Griffin, Stewie Griffin, Brian Griffin, and Quagmire; Alex Borstein as Lois Griffin; Seth Green as Chris Griffin; Mila Kunis as Meg Griffin; Mike Henry as Cleveland.

Guest Voice Cast: Drew Barrymore


--“AMERICAN DAD”—(9:30-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

FRANCINE PUTS THE DESPERATE IN DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES
ON “AMERICAN DAD”
SUNDAY, FEBRUARY 24, ON FOX

As Stan continues to dominate the household, Francine finds herself idolizing a group of women who seem to have it all. She tries to impress them and even lies in order to gain acceptance into their group, until she realizes they aren’t as perfect as they seem. Meanwhile, loyalties are tested when Stan gets a new best friend in the “Not Particularly Desperate Housewives” episode of AMERICAN DAD airing Sunday, Feb. 24 (9:30-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (DAD-116) (TV-14 D)

Voice Cast: Seth MacFarlane as Stan Smith, Roger the Alien, Deacon and Greg; Wendy Schaal as Francine Smith and Delta Burke; Rachael MacFarlane as Hayley; Scott Grimes as Steve; and Dee Bradley Baker as Klaus.

Guest Voice Cast: Megyn Price as Linda; Eric Edwards as Manager; Molly Shannon as Kristy; Paget Brewster as Casey; Michael G. Hagerty as Cop #1 and Editor; Mike Barker as Terry and Researcher; Freddy Rodriguez as Hector; Patrick Stewart as Bullock and Jill Talley as Fat Lady and Female Officer.

 

 

 

 

 

SUNDAY, FEBRUARY 10

[EDITOR’S NOTE 1: Due to the preceding live coverage of the 38th Annual Pro Bowl, ARE YOU SMARTER THAN A 5TH GRADER? at 7:00 PM airs on the West Coast only.]
[EDITOR’S NOTE 2: AMERICAN DAD at 9:30 PM is preempted this night.]
[EDITOR’S NOTE 3: KING OF THE HILL at 8:30 PM replaces the previously announced episode of THE SIMPSONS.]

--“ARE YOU SMARTER THAN A 5TH GRADER?”—(7:00-8:00 PM PT) CC

CLASS IS IN SESSION
ON “ARE YOU SMARTER THAN A 5th GRADER?”
SUNDAY, FEBRUARY 10, ON FOX

Contestants try to graduate toward the top prize of $1 million in this atypical quiz show that tests adults’ lack of knowledge – as revealed by how much they’ve forgotten since elementary school. Grownups find themselves in a classroom setting, revisiting their youth, as they tackle subjects they’ve already been taught, ranging from art to geography and math to social studies. However, the players are not alone. There is a way for contestants to “cheat” in this classroom. The adults have the opportunity to get some help from real grade-schoolers, who will offer what they think is the correct a-n-s-w-e-r on ARE YOU SMARTER THAN A 5TH GRADER? airing Sunday, Feb. 10 (7:00-8:00 PM PT) on FOX.  (AYS-103) (TV-PG)

Host: Jeff Foxworthy




--“THE SIMPSONS”—(8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) CC

MARGE LAUNCHES A GYM FOR “REGULAR WOMEN”
AND HOMER TAKES EXTREME MEASURES TO GET HIMSELF INTO SHAPE
ON “THE SIMPSONS” SUNDAY, FEBRUARY 10, ON FOX

Jack Black Makes a Guest Voice Appearance

Much to the Comic Book Guy’s chagrin, Bart, Lisa and Milhouse check out a new comic book store called Coolsville, where they are treated like royalty by a friendly comic book buff named Milo (guest voice Jack Black). Coolsville attracts some real-life comic book creators, such as Alan Moore, Art Spiegelman and Dan Clowes (guest-voicing as themselves), and the Comic Book Guy wages war on Coolsville in an attempt to win back his customers. Meanwhile, Marge decides her middle-aged physique could use some help, and she launches a gym for “regular women.” Marge’s gym becomes wildly successful and as her fame grows, Homer fears she will dump him for a younger, more fit guy. Homer decides to take matters into his own hands to get into shape in the “Husbands and Knives” episode of THE SIMPSONS airing Sunday, Feb. 10 (8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (SI-1817) (TV-PG D, S, V)

Voice Cast: Dan Castellaneta as Homer Simpson; Julie Kavner as Marge Simpson; Nancy Cartwright as Bart Simpson; Yeardley Smith as Lisa Simpson; Hank Azaria as Moe; Pamela Hayden as Milhouse; Tress MacNeille as Dolph; Russi Taylor as Martin



Guest Voice Cast: Jack Black as Milo, Dan Clowes as himself; Alan Moore as himself; Art Spiegelman as himself.




--“KING OF THE HILL”—(8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC

LUNCH TRUCKS BATTLE FOR SUPREMACY
ON “KING OF THE HILL”
SUNDAY, FEBRUARY 10, ON FOX

Super Bowl XLII on FOX Halftime Entertainer Tom Petty Makes Guest-Voice Appearance

When the Arlen City Council bans the sale of foods containing trans fats, Sugarfoot’s Restaurant goes out of business. Hank, who feels the ban is an infringement on freedom, encourages Strickland to fix things. Strickland’s solution to the problem is to sell his delicious, trans-fatty foods on a lunch truck so he can evade the law. Bribery and police corruption ensue, and Hank begins to have second thoughts on his activism to repeal the ban. However, before he can back out, a rival lunch truck (Rooster’s Roost) terrorizes the Sugarfoot truck, and a turf war develops. The fierce competition convinces Hank to stay on board with Sugarfoot’s until they can shut Rooster’s down. With the help of a reporter, Hank puts his best investigative skills to the test and becomes determined to unearth evidence to bring Rooster’s down and show the city council that sometimes the world just needs tasty, unhealthy fare in the “Trans-Fascism” episode of KING OF THE HILL airing Sunday, Feb. 10 (8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (KH-1202) (TV-PG)

Voice Cast: Mike Judge as Hank Hill & Boomhauer; Kathy Najimy as Peggy Hill; Pamela S. Adlon as Bobby Hill; Brittany Murphy as Luanne; Tom Petty as Lucky; Johnny Hardwick as Dale and Stephen Root as Bill.




**1-HOUR EPISODE**—“FAMILY GUY”—(9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

STEWIE’S DREAM BECOMES REALITY,
BUT SENDS HIM RUNNING FOR HIS LIFE
ON “FAMILY GUY” SUNDAY, FEBRUARY 10, ON FOX

Simon Cowell, Randy Jackson and Paula Abdul
Make Guest Voice Appearances

Lois and Peter go on a cruise, leaving Stewie and the family behind. Upset with Lois for leaving him at home, Stewie vows to kill Lois. When Brian challenges him to actually do it, Stewie stows away on the ship and attempts to carry out his plan. When Lois goes missing, all of Quahog assumes she’s dead, but she returns and names Stewie as her killer. Stewie goes on the run while Joe leads a manhunt around Quahog. In the meantime, Stewie tries to take over the world and finds time to audition for AMERICAN IDOL. Meanwhile, Lois realizes that she must stop Stewie in the special 1-hour “Stewie Kills Lois/Lois Kills Stewie” episode of FAMILY GUY airing Sunday, Feb. 10 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (FG-517/518) (TV-14 D, L, S, V)
Voice Cast: Seth MacFarlane as Peter Griffin, Stewie Griffin, Brian Griffin, and Quagmire; Alex Borstein as Lois Griffin; Seth Green as Chris Griffin; Mila Kunis as Meg Griffin; Mike Henry as Cleveland.

Guest Voice: Simon Cowell as himself; Randy Jackson as himself; Paula Abdul as herself.





MONDAY, FEBRUARY 11


--“PRISON BREAK”—(8:00 PM-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

MICHAEL LEADS THE INMATES ON THE ESCAPE FROM SONA
ON AN ALL-NEW “PRISON BREAK”
MONDAY, FEBRUARY 11, ON FOX

Michael and his fellow inmates make their break from Sona, but the escape doesn’t go as planned for all of them on the “Hell or High Water” episode of PRISON BREAK airing Monday, Feb. 11 (8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (PB-312) (TV-14 L, V)

Cast: Dominic Purcell as Lincoln Burrows; Wentworth Miller as Michael Scofield; Amaury Nolasco as Fernando Sucre; Robert Knepper as Theodore “T-Bag” Bagwell; Wade Williams as Brad Bellick; Robert Wisdom as Lechero; Chris Vance as James Whistler; Danay Garcia as Sofia Lugo; and Jodi Lyn O’Keefe as Susan B. Anthony; with William Fichtner as Alexander Mahone

Guest Cast: Marshall Allman as LJ Burrows; Carlo Alban as McGrady; Joseph Melendez as Rafael; Gustavo Mellado as Alphonso Gallego




--“TERMINATOR: THE SARAH CONNOR CHRONICLES”—(9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

IT’S ALL IN THE GAME ON
“TERMINATOR: THE SARAH CONNOR CHRONICLES”
MONDAY, FEBRUARY 11, ON FOX

Brian Austin Green Joins the Cast

When Sarah’s friend Andy submits his computer into a chess competition, she revaluates his computer’s capabilities and worries where it could all lead. During the chess match, Sarah comes face-to-face with a stranger whose history is closely tied to hers.  Meanwhile at school, Cameron gets called into grief counseling and John makes a new friend in shop class. Agent Ellison discovers remnants from a terminator battle in the “Queen’s Gambit” episode of TERMINATOR: THE SARAH CONNOR CHRONICLES airing Monday, Feb. 11 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (SCC-104) (TV-14 L, V)
Cast: Lena Headey, Thomas Dekker, Summer Glau and Richard T. Jones

Guest Cast: Brian Austin Green as the Stranger; Dean Winters as Charley Dixon; Garret Dillahunt as Laszlo/Cromartie; Brendan Hines as Andy Goode;  Matt McColm as Vick; Neil Hopkins as Mr. Harris; Kristina Apgar as Cheri; Jose Luis Chavez as Morris; Mark Ivanir as Dimitri; Josue Aguirre as Bobo; Sonya Walger as Michelle; and John De Vito as Young John.





TUESDAY, FEBRUARY 12

[EDITOR’S NOTE: HOUSE is preempted this night.]

--“AMERICAN IDOL”—“Hollywood Round”—(8:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p- In Stereo

“AMERICAN IDOL” CONTESTANTS TRY TO SURVIVE
THE HOLLYWOOD AUDITIONS
TUESDAY, FEBRUARY 12, ON FOX

Contestants chosen from around the nation endure a grueling rehearsal schedule and pressure-packed auditions as they vie for a coveted spot among the Top 24. Who will survive and who will go home? Don’t miss the “Hollywood Round” episode of AMERICAN IDOL airing Tuesday, Feb. 12 (8:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (ID-711/712) (TV-PG L)

Host: Ryan Seacrest

Judges: Paula Abdul, Simon Cowell and Randy Jackson





WEDNESDAY, FEBRUARY 13


--“AMERICAN IDOL”—“Top 24 Chosen”—(8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p- In Stereo

THE 24 SEMIFINALISTS ARE REVEALED TONIGHT
ON “AMERICAN IDOL”
WEDNESDAY, FEBRUARY 13, ON FOX

Contestants chosen from around the nation have endured the grueling schedule and high-pressure auditions of the Hollywood Round, hoping to impress the judges and secure one of the 24 semifinalist spots. Tonight the judges make their final cuts to determine the Top 24. The Top 12 males and Top 12 females will be revealed in the “Top 24 Chosen” episode of AMERICAN IDOL airing Wednesday, Feb. 13 (8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (ID-713) (TV-PG L)

Host: Ryan Seacrest

Judges: Paula Abdul, Simon Cowell and Randy Jackson



--“THE MOMENT OF TRUTH”—(9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC

HONESTY PAYS…UP TO $500,000
ON “THE MOMENT OF TRUTH”
WEDNESDAY, FEBRUARY 13, ON FOX

On THE MOMENT OF TRUTH participants answer 21 increasingly personal questions honestly, as determined by a polygraph, to win half-a-million dollars. Of course, the questions are easier when the stakes are low – but as the prize amount increases, they will be challenged to fess up to matters they might normally lie about. The touchier questions could be especially difficult because participants reveal their answers in front of spouses, relatives and friends – who are hanging on every word. What deep dark secret will someone divulge for hundreds of thousands of dollars on THE MOMENT OF TRUTH Wednesday, Feb. 13 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (MOT-104) (TV-14 D)

Host: Mark L. Walberg





THURSDAY, FEBRUARY 14

[EDITOR’S NOTE: ARE YOU SMARTER THAN A 5TH GRADER? and DON’T FORGET THE
LYRICS! are preempted this night.]

--“THE 39th NAACP IMAGE AWARDS”—(8:00-10:00 PM ET Live/PT Tape-Delayed) CC

“THE 39TH NAACP IMAGE AWARDS”
AIRING LIVE THURSDAY, FEBRUARY 14, ON FOX

Stevie Wonder and Aretha Franklin to Receive Special Honors

THE 39TH NAACP IMAGE AWARDS honors the achievements of people of color in film, literature, music and television. Stevie Wonder and Aretha Franklin will accept special honors. Some of the year’s biggest stars will make appearances on THE 39TH NAACP IMAGE AWARDS airing Thursday, Feb. 14 (8:00-10:00 PM ET live/PT tape-delayed) on FOX.  (SP-0831) (TV-PG) 








FRIDAY, FEBRUARY 15

[EDITOR’S NOTE: BONES is preempted this night.]

--“HOUSE”—(8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

A JOURNALIST’S HEAD INJURY RESULTS IN UNINTELLIGIBLE SPEECH, LEAVING HOUSE AND HIS TEAM AT A LOSS; AND THE HEAT IS TURNED UP BETWEEN HOUSE AND STACY WHEN THEY’RE OUT OF TOWN
ON "HOUSE" FRIDAY, FEBRUARY 15, ON FOX

Sela Ward and Michael O’Keefe Guest-Star

Journalist Fletcher Stone (guest star Michael O’Keefe) collapses at his editor’s retirement party and hits his head on a table. When he comes to, his sentences don’t make sense, and he is rushed to Princeton Plainsboro Teaching Hospital.  Since House and Stacy are out of town defending House’s Medicaid billings, the team struggles to solve the case on its own. Meanwhile, House and Stacy realize they still have feelings for each other, and when a storm comes through Baltimore, their return flight is cancelled and they are forced to share a hotel room together – further turning up the heat between them.  Frustrated since he thinks he’s speaking normally, Fletcher tries hopelessly to communicate with Foreman, Cameron and Chase, but they can’t decipher what he’s trying to tell them. As his organs rapidly deteriorate, the team enlists House’s help to help crack the code to try to save Fletcher’s life before it’s too late in the "Failure to Communicate” episode of HOUSE airing Friday, Feb. 15 (8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (HOU-210) (TV-14 D, L, S)

Cast: Hugh Laurie as Dr. Gregory House; Lisa Edelstein as Dr. Lisa Cuddy; Omar Epps as Dr. Eric Foreman; Robert Sean Leonard as Dr. James Wilson; Jennifer Morrison as Dr. Allison Cameron; Jesse Spencer as Dr. Robert Chase.

Guest Cast: Sela Ward as Stacy Warner; Michael O’Keefe as Fletcher Stone; Erica Gimpel as Elizabeth Stone; Mimi Kennedy as Greta; Bruce French as Peter Foster; Pat Caldwell as Mary Jean; Derek Anthony as Guard; Amy Margolis as Mother; Michael Len as 9 Year Old Boy.


 

**SPECIAL ENCORE EPISODE**—“HOUSE”—(9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

A DOCTOR AT THE SOUTH POLE FALLS GRAVELY ILL
AND MUST BECOME HER OWN PATIENT AS HOUSE AND HIS TEAM
RESORT TO A VERY UNCONVENTIONAL METHOD OF DIAGNOSIS
ON "HOUSE" FRIDAY, FEBRUARY 15, ON FOX

Academy Award Winner Mira Sorvino Guest Stars

Special Encore Airing of Post-Super Bowl Episode

When Dr. Cate Milton (guest star Mira Sorvino), a psychiatrist trapped at the South Pole and the research station's only doctor, becomes ill in the middle of her assignment, she and Dr. House are thrust into a long-distance relationship of sorts.  Unable to get Cate out or any additional medical supplies to the South Pole station, House and his team must resort to treating her via webcam. House and his team walk the doctor through a series of makeshift and painful diagnostic tests she must perform on herself. Cate pushes back at House's every recommendation, and is unwilling to risk valuable station medical supplies until he can provide valid proof for his diagnoses each step of the way.  While House and his team helplessly watch her condition worsen, House's usually icy demeanor surprisingly softens as he searches for ways to save her life. Meanwhile, House does some detective work of his own and is surprised to learn who Wilson has been dating in the “Frozen” episode of HOUSE airing Friday, Feb. 15 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (HOU-411) (TV-14 D, L)

Cast: Hugh Laurie as Dr. Gregory House; Lisa Edelstein as Dr. Lisa Cuddy; Omar Epps as Dr. Eric Foreman; Robert Sean Leonard as Dr. James Wilson; Jennifer Morrison as Dr. Allison Cameron; Jesse Spencer as Dr. Robert Chase; Peter Jacobson as Dr. Chris Taub; Kal Penn as Dr. Lawrence Kutner; Olivia Wilde as Thirteen

Guest Cast: Mira Sorvino as Dr. Cate Milton; Jeff Hephner as Sean; Bobbin Bergstrom as Nurse





SATURDAY, FEBRUARY 16


--“COPS: BAD GIRLS SPECIAL EDITION #11”—(8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) CC

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

WILD WOMEN WITH WACKY AND TACKY BEHAVIOR HEADLINE
“COPS: BAD GIRLS SPECIAL EDITION #11”
SATURDAY, FEBRUARY 16, ON FOX

When an officer in Riverside, CA, spots a woman with a warrant out for her arrest, a struggle ensues and the wild woman wrestles with the officer until backup arrives. In Las Vegas, NV, an officer encounters a stolen vehicle case which reveals the details of a woman making a desperate drug deal. Also, in Pomona, CA, a stolen-vehicle suspect is questioned and officers are reminded that looks can be deceiving on an all-new COPS: BAD GIRLS SPECIAL EDITION #11 airing Saturday, Feb. 16 (8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (CP-2035) (TV-PG L)




--“COPS: CHASES AND TAKEDOWNS SPECIAL EDITION”—(8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.
               
SCARED SUSPECTS SACKED ON
“COPS: CHASES TAKEDOWNS SPECIAL EDITION”
SATURDAY, FEBRUARY 16, ON FOX

When officers patrolling an area known for drug use in Portland, OR, discover drug-related behavior, they are forced to tackle the suspect as he attempts to swallow the evidence. In Spokane, WA, officers respond to a suspicious-behavior call about a prowler, and when the suspect is approached, he takes flight through a neighborhood. In Leon County, FL, a K-9 unit is used to detain a suspect fleeing in a stolen vehicle on an all-new COPS: CHASES AND TAKEDOWNS SPECIAL EDITION airing Saturday, Feb. 16 (8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (CP-2024) (TV-PG L)



[EDITOR’S NOTE: CP-2024 replaces the previously announced episode of COPS at 8:30 PM.]


--“AMERICA’S MOST WANTED: AMERICA FIGHTS BACK”—(9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC

“AMERICA’S MOST WANTED: AMERICA FIGHTS BACK”
 SEARCHES FOR POSSIBLE SERIAL KILLER IN BOCA RATON
SATURDAY, FEBRUARY 16, ON FOX

Boca Raton, FL, detectives are working hard to find out who brutally murdered Nancy Bochicchio and her young daughter, Joey, on December 12, 2007. The murders bear an eerie similarity to two other unsolved cases in the area, particularly one involving another mother and young child earlier that year in the same mall parking garage. Could there be a serial killer stalking Boca Raton? Tune in to AMERICA’S MOST WANTED: AMERICA FIGHTS BACK airing Saturday, Feb. 16 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (MW-2120) (TV-PG V)

Host: John Walsh



[EDITOR’S NOTE: Please note the updated episode description for AMERICA’S MOST WANTED.]


--“MADtv”—(11:00 PM-Midnight ET/PT) CC

NATURE CALLS BOBBY LEE ON
 “MADtv” SATURDAY, FEBRUARY 16, ON FOX

Bobby Lee takes on nature in “Lee vs. Wild,” and parodies of “The Women’s Murder Club” and BBC tickle your funny bone on an all-new episode of MADtv airing Saturday, Feb. 16 (11:00 PM-Midnight ET/PT) on FOX.  (MD-1311) (TV-14 D, L, S) 

Cast: Crista Flanagan, Keegan-Michael Key, Bobby Lee, Michael McDonald, Arden Myrin, Nicole Parker, Jordan Peele, Anjelah Johnson, Johnny Sanchez III, Dan Oster and Daheli Hall.

Contact: Janice Rosas  310-369-0979  janice.rosas@fox.com


--“TALKSHOW WITH SPIKE FERESTEN”—(Midnight-12:30 AM ET/PT) CC

TIM HEIDECKER AND ERIC WAREHEIM FROM
“TIM AND ERIC AWESOME SHOW, GREAT JOB!”
ON “TALKSHOW WITH SPIKE FERESTEN”
SATURDAY, FEBRUARY 16, ON FOX

Tim Heidecker and Eric Wareheim from Cartoon Network’s “Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job!” stop by to chat with Spike. The off-the-wall humor and side-splitting antics will keep you laughing until the wee hours of the morning on an all-new episode of TALKSHOW WITH SPIKE FERESTEN airing Saturday, Feb. 16 (Midnight-12:30AM ET/PT) on FOX.  (SPK-219) (TV-14 D, L, S, V)





Host: Spike Feresten

Guest Cast: Tim Heidecker and Eric Wareheim



[EDITOR’S NOTE: Please note the updated guest cast information for TALKSHOW WITH SPIKE FERESTEN.]



SUNDAY, FEBRUARY 17

[EDITOR’S NOTE: Due to the preceding live coverage of the Daytona 500, AMERICAN DAD at
7:00 PM airs on the West Coast only.]

--“AMERICAN DAD”—(7:00-7:30 PM PT) CC

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

BUSH FALLS OFF THE WAGON
ON “AMERICAN DAD”
SUNDAY, FEBRUARY 17, ON FOX

When Stan enters an essay-writing contest to have his personal hero, President Bush, come over for dinner, he is overcome with joy when the President arrives at his doorstep. However, not everyone in the Smith family shares Stan’s excitement. Hayley tries to drill Pres. Bush on the Iraq war, and Steve and Roger attempt to convince him that they’ve found Osama Bin Laden but instead get him drunk after 15 years of sobriety. Stan tries to save the President from public humiliation while Haley revels in his fall from glory in the “Bush Comes to Dinner” episode of AMERICAN DAD Sunday, Feb. 17 (7:00-7:30 PM PT) on FOX.  (DAD-213) (TV-14 D, L)

Voice Cast: Seth MacFarlane as Stan Smith, Roger the Alien and Franz; Wendy Schaal as Francine Smith; Rachael MacFarlane as Hayley; Scott Grimes as Steve; and Dee Bradley Baker as Klaus and President Bush.

Guest Cast: Patrick Stewart as Bullock; Stephen Root as Dick and Co-Worker #4; and Bobby Lee as Korean Man.




--“KING OF THE HILL”—(7:30-8:00 PM ET/PT) CC

LADYBIRD’S TERRIBLE TANTRUM
ON “KING OF THE HILL”
SUNDAY, FEBRUARY 17, ON FOX

Hank turns to a “dog spiritualist” when Ladybird begins to act up around loud noises.  The spiritualist informs Hank that his lack of leadership skills is the source of Ladybird’s tantrums, so Hank learns some canine commands. When Ladybird doesn’t respond to Hank, the spiritualist encourages him to try different approaches. Hank thinks Ladybird needs to be around other elderly people, so the Hill family takes her to a nursing home where she seems at peace. When a loud thunderstorm rolls in and throws Ladybird back into her old ways, the Hill family becomes determined to find out what is wrong with the pooch in the “Doggone Crazy” episode of KING OF THE HILL airing Sunday, Feb. 17 (7:30-8:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (KH-1201) (TV-PG)

Voice Cast: Mike Judge as Hank Hill & Boomhauer; Kathy Najimy as Peggy Hill; Pamela S. Adlon as Bobby Hill; Brittany Murphy as Luanne; Tom Petty as Lucky; Johnny Hardwick as Dale and Stephen Root as Bill.

Guest Voice Cast: Fred Willard as Officer Brown




--“THE SIMPSONS”—(8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) CC
 
WHEN HOMER AND MARGE GET TRAPPED IN A TUNNEL OF LOVE,
THREE VALENTINE’S DAY STORIES OF SPRINGFIELDIAN LOVE UNFOLD
ON “THE SIMPSONS” SUNDAY, FEBRUARY 17, ON FOX

To celebrate Valentine’s Day, Homer takes Marge to the Tunnel of Love at a carnival.  But when Bart pulls a prank involving some Jell-O, they become hopelessly stranded. Homer tries to cheer Marge up by recounting some of the greatest love stories of all time, beginning with Bonnie and Clyde (as Marge and Homer) who steal each others’ hearts as they rob their town dry. Next, Marge tells the story of two dogs, Sadie (Marge) and Scamp (Homer), in her take on “Lady and the Tramp.” Lastly, Bart spins the final romantic tale in his recounting of the rock-and-roll romance of the The Sex Pistols when Nancy Spungeon (Lisa) falls for the rebellious Sid Vicious (Nelson) in the “Love, Springfieldian Style” episode of THE SIMPSONS airing Sunday, Feb. 17 (8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (SI-1905) (TV-PG D, L, S, V)

Voice Cast: Dan Castellaneta as Homer Simpson; Julie Kavner as Marge Simpson; Nancy Cartwright as Bart Simpson; Yeardley Smith as Lisa Simpson; Hank Azaria as Moe; Harry Shearer as Skinner; Pamela Hayden as Milhouse; Tress MacNeille as Witch; Russi Taylor as Martin




--“KING OF THE HILL”—(8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC

DALE SABOTAGES LOVE
ON “KING OF THE HILL”
SUNDAY, FEBRUARY 17, ON FOX

Melinda Clarke (“The O.C.”) Makes Guest-Voice Appearance

Bill becomes involved with a single mother, Charlene (Clarke) who has returned to Arlen after being away for some years. When Charlene introduces her two children to Hank, Dale and Boomhauer, Dale immediately dislikes her oldest, Kate. He confides in Hank that he thinks something is wrong with Kate and that he intends to get to the bottom of it.  Hank tells him to leave it alone but Dale steals a sample of Kate’s hair and orders a DNA analysis. When the test discovers similarities between Kate’s DNA and Joseph’s, his son, and realizes that they are half-siblings. He hypothesizes the same aliens that impregnated Nancy also impregnated Charlene with his genetic material to start a Dale-based master race. Not wanting Bill to raise his daughter, Dale tries to sabotage his relationship by asking John Redcorn to seduce Charlene. John soon realizes that Charlene is a woman he slept with years ago, although he knew her only by her stage name on the “Untitled Blake McCormack” episode of KING OF THE HILL airing Sunday, Feb. 17 (8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (KH-1203) (TV-PG)

Voice Cast: Mike Judge as Hank Hill & Boomhauer; Kathy Najimy as Peggy Hill; Pamela S. Adlon as Bobby Hill; Brittany Murphy as Luanne; Tom Petty as Lucky; Johnny Hardwick as Dale and Stephen Root as Bill.

Guest Voice Cast: Melinda Clarke




--“FAMILY GUY”—(9:00-9:30 PM ET/PT) CC

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

JAMES WOODS RETURNS TO QUAHOG
ON “FAMILY GUY”
SUNDAY, FEBRUARY 17, ON FOX

James Woods Makes a Special Guest-Voice Appearance

James Woods returns after being locked in a crate to seek revenge against Peter. First, James steals Peter’s identity and moves in as head of the Griffin household. Then, Peter goes out and ruins James career and image on the “Back to the Woods” episode of FAMILY GUY airing Sunday, Feb. 17 (9:00-9:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (FG-602) (TV-14 D, L, S, V)

Voice Cast: Seth MacFarlane as Peter Griffin, Stewie Griffin, Brian Griffin, and Quagmire; Alex Borstein as Lois Griffin; Seth Green as Chris Griffin; Mila Kunis as Meg Griffin; Mike Henry as Cleveland.

Guest Voice Cast: James Woods as himself. 




--“AMERICAN DAD”—(9:30-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

STAN IS A COLD-HEARTED KILLER
ON “AMERICAN DAD”
SUNDAY, FEBRUARY 17, ON FOX

Francine pushes Stan to open up to her emotionally, but she gets more than she bargained for when he tells her that he killed her best friend Julie's husband. Meanwhile, Roger plays psychiatrist to help them work through their issues on the "Widowmaker” episode of AMERICAN DAD airing Sunday, Feb. 17 (9:30-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (DAD-310) (TV-14 D, L, V)

Voice Cast: Seth MacFarlane as Stan Smith and Roger the Alien; Wendy Schaal as Francine Smith; Rachael MacFarlane as Hayley; Scott Grimes as Steve; and Dee Bradley Baker as Klaus.


 

 

 

 

SUNDAY, FEBRUARY 3
 



[EDITOR’S NOTE 1: THE SIMPSONS, KING OF THE HILL, FAMILY GUY and
AMERICAN DAD are preempted this night.]           
[EDITOR’S NOTE 2: Local programming will air in primetime on the West Coast.]

**FOX SPORTS SPECIAL**—Super Bowl XLII—(6:00 PM ET-CC, 5:00 PM CT-CC, 4:00 PM MT-CC, 3:00 PM PT-CC)  CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

 

FOX SPORTS PRESENTS SUPER BOWL XLII
SUNDAY, FEBRUARY 6, ON FOX
 


Live from Glendale, AZ, SUPER BOWL XLII ON FOX marks the network’s fifth Super Bowl broadcast. Play-by-play broadcaster Joe Buck is joined by Hall of Fame quarterback and analyst Troy Aikman. Pam Oliver and Chris Myers will report from the sidelines. SUPER BOWL XLII will be seen live and on videotape by more than 800 million people in more than 230 countries, foreign locations, military installations and venues on Sunday, Feb. 3 (6:00 PM ET-CC, 5:00 PM CT-CC, 4:00 PM MT-CC, 3:00 PM PT-CC).  (SP-0829) (TV-N/A)




--“HOUSE”—(10:15-11:15 PM ET/7:15-8:15 PM PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

A DOCTOR AT THE SOUTH POLE FALLS GRAVELY ILL
AND MUST BECOME HER OWN PATIENT AS HOUSE AND HIS TEAM
RESORT TO A VERY UNCONVENTIONAL METHOD OF DIAGNOSIS
ON "HOUSE" SUNDAY, FEBRUARY 3, ON FOX

Academy Award Winner Mira Sorvino Guest Stars in Episode Immediately Following the Super Bowl
 


When Dr. Cate Milton (guest star Mira Sorvino), a psychiatrist trapped at the South Pole and the research station's only doctor, becomes ill in the middle of her assignment, she and Dr. House are thrust into a long-distance relationship of sorts.  Unable to get Cate out or any additional medical supplies to the South Pole station, House and his team must resort to treating her via webcam. House and his team walk the doctor through a series of makeshift and painful diagnostic tests she must perform on herself. Cate pushes back at House's every recommendation, and is unwilling to risk valuable station medical supplies until he can provide valid proof for his diagnoses each step of the way.  While House and his team helplessly watch her condition worsen, House's usually icy demeanor surprisingly softens as he searches for ways to save her life. Meanwhile, House does some detective work of his own and is surprised to learn who Wilson has been dating in the “Frozen” episode of HOUSE airing Sunday, Feb. 3 (10:15-11:15 PM ET/7:15-8:15 PM PT) on FOX.  (HOU-411) (TV-14 D, L)

Cast: Hugh Laurie as Dr. Gregory House; Lisa Edelstein as Dr. Lisa Cuddy; Omar Epps as Dr. Eric Foreman; Robert Sean Leonard as Dr. James Wilson; Jennifer Morrison as Dr. Allison Cameron; Jesse Spencer as Dr. Robert Chase; Peter Jacobson as Dr. Chris Taub; Kal Penn as Dr. Lawrence Kutner; Olivia Wilde as Thirteen

Guest Cast: Mira Sorvino as Dr. Cate Milton; Jeff Hephner as Sean; Bobbin Bergstrom as Nurse





 

MONDAY, FEBRUARY 4
 



--“PRISON BREAK”—(8:00 PM-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

 

MICHAEL RACES TO MAKE FINAL PREPARATIONS FOR THE ESCAPE
WHEN A DOWNPOUR FORCES HIM TO BREAK OUT OF SONA THAT NIGHT
ON AN ALL-NEW “PRISON BREAK”
MONDAY, FEBRUARY 4, ON FOX
 


Heavy rains force Michael to move up the escape timetable and break out of Sona that evening. Another inmate joins in on the escape, and T-Bag and Lechero form an alliance as Bellick hopes to form one with Mahone. Lincoln and Sucre help bring the lights down on Sona on the “Under & Out” episode of PRISON BREAK airing Monday, Feb. 4 (8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (PB-311) (TV-14 V)

Cast: Dominic Purcell as Lincoln Burrows; Wentworth Miller as Michael Scofield; Amaury Nolasco as Fernando Sucre; Robert Knepper as Theodore “T-Bag” Bagwell; Wade Williams as Brad Bellick; Robert Wisdom as Lechero; Chris Vance as James Whistler; Danay Garcia as Sofia Lugo; and Jodi Lyn O’Keefe as Susan B. Anthony; with William Fichtner as Alexander Mahone

Guest Cast: Carlo Alban as McGrady; Joseph Melendez as Rafael; Manuel Marrero as Auturo Monjares




--“TERMINATOR: THE SARAH CONNOR CHRONICLES”— (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

NO ONE IS EVER SAFE ON
“TERMINATOR: THE SARAH CONNOR CHRONICLES”
MONDAY, FEBRUARY 4 ON FOX

Garret Dillahunt To Guest-Star
 


When Sarah, Cameron and John track down stolen cargo, they become separated from John leading him to discover the future isn’t as safe as he had hoped.  Meanwhile, Agent Ellison’s murder investigation leads him to an interesting suspect in the “Heavy Metal” episode of TERMINATOR: THE SARAH CONNOR CHRONICLES airing Monday, Feb. 4 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (SCC-105) (TV-14 L, V)

Cast: Lena Headey, Thomas Dekker, Summer Glau and Richard T. Jones

Guest Cast:  Garret Dillahunt as George Laszlo; Brian Bloom as Carter; Catherine Dent as Agent Greta Simpson; Lee Thompson Young as Agent Stewart; Andy Umberger as Davidson; Linda Shing as Dolores; Sean Smiith as Dr. Lyman; Michael Dempsey as Detective; Mark Adair Rios as Crewman; Greg Eagles as Crewman 1; Hector Atreyu Ruiz as Driver;  Douglas Bennett as Guard and Taira Soo as Office Manager.





 

TUESDAY, FEBRUARY 5
 



--“AMERICAN IDOL”— Auditions—(8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

 

 “AMERICAN IDOL” CONTINUES AUDITIONS IN ATLANTA
TUESDAY, FEBRUARY 5, ON FOX
 


AMERICAN IDOL judges make one last stop in Atlanta hoping to find the next singing sensation.  Watch as thousands of hopefuls try to make their dreams come true in this all-new hour of AMERICAN IDOL Tuesday, Feb. 5 (8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (ID-709) (TV-PG L)

Host: Ryan Seacrest



--“HOUSE”—(9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

HOUSE TREATS A NEWLY-CONVERTED HASIDIC JEWISH WOMAN
AFTER SHE COLLAPSES AT HER OWN WEDDING
ON "HOUSE" TUESDAY, FEBRUARY 5, ON FOX
 


House and the team encounter a woman admitted to Princeton-Plainsboro after she collapsed at her wedding. Her test results come up negative for a variety of common diseases, which leads the team to suspect foul play. When they discover the woman had been a music producer living in the fast lane until she converted to Hasidic Judaism, House insists that people do not change so easily, and that her seemingly rash decision may have something to do with an underlying condition. The woman’s husband insists that House treat his wife for her illness, rather than for her past, but she continues to fall dangerously ill. The team must run through all possible diagnoses without disturbing her newly found religious beliefs before it is too late. Meanwhile, House is preoccupied by Wilson’s newly-outed relationship with a woman whose personality is remarkably similar to House’s in the “Don’t Ever Change” episode of HOUSE airing Tuesday, Feb. 5 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/ PT) on FOX.  (HOU-412) (TV-14 L)

Cast: Hugh Laurie as Dr. Gregory House; Lisa Edelstein as Dr. Lisa Cuddy; Omar Epps as Dr. Eric Foreman; Robert Sean Leonard as Dr. James Wilson; Jennifer Morrison as Dr. Allison Cameron; Jesse Spencer as Dr. Robert Chase; Peter Jacobson as Dr. Chris Taub; Kal Penn as Dr. Lawrence Kutner; Olivia Wilde as Thirteen

Guest Cast: Laura Silverman as Roz; Eyal Podell as Yonatan; Faye DeWitt as Mrs. Silver; Karen Strassman as Female Guest #1; Heather Sher as Female Guest #2; Bobbin Bergstrom as Nurse.





 

WEDNESDAY, FEBRUARY 6
 



--“AMERICAN IDOL”— Auditions—(8:02-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

 

AUDITIONS CONTINUE ON “AMERICAN IDOL”
WEDNESDAY, FEBRUARY 6, ON FOX
 


AMERICAN IDOL continues their quest to find the next singing superstar. Watch as thousands of hopefuls go before the judges in hopes of making it to Hollywood on this all-new hour of AMERICAN IDOL Wednesday, Feb. 6 (8:02-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (ID-710) (TV-PG L)

Host: Ryan Seacrest

Judges: Paula Abdul, Simon Cowell and Randy Jackson



--“THE MOMENT OF TRUTH”—(9:02-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC

 

HONESTY PAYS…UP TO $500,000
ON “THE MOMENT OF TRUTH”
WEDNESDAY, FEBRUARY 6, ON FOX
 


On THE MOMENT OF TRUTH participants answer 21 increasingly personal questions honestly, as determined by a polygraph, to win half-a-million dollars. Of course, the questions are easier when the stakes are low – but as the prize amount increases, they will be challenged to fess up to matters they might normally lie about. The touchier questions could be especially difficult because participants reveal their answers in front of spouses, relatives and friends – who are hanging on every word. What deep dark secret will someone divulge for hundreds of thousands of dollars on THE MOMENT OF TRUTH Wednesday, Feb. 6 (9:02-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (MOT-103) (TV-14 D)

Host: Mark L. Walberg





 

THURSDAY, FEBRUARY 7
 



--“ARE YOU SMARTER THAN A 5TH GRADER?”—(8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC

 

WILL CONTESTANTS KNOW THEIR A-B-Cs AND 1-2-3s
ON “ARE YOU SMARTER THAN A 5th GRADER?”
THURSDAY, FEBRUARY 7, ON FOX
 


Contestants try to graduate toward the top prize of $1 million in this atypical quiz show that tests adults’ lack of knowledge – as revealed by how much they’ve forgotten since elementary school. Grownups find themselves in a classroom setting, revisiting their youth, as they tackle subjects they’ve already been taught, ranging from art to geography and math to social studies. However, the players are not alone. There is a way for contestants to “cheat” in this classroom. The adults have the opportunity to get some help from real grade-schoolers, who will offer what they think is the correct a-n-s-w-e-r on ARE YOU SMARTER THAN A 5TH GRADER? Thursday, Feb. 7 (8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (AYS-218) (TV-PG)

Host: Jeff Foxworthy




--“DON’T FORGET THE LYRICS!”—(9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC

 

WILL CONTESTANTS BE ABLE TO FILL IN THE BLANK?
FIND OUT ON “DON’T FORGET THE LYRICS!”
THURSDAY, FEBRUARY 7, ON FOX
 


We all think we know the words to popular songs, but when there’s a million dollars at stake, will contestants be able to keep singing when the music stops? Or will they be at a loss for words? On this exciting new game show, contestants choose songs from different genres, decades and musical artists. Then they take center stage to sing alongside the studio band as the lyrics are projected on screen – but suddenly the music stops and the words disappear. Will the contestants belt out the correct missing lyric, or freeze under pressure? Wayne Brady hosts DON’T FORGET THE LYRICS! Thursday, Feb. 7 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (LYR-124) (TV-PG)

Host: Wayne Brady





 

FRIDAY, FEBRUARY 8
 



-“BONES”—(8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

 

BRENNAN AND BOOTH INVESTIGATE THE DEATH OF A YOUNG CHILD
WHO MAY HAVE BEEN SEXUALLY ASSAULTED
ON “BONES” FRIDAY, FEBRUARY 8, ON FOX
 


Brennan, working hard on her latest novel, is enlisted by Booth to help locate and identify the remains of Charlie, a 6-year-old who went missing from a local park. Brennan determines that Charlie was sexually assaulted before he was murdered, which leads Booth to conclude they’re on the hunt for a serial pedophile. When the prime suspect is eliminated, Booth and Brennan pay a heartbreaking visit to Charlie’s mother, Margaret, to inform her that Charlie’s killer is still on the loose. Suspicion creates uncertainty – among even the people closest to Charlie – and Brennan and Booth must investigate all leads, no matter whom the information points to in the BONES episode “A Boy in a Bush” airing Friday, Feb. 8 (8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (BON-106) (TV-14 V)  

Cast: Emily Deschanel as Dr. Temperance Brennan, David Boreanaz as FBI Special Agent Seeley Booth, TJ Thyne as Dr. Jack Hodgins, Michaela Conlin as Angela Montenegro, Eric Millegan as Zack Addy, Jonathan Adams as Dr. Daniel Goodman.

Guest Cast: Tiffany O’Hara as Student #1; Ryan Churchill as Student #2; Paul Parducci as Capt. Kyle Henning; Kathleen M. Darcy as Ellie Nelson; Natacha Roi as Margaret Sanders; Max Roeg as Skyler Nelson; Evan Ellingson as David Cook; Paul Butcher as Shawn Cook; Kirsten Severson as Lab Worker; Michelle Anne Johnson as Sara Johnston; John Sanchez as Child Advocate.




--“HOUSE”—(9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

WHEN A PATIENT NEEDS A LIVER TRANSPLANT TO GIVE HOUSE AND THE TEAM MORE TIME TO SOLVE THE CASE, AN ETHICAL DILEMMA ARISES
THAT MAY ELIMINATE THE PATIENT’S CHANCE OF SURVIVAL
ON "HOUSE" FRIDAY, FEBRUARY 8, ON FOX
 


A young woman, Hannah, hasn’t been able to sleep for 10 days. She’s brought in after she downed an entire bottle of sleeping pills and still didn’t fall asleep. Meanwhile, Cameron accuses Foreman of stealing a medical journal article she wrote; he denies stealing it, insisting he wrote his own article about the same case and it was printed before hers was submitted. As Hannah’s condition deteriorates, it becomes apparent that she will need a liver transplant to give House enough time to try to solve her case. Her girlfriend and partner, Max, is a perfect match and agrees to donate part of her liver, despite its being a very dangerous procedure. However, the team discovers vital information about Hannah and Max’s relationship, forcing them into an ethical quandary that potentially eliminates Hannah’s chance of survival in the “Sleeping Dogs Lie” episode of HOUSE airing Friday, Feb. 8 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT).  (HOU-218) (TV-14 L)

Cast: Hugh Laurie as Dr. Gregory House; Lisa Edelstein as Dr. Lisa Cuddy; Omar Epps as Dr. Eric Foreman; Robert Sean Leonard as Dr. James Wilson; Jennifer Morrison as Dr. Allison Cameron; Jesse Spencer as Dr. Robert Chase.

Guest Cast: Jayma Mays as Hannah; Dahlia Salem as Max; Julia Ling as Anne; Alice Lo as Mrs. Ling; KT Thangavelu as Surgeon; Kendall Clement as Anesthesiologist.





 

SATURDAY, FEBRUARY 9
 



**FOX SPORTS SPECIAL**—NASCAR ’08: BUD SHOOTOUT—(8:00 PM ET-CC live/5:00 PM PT-CC Live) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

 

FOX SPORTS PRESENTS THE BUD SHOOTOUT,
FIRST EVENT OF THE NASCAR NEXTEL CUP SEASON,
LIVE IN PRIMETIME
SATURDAY, FEBRUARY 9, ON FOX
 


FOX Sports presents the first event of the 2008 NASCAR Nextel Cup season. Mike Joy, Larry McReynolds and Darrell Waltrip call the action live from Daytona International Speedway at the BUD SHOOTOUT airing Saturday, Feb. 9 (8:00 PM ET-CC Live/5:00 PM PT-CC Live) on FOX.  (SP-0830) (TV-N/A)


[EDITOR’S NOTE 1: COPS at 8:00 and 8:30 PM and AMERICA’S MOST WANTED are preempted this night.]
[EDITOR’S NOTE 2: Local programming airs in primetime on the West Coast.]


--“MADtv”—(11:00 PM-Midnight ET/PT) CC

 

ALL-NEW PARODIES OF “HANNAH MONTANA”
ON “MADtv” SATURDAY, FEBRUARY 9, ON FOX
 


Crista Flanagan spoofs “Hannah Montana,” and Bobby Lee plays “Johnny Gan” on “The Johnny Gan and Pongo Show: Countdown to the Oscars” in an all-new episode of MADtv airing Saturday, Feb. 9 (11:00 PM-Midnight ET/PT) on FOX. (MD-1310) (TV-14 D, L, S)

Cast: Crista Flanagan, Keegan-Michael Key, Bobby Lee, Michael McDonald, Arden Myrin, Nicole Parker, Jordan Peele, Anjelah Johnson, Johnny Sanchez III, Dan Oster and Daheli Hall.




--“TALKSHOW WITH SPIKE FERESTEN”—(Midnight-12:30 AM ET/PT) CC

 

GET READY TO BE SPIKED
ON AN ALL-NEW “TALKSHOW WITH SPIKE FERESTEN”
SATURDAY, FEBRUARY 9, ON FOX
 


TALKSHOW with Spike Feresten will keep you rolling on the floor laughing with its irreverent comedy sketches and outstanding guests on an all-new episode of TALKSHOW WITH SPIKE FERESTEN airing Saturday, Feb. 9 (Midnight-12:30AM ET/PT) on FOX. (SPK-218) (TV-14 D, L, S, V)

Host: Spike Feresten

 

 

UNDAY, FEBRUARY 10
 


[EDITOR’S NOTE 1: Due to the preceding live coverage of the 38th Annual Pro Bowl, ARE YOU SMARTER THAN A 5TH GRADER? at 7:00 PM airs on the West Coast only.]
[EDITOR’S NOTE 2: KING OF THE HILL at 8:30 PM is preempted this night.]
[EDITOR’S NOTE 3: AMERICAN DAD at 9:30 PM is preempted this night.]
[EDITOR’S NOTE 4: KING OF THE HILL at 8:30 PM replaces the previously announced episode of THE SIMPSONS.]

--“ARE YOU SMARTER THAN A 5TH GRADER?”—(7:00-8:00 PM PT) CC

 

CLASS IS IN SESSION
ON “ARE YOU SMARTER THAN A 5th GRADER?”
SUNDAY, FEBRUARY 10, ON FOX
 


Contestants try to graduate toward the top prize of $1 million in this atypical quiz show that tests adults’ lack of knowledge – as revealed by how much they’ve forgotten since elementary school. Grownups find themselves in a classroom setting, revisiting their youth, as they tackle subjects they’ve already been taught, ranging from art to geography and math to social studies. However, the players are not alone. There is a way for contestants to “cheat” in this classroom. The adults have the opportunity to get some help from real grade-schoolers, who will offer what they think is the correct a-n-s-w-e-r on ARE YOU SMARTER THAN A 5TH GRADER? airing Sunday, Feb. 10 (7:00-8:00 PM PT) on FOX.  (AYS-103) (TV-PG)

Host: Jeff Foxworthy

 




--“THE SIMPSONS”—(8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) CC

 

MARGE LAUNCHES A GYM FOR “REGULAR WOMEN”
AND HOMER TAKES EXTREME MEASURES TO GET HIMSELF INTO SHAPE
ON “THE SIMPSONS” SUNDAY, FEBRUARY 10, ON FOX

Jack Black Makes a Guest Voice Appearance
 


Much to the Comic Book Guy’s chagrin, Bart, Lisa and Milhouse check out a new comic book store called Coolsville, where they are treated like royalty by a friendly comic book buff named Milo (guest voice Jack Black). Coolsville attracts some real-life comic book creators, such as Alan Moore, Art Spiegelman and Dan Clowes (guest-voicing as themselves), and the Comic Book Guy wages war on Coolsville in an attempt to win back his customers. Meanwhile, Marge decides her middle-aged physique could use some help, and she launches a gym for “regular women.” Marge’s gym becomes wildly successful and as her fame grows, Homer fears she will dump him for a younger, more fit guy. Homer decides to take matters into his own hands to get into shape in the “Husbands and Knives” episode of THE SIMPSONS airing Sunday, Feb. 10 (8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (SI-1817) (TV-PG D, S, V)

Voice Cast: Dan Castellaneta as Homer Simpson; Julie Kavner as Marge Simpson; Nancy Cartwright as Bart Simpson; Yeardley Smith as Lisa Simpson; Hank Azaria as Moe; Pamela Hayden as Milhouse; Tress MacNeille as Dolph; Russi Taylor as Martin

Guest Voice Cast: Jack Black as Milo, Dan Clowes as himself; Alan Moore as himself; Art Spiegelman as himself.

 




--“KING OF THE HILL”—(8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC

 

LUNCH TRUCKS BATTLE FOR SUPREMACY
ON “KING OF THE HILL”
SUNDAY, FEBRUARY 10, ON FOX

Super Bowl XLII on FOX Halftime Entertainer Tom Petty Makes Guest-Voice Appearance
 


When the Arlen City Council bans the sale of foods containing trans fats, Sugarfoot’s Restaurant goes out of business. Hank, who feels the ban is an infringement on freedom, encourages Strickland to fix things. Strickland’s solution to the problem is to sell his delicious, trans-fatty foods on a lunch truck so he can evade the law. Bribery and police corruption ensue, and Hank begins to have second thoughts on his activism to repeal the ban. However, before he can back out, a rival lunch truck (Rooster’s Roost) terrorizes the Sugarfoot truck, and a turf war develops. The fierce competition convinces Hank to stay on board with Sugarfoot’s until they can shut Rooster’s down. With the help of a reporter, Hank puts his best investigative skills to the test and becomes determined to unearth evidence to bring Rooster’s down and show the city council that sometimes the world just needs tasty, unhealthy fare in the “Trans-Fascism” episode of KING OF THE HILL airing Sunday, Feb. 10 (8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (KH-1202) (TV-PG)

Voice Cast: Mike Judge as Hank Hill & Boomhauer; Kathy Najimy as Peggy Hill; Pamela S. Adlon as Bobby Hill; Brittany Murphy as Luanne; Tom Petty as Lucky; Johnny Hardwick as Dale and Stephen Root as Bill.

 




**1-HOUR EPISODE**—“FAMILY GUY”—(9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

STEWIE’S DREAM BECOMES REALITY,
BUT SENDS HIM RUNNING FOR HIS LIFE
ON “FAMILY GUY” SUNDAY, FEBRUARY 10, ON FOX

Simon Cowell, Randy Jackson and Paula Abdul
Make Guest Voice Appearances
 


Lois and Peter go on a cruise, leaving Stewie and the family behind. Upset with Lois for leaving him at home, Stewie vows to kill Lois. When Brian challenges him to actually do it, Stewie stows away on the ship and attempts to carry out his plan. When Lois goes missing, all of Quahog assumes she’s dead, but she returns and names Stewie as her killer. Stewie goes on the run while Joe leads a manhunt around Quahog. In the meantime, Stewie tries to take over the world and finds time to audition for AMERICAN IDOL. Meanwhile, Lois realizes that she must stop Stewie in the special 1-hour “Stewie Kills Lois/Lois Kills Stewie” episode of FAMILY GUY airing Sunday, Feb. 10 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (FG-517/518) (TV-14 D, L, S, V)

Voice Cast: Seth MacFarlane as Peter Griffin, Stewie Griffin, Brian Griffin, and Quagmire; Alex Borstein as Lois Griffin; Seth Green as Chris Griffin; Mila Kunis as Meg Griffin; Mike Henry as Cleveland.

Guest Voice: Simon Cowell as himself; Randy Jackson as himself; Paula Abdul as herself.

 



 

 

 

 

 
SUNDAY, JANUARY 27
 


--“ARE YOU SMARTER THAN A 5TH GRADER?”—(7:00-8:00 PM ET/PT) CC

 

CAN YOU SPELL “SALMON”?
KELLIE PICKLER (“AMERICAN IDOL”)
TESTS HER 5TH-GRADE SKILLS FOR CHARITY
ON “ARE YOU SMARTER THAN A 5TH GRADER?”
SUNDAY, JANUARY 27, ON FOX
 


The 5th graders extend a helping hand to AMERICAN IDOL’s Kellie Pickler, who puts on her thinking cap and plays for big bucks with proceeds going to her favorite charity on a special celebrity edition of ARE YOU SMARTER THAN A 5TH GRADER? Sunday, Jan. 27 (7:00-8:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (AYS-213) (TV-PG)

Host: Jeff Foxworthy



[EDITOR’S NOTE: ARE YOU SMARTER THAN A 5TH GRADER? replaces the
previously announced episodes of AMERICAN DAD at 7:00 and 7:30.]

--“THE SIMPSONS”—(8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) CC
 
MARGE AND HOMER RECOUNT HOW HOMER SINGLEHANDEDLY
STARTED THE GRUNGE MOVEMENT DURING THE 90s
ON “THE SIMPSONS” SUNDAY, JANUARY 27, ON FOX

Weird Al Yankovic and Kurt Loder Make Guest-Voice Appearances

When Bart and Lisa discover Marge’s diploma from Springfield University, Marge reveals that she had attended the university back when she and Homer had first started dating. In a flash back, Homer gives up his dreams of becoming a musician and takes a job at his father’s laser tag warehouse to support Marge attending Springfield University. However, when Marge finds herself attracted to an offbeat professor named Professor August, Homer decides he has had enough of Marge’s wandering eye. Homer instead focuses his emotions on his music, inventing a new sound called “grunge.” As Marge continues to date the pretentious professor, Homer becomes the hottest grunge artist around, as evidenced by Weird Al’s parody of his music. But when Marge sees a special news report on MTV with Kurt Loder announcing that Homer’s band, Sadgasm, has broken up and that Homer is holed-up in a mansion hopelessly addicted to drugs, Marge must choose between her new life and her old love in the “That 90s Show” episode of THE SIMPSONS Sunday, Jan. 27 (8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (SI-1904) (TV-PG D, L, V)

Voice Cast: Dan Castellaneta as Homer Simpson; Julie Kavner as Marge Simpson; Nancy Cartwright as Bart Simpson; Yeardley Smith as Lisa Simpson; Hank Azaria as Moe; Harry Shearer as Skinner; Pamela Hayden as Buxom Coed; Tress MacNeille as Fan #1

Guest Voice Cast: Weird Al Yankovic as himself; Kurt Loder as himself


--“KING OF THE HILL”—(8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC

LUNCH TRUCKS BATTLE FOR SUPREMACY
ON “KING OF THE HILL”
SUNDAY, JANUARY 27, ON FOX

When the Arlen City Council bans the sale of foods containing trans fats, Sugarfoot’s Restaurant goes out of business. Hank, who feels the ban is an infringement on freedom, encourages Strickland to fix things. Strickland’s solution to the problem is to sell his delicious, trans-fatty foods on a lunch truck so he can evade the law. Bribery and police corruption ensue, and Hank begins to have second thoughts on his activism to repeal the ban. However, before he can back out, a rival lunch truck (Rooster’s Roost) terrorizes the Sugarfoot truck, and a turf war develops. The fierce competition convinces Hank to stay on board with Sugarfoot’s until they can shut Rooster’s down. With the help of a reporter, Hank puts his best investigative skills to the test and becomes determined to unearth evidence to bring Rooster’s down and show the city council that sometimes the world just needs tasty, unhealthy fare in the “Trans-Fascism” episode of KING OF THE HILL airing Sunday, Jan. 27 (8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (KH-1202) (TV-PG)

Voice Cast: Mike Judge as Hank Hill & Boomhauer; Kathy Najimy as Peggy Hill; Pamela S. Adlon as Bobby Hill; Brittany Murphy as Luanne; Tom Petty as Lucky; Johnny Hardwick as Dale and Stephen Root as Bill.




--“FAMILY GUY”—(9:00-9:30 PM ET/PT) CC

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

MEG FINDS TRUE LOVE
ON “FAMILY GUY”
SUNDAY, JANUARY 27, ON FOX

When a flood hits Quahog, Meg winds up in the hospital in a coma, but she wakes up to a cute med student and they immediately hit it off. After Meg recovers, Peter is very protective of her, so he drives “McCutie” away. But when Meg reveals to the family that she is pregnant, Peter forces them to get married in the “Peter’s Daughter” episode of FAMILY GUY Sunday, Jan. 27 (9:00-9:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (FG-521) (TV-14 D, L, S, V)

Voice Cast: Seth MacFarlane as Peter Griffin, Stewie Griffin, Brian Griffin, and Quagmire; Alex Borstein as Lois Griffin; Seth Green as Chris Griffin; Mila Kunis as Meg Griffin; Mike Henry as Cleveland



 
--“AMERICAN DAD”—(9:30-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

FRANCINE IS STAN’S NO. 2 GAL
ON “AMERICAN DAD”
SUNDAY, JANUARY 27, ON FOX

When Stan’s mom gets dumped for the umpteenth time by a boyfriend, she comes running to Stan for support. Feeling threatened by her always-visiting mother-in-law, Francine is determined to cut Stan’s umbilical cord and figure out what keeps going wrong with the men in her life. Like a regular Cagney & Lacey, Francine and Roger go undercover to solve the case. Meanwhile, Klaus gives Steve the ick on the "Oedipal Panties” episode of AMERICAN DAD Sunday, Jan. 27 (9:30-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (DAD-309) (TV-14 D, L, V)

Voice Cast: Seth MacFarlane as Stan Smith and Roger the Alien; Wendy Schaal as Francine Smith; Rachael MacFarlane as Hayley; Scott Grimes as Steve; and Dee Bradley Baker as Klaus.





MONDAY, JANUARY 28


--“TERMINATOR: THE SARAH CONNOR CHRONICLES”— (8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT, 7:00-8:00 PM CT, Approx. 8:30-9:30 PM MT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

IT’S TIME TO TAKE BACK THE FUTURE ON
TERMINATOR: THE SARAH CONNOR CHRONICLES
MONDAY, JANUARY 28, ON FOX

Sarah Connor struggles to keep her son John Connor safe from an enemy Terminator from the future. She uproots their lives and takes him to live in a small town in New Mexico where he befriends Cameron who ultimately becomes his protector.  Meanwhile, FBI Agent James Ellison continues his hunt for Sarah Connor in the “Pilot” episode of TERMINATOR: THE SARAH CONNOR CHRONICLES airing Monday, Jan. 28 (8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT, 7:00-8:00 PM CT, Approx. 8:30-9:30 PM MT) on FOX.  (SCC-101) (TV-14 S, V)

Cast: Lena Headey, Thomas Dekker, Summer Glau and Richard T. Jones

Guest Cast: Owain Yeoman as Cromartie; Dean Winters as Charley Dixon; Aaron Cash as Terminator; Charlayne Woodard as Terissa Dyson




**FOX NEWS SPECIAL**—STATE OF THE UNION ADDRESS—Live—(9:00 PM-CC ET/8:00 PM-CC CT/7:00 PM-CC MT/6:00 PM-CC PT) CC

FOX NEWS PRESENTS LIVE COVERAGE OF
THE STATE OF THE UNION ADDRESS
MONDAY, JANUARY 28, ON FOX

 

FOX News offers special network coverage of President Bush’s State of the Union address, live in all time zones, Monday, Jan. 28 (9:00 PM-CC ET/8:00 PM-CC CT/7:00 PM-CC MT/6:00 PM-CC PT) on FOX.  (SP-0828) (TV-N/A)



[EDITOR’S NOTE 1: TERMINATOR: THE SARAH CONNOR CHRONICLES will air prior to the State of the Union Address in all time zones except Mountain Time, where it will air immediately following the approximately 90-minute State of the Union Address.]
[EDITOR’S NOTE 2: Local programming will air after TERMINATOR: THE SARAH CONNOR CHRONICLES on the West Coast.]
[EDITOR’S NOTE 3: PRISON BREAK is preempted this night.]

 


 


TUESDAY, JANUARY 29


--“AMERICAN IDOL”— Auditions—(8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

AUDITIONS CONTINUE ON “AMERICAN IDOL”
TUESDAY, JANUARY 29, ON FOX

AMERICAN IDOL continues their quest to find the next singing superstar. Watch as thousands of hopefuls go before the judges in hopes of making it to Hollywood on this all-new hour of AMERICAN IDOL Tuesday, Jan. 29 (8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (ID-707) (TV-PG L)

Host: Ryan Seacrest



 
--“HOUSE”—(9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

PA:
Viewer discretion is advised.

A MOTHER WITH A MYSTERIOUS MEDICAL ILLNESS
MAY HAVE A SECRET THAT COULD KILL
ON “HOUSE” TUESDAY, JANUARY 29, ON FOX

Guest Star Janel Moloney in All-New Episode

House and the team treat a woman who suffers from a sudden paralysis of the hands that causes an injury to her daughter while she’s spotting her at an indoor rock-climbing wall. As House probes the woman and her injured daughter for any leads as to what might be causing her condition, House is convinced that the woman is withholding information. When the woman's daughter reveals some very descriptive details about her mother's personal life, House isn't so sure the woman hides anything about herself from the people around her, especially her daughter. As the team runs tests to find out what caused her paralysis, the woman loses her eyesight and her system begins to shut down, and House and the team are baffled as to whether it is the woman herself, or her own physiology that is lying to them. Meanwhile, House lets his team participate in a Secret Santa gift exchange, but he puts his own twist on the holiday tradition in the "It's a Wonderful Lie" episode of HOUSE airing Tuesday, Jan. 29 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (HOU-410) (TV-14 D, L)

Cast: Hugh Laurie as Dr. Gregory House; Lisa Edelstein as Dr. Lisa Cuddy; Omar Epps as Dr. Eric Foreman; Robert Sean Leonard as Dr. James Wilson; Jennifer Morrison as Dr. Allison Cameron; Jesse Spencer as Dr. Robert Chase; Peter Jacobson as Dr. Chris Taub; Kal Penn as Dr. Lawrence Kutner; Olivia Wilde as Thirteen

Guest Cast: Janel Moloney as Maggie; Liana Liberato as Jane; Cheyenne Wilbur as Minister; Scotty Maguire as Bystander, Jennifer Hall as Melanie; Anthony Starke as Roger; Bobbin Bergstrom as Nurse




 
WEDNESDAY, JANUARY 30


--“AMERICAN IDOL”— Auditions—(8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

AUDITIONS CONTINUE ON “AMERICAN IDOL”
WEDNESDAY, JANUARY 30, ON FOX

AMERICAN IDOL continues their quest to find the next singing superstar. Watch as thousands of hopefuls go before the judges in hopes of making it to Hollywood on this all-new hour of AMERICAN IDOL Wednesday, Jan. 30 (8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (ID-708) (TV-PG L)

Host: Ryan Seacrest

Judges: Paula Abdul, Simon Cowell and Randy Jackson




--“THE MOMENT OF TRUTH”—(9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC

HONESTY PAYS…UP TO $500,000
ON “THE MOMENT OF TRUTH”
WEDNESDAY, JANUARY 30 ON FOX

On THE MOMENT OF TRUTH participants are challenged to answer 21 increasingly personal questions honestly, as determined by a polygraph, to win half a million dollars. The questions are easier when the stakes are low, but as the prize amount increases, they will be challenged to fess up to matters they might normally lie about. The touchier questions could be especially difficult because participants reveal their answers in front of spouses, relatives and friends who are hanging on every word. What deep dark secret will someone divulge for hundreds of thousands of dollars on THE MOMENT OF TRUTH Wednesday, Jan. 30 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (MOT-102) (TV-14 D)

Host: Mark L. Walberg




 
THURSDAY, JANUARY 31


--“ARE YOU SMARTER THAN A 5TH GRADER?”—(8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC

WILL CONTESTANTS MAKE THE GRADE
ON “ARE YOU SMARTER THAN A 5th GRADER?”
THURSDAY, JANUARY 31, ON FOX

Contestants on this atypical quiz show that tests adults’ lack of knowledge – as revealed by how much they’ve forgotten since elementary school – have a chance to graduate toward the top prize of $1 million. Grownups find themselves in a classroom setting, revisiting their youth, as they tackle subjects they’ve already been taught, ranging from art to geography and math to social studies. The players are not alone however, they have the opportunity to get some help from real grade-schoolers, who will offer what they think is the correct a-n-s-w-e-r on ARE YOU SMARTER THAN A 5TH GRADER? Thursday, Jan. 31 (8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (AYS-216) (TV-PG)

Host: Jeff Foxworthy




--“DON’T FORGET THE LYRICS!”—(9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC

WILL CONTESTANTS BE ABLE TO FILL IN THE BLANK?
FIND OUT ON “DON’T FORGET THE LYRICS!”
THURSDAY, JANUARY 31, ON FOX

We all think we know the words to popular songs, but when there’s a million dollars at stake, will contestants be able to keep singing when the music stops? Or will they be at a loss for words? On this exciting new game show, contestants choose songs from different genres, decades and musical artists. Then they take center stage to sing alongside the studio band as the lyrics are projected on screen – but suddenly the music stops and the words disappear. Will the contestants belt out the correct missing lyric or freeze under pressure? Wayne Brady hosts DON’T FORGET THE LYRICS! Thursday, Jan. 31 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (LYR-122) (TV-PG)

Host: Wayne Brady




 
FRIDAY, FEBRUARY 1


--“BONES”—(8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

A DEATH ROW INMATE MAKES A LAST APPEAL
TO BRENNAN AND BOOTH ON “BONES”
FRIDAY, FEBRUARY 1, ON FOX

Condemned man Howard Epps is scheduled to be executed by lethal injection in 32 hours for the murder of 17-year-old April Wright.  Epps’ attorney, Amy Morton, makes a last-minute appeal to Booth, the man who arrested Epps, to re-examine the case.  Booth believes Epps is guilty, but acknowledges that the case had a few loose ends. He asks Dr. Temperance Brennan and her team of squints to review the evidence and confirm Epps’ guilt. When Brennan finds forensic anomalies in the case, and Booth turns up evidence that another man was with April Wright the night she died, they must race against the clock to stay the execution in “The Man on Death Row” episode of BONES Friday, Feb. 1 (8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (BON-104) (TV-14 D, L, V)

Cast: Emily Deschanel as Dr. Temperance Brennan, David Boreanaz as FBI Special Agent Seeley Booth, TJ Thyne as Dr. Jack Hodgins, Michaela Conlin as Angela Montenegro, Eric Millegan as Zack Addy, Jonathan Adams as Dr. Daniel Goodman.

Guest Cast: John M. Jackson as Deputy Cullen; Heavy D. as Sid Shapiro; Heath Freeman as Howard Epps; Rachelle Lafevre as Amy Morton; Marcus Ashley as Troy Pruit; Dan Gilvezan as Ken Wright; Terri Cavanaugh as Mary Wright; Edward Edwards as David Ross; Gabe Cohen as Buck Harmon; Michael Rothhaar as Judge Cohen; Michael Mantell as Larry Carlyle; Price Carson as Prison Guard; Ivan Davila as Agent #1; Sarayu Rao as TV Reporter



 
--“HOUSE”—(9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

PA:
Viewer discretion is advised.

HOUSE AND THE TEAM RACE TO PREVENT A YOUNG BOY
FROM SUFFERING THE SAME FATE AS A FORMER PATIENT
WITH IDENTICAL SYMPTOMS WHO LOST HER LIFE
ON "HOUSE" FRIDAY, FEBRUARY 1, ON FOX

It’s poker night at Princeton-Plainsboro when the hospital hosts an oncology benefit. A 6-year-old boy is brought in exhibiting symptoms that aren’t too unusual; however, when House learns of additional specifics, he jumps on the case right away. He’s seen this set of unique symptoms before – in a previous case when an elderly patient lost her life. House is convinced the boy’s case is identical and that he can predict the course of the young patient’s illness.  Relying on Wilson to stall Cuddy at the poker table so she stays out of his way on this one, House becomes increasingly frustrated and desperate to stop the young boy’s illness from progressing – in order to prevent him from suffering the same fate as the former patient in the “All In” episode of HOUSE airing Friday, Feb. 1 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (HOU-217) (TV-14 D, L)

Cast: Hugh Laurie as Dr. Gregory House; Lisa Edelstein as Dr. Lisa Cuddy; Omar Epps as Dr. Eric Foreman; Robert Sean Leonard as Dr. James Wilson; Jennifer Morrison as Dr. Allison Cameron; Jesse Spencer as Dr. Robert Chase.

Guest Cast: Laura Allen as Sarah; Mackenzie Astin as Alan; Carter Page as Ian; Al Espinosa as Dr. Wells; Michelle Harrison as Nicole.





SATURDAY, FEBRUARY 2


--“COPS: WILD CHASES SPECIAL EDITION”—(8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) CC

PA:
Viewer discretion is advised.
               
FLEEING SUSPECTS TRIGGER SIZZLING PURSUITS ON
 “COPS: WILD CHASES SPECIAL EDITION”
SATURDAY, FEBRUARY 2, ON FOX

When officers in Spokane, WA, spot a stolen truck, the suspects take off down country roads and outpace police in an off-road chase through a heavily wooded area.  As one officer attempts to keep up with the well-equipped truck, his vehicle catches fire, adding fuel to an already intense situation. Also featured are officers in Rialto, CA, and Palm Beach County, FL, encountering uncertain circumstances when they respond to calls of suspicious behavior and the suspects flee on an all-new COPS: WILD CHASES SPECIAL EDITION on Saturday, Feb. 2 (8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (CP-2034) (TV-PG L)



--“COPS: STUPID BEHAVIOR SPECIAL EDITION”--(8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.
               
SPEEDING CARS AND SLOW MINDS ON
“COPS: STUPID BEHAVIOR #1 SPECIAL EDITION”
SATURDAY, FEBRUARY 2, ON FOX

When officers in Pomona, CA, become involved in a high-speed chase, a helicopter patrols overhead, and the pursuit is terminated when the fast-moving suspect speeds through an intersection and impacts another vehicle.  Also featured are police officers patrolling the streets of Lansing, MI, and Las Vegas, NV, questioning suspects that struggle to remember their name and age on an all-new COPS: STUPID BEHAVIOR SPECIAL EDITION on Saturday, Feb.2 (8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (CP-2027) (TV-PG L)



--“AMERICA’S MOST WANTED: AMERICA FIGHTS BACK”—(9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC

“AMERICA’S MOST WANTED: AMERICA FIGHTS BACK”
CONTINUES ITS PURSUIT OF JUSTICE
SATURDAY, FEBRUARY 2, ON FOX

AMERICA’S MOST WANTED: AMERICA FIGHTS BACK takes on the nation's hottest crime issues. This crime-fighting program focuses on capturing fugitives, protecting victims and empowering citizens within the criminal justice system. The series also takes an in-depth look at laws that harm victims, champions the cause of lawmakers fighting to protect victims' rights and presents news of recent captures, convictions and missing children cases. AMERICA’S MOST WANTED: AMERICA FIGHTS BACK airs Saturday, Feb. 2 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (MW-2119) (TV-PG V)

Host: John Walsh



**ALL-NEW**—“MADtv”—(11:00 PM-Midnight ET/PT) CC

THE LATE-NIGHT LAUGHS CONTINUE
ON AN ALL-NEW “MADtv”
SATURDAY, FEBRUARY 2, ON FOX

MADtv’s refreshing humor and dead-on parodies have made this award-winning sketch comedy show a FOX Saturday-night staple. Join in the hilarity on an all-new episode of MADtv airing Saturday, Feb. 2 (11:00 PM-Midnight ET/PT) on FOX.  (MD-1309) (TV-14 D, L)

Cast: Crista Flanagan, Keegan-Michael Key, Bobby Lee, Michael McDonald, Arden Myrin, Nicole Parker, Jordan Peele, Anjelah Johnson, Johnny Sanchez III, Dan Oster and Daheli Hall.


--“TALKSHOW WITH SPIKE FERESTEN”—(Midnight-12:30 AM ET/PT) CC

LATE-NIGHT LAUGHS AND ANTICS CONTINUE
ON AN ALL-NEW “TALKSHOW WITH SPIKE FERESTEN”
SATURDAY, FEBRUARY 2, ON FOX

Spike Feresten hosts a new set of irreverent comedy sketches – both inside the studio and out in the field, while introducing new sketches and outstanding guests in an all-new episode of TALKSHOW WITH SPIKE FERESTEN airing Saturday, Feb. 2 (Midnight-12:30 AM ET/PT) on FOX.  (SPK-217) (TV-14 D, L, S, V)

Host: Spike Feresten





SUNDAY, FEBRUARY 3


[EDITOR’S NOTE 1: T
HE SIMPSONS, KING OF THE HILL, FAMILY GUY and
AMERICAN DAD are preempted this night.]           
[EDITOR’S NOTE 2:
Local programming will air in primetime on the West Coast.]

**FOX SPORTS SPECIAL**—Super Bowl XLII—(6:00 PM ET-CC, 5:00 PM CT-CC, 4:00 PM MT-CC, 3:00 PM PT-CC)  CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

FOX SPORTS PRESENTS SUPER BOWL XLII
SUNDAY, FEBRUARY 6, ON FOX

Live from Glendale, AZ, SUPER BOWL XLII ON FOX marks the network’s fifth Super Bowl broadcast. Play-by-play broadcaster Joe Buck is joined by Hall of Fame quarterback and analyst Troy Aikman. Pam Oliver and Chris Myers will report from the sidelines. SUPER BOWL XLII will be seen live and on videotape by more than 800 million people in more than 230 countries, foreign locations, military installations and venues on Sunday, Feb. 3 (6:00 PM ET-CC, 5:00 PM CT-CC, 4:00 PM MT-CC, 3:00 PM PT-CC).  (SP-0829) (TV-N/A)



 
--“HOUSE”—(10:15-11:15 PM ET/7:15-8:15 PM PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

PA:
Viewer discretion is advised.

A DOCTOR AT THE SOUTH POLE FALLS GRAVELY ILL
AND MUST BECOME HER OWN PATIENT AS HOUSE AND HIS TEAM
RESORT TO A VERY UNCONVENTIONAL METHOD OF DIAGNOSIS
ON "HOUSE" SUNDAY, FEBRUARY 3, ON FOX

Academy Award Winner Mira Sorvino Guest Stars in Episode Immediately Following the Super Bowl

When Dr. Cate Milton (guest star Mira Sorvino), a psychiatrist trapped at the South Pole and the research station's only doctor, becomes ill in the middle of her assignment, she and Dr. House are thrust into a long-distance relationship of sorts.  Unable to get Cate out or any additional medical supplies to the South Pole station, House and his team must resort to treating her via webcam. House and his team walk the doctor through a series of makeshift and painful diagnostic tests she must perform on herself. Cate pushes back at House's every recommendation, and is unwilling to risk valuable station medical supplies until he can provide valid proof for his diagnoses each step of the way.  While House and his team helplessly watch her condition worsen, House's usually icy demeanor surprisingly softens as he searches for ways to save her life. Meanwhile, House does some detective work of his own and is surprised to learn who Wilson has been dating in the “Frozen” episode of HOUSE airing Sunday, Feb. 3 (10:15-11:15 PM ET/7:15-8:15 PM PT) on FOX.  (HOU-411) (TV-14 D, L)

Cast: Hugh Laurie as Dr. Gregory House; Lisa Edelstein as Dr. Lisa Cuddy; Omar Epps as Dr. Eric Foreman; Robert Sean Leonard as Dr. James Wilson; Jennifer Morrison as Dr. Allison Cameron; Jesse Spencer as Dr. Robert Chase; Peter Jacobson as Dr. Chris Taub; Kal Penn as Dr. Lawrence Kutner; Olivia Wilde as Thirteen

Guest Cast: Mira Sorvino as Dr. Cate Milton; Jeff Hephner as Sean; Bobbin Bergstrom as Nurse
 

 

 
 
 
SUNDAY, JANUARY 20
 



**FOX SPORTS SPECIAL**— NFL ’08: NFC CHAMPIONSHIP PLAYOFFS—(6:00 PM-CC ET/3:00 PM PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

 

FOX SPORTS PRESENTS
THE NFC CHAMPIONSHIP GAME
SUNDAY, JANUARY 20, ON FOX
 


FOX Sports presents the NFC Championship Game. Teams are TBD. Play-by-play announcer Joe Buck is joined by analyst Troy Aikman to call all the action for the NFC Championship Game Sunday, Jan. 20 (6:00-CC PM ET/3:00 PM-CC PT) on FOX.  (SP-0827) (TV-N/A)



 THE SIMPSONS, KING OF THE HILL, FAMILY GUY and AMERICAN DAD are preempted this evening.]
 Local programming airs in primetime on the West Coast.]



 

MONDAY, JANUARY 21
 



--“PRISON BREAK”—(8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

 

MICHAEL’S ESCAPE PLAN COMES CRASHING DOWN,
LECHERO LOSES HIS CONTROL OVER SONA,
LINCOLN PLANS AN EXPLOSIVE END FOR SUSAN,
AND BELLICK MAY HAVE HIS LAST FIGHT
ON AN ALL-NEW “PRISON BREAK”
MONDAY, JANUARY 21, ON FOX
 


When Lechero loses his authority over Sona, Sammy causes Michael’s escape plan to come crashing down. T-Bag pressures Bellick to one more fight that will likely be his last. Lincoln and Sucre plan an explosive end for Susan on the “Dirt Nap” episode of PRISON BREAK airing Monday, Jan. 21 (8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (PB-310) (TV-14 L, V)

Cast: Dominic Purcell as Lincoln Burrows; Wentworth Miller as Michael Scofield; Amaury Nolasco as Fernando Sucre; Robert Knepper as Theodore “T-Bag” Bagwell; Wade Williams as Brad Bellick; Robert Wisdom as Lechero; Chris Vance as James Whistler; Danay Garcia as Sofia Lugo; and Jodi Lyn O’Keefe as Susan B. Anthony; with William Fichtner as Alexander Mahone

Guest Cast: Laurence Mason as Sammy; Carlo Alban as McGrady; Rey Gallegos as Cristobel; Alec Rayme as Cyrus




--“TERMINATOR: THE SARAH CONNOR CHRONICLES”— (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

SARAH MAKES HER MOVE ON
“TERMINATOR: THE SARAH CONNOR CHRONICLES”
MONDAY, JANUARY 21, ON FOX
 


Sarah pays a visit to Miles Dyson's widow looking for Skynet's creators. Her search leads her to Andy Goode, a cell phone salesman who also happens to also be the inventor of a chess playing computer known as "The Turk."  Sarah has to make a tough decision regarding her friendship with Goode. Meanwhile, John and Cameron try their best to assimilate on their first day at the new high school and John is conflicted about his role as a hero. Agent James Ellison finds himself getting closer to the truth in the “The Turk” episode of TERMINATOR: THE SARAH CONNOR CHRONICLES airing Monday, Jan. 21 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (SCC-103) (TV-14 L, V)

Cast: Lena Headey, Thomas Dekker, Summer Glau and Richard T. Jones

Guest Cast: Aaron Cash as Cromartie; Charlayne Woodard as Terissa Dyson




 

TUESDAY, JANUARY 22
 



--“AMERICAN IDOL”—San Diego Auditions—(8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-In Stereo

 

“AMERICAN IDOL” SOAKS UP SOME SUN IN SAN DIEGO
TUESDAY, JANUARY 22, ON FOX
 


AMERICAN IDOL continues its search for the next singing superstar with an all-new hour featuring the best and worst of auditions from San Diego, CA. Don’t miss the “Auditions #3: San Diego” episode of AMERICAN IDOL Tuesday, Jan. 22 (8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (ID-705) (TV-PG L)

Host: Ryan Seacrest

Judges: Paula Abdul, Simon Cowell and Randy Jackson

 
--“HOUSE”—(9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

CUDDY ORDERS HOUSE TO MAKE
A FINAL DECISION ON HIS TEAM
ON “HOUSE” TUESDAY, JANUARY 22, ON FOX
 


When Cuddy puts the pressure on House to choose the final members of his team, House deliberately assigns the candidates to a particularly challenging case – an uncooperative, over-the-hill former punk rock star with a history of drug abuse and civil disobedience. House informs the candidates their potential future depends on correctly diagnosing the patient. As the candidates race to find out if the patient is ailing due to drug abuse, an underlying disease or an unknown condition, House keeps a running tally of their efforts, making a few arbitrary point deductions along the way. Meanwhile, Wilson informs a former patient whom he had previously diagnosed with terminal cancer that he is going to live, and the news throws a wrench in the man's carpe-diem lifestyle in the "Games" episode of HOUSE airing Tuesday, Jan. 22 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (HOU-409) (TV-14 L, V)

Cast: Hugh Laurie as Dr. Gregory House; Lisa Edelstein as Dr. Lisa Cuddy; Omar Epps as Dr. Eric Foreman; Robert Sean Leonard as Dr. James Wilson; Jennifer Morrison as Dr. Allison Cameron; Jesse Spencer as Dr. Robert Chase

Guest Cast: Jeremy Renner as Quidd; Matt DeCaro as McKenna; Nick McCallum as Fred; Eli Bildner as Chris; Alex Weed as Ian; Boris Kievsky as Club Owner; Raf Mauro as Doctor; Darren S. Kim as Parent #1; Dina Defterios as Luisa Maria; Justin Brannock as Rex; Tanika Brown McKelvy as Parent #2; Kes Reed Miller as Kid #1; Olivia Everhard as Kid #2; Spencer Bridges as Kid #3; Bobbin Bergstrom as Nurse




 

WEDNESDAY, JANUARY 23
 


--“AMERICAN IDOL”—Charleston Auditions—(8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-In Stereo

 

“AMERICAN IDOL” FEELS THAT SOUTHERN HOSPITALITY
IN CHARLESTON WEDNESDAY, JANUARY 23, ON FOX
 


AMERICAN IDOL continues its search for the next singing superstar with an all-new hour featuring the best and worst of auditions from Charleston, SC. Don’t miss the “Auditions #4: Charleston” episode of AMERICAN IDOL Wednesday, Jan. 23 (8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (ID-706) (TV-PG L)

Host: Ryan Seacrest

Judges: Paula Abdul, Simon Cowell and Randy Jackson

**SERIES PREMIERE**—“THE MOMENT OF TRUTH”—(9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC

 

TELL THE TRUTH AND WIN $500,000
ON “THE MOMENT OF TRUTH”
PREMIERING WEDNESDAY, JANUARY 23, ON FOX
 


THE MOMENT OF TRUTH is the game show that puts participants to the test – the lie detector test – to reveal whether or not they are telling the truth for a chance to win half a million dollars. Participants answer 21 increasingly personal questions honestly, as determined by a polygraph, to win the money. Prior to playing, participants are strapped to a lie detector and asked a series of questions by a polygraph expert, who records their answers. The questions are easier when the stakes are low, but as the prize amount increases, they will be challenged to fess up to matters they might normally lie about. The touchier questions could be especially difficult because participants reveal their answers in front of spouses, relatives and friends, who are in the audience hanging on every word. What deep dark secret will someone divulge for hundreds of thousands of dollars? Find out on the series premiere of THE MOMENT OF TRUTH Wednesday, Jan. 23 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (MOT-101) (TV-14 D)

Host: Mark L. Walberg




 

THURSDAY, JANUARY 24
 



**2-HOUR EPISODE**—“ARE YOU SMARTER THAN A 5TH GRADER?”—(8:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC

 

DALLAS COWBOYS CHEERLEADERS STAR ON
“ARE YOU SMARTER THAN A 5TH GRADER?”
THURSDAY, JANUARY 24, ON FOX
 


The pretty and perky pom-pommers of the Dallas Cowboys surprise a football fan to help him pass the test and tackle elementary subjects he’s already been taught. Will the contestant be distracted by their beauty or will their brains help him graduate toward the top prize of $1 million on a special 2-hour edition of ARE YOU SMARTER THAN A 5TH GRADER? Thursday, Jan. 24 (8:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (AYS-214/215) (TV-PG)

Host: Jeff Foxworthy



 ARE YOU SMARTER THAN A 5TH GRADER? has been expanded
to a 2-hour episode.]
 DON’T FORGET THE LYRICS! is preempted this night.]


 

FRIDAY, JANUARY 25
 


--“BONES”—(8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

THE DEATH OF A STUDENT AT AN EXCLUSIVE PRIVATE SCHOOL
LEADS BRENNAN AND BOOTH TO BELIEVE THERE’S A COVER-UP
WITH INTERNATIONAL REPERCUSSIONS UNDER WAY
ON “BONES” TUESDAY, JANUARY 25, ON FOX
 


When the decaying corpse of the Venezuelan Ambassador’s son is found hanging from a tree on the campus of an exclusive private school, Dr. Temperance Brennan and Agent Seeley Booth are called in to investigate. The cause of death seems to be suicide, but both Brennan and Booth suspect there may be an alternative cause of death. As Brennan partners with Booth on the case, Booth isn’t entirely comfortable with the rest of Brennan’s team’s out-of-the-lab mingling with him. As Brennan and her team at the Jeffersonian Institute dig deeper into the possibilities of how the Ambassador’s son died, Booth and Brennan uncover the killer as well as a web of sex, lies and scandal involving the school’s staff, students and parents on “The Boy in a Tree” episode of BONES Tuesday, Jan. 25 (8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (BON-102) (TV-14 D, S, V)

Cast: Emily Deschanel as Dr. Temperance Brennan, David Boreanaz as FBI Special Agent Seeley Booth, TJ Thyne as Dr. Jack Hodgins, Michaela Conlin as Angela Montenegro, Eric Millegan as Zack Addy, Jonathan Adams as Dr. Daniel Goodman.

Guest Cast: Jose Zuniga as Santana; Heavy D. as Shapiro; Bryan Fox as Guard; Patrice Quinn as Sheriff Roach; Mark Totty as Sanders; Tom Dugan as Headmaster Ronson; Marlene Forte as Ambassador Olivos; Carlos Cervantes as Oraldo; Samual Carman as Nestor; Toby Hemingway as Tucker Pattison; Tom Schmid as Mr. Pattison; Kristin Carey as Mrs. Pattison; Mandy June Turpin as Dawn St. James



--“HOUSE”—(9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

HOUSE AND HIS TEAM RACE AGAINST THE CLOCK
TO DIAGNOSE A DEAD WOMAN IN ORDER TO SAVE A DYING MAN
ON "HOUSE" TUESDAY, JANUARY 25, ON FOX

Howard Hesseman Guest-Stars
 


When Henry (guest star Howard Hesseman) experiences a seizure but is not aware of it while it’s happening, House takes on the case. The team’s differential diagnosis points to a bacterial infection, but Henry suffers a heart attack before the treatment for his infection is able to work, prompting the need for a heart transplant.  Racing to find a heart donor in time to treat Henry before the infection kills him, House finds an organ donor who’s been declared unfit due to a mysterious illness. He deceptively approaches the husband of the deceased woman, surreptitiously questioning him for information about his wife, when all he wants is her heart.  Faced with only one option, House and the team must race against time to diagnose the dead woman’s illness before they can attempt to use her heart to cure their dying patient in the “Sex Kills” episode of HOUSE airing Tuesday, Jan. 25 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT).  (HOU-214) (TV-14 D)

Cast: Hugh Laurie as Dr. Gregory House; Lisa Edelstein as Dr. Lisa Cuddy; Omar Epps as Dr. Eric Foreman; Robert Sean Leonard as Dr. James Wilson; Jennifer Morrison as Dr. Allison Cameron; Jesse Spencer as Dr. Robert Chase.

Guest Cast:  Howard Hesseman as Henry; Keri Lynn Pratt as Amy; Greg Grunberg as Ronald; Adam Busch as Tony; Ron Perkins as Dr. Simpson; Yvette Nicole Brown as Stambler; Jean St. James as Cecile; Craig Patton as Second Table East; Marcie Lynn Ross as Second Table West; Susan Grace as First Table North; Noel Conlon as First Table East; Stephen Decordova as Second Chief Surgeon; Bobbin Bergstrom as ER Doctor.




 

SATURDAY, JANUARY 26
 


--“COPS: COAST TO COAST”—(8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) CC

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.
               
 

DUI, DRUGS AND DISTURBANCE CAPTURED
ON “COPS: COAST TO COAST”
SATURDAY, JANUARY 26, ON FOX
 


When a DUI suspect in Leon County, FL, is pulled over, officers discover the suspect is concealing more than his sobriety. Members of the Portland, OR, Street Crimes Unit make a drug bust in a city park.  In Cincinnati, officers respond to public disturbance involving two men fist fighting on an all-new COPS: COAST TO COAST on Saturday, Jan. 26 (8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (CP-2020) (TV-PG L)



--“COPS: EVIDENCE? WHAT EVIDENCE? SPECIAL EDITION” (8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

A REPEAT NARCOTICS OFFENDER
AND A DECEITFUL DRUNK DRIVER
TEST OFFICERS’ PATIENCE ON THE
“EVIDENCE? WHAT EVIDENCE? SPECIAL EDITION”
OF “COPS” SATURDAY, JANUARY 26, ON FOX
 


When Officers Jason Moss and David Honick of the Pittsburgh, PA, Bureau of Police assist in the pursuit of a repeat narcotics felon, they not only find the suspect’s discarded stash, but also find that a K-9 unit was hungry for a capture. Also featured is FTO Mike Helms of the Brevard, FL, County Sheriff’s Office, who acts as a human lie detector when a drunk driver entangles herself in a web of dishonesty on the “Evidence? What Evidence? Special Edition” of COPS Saturday, Jan. 26 (8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (CP-2007) (TV-PG L)




--“AMERICA’S MOST WANTED: AMERICA FIGHTS BACK”—(9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC

 

“AMERICA’S MOST WANTED: AMERICA FIGHTS BACK”
CONTINUES ITS PURSUIT OF JUSTICE
SATURDAY, JANUARY 26, ON FOX
 


AMERICA’S MOST WANTED: AMERICA FIGHTS BACK takes on the nation's hottest crime issues. This crime-fighting program focuses on capturing fugitives, protecting victims and empowering citizens within the criminal justice system. The series also takes an in-depth look at laws that harm victims, champions the cause of lawmakers fighting to protect victims' rights and presents news of recent captures, convictions and missing children cases. AMERICA’S MOST WANTED: AMERICA FIGHTS BACK airs Saturday, Jan. 26 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (MW-2118) (TV-PG V)

Host: John Walsh




--“MADtv”—(11:00 PM-Midnight ET/PT) CC

 

KATHY GRIFFIN BRINGS HER LAUGHS TO LATE-NIGHT
ON “MADtv”
SATURDAY, JANUARY 26, ON FOX
 


MADtv loads up on late-night laughter when comedian Kathy Griffin guest-stars. MADtv’s unrivaled pop-culture parodies and politically incorrect humor have made this award-winning sketch comedy show a FOX Saturday-night staple. Join in the hilarity with an all-new episode of MADtv airing Saturday, Jan. 26 (11:00 PM-Midnight ET/PT) on FOX.  (MD-1308) (TV-14 D, L, S)

Cast: Crista Flanagan, Keegan-Michael Key, Bobby Lee, Michael McDonald, Arden Myrin, Nicole Parker, Jordan Peele, Anjelah Johnson, Johnny Sanchez III, Dan Oster and Daheli Hall.

Guest Cast: Kathy Griffin




--“TALKSHOW WITH SPIKE FERESTEN”—(Midnight-12:30 AM ET/PT) CC

 

GET YOUR SPIKE ON!
“TALKSHOW WITH SPIKE FERESTEN”
SATURDAY, JANUARY 26, ON FOX
 


TALKSHOW with Spike Feresten keeps you laughing until the wee hours of the morning with his hilarious in-studio guests and adventurous street sketches in an all-new episode of TALKSHOW WITH SPIKE FERESTEN airing Saturday, Jan. 26 (Midnight-12:30 AM ET/PT) on FOX.  (SPK-216) (TV-14 D, L, S, V)

Host: Spike Feresten




 

SUNDAY, JANUARY 27

 

--“ARE YOU SMARTER THAN A 5TH GRADER?”—(7:00-8:00 PM ET/PT) CC

 

CAN YOU SPELL “SALMON”?
KELLIE PICKLER (“AMERICAN IDOL”)
TESTS HER 5TH GRADE SKILLS FOR CHARITY
ON “ARE YOU SMARTER THAN A 5TH GRADER?”
SUNDAY, JANUARY 27, ON FOX
 


The 5th graders extend a helping hand to AMERICAN IDOL’S Kellie Pickler, who puts on her thinking cap and plays for big bucks with proceeds going to her favorite charity on a special celebrity edition of ARE YOU SMARTER THAN A 5TH GRADER? Sunday, Jan. 27 (7:00-8:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (AYS-213) (TV-PG)

Host: Jeff Foxworthy



 ARE YOU SMARTER THAN A 5TH GRADER? replaces the
previously announced episodes of AMERICAN DAD at 7:00 and 7:30.]



--“THE SIMPSONS”—(8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) CC
 

 
MARGE AND HOMER RECOUNT HOW HOMER SINGLEHANDEDLY
STARTED THE GRUNGE MOVEMENT DURING THE 90’S
ON “THE SIMPSONS” SUNDAY, JANUARY 27, ON FOX

Weird Al Yankovic and Kurt Loder Make Guest-Voice Appearances
 


When Bart and Lisa discover Marge’s diploma from Springfield University, Marge reveals that she had attended the university back when she and Homer had first started dating. In a flash back, Homer gives up his dreams of becoming a musician and takes a job at his father’s laser tag warehouse to support Marge attending Springfield University. However, when Marge finds herself attracted to an offbeat professor named Professor August, Homer decides he has had enough of Marge’s wandering eye. Homer instead focuses his emotions on his music, inventing a new sound called “grunge.” As Marge continues to date the pretentious professor, Homer becomes the hottest grunge artist around, as evidenced by Weird Al’s parody of his music. But when Marge sees a special news report on MTV with Kurt Loder announcing that Homer’s band, Sadgasm, has broken up and that Homer is holed-up in a mansion hopelessly addicted to drugs, Marge must choose between her new life and her old love in the “That 90’s Show” episode of THE SIMPSONS Sunday, Jan. 27 (8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (SI-1904) (TV-PG D, L, V)
 
Voice Cast: Dan Castellaneta as Homer Simpson; Julie Kavner as Marge Simpson; Nancy Cartwright as Bart Simpson; Yeardley Smith as Lisa Simpson; Hank Azaria as Moe; Harry Shearer as Skinner; Pamela Hayden as Buxom Coed; Tress MacNeille as Fan #1

Guest Voice Cast: Weird Al Yankovic as himself; Kurt Loder as himself




--“KING OF THE HILL”—(8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC

 

LUNCH TRUCKS BATTLE FOR SUPREMACY
ON “KING OF THE HILL”
SUNDAY, JANUARY 27, ON FOX
 


When the Arlen City Council bans the sale of foods containing trans fats, Sugarfoot’s Restaurant goes out of business. Hank, who feels the ban is an infringement on freedom, encourages Strickland to fix things. Strickland’s solution to the problem is to sell his delicious, trans-fatty foods on a lunch truck so he can evade the law. Bribery and police corruption ensue, and Hank begins to have second thoughts on his activism to repeal the ban. However, before he can back out, a rival lunch truck (Rooster’s Roost) terrorizes the Sugarfoot truck, and a turf war develops. The fierce competition convinces Hank to stay on board with Sugarfoot’s until they can shut Rooster’s down. With the help of a reporter, Hank puts his best investigative skills to the test and becomes determined to unearth evidence to bring Rooster’s down and show the city council that sometimes the world just needs tasty, unhealthy fare in the “Trans-Fascism” episode of KING OF THE HILL airing Sunday, Jan. 27 (8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (KH-1202) (TV-PG)

Voice Cast: Mike Judge as Hank Hill & Boomhauer; Kathy Najimy as Peggy Hill; Pamela S. Adlon as Bobby Hill; Brittany Murphy as Luanne; Tom Petty as Lucky; Johnny Hardwick as Dale and Stephen Root as Bill.




--“FAMILY GUY”—(9:00-9:30 PM ET/PT) CC

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

MEG FINDS TRUE LOVE
ON “FAMILY GUY”
SUNDAY, JANUARY 27, ON FOX
 


When a flood hits Quahog, Meg winds up in the hospital in a coma, but she wakes up to a cute med student and they immediately hit it off. After Meg recovers, Peter is very protective of her, so he drives “McCutie” away. But when Meg reveals to the family that she is pregnant, Peter forces them to get married in the “Peter’s Daughter” episode of FAMILY GUY Sunday, Jan. 27 (9:00-9:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (FG-521) (TV-14 D, L, S, V)

Voice Cast: Seth MacFarlane as Peter Griffin, Stewie Griffin, Brian Griffin, and Quagmire; Alex Borstein as Lois Griffin; Seth Green as Chris Griffin; Mila Kunis as Meg Griffin; Mike Henry as Cleveland




--“AMERICAN DAD”—(9:30-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

FRANCINE IS STAN’S NO. 2 GAL
ON “AMERICAN DAD”
SUNDAY, JANUARY 27, ON FOX
 


When Stan’s mom gets dumped for the umpteenth time by a boyfriend, she comes running to Stan for support. Feeling threatened by her always-visiting mother-in-law, Francine is determined to cut Stan’s umbilical cord and figure out what keeps going wrong with the men in her life. Like a regular Cagney & Lacey, Francine and Roger go undercover to solve the case. Meanwhile, Klaus gives Steve the ick on the "Oedipal Panties” episode of AMERICAN DAD Sunday, Jan. 27 (9:30-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (DAD-309) (TV-14 D, L, V)

Voice Cast: Seth MacFarlane as Stan Smith and Roger the Alien; Wendy Schaal as Francine Smith; Rachael MacFarlane as Hayley; Scott Grimes as Steve; and Dee Bradley Baker as Klaus.
 

 

 

 

 

SUNDAY, JANUARY 13
 


: Due to the preceding NFC Division Playoffs, AMERICAN DAD at 7:00 and 7:30 PM air on the West Coast only.]
: THE SIMPSONS and KING OF THE HILL are preempted this night.]

--“AMERICAN DAD”—(7:00-7:30 PM PT) CC

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

STAN AND ROGER GET A LIFE SWAP
ON “AMERICAN DAD”
SUNDAY, JANUARY 13, ON FOX

Jason Lee, Ron Livingston, Andy Richter and Beau Bridges
Make Guest Voice Appearances
 


After Stan and Roger have a rough day, they get into a fight that leads to a “Freaky Friday”-type switcheroo where they get a taste of life in each other’s shoes.  But after the excitement of a new life stales, they face each other’s problems as Roger is under pressure at work and Stan yearns to be needed. The swap gets out of hand as the family starts to crumble on the “Rough Trade” episode of AMERICAN DAD Sunday, Jan. 13 (7:00-7:30 PM PT) on FOX.  (DAD-117) (TV-14 D, L)

Voice Cast: Seth MacFarlane as Stan Smith, Roger the Alien, Deacon and Greg; Wendy Schaal as Francine Smith and Delta Burke; Rachael MacFarlane as Hayley; Scott Grimes as Steve; and Dee Bradley Baker as Klaus.

Guest Voice Cast: Patrick Stewart as Bullock; Jill Talley as Senator Feinstein and Maria; Rob Tinkler as Doyle and Fusfeld; Ron Livingston as Bob Memari; Megyn Price as Linda Memari; Mike Barker as Contestant and Terry; Andy Richter as Philip; Jason Lee as Officer Bays and Beau Bridges as Lieutenant Goldberg.  




--“AMERICAN DAD”—(7:30-8:00 PM PT) CC

 

FRANCINE’S MUFFINS ARE SELLING LIKE HOTCAKES
ON “AMERICAN DAD”
SUNDAY, JANUARY 13, ON FOX
 


Francine’s dreams of running a muffin business come true when she rents a kiosk in the local mall despite the lack of support from Stan. Klaus tricks Stan into giving him a body so he can put the moves on Francine, using his knowledge of her true hopes and dreams to woo her. Meanwhile, Hayley is upset because the mall is causing deforestation and displacing wild animals, so she joins a rogue group but is surprised to find they are not into “peaceful” protest on the “Finances With Wolves” episode of AMERICAN DAD Sunday, Jan. 13 (7:30-8:00 PM PT) on FOX. (DAD-118) (TV-14 D, L)

Voice Cast: Seth MacFarlane as Stan Smith, Roger the Alien, Deacon and Greg; Wendy Schaal as Francine Smith and Delta Burke; Rachael MacFarlane as Hayley; Scott Grimes as Steve; and Dee Bradley Baker as Klaus.




**2-NIGHT SERIES PREMIERE, PART 1**—“TERMINATOR: THE SARAH CONNOR CHRONICLES”— (8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

IT’S TIME TO TAKE BACK THE FUTURE ON
TERMINATOR: THE SARAH CONNOR CHRONICLES
SUNDAY, JANUARY 13, ON FOX
 


In the series premiere, Sarah Connor struggles to keep her son John Connor safe from an enemy Terminator from the future. She uproots their lives and takes him to live in a small town in New Mexico where he befriends Cameron who ultimately becomes his protector.  Meanwhile, FBI Agent James Ellison continues his hunt for Sarah Connor in the “Pilot” episode of TERMINATOR: THE SARAH CONNOR CHRONICLES airing Sunday, Jan. 13 (8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (SCC-101) (TV-14 S, V)

Cast: Lena Headey, Thomas Dekker, Summer Glau and Richard T. Jones

Guest Cast: Owain Yeoman as Cromartie; Dean Winters as Charley Dixon; Aaron Cash as terminator; Charlayne Woodard as Terissa Dyson




--“FAMILY GUY”—(9:00-9:30 PM ET/PT) CC

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

PETER HAS A STROKE OF GENIUS
ON “FAMILY GUY”
SUNDAY, JANUARY 13, ON FOX

Ricardo Montalban Makes a Guest Voice Appearance
 


Peter decides to grow a moustache, but then he’s mistaken for a fireman (because they all have moustaches), so he lends a hand when a fire breaks out at a local fast food restaurant. The owner gives him unlimited burgers as a “thank you” but he eats so many that he eventually has a stroke. When Peter recovers, he vows to expose the fast-food company and becomes friends with a genetically engineered cow (Montalban) he meets after infiltrating the McBurgertown warehouse on the “McStroke” episode of FAMILY GUY (9:00-9:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (FG-519) (TV-14 D, L, S, V)

Voice Cast: Seth MacFarlane as Peter Griffin, Stewie Griffin, Brian Griffin, and Quagmire; Alex Borstein as Lois Griffin; Seth Green as Chris Griffin; Mila Kunis as Meg Griffin; Mike Henry as Cleveland.

Guest Cast: Ricardo Montalban as the Cow

 


--“AMERICAN DAD”—(9:30-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

THE NAME IS SMITH…STAN SMITH
ON “AMERICAN DAD”
SUNDAY, JANUARY 13, ON FOX
 


Stan and the family are characters in a Bond-style spoof when Stan must stop Tearjerker (a.k.a. Roger), a diabolical film producer, who produces movies that can kill.  Tearjerker’s fiendish plot involves abducting celebrities from his spa and replacing them with celebrity robots that make horrible movies, all in an effort to make his masterpiece “Oscar’s Gold” the best and saddest movie ever, causing millions of moviegoers cry themselves to death on the "Tearjerker” episode of AMERICAN DAD Sunday, Jan. 13 (9:30-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (DAD-308) (TV-14 D, S, V)

Voice Cast: Seth MacFarlane as Stan Smith and Roger the Alien; Wendy Schaal as Francine Smith; Rachael MacFarlane as Hayley; Scott Grimes as Steve; and Dee Bradley Baker as Klaus.





 

MONDAY, JANUARY 14
 



**TIME PERIOD PREMIERE**—PRISON BREAK—(8:00 PM-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

 

MICHAEL SWEATS OUT SOLITARY SONA-STYLE;
BELLICK HAS THE FIGHT OF HIS LIFE;
SUSAN SETS HER SIGHTS ON SUCRE;
T-BAG SCHEMES TO JOIN THE ESCAPE
ON AN ALL-NEW “PRISON BREAK”
MONDAY, JANUARY 14, ON FOX
 


After raising the suspicions of the Panamanian Army, Michael sweats out solitary Sona-style while Bellick weathers the fight of his life. Susan sets her sights on Sucre as T-Bag schemes his way into the escape on the “Boxed In” episode of PRISON BREAK airing Monday, Jan. 14 (8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (PB-309) (TV-14 V)

Cast: Dominic Purcell as Lincoln Burrows; Wentworth Miller as Michael Scofield; Amaury Nolasco as Fernando Sucre; Robert Knepper as Theodore “T-Bag” Bagwell; Wade Williams as Brad Bellick; Robert Wisdom as Lechero; Chris Vance as James Whistler; Danay Garcia as Sofia Lugo; and Jodi Lyn O’Keefe as Susan B. Anthony; with William Fichtner as Alexander Mahone

Guest Cast: Marshall Allman as LJ Burrows; Barbara Eve Harris as Lang; Laurence Mason as Sammy; Carlo Alban as McGrady; F.J. Rio as Augusto; Castulo Guerra as General Zavala; Michael Seal as Octavio; Joseph Melendez as Rafael; Rey Gallegos as Cristobel




**2-NIGHT SERIES PREMIERE, PART 2**—“TERMINATOR: THE SARAH CONNOR CHRONICLES”— (8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

SARAH, JOHN AND CAMERON STRUGGLE TO “KNOW THYSELF” ON
“TERMINATOR: THE SARAH CONNOR CHRONICLES”
MONDAY, JANUARY 14 ON FOX
 


Sarah makes contact with an old friend to ask a favor, while John decides to pay a visit to Sarah’s ex and Cameron makes a new friend.  Together they infiltrate a resistance safe house and discover they are not alone.  Meanwhile, Agent Ellison realizes that Sarah is still alive and a dangerous person from Sarah’s past is reawakened in the “Gnothi Seauton” episode of TERMINATOR: THE SARAH CONNOR CHRONICLES airing Monday, Jan. 14 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (SCC-102) (TV-L, V)

Cast: Lena Headey, Thomas Dekker, Summer Glau and Richard T. Jones

Guest Cast: Dean Winters as Charley Dixon

.



 

TUESDAY, JANUARY 15
 



**2-NIGHT, 4-HOUR SEASON PREMIERE, PART 1**—“AMERICAN IDOL”—(8:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-In Stereo

 

THE DREAM CONTINUES AND IT’S BIGGER THAN EVER AS
“AMERICAN IDOL” RETURNS
TUESDAY, JANUARY 15, ON FOX

Part Two of the 2-Night, 4-Hour Premiere Event
Airs Wednesday, January 16
 


The No. 1 show on television returns for an all-new season with new contestants, new dreams and, of course, the best and worst auditions. For Season Seven, AMERICAN IDOL travels to San Diego, Dallas, Omaha, Charleston, Miami, Atlanta and Philadelphia in search of the next American Idol. Don’t miss the episodes that everyone will be talking about, as AMERICAN IDOL premieres with a special two-hour event, airing Tuesday, Jan. 15 (8:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (ID-701/702) (TV-PG L)

Host: Ryan Seacrest

Judges: Paula Abdul, Simon Cowell and Randy Jackson



: HOUSE is preempted this night.]


 

WEDNESDAY, JANUARY 16
 



**2-NIGHT, 4-HOUR SEASON PREMIERE, PART 2**—“AMERICAN IDOL”—(8:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-In Stereo

 

THE SEARCH FOR THE NEXT SUPERSTAR CONTINUES
ON “AMERICAN IDOL”
WEDNESDAY, JANUARY 16, ON FOX
 


The seventh season continues as more contestants take the spotlight with hopes of going to Hollywood. In tonight’s conclusion of the 2-night, 4-hour season premiere, the AMERICAN IDOL judges continue their search for the next singing sensation. For more of the auditions that everyone will be talking about the next day, watch the special two-hour episode of AMERICAN IDOL Wednesday, Jan. 16 (8:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (ID-703/704) (TV-PG L)

Host: Ryan Seacrest

Judges: Paula Abdul, Simon Cowell and Randy Jackson




 

THURSDAY, JANUARY 17
 



--“ARE YOU SMARTER THAN A 5TH GRADER?”—(8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC

 

MISS AMERICA LAUREN NELSON CROWNS A CHARITY ON
 “ARE YOU SMARTER THAN A 5TH GRADER?”
THURSDAY, JANUARY 17, ON FOX
 


Will it be beauty or brains when 2007’s Miss America Lauren Nelson plays for charity on a special celebrity edition of ARE YOU SMARTER THAN A 5TH GRADER? Thursday, Jan. 17 (8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (AYS-214) (TV-PG)

Host: Jeff Foxworthy




--“DON’T FORGET THE LYRICS!”—(9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC

 

WILL CONTESTANT KNOW THE NEXT VERSE?
FIND OUT ON “DON’T FORGET THE LYRICS!”
THURSDAY, JANUARY 17, ON FOX
 


We all think we know the words to popular songs, but when there’s a million dollars at stake, will contestants be able to keep singing when the music stops? Or will they be at a loss for words? On this exciting new game show, contestants choose songs from different genres, decades and musical artists. Then they take center stage to sing alongside the studio band as the lyrics are projected on screen – but suddenly the music stops and the words disappear. Will the contestants belt out the correct missing lyric, or freeze under pressure? Wayne Brady hosts DON’T FORGET THE LYRICS! Thursday, Jan. 17 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (LYR-121) (TV-PG)

Host: Wayne Brady





 

FRIDAY, JANUARY 18
 



--“BONES”—(8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

BRENNAN AND BOOTH INVESTIGATE THE DEATH
OF AN AMERICAN SOLDIER WHO SERVED IN THE IRAQ WAR
AND A POTENTIAL MILITARY COVER-UP
ON “BONES” FRIDAY, JANUARY 18, ON FOX
 


Booth and Brennan investigate the apparent suicide of a protester in Arlington National Cemetery. But Brennan and her team discover this was not suicide, it was murder, and the victim was a soldier who had served in Iraq, not a war protester as originally thought. Booth and Brennan pursue the murder investigation and interrogate the American soldiers the victim served with in Iraq. Their investigation leads to many unanswered questions about the victim’s military unit in Iraq and the actions they took while on patrol there. As they uncover more information about the case, all clues point to a potential military cover-up. Meanwhile, Booth laments the horrors of war and his own shady past as a military sniper in “The Soldier on the Grave” episode of BONES airing Friday, Jan. 18 (8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (BON-121) (TV-14 D, L, V)  

Cast: Emily Deschanel as Dr. Temperance Brennan, David Boreanaz as FBI Special Agent Seeley Booth, TJ Thyne as Dr. Jack Hodgins, Michaela Conlin as Angela Montenegro, Eric Millegan as Zack Addy, Jonathan Adams as Dr. Daniel Goodman.

Guest Cast: Adam Lieberman as FBI Agent; Cyd Strittmatter as Tina Kent; Eddie Allen as Bradley Kent; Monnae Michaell as Regina Marshall; Jasmine McNeal as Kiara Marshall; Aldis Hodge as Jimmy Merton; Erica Tazel as Karen Merton; Mitch Longley as Hank Lutrell; Matt Battaglia as Captain William Fuller; Stacy Hogue as Private Jody Campbell; Kirk B.R. Woller as Peter Lefferts; Rick Fitts as Col. Phillip Seymour Shore.




--“HOUSE”—(9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

A YOUNG MOTHER ON FERTILITY MEDICATION
REMINDS HOUSE AND THE TEAM THAT EVERYBODY LIES;
HOUSE AND STACY REKINDLE THEIR RELATIONSHIP
ON "HOUSE" FRIDAY, JANUARY 18, ON FOX

Sela Ward and Julie Warner Guest-Star
 


Margo (guest star Julie Warner), a young housewife on fertility medication, is brought to Princeton Plainsboro Hospital when her inexplicable muscle flailing causes her to crash her car. As Margo’s symptoms progress, House and the team think she might have Huntington’s disease but when Margo descends into paranoia, they must dig deeper to figure out the cause of her illness – and the team is once again reminded that everybody lies. Meanwhile, House and Stacy return from Baltimore with a rekindled relationship, Wilson is worried that House is setting himself up for another emotional letdown, and Cameron is refusing to get the results of her HIV test in the "Need to Know” episode of HOUSE Friday, Jan. 18 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (HOU-211) (TV-14 D, L, S)

Cast: Hugh Laurie as Dr. Gregory House; Lisa Edelstein as Dr. Lisa Cuddy; Omar Epps as Dr. Eric Foreman; Robert Sean Leonard as Dr. James Wilson; Jennifer Morrison as Dr. Allison Cameron; Jesse Spencer as Dr. Robert Chase.

Guest Cast: Sela Ward as Stacy Warner; Currie Graham as Mark Warner; Julie Warner as Margo; Edward Kerr as Ted; Elle Fanning as Stella; Holly Daniels as Debbie





 

SATURDAY, JANUARY 19
 



--“COPS: COAST TO COAST”—(8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) CC

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.
 

               
FOUNTAIN MAN FEATURED ON “COPS: COAST TO COAST”
SATURDAY, JANUARY19, ON FOX
 


Officers in Kansas City, Mo., patrol a known drug area and detect trouble when spotting shirtless men wobbling through the middle of the street.  In Rialto, Calif., a foot pursuit leads officers to a suspect that reportedly threw a bag of narcotics before hiding in a nearby apartment. Highlighting this episode is a suspect detained for walking in the fountain at The Mirage in Las Vegas, Nev. When officers question the man, they give the coin scrapper a warning for stealing money and make him empty his pockets and return the money to the fountain. Moments later officers are called back to the scene on an all-new COPS: COAST TO COAST on Saturday, Jan.19 (8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (CP-2013) (TV-PG L)




--“COPS: COAST TO COAST”—(8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

SUB-PAR EVENING FOR SUSPECT ON GOLF CART
ON “COPS: COAST TO COAST”
SATURDAY, JANUARY 19, ON FOX
 


When Deputy Chris Nebel of the Lee County, FL, Sheriff’s Office stops a young man for driving without his lights on, he discovers that the suspect is on probation, driving without a license, out after curfew and without proof of ownership of the golf cart. When the kid doesn’t think it can get any worse, his mother does not corroborate his story, and the young man is taken to a detention center for breaking curfew. Also featured is Officer Robert Morales of the Rialto, CA, Police Department, responding to an assault with a deadly weapon call where two convenience store employees have been beaten on COPS: COAST TO COAST airing Saturday, Jan. 19 (8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (CP-2002) (TV-PG L, V)

Contact: Josh Governale  310-369-7455   HYPERLINK "mailto:josh.governale@fox.com" josh.governale@fox.com


--“AMERICA’S MOST WANTED: AMERICA FIGHTS BACK”—(9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC

 

“AMERICA’S MOST WANTED: AMERICA FIGHTS BACK”
CONTINUES ITS PURSUIT OF JUSTICE
SATURDAY, JANUARY 19, ON FOX
 


AMERICA’S MOST WANTED: AMERICA FIGHTS BACK takes on the nation's hottest crime issues. This crime-fighting program focuses on capturing fugitives, protecting victims and empowering citizens within the criminal justice system. The series also takes an in-depth look at laws that harm victims, champions the cause of lawmakers fighting to protect victims' rights and presents news of recent captures, convictions and missing children cases. AMERICA’S MOST WANTED: AMERICA FIGHTS BACK airs Saturday, Jan. 19 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (MW-2117) (TV-PG V)

Host: John Walsh




--“MADtv”—(11:00 PM-Midnight ET/PT) CC

 

CELEBRATE 300 EPISODES OF MADNESS
WITH FORMER CAST MEMBERS
ALEX BORSTEIN, MO COLLINS AND DEBRA WILSON
ON “MADtv”
SATURDAY, JANUARY 19, ON FOX
 


MADtv celebrates its 300th episode of unrivaled pop-culture parodies and politically incorrect humor. Former cast members Will Sasso, Alex Borstein, Mo Collins and Debra Wilson join in the fun with series regulars Bobby Lee, Michael McDonald, Arden Myrin, Nicole Parker, Jordan Peele, Crista Flanagan and Keegan-Michael Key. Don’t miss this MAD milestone of laughter on MADtv Saturday, Jan. 19 (11:00 PM-Midnight ET/PT) on FOX.  (MD-1307) (TV-14 D, L, V)
   
Cast: Crista Flanagan, Keegan-Michael Key, Bobby Lee, Michael McDonald, Arden Myrin, Nicole Parker, Jordan Peele.

Guest Cast: Alex Borstein, Mo Collins and Debra Wilson




**ALL NEW**—“TALKSHOW WITH SPIKE FERESTEN”—(Midnight-12:30 AM ET/PT) CC

 

COMIC MAZ JOBRANI GUESTS ON AN ALL-NEW
“TALKSHOW WITH SPIKE FERESTEN”
SATURDAY, JANUARY 19, ON FOX
 


Comic Maz Jobrani (“The Knights of Prosperity”) joins Spike for an all-new episode of interviews and irreverent comedy sketches on TALKSHOW WITH SPIKE FERESTEN airing Saturday, Jan. 19 (Midnight-12:30AM ET/PT) on FOX.  (SPK-215) (TV-14 D, L, S, V)

Host: Spike Feresten

Guest Cast: Maz Jobrani




 

SUNDAY, JANUARY 20
 


**FOX SPORTS SPECIAL**— NFL ’08: NFC CHAMPIONSHIP PLAYOFFS—(6:00 PM-CC ET/3:00 PM PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

 

FOX SPORTS PRESENTS
THE NFC CHAMPIONSHIP GAME
SUNDAY, JANUARY 20, ON FOX
 


FOX Sports presents the NFC Championship Game. Teams are TBD. Play-by-play announcer Joe Buck is joined by analyst Troy Aikman to call all the action for the NFC Championship Game Sunday, Jan. 20 (6:00-CC PM ET/3:00 PM-CC PT) on FOX.  (SP-0827) (TV-N/A)



1: THE SIMPSONS, KING OF THE HILL, FAMILY GUY and AMERICAN DAD are preempted this evening.]
2: Local programming airs in primetime on the West Coast.]

 

 

 
 
 
SUNDAY, JANUARY 6
 



--“AMERICAN DAD”—(7:00-7:30 PM ET/PT) CC

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

STEVE GETS TOO BIG FOR HIS BRITCHES
ON “AMERICAN DAD”
SUNDAY, JANUARY 6, ON FOX

Bryan Cranston Makes Guest Voice Appearance
 


After Stan finds out that Steve is failing English, he forces Steve to write his own story, which is inspired by Roger’s desire to be a celebrity. It quickly becomes a best-selling hit and Steve gets a taste of life in the spotlight.  But as Stan and Francine milk the benefits of having a famous son, Steve turns around and divorces the family In the “Star Trek” episode of AMERICAN DAD Sunday, Jan. 6 (7:00-7:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (DAD-115) (TV-14 D, L, V)

Voice Cast: Seth MacFarlane as Stan Smith, Roger the Alien, Deacon and Greg; Wendy Schaal as Francine Smith and Delta Burke; Rachael MacFarlane as Hayley; Scott Grimes as Steve; and Dee Bradley Baker as Klaus.

Guest Voice Cast: Jim Wise as Mr. Durbin; Curtis Armstrong as Snot; Daisuke Suzuki as Toshi; Eddie Kaye Thomas as Barry; Leslie Jordan as Mr. Beauregard; Bryan Cranston as Publisher; Jilly Talley as Boob Woman and Old Woman; Matt McKenna as Kevin and Cap’n Monty; and Eddie Kaye Thomas as Spike. 




--“AMERICAN DAD”—(7:30-8:00 PM ET/PT) CC

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

STAN GETS HIS GROOVE BACK
ON “AMERICAN DAD”
SUNDAY, JANUARY 6, ON FOX

Jon Cryer and Jeremy Sisto Make Guest Voice Appearances
 


Because of Stan’s bad prom experience, he’s overly excited to attend Francine’s high school reunion and finally have his dance with the Homecoming Queen.  But when Francine learns her title was a mistake, Stan must choose between his wife and the dance of his dreams. Back at home, Steve and Roger seek enlightenment from a delivery boy on the “It’s Good To Be Queen” episode of AMERICAN DAD Sunday, Jan. 6 (7:30-8:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (DAD-119) (TV-14 D, L)

Voice Cast: Seth MacFarlane as Stan Smith, Roger the Alien, Deacon and Greg; Wendy Schaal as Francine Smith and Delta Burke; Rachael MacFarlane as Hayley; Scott Grimes as Steve; and Dee Bradley Baker as Klaus.

Guest Voice Cast: Mike Barker as Jock #2, Sanders and Pig Head; Stephen Root as Dick; Mike Henry as Jackson and Maitre D’; Jeremy Sisto as Mitch; Leigh Allyn Baker as Margie; Jon Cryer as Quacky; Jeff Fischer as Jeff and Donnie; David Zuckerman as Housekeeper and Betty Sue; Matt McKenna as Donnie’s Dad, Waiter and Guy In Line; Loan Gruffudd as Dark Haired Man and Medic, and Dayna Devin as Girl In Line.




--“THE SIMPSONS”—(8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) CC

 

WHEN SPRINGFIELD HOLDS A PRESIDENTIAL PRIMARY,
VOTERS TURN TO THE ONE PERSON THEY CAN TRUST: RALPH WIGGUM
ON “THE SIMPSONS” SUNDAY, JANUARY 6, ON FOX

Jon Stewart and Dan Rather Make Guest-Voice Appearances
 


When Homer disposes of a leaky battery along with his fast food containers, he causes an explosion that destroys Springfield’s fast-food district. Mayor Quimby proposes to rebuild the district during the next election. The next election, however, isn’t until June, so Quimby decides to move it to the upcoming Saturday. This change makes Springfield the first city in the nation to hold a presidential primary. Excitement builds as reporters from around the country descend upon Springfield to cover the debate. The news is dismal though as the candidates turn out to be less than compelling. On the night of the primary, Kent Brockman announces an unexpected turn of events: Springfield voters rejected all the leading candidates and embraced a write-in: Ralph Wiggum. Much to Lisa’s chagrin, the leaders of both parties realize that embracing Ralph as a candidate means certain victory come November. Although no one knows for sure which political party Ralph is representing, he insists that everyone is invited to his party in the “E Pluribus Wiggum” episode of THE SIMPSONS Sunday, Jan. 6 (8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (SI-1903) (TV-PG L, V)

Voice Cast: Dan Castellaneta as Homer Simpson; Julie Kavner as Marge Simpson; Nancy Cartwright as Bart Simpson and Ralph Wiggum; Yeardley Smith as Lisa Simpson; Hank Azaria as Moe; Harry Shearer as Skinner; Pamela Hayden as Campaign Worker #1; Tress MacNeille as Mrs. Skinner

Guest Voice Cast: Jon Stewart as himself; Dan Rather as himself




--“KING OF THE HILL”—(8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC

 

LADYBIRD’S TERRIBLE TANTRUM
ON “KING OF THE HILL”
SUNDAY, JANUARY 6, ON FOX
 


Hank turns to a “dog spiritualist” when Ladybird begins to act up around loud noises.  The spiritualist informs Hank that his lack of leadership skills is the source of Ladybird’s tantrums, so Hank learns some canine commands. When Ladybird doesn’t respond to Hank, the spiritualist encourages him to try different approaches. Hank thinks Ladybird needs to be around other elderly people, so the Hill family takes her to a nursing home where she seems at peace. When a loud thunderstorm rolls in and throws Ladybird back into her old ways, the Hill family becomes determined to find out what is wrong with the pooch in the “Doggone Crazy” episode of KING OF THE HILL airing Sunday, Jan. 6 (8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (KH-1201) (TV-PG)

Voice Cast: Mike Judge as Hank Hill & Boomhauer; Kathy Najimy as Peggy Hill; Pamela S. Adlon as Bobby Hill; Brittany Murphy as Luanne; Tom Petty as Lucky; Johnny Hardwick as Dale and Stephen Root as Bill.

Guest Voice Cast: Fred Willard as Officer Brown



--“FAMILY GUY”—(9:00-9:30 PM ET/PT) CC

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

PETER FIGHTS FOR HIS RIGHTS
ON “FAMILY GUY”
SUNDAY, JANUARY 6, ON FOX

Carrie Fisher and Phyllis Diller Make Guest Voice Appearances
 


Peter starts an anti-immigration group after being caught up in the pro-American sentiment at a Veterans’ Day parade, but his tune quickly changes when he finds out he was born in Mexico. Unable to prove his citizenship, pass the naturalization test or convince investigators that his marriage to Lois is for real, he ends up working as a groundskeeper on his father-in-law’s estate and leading the fight for immigrant rights in the “Padre de Familia” episode of FAMILY GUY Sunday, Jan. 6 (9:00-9:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (FG-520) (TV-14 D, L, S, V)

Voice Cast: Seth MacFarlane as Peter Griffin, Stewie Griffin, Brian Griffin, and Quagmire; Alex Borstein as Lois Griffin; Seth Green as Chris Griffin; Mila Kunis as Meg Griffin; Mike Henry as Cleveland.

Guest Voice: Carrie Fisher as Angela and Phyllis Diller as Thelma. 




--“AMERICAN DAD”—(9:30-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

ROGER KILLS THEM WITH KINDNESS
ON “AMERICAN DAD”
SUNDAY, JANUARY 6, ON FOX
 


Francine comes up with an elaborate plan to reunite Stan and Roger after a big fight. She fakes Roger's kidnapping in the hopes of showing Roger that Stan still cares about him, but when Stan never shows up to pay the ransom, it forces Roger to rethink the way he treats people. After all it wouldn’t kill him to be nice to people…or would it?  Find out on the “Frannie 911” episode of AMERICAN DAD Sunday, Jan. 6 (9:30-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (DAD-306) (TV-14 L)

Voice Cast: Seth MacFarlane as Stan Smith and Roger the Alien; Wendy Schaal as Francine Smith; Rachael MacFarlane as Hayley; Scott Grimes as Steve; and Dee Bradley Baker as Klaus.





 

MONDAY, JANUARY 7
 



**FOX SPORTS SPECIAL**—BCS CHAMPIONSHIP BOWL ‘08—(7:30 PM-CC ET/4:30 PM PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

 

FOX SPORTS PRESENTS
THE ALLSTATE BCS NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP GAME
LIVE FROM NEW ORLEANS,
MONDAY, JANUARY 7, ON FOX
 


FOX Sports presents exclusive coverage of the ALLSTATE BCS NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP GAME between the LSU Tigers and the Ohio State Buckeyes, live from New Orleans. The BCS on FOX lead announce team of play-by-play announcer Thom Brennaman and analyst Charles Davis call the action for the TOSTITOS BCS CHAMPIONSHIP GAME Monday, Jan. 7 (7:30-CC PM ET/4:30 PM-CC PT) on FOX.  (SP-0826) (TV-N/A)

 Local programming airs in primetime on the West Coast.]



 

TUESDAY, JANUARY 8
 



--“BONES”—(8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

WORLD-RENOWNED FORENSIC ANTHROPOLOGIST
DR. TEMPERANCE BRENNAN LENDS HER EXPERTISE
TO HELP THE FBI SOLVE CRIMES
ON “BONES” TUESDAY, JANUARY 8, ON FOX

See How It All Began On a Special Night Devoted to Encores of Pilot Episodes
 


Dr. Temperance Brennan is a highly skilled forensic anthropologist in Washington, D.C.  FBI Agent Seeley Booth calls on her to assist with investigations when the standard methods of identifying a body are useless – when the remains are badly decomposed, burned or destroyed beyond recognition. Booth asks Brennan to help provide clues and information when skeletal remains are found at the bottom of a lake.  With her team of specialists at the Jeffersonian Institute, Brennan determines the identity of the remains to be the ex-aide of a Washington, D.C., congressman. A series of clues add up to murder, and Brennan wants in on the case. Although skeptical of all scientists, or “squints” as he calls them, Booth knows if he wants Brennan’s expertise on the case, he’s going to have to give in to her demand to a partnership with him and let her out of the lab. Brennan may have gotten more than she bargained for when she digs under the surface to uncover who was behind the murder in the “Pilot” episode of BONES Tuesday, Jan. 8 (8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (BON-101) (TV-14 L, V)

Cast: Emily Deschanel as Dr. Temperance Brennan, David Boreanaz as FBI Special Agent Seeley Booth, TJ Thyne as Dr. Jack Hodgins, Michaela Conlin as Angela Montenegro, Eric Millegan as Zack Addy, Jonathan Adams as Dr. Daniel Goodman.

Guest Cast: Chris Conner as Oliver Laurier; Dominic Fumusa as Peter St. James; Larry Poindexter as Sen. Bethlehem; Sam Trammell as Ken Thompson; Tyrees Allen as Ted Eller; Bonita Friedericy as Sharon Eller; Katherine Ann McGregor as Mrs. Bethlehem; John Sterling Carter as FBI Director; Naja Hill as Cleo Eller; Charles Janasz as Reverend; Damian T. Raven as Uniformed Security; Dave Roberson as Homeland Security; Yun Choi as FBI Agent #1; Jeff Witzke as FBI Agent #2; Marilyn Sue Perry as Customs Agent; Billy Briggs as Airport Clerk.




--“HOUSE”—(9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

WOULD YOU WANT A DOCTOR WHO HOLDS YOUR HAND WHILE YOU DIE OR A DOCTOR WHO IGNORES YOU WHILE YOU GET BETTER? DECIDE FOR YOURSELF ON “HOUSE” TUESDAY, JANUARY 8, ON FOX

See How It All Began On a Special Night Devoted to Encores of Pilot Episodes

Episode Directed By Executive Producer Bryan Singer

Robin Tunney Guest-Stars
 


Dr. House and his elite team of young medical experts rush to save the life of a kindergarten teacher (guest star Robin Tunney) who started speaking gibberish and passed out in front of her class. What looks like a possible brain tumor does not respond to treatment and provides many more questions than answers for House and his team as they engage in a risky trial-and-error approach to her case.  When the young teacher refuses any additional variations of treatment and her life starts slipping away, House must act against his code of conduct and make a personal visit to his patient to convince her to trust him one last time on the “Pilot” episode of HOUSE Tuesday, Jan. 8 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (HOU-101) (TV-14 L)

Cast: Hugh Laurie as Dr. Gregory House, Lisa Edelstein as Dr. Lisa Cuddy, Omar Epps as Dr. Eric Foreman, Robert Sean Leonard as Dr. James Wilson, Jennifer Morrison as Dr. Allison Cameron, Jesse Spencer as Dr. Robert Chase

Guest Cast: Robin Tunney as Rachel Adler; Rekha Sharma as Melanie Landon





 

WEDNESDAY, JANUARY 9
 


--“BACK TO YOU”—(8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

 

GRACIE’S CLASS TAKES A FIELDTRIP TO THE WURG NEWSROOM;
CHUCK AND KELLY INTERVENE WHEN THEY MEET GRACIE’S BULLY
ON “BACK TO YOU” WEDNESDAY, JANUARY 9, ON FOX
 


The news team prepares for Gracie’s school fieldtrip to WURG, and Kelly informs Chuck that Gracie has been having problems with a class bully. While Kelly wants to handle the situation diplomatically by calling the school principal and holding a conflict resolution session, Chuck feels that Gracie should deal with the bully herself in a more direct – and corporeal – manner. Chuck’s paternal instincts seem to rub off on Kelly as she takes matters into her own hands and causes quiet a stir. Meanwhile, Marsh must prove to Gary that he can read “Casey at the Bat” to the children without crying, Montana is outdone by a precocious young weather girl in Gracie’s class, and Ryan revisits his awkward elementary school days when he encounters a doppelganger of himself in the “Gracie’s Bully” episode of BACK TO YOU airing Wednesday, Jan. 9 (8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (BTY-106) (TV-14 D, L)

Cast: Kelsey Grammer as Chuck Darling; Patricia Heaton as Kelly Carr; Fred Willard as Marsh McGinley; Ty Burrell as Gary Crezyzewski; Josh Gad as Ryan Church; Ayda Field as Montana Diaz Herrera; Laura Marano as Gracie Carr.

Guest Cast: Hailee Steinfeld as Little Girl; Kurt Doss as Brian; Charisma Carpenter as Brooke; Cyd Strittmatter as Miss Breckenridge; Cody Christian as Xander; Allisyn Arm as Kid #1; Terrancy Hardy as Kid #2; Paul Butcher as Well Dressed Kid.




--“BACK TO YOU”—(8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

 

GRACIE’S BIRTHDAY BASH IS THREATENED
WHEN KELLY AND MONTANA DISCOVER
A VICIOUS RACCOON IN KELLY’S ATTIC
ON “BACK TO YOU” WEDNESDAY, JANUARY 9, ON FOX
 


Kelly’s carefully laid plans for Gracie’s birthday party fall apart when Montana offers to give the girls makeovers and Chuck insists on buying Gracie’s cake. Meanwhile, Gary struggles to make it home on time for his anniversary, but the team’s hijinks make his goal nearly impossible. To make matters worse, the entire WURG news team ends up at Kelly’s house, cornering a fierce raccoon in Kelly’s attic right before Gracie’s birthday party is set to begin in the “Something’s Up There” episode of BACK TO YOU airing Wednesday, Jan. 9 (8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (BTY-107) (TV-14 L)

Cast: Kelsey Grammer as Chuck Darling; Patricia Heaton as Kelly Carr; Fred Willard as Marsh McGinley; Ty Burrell as Gary Crezyzewski; Josh Gad as Ryan Church; Ayda Field as Montana Diaz Herrera; Laura Marano as Gracie Carr.

Guest Cast: David Jahn as Jenna’s Dad




**1-HOUR EPISODE**—“‘TIL DEATH”—(9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

 

JEFF IS LARGE AND IN CHARGE ON A ONE-HOUR EPISODE
OF ‘TIL DEATH” WEDNESDAY, JANUARY 9, ON FOX
 


When Jeff becomes acting principal at the school, he thinks his ship has finally come in and this is his chance to shine. However, when he has to make an important decision, he chokes and winds up suspending Eddie, who finds himself bored at home until he gets an unexpected visit from his daughter and her boyfriend. Meanwhile, Joy is annoyed by Steph, who has developed an attitude from her husband’s elevated status at the school. In Eddie’s absence, Jeff searches for a substitute teacher and ends up hiring someone a little too close to home in the “No More Mr. Vice Guy/Everybody Digs Doug” episode of ‘TIL DEATH airing Wednesday, Jan. 9 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (TIL-205/204) (TV-PG D, L, S)

Cast: Brad Garrett; Joely Fisher; Eddie Kaye Thomas; and Kat Foster.

Guest Cast: Timm Sharp as Doug; Krysten Ritter as Allison.





 

THURSDAY, JANUARY 10
 



--“ARE YOU SMARTER THAN A 5TH GRADER?”—(8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC

 

ACCESS HOLLYWOOD’S BILL Y BUSH REVISITS HIS YOUTH 
FOR CHARITY ON “ARE YOU SMARTER THAN A 5TH GRADER?”
THURSDAY, JANUARY 10, ON FOX
 


The 5th graders extend a helping hand to Access Hollywood’s Billy Bush who will test his elementary skills and play for big bucks with proceeds going to the Lollipop Theater Network on a special celebrity edition of ARE YOU SMARTER THAN A 5TH GRADER? Thursday, Jan. 10 (8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (AYS-207) (TV-PG)

Host: Jeff Foxworthy





--“DON’T FORGET THE LYRICS!”—(9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC

 

WILL CONTESTANT RING IN THE NEW YEAR WITH BIG BUCKS? 
FIND OUT ON “DON’T FORGET THE LYRICS!”
FRIDAY, JANUARY 10, ON FOX
 


We all think we know the words to popular songs, but when there’s a million dollars at stake, will contestants be able to keep singing when the music stops? Or will they be at a loss for words? On this exciting new game show, contestants choose songs from different genres, decades and musical artists. Then they take center stage to sing alongside the studio band as the lyrics are projected on screen – but suddenly the music stops and the words disappear. Will the contestants belt out the correct missing lyric, or freeze under pressure? Wayne Brady hosts DON’T FORGET THE LYRICS! Thursday, Jan. 10 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (LYR-120) (TV-PG)

Host: Wayne Brady




 

FRIDAY, JANUARY 11
 


--“BONES”—(8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

WHEN A CHURCH CEMETERY BECOMES THE FOCUS OF A CRIME SCENE,
THE TEAM SEARCHES FOR ANSWERS ON SACRED GROUND
ON “BONES” FRIDAY, JANUARY 11, ON FOX

Stephen Fry Guest-Stars
 


A water main bursts in the middle of the night at the historic St. Agatha’s church cemetery, leaving the cemetery grounds littered with coffins and their once-peaceful inhabitants, and Brennan is called in to identify and help re-inter the remains. Father Matt, a newly installed priest, has informed Brennan and Zack that the last burial in the cemetery took place over 50 years ago, but Brennan finds a skull buried less than five years ago, leading them to believe the body was buried to hide a murder. After meeting some opposition from cantankerous head priest Father Donlan, Brennan and Zack deem the once-consecrated ground a crime scene. They take the remains back to the Jeffersonian, where Booth is offended by Brennan’s lack of respect for his or anyone else’s religious beliefs, and the two struggle to find their rhythm, which has been disrupted ever since Sully left. Booth insists Brennan come with him to see his therapist, Dr. Wyatt (guest star Stephen Fry), in hopes that Wyatt can help their relationship and get things back on track between them. Meanwhile, Hodgins and Angela’s romance heats up and Hodgins makes a bold move to advance things between them, taking Angela completely off-guard. When Booth and Angela return to the church to pass out sketches of the unidentified murder victim from the cemetery, a young parishioner identifies the sketch as the former parish priest Father Matt had replaced a short time ago. As Father Matt grows mysteriously ill and Brennan and Booth attempt to trace the details of the murdered priest’s disappearance, they must determine who is playing God and taking lives into his own hands in “The Priest in the Churchyard” episode of BONES airing Wednesday, Jan. 11 (8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (BON-217) (TV-14 D, S)

Cast: Emily Deschanel as Dr. Temperance Brennan; David Boreanaz as FBI Special Agent Seeley Booth; TJ Thyne as Dr. Jack Hodgins; Michaela Conlin as Angela Montenegro; Eric Millegan as Zack Addy; Tamara Taylor as Dr. Camille “Cam” Saroyan.

Guest Cast: Stephen Fry as Gordon Wyatt; George Coe as Father William Donlan; David Burke as Father Matthew Sands; Wendy Braun as Lorraine Bergin; Johnny Lewis as Enzo Falcinella; Soren Fulton as James Levay; William Jonathan Georges as Tony.



--“HOUSE”—(9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

A PATIENT’S DEATH PROMPTS AN INVESTIGATION INTO WHETHER
CHASE OR HOUSE MAY HAVE BEEN RESPONSIBLE FOR HER DEATH
ON "HOUSE" FRIDAY, JANUARY 11, ON FOX

Sela Ward Guest-Stars
 


Kayla, mother of two young girls, doubles over with stomach pain during her children’s talent show and is rushed to Princeton-Plainsboro Teaching Hospital. Six months later, Dr. Chase and Dr. House are being counseled by Stacy in preparation for a disciplinary hearing aimed at determining if either Chase or House made a mistake that ultimately led to Kayla’s death and her family’s subsequent lawsuit. Reliving the details of Kayla’s case in contradictory flashbacks, Stacy discovers Chase is holding something back about the details of his medical care. Meanwhile, House holds an important piece of information about Chase that may affect the hearing’s outcome, but it’s up to the disciplinary committee to determine if either doctor is at fault and what the professional repercussions may be for House and Chase in "The Mistake” episode of HOUSE Friday, Jan. 11 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (HOU-208) (TV-14 D, L, S)

Cast: Hugh Laurie as Dr. Gregory House; Lisa Edelstein as Dr. Lisa Cuddy; Omar Epps as Dr. Eric Foreman; Robert Sean Leonard as Dr. James Wilson; Jennifer Morrison as Dr. Allison Cameron; Jesse Spencer as Dr. Robert Chase.

Guest Cast: Sela Ward as Stacy Warner; Allison Smith as Kayla; Ryan Hurst as Sam; Adair Tishler as Nikki, Sammi Hanratty as Dory; Greg Winter as Chuck; John Rubinstein as Dr. Ayersman; John Lafayette as Dr. Schisgal; Kevin Moon as EMT; Licia Shearer as Clinic Patient; Kate Enggren as Mrs. Ayersman; Stephanie Venditto as Nurse Brenda; Sterling Beaumon as Boy Magician




 
 

SATURDAY, JANUARY 12
 



--“COPS: STUPID CRIMINALS SPECIAL EDITION #2”—(8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) CC

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

SUSPECTS ATTEMPT TO OUTSMART DETECTIVES AND DEPUTIES
ON “COPS: STUPID CRIMINALS SPECIAL EDITION #2”
 SATURDAY, JANUARY 12, ON FOX
 


When Detective Carl Jones of the Rialto, CA, Police Department spots a stolen vehicle in an alleyway, the driver attempts to evade officers and causes an accident involving a patrol car and two parked cars. Still thinking he has a chance to escape, the suspect flees on foot before he is caught and hauled off to jail. Also featured is Deputy Kelly Simpkins of the Brevard County, FL, Sheriff’s Office, who spots a suspicious male lurking in a known drug area. When the suspect is caught red-handed, his family shows nothing but tough love on COPS: STUPID CRIMINALS #2 airing Saturday, Jan. 12 (8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (CP-2005) (TV-PG L)




--“COPS: COAST TO COAST”—(8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

SAWED-OFF SHOTGUN CONCEALED IN PANTS
ON “COPS: COAST TO COAST”
SATURDAY, JANUARY 12, ON FOX
 


When Officer Joe Maltese of the Rialto, CA, Police Department is called to the scene of a possible fight involving guns, he detains a suspect who turns out to be hiding a sawed-off shotgun in his pants. Also featured is Deputy Thomas Gunter of the Brevard County, FL, Sheriff’s Office, patrolling an area known for drug trafficking and illicit behavior. When he spots a suspect who starts to flee, the suspect gives up without a fight on an all-new COPS: COAST TO COAST airing Saturday, Jan. 12 (8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (CP-2001) (TV-PG L)




--“AMERICA’S MOST WANTED: AMERICA FIGHTS BACK”—(9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC

 

“AMERICA’S MOST WANTED: AMERICA FIGHTS BACK”
CONTINUES ITS PURSUIT OF JUSTICE
SATURDAY, JANUARY 12, ON FOX
 


AMERICA’S MOST WANTED: AMERICA FIGHTS BACK takes on the nation's hottest crime issues. This crime-fighting program focuses on capturing fugitives, protecting victims and empowering citizens within the criminal justice system. The series also takes an in-depth look at laws that harm victims, champions the cause of lawmakers fighting to protect victims' rights and presents news of recent captures, convictions and missing children cases. AMERICA’S MOST WANTED: AMERICA FIGHTS BACK airs Saturday, Jan. 12 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (MW-2116) (TV-PG V)

Host: John Walsh




--“MADtv”—(11:00 PM-Midnight ET/PT) CC

 

JOEY FATONE GUEST-STARS ON  “MADtv”
SATURDAY, JANUARY 12, ON FOX
 


FOX’s late-night laughs get “in sync” when singer/actor Joey Fatone hosts MADtv airing Saturday, Jan. 12 (11:00 PM-Midnight ET/PT) on FOX. (MD-1306) (TV-14 D, L, S)

Cast: Crista Flanagan, Keegan-Michael Key, Bobby Lee, Michael McDonald, Arden Myrin, Nicole Parker, Jordan Peele, Anjelah Johnson, Johnny Sanchez III, Dan Oster and Daheli Hall.

Guest Cast: Joey Fatone



**ALL NEW**— “TALKSHOW WITH SPIKE FERESTEN”—(Midnight-12:30 AM ET/PT) CC

 

GET READY TO BE SPIKED
BY “TALKSHOW WITH SPIKE FERESTEN”
SATURDAY, JANUARY 12, ON FOX
 


Stay up late for more irreverent comedy sketches and outstanding guests on TALKSHOW WITH SPIKE FERESTEN airing Saturday, Jan. 12 (Midnight-12:30AM ET/PT) on FOX.  (SPK-213) (TV-14 D, L)

Host: Spike Feresten




 

 
SUNDAY, JANUARY 13
 


[EDITOR’S NOTE 1: Due to the preceding NFC Division Playoffs, AMERICAN DAD at 7:00 and 7:30 PM air on the West Coast only.]
[EDITOR’S NOTE 2: THE SIMPSONS and KING OF THE HILL are preempted this night.]

--“AMERICAN DAD”—(7:00-7:30 PM PT) CC

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

STAN AND ROGER GET A LIFE SWAP
ON “AMERICAN DAD”
SUNDAY, JANUARY 13, ON FOX

Jason Lee, Ron Livingston, Andy Richter and Beau Bridges
Make Guest Voice Appearances
 


After Stan and Roger have a rough day, they get into a fight that leads to a “Freaky Friday”-type switcheroo where they get a taste of life in each other’s shoes.  But after the excitement of a new life stales, they face each other’s problems as Roger is under pressure at work and Stan yearns to be needed. The swap gets out of hand as the family starts to crumble on the “Rough Trade” episode of AMERICAN DAD Sunday, Jan. 13 (7:00-7:30 PM PT) on FOX.  (DAD-117) (TV-14 D, L)

Voice Cast: Seth MacFarlane as Stan Smith, Roger the Alien, Deacon and Greg; Wendy Schaal as Francine Smith and Delta Burke; Rachael MacFarlane as Hayley; Scott Grimes as Steve; and Dee Bradley Baker as Klaus.

Guest Voice Cast: Patrick Stewart as Bullock; Jill Talley as Senator Feinstein and Maria; Rob Tinkler as Doyle and Fusfeld; Ron Livingston as Bob Memari; Megyn Price as Linda Memari; Mike Barker as Contestant and Terry; Andy Richter as Philip; Jason Lee as Officer Bays and Beau Bridges as Lieutenant Goldberg.  




 

--“AMERICAN DAD”—(7:30-8:00 PM PT) CC

FRANCINE’S MUFFINS ARE SELLING LIKE HOTCAKES
ON “AMERICAN DAD”
SUNDAY, JANUARY 13, ON FOX
 


Francine’s dreams of running a muffin business come true when she rents a kiosk in the local mall despite the lack of support from Stan. Klaus tricks Stan into giving him a body so he can put the moves on Francine, using his knowledge of her true hopes and dreams to woo her. Meanwhile, Hayley is upset because the mall is causing deforestation and displacing wild animals, so she joins a rogue group but is surprised to find they are not into “peaceful” protest on the “Finances With Wolves” episode of AMERICAN DAD Sunday, Jan. 13 (7:30-8:00 PM PT) on FOX. (DAD-118) (TV-14 D, L)

Voice Cast: Seth MacFarlane as Stan Smith, Roger the Alien, Deacon and Greg; Wendy Schaal as Francine Smith and Delta Burke; Rachael MacFarlane as Hayley; Scott Grimes as Steve; and Dee Bradley Baker as Klaus.




**2-NIGHT SERIES PREMIERE, PART 1**—“TERMINATOR: THE SARAH CONNOR CHRONICLES”— (8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

IT’S TIME TO TAKE BACK THE FUTURE ON
TERMINATOR: THE SARAH CONNOR CHRONICLES
SUNDAY, JANUARY 13, ON FOX
 


In the series premiere, Sarah Connor struggles to keep her son John Connor safe from an enemy Terminator from the future. She uproots their lives and takes him to live in a small town in New Mexico where he befriends Cameron who ultimately becomes his protector.  Meanwhile, FBI Agent James Ellison continues his hunt for Sarah Connor in the “Pilot” episode of TERMINATOR: THE SARAH CONNOR CHRONICLES airing Sunday, Jan. 13 (8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (SCC-101) (TV-14 S, V)

Cast: Lena Headey, Thomas Dekker, Summer Glau and Richard T. Jones

Guest Cast: Owain Yeoman as Cromartie; Dean Winters as Charley Dixon; Aaron Cash as terminator; Charlayne Woodard as Terissa Dyson




--“FAMILY GUY”—(9:00-9:30 PM ET/PT) CC

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

PETER HAS A STROKE OF GENIUS
ON “FAMILY GUY”
SUNDAY, JANUARY 13, ON FOX

Ricardo Montalban Makes a Guest Voice Appearance
 


Peter decides to grow a moustache, but then he’s mistaken for a fireman (because they all have moustaches), so he lends a hand when a fire breaks out at a local fast food restaurant. The owner gives him unlimited burgers as a “thank you” but he eats so many that he eventually has a stroke. When Peter recovers, he vows to expose the fast-food company and becomes friends with a genetically engineered cow (Montalban) he meets after infiltrating the McBurgertown warehouse on the “McStroke” episode of FAMILY GUY (9:00-9:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (FG-519) (TV-14 D, L, S, V)

Voice Cast: Seth MacFarlane as Peter Griffin, Stewie Griffin, Brian Griffin, and Quagmire; Alex Borstein as Lois Griffin; Seth Green as Chris Griffin; Mila Kunis as Meg Griffin; Mike Henry as Cleveland.

Guest Cast: Ricardo Montalban as the Cow




--“AMERICAN DAD”—(9:30-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

THE NAME IS SMITH…STAN SMITH
ON “AMERICAN DAD”
SUNDAY, JANUARY 13, ON FOX
 


Stan and the family are characters in a Bond-style spoof when Stan must stop Tearjerker (a.k.a. Roger), a diabolical film producer, who produces movies that can kill.  Tearjerker’s fiendish plot involves abducting celebrities from his spa and replacing them with celebrity robots that make horrible movies, all in an effort to make his masterpiece “Oscar’s Gold” the best and saddest movie ever, causing millions of moviegoers cry themselves to death on the "Tearjerker” episode of AMERICAN DAD Sunday, Jan. 13 (9:30-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (DAD-308) (TV-14 D, S, V)

Voice Cast: Seth MacFarlane as Stan Smith and Roger the Alien; Wendy Schaal as Francine Smith; Rachael MacFarlane as Hayley; Scott Grimes as Steve; and Dee Bradley Baker as Klaus.
 

 

 

 

SUNDAY, DECEMBER 30
 


Due to the preceding NFL doubleheader, KING OF THE HILL at 7:00 PM and 7:30 PM will air on the West Coast only.]

 

--“KING OF THE HILL”—(7:00-7:30 PM PT) CC

CULTURAL CONFLICT AND COUNTRY CLUB CHAOS
ON “KING OF THE HILL”
SUNDAY, DECEMBER 30, ON FOX
 


Kahn and Minh finally decide to ditch their hillbilly neighbors after Dale runs into their rose bushes with a homemade go-cart. The Souphanousinphones seek refuge at Nine Rivers, an upscale country club to which they were denied membership three times. Desperate to join, Kanh convinces Minh to befriend Dale and the rest of the Arlen Gun Club members so Minh can join the Nine Rivers skeet-shooting team. Kahn keeps his eyes on the prize while Minh begins to understand and accept the ways of her hillbilly neighbors. When Minh ditches the Arlen Gun Club to join the Nine Rivers team, Dale seeks revenge at the Tri-Club Skeet Classic. Meanwhile, the Hill Family go on a hunt for the garbage-can bandit in “The Minh Who Knew Too Much” episode of KING OF THE HILL airing Sunday, Dec. 30 (7:00-7:30 PM PT) on FOX.  (KH-1118) (TV-PG L, V)

Voice Cast: Mike Judge as Hank Hill & Boomhauer; Kathy Najimy as Peggy Hill; Pamela S. Adlon as Bobby Hill; Brittany Murphy as Luanne; Tom Petty as Lucky; Johnny Hardwick as Dale and Stephen Root as Bill

Guest Voice Cast: Lauren Tom as Minh; Toby Huss as Kahn




--“KING OF THE HILL”—(7:30-8:00 PM PT) CC

 

DALE TURNS INTO A BASKET CASE
ON “KING OF THE HILL”
SUNDAY, DECEMBER 30, ON FOX
 


When the Gribbles experience financial trouble due to Dale’s slow extermination business, Peggy suggests he participate in a program where people go on vacation to learn different trades -- a “Vocation Vacation.”  She encourages Hank to accompany him, and to Hank’s disappointment, Dale signs them up for his hobby and lifelong professional dream of basket weaving.  While Hank’s work is admired by the teacher, Dale’s work is looked at as less appealing.  When Hank is given the opportunity to fill in for ill factory workers and is offered a permanent job, Dale tries to run him over with a tractor so he can have the job himself.  But Hank helps him face the hard truth that he isn’t very good at basket weaving.  To restore Dale’s confidence, Hank and the instructor pretend that beetles have infested the factory, and Dale “saves the day” by performing an extermination.  A couple of basket weaving participants become curious about Dale’s work and he lands a job after all -- as a “Vocation Vacations” teacher of extermination.  Meanwhile, Peggy helps Bill and Kahn create an internet video where Bill’s hat seemingly blows off his head and lands on Kahn’s in the “DreamWeaver” episode of KING OF THE HILL airing Sunday, December 30 (7:30-8:00 PM PT) on FOX.  (KH-1120) (TV-PG)

Voice Cast: Mike Judge as Hank Hill & Boomhauer; Kathy Najimy as Peggy Hill; Pamela S. Adlon as Bobby Hill; Brittany Murphy as Luanne; Johnny Hardwick as Dale; Stephen Root as Bill.




--“THE SIMPSONS”—(8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) CC

 

MARGE FEARS FOR HER SAFETY
AFTER BREAKING A PROMISE TO A BANK ROBBER
ON “THE SIMPSONS”
SUNDAY, DECEMBER 30, ON FOX

Steve Buscemi and Ted Nugent Make Guest-Voice Appearances
 


While waiting in line at the bank, Marge strikes up a conversation with a strange man named Dwight (Steve Buscemi) who later attempts to rob the bank. When the police show up, Marge convinces a cornered Dwight to turn himself in by promising to visit him in prison. As Dwight eagerly awaits Marge’s visit, Homer assures her that Dwight will not expect her to actually visit. But when Dwight receives a phone call and the caller (Ted Nugent) isn’t Marge, he escapes to find her. Watching the news report about Dwight’s jail break, she wishes she had kept her promise in the “I Don’t Wanna Know Why the Caged Bird Sings” episode of THE SIMPSONS airing Sunday, Dec. 30 (8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (SI-1819) (TV-PG L, V)

Voice Cast: Voice Cast: Dan Castellaneta as Homer Simpson; Julie Kavner as Marge Simpson; Nancy Cartwright as Bart Simpson; Yeardley Smith as Lisa Simpson; Hank Azaria as Moe; Pamela Hayden as Jimbo; Tress MacNeille as Dolph; Russi Taylor as Martin

Guest Voice Cast: Steve Buscemi as Dwight; Ted Nugent as himself




--“KING OF THE HILL”—(8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC

 

COTTON GOES SIX FEET UNDER
ON “KING OF THE HILL”
SUNDAY, DECEMBER 30, ON FOX
 


Hank, Peggy, Luanne and Lucky decide to celebrate the first trimester of Luanne’s pregnancy at an upscale Japanese restaurant. Peggy and Hank plan to attend the celebration until Bobby’s sitter cancels at the last minute. Cotton stops by the house and volunteers to stay with Bobby, but Peggy is hesitant about the whole idea. After an evening of reckless babysitting, Cotton decides to crash the dinner party with Bobby and finds himself in a deathly situation with a chef who resembles an enemy from his WWII days. After Cotton’s many chances at cheating death, it finally catches up with him in the “Death Picks Cotton” episode of KING OF THE HILL airing Sunday, Dec. 30 (8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (KH-1114) (TV-PG D, L)

Voice Cast: Mike Judge as Hank Hill, Octavio & Boomhauer; Kathy Najimy as Peggy Hill; Pamela S. Adlon as Bobby Hill; Brittany Murphy as Luanne; Johnny Hardwick as Dale; Stephen Root as Bill, Paramedic and Strickland; Ashley Gardner as Reverend Stroup and Nancy; David Herman as Jimmy Wichard and Johnson; Toby Huss as Cotton, Joe Jack and Kahn; Lauren Tom as Minh and Connie; and Jonathan Joss as Redcorn.

Guest Voice Cast: Toby Huss as Cotton Hill




--“FAMILY GUY”—(9:00-9:30 PM ET/PT) CC

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

BRIAN’S IN THE DOG HOUSE
ON “FAMILY GUY”
SUNDAY, DECEMBER 30, ON FOX

Drew Barrymore Makes a Guest-Voice Appearance
 


When Peter convinces Brian to move in with his dense girlfriend Jillian (Drew Barrymore), she ends up smothering him, but he keeps her around for the lovin’. Stewie moves in with them to help pay the rent, but he tries to get Brian back on the playing field by throwing him a drunken party and interfering with their relationship. Meanwhile, Meg gets a job at the local convenience store, as does Chris, who gets chummy with the manager, Carl. While Chris and Carl talk about their favorite movies, Meg is saddled with all the hard work. She eventually stands up for herself and as a result gets fired in the “Movin’ Out (Brian’s Song)” episode of FAMILY GUY airing Sunday, Dec. 30 (9:00-9:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (FG-514) (TV-14 D, L, S)

Voice Cast: Seth MacFarlane as Peter Griffin, Stewie Griffin, Brian Griffin, and Quagmire; Alex Borstein as Lois Griffin; Seth Green as Chris Griffin; Mila Kunis as Meg Griffin; Mike Henry as Cleveland.

Guest Voice Cast: Drew Barrymore as Jillian




--“AMERICAN DAD”—(9:30-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

HAPPY HOLIDAYS DOES NOT MEAN MERRY CHRISTMAS
ON “AMERICAN DAD”
SUNDAY, DECEMBER 30, ON FOX

Lisa Kudrow Makes a Guest-Voice Appearance
 


When an injunction prevents Langley Falls from lighting their annual Christmas tree, Stan blames secular non-believers for ruining his favorite holiday. With Stan’s holiday spirit at an all-time low, the Ghost of Christmas Past (Lisa Kudrow) visits him and tries to show him the true meaning of Christmas. However, Stan is convinced that Christmas can be saved by changing the outcome of Vietnam, but finds that changing the past drastically alters the future in “The Best Christmas Story Never Told” episode of AMERICAN DAD Sunday, Dec. 30 (9:30-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (DAD-214) (TV-14 D, L)
Voice Cast: Seth MacFarlane as Stan Smith, Roger the Alien and Franz; Wendy Schaal as Francine Smith; Rachael MacFarlane as Hayley; Scott Grimes as Steve; and Dee Bradley Baker as Klaus.

Guest Voice Cast: Lisa Kudrow as the Ghost of Christmas Past; Rick Hoffman as Caroler #1/John Hinkley; Chris Diamantopolous as Donald Sutherland/Robert DeNiro.





 

MONDAY, DECEMBER 31
 


**FOX MOVIE SPECIAL**—“MEN IN BLACK II”—(8:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

 

THE UNIVERSE’S FAVORITE CRIME-FIGHTERS RETURN
IN “MEN IN BLACK II”
MONDAY, DECEMBER 31, ON FOX
 


Tommy Lee Jones and Will Smith are back in black as scum-fighting super-agents Kay and Jay.  Their latest mission: to save the world from a total intergalactic disaster!  When a renegade Kylothian monster, Serleena (Lara Flynn Boyle), disguised as a lingerie model, threatens the survival of the human race, the agents get the call to step up and get busy.  Don’t miss MEN IN BLACK II Monday, Dec. 31 (8:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (FM-0504) (TV-PG L, V)

Cast: Tommy Lee Jones as Kevin Brown, Agent Kay; Will Smith as Agent Jay; Rip Torn as Zed; Lara Flynn Boyle as Serleena; Johnny Knoxville as Scrad/Charlie; Rosario Dawson as Laura Vasquez; Tony Shalhoub as Jack Jeebs; Patrick Warburton as Agent Tee; Jack Kehler as Ben; and David Cross as Newton.




**FOX SPECIAL**—“NEW YEAR’S EVE LIVE”— (11:00 PM-12:30 AM ET/CT/MT/PT) CC

 

RING IN 2008 FROM TIMES SQUARE WITH
CAT DEELEY, JORDIN SPARKS, BLAKE LEWIS, AND LIFEHOUSE
ON “NEW YEAR’S EVE LIVE”
MONDAY, DECEMBER 31, 2007, ON FOX
 


Tune in to FOX to ring in the new year as Cat Deeley hosts NEW YEAR’S EVE LIVE from Times Square in New York City. The countdown to 2008 will offer a look back at the year’s most memorable moments in pop culture as well as live performances from AMERICAN IDOL winner Jordin Sparks, IDOL finalist Blake Lewis, and pop/rock band Lifehouse. Additionally, the show will feature the exclusive U.S. TV premiere of pop superstar Mariah Carey’s concert performance of “Shake It Off” from her recently released DVD. Throughout the evening, Spike Feresten from TALKSHOW WITH SPIKE FERESTEN will conduct his signature “man-on-the-street” interviews with partygoers. Celebrate the new year with FOX on NEW YEAR’S EVE LIVE airing Monday, Dec. 31 (11:00 PM-12:30 AM ET/CT/MT/PT) on FOX.  (SP-0820) (TV-TBA)

Host: Cat Deeley



[EDITOR’S NOTE: The New Year’s Eve special airs live in ET and is tape-delayed in all other time zones.]


 

TUESDAY, JANUARY 1
 


: HOUSE is preempted this night.]
: Local programming airs in primetime on the West Coast.]

**FOX SPORTS SPECIAL**—“ALLSTATE SUGAR BOWL”—(8:00 PM-CC ET/5:00 PM-CC PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

 

FOX SPORTS PRESENTS
THE ALLSTATE SUGAR BOWL
TUESDAY, JANUARY 1, LIVE ON FOX
 


FOX Sports presents exclusive coverage of the ALLSTATE SUGAR BOWL between the Hawaii Warriors and the Georgia Bulldogs live from New Orleans, LA. BCS on FOX play-by-play announcer Thom Brennaman and analyst Charles Davis call the action for the ALLSTATE SUGAR BOWL Tuesday, Jan. 1 (8:00 PM-CC ET/5:00 PM-CC PT) on FOX.   (SP-0821) (TV-N/A)




 

WEDNESDAY, JANUARY 2
 


[EDITOR’S NOTE 1: BACK TO YOU and ‘TIL DEATH are preempted this night.]
[EDITOR’S NOTE 2: Local programming airs in primetime on the West Coast.]

**FOX SPORTS SPECIAL**—“TOSTITOS FIESTA BOWL”—(7:30 PM-CC ET/4:30 PM-CC PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

 

FOX SPORTS PRESENTS
THE TOSTITOS FIESTA BOWL
WEDNESDAY, JANUARY 2, LIVE ON FOX
 


FOX Sports presents exclusive coverage of the TOSTITOS FIESTA BOWL between the West Virginia Mountaineers and the Oklahoma Sooners live from Glendale, AZ. BCS on FOX play-by-play announcer Matt Vasgersian and analysts Terry Donahue and Pat Haden call the action live for the TOSTITOS FIESTA BOWL Wednesday, Jan. 2 (7:30 PM-CC ET/4:30 PM-CC PT) on FOX.   (SP-0824) (TV-N/A)




 

THURSDAY, JANUARY 3
 


: ARE YOU SMARTER THAN A 5TH GRADER and DON’T FORGET THE LYRICS are preempted this night.]
: Local programming airs in primetime on the West Coast.]

**FOX SPORTS SPECIAL**—“FEDEX ORANGE BOWL”—(7:30 PM-CC ET/4:30 PM-CC PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

 

FOX SPORTS PRESENTS
THE FEDEX ORANGE BOWL
THURSDAY, JANUARY 3, LIVE ON FOX
 


FOX Sports presents exclusive coverage of the FEDEX ORANGE BOWL between the Kansas Jayhawks and the Virginia Tech Hokies live from Miami, FL. BCS on FOX play-by-play announcer Kenny Albert and analysts Daryl Johnston and Barry Alvarez call the action live for the FEDEX ORANGE BOWL Thursday, Jan. 3 (7:30 PM-CC ET/4:30 PM-CC PT) on FOX.   (SP-0825) (TV-N/A)





 

FRIDAY, JANUARY 4
 


**TIME PERIOD PREMIERE**—“BONES”—(8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

BRENNAN AND SULLY’S VACATION IS INTERRUPTED
AS THE TEAM TAKES ON THE CASE OF A WOMAN
WHOSE BODY IS FOUND WITHOUT ANY BONES
ON “BONES” FRIDAY, JANUARY 4, ON FOX
 


Interrupting Brennan’s romantic vacation with Sully (guest star Eddie McClintock) on his boat in the marina, Booth drags her to a crime scene on the river where the shell of a woman’s body is found minus all of her bones. The body poses an intriguing case for the team as they attempt to reconstruct the women’s skeletal structure without the help of any bones. Eager to get back to her vacation, Brennan quickly weighs in on the case, but in the absence of any bones, does not feel she has a reason to be involved. Zach, Hodgins and Cam attempt to construct a skeleton for the body, a task that proves to be both difficult and gruesome. During the process Cam finds the sole remaining bone in the deflated body, which is enough of a reason for Booth to barge back into Brennan and Sully’s vacation and bring Brennan into the Jeffersonian once again. Booth investigates an international mail-order bride agency as well as the woman’s former fiancé, but the man quickly evades the investigation. When further clues in the case point to a rare and ancient Asian custom that involves burying the bones of an unmarried woman with those of an unmarried man as a sort of afterlife wedding ceremony, Brennan and Booth realize they are in fact looking for a murder suspect who may have killed the woman found in the river to use her bones for the ceremony. Meanwhile, Sully propositions Brennan, forcing her to make an important decision about their future together, a proposition that surprises her and for which she’s definitely not prepared in “The Boneless Bride in the River” episode of BONES airing Friday, Jan. 4 (8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (BON-216) (TV-14 D, L, V)

Cast: Emily Deschanel as Dr. Temperance Brennan; David Boreanaz as FBI Special Agent Seeley Booth; TJ Thyne as Dr. Jack Hodgins; Michaela Conlin as Angela Montenegro; Eric Millegan as Zack Addy; Tamara Taylor as Dr. Camille “Cam” Saroyan.

Guest Cast: Eddie McClintock as Agent Tim “Sully” Sullivan; J.P. Pitoc as Drew Harper; Michael Paul Chan as Professor Shi Jon Chen; Deborah Theaker as Jackie Burrows; Lucille Soong as Mai Zhang; Bob Lem as Eric Chang; Alice Lo as Mary Chang; James Hong as Joseph Han; Leonard Wu as Nelson Han; Eric Stonestreet as D.C. Cop




**TIME PERIOD PREMIERE**—“HOUSE”—(9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

 

A PATIENT WITH AIDS STALKS HOUSE TO GET HIM TO TAKE HIS CASE;
HOUSE AND STACY STALK A MOUSE IN HER ATTIC;
AND CAMERON FACES A HEALTH SCARE OF HER OWN
ON "HOUSE" FRIDAY, JANUARY 4, ON FOX

Sela Ward Guest-Stars
 


Kalvin, a gay man with full-blown AIDS, confronts House in front of his home, demands that House figure out what’s causing his illness – besides HIV or AIDS – and collapses at his feet. When Kalvin claims that House assaulted him, Cuddy tells House to give Stacy the facts. House meets with Stacy at her home – armed with some unethically-garnered personal information about her – and he and Stacy share close quarters when he tries to help her exterminate a mouse from her attic, to the chagrin of her temporarily handicapped husband, Mark.  During an exam, Kalvin accidentally coughs HIV-positive blood onto Cameron’s face, and she is forced to confront the possibility that her life may be changed forever. When House discovers Kalvin’s father is suffering from unique symptoms of his own, he must figure out if they are connected and solve the puzzle to save both father and son in the "Hunting” episode of HOUSE Friday, Jan. 4 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (HOU-207) (TV-14 D, L, S, V)

Cast: Hugh Laurie as Dr. Gregory House; Lisa Edelstein as Dr. Lisa Cuddy; Omar Epps as Dr. Eric Foreman; Robert Sean Leonard as Dr. James Wilson; Jennifer Morrison as Dr. Allison Cameron; Jesse Spencer as Dr. Robert Chase.

Guest Cast: Sela Ward as Stacy Warner; Currie Graham as Mark Warner; Matthew John Armstrong as Kalvin; Wings Hauser as Michael; Hamilton Mitchell as Infection Control Officer.


 


 

SATURDAY, JANUARY 5
 



--“COPS: WAR ON DRUGS #2 SPECIAL EDITION”—(8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) CC

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.
               
 

ILLEGAL SUBSTANCES SEND SUSPECTS INTO LEGAL SYSTEM 
ON “COPS: WAR ON DRUGS #2 SPECIAL EDITION”
SATURDAY, JANUARY 5, ON FOX
 


When officers patrol the streets of Las Vegas, NV, Kansas City, MO, and Rialto, CA, to fight the war on drugs, skittish suspects attempt to hide their habits by eating, stashing and ditching evidence. One suspect, who is on probation, is concealing more than narcotics and faces additional charges on an all-new COPS: WAR ON DRUGS #2 SPECIAL EDITION Saturday, Jan. 5 (8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (CP-2017) (TV-PG L)




--“COPS: COAST TO COAST”—(8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.
 

               
SHOTS FIRED AND A DOMESTIC DISPUTE
ON “COPS: COAST TO COAST”
SATURDAY, JANUARY 5, ON FOX
 


Faster your seatbelts when Officer Caleb Lenz of the Kansas City, MO, Police Department is assisting in the pursuit of a car-jack suspect who has shot an officer. The department stops at nothing to track down the offender and releases a K-9, which eventually sniffs out the suspect. Also featured is Sergeant Jeremiah Marcotte of the Lee County, FL, Sheriff’s Office, who responds to a domestic violence call in which a female was harmed by her “best friend” on COPS: COAST TO COAST Saturday, Jan. 5 (8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (CP-2009) (TV-14 D, L, V)

Contact: Josh Governale  310-369-7455  josh.governale@fox.com

 
--“AMERICA’S MOST WANTED: AMERICA FIGHTS BACK”—(9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC

 

“AMERICA’S MOST WANTED: AMERICA FIGHTS BACK”
CONTINUES ITS PURSUIT OF JUSTICE
SATURDAY, JANUARY 5, ON FOX
 


AMERICA’S MOST WANTED: AMERICA FIGHTS BACK takes on the nation's hottest crime issues. This crime-fighting program focuses on capturing fugitives, protecting victims and empowering citizens within the criminal justice system. The series also takes an in-depth look at laws that harm victims, champions the cause of lawmakers fighting to protect victims' rights and presents news of recent captures, convictions and missing children cases. AMERICA’S MOST WANTED: AMERICA FIGHTS BACK airs Saturday, Jan. 5 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (MW-2115) (TV-PG V)

Host: John Walsh




--“MADtv”—(11:00 PM-Midnight ET/PT) CC

 

CARLOS MENCIA BRINGS HIS COMICAL STYLE
TO “MADtv”
SATURDAY, JANUARY 5, ON FOX
 


Actor/comedian Carlos Mencia (“The Heartbreak Kid,” “Mind of Mencia”) makes a guest-starring appearance and joins forces with Bobby Lee in a “24” TV parody, while newcomer Johnny Sanchez III entertains viewers with his stand-up on MADtv airing Saturday, Jan. 5 (11:00 PM-Midnight ET/PT) on FOX.  (MD-1305) (TV-14 D, L)

Cast: Crista Flanagan, Keegan-Michael Key, Bobby Lee, Michael McDonald, Arden Myrin, Nicole Parker, Jordan Peele, Anjelah Johnson, Johnny Sanchez III, Dan Oster and Daheli Hall.

Guest Cast: Carlos Mencia



 
--“TALKSHOW WITH SPIKE FERESTEN”—(Midnight-12:30 AM ET/PT) CC

 

“THE OFFICE”’S BRIAN BAUMGARTNER GUESTS
ON “TALKSHOW WITH SPIKE FERESTEN”
SATURDAY, JANUARY 5, ON FOX
 


Brian Baumgartner (“The Office”) joins Spike for irreverent comedy sketches on TALKSHOW WITH SPIKE FERESTEN airing Saturday, Jan. 5 (Midnight-12:30 AM ET/PT) on FOX.  (SPK-202) (TV-14 D, L)

Host: Spike Feresten

Guest Cast: Brian Baumgartner





 

SUNDAY, JANUARY 6
 



--“AMERICAN DAD”—(7:00-7:30 PM ET/PT) CC

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

STEVE GETS TOO BIG FOR HIS BRITCHES
ON “AMERICAN DAD”
SUNDAY, JANUARY 6, ON FOX

Bryan Cranston Makes Guest Voice Appearance
 


After Stan finds out that Steve is failing English, he forces Steve to write his own story, which is inspired by Roger’s desire to be a celebrity. It quickly becomes a best-selling hit and Steve gets a taste of life in the spotlight.  But as Stan and Francine milk the benefits of having a famous son, Steve turns around and divorces the family In the “Star Trek” episode of AMERICAN DAD Sunday, Jan. 6 (7:00-7:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (DAD-115) (TV-14 D, L, V)

Voice Cast: Seth MacFarlane as Stan Smith, Roger the Alien, Deacon and Greg; Wendy Schaal as Francine Smith and Delta Burke; Rachael MacFarlane as Hayley; Scott Grimes as Steve; and Dee Bradley Baker as Klaus.

Guest Voice Cast: Jim Wise as Mr. Durbin; Curtis Armstrong as Snot; Daisuke Suzuki as Toshi; Eddie Kaye Thomas as Barry; Leslie Jordan as Mr. Beauregard; Bryan Cranston as Publisher; Jilly Talley as Boob Woman and Old Woman; Matt McKenna as Kevin and Cap’n Monty; and Eddie Kaye Thomas as Spike. 



 
--“AMERICAN DAD”—(7:30-8:00 PM ET/PT) CC

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

STAN GETS HIS GROOVE BACK
ON “AMERICAN DAD”
SUNDAY, JANUARY 6, ON FOX

Jon Cryer and Jeremy Sisto Make Guest Voice Appearances
 


Because of Stan’s bad prom experience, he’s overly excited to attend Francine’s high school reunion and finally have his dance with the Homecoming Queen.  But when Francine learns her title was a mistake, Stan must choose between his wife and the dance of his dreams. Back at home, Steve and Roger seek enlightenment from a delivery boy on the “It’s Good To Be Queen” episode of AMERICAN DAD Sunday, Jan. 6 (7:30-8:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (DAD-119) (TV-14 D, L)

Voice Cast: Seth MacFarlane as Stan Smith, Roger the Alien, Deacon and Greg; Wendy Schaal as Francine Smith and Delta Burke; Rachael MacFarlane as Hayley; Scott Grimes as Steve; and Dee Bradley Baker as Klaus.

Guest Voice Cast: Mike Barker as Jock #2, Sanders and Pig Head; Stephen Root as Dick; Mike Henry as Jackson and Maitre D’; Jeremy Sisto as Mitch; Leigh Allyn Baker as Margie; Jon Cryer as Quacky; Jeff Fischer as Jeff and Donnie; David Zuckerman as Housekeeper and Betty Sue; Matt McKenna as Donnie’s Dad, Waiter and Guy In Line; Loan Gruffudd as Dark Haired Man and Medic, and Dayna Devin as Girl In Line.




--“THE SIMPSONS”—(8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) CC

 

WHEN SPRINGFIELD HOLDS A PRESIDENTIAL PRIMARY,
VOTERS TURN TO THE ONE PERSON THEY CAN TRUST: RALPH WIGGUM
ON “THE SIMPSONS” SUNDAY, JANUARY 6, ON FOX

Jon Stewart and Dan Rather Make Guest-Voice Appearances
 


When Homer disposes of a leaky battery along with his fast food containers, he causes an explosion that destroys Springfield’s fast-food district. Mayor Quimby proposes to rebuild the district during the next election. The next election, however, isn’t until June, so Quimby decides to move it to the upcoming Saturday. This change makes Springfield the first city in the nation to hold a presidential primary. Excitement builds as reporters from around the country descend upon Springfield to cover the debate. The news is dismal though as the candidates turn out to be less than compelling. On the night of the primary, Kent Brockman announces an unexpected turn of events: Springfield voters rejected all the leading candidates and embraced a write-in: Ralph Wiggum. Much to Lisa’s chagrin, the leaders of both parties realize that embracing Ralph as a candidate means certain victory come November. Although no one knows for sure which political party Ralph is representing, he insists that everyone is invited to his party in the “E Pluribus Wiggum” episode of THE SIMPSONS Sunday, Jan. 6 (8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (SI-1903) (TV-PG L, V)


Voice Cast: Dan Castellaneta as Homer Simpson; Julie Kavner as Marge Simpson; Nancy Cartwright as Bart Simpson and Ralph Wiggum; Yeardley Smith as Lisa Simpson; Hank Azaria as Moe; Harry Shearer as Skinner; Pamela Hayden as Campaign Worker #1; Tress MacNeille as Mrs. Skinner

Guest Voice Cast: Jon Stewart as himself; Dan Rather as himself




--“KING OF THE HILL”—(8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC

 

LADYBIRD’S TERRIBLE TANTRUM
ON “KING OF THE HILL”
SUNDAY, JANUARY 6, ON FOX
 


Hank turns to a “dog spiritualist” when Ladybird begins to act up around loud noises.  The spiritualist informs Hank that his lack of leadership skills is the source of Ladybird’s tantrums, so Hank learns some canine commands. When Ladybird doesn’t respond to Hank, the spiritualist encourages him to try different approaches. Hank thinks Ladybird needs to be around other elderly people, so the Hill family takes her to a nursing home where she seems at peace. When a loud thunderstorm rolls in and throws Ladybird back into her old ways, the Hill family becomes determined to find out what is wrong with the pooch in the “Doggone Crazy” episode of KING OF THE HILL airing Sunday, Jan. 6 (8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (KH-1201) (TV-PG)

Voice Cast: Mike Judge as Hank Hill & Boomhauer; Kathy Najimy as Peggy Hill; Pamela S. Adlon as Bobby Hill; Brittany Murphy as Luanne; Tom Petty as Lucky; Johnny Hardwick as Dale and Stephen Root as Bill.

Guest Voice Cast: Fred Willard as Officer Brown



 
--“FAMILY GUY”—(9:00-9:30 PM ET/PT) CC

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

PETER FIGHTS FOR HIS RIGHTS
ON “FAMILY GUY”
SUNDAY, JANUARY 6, ON FOX

Carrie Fisher and Phyllis Diller Make Guest Voice Appearances
 


Peter starts an anti-immigration group after being caught up in the pro-American sentiment at a Veterans’ Day parade, but his tune quickly changes when he finds out he was born in Mexico. Unable to prove his citizenship, pass the naturalization test or convince investigators that his marriage to Lois is for real, he ends up working as a groundskeeper on his father-in-law’s estate and leading the fight for immigrant rights in the “Padre de Familia” episode of FAMILY GUY Sunday, Jan. 6 (9:00-9:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (FG-520) (TV-14 D, L, S, V)

Voice Cast: Seth MacFarlane as Peter Griffin, Stewie Griffin, Brian Griffin, and Quagmire; Alex Borstein as Lois Griffin; Seth Green as Chris Griffin; Mila Kunis as Meg Griffin; Mike Henry as Cleveland.

Guest Voice: Carrie Fisher as Angela and Phyllis Diller as Thelma. 




--“AMERICAN DAD”—(9:30-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

ROGER KILLS THEM WITH KINDNESS
ON “AMERICAN DAD”
SUNDAY, JANUARY 6, ON FOX
 


Francine comes up with an elaborate plan to reunite Stan and Roger after a big fight. She fakes Roger's kidnapping in the hopes of showing Roger that Stan still cares about him, but when Stan never shows up to pay the ransom, it forces Roger to rethink the way he treats people. After all it wouldn’t kill him to be nice to people…or would it?  Find out on the “Frannie 911” episode of AMERICAN DAD Sunday, Jan. 6 (9:30-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (DAD-306) (TV-14 L)

Voice Cast: Seth MacFarlane as Stan Smith and Roger the Alien; Wendy Schaal as Francine Smith; Rachael MacFarlane as Hayley; Scott Grimes as Steve; and Dee Bradley Baker as Klaus.

 

 

 

 

SUNDAY, DECEMBER 23

 KING OF THE HILL, THE SIMPSONS, FAMILY GUY and AMERICAN DAD are preempted this night.]

--“THE SIMPSONS”—(7:00-7:30 PM ET/PT) CC

MARGE WANTS TO GIVE THE BOOT TO A MOOCHER
ON “THE SIMPSONS”
SUNDAY, DECEMBER 23, ON FOX

Figure Skater Elvis Stojko Makes Guest-Voice Appearance

During a holiday ice skating show starring guest voice Elvis Stojko, Homer jumps into a chaotic brawl involving the other ice skaters. In order to escape the chaos, Marge decides to take the family holiday shopping. Gil, dressed as Santa Claus, unknowingly gives Lisa a sold-out Malibu Stacy doll that belongs to his boss’ daughter. When Gil loses his job, the Simpsons invite him over for Christmas dinner, which becomes a huge mistake as Gil moves in uninvited and mooches off the Simpsons. Out of guilt, Marge continually allows Gil to prolong his stay, but when her patience wears thin, she’s forced to overcome her fear and finally say “no” in the “Kill Gil, Volumes I & II” episode of THE SIMPSONS Sunday, Dec. 23 (7:00-7:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (SI-1801) (TV- PG S, V)

Voice Cast: Dan Castellaneta as Homer Simpson and Gil, Julie Kavner as Marge Simpson; Nancy Cartwright as Bart Simpson; Yeardley Smith as Lisa Simpson; Pamela Hayden as Milhouse; Hank Azaria as Moe; Tress MacNeille as Mrs. Skinner and Russi Taylor as Sherri.

Guest Voice Cast: Elvis Stojko as himself




**FOX MOVIE SPECIAL**—“SPIDER-MAN 2”—(7:30-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

SPIDER-MAN SWINGS BACK INTO ACTION
TO BATTLE A NEW VILLAIN IN “SPIDER-MAN 2”
SUNDAY, DECEMBER 23, ON FOX

Tobey Maguire returns as the mild-mannered Peter Parker, who is juggling the delicate balance of his dual life as a college student and a superhuman crime-fighter. Peter’s life becomes even more complicated when he confronts a new nemesis, the brilliant Otto Octavius, who has been reincarnated as the maniacal and multi-tentacled “Doc Ock.” When Doc Ock kidnaps Mary Jane, Spider-Man must swing back into action as the adventure reaches new heights of excitement. Don’t miss SPIDER-MAN 2 Sunday, Dec. 23 (7:30-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (FM-0705) (TV-PG L, V)

Cast: Tobey Maguire as Spider-Man/Peter Parker; Kirsten Dunst as Mary Jane Watson; James Franco as Harry Osborn: and Alfred Molina as Doc Ock/Dr. Otto Octavius.





MONDAY, DECEMBER 24

**FOX MOVIE SPECIAL**—“CHEAPER BY THE DOZEN”—(8:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

GET TWELVE TIMES THE LAUGHS WITH
“CHEAPER BY THE DOZEN”
MONDAY, DECEMBER 24, ON FOX

When Tom Baker (Steve Martin) gets his dream job of coaching his alma mater’s football team, he uproots his family of 12 from small-town Illinois to the big city.  Meanwhile, Tom’s wife, Kate (Bonnie Hunt), also achieves her dream of having her book published. While Kate is away promoting the book, Tom has a hard time balancing his family life with coaching his football team, and the happy family starts falling apart in CHEAPER BY THE DOZEN Monday, Dec. 24 (8:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (FM-0704) (TV-PG)

Cast: Steve Martin as Tom Baker; Bonnie Hunt as Kate Baker; Piper Perabo as Nora Baker; Tom Welling as Charlie baker; and Hilary Duff as Lorraine Baker.





TUESDAY, DECEMBER 25

--“BONES”—(8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

BRENNAN AND BOOTH INVESTIGATE THE DEATH OF A YOUNG LONER
WHO THINKS OF HIMSELF AS A SUPERHERO
ON “BONES” TUESDAY, DECEMBER 25, ON FOX

FBI Special Agent Seeley Booth enlists Dr. Temperance Brennan’s help when a decomposed body is found in a local alley and the cause of death is unknown.  As Brennan tries to assess if a murder has been committed, the details of the case draw her in deeper, and she’s determined to help Booth find the teen’s killer. As their investigation reveals the body is that of a teenage boy who had only comic books for friends, Brennan finds she may have more in common with the lone teenager than she thought in “The Superhero in the Alley” episode of BONES airing Tuesday, Dec. 25 (8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (BON-113) (TV-14 D, L, V)  

Cast: Emily Deschanel as Dr. Temperance Brennan, David Boreanaz as FBI Special Agent Seeley Booth, TJ Thyne as Dr. Jack Hodgins, Michaela Conlin as Angela Montenegro, Eric Millegan as Zack Addy, Jonathan Adams as Dr. Daniel Goodman.

Guest Cast: Judith Hoag as Helen Granger; Ivar Brogger as John Kelton; Aaron Paul as Stew Ellis; Adriana Demeo as Abigail Zealey; Josh Keaton as Yasutani the Terrible; Michael Dunn as Citizen 14; Finneus Egan as Swipe; John Mese as Ted McGruder; Sarah Aldrich as Lucy McGruder; John Jackson as Dep. Director Sam Cullen; Suzette Craft as Kelly Meira.


--“HOUSE”—(9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

LIES BETWEEN A FATHER AND SON
MAY PREVENT HOUSE AND HIS TEAM FROM SAVING THEIR PATIENT
ON "HOUSE" TUESDAY, DECEMBER 25, ON FOX

When Carnell, a recent college graduate, passes out at a graduation party from internal shocks, he is rushed to Princeton-Plainsboro Hospital. With his father Ken at his bedside, it becomes apparent the two have not been truthful with each other in their lives and their major trust issues affect how the medical team gets the information it needs to help solve Carnell’s case. Carnell soon develops other symptoms, and House’s team suspects it might be from a Spring Break trip out of the country. They will , but have to dig deeper to get all the information.  Meanwhile, House has his own issues with his father and is trying unsuccessfully to get out of a dinner engagement with his parents when they arrive in town in the "Daddy’s Boy” episode of HOUSE Tuesday, Dec. 25 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (HOU-205) (TV-14 D, L, S)

Cast: Hugh Laurie as Dr. Gregory House; Lisa Edelstein as Dr. Lisa Cuddy; Omar Epps as Dr. Eric Foreman; Robert Sean Leonard as Dr. James Wilson; Jennifer Morrison as Dr. Allison Cameron; Jesse Spencer as Dr. Robert Chase.

Guest Cast:  Vicellous Shannon as Carnell Hall; Clifton Powell as Ken Hall; Diane Baker as Blythe House; R. Lee Ermey as John House; Wil Horneff as Taddy; Brian D. Johnson as Taddy’s Boss; Matt McKenzie as Dr. Fedler; Bobbin Bergstrom as O.R. Nurse; Brian Chase as EMT; Mackenzie English as Katrina; Jon Hershfield as Timekeeper.





WEDNESDAY, DECEMBER 26

 ‘TIL DEATH, BACK TO YOU and KITCHEN NIGHTMARES are preempted this night.]

**FOX MOVIE SPECIAL**—“CHRISTMAS WITH THE KRANKS”—WORLD BROADCAST PREMIERE—(8:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

A CHANGE OF HOLIDAY PLANS THROWS A WRENCH IN THE GEARS
IN “CHRISTMAS WITH THE KRANKS”
WEDNESDAY, DECEMBER 26, ON FOX

Luther (Tim Allen) and Nora Krank (Jamie Lee Curtis) have always celebrated Christmas in style: elaborate decorations, fabulous parties and generous donations to charities. However, with their daughter Blair (Julie Gonzalo) in Peru with the Peace Corps this year, they are left all alone, and Luther convinces Nora to ditch their annual tradition for a holiday in the Caribbean. When they receive a last-minute call from Blair, who is on her way home with her new fiancée, it's a Christmas Eve nightmare as the Kranks rush to deck the halls, shop for the holiday ham and whip up a yuletide party. Will they be able to put together a joyous celebration, or will their Ho! Ho! Ho! turn into a No! No! No!?  Don't miss the World Broadcast Premiere of CHRISTMAS WITH THE KRANKS Wednesday, Dec. 26 (8:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (FM-0805) (TV-PG L)

Cast: Tim Allen as Luther Krank; Jamie Lee Curtis as Nora Krank; Dan Aykroyd as Vic Frohmeyer; Julie Gonzalo as Blair Krank; M. Emmet Walsh as Walt Scheel; Elizabeth Franz as Bev Scheel; Cheech Marin as Officer Salino; Felicity Huffman as Merry; and Arden Myrin as Daisy





THURSDAY, DECEMBER 27

[EDITOR’S NOTE: ARE YOU SMARTER THAN A 5TH GRADER? and DON’T FORGET THE LYRICS! are preempted this night.]

**FOX MOVIE SPECIAL**—“ICE AGE”—(8:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

FOUR UNLIKELY FRIENDS BRAVE THE ELEMENTS
IN “ICE AGE”
THURSDAY, DECEMBER 27, ON FOX

Back when the Earth was overrun by glaciers and animals were scurrying to save themselves from the upcoming Ice Age, a stupid sloth named Sid (John Leguizamo), a woolly mammoth named Manny (Ray Romano), a saber-toothed tiger named Diego (Denis Leary) and an acorn-loving saber-toothed squirrel named Scrat (Chris Wedge) are forced to become unlikely heroes. The four reluctantly come together when they have to return a human child to its father while braving the deadly elements of their environment.  Don’t miss the animated antics in ICE AGE Thursday, Dec. 27 (8:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (FM-0505) (TV-PG V)

Voice Cast: Ray Romano as Manfred; John Leguizamo as Sid; Denis Leary as Diego; Chris Wedge as Scrat; Goran Visnjic as Soto; Jack Black as Zeke; Cedric the Entertainer as Rhino; Stephen Root as Rhino/Start; Alan Tudyk as Saber-Toothed Tiger/Dodo/Freaky Mammal.





FRIDAY, DECEMBER 28

**FOX MOVIE SPECIAL**—“BRUCE ALMIGHTY”—(8:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

BRUCE GETS A CHALLENGE FROM THE HEAVENS
IN “BRUCE ALMIGHTY”
FRIDAY, DECEMBER 28, ON FOX

Bruce (Jim Carrey) is a local TV news reporter who is dissatisfied with nearly everything in his life, and he lets everyone—including his girlfriend Grace (Jennifer Aniston)—know it. God (Morgan Freeman), sick of hearing all the complaining, challenges Bruce to take on His job to see if Bruce can do it better in BRUCE ALMIGHTY Friday, Dec. 28 (8:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (FM-0706) (TV-PG L, V)

Cast: Jim Carrey as Bruce Nolan; Morgan Freeman as God; Jennifer Aniston as Grace Connelly; Philip Baker Hall as Jack Baylor; Catherine Bell as Susan Ortega; Lisa Ann Walter as Debbie; and Steve Carell as Evan Baxter.





SATURDAY, DECEMBER 29

--“COPS: POLICE PULLOVERS SPECIAL EDITION #1”—(8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) CC

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

POT SUSPECT EATS WEED AND “HIGH”LIGHTS
“COPS: POLICE PULLOVERS SPECIAL EDITION #1”
SATURDAY, DECEMBER 29, ON FOX

When Deputy Brandon Gish of the Brevard County, FL, Sheriff’s Office pulls over a vehicle whose driver matching the description of a battery suspect, the desperate driver panics and attempts to eat a pinch of pot. And Officer Brian Binks of the Fontana, CA, Police Department is shocked when a suspect explains why he led officers on a high-speed chase on COPS: POLICE PULLOVERS SPECIAL EDITION #1 airing Saturday, Dec. 29 (8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (CP-1910) (TV-PG)




--“COPS: POLICE PULLOVERS SPECIAL EDITION #2”—(8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

OFFICERS ENCOUNTER MORE THAN ROUTINE TRAFFIC STOPS
ON “COPS: POLICE PULLOVERS SPECIAL EDITION #2”
SATURDAY, DECEMBER 29, ON FOX

As Officers Michael Harper and Mark Longworth of the Cincinnati, OH, Police Department inspect a suspicious vehicle, a dangerous situation surfaces when the passenger reaches for a gun. Also featured is Officer Ryan Cook of the Las Vegas, NV, Metropolitan Police Department, pulling over a woman who happens to be in a bikini and has a busted taillight on COPS: POLICE PULLOVERS SPECIAL EDITION #2 airing Saturday, Dec. 29 (8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (CP-1920) (TV-PG L)

Contact: Josh Governale  310-369-7455  josh.governale@fox.com 


--“AMERICA’S MOST WANTED: AMERICA FIGHTS BACK”—(9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC

“AMERICA’S MOST WANTED: AMERICA FIGHTS BACK”
CONTINUES ITS PURSUIT OF JUSTICE
SATURDAY, DECEMBER 29, ON FOX

AMERICA’S MOST WANTED: AMERICA FIGHTS BACK takes on the nation's hottest crime issues. This crime-fighting program focuses on capturing fugitives, protecting victims and empowering citizens within the criminal justice system. The series also takes an in-depth look at laws that harm victims, champions the cause of lawmakers fighting to protect victims' rights and presents news of recent captures, convictions and missing children cases. AMERICA’S MOST WANTED: AMERICA FIGHTS BACK airs Saturday, Dec. 29 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (MW-2114) (TV-PG V)

Host: John Walsh




--“MADtv”—(11:00 PM-Midnight ET/PT) CC

“MADtv” THROWS AN OSCAR-WINNING PUNCH
WHEN SUSAN SARANDON HOSTS
“MADtv’s MOST WANTED”
SATURDAY, DECEMBER 29, ON FOX

Academy Award-winning actress Susan Sarandon (“Dead Man Walking,” “Thelma and Louise”) hosts “MADtv’s Most Wanted.” This special-edition episode will include fan-favorite sketches featuring Michael McDonald as “Stuart,” Alex Borstein as “Miss Swan,” Mo Collins as “Lorraine” and Nicole Sullivan as “The Vancome Lady” on MADtv airing Saturday, Dec. 29 (11:00 PM-Midnight ET/PT) on FOX.  (MD-1304) (TV-14 D)

Guest Host: Susan Sarandon

Contact: Janice Rosas  310-369-0979  janice.rosas@fox.com


--“TALKSHOW WITH SPIKE FERESTEN”—(Midnight-12:30 AM ET/PT) CC

NICK BAKAY OF FOX’S “’TIL DEATH” STAYS UP LATE
ON “TALKSHOW WITH SPIKE FERESTEN”
SATURDAY, DECEMBER 29, ON FOX

Actor Nick Bakay (‘TIL DEATH) makes a special guest appearance while Spike continues his irreverent comedy sketches – both inside the studio and out in the field – on TALKSHOW WITH SPIKE FERESTEN airing Saturday, Dec. 29 (Midnight-12:30 AM ET/PT) on FOX.  (SPK-210) (TV-14 D, L)

Host: Spike Feresten

Guest: Nick Bakay





SUNDAY, DECEMBER 30

[EDITOR’S NOTE: Due to the preceding NFL doubleheader, KING OF THE HILL at 7:00 PM and 7:30 PM will air on the West Coast only.]

--“KING OF THE HILL”—(7:00-7:30 PM PT) CC

CULTURAL CONFLICT AND COUNTRY CLUB CHAOS
ON “KING OF THE HILL”
SUNDAY, DECEMBER 30, ON FOX

Kahn and Minh finally decide to ditch their hillbilly neighbors after Dale runs into their rose bushes with a homemade go-cart. The Souphanousinphones seek refuge at Nine Rivers, an upscale country club to which they were denied membership three times. Desperate to join, Kanh convinces Minh to befriend Dale and the rest of the Arlen Gun Club members so Minh can join the Nine Rivers skeet-shooting team. Kahn keeps his eyes on the prize while Minh begins to understand and accept the ways of her hillbilly neighbors. When Minh ditches the Arlen Gun Club to join the Nine Rivers team, Dale seeks revenge at the Tri-Club Skeet Classic. Meanwhile, the Hill Family go on a hunt for the garbage-can bandit in “The Minh Who Knew Too Much” episode of KING OF THE HILL airing Sunday, Dec. 30 (7:00-7:30 PM PT) on FOX.  (KH-1118) (TV-PG L, V)

Voice Cast: Mike Judge as Hank Hill & Boomhauer; Kathy Najimy as Peggy Hill; Pamela S. Adlon as Bobby Hill; Brittany Murphy as Luanne; Tom Petty as Lucky; Johnny Hardwick as Dale and Stephen Root as Bill

Guest Voice Cast: Lauren Tom as Minh; Toby Huss as Kahn




--“KING OF THE HILL”—(7:30-8:00 PM PT) CC

DALE TURNS INTO A BASKET CASE ON
“KING OF THE HILL”
SUNDAY, DECEMBER 30, ON FOX

When the Gribbles experience financial trouble due to Dale’s slow extermination business, Peggy suggests he participate in a program where people go on vacation to learn different trades -- a “Vocation Vacation.”  She encourages Hank to accompany him, and to Hank’s disappointment, Dale signs them up for his hobby and lifelong professional dream of basket weaving.  While Hank’s work is admired by the teacher, Dale’s work is looked at as less appealing.  When Hank is given the opportunity to fill in for ill factory workers and is offered a permanent job, Dale tries to run him over with a tractor so he can have the job himself.  But Hank helps him face the hard truth that he isn’t very good at basket weaving.  To restore Dale’s confidence, Hank and the instructor pretend that beetles have infested the factory, and Dale “saves the day” by performing an extermination.  A couple of basket weaving participants become curious about Dale’s work and he lands a job after all -- as a “Vocation Vacations” teacher in the “DreamWeaver” episode of KING OF THE HILL airing Sunday, December 30 (7:30-8:00 PM PT) on FOX.  (KH-1120) (TV-PG)

Voice Cast: Mike Judge as Hank Hill & Boomhauer; Kathy Najimy as Peggy Hill; Pamela S. Adlon as Bobby Hill; Brittany Murphy as Luanne; Johnny Hardwick as Dale; Stephen Root as Bill.



--“THE SIMPSONS”—(8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) CC

MARGE FEARS FOR HER SAFETY
AFTER BREAKING A PROMISE TO A BANK ROBBER
ON “THE SIMPSONS”
SUNDAY, DECEMBER 30, ON FOX

Steve Buscemi and Ted Nugent Make Guest-Voice Appearances

While waiting in line at the bank, Marge strikes up a conversation with a strange man named Dwight (Steve Buscemi) who later attempts to rob the bank. When the police show up, Marge convinces a cornered Dwight to turn himself in by promising to visit him in prison. As Dwight eagerly awaits Marge’s visit, Homer assures her that Dwight will not expect her to actually visit. But when Dwight receives a phone call and the caller (Ted Nugent) isn’t Marge, he escapes to find her. Watching the news report about Dwight’s jail break, she wishes she had kept her promise in the “I Don’t Wanna Know Why the Caged Bird Sings” episode of THE SIMPSONS airing Sunday, Dec. 30 (8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (SI-1819) (TV-PG L, V)

Voice Cast: Voice Cast: Dan Castellaneta as Homer Simpson; Julie Kavner as Marge Simpson; Nancy Cartwright as Bart Simpson; Yeardley Smith as Lisa Simpson; Hank Azaria as Moe; Pamela Hayden as Jimbo; Tress MacNeille as Dolph; Russi Taylor as Martin

Guest Voice Cast: Steve Buscemi as Dwight; Ted Nugent as himself




--“KING OF THE HILL”—(8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC

COTTON GOES SIX FEET UNDER
ON “KING OF THE HILL”
SUNDAY, DECEMBER 30, ON FOX

Hank, Peggy, Luanne and Lucky decide to celebrate the first trimester of Luanne’s pregnancy at an upscale Japanese restaurant. Peggy and Hank plan to attend the celebration until Bobby’s sitter cancels at the last minute. Cotton stops by the house and volunteers to stay with Bobby, but Peggy is hesitant about the whole idea. After an evening of reckless babysitting, Cotton decides to crash the dinner party with Bobby and finds himself in a deathly situation with a chef who resembles an enemy from his WWII days. After Cotton’s many chances at cheating death, it finally catches up with him in the “Death Picks Cotton” episode of KING OF THE HILL airing Sunday, Dec. 30 (8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (KH-1114) (TV-PG D, L)

Voice Cast: Mike Judge as Hank Hill, Octavio & Boomhauer; Kathy Najimy as Peggy Hill; Pamela S. Adlon as Bobby Hill; Brittany Murphy as Luanne; Johnny Hardwick as Dale; Stephen Root as Bill, Paramedic and Strickland; Ashley Gardner as Reverend Stroup and Nancy; David Herman as Jimmy Wichard and Johnson; Toby Huss as Cotton, Joe Jack and Kahn; Lauren Tom as Minh and Connie; and  Jonathan Joss as Redcorn.

Guest Voice Cast: Toby Huss as Cotton Hill




--“FAMILY GUY”—(9:00-9:30 PM ET/PT) CC

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

BRIAN’S IN THE DOG HOUSE ON “FAMILY GUY”
SUNDAY, DECEMBER 30, ON FOX

Drew Barrymore Makes a Guest-Voice Appearance

When Peter convinces Brian to move in with his dense girlfriend Jillian (Drew Barrymore), she ends up smothering him, but he keeps her around for the lovin’. Stewie moves in with them to help pay the rent, but he tries to get Brian back on the playing field by throwing him a drunken party and interfering with their relationship. Meanwhile, Meg gets a job at the local convenience store, as does Chris, who gets chummy with the manager, Carl. While Chris and Carl talk about their favorite movies, Meg is saddled with all the hard work. She eventually stands up for herself and as a result gets fired in the “Movin’ Out (Brian’s Song)” episode of FAMILY GUY airing Sunday, Dec. 30 (9:00-9:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (FG-514) (TV-14 D, L, S)

Voice Cast: Seth MacFarlane as Peter Griffin, Stewie Griffin, Brian Griffin, and Quagmire; Alex Borstein as Lois Griffin; Seth Green as Chris Griffin; Mila Kunis as Meg Griffin; Mike Henry as Cleveland.

Guest Voice Cast: Drew Barrymore as Jillian




--“AMERICAN DAD”—(9:30-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

HAPPY HOLIDAYS DOES NOT MEAN MERRY CHRISTMAS
ON “AMERICAN DAD” SUNDAY, DECEMBER 30, ON FOX

Lisa Kudrow Makes a Guest-Voice Appearance
When an injunction prevents Langley Falls from lighting their annual Christmas tree, Stan blames secular non-believers for ruining his favorite holiday. With Stan’s holiday spirit at an all-time low, the Ghost of Christmas Past (Lisa Kudrow) visits him and tries to show him the true meaning of Christmas. However, Stan is convinced that Christmas can be saved by changing the outcome of Vietnam, but finds that changing the past drastically alters the future in “The Best Christmas Story Never Told” episode of AMERICAN DAD Sunday, Dec. 30 (9:30-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (DAD-214) (TV-14 D, L)
Voice Cast: Seth MacFarlane as Stan Smith, Roger the Alien and Franz; Wendy Schaal as Francine Smith; Rachael MacFarlane as Hayley; Scott Grimes as Steve; and Dee Bradley Baker as Klaus.

Guest Voice Cast: Lisa Kudrow as the Ghost of Christmas Past; Rick Hoffman as Caroler #1/John Hinkley; Chris Diamantopolous as Donald Sutherland/Robert DeNiro.
 
 
 
 
SUNDAY, DECEMBER 16

 Due to the preceding NFL doubleheader, KING OF THE HILL at 7:00 PM and 7:30 PM will air on the West Coast only.]

--“KING OF THE HILL”—(7:00-7:30 PM PT) CC

BOBBY BECOMES A CHEERLEADER
ON “KING OF THE HILL”
SUNDAY, DECEMBER 16, ON FOX

Lisa Edelstein (HOUSE) makes a Guest Voice Appearance

Bobby is not a happy camper when he is asked to dress up as a cheerleader and shake his pom-poms to support the girls as they play football in the school’s annual Powder Puff game. Hank encourages him to get into the spirit of things, having once been a Powder Puff boy along with Bill, Dale and Principal Moss. Bobby changes his attitude and is soon the leader of the squad. Meanwhile, Peggy volunteers with the PTA and meets Alexis, an ex-attorney who has left her job to become a more involved mother. Alexis (guest voice Lisa Edelstein) rallies to stop the boys’ antics, with Peggy’s reluctant support, and Principal Moss shuts them down. Hank goes before the PTA to reverse the decision, with Peggy changing her stance. However, Bobby and the boys still find a way to carry on the tradition in the “The Powder Puff Boys” episode of KING OF THE HILL airing Sunday, Dec. 16 (7:00-7:30 PM PT) on FOX.  (KH-1116) (TV-PG D, L)

Voice Cast: Mike Judge as Hank Hill & Boomhauer; Kathy Najimy as Peggy Hill; Pamela S. Adlon as Bobby Hill; Brittany Murphy as Luanne; Johnny Hardwick as Dale; Stephen Root as Bill.

Guest Voice Cast: Lisa Edelstein as Alexis



--“KING OF THE HILL”—(7:30-8:00 PM PT) CC

BOBBY GETS MESMERIZED BY FOOTBALL
ON “KING OF THE HILL”
SUNDAY, DECEMBER 16, ON FOX

Hank, Bill, Boomhauer and Dale take Bobby to a Texas vs. Nebraska college football game to measure Bobby’s new love for the sport. When Bobby ventures from the nosebleed section to a VIP suite belonging to retired Nebraska quarterback Jake Middleton, Hank goes to bring Bobby back but gets mesmerized by the complimentary food and drinks. Hank and the boys stir up some trouble when Nebraska’s assistant phones the box for a play from Middleton and Hank pretends to be Jake and calls a play that will be make it or break it for Texas in the “Suite Smells of Excess” episode of KING OF THE HILL airing Sunday, Dec. 16 (7:30-8:00 PM PT) on FOX.  (KH-1113) (TV-PG L, V)

Voice Cast: Mike Judge as Hank Hill & Boomhauer; Kathy Najimy as Peggy Hill; Pamela S. Adlon as Bobby Hill; Brittany Murphy as Luanne; Johnny Hardwick as Dale; Stephen Root as Bill and Toby Huss as Coach Kleehammer.


--“THE SIMPSONS”—(8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) CC

HOMER WAKES UP WITH NO RECOLLECTION OF THE PAST 24 HOURS AND DISCOVERS THAT MARGE AND THE KIDS ARE NOWHERE TO BE FOUND ON “THE SIMPSONS” SUNDAY, DECEMBER 16, ON FOX

Homer wakes up one morning only to find himself outdoors and covered with snow.  With no recollection of what happened the night before, aside from a lingering hangover, Homer makes his way home only to find his entire family missing. Hopelessly confused, Homer makes his way to Moe’s bar, where Moe reveals that Homer drank a “Forget-Me-Shot” the night before – a drink is so potent, it wipes out a the last 24 hours of one’s memory.  When Wiggum informs Homer of a domestic disturbance at his house the night before, Homer begins to worry that he may have done something awful. As he probes his cloudy memory to unravel the mystery, Homer turns to Professor Frink, who hooks him up to a device that allows him to explore his memories, and he interacts with his Memory Family to piece together the night’s events in the “Eternal Moonshine of the Simpson Mind” episode of THE SIMPSONS Sunday, Dec. 16 (8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (SI-1902) (TV-PG D, L, V)

Voice Cast: Voice Cast: Dan Castellaneta as Homer Simpson; Julie Kavner as Marge Simpson; Nancy Cartwright as Bart Simpson; Yeardley Smith as Lisa Simpson; Hank Azaria as Moe; Harry Shearer as Skinner; Tress MacNeille as Little Boy




--“KING OF THE HILL”—(8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC

DALE TURNS INTO A BASKET CASE ON
“KING OF THE HILL”
SUNDAY, DECEMBER 16, ON FOX

When the Gribbles experience financial trouble due to Dale’s slow extermination business, Peggy suggests he participate in a program where people go on vacation to learn different trades – a “Vocation Vacation.”  She encourages Hank to accompany him, and to Hank’s disappointment, Dale signs them up for his hobby and lifelong professional dream of basket weaving.  While Hank’s work is admired by the teacher, Dale’s work is looked at as less appealing.  When Hank is given the opportunity to fill in for ill factory workers and is offered a permanent job, Dale tries to run him over with a tractor so he can have the job himself.  But Hank helps him face the hard truth that he isn’t very good at basket weaving.  To restore Dale’s confidence, Hank and the instructor pretend that beetles have infested the factory, and Dale “saves the day” by performing an extermination.  A couple of basket weaving participants become curious about Dale’s work and he lands a job after all – as a “Vocation Vacations” teacher of extermination.  Meanwhile, Peggy helps Bill and Kahn create an internet video where Bill’s hat seemingly blows off his head and lands on Kahn’s in the “Dream Weaver” episode of KING OF THE HILL airing Sunday, Dec. 16 (8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (KH-1120) (TV-PG)

Voice Cast: Mike Judge as Hank Hill & Boomhauer; Kathy Najimy as Peggy Hill; Pamela S. Adlon as Bobby Hill; Brittany Murphy as Luanne; Johnny Hardwick as Dale; Stephen Root as Bill.

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--“FAMILY GUY”—(9:00-9:30 PM ET/PT) CC

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

JOE CAN WALK!!!!
ON “FAMILY GUY”
SUNDAY, DECEMBER 16, ON FOX

Jennifer Tilly and Patrick Warburton Make Guest Voice Appearances

After Bonnie (Jennifer Tilly) tells Joe (Patrick Warburton) that she is tired of being married to a handicapped person, Joe decides to get a leg transplant. Excited about his new ability to walk, Joe dives head first into extreme sports and begins to hang around more active friends. Meanwhile, Peter and the guys are upset at how Joe is acting and decide to teach him a lesson. In doing so, they re-cripple him and he is back to normal in the “Believe It Or Not Joe’s Walking On Air” episode of FAMILY GUY Sunday, Dec. 16 (9:00-9:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (FG-515) (TV-14 D, L, V)

Voice Cast: Seth MacFarlane as Peter Griffin, Stewie Griffin, Brian Griffin, and Quagmire; Alex Borstein as Lois Griffin; Seth Green as Chris Griffin; Mila Kunis as Meg Griffin; Mike Henry as Cleveland.

Guest Voice Cast: Jennifer Tilly as Bonnie and Patrick Warburton as Joe


--“AMERICAN DAD”—(9:30-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

STAN SMITH FIGHTS FOR
CHRISTMAS RIGHTEOUSNESS
ON “AMERICAN DAD”
SUNDAY, DECEMBER 16, ON FOX

After Stan comes home from another dangerous mission, he finds that his family has decked the halls with boughs of holly and donned themselves with gay apparel, but just not to his satisfaction.  He demands a grander Christmas starting with the search of a bigger and better tree in the forest. When his family has had enough, Stan powers on by himself, finds the perfect tree and meets an untimely end. While in Limbo, he has to fight for a second chance at life and battle the forces of good and evil to save his family on the “Most Adequate Christmas Ever” episode of AMERICAN DAD Sunday, Dec. 16 (9:30-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (DAD-312) (TV-14 D, L, V)

Voice Cast: Seth MacFarlane as Stan Smith and Roger the Alien; Wendy Schaal as Francine Smith; Rachael MacFarlane as Hayley; Scott Grimes as Steve; and Dee Bradley Baker as Klaus.

Guest Voice Cast: Erik Durbin as Counter Man, Paget Brewster as Michelle, JK Simmons as Judge, Jane Lynch as Doctor, Shawn Michael Howard as Homeless Guy, Peter Mackenzie as Surgeon, Matt Mckenna as Guy, Steve Hely as Jim Henson, John Dimaggio as Bouncer And Dove, Tim Dadabo as Waiter, Mike Barker as Jesus.


MONDAY, DECEMBER 17


--“HOUSE”—(8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

HOUSE AND HIS TEAM BATTLE TO DIAGNOSE A PREGNANT PATIENT’S
LIFE-THREATENING ILLNESS, PROMPTING HER TO MAKE
THE MOST EMOTIONAL DECISION OF HER LIFE,
AND VOGLER IS DETERMINED TO FIRE HOUSE
ON "HOUSE" MONDAY, DECEMBER 17, ON FOX

Chi McBride Guest-Stars

While House and his team scramble to discover what’s causing brain and kidney dysfunction in a pregnant woman, Vogler (guest star Chi McBride) is on the warpath to get House fired.  House diagnoses his pregnant patient’s illness, but now she and her husband struggle with an emotional and heartbreaking choice: to save her life, or that of her unborn child.  Meanwhile, Vogler sets up a board meeting to get rid of House, but when Wilson objects, Vogler lashes out against him and shocks Cuddy and the rest of the board with his decision.  Finally, Cuddy takes a stand against Vogler (will she be next?) in the "Babies & Bathwater” episode of HOUSE Monday, Dec. 17 (8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (HOU-118) (TV-14 D, L)

Cast: Hugh Laurie as Dr. Gregory House; Lisa Edelstein as Dr. Lisa Cuddy; Omar Epps as Dr. Eric Foreman; Robert Sean Leonard as Dr. James Wilson; Jennifer Morrison as Dr. Allison Cameron; Jesse Spencer as Dr. Robert Chase.

Guest Cast:  Chi McBride as Edward Vogler; Marin Hinkle as Naomi Randolph; Michael Goorjian as Sean Randolph; Michael Simpson as Andrew Kaplan; Natalie Shaw as Rachel Kaplan; S.E. Perry as Officer Davis; Kevin Brief as Officer Angle; Diane Sellers as Friedman; Veronica Brown as Female Boardmember; Ron Perkins as Dr. Simpson; Guy Camilleri as Hayden Brown; John Berg as Dr. Prather; Kenneth Choi as Dr. Lim; Reggie Jordan as Anesthesiologist

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--**FALL FINALE**—“K-VILLE”—(9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

REPORTING FOR DUTY HAS NEW MEANING
WHEN BOULET AND COBB ESCORT A JOURNALIST
VISITING NEW ORLEANS ON “K-VILLE”
MONDAY, DECEMBER 17, ON FOX

When a reporter from New York visits New Orleans to write a story on the city two years after Katrina, Cobb and Boulet begrudgingly take her on a ride-along. While escorting their guest, Boulet and Cobb respond to a call where a victim has been brutally shot.  As the investigation unfolds and the journalist reports, challenging and unforeseen circumstances surface on the all-new “Ride Along” episode of K-VILLE Monday, Dec. 17 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (KV-111) (TV-14 L, V)

Cast: Anthony Anderson as Marlin Boulet, Cole Hauser as Trevor Cobb, Tawny Cypress as Ginger “Love Tap” LeBeau, Blake Shields as Jeff “Glue Boy” Gooden and John Carroll Lynch as Captain James Embry.

Guest Cast: Mozhan Marno as Jodi Mazetta, Roger Timbers as Uniformed Cop, Bernard Hocke as Harold Noyce, Eddie Rouse as Nicky, Danny Washington as Buzzard #1, Thomas Hyde as Buzzard #2, Joe Chrest as Det. Ray McPherson, Becky Wahlstrom as Hayley O'Keefe, Bernard Bunchy Johnson as Eddie.




TUESDAY, DECEMBER 18


--“BONES”—(8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

PA:  Viewer discretion is advised.

BRENNAN’S NEW MYSTERY NOVEL BECOMES ALL TOO REAL
AS A SERIES OF MURDERS PLAYS OUT EXACTLY BY THE BOOK
ON “BONES” TUESDAY, DECEMBER 18, ON FOX

Brennan’s latest murder-mystery is an immediate best-seller. Enjoying her success and her newfound love with Agent Sullivan (“Sully”), Brennan prepares to hit the publicity circuit to promote the novel. However, when she and Booth investigate a murder in the marina, they notice striking similarities between the case and one of the fictional murders in Brennan’s book. A shaken Brennan grows impatient as her team suggests the murder was not an eerie coincidence, but the work of a copycat killer mimicking the murders in her novel. If this were true, the murder in the marina would be only the first of three gruesome killings, and the Jeffersonian buzzes with talk of what might happen next. Tensions build as Sully and Booth vie to protect Brennan and investigate possible suspects, including an overly obsessive fan who once stalked her. When a second murder is committed exactly like one of Brennan’s fictional killings, she is overwhelmed by the possibility of playing a role in the loss of innocent lives. With a potential third murder on the horizon, the team races to identify the copycat killer before the deadly final chapter unfolds in “The Body in the Book” episode of BONES airing Tuesday, Dec. 18 (8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (BON-215) (TV-14 D, L, S, V)

Cast: Emily Deschanel as Dr. Temperance Brennan; David Boreanaz as FBI Special Agent Seeley Booth; TJ Thyne as Dr. Jack Hodgins; Michaela Conlin as Angela Montenegro; Eric Millegan as Zack Addy; Tamara Taylor as Dr. Camille “Cam” Saroyan.

Guest Cast: Eddie McClintock as Sully; Chris Conner as Oliver Laurier; Valarie Pettiford as Ellen Laskow; Jonathan Slavin as Hank Belden; Colby French as Greg Braley; Steve Braun as Ashton Keller; Darby Stanchfield as Connie Lopata; Sean Patrick Murphy as Forensic Agent; Ted Lyde as Police Officer




--“HOUSE”—(9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

HOUSE’S LATEST PATIENT IS A YOUNG GIRL
WITH AILMENTS WELL BEYOND HER YEARS
ON “HOUSE” TUESDAY, DECEMBER 18, ON FOX

The team takes on the case of 6-year-old Lucy, who collapsed at daycare. They discover that the tissues surrounding Lucy’s heart have hardened and are strangling her heart, a condition usually found in much older patients.  As the team searches for an explanation, Lucy’s condition worsens and she suffers a stroke. There’s a palpable tension between Cameron and Chase, and House intentionally assigns them tasks to do together, including a trip to Lucy’s house to check for any possible environmental explanations for her condition. While there, they discover surprising evidence indicating that Lucy may have been abused. Lucy’s 8-year-old brother develops a not-so-innocent crush on Cameron, and as he becomes increasingly aggressive, House suspects that whatever is killing Lucy has begun to affect her brother too. As they try to narrow down what is causing Lucy’s condition before it’s too late, House and Cameron clash over how to treat her. Meanwhile, when Wilson takes Cuddy out to see a play, House puts ideas in Wilson’s head regarding Cuddy’s motivation for going with him in the “Act Your Age” episode of HOUSE airing Tuesday, Dec. 18 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (HOU-319) (TV-14 D, L)

Cast: Hugh Laurie as Dr. Gregory House; Lisa Edelstein as Dr. Lisa Cuddy; Omar Epps as Dr. Eric Foreman; Robert Sean Leonard as Dr. James Wilson; Jennifer Morrison as Dr. Allison Cameron; Jesse Spencer as Dr. Robert Chase.

Guest Cast: Erich Anderson as Deran; Bailee Madison as Lucy; Slade Pearce as Jasper; Carla Gallo as Janie; Joel David Moore as Eddie


WEDNESDAY, DECEMBER 19


--“BACK TO YOU”—(8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

A WRENCH IS THROWN INTO CHUCK’S PLANS
FOR A WEEKEND NIGHT OUT, WHILE KELLY TRIES TO PROVE TO CHUCK
SHE’S NOT AS STODGY AS HE THINKS
ON “BACK TO YOU” WEDNESDAY, DECEMBER 19, ON FOX

Tia Carrere Guest-Stars

When Chuck turns down a dinner invitation from Ryan on a Friday night in order to leave his evening open for possible romance, Kelly accuses him of being selfish and rude. Chuck, pointing out Kelly’s strict adherence to order, accuses Kelly of being uptight and rigid.  Each determined to prove the other wrong, Chuck reluctantly takes Ryan up on his invitation and attempts to avoid distractions from the opposite sex, while Kelly, trying to shake her uptight image, prepares to accompany Montana on a night out on the town. Meanwhile, Gary copes with carpooling to work with Marsh, who seems to have a lead foot and a penchant for narrowly avoiding disaster at every turn in the “A Night of Possibilities” episode of BACK TO YOU airing Wednesday, Dec. 19 (8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (BTY-105) (TV-14 D, L)

Cast: Kelsey Grammer as Chuck Darling; Patricia Heaton as Kelly Carr; Fred Willard as Marsh McGinley; Ty Burrell as Gary Crezyzewski; Josh Gad as Ryan Church; Ayda Field as Montana Diaz Herrera; Laura Marano as Gracie Carr.

Guest Cast: Tia Carrere as Maggie; Stephen Hibbert as Waiter; Tom Kane as Voiceover Narrator.




--“’TIL DEATH”—(8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

EDDIE AND JEFF ENGAGE IN A WIFE SWAP
ON “’TIL DEATH”
WEDNESDAY, DECEMBER 19, ON FOX

When Steph introduces Eddie to yoga and Jeff turns Joy on to tennis, the couples spend more and more time with their friends and less time with each other. The swap seems successful until Jeff’s competitive streak emerges and Joy tries to bow out of tennis lessons in the “Mixed Doubles” episode of ‘TIL DEATH airing Wednesday, Dec. 19 (8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (TIL-207) (TV-PG D, L)

Cast: Brad Garrett; Joely Fisher; Eddie Kaye Thomas; and Kat Foster.

Guest Cast: Lisa Catara as Yoga Instructor; Joe Rosati as Gary.





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--“KITCHEN NIGHTMARES”—“The Mixing Bowl”—(9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC

CHEF GORDON RAMSAY ATTEMPTS TO “CLEAN UP”
BELLMORE, NY, RESTAURANT THE MIXING BOWL
ON “KITCHEN NIGHTMARES”
WEDNESDAY, DECEMBER 19, ON FOX

Gordon visits The Mixing Bowl, a small restaurant in Bellmore, NY. With the owner in the kitchen and an inexperienced manager running the front of the house, things are going downhill…fast. And with coupons and special discounts being this restaurant’s specialty, it’s no wonder they aren’t making money. Gordon has to make some major changes to keep “The Mixing Bowl” afloat on KITCHEN NIGHTMARES Wednesday, Dec. 19 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (KN-105) (TV-14 L)

Cast: Head Chef Gordon Ramsay




THURSDAY, DECEMBER 20


--“ARE YOU SMARTER THAN A 5TH GRADER?”—(8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC

WILL TWO NEW CONTESTANTS BE ABLE TO COAST THEIR WAY THROUGH “ARE YOU SMARTER THAN A 5th GRADER?”
THURSDAY, DECEMBER 20, ON FOX

A surf instructor and a fashion buyer who wants to prove that blondes have brains face the fifth-grade challenge on this atypical quiz show that tests adults’ lack of knowledge – as revealed by how much they’ve forgotten since elementary school. Grownups again find themselves in a classroom setting, revisiting their youth, as they tackle subjects they’ve already been taught, ranging from art to geography and math to social studies. However, the players are not alone. There is a way for contestants to “cheat” in this classroom. Adults can get some elementary help by "peeking" or "copying" off of or being "saved" by actual 5th graders to help them graduate toward the top prize of $1 million on ARE YOU SMARTER THAN A 5th GRADER? Thursday, Dec. 20 (8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (AYS-211) (TV-PG)

Host: Jeff Foxworthy

 
--“DON’T FORGET THE LYRICS!”—(9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC

 CONTESTANTS $ING THEIR HEART$ OUT
ON “DON’T FORGET THE LYRICS!”
THURSDAY, DECEMBER 20, ON FOX

We all think we know the words to popular songs, but when there’s a million dollars at stake, will contestants be able to keep singing when the music stops? Or will they be at a loss for words? On this exciting new game show, contestants choose songs from different genres, decades and musical artists. Then they take center stage to sing alongside the studio band as the lyrics are projected on screen – but suddenly the music stops and the words disappear. Will the contestants belt out the correct missing lyric, or freeze under pressure? Wayne Brady hosts DON’T FORGET THE LYRICS! Thursday, Dec. 20 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (LYR-119) (TV-PG)

Host: Wayne Brady




FRIDAY, DECEMBER 21


--“DON’T FORGET THE LYRICS!”— (8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC

IT’S ALL ABOUT ‘THE BENJAMINS’
ON “DON’T FORGET THE LYRICS!”
FRIDAY, DECEMBER 21, ON FOX

We all think we know the words to popular songs, but when there’s a million dollars at stake, will contestants be able to keep singing when the music stops? Or will they be at a loss for words? On this exciting new game show, contestants choose songs from different genres, decades and musical artists. Then they take center stage to sing alongside the studio band as the lyrics are projected on screen – but suddenly the music stops and the words disappear. Will the contestants belt out the correct missing lyric, or freeze under pressure? Wayne Brady hosts DON’T FORGET THE LYRICS! Friday, Dec. 21 (8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (LYR-109) (TV-PG)

Host: Wayne Brady


 
--**SEASON FINALE**—“THE NEXT GREAT AMERICAN BAND”—3 Cut to Winner—(9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC

THE ‘NEXT GREAT AMERICAN BAND’
IS ANNOUNCED ON THE SEASON FINALE
OF “THE NEXT GREAT AMERICAN BAND”
FRIDAY, DECEMBER 21, ON FOX

Tonight the Final 3 bands find out who America has chosen worthy of the title “The Next Great American Band” and a contract with 19 Recordings in the much anticipated season finale. Don’t miss the SEASON FINALE episode of THE NEXT GREAT AMERICAN BAND airing Friday, Dec. 21 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (IDB-113) (TV-PG L)

Judges: Johnny Rzeznik, Sheila E. and Ian “Dicko” Dickson

Host: Dominic Bowden




SATURDAY, DECEMBER 22


--“COPS: STREET CRIMES SPECIAL EDITION”—(8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) CC

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

SUSPECT RUNS AND MEETS AND OFFICERS’ TASER
ON “COPS: STREET CRIMES SPECIAL EDITION”
SATURDAY, DECEMBER 22, ON FOX

When Officer Mark Longworth of the Cincinnati, OH, Police Department stops a vehicle for a simple traffic violation, the suspect takes off on foot and Officer Longworth is forced to use painful measures to stop him. Also featured is Officer Evan Rosenthal of the Las Vegas, NV, Metropolitan Police Department, who responds to a Code Red call where a group of adults are not on their best behavior on COPS: STREET CRIMES SPECIAL EDITION Saturday, Dec. 22 (8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (CP-1929) (TV-PG L, V)




 
--“COPS”—(8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

SUSPECT SUCCUMBS TO THE TASER GUN
ON “COPS: LIAR LIAR”
SATURDAY, DECEMBER 22, ON FOX

When Officer Donny Meece of the Cincinnati, OH, Police Department pulls over a vehicle in a known drug area, the passenger jumps out of the vehicle and leads Officer Meece on a foot chase that ultimately concludes with a Taser gun. Also featured is Deputy Jason West of the Brevard, FL, County Sheriff’s Office, who arrests a teen after he uncovers a large amount of pot and prescription pills in the vehicle during a routine search on COPS: LIAR LIAR airing Saturday, Dec. 22 (8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (CP-1916) (TV-PG V)

Contact: Josh Governale  310-369-7455  josh.governale@fox.com


--“AMERICA’S MOST WANTED: AMERICA FIGHTS BACK”—(9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC

“AMERICA’S MOST WANTED: AMERICA FIGHTS BACK”
CONTINUES ITS PURSUIT OF JUSTICE
SATURDAY, DECEMBER 22, ON FOX

AMERICA’S MOST WANTED: AMERICA FIGHTS BACK takes on the nation's hottest crime issues. This crime-fighting program focuses on capturing fugitives, protecting victims and empowering citizens within the criminal justice system. The series also takes an in-depth look at laws that harm victims, champions the cause of lawmakers fighting to protect victims' rights and presents news of recent captures, convictions and missing children cases. AMERICA’S MOST WANTED: AMERICA FIGHTS BACK airs Saturday, Dec. 22 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (MW-2113) (TV-PG V)

Host: John Walsh

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--“MADtv”—(11:00 PM-Midnight ET/PT) CC

SUPERSTAR BLOGGER PEREZ HILTON
TO HOST CRAZY COLLECTION OF POP CULTURE PARODIES
ON “MADtv”
SATURDAY, DECEMBER 22, ON FOX

Famed blogger Perez Hilton hosts a collection of pop culture parodies, including music videos, celebrity impersonations and commercial parodies from Bobby Lee’s “Crazy” video to Will Sasso in “Kenny Rogers Jackass” on MADtv airing Saturday, Dec. 22 (11:00 PM-Midnight ET/PT) on FOX.  (MD-1303) (TV-14 D, L, S, V)

Guest Host: Perez Hilton


--“TALKSHOW WITH SPIKE FERESTEN”—(Midnight-12:30 AM ET/PT) CC

ANDY KINDLER JOINS IN THE LAUGHTER
ON “TALKSHOW WITH SPIKE FERESTEN”
SATURDAY, DECEMBER 22, ON FOX

Comedian/actor Andy Kindler (“Everybody Loves Raymond”) makes a special guest appearance while Spike features more of his trademark original sketches and includes a new edition of “Comedy for Stoners” on TALKSHOW WITH SPIKE FERESTEN airing Saturday, Dec. 22 (Midnight-12:30 AM ET/PT) on FOX.  (SPK-209) (TV-14 D, L, V)

Host: Spike Feresten

Guest: Andy Kindler

: SPK-209 replaces the previously announced SPK-208.]


SUNDAY, DECEMBER 23

[EDITOR’S NOTE: KING OF THE HILL, THE SIMPSONS, FAMILY GUY and AMERICAN DAD are preempted this night.]

--“THE SIMPSONS”—(7:00-7:30 PM ET/PT) CC

MARGE WANTS TO GIVE THE BOOT TO A MOOCHER
ON “THE SIMPSONS”
SUNDAY, DECEMBER 23, ON FOX

Figure Skater Elvis Stojko Makes Guest-Voice Appearance

During a holiday ice skating show starring guest voice Elvis Stojko, Homer jumps into a chaotic brawl involving the other ice skaters. In order to escape the chaos, Marge decides to take the family holiday shopping. Gil, dressed as Santa Claus, unknowingly gives Lisa a sold-out Malibu Stacy doll that belongs to his boss’ daughter. When Gil loses his job, the Simpsons invite him over for Christmas dinner, which becomes a huge mistake as Gil moves in uninvited and mooches off the Simpsons. Out of guilt, Marge continually allows Gil to prolong his stay, but when her patience wears thin, she’s forced to overcome her fear and finally say “no” in the “Kill Gil, Volumes I & II” episode of THE SIMPSONS Sunday, Dec. 23 (7:00- 7:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (SI-1801) (TV- PG S, V)

Voice Cast: Dan Castellaneta as Homer Simpson and Gil, Julie Kavner as Marge Simpson; Nancy Cartwright as Bart Simpson; Yeardley Smith as Lisa Simpson; Pamela Hayden as Milhouse; Hank Azaria as Moe; Tress MacNeille as Mrs. Skinner and Russi Taylor as Sherri.

Guest Voice Cast: Elvis Stojko as himself




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**FOX MOVIE SPECIAL**—“SPIDER-MAN 2”— (7:30-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

SPIDER-MAN SWINGS BACK INTO ACTION
TO BATTLE A NEW VILLAIN IN “SPIDER-MAN 2”
SUNDAY, DECEMBER 23, ON FOX

Tobey Maguire returns as the mild-mannered Peter Parker, who is juggling the delicate balance of his dual life as a college student and a superhuman crime-fighter. Peter’s life becomes even more complicated when he confronts a new nemesis, the brilliant Otto Octavius, who has been reincarnated as the maniacal and multi-tentacled “Doc Ock.” When Doc Ock kidnaps Mary Jane, Spider-Man must swing back into action as the adventure reaches new heights of excitement. Don’t miss SPIDER-MAN 2 Sunday, Dec. 23 (7:30-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (FM-0705) (TV-PG L, V)

Cast: Tobey Maguire as Spider-Man/Peter Parker; Kirsten Dunst as Mary Jane Watson; James Franco as Harry Osborn: and Alfred Molina as Doc Ock/Dr. Otto Octavius.
 
 
 
 
SUNDAY, DECEMBER 9
 



--“KING OF THE HILL”—(7:00-7:30 PM ET/PT) CC

 

BOBBY FIGHTS FOR EVERYONE’S RIGHTS…TO IMPRESS A GIRL
ON “KING OF THE HILL”
SUNDAY, DECEMBER 9, ON FOX
 


When Bobby protests against soda machines in the school, his determination attracts the attention of his socially conscious classmate Olivia. He continues his fight in hopes of getting a date with her. The “protest” leads to the machines being removed from campus, which sends the teachers into a panic because they are using the funds to pay for their “retreat.” The teachers devise a new plan to raise money by placing electronic news tickers with advertising for energy bars around the school, which further outrages Olivia, who encourages Bobby to have them removed. In response, Bobby arranges a school walkout but struggles to maintain the crowd, and he looks to Hank for help in the “Bobby Rae” episode of KING OF THE HILL airing Sunday, Dec. 9 (7:00-7:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (KH-1112) (TV-PG D)

Voice Cast: Mike Judge as Hank Hill & Boomhauer; Kathy Najimy as Peggy Hill; Pamela S. Adlon as Bobby Hill; Brittany Murphy as Luanne; Johnny Hardwick as Dale; Stephen Root as Bill.

Guest Voice Cast: Lauren Tom as Connie and Ms. Wallace, Breckin Meyer as Mr. Haggerty and Joseph, Paul Butcher as Kenny, David Herman as Mr. Webber, Mo Collins as Ms. Clark, Dennis Burkley as Principal Moss and Rini Bell as Olivia.



 --“KING OF THE HILL”—(7:30-8:00 PM ET/PT) CC

 

BOBBY RIDES THE CULTURAL COASTER
ON “KING OF THE HILL”
SUNDAY, DECEMBER 9, ON FOX
 


While Bobby heads a carnival planning committee at his school, a representative from the Superintendent’s office visits Tom Landry Middle to carry out diversity tolerance exercises. Targeting the carnival committee, Bobby and his co-planners are led to feel ashamed of their respective cultures’ contributions to racial intolerance. They cancel the carnival and instead try to talk to the Landry students about taking responsibility for past racial injustices. But the students grow angry over the carnival cancellation, and Hank, Peggy, Kahn and Minh slip away to set up the delivered but unassembled equipment so the carnival can still go on. Meanwhile, Hank, Luanne and the guys try to force Lucky to go to a hospital after he catches a Frisbee made of barbed wire in the “Tears of an Inflatable Clown” episode of KING OF THE HILL airing Sunday, Dec. 9 (7:30-8:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (KH-1119) (TV-PG L)

Voice Cast: Mike Judge as Hank Hill & Boomhauer; Kathy Najimy as Peggy Hill; Pamela S. Adlon as Bobby Hill; Brittany Murphy as Luanne; Tom Petty as Lucky; Johnny Hardwick as Dale and Stephen Root as Bill.




--“THE SIMPSONS”—(8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) CC

 

HOMER GETS CARRIED AWAY WITH HIS NEW JOB AS A TOW TRUCK DRIVER AND MARGE HIRES OUTSIDE HELP TO MAKE MAGGIE MORE INDEPENDENT
ON “THE SIMPSONS” SUNDAY, DECEMBER 9, ON FOX

Matt Dillon Makes Guest Voice Appearance
 


Feeling that Maggie is getting too clingy, Marge hires a counselor to teach her the “C.R.I.E. Method,” a counseling program that helps parents raise their children to be very independent at an early age. But the method works a little too well, leaving Maggie with no need for Marge at all. Meanwhile, Homer goes in search of milk for Maggie in Mookington and ends up having his car towed by a tow truck driver named Louie (Matt Dillon) who introduces Homer to the joy of towing cars for a living. Louie invites Homer to be the tow truck driver for Springfield on one condition: that Homer stay off of Louie’s turf in Mookington. When Homer gets a little too “tow happy,” the residents of Springfield set Homer up to look like he’s towing in Louie’s territory, and Homer must suffer the wrath. With Homer missing, the newly independent Maggie is spurred to action in the “Midnight Towboy” episode of THE SIMPSONS Sunday, Dec. 9 (8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (SI-1821) (TV-PG D, L, S, V)

Voice Cast: Voice Cast: Dan Castellaneta as Homer Simpson; Julie Kavner as Marge Simpson; Nancy Cartwright as Bart Simpson; Yeardley Smith as Lisa Simpson; Hank Azaria as Moe; Pamela Hayden as Bride; Tress MacNeille as Mrs. Skinner.

Guest Voice Cast: Matt Dillon as Louie



--“KING OF THE HILL”—(8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC

 

CULTURAL CONFLICT AND COUNTRY CLUB CHAOS
ON “KING OF THE HILL”
SUNDAY, DECEMBER 9, ON FOX
 


Kahn and Minh finally decide to ditch their hillbilly neighbors after Dale runs into their rose bushes with a homemade go-cart. The Souphanousinphones seek refuge at Nine Rivers, an upscale country club to which they were denied membership three times. Desperate to join, Kanh convinces Minh to befriend Dale and the rest of the Arlen Gun Club members so Minh can join the Nine Rivers skeet-shooting team. Kahn keeps his eyes on the prize while Minh begins to understand and accept the ways of her hillbilly neighbors. When Minh ditches the Arlen Gun Club to join the Nine Rivers team, Dale seeks revenge at the Tri-Club Skeet Classic. Meanwhile, the Hill Family go on a hunt for the garbage-can bandit in “The Minh Who Knew Too Much” episode of KING OF THE HILL airing Sunday, Dec. 9 (8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (KH-1118) (TV-PG L, V)

Voice Cast: Mike Judge as Hank Hill & Boomhauer; Kathy Najimy as Peggy Hill; Pamela S. Adlon as Bobby Hill; Brittany Murphy as Luanne; Tom Petty as Lucky; Johnny Hardwick as Dale and Stephen Root as Bill

Guest Voice Cast: Lauren Tom as Minh; Toby Huss as Kahn



--“FAMILY GUY”—(9:00-9:30 PM ET/PT) CC

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

THE LONGEST CHICKEN FIGHT IN TV HISTORY
ON “FAMILY GUY”
SUNDAY, DECEMBER 9, ON FOX
 


When Chris gets expelled from school, the family enrolls him in the snooty boarding school Mr. Pewterschmidt attended, but Chris doesn’t exactly fit in. Meanwhile, the chicken returns to pick a fight with Peter, but you’ll never guess how it all ends in the “No Chris Left Behind” episode of FAMILY GUY Sunday, Dec. 9 (9:00-9:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (FG-511) (TV-14 D, S, V)

Voice Cast: Seth MacFarlane as Peter Griffin, Stewie Griffin, Brian Griffin, and Quagmire; Alex Borstein as Lois Griffin; Seth Green as Chris Griffin; Mila Kunis as Meg Griffin; Mike Henry as Cleveland.




--“AMERICAN DAD”—(9:30-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

STAN WAVES THE RAINBOW FLAG
ON “AMERICAN DAD”
SUNDAY, DECEMBER 9, ON FOX
 

 
Stan has his heart set on speaking at the Republican National Convention on behalf of the Langley chapter, but when they pass him up for another candidate, Stan decides to look for other angles and accepts an endorsement from the local chapter of gay Republicans. While the people around him disapprove of his new lifestyle choices, Stan decides to follow his heart and speak on their behalf in the “Lincoln Lover” episode of AMERICAN DAD Sunday, Dec. 9 (9:30-10:00 PM ET /PT) on FOX.  (DAD-211) (TV-14 D, L, S)

 
Voice Cast: Seth MacFarlane as Stan Smith, Roger the Alien and Franz; Wendy Schaal as Francine Smith; Rachael MacFarlane as Hayley; Scott Grimes as Steve; and Dee Bradley Baker as Klaus and Boxleitner.
 
Guest Voice Cast: Tom Hollander as Lincoln performance artist and waiter; Stark Sands as conservative republican, Tino, and conservative #1; Wilson Cruz as male fan, male log cabin chorus and hot Andrew; Scott Lowell as Brett; Peter Paige as Jason; and Suzanne Cryer as Babette.
 
 DAD-211 replaces the previously announced DAD-306.]


 

MONDAY, DECEMBER 10
 



--“HOUSE”—(8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1


 

HOUSE AND HIS TEAM BATTLE TO SAVE A PRESIDENTIAL HOPEFUL,
AND HOUSE REFUSES TO GIVE IN TO VOGLER’S ULTIMATUM
WHEN GIVEN THE CHANCE TO SAVE ONE OF HIS TEAM MEMBERS
ON "HOUSE" MONDAY, DECEMBER 10, ON FOX

Chi McBride and Joe Morton Guest-Star
 


At a high-level campaign fundraiser, up-and-coming Senator Tom Wright (guest star Joe Morton) becomes violently ill.  Vogler (guest star Chi McBride) pushes House to take Wright’s case and also dangles a new incentive in front of him: deliver a speech on behalf of Vogler’s pharmaceutical company, and save his whole team.  While the Senator’s symptoms and tests point to AIDS, a condition which would squash his White House dreams forever, House and the team dig for different answers.  Meanwhile, House gives the speech, but it’s not exactly what Vogler had in mind in the "Role Model” episode of HOUSE Monday, Dec. 10 (8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (HOU-117) (TV-14 L, S)

Cast: Hugh Laurie as Dr. Gregory House; Lisa Edelstein as Dr. Lisa Cuddy; Omar Epps as Dr. Eric Foreman; Robert Sean Leonard as Dr. James Wilson; Jennifer Morrison as Dr. Allison Cameron; Jesse Spencer as Dr. Robert Chase.

Guest Cast:  Chi McBride as Edward Vogler; Joe Morton as Sen. Tom Wright; Elizabeth Karr as Hostess; Dominic Oliver as Reynolds; Missy Crider as Susan; Sahar Bibiyan as Clinic Nurse; Bobbin Bergstrom as ICU Nurse




--“K-VILLE”—(9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

 

NEW ORLEANS POLICE DEPARTMENT ENDURES
CRIME, CORRUPTION AND CHALLENGES
TWO YEARS AFTER KATRINA ON “K-VILLE”
MONDAY, DECEMBER 10, ON FOX
 


While Boulet and other members of the NOPD are reveling at a karaoke bar in the French Quarter, the night takes an unsuspecting turn when they get a call about a crime at a high-profile merchant. As the investigation unfolds, it is discovered that a vicious criminal is racketeering local businesses. Meanwhile, resolve and trust limits are tested between the unlikely cop duo of Boulet and Cobb in the “Boulet in a China Shop” episode of K-VILLE Monday, Dec. 10 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (KV-102) (TV-14 L, V)

Cast: Anthony Anderson as Marlin Boulet, Cole Hauser as Trevor Cobb, Tawny Cypress as Ginger “Love Tap” LeBeau, Blake Shields as Jeff “Glue Boy” Gooden and John Carroll Lynch as Captain James Embry.

Guest Cast: Elise Neal as Ayana Boulet, Jiya Fowler as Tawni Boulet, Amanda Righetti as A.J. Gossett, Milena Govich as D.A. Lyndsey Swann, Avery Kidd Waddell as Owen Giles, Richard Zeringue as Stanley Azabian, Lisa Arrindell Anderson as Maya Beaulieu, Dayton Callie as Angelo Dante, Donna Duplantier as Audrey Beckman, Lawrence Gamell as Man.





 

TUESDAY, DECEMBER 11
 



--“BONES”—(8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

PA: Viewer discretion is advised,

 

THE RELEASE OF A DEADLY VIRUS FORCES BRENNAN, BOOTH
AND THE JEFFERSONIAN TEAM TO BE
QUARANTINED IN THE LAB OVER CHRISTMAS
ON “BONES” TUESDAY, DECEMBER 11, ON FOX
 


Construction workers find a skeleton in an old fallout shelter from the 1950s and the Jeffersonian is brought in to help identify the remains. When Zack cuts into the bone, he accidentally releases spores of the deadly fungus Valley Fever, causing the team to be quarantined in the lab over Christmas. While everyone tries to maintain the holiday spirit, Brennan buckles down to solve the mystery of the fallout shelter. Booth and Brennan’s team are reminded that this is a rough time of year for Brennan, since her parents went missing right before Christmas when she was a kid. As Brennan works to bring closure to the family of the missing man – something she has yet to receive about her own parents – the time spent together in the lab provides the catalyst for revealing information about all of them in “The Man in the Fallout Shelter” episode of BONES airing Tuesday, Dec. 11 (8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (BON-109) (TV-14)  

Cast: Emily Deschanel as Dr. Temperance Brennan, David Boreanaz as FBI Special Agent Seeley Booth, TJ Thyne as Dr. Jack Hodgins, Michaela Conlin as Angela Montenegro, Eric Millegan as Zack Addy, Jonathan Adams as Dr. Daniel Goodman.

Guest Cast: Heavy D. as Sid Shapiro; Jim Ortlieb as Hal; Margaret Avery as Ivy Gillespie; Christina Copeland as Lisa Pearce; Ty Panitz as Parker; Bob Bouchard as Mr. Addy; Billy Gibbons as Angela’s Dad.



 
--“HOUSE”—(9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

FURIOUS THAT WILSON HAS STRUCK A DEAL WITH TRITTER,
HOUSE TAKES ON THE CASE OF A YOUNG DWARF
WITH AN UNEXPLAINED ILLNESS THAT’S KILLING HER
ON “HOUSE” TUESDAY, DECEMBER 11, ON FOX

David Morse Guest-Stars
 


It’s Christmas at Princeton-Plainsboro and Wilson has a present for House – he and Detective Tritter have struck a deal and House has three days to accept it. Wilson will testify that he didn’t sign the prescriptions House used to illegally obtain Vicodin, and House will receive two months in a rehab clinic for pleading guilty, avoiding jail time. Even though the deal apparently would make the whole nightmare go away, House is furious at Wilson, will not admit he did anything wrong and immediately goes looking for Cuddy. Barging in on Cuddy in an examining room, he meets her patient, Abigail, and Abigail’s mom, Maddy, both dwarfs. Abigail has a number of symptoms and is recovering from a recently collapsed lung, but Cuddy doesn’t recognize the gravity of her illness and House takes on the case. As House and the team get to work, Cuddy finds out about the deal offered to House, pulls him from the case, suspends his treatment privileges and refuses to dole out any more Vicodin until he takes the deal. As Abigail’s condition worsens, House begins to detox and the team tries unsuccessfully to solve the case without him. When Abigail reaches a critical point, Cuddy begs House for help one last time, but they play a game of chicken to see who will flinch first as he holds out for his pain medication before he’ll offer any more of his insights into the case. Cuddy is forced to make a difficult and potentially life-threatening choice between her patient’s life and House’s life in the “Merry Little Christmas” episode of HOUSE airing Tuesday, Dec. 11 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT).  (HOU-310) (TV-PG D, L)

Cast: Hugh Laurie as Dr. Gregory House; Lisa Edelstein as Dr. Lisa Cuddy; Omar Epps as Dr. Eric Foreman; Robert Sean Leonard as Dr. James Wilson; Jennifer Morrison as Dr. Allison Cameron; Jesse Spencer as Dr. Robert Chase.

Guest Cast: David Morse as Detective Michael Tritter; Kacie Borrowman as Abigail; Meredith Eaton-Gilden as Maddy; Michael Medico as Clinic Doctor; Teddy Vincent as Mrs. Zebalusky; Shyann McClure as Little Girl; Marco Pelaez as Pharmacist; Cole Evan Weiss as Teenage Boy; Bobbin Bergstrom as Nurse.




 

 
WEDNESDAY, DECEMBER 12
 



--“BACK TO YOU”—(8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

 

CHUCK AND KELLY PLOT AGAINST ONE ANOTHER
TO TAKE THE NIGHT’S LEAD STORY
ON “BACK TO YOU” WEDNESDAY, DECEMBER 12, ON FOX
 


Chuck runs into some of his old newsroom buddies and overhears them commenting on his fall from fame in Los Angeles. In order to prove he’s still got what it takes to be a big network anchor, Chuck tries to manipulate Kelly so that he can cover the lead story that night, knowing his former colleagues will see the broadcast. As the lead story changes back and forth between a missing family in the forest to a large building fire, both Chuck and Kelly surreptitiously try to convince each other which story the other should take. Meanwhile, Montana is upset when Marsh steals her intern to work with him in the sports department, and he offers to find her a replacement. When the new intern is a few decades older than they had expected, Marsh and Montana must figure out how to let him go nicely in the “A Gentleman Always Leads” episode of BACK TO YOU airing Wednesday, Dec. 12 (8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (BTY-104) (TV-14 L)

Cast: Kelsey Grammer as Chuck Darling; Patricia Heaton as Kelly Carr; Fred Willard as Marsh McGinley; Ty Burrell as Gary Crezyzewski; Josh Gad as Ryan Church; Ayda Field as Montana Diaz Herrera; Laura Marano as Gracie Carr.

Guest Cast: Bill Macy as Troy; Regan Burns as Mr. Robbins; Rick Fitts as David; Phillip Vaden as Wendell; Maurice Smith as Stage Manager.




--“’TIL DEATH”—(8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

 

EDDIE AND JEFF GET A DOSE OF GYMS, LIES AND VIDEOS
ON “’TIL DEATH”
WEDNESDAY, DECEMBER 12, ON FOX
 


After Eddie complains about their neglected gym membership, Joy attempts to prove him wrong by taking on the treadmill and competing with other gym members. Meanwhile, Jeff begs Eddie to preview an adult video in “The Tale of the Tape” episode of ‘TIL DEATH airing Wednesday, Dec. 12 (8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (TIL-206) (TV-14 D, L, S)

Cast: Brad Garrett; Joely Fisher; Eddie Kaye Thomas; and Kat Foster.

Guest Cast: Nick Bakay as Karl; Kimberly Hue as the Doctor.




**SEASON FINALE**—“KITCHEN NIGHTMARES”—Secret Garden—(9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

CHEF GORDON RAMSAY GOES HEAD-TO-HEAD
WITH THE OWNER OF SECRET GARDEN
IN THE SEASON FINALE OF “KITCHEN NIGHTMARES”
WEDNESDAY, DECEMBER 12, ON FOX
 


Chef Gordon Ramsay visits Secret Garden in Moorpark, CA, to help French chef and owner Michel try to put his restaurant back on the map. When Gordon arrives, the restaurant is deserted and the décor reminds him of a frilly palace. Michel does not want to accept Gordon’s changes, which leads to an all-out screaming match and Gordon storming out of the restaurant. Will Gordon return to get Secret Garden through dinner service, or will Michel be on his own? Find out on the season finale of KITCHEN NIGHTMARES Wednesday, Dec. 12 (9:00-10:00 ET/PT) on FOX.  (KN-101) (TV-14 L)

Cast: Head Chef Gordon Ramsay




 


THURSDAY, DECEMBER 13
 



--“ARE YOU SMARTER THAN A 5TH GRADER?”—(8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC

 

WILL AN ELEMENTARY SCHOOL TEACHER PASS THE TEST
ON “ARE YOU SMARTER THAN A 5th GRADER?”
THURSDAY, DECEMBER 13, ON FOX
 


A first-grade teacher and a medical supply salesman have a lot to prove as they face the challenge on this atypical quiz show that tests adults’ lack of knowledge – as revealed by how much they’ve forgotten since elementary school. Grownups again find themselves in a classroom setting, revisiting their youth, as they tackle subjects they’ve already been taught, ranging from art to geography and math to social studies. However, the players are not alone. There is a way for contestants to “cheat” in this classroom. Adults can get some elementary help by "peeking" or "copying" off of or being "saved" by actual 5th graders to help them graduate toward the top prize of $1 million on ARE YOU SMARTER THAN A 5TH GRADER? Thursday, Dec.13 (8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (AYS-210) (TV-PG)

Host: Jeff Foxworthy



 
--“DON’T FORGET THE LYRICS!”—(9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC

 

WILL CONTESTANTS KNOW THE RIGHT WORDS TO WIN A MILLION DOLLAR$?
FIND OUT ON “DON’T FORGET THE LYRICS!”
THURSDAY, DECEMBER 13, ON FOX
 


We all think we know the words to popular songs, but when there’s a million dollars at stake, will contestants be able to keep singing when the music stops? Or will they be at a loss for words? On this exciting new game show, contestants choose songs from different genres, decades and musical artists. Then they take center stage to sing alongside the studio band as the lyrics are projected on screen – but suddenly the music stops and the words disappear. Will the contestants belt out the correct missing lyric, or freeze under pressure? Wayne Brady hosts DON’T FORGET THE LYRICS! Thursday, Dec. 13 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (LYR-118) (TV-PG D)

Host: Wayne Brady



 

 
FRIDAY, DECEMBER 14
 



--“DON’T FORGET THE LYRICS!”—(8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC

 

CONTESTANTS PLAY TO “TAKE THE MONEY & RUN”
ON “DON’T FORGET THE LYRICS!”
FRIDAY, DECEMBER 14, ON FOX
 


We all think we know the words to popular songs, but when there’s a million dollars at stake, will contestants be able to keep singing when the music stops? Or will they be at a loss for words? On this exciting new game show, contestants choose songs from different genres, decades and musical artists. Then they take center stage to sing alongside the studio band as the lyrics are projected on screen – but suddenly the music stops and the words disappear. Will the contestants belt out the correct missing lyric, or freeze under pressure? Wayne Brady hosts DON’T FORGET THE LYRICS! Friday, Dec. 14 (8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (LYR-107) (TV-PG)

Host: Wayne Brady

Contact: Tracey Raftery  310-369-1425


--“THE NEXT GREAT AMERICAN BAND”—4 Cut to 3 & Top 3 Perform—(9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC

 

THE TOP 3 BANDS TAKE THE STAGE
ON “THE NEXT GREAT AMERICAN BAND”
FRIDAY, DECEMBER 14, ON FOX
 


With one of the Top 4 voted off, the remaining Top 3 bands take the stage to prove they still have what it takes to earn the judges’ approval and rock America’s votes. After the show, viewers again will vote for their favorites, determining which bands will survive another week in the competition, earn a spot in the Final 3 and move one step closer to securing a contract with 19 Recordings and the title of “The Next Great American Band.” Don’t miss the “4 Cut to 3 & Top 3 Perform” episode of THE NEXT GREAT AMERICAN BAND airing Friday, Dec. 14 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (IDB-112) (TV-PG L)
Judges: Johnny Rzeznik, Sheila E. and Ian “Dicko” Dickson

Host: Dominic Bowden



 
 

SATURDAY, DECEMBER 15
 



--“COPS: HO! HO! HO! SPECIAL EDITION #4”—(8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) CC

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

AN ARRESTING SEASONAL VIEWER FAVORITE
WITH “COPS: HO! HO! HO! SPECIAL EDITION #4”
SATURDAY, DECEMBER 15, ON FOX
 


When Officer Ryan Cook of the Las Vegas Metropolitan Police Department detains a man and a woman in an area known for prostitution, he discovers drug paraphernalia in the woman’s purse. Soon Officer Ryan discovers a lot more then he bargained for when he finds out the female suspect is actually a transsexual. Also featured is Officer Derek Pendergrass of the Chattanooga Police Department questioning “Misty,” a 21-year-old prostitute, after she bumps into him twice in one evening on the COPS: HO! HO! HO! SPECIAL EDITION #4 airing Saturday, Dec. 15 (8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (CP-1923) (TV-PG D)




--“COPS: BAD GIRLS SPECIAL EDITION #11”—(8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

MISTLETOE AND MISBEHAVING ON
“COPS: BAD GIRLS SPECIAL EDITION #11”
SATURDAY, DECEMBER 15, ON FOX
 


As the holidays near, mistletoe has people kissing someone dear while COPS’ cameras capture naughty behavior as officers patrol the streets from coast-to-coast on this all-new seasonal installment of COPS: Bad Girls Special Edition #11 airing Saturday, Dec. 15 (8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (CP-2036) (TV-PG D)




--“AMERICA’S MOST WANTED: AMERICA FIGHTS BACK”—(9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC

 

“AMERICA’S MOST WANTED: AMERICA FIGHTS BACK”
CONTINUES ITS PURSUIT OF JUSTICE
SATURDAY, DECEMBER 15, ON FOX
 


AMERICA’S MOST WANTED: AMERICA FIGHTS BACK takes on the nation's hottest crime issues. This crime-fighting program focuses on capturing fugitives, protecting victims and empowering citizens within the criminal justice system. The series also takes an in-depth look at laws that harm victims, champions the cause of lawmakers fighting to protect victims' rights and presents news of recent captures, convictions and missing children cases. AMERICA’S MOST WANTED: AMERICA FIGHTS BACK airs Saturday, Dec. 15 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (MW-2112) (TV-PG V)

Host: John Walsh




--“MADtv”—(11:00 PM-MIDNIGHT ET/PT) CC

 

“MAURY” AND “CONNIE” HELP SPREAD HOLIDAY CHEER
ON “MADtv”
SATURDAY, DECEMBER 15, ON FOX
 


“Maury Povich” (Michael McDonald) and “Connie Chung” (Bobby Lee) have a special All-Star Christmas Spectacular with guest “Joy Beha” (Nicole Parker) and a pig! Meanwhile, Jeff Probst stops by to sing the songs of “Survivor” and animated “Frosty the Snowman” talks about global warming on MADtv airing Saturday, Dec. 15 (11:00 PM-Midnight ET/PT) on FOX.  (MD-1209) (TV-14 D, L, S)

Cast: Ike Barinholtz, Frank Caeti, Crista Flanagan, Keegan-Michael Key, Bobby Lee, Michael McDonald, Arden Myrin, Nicole Parker, Jordan Peele and Nicole Randall Johnson.

Guest Cast: Jeff Probst
   



--“TALKSHOW WITH SPIKE FERESTEN”—(Midnight-12:30 AM ET/PT) CC

 

RYAN SEACREST JOINS IN ON THE LATE-NIGHT LAUGHS ON
 “TALKSHOW WITH SPIKE FERESTEN”
SATURDAY, DECEMBER 15, ON FOX
 


Ryan Seacrest, host of AMERICAN IDOL, will take a late-night break to sit down with Spike Feresten, while on the road at the San Diego AMERICAN IDOL auditions.  TALKSHOW will feature an installment of “Comedy for Stoners” and Spike hitting Venice beach for a sketch feature on “Homeland Security” on TALKSHOW WITH SPIKE FERESTEN Saturday, Dec. 15 (Midnight-12:30 AM ET/PT) on FOX. (SPK-201) (TV-14 D, L, S, V)

Host: Spike Feresten

Guest: Ryan Seacrest

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SUNDAY, DECEMBER 16

 Due to the preceding NFL doubleheader, KING OF THE HILL at 7:00 PM and 7:30 PM will air on the West Coast only.]

--“KING OF THE HILL”—(7:00-7:30 PM PT) CC

 

BOBBY BECOMES A CHEERLEADER
ON “KING OF THE HILL”
SUNDAY, DECEMBER 16, ON FOX
 


Lisa Edelstein (HOUSE) makes a Guest Voice Appearance
Bobby is not a happy camper when he is asked to dress up as a cheerleader and shake his pom-poms to support the girls as they play football in the school’s annual Powder Puff game. Hank encourages him to get into the spirit of things, having once been a Powder Puff boy along with Bill, Dale and Principal Moss. Bobby changes his attitude and is soon the leader of the squad. Meanwhile, Peggy volunteers with the PTA and meets Alexis, an ex-attorney who has left her job to become a more involved mother. Alexis (guest voice Lisa Edelstein) rallies to stop the boys’ antics, with Peggy’s reluctant support, and Principal Moss shuts them down. Hank goes before the PTA to reverse the decision, with Peggy changing her stance. However, Bobby and the boys still find a way to carry on the tradition in the “The Powder Puff Boys” episode of KING OF THE HILL airing Sunday, Dec. 16 (7:00-7:30 PM PT) on FOX.  (KH-1116) (TV-PG D, L)

Voice Cast: Mike Judge as Hank Hill & Boomhauer; Kathy Najimy as Peggy Hill; Pamela S. Adlon as Bobby Hill; Brittany Murphy as Luanne; Johnny Hardwick as Dale; Stephen Root as Bill.

Guest Voice Cast: Lisa Edelstein as Alexis




--“KING OF THE HILL”—(7:30-8:00 PM PT) CC

 

BOBBY GETS MESMERIZED BY FOOTBALL
ON “KING OF THE HILL”
SUNDAY, DECEMBER 16, ON FOX
 


Hank, Bill, Boomhauer and Dale take Bobby to a Texas vs. Nebraska college football game to measure Bobby’s new love for the sport. When Bobby ventures from the nosebleed section to a VIP suite belonging to retired Nebraska quarterback Jake Middleton, Hank goes to bring Bobby back but gets mesmerized by the complimentary food and drinks. Hank and the boys stir up some trouble when Nebraska’s assistant phones the box for a play from Middleton and Hank pretends to be Jake and calls a play that will be make it or break it for Texas in the “Suite Smells of Excess” episode of KING OF THE HILL airing Sunday, Dec. 16 (7:30-8:00 PM PT) on FOX.  (KH-1113) (TV-PG L, V)

Voice Cast: Mike Judge as Hank Hill & Boomhauer; Kathy Najimy as Peggy Hill; Pamela S. Adlon as Bobby Hill; Brittany Murphy as Luanne; Johnny Hardwick as Dale; Stephen Root as Bill and Toby Huss as Coach Kleehammer.




--“THE SIMPSONS”—(8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) CC

 

HOMER WAKES UP WITH NO RECOLLECTION OF THE PAST 24 HOURS AND DISCOVERS THAT MARGE AND THE KIDS ARE NOWHERE TO BE FOUND ON “THE SIMPSONS” SUNDAY, DECEMBER 16, ON FOX
 


Homer wakes up one morning only to find himself outdoors and covered with snow.  With no recollection of what happened the night before, aside from a lingering hangover, Homer makes his way home only to find his entire family missing. Hopelessly confused, Homer makes his way to Moe’s bar, where Moe reveals that Homer drank a “Forget-Me-Shot” the night before – a drink is so potent, it wipes out a the last 24 hours of one’s memory.  When Wiggum informs Homer of a domestic disturbance at his house the night before, Homer begins to worry that he may have done something awful. As he probes his cloudy memory to unravel the mystery, Homer turns to Professor Frink, who hooks him up to a device that allows him to explore his memories, and he interacts with his Memory Family to piece together the night’s events in the “Eternal Moonshine of the Simpson Mind” episode of THE SIMPSONS Sunday, Dec. 16 (8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (SI-1902) (TV-PG D, L, V)

Voice Cast: Voice Cast: Dan Castellaneta as Homer Simpson; Julie Kavner as Marge Simpson; Nancy Cartwright as Bart Simpson; Yeardley Smith as Lisa Simpson; Hank Azaria as Moe; Harry Shearer as Skinner; Tress MacNeille as Little Boy




--“KING OF THE HILL”—(8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC

 

DALE TURNS INTO A BASKET CASE ON
“KING OF THE HILL”
SUNDAY, DECEMBER 16, ON FOX
 


When the Gribbles experience financial trouble due to Dale’s slow extermination business, Peggy suggests he participate in a program where people go on vacation to learn different trades -- a “Vocation Vacation.”  She encourages Hank to accompany him, and to Hank’s disappointment, Dale signs them up for his hobby and lifelong professional dream of basket weaving.  While Hank’s work is admired by the teacher, Dale’s work is looked at as less appealing.  When Hank is given the opportunity to fill in for ill factory workers and is offered a permanent job, Dale tries to run him over with a tractor so he can have the job himself.  But Hank helps him face the hard truth that he isn’t very good at basket weaving.  To restore Dale’s confidence, Hank and the instructor pretend that beetles have infested the factory, and Dale “saves the day” by performing an extermination.  A couple of basket weaving participants become curious about Dale’s work and he lands a job after all -- as a “Vocation Vacations” teacher of extermination.  Meanwhile, Peggy helps Bill and Kahn create an internet video where Bill’s hat seemingly blows off his head and lands on Kahn’s in the “Dream Weaver” episode of KING OF THE HILL airing Sunday, Dec. 16 (8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (KH-1120) (TV-PG)

Voice Cast: Mike Judge as Hank Hill & Boomhauer; Kathy Najimy as Peggy Hill; Pamela S. Adlon as Bobby Hill; Brittany Murphy as Luanne; Johnny Hardwick as Dale; Stephen Root as Bill.




--“FAMILY GUY”—(9:00-9:30 PM ET/PT) CC

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

JOE CAN WALK!!!!
ON “FAMILY GUY”
SUNDAY, DECEMBER 16, ON FOX

Jennifer Tilly and Patrick Warburton Make Guest Voice Appearances
 


After Bonnie (Jennifer Tilly) tells Joe (Patrick Warburton) that she is tired of being married to a handicapped person, Joe decides to get a leg transplant. Excited about his new ability to walk, Joe dives head first into extreme sports and begins to hang around more active friends. Meanwhile, Peter and the guys are upset at how Joe is acting and decide to teach him a lesson. In doing so, they re-cripple him and he is back to normal in the “Believe It Or Not Joe’s Walking On Air” episode of FAMILY GUY Sunday, Dec. 16 (9:00-9:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (FG-515) (TV-14 D, L, V)

Voice Cast: Seth MacFarlane as Peter Griffin, Stewie Griffin, Brian Griffin, and Quagmire; Alex Borstein as Lois Griffin; Seth Green as Chris Griffin; Mila Kunis as Meg Griffin; Mike Henry as Cleveland.

Guest Voice Cast: Jennifer Tilly as Bonnie and Patrick Warburton as Joe




--“AMERICAN DAD”—(9:30-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

STAN SMITH FIGHTS FOR
CHRISTMAS RIGHTEOUSNESS
ON “AMERICAN DAD”
SUNDAY, DECEMBER 16, ON FOX
 


After Stan comes home from another dangerous mission, he finds that his family has decked the halls with boughs of holly and donned themselves with gay apparel, but just not to his satisfaction.  He demands a grander Christmas starting with the search of a bigger and better tree in the forest. When his family has had enough, Stan powers on by himself, finds the perfect tree and meets an untimely end. While in Limbo, he has to fight for a second chance at life and battle the forces of good and evil to save his family on the “The Most Adequate Christmas Ever” episode of AMERICAN DAD Sunday, Dec. 16 (9:30-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (DAD-312) (TV-14 D, L, V)

Voice Cast: Seth MacFarlane as Stan Smith and Roger the Alien; Wendy Schaal as Francine Smith; Rachael MacFarlane as Hayley; Scott Grimes as Steve; and Dee Bradley Baker as Klaus.

Guest Voice Cast: Erik Durbin as Counter Man, Paget Brewster as Michelle, JK Simmons as Judge, Jane Lynch as Doctor, Shawn Michael Howard as Homeless Guy, Peter Mackenzie as Surgeon, Matt Mckenna as Guy, Steve Hely as Jim Henson, John Dimaggio as Bouncer And Dove, Tim Dadabo as Waiter, Mike Barker as Jesus.
 

 

 

 

SUNDAY, DECEMBER 2
 



--“KING OF THE HILL”—(7:00-7:30 PM PT) CC

 

COTTON GOES SIX FEET UNDER
ON “KING OF THE HILL”
SUNDAY, DECEMBER 2, ON FOX
 


Hank, Peggy, Luanne and Lucky decide to celebrate the first trimester of Luanne’s pregnancy at an upscale Japanese restaurant. Peggy and Hank plan to attend the celebration until Bobby’s sitter cancels at the last minute. Cotton stops by the house and volunteers to stay with Bobby, but Peggy is hesitant about the whole idea. After an evening of reckless babysitting, Cotton decides to crash the dinner party with Bobby and finds himself in a deathly situation with a chef who resembles an enemy from his WWII days. After Cotton’s many chances at cheating death, it finally catches up with him in the “Death Picks Cotton” episode of KING OF THE HILL airing Sunday, Dec. 2 (7:00-7:30 PM PT) on FOX.  (KH-1114) (TV-PG D, L)

Voice Cast: Mike Judge as Hank Hill, Octavio & Boomhauer; Kathy Najimy as Peggy Hill; Pamela S. Adlon as Bobby Hill; Brittany Murphy as Luanne; Johnny Hardwick as Dale; Stephen Root as Bill, Paramedic and Strickland; Ashley Gardner as Reverend Stroup and Nancy; David Herman as Jimmy Wichard and Johnson; Toby Huss as Cotton, Joe Jack and Kahn; Lauren Tom as Minh and Connie; and Jonathan Joss as Redcorn.

Guest Voice Cast: Toby Huss as Cotton Hill




--“KING OF THE HILL”—(7:30-8:00 PM PT) CC

 

HANK CAUSES A BEEF
ON “KING OF THE HILL”
SUNDAY, DECEMBER 2, ON FOX
 


After buying tough, unsavory steaks at the Mega-Lo-Mart, Hank, at Appleseed’s suggestion, visits the town co-op in search of better meat. After falling in love with the delicious organic food, Hank becomes a co-op volunteer and co-owner. The co-op starts to make money and eventually is bought out by the Mega-Lo-Mart corporation, which turns it into a “Mega-Lo-Op” that doesn’t live up to the original co-op “fresh” mentality. Motivated to preserve something of the original co-op, Hank convinces Appleseed that they should start their own mini co-op farm in his backyard. Cattle from the farm wander onto Kahn’s property and the plan is no longer Prime in the “Raise the Steaks” episode of KING OF THE HILL airing Sunday, Dec. 2 (7:30-8:00 PM PT) on FOX.  (KH-1117) (TV-PG L)

Voice Cast: Mike Judge as Hank Hill, Octavio & Boomhauer; Kathy Najimy as Peggy Hill; Pamela S. Adlon as Bobby Hill; Brittany Murphy as Luanne; Johnny Hardwick as Dale; Stephen Root as Bill, Paramedic and Strickland; Ashley Gardner as Reverend Stroup and Nancy; David Herman as Jimmy Wichard and Johnson; Toby Huss as Cotton, Joe Jack and Kahn; Lauren Tom as Minh and Connie; and  Jonathan Joss as Redcorn.

Guest Voice Cast: Dave Gruber Allen as Appleseed



[EDITOR’S NOTE: Due to the preceding NFL doubleheader, KING OF THE HILL at 7:00 and 7:30 PM air on the West Coast only.]


**FOX SPORTS SPECIAL**—BCS SELECTION SHOW—Live in All Time Zones—(8:00-8:30 PM ET/7:00-7:30 PM CT/6:00-6:30 PM MT/5:00-5:30 PM PT) CC

 

FOX SPORTS ANNOUNCES
2008 BOWL CHAMPIONSHIP SERIES MATCH-UPS
SUNDAY, DECEMBER 2, LIVE ON FOX
 


The moment that college football fans have been waiting all season for has arrived! FOX Sports announces the 2008 Bowl Championship Series match-ups for the Allstate Sugar Bowl (Jan. 1, 2008), the Rose Bowl (Jan. 1, 2008), the Tostitos Fiesta Bowl (Jan. 2, 2008), the FedEx Orange Bowl (Jan. 3, 2008) and the Allstate BCS National Championship Game (Jan. 7, 2008). Chris Rose and FOX's lead BCS broadcast team – play-by-play announcer Thom Brennaman and analyst Charles Davis – host the BCS Selection Show live in all time zones Sunday, Dec. 2 (8:00-8:30 PM ET/7:00-7:30 PM CT/6:00-6:30 PM MT/5:00-5:30 PM PT) on FOX.  (SP-0819) (TV-N/A)



[EDITOR’S NOTE: Due to the live BCS announcement, the remaining schedule for this night varies by time zone, with KING OF THE HILL at 8:30 PM airing on the West Coast only.]


--“THE SIMPSONS”—(8:30-9:00 PM ET/8:00-8:30 PM PT) CC

 

HOMER BECOMES AN OPERA STAR,
ONLY TO FIND HIMSELF THE TARGET OF AN OBSESSED FAN
ON “THE SIMPSONS”
SUNDAY, DECEMBER 2, ON FOX

Maya Rudolph and Placido Domingo Make Guest Voice Appearances
 


Homer injures himself in a fall, and while in the hospital he develops the ability to sing in a beautiful, operatic voice whenever he is lying on his back. Mr. Burns overhears Homer during one of his singing sessions at the hospital and immediately hires him to sing the lead in his production of “La Bohème.” Although Homer has to lie down during the performance, he wows the crowd at the Springfield Opera House. Homer becomes an enormous celebrity, especially with the ladies – much to Marge’s chagrin. While running from a mob of crazed fans, Homer is saved by a mysterious woman named Julia (Maya Rudolph), who turns out to be a little too concerned for Homer’s wellbeing in the “Homer of Seville” episode of THE SIMPSONS airing Sunday, Dec. 2 (8:30-9:00 PM ET/8:00-8:30 PM PT) on FOX.  (SI-1818) (TV-PG D, S, V)

Voice Cast: Voice Cast: Dan Castellaneta as Homer Simpson; Julie Kavner as Marge Simpson; Nancy Cartwright as Bart Simpson; Yeardley Smith as Lisa Simpson; Hank Azaria as Moe; Harry Shearer as Principal Skinner; Pamela Hayden as Sad Boy; Tress MacNeille as Nurse

Guest Voice Cast: Maya Rudolph as Julia, Placido Domingo as himself




--“KING OF THE HILL”—(8:30-9:00 PM PT) CC

 

THE HILLS CELEBRATE A VERY SPECIAL WEDDING
ON “KING OF THE HILL”
SUNDAY, DECEMBER 2, ON FOX

Tom Petty Makes a Special Guest Voice Appearance
 


When Luanne decides she wants an expensive wedding, Lucky (Tom Petty) decides to sue Dale when he takes a fall on the job. It’s up to Hank to convince Lucky of the evils of frivolous lawsuits and persuade him to spend his money wisely in the ”Lucky’s Wedding Suit” episode of KING OF THE HILL Sunday, Dec. 2 (8:30-9:00 PM PT) on FOX.  (KH-1005) (TV-PG)

Voice Cast: Mike Judge as Hank Hill, Octavio & Boomhauer; Kathy Najimy as Peggy Hill; Pamela S. Adlon as Bobby Hill; Brittany Murphy as Luanne; Johnny Hardwick as Dale; Stephen Root as Bill, Paramedic and Strickland; Ashley Gardner as Reverend Stroup and Nancy; David Herman as Jimmy Wichard and Johnson; Toby Huss as Cotton, Joe Jack and Kahn; Lauren Tom as Minh and Connie; and  Jonathan Joss as Redcorn.

Guest Voice Cast: Henry Gibson as Bob Jenkins; Dennis Burkley as Carl; Breckin Meyer as Joseph; Danny Trejo as Enrique; Dave Thomas as Lane Pratley; Tom Petty as Lucky.



[EDITOR’S NOTE: Due to the preceding live BCS Selection Show, KH-1005 airs on the West Coast only.]

 
--“FAMILY GUY”—(9:00-9:30 PM ET/PT) CC

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

GIGGITY, GIGGITY, EWWW!
ON “FAMILY GUY”
SUNDAY, DECEMBER 2, ON FOX
 


Death grants Peter’s wish of going back in time to be 18 again just for one night so that he can sow his wild oats. In 1984, he bails on a date with Lois to go to a bar and make out with a movie actress, but when he returns to the present, he discovers that he is now married to the former starlet and Lois is with Quagmire. Meanwhile, Stewie, Chris and Meg have all inherited Quagmire’s charming characteristics in the “Meet the Quagmires” episode of FAMILY GUY Sunday, Dec. 2 (9:00-9:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (FG-513) (TV-14 D, L, S, V)

Voice Cast: Seth MacFarlane as Peter Griffin, Stewie Griffin, Brian Griffin, and Quagmire; Alex Borstein as Lois Griffin; Seth Green as Chris Griffin; Mila Kunis as Meg Griffin; Mike Henry as Cleveland.

Guest Voice: Adam Corolla as Death




--“AMERICAN DAD”—(9:30-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

STAN WAVES THE RAINBOW FLAG
ON “AMERICAN DAD”
SUNDAY, DECEMBER 2, ON FOX
 


When Francine decides to be a surrogate for her gay neighbors Terry and Greg, Stan’s Republican blood boils. Although he pretends to be happy, when the baby is born, Stan kidnaps her and heads to the Nebraska boarder, where gay couples have no rights. Meanwhile Steve and Roger pull a Howard Hughes and become reclusive after they think Klaus is out to get them in “Surro-Gate” episode of AMERICAN DAD Sunday, Dec. 2 (9:30-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (DAD-307) (TV-14 D, L, V)

Voice Cast: Seth MacFarlane as Stan Smith and Roger the Alien; Wendy Schaal as Francine Smith; Rachael MacFarlane as Hayley; Scott Grimes as Steve; and Dee Bradley Baker as Klaus.

Guest Voice Cast: Mike Barker as Terry and Cashier, Max Burkholder as Kid Doctor, Mary Jo Catlett as Guest #1, Leisha Hailey as Lily, Mike Henry as Jackson, Kid Doctor and Guy 1, Brian Lally as Nebraska Man, Jane Lynch as Al, Matt McKenna as Derek, Patrick Stewart as Bullock.



 

MONDAY, DECEMBER 3
 



--“HOUSE”—(8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

DR. HOUSE AND HIS TEAM TRY TO UNCOVER THE REASON A 10-YEAR-OLD HAS A HEART ATTACK WHILE HOUSE SUSPECTS ONE OF HIS TEAM IS SELLING HIM OUT TO VOGLER ON "HOUSE" MONDAY, DECEMBER 3, ON FOX

Chi McBride Guest-Stars
 


When an obese 10-year-old girl presents with a heart attack, House and his team investigate.  At first thinking it’s an adverse reaction to diet pills, they ultimately uncover a much more deadly source of her illness.  Meanwhile, under pressure from hospital management, House tries to figure out which of his team to fire.  But once he makes a decision, Vogler doesn’t accept it and demands he pick someone else, leading House to suspect one of his team members is giving inside information to Vogler in the "Heavy” episode of HOUSE Monday, Dec. 3 (8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (HOU-116) (TV-14 D, L)

Cast: Hugh Laurie as Dr. Gregory House; Lisa Edelstein as Dr. Lisa Cuddy; Omar Epps as Dr. Eric Foreman; Robert Sean Leonard as Dr. James Wilson; Jennifer Morrison as Dr. Allison Cameron; Jesse Spencer as Dr. Robert Chase.

Guest Cast:  Chi McBride as Edward Vogler; Jennifer Stone as Jessica Simms; Cynthia Ettinger as Mrs. Simms; Susan Slome as Mrs. Lucile Hernandez; Ramon Franco as Mr. Hernandez; Teddy Lane Jr. as Mr. Conroy; Austin Leisle as Seth; Karen Goberman as Mrs. Ayers; Alyson Morgan as Clementine; Rose Colasanti as Cashier; Alec George as Classmate #1; DJ Evans as Classmate #2; Bryan Fabian as Classmate #3




--“K-VILLE”—(9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

 

COBB AND BOULET DETECT POST-KATRINA CRIME
ON “K-VILLE” MONDAY, DECEMBER 3, ON FOX
 


Things heat up when Boulet and Cobb uncover details surrounding the murder of an insurance adjuster whose toothless body is found in one of New Orleans’ flooded areas in the “Flood, Wind and Fire” episode of K-VILLE Monday, Dec. 3 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (KV-110) (TV-14 D, L)

Cast: Anthony Anderson as Marlin Boulet, Cole Hauser as Trevor Cobb, Tawny Cypress as Ginger “Love Tap” LeBeau, Blake Shields as Jeff “Glue Boy” Gooden and John Carroll Lynch as Captain James Embry.

Guest Cast: Elise Neal as Ayana Boulet, Derek Webster as Charlie Pratt, Sarah Brown as Eileen McGillis, Maria Howell as Loretta Sweeney, Starletta DuPois as Edna Terrabone, Matt Malloy as Sheldon Lear, Gary Grubbs as Medical Examiner, Michael Harney as Burt Reynolds, Scott Klace as Ernie Weiss, Glenn Robin as Security Guard.




[EDITOR’S NOTE: KV-110 replaces the previously announced KV-106.]




 

TUESDAY, DECEMBER 4
 



--“BONES”—(8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

BRENNAN AND BOOTH INVESTIGATE THE MURDER
OF A WEALTHY BUSINESSMAN WITH TIES TO THE JEFFERSONIAN,
AND BRENNAN’S NEW RELATIONSHIP HEATS UP
ON “BONES” TUESDAY, DECEMBER 4, ON FOX

Stephen Fry (“Jeeves and Wooster,”“Blackadder”) and Ernie Hudson Guest-Star
 


Brennan, Booth and the Jeffersonian team are called in by the Bancroft family, major donors to the Jeffersonian, to investigate the death of Terence Bancroft, who was found dead at home, bound to his desk chair and maliciously stabbed. The team proves the body had been there for almost a month. Booth questions Terence’s wife, Clarissa, while the team brings the body and all the evidence back to the Jeffersonian for further tests.  Hodgins removes an old photo of himself with the victim from official evidence so the others won’t see it, knowing the photo links him to the case. When the case goes to trial and Hodgins’ involvement is revealed, the Jeffersonian’s reputation is jeopardized, prompting Brennan to make an important decision about her team. Psychiatrist Dr. Gordon Wyatt (guest star Stephen Fry) has cleared Booth to carry a gun and go back to work, but it’s contingent on Booth continuing to meet with Wyatt on a few underlying issues – issues that may be creeping into Booth’s judgment and affecting his investigative work. Meanwhile, Agent Sullivan invites Brennan to one of his basketball games and the heat is turned up on their relationship in “The Man in the Mansion” episode of BONES airing Tuesday, Dec. 4 (8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.   (BON-214) (TV-14 D, L, V)

Cast: Emily Deschanel as Dr. Temperance Brennan; David Boreanaz as FBI Special Agent Seeley Booth; TJ Thyne as Dr. Jack Hodgins; Michaela Conlin as Angela Montenegro; Eric Millegan as Zack Addy; Tamara Taylor as Dr. Camille “Cam” Saroyan

Guest Cast: Stephen Fry as Dr. Gordon Wyatt; Eddie McClintock as FBI Agent Tim Sullivan; Ernie Hudson as David Barron; Patricia Belcher as Asst. US Attorney Caroline Julian; Meredith Monroe as Clarissa Bancroft; Reid Scott as Robert Fraiser; James Hiroyuki Liao as Assistant Coroner; Nathan Dean as FBI Agent.




--“HOUSE”—(9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

A VIOLENT ILLNESS IS SPREADING AMONG PASSENGERS
ON HOUSE AND CUDDY’S FLIGHT, PUTTING THEIR OWN LIVES IN DANGER
ON “HOUSE” TUESDAY, DECEMBER 4, ON FOX
 


House and Cuddy board a flight back to the United States from Singapore, where they were speakers at an international conference. Shortly after takeoff, a passenger seated next to House becomes violently ill. While House brushes it off as a hangover, Cuddy suspects the man might have a deadly contagious virus and the other passengers could be at risk. Assuming the worst, Cuddy suggests the plane turn back and land, but House dissuades the flight attendant and the flight continues on. As the man's condition worsens, the rest of the passengers on the flight become increasingly uneasy, and so does House when a second passenger falls ill with the exact same rash and debilitating symptoms. Back at Princeton-Plainsboro, Wilson leads the team when they encounter Fran, a middle-aged woman who collapsed at her home and soon goes into seizures. Cameron and Chase investigate Fran's house to look for clues to a diagnosis, but they are distracted by the prospect of an empty house and an inviting bed. When they return empty-handed and Fran's health continues to decline, the team must focus on finding out what is killing Fran without House's help. Back on the flight, with First Class turned into a makeshift isolation area, House calls upon a misfit team of passengers to fill in for his own team, as he bounces questions and theories off of them. When Cuddy collapses and several more passengers fall ill, the situation turns dire as the plane is hours away from any viable landing place. Without the help of his team or even proper medical equipment, House finds himself with Cuddy’s life and a plane-full of passengers’ lives in his hands in the “Airborne” episode of HOUSE airing Tuesday, Dec. 4 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (HOU-318) (TV-14 D, L)

Cast: Hugh Laurie as Dr. Gregory House; Lisa Edelstein as Dr. Lisa Cuddy; Omar Epps as Dr. Eric Foreman; Robert Sean Leonard as Dr. James Wilson; Jennifer Morrison as Dr. Allison Cameron; Jesse Spencer as Dr. Robert Chase.

Guest Cast: Jenny O’Hara as Fran; Meta Golding as Robin; Tess Lina as Keo; Jamison Yang as Peng; Krista Kalmus as Joy; Melissa Kite as Sour Faced Girl; Pej Vahdat as Foreign Man; Connor Webb as 12-year-old Boy; Gayla Goehl as Businesswoman; Ben Carroll as Businessman; Karla Droege as Mother; Savannah Argenti as Crying Child; Victor Buno as Passenger #1; Donna Silverberg as Passenger #2; Bobbin Bergstrom as Nurse.




 

 
WEDNESDAY, DECEMBER 5
 



--“BACK TO YOU”—(8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

 

KELLY HAS RESERVATIONS
WHEN CHUCK JOINS HER AND GRACIE FOR DINNER
ON “BACK TO YOU”
WEDNESDAY, DECEMBER 5, ON FOX
 


Chuck and Kelly seem to be getting on each other’s last nerve on- and off-camera. But when Chuck’s dinner date is called off, he runs into Kelly and Gracie having dinner at a restaurant near the station and awkwardly joins them for a meal. Chuck and Gracie hit it off – and take a few stabs at Kelly while they’re at it – and despite Kelly’s disdain, she begins to think that having Chuck around might just be a good thing for Gracie. Back at the station, Marsh generously offers to help Gary create his own news anchor promo reel after his first attempt at a highlights video does not turn out quite the way he had hoped it. Meanwhile, Montana is distraught over her broken relationship, which she learned about on-air, and Ryan has to hide his infatuation for her and collect herself in time for the night’s broadcast in the “First Supper” episode of BACK TO YOU airing Wednesday, Dec. 5 (8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (BTY-103) (TV-14 D, L)

Cast: Kelsey Grammer as Chuck Darling; Patricia Heaton as Kelly Carr; Fred Willard as Marsh McGinley; Ty Burrell as Gary Crezyzewski; Josh Gad as Ryan Church; Ayda Field as Montana Diaz Herrera; Laura Marano as Gracie Carr.




--“‘TIL DEATH”—(8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

 

EDDIE AND JOY ARE THE UNPOPULAR KIDS ON THE BLOCK
ON “‘TIL DEATH”
WEDNESDAY, DECEMBER 5, ON FOX
 


When Eddie and Joy are the only neighbors not included in an elderly neighbor’s funeral, they feel left out. Then, when Joy lands an invitation to sing at the funeral, Eddie goes to the extreme to have a role of his own. Meanwhile, Steph and Jeff argue over Steph’s eulogy in the “Four Neighbors and a Funeral” episode of ‘TIL DEATH airing Wednesday, Dec. 5 (8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (TIL-203) (TV-PG D)

Cast: Brad Garrett; Joely Fisher; Eddie Kaye Thomas; and Kat Foster

Guest Cast: K Callan as Mrs. Bauer



 
--“KITCHEN NIGHTMARES”—Peter’s—(9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

CHEF GORDON RAMSAY ATTEMPTS
TO CLEAN UP BABYLON, NY, RESTAURANT
ON “KITCHEN NIGHTMARES”
WEDNESDAY, DECEMBER 5, ON FOX
 


Chef Gordon Ramsay is hitting the road exposing restaurants that are barely staying afloat. This week, Ramsay visits a small, family-run Italian restaurant in Babylon, NY. He’s faced with a hot-tempered Godfather wannabe, Peter, who is driving his family crazy and the business into the ground. See if Peter can survive the wrath of Chef Ramsay when he comes to take over the restaurant on KITCHEN NIGHTMARES Wednesday, Dec. 5 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (KN-108) (TV-14 L)

Cast: Head Chef Gordon Ramsay





 

THURSDAY, DECEMBER 6
 



--“ARE YOU SMARTER THAN A 5TH GRADER?”—(8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC

 

A POLICE OFFICER AND A FIRE FIGHTER
FACE THE CHALLENGE OF THE CLASSROOM 
ON “ARE YOU SMARTER THAN A 5th GRADER?”
THURSDAY, DECEMBER 6, ON FOX
 


A fire fighter from Los Angeles, CA, and police officer from Oak Lawn, IL, test their skills on this atypical quiz show that tests adults’ lack of knowledge – as revealed by how much they’ve forgotten since elementary school. Grownups again find themselves in a classroom setting, revisiting their youth, as they tackle subjects they’ve already been taught, ranging from art to geography and math to social studies. However, the players are not alone. There is a way for contestants to “cheat” in this classroom. The adults have the opportunity to get some help from real grade-schoolers, who will offer what they think is the correct a-n-s-w-e-r on ARE YOU SMARTER THAN A 5TH GRADER? Thursday, Dec.6 (8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (AYS-209) (TV-PG)

Host: Jeff Foxworthy



 
--“DON’T FORGET THE LYRICS!”—(9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC

 

HOW HARD ARE CONTESTANTS WILLING TO WORK FOR THE MONEY?
FIND OUT ON “DON’T FORGET THE LYRICS!”
THURSDAY, DECEMBER 6, ON FOX
 


We all think we know the words to popular songs, but when there’s a million dollars at stake, will contestants be able to keep singing when the music stops? Or will they be at a loss for words? On this exciting new game show, contestants choose songs from different genres, decades and musical artists. Then they take center stage to sing alongside the studio band as the lyrics are projected on screen – but suddenly the music stops and the words disappear. Will the contestants belt out the correct missing lyric, or freeze under pressure? Wayne Brady hosts DON’T FORGET THE LYRICS! Thursday, Dec. 6 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (LYR-117) (TV-PG)

Host: Wayne Brady





FRIDAY, DECEMBER 7

 

FRIDAY, DECEMBER 7
 


[EDITOR’S NOTE: LYRICS and BAND have swapped timeslots.]

--**TIME PERIOD PREMIERE**—“DON’T FORGET THE LYRICS!”—(8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC

 

CONTESTANTS WORK HARD FOR THEIR MONEY
ON “DON’T FORGET THE LYRICS!”
FRIDAY, DECEMBER 7, ON FOX
 


We all think we know the words to popular songs, but when there’s a million dollars at stake, will contestants be able to keep singing when the music stops? Or will they be at a loss for words? On this exciting new game show, contestants choose songs from different genres, decades and musical artists. Then they take center stage to sing alongside the studio band as the lyrics are projected on screen – but suddenly the music stops and the words disappear. Will the contestants belt out the correct missing lyric, or freeze under pressure? Wayne Brady hosts DON’T FORGET THE LYRICS! Friday, Dec. 7 (8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (LYR-105) (TV-PG)

Host: Wayne Brady


 

--**TIME PERIOD PREMIERE**—“THE NEXT GREAT AMERICAN BAND”—5 Cut to 4 & Top 4 Perform—(9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC

 

THE TOP 4 BANDS TAKE THE STAGE
ON “THE NEXT GREAT AMERICAN BAND”
FRIDAY, DECEMBER 7, ON FOX
 


With one of the Top 5 voted off, the remaining Top 4 bands take the stage to prove they still have what it takes to earn the judges’ approval and rock America’s votes. After the show, viewers again will vote for their favorites, determining which bands will survive another week in the competition, earn a spot in the Final 3 and move one step closer to securing a contract with 19 Recordings and the title of “The Next Great American Band.” Don’t miss the “5 Cut to 4 & Top 4 Perform” episode of THE NEXT GREAT AMERICAN BAND airing Friday, Dec. 7 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (IDB-111) (TV-PG L)
Judges: Johnny Rzeznik, Sheila E. and Ian “Dicko” Dickson
Host: Dominic Bowden




 

SATURDAY, DECEMBER 8
 


--“COPS: COAST TO COAST”—(8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) CC
PA: Viewer discretion is advised.
               
 

OFFICERS RELEASE THE HOUNDS
ON “COPS: COAST TO COAST”
SATURDAY, DECEMBER 8, ON FOX
 


When Officer David Lee and Corporal Shannon Whent of the Sacramento, CA, Police Department check up on a suspect with an outstanding warrant, the person flees and the K-9 unit takes over. Also featured is Officer Kenneth McCaffery of the Las Vegas, NV, Metropolitan Police Department stopping a vehicle driving the wrong way down a street on an all-new COPS: COAST TO COAST Saturday, Dec.8 (8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (CP-2011) (TV-PG L)




--“COPS: COAST TO COAST”—(8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) CC

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

GAMBLING WITH DOMESTIC VIOLENCE IN LAS VEGAS
HAS ARRESTING CONSEQUENCES
ON “COPS: COAST TO COAST”
SATURDAY, DECEMBER 8, ON FOX
 


When Officer Peter Connell of the Las Vegas, NV, Police Department responds to a call about domestic violence between a man and a woman, serious matters surface when one of them ends up in jail. Another segment featuring the Las Vegas Police Department follows Officer Chris Kennedy as he responds to a domestic violence call in which a man is fighting with a belligerent woman on an all-new COPS: COAST TO COAST airing Saturday, Dec. 8 (8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (CP-1935) (TV-PG L)

Contact: Josh Governale  310-369-7455

--“AMERICA’S MOST WANTED: AMERICA FIGHTS BACK”—(9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC
“AMERICA’S MOST WANTED: AMERICA FIGHTS BACK”
CONTINUES ITS PURSUIT OF JUSTICE
SATURDAY, DECEMBER 8, ON FOX

AMERICA’S MOST WANTED: AMERICA FIGHTS BACK takes on the nation's hottest crime issues. This crime-fighting program focuses on capturing fugitives, protecting victims and empowering citizens within the criminal justice system. The series also takes an in-depth look at laws that harm victims, champions the cause of lawmakers fighting to protect victims' rights and presents news of recent captures, convictions and missing children cases. AMERICA’S MOST WANTED: AMERICA FIGHTS BACK airs Saturday, Dec. 8 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (MW-2111) (TV-PG V)

Host: John Walsh




--“MADtv”—(11:00 PM-Midnight ET/PT) CC

 

JEFF PROBST HOSTS A MADCAP RECAP
OF MADtv’s ALL-TIME BEST TV PARODIES
ON “MADtv” SATURDAY, DECEMBER 8, ON FOX
 


Jeff Probst will host a collection of the All-Time Best TV Parodies on tonight’s MADtv. Sketches include “Survivor” featuring Michael McDonald as “Jeff Probst,” “The Sopranos” featuring Will Sasso as “Tony Soprano” and “Grey’s Anatomy” featuring Bobby Lee as “Dr. Cristina Yang” on MADtv airing Saturday, Dec. 8 (11:00 PM-Midnight ET/PT) on FOX.  (MD-1302) (TV-14 D, L)

Guest Cast: Jeff Probst



 
--“TALKSHOW WITH SPIKE FERESTEN”—(Midnight-12:30 AM ET/PT) CC

 

JERRY SEINFELD TURNS THE TABLES ON SPIKE
ON “TALKSHOW WITH SPIKE FERESTEN”
SATURDAY, DECEMBER 8, ON FOX

Patrick Warburton Makes a Special Guest Appearance
 


TALKSHOW hits late-night with a triple comedy punch when actor/comedian Jerry Seinfeld horns in on Spike Feresten’s hosting duties and Spike takes the hot seat as a guest. Then Seinfeld welcomes Patrick Warburton, creating a “Seinfeld” and “Bee Movie” reunion on TALKSHOW WITH SPIKE FERESTEN Saturday, Dec. 8 (Midnight-12:30 AM ET/PT) on FOX.  (SPK-211) (TV-14)

Host: Spike Feresten

Guests: Jerry Seinfeld and Patrick Warburton





 

SUNDAY, DECEMBER 9
 



--“KING OF THE HILL”—(7:00-7:30 PM ET/PT) CC

 

BOBBY FIGHTS FOR EVERYONE’S RIGHTS…TO IMPRESS A GIRL
ON “KING OF THE HILL”
SUNDAY, DECEMBER 9, ON FOX
 


When Bobby protests against soda machines in the school, his determination attracts the attention of his socially conscious classmate Olivia. He continues his fight in hopes of getting a date with her. The “protest” leads to the machines being removed from campus, which sends the teachers into a panic because they are using the funds to pay for their “retreat.” The teachers devise a new plan to raise money by placing electronic news tickers with advertising for energy bars around the school, which further outrages Olivia, who encourages Bobby to have them removed. In response, Bobby arranges a school walkout but struggles to maintain the crowd, and he looks to Hank for help in the “Bobby Rae” episode of KING OF THE HILL airing Sunday, Dec. 9 (7:00-7:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (KH-1112) (TV-PG D)

Voice Cast: Mike Judge as Hank Hill & Boomhauer; Kathy Najimy as Peggy Hill; Pamela S. Adlon as Bobby Hill; Brittany Murphy as Luanne; Johnny Hardwick as Dale; Stephen Root as Bill.

Guest Voice Cast: Lauren Tom as Connie and Ms. Wallace, Breckin Meyer as Mr. Haggerty and Joseph, Paul Butcher as Kenny, David Herman as Mr. Webber, Mo Collins as Ms. Clark, Dennis Burkley as Principal Moss and Rini Bell as Olivia.



--“KING OF THE HILL”—(7:30-8:00 PM ET/PT) CC

 

BOBBY GETS MESMERIZED BY FOOTBALL
ON “KING OF THE HILL”
SUNDAY, DECEMBER 9, ON FOX
 


Hank, Bill, Boomhauer and Dale take Bobby to a Texas vs. Nebraska college football game to measure Bobby’s new love for the sport. When Bobby ventures from the nosebleed section to a VIP suite belonging to retired Nebraska quarterback Jake Middleton, Hank goes to bring Bobby back but gets mesmerized by the complimentary food and drinks. Hank and the boys stir up some trouble when Nebraska’s assistant phones the box for a play from Middleton and Hank pretends to be Jake and calls a play that will be make it or break it for Texas in the “Suite Smells of Excess” episode of KING OF THE HILL airing Sunday, Dec. 9 (7:30-8:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (KH-1113) (TV-PG L, V)

Voice Cast: Mike Judge as Hank Hill & Boomhauer; Kathy Najimy as Peggy Hill; Pamela S. Adlon as Bobby Hill; Brittany Murphy as Luanne; Johnny Hardwick as Dale; Stephen Root as Bill and Toby Huss as Coach Kleehammer.




--“THE SIMPSONS”—(8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) CC

 

HOMER GETS CARRIED AWAY WITH HIS NEW JOB AS A TOW TRUCK DRIVER AND MARGE HIRES OUTSIDE HELP TO MAKE MAGGIE MORE INDEPENDENT
ON “THE SIMPSONS” SUNDAY, DECEMBER 9, ON FOX

Matt Dillon Makes Guest Voice Appearance
 


Feeling that Maggie is getting too clingy, Marge hires a counselor to teach her the “C.R.I.E. Method,” a counseling program that helps parents raise their children to be very independent at an early age. But the method works a little too well, leaving Maggie with no need for Marge at all. Meanwhile, Homer goes in search of milk for Maggie in Mookington and ends up having his car towed by a tow truck driver named Louie (Matt Dillon) who introduces Homer to the joy of towing cars for a living. Louie invites Homer to be the tow truck driver for Springfield on one condition: that Homer stay off of Louie’s turf in Mookington. When Homer gets a little too “tow happy,” the residents of Springfield set Homer up to look like he’s towing in Louie’s territory, and Homer must suffer the wrath. With Homer missing, the newly independent Maggie is spurred to action in the “Midnight Towboy” episode of THE SIMPSONS Sunday, Dec. 9 (8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (SI-1821) (TV-PG D, L, S, V)

Voice Cast: Voice Cast: Dan Castellaneta as Homer Simpson; Julie Kavner as Marge Simpson; Nancy Cartwright as Bart Simpson; Yeardley Smith as Lisa Simpson; Hank Azaria as Moe; Pamela Hayden as Bride; Tress MacNeille as Mrs. Skinner.

Guest Voice Cast: Matt Dillon as Louie



--“KING OF THE HILL”—(8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC

 

CULTURAL CONFLICT AND COUNTRY CLUB CHAOS
ON “KING OF THE HILL”
SUNDAY, DECEMBER 9, ON FOX
 


Kahn and Minh finally decide to ditch their hillbilly neighbors after Dale runs into their rose bushes with a homemade go-cart. The Souphanousinphones seek refuge at Nine Rivers, an upscale country club to which they were denied membership three times. Desperate to join, Kanh convinces Minh to befriend Dale and the rest of the Arlen Gun Club members so Minh can join the Nine Rivers skeet-shooting team. Kahn keeps his eyes on the prize while Minh begins to understand and accept the ways of her hillbilly neighbors. When Minh ditches the Arlen Gun Club to join the Nine Rivers team, Dale seeks revenge at the Tri-Club Skeet Classic. Meanwhile, the Hill Family go on a hunt for the garbage-can bandit in “The Minh Who Knew Too Much” episode of KING OF THE HILL airing Sunday, Dec. 9 (8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (KH-1118) (TV-PG L, V)

Voice Cast: Mike Judge as Hank Hill & Boomhauer; Kathy Najimy as Peggy Hill; Pamela S. Adlon as Bobby Hill; Brittany Murphy as Luanne; Tom Petty as Lucky; Johnny Hardwick as Dale and Stephen Root as Bill

Guest Voice Cast: Lauren Tom as Minh; Toby Huss as Kahn



--“FAMILY GUY”—(9:00-9:30 PM ET/PT) CC

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

THE LONGEST CHICKEN FIGHT IN TV HISTORY
ON “FAMILY GUY”
SUNDAY, DECEMBER 9, ON FOX
 


When Chris gets expelled from school, the family enrolls him in the snooty boarding school Mr. Pewterschmidt attended, but Chris doesn’t exactly fit in. Meanwhile, the chicken returns to pick a fight with Peter, but you’ll never guess how it all ends in the “No Chris Left Behind” episode of FAMILY GUY Sunday, Dec. 9 (9:00-9:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (FG-511) (TV-14 D, S, V)

Voice Cast: Seth MacFarlane as Peter Griffin, Stewie Griffin, Brian Griffin, and Quagmire; Alex Borstein as Lois Griffin; Seth Green as Chris Griffin; Mila Kunis as Meg Griffin; Mike Henry as Cleveland.



 
--“AMERICAN DAD”—(9:30-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

ROGER KILLS THEM WITH KINDNESS
ON “AMERICAN DAD”
SUNDAY, DECEMBER 9, ON FOX
 


Francine comes up with an elaborate plan to reunite Stan and Roger after a big fight. She fakes Roger's kidnapping in the hopes of showing Roger that Stan still cares about him, but when Stan never shows up to pay the ransom, it forces Roger to rethink the way he treats people. After all it wouldn’t kill him to be nice to people…or would it?  Find out on the “Frannie 911” episode of AMERICAN DAD Sunday, Dec. 9 (9:30-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (DAD-306) (TV-14 D, L, V)

Voice Cast: Seth MacFarlane as Stan Smith and Roger the Alien; Wendy Schaal as Francine Smith; Rachael MacFarlane as Hayley; Scott Grimes as Steve; and Dee Bradley Baker as Klaus.
 

 

 
 
 
 
 
SUNDAY, NOVEMBER 25
 

 KH-1119 and SI-1815 have swapped timeslots; FG-512 replaces the previously announced DAD-308.]

--“KING OF THE HILL”—(7:00-7:30 PM ET/PT) CC

BOBBY RIDES THE CULTURAL COASTER
ON “KING OF THE HILL”
SUNDAY, NOVEMBER 25, ON FOX

While Bobby heads a carnival planning committee at his school, a representative from the Superintendent’s office visits Tom Landry Middle to carry out diversity tolerance exercises. Targeting the carnival committee, Bobby and his co-planners are led to feel ashamed of their respective cultures’ contributions to racial intolerance. They cancel the carnival and instead try to talk to the Landry students about taking responsibility for past racial injustices. But the students grow angry over the carnival cancellation, and Hank, Peggy, Kahn and Minh slip away to set up the delivered but unassembled equipment so the carnival can still go on. Meanwhile, Hank, Luanne and the guys try to force Lucky to go to a hospital after he catches a Frisbee made of barbed wire in the “Tears of an Inflatable Clown” episode of KING OF THE HILL airing Sunday, Nov. 25 (7:00-7:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (KH-1119) (TV-PG L)

Voice Cast: Mike Judge as Hank Hill & Boomhauer; Kathy Najimy as Peggy Hill; Pamela S. Adlon as Bobby Hill; Brittany Murphy as Luanne; Tom Petty as Lucky; Johnny Hardwick as Dale and Stephen Root as Bill.




--“THE SIMPSONS”—(7:30-8:00 PM ET/PT) CC

HOMER FLIES HIGH
ON “THE SIMPSONS”
SUNDAY, NOVEMBER 25, ON FOX

Lionel Richie and Stephen Colbert Makes Guest Voice Appearances

After Homer saves Mr. Burns from drowning in a mall fountain, Burns thanks him by taking him on a whirlwind trip to Chicago on his private plane. Homer is smitten with the luxury jet and all the perks that come with it, including flying with song legend Lionel Richie, who serenades him with a customized version of “Say You, Say Me.” After returning home, Homer makes it his mission to find a job that offers him the chance to fly on a corporate jet and enlists a life coach, guest star Stephen Colbert, to help fulfill this dream in the “He Loves to Fly and He D’ohs” episode of THE SIMPSONS Sunday, Nov. 25 (7:30-8:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (SI-1820) (TV-PG D, L, S, V)

Voice Cast: Voice Cast: Dan Castellaneta as Homer Simpson; Julie Kavner as Marge Simpson; Nancy Cartwright as Bart Simpson; Yeardley Smith as Lisa Simpson; Hank Azaria as Moe; Pamela Hayden as Milhouse; Tress MacNeille as Flight Attendant.

Guest Voice Cast: Lionel Richie as himself and Stephen Colbert as Colby.



--“THE SIMPSONS”—(8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) CC

SIDESHOW BOB AND FAMILY RETURN
FOR THE ULTIMATE SIMPSONS REVENGE
ON “THE SIMPSONS”
SUNDAY, NOVEMBER 25, ON FOX

Kelsey Grammer, David Hyde Pierce, John Mahoney
and Keith Olbermann Guest-Voice

Kelsey Grammer returns to guest-voice as the infamous Sideshow Bob, David Hyde Pierce as Sideshow Bob’s dubious brother Cecil Terwilliger, and John Mahoney as their father, Mr. Terwilliger. Marge dreams that Keith Olbermann (guest-voicing as himself) chides her for fast-forwarding through television commercials. Marge tries her to make restitution by watching hours of advertisements, and she and the Simpson family take particular interest in an ad for Wes Doobner’s World-Famous Family-Style Rib Huts. They drive to the restaurant, only to find Sideshow Bob waiting for them, triumphant in his elaborate hoax to lure them to their doom. When Sideshow Bob’s attempt to terminate the family is foiled, he is put on trial, where his father blames Sideshow Bob’s psychosis on Bart. During the proceedings, Bart accidentally kills his old nemesis, and Bob’s brother Cecil invites Bart to attend the memorial service for Sideshow Bob to bury the hatchet for good in the “Funeral for a Fiend” episode of THE SIMPSONS Sunday, Nov. 25 (8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (SI-1901) (TV-PG D, L, V)

Voice Cast: Voice Cast: Dan Castellaneta as Homer Simpson; Julie Kavner as Marge Simpson; Nancy Cartwright as Bart Simpson; Yeardley Smith as Lisa Simpson; Hank Azaria as Moe; Harry Shearer as Skinner; Pamela Hayden as Milhouse; Tress MacNeille as Opal

Guest Voice Cast:  Kelsey Grammer as Sideshow Bob; David Hyde Pierce as Cecil; John Mahoney as Mr. Terwilliger; Keith Olbermann as himself




--“THE SIMPSONS”—(8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC

BROCKMAN ROCKS THE NEWS WORLD
ON “THE SIMPSONS”
SUNDAY, NOVEMBER 25, ON FOX

Chris “Ludacris” Bridges Makes Guest Voice Appearance

At the Simpsons’ annual dental check-up, Homer struggles to suppress his pain while Lisa gets an education in dental hygiene from a video starring Ludacris as Luda-Crest, a tube of toothpaste with a talent for rapping. The Simpsons stop for ice cream on the way home from the dentist, and when Homer purchases the one-millionth ice cream cone, he is featured on Kent Brockman’s nightly news program. However, the innocent interview turns into trouble when Brockman uses a shocking expletive. When the citizens of Springfield fail to react, it appears that Brockman has escaped scandal. However, it isn’t long before the FCC is tipped off by a certain law-abiding citizen and Brockman is fired, leaving the station with a $10-million fine. The Simpsons take the dejected Brockman in, and he and Lisa begin to devise a scheme for the anchor to make his comeback in THE SIMPSONS episode “You Kent Always Say What You Want” Sunday, Nov. 25 (8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (SI-1815) (TV-PG L, V)

Voice Cast: Dan Castellaneta as Homer Simpson, Moleman, Mayor Quimby, Tooth Decay, Sqeaky-Voiced Teen, Stage Manager, Grampa, Young Male Employee, Arnie Pie, Rabbi Krustofsky, Krusty, Scratchy, Itchy, Sideshow Mel, Mr. Teeny, Rich Texan, and Dracula; Julie Kavner as Marge Simpson, Selma, and Patty; Nancy Cartwright as Bart Simpson, Rod Flanders, and Assistant; Yeardley Smith as Lisa Simpson; Tress Macneille as Brandine, Miss Springfield, Kelly, Mother, 2nd Hygenist, Lindsay Naegle, Booberella, Cartoon Wife, Slacker Girl, and Stripper; Harry Shearer as Gum Disease, Principal Skinner, Kent Brockman, Ned Flanders, Supervisor, Male Executive, Announcer, Lenny, Mr. Burns, Rainier Wolfcastle, and Birch Barlow; Pamela Hayden as Ling and Dental Assistant; Hank Azaria as Cletus, Dr. Hwang, Hip Hop-Style Announcer, Bad-Ass Voice, Ludacrest, Prescott Butterfat III, Tavis, Comic Book Guy, Bureaucrat, Muscular Goon, Homeless Man, Inspector Gadget, Carl, and Slacker Dude; Maurice Lamarche as Overweight Man.

Guest Voice Cast: Chris “Ludacris” Bridges as Ludacris




--“FAMILY GUY”—(9:00-9:30 PM ET/PT) CC

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

MEG FINDS TRUE LOVE
ON “FAMILY GUY”
SUNDAY, NOVEMBER 25, ON FOX

When a flood hits Quahog, Meg winds up in the hospital in a coma, but she wakes up to a cute med student and they immediately hit it off. After Meg recovers, Peter is very protective of her, so he drives “McCutie” away. But when Meg reveals to the family that she is pregnant, Peter forces them to get married in the “Peter’s Daughter” episode of FAMILY GUY Sunday, Nov. 25 (9:00-9:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (FG-521) (TV-14 D, L, S, V)

Voice Cast: Seth MacFarlane as Peter Griffin, Stewie Griffin, Brian Griffin, and Quagmire; Alex Borstein as Lois Griffin; Seth Green as Chris Griffin; Mila Kunis as Meg Griffin; Mike Henry as Cleveland



 
--“FAMILY GUY”—(9:30-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

LOIS RUNS FOR OFFICE
ON “FAMILY GUY”
SUNDAY, NOVEMBER 25, ON FOX

When Lois runs for mayor of Quahog, she isn’t the front-runner until she “dumbs down” her political views. Once in office, she’s corrupted by the power and starts accepting bribes so that she can buy herself expensive trinkets. Meanwhile, Peter’s (Seth MacFarlane) enjoying being the “first lady” and all of the perks that go along with it in the “It Takes a Village Idiot, and I Married One” episode of FAMILY GUY Sunday, Nov. 25 (9:30-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (FG-512) (TV-14 D, L, S)

Voice Cast: Seth MacFarlane as Peter Griffin, Stewie Griffin, Brian Griffin, and Quagmire; Alex Borstein as Lois Griffin; Seth Green as Chris Griffin; Mila Kunis as Meg Griffin; Mike Henry as Cleveland.







MONDAY, NOVEMBER 26


--“HOUSE”—(8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

DR. HOUSE AND HIS TEAM RACE TO DIAGNOSE A MEMBER OF THE MOB
AND GET HIM WELL ENOUGH TO TESTIFY AND ENTER THE WITNESS PROTECTION PROGRAM WHILE CUDDY WORKS TO CONVINCE VOGLER OF HOUSE’S IMPORTANCE TO THE HOSPITAL
ON "HOUSE" MONDAY, NOVEMBER 26, ON FOX

Chi McBride and Danny Nucci Guest-Star

Just before mobster Joey Arnello spills the beans in federal court and enters witness protection, he collapses.  Is he faking?  A court order instructs House to find out – and fast.  House and his team struggle to diagnose and cure Joey while Joey’s brother Bill tries to slow things down and keep Joey from testifying.  Meanwhile, Cuddy struggles to convince Vogler (guest star Chi McBride) that House is an essential part of the hospital.  With Joey mysteriously slipping in and out of a coma, and House’s job on the line, House makes an exception to his own policy and gets to know his patient in the "Mob Rules” episode of HOUSE Monday, Nov. 26 (8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (HOU-115) (TV-14 L, S, V)

Cast: Hugh Laurie as Dr. Gregory House; Lisa Edelstein as Dr. Lisa Cuddy; Omar Epps as Dr. Eric Foreman; Robert Sean Leonard as Dr. James Wilson; Jennifer Morrison as Dr. Allison Cameron; Jesse Spencer as Dr. Robert Chase.

Guest Cast:  Chi McBride as Edward Vogler; Joseph Lyle Taylor as Joey; Danny Nucci as Bill; David Burke as Everhardt; AJ Trauth as Henry; Ingrid Sanai Buron as Kimberly; Greg Collins as Marshal Brady.





--“BONES”—(9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

THE DISCOVERY OF A 300-YEAR-OLD BONE SENDS BRENNAN AND BOOTH ON THE TRAIL OF BURIED PIRATE TREASURE
ON “BONES” MONDAY, NOVEMBER 26, ON FOX

When a dead body is found clutching a 300-year-old finger bone, Booth and Brennan’s investigation leads them to a dive site off the coast of Assateague Island where a pirate treasure may be buried. Hodgins is excited to get out of the lab and participates in a dive that uncovers more skeletal remains, which are authentic but prove that some of the bones found were actually stolen from the Jeffersonian collection. The investigation uncovers the possibility that the skeletal remains were placed at the dive site by a surprising culprit with a selfish motivation. But when the suspect is found murdered, a new lead sends the duo on the search for the owner of the dig shaft. Hodgins, excited to get involved in the case, volunteers for another dive in the shaft, but Brennan and Booth must race to save him from an underwater death when they discover who’s behind it all in “The Man With The Bone” episode of BONES airing Monday, Nov. 26 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (BON-117) (TV-14 D, L, V)  

Cast: Emily Deschanel as Dr. Temperance Brennan, David Boreanaz as FBI Special Agent Seeley Booth, TJ Thyne as Dr. Jack Hodgins, Michaela Conlin as Angela Montenegro, Eric Millegan as Zack Addy, Jonathan Adams as Dr. Daniel Goodman.

Guest Cast: John M. Jackson as Dep. Dir. Sam Cullen; Cullen Douglas as Harry Tepper; Robert Foxworth as Branson Rose; Fredric Lane as Giles Hardewicke; Rodney Rowland as Dane McGinnis; Teddy Lane, Jr. as Deputy; Brian D. Johnson as Worker; David Wells as Harley Frankel; Chris Payne Gilbert as Eric Hughes; Harris Shore as Anthony Kendall; Lindsey Stodart as Katie Ney; Michael Chieffo as Mayor Frank Ney.

K-VILLE is preempted this night; BON-117 replaces the previously
announced KV-110.]


TUESDAY, NOVEMBER 27


--“BONES”—(8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

BOOTH AND BRENNAN LEARN SOME LESSONS IN BABYSITTING
AS THEY INVESTIGATE THE MURDER OF AN INFANT’S MOTHER
ON “BONES”
TUESDAY, NOVEMBER 27, ON FOX

Booth and Brennan investigate the scene where a car was run off the road and the victim’s body deliberately burned beyond recognition. When the team hears muffled whimpering during the site investigation, they find the victim’s baby miraculously perched in a tree above the scene of the crash. The team designates Brennan as the infant’s caretaker, but when the baby swallows a key piece of evidence, they question her nurturing skills. The team soon identifies the victim as a laborer who worked in a tire-recycling factory in a small, impoverished town in Virginia, and Brennan and Booth venture out to investigate who might have wanted her dead. Their suspicions range from her deadbeat husband to the impecunious habitants of her town. Meanwhile, the team is fascinated by the presence of a baby in the lab and its affinity for Brennan in “The Baby in the Bough” episode of BONES airing Tuesday, Nov. 27 (8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (BON-309) (TV-14 L)

Cast: Emily Deschanel as Dr. Temperance Brennan; David Boreanaz as FBI Special Agent Seeley Booth; TJ Thyne as Dr. Jack Hodgins; Michaela Conlin as Angela Montenegro; Eric Millegan as Zack Addy; Tamara Taylor as Dr. Camille “Cam” Saroyan

Guest Cast: Nathan Dean as Agent Charlie Burns; Cameron Dye as Lou Taylor; Austin O’Brien as Jimmy Grant; Becky Wahlstrom as Carol Grant; Tom Wilson as Chip Barnett; Ronald William Lawrence as Terry; James C. Victor as Rich; Frank Clem as Earl Delancy; Steve Seagren as Sheriff Delpy; James Lashly as Paul; Sheila Shaw as Dorothy; Clement E. Blake as Homeless Man




--“HOUSE”—(9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

CUDDY ORDERS HOUSE TO MAKE A FINAL DECISION ON HIS TEAM
ON “HOUSE”
TUESDAY, NOVEMBER 27, ON FOX

When Cuddy puts the pressure on House to choose the final members of his team, House deliberately assigns the candidates to a particularly challenging case – an uncooperative, over-the-hill former punk rock star with a history of drug abuse and civil disobedience. House informs the candidates their potential future depends on correctly diagnosing the patient. As the candidates race to find out if the patient is ailing due to drug abuse, an underlying disease or an unknown condition, House keeps a running tally of their efforts, making a few arbitrary point deductions along the way. Meanwhile, Wilson informs a former patient whom he had previously diagnosed with terminal cancer that he is going to live, and the news throws a wrench in the man's carpe-diem lifestyle in the "Games" episode of HOUSE airing Tuesday, Nov. 27 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (HOU-409) (TV-14 D, L)

Cast: Hugh Laurie as Dr. Gregory House; Lisa Edelstein as Dr. Lisa Cuddy; Omar Epps as Dr. Eric Foreman; Robert Sean Leonard as Dr. James Wilson; Jennifer Morrison as Dr. Allison Cameron; Jesse Spencer as Dr. Robert Chase

Guest Cast: Jeremy Renner as Quidd; Matt DeCaro as McKenna; Nick McCallum as Fred; Eli Bildner as Chris; Alex Weed as Ian; Boris Kievsky as Club Owner; Raf Mauro as Doctor; Darren S. Kim as Parent #1; Dina Defterios as Luisa Maria; Justin Brannock as Rex; Tanika Brown McKelvy as Parent #2; Kes Reed Miller as Kid #1; Olivia Everhard as Kid #2; Spencer Bridges as Kid #3; Bobbin Bergstrom as Nurse





WEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER 28


**1-HOUR EPISODE**—“‘TIL DEATH”—(8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

JEFF IS LARGE AND IN CHARGE
ON AN ALL-NEW ONE-HOUR EPISODE
OF ‘TIL DEATH”
WEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER 28, ON FOX

When Jeff becomes acting principal at the school, he thinks his ship has finally come in and this is his chance to shine. However, when he has to make an important decision, he chokes and winds up suspending Eddie, who finds himself bored at home until he gets an unexpected visit from his daughter and her boyfriend. Meanwhile, Joy is annoyed by Steph, who has developed an attitude from her husband’s elevated status at the school. In Eddie’s absence, Jeff searches for a substitute teacher and ends up hiring someone a little too close to home in the “No More Mr. Vice Guy/Everybody Digs Doug” episode of ‘TIL DEATH airing Wednesday, Nov. 28 (8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (TIL-205/204) (TV-PG D, L, S)

Cast: Brad Garrett; Joely Fisher; Eddie Kaye Thomas; and Kat Foster.

Guest Cast: Timm Sharp as Doug; Krysten Ritter as Allison.

 BACK TO YOU is preempted this night.]


--“KITCHEN NIGHTMARES”—Campania—(9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

CHEF GORDON RAMSAY TRIES TO TAME THE WAIT STAFF
AT CAMPANIA, AN ITALIAN RESTAURANT IN FAIR LAWN, NJ,
ON “KITCHEN NIGHTMARES”
WEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER 28, ON FOX

Chef Gordon Ramsay heads to Fair Lawn, NJ, to visit Campania, an Italian restaurant that’s losing more money than it's making. With the wait staff hanging out in the kitchen as if it were a high school cafeteria, food rarely hits customers’ tables. Serious changes are needed or this restaurant will be forced to close its doors for good. With Gordon's changes in place, they have a grand reopening, but just when everything seems to be going smoothly, the cops crash the party in the “Campania” episode of KITCHEN NIGHTMARES Wednesday, Nov. 28 (9:00-10:00 ET/PT) on FOX.  (KN-107) (TV-14 L)

Cast: Head Chef Gordon Ramsay





AYS-208 and LYR-115 feature the same contestant in special crossover editions of both shows.]

--“ARE YOU SMARTER THAN A 5TH GRADER?”—(8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC

CONTESTANT GETS A SECOND CHANCE AT A MILLION DOLLAR$
WHEN WAYNE BRADY STOPS BY ON
“ARE YOU SMARTER THAN A 5TH GRADER?”
THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 29, ON FOX

First Hour of Special Crossover Editions of
ARE YOU SMARTER THAN A 5th GRADER? and
DON’T FORGET THE LYRICS!

A San Diego college fraternity member tries to make the grade. Then the 5th graders extend a helping hand to a bank teller who can’t pass the class but gets a second chance at cash when Wayne Brady of DON’T FORGET THE LYRICS! invites her to carry a tune and sing for money on a special crossover edition of ARE YOU SMARTER THAN A 5TH GRADER? Thursday, Nov. 29 (8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (AYS-208) (TV-PG)

Host: Jeff Foxworthy




--“DON’T FORGET THE LYRICS!”—(9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC

WILL A CONTESTANT WITH A SECOND CHANCE
AT A MILLION DOLLAR$ KNOW THE RIGHT LYRICS?
FIND OUT ON A SPECIAL CROSSOVER EDITION OF
“DON’T FORGET THE LYRICS!”
THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 29, ON FOX

Second Hour of Special Crossover Editions of
ARE YOU SMARTER THAN A 5th GRADER? and
DON’T FORGET THE LYRICS!

Maybe she didn’t win big on ARE YOU SMARTER THAN A 5TH GRADER, but this bank teller gets a second chance at a grand prize when Wayne Brady makes her an offer she cannot refuse and invites her to compete on DON’T FORGET THE LYRICS! Will she keep singing when the music stops? Or will she freeze under pressure and sing a sad tune? Wayne Brady hosts a special crossover edition of DON’T FORGET THE LYRICS! Thursday, Nov. 29 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (LYR-115) (TV-PG)

Host: Wayne Brady





FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 30


--“THE NEXT GREAT AMERICAN BAND”—6 Cut to 5 & Top 5 Perform—(8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC

THE TOP 5 BANDS TAKE THE STAGE
ON “THE NEXT GREAT AMERICAN BAND”
FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 30, ON FOX
With one of the Top 6 voted off, the remaining Top 5 bands take the stage to prove they still have what it takes to earn the judges’ approval and rock America’s votes. After the show, viewers again will vote for their favorites, determining the Final 4 bands who will survive another week in the competition and move one step closer to securing a contract with 19 Recordings and the title of “The Next Great American Band.” Don’t miss the “6 Cut to 5 & Top 5 Perform” episode of THE NEXT GREAT AMERICAN BAND airing Friday, Nov. 30 (8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (IDB-110) (TV-PG L)

Judges: Johnny Rzeznik, Sheila E. and Ian “Dicko” Dickson

Host: Dominic Bowden




--“DON’T FORGET THE LYRICS!”—(9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC

CONTESTANTS ROCK AND ROLL
ON “DON’T FORGET THE LYRICS!”
FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 30, ON FOX

We all think we know the words to popular songs, but when there’s a million dollars at stake, will contestants be able to keep singing when the music stops? Or will they be at a loss for words? On this exciting new game show, contestants choose songs from different genres, decades and musical artists. Then they take center stage to sing alongside the studio band as the lyrics are projected on screen – but suddenly the music stops and the words disappear. Will the contestants belt out the correct missing lyric, or freeze under pressure? Wayne Brady hosts DON’T FORGET THE LYRICS! Friday, Nov. 30 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (LYR-104) (TV-PG)

Host: Wayne Brady





SATURDAY, DECEMBER 1


--“COPS: COAST TO COAST”—(8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) CC

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.
               
SUSPECTS ARE UNCOOPERATIVE AND HIDING EVIDENCE
ON “COPS: COAST TO COAST”
SATURDAY, DECEMBER 1, ON FOX

When Officer Shawn Ford of the Las Vegas, NV, Metropolitan Police Department is patrolling the Strip, he stops a man who can’t seem to keep his hands to himself. When Officer Ford attempts to question the suspect, he doesn’t want to cooperate and trouble ensues. Also featured is Deputy Robert Gizzi of the Lee County, FL, Sheriff’s Office, who, while patrolling a known drug area, detains a suspect in possession of more than drugs on COPS: COAST TO COAST Saturday, Dec. 1 (8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (CP-2010) (TV-PG L)




--“COPS: COAST TO COAST”—(8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

DESPERATE TIMES LEAD TO DIRTY MEASURES
ON “COPS: COAST TO COAST”
SATURDAY, DECEMBER 1, ON FOX

When Officer Blain Holmes of the Las Vegas, NV, Police Department receives a dispatch call to check out a possible stolen vehicle, the suspect is found hiding in a very stinky and uncomfortable place. Also featured is Deputy Andrea Eagon of the Hillsborough, FL, County Sheriff’s Office, who is led on a foot pursuit after attempting to pull over a vehicle for not having visible tags on COPS: COAST TO COAST airing Saturday, Dec. 1 (8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (CP-1934) (TV-PG L)

Contact: Josh Governale  310-369-7455  josh.governale@fox.com
 
--“AMERICA’S MOST WANTED: AMERICA FIGHTS BACK”—(9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC

“AMERICA’S MOST WANTED: AMERICA FIGHTS BACK”
CONTINUES ITS PURSUIT OF JUSTICE
SATURDAY, DECEMBER 1, ON FOX


AMERICA’S MOST WANTED: AMERICA FIGHTS BACK takes on the nation's hottest crime issues. This crime-fighting program focuses on capturing fugitives, protecting victims and empowering citizens within the criminal justice system. The series also takes an in-depth look at laws that harm victims, champions the cause of lawmakers fighting to protect victims' rights and presents news of recent captures, convictions and missing children cases. AMERICA’S MOST WANTED: AMERICA FIGHTS BACK airs Saturday, Dec. 1 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (MW-2110) (TV-PG V)

Host: John Walsh




--“MADtv”—(11:00 PM-Midnight ET/PT) CC

JERRY SPRINGER CLAIMS “MADtv RUINED MY LIFE”
ON “MADtv”
SATURDAY, DECEMBER 1, ON FOX

In this special episode featuring the king of outrageous behavior, Jerry Springer (The Jerry Springer Show, America’s Got Talent, Dancing With the Stars) hosts “MADtv Ruined My Life: The Outrageous Sketches That Shocked a Nation” on MADtv Saturday, Dec. 1 (11:00 PM-Midnight ET/PT) on FOX.  (MD-1301) (TV-14 D, L, S, V)

Guest Cast: Jerry Springer

Contact: Janice Rosas 310-369-0979 (Janice.Rosas@FOX.com)


--“TALKSHOW WITH SPIKE FERESTEN”—(Midnight-12:30 AM ET/PT) CC

GET YOUR SPIKE ON!
COMEDIAN LOUIS C.K. GUESTS ON
“TALKSHOW WITH SPIKE FERESTEN”
SATURDAY, DECEMBER 1, ON FOX

TALKSHOW with Spike Feresten keeps you laughing until the wee hours of the morning with his hilarious in-studio guests and adventurous street sketches. Tonight, comedian Louis C.K. guests on TALKSHOW WITH SPIKE FERESTEN Saturday, Dec. 1 (Midnight-12:30 AM ET/PT) on FOX.  (SPK-205) (TV-14 D, L, S, V)

Host: Spike Feresten

Guest Cast: Louis C.K.




SUNDAY, DECEMBER 2


--“KING OF THE HILL”—(7:00-7:30 PM PT) CC

COTTON GOES SIX FEET UNDER
ON “KING OF THE HILL”
SUNDAY, DECEMBER 2, ON FOX

Hank, Peggy, Luanne and Lucky decide to celebrate the first trimester of Luanne’s pregnancy at an upscale Japanese restaurant. Peggy and Hank plan to attend the celebration until Bobby’s sitter cancels at the last minute. Cotton stops by the house and volunteers to stay with Bobby, but Peggy is hesitant about the whole idea. After an evening of reckless babysitting, Cotton decides to crash the dinner party with Bobby and finds himself in a deathly situation with a chef who resembles an enemy from his WWII days. After Cotton’s many chances at cheating death, it finally catches up with him in the “Death Picks Cotton” episode of KING OF THE HILL airing Sunday, Dec. 2 (7:00-7:30 PM PT) on FOX.  (KH-1114) (TV-PG D, L)

Voice Cast: Mike Judge as Hank Hill, Octavio & Boomhauer; Kathy Najimy as Peggy Hill; Pamela S. Adlon as Bobby Hill; Brittany Murphy as Luanne; Johnny Hardwick as Dale; Stephen Root as Bill, Paramedic and Strickland; Ashley Gardner as Reverend Stroup and Nancy; David Herman as Jimmy Wichard and Johnson; Toby Huss as Cotton, Joe Jack and Kahn; Lauren Tom as Minh and Connie; and  Jonathan Joss as Redcorn.

Guest Voice Cast: Toby Huss as Cotton Hill




--“KING OF THE HILL”—(7:30-8:00 PM PT) CC

HANK CAUSES A BEEF
ON “KING OF THE HILL”
SUNDAY, DECEMBER 2, ON FOX

After buying tough, unsavory steaks at the Mega-Lo-Mart, Hank, at Appleseed’s suggestion, visits the town co-op in search of better meat. After falling in love with the delicious organic food, Hank becomes a co-op volunteer and co-owner. The co-op starts to make money and eventually is bought out by the Mega-Lo-Mart corporation, which turns it into a “Mega-Lo-Op” that doesn’t live up to the original co-op “fresh” mentality. Motivated to preserve something of the original co-op, Hank convinces Appleseed that they should start their own mini co-op farm in his backyard. Cattle from the farm wander onto Kahn’s property and the plan is no longer Prime in the “Raise the Steaks” episode of KING OF THE HILL airing Sunday, Dec. 2 (7:30-8:00 PM PT) on FOX.  (KH-1117) (TV-PG L)

Voice Cast: Mike Judge as Hank Hill, Octavio & Boomhauer; Kathy Najimy as Peggy Hill; Pamela S. Adlon as Bobby Hill; Brittany Murphy as Luanne; Johnny Hardwick as Dale; Stephen Root as Bill, Paramedic and Strickland; Ashley Gardner as Reverend Stroup and Nancy; David Herman as Jimmy Wichard and Johnson; Toby Huss as Cotton, Joe Jack and Kahn; Lauren Tom as Minh and Connie; and  Jonathan Joss as Redcorn.

Guest Voice Cast: Dave Gruber Allen as Appleseed

Due to the preceding NFL doubleheader, KING OF THE HILL at 7:00 and 7:30 PM air on the West Coast only.]


**FOX SPORTS SPECIAL**—BCS SELECTION SHOW—Live in All Time Zones—(8:00-8:30 PM ET/7:00-7:30 PM CT/6:00-6:30 PM MT/5:00-5:30 PM PT) CC

FOX SPORTS ANNOUNCES
2008 BOWL CHAMPIONSHIP SERIES MATCH-UPS
SUNDAY, DECEMBER 2, LIVE ON FOX

The moment that college football fans have been waiting all season for has arrived! FOX Sports announces the 2008 Bowl Championship Series match-ups for the Allstate Sugar Bowl (Jan. 1, 2008), the Rose Bowl (Jan. 1, 2008), the Tostitos Fiesta Bowl (Jan. 2, 2008), the FedEx Orange Bowl (Jan. 3, 2008) and the Allstate BCS National Championship Game (Jan. 7, 2008). Chris Rose and FOX's lead BCS broadcast team – play-by-play announcer Thom Brennaman and analyst Charles Davis – host the BCS Selection Show live in all time zones Sunday, Dec. 2 (8:00-8:30 PM ET/7:00-7:30 PM CT/6:00-6:30 PM MT/5:00-5:30 PM PT) on FOX.  (SP-0819) (TV-N/A)

: Due to the live BCS announcement, the remaining schedule for this night varies by time zone, with KING OF THE HILL at 8:30 PM airing on the West Coast only.]


 
--“THE SIMPSONS”—(8:30-9:00 PM ET/8:00-8:30 PM PT) CC

HOMER BECOMES AN OPERA STAR,
ONLY TO FIND HIMSELF THE TARGET OF AN OBSESSED FAN
ON “THE SIMPSONS”
SUNDAY, DECEMBER 2, ON FOX

Maya Rudolph and Placido Domingo Make Guest Voice Appearances

Homer injures himself in a fall, and while in the hospital he develops the ability to sing in a beautiful, operatic voice whenever he is lying on his back. Mr. Burns overhears Homer during one of his singing sessions at the hospital and immediately hires him to sing the lead in his production of “La Bohème.” Although Homer has to lie down during the performance, he wows the crowd at the Springfield Opera House. Homer becomes an enormous celebrity, especially with the ladies – much to Marge’s chagrin. While running from a mob of crazed fans, Homer is saved by a mysterious woman named Julia (Maya Rudolph), who turns out to be a little too concerned for Homer’s wellbeing in the “Homer of Seville” episode of THE SIMPSONS airing Sunday, Dec. 2 (8:30-9:00 PM ET/8:00-8:30 PM PT) on FOX.  (SI-1818) (TV-PG D, S, V)

Voice Cast: Voice Cast: Dan Castellaneta as Homer Simpson; Julie Kavner as Marge Simpson; Nancy Cartwright as Bart Simpson; Yeardley Smith as Lisa Simpson; Hank Azaria as Moe; Harry Shearer as Principal Skinner; Pamela Hayden as Sad Boy; Tress MacNeille as Nurse

Guest Voice Cast: Maya Rudolph as Julia, Placido Domingo as himself




--“KING OF THE HILL”—(8:30-9:00 PM PT) CC

THE HILLS CELEBRATE A VERY SPECIAL WEDDING
ON “KING OF THE HILL”
SUNDAY, DECEMBER 2, ON FOX

Tom Petty Makes a Special Guest Voice Appearance

When Luanne decides she wants an expensive wedding, Lucky (Tom Petty) decides to sue Dale when he takes a fall on the job. It’s up to Hank to convince Lucky of the evils of frivolous lawsuits and persuade him to spend his money wisely in the ”Lucky’s Wedding Suit” episode of KING OF THE HILL Sunday, Dec. 2 (8:30-9:00 PM PT) on FOX.  (KH-1005) (TV-PG)

Voice Cast: Mike Judge as Hank Hill, Octavio & Boomhauer; Kathy Najimy as Peggy Hill; Pamela S. Adlon as Bobby Hill; Brittany Murphy as Luanne; Johnny Hardwick as Dale; Stephen Root as Bill, Paramedic and Strickland; Ashley Gardner as Reverend Stroup and Nancy; David Herman as Jimmy Wichard and Johnson; Toby Huss as Cotton, Joe Jack and Kahn; Lauren Tom as Minh and Connie; and  Jonathan Joss as Redcorn.

Guest Voice Cast: Henry Gibson as Bob Jenkins; Dennis Burkley as Carl; Breckin Meyer as Joseph; Danny Trejo as Enrique; Dave Thomas as Lane Pratley; Tom Petty as Lucky.

 Due to the preceding live BCS Selection Show, KH-1005 airs on the West Coast only.]


--“FAMILY GUY”—(9:00-9:30 PM ET/PT) CC

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

GIGGITY, GIGGITY, EWWW!
ON “FAMILY GUY”
SUNDAY, DECEMBER 2, ON FOX

Death grants Peter’s wish of going back in time to be 18 again just for one night so that he can sow his wild oats. In 1984, he bails on a date with Lois to go to a bar and make out with a movie actress, but when he returns to the present, he discovers that he is now married to the former starlet and Lois is with Quagmire. Meanwhile, Stewie, Chris and Meg have all inherited Quagmire’s charming characteristics in the “Meet the Quagmires” episode of FAMILY GUY Sunday, Dec. 2 (9:00-9:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (FG-513) (TV-14 D, L, S, V)

Voice Cast: Seth MacFarlane as Peter Griffin, Stewie Griffin, Brian Griffin, and Quagmire; Alex Borstein as Lois Griffin; Seth Green as Chris Griffin; Mila Kunis as Meg Griffin; Mike Henry as Cleveland.

Guest Voice: Adam Corolla as Death




--“AMERICAN DAD”—(9:30-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

STAN WAVES THE RAINBOW FLAG
ON “AMERICAN DAD”
SUNDAY, DECEMBER 2, ON FOX

When Francine decides to be a surrogate for her gay neighbors Terry and Greg, Stan’s Republican blood boils. Although he pretends to be happy, when the baby is born, Stan kidnaps her and heads to the Nebraska boarder, where gay couples have no rights. Meanwhile Steve and Roger pull a Howard Hughes and become reclusive after they think Klaus is out to get them in “Surro-Gate” episode of AMERICAN DAD Sunday, Dec. 2 (9:30-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (DAD-307) (TV-14 D, L, V)

Voice Cast: Seth MacFarlane as Stan Smith and Roger the Alien; Wendy Schaal as Francine Smith; Rachael MacFarlane as Hayley; Scott Grimes as Steve; and Dee Bradley Baker as Klaus.

Guest Voice Cast: Mike Barker as Terry and Cashier, Max Burkholder as Kid Doctor, Mary Jo Catlett as Guest #1, Leisha Hailey as Lily, Mike Henry as Jackson, Kid Doctor and Guy 1, Brian Lally as Nebraska Man, Jane Lynch as Al, Matt McKenna as Derek, Patrick Stewart as Bullock.


 

 

 

 

SUNDAY, NOVEMBER 18
 



--“KING OF THE HILL”—(7:00-7:30 PM PT) CC

 

BOBBY GETS MESMERIZED BY FOOTBALL
ON “KING OF THE HILL”
SUNDAY, NOVEMBER 18, ON FOX
 


Hank, Bill, Boomhauer and Dale take Bobby to a Texas vs. Nebraska college football game to measure Bobby’s new love for the sport. When Bobby ventures from the nosebleed section to a VIP suite belonging to retired Nebraska quarterback Jake Middleton, Hank goes to bring Bobby back but gets mesmerized by the complimentary food and drinks. Hank and the boys stir up some trouble when Nebraska’s assistant phones the box for a play from Middleton and Hank pretends to be Jake and calls a play that will be make it or break it for Texas in the “Suite Smells of Excess” episode of KING OF THE HILL airing Sunday, Nov. 18 (7:00-7:30 PM PT) on FOX.  (KH-1113) (TV-PG L, V)

Voice Cast: Mike Judge as Hank Hill & Boomhauer; Kathy Najimy as Peggy Hill; Pamela S. Adlon as Bobby Hill; Brittany Murphy as Luanne; Johnny Hardwick as Dale; Stephen Root as Bill and Toby Huss as Coach Kleehammer.

: Due to the preceding NFL doubleheader, KING OF THE HILL at 7:00 PM and 7:30 PM will air on the West Coast only.]


--“KING OF THE HILL”—(7:30-8:00 PM PT) CC

 

SURF’S UP IN ARLEN, TX,
ON “KING OF THE HILL”
SUNDAY, NOVEMBER 18, ON FOX
 


When the town is hit by a heat wave, Hank takes Bobby, Joseph and Connie to Wild Rapids Water Park.But standing between the kids and “the coolest wave in Texas” (the Big Ka-tube-ah) is a group of surfer dude bullies. At Dale’s suggestion, Boomhauer agrees to talk to the surfers since he was one of the best in his day. But he succeeds only in embarrassing himself and the kids. Then a young surfer Boomhauer meets at his old stomping grounds helps him to regain his mojo, and he returns to Wild Rapids to redeem himself and the kids. Meanwhile, Bill becomes known throughout Arlen as the “Heat-Waver” as he stands on the side of the highway and waves at passing motorists in the “Four Wave Intersection” episode of KING OF THE HILL airing Sunday, Nov. 18 (7:30-8:00 PM PT) on FOX.  (KH-1115) (TV-PG L)
Voice Cast: Mike Judge as Hank Hill & Boomhauer; Kathy Najimy as Peggy Hill; Pamela S. Adlon as Bobby Hill; Brittany Murphy as Luanne; Johnny Hardwick as Dale; Stephen Root as Bill.

 Due to the preceding NFL doubleheader, KING OF THE HILL at 7:00 PM and 7:30 PM will air on the West Coast only.]


--“THE SIMPSONS”—(8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) CC

 

MARGE LAUNCHES A GYM FOR “REGULAR WOMEN”
AND HOMER TAKES EXTREME MEASURES TO GET HIMSELF INTO SHAPE
ON “THE SIMPSONS”
SUNDAY, NOVEMBER 18, ON FOX

Jack Black Makes a Guest Voice Appearance
 


Much to the Comic Book Guy’s chagrin, Bart, Lisa and Milhouse check out a new comic book store called Coolsville, where they are treated like royalty by a friendly comic book buff named Milo (guest voice Jack Black). Coolsville attracts some real-life comic book creators, such as Alan Moore, Art Spiegelman and Dan Clowes (guest-voicing as themselves), and the Comic Book Guy wages war on Coolsville in an attempt to win back his customers. Meanwhile, Marge decides her middle-aged physique could use some help, and she launches a gym for “regular women.” Marge’s gym becomes wildly successful and as her fame grows, Homer fears she will dump him for a younger, more fit guy. Homer decides to take matters into his own hands to get into shape in the “Husbands and Knives” episode of THE SIMPSONS airing Sunday, Nov. 18 (8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (SI-1817) (TV-PG D, S, V)

Voice Cast: Dan Castellaneta as Homer Simpson; Julie Kavner as Marge Simpson; Nancy Cartwright as Bart Simpson; Yeardley Smith as Lisa Simpson; Hank Azaria as Moe; Pamela Hayden as Milhouse; Tress MacNeille as Dolph; Russi Taylor as Martin

Guest Voice Cast: Jack Black as Milo, Dan Clowes as himself; Alan Moore as himself; Art Spiegelman as himself.

 SI-1817 replaces the previously announced SIMPSONS episode for this night, SI-1822, which has been rescheduled to Nov. 11.]


 
--“KING OF THE HILL”—(8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC

 

HANK CAUSES A BEEF
ON “KING OF THE HILL”
SUNDAY, NOVEMBER 18, ON FOX
 


After buying tough, unsavory steaks at the Mega-Lo-Mart, Hank, at Appleseed’s suggestion, visits the town co-op in search of better meat. After falling in love with the delicious organic food, Hank becomes a co-op volunteer and co-owner. The co-op starts to make money and eventually is bought out by the Mega-Lo-Mart corporation, which turns it into a “Mega-Lo-Op” that doesn’t live up to the original co-op “fresh” mentality. Motivated to preserve something of the original co-op, Hank convinces Appleseed that they should start their own mini co-op farm in his backyard. Cattle from the farm wander onto Kahn’s property and the plan is no longer Prime in the “Raise the Steaks” episode of KING OF THE HILL airing Sunday, Nov. 18 (8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (KH-1117) (TV-PG L)

Voice Cast: Mike Judge as Hank Hill & Boomhauer; Kathy Najimy as Peggy Hill; Pamela S. Adlon as Bobby Hill; Brittany Murphy as Luanne; Johnny Hardwick as Dale; Stephen Root as Bill.

Voice Cast: Mike Judge as Hank Hill & Boomhauer; Kathy Najimy as Peggy Hill; Pamela

Guest Voice Cast: Dave Gruber Allen as Appleseed




“FAMILY GUY”—(9:00-9:30 PM ET/PT) CC

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

PETER FIGHTS FOR HIS RIGHTS
ON “FAMILY GUY”
SUNDAY, NOVEMBER 18, ON FOX

Carrie Fisher and Phyllis Diller Make Guest Voice Appearances
 


Peter starts an anti-immigration group after being caught up in the pro-American sentiment at a Veterans’ Day parade, but his tune quickly changes when he finds out he was born in Mexico. Unable to prove his citizenship, pass the naturalization test or convince investigators that his marriage to Lois is for real, he ends up working as a groundskeeper on his father-in-law’s estate and leading the fight for immigrant rights in the “Padre de Familia” episode of FAMILY GUY Sunday, Nov. 18 (9:00-9:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (FG-520) (TV-14 D, L, S, V)

Voice Cast: Seth MacFarlane as Peter Griffin, Stewie Griffin, Brian Griffin, and Quagmire; Alex Borstein as Lois Griffin; Seth Green as Chris Griffin; Mila Kunis as Meg Griffin; Mike Henry as Cleveland.

Guest Voice: Carrie Fisher as Angela and Phyllis Diller as Thelma. 




--“AMERICAN DAD”—(9:30-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

STAN POPS HIS CHERRY
ON “AMERICAN DAD”
SUNDAY, NOVEMBER 18, ON FOX

Patrick Stewart and Eddie Kaye Thomas Make Guest Voice Appearances
 


At a poker game with the guys, Stan reveals that he has never actually killed anyone. It seems that every kill in Stan’s history with the CIA has been the result of fortunate timing. Roger and the guys become determined to get Stan his first kill in the “42-Year-Old Virgin” episode of AMERICAN DAD Sunday, Nov. 18 (9:30-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (DAD-305) (TV-14 L, S, V)

Voice Cast: Seth MacFarlane as Stan Smith and Roger the Alien; Wendy Schaal as Francine Smith; Rachael MacFarlane as Hayley; Scott Grimes as Steve; and Dee Bradley Baker as Klaus.

Guest Voice Cast: Curtis Armstrong as Snot, Mike Barker as Mugger, Member #2, Cashier and Security Guard, Maria Bamford as Randy's Mother and Woman, Erik Durbin as Randy and Member #3, Don Lake as Bad Larry and Spy, Matt McKenna as Leader and Man, Victor Raider-Wexler as Ray, Andre Sogliuzzo as Spy and Young Father, Patrick Stewart as Bullock, Daisuke Suzuki as Toshi, Timothy Taule as Spy, Eddie Kaye Thomas as Barry.





 

MONDAY, NOVEMBER 19
 


--“HOUSE”—(8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

THE HOSPITAL’S NEW CHAIRMAN OF THE BOARD HAS IT OUT FOR DR. HOUSE, QUESTIONING HIS IMPORTANCE TO THE HOSPITAL AND THREATENING TO ELIMINATE HOUSE AND HIS TEAM ON "HOUSE" MONDAY, NOVEMBER 19, ON FOX

Chi McBride (“Boston Public”) Guest-Stars in First of Five Episodes;
Sarah Clarke (24) Also Guest-Stars
 


Princeton-Plainsboro Teaching Hospital is turned upside-down when billionaire entrepreneur Edward Vogel (guest star Chi McBride) buys his way into becoming Chairman of the Board. Vogler intends to use the hospital as a new biotech venture, meaning they no longer require the financially draining services of one Dr. Gregory House. Meanwhile, a powerful young woman who seemingly has it all (guest star Sarah Clarke) – perfect life, perfect body, perfect job – becomes inexplicably paralyzed. Upon discovering her deadly secret, House finds himself fighting for her life even though it means risking his job and his medical license in the "Control” episode of HOUSE Monday, Nov. 19 (8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (HOU-114) (TV-14; D, L) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

Cast: Hugh Laurie as Dr. Gregory House; Lisa Edelstein as Dr. Lisa Cuddy; Omar Epps as Dr. Eric Foreman; Robert Sean Leonard as Dr. James Wilson; Jennifer Morrison as Dr. Allison Cameron; Jesse Spencer as Dr. Robert Chase.

Guest Cast: Chi McBride as Edward Vogler; Sarah Clarke as Carly Forlano; Vivian Bang as Robin; Dar Dixon as Don; David Castellani as Boardmember #2; Sunny Mabrey as Jenny; Andrew Borba as Mr. Van Der Meer; Joshua Miller as Ricky; Ron Perkins as Dr. Simpson; David Joyner as Cardiac Surgeon #2; Sheila Cavalette as Anesthesiologist.



--“K-VILLE”—(9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

 

MURDER OF PLASTIC SURGEON CUTS DEEP INTO A FAMILY
ON “K-VILLE” MONDAY, NOVEMBER 19, ON FOX
 


When a plastic surgeon is found dead in what looks like a transaction gone bad, the unlikely NOPD cop team of Boulet and Cobb begin unfolding the layers of this mysterious crime. Love Tap, Glue Boy and Captain Embry assist with the investigation, and there’s evidence linking the murder to a post-Katrina situation that rattles the foundation of a family in the “Melissa” episode of K-VILLE Monday, Nov. 19 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (KV-109) (TV-14 L, V)

Cast: Anthony Anderson as Marlin Boulet, Cole Hauser as Trevor Cobb, Tawny Cypress as Ginger “Love Tap” LeBeau, Blake Shields as Jeff “Glue Boy” Gooden and John Carroll Lynch as Captain James Embry.

Guest Cast: Guest Cast: Jiya Fowler as Tawni Boulet, Milena Govich as D.A. Lyndsey Swann, Tom Hillmann as Dr. Schmidt, Julia Denton as Julia Gorham, Bryce Harris as Kid # 1, Renwick D. Scott II as Kid #2, Troi Bechet as Mrs. Snowden, Colleen Flynn as Kathy Schmidt, Elizabeth & Gillian Pernoll as Claire, Michael Beasley as Grayson, Kim Wall as Sharon Krevall, Edith Ivey as Harriet Sherman, Leo Marks as Pete Taylor, David Denham as Luke Sherman, Jeremiah Birkett as Carl Sanmartino, Karen Livers as Latonya.




 

 
TUESDAY, NOVEMBER 20
 



--“BONES”—(8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

WRATH OF THE “WIDOW’S SON” SERIAL KILLER CONTINUES
ON “BONES”
TUESDAY, NOVEMBER 20, ON FOX

Ryan O’Neal and John Francis Daley Guest-Star
 


After construction workers find the body of an archbishop whose kneecaps were surgically removed, the team is back on the case of the Widow’s Son serial killer. When Angela discovers what appears to be a victim tree in the evidence vault, the team realizes the killer employs a systematic pattern in selecting victims. With a musician and an archbishop the first to go, the team tries to predict who might be next and how they can stop the killer before he strikes again. Brennan and Booth continue to see Dr. Lance Sweets (John Francis Daley), who has some helpful psychological insights into the Widow’s Son’s motives. Meanwhile, Brennan’s brother, Russ, comes out of hiding when he finds out that his girlfriend’s daughter is extremely sick, but his appearance causes Booth to intervene with Brennan’s family once again in “The Knight on the Grid” episode of BONES airing Tuesday, Nov. 20 (8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (BON-308) (TV-14 D, L, V)

Cast: Emily Deschanel as Dr. Temperance Brennan; David Boreanaz as FBI Special Agent Seeley Booth; TJ Thyne as Dr. Jack Hodgins; Michaela Conlin as Angela Montenegro; Eric Millegan as Zack Addy; Tamara Taylor as Dr. Camille “Cam” Saroyan

Guest Cast: Ryan O’Neal as Max Keenan; Loren Dean as Russ Brennan; Patricia Belcher as Ausa Caroline Julian; John Francis Daley as Dr. Lance Sweets; Bell Wohl as Amy Hollister; Nathan Dean as FBI Agent Charlie Burns; Skye Casey Arens as Hayley Hollister; Ray Abruzzo as Ray Porter; Eric K. George as Mark Naylor; Joe Jefferson as Arthur Graves; David Brisbin as Judge Watkins; Roxana Brusso as Parole Officer Erica Davis; Leon Russom as Archbishop Stephen Wallace; Carlease Burke as Joyce Hewitt; Leo J. Clark as FBI Agent; Grace Junot as Court Officer; James Immekus as Tom Duxbury




 
--“HOUSE”—(9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

HOUSE AND THE FINAL FIVE CANDIDATES TREAT A MAGICIAN
WHOSE ILLNESS MIGHT BE SMOKE AND MIRRORS
ON “HOUSE”
TUESDAY, NOVEMBER 20, ON FOX
 


House encounters a magician whose heart failed while performing an underwater escape act. While the remaining fellowship candidates work to diagnose the illusionist, House is determined to prove that he’s a scam artist faking his ailments to cover up the fact that he nearly drowned during his act. During the testing, House suspects one of his own candidates may have an undisclosed illness. In the meantime, House pits his team against one another in a challenge involving Cuddy, granting the winner immunity from elimination and a chance to nominate two other candidates to be put on the chopping block in the “You Don’t Want to Know” episode of HOUSE airing Tuesday, Nov. 20 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (HOU-408) (TV-14 D, L)

Cast: Hugh Laurie as Dr. Gregory House; Lisa Edelstein as Dr. Lisa Cuddy; Omar Epps as Dr. Eric Foreman; Robert Sean Leonard as Dr. James Wilson; Jennifer Morrison as Dr. Allison Cameron; Jesse Spencer as Dr. Robert Chase.

Guest Cast: Steve Valentine as Flynn; Noelle Drake as Ilana; Joe Ochman as Surgeon; Mandy McMillian as Nurse #1; Adria Johnson as Nurse #2; Bobbin Bergstrom as Nurse





 

WEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER 21
 



--“BACK TO YOU”—(8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

 

THINGS GET FISHY AT WURG
AS CHUCK RECEIVES A GOLDFISH AS A GIFT
AND ATTEMPTS TO PROVE TO KELLY
THAT HE HAS WHAT IT TAKES TO KEEP IT AFLOAT
ON “BACK TO YOU”
WEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER 21, ON FOX
 


When Chuck is given a goldfish as a gift, he feels compelled to prove his caretaking skills and sense of responsibility to Kelly, to show her he has what it takes to take care of a child. Chuck enlists the help of news director Ryan to help him maintain the illusion of a happy, healthy and very much alive goldfish. Meanwhile, as the team searches for more gripping news stories, field reporter Gary Crezyzewski prepares himself for a hands-on police Taser story, and sportscaster Marsh McGinley turns his attention to a magic trick he simply cannot seem to figure out in the “Fish Story” episode of BACK TO YOU airing Wednesday, Nov. 21 (8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (BTY-102) (TV-14 D, L)

Cast: Kelsey Grammer as Chuck Darling; Patricia Heaton as Kelly Carr; Fred Willard as Marsh McGinley; Ty Burrell as Gary Crezyzewski; Josh Gad as Ryan Church; Ayda Field as Montana Diaz Herrera; Laura Marano as Gracie Carr.

The previously announced BTY-108 will be rescheduled at a later date.]


--“‘TIL DEATH”—(8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

 

EDDIE IS THE KING OF THE COURT
ON “‘TIL DEATH”
WEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER 21, ON FOX
 


When Jeff runs into a rival vice principal (guest star John Cho) from a snooty private school, he lets his competitive side get the best of him and signs up for a school faculty basketball league. The team’s secret weapon is Eddie, who’s a former state basketball champion. However, Eddie has a shocking secret he has kept for over 20 years – a secret so astonishing not even Joy knows about it in the “Come Out and Play” episode of ‘TIL DEATH airing Wednesday, Nov. 21 (8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (TIL-202) (TV-PG D, L)

Cast: Brad Garrett; Joely Fisher; Eddie Kaye Thomas; and Kat Foster.

Guest Cast: John Cho as Neil; Nick Bakay as Karl; Darryl Sivad as Tom; and Ross Mackenzie as Terry.

 The previously announced TIL-212 will be rescheduled at a later date.]


--“KITCHEN NIGHTMARES”—Lela’s—(9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

CHEF GORDON RAMSAY VISITS LELA’S
IN POMONA, CALIFORNIA
ON “KITCHEN NIGHTMARES”
WEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER 21, ON FOX
 


Chef Gordon Ramsay visits Pomona, CA, to try to rev up business for Lela’s, an upscale restaurant in desperate need of clientele. When Gordon gets in the kitchen and starts criticizing the menu items, the executive chef is less than thrilled and they have a showdown in front of the entire staff. Find out if the changes stick and if Lela stands for this type of behavior in her restaurant on the “Lela’s” episode of KITCHEN NIGHTMARES Wednesday, Nov. 21 (9:00-10:00 ET/PT) on FOX.  (KN-102) (TV-14 L)

Cast: Head Chef Gordon Ramsay





 

THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 22
 



**FOX MOVIE SPECIAL**—“DODGEBALL”—(World Broadcast Premiere)—(8:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

 

GREAT COMPANY AT THE TABLE THIS THANKSGIVING
WITH THE STAR POWER OF
VINCE VAUGHN, BEN STILLER AND CHRISTINE TAYLOR
IN THE WORLD BROADCAST PREMIERE OF
“DODGEBALL”
THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 22, ON FOX
 


When Peter La Fleur’s (Vince Vaughn) rundown gym Average Joe’s catches the eye of Globo Gym’s egotistical White Goodman (Ben Stiller), it doesn’t look like much can be done to stop the takeover. But Average Joe’s’ less-than-average clientele, along with attorney Kate Veatch (Christine Taylor), aren’t ready to give up their humble recreation center, so they enter a winner-takes-all dodgeball tournament against Globo Gym’s Purple Cobras. Can the Average Joe’s compete against Goodman’s super-tough team and save their gym in time? Don’t miss the world broadcast premiere of DODGEBALL Thursday, Nov. 22 (8:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (FM-0801) (TV-14 D, L, V)

Cast: Vince Vaughn as Peter La Fleur; Ben Stiller as White Goodman; Christine Taylor as Kate Veatch; Rip Torn as Patches O’Houlihan; Stephen Root as Gordon and Justin Long as Justin

 ARE YOU SMARTER THAN A 5th GRADER? and DON’T FORGET THE LYRICS! are preempted this night.]



 

 
FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 23
 



--“THE NEXT GREAT AMERICAN BAND”—7 Cut to 6 & Top 6 Perform—(8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC

 

THE TOP 6 BANDS TAKE THE STAGE
ON “THE NEXT GREAT AMERICAN BAND”
FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 23, ON FOX
 


With one of the Top 7 voted off, the remaining Top 6 bands take the stage to prove they still have what it takes to earn the judges’ approval and rock America’s votes. After the show, viewers again will vote for their favorites, determining which bands will survive another week in the competition and move one step closer to securing a contract with 19 Recordings and the title of “The Next Great American Band.” Don’t miss the “7 Cut to 6 & Top 6 Perform” episode of THE NEXT GREAT AMERICAN BAND airing Friday, Nov. 23 (8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (IDB-109) (TV-PG L)
Judges: Johnny Rzeznik, Sheila E. and Ian “Dicko” Dickson

Host: Dominic Bowden




--“DON’T FORGET THE LYRICS!”— (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC

 

THE HIGH-STAKES KARAOKE HEATS UP
ON “DON’T FORGET THE LYRICS!”
FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 23, ON FOX
 


We all think we know the words to popular songs, but when there’s a million dollars at stake, will contestants be able to keep singing when the music stops? Or will they be at a loss for words? On this exciting new game show, contestants choose songs from different genres, decades and musical artists. Then they take center stage to sing alongside the studio band as the lyrics are projected on screen – but suddenly the music stops and the words disappear. Will the contestants belt out the correct missing lyric, or freeze under pressure? Wayne Brady hosts DON’T FORGET THE LYRICS! Friday, Nov..23 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (LYR-108) (TV-PG)

Host: Wayne Brady



 

 
SATURDAY, NOVEMBER 24
 



--“COPS: STUPID CRIMINALS SPECIAL EDITION #2”—(8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) CC

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

SUSPECTS ATTEMPT TO OUTSMART DETECTIVES AND DEPUTIES
ON “COPS: STUPID CRIMINALS SPECIAL EDITION #2”
 SATURDAY, NOVEMBER 24, ON FOX
 


When Detective Carl Jones of the Rialto, CA, Police Department spots a stolen vehicle in an alleyway, the driver attempts to evade officers and causes an accident involving a patrol car and two parked cars. Still thinking he has a chance to escape, the suspect flees on foot before he is caught and hauled off to jail. Also featured is Deputy Kelly Simpkins of the Brevard County, FL, Sheriff’s Office, who spots a suspicious male lurking in a known drug area. When the suspect is caught red-handed, his family shows nothing but tough love on the all-new COPS: STUPID CRIMINALS #2 airing Saturday, Nov. 24 (8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (CP-2005) (TV-PG L)




--“COPS: OHIO DRUG ARRESTS SPECIAL EDITION”—(8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

O-HIGH-O CRACKS DOWN ON CRIME
ON “COPS: “OHIO DRUG ARRESTS SPECIAL EDITION”
SATURDAY, NOVEMBER 24, ON FOX
 


After Officer Mike Harper of the Cincinnati, OH, Police Department follows a vehicle out of a bar parking lot, the suspect refuses to pull over. The driver leads Officer Harper into a dead end, where the pursuit turns into a foot chase. Officers arrest him, but not before the suspect tries to ditch the drugs hidden in his shoe. Also featured is Corporal David Hill of the Hamilton County, OH, Sheriff’s Office, responding to an unusual domestic disturbance call on COPS: OHIO DRUG ARRESTS SPECIAL EDITION airing Saturday, Nov. 24 (8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (CP-1918) (TV-PG L)




--“AMERICA’S MOST WANTED: AMERICA FIGHTS BACK”—“Missing Special Edition”—(9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC

 

“AMERICA’S MOST WANTED: AMERICA FIGHTS BACK”
DEVOTES A SPECIAL EDITION TO MISSING-PERSONS CASES
SATURDAY, NOVEMBER 24, ON FOX
 


AMW investigates heart-wrenching missing-persons cases, asking for viewers’ help in finding the cause of these tragic disappearances on the “Missing Special Edition” of AMERICA’S MOST WANTED: AMERICA FIGHTS BACK Saturday, Nov. 24 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (MW-2109) (TV-PG V)

Host: John Walsh




--“MADtv”—(11:00 PM-Midnight ET/PT) CC

 

KATHY GRIFFIN BRINGS HER LAUGHS TO LATE-NIGHT
ON “MADtv”
SATURDAY, NOVEMBER 24, ON FOX
 


MADtv loads up on late-night laughter when comedian Kathy Griffin guest-stars. MADtv’s unrivaled pop-culture parodies and politically incorrect humor have made this award-winning sketch comedy show a FOX Saturday-night staple. Join in the hilarity with an all-new episode of MADtv airing Saturday, Nov. 24, (11:00 PM-Midnight ET/PT) on FOX.  (MD-1308) (TV-14 D, L, S)

Cast: Crista Flanagan, Keegan-Michael Key, Bobby Lee, Michael McDonald, Arden Myrin, Nicole Parker, Jordan Peele, Anjelah Johnson, Johnny Sanchez III, Dan Oster and Daheli Hall.

Guest Cast: Kathy Griffin




--“TALKSHOW WITH SPIKE FERESTEN”—(Midnight-12:30 AM ET/PT) CC

 

NICK BAKAY OF FOX’S “’TIL DEATH” STAYS UP LATE
ON “TALKSHOW WITH SPIKE FERESTEN”
SATURDAY, NOVEMBER 24, ON FOX
 


Actor Nick Bakay (‘TIL DEATH) makes a special guest appearance while Spike continues his irreverent comedy sketches – both inside the studio and out in the field – in an all-new episode of TALKSHOW WITH SPIKE FERESTEN airing Saturday, Nov. 24 (Midnight-12:30 AM ET/PT) on FOX.  (SPK-210) (TV-14 D, L)

Host: Spike Feresten

Guest: Nick Bakay

 SPK-210 replaces the previously announced SPK-216.]



 

 
SUNDAY, NOVEMBER 25
 



--“THE SIMPSONS”—(7:00-7:30 PM ET/PT) CC

 

BROCKMAN ROCKS THE NEWS WORLD
ON “THE SIMPSONS”
SUNDAY, NOVEMBER 25, ON FOX

Chris “Ludacris” Bridges Makes Guest Voice Appearance
 


At the Simpsons’ annual dental check-up, Homer struggles to suppress his pain while Lisa gets an education in dental hygiene from a video starring Ludacris as Luda-Crest, a tube of toothpaste with a talent for rapping. The Simpsons stop for ice cream on the way home from the dentist, and when Homer purchases the one-millionth ice cream cone, he is featured on Kent Brockman’s nightly news program. However, the innocent interview turns into trouble when Brockman uses a shocking expletive. When the citizens of Springfield fail to react, it appears that Brockman has escaped scandal. However, it isn’t long before the FCC is tipped off by a certain law-abiding citizen and Brockman is fired, leaving the station with a ten-million-dollar fine. The Simpsons take the dejected Brockman in, and he and Lisa begin to devise a scheme for the anchor to make his comeback in THE SIMPSONS episode “You Kent Always Say What You Want” Sunday, Nov. 25 (7:00-7:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (SI-1815) (TV-PG L, V)

Voice Cast: Dan Castellaneta as Homer Simpson, Moleman, Mayor Quimby, Tooth Decay, Sqeaky-Voiced Teen, Stage Manager, Grampa, Young Male Employee, Arnie Pie, Rabbi Krustofsky, Krusty, Scratchy, Itchy, Sideshow Mel, Mr. Teeny, Rich Texan, and Dracula; Julie Kavner as Marge Simpson, Selma, and Patty; Nancy Cartwright as Bart Simpson, Rod Flanders, and Assistant; Yeardley Smith as Lisa Simpson; Tress Macneille as Brandine, Miss Springfield, Kelly, Mother, 2nd Hygenist, Lindsay Naegle, Booberella, Cartoon Wife, Slacker Girl, and Stripper; Harry Shearer as Gum Disease, Principal Skinner, Kent Brockman, Ned Flanders, Supervisor, Male Executive, Announcer, Lenny, Mr. Burns, Rainier Wolfcastle, and Birch Barlow; Pamela Hayden as Ling and Dental Assistant; Hank Azaria as Cletus, Dr. Hwang, Hip Hop-Style Announcer, Bad-Ass Voice, Ludacrest, Prescott Butterfat III, Tavis, Comic Book Guy, Bureaucrat, Muscular Goon, Homeless Man, Inspector Gadget, Carl, and Slacker Dude; Maurice Lamarche as Overweight Man.

Guest Voice Cast:  Chris “Ludacris” Bridges as Ludacris





 
--“THE SIMPSONS”—(7:30-8:00 PM ET/PT) CC

 

HOMER FLIES HIGH
ON “THE SIMPSONS”
SUNDAY, NOVEMBER 25, ON FOX

Lionel Richie and Stephen Colbert Makes Guest Voice Appearances
 


After Homer saves Mr. Burns from drowning in a mall fountain, Burns thanks him by taking him on a whirlwind trip to Chicago on his private plane. Homer is smitten with the luxury jet and all the perks that come with it, including flying with song legend Lionel Richie, who serenades him with a customized version of “Say You, Say Me.” After returning home, Homer makes it his mission to find a job that offers him the chance to fly on a corporate jet and enlists a life coach, guest star Stephen Colbert, to help fulfill this dream in the “He Loves to Fly and He D’ohs” episode of THE SIMPSONS Sunday, Nov. 25 (7:30-8:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (SI-1820) (TV-PG D, L, S, V)

Voice Cast: Voice Cast: Dan Castellaneta as Homer Simpson; Julie Kavner as Marge Simpson; Nancy Cartwright as Bart Simpson; Yeardley Smith as Lisa Simpson; Hank Azaria as Moe; Pamela Hayden as Milhouse; Tress MacNeille as Flight Attendant.

Guest Voice Cast: Lionel Richie as himself and Stephen Colbert as Colby.




--“THE SIMPSONS”—(8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) CC

 

SIDESHOW BOB AND FAMILY RETURN
FOR THE ULTIMATE SIMPSONS REVENGE
ON “THE SIMPSONS”
SUNDAY, NOVEMBER 25, ON FOX

Kelsey Grammer, David Hyde Pierce, John Mahoney
and Keith Olbermann Guest-Voice
 


Kelsey Grammer returns to guest-voice as the infamous Sideshow Bob, David Hyde Pierce as Sideshow Bob’s dubious brother Cecil Terwilliger, and John Mahoney as their father, Mr. Terwilliger. Marge dreams that Keith Olbermann (guest-voicing as himself) chides her for fast-forwarding through television commercials. Marge tries her to make restitution by watching hours of advertisements, and she and the Simpson family take particular interest in an ad for Wes Doobner’s World-Famous Family-Style Rib Huts. They drive to the restaurant, only to find Sideshow Bob waiting for them, triumphant in his elaborate hoax to lure them to their doom. When Sideshow Bob’s attempt to terminate the family is foiled, he is put on trial, where his father blames Sideshow Bob’s psychosis on Bart. During the proceedings, Bart accidentally kills his old nemesis, and Bob’s brother Cecil invites Bart to attend the memorial service for Sideshow Bob to bury the hatchet for good in the “Funeral for a Fiend” episode of THE SIMPSONS Sunday, Nov. 25 (8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (SI-1901) (TV-PG D, L, V)

Voice Cast: Voice Cast: Dan Castellaneta as Homer Simpson; Julie Kavner as Marge Simpson; Nancy Cartwright as Bart Simpson; Yeardley Smith as Lisa Simpson; Hank Azaria as Moe; Harry Shearer as Skinner; Pamela Hayden as Milhouse; Tress MacNeille as Opal

Guest Voice Cast:  Kelsey Grammer as Sideshow Bob; David Hyde Pierce as Cecil; John Mahoney as Mr. Terwilliger; Keith Olbermann as himself




--“KING OF THE HILL”—(8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC

 

BOBBY RIDES THE CULTURAL COASTER
ON “KING OF THE HILL”
SUNDAY, NOVEMBER 25, ON FOX
 


While Bobby heads a carnival planning committee at his school, a representative from the Superintendent’s office visits Tom Landry Middle to carry out diversity tolerance exercises. Targeting the carnival committee, Bobby and his co-planners are led to feel ashamed of their respective cultures’ contributions to racial intolerance. They cancel the carnival and instead try to talk to the Landry students about taking responsibility for past racial injustices. But the students grow angry over the carnival cancellation, and Hank, Peggy, Kahn and Minh slip away to set up the delivered but unassembled equipment so the carnival can still go on. Meanwhile, Hank, Luanne and the guys try to force Lucky to go to a hospital after he catches a Frisbee made of barbed wire in the “Tears of an Inflatable Clown” episode of KING OF THE HILL airing Sunday, Nov. 25 (8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (KH-1119) (TV-PG L)

Voice Cast: Mike Judge as Hank Hill & Boomhauer; Kathy Najimy as Peggy Hill; Pamela S. Adlon as Bobby Hill; Brittany Murphy as Luanne; Tom Petty as Lucky; Johnny Hardwick as Dale and Stephen Root as Bill.




--“FAMILY GUY”—(9:00-9:30 PM ET/PT) CC

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

MEG FINDS TRUE LOVE
ON “FAMILY GUY”
SUNDAY, NOVEMBER 25, ON FOX
 


When a flood hits Quahog, Meg winds up in the hospital in a coma, but she wakes up to a cute med student and they immediately hit it off. After Meg recovers, Peter is very protective of her, so he drives “McCutie” away. But when Meg reveals to the family that she is pregnant, Peter forces them to get married in the “Peter’s Daughter” episode of FAMILY GUY Sunday, Nov. 25 (9:00-9:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (FG-521) (TV-14 D, L, S, V)

Voice Cast: Seth MacFarlane as Peter Griffin, Stewie Griffin, Brian Griffin, and Quagmire; Alex Borstein as Lois Griffin; Seth Green as Chris Griffin; Mila Kunis as Meg Griffin; Mike Henry as Cleveland




--“AMERICAN DAD”—(8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

THE NAME IS SMITH…STAN SMITH
ON “AMERICAN DAD”
SUNDAY, NOVEMBER 25, ON FOX
 


Stan and the family are characters in a Bond-style spoof when Stan must stop Tearjerker (a.k.a. Roger), a diabolical film producer, who produces movies that can kill. Tearjerker’s fiendish plot involves abducting celebrities from his spa and replacing them with celebrity robots that make horrible movies, all in an effort to make his masterpiece “Oscar’s Gold” the best and saddest movie ever, causing millions of moviegoers to cry themselves to death in the "Tearjerker” episode of AMERICAN DAD Sunday, Nov. 25 (9:30-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (AD-308) (TV-14 D, S, V)

Voice Cast: Seth MacFarlane as Stan Smith and Roger the Alien; Wendy Schaal as Francine Smith; Rachael MacFarlane as Hayley; Scott Grimes as Steve; and Dee Bradley Baker as Klaus.



 

 

 

 

SUNDAY, NOVEMBER 11
 



--“KING OF THE HILL”—(7:00-7:30 PM PT) CC

 

BOBBY FIGHTS FOR EVERYONE’S RIGHTS…TO IMPRESS A GIRL
ON “KING OF THE HILL”
SUNDAY, NOVEMBER 11, ON FOX
 


When Bobby protests against soda machines in the school, his determination attracts the attention of his socially conscious classmate Olivia. He continues his fight in hopes of getting a date with her. The “protest” leads to the machines being removed from campu,s which sends the teachers into a panic because they are using the funds to pay for their “retreat.” The teachers devise a new plan to raise money by placing electronic news tickers with advertising for energy bars around the school, which further outrages Olivia, who encourages Bobby to have them removed. In response, Bobby arranges a school walkout but struggles to maintain the crowd, and he looks to Hank for help in the “Bobby Rae” episode of KING OF THE HILL airing Sunday, Nov. 11 (7:00-7:30 PM PT) on FOX.  (KH-1112) (TV-PG D)

Voice Cast: Mike Judge as Hank Hill & Boomhauer; Kathy Najimy as Peggy Hill; Pamela S. Adlon as Bobby Hill; Brittany Murphy as Luanne; Johnny Hardwick as Dale; Stephen Root as Bill.

Guest Voice Cast: Lauren Tom as Connie and Ms. Wallace, Breckin Meyer as Mr. Haggerty and Joseph, Paul Butcher as Kenny, David Herman as Mr. Webber, Mo Collins as Ms. Clark, Dennis Burkley as Principal Moss and Rini Bell as Olivia.

 Due to the preceding NFL doubleheader, KING OF THE HILL at 7:00 and 7:30 PM will air on the West Coast only.]


--“KING OF THE HILL”—(7:30-8:00 PM PT) CC

 

BOBBY BECOMES A CHEERLEADER
ON “KING OF THE HILL”
SUNDAY, NOVEMBER 11, ON FOX

Lisa Edelstein (HOUSE) Makes a Guest Voice Appearance
 


Bobby is not a happy camper when he is asked to dress up as a cheerleader and shake his pom-poms to support the girls as they play football in the school’s annual Powder Puff game. Hank encourages him to get into the spirit of things, having once been a Powder Puff boy along with Bill, Dale and Principal Moss. Bobby changes his attitude and is soon the leader of the squad. Meanwhile, Peggy volunteers with the PTA and meets Alexis, an ex-attorney who has left her job to become a more involved mother. Alexis (guest voice Lisa Edelstein) rallies to stop the boys’ antics, with Peggy’s reluctant support, and Principal Moss shuts them down. Hank goes before the PTA to reverse the decision, with Peggy changing her stance. However, Bobby and the boys still find a way to carry on the tradition in the “The Powder Puff Boys” episode of KING OF THE HILL airing Sunday, Nov. 11 (7:30-8:00 PM PT) on FOX.  (KH-1116) (TV-PG D, L)
Voice Cast: Mike Judge as Hank Hill & Boomhauer; Kathy Najimy as Peggy Hill; Pamela S. Adlon as Bobby Hill; Brittany Murphy as Luanne; Johnny Hardwick as Dale; Stephen Root as Bill.

Guest Voice Cast: Lisa Edelstein as Alexis.

 Due to the preceding NFL doubleheader, KING OF THE HILL at 7:00 and 7:30 PM will air on the West Coast only.]


--“THE SIMPSONS”—(8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) CC

 

WHEN HIS PARENTS ARE LOST AT SEA AND PRESUMED DEAD,
MILHOUSE MANS UP AND BECOMES COOLER THAN BART
ON “THE SIMPSONS”
SUNDAY, NOVEMBER 11, ON FOX
 


When Milhouse’s parents are lost at sea and presumed dead, Milhouse decides it’s time to begin acting like a real man, and his new attitude makes him more attractive and popular than ever. Bart can’t stand that Milhouse has become cooler than him, and he devises a plan to win back his cooler-than-Milhouse status. Meanwhile, Homer finds himself in hot water when he can’t remember the color of Marge’s eyes, and Marge vows not to let Homer see her eyes again until he remembers their color in the “Little Orphan Millie” episode of THE SIMPSONS Sunday, Nov. 11 (8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (SI-1822) (TV-PG D, V)

Voice Cast: Voice Cast: Dan Castellaneta as Homer Simpson; Julie Kavner as Marge Simpson; Nancy Cartwright as Bart Simpson; Yeardley Smith as Lisa Simpson; Hank Azaria as Moe; Harry Shearer as Skinner; Pamela Hayden as Milhouse; Maggie Roswell as Luann Van Houten; Tress MacNeille as Worker; Russi Taylor as Martin

SI-1822 replaces the previously announced SIMPSONS episode for this night, SI-1817, which has been rescheduled to Nov. 18.]


 
--“KING OF THE HILL”—(8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC

 

COTTON GOES SIX FEET UNDER
ON “KING OF THE HILL”
SUNDAY, NOVEMBER 11, ON FOX
 


Hank, Peggy, Luanne and Lucky decide to celebrate the first trimester of Luanne’s pregnancy at an upscale Japanese restaurant. Peggy and Hank plan to attend the celebration until Bobby’s sitter cancels at the last minute. Cotton stops by the house and volunteers to stay with Bobby, but Peggy is hesitant about the whole idea. After an evening of reckless babysitting, Cotton decides to crash the dinner party with Bobby and finds himself in a deathly situation with a chef who resembles an enemy from his WWII days. After Cotton’s many chances at cheating death, it finally catches up with him in the “Death Picks Cotton” episode of KING OF THE HILL airing Sunday, Nov. 11 (8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (KH-1114) (TV-PG D, L)




--“FAMILY GUY”—(9:00-9:30 PM ET/PT) CC

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

STEWIE IS ON THE LAM
ON “FAMILY GUY”
SUNDAY, NOVEMBER 11, ON FOX

Simon Cowell, Randy Jackson and Paula Abdul
Make Guest Voice Appearances
 


While all of Quahog assumes she’s dead, Lois returns from the wilderness and names Stewie as her killer, but he goes on the run while Joe leads a manhunt around Quahog. Then, Stewie tries to take over the world and in the interim auditions for the AMERICAN IDOL judges Simon Cowell, Randy Jackson and Paula Abdul. Meanwhile, Lois realizes that she must stop Stewie in the “Lois Kills Stewie” episode of FAMILY GUY Sunday, Nov. 11 (9:00-9:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (FG-518) (TV-14 D, L, S, V)

Voice Cast: Seth MacFarlane as Peter Griffin, Stewie Griffin, Brian Griffin, and Quagmire; Alex Borstein as Lois Griffin; Seth Green as Chris Griffin; Mila Kunis as Meg Griffin; Mike Henry as Cleveland.

Guest Voice: Simon Cowell as himself, Randy Jackson as himself and Paula Abdul as herself.




 
--“AMERICAN DAD”—(9:30-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

HAYLEY BECOMES A SECRET AGENT MA’AM
ON “AMERICAN DAD”
SUNDAY, NOVEMBER 11, ON FOX

Patrick Stewart Makes a Guest Voice Appearance
 


When Hayley decides to move to France because of imperialistic oppression, Stan will do anything to stop her including revealing the fact that she was brainwashed as a child by the CIA. Feeling desperate, Stan activates her trigger word and gains control over Hayley against the advice of his boss, Bullock (Stewart). Everything is going fine until Stan remembers that if he doesn’t change Hayley back to normal, there will be deadly consequences for him. Meanwhile, Steve and Roger become private Dick Tracys in the “Haylias” episode of AMERICAN DAD Sunday, Nov. 11 (9:30-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (DAD-304) (TV-14 D, V)

Voice Cast: Seth MacFarlane as Stan Smith and Roger the Alien; Wendy Schaal as Francine Smith; Rachael MacFarlane as Hayley; Scott Grimes as Steve; and Dee Bradley Baker as Klaus.

Guest Voice Cast: Jeff Fischer as Himself, Patrick Stewart as Bullock, Fred Tatasciore as Senator, John Ennis as Tex And Driver, Rolando Molina as Mex, Andre Sogliuzzo as Dill, Ying Liu as Female Announcer, Karen Maruyama as Woman, Fred Tatasciore as Bill Elliot, Martin Mull as Father Donovan, Niecy Nash as Angel.





 

MONDAY, NOVEMBER 12
 



--“PRISON BREAK”—(8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

SUSAN TAKES THE ESCAPE INTO HER OWN HANDS;
LECHERO REVEALS A SECRET BURIED UNDER SONA;
SOFIA IS UNNERVED BY CLUES TO WHISTLER’S PAST;
MAHONE’S FREEDOM HINGES ON HIS TESTIMONY
ON “PRISON BREAK”
MONDAY, NOVEMBER 12, ON FOX
 


Susan takes the escape into her own hands, leaving Michael’s life hanging in the balance; Lechero reveals a secret buried beneath Sona; Sofia uncovers more of Whistler’s past; Mahone’s freedom hinges on his testimony; and Lincoln and Sucre are targeted by The Company on the “Bang & Burn” episode of PRISON BREAK airing Monday, Nov. 12 (8:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (PB-308) (TV-14 D, L, V)

Cast: Dominic Purcell as Lincoln Burrows; Wentworth Miller as Michael Scofield; Amaury Nolasco as Fernando Sucre; Robert Knepper as Theodore “T-Bag” Bagwell; Wade Williams as Brad Bellick; Robert Wisdom as Lechero; Chris Vance as James Whistler; Danay Garcia as Sofia Lugo; and Jodi Lyn O’Keefe as Susan B. Anthony; with William Fichtner as Alexander Mahone

Guest Cast: Barbara Eve Harris as Lang; Kim Coates as Richard Sullins; Laurence Mason as Sammy; Carlo Alban as McGrady; John S. Davies as Agent Elliot Pike




--“K-VILLE”—(9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

 

COBB GOES UNDERCOVER
AND RISKS IT ALL IN THE PURSUIT OF JUSTICE
ON “K-VILLE” MONDAY, NOVEMBER 12, ON FOX
 


When Cobb, Boulet, Love Tap and Glue Boy arrive at a bloody crime scene, Cobb cannot believe what he sees. As a result of Cobb’s reaction, the criminal attempts to escape and severely injures Glue Boy. Bearing the responsibility for Glue Boy’s injury, Cobb takes matters into own hands and makes some risky decisions when he decides to revisit his criminal past and go undercover to assist with an ongoing investigation in the “AKA” episode of K-VILLE Monday, Nov. 12 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (KV-108) (TV-14 L, V)

Cast: Anthony Anderson as Marlin Boulet, Cole Hauser as Trevor Cobb, Tawny Cypress as Ginger “Love Tap” LeBeau, Blake Shields as Jeff “Glue Boy” Gooden and John Carroll Lynch as Captain James Embry.

Guest Cast: Elise Neal as Ayana Boulet, Salvator Xuereb as Telly, Mark Pellegrino as Quentin, Brigid Brannagh as Wanda, Michael Mattison as Scotty, Sean Blakemore as Ken, Karis Campbell as Deanna Roberts, Morgon Saylor as Lana Roberts, Brett Gentile as Sgt. Eswothy, and Tony Felix as Kid.





 
 

TUESDAY, NOVEMBER 13
 



--“BONES”—(8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

THE JEFFERSONIAN TEAM INVESTIGATES A GRISLY DISCOVERY
IN A HIGH SCHOOL TIME CAPSULE
ON “BONES”
TUESDAY, NOVEMBER 13, ON FOX

John Francis Daley Guest-Stars
 


A group of high school alumni gather to unearth a time capsule buried 20 years prior, only to find the body of one of their former teenage classmates inside. The victim, identified as a shy, ostracized classmate, leads Booth and Brennan searching through the class of 1987’s high school secrets as they rehash some high school memories of their own. With psychological profiling advice from their young therapist, Dr. Sweets (guest star John Francis Daley), the team’s investigation has them exploring timelessly familiar high school stereotypes – the geeks, the outcasts, the jocks and the cheerleaders – in an effort to discover the murderer in “The Boy in the Time Capsule” episode of BONES airing Tuesday, Nov. 13 (8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (BON-307) (TV-14 D, L, V)

Cast: Emily Deschanel as Dr. Temperance Brennan; David Boreanaz as FBI Special Agent Seeley Booth; TJ Thyne as Dr. Jack Hodgins; Michaela Conlin as Angela Montenegro; Eric Millegan as Zack Addy; Tamara Taylor as Dr. Camille “Cam” Saroyan.

Guest Cast: John Francis Daley as Dr. Lance Sweets; Patrick Fabian as Terry Stinson; Kristin Bauer as Janelle Stinson; Patrick Fischler as Gil Bates; Houston Graham as Roger Dillon/Alex Stinson; Ray Baker as Daniel Dillon; Rick Ravanello as John Adamson; Stephon Fuller as Darwin Banks; Diane Kim as Woman in Crowd; Russell B. McKenzie as Guy in Crowd; Ed Ackerman as Cop in Crowd; Chris B. Hunter as Young Terry; Katie Gill as Young Janelle; Robbie Moore as Young Gil.




--“HOUSE”—(9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

HOUSE AND THE TEAM TREAT A TEENAGER
WITH A FACIAL DEFORMITY
ON “HOUSE”
TUESDAY, NOVEMBER 13, ON FOX
 


A documentary film crew is chronicling a teenager with a major facial deformity who opts to undergo a dramatic reconstructive procedure. When the patient suffers a heart attack just prior to the surgery, House and the team are called in to determine the cause, since the surgery cannot proceed until the patient’s cardiac condition is diagnosed. With the film crew covering their every move, Cameron and Chase are especially self-conscious, and House looks for ways to escape from the cameras. Meanwhile, House finds himself distracted by several of the candidates vying for a spot on his team, and he questions his motives for having chosen them in the “Ugly” episode of HOUSE airing Tuesday, Nov. 13 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (HOU-407) (TV-14 L)

Cast: Hugh Laurie as Dr. Gregory House; Lisa Edelstein as Dr. Lisa Cuddy; Omar Epps as Dr. Eric Foreman; Robert Sean Leonard as Dr. James Wilson; Jennifer Morrison as Dr. Allison Cameron; Jesse Spencer as Dr. Robert Chase.

Guest Cast: Khleo Thomas as Kenny; Michael Michelle as Samira Terzi; Laurie Fortier as Darnell; Michael Whaley as Joe; Adam Pilver as Cranio Surgeon; Michael Adler as E.R. Patient; David Campbell as Plastic Surgeon; David Um Nakase as Physician; Mandy Schneider as Pretty Woman; Lily Howe as Jenny; Troy Vincent as Father; Bobbin Bergstrom as Nurse.





 

WEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER 14
 



--“BACK TO YOU”—(8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

 

GRACIE’S BIRTHDAY BASH IS THREATENED
WHEN KELLY AND MONTANA DISCOVER
A VICIOUS RACCOON IN KELLY’S ATTIC
ON “BACK TO YOU”
WEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER 14, ON FOX
 


Kelly’s carefully laid plans for Gracie’s birthday party fall apart when Montana offers to give the girls makeovers and Chuck insists on buying Gracie’s cake. Meanwhile, Gary struggles to make it home on time for his anniversary, but the team’s hijinks make his goal nearly impossible. To make matters worse, the entire WURG news team ends up at Kelly’s house, cornering a fierce raccoon in Kelly’s attic right before Gracie’s birthday party is set to begin in the “Something’s Up There” episode of BACK TO YOU airing Wednesday, Nov. 14 (8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (BTY-107) (TV-14 L)

Cast: Kelsey Grammer as Chuck Darling; Patricia Heaton as Kelly Carr; Fred Willard as Marsh McGinley; Ty Burrell as Gary Crezyzewski; Josh Gad as Ryan Church; Ayda Field as Montana Diaz Herrera; Laura Marano as Gracie Carr.

Guest Cast: David Jahn as Jenna’s Dad




 
--“’TIL DEATH”—(8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

 

EDDIE AND JOY ARE BLINDED BY THE LIGHT
ON “’TIL DEATH”
WEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER 14, ON FOX
 


When Joy purchases two new bedroom lamps, one lamp works and the other one is broken, prompting Eddie and Joy to fight over the working lamp. Meanwhile, Jeff fights for the right to go to bed whenever he wants in the “Bedtime Stories” episode of ‘TIL DEATH airing Wednesday, Nov. 14 (8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (TIL-208) (TV-PG D, L)

Cast: Brad Garrett; Joely Fisher; Eddie Kaye Thomas; and Kat Foster.

Guest Cast: TBA

‘TIL 208 replaces the previously announced ‘TIL DEATH episode fo this night, TIL-204, which will air at a later date.]

--“KITCHEN NIGHTMARES”— Finn McCool’s— (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

CHEF GORDON RAMSAY VISITS A FAMILY-RUN RESTAURANT
ON “KITCHEN NIGHTMARES”
WEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER 14, ON FOX
 


Chef Gordon Ramsay takes a trip to West Hampton, NY, where a family-run restaurant, Finn McCool’s, is in serious financial trouble. Retired dad Buddy poured all of his life savings into running this restaurant and has never cashed a paycheck. His son Brian, who serves as head chef, doesn’t respect his father or his job, and is currently making everyone unhappy … including the customers. Chef Ramsay needs to make some serious changes that could affect this family forever in the “Finn McCool’s” episode of KITCHEN NIGHTMARES Wednesday, Nov. 14 (9:00-10:00 ET/PT) on FOX.  (KN-104) (TV-14 L)
Cast: Head Chef Gordon Ramsay



 
 

THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 15
 



--“ARE YOU SMARTER THAN A 5TH GRADER?”—(8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC

 

CAN YOU SPELL “SALMON”?
KELLIE PICKLER (“AMERICAN IDOL”) AND BILLY BUSH (“ACCESS HOLLYWOOD”)
TEST THEIR 5TH GRADER SKILLS FOR CHARITY
ON “ARE YOU SMARTER THAN A 5TH GRADER?”
THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 15, ON FOX
 


The 5th graders extend a helping hand to AMERICAN IDOL’S Kellie Pickler and “Access Hollywood”’s Billy Bush, who will put on their thinking caps on and play for big bucks with proceeds going to their favorite charities on a special celebrity edition of ARE YOU SMARTER THAN A 5TH GRADER? Thursday, Nov. 15 (8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (AYS-207) (TV-PG)

Host: Jeff Foxworthy




--“DON’T FORGET THE LYRICS!”—(9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC

 

WILL CONTESTANTS BE ABLE TO FILL IN THE BLANKS FOR BIG BUCK$?
FIND OUT ON “DON’T FORGET THE LYRICS!”
THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 15, ON FOX
 


We all think we know the words to popular songs, but when there’s a million dollars at stake, will contestants be able to keep singing when the music stops? Or will they be at a loss for words? On this exciting new game show, contestants choose songs from different genres, decades and musical artists. Then they take center stage to sing alongside the studio band as the lyrics are projected on screen – but suddenly the music stops and the words disappear. Will the contestants belt out the correct missing lyric, or freeze under pressure? Wayne Brady hosts DON’T FORGET THE LYRICS! Thursday, Nov. 15 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (LYR-116) (TV-PG)

Host: Wayne Brady



 
 

FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 16
 



--“THE NEXT GREAT AMERICAN BAND”—8 Cut to 7 & Top 7 Perform—(8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC

 

THE TOP 7 BANDS TAKE THE STAGE
ON “THE NEXT GREAT AMERICAN BAND”
FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 16, ON FOX
 


With one of the Top 8 voted off, the remaining Top 7 bands take the stage to prove they still have what it takes to earn the judges’ approval and rock America’s votes. After the show, viewers will vote for their favorites, and the Top 6 bands will survive another week in competition, moving one step closer to securing a contract with 19 Recordings and the title of “The Next Great American Band.” Don’t miss the “8 Cut to 7 & Top 7 Perform” episode of THE NEXT GREAT AMERICAN BAND airing Friday, Nov. 16 (8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (IDB-108) (TV-PG L)
Judges: Johnny Rzeznik, Sheila E. and Ian “Dicko” Dickson

Host: Dominic Bowden




--“DON’T FORGET THE LYRICS!”—(9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC

 

HOW HARD ARE CONTESTANTS WILLING TO WORK FOR THE MONEY?
FIND OUT ON “DON’T FORGET THE LYRICS!”
FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 16, ON FOX
 


We all think we know the words to popular songs, but when there’s a million dollars at stake, will contestants be able to keep singing when the music stops? Or will they be at a loss for words? On this exciting new game show, contestants choose songs from different genres, decades and musical artists. Then they take center stage to sing alongside the studio band as the lyrics are projected on screen – but suddenly the music stops and the words disappear. Will the contestants belt out the correct missing lyric, or freeze under pressure? Wayne Brady hosts DON’T FORGET THE LYRICS! Friday, Nov. 16 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (LYR-117) (TV-PG)

Host: Wayne Brady




 

SATURDAY, NOVEMBER 17
 



--“COPS: POLICE PULLOVERS SPECIAL EDITION #3”—(8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) CC

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

OFFICERS PUT THE PEDAL TO THE METAL
ON “COPS: POLICE PULLOVERS SPECIAL EDITION #3”
SATURDAY, NOVEMBER 17, ON FOX
 


When Sergeant Jason Hapner of the Indio, CA, Police Department spots a vehicle listed on the hot sheet as stolen, the driver attempts to evade the Sergeant in the vehicle as well as on foot. Also featured is Officer Justin Gauker of the Las Vegas, NV, Metropolitan Police Department, who notices a vehicle stopped in an alley with passengers and no license plate and finds more than just mischief on the all-new COPS: POLICE PULLOVERS SPECIAL EDITION #3 airing Saturday, Nov. 17 (8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (CP-2004) (TV-PG L)




--“COPS: POLICE PULLOVERS SPECIAL EDITION #2”—(8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

OFFICERS ENCOUNTER MORE THAN ROUTINE TRAFFIC STOPS
ON “COPS: POLICE PULLOVERS SPECIAL EDITION #2”
SATURDAY, NOVEMBER 17, ON FOX
 


As Officers Michael Harper and Mark Longworth of the Cincinnati, OH, Police Department inspect a suspicious vehicle, a dangerous situation surfaces when the passenger reaches for a gun. Also featured is Officer Ryan Cook of the Las Vegas, NV,  Metropolitan Police Department, pulling over a woman who happens to be in a bikini and has a busted taillight on COPS: POLICE PULLOVERS SPECIAL EDITION #2 airing Saturday, Nov. 17 (8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (CP-1920) (TV-PG L)




 
--“AMERICA’S MOST WANTED: AMERICA FIGHTS BACK”—“WORLD’S MOST WANTED SPECIAL EDITION”—(9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC

 

“AMERICA’S MOST WANTED: AMERICA FIGHTS BACK”
GOES GLOBAL WITH THE FIGHT FOR JUSTICE
ON THE “WORLD'S MOST WANTED SPECIAL EDITION”
SATURDAY, NOVEMBER 17, ON FOX
 


AMW goes to London to investigate the biggest missing child case in the world, that of Madeleine McCann, and goes after American mobster Whitey Bulger, who has been on the run around the world, in the “World’s Most Wanted Special Edition” of AMERICA’S MOST WANTED: AMERICA FIGHTS BACK Saturday, Nov. 17 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (MW-2108) (TV-PG V)

Host: John Walsh




--“MADtv”—(11:00 PM-Midnight ET/PT) CC

 

CELEBRATE 300 EPISODES OF MADNESS
WITH FORMER CAST MEMBER WILL SASSO
ON “MADtv”
SATURDAY, NOV. 17, ON FOX
 


MADtv celebrates its 300th episode of unrivaled pop-culture parodies and politically incorrect humor. Former cast member Will Sasso is among fan-favorite alumni who return to MADtv and join in the fun with series regulars Bobby Lee, Michael McDonald, Arden Myrin, Nicole Parker, Jordan Peele, Crista Flanagan and Keegan-Michael Key. Don’t miss this MAD milestone of laughter on MADtv Saturday Nov. 17, (11:00 PM-Midnight ET/PT) on FOX.  (MD-1307) (TV-14 D, L, S)

Cast: Crista Flanagan, Keegan-Michael Key, Bobby Lee, Michael McDonald, Arden Myrin, Nicole Parker, Jordan Peele.

Guest Star: Will Sasso




--“TALKSHOW WITH SPIKE FERESTEN”—(Midnight-12:30 AM ET/PT) CC

 

LOADS OF LATE-NIGHT LAUGHTER
ON “TALKSHOW WITH SPIKE FERESTEN”
SATURDAY, NOVEMBER 17, ON FOX
 


TALKSHOW continues its trademark, fast-paced combination of sit-down guests and irreverent original sketches like “Comedy for Stoners” and “Man on the Street” on an all-new episode of TALKSHOW WITH SPIKE FERESTEN airing Saturday, Nov. 17 (Midnight-12:30 AM ET/PT) on FOX.  (SPK-215) (TV-14 D, L, S)

Host: Spike Feresten





 

SUNDAY, NOVEMBER 18
 



--“KING OF THE HILL”—(7:00-7:30 PM PT) CC

 

BOBBY GETS MESMERIZED BY FOOTBALL
ON “KING OF THE HILL”
SUNDAY, NOVEMBER 18, ON FOX
 


Hank, Bill, Boomhauer and Dale take Bobby to a Texas vs. Nebraska college football game to measure Bobby’s new love for the sport. When Bobby ventures from the nosebleed section to a VIP suite belonging to retired Nebraska quarterback Jake Middleton, Hank goes to bring Bobby back but gets mesmerized by the complimentary food and drinks. Hank and the boys stir up some trouble when Nebraska’s assistant phones the box for a play from Middleton and Hank pretends to be Jake and calls a play that will be make it or break it for Texas in the “Suite Smells of Excess” episode of KING OF THE HILL airing Sunday, Nov. 18 (7:00-7:30 PM PT) on FOX.  (KH-1113) (TV-PG L, V)

Voice Cast: Mike Judge as Hank Hill & Boomhauer; Kathy Najimy as Peggy Hill; Pamela S. Adlon as Bobby Hill; Brittany Murphy as Luanne; Johnny Hardwick as Dale; Stephen Root as Bill and Toby Huss as Coach Kleehammer.

 Due to the preceding NFL doubleheader, KING OF THE HILL at 7:00 PM and 7:30 PM will air on the West Coast only.]


--“KING OF THE HILL”—(7:30-8:00 PM PT) CC

 

SURF’S UP IN ARLEN, TX,
ON “KING OF THE HILL”
SUNDAY, NOVEMBER 18, ON FOX
 


When the town is hit by a heat wave, Hank takes Bobby, Joseph and Connie to Wild Rapids Water Park.But standing between the kids and “the coolest wave in Texas” (the Big Ka-tube-ah) is a group of surfer dude bullies. At Dale’s suggestion, Boomhauer agrees to talk to the surfers since he was one of the best in his day. But he succeeds only in embarrassing himself and the kids. Then a young surfer Boomhauer meets at his old stomping grounds helps him to regain his mojo, and he returns to Wild Rapids to redeem himself and the kids. Meanwhile, Bill becomes known throughout Arlen as the “Heat-Waver” as he stands on the side of the highway and waves at passing motorists in the “Four Wave Intersection” episode of KING OF THE HILL airing Sunday, Nov. 18 (7:30-8:00 PM PT) on FOX.  (KH-1115) (TV-PG L)
Voice Cast: Mike Judge as Hank Hill & Boomhauer; Kathy Najimy as Peggy Hill; Pamela S. Adlon as Bobby Hill; Brittany Murphy as Luanne; Johnny Hardwick as Dale; Stephen Root as Bill.

 Due to the preceding NFL doubleheader, KING OF THE HILL at 7:00 PM and 7:30 PM will air on the West Coast only.]


--“THE SIMPSONS”—(8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) CC

 

MARGE LAUNCHES A GYM FOR “REGULAR WOMEN”
AND HOMER TAKES EXTREME MEASURES TO GET HIMSELF INTO SHAPE
ON “THE SIMPSONS”
SUNDAY, NOVEMBER 18, ON FOX

Jack Black Makes a Guest Voice Appearance
 


Much to the Comic Book Guy’s chagrin, Bart, Lisa and Milhouse check out a new comic book store called Coolsville, where they are treated like royalty by a friendly comic book buff named Milo (guest voice Jack Black). Coolsville attracts some real-life comic book creators, such as Alan Moore, Art Spiegelman and Dan Clowes (guest-voicing as themselves), and the Comic Book Guy wages war on Coolsville in an attempt to win back his customers. Meanwhile, Marge decides her middle-aged physique could use some help, and she launches a gym for “regular women.” Marge’s gym becomes wildly successful and as her fame grows, Homer fears she will dump him for a younger, more fit guy. Homer decides to take matters into his own hands to get into shape in the “Husbands and Knives” episode of THE SIMPSONS airing Sunday, Nov. 18 (8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (SI-1817) (TV-PG D, S, V)

Voice Cast: Voice Cast: Dan Castellaneta as Homer Simpson; Julie Kavner as Marge Simpson; Nancy Cartwright as Bart Simpson; Yeardley Smith as Lisa Simpson; Hank Azaria as Moe; Pamela Hayden as Milhouse; Tress MacNeille as Dolph; Russi Taylor as Martin

Guest Voice Cast: Jack Black as Milo, Dan Clowes as himself; Alan Moore as himself; Art Spiegelman as himself.

 SI-1817 replaces the previously announced SIMPSONS episode for this night, SI-1822, which has been rescheduled to Nov. 11.]


 
--“KING OF THE HILL”—(8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC

 

HANK CAUSES A BEEF
ON “KING OF THE HILL”
SUNDAY, NOVEMBER 18, ON FOX
 


After buying tough, unsavory steaks at the Mega-Lo-Mart, Hank, at Appleseed’s suggestion, visits the town co-op in search of better meat. After falling in love with the delicious organic food, Hank becomes a co-op volunteer and co-owner. The co-op starts to make money and eventually is bought out by the Mega-Lo-Mart corporation, which turns it into a “Mega-Lo-Op” that doesn’t live up to the original co-op “fresh” mentality. Motivated to preserve something of the original co-op, Hank convinces Appleseed that they should start their own mini co-op farm in his backyard. Cattle from the farm wander onto Kahn’s property and the plan is no longer Prime in the “Raise the Steaks” episode of KING OF THE HILL airing Sunday, Nov. 18 (8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (KH-1117) (TV-PG L)

Voice Cast: Mike Judge as Hank Hill & Boomhauer; Kathy Najimy as Peggy Hill; Pamela S. Adlon as Bobby Hill; Brittany Murphy as Luanne; Johnny Hardwick as Dale; Stephen Root as Bill.

Guest Voice Cast: TBA




“FAMILY GUY”—(9:00-9:30 PM ET/PT) CC

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

PETER FIGHTS FOR HIS RIGHTS
ON “FAMILY GUY”
SUNDAY, NOVEMBER 18, ON FOX

Carrie Fisher and Phyllis Diller Make Guest Voice Appearances
 


Peter starts an anti-immigration group after being caught up in the pro-American sentiment at a Veterans’ Day parade, but his tune quickly changes when he finds out he was born in Mexico. Unable to prove his citizenship, pass the naturalization test or convince investigators that his marriage to Lois is for real, he ends up working as a groundskeeper on his father-in-law’s estate and leading the fight for immigrant rights in the “Padre de Familia” episode of FAMILY GUY Sunday, Nov. 18 (9:00-9:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (FG-520) (TV-14 D, L, S, V)

Voice Cast: Seth MacFarlane as Peter Griffin, Stewie Griffin, Brian Griffin, and Quagmire; Alex Borstein as Lois Griffin; Seth Green as Chris Griffin; Mila Kunis as Meg Griffin; Mike Henry as Cleveland.

Guest Voice: Carrie Fisher as Angela and Phyllis Diller as Thelma. 



--“AMERICAN DAD”—(9:30-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

STAN POPS HIS CHERRY
ON “AMERICAN DAD”
SUNDAY, NOVEMBER 18, ON FOX

Patrick Stewart and Eddie Kaye Thomas Make Guest Voice Appearances
 


At a poker game with the guys, Stan reveals that he has never actually killed anyone. It seems that every kill in Stan’s history with the CIA has been the result of fortunate timing. Roger and the guys become determined to get Stan his first kill in the “42-Year-Old Virgin” episode of AMERICAN DAD Sunday, Nov. 18 (9:30-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (DAD-305) (TV-14 L, S, V)

Voice Cast: Seth MacFarlane as Stan Smith and Roger the Alien; Wendy Schaal as Francine Smith; Rachael MacFarlane as Hayley; Scott Grimes as Steve; and Dee Bradley Baker as Klaus.

Guest Voice Cast: Curtis Armstrong as Snot, Mike Barker as Mugger, Member #2, Cashier and Security Guard, Maria Bamford as Randy's Mother and Woman, Erik Durbin as Randy and Member #3, Don Lake as Bad Larry and Spy, Matt McKenna as Leader and Man, Victor Raider-Wexler as Ray, Andre Sogliuzzo as Spy and Young Father, Patrick Stewart as Bullock, Daisuke Suzuki as Toshi, Timothy Taule as Spy, Eddie Kaye Thomas as Barry.


 

 

 

 

 


 
SUNDAY, NOVEMBER 4
 



--“THE SIMPSONS”—(7:00-7:30 PM ET/PT) CC

 

AGENT BART SIMPSON MUST STOP THE STINK BOMB BULLIES
ON “THE SIMPSONS”
SUNDAY, NOVEMBER 4, ON FOX

Kiefer Sutherland and Mary Lynn Rajskub
Make Guest-Voice Appearances

Episode Kicks Off 90-Minute SIMPSONS Mini-Marathon
 


Principal Skinner ushers the students of Springfield Elementary into a new era of sneaking, snooping and snitching with the opening of the school’s CTU – Counter Truancy Unit – with Lisa heading up the operation. Homer is sent on a mission to dispose of a container of yogurt so far past its freshness date that it could be toxic, but the reeking yogurt falls into the wrong hands. With the help of Jack Bauer (guest voice Kiefer Sutherland) and Chloe O’Brian (guest voice Mary Lynn Rajskub), Bart and Lisa must stop bullies Dolph, Kearney and Jimbo from releasing the ultimate stink bomb at the school’s annual bake sale in the “24 Minutes” episode of THE SIMPSONS airing Sunday, Nov. 4 (7:00-7:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (SI-1814) (TV-PG L, V)

Voice Cast: Voice Cast: Dan Castellaneta as Homer Simpson; Julie Kavner as Marge Simpson; Nancy Cartwright as Bart Simpson; Yeardley Smith as Lisa Simpson; Hank Azaria as Moe.

Guest Voice Cast: Kiefer Sutherland as Jack Bauer; Mary Lynn Rajskub as Chloe




--“THE SIMPSONS”—(7:30-8:00 PM ET/PT) CC

 

GET READY FOR SCAR-IFIC TRICKS AND FRIGHTENING TREATS
ON “THE SIMPSONS TREEHOUSE OF HORROR XVII”
SUNDAY, NOVEMBER 4, ON FOX

Dr. Phil McGraw, Richard Lewis and Fran Drescher
Make Guest-Voice Appearances

Second Episode of 90-Minute SIMPSONS Mini-Marathon
 


THE SIMPSONS hand out screams and scare up laughs in this edition of their annual, bone-chilling Halloween special. The horror starts in “Married to the Blob,” when a meteor falls to Earth and reveals a green goo that Homer mistakes for a marshmallow. After Homer eats the goo, he turns into a rampaging blob with a never-ending appetite that even guest voice Dr. Phil McGraw can’t stop. In “You Gotta Know When to Golem,” Bart brings Golem (guest voice Richard Lewis as a legendary monster from Jewish folklore) to life and forces him to carry out his ghastly bidding. But when the creature is finally freed of his evildoing, Marge, Bart and Lisa create a female monster (guest voice Fran Drescher) that captures Golem’s heart. In the final scare, “The Day the Earth Looked Stupid,” a fake radio broadcast convinces the residents of Springfield that they’re in the midst of an alien invasion, throwing the town into pandemonium – which only worsens when the invasion stops being a hoax and becomes reality in the “Treehouse of Horror XVII” episode of THE SIMPSONS, Sunday, Nov. 4 (7:30-8:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (SI-1717) (TV-PG L, V)

Voice Cast: Dan Castellaneta as Homer Simpson, Julie Kavner as Marge Simpson; Nancy Cartwright as Bart Simpson; Yeardley Smith as Lisa Simpson; Pamela Hayden as Milhouse; Hank Azaria as Moe and Chief Wiggum and others; Harry Shearer as Ned Flanders and others Tress MacNeille as Mrs. Skinner and Russi Taylor as Sherri.

Guest voice cast: Dr. Phil McGraw as himself, Richard Lewis as Golem and Fran Drescher as Female Golem.




--“THE SIMPSONS”—(8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) CC

 

“THE SIMPSONS” SERVE UP SPOOKTACULAR TALES
OF THE STRANGE AND THE SUPERNATURAL
IN THEIR ANNUAL BONE-CHILLING HALLOWEEN SPECIAL
“TREEHOUSE OF HORROR XVIII”
SUNDAY, NOVEMBER 4, ON FOX

Final Episode of 90-Minute SIMPSONS Mini-Marathon   
 


The frightfest begins in “Mr. and Mrs. Simpson” as Homer and Marge leave for what appears to be an ordinary day. But Homer is living a double life as a secret agent, and he is assigned to eliminate Kent Brockman. When a mysterious woman blocks Homer’s shot and tries to kill Brockman herself, Homer finds that his competition “hits” a little too close to home. In “E.T. Go Home,” Bart and Lisa come to the aid of Kodo the space alien, who’s hiding from the government. Kodo asks them to help him obtain a long list of devices so he can reconnect with his home planet, but his intentions prove to be anything but friendly. In the final Halloween scare, “Heck House,” Bart, Lisa and their friends spend Halloween night pulling pranks on unsuspecting people in Springfield. But when they go too far, Flanders decides he’s going to spook them straight. Transforming the church into the “Heck House,” Flanders is filled with supernatural power and subjects the children to his wrath of seven deadly sins in the “Treehouse of Horror XVIII” episode of THE SIMPSONS airing Sunday, Nov. 4 (8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (SI-1816) (TV-14 D, L, S, V)

Voice Cast: Voice Cast: Dan Castellaneta as Homer Simpson; Julie Kavner as Marge Simpson; Nancy Cartwright as Bart Simpson; Yeardley Smith as Lisa Simpson; Hank Azaria as Moe; Harry Shearer as Skinner; Pamela Hayden as Milhouse; Tress MacNeille as Mrs. Skinner.




**100TH EPISODE SPECIAL**—“FAMILY GUY”—(8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

THE GRIFFINS CELEBRATE 100 EPISODES
IN A FREAKIN’ SWEET “FAMILY GUY” SPECIAL
SUNDAY, NOVEMBER 4, ON FOX

1-Hour FAMILY GUY 100th Episode Event Begins
 


This special half-hour FAMILY GUY tribute showcases the outrageous antics of the Griffin family and celebrates the side-splitting, irreverent humor of the fan-favorite animated series. Some of the funniest moments, satirical spoofs and musical numbers of the past 100 episodes are revisited on the FAMILY GUY 100th EPISODE SPECIAL airing Sunday, Nov. 4 (8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (SP-0816) (TV-14 D, L, S, V)

Voice Cast: Seth MacFarlane as Peter Griffin, Stewie Griffin, Brian Griffin, and Quagmire; Alex Borstein as Lois Griffin; Seth Green as Chris Griffin; Mila Kunis as Meg Griffin; Mike Henry as Cleveland.

: KING OF THE HILL is preempted this night.]


--“FAMILY GUY”—(9:00-9:30 PM ET/PT) CC

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

STEWIE’S DREAM BECOMES REALITY
IN THE 100TH EPISODE OF “FAMILY GUY”
SUNDAY, NOVEMBER 4, ON FOX

1-Hour FAMILY GUY 100th Episode Event Concludes
 


In the 100th episode, Lois and Peter go on a cruise, leaving Stewie and the family behind. Upset with Lois for leaving him at home, Stewie vows to carry out a diabolical plan. When Brian challenges him to actually do it, Stewie stows away on the ship, finds Lois and …well … the title of the episode says it all in the “Stewie Kills Lois” episode of FAMILY GUY Sunday, Nov. 4 (9:00-9:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (FG-517) (TV-14 D, L, S, V)

Voice Cast: Seth MacFarlane as Peter Griffin, Stewie Griffin, Brian Griffin, and Quagmire; Alex Borstein as Lois Griffin; Seth Green as Chris Griffin; Mila Kunis as Meg Griffin; Mike Henry as Cleveland.




 
--“AMERICAN DAD”—(9:30-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

STAN LOOKS FOR HIS BIRTH IN-LAWS
ON “AMERICAN DAD”
SUNDAY, NOVEMBER 4, ON FOX
 


When Francine’s adopted parents stop by for an unannounced stay, Stan is furious that they refuse to assimilate to his “man of the house” ways. After he unsuccessfully tries to give them the boot, he is convinced that finding Francine’s birth parents will change things. Meanwhile, Steve tries to live to the extreme in order to get to second base with the class hottie in the “Big Trouble in Little Langley” episode of AMERICAN DAD Sunday, Nov. 4 (9:30-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (DAD-303) (TV-14 D, L, S, V)

Voice Cast: Seth MacFarlane as Stan Smith and Roger the Alien; Wendy Schaal as Francine Smith; Rachael MacFarlane as Hayley; Scott Grimes as Steve; and Dee Bradley Baker as Klaus.

Guest Voice Cast: Curtis Armstrong as Snot, Michael Dunn as Paramedic, Amy Hill as Mah Mah, Tzi Ma as Bah Bah, Jeff Perry as Mr. Dawson, Terri Rodriguez as Lindsay, Daisuke Suzuki as Toshi, Fred Tatasciore as Gardener, Holland Taylor as Mrs. Dawson, and Eddie Kaye Thomas as Barry.





 

MONDAY, NOVEMBER 5
 



**2-HOUR EPISODE**—“PRISON BREAK”—(8:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

MICHAEL PLAYS DETECTIVE
AND DEMANDS PROOF THAT SARA IS STILL ALIVE;
WHISTLER IS ACCUSED OF MURDER;
LINCOLN AND SOFIA ALTER THE GUARDS’ MORNING RITUAL;
MAHONE GETS AN OFFER HE MAY NOT BE ABLE TO REFUSE
ON A SPECIAL TWO-HOUR “PRISON BREAK”
MONDAY, NOVEMBER 5, ON FOX
 


When an inmate is found murdered, Whistler becomes the prime suspect and Michael must prove his innocence in order to save his life; Michael demands evidence from Susan that Sarah is alive, or he will cancel the escape; Lincoln and Sofia monitor the guards’ morning rituals; Mahone gets an offer that may get him a ticket out of Sona in the two-hour “Photo Finish/Vamonos” episode of PRISON BREAK airing Monday, Nov. 5 (8:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (PB-306/307) (TV-14 V)

Cast: Dominic Purcell as Lincoln Burrows; Wentworth Miller as Michael Scofield; Amaury Nolasco as Fernando Sucre; Robert Knepper as Theodore “T-Bag” Bagwell; Wade Williams as Brad Bellick; Robert Wisdom as Lechero; Chris Vance as James Whistler; Danay Garcia as Sofia Lugo; and Jodi Lyn O’Keefe as Susan B. Anthony; with William Fichtner as Alexander Mahone.

Guest Cast: Marshall Allman as LJ Burrows; Barbara Eve Harris as Lang; Kim Coates as Richard Sullins; Dominic Keating as Andrew Tyge; Laurence Mason as Sammy; Carlo Alban as McGrady; Curtis Wayne as Cheo; Davi Jay as Papo; Joe Holt as Stash; Alex Fernandez as Captain Hurtado; Mo Deja as Captain Pumales; John S. Davies as Agent Elliot Pike; Carlos Campean as Colonel Escamilla.

K-VILLE is preempted this night.]



 

TUESDAY, NOVEMBER 6
 



--“BONES”—(8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

BONES AND BOOTH INVESTIGATE
A MURDERED JEFFERSONIAN EMPLOYEE,
TURNING COLLEAGUES INTO SUSPECTS
ON “BONES”
TUESDAY, NOVEMBER 6, ON FOX
 


The charred remains of a young Jeffersonian intern, the daughter of a highly respected former Jeffersonian scientist, are found in the building’s incinerator. With the case hitting so close to home, the team has no choice but to suspect their own colleagues and question everyone from the upper echelons of the Jeffersonian scientists to the victim’s fellow interns. When they learn that the intern had been working on artifact authentication for the Widow’s Son serial killer case, they begin to wonder if her involvement could have put her life in danger. But when they discover a romantic link between the intern and a Jeffersonian employee, the motives behind her murder become even more complicated.  Meanwhile, Booth agrees to pose as Cam’s boyfriend and accompanies her on a family get-together, eliciting more attention than he bargained for from Cam’s sister in the “Intern in the Incinerator” episode of BONES airing Tuesday, Nov. 6 (8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (BON-306) (TV-14 D, L, V)

Cast: Emily Deschanel as Dr. Temperance Brennan; David Boreanaz as FBI Special Agent Seeley Booth; TJ Thyne as Dr. Jack Hodgins; Michaela Conlin as Angela Montenegro; Eric Millegan as Zack Addy; Tamara Taylor as Dr. Camille “Cam” Saroyan.

Guest Cast: Rochelle Aytes as Felicia Saroyan; Terrell Tilford as Dr. Kyle Aldridge; Tom Virtue as Dr. Ted Reardon; Scott Allen Rinker as Dr. Evan Klimkew; Xander Berkeley as Dr. Harlan Bancroft; Sam Jones III as Tyler Neville; J.R. Nutt as Nick; E.E. Bell as Phil; David Greenman as FBI Forensic Tech Marcus Geier; Millie Huckabee as Kristen Reardon




--“HOUSE”—(9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

HOUSE IS RECRUITED BY THE CIA
TO TREAT AN AGENT WITH AN ILLNESS
AS MYSTERIOUS AS HIS PREVIOUS ASSIGNMENT;
THE FELLOWSHIP CANDIDATES RACE TO DIAGNOSE A STOCK CAR DRIVER
ON “HOUSE” TUESDAY, NOVEMBER 6, ON FOX

Michael Michele Guest-Stars
 


House is recruited by the CIA to help diagnose a deathly ill agent with an unknown illness. The agent’s medical case is being spearheaded by Dr. Samira Terzi (guest star Michael Michele), who offers up very little information about the agent’s history or previous assignments. With limited information to go on, House uses some unorthodox methods to try to crack the code and determine a diagnosis in time to save his mystery patient’s life. Meanwhile, Foreman faces resistance from the remaining six fellowship candidates when they question his judgment and argue over the diagnosis of a female drag car racer who passed out after a race in the “Whatever It Takes” episode of HOUSE airing Tuesday, Nov. 6 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (HOU-406) (TV-14 D, L)

Cast: Hugh Laurie as Dr. Gregory House; Lisa Edelstein as Dr. Lisa Cuddy; Omar Epps as Dr. Eric Foreman; Robert Sean Leonard as Dr. James Wilson; Jennifer Morrison as Dr. Allison Cameron; Jesse Spencer as Dr. Robert Chase.

Guest Cast: Amy Dudgeon as Casey; Anne Dudek as Amber; Olivia Wilde as Thirteen; Peter Jacobson as Taub; Kal Penn as Kutner; Andy Comeau as Brennan; Edi Gathegi as Cole; Tom Wilson as Lou; Michael Michele as Samira Terzi; Holmes Osborne as Curtis; Joel Bissonnette as John; Chad Willett as Brian Smith; Nick Warnock as Reporter; Bobbin Bergstrom as Nurse





 
 

WEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER 7
 



--“BACK TO YOU”—(8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

 

GRACIE’S CLASS TAKES A FIELDTRIP TO THE WURG NEWSROOM;
CHUCK AND KELLY INTERVENE WHEN THEY MEET GRACIE’S BULLY
ON “BACK TO YOU” WEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER 7, ON FOX
 


The news team prepares for Gracie’s school fieldtrip to WURG, and Kelly informs Chuck that Gracie has been having problems with a class bully. While Kelly wants to handle the situation diplomatically by calling the school principal and holding a conflict resolution session, Chuck feels that Gracie should deal with the bully herself in a more direct – and corporeal – manner. Chuck’s paternal instincts seem to rub off on Kelly as she takes matters into her own hands and causes quiet a stir. Meanwhile, Marsh must prove to Gary that he can read “Casey at the Bat” to the children without crying, Montana is outdone by a precocious young weather girl in Gracie’s class, and Ryan revisits his awkward elementary school days when he encounters a doppelganger of himself in the “Gracie’s Bully” episode of BACK TO YOU airing Wednesday, Nov. 7 (8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (BTY-106) (TV-14 D, L)

Cast: Kelsey Grammer as Chuck Darling; Patricia Heaton as Kelly Carr; Fred Willard as Marsh McGinley; Ty Burrell as Gary Crezyzewski; Josh Gad as Ryan Church; Ayda Field as Montana Diaz Herrera; Laura Marano as Gracie Carr.

Guest Cast: Hailee Steinfeld as Little Girl; Kurt Doss as Brian; Charisma Carpenter as Brooke; Cyd Strittmatter as Miss Breckenridge; Cody Christian as Xander; Allisyn Arm as Kid #1; Terrancy Hardy as Kid #2; Paul Butcher as Well Dressed Kid.




--“’TIL DEATH”—(8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

 

IT’S JEFF’S BIRTHDAY AND HE CAN DO WHAT HE WANTS
ON “’TIL DEATH”
WEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER 7, ON FOX
 


Eddie offends Jeff at his birthday dinner when he forgets to give him a gift. Eddie recovers by re-gifting Joy’s expensive wine and then is forced to try to get it back in the “Vintage Eddie” episode of ‘TIL DEATH airing Wednesday, Nov. 7 (8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (TIL-209) (TV-PG D, L)

Cast: Brad Garrett; Joely Fisher; Eddie Kaye Thomas; and Kat Foster.

Guest Cast: TBA

TIL-209 replaces the previously announced ‘TIL DEATH episode for this night, TIL-205, which will air at a later date.]


--“KITCHEN NIGHTMARES”— Sebastian’s —(9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

CHEF GORDON RAMSAY ATTEMPTS TO REASON
WITH THE OWNER OF SEBASTIAN’S IN BURBANK, CA,
ON “KITCHEN NIGHTMARES”
WEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER 7, ON FOX
 


Chef Gordon Ramsay visits Burbank, CA, restaurant Sebastian’s, which is in a state of pure chaos. Between the wait staff trying to put on a show in hopes of landing an acting gig in Hollywood, and the owner’s dreams of franchising his restaurant, they’ve forgotten what’s really important. Gordon goes head-to-head with owner Sebastian when he attempts to turn the complicated menu into a more diner-friendly version and get rid of frozen food once and for all. Will Sebastian let Chef Ramsay make the changes that he wants, or will he chase him out of the restaurant? Chef Ramsay takes on “Sebastian’s” on KITCHEN NIGHTMARES Wednesday, Nov. 7 (9:00-10:00 ET/PT) on FOX.  (KN-103) (TV-14 L)

Cast: Head Chef Gordon Ramsay





 

THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 8
 



--“ARE YOU SMARTER THAN A 5TH GRADER?”—(8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC

 

CAN TONY HAWK SKATE HIS WAY THROUGH THE TEST
ON “ARE YOU SMARTER THAN A 5TH GRADER?”
THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 8, ON FOX
 


The 5th graders use their book smarts to help professional skateboarding legend Tony Hawk as he tries to move to the head of the class and win big for his favorite charity on a special celebrity edition of ARE YOU SMARTER THAN A 5TH GRADER? Thursday, Nov. 8 (8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (AYS-204) (TV-PG)

Host: Jeff Foxworthy

Celebrity Contestant: Tony Hawk




 
--“DON’T FORGET THE LYRICS!”—(9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC

 

WILL CONTESTANTS BE “IN THE MONEY” WHEN THE MUSIC STOPS?
FIND OUT ON “DON’T FORGET THE LYRICS!”
THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 8, ON FOX
 


Patricia Canale from New York and Dottie Harris from Santee, CA, take center stage to sing for a million-dollar prize, but what will happen when the music stops? On this exciting new game show, contestants choose songs from different genres, decades and musical artists. Then they take center stage to sing alongside the studio band as the lyrics are projected on screen – but suddenly the music stops and the words disappear. Will the contestants belt out the correct missing lyric, or freeze under pressure? Wayne Brady hosts DON’T FORGET THE LYRICS! Thursday, Nov. 8 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (LYR-113) (TV-PG)

Host: Wayne Brady





 

FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 9
 



--“THE NEXT GREAT AMERICAN BAND”—10 Cut to 8 & Top 8 Perform—(8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC

 

THE TOP 8 BANDS TAKE THE STAGE
ON “THE NEXT GREAT AMERICAN BAND”
FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 9, ON FOX
 


Narrowed down from 10, the remaining Top-8 bands take the stage to prove they still have what it takes to earn the judges’ approval and rock America’s votes. After the show, viewers will vote for their favorites, and America’s Top-7 favorite bands will be announced next week, bringing them another step closer to securing a contract with 19 Recordings and the title of “Next Great American Band.” Don’t miss the “10 Cut to 8 & Top 8 Perform” episode of THE NEXT GREAT AMERICAN BAND airing Friday, Nov. 9 (8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (IDB-107) (TV-PG L)

Judges: Johnny Rzeznik, Sheila E. and Ian “Dicko” Dickson

Host: Dominic Bowden




 
**TIME PERIOD PREMIERE**—“DON’T FORGET THE LYRICS!”—(9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC

 

DOES DOTTIE TAKE THE MONEY AND RUN, OR STAY AND PLAY?
FIND OUT ON “DON’T FORGET THE LYRICS!”
FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 9, ON FOX
 


Dottie Harris from Santee, CA, takes center stage to sing for a million-dollar prize, but what happens when the music stops? On this exciting new game show, contestants choose songs from different genres, decades and musical artists. Then they take center stage to sing alongside the studio band as the lyrics are projected on screen – but suddenly the music stops and the words disappear. Will the contestants belt out the correct missing lyric, or freeze under pressure? Wayne Brady hosts DON’T FORGET THE LYRICS! Friday, Nov. 9 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (LYR-114) (TV-PG)

Host: Wayne Brady

 NASHVILLE has completed its run.]



 

SATURDAY, NOVEMBER 10
 



**700TH EPISODE SPECIAL EDITION**—“COPS”—(8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) CC

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

700TH EPISODE SPECIAL CUFFS VIEWERS
ON “COPS: COAST TO COAST
SATURDAY, NOVEMBER 10, ON FOX
 


Since the pioneering reality series debuted in 1989, COPS, in its 20th season, has consistently outperformed its competition and has cemented a place in history as one of the longest-running primetime entertainment programs. The series was instrumental in launching the reality genre with its video vérité style. COPS cameras have filmed in over 140 U.S. cities and captured over 2,000 arrests. Tonight COPS celebrates its landmark 700th episode with a vintage, action-packed half-hour of cameras following officers as they patrol and encounter unpredictable suspects and circumstances on the COPS 700TH EPISODE SPECIAL EDITION Saturday, Nov. 10 (8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (CP-2008) (TV-PG)


 
--“COPS: HIGH CRIMES SPECIAL EDITION #3”—(8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

CRIMINALS BRING NEW LOWS TO HIGH CRIME
ON “COPS: HIGH CRIMES SPECIAL EDITION #3”
SATURDAY, NOVEMBER 10, ON FOX
 


When Officer Evan Rosenthal of the Las Vegas, NV, Police Department joins fellow officers in a high-speed pursuit, drastic measures are taken to stop a motorist suspected of driving under the influence. Also featured is Officer Gary Smallwood of the Covington, KY, Police Department. After he pulls over a vehicle on a routine violation, the driver becomes paranoid when the officer smells something suspicious on COPS: HIGH CRIMES SPECIAL EDITION #3 airing Saturday, Nov. 10 (8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (CP-1925) (TV-PG)




--“AMERICA’S MOST WANTED: AMERICA FIGHTS BACK”—“Trouble in Paradise Special Edition”—(9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC

 

“AMERICA’S MOST WANTED: AMERICA FIGHTS BACK”
GOES TO HAWAII FOR THE
"TROUBLE IN PARADISE SPECIAL EDITION”
SATURDAY, NOVEMBER10, ON FOX
 


From Hawaii, AMW investigates a serial killer and the case of a man who steals identities and also could be a serial killer in the “Trouble in Paradise Special Edition” of AMERICA’S MOST WANTED: AMERICA FIGHTS BACK airing Saturday, Nov. 10 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (MW-2107) (TV-PG V)

Host: John Walsh




--“MADtv”—(11:00 PM-Midnight ET/PT) CC

 

JOEY FATONE GUEST-STARS
ON AN ALL-NEW “MADtv”
SATURDAY, NOVEMBER 10, ON FOX
 


FOX’s late-night laughs get “in sync” when singer/actor Joey Fatone hosts an all-new episode of MADtv airing Saturday Nov. 10 (11:00 PM-Midnight ET/PT) on FOX.  (MD-1306) (TV-14 D, L, S)

Cast: Crista Flanagan, Keegan-Michael Key, Bobby Lee, Michael McDonald, Arden Myrin, Nicole Parker, Jordan Peele, Anjelah Johnson, Johnny Sanchez III, Dan Oster and Daheli Hall.

Guest Cast: Joey Fatone




--“TALKSHOW WITH SPIKE FERESTEN”—(Midnight-12:30 AM ET/PT) CC

 

FUNNYMAN BRAD GARRETT BRINGS LATE-NIGHT LAUGHS
TO “TALKSHOW WITH SPIKE FERESTEN”
SATURDAY, NOVEMBER 10, ON FOX
 


Actor Brad Garrett, star of FOX’s ‘TIL DEATH, makes a special guest appearance while Spike features more of his trademark original sketches, including another edition of “Comedy for Stoners” on an all-new TALKSHOW WITH SPIKE FERESTEN Saturday, Nov. 10 (Midnight-12:30 AM ET/PT) on FOX.  (SPK-213) (TV-14 D, L, S)

Host: Spike Feresten





 

SUNDAY, NOVEMBER 11
 



--“KING OF THE HILL”—(7:00-7:30 PM PT) CC

 

BOBBY FIGHTS FOR EVERYONE’S RIGHTS…TO IMPRESS A GIRL
ON “KING OF THE HILL”
SUNDAY, NOVEMBER 11, ON FOX
 


When Bobby protests against soda machines in the school, his determination attracts the attention of his socially conscious classmate Olivia. He continues his fight in hopes of getting a date with her. The “protest” leads to the machines being removed from campu,s which sends the teachers into a panic because they are using the funds to pay for their “retreat.” The teachers devise a new plan to raise money by placing electronic news tickers with advertising for energy bars around the school, which further outrages Olivia, who encourages Bobby to have them removed. In response, Bobby arranges a school walkout but struggles to maintain the crowd, and he looks to Hank for help in the “Bobby Rae” episode of KING OF THE HILL airing Sunday, Nov. 11 (7:00-7:30 PM PT) on FOX.  (KH-1112) (TV-PG D)

Voice Cast: Mike Judge as Hank Hill & Boomhauer; Kathy Najimy as Peggy Hill; Pamela S. Adlon as Bobby Hill; Brittany Murphy as Luanne; Johnny Hardwick as Dale; Stephen Root as Bill.

Guest Voice Cast: Lauren Tom as Connie and Ms. Wallace, Breckin Meyer as Mr. Haggerty and Joseph, Paul Butcher as Kenny, David Herman as Mr. Webber, Mo Collins as Ms. Clark, Dennis Burkley as Principal Moss and Rini Bell as Olivia.

 Due to the preceding NFL doubleheader, KING OF THE HILL at 7:00 and 7:30 PM will air on the West Coast only.]


--“KING OF THE HILL”—(7:30-8:00 PM PT) CC

 

BOBBY BECOMES A CHEERLEADER
ON “KING OF THE HILL”
SUNDAY, NOVEMBER 11, ON FOX

Lisa Edelstein (HOUSE) makes a Guest Voice Appearance
 


Bobby is not a happy camper when he is asked to dress up as a cheerleader and shake his pom-poms to support the girls as they play football in the school’s annual Powder Puff game. Hank encourages him to get into the spirit of things, having once been a Powder Puff boy along with Bill, Dale and Principal Moss. Bobby changes his attitude and is soon the leader of the squad. Meanwhile, Peggy volunteers with the PTA and meets Alexis, an ex-attorney who has left her job to become a more involved mother. Alexis (guest voice Lisa Edelstein) rallies to stop the boys’ antics, with Peggy’s reluctant support, and Principal Moss shuts them down. Hank goes before the PTA to reverse the decision, with Peggy changing her stance. However, Bobby and the boys still find a way to carry on the tradition in the “The Powder Puff Boys” episode of KING OF THE HILL airing Sunday, Nov. 11 (7:30-8:00 PM PT) on FOX.  (KH-1116) (TV-PG D, L)

Voice Cast: Mike Judge as Hank Hill & Boomhauer; Kathy Najimy as Peggy Hill; Pamela S. Adlon as Bobby Hill; Brittany Murphy as Luanne; Johnny Hardwick as Dale; Stephen Root as Bill.

Guest Voice Cast: Lisa Edelstein as Alexis.

 Due to the preceding NFL doubleheader, KING OF THE HILL at 7:00 and 7:30 PM will air on the West Coast only.]


--“THE SIMPSONS”—(8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) CC

 

WHEN HIS PARENTS ARE LOST AT SEA AND PRESUMED DEAD,
MILHOUSE MANS UP AND BECOMES COOLER THAN BART
ON “THE SIMPSONS”
SUNDAY, NOVEMBER 11, ON FOX
 


When Milhouse’s parents are lost at sea and presumed dead, Milhouse decides it’s time to begin acting like a real man, and his new attitude makes him more attractive and popular than ever. Bart can’t stand that Milhouse has become cooler than him, and he devises a plan to win back his cooler-than-Milhouse status. Meanwhile, Homer finds himself in hot water when he can’t remember the color of Marge’s eyes, and Marge vows not to let Homer see her eyes again until he remembers their color in the “Little Orphan Millie” episode of THE SIMPSONS Sunday, Nov. 11 (8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (SI-1822) (TV-PG D, V)

Voice Cast: Voice Cast: Dan Castellaneta as Homer Simpson; Julie Kavner as Marge Simpson; Nancy Cartwright as Bart Simpson; Yeardley Smith as Lisa Simpson; Hank Azaria as Moe; Harry Shearer as Skinner; Pamela Hayden as Milhouse; Maggie Roswell as Luann Van Houten; Tress MacNeille as Worker; Russi Taylor as Martin

 SI-1822 replaces the previously announced SIMPSONS episode for this night, SI-1817, which has been rescheduled to Nov. 18.]


--“KING OF THE HILL”—(8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC

 

COTTON GOES SIX FEET UNDER
ON “KING OF THE HILL”
SUNDAY, NOVEMBER 11, ON FOX
 


Hank, Peggy, Luanne and Lucky decide to celebrate the first trimester of Luanne’s pregnancy at an upscale Japanese restaurant. Peggy and Hank plan to attend the celebration until Bobby’s sitter cancels at the last minute. Cotton stops by the house and volunteers to stay with Bobby, but Peggy is hesitant about the whole idea. After an evening of reckless babysitting, Cotton decides to crash the dinner party with Bobby and finds himself in a deathly situation with a chef who resembles an enemy from his WWII days. After Cotton’s many chances at cheating death, it finally catches up with him in the “Death Picks Cotton” episode of KING OF THE HILL airing Sunday, Nov. 11 (8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (KH-1114) (TV-PG D, L)




--“FAMILY GUY”—(9:00-9:30 PM ET/PT) CC

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

STEWIE IS ON THE LAM
ON “FAMILY GUY”
SUNDAY, NOVEMBER 11, ON FOX

Simon Cowell, Randy Jackson and Paula Abdul
Make Guest Voice Appearances
 


While all of Quahog assumes she’s dead, Lois returns from the wilderness and names Stewie as her killer, but he goes on the run while Joe leads a manhunt around Quahog. Then, Stewie tries to take over the world and in the interim auditions for the AMERICAN IDOL judges Simon Cowell, Randy Jackson and Paula Abdul. Meanwhile, Lois realizes that she must stop Stewie in the “Lois Kills Stewie” episode of FAMILY GUY Sunday, Nov. 11 (9:00-9:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (FG-518) (TV-14 D, L, S, V)

Voice Cast: Seth MacFarlane as Peter Griffin, Stewie Griffin, Brian Griffin, and Quagmire; Alex Borstein as Lois Griffin; Seth Green as Chris Griffin; Mila Kunis as Meg Griffin; Mike Henry as Cleveland.

Guest Voice: Simon Cowell as himself, Randy Jackson as himself and Paula Abdul as herself.




--“AMERICAN DAD”—(9:30-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

HAYLEY BECOMES A SECRET AGENT MA’AM
ON “AMERICAN DAD”
SUNDAY, NOVEMBER 11, ON FOX

Patrick Stewart Makes a Guest Voice Appearance
 


When Hayley decides to move to France because of imperialistic oppression, Stan will do anything to stop her including revealing the fact that she was brainwashed as a child by the CIA. Feeling desperate, Stan activates her trigger word and gains control over Hayley against the advice of his boss, Bullock (Stewart). Everything is going fine until Stan remembers that if he doesn’t change Hayley back to normal, there will be deadly consequences for him. Meanwhile, Steve and Roger become private Dick Tracys in the “Haylias” episode of AMERICAN DAD Sunday, Nov. 11 (9:30-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (DAD-304) (TV-14 D, V)

Voice Cast: Seth MacFarlane as Stan Smith and Roger the Alien; Wendy Schaal as Francine Smith; Rachael MacFarlane as Hayley; Scott Grimes as Steve; and Dee Bradley Baker as Klaus.

Guest Voice Cast: Jeff Fischer as Himself, Patrick Stewart as Bullock, Fred Tatasciore as Senator, John Ennis as Tex And Driver, Rolando Molina as Mex, Andre Sogliuzzo as Dill, Ying Liu as Female Announcer, Karen Maruyama as Woman, Fred Tatasciore as Bill Elliot, Martin Mull as Father Donovan, Niecy Nash as Angel.

 

 

 

 

 

SUNDAY, OCTOBER 21
 



: If ALCS Game #7 (SP-0818) is necessary, the baseball game will air live starting at 8:00 PM ET/5:00 PM PT, replacing THE SIMPSONS, FAMILY GUY and AMERICAN DAD, and local programming will air in primetime on the West Coast. ]
 If there is no baseball, KING OF THE HILL at 7:00 and 7:30 PM will air on the West Coast only, due to the preceding NFL doubleheader.]

--“KING OF THE HILL”—(7:00-7:30-9:00 PM PT) CC

 

BOBBY GETS MESMERIZED BY FOOTBALL
ON “KING OF THE HILL”
SUNDAY, OCTOBER 21, ON FOX
 


Hank, Bill, Boomhauer and Dale take Bobby to a Texas vs. Nebraska college football game to measure Bobby’s new love for the sport. When Bobby ventures from the nosebleed section to a VIP suite belonging to retired Nebraska quarterback Jake Middleton, Hank goes to bring Bobby back but gets mesmerized by the complimentary food and drinks. Hank and the boys stir up some trouble when Nebraska’s assistant phones the box for a play from Middleton and Hank pretends to be Jake and calls a play that will be make it or break it for Texas in the “Suite Smells of Excess” episode of KING OF THE HILL airing Sunday, Oct. 21 (7:00-7:30 PM PT) on FOX.  (KH-1113) (TV-PG L, V)

Voice Cast: Mike Judge as Hank Hill & Boomhauer; Kathy Najimy as Peggy Hill; Pamela S. Adlon as Bobby Hill; Brittany Murphy as Luanne; Johnny Hardwick as Dale; Stephen Root as Bill and Toby Huss as Coach Kleehammer.




--“KING OF THE HILL”—(7:30-8:00 PM PT) CC

 

BOBBY FIGHTS FOR EVERYONE’S RIGHTS…TO IMPRESS A GIRL
ON “KING OF THE HILL”
SUNDAY, OCTOBER 21, ON FOX
 


When Bobby protests against soda machines in the school, his determination attracts the attention of his socially conscious classmate Olivia. He continues his fight in hopes of getting a date with her. The “protest” leads to the machines being removed from campu,s which sends the teachers into a panic because they are using the funds to pay for their “retreat”. The teachers devise a new plan to raise money by placing electronic news tickers with advertising for energy bars around the school, which further outrages Olivia, who encourages Bobby to have them removed. In response, Bobby arranges a school walkout but struggles to maintain the crowd, and he looks to Hank for help in the “Bobby Rae” episode of KING OF THE HILL airing Sunday, Oct. 21 (7:30-8:00 PM PT) on FOX.  (KH-1112) (TV-PG D)

Voice Cast: Mike Judge as Hank Hill & Boomhauer; Kathy Najimy as Peggy Hill; Pamela S. Adlon as Bobby Hill; Brittany Murphy as Luanne; Johnny Hardwick as Dale; Stephen Root as Bill.

Guest Voice Cast: Lauren Tom as Connie and Ms. Wallace, Breckin Meyer as Mr. Haggerty and Joseph, Paul Butcher as Kenny, David Herman as Mr. Webber, Mo Collins as Ms. Clark, Dennis Burkley as Principal Moss and Rini Bell as Olivia.




--“THE SIMPSONS”—(8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) CC

 

BART LIVES DOWN A BASEBALL BLOOPER
AND HOMER DISCOVERS THE MAGIC OF A GOOD MATTRESS
ON “THE SIMPSONS”
SUNDAY, OCTOBER 21, ON FOX
 


Bart becomes a hometown hero when he makes the game-winning catch at his Little League game, sending the Springfield Isotots to the Little League championship for the first time ever. However, Springfield turns on him when he drops an easy pop fly in the bottom of the ninth, losing the game for his team. As the citizens of Springfield continue to mock and terrorize Bart, his guilt and shame threaten to send him over the edge. In an effort to cheer him up, Lisa introduces Bart to Bill Buckner. Meanwhile, after falling asleep in a department store display bed, Homer is saved from disaster when a customer mistakes Homer’s crafty excuses for a sales pitch, leading the store owner to hire Homer as a salesperson. When the Lovejoys return a mattress they had purchased in hopes of spicing up their sex life, they find success on Homer’s personal mattress and convince him to trade, a transaction Homer and Marge immediately regret and seek to remedy in “The Boys of Bummer” episode of THE SIMPSONS Sunday, Oct. 21 (8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (SI-1811) (TV-PG D, S)

Voice Cast: Dan Castellaneta as Homer Simpson, Grampa, Umpire, Mayor Quimby, Groundskeeper Willie, Rich Texan, Krusty, Bill, Shelbyville Manager, and Ghost Homer; Julie Kavner as Marge Simpson, Patty, and Ghost Marge; Nancy Cartwright as Bart Simpson, Nelson, Rod Flanders, Kearney, and Old Bart: Yeardley Smith as Lisa Simpson; Tress Macneille as Saleswoman; Harry Shearer as Mr. Burns, Smithers, Ned Flanders, Lenny, Dr. HIbbert, Baseball Announcer, Rev. Lovejoy, Marty, Otto; Pamela Hayden as Milhouse, Jimbo, and Old Milhouse; Hank Azaria as Old Jewish Man, Chief Wiggum, Mr. Costington, Moe, Apu, Joe Laboot, and Homeless Man;




 
--“FAMILY GUY”—(8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

LOIS RUNS FOR OFFICE
ON “FAMILY GUY”
SUNDAY, OCTOBER 21, ON FOX
 


When Lois runs for mayor of Quahog, she isn’t the front-runner until she “dumbs down” her political views. Once in office, she’s corrupted by the power and starts accepting bribes so that she can buy herself expensive trinkets. Meanwhile, Peter’s (Seth MacFarlane) enjoying being the “first lady” and all of the perks that go along with it in the “It Takes a Village Idiot, and I Married One” episode of FAMILY GUY Sunday, Oct. 21 (8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (FG-512) (TV-14 D, L, S)

Voice Cast: Seth MacFarlane as Peter Griffin, Stewie Griffin, Brian Griffin, and Quagmire; Alex Borstein as Lois Griffin; Seth Green as Chris Griffin; Mila Kunis as Meg Griffin; Mike Henry as Cleveland.

 

: The previously announced SIMPSONS episode at 8:30 PM, SI-1812, has been rescheduled to 10/14.]


--“FAMILY GUY”—(9:00-9:30 PM ET/PT) CC

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

THE LONGEST CHICKEN FIGHT IN TV HISTORY
ON “FAMILY GUY”
SUNDAY, OCTOBER 21, ON FOX
 


When Chris gets expelled from school, the family enrolls him in the snooty boarding school Mr. Pewterschmidt attended, but Chris doesn’t exactly fit in. Meanwhile, the chicken returns to pick a fight with Peter, but you’ll never guess how it all ends in the “No Chris Left Behind” episode of FAMILY GUY Sunday, Oct. 21 (9:00-9:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (FG-511) (TV-14 D, S, V)

Voice Cast: Seth MacFarlane as Peter Griffin, Stewie Griffin, Brian Griffin, and Quagmire; Alex Borstein as Lois Griffin; Seth Green as Chris Griffin; Mila Kunis as Meg Griffin; Mike Henry as Cleveland.




 
--“AMERICAN DAD”—(9:30-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

STEVE GETS TOO BIG FOR HIS BRITCHES
ON “AMERICAN DAD”
SUNDAY, OCTOBER 21, ON FOX

Bryan Cranston Makes Guest Voice Appearance
 


After Stan finds out that Steve is failing English, he forces Steve to write his own story, which is inspired by Roger’s desire to be a celebrity. It quickly becomes a best-selling hit and Steve gets a taste of life in the spotlight. But as Stan and Francine milk the benefits of having a famous son, Steve turns around and divorces the family In the “Star Trek” episode of AMERICAN DAD Sunday, Oct. 21 (9:30-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (DAD-115) (TV-14 D, L, V)

Voice Cast: Seth MacFarlane as Stan Smith, Roger the Alien, Deacon and Greg; Wendy Schaal as Francine Smith and Delta Burke; Rachael MacFarlane as Hayley; Scott Grimes as Steve; and Dee Bradley Baker as Klaus.

Guest Voice Cast: Jim Wise as Mr. Durbin; Curtis Armstrong as Snot; Daisuke Suzuki as Toshi; Eddie Kaye Thomas as Barry; Leslie Jordan as Mr. Beauregard; Bryan Cranston as Publisher; Jilly Talley as Boob Woman and Old Woman; Matt McKenna as Kevin and Cap’n Monty; and Eddie Kaye Thomas as Spike. 



: AMERICAN DAD at 9:30 PM replaces the previously announced FAMILY GUY episode, FG-512, now airing at 8:30 PM this night.]

 

MONDAY, OCTOBER 22
 



--“PRISON BREAK”—(8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

MICHAEL TARGETS THE TOWER GUARDS;
LINCOLN PLANS AN OCEAN GETAWAY;
T-BAG MAKES AN UNHOLY ALLIANCE;
A NEW INMATE RECOGNIZES WHISTLER
ON “PRISON BREAK” MONDAY, OCTOBER 22, ON FOX
 


A new inmate enters Sona, unnerving Whistler and raising Michael’s suspicions; Lincoln plans an ocean getaway with Sofia as Susan moves up the escape timetable; T-Bag tempts his fate with his latest attraction; and Sucre attempts to get the goods into Sona in the “Interference” episode of PRISON BREAK airing Monday, Oct. 22 (8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (PB-305) (TV-14 D, L, V)

Cast: Dominic Purcell as Lincoln Burrows; Wentworth Miller as Michael Scofield; Amaury Nolasco as Fernando Sucre; Robert Knepper as Theodore “T-Bag” Bagwell; Wade Williams as Brad Bellick; Robert Wisdom as Lechero; Chris Vance as James Whistler; Danay Garcia as Sofia Lugo; and Jodi Lyn O’Keefe as Susan B. Anthony; with William Fichtner as Alexander Mahone

Guest Cast: Laurence Mason as Sammy; Carlo Alban as McGrady; Curtis Wayne as Cheo; Carlos Compeon as Colonel Escamilla; Crystal Mantecon as Sister Mary Francis; F.J. Rio as Augusto; Dominic Keating as Tyge



The previously announced PRISON BREAK episode, PB-306, will be rescheduled.]


--“K-VILLE”—(9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

 

COLLEGE FOOTBALL STAR INVOLVED IN A DANGEROUS GAME
ON “K-VILLE”
MONDAY, OCTOBER 22, ON FOX
 


On the eve of the college football National Championship, Boulet and Cobb are assigned to a special protection detail – guarding native son and star running back Vin Baer. While this promising prospect should be gearing up for a monumental game at the Superdome, troubling events could bench him. Boulet and Cobb on the case, but Vin is harboring a secret that involves very dangerous men in the “Game Night” episode of K-VILLE Monday, Oct. 22 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (KV-106) (TV-14 L, V)

Cast: Anthony Anderson as Marlin Boulet, Cole Hauser as Trevor Cobb, Tawny Cypress as Ginger “Love Tap” LeBeau, Blake Shields as Jeff “Glue Boy” Gooden and John Carroll Lynch as Captain James Embry.

Guest Cast: Mehcad Brooks as Vin Baer, Amy Price-Francis as Heidi Lawrence, Cory Hardrict as Terrence Jackson, Anil Kumar as Yasif, Louis Herthum as Michael Shanley, Stormy Shuff as Blonde, Anthony Michael Frederick as Hotel Security Guard #1, Zachary Bryan as Ricky, Veronica Mosgrove as Newscaster.



The previously announced K-VILLE episode, KV-107, will be rescheduled.]




 

TUESDAY, OCTOBER 23
 



--“BONES”—(8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

 

THE TEAM DIGS AROUND TO GET TO THE ROOT OF
A FARMER’S MURDER ON “BONES”
TUESDAY, OCTOBER 23, ON FOX
 


Booth and Brennan go in to investigate when teenagers find a severely decomposed body on the grounds of the V.A. hospital. The man is identified as Franklin Curtis, founder of an organic supermarket chain. The team is puzzled when the body’s high temperature reveals that it had been cooked or incinerated.  As they attempt to pin down an initial cause of death at the lab, Brennan and Booth question potential suspects around Curtis’ farm. They suspect foul play by a rival farmer from whom Curtis was trying to buy land to turn it organic. In their investigation, Booth and Brennan also discover that Curtis was a well known philanderer.  When the flesh of another body is identified with Curtis’, the team must investigate a possible double homicide.  Meanwhile, Booth and Brennan are assigned to a new – and very young – psychiatrist, Dr. Lance Sweets. He warns them that the FBI may separate the two unless they undergo further psychiatric counseling, and they reluctantly cooperate in the “The Secret in the Soil” episode of BONES airing Tuesday, Oct. 23 (8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (BON-304) (TV-TBA)

Cast: Emily Deschanel as Dr. Temperance Brennan; David Boreanaz as FBI Special Agent Seeley Booth; TJ Thyne as Dr. Jack Hodgins; Michaela Conlin as Angela Montenegro; Eric Millegan as Zack Addy; Tamara Taylor as Dr. Camille “Cam” Saroyan.

Guest Cast: John Francis Daley as Dr. Lance Sweets; Robert Blesse as Charlie Rogan; Erin Chambers as Kat Curtis; Denise Crosby as Margie Curtis; Gill Gayle as Gavin Lee; Scoot McNairy as Noel Liftin; Beth Grant as Lizbeth Harding; Christopher Darga as Andrew Harding; Cameron Watson as Lyndon Page; Derwin Jordan as Tim Peck; Darren O’Hare as Clay Ansley; Burnadean Jones as FBI Forensic Tech





--“HOUSE”—(9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

 

THE REMAINING SEVEN CANDIDATES TREAT A PATIENT
WHO BELIEVES SHE CAN TALK TO THE DEAD
ON “HOUSE”
TUESDAY, OCTOBER 23, ON FOX

 


When a 20-year-old funeral home cosmetician, Irene, has a massive seizure, she hallucinates that the cadavers in the funeral home have come to life, House and the remaining seven fellowship candidates must figure out why. As the team runs tests, they realize Irene is carrying on conversations with her long-deceased mother, who she believes is sitting in the room with her.  Thinking something in the funeral home may have made Irene sick, House sends the candidates on some less-than-desirable investigative missions, one of which involves a visit to a graveyard. As Irene’s symptoms become more life-threatening and her ghostly visions more vivid, House surmises that connecting with Irene’s dead mother might be the best route to diagnosing her illness. Meanwhile, Foreman finds his “House-like” reputation has preceded him as he interviews for a new job, and House must narrow down the candidates from seven to six in the “Guardian Angels” episode of HOUSE airing Tuesday, Oct. 23 (9:00–10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (HOU-404) (TV-TBA)

Cast: Hugh Laurie as Dr. Gregory House; Lisa Edelstein as Dr. Lisa Cuddy; Omar Epps as Dr. Eric Foreman; Robert Sean Leonard as Dr. James Wilson; Jennifer Morrison as Dr. Allison Cameron; Jesse Spencer as Dr. Robert Chase.

Guest Cast: Azura Skye as Irene; Anne Dudek as Amber; Olivia Wilde as Thirteen; Peter Jacobson as Taub; Kal Penn as Kutner; Carmen Argenziano as Henry; Edi Gathegi as Cole; Andy Comeau as Brennan; Caroline Laferfelt as Connie; Scott Alan Smith as Dr. Brady; Tom Wright as Dr. Pilcher; Kenneth White as Old Man; Jerry Hauck as Martin; Vince Deadrick Jr. as Mr. Franklin; Jose Vasquez as Gang Banger; Bobbin Bergstrom





 

WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER 24
 



**FOX SPORTS SPECIAL**—MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL WORLD SERIES GAME #1—(8:00 PM-CC ET/5:00 PM-CC PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

 

WORLD SERIES ACTION BEGINS
WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER 24, ON FOX
 


FOX Sports presents exclusive coverage of the 2007 World Series, live and in HD from the home stadium of the American League Champions. Play-by-play announcer Joe Buck and analyst Tim McCarver call the action. Exact teams and site TBD for Game 1 of the World Series airing Wednesday, Oct. 24 (8:00 PM-CC ET/5:00 PM-CC PT) on FOX. (SP-0812) (TV-N/A)




: BACK TO YOU, ‘TIL DEATH and KITCHEN NIGHTMARES are preempted this night.]
: Local programming airs in primetime on the West Coast.]

 
 

THURSDAY, OCTOBER 25
 



**FOX SPORTS SPECIAL**—MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL—WORLD SERIES GAME #2—(8:00 PM-CC ET/5:00 PM-CC PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

 

WORLD SERIES ACTION CONTINUES
WITH GAME 2 PRESENTED BY FOX SPORTS
THURSDAY, OCTOBER 25, ON FOX
 


FOX Sports presents exclusive coverage of the 2007 World Series, live and in HD from the home of the American League Champions. Play-by-play announcer Joe Buck and analyst Tim McCarver call the action. Exact teams and site TBD for Game 2 of the World Series airing Thursday, Oct. 25 (8:00 PM-CC ET/5:00 PM-CC PT) on FOX.  (SP-0813) (TV-N/A)




: ARE YOU SMARTER THAN A 5th GRADER? and DON’T FORGET THE LYRICS! are preempted this night.]
: Local programming airs in primetime on the West Coast.]



 

FRIDAY, OCTOBER 26
 



**2-HOUR EPISODE**—“THE NEXT GREAT AMERICAN BAND”—(8:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC

 

THE BATTLE BEGINS AS THE TOP 12 BANDS TAKE THE STAGE
ON “THE NEXT GREAT AMERICAN BAND”
FRIDAY, OCTOBER 26, ON FOX

Special 2-Hour Episode
 


Judges John Rzeznik, Sheila E. and Ian “Dicko” Dickson have narrowed down the hopefuls to 12 semifinalist bands who now take the stage to rock out in front of a studio audience for the first time.  From hair bands to hip-hop and classic rockers to country crooners, see if the bands can strike the right chords both on and off of the stage as they vie for America’s votes.  Host Dominic Bowden will reveal America’s top 10 favorite bands the following week, bringing them another step closer to securing a contract with 19 Recordings and the title of “Next Great American Band.”  The battle begins as the top 12 take the stage in the special two-hour “Top 12 Perform” episode of THE NEXT GREAT AMERICAN BAND airing Friday, Oct. 26 (8:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (IDB-103/104) (TV-TBA)

Judges: Johnny Rzeznik, Sheila E. and Ian “Dicko” Dickson

Host: Dominic Bowden




: NASHVILLE is preempted this night.]



 

SATURDAY, OCTOBER 27
 



**FOX SPORTS SPECIAL**—MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL—WORLD SERIES GAME #3—(8:00 PM-CC ET/5:00 PM-CC PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

 

WORLD SERIES ACTION CONTINUES
WITH GAME 3 PRESENTED BY FOX SPORTS
SATURDAY, OCTOBER 27, ON FOX
 


FOX Sports presents exclusive coverage of the 2007 World Series, live and in HD, from the home of the National League Champions. Play-by-play announcer Joe Buck and analyst Tim McCarver call the action. Exact teams and site TBD. World Series Game 3 airs Saturday, Oct. 27 (8:00 PM-CC ET/5:00 PM-CC PT) on FOX.  (SP-0814) (TV-N/A)



--“MADtv”—(11:00 PM-Midnight ET/PT) CC

 

ARDEN MAKES A PASS FOR THE L.A. KINGS
ON “MADtv”
SATURDAY, OCTOBER 27, ON FOX
 


Arden Myrin heads to the L.A. KINGS training center to get a few pointers from Sean Avery and the rest of the team, but after she hits the ice, all she really wants to do is play tonsil hockey with these hunky players. Meanwhile, Stuart heads to the candy store on MADtv airing Saturday, Oct. 27 (11:00 PM-Midnight ET/PT) on FOX.  (MD-1210) (TV-14 D, L)

Cast: Ike Barinholtz, Frank Caeti, Crista Flanagan, Keegan-Michael Key, Bobby Lee, Michael McDonald, Arden Myrin, Nicole Parker, Jordan Peele and Nicole Randall Johnson.
   

 
--“TALKSHOW WITH SPIKE FERESTEN”—(Midnight-12:30 AM ET/PT) CC

GET READY TO BE SPIKED
BY “TALKSHOW WITH SPIKE FERESTEN”
SATURDAY, OCTOBER 27, ON FOX

Stay up late for more irreverent comedy sketches and outstanding guests on TALKSHOW WITH SPIKE FERESTEN airing Saturday, Oct. 27 (Midnight-12:30 AM ET/PT) on FOX.  (SPK-203) (TV-14 D, L)

Host: Spike Feresten

Guest Cast: Eddie Kaye Thomas




: COPS and AMERICA’S MOST WANTED: AMERICA FIGHTS BACK are preempted this night.]
: Local programming airs in primetime on the West Coast.]
: SPK-203 replaces the previously announced SPK-122.]



 

SUNDAY, OCTOBER 28
 



**FOX SPORTS SPECIAL**—MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL—WORLD SERIES GAME #4—(8:00 PM-CC ET/5:00 PM-CC PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

 

FOX SPORTS PRESENTS WORLD SERIES GAME 4
SUNDAY, OCTOBER 28, ON FOX
 


FOX Sports presents exclusive coverage of the 2007 World Series, live and in HD from the home of the National League Champions. Play-by-play announcer Joe Buck and analyst Tim McCarver call the action. Exact teams and site TBD. World Series Game 4 airs Sunday, Oct. 28 (8:00 PM-CC ET/5:00 PM-CC PT) on FOX.  (SP-0815) (TV-N/A)



: Due to the NFL doubleheader leading into the World Series game, no entertainment programming will air prior to the baseball game, in any time zone.]
: THE SIMPSONS, KING OF THE HILL, FAMILY GUY and AMERICAN DAD are preempted this night.]
: Local programming airs in primetime on the West Coast.]




 

- FOX -
 

 

 

 

SUNDAY, OCTOBER 21
 



: If ALCS Game #7 (SP-0818) is necessary, the baseball game will air live starting at 8:00 PM ET/5:00 PM PT, replacing THE SIMPSONS, FAMILY GUY and AMERICAN DAD, and local programming will air in primetime on the West Coast. ]
: If there is no baseball, KING OF THE HILL at 7:00 and 7:30 PM will air on the West Coast only, due to the preceding NFL doubleheader.]

--“KING OF THE HILL”—(7:00-7:30-9:00 PM PT) CC

 

BOBBY GETS MESMERIZED BY FOOTBALL
ON “KING OF THE HILL”
SUNDAY, OCTOBER 21, ON FOX
 


Hank, Bill, Boomhauer and Dale take Bobby to a Texas vs. Nebraska college football game to measure Bobby’s new love for the sport. When Bobby ventures from the nosebleed section to a VIP suite belonging to retired Nebraska quarterback Jake Middleton, Hank goes to bring Bobby back but gets mesmerized by the complimentary food and drinks. Hank and the boys stir up some trouble when Nebraska’s assistant phones the box for a play from Middleton and Hank pretends to be Jake and calls a play that will be make it or break it for Texas in the “Suite Smells of Excess” episode of KING OF THE HILL airing Sunday, Oct. 21 (7:00-7:30 PM PT) on FOX.  (KH-1113) (TV-PG L, V)

Voice Cast: Mike Judge as Hank Hill & Boomhauer; Kathy Najimy as Peggy Hill; Pamela S. Adlon as Bobby Hill; Brittany Murphy as Luanne; Johnny Hardwick as Dale; Stephen Root as Bill and Toby Huss as Coach Kleehammer.




--“KING OF THE HILL”—(7:30-8:00 PM PT) CC

 

BOBBY FIGHTS FOR EVERYONE’S RIGHTS…TO IMPRESS A GIRL
ON “KING OF THE HILL”
SUNDAY, OCTOBER 21, ON FOX
 


When Bobby protests against soda machines in the school, his determination attracts the attention of his socially conscious classmate Olivia. He continues his fight in hopes of getting a date with her. The “protest” leads to the machines being removed from campu,s which sends the teachers into a panic because they are using the funds to pay for their “retreat”. The teachers devise a new plan to raise money by placing electronic news tickers with advertising for energy bars around the school, which further outrages Olivia, who encourages Bobby to have them removed. In response, Bobby arranges a school walkout but struggles to maintain the crowd, and he looks to Hank for help in the “Bobby Rae” episode of KING OF THE HILL airing Sunday, Oct. 21 (7:30-8:00 PM PT) on FOX.  (KH-1112) (TV-PG D)

Voice Cast: Mike Judge as Hank Hill & Boomhauer; Kathy Najimy as Peggy Hill; Pamela S. Adlon as Bobby Hill; Brittany Murphy as Luanne; Johnny Hardwick as Dale; Stephen Root as Bill.

Guest Voice Cast: Lauren Tom as Connie and Ms. Wallace, Breckin Meyer as Mr. Haggerty and Joseph, Paul Butcher as Kenny, David Herman as Mr. Webber, Mo Collins as Ms. Clark, Dennis Burkley as Principal Moss and Rini Bell as Olivia.




--“THE SIMPSONS”—(8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) CC

 

BART LIVES DOWN A BASEBALL BLOOPER
AND HOMER DISCOVERS THE MAGIC OF A GOOD MATTRESS
ON “THE SIMPSONS”
SUNDAY, OCTOBER 21, ON FOX
 


Bart becomes a hometown hero when he makes the game-winning catch at his Little League game, sending the Springfield Isotots to the Little League championship for the first time ever. However, Springfield turns on him when he drops an easy pop fly in the bottom of the ninth, losing the game for his team. As the citizens of Springfield continue to mock and terrorize Bart, his guilt and shame threaten to send him over the edge. In an effort to cheer him up, Lisa introduces Bart to Bill Buckner. Meanwhile, after falling asleep in a department store display bed, Homer is saved from disaster when a customer mistakes Homer’s crafty excuses for a sales pitch, leading the store owner to hire Homer as a salesperson. When the Lovejoys return a mattress they had purchased in hopes of spicing up their sex life, they find success on Homer’s personal mattress and convince him to trade, a transaction Homer and Marge immediately regret and seek to remedy in “The Boys of Bummer” episode of THE SIMPSONS Sunday, Oct. 21 (8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (SI-1811) (TV-PG D, S)

Voice Cast: Dan Castellaneta as Homer Simpson, Grampa, Umpire, Mayor Quimby, Groundskeeper Willie, Rich Texan, Krusty, Bill, Shelbyville Manager, and Ghost Homer; Julie Kavner as Marge Simpson, Patty, and Ghost Marge; Nancy Cartwright as Bart Simpson, Nelson, Rod Flanders, Kearney, and Old Bart: Yeardley Smith as Lisa Simpson; Tress Macneille as Saleswoman; Harry Shearer as Mr. Burns, Smithers, Ned Flanders, Lenny, Dr. HIbbert, Baseball Announcer, Rev. Lovejoy, Marty, Otto; Pamela Hayden as Milhouse, Jimbo, and Old Milhouse; Hank Azaria as Old Jewish Man, Chief Wiggum, Mr. Costington, Moe, Apu, Joe Laboot, and Homeless Man;




 
--“FAMILY GUY”—(8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

LOIS RUNS FOR OFFICE
ON “FAMILY GUY”
SUNDAY, OCTOBER 21, ON FOX
 


When Lois runs for mayor of Quahog, she isn’t the front-runner until she “dumbs down” her political views. Once in office, she’s corrupted by the power and starts accepting bribes so that she can buy herself expensive trinkets. Meanwhile, Peter’s (Seth MacFarlane) enjoying being the “first lady” and all of the perks that go along with it in the “It Takes a Village Idiot, and I Married One” episode of FAMILY GUY Sunday, Oct. 21 (8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (FG-512) (TV-14 D, L, S)

Voice Cast: Seth MacFarlane as Peter Griffin, Stewie Griffin, Brian Griffin, and Quagmire; Alex Borstein as Lois Griffin; Seth Green as Chris Griffin; Mila Kunis as Meg Griffin; Mike Henry as Cleveland.

The previously announced SIMPSONS episode at 8:30 PM, SI-1812, has been rescheduled to 10/14.]


--“FAMILY GUY”—(9:00-9:30 PM ET/PT) CC

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

THE LONGEST CHICKEN FIGHT IN TV HISTORY
ON “FAMILY GUY”
SUNDAY, OCTOBER 21, ON FOX
 


When Chris gets expelled from school, the family enrolls him in the snooty boarding school Mr. Pewterschmidt attended, but Chris doesn’t exactly fit in. Meanwhile, the chicken returns to pick a fight with Peter, but you’ll never guess how it all ends in the “No Chris Left Behind” episode of FAMILY GUY Sunday, Oct. 21 (9:00-9:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (FG-511) (TV-14 D, S, V)

Voice Cast: Seth MacFarlane as Peter Griffin, Stewie Griffin, Brian Griffin, and Quagmire; Alex Borstein as Lois Griffin; Seth Green as Chris Griffin; Mila Kunis as Meg Griffin; Mike Henry as Cleveland.




 
--“AMERICAN DAD”—(9:30-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

STEVE GETS TOO BIG FOR HIS BRITCHES
ON “AMERICAN DAD”
SUNDAY, OCTOBER 21, ON FOX

Bryan Cranston Makes Guest Voice Appearance
 


After Stan finds out that Steve is failing English, he forces Steve to write his own story, which is inspired by Roger’s desire to be a celebrity. It quickly becomes a best-selling hit and Steve gets a taste of life in the spotlight. But as Stan and Francine milk the benefits of having a famous son, Steve turns around and divorces the family In the “Star Trek” episode of AMERICAN DAD Sunday, Oct. 21 (9:30-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (DAD-115) (TV-14 D, L, V)

Voice Cast: Seth MacFarlane as Stan Smith, Roger the Alien, Deacon and Greg; Wendy Schaal as Francine Smith and Delta Burke; Rachael MacFarlane as Hayley; Scott Grimes as Steve; and Dee Bradley Baker as Klaus.

Guest Voice Cast: Jim Wise as Mr. Durbin; Curtis Armstrong as Snot; Daisuke Suzuki as Toshi; Eddie Kaye Thomas as Barry; Leslie Jordan as Mr. Beauregard; Bryan Cranston as Publisher; Jilly Talley as Boob Woman and Old Woman; Matt McKenna as Kevin and Cap’n Monty; and Eddie Kaye Thomas as Spike. 

: AMERICAN DAD at 9:30 PM replaces the previously announced FAMILY GUY episode, FG-512, now airing at 8:30 PM this night.]

 

MONDAY, OCTOBER 22
 



--“PRISON BREAK”—(8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

MICHAEL TARGETS THE TOWER GUARDS;
LINCOLN PLANS AN OCEAN GETAWAY;
T-BAG MAKES AN UNHOLY ALLIANCE;
A NEW INMATE RECOGNIZES WHISTLER
ON “PRISON BREAK” MONDAY, OCTOBER 22, ON FOX
 


A new inmate enters Sona, unnerving Whistler and raising Michael’s suspicions; Lincoln plans an ocean getaway with Sofia as Susan moves up the escape timetable; T-Bag tempts his fate with his latest attraction; and Sucre attempts to get the goods into Sona in the “Interference” episode of PRISON BREAK airing Monday, Oct. 22 (8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (PB-305) (TV-14 D, L, V)

Cast: Dominic Purcell as Lincoln Burrows; Wentworth Miller as Michael Scofield; Amaury Nolasco as Fernando Sucre; Robert Knepper as Theodore “T-Bag” Bagwell; Wade Williams as Brad Bellick; Robert Wisdom as Lechero; Chris Vance as James Whistler; Danay Garcia as Sofia Lugo; and Jodi Lyn O’Keefe as Susan B. Anthony; with William Fichtner as Alexander Mahone

Guest Cast: Laurence Mason as Sammy; Carlo Alban as McGrady; Curtis Wayne as Cheo; Carlos Compeon as Colonel Escamilla; Crystal Mantecon as Sister Mary Francis; F.J. Rio as Augusto; Dominic Keating as Tyge

The previously announced PRISON BREAK episode, PB-306, will be rescheduled.]


--“K-VILLE”—(9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

 

COLLEGE FOOTBALL STAR INVOLVED IN A DANGEROUS GAME
ON “K-VILLE”
MONDAY, OCTOBER 22, ON FOX
 


On the eve of the college football National Championship, Boulet and Cobb are assigned to a special protection detail – guarding native son and star running back Vin Baer. While this promising prospect should be gearing up for a monumental game at the Superdome, troubling events could bench him. Boulet and Cobb on the case, but Vin is harboring a secret that involves very dangerous men in the “Game Night” episode of K-VILLE Monday, Oct. 22 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (KV-106) (TV-14 L, V)

Cast: Anthony Anderson as Marlin Boulet, Cole Hauser as Trevor Cobb, Tawny Cypress as Ginger “Love Tap” LeBeau, Blake Shields as Jeff “Glue Boy” Gooden and John Carroll Lynch as Captain James Embry.

Guest Cast: Mehcad Brooks as Vin Baer, Amy Price-Francis as Heidi Lawrence, Cory Hardrict as Terrence Jackson, Anil Kumar as Yasif, Louis Herthum as Michael Shanley, Stormy Shuff as Blonde, Anthony Michael Frederick as Hotel Security Guard #1, Zachary Bryan as Ricky, Veronica Mosgrove as Newscaster.



The previously announced K-VILLE episode, KV-107, will be rescheduled.]




 

TUESDAY, OCTOBER 23
 



--“BONES”—(8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

 

THE TEAM DIGS AROUND TO GET TO THE ROOT OF
A FARMER’S MURDER ON “BONES”
TUESDAY, OCTOBER 23, ON FOX
 


Booth and Brennan go in to investigate when teenagers find a severely decomposed body on the grounds of the V.A. hospital. The man is identified as Franklin Curtis, founder of an organic supermarket chain. The team is puzzled when the body’s high temperature reveals that it had been cooked or incinerated.  As they attempt to pin down an initial cause of death at the lab, Brennan and Booth question potential suspects around Curtis’ farm. They suspect foul play by a rival farmer from whom Curtis was trying to buy land to turn it organic. In their investigation, Booth and Brennan also discover that Curtis was a well known philanderer.  When the flesh of another body is identified with Curtis’, the team must investigate a possible double homicide.  Meanwhile, Booth and Brennan are assigned to a new – and very young – psychiatrist, Dr. Lance Sweets. He warns them that the FBI may separate the two unless they undergo further psychiatric counseling, and they reluctantly cooperate in the “The Secret in the Soil” episode of BONES airing Tuesday, Oct. 23 (8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (BON-304) (TV-TBA)

Cast: Emily Deschanel as Dr. Temperance Brennan; David Boreanaz as FBI Special Agent Seeley Booth; TJ Thyne as Dr. Jack Hodgins; Michaela Conlin as Angela Montenegro; Eric Millegan as Zack Addy; Tamara Taylor as Dr. Camille “Cam” Saroyan.

Guest Cast: John Francis Daley as Dr. Lance Sweets; Robert Blesse as Charlie Rogan; Erin Chambers as Kat Curtis; Denise Crosby as Margie Curtis; Gill Gayle as Gavin Lee; Scoot McNairy as Noel Liftin; Beth Grant as Lizbeth Harding; Christopher Darga as Andrew Harding; Cameron Watson as Lyndon Page; Derwin Jordan as Tim Peck; Darren O’Hare as Clay Ansley; Burnadean Jones as FBI Forensic Tech




--“HOUSE”—(9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

 

THE REMAINING SEVEN CANDIDATES TREAT A PATIENT
WHO BELIEVES SHE CAN TALK TO THE DEAD
ON “HOUSE”
TUESDAY, OCTOBER 23, ON FOX

 


When a 20-year-old funeral home cosmetician, Irene, has a massive seizure, she hallucinates that the cadavers in the funeral home have come to life, House and the remaining seven fellowship candidates must figure out why. As the team runs tests, they realize Irene is carrying on conversations with her long-deceased mother, who she believes is sitting in the room with her.  Thinking something in the funeral home may have made Irene sick, House sends the candidates on some less-than-desirable investigative missions, one of which involves a visit to a graveyard. As Irene’s symptoms become more life-threatening and her ghostly visions more vivid, House surmises that connecting with Irene’s dead mother might be the best route to diagnosing her illness. Meanwhile, Foreman finds his “House-like” reputation has preceded him as he interviews for a new job, and House must narrow down the candidates from seven to six in the “Guardian Angels” episode of HOUSE airing Tuesday, Oct. 23 (9:00–10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (HOU-404) (TV-TBA)

Cast: Hugh Laurie as Dr. Gregory House; Lisa Edelstein as Dr. Lisa Cuddy; Omar Epps as Dr. Eric Foreman; Robert Sean Leonard as Dr. James Wilson; Jennifer Morrison as Dr. Allison Cameron; Jesse Spencer as Dr. Robert Chase.

Guest Cast: Azura Skye as Irene; Anne Dudek as Amber; Olivia Wilde as Thirteen; Peter Jacobson as Taub; Kal Penn as Kutner; Carmen Argenziano as Henry; Edi Gathegi as Cole; Andy Comeau as Brennan; Caroline Laferfelt as Connie; Scott Alan Smith as Dr. Brady; Tom Wright as Dr. Pilcher; Kenneth White as Old Man; Jerry Hauck as Martin; Vince Deadrick Jr. as Mr. Franklin; Jose Vasquez as Gang Banger; Bobbin Bergstrom





 

WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER 24
 



**FOX SPORTS SPECIAL**—MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL WORLD SERIES GAME #1—(8:00 PM-CC ET/5:00 PM-CC PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

 

WORLD SERIES ACTION BEGINS
WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER 24, ON FOX
 


FOX Sports presents exclusive coverage of the 2007 World Series, live and in HD from the home stadium of the American League Champions. Play-by-play announcer Joe Buck and analyst Tim McCarver call the action. Exact teams and site TBD for Game 1 of the World Series airing Wednesday, Oct. 24 (8:00 PM-CC ET/5:00 PM-CC PT) on FOX. (SP-0812) (TV-N/A)




1: BACK TO YOU, ‘TIL DEATH and KITCHEN NIGHTMARES are preempted this night.]
2: Local programming airs in primetime on the West Coast.]

 
 

THURSDAY, OCTOBER 25
 



**FOX SPORTS SPECIAL**—MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL—WORLD SERIES GAME #2—(8:00 PM-CC ET/5:00 PM-CC PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

 

WORLD SERIES ACTION CONTINUES
WITH GAME 2 PRESENTED BY FOX SPORTS
THURSDAY, OCTOBER 25, ON FOX
 


FOX Sports presents exclusive coverage of the 2007 World Series, live and in HD from the home of the American League Champions. Play-by-play announcer Joe Buck and analyst Tim McCarver call the action. Exact teams and site TBD for Game 2 of the World Series airing Thursday, Oct. 25 (8:00 PM-CC ET/5:00 PM-CC PT) on FOX.  (SP-0813) (TV-N/A)




: ARE YOU SMARTER THAN A 5th GRADER? and DON’T FORGET THE LYRICS! are preempted this night.]
: Local programming airs in primetime on the West Coast.]



 

FRIDAY, OCTOBER 26
 



**2-HOUR EPISODE**—“THE NEXT GREAT AMERICAN BAND”—(8:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC

 

THE BATTLE BEGINS AS THE TOP 12 BANDS TAKE THE STAGE
ON “THE NEXT GREAT AMERICAN BAND”
FRIDAY, OCTOBER 26, ON FOX

Special 2-Hour Episode
 


Judges John Rzeznik, Sheila E. and Ian “Dicko” Dickson have narrowed down the hopefuls to 12 semifinalist bands who now take the stage to rock out in front of a studio audience for the first time.  From hair bands to hip-hop and classic rockers to country crooners, see if the bands can strike the right chords both on and off of the stage as they vie for America’s votes.  Host Dominic Bowden will reveal America’s top 10 favorite bands the following week, bringing them another step closer to securing a contract with 19 Recordings and the title of “Next Great American Band.”  The battle begins as the top 12 take the stage in the special two-hour “Top 12 Perform” episode of THE NEXT GREAT AMERICAN BAND airing Friday, Oct. 26 (8:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (IDB-103/104) (TV-TBA)

Judges: Johnny Rzeznik, Sheila E. and Ian “Dicko” Dickson

Host: Dominic Bowden




 NASHVILLE is preempted this night.]



 

SATURDAY, OCTOBER 27
 



**FOX SPORTS SPECIAL**—MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL—WORLD SERIES GAME #3—(8:00 PM-CC ET/5:00 PM-CC PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

 

WORLD SERIES ACTION CONTINUES
WITH GAME 3 PRESENTED BY FOX SPORTS
SATURDAY, OCTOBER 27, ON FOX
 


FOX Sports presents exclusive coverage of the 2007 World Series, live and in HD, from the home of the National League Champions. Play-by-play announcer Joe Buck and analyst Tim McCarver call the action. Exact teams and site TBD. World Series Game 3 airs Saturday, Oct. 27 (8:00 PM-CC ET/5:00 PM-CC PT) on FOX.  (SP-0814) (TV-N/A)



--“MADtv”—(11:00 PM-Midnight ET/PT) CC

 

ARDEN MAKES A PASS FOR THE L.A. KINGS
ON “MADtv”
SATURDAY, OCTOBER 27, ON FOX

 


Arden Myrin heads to the L.A. KINGS training center to get a few pointers from Sean Avery and the rest of the team, but after she hits the ice, all she really wants to do is play tonsil hockey with these hunky players. Meanwhile, Stuart heads to the candy store on MADtv airing Saturday, Oct. 27 (11:00 PM-Midnight ET/PT) on FOX.  (MD-1210) (TV-14 D, L)

Cast: Ike Barinholtz, Frank Caeti, Crista Flanagan, Keegan-Michael Key, Bobby Lee, Michael McDonald, Arden Myrin, Nicole Parker, Jordan Peele and Nicole Randall Johnson.
   
Contact: Janice Rosas  310-369-0979  janice.rosas@fox.com
 
--“TALKSHOW WITH SPIKE FERESTEN”—(Midnight-12:30 AM ET/PT) CC

GET READY TO BE SPIKED
BY “TALKSHOW WITH SPIKE FERESTEN”
SATURDAY, OCTOBER 27, ON FOX

Stay up late for more irreverent comedy sketches and outstanding guests on TALKSHOW WITH SPIKE FERESTEN airing Saturday, Oct. 27 (Midnight-12:30 AM ET/PT) on FOX.  (SPK-203) (TV-14 D, L)

Host: Spike Feresten

Guest Cast: Eddie Kaye Thomas




: COPS and AMERICA’S MOST WANTED: AMERICA FIGHTS BACK are preempted this night.]
 Local programming airs in primetime on the West Coast.]
: SPK-203 replaces the previously announced SPK-122.]



 

SUNDAY, OCTOBER 28
 



**FOX SPORTS SPECIAL**—MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL—WORLD SERIES GAME #4—(8:00 PM-CC ET/5:00 PM-CC PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

 

FOX SPORTS PRESENTS WORLD SERIES GAME 4
SUNDAY, OCTOBER 28, ON FOX
 


FOX Sports presents exclusive coverage of the 2007 World Series, live and in HD from the home of the National League Champions. Play-by-play announcer Joe Buck and analyst Tim McCarver call the action. Exact teams and site TBD. World Series Game 4 airs Sunday, Oct. 28 (8:00 PM-CC ET/5:00 PM-CC PT) on FOX.  (SP-0815) (TV-N/A)



: Due to the NFL doubleheader leading into the World Series game, no entertainment programming will air prior to the baseball game, in any time zone.]
: THE SIMPSONS, KING OF THE HILL, FAMILY GUY and AMERICAN DAD are preempted this night.]
: Local programming airs in primetime on the West Coast.]
 

 

 

 
 
SUNDAY, OCTOBER 14
 



--“KING OF THE HILL”—(7:00-7:30 PM ET/PT) CC

 

BILL BULKS UP
ON “KING OF THE HILL”
SUNDAY, OCTOBER 14, ON FOX
 


While trying to get in shape for his physical at work, Bill bulks up and befriends a group of body builders who essentially take him hostage in his home gym. Bill’s aggressive attitude upsets the neighbors and when Bill becomes a meathead just like his trainer, it’s up to the guys to save Bill from the world of weight training in the “Bill, Bulk, and the Body Buddies” episode of KING OF THE HILL airing Sunday, Oct. 14 (7:00-7:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (KH-1111) (TV-PG D, L)

Voice Cast: Mike Judge as Hank Hill, Octavio & Boomhauer; Kathy Najimy as Peggy Hill; Pamela S. Adlon as Bobby Hill; Brittany Murphy as Luanne; Johnny Hardwick as Dale; Stephen Root as Bill, Paramedic and Strickland; Ashley Gardner as Reverend Stroup and Nancy; David Herman as Jimmy Wichard and Johnson; Toby Huss as Cotton, Joe Jack and Kahn; Lauren Tom as Minh and Connie; and Jonathan Joss as Redcorn.

Guest Voice Cast: Henry Gibson as Bob Jenkins; Dennis Burkley as Carl; Breckin Meyer as Joseph; Danny Trejo as Enrique; Dave Thomas as Lane Pratley; Tom Petty as Lucky.




--“THE SIMPSONS”—(7:30-8:00 PM ET/PT) CC

 

SANTA’S LITTLE HELPER BECOMES A POLICE DOG
ON “THE SIMPSONS”
SUNDAY, OCTOBER 14, ON FOX

Stephen Hawking Makes Guest Voice Appearance
 


Homer is upset when he realizes that Marge brought him and the family to a boring Harvest Fest instead of his much-anticipated day of debauchery at October Fest. Attempting to leave, Homer accidentally drags the family into a puzzling cornfield maze. When the whole family manages to escape except for Homer, they send out Santa’s Little Helper, who sniffs out Homer and rescues him. Santa’s Little Helper becomes a local hero and the Simpsons decide to enroll him in Police Dog Academy, where he’s teamed with a grizzled veteran cop named Lou and they become a crime-busting duo.  Bart’s excitement quickly dissipates when a jaded Santa’s Little Helper bites him, and the Simpsons send the dog away to live with Chief Wiggum. To appease Bart’s depression after the loss of his dog, Marge agrees to buy him a huge pet snake. But when the snake causes a life-threatening situation at Bart and Lisa’s school, Santa’s Little Helper gets a chance to redeem himself in the “Stop or My Dog Will Shoot” episode of THE SIMPSONS Sunday, Oct. 14 (7:30-8:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (SI-1812) (TV-PG V)

Voice Cast: Voice Cast: Dan Castellaneta as Homer Simpson, Winning Farmer, Groundskeeper Willie, Santa’s Little Helper, French Protestor #1, Duck, and Burns’ Lawyer; Julie Kavner as Marge Simpson; Nancy Cartwright as Bart Simpson, Kearney, Nelson, and Ralph; Yeardley Smith as Lisa Simpson; Harry Shearer as Wagon Wheel Demonstrator, Devil, Horse Owner, Judge Snyder, Mr. Largo, and Eddie; Hank Azaria as Grim Farmer, Maze Operator, Chief Wiggum, Lou, Falcon Owner, French Protestor #2, Dealer/Juice Backney; Tress MacNeille as Dispatch Operator, French Poodle, Dolph, Skanky Girl #1; Pamela Hayden as Jimbo, Skanky Girl #2, and Martin; and Marcia Wallace as Mrs. Krabappel.

Guest Voice Cast: Stephen Hawking as himself

THE SIMPSONS episode SI-1812 at 7:30 PM is rescheduled from Oct. 21 and replaces the previously announced KH-1005.]


--“THE SIMPSONS”—(8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) CC

 

MARGE FEARS FOR HER SAFETY
AFTER BREAKING A PROMISE TO A BANK ROBBER
ON “THE SIMPSONS”
SUNDAY, OCTOBER 14, ON FOX

Steve Buscemi and Ted Nugent Make Guest Voice Appearances
 


While waiting in line at the bank, Marge strikes up a conversation with a strange man named Dwight (Steve Buscemi) who later attempts to rob the bank. When the police show up, Marge convinces a cornered Dwight to turn himself in by promising to visit him in prison. As Dwight eagerly awaits Marge’s visit, Homer assures her that Dwight will not expect her to actually visit. But when Dwight receives a phone call and the caller (Ted Nugent) isn’t Marge, he escapes to find her. Watching the news report about Dwight’s jail break, she wishes she had kept her promise in the “I Don’t Wanna Know Why the Caged Bird Sings” episode of THE SIMPSONS airing Sunday, Oct. 14 (8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (SI-1819) (TV-PG L, V)

Voice Cast: Voice Cast: Dan Castellaneta as Homer Simpson; Julie Kavner as Marge Simpson; Nancy Cartwright as Bart Simpson; Yeardley Smith as Lisa Simpson; Hank Azaria as Moe; Pamela Hayden as Jimbo; Tress MacNeille as Dolph; Russi Taylor as Martin

Guest Voice Cast: Steve Buscemi as Dwight; Ted Nugent as himself




 
--“KING OF THE HILL”—(8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC

 

SURF’S UP IN ARLEN, TX,
ON “KING OF THE HILL”
SUNDAY, OCTOBER 14, ON FOX
 


When the town is hit by a heat wave, Hank takes Bobby, Joseph and Connie to Wild Rapids Water Park.But standing between the kids and “the coolest wave in Texas” (the Big Ka-tube-ah) is a group of surfer dude bullies. At Dale’s suggestion, Boomhauer agrees to talk to the surfers since he was one of the best in his day. But he succeeds only in embarrassing himself and the kids. Then a young surfer Boomhauer meets at his old stomping grounds helps him to regain his mojo, and he returns to Wild Rapids to redeem himself and the kids. Meanwhile, Bill becomes known throughout Arlen as the “Heat-Waver” as he stands on the side of the highway and waves at passing motorists in the “Four Wave Intersection” episode of KING OF THE HILL airing Sunday, Oct. 14 (8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (KH-1115) (TV-PG L)
Voice Cast: Mike Judge as Hank Hill & Boomhauer; Kathy Najimy as Peggy Hill; Pamela S. Adlon as Bobby Hill; Brittany Murphy as Luanne; Johnny Hardwick as Dale; Stephen Root as Bill.




--“FAMILY GUY”—(9:00-9:30 PM ET/PT) CC

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.


 

EVERYTHING’S BIGGER IN TEXAS, EVEN PETER GRIFFIN
ON “FAMILY GUY”
SUNDAY, OCTOBER 14, ON FOX
 


The family heads to church when Lois lands a gig as the organist, but after Stewie gets sick the congregation is convinced he’s possessed by the devil. So, the family goes on the run and ends up in Texas. Peter fits right in with the cowboys, Stewie enters the “Little Miss Texas” pageant and Chris and Meg sneak into George W. Bush’s house in the “Boys Do Cry” episode of FAMILY GUY Sunday, Oct. 14 (9:00-9:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (FG-510) (TV-14 D)

Voice Cast: Seth MacFarlane as Peter Griffin, Stewie Griffin, Brian Griffin, and Quagmire; Alex Borstein as Lois Griffin; Seth Green as Chris Griffin; Mila Kunis as Meg Griffin; Mike Henry as Cleveland.

Guest Voice Cast: Kirker Butler as George W. Bush, Adam West as Mayor West, Drew Barrymore as Jillian and Gilbert Gottfried as the horse. 




 
--“AMERICAN DAD”—(9:30-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

STAN SINS
ON “AMERICAN DAD”
SUNDAY, OCTOBER 14, ON FOX

Jay Thomas and Eartha Kitt Make Guest Voice Appearances
 


Stan prays for a friend and thinks God sent him one, but Brett (Jay Thomas) turns out to be an atheist. So, Stan tries to convince his friend that God exists by making his life extremely hard until his plan backfires. Meanwhile, Roger convinces Steve that he has been accepted to "Hogwarts" on the “Dope & Faith” episode of AMERICAN DAD Sunday, Oct. 14 (9:30-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (DAD-302) (TV-14 D, L, V)

Voice Cast: Seth MacFarlane as Stan Smith and Roger the Alien; Wendy Schaal as Francine Smith; Rachael MacFarlane as Hayley; Scott Grimes as Steve; and Dee Bradley Baker as Klaus.

Guest Voice Cast: Jay Thomas as Brett Morris and Earth Kitt as Fortune Teller





 

MONDAY, OCTOBER 15
 



**FOX SPORTS SPECIAL**—MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL—ALCS GAME #3—(7:00 PM-CC ET live/4:00 PM-CC PT live) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

 

FOX SPORTS PRESENTS GAME 3 OF THE
AMERICAN LEAGUE CHAMPIONSHIP SERIES
MONDAY, OCTOBER 15, ON FOX
 


FOX Sports broadcasts Game Three of Major League Baseball’s American League Championship Series. Play-by-play broadcaster Joe Buck is joined by analyst Tim McCarver to call all the action live. Teams and site TBD. The game airs Monday, Oct. 15 (7:00 PM-CC ET/4:00 PM-CC PT) on FOX.  (TV-N/A)

FOX Sports Contact:    Eddie Motl at eddie.motl@fox.com

The start time for ALCS Game #3 has been moved up to 7:00 PM ET/4:00 PM PT. It was previously announced for 4:00 PM ET/1:00 PM PT.]
Local programming will air in primetime on the West Coast.]
The previously announced PRISON BREAK episode (PB-305) will air on 10/22.]
The previously announced K-VILLE episode (KV-106) will be rescheduled.]



 

TUESDAY, OCTOBER 16
 



**FOX SPORTS SPECIAL**—MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL—ALCS GAME #4—(8:00 PM-CC ET live/5:00 PM-CC PT live) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

 

FOX SPORTS PRESENTS GAME 4 OF THE
AMERICAN LEAGUE CHAMPIONSHIP SERIES
TUESDAY, OCTOBER 16, ON FOX
 


FOX Sports broadcasts Game FOUR of Major League Baseball’s American League Championship Series. Play-by-play broadcaster Joe Buck is joined by analyst Tim McCarver to call all the action live. Teams and site TBD. The game airs Tuesday, Oct. 16 (8:00 PM-CC ET/5:00 PM-CC PT) on FOX.  (SP-0811) (TV-N/A)

 BONES and HOUSE are preempted this night.]
 Local programming airs in primetime on the West Coast.]



 

WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER 17
 




--“BACK TO YOU”—(8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

 

A WRENCH IS THROWN INTO CHUCK’S PLANS
FOR A WEEKEND NIGHT OUT, WHILE KELLY TRIES TO PROVE TO CHUCK
SHE’S NOT AS STODGY AS HE THINKS
ON “BACK TO YOU” WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER 17, ON FOX

Tia Carrere Guest-Stars
 


When Chuck turns down a dinner invitation from Ryan on a Friday night in order to leave his evening open for possible romance, Kelly accuses him of being selfish and rude. Chuck, pointing out Kelly’s strict adherence to order, accuses Kelly of being uptight and rigid.  Each determined to prove the other wrong, Chuck reluctantly takes Ryan up on his invitation and attempts to avoid distractions from the opposite sex, while Kelly, trying to shake her uptight image, prepares to accompany Montana on a night out on the town. Meanwhile, Gary copes with carpooling to work with Marsh, who seems to have a lead foot and a penchant for narrowly avoiding disaster at every turn in the “A Night of Possibilities” episode of BACK TO YOU airing Wednesday, Oct. 17 (8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (BTY-105) (TV-14 D, L)

Cast: Kelsey Grammer as Chuck Darling; Patricia Heaton as Kelly Carr; Fred Willard as Marsh McGinley; Ty Burrell as Gary Crezyzewski; Josh Gad as Ryan Church; Ayda Field as Montana Diaz Herrera; Laura Marano as Gracie Carr.

Guest Cast: Tia Carrere as Maggie; Stephen Hibbert as Waiter; Tom Kane as Voiceover Narrator.




--“’TIL DEATH”—(8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

 

EDDIE AND JEFF ENGAGE IN A WIFE SWAP
ON “’TIL DEATH”
WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER 17, ON FOX
 


When Steph introduces Eddie to yoga and Jeff turns Joy on to tennis, the couples spend more and more time with their friends and less time with each other. The swap seems successful until Jeff’s competitive streak emerges and Joy tries to bow out of tennis lessons in the “Mixed Doubles” episode of ‘TIL DEATH airing Wednesday, Oct. 17 (8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (TIL-207) (TV-PG D, L)

Cast: Brad Garrett; Joely Fisher; Eddie Kaye Thomas; and Kat Foster.

Guest Cast: TBA

 The previously announced episode of ‘TIL DEATH (TIL-204) has been rescheduled to 11/14.]
The episode title for TIL-207 has been changed. All other information remains the same.]



--“KITCHEN NIGHTMARES”—Olde Stone Mill—(9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

CHEF GORDON RAMSAY ATTEMPTS TO TURN AROUND
THE OLDE STONE MILL RESTAURANT
ON “KITCHEN NIGHTMARES”
WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER 17, ON FOX
 


Chef Gordon Ramsay takes a trip to Tuckahoe, NY, to help turn around The Olde Stone Mill, where restaurant owner Dean and his wife have poured their lives into renovating, but the service and food are horrible. Chef Ramsay and the owner clash when it comes to making changes in the “Olde Stone Mill” episode of KITCHEN NIGHTMARES Wednesday, Oct. 17 (9:00-10:00 ET/PT) on FOX.  (KN-109) (TV-14 L)

Cast: Head Chef Gordon Ramsay



 
 

THURSDAY, OCTOBER 18
 



**2-HOUR EPISODE**—“ARE YOU SMARTER THAN A 5TH GRADER?”—(8:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC

 

ADULTS GET THEIR 5TH GRADE FACTS STRAIGHT
ON A SPECIAL TWO-HOUR EPISODE OF
“ARE YOU SMARTER THAN A 5TH GRADER?”
THURSDAY, OCTOBER 18, ON FOX
 


Unlike the typical game show that measures intelligence, ARE YOU SMARTER THAN A 5th GRADER? tests adults’ lack of knowledge – as revealed by how much they’ve forgotten since elementary school. New grownup contestants will again find themselves in a classroom setting, revisiting their youth, as they tackle subjects they’ve already been taught, ranging from art to geography and math to social studies. However, the players are not alone. There is a way for contestants to “cheat” in this classroom. The adults will have the opportunity to get some help from real grade-schoolers, who will offer what they think is the correct a-n-s-w-e-r on tonight’s special two-hour episode of ARE YOU SMARTER THAN A 5TH GRADER? Thursday, Oct. 18 (8:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (AYS-112/113) (TV-PG)

Host: Jeff Foxworthy

: If ALCS Game #5 (SP-0817) is necessary, the baseball game will air live starting at 8:00 PM ET/5:00 PM PT, replacing ARE YOU SMARTER THAN A 5th GRADER?]
: DON’T FORGET THE LYRICS! is preempted this night.]



 

FRIDAY, OCTOBER 19
 



**2-HOUR SERIES PREMIERE**—“THE NEXT GREAT AMERICAN BAND”—Auditions—(8:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC

 

“THE NEXT GREAT AMERICAN BAND”
PREMIERES FRIDAY, OCTOBER 19, ON FOX

First of Three Special 2-Hour Episodes
 


The producers behind mega-hit phenomenon AMERICAN IDOL take the musical reality genre to a whole new performance level with a mission to find undiscovered groups on THE NEXT GREAT AMERICAN BAND. Singer/songwriter John Rzeznik (The Goo Goo Dolls), legendary percussionist and performer Sheila E. (“The Glamorous Life,” “A Love Bizarre”) and Australian TV personality Ian “Dicko” Dickson (“Australian Idol”) serve as judges while Dominic Bowden (“New Zealand Idol”) hosts. From tonight’s auditions, Rzeznik, Sheila E. and Dickson will narrow down the hopefuls to 12 semifinalist bands who will perform either original music or covers of varied styles in front of a live studio audience. The judges will have their say after the performances each week, but viewers will vote for their favorite bands to determine who stays in the competition. Voting begins immediately after each show, and the results will be announced by Bowden at the start of the following episode. The season finale will bring the ultimate battle of the bands, with the last three groups competing to secure a contract with 19 Recordings and the title of Next Great American Band. It all begins when the first chord is struck in the “Auditions” episode of THE NEXT GREAT AMERICAN BAND premiering Friday, Oct. 19 (8:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (IDB-101/102) (TV-PG L)

Judges: Johnny Rzeznik, Sheila E. and Ian “Dicko” Dickson

Host: Dominic Bowden

 NASHVILLE is preempted this night.]



 

SATURDAY, OCTOBER 20
 


If ALCS Game #6 is necessary, the baseball game will air 4:00 PM-CC ET live/1:00 PM-CC PT live.]

--“COPS: POLICE PULLOVERS SPECIAL EDITION #1”—(8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) CC

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

POT SUSPECT EATS WEED AND “HIGH”LIGHTS
“COPS: POLICE PULLOVERS SPECIAL EDITION #1
SATURDAY, OCTOBER 20, ON FOX
 


When Deputy Brandon Gish of the Brevard County, FL, Sheriff’s Office pulls over a vehicle whose driver matching the description of a battery suspect, the desperate driver panics and attempts to eat a pinch of pot. And Officer Brian Binks of the Fontana, CA, Police Department is shocked when a suspect explains why he led officers on a high-speed chase on COPS: POLICE PULLOVERS SPECIAL EDITION #1 airing Saturday, Oct. 20 (8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (CP-1910) (TV-PG)




 
--“COPS: STREET CRIMES SPECIAL EDITION”—(8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

SUSPECT RUNS AND MEETS AND OFFICERS’ TASER
ON “COPS: STREET CRIMES SPECIAL EDITION”
SATURDAY, OCTOBER 20, ON FOX
 


When Officer Mark Longworth of the Cincinnati, OH, Police Department stops a vehicle for a simple traffic violation, the suspect takes off on foot and Officer Longworth is forced to use painful measures to stop him. Also featured is Officer Evan Rosenthal of the Las Vegas, NV, Metropolitan Police Department, who responds to a Code Red call where a group of adults are not on their best behavior on COPS: STREET CRIMES SPECIAL EDITION Saturday, Oct. 20 (8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (CP-1929) (TV-PG L, V)




--“COPS: COAST TO COAST”—(9:00-9:30 PM ET/PT) CC

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.
               
 

SUSPECTS ARE UNCOOPERATIVE AND HIDING EVIDENCE
ON “COPS: COAST TO COAST”
SATURDAY, OCTOBER 20, ON FOX
 


When Officer Shawn Ford of the Las Vegas, NV, Metropolitan Police Department is patrolling the Strip, he stops a man who can’t seem to keep his hands to himself. When Officer Ford attempts to question the suspect, he doesn’t want to cooperate and trouble ensues. Also featured is Deputy Robert Gizzi of the Lee County, FL, Sheriff’s Office, who, while patrolling a known drug area, detains a suspect in possession of more than drugs on an all-new COPS: COAST TO COAST Saturday, Oct. 20 (9:00-9:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (CP-2010) (TV-PG L)

Contact: Josh Governale  310-369-7455

[EDITOR’S NOTE: AMERICA’S MOST WANTED is preempted this night.]


--“COPS: TOUGH TAKEDOWNS SPECIAL EDITION”—(9:30-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

CRACK-EATING SUSPECT FEATURED
ON “COPS: TOUGH TAKEDOWNS SPECIAL EDITION”
SATURDAY, OCTOBER 20, ON FOX
 


When Officer Brian Lee of the Boise, ID, Police Department responds to a domestic violence call, he discovers a suspect who had been arrested four hours before and had returned to his house and apparently threatened his wife with a knife. Also featured is the crack-eating suspect detained by Officer Derrick Pendergrass of the Chattanooga, TN, Police Department. After admitting to swallowing crack, the suspect is taken to the hospital in police custody on COPS: TOUGH TAKEDOWNS SPECIAL EDITION airing Saturday, Oct. 20 (9:30-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (CP-1930) (TV-PG L)

 AMERICA’S MOST WANTED is preempted this night.]


--“MADtv”—(11:00 PM-MIDNIGHT ET/PT) CC

 

CARMEN ELECTRA VISITS THAILAND
ON “MADtv” SATURDAY, OCTOBER 20, ON FOX
 


Carmen Electra guests on a Thailand gossip show with hosts “Johnny” (Bobby Lee) and “Pongo.” Also, Carmen gives a cooking lesson and in return, the hosts show her around town on MADtv airing Saturday, Oct. 20 (11:00 PM-Midnight ET/PT) on FOX.  (MD-1211) (TV-14 D, L)
               
Cast: Ike Barinholtz, Frank Caeti, Frank Caliendo, Crista Flanagan, Daniele Gaither, Keegan-Michael Key, Bobby Lee, Michael McDonald, Arden Myrin, Nicole Parker, Jordan Peele, Nicole Randall Johnson and Stephnie Weir.

Guest Cast: Carmen Electra
   



--“TALKSHOW WITH SPIKE FERESTEN”—(Midnight-12:30 AM ET/PT) CC

 

“THE OFFICE”’S BRIAN BAUMGARTNER GUESTS
ON “TALKSHOW WITH SPIKE FERESTEN”
SATURDAY, OCTOBER 20, ON FOX
 


Brian Baumgartner (“The Office”) joins Spike for an all-new episode of irreverent comedy sketches on TALKSHOW WITH SPIKE FERESTEN airing Saturday, Oct. 20 (Midnight-12:30 AM ET/PT) on FOX.  (SPK-202) (TV-14 D, L)

Host: Spike Feresten

Guest Cast: Brian Baumgartner

 SPK-202 replaces the previously announced SPK-121.]



 
 

SUNDAY, OCTOBER 21
 



[EDITOR’S NOTE 1: If ALCS Game #7 (SP-0818) is necessary, the baseball game will air live starting at 8:00 PM ET/5:00 PM PT, replacing THE SIMPSONS, FAMILY GUY and AMERICAN DAD, and local programming will air in primetime on the West Coast. ]
[EDITOR’S NOTE 2: If there is no baseball, KING OF THE HILL at 7:00 and 7:30 PM will air on the West Coast only, due to the preceding NFL doubleheader.]

--“KING OF THE HILL”—(7:00-7:30-9:00 PM PT) CC

 

BOBBY GETS MESMERIZED BY FOOTBALL
ON “KING OF THE HILL”
SUNDAY, OCTOBER 21, ON FOX
 


Hank, Bill, Boomhauer and Dale take Bobby to a Texas vs. Nebraska college football game to measure Bobby’s new love for the sport. When Bobby ventures from the nosebleed section to a VIP suite belonging to retired Nebraska quarterback Jake Middleton, Hank goes to bring Bobby back but gets mesmerized by the complimentary food and drinks. Hank and the boys stir up some trouble when Nebraska’s assistant phones the box for a play from Middleton and Hank pretends to be Jake and calls a play that will be make it or break it for Texas in the “Suite Smells of Excess” episode of KING OF THE HILL airing Sunday, Oct. 21 (7:00-7:30 PM PT) on FOX.  (KH-1113) (TV-PG L, V)

Voice Cast: Mike Judge as Hank Hill & Boomhauer; Kathy Najimy as Peggy Hill; Pamela S. Adlon as Bobby Hill; Brittany Murphy as Luanne; Johnny Hardwick as Dale; Stephen Root as Bill and Toby Huss as Coach Kleehammer.




--“KING OF THE HILL”—(7:30-8:00 PM PT) CC

 

BOBBY FIGHTS FOR EVERYONE’S RIGHTS…TO IMPRESS A GIRL
ON “KING OF THE HILL”
SUNDAY, OCTOBER 21, ON FOX
 


When Bobby protests against soda machines in the school, his determination attracts the attention of his socially conscious classmate Olivia. He continues his fight in hopes of getting a date with her. The “protest” leads to the machines being removed from campu,s which sends the teachers into a panic because they are using the funds to pay for their “retreat”. The teachers devise a new plan to raise money by placing electronic news tickers with advertising for energy bars around the school, which further outrages Olivia, who encourages Bobby to have them removed. In response, Bobby arranges a school walkout but struggles to maintain the crowd, and he looks to Hank for help in the “Bobby Rae” episode of KING OF THE HILL airing Sunday, Oct. 21 (7:30-8:00 PM PT) on FOX.  (KH-1112) (TV-PG D)

Voice Cast: Mike Judge as Hank Hill & Boomhauer; Kathy Najimy as Peggy Hill; Pamela S. Adlon as Bobby Hill; Brittany Murphy as Luanne; Johnny Hardwick as Dale; Stephen Root as Bill.

Guest Voice Cast: Lauren Tom as Connie and Ms. Wallace, Breckin Meyer as Mr. Haggerty and Joseph, Paul Butcher as Kenny, David Herman as Mr. Webber, Mo Collins as Ms. Clark, Dennis Burkley as Principal Moss and Rini Bell as Olivia.




--“THE SIMPSONS”—(8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) CC

 

BART LIVES DOWN A BASEBALL BLOOPER
AND HOMER DISCOVERS THE MAGIC OF A GOOD MATTRESS
ON “THE SIMPSONS”
SUNDAY, OCTOBER 21, ON FOX
 


Bart becomes a hometown hero when he makes the game-winning catch at his Little League game, sending the Springfield Isotots to the Little League championship for the first time ever. However, Springfield turns on him when he drops an easy pop fly in the bottom of the ninth, losing the game for his team. As the citizens of Springfield continue to mock and terrorize Bart, his guilt and shame threaten to send him over the edge. In an effort to cheer him up, Lisa introduces Bart to Bill Buckner. Meanwhile, after falling asleep in a department store display bed, Homer is saved from disaster when a customer mistakes Homer’s crafty excuses for a sales pitch, leading the store owner to hire Homer as a salesperson. When the Lovejoys return a mattress they had purchased in hopes of spicing up their sex life, they find success on Homer’s personal mattress and convince him to trade, a transaction Homer and Marge immediately regret and seek to remedy in “The Boys of Bummer” episode of THE SIMPSONS Sunday, Oct. 21 (8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (SI-1811) (TV-PG D, S)

Voice Cast: Dan Castellaneta as Homer Simpson, Grampa, Umpire, Mayor Quimby, Groundskeeper Willie, Rich Texan, Krusty, Bill, Shelbyville Manager, and Ghost Homer; Julie Kavner as Marge Simpson, Patty, and Ghost Marge; Nancy Cartwright as Bart Simpson, Nelson, Rod Flanders, Kearney, and Old Bart: Yeardley Smith as Lisa Simpson; Tress Macneille as Saleswoman; Harry Shearer as Mr. Burns, Smithers, Ned Flanders, Lenny, Dr. HIbbert, Baseball Announcer, Rev. Lovejoy, Marty, Otto; Pamela Hayden as Milhouse, Jimbo, and Old Milhouse; Hank Azaria as Old Jewish Man, Chief Wiggum, Mr. Costington, Moe, Apu, Joe Laboot, and Homeless Man;



 
--“FAMILY GUY”—(8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

LOIS RUNS FOR OFFICE
ON “FAMILY GUY”
SUNDAY, OCTOBER 21, ON FOX
 


When Lois runs for mayor of Quahog, she isn’t the front-runner until she “dumbs down” her political views. Once in office, she’s corrupted by the power and starts accepting bribes so that she can buy herself expensive trinkets. Meanwhile, Peter’s (Seth MacFarlane) enjoying being the “first lady” and all of the perks that go along with it in the “It Takes a Village Idiot, and I Married One” episode of FAMILY GUY Sunday, Oct. 21 (8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (FG-512) (TV-14 D, L, S)

Voice Cast: Seth MacFarlane as Peter Griffin, Stewie Griffin, Brian Griffin, and Quagmire; Alex Borstein as Lois Griffin; Seth Green as Chris Griffin; Mila Kunis as Meg Griffin; Mike Henry as Cleveland.

 The previously announced SIMPSONS episode at 8:30 PM, SI-1812, has been rescheduled to 10/14.]


--“FAMILY GUY”—(9:00-9:30 PM ET/PT) CC

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

THE LONGEST CHICKEN FIGHT IN TV HISTORY
ON “FAMILY GUY”
SUNDAY, OCTOBER 21, ON FOX
 


When Chris gets expelled from school, the family enrolls him in the snooty boarding school Mr. Pewterschmidt attended, but Chris doesn’t exactly fit in. Meanwhile, the chicken returns to pick a fight with Peter, but you’ll never guess how it all ends in the “No Chris Left Behind” episode of FAMILY GUY Sunday, Oct. 21 (9:00-9:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (FG-511) (TV-14 D, S, V)

Voice Cast: Seth MacFarlane as Peter Griffin, Stewie Griffin, Brian Griffin, and Quagmire; Alex Borstein as Lois Griffin; Seth Green as Chris Griffin; Mila Kunis as Meg Griffin; Mike Henry as Cleveland.




 
--“AMERICAN DAD”—(9:30-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

STEVE GETS TOO BIG FOR HIS BRITCHES
ON “AMERICAN DAD”
SUNDAY, OCTOBER 21, ON FOX

Bryan Cranston Makes Guest Voice Appearance
 


After Stan finds out that Steve is failing English, he forces Steve to write his own story, which is inspired by Roger’s desire to be a celebrity. It quickly becomes a best-selling hit and Steve gets a taste of life in the spotlight. But as Stan and Francine milk the benefits of having a famous son, Steve turns around and divorces the family In the “Star Trek” episode of AMERICAN DAD Sunday, Oct. 21 (9:30-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (DAD-115) (TV-14 D, L, V)

Voice Cast: Seth MacFarlane as Stan Smith, Roger the Alien, Deacon and Greg; Wendy Schaal as Francine Smith and Delta Burke; Rachael MacFarlane as Hayley; Scott Grimes as Steve; and Dee Bradley Baker as Klaus.

Guest Voice Cast: Jim Wise as Mr. Durbin; Curtis Armstrong as Snot; Daisuke Suzuki as Toshi; Eddie Kaye Thomas as Barry; Leslie Jordan as Mr. Beauregard; Bryan Cranston as Publisher; Jilly Talley as Boob Woman and Old Woman; Matt McKenna as Kevin and Cap’n Monty; and Eddie Kaye Thomas as Spike. 

 AMERICAN DAD at 9:30 PM replaces the previously announced FAMILY GUY episode, FG-512, now airing at 8:30 PM this night.]

 

 

 
 
 
 
SUNDAY, OCTOBER 7
 



--“KING OF THE HILL”—(7:00-7:30 PM ET/PT) CC

 

PEGGY HAS HER EYE ON THE HEIGHTS
ON “KING OF THE HILL” SUNDAY, OCTOBER 7, ON FOX
 


When Peggy puts her eye on selling real estate in exclusive Arlen Heights, she befriends Heights residents Cindy and Ted in an effort to utilize their social circle for work. Cindy embraces the new friendship and scams Peggy into becoming the new “Cozy Kitchen” representative. With boxes of products to sell, Peggy quickly learns that Arlen Heights isn’t as perfect and prestigious as it seems. Meanwhile, Dale, who has been using the identity of Rusty Shackelford, is surprised by a visit from the real Rusty in the “Peggy’s Gone to Pots” episode of KING OF THE HILL Sunday, Oct. 7 (7:00-7:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (KH-1109) (TV-PG L, V)

Voice Cast: Mike Judge as Hank Hill & Boomhauer; Kathy Najimy as Peggy Hill; Pamela S. Adlon as Bobby Hill, Cindy & Donna; Brittany Murphy as Luanne & Sales Associate; Johnny Hardwick as Dale; Stephen Root as Bill & Strickland; Toby Huss as Joe Jack, Kahn & Ted; Ashley Gardner as Nancy & Candi; and Lauren Tom as Minh & Wealthy Woman.

Guest Voice Cast: Chris Elliott as Chris Sizemore; Wyatt Cenac as Customer & Guard; Peri Gilpin as Judy; Phil Hendrie as Roger & Man; and Scott Klace as Rusty.




--“THE SIMPSONS”—(7:30-8:00 PM ET/PT) CC

 

HOMER BECOMES A JARHEAD
ON “THE SIMPSONS”
SUNDAY, OCTOBER 7, ON FOX

Kiefer Sutherland Makes a Guest-Voice Appearance
 


After Bart gets out of a commitment to join the Army at 18, Homer falls prey to a couple of Army recruiters and lands himself in basic training. Homer, of course, treats it like summer camp and infuriates his hard-nosed colonel (guest voice Kiefer Sutherland) when he is unfazed by the constant hazing and humiliation. Homer is assigned as the enemy of the Army’s war games, but when the war games get out of hand and Springfield becomes the battlefield, Homer and the Springfield community must join forces before the city goes up in smoke in the “G. I. (Annoyed Grunt)” episode of THE SIMPSONS Sunday, Oct. 7 (7:30-8:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (SI-1721) (TV-PG V)

Voice Cast: Dan Castellaneta as Homer Simpson, Julie Kavner as Marge Simpson; Nancy Cartwright as Bart Simpson; Yeardley Smith as Lisa Simpson; Pamela Hayden as Milhouse; Hank Azaria as Moe; Tress MacNeille as Mrs. Skinner and Russi Taylor as Sherri.

Guest Voice Cast: Kiefer Sutherland as The Colonel.

 The previously announced KING OF THE HILL episode at 7:30 PM (KH-1110) has been rescheduled to 9/30 at 7:00 PM.]


--“THE SIMPSONS”—(8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) CC

 

HOMER GETS CARRIED AWAY WITH HIS NEW JOB AS A TOW TRUCK DRIVER AND MARGE HIRES OUTSIDE HELP TO MAKE MAGGIE MORE INDEPENDENT
ON “THE SIMPSONS” SUNDAY, OCTOBER 7, ON FOX

Matt Dillon Makes Guest Voice Appearance
 


Feeling that Maggie is getting too clingy, Marge hires a counselor to teach her the “C.R.I.E. Method,” a counseling program that helps parents raise their children to be very independent at an early age. But the method works a little too well, leaving Maggie with no need for Marge at all. Meanwhile, Homer goes in search of milk for Maggie in Mookington and ends up having his car towed by a tow truck driver named Louie (Matt Dillon) who introduces Homer to the joy of towing cars for a living. Louie invites Homer to be the tow truck driver for Springfield on one condition: that Homer stay off of Louie’s turf in Mookington. When Homer gets a little too “tow happy,” the residents of Springfield set Homer up to look like he’s towing in Louie’s territory, and Homer must suffer the wrath. With Homer missing, the newly independent Maggie is spurred to action in the “Midnight Towboy” episode of THE SIMPSONS Sunday, Oct. 7 (8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (SI-1821)(TV-PG D, L, S, V)

Voice Cast: Voice Cast: Dan Castellaneta as Homer Simpson; Julie Kavner as Marge Simpson; Nancy Cartwright as Bart Simpson; Yeardley Smith as Lisa Simpson; Hank Azaria as Moe; Pamela Hayden as Bride; Tress MacNeille as Mrs. Skinner.

Guest Voice Cast: Matt Dillon as Louie




--“KING OF THE HILL”—(8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC

 

BOBBY BECOMES A CHEERLEADER
ON “KING OF THE HILL”
SUNDAY, OCTOBER 7, ON FOX
 


Lisa Edelstein (HOUSE) Makes a Guest Voice Appearance
Bobby is not a happy camper when he is asked to dress up as a cheerleader and shake his pom-poms to support the girls as they play football in the school’s annual Powder Puff game. Hank encourages him to get into the spirit of things, having once been a Powder Puff boy along with Bill, Dale and Principal Moss. Bobby changes his attitude and is soon the leader of the squad. Meanwhile, Peggy volunteers with the PTA and meets Alexis, an ex-attorney who has left her job to become a more involved mother. Alexis (guest voice Lisa Edelstein) rallies to stop the boys’ antics, with Peggy’s reluctant support, and Principal Moss shuts them down. Hank goes before the PTA to reverse the decision, with Peggy changing her stance. However, Bobby and the boys still find a way to carry on the tradition in the “The Powder Puff Boys” episode of KING OF THE HILL airing Sunday, Oct. 7 (8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (KH-1116) (TV-PG D, L)

Voice Cast: Mike Judge as Hank Hill & Boomhauer; Kathy Najimy as Peggy Hill; Pamela S. Adlon as Bobby Hill; Brittany Murphy as Luanne; Johnny Hardwick as Dale; Stephen Root as Bill.

Guest Voice Cast: Lisa Edelstein as Alexis.




--“FAMILY GUY”—(9:00-9:30 PM ET/PT) CC

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

JOE CAN WALK!!!!
ON “FAMILY GUY”
SUNDAY, OCTOBER 7, ON FOX

Jennifer Tilly and Patrick Warburton Make Guest Voice Appearances
 


After Bonnie (Jennifer Tilly) tells Joe (Patrick Warburton) that she is tired of being married to a handicapped person, Joe decides to get a leg transplant. Excited about his new ability to walk, Joe dives head first into extreme sports and begins to hang around more active friends. Meanwhile, Peter and the guys are upset at how Joe is acting and decide to teach him a lesson. In doing so, they re cripple him and he is back to normal in the “Believe It Or Not Joe’s Walking On Air” episode of FAMILY GUY Sunday, Oct. 7 (9:00-9:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (FG-515) (TV-14 D, L, V)

Voice Cast: Seth MacFarlane as Peter Griffin, Stewie Griffin, Brian Griffin, and Quagmire; Alex Borstein as Lois Griffin; Seth Green as Chris Griffin; Mila Kunis as Meg Griffin; Mike Henry as Cleveland.

Guest Voice Cast: Jennifer Tilly as Bonnie and Patrick Warburton as Joe




 
--“AMERICAN DAD”—(9:30-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

STAN IS ON A POWER TRIP
ON “AMERICAN DAD”
SUNDAY, OCTOBER 7, ON FOX

Forest Whitaker and Molly Shannon Make Guest Voice Appearances
 


In order to be taken more seriously and to be a "somebody," Stan becomes a meter maid who seems to have all of the power. Now he's getting the best tables at restaurants (threatening to ticket and tow), pocketing quarters from meters and impressing Francine with his prowess. But, when Turlington (Whitaker) from Parking Internal Affairs pays him a visit, Stan realizes crime and this lifestyle don't pay. Meanwhile, Haley poses nude for a college art class and is surprised to see Roger there in the “Meter Made” episode of AMERICAN DAD Sunday, Oct. 7 (9:30-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (DAD-301) (TV-14 L, V)

Voice Cast: Seth MacFarlane as Stan Smith and Roger the Alien; Wendy Schaal as Francine Smith; Rachael MacFarlane as Hayley; Scott Grimes as Steve; and Dee Bradley Baker as Klaus.

Guest Voice: Forest Whitaker as Turlington and Molly Shannon as Kristy. 





 

MONDAY, OCTOBER 8
 



--“PRISON BREAK”—(8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

LINCOLN RECEIVES A HORRIFIC DELIVERY;
MICHAEL FORMULATES AN ELECTRIFYING ESCAPE PLAN;
MAHONE IS HAUNTED BY A FACE FROM THE PAST;
T-BAG MOVES UP THE LADDER;
BELLICK GETS IN HOT WATER WITH LECHERO
ON “PRISON BREAK” MONDAY, OCTOBER 8, ON FOX
 


After his failed attempt to rescue LJ and Sara, Lincoln receives a deadly warning from The Company; Michael formulates an electrifying escape plan from Sona; Mahone is haunted by a face from the past; and T-Bag crawls up the ladder as Bellick lands in hot water with Lechero in the “Good Fences” episode of PRISON BREAK airing Monday, Oct. 8 (8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (PB-304) (TV-14 L, V)

Cast: Dominic Purcell as Lincoln Burrows; Wentworth Miller as Michael Scofield; Amaury Nolasco as Fernando Sucre; Robert Knepper as Theodore “T-Bag” Bagwell; Wade Williams as Brad Bellick; Robert Wisdom as Lechero; Chris Vance as James Whistler; Danay Garcia as Sofia Lugo; and Jodi Lyn O’Keefe as Susan B. Anthony; with William Fichtner as Alexander Mahone

Guest Cast: Silas Weir Mitchell as Haywire; Laurence Mason as Sammy; Carlo Alban as McGrady; Manny Rubio as Nieves; Curtis Wayne as Cheo; Carlos Compeon as Colonel Escamilla; Crystal Mantecon as Sister Mary Francis




--“K-VILLE”—(9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

 

VOODOO MAGIC HAS DEADLY CONSEQUENCES
ON “K-VILLE”
MONDAY, OCTOBER 8, ON FOX
 


When Boulet and Cobb uncover secrets about a woman’s past, the new clues lead them to find her killer, a jealous ex-husband who tries to cover up the murder by making it seem that her death involved voodoo. Also, parts of Cobb’s past come to light in the “No Good Deed” episode of K-VILLE Monday, Oct. 8 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (KV-104) (TV-14 D, L, V)

Cast: Anthony Anderson as Marlin Boulet, Cole Hauser as Trevor Cobb, Tawny Cypress as Ginger “Love Tap” LeBeau, Blake Shields as Jeff “Glue Boy” Gooden and John Carroll Lynch as Captain James Embry.

Guest Cast: Amanda Righetti as AJ Gossett, Omar Dorsey as Sonny Gossett, Derek Webster as Charlie Pratt, Daniel Roebuck as Arnie Canesco, Alexandra Lydon as Sam Winston, Justice Leak as Scott Leib, Andrea Frankle as Nancy Holder, Carlos Jacott as Phil Beatrice, Cheryl White-Hamby as Katie Beatrice, Patrick Pomes as Billy Beatrice.

The previously announced K-VILLE episode (KV-106) has been rescheduled to 10/15.]



 
 

TUESDAY, OCTOBER 9
 



--“BONES”—(8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

THE TEAM INVESTIGATES A MORBID MURDER
IN THE WORLD OF SEXUAL FETISHES
ON “BONES” TUESDAY, OCTOBER 9, ON FOX
 


When an 11-year-old camper finds the decomposed body of a man in the woods, feet removed and arms bound, the team goes in to investigate. The autopsy leads Brennan and Booth to a lodge in Virginia not far from where the victim died. It turns out the lodge is used as a “Pony Play” S&M retreat where women act as jockeys and men act as their horses. Brennan and Booth’s questioning leads them to suspect a number of people, including the victim’s wife and his female “jockey” lover. However, Zack and Hodgins uncover evidence that makes deciphering the killer more difficult than initially expected. Meanwhile, Angela agrees to go under hypnosis in an effort to discover the name of her previous husband so that she can divorce the mystery man from her past and marry Hodgins, but she finds it difficult to fall under the hypnotist’s trance in the “Death in the Saddle” episode of BONES airing Tuesday, Oct. 9 (8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (BON-302) (TV-14 D, L, S, V)

Cast: Emily Deschanel as Dr. Temperance Brennan; David Boreanaz as FBI Special Agent Seeley Booth; TJ Thyne as Dr. Jack Hodgins; Michaela Conlin as Angela Montenegro; Eric Millegan as Zack Addy; Tamara Taylor as Dr. Camille “Cam” Saroyan.

Guest Cast: Michael Cudlitz as Lucky; Jay Jablonski as Tom Mularz; Christina Cox as Annie Oakley; Anne-Marie Johnson as Dr. Jasper; Rik Young as Calvin ‘”Thor” Johnson; Bess Meyer as Alice Milner; Bashir Salahuddin as Counselor; Dave Marlin as Aaron; Miles Heizer as Joey.




--“HOUSE”—(9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

HOUSE DIVIDES HIS REMAINING FELLOWSHIP CANDIDATES
INTO TWO TEAMS FOR SOME HEALTHY COMPETITION
ON “HOUSE” TUESDAY, OCTOBER 9, ON FOX
 


The final 10 fellowship candidates compete ferociously when House splits them into two teams by gender. They are assigned to diagnose and treat a wheelchair-bound man with muscular atrophy who is slowly suffocating. As the two teams are trying to one-up each other, complications arise when one team treats the patient but doesn’t follow through to make sure their treatment was executed. While the students are busy with their assignment, House experiments on himself to see what happens in the moments when people hover between life and death. Meanwhile, Foreman runs his own team of fellows in his new job at another hospital, and resorts to using a very “House-like” treatment to help a patient in the “97 Seconds” episode of HOUSE airing Tuesday, Oct. 9 (9:00–10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (HOU-403) (TV-14 D, L)

Cast: Hugh Laurie as Dr. Gregory House; Lisa Edelstein as Dr. Lisa Cuddy; Omar Epps as Dr. Eric Foreman; Robert Sean Leonard as Dr. James Wilson; Jennifer Morrison as Dr. Allison Cameron; Jesse Spencer as Dr. Robert Chase.

Guest Cast: Brian Klugman as Stark; Anne Dudek as Amber; Olivia Wilde as Thirteen; Peter Jacobson as Taub; Kal Penn as Baidwan; Carmen Argenziano as Henry; Edi Gathegi as Cole; Andy Comeau as Brennan; Meera Simhan as Jody; Melinda Dahl as Twin; Caitlin Dahl as Twin; Charlie Hofheimer as Almore; Kathleen York as Dr. Schaffer; mary Kate Schellhardt as Female Fellow; Reynaldo Rosales as Handsome Fellow; Douglas Spain as Latino Fellow; Bobbin Bergstrom as Nurse.





 

WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER 10
 



--“BACK TO YOU”—(8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

 

CHUCK AND KELLY PLOT AGAINST ONE ANOTHER
TO TAKE THE NIGHT’S LEAD STORY
ON “BACK TO YOU” WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER 10, ON FOX
 


Chuck runs into some of his old newsroom buddies and overhears them commenting on his fall from fame in Los Angeles. In order to prove he’s still got what it takes to be a big network anchor, Chuck tries to manipulate Kelly so that he can cover the lead story that night, knowing his former colleagues will see the broadcast. As the lead story changes back and forth between a missing family in the forest to a large building fire, both Chuck and Kelly surreptitiously try to convince each other which story the other should take. Meanwhile, Montana is upset when Marsh steals her intern to work with him in the sports department, and he offers to find her a replacement. When the new intern is a few decades older than they had expected, Marsh and Montana must figure out how to let him go nicely in the “A Gentleman Always Leads” episode of BACK TO YOU airing Wednesday, Oct. 10 (8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (BTY-104) (TV-14 D, L)

Cast: Kelsey Grammer as Chuck Darling; Patricia Heaton as Kelly Carr; Fred Willard as Marsh McGinley; Ty Burrell as Gary Crezyzewski; Josh Gad as Ryan Church; Ayda Field as Montana Diaz Herrera; Laura Marano as Gracie Carr.

Guest Cast: Bill Macy as Troy; Regan Burns as Mr. Robbins; Rick Fitts as David; Phillip Vaden as Wendell; Maurice Smith as Stage Manager.




--“‘TIL DEATH”—(8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

 

EDDIE AND JEFF GET A DOSE OF GYMS, LIES AND VIDEOS
ON “’TIL DEATH”
WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER 10, ON FOX
 


After Eddie complains about their neglected gym membership, Joy attempts to prove him wrong by taking on the treadmill and competing with other gym members. Meanwhile, Jeff begs Eddie to preview an adult video in “The Tale of the Tape” episode of ‘TIL DEATH airing Wednesday, Oct. 10 (8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (TIL-206) (TV-14-D, L, S)

Cast: Brad Garrett; Joely Fisher; Eddie Kaye Thomas; and Kat Foster.

Guest Cast: Nick Bakay as Karl; Kimberly Hue as the Doctor.

The previously announced episode of ‘TIL DEATH (TIL-205) has been rescheduled to 11/7.]



--“KITCHEN NIGHTMARES”—Seascape—(9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

CHEF GORDON RAMSAY ATTEMPTS TO “CLEAN UP”
ISLIP, NY, RESTAURANT SEASCAPE
ON “KITCHEN NIGHTMARES”
WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER 10, ON FOX

Gordon visits Islip, NY, where a mother-son team is running their beloved family restaurant, Seascape, into the ground. A hard-headed chef, mixed with an inexperienced general manager, is a recipe for disaster. Gordon needs to make some serious changes if this restaurant is going to last through dinner service, and if the employees can’t take the heat, they’ll be kicked out of the kitchen in the “Seascape” episode of KITCHEN NIGHTMARES Wednesday, Oct. 10 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (KN-106) (TV-14 L)

Cast: Head Chef Gordon Ramsay





 
 

THURSDAY, OCTOBER 11
 



--“ARE YOU SMARTER THAN A 5TH GRADER?”—(8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC

 

CONTESTANTS PUT ON THEIR THINKING CAPS
ON “ARE YOU SMARTER THAN A 5th GRADER?”
THURSDAY, OCTOBER 11, ON FOX
 


The new 5th grade class extends a helping hand on this atypical quiz show that tests adults’ lack of knowledge – as revealed by how much they’ve forgotten since elementary school. Grownups again find themselves in a classroom setting, revisiting their youth, as they tackle subjects they’ve already been taught, ranging from art to geography and math to social studies. However, the players are not alone. There is a way for contestants to “cheat” in this classroom. The adults have the opportunity to get some help from real grade-schoolers, who will offer what they think is the correct a-n-s-w-e-r on ARE YOU SMARTER THAN A 5TH GRADER? Thursday, Oct. 11 (8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (AYS-203) (TV-PG)

Host: Jeff Foxworthy




--“DON’T FORGET THE LYRICS!”—(9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC

 

WILL CONTESTANTS BE “IN THE MONEY” WHEN THE MUSIC STOPS?
FIND OUT ON “DON’T FORGET THE LYRICS!”
THURSDAY, OCTOBER 11, ON FOX
 


We all think we know the words to popular songs, but when there’s a million dollars at stake, will contestants be able to keep singing when the music stops? Or will they be at a loss for words? On this exciting new game show, contestants choose songs from different genres, decades and musical artists. Then they take center stage to sing alongside the studio band as the lyrics are projected on screen – but suddenly the music stops and the words disappear. Will the contestants belt out the correct missing lyric, or freeze under pressure? Wayne Brady hosts DON’T FORGET THE LYRICS! Thursday, Oct. 11 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (LYR-112) (TV-PG)

Host: Wayne Brady





 
 

FRIDAY, OCTOBER 12
 



**FOX SPORTS SPECIAL**—MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL—ALCS GAME #1—(8:00 PM-CC ET live/5:00 PM-CC PT live) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

 

FOX SPORTS PRESENTS
AMERICAN LEAGUE CHAMPIONSHIP SERIES ACTION
STARTING FRIDAY, OCTOBER 12, ON FOX
 


FOX Sports broadcasts Game One of Major League Baseball’s American League Championship Series. Play-by-play broadcaster Joe Buck is joined by analyst Tim McCarver to call all the action live. Teams and site TBD. The game airs Friday, Oct. 12 (8:00 PM-CC ET/5:00 PM-CC PT) on FOX.  (SP-0809) (TV-N/A)

: ARE YOU SMARTER THAN A 5th GRADER? and NASHVILLE are preempted this night.]
 Local programming airs in primetime on the West Coast.]



 

SATURDAY, OCTOBER 13
 



**FOX SPORTS SPECIAL**—MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL—ALCS GAME #2—(8:00 PM-CC ET live/5:00 PM-CC PT live) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

 

FOX SPORTS PRESENTS
AMERICAN LEAGUE CHAMPIONSHIP SERIES ACTION
SATURDAY, OCTOBER 13, ON FOX
 


FOX Sports broadcasts Game Two of Major League Baseball’s American League Championship Series. Play-by-play broadcaster Joe Buck is joined by analyst Tim McCarver to call all the action live. Teams and site TBD. The game airs Saturday, Oct. 13 (8:00 PM-CC ET/5:00 PM-CC PT) on FOX.  (SP-0810) (TV-N/A)

: COPS and AMERICA’S MOST WANTED are preempted this night.]
: Local programming airs in primetime on the West Coast.]


 
--“MADtv”—(11:00 PM-MIDNIGHT ET/PT) CC

 

WORLD WRESTLER “EDGE” GUEST-STARS
ON “MADtv” SATURDAY, OCTOBER 13, ON FOX
 


The Edge, a WWE RAW Superstar, stirs up some late-night laughs as he guest-stars on MADtv airing Saturday, Oct. 13 (11:00 PM-Midnight ET/PT) on FOX.  (MD-1217) (TV-14 D, L, V)
               
Cast: Ike Barinholtz, Frank Caeti, Frank Caliendo, Crista Flanagan, Daniele Gaither, Keegan-Michael Key, Bobby Lee, Michael McDonald, Arden Myrin, Nicole Parker, Jordan Peele, Nicole Randall Johnson and Stephnie Weir.

Guest Cast: The Edge
   



--“TALKSHOW WITH SPIKE FERESTEN”—(Midnight-12:30 AM ET/PT) CC

 

SPIKE FERESTEN IS OFF TO THE EMMYS
ON “TALKSHOW WITH SPIKE FERESTEN”
SATURDAY, OCTOBER 13, ON FOX
 


Spike Feresten returns for a second season of his TALKSHOW, featuring more of his trademark original sketches such as “Idiot Paparazzi” and “Comedy for Stoners.” Spike goes backstage at the Emmy Awards on TALKSHOW WITH SPIKE FERESTEN Saturday, Oct. 13 (Midnight-12:30 AM ET/PT) on FOX.  (SPK-201) (TV-14 D, L, S)

Host: Spike Feresten

 SPK-201 replaces the previously announced SPK-109.]




 

SUNDAY, OCTOBER 14
 



--“KING OF THE HILL”—(7:00-7:30 PM ET/PT) CC

 

BILL BULKS UP
ON “KING OF THE HILL”
SUNDAY, OCTOBER 14, ON FOX
 


While trying to get in shape for his physical at work, Bill bulks up and befriends a group of body builders who essentially take him hostage in his home gym. Bill’s aggressive attitude upsets the neighbors and when Bill becomes a meathead just like his trainer, it’s up to the guys to save Bill from the world of weight training in the “Bill, Bulk, and the Body Buddies” episode of KING OF THE HILL airing Sunday, Oct. 14 (7:00-7:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (KH-1111) (TV-PG D, L)

Voice Cast: Mike Judge as Hank Hill, Octavio & Boomhauer; Kathy Najimy as Peggy Hill; Pamela S. Adlon as Bobby Hill; Brittany Murphy as Luanne; Johnny Hardwick as Dale; Stephen Root as Bill, Paramedic and Strickland; Ashley Gardner as Reverend Stroup and Nancy; David Herman as Jimmy Wichard and Johnson; Toby Huss as Cotton, Joe Jack and Kahn; Lauren Tom as Minh and Connie; and Jonathan Joss as Redcorn.

Guest Voice Cast: Henry Gibson as Bob Jenkins; Dennis Burkley as Carl; Breckin Meyer as Joseph; Danny Trejo as Enrique; Dave Thomas as Lane Pratley; Tom Petty as Lucky.




--“THE SIMPSONS”—(7:30-8:00 PM ET/PT) CC

 

SANTA’S LITTLE HELPER BECOMES A POLICE DOG
ON “THE SIMPSONS”
SUNDAY, OCTOBER 14, ON FOX

Stephen Hawking Makes Guest Voice Appearance
 


Homer is upset when he realizes that Marge brought him and the family to a boring Harvest Fest instead of his much-anticipated day of debauchery at October Fest. Attempting to leave, Homer accidentally drags the family into a puzzling cornfield maze. When the whole family manages to escape except for Homer, they send out Santa’s Little Helper, who sniffs out Homer and rescues him. Santa’s Little Helper becomes a local hero and the Simpsons decide to enroll him in Police Dog Academy, where he’s teamed with a grizzled veteran cop named Lou and they become a crime-busting duo.  Bart’s excitement quickly dissipates when a jaded Santa’s Little Helper bites him, and the Simpsons send the dog away to live with Chief Wiggum. To appease Bart’s depression after the loss of his dog, Marge agrees to buy him a huge pet snake. But when the snake causes a life-threatening situation at Bart and Lisa’s school, Santa’s Little Helper gets a chance to redeem himself in the “Stop or My Dog Will Shoot” episode of THE SIMPSONS Sunday, Oct. 14 (7:30-8:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (SI-1812) (TV-PG V)

Voice Cast: Voice Cast: Dan Castellaneta as Homer Simpson, Winning Farmer, Groundskeeper Willie, Santa’s Little Helper, French Protestor #1, Duck, and Burns’ Lawyer; Julie Kavner as Marge Simpson; Nancy Cartwright as Bart Simpson, Kearney, Nelson, and Ralph; Yeardley Smith as Lisa Simpson; Harry Shearer as Wagon Wheel Demonstrator, Devil, Horse Owner, Judge Snyder, Mr. Largo, and Eddie; Hank Azaria as Grim Farmer, Maze Operator, Chief Wiggum, Lou, Falcon Owner, French Protestor #2, Dealer/Juice Backney; Tress MacNeille as Dispatch Operator, French Poodle, Dolph, Skanky Girl #1; Pamela Hayden as Jimbo, Skanky Girl #2, and Martin; and Marcia Wallace as Mrs. Krabappel.

Guest Voice Cast: Stephen Hawking as himself

 THE SIMPSONS episode SI-1812 at 7:30 PM is rescheduled from Oct. 21 and replaces the previously announced KH-1005.]


--“THE SIMPSONS”—(8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) CC

 

MARGE FEARS FOR HER SAFETY
AFTER BREAKING A PROMISE TO A BANK ROBBER
ON “THE SIMPSONS”
SUNDAY, OCTOBER 14, ON FOX

Steve Buscemi and Ted Nugent Make Guest Voice Appearances
 


While waiting in line at the bank, Marge strikes up a conversation with a strange man named Dwight (Steve Buscemi) who later attempts to rob the bank. When the police show up, Marge convinces a cornered Dwight to turn himself in by promising to visit him in prison. As Dwight eagerly awaits Marge’s visit, Homer assures her that Dwight will not expect her to actually visit. But when Dwight receives a phone call and the caller (Ted Nugent) isn’t Marge, he escapes to find her. Watching the news report about Dwight’s jail break, she wishes she had kept her promise in the “I Don’t Wanna Know Why the Caged Bird Sings” episode of THE SIMPSONS airing Sunday, Oct. 14 (8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (SI-1819) (TV-PG V)

Voice Cast: Voice Cast: Dan Castellaneta as Homer Simpson; Julie Kavner as Marge Simpson; Nancy Cartwright as Bart Simpson; Yeardley Smith as Lisa Simpson; Hank Azaria as Moe; Pamela Hayden as Jimbo; Tress MacNeille as Dolph; Russi Taylor as Martin

Guest Voice Cast: Steve Buscemi as Dwight; Ted Nugent as himself



--“KING OF THE HILL”—(8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC

 

SURF’S UP IN ARLEN, TX,
ON “KING OF THE HILL”
SUNDAY, OCTOBER 14, ON FOX
 


When the town is hit by a heat wave, Hank takes Bobby, Joseph and Connie to Wild Rapids Water Park.But standing between the kids and “the coolest wave in Texas” (the Big Ka-tube-ah) is a group of surfer dude bullies. At Dale’s suggestion, Boomhauer agrees to talk to the surfers since he was one of the best in his day. But he succeeds only in embarrassing himself and the kids. Then a young surfer Boomhauer meets at his old stomping grounds helps him to regain his mojo, and he returns to Wild Rapids to redeem himself and the kids. Meanwhile, Bill becomes known throughout Arlen as the “Heat-Waver” as he stands on the side of the highway and waves at passing motorists in the “Four Wave Intersection” episode of KING OF THE HILL airing Sunday, Oct. 14 (8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (KH-1115) (TV-PG L)
Voice Cast: Mike Judge as Hank Hill & Boomhauer; Kathy Najimy as Peggy Hill; Pamela S. Adlon as Bobby Hill; Brittany Murphy as Luanne; Johnny Hardwick as Dale; Stephen Root as Bill.




--“FAMILY GUY”—(9:00-9:30 PM ET/PT) CC

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.


 

EVERYTHING’S BIGGER IN TEXAS, EVEN PETER GRIFFIN
ON “FAMILY GUY”
SUNDAY, OCTOBER 14, ON FOX
 


The family heads to church when Lois lands a gig as the organist, but after Stewie gets sick the congregation is convinced he’s possessed by the devil. So, the family goes on the run and ends up in Texas. Peter fits right in with the cowboys, Stewie enters the “Little Miss Texas” pageant and Chris and Meg sneak into George W. Bush’s house in the “Boys Do Cry” episode of FAMILY GUY Sunday, Oct. 14 (9:00-9:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (FG-510) (TV-14 D)

Voice Cast: Seth MacFarlane as Peter Griffin, Stewie Griffin, Brian Griffin, and Quagmire; Alex Borstein as Lois Griffin; Seth Green as Chris Griffin; Mila Kunis as Meg Griffin; Mike Henry as Cleveland.

Guest Voice Cast: Kirker Butler as George W. Bush, Adam West as Mayor West, Drew Barrymore as Jillian and Gilbert Gottfried as the horse. 



--“AMERICAN DAD”—(9:30-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

STAN SINS
ON “AMERICAN DAD”
SUNDAY, OCTOBER 14, ON FOX

Jay Thomas and Eartha Kitt Make Guest Voice Appearances

Stan prays for a friend and thinks God sent him one, but Brett (Jay Thomas) turns out to be an atheist. So, Stan tries to convince his friend that God exists by making his life extremely hard until his plan backfires. Meanwhile, Roger convinces Steve that he has been accepted to "Hogwarts" on the “Dope & Faith” episode of AMERICAN DAD Sunday, Oct. 14 (9:30-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (DAD-302) (TV-14 D, L, V)

Voice Cast: Seth MacFarlane as Stan Smith and Roger the Alien; Wendy Schaal as Francine Smith; Rachael MacFarlane as Hayley; Scott Grimes as Steve; and Dee Bradley Baker as Klaus.

Guest Voice Cast: Jay Thomas as Brett Morris and Earth Kitt as Fortune Teller


 

 

 
 
 
 
SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 30
 



--“KING OF THE HILL”—(7:00-7:30 PM ET/PT) CC

 

NANCY JOINS HER MOTHER’S HAIR CLUB
ON “KING OF THE HILL”
SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 30, ON FOX

Rue McClanahan Makes a Special Guest Voice Appearance
 


When home life and unresolved feelings for Redcorn turn into stress for Nancy, her hair begins to fall out rapidly. Determined to stop the hair loss, Nancy consults a doctor who prescribes several different pills. However, when drugs don’t work, she pays a visit to her socialite mother, Bunny (Rue McClanahan), and learns a shocking secret about hereditary hair loss in the “Hair Today, Gone Tomorrow” episode of KING OF THE HILL Sunday, Sept. 30 (7:00-7:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (KH-1110) (TV-PG D, L)

Voice Cast: Mike Judge as Hank Hill & Boomhauer; Kathy Najimy as Peggy Hill; Pamela S. Adlon as Bobby Hill; Brittany Murphy as Luanne & Captain Bear’s Wench; Johnny Hardwick as Dale; Stephen Root as Bill & Bouncer; Toby Huss as Captain Bear & Kahn; Ashley Gardner as Nancy & Candi and Lauren Tom as Minh; Jonathan Joss as Redcorn; and Breckin Meyer as Joseph.

Guest Voice Cast: Rue McClanahan as Bunny; Wyatt Cenac as Cameraman & Dr. Stephens; Phil Hendrie as Dr. Schiff & Tom Chick; James Sie as Phonsawan.

The previously announced THE SIMPSONS episode (SI-1721) at 7:00 PM has been rescheduled to 10/7 at 7:30 PM.]



--“THE SIMPSONS”—(7:30-8:00 PM ET/PT) CC

 

AGENT BART SIMPSON MUST STOP THE STINK BOMB BULLIES
ON “THE SIMPSONS”
SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 30, ON FOX

Kiefer Sutherland and Mary Lynn Rajskub
Make Guest-Voice Appearances
 


Principal Skinner ushers the students of Springfield Elementary into a new era of sneaking, snooping and snitching with the opening of the school’s CTU – Counter Truancy Unit – with Lisa heading up the operation. Homer is sent on a mission to dispose of a container of yogurt so far past its freshness date that it could be toxic, but the reeking yogurt falls into the wrong hands. With the help of Jack Bauer (guest voice Kiefer Sutherland) and Chloe O’Brian (guest voice Mary Lynn Rajskub), Bart and Lisa must stop bullies Dolph, Kearney and Jimbo from releasing the ultimate stink bomb at the school’s annual bake sale in the “24 Minutes” episode of THE SIMPSONS airing Sunday, Sept. 30 (7:30-8:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (SI-1814) (TV-PG L, V)

Voice Cast: Voice Cast: Dan Castellaneta as Homer Simpson; Julie Kavner as Marge Simpson; Nancy Cartwright as Bart Simpson; Yeardley Smith as Lisa Simpson; Hank Azaria as Moe.

Guest Voice Cast: Kiefer Sutherland as Jack Bauer; Mary Lynn Rajskub as Chloe




--“THE SIMPSONS”—(8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) CC

 

HOMER BECOMES AN OPERA STAR,
ONLY TO FIND HIMSELF THE TARGET OF AN OBSESSED FAN
ON “THE SIMPSONS”
SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 30, ON FOX

Maya Rudolph and Placido Domingo Make Guest Voice Appearances
 


Homer injures himself in a fall, and while in the hospital he develops the ability to sing in a beautiful, operatic voice whenever he is lying on his back. Mr. Burns overhears Homer during one of his singing sessions at the hospital and immediately hires him to sing the lead in his production of “La Bohème.” Although Homer has to lie down during the performance, he wows the crowd at the Springfield Opera House. Homer becomes an enormous celebrity, especially with the ladies – much to Marge’s chagrin. While running from a mob of crazed fans, Homer is saved by a mysterious woman named Julia (Maya Rudolph), who turns out to be a little too concerned for Homer’s wellbeing in the “Homer of Seville” episode of THE SIMPSONS airing Sunday, Sept. 30 (8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (SI-1818) (TV-PG D, S, V)

Voice Cast: Voice Cast: Dan Castellaneta as Homer Simpson; Julie Kavner as Marge Simpson; Nancy Cartwright as Bart Simpson; Yeardley Smith as Lisa Simpson; Hank Azaria as Moe; Harry Shearer as Principal Skinner; Pamela Hayden as Sad Boy; Tress MacNeille as Nurse

Guest Voice Cast: Maya Rudolph as Julia, Placido Domingo as himself




--“KING OF THE HILL”—(8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC

 

BOBBY FIGHTS FOR EVERYONE’S RIGHTS…TO IMPRESS A GIRL
ON “KING OF THE HILL”
SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 30, ON FOX
 


When Bobby protests against soda machines in the school, his determination attracts the attention of his socially conscious classmate Olivia. He continues his fight in hopes of getting a date with her. The “protest” leads to the machines being removed from campu,s which sends the teachers into a panic because they are using the funds to pay for their “retreat”. The teachers devise a new plan to raise money by placing electronic news tickers with advertising for energy bars around the school, which further outrages Olivia, who encourages Bobby to have them removed. In response, Bobby arranges a school walkout but struggles to maintain the crowd, and he looks to Hank for help in the “Bobby Rae” episode of KING OF THE HILL airing Sunday, Sept. 30 (8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (KH-1112) (TV-PG D)

Voice Cast: Mike Judge as Hank Hill & Boomhauer; Kathy Najimy as Peggy Hill; Pamela S. Adlon as Bobby Hill; Brittany Murphy as Luanne; Johnny Hardwick as Dale; Stephen Root as Bill.

Guest Voice Cast: Lauren Tom as Connie and Ms. Wallace, Breckin Meyer as Mr. Haggerty and Joseph, Paul Butcher as Kenny, David Herman as Mr. Webber, Mo Collins as Ms. Clark, Dennis Burkley as Principal Moss and Rini Bell as Olivia.




**TIME PERIOD PREMIERE**—“FAMILY GUY”—(9:00-9:30 PM ET/PT) CC

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

BRIAN’S IN THE DOG HOUSE
ON “FAMILY GUY”
SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 30, ON FOX

Drew Barrymore Makes a Guest Voice Appearance
 


When Peter convinces Brian to move in with his dense girlfriend Jillian (Drew Barrymore), she ends up smothering him, but he keeps her around for the lovin’. Stewie moves in with them to help pay the rent, but he tries to get Brian back on the playing field by throwing him a drunken party and interfering with their relationship. Meanwhile, Meg gets a job at the local convenience store, as does Chris, who gets chummy with the manager, Carl. While Chris and Carl talk about their favorite movies, Meg is saddled with all the hard work. She eventually stands up for herself and as a result gets fired in the “Movin’ Out (Brian’s Song)” episode of FAMILY GUY (9:00-9:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (FG-514) (TV-14 D, L, S)

Voice Cast: Seth MacFarlane as Peter Griffin, Stewie Griffin, Brian Griffin, and Quagmire; Alex Borstein as Lois Griffin; Seth Green as Chris Griffin; Mila Kunis as Meg Griffin; Mike Henry as Cleveland.

Guest Voice Cast: Drew Barrymore



 
**SEASON PREMIERE**—“AMERICAN DAD”—(9:30-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

THE SMITH FAMILY GOES ON A CIA VACATION
ON THE SEASON PREMIERE OF “AMERICAN DAD”
SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 30, ON FOX
 


When Francine discovers that all their family vacations have been artificial memories created by CIA so that Stan could ditch the family, she is fuming and demands a real vacation. However, when the vacation seems too good to be true, Francine is convinced it is also the work of the CIA and causes the family has to suffer the consequences. Meanwhile, Roger makes a desperate effort to be the greatest actor who ever lived in “The Vacation Goo” episode of AMERICAN DAD Sunday, Sept. 30 (9:30-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (DAD-222) (TV-14 D, L, S, V)

Voice Cast: Seth MacFarlane as Stan Smith and Roger the Alien; Wendy Schaal as Francine Smith; Rachael MacFarlane as Hayley; Scott Grimes as Steve; and Dee Bradley Baker as Klaus.





 

MONDAY, OCTOBER 1
 



--“PRISON BREAK”—(8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

MICHAEL PLAYS A DANGEROUS GAME OF TELEPHONE;
LINCOLN ATTEMPTS A DARING RESCUE;
WHISTLER COMES CLEAN AS MAHONE IS TEMPTED TO GET DIRTY;
BELLICK MUST DO SOME FANCY FOOTWORK
ON “PRISON BREAK”
MONDAY, OCTOBER 1, ON FOX
 


Determined to speak with Sara, Michael enlists T-Bag’s help to get to the only phone in Sona: Lechero’s; Lincoln attempts a daring rescue; Whistler comes clean to Michael, just as Mahone is tempted to fall back on a dirty habit; and Bellick makes an enemy while attempting to get back on his feet on the “Call Waiting” episode of PRISON BREAK airing Monday, Oct. 1 (8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (PB-303) (TV-D, L, V)

Cast: Dominic Purcell as Lincoln Burrows; Wentworth Miller as Michael Scofield; Amaury Nolasco as Fernando Sucre; Robert Knepper as Theodore “T-Bag” Bagwell; Wade Williams as Brad Bellick; Robert Wisdom as Lechero; Chris Vance as James Whistler; Danay Garcia as Sofia Lugo; and Jodi Lyn O’Keefe as Susan B. Anthony; with William Fichtner as Alexander Mahone

Guest Cast: Marshall Allman as LJ Burrows; Laurence Mason as Sammy; Carlo Alban as McGrady; Manny Rubio as Nieves; Joe Holt as Pistachio; Ramon Franco as Raul; Eduardo Ambriz DeColosio as Augusto; Curtis Wayne as Cheo; Davi Jay as Papo;



--“K-VILLE”—(9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

 

THE FORMER NEW ORLEANS DISTRICT ATTORNEY IS FOUND DEAD TRIGGERING AN INVESTIGATION FOR BOULET AND COBB
ON “K-VILLE”
MONDAY, SEPTEMBER 24, ON FOX
 


When the former New Orleans District Attorney is found murdered, evidence leads unlikely cop partners Boulet and Cobb to an upscale brothel. As the case unfolds, the partners bring in a suspect all too familiar to Captain James Embry. Surprising developments and motives have Boulet and Cobb seeking justice in a very intense investigation in the “Bedfellows” episode of K-VILLE Monday, Oct. 1 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (KV-105) (TV-14 L, V)

Cast: Anthony Anderson as Marlin Boulet, Cole Hauser as Trevor Cobb, Tawny Cypress as Ginger “Love Tap” LeBeau, Blake Shields as Jeff “Glue Boy” Gooden and John Carroll Lynch as Captain James Embry.

Guest Cast: Elise Neal as Ayana Boulet, Jiya Fowler as Tawni Boulet, Milena Govich as D.A. Lyndsey Swann, Vickie Eng as Fong Trang, Adrienne Barbeau as Marquetta Dinovi, Kathryn Gordon as Sarah Rogate, Lara Grice as Theresa Beelman, Michael Mantell as Thomas Macy, Don Yesso as William Herck, Yohance Myles as Neighbor #1, Maureen Brennan as Neighbor #2, Gino Montesinos as Mateo Cruz, Michael Arata as Lawyer.





 

TUESDAY, OCTOBER 2
 



—“BONES”—(8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

THE TEAM DISCOVERS A SOCCER MOM’S HIDDEN PAST ON“BONES”
TUESDAY, OCTOBER 2, ON FOX

Ryan O’Neal Guest Stars
 


When a soccer mom gets blown up in her minivan, Brennan and Booth are on the case to figure out who would want to murder a seemingly innocent and inconspicuous suburbanite.  Upon investigation, the team discovers that the mother, June, had been a member of the National Liberation Army, a group of young radicals from the 1970s, and that the FBI had been looking for her for nearly thirty years.  When the team learns that June may have been on the verge of turning herself in for a violent crime she was involved in while part of the NLA, the motives for her murder become even more complicated.  Meanwhile, Brennan visits her father (guest star Ryan O’Neal) in prison and questions his reasons for wanting to see her, and Booth lends his advice on the situation.  Back at the lab, Hodgins is rendered speechless by a particularly beautiful FBI bomb expert working on the case in the “Soccer Mom in the Mini-Van” episode of BONES airing Tuesday, Oct. 2 (8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (BON-303) (TV-14 D, L, V)

Cast: Emily Deschanel as Dr. Temperance Brennan; David Boreanaz as FBI Special Agent Seeley Booth; TJ Thyne as Dr. Jack Hodgins; Michaela Conlin as Angela Montenegro; Eric Millegan as Zack Addy; Tamara Taylor as Dr. Camille “Cam” Saroyan.

Guest Cast: Patricia Belcher as Ausa Caroline Julian; Ryan O’Neal as Max Keenan; David Greenman as FBI Forensic Tech; Deborah Zoe as Special Agent Katherine Frost; Erich Anderson as Jeremy Nash; Ron Canada as Special Agent Sam Reilly; Richard Cox as Atty. Leonard Huntzinger; Chris Tardio as Danny Valenti; Scout Taylor-Compton as Celia Nash; Susan Rohrer as June Harris/Amy Nash




--“HOUSE”—(9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

HOUSE AUDITIONS POTENTIAL NEW TEAM MEMBERS
AND TREATS A FEMALE ASTRONAUT WHO SEES WHAT SHE HEARS
ON “HOUSE” TUESDAY, OCTOBER 2, ON FOX
 


House has relented in regard to interviewing potential team members, but he’s doing it his own way.  He has called in all 40 applicants for the open spots on his team (including guest stars Olivia Wilde, Kal Penn, Peter Jacobson, Anne Dudek and Edi Gathegi), each numbered individually by runners’ bibs, and puts them to the test in a Darwinian trial period. As he drills the fellows and arbitrarily fires some along the way, he is approached by a fighter pilot named Greta, a candidate for NASA’s astronaut training program. Greta suffers from a neurological disorder in which she is converting visual images to sound, or hearing with her eyes. Knowing that NASA would reject any possibility of her becoming an astronaut if they knew of her problem, Greta begs House to treat her in secret. Keeping her identity private, House takes the case to his fellowship candidates and pits them against one another to come up with an accurate diagnosis. Meanwhile, House is ruffled when he thinks he sees Cameron, Chase and Foreman in the hospital hallways in “The Right Stuff” episode of HOUSE airing Tuesday, Oct. 2 (9:00–10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (HOU-402) (TV-14 D)

Cast: Hugh Laurie as Dr. Gregory House; Lisa Edelstein as Dr. Lisa Cuddy; Omar Epps as Dr. Eric Foreman; Robert Sean Leonard as Dr. James Wilson; Jennifer Morrison as Dr. Allison Cameron; Jesse Spencer as Dr. Robert Chase.

Guest Cast: Essence Atkins as Greta; Anne Dudek as Amber; Olivia Wilde as Thirteen; Peter Jacobson as Taub; Kal Penn as Kutner; Heather Fox as Ashka; Jonathan Sadowski as Mason; Carmen Argenziano as Henry; Edi Gathegi as Cole; Jason Manuel Olazábal as O’Reilly; Andy Comeau as Brennan; Meera Simhan as Jody; Melinda Dahl as Twin 15A; Caitlin Dahl as Twin 15B; Kathryn Adams as Number 23; Larkin Campbell as Dave; Jaimarie Bjorge as Beautiful Doctor; Bobbin Bergstrom as Nurse

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WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER 3
 



--“BACK TO YOU”—(8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

 

KELLY HAS RESERVATIONS
WHEN CHUCK JOINS HER AND GRACIE FOR DINNER
ON “BACK TO YOU”
WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER 3, ON FOX
 


Chuck and Kelly seem to be getting on each other’s last nerve on- and off-camera. But when Chuck’s dinner date is called off, he runs into Kelly and Gracie having dinner at a restaurant near the station and awkwardly joins them for a meal. Chuck and Gracie hit it off – and take a few stabs at Kelly while they’re at it – and despite Kelly’s disdain, she begins to think that having Chuck around might just be a good thing for Gracie. Back at the station, Marsh generously offers to help Gary create his own news anchor promo reel after his first attempt at a highlights video does not turn out quite the way he had hoped it. Meanwhile, Montana is distraught over her broken relationship, which she learned about on-air, and Ryan has to hide his infatuation for her and collect herself in time for the night’s broadcast in the “First Supper” episode of BACK TO YOU airing Wednesday, Oct. 3 (8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (BTY-103) (TV-14 D, L)

Cast: Kelsey Grammer as Chuck Darling; Patricia Heaton as Kelly Carr; Fred Willard as Marsh McGinley; Ty Burrell as Gary Crezyzewski; Josh Gad as Ryan Church; Ayda Field as Montana Diaz Herrera; Laura Marano as Gracie Carr.



--“‘TIL DEATH”—(8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

 

EDDIE IS THE KING OF THE COURT
ON “‘TIL DEATH”
WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMBER 26, ON FOX
 


When Jeff runs into a rival vice principal (guest star John Cho) from a snooty private school, he lets his competitive side get the best of him and signs up for a school faculty basketball league. The team’s secret weapon is Eddie, who’s a former state basketball champion. However, Eddie has a shocking secret he has kept for over 20 years – a secret so astonishing not even Joy knows about it in the “Come Out and Play” episode of ‘TIL DEATH airing Wednesday, Sept. 26 (8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (TIL-202) (TV-PG D, L)

Cast: Brad Garrett; Joely Fisher; Eddie Kaye Thomas; and Kat Foster.

Guest Cast: John Cho as Neil; Nick Bakay as Karl; Darryl Sivad as Tom; and Ross Mackenzie as Terry.



--“KITCHEN NIGHTMARES”—“The Mixing Bowl”—(9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC

 

CHEF GORDON RAMSAY ATTEMPTS TO “CLEAN UP”
BELLMORE, NY, RESTAURANT THE MIXING BOWL
ON “KITCHEN NIGHTMARES”
WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER 3, ON FOX
 


Gordon visits The Mixing Bowl, a small restaurant in Bellmore, NY. With the owner in the kitchen and an inexperienced manager running the front of the house, things are going downhill … fast. And with coupons and special discounts being this restaurant’s specialty, it’s no wonder they aren’t making money. Gordon has to make some major changes to keep “The Mixing Bowl” afloat on KITCHEN NIGHTMARES Wednesday, Oct. 3 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (KN-105) (TV-14 L)

Cast: Head Chef Gordon Ramsay






 

THURSDAY, OCTOBER 4
 



--“ARE YOU SMARTER THAN A 5TH GRADER?”—(8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC

 

IT’S A NEW SCHOOL YEAR WITH A NEW CLASS OF FIFTH GRADERS
ON “ARE YOU SMARTER THAN A 5TH GRADER?”
THURSDAY, OCTOBER 4, ON FOX
 


It’s time to meet the new class of 5th graders when Sierra, Mackenzie, Olivia, Cody and Nathan take their seats in the front of the class to help contestants on this atypical quiz show that tests adults’ lack of knowledge – as revealed by how much they’ve forgotten since elementary school. Grownups again find themselves in a classroom setting, revisiting their youth, as they tackle subjects they’ve already been taught, ranging from art to geography and math to social studies. However, the players are not alone. There is a way for contestants to “cheat” in this classroom. The adults have the opportunity to get some help from real grade-schoolers, who will offer what they think is the correct a-n-s-w-e-r on ARE YOU SMARTER THAN A 5TH GRADER? Thursday, Oct. 4 (8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (AYS-201) (TV-PG)

Host: Jeff Foxworthy




--“DON’T FORGET THE LYRICS!”—(9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC

 

HOW WELL DO YOU KNOW THE WORDS TO YOUR FAVORITE SONGS?
FIND OUT
ON “DON’T FORGET THE LYRICS!”
THURSDAY, OCTOBER 4, ON FOX
 


We all think we know the words to popular songs, but when there’s a million dollars at stake, will contestants be able to keep singing when the music stops? Or will they be at a loss for words? On this exciting new game show, contestants choose songs from different genres, decades and musical artists. Then they take center stage to sing alongside the studio band as the lyrics are projected on screen – but suddenly the music stops and the words disappear. Will the contestants belt out the correct missing lyric, or freeze under pressure? Wayne Brady hosts DON’T FORGET THE LYRICS! Thursday, Oct. 4 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (LYR-111) (TV-PG)

Host: Wayne Brady

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FRIDAY, OCTOBER 5
 



--“ARE YOU SMARTER THAN A 5TH GRADER?”—(8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC

 

WHAT NUMBER IS 11 MORE THAN 55 AND 9 LESS THAN 75?

FIND OUT ON “ARE YOU SMARTER THAN A 5TH GRADER?”
FRIDAY, OCTOBER 5, ON FOX
 


An elementary school teacher and a former frat boy head back to class on this atypical quiz show that tests adults’ lack of knowledge – as revealed by how much they’ve forgotten since elementary school. Grownups again find themselves in a classroom setting, revisiting their youth, as they tackle subjects they’ve already been taught, ranging from art to geography and math to social studies. However, the players are not alone. There is a way for contestants to “cheat” in this classroom. The adults have the opportunity to get some help from real grade-schoolers, who will offer what they think is the correct a-n-s-w-e-r on an all-new episode of ARE YOU SMARTER THAN A 5th GRADER? Friday, Oct. 5 (8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (AYS-202) (TV-PG)

Host: Jeff Foxworthy




--“K-VILLE”—(Encore)—(9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

 

BOULET AND COBB TRACK PRISON ESCAPEES AND
DETECT A MAJOR CORRUPTION CASE FACING NEW ORLEANS
ON “K-VILLE”
FRIDAY, OCTOBER 5, ON FOX
 


When a jailbreak triggers a manhunt, NOPD cops Cobb and Boulet follow unconventional leads to New Orleans’ Louis Armstrong Airport. At the scene, unexpected developments hinder the intense search. As the investigation centering on the fugitives unfolds, the scope of the case expands and Cobb’s history and experience are tested. Meanwhile, Captain Embry and Boulet battle frustration in dealing with powerful player Terrence DeVille, the Criminal Sheriff of New Orleans. Boulet, Cobb, “Love Tap” and “Glue Boy” uncover evidence left behind from the prison escape and a money trail, which exposes a deplorable cover-up in the “Cobb’s Web” episode of K-VILLE encoring Friday, Oct. 5 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (KV-103) (TV-14 L, V)

Cast: Anthony Anderson as Marlin Boulet, Cole Hauser as Trevor Cobb, Tawny Cypress as Ginger “Love Tap” LeBeau, Blake Shields as Jeff “Glue Boy” Gooden and John Carroll Lynch as Captain James Embry.

Guest Cast: Amanda Righetti as A.J. Gossett, Milena Govich as D.A. Lyndsey Swann, Jamie McShane as Deputy Carlsson, Wayne Duvall as Terrence Deville, Chad Todhunter as Tim Dunlevy, Thomas Elliott as Chris Green, Alex Rayme as Fredi Leon, Maria Soccor as Laurenencia Leon, Rhoda Griffins as Cora Dunlevy, Andrew Masset as Tim Dunlevy, Sr., Mariana Klaveno as Kelly Vert, Rio Hackford as Bartender and David Jensen as Lanky.

NASHVILLE is preempted this night and will be rescheduled at a later date.]




 

SATURDAY, OCTOBER 6
 



--“COPS: COAST TO COAST”—(8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) CC

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

OFFICERS POLICE DRUGS AND DOMESTIC DISPUTES
ON “COPS: COAST TO COAST” SATURDAY, OCTOBER 6, ON FOX
 


When Officer Deputy Rick Lee of the Brevard County, FL, Sheriff’s Office patrols an area known for drug trafficking, he spots a car driving through a parking lot without its lights on. He pulls over the vehicle and the front seat passenger attempts to flee. Also featured is Deputy Robert Wiggs of the Riverside, CA, County Sheriff’s called to the scene of a domestic dispute and finds the suspect hiding on an all-new COPS: COAST TO COAST airing Saturday, Oct. 6 (8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (CP-2003) (TV-PG V)



--“COPS: FAMILY TIES SPECIAL EDITION”—(8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

CHASE LEADS SUSPECTS TO AN ARRESTING CONCLUSION
ON “COPS: FAMILY TIES SPECIAL EDITION”
SATURDAY, OCTOBER 6, ON FOX
 


After chasing a suspicious speeding vehicle to the driver’s home, Officer Bill Wagner of the Wichita, KS, Police Department questions a trio of suspects and discovers evidence that is cause for all three suspects to be placed under arrest. Also featured is Officer Brian Kinney of the Lowell, MA, Police Department, who detains a man driving a motorcycle without a license on COPS: FAMILY TIES SPECIAL EDITION airing Saturday, Oct. 6 (8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (CP-1914) (TV-PG V)




--“AMERICA’S MOST WANTED: AMERICA FIGHTS BACK”—(9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC

 

“AMERICA’S MOST WANTED: AMERICA FIGHTS BACK”
CONTINUES ITS PURSUIT OF JUSTICE
SATURDAY, OCTOBER 6, ON FOX
 


AMERICA’S MOST WANTED: AMERICA FIGHTS BACK takes on the nation's hottest crime issues. This crime-fighting program focuses on capturing fugitives, protecting victims and empowering citizens within the criminal justice system. The series also takes an in-depth look at laws that harm victims, champions the cause of lawmakers fighting to protect victims' rights and presents news of recent captures, convictions and missing children cases. AMERICA’S MOST WANTED: AMERICA FIGHTS BACK airs Saturday, Oct. 6 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (MW-2105) (TV-PG V)

Host: John Walsh




--“MADtv”—(11:00 PM-Midnight ET/PT) CC

 

“MADtv” THROWS AN OSCAR-WINNING PUNCH
WHEN SUSAN SARANDON HOSTS
“MADtv’s MOST WANTED”
SATURDAY, OCTOBER 6, ON FOX
 


Academy Award-winning actress Sarandon (“Dead Man Walking,” “Thelma and Louise”) hosts “MADtv’s Most Wanted.” This special-edition episode will include fan-favorite sketches featuring Michael McDonald as “Stuart,” Alex Borstein as “Miss Swan,” Mo Collins as “Lorraine” and Nicole Sullivan as “The Vancome Lady” on MADtv airing Saturday Oct. 6, (11:00 PM-Midnight ET/PT) on FOX.  (MD-1304) (TV-14 D, L, S)

Guest Host: Susan Sarandon




--“TALKSHOW WITH SPIKE FERESTEN”—(Midnight-12:30 AM ET/PT) CC

 

GET YOUR SPIKE ON!
“TALKSHOW WITH SPIKE FERESTEN”
SATURDAY, OCTOBER 6, ON FOX
 


TALKSHOW with Spike Feresten keeps you laughing until the wee hours of the morning with his hilarious in-studio guests and adventurous street sketches in an all-new episode of TALKSHOW WITH SPIKE FERESTEN airing Saturday, Oct. 26 (Midnight-12:30 AM ET/PT) on FOX.  (SPK-204) (TV-14 D, L, S)

Host: Spike Feresten






 

SUNDAY, OCTOBER 7
 



--“KING OF THE HILL”—(7:00-7:30 PM ET/PT) CC

 

PEGGY HAS HER EYE ON THE HEIGHTS
ON “KING OF THE HILL” SUNDAY, OCTOBER 7, ON FOX
 


When Peggy puts her eye on selling real estate in exclusive Arlen Heights, she befriends Heights residents Cindy and Ted in an effort to utilize their social circle for work. Cindy embraces the new friendship and scams Peggy into becoming the new “Cozy Kitchen” representative. With boxes of products to sell, Peggy quickly learns that Arlen Heights isn’t as perfect and prestigious as it seems. Meanwhile, Dale, who has been using the identity of Rusty Shackelford, is surprised by a visit from the real Rusty in the “Peggy’s Gone to Pots” episode of KING OF THE HILL Sunday, Oct. 7 (7:00-7:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (KH-1109) (TV-PG L, V)

Voice Cast: Mike Judge as Hank Hill & Boomhauer; Kathy Najimy as Peggy Hill; Pamela S. Adlon as Bobby Hill, Cindy & Donna; Brittany Murphy as Luanne & Sales Associate; Johnny Hardwick as Dale; Stephen Root as Bill & Strickland; Toby Huss as Joe Jack, Kahn & Ted; Ashley Gardner as Nancy & Candi; and Lauren Tom as Minh & Wealthy Woman.

Guest Voice Cast: Chris Elliott as Chris Sizemore; Wyatt Cenac as Customer & Guard; Peri Gilpin as Judy; Phil Hendrie as Roger & Man; and Scott Klace as Rusty.




--“THE SIMPSONS”—(7:30-8:00 PM ET/PT) CC

 

HOMER BECOMES A JARHEAD
ON “THE SIMPSONS”
SUNDAY, OCTOBER 7, ON FOX

Kiefer Sutherland Makes a Guest-Voice Appearance
 


After Bart gets out of a commitment to join the Army at 18, Homer falls prey to a couple of Army recruiters and lands himself in basic training. Homer, of course, treats it like summer camp and infuriates his hard-nosed colonel (guest voice Kiefer Sutherland) when he is unfazed by the constant hazing and humiliation. Homer is assigned as the enemy of the Army’s war games, but when the war games get out of hand and Springfield becomes the battlefield, Homer and the Springfield community must join forces before the city goes up in smoke in the “G. I. (Annoyed Grunt)” episode of THE SIMPSONS Sunday, Oct. 7 (7:30-8:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (SI-1721) (TV-PG V)

Voice Cast: Dan Castellaneta as Homer Simpson, Julie Kavner as Marge Simpson; Nancy Cartwright as Bart Simpson; Yeardley Smith as Lisa Simpson; Pamela Hayden as Milhouse; Hank Azaria as Moe; Tress MacNeille as Mrs. Skinner and Russi Taylor as Sherri.

Guest Voice Cast: Kiefer Sutherland as The Colonel.

 The previously announced KING OF THE HILL episode at 7:30 PM (KH-1110) has been rescheduled to 9/30 at 7:00 PM.]



--“THE SIMPSONS”—(8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) CC

 

HOMER GETS CARRIED AWAY WITH HIS NEW JOB AS A TOW TRUCK DRIVER AND MARGE HIRES OUTSIDE HELP TO MAKE MAGGIE MORE INDEPENDENT
ON “THE SIMPSONS” SUNDAY, OCTOBER 7, ON FOX

Matt Dillon Makes Guest Voice Appearance
 


Feeling that Maggie is getting too clingy, Marge hires a counselor to teach her the “C.R.I.E. Method,” a counseling program that helps parents raise their children to be very independent at an early age. But the method works a little too well, leaving Maggie with no need for Marge at all. Meanwhile, Homer goes in search of milk for Maggie in Mookington and ends up having his car towed by a tow truck driver named Louie (Matt Dillon) who introduces Homer to the joy of towing cars for a living. Louie invites Homer to be the tow truck driver for Springfield on one condition: that Homer stay off of Louie’s turf in Mookington. When Homer gets a little too “tow happy,” the residents of Springfield set Homer up to look like he’s towing in Louie’s territory, and Homer must suffer the wrath. With Homer missing, the newly independent Maggie is spurred to action in the “Midnight Towboy” episode of THE SIMPSONS Sunday, Oct. 7 (8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (SI-1821)(TV-PG D, L, V)

Voice Cast: Voice Cast: Dan Castellaneta as Homer Simpson; Julie Kavner as Marge Simpson; Nancy Cartwright as Bart Simpson; Yeardley Smith as Lisa Simpson; Hank Azaria as Moe; Pamela Hayden as Bride; Tress MacNeille as Mrs. Skinner.

Guest Voice Cast: Matt Dillon as Louie




--“KING OF THE HILL”—(8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC

 

BOBBY BECOMES A CHEERLEADER
ON “KING OF THE HILL”
SUNDAY, OCTOBER 7, ON FOX

Lisa Edelstein (HOUSE) Makes a Guest Voice Appearance
 


Bobby is not a happy camper when he is asked to dress up as a cheerleader and shake his pom-poms to support the girls as they play football in the school’s annual Powder Puff game. Hank encourages him to get into the spirit of things, having once been a Powder Puff boy along with Bill, Dale and Principal Moss. Bobby changes his attitude and is soon the leader of the squad. Meanwhile, Peggy volunteers with the PTA and meets Alexis, an ex-attorney who has left her job to become a more involved mother. Alexis (guest voice Lisa Edelstein) rallies to stop the boys’ antics, with Peggy’s reluctant support, and Principal Moss shuts them down. Hank goes before the PTA to reverse the decision, with Peggy changing her stance. However, Bobby and the boys still find a way to carry on the tradition in the “The Powder Puff Boys” episode of KING OF THE HILL airing Sunday, Oct. 7 (8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (KH-1116) (TV-PG D, L)

Voice Cast: Mike Judge as Hank Hill & Boomhauer; Kathy Najimy as Peggy Hill; Pamela S. Adlon as Bobby Hill; Brittany Murphy as Luanne; Johnny Hardwick as Dale; Stephen Root as Bill.

Guest Voice Cast: Lisa Edelstein as Alexis.



--“FAMILY GUY”—(9:00-9:30 PM ET/PT) CC

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

JOE CAN WALK!!!!
ON “FAMILY GUY”
SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 23, ON FOX

Jennifer Tilly and Patrick Warburton Make Guest Voice Appearances
 


After Bonnie (Jennifer Tilly) tells Joe (Patrick Warburton) that she is tired of being married to a handicapped person, Joe decides to get a leg transplant. Excited about his new ability to walk, Joe dives head first into extreme sports and begins to hang around more active friends. Meanwhile, Peter and the guys are upset at how Joe is acting and decide to teach him a lesson. In doing so, they re cripple him and he is back to normal in the “Believe It Or Not Joe’s Walking On Air” episode of FAMILY GUY (9:00-9:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (FG-515) (TV-14 D, L, V)

Voice Cast: Seth MacFarlane as Peter Griffin, Stewie Griffin, Brian Griffin, and Quagmire; Alex Borstein as Lois Griffin; Seth Green as Chris Griffin; Mila Kunis as Meg Griffin; Mike Henry as Cleveland.

Guest Voice Cast: Jennifer Tilly as Bonnie and Patrick Warburton as Joe




--“AMERICAN DAD”—(9:30-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

STAN IS ON A POWER TRIP
ON “AMERICAN DAD”
 
SUNDAY, OCTOBER 7, ON FOX

Forest Whitaker and Molly Shannon Make Guest Voice Appearances
 


In order to be taken more seriously and to be a "somebody," Stan becomes a meter maid who seems to have all of the power. Now he's getting the best tables at restaurants (threatening to ticket and tow), pocketing quarters from meters and impressing Francine with his prowess. But, when Turlington (Whitaker) from Parking Internal Affairs pays him a visit, Stan realizes crime and this lifestyle don't pay. Meanwhile, Haley poses nude for a college art class and is surprised to see Roger there in the “Meter Made” episode of AMERICAN DAD Sunday, Oct. 7 (9:30-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (DAD-301) (TV-14 L, V)

Voice Cast: Seth MacFarlane as Stan Smith and Roger the Alien; Wendy Schaal as Francine Smith; Rachael MacFarlane as Hayley; Scott Grimes as Steve; and Dee Bradley Baker as Klaus.

Guest Voice: Forest Whitaker as Turlington and Molly Shannon as Kristy. 




 

- FOX -
 

 

 
 
 
 
 
 
SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 23
 



--“KING OF THE HILL”—(7:00-7:30 PM PT) CC

 

BILL FINDS RELIGION AND A GIRLFRIEND
ON “KING OF THE HILL”
SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 23, ON FOX
 


When Bill survives the roof caving in over his bed, he takes it as a sign from God and immerses himself in church activities. Hank soon discovers that Bill’s religious zeal may be due to a secret affair with Reverend Stroup. But when Reverend Stroup quits the church and moves in with Bill, an overwhelmed Bill tries to break up with her in ”The Passion of the Dauterive” episode of KING OF THE HILL Sunday, Sept. 23 (7:00-7:30 PM PT) on FOX.  (KH-1107) (TV-PG D, L)

Voice Cast: Mike Judge as Hank Hill, Boomhauer & Dooley; Kathy Najimy as Peggy Hill; Pamela S. Adlon as Bobby Hill, Sue & Woman #2; Johnny Hardwick as Dale & Video Game Pedestrians; Stephen Root as Bill, Male Deacon #2, Computer Voice & Strickland; Ashley Gardner as Reverend Stroup & Woman #1 and Toby Huss as Coach Kleehammer, Joe Jack & Kahn.

Guest Voice Cast: Scott Klace as Male Deacon #1 & Man; Randal Reeder as Customer; Justin Long as Gabriel; Breckin Meyer as Joseph & Sam

 Due to the preceding NFL doubleheader, KING OH THE HILL at 7:00 PM and 7:30 PM will air on the West Coast only.]


--“KING OF THE HILL”—(7:30-8:00 PM PT) CC

 

HANK IS GAMING FOR PROPANE
ON “KING OF THE HILL”
SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 23, ON FOX
 


When Hank becomes addicted to a video game about propane, a concerned Peggy tries to stop Hank’s gaming. Meanwhile, Bobby trains for the Presidential Fitness Test in the ”Grand Theft Arlen” episode of KING OF THE HILL Sunday, Sep. 23 (7:30-8:00 PM PT) on FOX.  (KH-1108) (TV-PG L, V)

Voice Cast: Mike Judge as Hank Hill, Dooley & Boomhauer; Kathy Najimy as Peggy Hill; Pamela S. Adlon as Bobby Hill; Johnny Hardwick as Dale & Video Game Pedestrians; Stephen Root as Bill, Computer Voice & Strickland; Toby Huss as Coach Kleehammer, Joe Jack & Kahn.

Guest Voice Cast: Randal Reeder as Customer; Justin Long as Gabriel; Breckin Meyer as Joseph & Sam; Dennis Burkley as Principal Moss; and Phil Lamarr as Roger.


Due to the preceding NFL doubleheader, KING OH THE HILL at 7:00 PM and 7:30 PM will air on the West Coast only.]


**SEASON PREMIERE**—“THE SIMPSONS”—(8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) CC

 

HOMER FLIES HIGH
ON THE SEASON PREMIERE OF “THE SIMPSONS”
SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 23, ON FOX

Lionel Richie and Stephen Colbert Makes Guest Voice Appearances
 


After Homer saves Mr. Burns from drowning in a mall fountain, Burns thanks him by taking him on a whirlwind trip to Chicago on his private plane. Homer is smitten with the luxury jet and all the perks that come with it, including flying with song legend Lionel Richie, who serenades him with a customized version of “Say You, Say Me.” After returning home, Homer makes it his mission to find a job that offers him the chance to fly on a corporate jet and enlists a life coach, guest star Stephen Colbert, to help fulfill this dream in the “He Loves to Fly and He D’ohs” episode of THE SIMPSONS Sunday, Sept. 23 (8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (SI-1820) (TV-PG D, L, S, V)

Voice Cast: Voice Cast: Dan Castellaneta as Homer Simpson; Julie Kavner as Marge Simpson; Nancy Cartwright as Bart Simpson; Yeardley Smith as Lisa Simpson; Hank Azaria as Moe; Pamela Hayden as Milhouse; Tress MacNeille as Flight Attendant.

Guest Voice Cast: Lionel Richie as himself and Stephen Colbert as Colby.




**SEASON PREMIERE**—“KING OF THE HILL”—(8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC

 

BOBBY GETS MESMERIZED BY FOOTBALL
ON THE SEASON PREMIERE OF
“KING OF THE HILL”
SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 23, ON FOX
 


Hank, Bill, Boomhauer and Dale take Bobby to a Texas vs. Nebraska college football game to measure Bobby’s new love for the sport. When Bobby ventures from the nosebleed section to a VIP suite belonging to retired Nebraska quarterback Jake Middleton, Hank goes to bring Bobby back but gets mesmerized by the complimentary food and drinks. Hank and the boys stir up some trouble when Nebraska’s assistant phones the box for a play from Middleton and Hank pretends to be Jake and calls a play that will be make it or break it for Texas in the “Suite Smells of Excess” season premiere episode of KING OF THE HILL airing Sunday, Sept. 23 (8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (KH-1113) (TV-PG L, V)

Voice Cast: Mike Judge as Hank Hill & Boomhauer; Kathy Najimy as Peggy Hill; Pamela S. Adlon as Bobby Hill; Brittany Murphy as Luanne; Johnny Hardwick as Dale; Stephen Root as Bill and Toby Huss as Coach Kleehammer.




**1-HOUR SEASON PREMIERE**—“FAMILY GUY”—(9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

IT’S THE FARCE OF THE FORCE
ON THE ONE-HOUR “STAR WARS”
SEASON PREMIERE OF “FAMILY GUY”
SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 23, ON FOX
 


When the power goes out in the Griffin home, Peter decides to educate his family and pass along the greatest story ever told…the story of Star Wars! After Princess Leia (Lois) comes under siege by Darth Vader (Stewie) and his evil Storm Troopers, C-3PO (Quagmire) and R2-D2 (Cleveland) escape to find the only person who can help the Rebel Alliance. On their quest thorough the desert planet of Tatooine, C-3PO and R-2D2 find extra help in Obi-Wan Kenobi (Creepy Guy), Luke Skywalker (Chris), Han Solo (Peter) and Chewbacca (Brian) and head back to battle the Death Star in an epic intergalactic fight to the death in the “Blue Harvest, Parts 1 & 2” episode of FAMILY GUY airing Sunday, Sept. 23 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (FG-516/522) (TV-14 D, L, V)

Voice Cast: Seth MacFarlane as Peter Griffin, Stewie Griffin, Brian Griffin, and Quagmire; Alex Borstein as Lois Griffin; Seth Green as Chris Griffin; Mila Kunis as Meg Griffin; Mike Henry as Cleveland.

 AMERICAN DAD is preempted this night.]



 

MONDAY, SEPTEMBER 24
 



--“PRISON BREAK”—(8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

MICHAEL RACES TO FIND WHISTLER BEFORE MAHONE;
LINCOLN RUNS INTO AN OLD FRIEND
AND RECOVERS A VALUABLE CLUE;
WATER RUNS LOW AS LECHERO LOSES CONTROL OF THE PRISONERS
ON AN ALL-NEW “PRISON BREAK”
MONDAY, SEPTEMBER 24, ON FOX
 


Michael races to find a hidden Whistler before Mahone; searching for clues outside the prison, Lincoln runs into an old friend and makes a new one; T-Bag slithers his way into Lechero’s graces as the prisoners threaten a revolt due to the lack of agua (water) in the “Fire/Water” episode of PRISON BREAK airing Monday, Sept. 24 (8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (PB-302) (TV-14 D, L, V)

Cast: Dominic Purcell as Lincoln Burrows; Wentworth Miller as Michael Scofield; Amaury Nolasco as Fernando Sucre; Robert Knepper as Theodore “T-Bag” Bagwell; Wade Williams as Brad Bellick; Robert Wisdom as Lechero; Chris Vance as James Whistler; Danay Garcia as Sofia Lugo; and Jodi Lyn O’Keefe as Susan B. Anthony; with William Fichtner as Alexander Mahone.

Guest Cast: Camille Guaty as Maricruz; Laurence Mason as Sammy; Carlo Alban as McGrady; Ravil Isyanov as Wyatt; Curtis Wayne as Cheo; Davi Jay as Papo; Patty Silva as Vera.




--“K-VILLE”—(9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

 

BOULET AND COBB TRACK PRISON ESCAPEES AND
DETECT A MAJOR CORRUPTION CASE FACING NEW ORLEANS
ON “K-VILLE”
MONDAY, SEPTEMBER 24, ON FOX
 


When a jailbreak triggers a manhunt, NOPD cops Cobb and Boulet follow unconventional leads to New Orleans’ Louis Armstrong Airport. At the scene, unexpected developments hinder the intense search. As the investigation centering on the fugitives unfolds, the scope of the case expands and Cobb’s history and experience are tested. Meanwhile, Captain Embry and Boulet battle frustration in dealing with powerful player Terrence DeVille, the Criminal Sheriff of New Orleans. Boulet, Cobb, “Love Tap” and “Glue Boy” uncover evidence left behind from the prison escape and a money trail, which exposes a deplorable cover-up in the “Cobb’s Web” episode of K-VILLE Monday, Sept. 24 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (KV-103) (TV-14 L, V)

Cast: Anthony Anderson as Marlin Boulet, Cole Hauser as Trevor Cobb, Tawny Cypress as Ginger “Love Tap” LeBeau, Blake Shields as Jeff “Glue Boy” Gooden and John Carroll Lynch as Captain James Embry.

Guest Cast: Amanda Righetti as A.J. Gossett, Milena Govich as D.A. Lyndsey Swann, Jamie McShane as Deputy Carlsson, Wayne Duvall as Terrence Deville, Chad Todhunter as Tim Dunlevy, Thomas Elliott as Chris Green, Alex Rayme as Fredi Leon, Maria Soccor as Laurenencia Leon, Rhoda Griffins as Cora Dunlevy, Andrew Masset as Tim Dunlevy, Sr., Mariana Klaveno as Kelly Vert, Rio Hackford as Bartender and David Jensen as Lanky.











 

TUESDAY, SEPTEMBER 25
 



**SEASON PREMIERE**—“BONES”—(8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

THE TEAM TRACKS A SERIAL KILLER
ON THE SEASON PREMIERE OF “BONES”
TUESDAY, SEPTEMBER 25, ON FOX
 


A group of teenagers are driving on the freeway when a skull smashes through their windshield. At the Jeffersonian lab, Brennan tests out a young forensic anthropologist to replace Zack, who has left for Iraq, and she and Cam examine the skull in question. They find it has marks made by human teeth, suggesting cannibalism. The team identifies the victim, a known violin protégé who disappeared after a concert. On a quest to find out what happened to him, Brennan and Booth go into the field. A trail of suspects leads them to a strange cannibalistic society, and the team must string together a gruesome and cryptic series of crimes – provided that Brennan and Booth can survive the newfound tension between them. Meanwhile, Cam suggests that Angela hire a private investigator to track down her ex-husband so she can annul her previous marriage and marry Hodgins, a task easier said than done in “The Widow’s Son in the Windshield” episode of BONES airing Tuesday, Sept. 25 (8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (BON-301) (TV-14 D, L, S, V)

Cast: Emily Deschanel as Dr. Temperance Brennan; David Boreanaz as FBI Special Agent Seeley Booth; TJ Thyne as Dr. Jack Hodgins; Michaela Conlin as Angela Montenegro; Eric Millegan as Zack Addy; Tamara Taylor as Dr. Camille “Cam” Saroyan.

Guest Cast: Patricia Belcher as Ausa Caroline Julian; Eugene Byrd as Clark Edison; Nathan Dean as FBI Agent Charlie Burns; Suzanne Ford as Rona Sumner; Michael Canavan as Leo Sumner; Raphael Sbarge as Doug Doyley; Andrew James Allen as Jason Harkness; Cynthia Preston as Amelia Trattner; J. Skylar Testa as Sk8r Driver; Robin Hines as Sk8r Gurl; Adam Weisman as Sk8r Boy; Dwayne Macopson as D.C. Beat Cop; Zev McAllister as Gavin Nichols.




 
**SEASON PREMIERE**—“HOUSE”—(9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

WITHOUT THE HELP OF A TEAM, HOUSE SCRAMBLES
TO DIAGNOSE A WOMAN AFTER A BUILDING COLLAPSES ON HER
ON THE SEASON PREMIERE OF “HOUSE”
TUESDAY, SEPTEMBER 25, ON FOX
 


When an office building collapses, House has to work fast to diagnose a young woman, Megan, who survived the disaster. Due to her injuries, Megan’s only form of communication is blinking. House, without a team since Foreman and Cameron quit and he fired Chase, talks through his ideas with a janitor at the hospital. As Megan’s condition worsens, Cuddy puts pressure on House to hire a new team, but House defiantly ignores her, and Wilson resorts to desperate measures and hits House where he knows it will hurt. As House persists in diagnosing Megan by himself, he realizes that the case is not what it appears, and that solitude may not be the answer in the “Alone” episode of HOUSE airing Tuesday, Sept. 25 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (HOU-401) (TV-14 D, L)

Cast: Hugh Laurie as Dr. Gregory House; Lisa Edelstein as Dr. Lisa Cuddy; Omar Epps as Dr. Eric Foreman; Robert Sean Leonard as Dr. James Wilson; Jennifer Morrison as Dr. Allison Cameron; Jesse Spencer as Dr. Robert Chase.

Guest Cast: Liliya Toneva as Liz; Kay Lenz as Mrs. Bradberry; Conor Dubin as Ben; Bevin Prince as Megan; Pat Millicano as Leon; Kathryn Adams as Young Doctor; Ken Takemoto as Sam Lee; Leo Vargas as Male Nurse; Maurice Godin as Dr. Hourani; Xhercis as Imelda; Shannon McClung as Doug; Bobbin Bergstrom as Nurse.





 

WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMBER 26
 



--“BACK TO YOU”—(8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

 

THINGS GET FISHY AT WURG
AS CHUCK RECEIVES A GOLDFISH AS A GIFT
AND ATTEMPTS TO PROVE TO KELLY
THAT HE HAS WHAT IT TAKES TO KEEP IT AFLOAT
ON “BACK TO YOU”
WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMBER 26, ON FOX
 


When Chuck is given a goldfish as a gift, he feels compelled to prove his caretaking skills and sense of responsibility to Kelly, to show her he has what it takes to take care of a child. Chuck enlists the help of news director Ryan to help him maintain the illusion of a happy, healthy and very much alive goldfish. Meanwhile, as the team searches for more gripping news stories, field reporter Gary Crezyzewski prepares himself for a hands-on police Taser story, and sportscaster Marsh McGinley turns his attention to a magic trick he simply cannot seem to figure out in the “Fish Story” episode of BACK TO YOU airing Wednesday, Sept. 26 (8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (BTY-102) (TV-14 D, L)

Cast: Kelsey Grammer as Chuck Darling; Patricia Heaton as Kelly Carr; Fred Willard as Marsh McGinley; Ty Burrell as Gary Crezyzewski; Josh Gad as Ryan Church; Ayda Field as Montana Diaz Herrera; Laura Marano as Gracie Carr.




--“‘TIL DEATH”—(8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

 

EDDIE AND JOY ARE THE UNPOPULAR KIDS ON THE BLOCK
ON “‘TIL DEATH”
WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMBER 26, ON FOX
 


When Eddie and Joy are the only neighbors not included in an elderly neighbor’s funeral, they feel left out. Then, when Joy lands an invitation to sing at the funeral, Eddie goes to the extreme to have a role of his own. Meanwhile, Steph and Jeff argue over Steph’s eulogy in the “Four Neighbors and a Funeral” episode of ‘TIL DEATH airing Wednesday, Sept. 26 (8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (TIL-203) (TV-PG D, L)

Cast: Brad Garrett; Joely Fisher; Eddie Kaye Thomas; and Kat Foster.

Guest Cast: K Callan as Mrs. Bauer.



 The previously announced ‘TIL DEATH episode, TIL-202, will be rescheduled at a later date.]


--“KITCHEN NIGHTMARES”—Dillons—(9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

CHEF GORDON RAMSAY ATTEMPTS TO “CLEAN UP”
NEW YORK CITY RESTAURANT DILLONS
ON “KITCHEN NIGHTMARES”
WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMBER 26, ON FOX
 


Chef Gordon Ramsay is hitting the big city in an attempt to revamp Indian restaurant Dillons and make it one of the hottest venues in town. Only steps away from Ramsay’s own New York restaurant, he quickly changes things inside and out, in preparation for a grand reopening celebration in the “Dillons” episode of KITCHEN NIGHTMARES Wednesday, Sept. 26 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (KN-110) (TV-14 L)

Cast: Head Chef Gordon Ramsay





 

THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 27
 



--“ARE YOU SMARTER THAN A 5TH GRADER?”—(8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC

 

CONTESTANTS PICK THEIR BRAINS FOR A CHANCE TO WIN A MILLION
ON “ARE YOU SMARTER THAN A 5TH GRADER?”
THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 27, ON FOX
 


A wedding photographer who skipped first grade and a product analyst who is a former football player test whether their myriad of talents will be enough to score them mega pocket change on this atypical quiz show that tests adults’ lack of knowledge – as revealed by how much they’ve forgotten since elementary school. Grownups again find themselves in a classroom setting, revisiting their youth, as they tackle subjects they’ve already been taught, ranging from art to geography and math to social studies. However, the players are not alone. There is a way for contestants to “cheat” in this classroom. The adults have the opportunity to get some help from real grade-schoolers, who will offer what they think is the correct a-n-s-w-e-r on ARE YOU SMARTER THAN A 5TH GRADER? Thursday, Sept. 27 (8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (AYS-126) (TV-PG)

Host: Jeff Foxworthy




--“DON’T FORGET THE LYRICS!”—(9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC

 

GETTING TONGUE-TIED COULD COST YOU BIG
ON “DON’T FORGET THE LYRICS!”
THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 27, ON FOX
 


We all think we know the words to popular songs, but when there’s a million dollars at stake, will contestants be able to keep singing when the music stops? Or will they be at a loss for words? On this exciting new game show, contestants choose songs from different genres, decades and musical artists. Then they take center stage to sing alongside the studio band as the lyrics are projected on screen – but suddenly the music stops and the words disappear. Will the contestants belt out the correct missing lyric, or freeze under pressure? Wayne Brady hosts DON’T FORGET THE LYRICS! Thursday, Sept. 27 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (LYR-110) (TV-PG)

Host: Wayne Brady





 

FRIDAY, SEPTEMBER 28
 



--“ARE YOU SMARTER THAN A 5TH GRADER?”—(8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC

 

CONTESTANTS LOOK TO OLD SCHOOL KNOWLEDGE
FOR NEW SCHOOL PAYOFFS
ON “ARE YOU SMARTER THAN A 5TH GRADER?”
FRIDAY, SEPTEMBER 28, ON FOX

Third of Four Special Friday Airings
 


A product analyst from Pasadena, CA, and a tennis pro who majored in business head back to class on this atypical quiz show that tests adults’ lack of knowledge – as revealed by how much they’ve forgotten since elementary school. Grownups again find themselves in a classroom setting, revisiting their youth, as they tackle subjects they’ve already been taught, ranging from art to geography and math to social studies. However, the players are not alone. There is a way for contestants to “cheat” in this classroom. The adults have the opportunity to get some help from real grade-schoolers, who will offer what they think is the correct a-n-s-w-e-r on an all-new episode of ARE YOU SMARTER THAN A 5th GRADER? Friday, Sept. 28 (8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (AYS-127) (TV-PG)

Host: Jeff Foxworthy




--“NASHVILLE”—(9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC

 

THE CAST SHOWS THEIR TRUE COLORS
ON “NASHVILLE”
FRIDAY, SEPTEMBER 28, ON FOX
 


When newbie Mika lands a performance spot at a local showcase, scheduled with seasoned vets, Rachel is upset that Mika's road to stardom seems to be well-paved already. Meanwhile, Chuck begins his promotional tour, leaving his girlfriend Heather at home, but he finds very little brotherly love in Philadelphia for his new single. After Mika and Clint patch up their relationship, Clint has a special date with someone else. And, when Lindsey steps in to help Clint sort out his feelings, Rachel and Sarah suspect that Lindsey's true colors have come out in the “Red and Blue” episode of NASHVILLE airing Friday, Sept. 28 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (NVL-103) (TV-PG L)

Cast: Jeff Allen as himself, Rachel Bradshaw as herself, Mika Combs as herself, Sarah Gunsolus as herself, Lindsey Hager as herself, Erica Hoyt as herself, Jamey Johnson as himself, Clint Moseley as himself, Monty Powell as himself and Chuck Wicks as himself.





 

SATURDAY, SEPTEMBER 29
 



**COPS 20TH ANNIVERSARY SPECIAL**—“COPS: 20 YEARS…CAUGHT ON TAPE”—(8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN AMAZED
AS “COPS” MARKS TWO DECADES OF ARRESTING TELEVISION
WITH THE ONE-HOUR SPECIAL
“COPS: 20 YEARS…CAUGHT ON TAPE”
SATURDAY, SEPTEMBER 29, ON FOX
 


Fasten your seatbelts for a chair-gripping experience! This one-hour retrospective features classic COPS car chases, super-inebriated suspects, sizzling Tasers, disheartening domestics, problematic perps and gutsy officers from coast to coast. Highlights include:

 

bulletOfficers in Fresno, CA, question a stony suspect claiming he’s not driving under the influence despite the joint visibly tucked behind his ear.
bulletIn Albuquerque, NM, a male cross-dresser wearing a leopard one-piece is questioned. 
bulletIn Buffalo, NY, officers wrestle with a massive and hungry python hiding inside a residence.
bulletA suspect in Kansas City, MO, is so intoxicated when gets out from behind the wheel, he stumbles and lands a painful face plant.
bulletIn a heroic rescue in Passaic County, NJ, officers save a man from danger in a raging river.
 


You have the right to remain amazed by the commemorative anniversary special COPS: 20 YEARS…CAUGHT ON TAPE airing Saturday, Sept. 29 (8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (CP-2037/2038) (TV-PG L, V)




--“AMERICA’S MOST WANTED: AMERICA FIGHTS BACK”—(9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC

 

“AMERICA’S MOST WANTED: AMERICA FIGHTS BACK”
CONTINUES ITS PURSUIT OF JUSTICE
SATURDAY, SEPTEMBER 29, ON FOX
 


AMERICA’S MOST WANTED: AMERICA FIGHTS BACK takes on the nation's hottest crime issues. This crime-fighting program focuses on capturing fugitives, protecting victims and empowering citizens within the criminal justice system. The series also takes an in-depth look at laws that harm victims, champions the cause of lawmakers fighting to protect victims' rights and presents news of recent captures, convictions and missing children cases. AMERICA’S MOST WANTED: AMERICA FIGHTS BACK airs Saturday, Sept. 29 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (MW-2104) (TV-PG V)

Host: John Walsh




--“MADtv”—(11:00 PM-Midnight ET/PT) CC

 

SUPERSTAR BLOGGER PEREZ HILTON
TO HOST CRAZY COLLECTION OF POP CULTURE PARODIES
ON “MADtv”
SATURDAY, SEPTEMBER 29, ON FOX
 


Famed blogger Perez Hilton hosts a collection of pop culture parodies, including music videos, celebrity impersonations and commercial parodies from Bobby Lee’s “Crazy” video to Will Sasso in “Kenny Rogers Jackass” on MADtv airing Saturday Sept. 29 (11:00 PM-Midnight ET/PT) on FOX.  (MD-1303) (TV-14 D, L, S)

Guest Host: Perez Hilton




--“TALKSHOW WITH SPIKE FERESTEN”—(Midnight-12:30 AM ET/PT) CC

 

GET READY TO BE SPIKED
BY “TALKSHOW WITH SPIKE FERESTEN”
SATURDAY, SEPTEMBER 29, ON FOX
 


Stay up late for more irreverent comedy sketches and outstanding guests on an all-new TALKSHOW WITH SPIKE FERESTEN airing Saturday, Sept. 29 (Midnight-12:30 AM ET/PT) on FOX.  (SPK-203) (TV-14 D, L, S)

Host: Spike Feresten





 
 

SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 30
 



--“THE SIMPSONS”—(7:00-7:30 PM ET/PT) CC

 

HOMER BECOMES A JARHEAD
ON “THE SIMPSONS”
SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 30, ON FOX

Kiefer Sutherland Makes a Guest-Voice Appearance
 


After Bart gets out of a commitment to join the Army at 18, Homer falls prey to a couple of Army recruiters and lands himself in basic training. Homer, of course, treats it like summer camp and infuriates his hard-nosed colonel (guest voice Kiefer Sutherland) when he is unfazed by the constant hazing and humiliation. Homer is assigned as the enemy of the Army’s war games, but when the war games get out of hand and Springfield becomes the battlefield, Homer and the Springfield community must join forces before the city goes up in smoke in the “G. I (Annoyed Grunt)” episode of THE SIMPSONS Sunday, Sept. 30 (7:00-7:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (SI-1721) (TV-PG V)

Voice Cast: Dan Castellaneta as Homer Simpson, Julie Kavner as Marge Simpson; Nancy Cartwright as Bart Simpson; Yeardley Smith as Lisa Simpson; Pamela Hayden as Milhouse; Hank Azaria as Moe; Tress MacNeille as Mrs. Skinner and Russi Taylor as Sherri.

Guest Voice Cast: Kiefer Sutherland as The Colonel.




--“THE SIMPSONS”—(7:30-8:00 PM ET/PT) CC

 

AGENT BART SIMPSON MUST STOP THE STINK BOMB BULLIES
ON “THE SIMPSONS”
SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 30, ON FOX

Kiefer Sutherland and Mary Lynn Rajskub
Make Guest-Voice Appearances
 


Principal Skinner ushers the students of Springfield Elementary into a new era of sneaking, snooping and snitching with the opening of the school’s CTU – Counter Truancy Unit – with Lisa heading up the operation. Homer is sent on a mission to dispose of a container of yogurt so far past its freshness date that it could be toxic, but the reeking yogurt falls into the wrong hands. With the help of Jack Bauer (guest voice Kiefer Sutherland) and Chloe O’Brian (guest voice Mary Lynn Rajskub), Bart and Lisa must stop bullies Dolph, Kearney and Jimbo from releasing the ultimate stink bomb at the school’s annual bake sale in the “24 Minutes” episode of THE SIMPSONS airing Sunday, Sept. 30 (7:30-8:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (SI-1814) (TV-PG L, V)

Voice Cast: Voice Cast: Dan Castellaneta as Homer Simpson; Julie Kavner as Marge Simpson; Nancy Cartwright as Bart Simpson; Yeardley Smith as Lisa Simpson; Hank Azaria as Moe.

Guest Voice Cast: Kiefer Sutherland as Jack Bauer; Mary Lynn Rajskub as Chloe




--“THE SIMPSONS”—(8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) CC

 

HOMER BECOMES AN OPERA STAR,
ONLY TO FIND HIMSELF THE TARGET OF AN OBSESSED FAN
ON “THE SIMPSONS”
SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 30, ON FOX

Maya Rudolph and Placido Domingo Make Guest Voice Appearances
 


Homer injures himself in a fall, and while in the hospital he develops the ability to sing in a beautiful, operatic voice whenever he is lying on his back. Mr. Burns overhears Homer during one of his singing sessions at the hospital and immediately hires him to sing the lead in his production of “La Bohème.” Although Homer has to lie down during the performance, he wows the crowd at the Springfield Opera House. Homer becomes an enormous celebrity, especially with the ladies – much to Marge’s chagrin. While running from a mob of crazed fans, Homer is saved by a mysterious woman named Julia (Maya Rudolph), who turns out to be a little too concerned for Homer’s wellbeing in the “Homer of Seville” episode of THE SIMPSONS airing Sunday, Sept. 30 (8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (SI-1818) (TV-PG D, S, V)

Voice Cast: Voice Cast: Dan Castellaneta as Homer Simpson; Julie Kavner as Marge Simpson; Nancy Cartwright as Bart Simpson; Yeardley Smith as Lisa Simpson; Hank Azaria as Moe; Harry Shearer as Principal Skinner; Pamela Hayden as Sad Boy; Tress MacNeille as Nurse

Guest Voice Cast: Maya Rudolph as Julia, Placido Domingo as himself




--“KING OF THE HILL”—(8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC

 

BOBBY FIGHTS FOR EVERYONE’S RIGHTS…TO IMPRESS A GIRL
ON “KING OF THE HILL”
SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 30, ON FOX
 


When Bobby protests against soda machines in the school, his determination attracts the attention of his socially conscious classmate Olivia. He continues his fight in hopes of getting a date with her. The “protest” leads to the machines being removed from campu,s which sends the teachers into a panic because they are using the funds to pay for their “retreat”. The teachers devise a new plan to raise money by placing electronic news tickers with advertising for energy bars around the school, which further outrages Olivia, who encourages Bobby to have them removed. In response, Bobby arranges a school walkout but struggles to maintain the crowd, and he looks to Hank for help in the “Bobby Rae” episode of KING OF THE HILL airing Sunday, Sept. 30 (8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (KH-1112) (TV-PG D)

Voice Cast: Mike Judge as Hank Hill & Boomhauer; Kathy Najimy as Peggy Hill; Pamela S. Adlon as Bobby Hill; Brittany Murphy as Luanne; Johnny Hardwick as Dale; Stephen Root as Bill.

Guest Voice Cast: Lauren Tom as Connie and Ms. Wallace, Breckin Meyer as Mr. Haggerty and Joseph, Paul Butcher as Kenny, David Herman as Mr. Webber, Mo Collins as Ms. Clark, Dennis Burkley as Principal Moss and Rini Bell as Olivia.




**TIME PERIOD PREMIERE**—“FAMILY GUY”—(9:00-9:30 PM ET/PT) CC

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

BRIAN’S IN THE DOG HOUSE
ON “FAMILY GUY”
SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 30, ON FOX

Drew Barrymore Makes a Guest Voice Appearance
 


When Peter convinces Brian to move in with his dense girlfriend Jillian (Drew Barrymore), she ends up smothering him, but he keeps her around for the lovin’. Stewie moves in with them to help pay the rent, but he tries to get Brian back on the playing field by throwing him a drunken party and interfering with their relationship. Meanwhile, Meg gets a job at the local convenience store, as does Chris, who gets chummy with the manager, Carl. While Chris and Carl talk about their favorite movies, Meg is saddled with all the hard work. She eventually stands up for herself and as a result gets fired in the “Movin’ Out (Brian’s Song)” episode of FAMILY GUY (9:00-9:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (FG-514) (TV-14 D, L, S)

Voice Cast: Seth MacFarlane as Peter Griffin, Stewie Griffin, Brian Griffin, and Quagmire; Alex Borstein as Lois Griffin; Seth Green as Chris Griffin; Mila Kunis as Meg Griffin; Mike Henry as Cleveland.

Guest Voice Cast: Drew Barrymore




 
**SEASON PREMIERE**—“AMERICAN DAD”—(9:30-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

THE SMITH FAMILY GOES ON A CIA VACATION
ON THE SEASON PREMIERE OF “AMERICAN DAD”
SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 30, ON FOX
 


When Francine discovers that all their family vacations have been artificial memories created by CIA so that Stan could ditch the family, she is fuming and demands a real vacation. However, when the vacation seems too good to be true, Francine is convinced it is also the work of the CIA and causes the family has to suffer the consequences. Meanwhile, Roger makes a desperate effort to be the greatest actor who ever lived in “The Vacation Goo” episode of AMERICAN DAD Sunday, Sept. 30 (9:30-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (DAD-222) (TV-14 D, L, S, V)

Voice Cast: Seth MacFarlane as Stan Smith and Roger the Alien; Wendy Schaal as Francine Smith; Rachael MacFarlane as Hayley; Scott Grimes as Steve; and Dee Bradley Baker as Klaus.



 

 

 
 
 
 
 
 
SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 16
 



**FOX SPECIAL**—“COUNTDOWN TO THE EMMYS”—(7:00-8:00 PM ET live/PT tape-delayed) CC

 

FOX USHERS IN TELEVISION’S BIGGEST NIGHT
WITH “COUNTDOWN TO THE EMMYS” PRE-SHOW
LIVE FROM THE RED CARPET
SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 16, ON FOX
 


Mark Steines (“Entertainment Tonight”) and Lara Spencer (“The Insider”) host this star-studded special highlighting the arrivals of Emmy® nominees, presenters and special guests. An hour of red-carpet glamour ushers in television’s biggest night of the year on COUNTDOWN TO THE EMMYS Sunday, Sept. 16 (7:00-8:00 PM ET live/PT tape-delayed) on FOX.  (SP-0806) (TV-PG)

Hosts: Mark Steines, Lara Spencer




**FOX SPECIAL**—“59TH PRIMETIME EMMY AWARDS”—(8:00-11:00 PM ET live/PT tape-delayed) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

 

FOX PRESENTS TELEVISION’S BIGGEST NIGHT!

“THE 59TH PRIMETIME EMMY® AWARDS”
AIRS LIVE FROM THE HISTORIC SHRINE AUDITORIUM IN LOS ANGELES
SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 16, ON FOX

AMERICAN IDOL’s Ryan Seacrest Hosts
 


FOX presents the television industry’s most prestigious night of accolades, originating from the historic Shrine Auditorium in Los Angeles. AMERICAN IDOL’s Ryan Seacrest hosts the star-studded show, which is executive-produced by veteran awards producer Ken Ehrlich. In Emmy® tradition, television’s biggest stars will make appearances on the highly anticipated broadcast, which has the added benefit of being an eco-friendly and carbon-neutral event. Steve Carell, Kyle Chandler, the cast of “Entourage,” Kelsey Grammer, Patricia Heaton, Katherine Heigl, Hayden Panettiere, Jimmy Smits, Jon Stewart, Kiefer Sutherland and Kate Walsh are among the presenters for the 59TH PRIMETIME EMMY® AWARDS airing Sunday, Sept. 16 (8:00-11:00 ET Live/PT tape-delayed) on FOX.  (SP-0807) (TV-PG)

Host: Ryan Seacrest

 KING OF THE HILL, THE SIMPSONS, AMERICAN DAD and FAMILY GUY are preempted this night.]



 

MONDAY, SEPTEMBER 17
 



**SEASON PREMIERE**—“PRISON BREAK”—(8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

MICHAEL SCOFIELD FACES HIS MOST DANGEROUS ESCAPE YET
AS LINCOLN SEARCHES FOR A MISSING SARA
ON THE SEASON PREMIERE OF “PRISON BREAK”
MONDAY, SEPTEMBER 17, ON FOX
 


The season opener finds Michael Scofield in Sona, a hellish and deadly Panamanian prison where a previous riot has forced all authority out and has left the prisoners in charge of their own lives (and deaths). With the fate of his loved ones hanging in the balance, Michael must to find Whistler, a mysterious fellow inmate hiding within the prison’s sewer system, in order to break him out from a prison from which there is no way out. Meanwhile, Lincoln searches for a missing Sara and receives troubling news about LJ on “Orientación,” the season premiere episode of PRISON BREAK airing Monday, Sept. 17 (8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (PB-301) (TV-14-D, L, V)

Cast: Dominic Purcell as Lincoln Burrows; Wentworth Miller as Michael Scofield; Amaury Nolasco as Fernando Sucre; Robert Knepper as Theodore “T-Bag” Bagwell; Wade Williams as Brad Bellick; Robert Wisdom as Lechero; Chris Vance as James Whistler; Danay Garcia as Sofia Lugo; and Jodi Lyn O’Keefe as Susan B. Anthony; with William Fichtner as Alexander Mahone.

Guest Cast: Sarah Wayne Callies as Dr. Sara Tancredi; Marshall Allman as LJ Burrows; Laurence Mason as Sammy; Carlo Alban as McGrady; John Davies as Elliott Pike; Crystal Mantecon as Sister Mary Francis.




**SERIES PREMIERE**—“K-VILLE”—(9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

 

TWO YEARS AFTER KATRINA, UNLIKELY PARTNERS
POLICE AN UNCERTAIN POST-KATRINA NEW ORLEANS
ON THE SERIES PREMIERE OF “K-VILLE”
MONDAY, SEPTEMBER 17, ON FOX
 


An unlikely and heroic team of Marlin Boulet, a brash, wry, in-your-face NOPD veteran, and Trevor Cobb, the redemptive tough and committed cop harboring a dark secret, is born. Battling an upsurge of violence, understaffing of police forces and a lack of crime labs and other facilities, the cops who remain in the New Orleans Police Department have courage to burn and a passion to reclaim and rebuild their city. Rounding out the crew are wisecracking Jeff “Glue Boy” Gooden, the team’s comic relief; tough-as-nails Ginger “Love Tap” LeBeau, the only female on the squad; and Captain James Embry, who wrangles the eclectic personalities of his squad with equal parts humor and tenacity. Through its no-holds-barred crime stories and dramatic personal stories, this intriguing story takes viewers from the Victorian mansions of the Garden District to the rubble of the Lower 9th Ward in the “Pilot” episode of K-VILLE Monday, Sept. 17 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (KV-101) (TV-14 L, V)

Cast: Anthony Anderson as Marlin Boulet, Cole Hauser as Trevor Cobb, Tawny Cypress as Ginger “Love Tap” LeBeau, Blake Shields as Jeff “Glue Boy” Gooden and John Carroll Lynch as Captain James Embry.

Guest Cast: Maximiliano Hernandez as Billy "K-9" Faust, Kate Levering as Christina Dubois, Elise Neal as Ayana Boulet, Derek Webster as Charlie Pratt, William Mapother as Gordon Wix, Walter Breaux Jr as Dazed Man, Stephen Edmond as Elvin and Fahnlohnee Harris as Kaja Fontaine.





 

TUESDAY, SEPTEMBER 18
 



--“HOUSE”—(8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

A COUPLE TRAVELS ACROSS THE OCEAN
IN SEARCH OF A DIAGNOSIS FROM HOUSE,
AND FOREMAN PREPARES TO WORK HIS LAST CASE
AT PRINCETON-PLAINSBORO TEACHING HOSPITAL
ON “HOUSE”
TUESDAY, SEPTEMBER 18, ON FOX
 


Cuban couple Esteban and his sick wife, Marina Hernandez, are pulled from the ocean during a dangerous rescue at sea while en route to the U.S. on a mission to reach Dr. House. Marina’s medical records from Cuba were lost in the shipwreck, so the team runs a series of tests to determine the extent of her illness. When Marina’s heart stops during a routine cardiac catheterization, the diagnostic mystery deepens. House debates with the team whether it was human error or a still-to-be-determined illness that caused Marina to flat-line, and the team fights to keep Marina alive on a bypass machine long enough for her husband to say goodbye, knowing that nothing short of a miracle can save her. Meanwhile, Foreman prepares for his last day of work at Princeton-Plainsboro, and Chase accuses House of trying to win Foreman over in order to dissuade him from leaving, prompting House to make a very rash decision that affects the whole team in the “Human Error” episode of HOUSE airing Tuesday, Sept. 18 (8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (HOU-324) (TV-14 L)

Cast: Hugh Laurie as Dr. Gregory House; Lisa Edelstein as Dr. Lisa Cuddy; Omar Epps as Dr. Eric Foreman; Robert Sean Leonard as Dr. James Wilson; Jennifer Morrison as Dr. Allison Cameron; Jesse Spencer as Dr. Robert Chase

Guest Cast: Mercedes Renard as Marina; Omar Avila as Esteban; Stephen Markle as Dr. Gooding

The COPS 20th anniversary special has been rescheduled to Saturday, Sept. 29 (8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT).]


--“K-VILLE”—(Encore)—(9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

 

TWO YEARS AFTER KATRINA, UNLIKELY PARTNERS
POLICE AN UNCERTAIN POST-KATRINA NEW ORLEANS
ON THE SERIES PREMIERE OF “K-VILLE”
ENCORING TUESDAY, SEPTEMBER 18, ON FOX
 


An unlikely and heroic team of Marlin Boulet, a brash, wry, in-your-face NOPD veteran, and Trevor Cobb, the redemptive tough and committed cop harboring a dark secret, is born. Battling an upsurge of violence, understaffing of police forces and a lack of crime labs and other facilities, the cops who remain in the New Orleans Police Department have courage to burn and a passion to reclaim and rebuild their city. Rounding out the crew are wisecracking Jeff “Glue Boy” Gooden, the team’s comic relief; tough-as-nails Ginger “Love Tap” LeBeau, the only female on the squad; and Captain James Embry, who wrangles the eclectic personalities of his squad with equal parts humor and tenacity. Through its no-holds-barred crime stories and dramatic personal stories, this intriguing story takes viewers from the Victorian mansions of the Garden District to the rubble of the Lower 9th Ward in the “Pilot” episode of K-VILLE encoring Tuesday, Sept. 18 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (KV-101) (TV-14 L, V)

Cast: Anthony Anderson as Marlin Boulet, Cole Hauser as Trevor Cobb, Tawny Cypress as Ginger “Love Tap” LeBeau, Blake Shields as Jeff “Glue Boy” Gooden and John Carroll Lynch as Captain James Embry.

Guest Cast: Maximiliano Hernandez as Billy "K-9" Faust, Kate Levering as Christina Dubois, Elise Neal as Ayana Boulet, Derek Webster as Charlie Pratt, William Mapother as Gordon Wix, Walter Breaux Jr as Dazed Man, Stephen Edmond as Elvin and Fahnlohnee Harris as Kaja Fontaine.






 
 

WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMBER 19
 



**SERIES PREMIERE**—“BACK TO YOU”—(8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

 

EGOTISTICAL NEWS ANCHOR CHUCK DARLING
IS REUNITED WITH HIS FORMER, AND STILL UPTIGHT,
CO-ANCHOR KELLY CARR AT PITTSBURGH NEWS STATION WURG
ON THE SEASON PREMIERE OF “BACK TO YOU”
WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMBER 19, ON FOX
 


In the ‘90s, Chuck Darling (Kelsey Grammer) and Kelly Carr (Patricia Heaton) had dominated the local TV news scene in Pittsburgh. While they had primetime news chemistry on-screen, off-screen Chuck was a bit of a self-centered womanizer, and Kelly a bit of an uptight know-it-all. When Chuck grabbed the chance to move up to a larger market, no tears were shed. But after an embarrassing on-air tirade ended up on the Internet, Chuck found himself on the downswing career-wise. He even questioned whether his lifestyle of chasing women and living in hotels was as exciting as it used to be. So when he gets the call to return to Pittsburgh to reunite with Kelly and try to take the newscast back to No. 1, it’s an offer he can’t refuse. Back in Pittsburgh, Chuck must adapt to a new, chaotic newsroom. In addition to Kelly, he re-teams with familiar faces including Marsh McGinley (Fred Willard), the affable, endlessly inappropriate sports anchor, and Gary Crezyzewski (Ty Burrell), the perennially put-upon field reporter who always seems to get left out in the cold; and he has a few new coworkers: Ryan Church (Josh Gad), the under-qualified, overstressed news director, and Montana Diaz Herrera (Ayda Field), the perky, sexy, somewhat inept weather anchor. But perhaps the biggest change is that Kelly is now single mom to 10-year-old Gracie (Laura Marano). With ego aplenty, Chuck and his former partner Kelly once made primetime news magic, but they wonder if they can make it happen again in the “Pilot” episode of BACK TO YOU premiering Wednesday, Sept. 19 (8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (BTY-101) (TV-14 D, L)

Cast: Kelsey Grammer as Chuck Darling; Patricia Heaton as Kelly Carr; Fred Willard as Marsh McGinley; Ty Burrell as Gary Crezyzewski; Josh Gad as Ryan Church; Ayda Field as Montana Diaz Herrera; Laura Marano as Gracie Carr




**SEASON PREMIERE**—“‘TIL DEATH”—(8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

 

EDDIE AND JOY TONE IT DOWN
ON THE SEASON PREMIERE OF “‘TIL DEATH”
WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMBER 19, ON FOX
 


After attending a birthday party for Steph, Eddie decides it’s time to confront Joy about some of her more irritating habits. When Joy is not exactly receptive to hearing about her social blunders, Eddie learns his wife is not alone in being oblivious to her own public behavior. Meanwhile, over at the Woodcocks’, Jeff finds it more difficult than he imagined giving his wife a gift that she has wanted for a long time in the “Performance Anxiety” episode of “‘TIL DEATH airing Wednesday, Sept. 19 (8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (TIL-201) (TV-PG D)

Cast: Brad Garrett; Joely Fisher; Eddie Kaye Thomas; and Kat Foster.

Guest Cast: Reagan Gomez as Deb; Natasha Leggero as Mindy; Alan Oppenheimer as Mr. Wallach; and Maree Cheatham as Mrs. Wallach.




**SERIES PREMIERE**—“KITCHEN NIGHTMARES”—Peter’s—(9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC

 

CHEF GORDON RAMSAY ATTEMPTS TO “CLEAN UP”
BABYLON, NY, RESTAURANT PETER’S
ON THE SERIES PREMIERE OF “KITCHEN NIGHTMARES”
WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMBER 19, ON FOX
 


Chef Gordon Ramsay of HELL’S KITCHEN fame is back, and this time he’s hitting the road, exposing restaurants that are barely staying afloat. This week, Ramsay visits a small, family-run Italian restaurant in Babylon, NY. He’s faced with a hot-tempered Godfather wannabe, Peter, who is driving his family crazy and the business into the ground. See if Peter can survive the wrath of Chef Ramsay when he comes to take over the restaurant on the series premiere of KITCHEN NIGHTMARES Wednesday, Sept. 19 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (KN-108) (TV-14 L)

Cast: Head Chef Gordon Ramsay






 

THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 20
 



--“ARE YOU SMARTER THAN A 5TH GRADER?”—(8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC

 

CAN AN ARMY RANGER AND A SALESWOMAN
PASS THIS ELEMENTARY TEST
ON “ARE YOU SMARTER THAN A 5TH GRADER?”
THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 20, ON FOX
 


An Army Ranger from Ventura, CA, and a sales rep. from San Diego, CA, compete for big bucks on this atypical quiz show that tests adults’ lack of knowledge – as revealed by how much they’ve forgotten since elementary school. Grownups again find themselves in a classroom setting, revisiting their youth, as they tackle subjects they’ve already been taught, ranging from art to geography and math to social studies. However, the players are not alone. There is a way for contestants to “cheat” in this classroom. The adults have the opportunity to get some help from real grade-schoolers, who will offer what they think is the correct a-n-s-w-e-r on ARE YOU SMARTER THAN A 5TH GRADER? Thursday, Sept. 20 (8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (AYS-124) (TV-PG)

Host: Jeff Foxworthy


--“DON’T FORGET THE LYRICS!”— (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC

 

“ITS ALL ABOUT THE BENJAMINS”
ON “DON’T FORGET THE LYRICS!”
THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 20, ON FOX
 


We all think we know the words to popular songs, but when there’s a million dollars at stake, will contestants be able to keep singing when the music stops? Or will they be at a loss for words? On this exciting new game show, contestants choose songs from different genres, decades and musical artists. Then they take center stage to sing alongside the studio band as the lyrics are projected on screen – but suddenly the music stops and the words disappear. Will the contestants belt out the correct missing lyric, or freeze under pressure? Wayne Brady hosts DON’T FORGET THE LYRICS! Thursday, Sept. 20 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (LYR-109) (TV-PG)

Host: Wayne Brady





 

FRIDAY, SEPTEMBER 21
 



--“ARE YOU SMARTER THAN A 5TH GRADER?”—(8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC

 

MANAGEMENT CONSULTANT, LOAN OFFICER AND REALTOR
HIT THE BOOKS FOR A CHANCE TO WIN $1 MILLION
ON “ARE YOU SMARTER THAN A 5TH GRADER?”
FRIDAY, SEPTEMBER 21, ON FOX

Second of Four Special Friday Airings
 


A realtor, a loan officer and a management consultant all head back to the classroom to test their skills on this atypical quiz show that tests adults’ lack of knowledge – as revealed by how much they’ve forgotten since elementary school. Grownups again find themselves in a classroom setting, revisiting their youth, as they tackle subjects they’ve already been taught, ranging from art to geography and math to social studies. However, the players are not alone. There is a way for contestants to “cheat” in this classroom. The adults have the opportunity to get some help from real grade-schoolers, who will offer what they think is the correct a-n-s-w-e-r on an all-new episode of ARE YOU SMARTER THAN A 5th GRADER? Friday, Sept. 21 (8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (AYS-125) (TV-PG)

Host: Jeff Foxworthy



--“NASHVILLE”—(9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC

 

YOUNG ARTISTS CHASE THEIR DREAMS
ON “NASHVILLE”
FRIDAY, SEPTEMBER 21, ON FOX
 


Talent, power, drive, love and hope are the fuel that makes Nashville burn bright – and makes this unique place the true embodiment of the American dream. Behind every song, there’s a story waiting to be told, and there are many such stories on NASHVILLE, a show following a vibrant young cast perched on the cusp of achieving their greatest successes in a town that can make you or break you. The “Gunfight at Tootsie’s” episode of NASHVILLE airs Friday, Sept. 21 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (NVL-102) (TV-PG L)

Cast: Jeff Allen as himself, Rachel Bradshaw as herself, Mika Combs as herself, Sarah Gunsolus as herself, Lindsey Hager as herself, Clint Moseley as himself, Monty Powell as himself and Chuck Wicks as himself.





 

SATURDAY, SEPTEMBER 22
 



--“COPS: COAST TO COAST”—(8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) CC

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

SUB-PAR EVENING FOR SUSPECT ON GOLF CART
ON “COPS: COAST TO COAST”
SATURDAY, SEPTEMBER 22, ON FOX
 


When Deputy Chris Nebel of the Lee County, FL, Sheriff’s Office stops a young man for driving without his lights on, he discovers that the suspect is on probation, driving without a license, out after curfew and without proof of ownership of the golf cart. When the kid doesn’t think it can get any worse, his mother does not corroborate his story, and the young man is taken to a detention center for breaking curfew. Also featured is Officer Robert Morales of the Rialto, CA, Police Department, responding to an assault with a deadly weapon call where two convenience store employees have been beaten on an all-new COPS: COAST TO COAST airing Saturday, Sept. 22 (8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (CP-2002) (TV-PG V)




--“COPS: LIAR, LIAR”—(8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

SUSPECT SUCCUMBS TO THE TASER GUN
ON “COPS: LIAR LIAR”
SATURDAY, SEPTEMBER 22, ON FOX
 


When Officer Donny Meece of the Cincinnati, OH, Police Department pulls over a vehicle in a known drug area, the passenger jumps out of the vehicle and leads Officer Meece on a foot chase that ultimately concludes with a Taser gun. Also featured is Deputy Jason West of the Brevard, FL, County Sheriff’s Office, who arrests a teen after he uncovers a large amount of pot and prescription pills in the vehicle during a routine search on COPS: LIAR, LIAR airing Saturday, Sept. 22 (8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (CP-1916) (TV-PG V)

Contact: Josh Governale: 310-369-7455


--“AMERICA’S MOST WANTED: AMERICA FIGHTS BACK”—(9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC

 

“AMERICA’S MOST WANTED: AMERICA FIGHTS BACK”
CONTINUES ITS PURSUIT OF JUSTICE
SATURDAY, SEPTEMBER 22, ON FOX
 


AMERICA’S MOST WANTED: AMERICA FIGHTS BACK takes on the nation's hottest crime issues. This crime-fighting program focuses on capturing fugitives, protecting victims and empowering citizens within the criminal justice system. The series also takes an in-depth look at laws that harm victims, champions the cause of lawmakers fighting to protect victims' rights and presents news of recent captures, convictions and missing children cases. AMERICA’S MOST WANTED: AMERICA FIGHTS BACK airs Saturday, Sept. 22 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (MW-2103) (TV-PG V)

Host: John Walsh




--“MADtv”—(11:00 PM-Midnight ET/PT) CC

 

A MADCAP HOUR OF “MADtv”
SATURDAY, SEPTEMBER 22, ON FOX
 


Get ready to laugh at this Emmy-winning show’s trademark television parodies on MADtv airing Saturday, Sept. 22 (11:00 PM-Midnight ET/PT) on FOX.  (MD-1302) (TV-14 D, L, S)




--“TALKSHOW WITH SPIKE FERESTEN”—(Midnight-12:30 AM ET/PT) CC

 

ANOTHER BARREL OF LATE-NIGHT LAUGHS
ON “TALKSHOW WITH SPIKE FERESTEN”
SATURDAY, SEPTEMBER 22, ON FOX
 


Stay up late for more irreverent comedy sketches in an all new episode of TALKSHOW WITH SPIKE FERESTEN airing Saturday, Sept. 22 (Midnight-12:30 AM ET/PT) on FOX.  (SPK-202) (TV-14 D, L, S)

Host: Spike Feresten




 

SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 23
 



--“KING OF THE HILL”—(7:00-7:30 PM PT) CC

 

BILL FINDS RELIGION AND A GIRLFRIEND
ON “KING OF THE HILL”
SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 23, ON FOX
 


When Bill survives the roof caving in over his bed, he takes it as a sign from God and immerses himself in church activities. Hank soon discovers that Bill’s religious zeal may be due to a secret affair with Reverend Stroup. But when Reverend Stroup quits the church and moves in with Bill, an overwhelmed Bill tries to break up with her in ”The Passion of the Dauterive” episode of KING OF THE HILL Sunday, Sept. 23 (7:00-7:30 PM PT) on FOX.  (KH-1107) (TV-PG D, L)

Voice Cast: Mike Judge as Hank Hill, Boomhauer & Dooley; Kathy Najimy as Peggy Hill; Pamela S. Adlon as Bobby Hill, Sue & Woman #2; Johnny Hardwick as Dale & Video Game Pedestrians; Stephen Root as Bill, Male Deacon #2, Computer Voice & Strickland; Ashley Gardner as Reverend Stroup & Woman #1 and Toby Huss as Coach Kleehammer, Joe Jack & Kahn.

Guest Voice Cast: Scott Klace as Male Deacon #1 & Man; Randal Reeder as Customer; Justin Long as Gabriel; Breckin Meyer as Joseph & Sam

: Due to the preceding NFL doubleheader, KING OH THE HILL at 7:00 PM and 7:30 PM will air on the West Coast only.]


 
--“KING OF THE HILL”—(7:30-8:00 PM PT) CC

 

HANK IS GAMING FOR PROPANE
ON “KING OF THE HILL”
SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 23, ON FOX
 


When Hank becomes addicted to a video game about propane, a concerned Peggy tries to stop Hank’s gaming. Meanwhile, Bobby trains for the Presidential Fitness Test in the ”Grand Theft Arlen” episode of KING OF THE HILL Sunday, Sep. 23 (7:30-8:00 PM PT) on FOX.  (KH-1108) (TV-PG L, V)

Voice Cast: Mike Judge as Hank Hill, Dooley & Boomhauer; Kathy Najimy as Peggy Hill; Pamela S. Adlon as Bobby Hill; Johnny Hardwick as Dale & Video Game Pedestrians; Stephen Root as Bill, Computer Voice & Strickland; Toby Huss as Coach Kleehammer, Joe Jack & Kahn.

Guest Voice Cast: Randal Reeder as Customer; Justin Long as Gabriel; Breckin Meyer as Joseph & Sam; Dennis Burkley as Principal Moss; and Phil Lamarr as Roger.

 Due to the preceding NFL doubleheader, KING OH THE HILL at 7:00 PM and 7:30 PM will air on the West Coast only.]


**SEASON PREMIERE**—“THE SIMPSONS”—(8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) CC

 

HOMER FLIES HIGH
ON THE SEASON PREMIERE OF “THE SIMPSONS”
SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 23, ON FOX

Lionel Richie and Stephen Colbert Makes Guest Voice Appearances
 


After Homer saves Mr. Burns from drowning in a mall fountain, Burns thanks him by taking him on a whirlwind trip to Chicago on his private plane. Homer is smitten with the luxury jet and all the perks that come with it, including flying with song legend Lionel Richie, who serenades him with a customized version of “Say You, Say Me.” After returning home, Homer makes it his mission to find a job that offers him the chance to fly on a corporate jet and enlists a life coach, guest star Stephen Colbert, to help fulfill this dream in the “He Loves to Fly and He D’ohs” episode of THE SIMPSONS Sunday, Sept. 23 (8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (SI-1820) (TV-PG D, L, S, V)

Voice Cast: Voice Cast: Dan Castellaneta as Homer Simpson; Julie Kavner as Marge Simpson; Nancy Cartwright as Bart Simpson; Yeardley Smith as Lisa Simpson; Hank Azaria as Moe; Pamela Hayden as Milhouse; Tress MacNeille as Flight Attendant.

Guest Voice Cast: Lionel Richie as himself and Stephen Colbert as Colby.



**SEASON PREMIERE**—“KING OF THE HILL”—(8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC

 

BOBBY GETS MESMERIZED BY FOOTBALL
ON THE SEASON PREMIERE OF
“KING OF THE HILL”
SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 23, ON FOX
 


Hank, Bill, Boomhauer and Dale take Bobby to a Texas vs. Nebraska college football game to measure Bobby’s new love for the sport. When Bobby ventures from the nosebleed section to a VIP suite belonging to retired Nebraska quarterback Jake Middleton, Hank goes to bring Bobby back but gets mesmerized by the complimentary food and drinks. Hank and the boys stir up some trouble when Nebraska’s assistant phones the box for a play from Middleton and Hank pretends to be Jake and calls a play that will be make it or break it for Texas in the “Suite Smells of Excess” season premiere episode of KING OF THE HILL airing Sunday, Sept. 23 (8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (KH-1113) (TV-PG L, V)

Voice Cast: Mike Judge as Hank Hill & Boomhauer; Kathy Najimy as Peggy Hill; Pamela S. Adlon as Bobby Hill; Brittany Murphy as Luanne; Johnny Hardwick as Dale; Stephen Root as Bill and Toby Huss as Coach Kleehammer.




**1-HOUR SEASON PREMIERE**—“FAMILY GUY”—(9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

IT’S THE FARCE OF THE FORCE
ON THE ONE-HOUR “STAR WARS”
SEASON PREMIERE OF “FAMILY GUY”
SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 23, ON FOX
 


When the power goes out in the Griffin home, Peter decides to educate his family and pass along the greatest story ever told…the story of Star Wars! After Princess Leia (Lois) comes under siege by Darth Vader (Stewie) and his evil Storm Troopers, C-3PO (Quagmire) and R2-D2 (Cleveland) escape to find the only person who can help the Rebel Alliance. On their quest thorough the desert planet of Tatooine, C-3PO and R-2D2 find extra help in Obi-Wan Kenobi (Creepy Guy), Luke Skywalker (Chris), Han Solo (Peter) and Chewbacca (Brian) and head back to battle the Death Star in an epic intergalactic fight to the death in the “Blue Harvest, Parts 1 & 2” episode of FAMILY GUY airing Sunday, Sept. 23 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (FG-516/522) (TV-14 D, L, V)

Voice Cast: Seth MacFarlane as Peter Griffin, Stewie Griffin, Brian Griffin, and Quagmire; Alex Borstein as Lois Griffin; Seth Green as Chris Griffin; Mila Kunis as Meg Griffin; Mike Henry as Cleveland.


 

 

 
 
 
 
 
 
SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 9
 



--“KING OF THE HILL”—(7:00-7:30 PM PT) CC

 

ZZ TOP DRIVES HANK “EL LOCO”
ON “KING OF THE HILL”
SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 9, ON FOX

Special Guest Voice Appearances by ZZ Top
 


When Cotton decides to give Hank’s beloved Cadillac to Cousin Dusty, none other than Dusty Hill from ZZ Top, Hank is devastated. But things go from bad to worse when Dusty arrives at Hank’s house with a camera crew from his new reality show. With Hank already pushed to his limits, his patience is put to the ultimate test as Dusty and his band play practical jokes for the camera in the ”Hank Gets Dusted” episode of KING OF THE HILL Sunday, Sept. 9 (7:00-7:30 PM PT) on FOX.  (KH-1105) (TV-PG L)

Voice Cast: Mike Judge as Hank Hill & Boomhauer; Kathy Najimy as Peggy Hill; Pamela S. Adlon as Bobby Hill; Johnny Hardwick as Dale & Story Editor #3; Stephen Root as Bill, Strickland & Story Editor #2; Toby Huss as Cotton & Kahn; and David Herman as Story Editor #1 & Video Tape Editor.

Guest Voice Cast: Dusty Hill as Himself; Frank Beard as Himself; Billy Gibbons as Himself; and Will Arnett as Portis.

Due to the preceding NFL football doubleheader, KING OF THE HILL at 7:00 PM and 7:30 PM will air on the West Coast only.]


--“KING OF THE HILL”—(7:30-8:00 PM PT) CC

 

PEGGY SIZES UP ARLEN’S LARGEST REAL ESTATE COMPANY
ON “KING OF THE HILL”
SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 9, ON FOX

Chris Elliott Makes Special Guest-Voice Appearance
 


When Peggy takes Connie on as her protégé, Connie’s journalistic attitude pushes Peggy to change her writing style. Needless to say, she loses her job at The Arlen Bystander, but quickly rebounds with a job in real estate under the infamous Chris Sizemore (Chris Elliott), the brains behind Arlen’s largest real estate office. Her new job is at first exciting, but when she challenges the big boss and gets fired, Peggy decides to strike out on their own in the ”Glen Peggy Glen Ross” episode of KING OF THE HILL Sunday, Sept. 9 (7:30-8:00 PM PT) on FOX.  (KH-1106) (TV-PG)

Voice Cast: Mike Judge as Hank Hill & Boomhauer; Kathy Najimy as Peggy Hill; Pamela S. Adlon as Bobby Hill & Dee; Johnny Hardwick as Dale; Stephen Root as Bill & Wang; Toby Huss as Cotton & Kahn; and Lauren Tom as Connie, Janet & Minh; Ashley Gardner as Nancy & Candi.

Guest Voice Cast: Henry Gibson as Bob Jenkins & Travis; Chris Elliott as Chris Sizemore; Scott Klace as Duckworth & Walker Lee; Phil Hendrie as Jeff, Roddy Rae & Roger.

 Due to the preceding NFL football doubleheader, KING OF THE HILL at 7:00 PM and 7:30 PM will air on the West Coast only.]


--“THE SIMPSONS”—(8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) CC

 

HOMER GETS A JOB IN HIS SLEEP
ON “THE SIMPSONS”
SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 9, ON FOX
 


Maggie goes on a path of destruction in the Simpsons’ home after Marge follows advice in a parenting magazine and throws away her pacifier. Marge finally gives in and sends Homer to get Maggie a new pacifier, but when he can’t find the right brand, Maggie comes up with her own substitute – an especially squeaky dog toy. Homer can’t sleep through the toy’s incessant squeaking and is driven to take sleeping pills, which turn him into a sleepwalker with a penchant for mischief. When one of Homer’s sleepwalking schemes leaves the entire Springfield Fire Department debilitated in the hospital, Homer and some of his fellow Springfieldians become volunteer firefighters. They extinguish several fires and are rewarded with gifts, but when the gifts stop coming, they seek other forms of compensation for their heroic acts in the “Crook and Ladder” episode of THE SIMPSONS Sunday, Sept. 9 (8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (SI-1813) (TV-PG V) 

Voice Cast: Dan Castellaneta as Homer Simpson, Grampa, Santa’s Little Helper, Snowball II, Barney, Mayor Quimby, ‘70s Elvis; Julie Kavner as Marge Simpson; Nancy Cartwright as Bart Simpson, Maggie, and Rod Flanders; Yeardley Smith as Lisa Simpson; Tress Macneille as Sheep #1, Attractive Sales Rep #1, and Manjula; Harry Shearer as Dr. Hibbert, Ned Flanders, Kent Brockman, Principal Skinner, Rainier Wolfcastle, Mr. Burns, Smithers, and Otto; Pamela Hayden as Attractive Saleswoman #2 and Todd Flanders; Hank Azaria as Sheep #2, Announcer, Security Guard, Apu, Moe, Carl, Luigi, Mr. Costington, Chief Wiggum, Lou, Cat, and Homeless Man.




 
--“THE SIMPSONS”—(8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC

 

MARGE GETS HOOKED ON THE INTERNET
AND HOMER REFEREES LISA’S SOCCER GAME
ON “THE SIMPSONS”
SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 9, ON FOX
 


Marge becomes a spectacle during a PTA meeting for not having an e-mail address, and she decides to take a chance on using the Internet. Amazed and delighted by all the Internet has to offer, Marge joins a popular role-playing fantasy game called “Earthland Realms.” To Marge’s dismay, the game has her interacting with practically the whole town of Springfield including Bart, who happens to be the game’s most feared and destructive player. Meanwhile, Homer saves Lisa’s soccer game from cancellation after he volunteers to take the place of a referee who recently quit. However, Homer’s refereeing skills only exasperate Lisa, and her competitive streak gets the best of her in the “Marge Gamer” episode of THE SIMPSONS Sunday, Sept. 9 (8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (SI-1810) (TV–PG V)

Voice Cast: Dan Castellaneta as Homer Simpson, Groundskeeper Willie, Grampa, and Krusty; Julie Kavner as Marge Simpson; Nancy Cartwright as Bart Simpson and Ralph Wiggum; Yeardley Smith as Lisa Simpson; Tress Macneille as East Indian Girl; Harry Shearer as Principal Skinner, Rev. Lovejoy, and Ned Flanders; Pamela Hayden as Wench Milhouse; Hank Azaria as Apu, Cletus, Moe, and Carl; Marcia Wallace as Enchantress Krabappel

AMERICAN DAD is preempted this night.]


--“FAMILY GUY”—(9:00-9:30 PM ET/PT) CC

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

PETER SCORES WHEN HE MEETS
NEW ENGLAND PATRIOT QUARTERBACK TOM BRADY
ON “FAMILY GUY” SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 9, ON FOX

Tom Brady Makes a Guest Voice Appearance
 


At his high school reunion, Peter pretends to be a big-shot millionaire to impress his classmates, but the truth comes out when he meets Tom Brady and loses all self-control. Peter makes a drunken run for the bathroom that impresses Brady and lands Peter a spot on the New England Patriots football team. Life is great for the Griffins until Peter’s new high profile goes to his head. Meanwhile, Stewie becomes a sports bookie on the “Patriot Games” episode of FAMILY GUY Sunday, Sept. 9 (9:00-9:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (FG-425) (TV-14 D, L)

Voice Cast: Seth MacFarlane as Peter Griffin, Stewie Griffin, Brian Griffin, Quagmire; Alex Borstein as Lois Griffin; Seth Green as Chris Griffin; Mila Kunis as Meg Griffin; Mike Henry as Cleveland and Cleveland, Jr.

Guest Voice Cast:  Tom Brady as Himself; Wally Wingert as Announcer #1 and Corner Man; John Viener as Announcer #2, Ring Announcer, TV Announcer, British Man and British Woman; Danny Smith as Cop and Horse; Jeff Bergman as Fred Flintstone; Mark Hentemann as Guy and Phony Guy; Patrick Warburton as Joe and Ralph Garman as Number Three. 




--“FAMILY GUY”—(9:30-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

PETER OPENS A RESTAURANT
ON “FAMILY GUY”
SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 9, ON FOX
 


When the Griffin family decides to start a restaurant, they have a hard time attracting customers. But after Joe promises to help, Peter is excited that it might become a cop hangout. However, things don’t really turn out as Peter had hoped and it begins to be popular with handicapped patrons. Although Peter attempts to change the atmosphere of his new place, a sudden twist of irony quickly changes his mind in the “No Meals on Wheels” episode of FAMILY GUY Sunday, Sept. 9 (9:30-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (FG-509) (TV-14 D, L, V)

Voice Cast: Seth MacFarlane as Peter Griffin, Stewie Griffin, Brian Griffin, and Quagmire; Alex Borstein as Lois Griffin; Seth Green as Chris Griffin; Mila Kunis as Meg Griffin; Mike Henry as Cleveland.

Guest Voice Cast: Patrick Warburton as Joe.




 
 

MONDAY, SEPTEMBER 10
 



--“PRISON BREAK”—(8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

MICHAEL IS DETERMINED TO STOP T-BAG’S REIGN OF TERROR;
LINCOLN AND MAHONE SQUARE OFF;
SUCRE RACES AGINST TIME TO HELP BELLICK;
SARAH FACES HARD TIME;
AND KELLERMAN DECIDES HIS END GAME
ON “PRISON BREAK” MONDAY, SEPTEMBER 10, ON FOX
 


Michael is determined to get his hands on T-Bag as much as Bellick is determined to get his hands on the millions; Lincoln and Mahone square off; Sarah faces judgment day as Kellerman decides his own fate in the PRISON BREAK episode “Fin Del Camino” airing Monday, Sept. 10 (8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (PB-221) (TV-14 L, V)

Cast: Dominic Purcell as Lincoln Burrows; Wentworth Miller as Michael Scofield; Amaury Nolasco as Fernando Sucre; Wade Williams as Brad Bellick; Paul Adelstein as Special Agent Paul Kellerman; Robert Knepper as T-Bag; Sarah Wayne Callies as Dr. Sara Tancredi; William Fichtner as Special Agent Alexander Mahone.

Guest Cast: Tina Holmes as Kristine Pace; Callie Thorne as Pam Mahone.




--“PRISON BREAK”—(9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

MICHAEL RACES TO BEAT MAHONE AT HIS OWN END GAME;
KELLERMAN’S TESTIMONY AT SARAH’S TRIAL PROVES DEADLY;
SUCRE RISKS HIS LIFE TO FIND A MISSING MARICRUZ;
BELLICK AND T-BAG FIND THEMSELVES UP THE RIVER
ON “PRISON BREAK”
MONDAY, SEPTEMBER 10, ON FOX
 


Michael races against the clock to rescue Lincoln and beat Mahone at his own end game; Sucre risks his life to save a missing Maricruz; Kellerman’s testimony at Sarah’s trial proves deadly; and T-Bag and Bellick find themselves up a Panamanian river in the PRISON BREAK episode “Sona” airing Monday, Sept. 10 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (PB-222) (TV-14 L, V)

Cast: Dominic Purcell as Lincoln Burrows; Wentworth Miller as Michael Scofield; Amaury Nolasco as Fernando Sucre; Wade Williams as Brad Bellick; Paul Adelstein as Paul Kellerman; Robert Knepper as T-Bag; Rockmond Dunbar as C-Note; Sarah Wayne Callies as Dr. Sara Tancredi; William Fichtner as Alexander Mahone

Guest Cast: Reggie Lee as Bill Kim; Callie Thorne as Pam Mahone; Wilbur Fitzgerald as Bruce Bennett; Mark Harelick as Marty Gregg; Leon Russom as Pad Man





 

TUESDAY, SEPTEMBER 11
 



--“BONES”—(8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

BRENNAN AND BOOTH INVESTIGATE
THE MYSTERIOUSLY GLOWING BONES OF A MURDER VICTIM
ON “BONES” TUESDAY, SEPTEMBER 11, ON FOX

Academy Award-Nominated Cinematographer
Caleb Deschanel Directed Episode
 


Brennan and Bones are called by Homeland Security to investigate the scene at an old stone house where some glowing bones have been found. Fearing the remains might be radioactive, the pair don protective Hazmat suits and cautiously enter the house, where they find the glowing bones but no radioactivity. Back at the Jeffersonian, the team examines the bones and determines the identity of the victim, but there is no immediate explanation as to why the remains are emitting a green glow. With each of their specialties called upon, the whole Jeffersonian team joins Brennan and Booth in pursuing the murder mystery, which leads them to a group of friends who are shocked to discover that one of their own is the victim. Meanwhile, Hodgins professes his love for Angela in a very unusual way in “The Glowing Bones in the Old Stone House” episode of BONES airing Tuesday, Sept. 11 (8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (BON-221) (TV-14 D, L)

Cast: Emily Deschanel as Dr. Temperance Brennan; David Boreanaz as FBI Special Agent Seeley Booth; TJ Thyne as Dr. Jack Hodgins; Michaela Conlin as Angela Montenegro; Eric Millegan as Zack Addy; Tamara Taylor as Dr. Camille “Cam” Saroyan.




 --“HOUSE”—(9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

A TEENAGE CHESS PRODIGY WITH A MYSTERIOUS ILLNESS
AND A BAD ATTITUDE STUMPS THE TEAM
ON “HOUSE” TUESDAY, SEPTEMBER 11, ON FOX
 


Obnoxious 16-year-old chess prodigy Nate is admitted to Princeton-Plainsboro suffering from intense head pain that came on after he attacked his opponent during a speed chess tournament. Nate’s mother tells the team that Nate has been having behavior problems ever since he became a teenager, and House suspects the behavior is a symptom of cluster headaches. As House’s team carries out further testing to see why he might be having the headaches, Nate manages to offend and annoy each doctor on the team. As Nate’s illness progresses, his liver and kidneys begin to fail. To narrow down the list of possible diagnoses, House carries out a series of unconventional and eccentric tests of his own, including engaging Nate in a game of chess to try to beat him at his own game. Meanwhile, Foreman’s frustration with House reaches a new level when he believes House sabotaged his job interview with another hospital, and Cuddy makes Foreman an offer she’s sure he can’t refuse in “The Jerk” episode of HOUSE airing Tuesday, Sept. 11 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (HOU-323) (TV-14 D, L, V)

Cast: Hugh Laurie as Dr. Gregory House; Lisa Edelstein as Dr. Lisa Cuddy; Omar Epps as Dr. Eric Foreman; Robert Sean Leonard as Dr. James Wilson; Jennifer Morrison as Dr. Allison Cameron; Jesse Spencer as Dr. Robert Chase

Guest Cast: Nick Lane as Nate; Colleen Flynn as Enid; Dustin Joiner as Mark; David Bowe as Doug.



HOU-324 has been rescheduled to Sept. 18.]




 

WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMBER 12
 



[EDITOR’S NOTE: ANCHORWOMAN had its last airing on Aug. 22.]

--“’TIL DEATH”—(8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

 

MR. COFFEE BREWS UP PLENTY OF TROUBLE
ON “‘TIL DEATH”
WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMBER 12, ON FOX
 


Steph gives Eddie and Joy a cappuccino maker that was a wedding gift from Jeff’s mom.  Joy loves the gift, but Eddie soon begins to resent Joy for not learning how to work the machine herself. When Eddie refuses to make Joy her nightly cappuccino, she makes a list of all the things she does around the house and comes to the conclusion that Eddie doesn't do enough. To compensate for their uneven workload, Joy gives Eddie the chore of paying the bills, which later proves not to be in the best interest of their household. Meanwhile Jeff is mad at Steph for giving away a present from his mom, and he tries to come up with a plan to get back at her in “The Coffeemaker” episode of ‘TIL DEATH Wednesday, Sept. 12 (8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (TIL-120) (TV-PG D, L)

Cast: Brad Garrett; Joely Fisher; Kat Foster; and Eddie Kaye Thomas




--“‘TIL DEATH”—(8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

 

SUMMER VACATION BEGINS
ON “‘TIL DEATH”
WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMBER 12, ON FOX
 


Summer vacation has begun and Allison surprises her parents when she brings Doug (guest-star Timm Sharp) home. When Allison and Doug spend their days enjoying the summer, Steph gets Eddie to join them. Jeff and Joy feel left out and annoyed by their partners’ happiness but finally are persuaded to join in on the “Summer of Love” episode of ‘TIL DEATH Wednesday, Sept. 12 (8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (TIL-122) (TV-PG D, L)

Cast: Brad Garrett; Joely Fisher; Kat Foster; and Eddie Kaye Thomas

Guest Cast: Krysten Ritter as Allison, Timm Sharp as Doug




--“BONES”—(9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

THE TEAM INVESTIGATES THE CASE OF
A MURDERED WOMAN WITH A RARE GENETIC DISEASE;
BRENNAN COMES FACE TO FACE WITH HER FATHER AGAIN;
AND ANGELA AND HODGINS WALK DOWN THE AISLE
ON “BONES” WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMBER 12, ON FOX

Ryan O’Neal and Billy F. Gibbons (ZZ Top) Guest-Star
 


The decomposed skeleton of what appears to be a young girl is found in a grocery cart in the D.C. area. Angela’s reconstruction based on the evidence reveals the face of an 80-year-old woman, not a child, but the team learns the victim actually was a 22-year-old woman with a debilitating aging disease. Brennan and Booth’s investigation leads them to the victim’s mother, who points a finger at a former caretaker. But without a definitive lead, the team searches to find out who would want to take this defenseless woman’s life, and the case strikes an especially emotional chord with Brennan. Meanwhile, Brennan’s father, Max Keenan (guest star Ryan O’Neal), reappears in Brennan’s life in an attempt to make a connection with her and deliver information from her past, and she’s surprised by her reaction. Hodgins and Angela walk down the aisle with Brennan and Booth as maid of honor and best man, respectively, but all does not go as planned in the “Stargazer in a Puddle” episode of BONES airing Wednesday, Sept. 12 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (BON-222) (TV-14 D, L, V)

Cast: Emily Deschanel as Dr. Temperance Brennan; David Boreanaz as FBI Special Agent Seeley Booth; TJ Thyne as Dr. Jack Hodgins; Michaela Conlin as Angela Montenegro; Eric Millegan as Zack Addy; Tamara Taylor as Dr. Camille “Cam” Saroyan.

Guest Cast: Ryan O’Neal as Max Keenan; Patricia Belcher as Asst. US Attorney Caroline Julian;  Roxanne Hart as Cynthia Cole; Billy F. Gibbons as Billy F. Gibbons; Eric Stonestreet as D.C. Cop; Joe Nieves as Joe Mellon;  Hallock Beals as Steve Brown; Larissa Miller as Ruth Keenan; Cleo King as Minister Sheila; Travis Brorsen as State Department Employee.




 

THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 13
 



--“ARE YOU SMARTER THAN A 5th GRADER?”—(8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC

 

IT’S TIME TO HIT THE BOOKS WITH MILITARY PRECISION
ON “ARE YOU SMARTER THAN A 5TH GRADER?”
THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 13, ON FOX
 


A Captain in the United States Marines from San Clemente, CA, heads back to the classroom to test his elementary knowledge on ARE YOU SMARTER THAN A 5th GRADER? This atypical quiz show tests adults’ lack of knowledge – as revealed by how much they’ve forgotten since elementary school. Grownups again find themselves in a classroom setting, revisiting their youth, as they tackle subjects they’ve already been taught, ranging from art to geography and math to social studies. However, the players are not alone. There is a way for contestants to “cheat” in this classroom. The adults have the opportunity to get some help from real grade-schoolers, who will offer what they think is the correct a-n-s-w-e-r on of ARE YOU SMARTER THAN A 5TH GRADER? Thursday, Sept. 13 (8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (AYS-122) (TV-PG)

Host: Jeff Foxworthy




 
--“DON’T FORGET THE LYRICS!”— (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC

 

THE HIGH-STAKES KARAOKE HEATS UP
ON “DON’T FORGET THE LYRICS!”
THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 13, ON FOX
 


We all think we know the words to popular songs, but when there’s a million dollars at stake, will contestants be able to keep singing when the music stops? Or will they be at a loss for words? On this exciting new game show, contestants choose songs from different genres, decades and musical artists. Then they take center stage to sing alongside the studio band as the lyrics are projected on screen – but suddenly the music stops and the words disappear. Will the contestants belt out the correct missing lyric, or freeze under pressure? Wayne Brady hosts DON’T FORGET THE LYRICS! Thursday, Sept.13 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (LYR-108) (TV-PG)

Host: Wayne Brady





 

FRIDAY, SEPTEMBER 14
 



--“ARE YOU SMARTER THAN A 5TH GRADER?”—(8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC

 

TIME TO CRAM FOR THE POP QUIZ
ON “ARE YOU SMARTER THAN A 5TH GRADER?”
FRIDAY, SEPTEMBER 14, ON FOX

First of Four Special Friday Airings
 


Contestants head back to the classroom to test their elementary knowledge on ARE YOU SMARTER THAN A 5th GRADER? This atypical quiz show tests adults’ lack of knowledge – as revealed by how much they’ve forgotten since elementary school. Grownups again find themselves in a classroom setting, revisiting their youth, as they tackle subjects they’ve already been taught, ranging from art to geography and math to social studies. However, the players are not alone. There is a way for contestants to “cheat” in this classroom. The adults have the opportunity to get some help from real grade-schoolers, who will offer what they think is the correct a-n-s-w-e-r on of ARE YOU SMARTER THAN A 5TH GRADER? Friday, Sept. 14 (8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (AYS-123) (TV-PG)

Host: Jeff Foxworthy



 
**SERIES PREMIERE**—“NASHVILLE”—(9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC

 

YOUNG NASHVILLE PURSUE THEIR DREAMS
ON THE SERIES PREMIERE OF “NASHVILLE”
FRIDAY, SEPTEMBER 14, ON FOX
 


Behind every song there’s a story waiting to be told, and there are many such stories on NASHVILLE, a show following a vibrant young cast perched on the cusp of achieving their greatest successes in a town that can make you or break you. On the premiere episode, Mika Combs leaves Kentucky and her boyfriend behind and moves to Nashville to pursue her dream of performing. With a little help from her new friend, Matt, she soon gets a glimpse of what it’s like to perform on a big stage. Meanwhile, Chuck performs on a stage of his own after his managers set up a music showcase for record executives. Will they give Chuck the thumbs up? And while Chucks career moves forward, Matt and Jeff continue to struggle, but find solace in making music at local honkytonks. Later, Nashville heartthrob Clint Moseley throws a big Nashville-style BBQ and all of young Nashville shows up, causing Rachel to question Clint’s true intentions and turn to her friends Sarah and Lindsey for help in the “Welcome to Nashville” episode of NASHVILLE airing Friday, Sept. 14 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (NVL-101) (TV-PG L)

Cast: Jeff Allen as himself, Rachel Bradshaw as herself, Mika Combs as herself, Sarah Gunsolus as herself, Lindsey Hager as herself, Clint Moseley as himself, Monty Powell as himself and Chuck Wicks as himself.




 

SATURDAY, SEPTEMBER 15
 



--“COPS: COAST TO COAST”—(8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) CC

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

SAWED-OFF SHOTGUN CONCEALED IN PANTS
ON “COPS: COAST TO COAST”
SATURDAY, SEPTEMBER 15, ON FOX
 


When Officer Joe Maltese of the Rialto, CA, Police Department is called to the scene of a possible fight involving guns, he detains a suspect who turns out to be hiding a sawed-off shotgun in his pants. Also featured is Deputy Thomas Gunter of the Brevard County, FL, Sheriff’s Office, patrolling an area known for drug trafficking and illicit behavior. When he spots a suspect who starts to flee, the suspect gives up without a fight on an all-new COPS: COAST TO COAST airing Saturday, Sept. 15 (8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (CP-2001) (TV-PG L)




 
--“COPS: BAD GIRLS SPECIAL EDITION #10”—(8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

OFFICER UNMASKS MALE CROSS-DRESSER
ON “COPS: BAD GIRLS SPECIAL EDITION #10”
SATURDAY, SEPTEMBER 15, ON FOX
 


When a female suspect is pulled over for speeding in an area known for drug activity, Deputy Todd Holland of the Brevard County, FL, Sheriff’s Office searches the suspect’s car and deals with an upset mother. Also featured is Deputy Andrea Eagon of the Hillsborough County Sheriff’s Office, pulling over a suspect after he flags down a male cross-dresser by the name of “Pocahontas” at a traffic stop on COPS: BAD GIRLS SPECIAL EDITION #10 airing Saturday, Sept. 15 (8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (CP-1931) (TV-14 D)




--“AMERICA’S MOST WANTED: AMERICA FIGHTS BACK”—(9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC

 

“AMERICA’S MOST WANTED: AMERICA FIGHTS BACK”
CONTINUES ITS PURSUIT OF JUSTICE
SATURDAY, SEPTEMBER 15, ON FOX
 


AMERICA’S MOST WANTED: AMERICA FIGHTS BACK takes on the nation's hottest crime issues. This crime-fighting program focuses on capturing fugitives, protecting victims and empowering citizens within the criminal justice system. The series also takes an in-depth look at laws that harm victims, champions the cause of lawmakers fighting to protect victims' rights and presents news of recent captures, convictions and missing children cases. AMERICA’S MOST WANTED: AMERICA FIGHTS BACK airs Saturday, Sept. 15 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (MW-2102) (TV-PG V)

Host: John Walsh




**SEASON PREMIERE**—“MADtv”—(11:00 PM-Midnight ET/PT) CC

 

JERRY SPRINGER GUESTS ON THE 13TH SEASON PREMIERE
OF “MADtv” SATURDAY, SEPTEMBER 15, ON FOX
 


FOX’s Emmy Award-winning late-night comedy series kicks off its 13th season with a special episode featuring the king of outrageous behavior himself, Jerry Springer (The Jerry Springer Show, America’s Got Talent, Dancing With the Stars). Springer hosts “MADtv Ruined My Life: The Outrageous Sketches That Shocked a Nation” on the season premiere of MADtv Saturday, Sept. 15 (11:00 PM-Midnight ET/PT) on FOX.  (MD-1301) (TV-14 D, L, S)

Guest Cast: Jerry Springer



**SEASON PREMIERE**—“TALKSHOW WITH SPIKE FERESTEN”—(Midnight-12:30 AM ET/PT) CC

 

SPIKE FERESTEN IS OFF TO THE EMMYS
ON THE SEASON PREMIERE OF
“TALKSHOW WITH SPIKE FERESTEN”
SATURDAY, SEPTEMBER 15, ON FOX
 


Spike Feresten returns for a second season of his TALKSHOW, featuring more of his trademark original sketches such as “Idiot Paparazzi” and “Comedy for Stoners.” Spike goes backstage at the Emmy Awards on the season premiere of TALKSHOW WITH SPIKE FERESTEN Saturday, Sept. 15 (Midnight-12:30 AM ET/PT) on FOX.  (SPK-201) (TV-14 D, L, S)

Host: Spike Feresten


 

 



 

SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 16
 



**FOX SPECIAL**—“COUNTDOWN TO THE EMMYS”—(7:00-8:00 PM ET live/PT tape-delayed) CC

 

FOX USHERS IN TELEVISION’S BIGGEST NIGHT
WITH “COUNTDOWN TO THE EMMYS” PRE-SHOW
LIVE FROM THE RED CARPET
SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 16, ON FOX
 


Cat Deeley (SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE), Mark Steines (“Entertainment Tonight”) and Lara Spencer (“The Insider”) host this star-studded special highlighting the arrivals of Emmy® nominees, presenters and special guests. An hour of red-carpet glamour ushers in television’s biggest night of the year on COUNTDOWN TO THE EMMYS Sunday, Sept. 16 (7:00-8:00 PM ET live/PT tape-delayed) on FOX.  (SP-0806) (TV-PG)

Hosts: Cat Deeley, Mark Steines, Lara Spencer




 
**FOX SPECIAL**—“59TH PRIMETIME EMMY AWARDS”—(8:00-11:00 PM ET live/PT tape-delayed) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

 

FOX PRESENTS TELEVISION’S BIGGEST NIGHT!

“THE 59TH PRIMETIME EMMY® AWARDS”
AIRS LIVE FROM THE HISTORIC SHRINE AUDITORIUM IN LOS ANGELES
SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 16, ON FOX

AMERICAN IDOL’s Ryan Seacrest Hosts
 


FOX presents the television industry’s most prestigious night of accolades, originating from the historic Shrine Auditorium in Los Angeles. AMERICAN IDOL’s Ryan Seacrest hosts the star-studded show, which is executive-produced by veteran awards producer Ken Ehrlich. In Emmy® tradition, television’s biggest stars will make appearances on the highly anticipated broadcast, which has the added benefit of being an eco-friendly and carbon-neutral event. Steve Carell, Kyle Chandler, the cast of “Entourage,” Kelsey Grammer, Patricia Heaton, Katherine Heigl, Hayden Panettiere, Jimmy Smits, Jon Stewart, Kiefer Sutherland and Kate Walsh are among the presenters for the 59TH PRIMETIME EMMY® AWARDS airing Sunday, Sept. 16 (8:00-11:00 ET Live/PT tape-delayed) on FOX.  (SP-0807) (TV-PG)

Host: Ryan Seacrest



[EDITOR’S NOTE: KING OF THE HILL, THE SIMPSONS, AMERICAN DAD and FAMILY GUY are preempted this night.]
 

 

 
 
 

4Kids TV Celebrates Sixth Season on FOX with Action-Packed Fall Line-up

 

Three New Series Join The Popular Saturday Morning Programming Block

September 8th Launch Supported by Major Promotion with Six Flags Theme Parks and K·B Toys

 

NEW YORK--(BUSINESS WIRE)--Get your game face on! 4Kids TV is rolling out an all new look and an all new attitude when it unveils The Game Station on Saturday, September 8th. This is the sixth year that 4Kids Entertainment is programming the 4-hour Saturday morning kids block on Fox, and to celebrate, its unleashing the most action-packed slate of original shows to date. 4Kids will add three new series to its lineup of popular returning shows, which includes Chaotic, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Fast Forward, Viva Piñata, Sonic X and Winx Club.

Kids dont just watch TV anymorethey want to get involved, interact experience the characters, the stories and the action for themselves, said Alfred R. Kahn, Chairman and CEO of 4Kids Entertainment. The Game Station is the perfect moniker to reflect that our shows are all about having fun and getting into the game -- either on-air, on-line, or in a multitude of ways that well make available to our fans throughout the year.

To support the new season, 4Kids has launched The Game Station Sweepstakes. 4Kids teamed up with Six Flags Theme Parks and K·B Toys on this major multi-level promotion. Kids received sweepstakes brochures and limited edition collectible card packs all driving viewers to tune-in to 4Kids TV throughout the month of September to join in to The Game Station Sweepstakes. One Grand Prize Winner will be awarded four Video Game Systems, along with a $4,000 cash prize. One First Prize Winner will receive a set of four season passes redeemable at participating Six Flags Theme Parks. Twenty five Second Prize Winners will receive one $50 K·B Toys Gift Card.

There are three newcomers to the 4Kids TV line-up this fall. From dinosaurs to boot-camp style competition to dynamic duels, this seasons most-buzzed-about debuts are:

bulletDinosaur King (premieres September 8, 10:30am): Dinosaurs are back -- and theyre bigger, badder and better than ever! Best friends Max, Rex and Zoe discover an amazing secret -- they can bring dinosaurs to life and control them with ancient stone fragments and mysterious cards. An evil organization called Alpha Gang, led by Dr. Z, traveled back in time and accidentally scattered the Dinosaur Cards around the world here in the present. Now its up to the kids of The D-Team to race across the planet, control the dinosaurs and save the 21st Century!
bulletThe Adrenaline Project (debuts September 29, 8:00am): This action-packed reality series drops five thrill-seeking teens at Base Camp each week to train for a chance to experience the ultimate rush. Theyll compete head-to-head for victory in the unknown final event where they may be asked to do anything from zipline, scuba dive, white water kayak or even bungee jump. The series is designed to motivate and inspire teen viewers to learn the importance of well-being with its emphasis on physical fitness, teamwork, and friendly competition.
bulletYu-Gi-Oh! GX (premieres September 8, 8:30am): The hit series based on the card game phenomenon makes its broadcast debut on 4Kids TV! Imagine going to the worlds most prestigious dueling prep school: Duel Academy, where the Duel Monsters card game is the entire curriculum! Jaden and his friends are officially upperclassmen as they face new rivals, new monsters, and a whole new semester of non-stop adventure.

4Kids powerhouse line-up is returning with all-new episodes for many of its most popular shows, including:

bulletChaotic (September 8, 9:00am): Chaotic follows the adventures of a group of teens who are fans of the Chaotic trading card and online game. They discover that the one-of-a-kind, alphanumeric codes on their trading cards are scans of real creatures, battle locations, battle gear and Mugic. The teens travel to Perim, the land of the Creature tribes, to capture codes of hundreds of unique Creatures. By watching the animated series, viewers can discover battle strategies and tips that will aid them in mastering the Chaotic Trading Card Game in-person or online at www.ChaoticGame.com. (New Episodes)
bulletTeenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Fast Forward (September 8, 9:30 and 10:00am): The green team supreme are off for a shell of an adventure a century ahead! Leonardo, Michelangelo, Donatello and Raphael find themselves in the year 2105 where walking, talking ninja turtles fit right in with interplanetary aliens in the futuristic New York City! The action heroes sport a whole new look as they face amazing adventures and square off against new foes in an exciting world of cutting-edge technology. (New Episodes)
bulletViva Piñata (September 8, 11:00am): Sure, theyre the life of the party but being a piñata is not all that its cracked up to be! Head to Piñata Island for non-stop laughs from the craziest comedy on television. Amazing CGI animation combines with the most hilarious situations featuring everyones favorite piñatas: Hudson Horstachio, Franklin Fizzlybear, Fergy Fudgehog Paulie Pretztail, and dozens more. Youll laugh so hard your sides will split Hey -- does that make you a piñata too!???! (New Episodes)
bulletSonix X (September 8, 11:30am): Follow the adventures of Sonic and friends. They must stop the evil genius Dr. Eggman from getting the powerful Chaos Emeralds. If Dr. Eggman gets his hands on the Chaos Emeralds, he will take over the world!
bulletWinx Club (September 8 to September 22, 8:00am): The adventures of teenage fairies Bloom, Flora, Stella, Musa, Layla and protect the Realm of Magix from Evil. (New Episodes Series Finale)

4Kids TV airs nationwide on Saturdays from 8:00 a.m. to 12:00 p.m EST on the FOX Broadcasting Network.

Complementing the broadcast network launch is the popular website, www.4Kids.tv which will re-launch with brand new features and functionality. The website offers kids a 24/7 destination for streaming videos, games, promotions and much more. The additions will include customized personal profiles and avatars, message boards, emails and buzz feeds on the latest pop culture news and new games based on 4Kids TV shows.

About 4Kids Entertainment

Headquartered in New York City with international offices in London, 4Kids Entertainment, Inc. (NYSE: KDE) is a global provider of children's entertainment and merchandise licensing. 4Kids, through its wholly owned subsidiaries, provides domestic and international merchandise licensing; television, film, music and home video production and distribution; product development and Web site development. For further information, please visit the Company's Web sites at www.4KidsEntertainment.com and www.4kids.tv.

The information contained in this press release, other than historical information, consists of forward-looking statements within the meaning of the Private Securities Litigation Reform Act of 1995. These statements may involve risks and uncertainties that could cause actual results to differ materially from those described in such statements. Although the Company believes that the expectations reflected in such forward-looking statements are reasonable, it can give no assurance that such expectations will prove to have been correct. Important factors beyond the Company's control, including general economic conditions, consumer spending levels, competition from toy companies, motion picture studios and other licensing companies, the uncertainty of public response to the Company's properties and other factors could cause actual results to differ materially from the Company's expectations.

 

 
 
 
SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 2
 



**FOX SPECIAL**—“FOX FALL PREVIEW 2007”—(7:00-7:30 PM ET/PT) CC

 

CATCH A SNEAK PEAK AT THE FOX FALL LINEUP
ON “FOX FALL PREVIEW 2007”
SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 2, ON FOX

Wayne Brady Set to Host
 


Summer is nearly over, but FOX is hotter than ever with an inside look at the new fall lineup. Hosted by Wayne Brady of DON’T FORGET THE LYRICS!, this half-hour features exclusive clips from new and returning shows, including powerhouse dramas HOUSE and PRISON BREAK and never-before-seen footage from the hot new series K-VILLE and BACK TO YOU. Catch an exciting glimpse of the new season on FOX FALL PREVIEW 2007 airing Sunday, Sept. 2 (7:00-7:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (SP-0808) (TV-14 D, L, V)

Host: Wayne Brady




--“KING OF THE HILL”—(7:30-8:00 PM ET/PT) CC

 

LUANNE HAS A NIGHT TO REMEMBER
ON "KING OF THE HILL"
SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 2, ON FOX

Special Guest Voice Appearances by Tom Petty and Trace Adkins
 


When Lucky (Tom Petty) ditches Luanne to go stumping with Hank and the gang, Luanne accepts an invitation to attend Arlen High School's Senior Prom. Jealous of Luanne's prom experience, Lucky sends Mud Dobber (Tom Petty) and Elvin (Trace Adkins) to bully Luanne's 15-year-old date. However, despite the guys' antics, Lucky realizes that he'd rather be with Luanne than hunting for wood in the "Luanne Gets Lucky" episode of KING OF THE HILL Sunday, Sept. 2 (7:30-8:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (KH-1104) (TV-PG L)

Voice Cast: Mike Judge as Hank Hill & Boomhauer; Kathy Najimy as Peggy Hill; Pamela S. Adlon as Bobby Hill & Kevin’s Brother; Johnny Hardwick as Dale; and Stephen Root as Bill.

Guest Voice Cast: Trace Adkins as Elvin; Tom Petty as Lucky & Mud Dobber; Randal Reeder as Security Guard; Andrea Bowen as Teenage Girl; Brian Doyle Murray as Jack; and Jack De Sena as Kevin.




--“THE SIMPSONS”—(8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) CC

 

GRAMPA FINDS NEW LOVE ON “THE SIMPSONS”
SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 2, ON FOX
 


The court appoints an accountant for Homer when he incorrectly files for bankruptcy, which results in his cutting back on all of his expenses, including Grampa’s nursing home. In an unexpected turn of events, Grampa and Selma fall in love and move in together, and Homer and Patty plot to break up their love connection. Meanwhile, Bart and Lisa con a delivery man into giving them the most sought-after commodity in the neighborhood – cardboard boxes. Their alliance is put to the test when the delivery man realizes he was duped in the “Rome-Old and Juli-Eh” episode of THE SIMPSONS Sunday, Sept. 2 (8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (SI-1808) (TV-PG)

Voice Cast: Dan Castellaneta as Homer Simpson and Grampa; Julie Kavner as Marge Simpson, Selma, and Patty; Nancy Cartwright as Bart Simpson and Rod Flanders; Yeardley Smith as Lisa Simpson; Pamela Hayden as Milhouse, Todd Flanders and Ling; Hank Azaria as Accountant, Moe, Disco Stu, Duffman and Box Delivery Man; Tress Macneille as Female DMV Suit; and Harry Shearer as Ned Flanders, Scariest Driver, and Male DMV Suit

Guest Voice Cast: Jane Kaczmarek as Judge Harm




--“THE SIMPSONS”—(8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC

 

HOMER CAPTURES SPRINGFIELD’S DIRT
ON “THE SIMPSONS”
ON SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 2, ON FOX
 


When a candle on Homer’s birthday cake sets fire to his party hat, the Springfield fire department must save the Simpson home from peril for the sixth time that month. Marge is inspired to purchase a fireproof safe to protect the family’s most precious valuables, but a freak accident causes the safe itself to explode and destroy its contents, including Marge’s family photo album. Refusing to accept the tragedy, Marge decides to restage all of the family’s photographs, and when a celebrity dating scandal is captured in the background of one of their photos, the Simpsons strike tabloid gold. Tasting success and seeing money to be made, Homer takes to the streets as one of the paparazzi. Overnight, Homer becomes Springfield’s most valued photographer, and he appears unstoppable. However, when he crashes a celebrity wedding, the subjects who’ve been humiliated in his photos band together to seek revenge against Homer in the “Homerazzi” episode of THE SIMPSONS Sunday, Sept. 2 (8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (SI-1806) (TV-PG)

Voice Cast: Dan Castellaneta as Homer Simpson, Krusty, Sideshow Mel, and Mayor Quimby; Julie Kavner as Marge Simpson; Nancy Cartwright as Bart SImpson; Yeardley Smith as Lisa Simpson; Tress MacNeille as Paris Texan, Rose Quimby, Maria Quimby; Hank Azaria as Moe, Drederick Tatum, Apu; and Harry Shearer as Rainier Wolfcastle, Skinne, and Lenny.

Guest Cast: J.K. Simmons as Tabloid Editor, Peter Wolf as Himself, Harry Hamlin as Himself, Betty White as Herself, Jon Lovitz as Enrico Irritazio

 AMERICAN DAD is preempted this night.]


--“FAMILY GUY”—(9:00-9:30 PM ET/PT) CC

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

QUAGMIRE SAVES THE DAY
ON “FAMILY GUY”
SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 2, ON FOX

Hugh Hefner Makes a Guest Voice Appearance
 


Peter takes Quagmire to the airport for work and messes things up, causing Quagmire to lose his job as a pilot. Quagmire can’t find another gig, so Peter and Cleveland devise a plan to help him get his old job back. When the plan flops, Quagmire receives advice from his idol, Hugh Hefner, which leads him to save the day in the “Airport ‘07” episode of FAMILY GUY Sunday, Sept. 2 (9:00-9:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (FG-508) (TV-14 D, L, V)

Voice Cast: Seth MacFarlane as Peter Griffin, Stewie Griffin, Brian Griffin, and Quagmire; Alex Borstein as Lois Griffin; Seth Green as Chris Griffin; Mila Kunis as Meg Griffin; Mike Henry as Cleveland.

Guest Voice Cast: Hugh Hefner as himself and man in blazer; Adam West as Mayor West.




--“FAMILY GUY”—(9:30-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

THE PINT DOESN’T FALL FAR FROM THE TREE
ON “FAMILY GUY”
SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 2, ON FOX

Charles Durning and Phyllis Diller Guest-Voice
 

           
After Peter’s dad, Francis, dies, he finds out from Thelma that his real father lives in Ireland. So Peter and Brian head there in search of his father, who ends up being the town drunk, which is a great honor, and he challenges him to a drinking game to prove his paternity. Meanwhile, Stewie acts out and Lois spanks him, but he quickly realizes that he likes it and does whatever he can to get into trouble in the “Peter’s Two Dads” episode of FAMILY GUY Sunday, Sept. 2 (9:30-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (FG-505) (TV-14 D, L, V)

Voice Cast: Seth MacFarlane as Peter Griffin, Stewie Griffin, Brian Griffin, and Quagmire; Alex Borstein as Lois Griffin; Seth Green as Chris Griffin; Mila Kunis as Meg Griffin; Mike Henry as Cleveland.

Guest Voice Cast: Charles Durning as Francis and Phyllis Diller as Thelma. 





 

MONDAY, SEPTEMBER 3
 



--“PRISON BREAK”—(8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.


 

MICHAEL IS DETERMINED TO CONFRONT THE PRESIDENT;
MAHONE PLAYS A TENSE WAITING GAME WITH SARAH;
T-BAG LOSES HIS LUGGAGE;
BELLICK AND SUCRE FORM AN UNLIKELY ALLIANCE;
C-NOTE’S ACTIONS LEAVE HIM HANGING
ON “PRISON BREAK” MONDAY, SEPTEMBER 3, ON FOX

Special Guest Star Patricia Wettig (“Brothers & Sisters”)
 


As Kellerman prepares for an assassination, Michael is determined to confront the President and expose her secrets recorded on the audiotape. Mahone plays a tense waiting game with Sarah. T-Bag’s lost luggage may prove a windfall for Bellick and Sucre. C-Note’s drastic actions leave him hanging in the PRISON BREAK episode “Sweet Caroline” airing Monday, Sept. 3 (8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (PB-219) (TV-14 L, V)

Cast: Dominic Purcell as Lincoln Burrows; Wentworth Miller as Michael Scofield; Amaury Nolasco as Fernando Sucre; Wade Williams as Brad Bellick; Paul Adelstein as Special Agent Paul Kellerman; Robert Knepper as T-Bag; Rockmond Dunbar as C-Note and Sarah Wayne Callies as Dr. Sara Tancredi with William Fichtner as Special Agent Alexander Mahone

Guest Cast: Patricia Wettig as President Caroline Reynolds; Jeff Perry as Terrence Steadmen; Reggie Lee as Bill Kim; Camile Guaty as Maricruz Delgado; Jason Davis as Wheeler; Barbara Eve Harris as Lang; Kevin Dunn as Cooper Green; Karl Mekinen as Derek Sweeney




--“PRISON BREAK”—(9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

SARAH SACRIFICES HERSELF FOR MICHAEL’S SAFETY;
BELLICK BLACKMAILS SUCRE TO PARTNER UP;
T-BAG’S REIGN OF TERROR CONTINUES SOUTH OF THE BORDER;
THE BROTHERS’ FINAL ESCAPE PLAN MAY BE SHIPWRECKED
ON “PRISON BREAK” MONDAY, SEPTEMBER 3, ON FOX
 


Sarah weighs sacrificing herself to enable Michael and Lincoln to set sail to freedom; T-Bag’s reign of terror continues south of the border as Bellick forces Sucre to track down the missing money; Mahone’s actions finally catch up with him; and an escapee finally tastes freedom in the PRISON BREAK episode “Panama” airing Monday, Sept. 3 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (PB-220) (TV-14 L, V)

Cast: Dominic Purcell as Lincoln Burrows; Wentworth Miller as Michael Scofield; Amaury Nolasco as Fernando Sucre; Wade Williams as Brad Bellick; Paul Adelstein as Special Agent Paul Kellerman; Robert Knepper as T-Bag; Rockmond Dunbar as C-Note and Sarah Wayne Callies as Dr. Sara Tancredi with William Fichtner as Special Agent Alexander Mahone

Guest Cast: Reggie Lee as Bill Kim; Cynthia Kaye McWilliams as Kacee Franklin;  Helena Klevorn as Dede Franklin; Jason Davis as Wheeler; Barbara Eve Harris as Lang; Kim Coates as Richard Sullins; Leon Russom as Pad Man





 

TUESDAY, SEPTEMBER 4
 



--“BONES”—(8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

BOOTH IS KIDNAPPED WHEN THE TEAM INVESTIGATES A MURDER
LINKED TO A DANGEROUS ORGANIZED CRIME FAMILY
ON “BONES” TUESDAY, SEPTEMBER 4, ON FOX

Ryan O’Neal Guest-Stars
 


When a partial skeleton is found encased in cement, Brennan, Booth and the Jeffersonian team are called in to investigate. Booth suspects the victim was killed by Hugh Kennedy, a member of a dangerous organized crime family. Complicating his plan to find and arrest Kennedy is the claim by a bounty hunter that she saw Kennedy burn to death in a car explosion, but the facts don’t add up for Booth, and he tries to lure him out of hiding. The plan doesn’t go as he envisioned and Kennedy kidnaps Booth, leaving Brennan to try to find him before he suffers the same fate as the original victim. Meanwhile, Brennan is paid a surprise visit by her father, Max (guest star Ryan O’Neal), who attempts to impart information about her deceased mother, but Brennan is not willing to indulge him, given his criminal past. After Booth disappears, Brennan turns to her father, who has extensive experience in avoiding the law, for help. As Booth’s life and the life of his son are threatened for information he has on the case, Brennan and her father make an unlikely team who race to find Booth before it’s too late in “The Killer in the Concrete” episode of BONES airing Tuesday, Sept. 4 (8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (BON 218) (TV-14 L, V)

Cast: Emily Deschanel as Dr. Temperance Brennan; David Boreanaz as FBI Special Agent Seeley Booth; TJ Thyne as Dr. Jack Hodgins; Michaela Conlin as Angela Montenegro; Eric Millegan as Zack Addy; Tamara Taylor as Dr. Camille “Cam” Saroyan.

Guest Cast: Ryan O’Neal as Max Keenan; Dalia Phillips as Veleska Miller; Greg Baker as Melvin Gallagher; Phillip Rhys as Clark Lightner; Tom Everett as Hugh Kennedy’ Bill Escudier as Tim; Jeff Witzke as FBI Spokesman




--“HOUSE”—(9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

PA:
Viewer discretion is advised.

 

WHEN A PREGNANT CELEBRITY PHOTOGRAPHER’S UNBORN CHILD ENDANGERS HER HEALTH, THE TEAM MUST TAKE ACTION
BEFORE IT’S TOO LATE TO SAVE EITHER OF THEM
ON “HOUSE” TUESDAY, SEPTEMBER 4, ON FOX

Anne Ramsay and Tyson Ritter (All American Rejects) Guest-Star
 


A famous 42-year-old pregnant photographer, Emma Sloan (guest star Anne Ramsay), is brought to the hospital after suffering a stroke in the middle of a high-profile photo shoot with Tyson Ritter (All American Rejects). Emma’s condition takes a turn for the worse when her kidneys inexplicably fail. As her health continues to deteriorate, she is more concerned about her baby’s well-being than her own. House realizes Emma may have a rare condition called Maternal Mirror Syndrome, in which the mother’s health mimics the distress level of her fetus. Meanwhile, Cameron and Chase’s secret relationship is exposed to Foreman and Cuddy, and House makes extravagant plans to take a much-needed vacation. House calls Cuddy on the fact she’s taken a special interest in the case as she identifies with Emma’s struggle to have a child later in life, but her compassion for Emma may be clouding her judgment in the case. When Emma’s liver begins to fail, House presents her with the heart-wrenching choice to terminate her fetus or die herself. But with Cuddy on her side, Emma demands they come up with another option – an option that may not exist in the “Fetal Position” episode of HOUSE airing Tuesday, Sept. 4 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (HOU-317) (TV-14 D, L)

Cast: Hugh Laurie as Dr. Gregory House; Lisa Edelstein as Dr. Lisa Cuddy; Omar Epps as Dr. Eric Foreman; Robert Sean Leonard as Dr. James Wilson; Jennifer Morrison as Dr. Allison Cameron; Jesse Spencer as Dr. Robert Chase.

Guest Cast: Anne Ramsay as Emma; Tyson Ritter as himself; Jeff Sugarman as Fetal Surgeon; Bobbin Bergstrom as Nurse

HOU-323 has been rescheduled to Sept. 11.]



 

WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMBER 5
 



 ANCHORWOMAN had its last airing on Aug. 22.]

--“’TIL DEATH”—(8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

 

EDDIE AND JOY FIGHT OVER “FIGHT FRIENDS”
ON “‘TIL DEATH”
WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMBER 5, ON FOX

Margaret Cho Guest-Stars
 


Joy turns to a friend, Nicole (guest star Margaret Cho), for help when she and Eddie are fighting. When Eddie confronts Joy about Nicole, they get into a heated argument and seek support from their respective “fight friends” – Joy teaming up with Nicole, and Eddie with Nicole's husband Cofeld, in order to prove their points in the “Fight Friend” episode of ‘TIL DEATH Wednesday, Sept. 5 (8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (TIL-113) (TV-PG D, L)

Cast: Brad Garrett; Joely Fisher; Kat Foster; and Eddie Kaye Thomas

Guest Cast: Margaret Cho as Nicole; Anthony Anderson as Cofeld.



--“’TIL DEATH”—(8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

 

JEFF GETS A BACHELOR PARTY
ON “‘TIL DEATH”
WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMBER 5, ON FOX
 


When the guys discover that Jeff never had a bachelor party, they have a boys’ night out at a local club. But when Nicole (guest star Cho) tags along with Cofeld (guest star Anderson), the guys’ night doesn’t turn out as they planned. Meanwhile, Joy is sick at home and Steph comes over with a special recipe to help them both feel better in "The Bachelor Party” episode of ‘TIL DEATH Wednesday, Sept. 5 (8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (TIL-115) (TV-PG D, L, S)

Cast: Brad Garrett; Joely Fisher; Kat Foster; and Eddie Kaye Thomas

Guest Cast: Anthony Anderson as Cofeld; Margaret Cho as Nicole; Jerry Lambert as Stan; Charles Esten as Leon

C


 
--“BONES”—(9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

WHEN BOOTH AND BRENNAN INVESTIGATE
THE REMAINS OF A BODY FALLEN FROM THE SKY,
THEY UNCOVER A SPACE MYSTERY
ON “BONES” WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMBER 5, ON FOX
 


Brennan and Booth rush to investigate a scene where a dead man has been found in a crater. It appears that the flattened body has fallen from a high altitude without a parachute, and when the remains are sent to the Jeffersonian for review, Hodgins’ bone analysis leads him to believe that the body had been in outer space for a period of time. While Hodgins suggests multiple theories about extraterrestrial life and government conspiracies, Brennan and Booth find out the man was an astronaut named Colonel Howard who worked for the National Space Agency, and they struggle to extract pertinent information due to the confidentiality of his missions. When slash-like wounds on some of his bones suggest that Colonel Howard’s fall was no accident, a complicated murder mystery unfolds. Meanwhile, thwarted in his previous attempt to propose to Angela, Hodgins tries a more traditional, romantic approach to winning her heart in the “Spaceman in a Crater” episode of BONES airing Wednesday, Sept. 5 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (BON-220) (TV-14)

Cast: Emily Deschanel as Dr. Temperance Brennan; David Boreanaz as FBI Special Agent Seeley Booth; TJ Thyne as Dr. Jack Hodgins; Michaela Conlin as Angela Montenegro; Eric Millegan as Zack Addy; Tamara Taylor as Dr. Camille “Cam” Saroyan.

Guest Cast: Lisa Waltz as Jean Marie Howard; Judith Moreland as Loni Gowan; Sarah Bloom as Colleen Adams; Michael Rodrick as Adam Bahr; Glenn Morshower as Colonel Bob Reid; Rob Brownstein as Dr. Henry Pascal.





 

THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 6
 



**SEASON PREMIERE**—“ARE YOU SMARTER THAN A 5TH GRADER?”— (8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC

 

CLASS IS BACK IN SESSION
FOR SOPHOMORE SEASON OF
“ARE YOU SMARTER THAN A 5TH GRADER?”
THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 6, ON FOX
 


When the bell rings for Season Two, a human resources coordinator from Los Angeles and a security consultant from Long Island, NY, head back to the classroom to test their elementary knowledge on ARE YOU SMARTER THAN A 5th GRADER? This atypical quiz show tests adults’ lack of knowledge – as revealed by how much they’ve forgotten since elementary school. Grownups again find themselves in a classroom setting, revisiting their youth, as they tackle subjects they’ve already been taught, ranging from art to geography and math to social studies. However, the players are not alone. There is a way for contestants to “cheat” in this classroom. The adults have the opportunity to get some help from real grade-schoolers, who will offer what they think is the correct a-n-s-w-e-r on the sophomore season premiere of ARE YOU SMARTER THAN A 5TH GRADER? Thursday, Sept. 6 (8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (AYS-121) (TV-PG)

Host: Jeff Foxworthy




**SEASON PREMIERE**—“DON’T FORGET THE LYRICS!”—(9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC

 

CONTESTANTS PLAY TO “TAKE THE MONEY & RUN”
ON THE SEASON PREMIERE OF
“DON’T FORGET THE LYRICS!”
THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 6, ON FOX
 


We all think we know the words to popular songs, but when there’s a million dollars at stake, will contestants be able to keep singing when the music stops? Or will they be at a loss for words? On this exciting new game show, contestants choose songs from different genres, decades and musical artists. Then they take center stage to sing alongside the studio band as the lyrics are projected on screen – but suddenly the music stops and the words disappear. Will the contestants belt out the correct missing lyric, or freeze under pressure? Wayne Brady hosts DON’T FORGET THE LYRICS! Thursday, Sept.6 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (LYR-107) (TV-PG)

Host: Wayne Brady




 

FRIDAY, SEPTEMBER 7
 



**FOX MOVIE SPECIAL**—“HOLLYWOOD HOMICIDE”---(World Broadcast Premiere)—(8:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

 

“HOLLYWOOD HOMICIDE”
MAKES ITS WORLD BROADCAST PREMIERE
FRIDAY, SEPTEMBER 7, ON FOX
 


Veteran police detective Joe Gavilan (Harrison Ford) and his rookie partner, K.C. Calden (Josh Hartnett), have a major murder case to solve, one that involves infiltrating the dangerous world of the hip-hop recording industry. But between Joe’s side real estate business and K.C.’s acting dream, juggling two careers and a murder investigation proves to be a comical adventure. Will these two stay alive long enough to catch their big breaks? Don’t miss the world broadcast premiere of HOLLYWOOD HOMICIDE Friday, Sept. 7 (8:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (FM-0802) (TV-PG D, L, V)

Cast: Harrison Ford as Sgt. Joe Gavilan; Josh Hartnett as Det. K.C. Calden; Isaiah Washington as Antoine Sartain; Lena Olin as Ruby; Bruce Greenwood as Lt. Bennie Macko; Lolita Davidovich as Cleo Ricard; Keith David as Leon; Master P as Julius Armus and Gladys Knight as Olivia Robidoux





 

SATURDAY, SEPTEMBER 8
 



**SEASON PREMIERE**—“COPS: COAST TO COAST”—(8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) CC

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.
               
 

AN ARRESTING 20TH SEASON OF “COPS” PREMIERES
WITH SHOTS FIRED AND A DOMESTIC DISPUTE
ON “COPS: COAST TO COAST”
SATURDAY, SEPTEMBER 8, ON FOX
 


Since the pioneering reality series debuted in 1989, COPS has consistently outperformed its competition and has cemented its place in history as one of the longest-running primetime entertainment programs. Instrumental in launching the reality genre with its video vérité style, COPS is approaching its 700th episode milestone this November. Stats from the past 20 seasons include:

•    COPS has filmed in over 140 U.S. cities
•    2,044 arrests have been made on COPS
•    The oldest arrestee was 90 years old (for battery)
•    The youngest arrestee was 7 years old (for a bike theft)
•    Roughly 120 hours of footage goes into one broadcast segment

Faster your seatbelts when the 20th season kicks off featuring Officer Caleb Lenz of the Kansas City, MO, Police Department assisting in the pursuit of a car-jack suspect who has shot an officer. The department stops at nothing to track down the offender and releases a K-9, which eventually sniffs out the suspect. Also featured is Sergeant Jeremiah Marcotte of the Lee County, FL, Sheriff’s Office, who responds to a domestic violence call in which a female was harmed by her “best friend” on the 20th season premiere of COPS: COAST TO COAST Saturday, Sept. 8 (8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (CP-2009) (TV-PG D, L, V)




 
**SEASON PREMIERE**—“COPS: EVIDENCE … WHAT EVIDENCE SPECIAL EDITION” PM ET/PT) CC

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

A REPEAT NARCOTICS OFFENDER
AND A DECEITFUL DRUNK DRIVER
TEST OFFICERS’ PATIENCE ON THE
“EVIDENCE … WHAT EVIDENCE SPECIAL EDITION”
OF “COPS” SATURDAY, SEPTEMBER 8, ON FOX
 


When Officers Jason Moss and David Honick of the Pittsburgh, PA, Bureau of Police assist in the pursuit of a repeat narcotics felon, they not only find the suspect’s discarded stash, but also find that a K-9 unit was hungry for a capture. Also featured is FTO Mike Helms of the Brevard, FL, County Sheriff’s Office, who acts as a human lie detector when a drunk driver entangles herself in a web of dishonesty on the “Evidence … What Evidence Special Edition” of COPS Saturday, Sept. 8 (8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (CP-2007) (TV-PG L)




**SEASON PREMIERE** —“AMERICA’S MOST WANTED: AMERICA FIGHTS BACK”—(9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC

 

“AMERICA’S MOST WANTED: AMERICA FIGHTS BACK”
BEGINS ITS 21ST SEASON IN THE PURSUIT OF JUSTICE
SATURDAY, SEPTEMBER 8, ON FOX
 


AMERICA’S MOST WANTED: AMERICA FIGHTS BACK takes on the nation's hottest crime issues. Beginning its 21st season tonight, this crime-fighting program focuses on capturing fugitives, protecting victims and empowering citizens within the criminal justice system. The series also takes an in-depth look at laws that harm victims, champions the cause of lawmakers fighting to protect victims' rights and presents news of recent captures, convictions and missing children cases. The 21st season premiere of AMERICA’S MOST WANTED: AMERICA FIGHTS BACK airs Saturday, Sept. 8 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (MW-2101) (TV-PG V)

Host: John Walsh




--“MADtv”—(11:00 PM-MIDNIGHT ET/PT) CC

 

DANNY DeVITO, MATTHEW BRODERICK AND KRISTEN DAVIS
GUEST-STAR ON “MADtv”
SATURDAY, SEPTEMBER 8, ON FOX
 


“Eugene Struthers” (Keegan-Michael Key) takes it to a “Hole Nutha Level” when he ends up at the “Deck the Halls” junket with stars Danny DeVito, Matthew Broderick and Kristen Davis on MADtv airing Saturday, Sept. 8 (11:00 PM-Midnight ET/PT) on FOX.  (MD-1206) (TV-14 D, L, S)

Cast: Ike Barinholtz, Frank Caeti, Crista Flanagan, Keegan-Michael Key, Bobby Lee, Michael McDonald, Arden Myrin, Nicole Parker, Jordan Peele and Nicole Randall Johnson.



--“TALKSHOW WITH SPIKE FERESTEN”—(Midnight-12:30 AM ET/PT) CC

 

JERRY SEINFELD STAYS UP LATE FOR LAUGHS ON
“TALKSHOW WITH SPIKE FERESTEN”
SATURDAY, SEPTEMBER 8, ON FOX
 


As a writer on one of television’s most celebrated comedies, Spike Feresten penned some of “Seinfeld’s” most famous episodes (“The Soup Nazi,” “The Wig Master”), and now he welcomes his old boss, Emmy Award- and Golden Globe Award-winning comedian/actor Jerry Seinfeld, to his own show. Making a rare talk show appearance, Seinfeld – co-creator, executive producer and star of the long-running and phenomenally successful, eponymous sitcom – delivers the opening standup bit titled “What’s Nuts Now?” and sits down for an in-studio interview on TALKSHOW WITH SPIKE FERESTEN Saturday, Sept. 8 (Midnight-12:30 AM ET/PT) on FOX.  (SPK-108) (TV-14 D)

Host: Spike Feresten





 

SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 9
 



--“KING OF THE HILL”—(7:00-7:30 PM PT) CC

 

ZZ TOP DRIVES HANK “EL LOCO”
ON “KING OF THE HILL”
SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 9, ON FOX

Special Guest Voice Appearances by ZZ Top
 


When Cotton decides to give Hank’s beloved Cadillac to Cousin Dusty, none other than Dusty Hill from ZZ Top, Hank is devastated. But things go from bad to worse when Dusty arrives at Hank’s house with a camera crew from his new reality show. With Hank already pushed to his limits, his patience is put to the ultimate test as Dusty and his band play practical jokes for the camera in the ”Hank Gets Dusted” episode of KING OF THE HILL Sunday, Sept. 9 (7:00-7:30 PM PT) on FOX.  (KH-1105) (TV-PG L)

Voice Cast: Mike Judge as Hank Hill & Boomhauer; Kathy Najimy as Peggy Hill; Pamela S. Adlon as Bobby Hill; Johnny Hardwick as Dale & Story Editor #3; Stephen Root as Bill, Strickland & Story Editor #2; Toby Huss as Cotton & Kahn; and David Herman as Story Editor #1 & Video Tape Editor.

Guest Voice Cast: Dusty Hill as Himself; Frank Beard as Himself; Billy Gibbons as Himself; and Will Arnett as Portis.

 Due to the preceding NFL football doubleheader, KING OF THE HILL at 7:00 PM and 7:30 PM will air on the West Coast only.]


--“KING OF THE HILL”—(7:30-8:00 PM PT) CC

 

PEGGY SIZES UP ARLEN’S LARGEST REAL ESTATE COMPANY
ON “KING OF THE HILL”
SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 9, ON FOX

Chris Elliott Makes Special Guest-Voice Appearance
 


When Peggy takes Connie on as her protégé, Connie’s journalistic attitude pushes Peggy to change her writing style. Needless to say, she loses her job at The Arlen Bystander, but quickly rebounds with a job in real estate under the infamous Chris Sizemore (Chris Elliott), the brains behind Arlen’s largest real estate office. Her new job is at first exciting, but when she challenges the big boss and gets fired, Peggy decides to strike out on their own in the ”Glen Peggy Glen Ross” episode of KING OF THE HILL Sunday, Sept. 9 (7:30-8:00 PM PT) on FOX.  (KH-1106) (TV-PG)

Voice Cast: Mike Judge as Hank Hill & Boomhauer; Kathy Najimy as Peggy Hill; Pamela S. Adlon as Bobby Hill & Dee; Johnny Hardwick as Dale; Stephen Root as Bill & Wang; Toby Huss as Cotton & Kahn; and Lauren Tom as Connie, Janet & Minh; Ashley Gardner as Nancy & Candi.

Guest Voice Cast: Henry Gibson as Bob Jenkins & Travis; Chris Elliott as Chris Sizemore; Scott Klace as Duckworth & Walker Lee; Phil Hendrie as Jeff, Roddy Rae & Roger.

: Due to the preceding NFL football doubleheader, KING OF THE HILL at 7:00 PM and 7:30 PM will air on the West Coast only.]


 
--“THE SIMPSONS”—(8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) CC

 

HOMER GETS A JOB IN HIS SLEEP
ON “THE SIMPSONS”
SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 9, ON FOX
 


Maggie goes on a path of destruction in the Simpsons’ home after Marge follows advice in a parenting magazine and throws away her pacifier. Marge finally gives in and sends Homer to get Maggie a new pacifier, but when he can’t find the right brand, Maggie comes up with her own substitute – an especially squeaky dog toy. Homer can’t sleep through the toy’s incessant squeaking and is driven to take sleeping pills, which turn him into a sleepwalker with a penchant for mischief. When one of Homer’s sleepwalking schemes leaves the entire Springfield Fire Department debilitated in the hospital, Homer and some of his fellow Springfieldians become volunteer firefighters. They extinguish several fires and are rewarded with gifts, but when the gifts stop coming, they seek other forms of compensation for their heroic acts in the “Crook and Ladder” episode of THE SIMPSONS Sunday, Sept. 9 (8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (SI-1813) (TV-PG V) 

Voice Cast: Dan Castellaneta as Homer Simpson, Grampa, Santa’s Little Helper, Snowball II, Barney, Mayor Quimby, ‘70s Elvis; Julie Kavner as Marge Simpson; Nancy Cartwright as Bart Simpson, Maggie, and Rod Flanders; Yeardley Smith as Lisa Simpson; Tress Macneille as Sheep #1, Attractive Sales Rep #1, and Manjula; Harry Shearer as Dr. Hibbert, Ned Flanders, Kent Brockman, Principal Skinner, Rainier Wolfcastle, Mr. Burns, Smithers, and Otto; Pamela Hayden as Attractive Saleswoman #2 and Todd Flanders; Hank Azaria as Sheep #2, Announcer, Security Guard, Apu, Moe, Carl, Luigi, Mr. Costington, Chief Wiggum, Lou, Cat, and Homeless Man.




--“THE SIMPSONS”—(8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC

 

MARGE GETS HOOKED ON THE INTERNET
AND HOMER REFEREES LISA’S SOCCER GAME
ON “THE SIMPSONS”
SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 9, ON FOX
 


Marge becomes a spectacle during a PTA meeting for not having an e-mail address, and she decides to take a chance on using the Internet. Amazed and delighted by all the Internet has to offer, Marge joins a popular role-playing fantasy game called “Earthland Realms.” To Marge’s dismay, the game has her interacting with practically the whole town of Springfield including Bart, who happens to be the game’s most feared and destructive player. Meanwhile, Homer saves Lisa’s soccer game from cancellation after he volunteers to take the place of a referee who recently quit. However, Homer’s refereeing skills only exasperate Lisa, and her competitive streak gets the best of her in the “Marge Gamer” episode of THE SIMPSONS Sunday, Sept. 9 (8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (SI-1810) (TV–PG V)

Voice Cast: Dan Castellaneta as Homer Simpson, Groundskeeper Willie, Grampa, and Krusty; Julie Kavner as Marge Simpson; Nancy Cartwright as Bart Simpson and Ralph Wiggum; Yeardley Smith as Lisa Simpson; Tress Macneille as East Indian Girl; Harry Shearer as Principal Skinner, Rev. Lovejoy, and Ned Flanders; Pamela Hayden as Wench Milhouse; Hank Azaria as Apu, Cletus, Moe, and Carl; Marcia Wallace as Enchantress Krabappel

: AMERICAN DAD is preempted this night.]


--“FAMILY GUY”—(9:00-9:30 PM ET/PT) CC

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

PETER SCORES WHEN HE MEETS
NEW ENGLAND PATRIOT QUARTERBACK TOM BRADY
ON “FAMILY GUY” SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 9, ON FOX

Tom Brady Makes a Guest Voice Appearance
 


At his high school reunion, Peter pretends to be a big-shot millionaire to impress his classmates, but the truth comes out when he meets Tom Brady and loses all self-control. Peter makes a drunken run for the bathroom that impresses Brady and lands Peter a spot on the New England Patriots football team. Life is great for the Griffins until Peter’s new high profile goes to his head. Meanwhile, Stewie becomes a sports bookie on the “Patriot Games” episode of FAMILY GUY Sunday, Sept. 9 (9:00-9:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (FG-425) (TV-14 D, L)

Voice Cast: Seth MacFarlane as Peter Griffin, Stewie Griffin, Brian Griffin, Quagmire; Alex Borstein as Lois Griffin; Seth Green as Chris Griffin; Mila Kunis as Meg Griffin; Mike Henry as Cleveland and Cleveland, Jr.

Guest Voice Cast:  Tom Brady as Himself; Wally Wingert as Announcer #1 and Corner Man; John Viener as Announcer #2, Ring Announcer, TV Announcer, British Man and British Woman; Danny Smith as Cop and Horse; Jeff Bergman as Fred Flintstone; Mark Hentemann as Guy and Phony Guy; Patrick Warburton as Joe and Ralph Garman as Number Three. 




 
--“FAMILY GUY”—(9:30-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

PETER OPENS A RESTAURANT
ON “FAMILY GUY”
SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 9, ON FOX
 


When the Griffin family decides to start a restaurant, they have a hard time attracting customers. But after Joe promises to help, Peter is excited that it might become a cop hangout. However, things don’t really turn out as Peter had hoped and it begins to be popular with handicapped patrons. Although Peter attempts to change the atmosphere of his new place, a sudden twist of irony quickly changes his mind in the “No Meals on Wheels” episode of FAMILY GUY Sunday, Sept. 9 (9:30-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (FG-509) (TV-14 D, L, V)

Voice Cast: Seth MacFarlane as Peter Griffin, Stewie Griffin, Brian Griffin, and Quagmire; Alex Borstein as Lois Griffin; Seth Green as Chris Griffin; Mila Kunis as Meg Griffin; Mike Henry as Cleveland.

Guest Voice Cast: Patrick Warburton as Joe.


 

 

 
 
 
 
SUNDAY, AUGUST 26
 



--“ARE YOU SMARTER THAN A 5TH GRADER?”—(7:00-8:00 PM ET/PT) CC

 

THE BELL RINGS AS CLASS RESUMES
ON “ARE YOU SMARTER THAN A 5TH GRADER?”
SUNDAY, AUGUST 26, ON FOX
 


Unlike the typical game show that measures intelligence, ARE YOU SMARTER THAN A 5th GRADER? tests adults’ lack of knowledge – as revealed by how much they’ve forgotten since elementary school. New grownup contestants will again find themselves in a classroom setting, revisiting their youth, as they tackle subjects they’ve already been taught, ranging from art to geography and math to social studies. However, the players are not alone. There is a way for contestants to “cheat” in this classroom. The adults will have the opportunity to get some help from real grade-schoolers, who will offer what they think is the correct a-n-s-w-e-r on tonight’s episode of ARE YOU SMARTER THAN A 5TH GRADER? Sunday, Aug. 26 (7:00-8:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (AYS-106) (TV-PG)

Host: Jeff Foxworthy




**FOX SPECIAL**—“TEEN CHOICE 2007”—(8:00-10:00 PM ET Live/PT Tape-Delayed) CC

 

HILARY DUFF AND NICK CANNON TO CO-HOST
“TEEN CHOICE 2007”
AIRING LIVE SUNDAY, AUGUST 26, ON FOX

Jessica Alba, Ashlee Simpson, Dane Cook, Lauren Conrad,
Megan Fox, Emmy Rossum, Miley Cyrus, Anna Paquin,
Jared Padalecki and Taylor Kitsch
Among Stars Scheduled to Appear
 


Teen Queen Hilary Duff and actor/comedian Nick Cannon are teaming up to host the ninth annual edition of TEEN CHOICE, celebrating the hottest teen icons in film, television, music, sports and fashion. Additional celebrities scheduled to appear include Jessica Alba, Ashlee Simpson, Dane Cook, Lauren Conrad, Megan Fox, Emmy Rossum, Miley Cyrus, Anna Paquin, Jared Padalecki, Taylor Kitsch and many more! The coolest stars will receive coveted Teen Choice surfboard awards in categories such as Choice Breakout TV Show, Choice Sidekick, Choice Rumble, Choice Rock Track, Choice Athlete and Choice Chemistry on TEEN CHOICE 2007 airing Sunday, Aug. 26 (8:00-10:00 PM ET Live/PT Tape-Delayed) on FOX.  (SP-0805) (TV-PG)

KING OF THE HILL, THE SIMPSONS, AMERICAN DAD and FAMILY GUY are preempted this night.]




 

MONDAY, AUGUST 27
 



**TIME PERIOD PREMIERE**—“PRISON BREAK”—(8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

MICHAEL AND SARA MUST ASK THE POPE FOR DIVINE INTERVENTION;
C-NOTE TAKES DRASTIC MEASURES FOR HIS DAUGHTER’S LIFE;
SUCRE RISKS IT ALL TO REUNITE WITH MARICRUZ;
T-BAG VISITS HIS CHILDHOOD HOME;
AND MAHONE CORNERS ANOTHER FUGITIVE
ON “PRISON BREAK”
MONDAY, AUGUST 27, ON FOX
 


Michael and Sara realize that Warden Pope (guest star Stacy Keach) is the key to recovering information that will bring down “The Company”; Mahone corners another escapee; C-Note fears for his daughter’s life; Sucre learns the dangers of hitchhiking en route to reuniting with Maricruz; and T-Bag walks down memory lane when he takes the Hollander family to his childhood home in the PRISON BREAK episode “Bad Blood” airing Monday, Aug. 27 (8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (PB-217) (TV-14 D, L, V)

Cast: Dominic Purcell as Lincoln Burrows; Wentworth Miller as Michael Scofield; Amaury Nolasco as Fernando Sucre; Wade Williams as Brad Bellick; Paul Adelstein as Special Agent Paul Kellerman; Robert Knepper as T-Bag; Rockmond Dunbar as C-Note and Sarah Wayne Callies as Dr. Sara Tancredi with William Fichtner as Special Agent Alexander Mahone.

Guest Cast: Camille Guaty as Maricruz Delgado; Reggie Lee as Bill Kim; K.K. Dodds as Susan Hollander; Rachel Loera as Theresa Delgado; Barbara Eve Harris as Lang; Helena Klevorn as Dede Franklin;  Zachary Friedman as Cameron Mahone; Michael Gohlke as Young Theodore; Joel Stoffer as Old Man Bagwell.




 
--“PRISON BREAK”—(9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.


 

LINCOLN, MICHAEL AND SARA FINALLY GET THEIR HANDS ON
THE EVIDENCE NEEDED TO BRING DOWN THE CONSPIRACY;
T-BAG FINDS A NEW PERSONALITY AT THE PSYCHIATRIST’S;
BELLICK IS DISPATCHED SOUTH OF THE BORDER;
KELLERMAN SETS HIS SIGHTS ON THE PRESIDENT
ON “PRISON BREAK”
MONDAY, AUGUST 27, ON FOX
 


Lincoln, Michael and Sara find the evidence they need to expose the conspiracy; Mahone forces one of the escapees to draw Michael and Lincoln out into the open; T-Bag’s visit to a psychiatrist’s office is more than therapeutic; Bellick is dispatched south of the border; and Kellerman sets his sights on the President in the PRISON BREAK episode “Wash” airing Monday, Aug. 27 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (PB-218) (TV-14 L, V)

Cast: Dominic Purcell as Lincoln Burrows; Wentworth Miller as Michael Scofield; Amaury Nolasco as Fernando Sucre; Marshall Allman as LJ Burrows; Wade Williams as Brad Bellick; Paul Adelstein as Special Agent Paul Kellerman; Robert Knepper as T-Bag; Rockmond Dunbar as C-Note and Sarah Wayne Callies as Dr. Sara Tancredi with William Fichtner as Special Agent Alexander Mahone

Guest Cast: Reggie Lee as Bill Kim; Cynthia Kaye McWilliams as Kacee Franklin; Camile Guaty as Maricruz Delgado; Joseph Nunez as Manche Sanchez; Jason Davis as Wheeler; Barbara Eve Harris as Lang; Wilber Fitzgerald as Bruce Bennett; Tina Holmes as Kristine Pace; Kevin Dunn as Cooper Green; Taylor Nichols as Dr. Erik Stammel; Conor O’Farrell as Agent Miller.






 

 
TUESDAY, AUGUST 28
 



**TIME PERIOD PREMIERE**—“BONES”—(8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

BRENNAN AND BOOTH RACE TO FIND AN ESCAPED SERIAL KILLER
BEFORE A MEMBER OF THE JEFFERSONIAN TEAM
BECOMES HIS LATEST VICTIM
ON “BONES” TUESDAY, AUGUST 28, ON FOX

Brennan and Booth are called to the scene of a deadly fire at a D.C. prison to investigate what they believe is the death of Brennan’s incarcerated adversary, serial killer Howard Epps, whose body was found burned beyond recognition. But Brennan’s examination leads to the chilling realization that the charred body is not Epps’, but that of a D.C. fireman Epps killed in order to fake his own death and escape from a maximum security prison amid the commotion of the fire. After paying a visit to Epps’ former wife, Caroline, Brennan and Booth leave empty-handed, but are concerned for Caroline’s safety with her ex-husband on the loose. Their fears are quickly realized as they get concrete proof that Epps has killed again. As Epps leads Brennan and Booth into a game of cat-and-mouse, it’s clear he is targeting them and the people they’re close to, all the while giving them clues they desperately try to decipher before Epps takes another victim. While Cam conducts an autopsy on Epps’ latest victim, Booth implores her to break protocol to save time and jump to a later step in the process. Against her better judgment she does, but she is sprayed with a deadly poison and critically injured. As Cam’s life hangs in the balance, Booth, Brennan and the rest of the Jeffersonian team race to identify the deadly substance and determine Epps’ whereabouts before Cam becomes his latest victim in “The Man in the Cell” episode of BONES airing Tuesday, Aug. 28 (8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (BON-212) (TV-14 L, V)

Cast: Emily Deschanel as Dr. Temperance Brennan; David Boreanaz as FBI Special Agent Seeley Booth; TJ Thyne as Dr. Jack Hodgins; Michaela Conlin as Angela Montenegro; Eric Millegan as Zack Addy; Tamara Taylor as Dr. Camille “Cam” Saroyan.

Guest Cast: Heath Freeman as Howard Epps; Christie Lynn Smith as Caroline Epps; Ty Panitz as Parker Booth; Mik Scriba as Warden T.C. Everett; Pancho Demmings as FBI Agent Jay Ramirez; Kathy Lamkin as Marianne Epps; Giovannie Pico as Rose Alipio; Sandra Purpuro as Dr. Barbara Young; Janet Tamaro as TV Reporter.


 
--“HOUSE”—(9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

FOREMAN HANDS IN HIS RESIGNATION
WHILE THE TEAM RACES TO DIAGNOSE A YOUNG COLLEGE STUDENT
ON “HOUSE” TUESDAY, AUGUST 28, ON FOX

Piper Perabo Guest-Stars
 


Addie, a 19-year-old college student, is admitted to Princeton Plainsboro after coughing up a mouthful of blood during karate class. Before treating the patient, Foreman unapologetically informs the rest of the team that he is resigning, but will not say why. House strongly believes an infection is to blame for Addie’s bleeding, even though her symptoms indicate otherwise. When Addie’s lungs suddenly fill with fluid, the team believes that cancer or toxins could be an underlying cause, but House refuses to stray from his initial infection diagnosis. As Addie’s condition worsens, House suggests a risky life-or-death treatment to confirm his suspected diagnosis, leaving the team wondering whether he cares more about making a diagnosis than he does about saving Addie’s life.  Meanwhile, House takes a special interest in a young, attractive nutritionist named Honey (guest star Piper Perabo), who accompanied her boyfriend to the clinic for treatment. Knowing he will have a position open soon on his team, House has Honey fill out an employment application and sees to it they meet again under more casual circumstances in the “Resignation” episode of HOUSE airing Tuesday, Aug. 28 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (HOU-322) (TV-14 L)

Cast: Hugh Laurie as Dr. Gregory House; Lisa Edelstein as Dr. Lisa Cuddy; Omar Epps as Dr. Eric Foreman; Robert Sean Leonard as Dr. James Wilson; Jennifer Morrison as Dr. Allison Cameron; Jesse Spencer as Dr. Robert Chase.

Guest Cast: Lyndsy Fonseca as Addie; Tony Spiridakis as Ben; Eve Gordon as Jody; Piper Perabo as Honey; Tracy Howe as Steve; Shonda Farr as Jamie; Bayani Ison as Sensei; Wayne Sable as Kyle; Kwabena Darkwah as Daniel; Bobbin Bergstrom as Nurse.





 

 
WEDNESDAY, AUGUST 29


 
[EDITOR’S NOTE: ANCHORWOMAN had its last airing on Aug. 22.]

--“’TIL DEATH”—(8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
 


ALLISON COMES HOME FOR NEW YEAR’S EVE
ON “‘TIL DEATH”
WEDNESDAY, AUGUST 29, ON FOX

 

Eddie and Joy’s daughter, Allison (guest star Krysten Ritter), comes home for the holidays to celebrate New Year’s with her parents. When she gets some bad news from her boyfriend, Allison turns to her mother for help, leaving a snubbed Eddie perplexed. At the Woodcocks’ New Year's Eve party, Eddie lightens up his mood to impress his daughter, but as the clock strikes midnight and a new year begins, Allison realizes she likes her "big, dark, angry, wonderful dad" just the way he is in the "Daddy's Girl" episode of ‘TIL DEATH Wednesday, Aug. 29 (8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (TIL-112) (TV-PG D, L)

Cast: Brad Garrett; Joely Fisher; Kat Foster; and Eddie Kaye Thomas

Guest Cast: Krysten Ritter


 
**TIME PERIOD PREMIERE**—“’TIL DEATH”—(8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
 


EDDIE AND JOY RETURN TO COLLEGE
ON “‘TIL DEATH”
WEDNESDAY, AUGUST 29, ON FOX

Krysten Ritter Guest-Stars

 

When Eddie and Joy visit Allison for parents’ weekend, they share a dorm room with a partying single father. When Allison lets them know her new major and next semester’s plans, Eddie and Joy try their best to convince her to do otherwise but realize that their own mistakes led them to where they are today. Meanwhile, Jeff hires someone to help Steph tile the bathroom, which brings out the worst in her in "The Clay Date” episode of ‘TIL DEATH Wednesday, Aug. 29 (8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (TIL-117) (TV-PG D, L)

Cast: Brad Garrett; Joely Fisher; Kat Foster; and Eddie Kaye Thomas

Guest Cast: Krysten Ritter as Allison; Dan Butler as Paul; Timm Sharp as Doug


 



 

--“BONES”—(9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.
 


BRENNAN AND BOOTH’S PARTNERSHIP IS SEVERED
WHEN BOOTH IS FORCED TO UNDERGO PSYCHIATRIC COUNSELING
AND BRENNAN MUST WORK WITH ANOTHER FBI AGENT
ON “BONES” WEDNESDAY, AUGUST 29, ON FOX

Stephen Fry (“Jeeves and Wooster,”“Blackadder”) Guest-Stars

 

After Booth maliciously shoots a clown ornament on an ice cream truck, his gun is taken away and he’s forced to meet with an FBI psychiatrist to prove he’s mentally stable in order to get his gun back. That leaves Brennan headed to Florida on her own to investigate the death of a young college student whose body is found inside that of a dead alligator. With Booth out of commission, her FBI counterpart on the case is Agent Tim Sullivan (guest star Eddie McClintock, “Desperate Housewives”). Although he’s easygoing, the two have communication problems and stylistic differences from the start, and Brennan looks forward to Booth’s return to work. The alligator is shipped back to the Jeffersonian and the team determines the victim is young college student who disappeared several weeks before. As the team works to unravel the circumstances surrounding the girl’s death, Brennan finds she’s more charmed by Sullivan than she cares to admit. Meanwhile, Booth has several meetings with FBI psychiatrist Dr. Gordon Wyatt (guest star Stephen Fry), an Englishman with a unique approach to the situation who conducts their “sessions” in his backyard and assigns an unorthodox project to Booth, while surreptitiously getting him to talk about the potential reasons for his attack on the clown in “The Girl in the Gator” episode of BONES airing Wednesday, Aug. 29 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (BON-213) (TV-14 D, L, S, V)

Cast: Emily Deschanel as Dr. Temperance Brennan; David Boreanaz as FBI Special Agent Seeley Booth; TJ Thyne as Dr. Jack Hodgins; Michaela Conlin as Angela Montenegro; Eric Millegan as Zack Addy; Tamara Taylor as Dr. Camille “Cam” Saroyan.

Guest Cast: Stephen Fry as Dr. Gordon Wyatt; Eddie McClintock as FBI Agent Tim Sullivan; Alex Winter as Monte Gold; Eamonn Roche as Lloyd; Eric Jungmann as Eddie; John Lacy as Bill Dowd; French Stewart as Isaac Horn; Jami Miller as Judy Dowd; Kelly Kruger as Abigail Sims; John Maynard as Ice Cream Truck Driver; John Eric Bentley as Park Ranger; Emeka Nnadi as Alan Simmons.
 


 

 
THURSDAY, AUGUST 30
 



--“ARE YOU SMARTER THAN A 5TH GRADER?”—(8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC

 

ENROLLMENT CONTINUES ON
“ARE YOU SMARTER THAN A 5TH GRADER?”
THURSDAY, AUGUST 30, ON FOX
 


Class resumes in the new quiz show from Mark Burnett. Unlike the typical game show that measures intelligence, ARE YOU SMARTER THAN A 5th GRADER? tests adults’ lack of knowledge – as revealed by how much they’ve forgotten since elementary school. Grownups will again find themselves in a classroom setting, revisiting their youth, as they tackle subjects they’ve already been taught, ranging from art to geography and math to social studies. However, the players are not alone. There is a way for contestants to “cheat” in this classroom. The adults will have the opportunity to get some help – in the form of rudimentary advice from real grade-schoolers who have hit the books on ARE YOU SMARTER THAN A 5TH GRADER? Thursday, Aug. 30 (8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (AYS-102) (TV-PG)

Host: Jeff Foxworthy




--“DON’T FORGET THE LYRICS!”—(9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC

 

CONTESTANTS PLAY TO TAKE THE MONEY AND RUN
ON “DON’T FORGET THE LYRICS!”
THURSDAY, AUGUST 30, ON FOX
 


We all think we know the words to popular songs, but when there’s a million dollars at stake, will contestants be able to keep singing when the music stops? Or will they be at a loss for words? On this exciting new game show, contestants choose songs from different genres, decades and musical artists. Then they take center stage to sing alongside the studio band as the lyrics are projected on screen – but suddenly the music stops and the words disappear. Will the contestants belt out the correct missing lyric, or freeze under pressure? Wayne Brady hosts DON’T FORGET THE LYRICS! Thursday, Aug. 30 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (LYR-106) (TV-PG)

Host: Wayne Brady





 

 
FRIDAY, AUGUST 31
 



**FOX MOVIE SPECIAL**—“13 GOING ON 30”—(World Broadcast Premiere)—(8:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

 

FOX GETS GLAMOROUS THIS AUGUST
WITH THE WORLD BROADCAST PREMIERE OF
“13 GOING ON 30”
FRIDAY, AUGUST 31, ON FOX
 


When Jenna Rink (Jennifer Garner) wishes away her awkward teenage years with the help of some magic wish dust, she goes from 13-year-old geek to gorgeous 30-year-old overnight. The only thing missing from her seemingly perfect life is her best friend Matt (Mark Ruffalo), whom she left behind. Can Jenna create some magic of her own to help the little girl inside find the true love she left behind? Don’t miss the World Broadcast Premiere of 13 GOING ON 30 Friday, Aug. 31 (8:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (FM-0803) (TV-PG D, L)

Cast: Jennifer Garner as Jenna Rink; Mark Ruffalo as Matt Flamhaff; Judy Greer as Lucy Wyman; Andy Serkis as Richard Kneeland and Kathy Baker as Bev Rink.





 

SATURDAY, SEPTEMBER 1
 



--“COPS: COAST TO COAST”—(8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) CC

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

SUSPECT PLAYS HIDE & SEEK WITH OFFICERS
ON “COPS: COAST TO COAST”
SATURDAY, SEPTEMBER 1, ON FOX
 


While patrolling a known drug area, Officer Justin Gauker of the Las Vegas, NV, Police Department starts to question a male suspect, who leads the officer on a foot pursuit. The suspect is found hiding under a car and is arrested for possession of crack and grand theft auto. Also featured is Officer John Mathis of the Boise, ID, Police Department, who investigates a domestic violence call from a fearful woman on COPS: COAST TO COAST airing Saturday, Sept. 1 (8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (CP-1932) (TV-PG)




 
--“COPS: COAST TO COAST”—(8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

BOSTON’S FINEST ENCOUTER DOUBLE THE TROUBLE
ON “COPS: COAST TO COAST”
SATURDAY, SEPTEMBER 1, ON FOX
 


Officer Marc Sullivan of the Boston, MA, Police Department and Massachusetts State Trooper Jesse Sweet pull over a vehicle on a routine traffic stop, and the passengers have some explaining to do when officers find incriminating evidence in their vehicle. Meanwhile, during questioning of the driver, an unrelated minor car accident occurs and the officers have double the trouble to deal with. Also featured is Deputy Andrea Eagon of the Hillsborough, FL, County Sheriff’s Office, who apprehends a petty theft suspect on COPS: COAST TO COAST airing Saturday, Sept. 1 (8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (CP-1933) (TV-PG)




--“AMERICA’S MOST WANTED: AMERICA FIGHTS BACK”—(9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC

 

“AMERICA’S MOST WANTED: AMERICA FIGHTS BACK”
CONTINUES ITS PURSUIT OF JUSTICE
SATURDAY, SEPTEMBER 1, ON FOX
 


AMERICA’S MOST WANTED: AMERICA FIGHTS BACK takes on the nation's hottest crime issues. This crime-fighting program focuses on capturing fugitives, protecting victims and empowering citizens within the criminal justice system. The series also takes an in-depth look at laws that harm victims, champions the cause of lawmakers fighting to protect victims' rights and presents news of recent captures, convictions and missing children cases. AMERICA’S MOST WANTED: AMERICA FIGHTS BACK airs Saturday, Sept. 1 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (MW-2043) (TV-PG V)

Host: John Walsh




--“MADtv” (11:00 PM-MIDNIGHT ET/PT) CC

 

SETH MacFARLANE AND LOS LONELY BOYS
JOIN THE MADNESS TONIGHT
ON “MADtv”
SATURDAY, SEPTEMBER 1, ON FOX
 


Guest star Seth MacFarlane, the sick and twisted mind behind FOX hits FAMILY GUY and AMERICAN DAD, brings with him a never-before-seen clip of FAMILY GUY as a live-action comedy featuring “Stewie” (Bobby Lee), “Chris” (Frank Caeti), “Lois” (Arden Myrin), “Meg” (Crista Flanagan) and “Peter” (guest star MacFarlane). Also tonight, Los Lonely Boys are the musical guests on MADtv Saturday, Sept. 1 (11:00 PM-Midnight ET/PT) on FOX.  (MD-1205) (TV-14 D)

Cast: Ike Barinholtz, Frank Caeti, Crista Flanagan, Keegan-Michael Key, Bobby Lee, Michael McDonald, Arden Myrin, Nicole Parker, Jordan Peele and Nicole Randall Johnson.
   



--“TALKSHOW WITH SPIKE FERESTEN”—(Midnight-12:30 AM ET/PT) CC

 

“FAMILY GUY” FOUNDING FATHER SETH MacFARLANE
MAKES A LATE-NIGHT APPEARANCE
ON “TALKSHOW WITH SPIKE FERESTEN”
SATURDAY, SEPTEMBER 1, ON FOX
 


Seth MacFarlane, the creator and executive producer of FAMILY GUY, makes an appearance and adds to the late-night laughs. Plus, Spike introduces us to vintage footage from the old “Donny Riffle” talk show and sketches a sponsor spot for “Fabreze Elderly” on TALKSHOW WITH SPIKE FERESTEN Saturday, Sept. 1 (Midnight-12:30 AM ET/PT) on FOX.  (SPK-118) (TV-14 D, L)

Host: Spike Feresten

Guest: Seth MacFarlane





 

SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 2
 



**FOX SPECIAL**—“FOX FALL PREVIEW 2007”—(7:00-7:30 PM ET/PT) CC

 

CATCH A SNEAK PEAK AT THE FOX FALL LINEUP
ON “FOX FALL PREVIEW 2007”
SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 2, ON FOX

Wayne Brady Set to Host
 


Summer is nearly over, but FOX is hotter than ever with an inside look at the new fall lineup. Hosted by Wayne Brady of DON’T FORGET THE LYRICS!, this half-hour features exclusive clips from new and returning shows, including powerhouse dramas HOUSE and PRISON BREAK and never-before-seen footage from the hot new series K-VILLE and BACK TO YOU. Catch an exciting glimpse of the new season on FOX FALL PREVIEW 2007 airing Sunday, Sept. 2 (7:00-7:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (SP-0808) (TV-TBA)

Host: Wayne Brady




--“KING OF THE HILL”—(7:30-8:00 PM ET/PT) CC

 

LUANNE HAS A NIGHT TO REMEMBER
ON "KING OF THE HILL"
SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 2, ON FOX

Special Guest Voice Appearances by Tom Petty and Trace Adkins
 


When Lucky (Tom Petty) ditches Luanne to go stumping with Hank and the gang, Luanne accepts an invitation to attend Arlen High School's Senior Prom. Jealous of Luanne's prom experience, Lucky sends Mud Dobber (Tom Petty) and Elvin (Trace Adkins) to bully Luanne's 15-year-old date. However, despite the guys' antics, Lucky realizes that he'd rather be with Luanne than hunting for wood in the "Luanne Gets Lucky" episode of KING OF THE HILL Sunday, Sept. 2 (7:30-8:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (KH-1104) (TV-PG L)

Voice Cast: Mike Judge as Hank Hill & Boomhauer; Kathy Najimy as Peggy Hill; Pamela S. Adlon as Bobby Hill & Kevin’s Brother; Johnny Hardwick as Dale; and Stephen Root as Bill.

Guest Voice Cast: Trace Adkins as Elvin; Tom Petty as Lucky & Mud Dobber; Randal Reeder as Security Guard; Andrea Bowen as Teenage Girl; Brian Doyle Murray as Jack; and Jack De Sena as Kevin.




--“THE SIMPSONS”—(8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) CC

 

GRAMPA FINDS NEW LOVE ON “THE SIMPSONS”
SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 2, ON FOX
 


The court appoints an accountant for Homer when he incorrectly files for bankruptcy, which results in his cutting back on all of his expenses, including Grampa’s nursing home. In an unexpected turn of events, Grampa and Selma fall in love and move in together, and Homer and Patty plot to break up their love connection. Meanwhile, Bart and Lisa con a delivery man into giving them the most sought-after commodity in the neighborhood – cardboard boxes. Their alliance is put to the test when the delivery man realizes he was duped in the “Rome-Old and Juli-Eh” episode of THE SIMPSONS Sunday, Sept. 2 (8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (SI-1808) (TV-PG)

Voice Cast: Dan Castellaneta as Homer Simpson and Grampa; Julie Kavner as Marge Simpson, Selma, and Patty; Nancy Cartwright as Bart Simpson and Rod Flanders; Yeardley Smith as Lisa Simpson; Pamela Hayden as Milhouse, Todd Flanders and Ling; Hank Azaria as Accountant, Moe, Disco Stu, Duffman and Box Delivery Man; Tress Macneille as Female DMV Suit; and Harry Shearer as Ned Flanders, Scariest Driver, and Male DMV Suit

Guest Voice Cast: Jane Kaczmarek as Judge Harm




--“THE SIMPSONS”—(8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC

 

HOMER CAPTURES SPRINGFIELD’S DIRT
ON “THE SIMPSONS”
ON SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 2, ON FOX
 


When a candle on Homer’s birthday cake sets fire to his party hat, the Springfield fire department must save the Simpson home from peril for the sixth time that month. Marge is inspired to purchase a fireproof safe to protect the family’s most precious valuables, but a freak accident causes the safe itself to explode and destroy its contents, including Marge’s family photo album. Refusing to accept the tragedy, Marge decides to restage all of the family’s photographs, and when a celebrity dating scandal is captured in the background of one of their photos, the Simpsons strike tabloid gold. Tasting success and seeing money to be made, Homer takes to the streets as one of the paparazzi. Overnight, Homer becomes Springfield’s most valued photographer, and he appears unstoppable. However, when he crashes a celebrity wedding, the subjects who’ve been humiliated in his photos band together to seek revenge against Homer in the “Homerazzi” episode of THE SIMPSONS Sunday, Sept. 2 (8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (SI-1806) (TV-PG)

Voice Cast: Dan Castellaneta as Homer Simpson, Krusty, Sideshow Mel, and Mayor Quimby; Julie Kavner as Marge Simpson; Nancy Cartwright as Bart SImpson; Yeardley Smith as Lisa Simpson; Tress MacNeille as Paris Texan, Rose Quimby, Maria Quimby; Hank Azaria as Moe, Drederick Tatum, Apu; and Harry Shearer as Rainier Wolfcastle, Skinne, and Lenny.

Guest Cast: J.K. Simmons as Tabloid Editor, Peter Wolf as Himself, Harry Hamlin as Himself, Betty White as Herself, Jon Lovitz as Enrico Irritazio

 AMERICAN DAD is preempted this night.]


 
--“FAMILY GUY”—(9:00-9:30 PM ET/PT) CC

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

QUAGMIRE SAVES THE DAY
ON “FAMILY GUY”
SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 2, ON FOX

Hugh Hefner Makes a Guest Voice Appearance
 


Peter takes Quagmire to the airport for work and messes things up, causing Quagmire to lose his job as a pilot. Quagmire can’t find another gig, so Peter and Cleveland devise a plan to help him get his old job back. When the plan flops, Quagmire receives advice from his idol, Hugh Hefner, which leads him to save the day in the “Airport ‘07” episode of FAMILY GUY Sunday, Sept. 2 (9:00-9:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (FG-508) (TV-14 D, L, V)

Voice Cast: Seth MacFarlane as Peter Griffin, Stewie Griffin, Brian Griffin, and Quagmire; Alex Borstein as Lois Griffin; Seth Green as Chris Griffin; Mila Kunis as Meg Griffin; Mike Henry as Cleveland.

Guest Voice Cast: Hugh Hefner as himself and man in blazer; Adam West as Mayor West.




--“FAMILY GUY”—(9:30-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

THE PINT DOESN’T FALL FAR FROM THE TREE
ON “FAMILY GUY”
SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 2, ON FOX

Charles Durning and Phyllis Diller Guest-Voice
 

           
After Peter’s dad, Francis, dies, he finds out from Thelma that his real father lives in Ireland. So Peter and Brian head there in search of his father, who ends up being the town drunk, which is a great honor, and he challenges him to a drinking game to prove his paternity. Meanwhile, Stewie acts out and Lois spanks him, but he quickly realizes that he likes it and does whatever he can to get into trouble in the “Peter’s Two Dads” episode of FAMILY GUY Sunday, Sept. 2 (9:30-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (FG-505) (TV-14 D, L, V)

Voice Cast: Seth MacFarlane as Peter Griffin, Stewie Griffin, Brian Griffin, and Quagmire; Alex Borstein as Lois Griffin; Seth Green as Chris Griffin; Mila Kunis as Meg Griffin; Mike Henry as Cleveland.

Guest Voice Cast: Charles Durning as Francis and Phyllis Diller as Thelma. 


 

 

 
 
 
 
SUNDAY, AUGUST 19
 



--“’TIL DEATH”—(7:00-7:30 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

 

EDDIE LIVES LIKE THERE’S NO TOMORROW
ON “’TIL DEATH”
SUNDAY, AUGUST 19, ON FOX
 


After an injury sends Eddie to the hospital, he returns home certain that he is living his last days. With fear of the worst looming over them, Eddie and Joy rekindle their love. Eddie enjoys his renewed romance so much that when a phone call gives him a clean bill of health, he decides not to share the news with his wife. Eddie takes advantage of the situation and gets ”it” while he can in the “Death Sex” episode of ‘TIL DEATH Sunday, Aug. 19 (7:00-7:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (TIL-106) (TV-PG D, L)

Cast: Brad Garrett; Joely Fisher; Kat Foster; and Eddie Kaye Thomas.



--“KING OF THE HILL”—(7:30-8:00 PM ET/PT) CC

 

DAUTERIVE FAMILY REUNION
ON “KING OF THE HILL”
SUNDAY, AUGUST 19, ON FOX
 


When the guys discuss what they want to pass on to their children, Bill becomes despondent because he doesn’t have any children. In an effort to cheer him up, they help Bill put together a Dauterive family reunion, only to be thwarted by the realization that Bill only has one living relative. Bill winds up sharing an incredible barbeque with his neighbors and teaches Bobby the secret sauce recipe in the ”Blood and Sauce” episode of KING OF THE HILL Sunday, Aug. 19 (7:30-8:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (KH-1103) (TV-PG L)

Voice Cast: Mike Judge as Hank Hill & Boomhauer; Kathy Najimy as Peggy Hill; Pamela S. Adlon as Bobby Hill; Johnny Hardwick as Dale; Stephen Root as Bill & Strickland; David Herman as Gilbert & Kurt Varnedoe; Toby Huss as Joe Jack, Snaggle-Toothed Drunk, Ted Wassonasong & Kahn; Ashley Gardner as Nancy & Large Ticket Lady.



 
-“THE SIMPSONS”—(8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) CC

 

BROCKMAN ROCKS THE NEWS WORLD
ON “THE SIMPSONS”
SUNDAY, AUGUST 19, ON FOX

Chris “Ludacris” Bridges Makes Guest Voice Appearance
 


At the Simpsons’ annual dental check-up, Homer struggles to suppress his pain while Lisa gets an education in dental hygiene from a video starring Ludacris as Luda-Crest, a tube of toothpaste with a talent for rapping. The Simpsons stop for ice cream on the way home from the dentist, and when Homer purchases the one-millionth ice cream cone, he is featured on Kent Brockman’s nightly news program. However, the innocent interview turns into trouble when Brockman uses a shocking expletive. When the citizens of Springfield fail to react, it appears that Brockman has escaped scandal. However, it isn’t long before the FCC is tipped off by a certain law-abiding citizen and Brockman is fired, leaving the station with a ten-million-dollar fine. The Simpsons take the dejected Brockman in, and he and Lisa begin to devise a scheme for the anchor to make his comeback in the “You Kent Always Say What You Want” episode of THE SIMPSONS Sunday, Aug. 19 (8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (SI-1815) (TV-PG L, V)

Voice Cast: Dan Castellaneta as Homer Simpson, Moleman, Mayor Quimby, Tooth Decay, Sqeaky-Voiced Teen, Stage Manager, Grampa, Young Male Employee, Arnie Pie, Rabbi Krustofsky, Krusty, Scratchy, Itchy, Sideshow Mel, Mr. Teeny, Rich Texan, and Dracula; Julie Kavner as Marge Simpson, Selma, and Patty; Nancy Cartwright as Bart Simpson, Rod Flanders, and Assistant; Yeardley Smith as Lisa Simpson; Tress Macneille as Brandine, Miss Springfield, Kelly, Mother, 2nd Hygenist, Lindsay Naegle, Booberella, Cartoon Wife, Slacker Girl, and Stripper; Harry Shearer as Gum Disease, Principal Skinner, Kent Brockman, Ned Flanders, Supervisor, Male Executive, Announcer, Lenny, Mr. Burns, Rainier Wolfcastle, and Birch Barlow; Pamela Hayden as Ling and Dental Assistant; Hank Azaria as Cletus, Dr. Hwang, Hip Hop-Style Announcer, Bad-Ass Voice, Ludacrest, Prescott Butterfat III, Tavis, Comic Book Guy, Bureaucrat, Muscular Goon, Homeless Man, Inspector Gadget, Carl, and Slacker Dude; Maurice Lamarche as Overweight Man.

Guest Voice Cast: Chris “Ludacris” Bridges as Ludacris



--“AMERICAN DAD”—(8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

STEVE’S NEW GIRLFRIEND DOESN’T MEASURE UP
ON “AMERICAN DAD”
SUNDAY, AUGUST 19, ON FOX
 


When Steve announces that he finally has a girlfriend, Stan could not be a prouder father. But when Stan realizes that she is not the petite cheerleader he was expecting, his obsession with physical appearance spirals out of control and he develops anorexia. Steve comes to recognize that his overweight girlfriend is the root of his father’s problems and he has to make a hard choice in an effort to save his father’s life in “The American Dad After School Special” episode of AMERICAN DAD Sunday, Aug. 19 (8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (DAD-205) (TV-14 D, L)

Voice Cast: Seth MacFarlane as Stan Smith, Roger the Alien; Wendy Schaal as Francine Smith; Rachael MacFarlane as Hayley; Scott Grimes as Steve; and Dee Bradley Baker as Klaus.

Guest Voice Cast: Lizzy Caplan as Debbie, Dave Herman as Man and Zack, Patrick Stewart as Bullock, and Azura Skye as Veronica.




--“FAMILY GUY”—(9:00-9:30 PM ET/PT) CC

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

GIGGITY, GIGGITY, EWWW!
ON “FAMILY GUY”
SUNDAY, AUGUST 19, ON FOX
 


Death grants Peter’s wish of going back in time to be 18 again just for one night so that he can sow his wild oats. In 1984, he bails on a date with Lois to go to a bar and make out with a movie actress, but when he returns to the present, he discovers that he is now married to the former starlet and Lois is with Quagmire. Meanwhile, Stewie, Chris and Meg have all inherited Quagmire’s charming characteristics in the “Meet the Quagmires” episode of FAMILY GUY Sunday, Aug. 19 (9:00-9:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (FG-513) (TV-14 D, L, S, V)

Voice Cast: Seth MacFarlane as Peter Griffin, Stewie Griffin, Brian Griffin, and Quagmire; Alex Borstein as Lois Griffin; Seth Green as Chris Griffin; Mila Kunis as Meg Griffin; Mike Henry as Cleveland.

Guest Voice: Adam Corolla as Death




 
--“FAMILY GUY”—(9:30-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

STEWIE GETS HITCHED
ON “FAMILY GUY”
SUNDAY, AUGUST 19, ON FOX

Drew Barrymore Makes a Guest Voice Appearance
           
 

Stewie ties the knot with his old friend and fading child actress Olivia, but their relationship quickly turns into a traditional marriage filled with resentment and bickering, which comes to an ugly head when they join Brian and Jillian (Drew Barrymore) on a double date. Meanwhile, Lois introduces Peter to chick flicks, and he decides to make his own movie based on the plots of every girly movie ever made in the “Chick Cancer” episode of FAMILY GUY Sunday, Aug. 19 (9:30-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (FG-502) (TV-14 D, L)

Voice Cast: Seth MacFarlane as Peter Griffin, Stewie Griffin, Brian Griffin, and Quagmire; Alex Borstein as Lois Griffin; Seth Green as Chris Griffin; Mila Kunis as Meg Griffin; Mike Henry as Cleveland.

Guest Voice Cast: Drew Barrymore as Jillian





 

MONDAY, AUGUST 20
 



**FOX SPECIAL**—“TV’S FUNNIEST MOMENTS”—(8:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

THE MUSEUM OF TELEVISION & RADIO TO COUNT DOWN
THE MOST HILARIOUS AND MOST MEMORABLE
MOMENTS ON TELEVISION
IN TWO-HOUR SPECIAL “TV’S FUNNIEST MOMENTS”
AIRING MONDAY, AUGUST 20, ON FOX
 


The Museum of Television & Radio will count down TV’S FUNNIEST MOMENTS, featuring the 30 funniest and most memorable moments from television sitcoms, variety, late-night and sketch shows from the past six decades. Included are such fan-favorites as “I Love Lucy,” “The Honeymooners,” “All in the Family,” “Spin City,” “Mad About You,” “In Living Color,” “The Bob Newhart Show” and many more. See if your favorite shows made the list on the two-hour special TV’S FUNNIEST MOMENTS airing Monday, Aug. 20 (8:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (SP-0744) (TV-14 D, L, V)





 

TUESDAY, AUGUST 21
 



**SEASON FINALE, PART 2**—“ON THE LOT”—3 Cut to Winner—(8:00-9:00 PM ET live/PT tape-delayed) CC

 

LIGHTS! CAMERA! ACTION!

TWO OF THE THREE FINALISTS ARE SERVED THEIR “FINAL CUT”
AND THE WINNING DIRECTOR IS REVEALED
ON THE SEASON FINALE, PART 2, OF
“ON THE LOT” TUESDAY, AUGUST 21, ON FOX

Series Executive-Produced by Mark Burnett and Steven Spielberg
 


“It’s a wrap” for two of the three finalists and the winning director receives a million-dollar development deal at DreamWorks on the Season Finale, Part 2, of ON THE LOT Tuesday, Aug. 21 (8:00-9:00 PM ET live/PT tape-delayed) on FOX.  (OTL-114B) (TV-PG)

Judges: Carrie Fisher, Garry Marshall

Host: Adrianna Costa




--“HOUSE”—(9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

HOUSE AND HIS TEAM GO TO EXTREME MEASURES
TO DIAGNOSE A YOUNG BOY SO HE CAN IN TURN
SAVE HIS DYING BROTHER’S LIFE
ON “HOUSE” TUESDAY, AUGUST 21, ON FOX
 


Wilson prepares his 14-year-old leukemia patient, Nick, for a last-resort bone marrow transplant from his younger brother, Matty. With Nick's immune system completely wiped out from chemotherapy, Wilson is extremely cautious about keeping him healthy before the transplant. However, when Matty sneezes during a pre-op visit to his brother, Wilson knows that Matty is not healthy enough to donate. House and the team race to find out what is making Matty sick so that they can treat him quickly and allow him to donate healthy, uninfected bone marrow to his dying brother. With no other matching donors available, the team knows that Matty is their best shot at saving Nick’s life. House decides they must purposefully make Matty sicker and use his developing symptoms as a method of narrowing the diagnosis field. As both brothers' conditions worsen and Nick has only days to live, the team must diagnose and treat Matty before it’s too late for both of them. Meanwhile, Foreman is haunted by his mistake that killed a patient just one week earlier, and House wishes he could incur similar misfortune upon his new pet and nemesis, Hector, in the “Family” episode of HOUSE airing Tuesday, Aug. 21 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (HOU-321) (TV-14 D, L)

Cast: Hugh Laurie as Dr. Gregory House; Lisa Edelstein as Dr. Lisa Cuddy; Omar Epps as Dr. Eric Foreman; Robert Sean Leonard as Dr. James Wilson; Jennifer Morrison as Dr. Allison Cameron; Jesse Spencer as Dr. Robert Chase.

Guest Cast: Dabier Snell as Matty; Jascha Washington as Nick; Adina Porter as Claudia; Thomas Mikal Ford as Scott; Greg Cipes as Salesman.





 

WEDNESDAY, AUGUST 22
 



**1-HOUR SERIES PREMIERE**—“ANCHORWOMAN”—(8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

 

FORMER WWE DIVA LAUREN JONES
PUTS TYLER, TEXAS, ON THE MAP
WHEN “ANCHORWOMAN” PREMIERES
WEDNESDAY, AUGUST 22, ON FOX
 


Best known for its kindly manners, rose gardens and antique shops, the city of Tyler, TX, will never be the same once Lauren Jones arrives. The former Miss New York and über-vixen packs up her Versace dresses and heads to Tyler to start a new career. Can this bombshell make it as a serious reporter? Follow the trials and tribulations of the buxom blonde as she sets out to transform herself from swimsuit model to hard-hitting news anchor for KYTX Channel 19 on the special one-hour series premiere of ANCHORWOMAN Wednesday, Aug. 22 (8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (AW-101/102) (TV-PG L)

Cast: Lauren Jones as herself, Phil Hurley as himself, Dan Delgado as himself, Annalisa Petralia as herself, Michelle Reese as herself, Stormy The Weather Dog as himself




 
**TIME PERIOD PREMIERE**—“BONES”—(9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

BRENNAN AND BOOTH INVESTIGATE THE REMAINS OF
A MUTILATED BODY FOUND ON THE ROOF OF A FEDERAL BUILDING
AND BRENNAN RECEIVES A MESSAGE FROM HER LONG-LOST FATHER
ON “BONES” WEDNESDAY, AUGUST 22, ON FOX

Episode Directed by David Duchovny

Ryan O’Neal and Kathy Reichs, Inspiration for Brennan Character, Guest-Star
 


When a man’s body is found gutted, burned and hung up like a scarecrow on the roof of the Federal Building, Booth and Brennan are called in to identify the charred remains and determine who was behind the murder. Based on several factors, Booth concludes the victim was a snitch working within an organized crime syndicate. Brennan’s brother, Russ (guest star Loren Dean), receives a mysterious call from their long-lost father, warning him they are in danger, and Brennan is contacted by a priest (guest star Ryan O’Neal), who delivers a message from her father insisting she and Booth drop the case. Brennan and Booth determine the murdered victim was ex-FBI agent Garrett Delaney, who was tracking Russ and planning to kill him, giving more credence to the warning. As more clues come to light and a government conspiracy is revealed, Booth and Brennan make a shocking discovery as to who was behind Delaney’s murder, and Booth is forced to make one of the most important decisions of his career, with very personal ramifications. Meanwhile, Zack must defend his dissertation, the last step to completing his doctorate, but needs some help from Angela to help him get taken seriously in the “Judas on a Pole” episode of BONES airing Wednesday, Aug. 22 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (BON-211) (TV-14 L, V)

Cast: Emily Deschanel as Dr. Temperance Brennan; David Boreanaz as FBI Special Agent Seeley Booth; TJ Thyne as Dr. Jack Hodgins; Michaela Conlin as Angela Montenegro; Eric Millegan as Zack Addy; Tamara Taylor as Dr. Camille “Cam” Saroyan.

Guest Cast: Ryan O’Neal as Father Toby Coulter; Loren Dean as Russ Brennan; Patricia Belcher as Asst. U.S. Attorney Caroline Julian; Lou Beatty, Jr. as Marvin Beckett; Ryan Cutrona as FBI Dep. Director Kirby; Barbara Williams as Barbara Harper; Madison Mason as Judge Ted Kemper; Bryan Cuprill as Asst. U.S. Attorney Dan Burridge; Kathy Reichs as Professor Constance Wright; Joseph Ruskin as Professor William Grayson; Joseph E. Davis as Security Guard.







 

 
THURSDAY, AUGUST 23
 



**FOX SPORTS SPECIAL**—NFL PRE-SEASON FOOTBALL—Jacksonville at Green Bay—(8:00 PM-CC ET/5:00 PM-CC PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

 

FOX SPORTS PRESENTS
JACKSONVILLE JAGUARS VS. GREEN BAY PACKERS
IN NFL PRE-SEASON ACTION
THURSDAY, AUGUST 23, ON FOX
 


FOX Sports presents a special NFL preseason match-up between the Jacksonville Jaguars and the Green Bay Packers, live and in HD from Lambeau Field in Green Bay, WI. Play-by-play announcer Kenny Albert and analyst Daryl Johnston call all the action Thursday, Aug. 23 (8:00 PM-CC ET/5:00 PM-CC PT) on FOX.  (SP-0804) (TV-N/A)




 ARE YOU SMARTER THAN A 5th GRADER? and DON’T FORGET THE LYRICS! are preempted this night.]
 Local programming airs in prime time on the West Coast.]



 

FRIDAY, AUGUST 24
 



**FOX MOVIE SPECIAL**—“THE ANIMAL”–(8:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC

 

ROB SCHNEIDER HAS A BEAST OF A TIME
IN “THE ANIMAL”
FRIDAY, AUGUST 24, ON FOX
 


Marvin Mange (Rob Schneider) is a lowly police station evidence clerk who dreams of being a real cop one day, but can never seem to pass the exam, not to mention the constant hazing from Sgt. Sisk (John C. McGinley). After mysteriously surviving a horrible car accident, Marvin suddenly finds he has certain “animal” abilities – heightened senses, amazing running and jumping skills, and more. It’s perfect for a police officer – if his animal instincts don’t get him into trouble in THE ANIMAL airing Friday, Aug. 24 (8:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (FM-0406) (TV-PG L, V)

Cast: Rob Schneider as Marvin Mange; Colleen Haskell as Rianna; and John C. McGinley as Sgt. Sisk.







 

SATURDAY, AUGUST 25
 



--“COPS: COAST TO COAST”—(8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) CC

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

OFFICERS RESCUE AND REUNITE BOY WITH FAMILY
ON “COPS: COAST TO COAST”
SATURDAY, AUGUST 25, ON FOX
 


While patrolling the neighborhood, Officer Chris Rogers of the Boise, ID, Police Department finds a 5-year-old boy lying in the middle of traffic. After saving the boy from serious danger, Rogers discovers the boy was lost and reunites him with his worried family. Also featured is Officer Evan Rosenthal of the Las Vegas, NV, Metropolitan Police Department, who has a run-in with an unusual man doing pushups on his head on COPS: COAST TO COAST airing Saturday, Aug. 25 (8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (CP-1924) (TV-PG)




--“COPS: COAST TO COAST”—(8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

WOMAN WANTED ON WARRANTS
ON “COPS: COAST TO COAST”
SATURDAY, AUGUST 25, ON FOX
 


When shots are fired in an area known for drug activity, Officers Brian Smigielski and Michael Walsh of the Boston, MA, Police Department spot a suspect on a bike attempting to flee the scene. They investigate further and locate a gun. Also featured is Officer Bill Anderson of the Las Vegas, NV, Police Department, responding to a family disturbance. After questioning the couple, officers learn that the female has $9,000 in warrants out for her arrest ,and they have to take her into custody on COPS: COAST TO COAST airing Saturday, Aug. 25 (8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (CP-1926) (TV-PG L, V)




 
--“AMERICA’S MOST WANTED: AMERICA FIGHTS BACK”—(9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC

 

“AMERICA’S MOST WANTED: AMERICA FIGHTS BACK”
CONTINUES ITS PURSUIT OF JUSTICE
SATURDAY, AUGUST 25, ON FOX
 


AMERICA’S MOST WANTED: AMERICA FIGHTS BACK takes on the nation's hottest crime issues. This crime-fighting program focuses on capturing fugitives, protecting victims and empowering citizens within the criminal justice system. The series also takes an in-depth look at laws that harm victims, champions the cause of lawmakers fighting to protect victims' rights and presents news of recent captures, convictions and missing children cases. AMERICA’S MOST WANTED: AMERICA FIGHTS BACK airs Saturday, Aug. 25 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (MW-2042) (TV-PG V)

Host: John Walsh




--“MADtv” (11:00 PM-MIDNIGHT ET/PT) CC

 

NELLY FURTADO GUEST-STARS ON
“MADtv” SATURDAY, AUGUST 25, ON FOX
 


Nelly Furtado, the Canadian-born singer and songwriter whose first album, the multi-platinum “Whoa, Nelly!,” earned her four Grammy nominations and a Best Female Pop Vocal Performance win for its lead single, "I'm Like A Bird," performs on tonight’s show.  Furtado's recently released album “Loose” debuted at the top of the Billboard album charts and features the No.1 hit single "Promiscuous," a duet with producer Timbaland. Furtado guest-stars on MADtv Saturday, Aug. 25 (11:00 PM-Midnight ET/PT) on FOX.  (MD-1204) (TV-14 D, L)
               
Cast: Ike Barinholtz, Frank Caeti, Crista Flanagan, Keegan-Michael Key, Bobby Lee, Michael McDonald, Arden Myrin, Nicole Parker, Jordan Peele and Nicole Randall Johnson.
   
C

--“TALKSHOW WITH SPIKE FERESTEN”—(Midnight-12:30 AM ET/PT) CC

 

LEGENDARY ACTOR/COMEDIAN CARL REINER APPEARS
ON “TALKSHOW WITH SPIKE FERESTEN”
SATURDAY, AUGUST 25, ON FOX
 


In addition to original sketches of fan-favorites “Idiot Paparazzi” and “Comedy for Stoners,” multiple Emmy Award-winning comedian/writer/director/producer Carl Reiner (“The Dick Van Dyke Show”) brings his legendary humor to late-night on this episode of TALKSHOW WITH SPIKE FERESTEN Saturday, Aug. 25 (Midnight-12:30 AM ET/PT) on FOX.  (SPK-120) (TV-14 D, L)

Host: Spike Feresten





 

SUNDAY, AUGUST 26
 



--“ARE YOU SMARTER THAN A 5TH GRADER?”—(7:00-8:00 PM ET/PT) CC

 

THE BELL RINGS AS CLASS RESUMES
ON “ARE YOU SMARTER THAN A 5TH GRADER?”
THURSDAY, AUGUST 26, ON FOX
 


Unlike the typical game show that measures intelligence, ARE YOU SMARTER THAN A 5th GRADER? tests adults’ lack of knowledge – as revealed by how much they’ve forgotten since elementary school. New grownup contestants will again find themselves in a classroom setting, revisiting their youth, as they tackle subjects they’ve already been taught, ranging from art to geography and math to social studies. However, the players are not alone. There is a way for contestants to “cheat” in this classroom. The adults will have the opportunity to get some help from real grade-schoolers, who will offer what they think is the correct a-n-s-w-e-r on tonight’s episode of ARE YOU SMARTER THAN A 5TH GRADER? Sunday, Aug. 26 (7:00-8:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (AYS-106) (TV-PG)

Host: Jeff Foxworthy



**FOX SPECIAL**—“TEEN CHOICE 2007”—(8:00-10:00 PM ET Live/PT Tape-Delayed) CC

 

HILARY DUFF AND NICK CANNON TO CO-HOST
“TEEN CHOICE 2007”
AIRING LIVE SUNDAY, AUGUST 26, ON FOX
 


Jessica Alba, Ashlee Simpson, Dane Cook, Lauren Conrad,
Megan Fox, Emmy Rossum, Miley Cyrus, Anna Paquin,
Jared Padalecki and Taylor Kitsch
Among Stars Scheduled to Appear

Teen Queen Hilary Duff and actor/comedian Nick Cannon are teaming up to host the ninth annual edition of TEEN CHOICE, celebrating the hottest teen icons in film, television, music, sports and fashion. Additional celebrities scheduled to appear include Jessica Alba, Ashlee Simpson, Dane Cook, Lauren Conrad, Megan Fox, Emmy Rossum, Miley Cyrus, Anna Paquin, Jared Padalecki, Taylor Kitsch and many more! The coolest stars will receive coveted Teen Choice surfboard awards in categories such as Choice Breakout TV Show, Choice Sidekick, Choice Rumble, Choice Rock Track, Choice Athlete and Choice Chemistry on TEEN CHOICE 2007 airing Sunday, Aug. 26 (8:00-10:00 PM ET Live/PT Tape-Delayed) on FOX.  (SP-0805) (TV-PG)



 KING OF THE HILL, THE SIMPSONS, AMERICAN DAD and FAMILY GUY are preempted this night.]

 

 
 
 
SUNDAY, AUGUST 12


--“‘TIL DEATH”—(7:00-7:30 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

JOY PLAYS MATCHMAKER AGAINST EDDIE’S WISHES
ON “‘TIL DEATH”
SUNDAY, AUGUST 12, ON FOX

Ted McGinley and Tricia Fisher Guest-Star

When one of Eddie’s single idols comes for a visit, Eddie is in awe, while Joy is unimpressed by Webby’s (guest star Ted McGinley) lifestyle of wild adventures and exotic travels. To Joy, Webby is running away from the one thing that can make him truly happy: a committed relationship. Ignoring Eddie’s warnings, Joy sets Webby up with Denise (guest star Tricia Fisher), who tames Webby’s ways. When Webby is ready to settle down, Denise lets Joy know that she’s not interested. Eddie is left to fix what’s now broken in the “Webby’s Not Happy” episode of ‘TIL DEATH Sunday, Aug. 12 (7:00-7:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (TIL-121) (TV-PG D, L)

Cast: Brad Garrett; Joely Fisher; Kat Foster; and Eddie Kaye Thomas

Guest Cast: Ted McGinley as Webby; Tricia Fisher as Denise




--“KING OF THE HILL”—(7:30-8:00 PM ET/PT) CC

PEGGY IS QUEEN OF THE DESERT
ON “KING OF THE HILL”
SUNDAY, AUGUST 12, ON FOX

Peggy, feeling a bit unfeminine because of her clothes and size-16 feet, befriends Carolyn, who views Peggy as the epitome of womanhood. Hank is thrilled that Peggy finally has someone else to talk to about her girl problems. But when Carolyn turns out to be a drag queen and mistakenly invites Peggy to perform in “her” stage show, it’s up to Hank and the drag queens to help a devastated Peggy rediscover her femininity in ”The Peggy Horror Picture Show” episode of KING OF THE HILL Sunday, Aug. 12 (7:30-8:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (KH-1102) (TV-PG L)

Voice Cast: Mike Judge as Hank Hill & Boomhauer; Kathy Najimy as Peggy Hill; Pamela S. Adlon as Bobby Hill, Georgia & Woman; Brittany Murphy as Luanne; Johnny Hardwick as Dale & Earl; Stephen Root as Bill, Guy Store Owner & Starshine; David Herman as Jim, Juice Guy & Sweet Lorraine; Lauren Tom as Minh & Sales Cerk; Brekin Meyer as Joseph; and Ashley Gardner as Nancy.

Guest Voice Cast: Michael Jamin as Carolyn, Frida Kahlo Impersonator & Jamie; and Scott Klace as Gary.




--“THE SIMPSONS”—(8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) CC

BART LIVES DOWN A BASEBALL BLOOPER
AND HOMER DISCOVERS THE MAGIC OF A GOOD MATTRESS
ON “THE SIMPSONS”
SUNDAY, AUGUST 12, ON FOX

Bart becomes a hometown hero when he makes the game-winning catch at his Little League game, sending the Springfield Isotots to the Little League championship for the first time ever. However, Springfield turns on him when he drops an easy pop fly in the bottom of the ninth, losing the game for his team. As the citizens of Springfield continue to mock and terrorize Bart, his guilt and shame threaten to send him over the edge. In an effort to cheer him up, Lisa introduces Bart to Bill Buckner. Meanwhile, after falling asleep in a department store display bed, Homer is saved from disaster when a customer mistakes Homer’s crafty excuses for a sales pitch, leading the store owner to hire Homer as a salesperson. When the Lovejoys return a mattress they had purchased in hopes of spicing up their sex life, they find success on Homer’s personal mattress and convince him to trade, a transaction Homer and Marge immediately regret and seek to remedy in “The Boys of Bummer” episode of THE SIMPSONS Sunday, Aug. 12 (8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (SI-1811) (TV-PG D, S)

Voice Cast: Dan Castellaneta as Homer Simpson, Grampa, Umpire, Mayor Quimby, Groundskeeper Willie, Rich Texan, Krusty, Bill, Shelbyville Manager, and Ghost Homer; Julie Kavner as Marge Simpson, Patty, and Ghost Marge; Nancy Cartwright as Bart Simpson, Nelson, Rod Flanders, Kearney, and Old Bart: Yeardley Smith as Lisa Simpson; Tress Macneille as Saleswoman; Harry Shearer as Mr. Burns, Smithers, Ned Flanders, Lenny, Dr. HIbbert, Baseball Announcer, Rev. Lovejoy, Marty, Otto; Pamela Hayden as Milhouse, Jimbo, and Old Milhouse; Hank Azaria as Old Jewish Man, Chief Wiggum, Mr. Costington, Moe, Apu, Joe Laboot, and Homeless Man;




 
--“AMERICAN DAD”—(8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

STAN AND STEVE GO FOR THE GOLD
ON “AMERICAN DAD”
SUNDAY, AUGUST 12, ON FOX

Thandie Newton Guest-Stars

When Stan tries to trick Steve into attending summer camp, things go horribly wrong and Steve ends up in a refugee camp. However, Stan, being the eternal optimist, joins Steve and manages to stage a camp Olympics between the refugees and the rebel faction living across the river in the “Camp Refoogee” episode of AMERICAN DAD Sunday, Aug. 12 (8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (DAD-206) (TV-14 L, V)

Voice Cast: Seth MacFarlane as Stan Smith, Roger the Alien and Franz; Wendy Schaal as Francine Smith; Rachael MacFarlane as Hayley; Scott Grimes as Steve; and Dee Bradley Baker as Klaus and Boxleitner.

Guest Voice Cast: Thandie Newton as Makeva, Christine Taylor as Candy, Romany Malco as Skittle and Refugee/Hot Rod, and Seth Rogen as student.




--“FAMILY GUY”—(9:00-9:30 PM ET/PT) CC

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

STEWIE AND BRIAN HIT THE ROAD IN SEARCH OF RUPERT
ON “FAMILY GUY”
SUNDAY, AUGUST 12, ON FOX

Rob Lowe and Greg Wendt Make Guest Voice Appearances
           
When the family has a garage sale, Brian accidentally sells Stewie’s beloved teddy bear Rupert. Stewie is so distraught that Brian takes him on a cross-country road trip to Aspen, CO. When they find the culprit, Stanford (Rob Lowe), Stewie challenges him to a ski-off to get Rupert back. Meanwhile, Peter loses his license, so Meg has to drive him around in the “Road to Rupert” episode of FAMILY GUY Sunday, Aug. 12 (9:00-9:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (FG-504) (TV-14 D, L)

Voice Cast: Seth MacFarlane as Peter Griffin, Stewie Griffin, Brian Griffin, and Quagmire; Alex Borstein as Lois Griffin; Seth Green as Chris Griffin; Mila Kunis as Meg Griffin; Mike Henry as Cleveland.

Guest Voice Cast: Rob Lowe as Stanford and Greg Wendt as Norm

Contact: Tracey Raftery  310.369.1425


--“FAMILY GUY”—(9:30-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

THE LONGEST CHICKEN FIGHT IN TV HISTORY
ON “FAMILY GUY”
SUNDAY, AUGUST 12, ON FOX

When Chris gets expelled from school, the family enrolls him in the snooty boarding school Mr. Pewterschmidt attended, but Chris doesn’t exactly fit in. Meanwhile, the chicken returns to pick a fight with Peter, but you’ll never guess how it all ends in the “No Chris Left Behind” episode of FAMILY GUY Sunday, Aug. 12 (9:30-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (FG-511) (TV-14 D, S, V)

Voice Cast: Seth MacFarlane as Peter Griffin, Stewie Griffin, Brian Griffin, and Quagmire; Alex Borstein as Lois Griffin; Seth Green as Chris Griffin; Mila Kunis as Meg Griffin; Mike Henry as Cleveland.

Contact: Tracey Raftery  310.369.1425



MONDAY, AUGUST 13


--“SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE” RESULTS SHOW—2 of 6 Voted Off—(8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC

THE COMPETITION ENDS FOR TWO TONIGHT
AS THE FINAL FOUR ARE REVEALED
ON THE “SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE” RESULTS SHOW
MONDAY, AUGUST 13, ON FOX

Last week the Top 6 contestants showed off their best moves in hopes of winning the judges’ praise and the viewers’ votes. Tonight, the quest to be named America’s No. 1 dancer comes to an end for one boy and one girl as the Top 4 are revealed on the SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE Results Show, “2 of 6 Voted Off,” Monday, Aug. 13 (8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (DAN-317A) (TV-PG)

Host: Cat Deeley

 Season Finale, Part 1, has been rescheduled to Aug. 14 at 8:00 PM.]




**SEASON FINALE**—“HELL’S KITCHEN”—“Winner Announced”—(9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

CHEF RAMSAY SENDS HIS COMPLIMENTS TO THE CHEF
AS THE WINNING CONTESTANT IS CHOSEN
ON THE SEASON FINALE OF “HELL’S KITCHEN”
MONDAY, AUGUST 13, ON FOX

Winner to Become Head Chef at Fine-Dining Restaurant at
Green Valley Ranch Resort, Spa and Casino in Las Vegas

In the much-anticipated season finale, the last two contestants come face-to-face to with Chef Ramsay to learn which of them he will designate winner of HELL’S KITCHEN. To complete their final challenge, Chef Ramsay brings in some helping hands to staff the dinner service, and tempers blaze as the competing chefs do their best to impress Chef Ramsay. See who survives the pressure cooker and becomes the new head chef at the Green Valley Ranch Resort, Spa and Casino in Las Vegas in the “Winner Announced” season finale episode of HELL’S KITCHEN Monday, Aug. 13 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (HK-311) (TV-14 L)

Cast: Head Chef Gordon Ramsay, sous chef Scott Liebfried, sous chef Mary Ann Salcedo and maitre d’ Jean-Philippe Susilovic.





TUESDAY, AUGUST 14


*SEASON FINALE, PART 1**—“ON THE LOT”—4 Cut to 3 & 3 Directors Compete—(8:00-9:00 PM ET live/PT tape-delayed) CC

LIGHTS! CAMERA! ACTION!

ONE MORE DIRECTOR IS SERVED HIS OR HER “FINAL CUT”
AND THE THREE REMAINING DIRECTOR FINALISTS COMPETE
ON THE SEASON FINALE, PART 1, OF
“ON THE LOT” TUESDAY, AUGUST 14, ON FOX

Season Finale, Part 2, Airs Tuesday, Aug. 21, at 9:00 PM

Series Executive-Produced by Mark Burnett and Steven Spielberg

The drama heats up on the Season Finale, Part 1. One director is eliminated from the competition and the three remaining directors present their new films in an assigned genre in the “4 Cut to 3 & 3 Directors Compete” episode of ON THE LOT Tuesday, Aug. 14 (8:00-9:00 PM ET live/PT tape-delayed) on FOX.  (OTL-113) (TV-PG)

Judges: Carrie Fisher, Garry Marshall

Host: Adrianna Costa



: The SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE Results Show (DAN-317A) has been rescheduled to Aug. 13 at 8:00 PM.]
: The ON THE LOT Season Finale, Part 2 (OTL-114B), has been rescheduled to Aug. 21 at 9:00 PM.]


--“HOUSE”—(9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

HOUSE AND HIS TEAM GO TO EXTREME MEASURES
TO DIAGNOSE A YOUNG BOY SO HE CAN IN TURN
SAVE HIS DYING BROTHER’S LIFE
ON “HOUSE” TUESDAY, AUGUST 14, ON FOX

Wilson prepares his 14-year-old leukemia patient, Nick, for a last-resort bone marrow transplant from his younger brother, Matty. With Nick's immune system completely wiped out from chemotherapy, Wilson is extremely cautious about keeping him healthy before the transplant. However, when Matty sneezes during a pre-op visit to his brother, Wilson knows that Matty is not healthy enough to donate. House and the team race to find out what is making Matty sick so that they can treat him quickly and allow him to donate healthy, uninfected bone marrow to his dying brother. With no other matching donors available, the team knows that Matty is their best shot at saving Nick’s life. House decides they must purposefully make Matty sicker and use his developing symptoms as a method of narrowing the diagnosis field. As both brothers' conditions worsen and Nick has only days to live, the team must diagnose and treat Matty before it’s too late for both of them. Meanwhile, Foreman is haunted by his mistake that killed a patient just one week earlier, and House wishes he could incur similar misfortune upon his new pet and nemesis, Hector, in the “Family” episode of HOUSE airing Tuesday, Aug. 14 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (HOU-321) (TV-14 D, L)

Cast: Hugh Laurie as Dr. Gregory House; Lisa Edelstein as Dr. Lisa Cuddy; Omar Epps as Dr. Eric Foreman; Robert Sean Leonard as Dr. James Wilson; Jennifer Morrison as Dr. Allison Cameron; Jesse Spencer as Dr. Robert Chase.

Guest Cast: Dabier Snell as Matty; Jascha Washington as Nick; Adina Porter as Claudia; Thomas Mikal Ford as Scott; Greg Cipes as Salesman.








WEDNESDAY, AUGUST 15


**SEASON FINALE, PART 1**—“SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE”—Top 4 Perform—(8:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC

TOP 4 DANCE THEIR HEARTS OUT ON THE TWO-HOUR
SEASON FINALE, PART 1, OF
“SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE”
WEDNESDAY, AUGUST 15, ON FOX

Winner to be Announced on the Season Finale, Part 2
Thursday, August 16, on FOX

The remaining four contestants give it all they’ve got for the judges and television viewers, in hopes of being named America’s favorite dancer. Find out who’s got the moves and who trips up when the “Top 4 Perform” on the Season Finale, Part 1, of SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE Wednesday, Aug. 15 (8:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (DAN-318/319) (TV-PG)

Host: Cat Deeley





THURSDAY, AUGUST 16


**SEASON FINALE, PART 2**—“SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE”—Winner Announced—(8:00-10:00 PM ET Live/PT Tape-Delayed) CC

AMERICA’S FAVORITE DANCER IS CROWNED
ON THE TWO-HOUR SEASON FINALE, PART 2, OF
“SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE”
THURSDAY, AUGUST 16, ON FOX

Save the last dance for tonight as the final voting results are revealed and one contestant is crowned America’s favorite dancer on the live, two-hour season finale of SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE Thursday, Aug. 16 (8:00-10:00 PM ET live/PT tape-delayed) on FOX.  (DAN-318A/319A) (TV-PG)

Host: Cat Deeley

 ARE YOU SMARTER THAN A 5th GRADER? and DON’T FORGET THE LYRICS! are preempted this night.]







FRIDAY, AUGUST 17


**FOX SPORTS SPECIAL**—NFL PRE-SEASON FOOTBALL—Minnesota at New York—(8:00 PM-CC ET/5:00 PM-CC PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

FOX SPORTS PRESENTS
MINNESOTA VIKINGS VS. NEW YORK JETS
IN NFL PRE-SEASON ACTION
FRIDAY, AUGUST 17, ON FOX

FOX Sports presents a special NFL preseason match-up between the Minnesota Vikings and the New York Jets, live and in HD from the Meadowlands in East Rutherford, NJ. Play-by-play announcer Joe Buck and analyst Troy Aikman call all the action Friday, Aug. 17 (8:00 PM-CC ET/5:00 PM-CC PT) on FOX.  (SP-0803) (TV-N/A)

 Local programming airs in prime time on the West Coast.]



SATURDAY, AUGUST 18


--“COPS: COAST TO COAST”—(8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) CC

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

HIGH-SPEED CHASES
ON “COPS: COAST TO COAST”
SATURDAY, AUGUST 18, ON FOX

Officer Jay Sayegh of the Fontana, CA, Police Department joins fellow officers in a dangerous high-speed pursuit that ends with the suspects surrendering. However, when officers start to question them, the plot thickens when they find toy guns, face masks and other suspicious contraband in the back seat of the car. Also featured is Officer Jennifer Rudolph of the Covington, KY, Police Department, who has to settle a lovers’ quarrel between two teens on COPS: COAST TO COAST airing Saturday, Aug.18 (8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (CP-1921) (TV-PG L)




 
--“COPS: COAST TO COAST”—(8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

TREE STUMPS SUSPECT ON FOOT AND INTERNET
ON “COPS: COAST TO COAST”
SATURDAY, AUGUST 18, ON FOX

When Officer David Rodrigues of the Las Vegas, NV, Police Department stops to question two suspicious males in a known drug area, one of the men takes off on foot. However, the pursuit comes to a quick end when the suspect runs head-first into a tree. Also featured is Officer Mike Kovaleff of the Palm Springs, CA, Police Department, who sets up a sting to catch Internet predators on COPS: COAST TO COAST airing Saturday, Aug. 18 (8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (CP-1922) (TV-PG L)




--“AMERICA’S MOST WANTED: AMERICA FIGHTS BACK”—(9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC
“AMERICA’S MOST WANTED: AMERICA FIGHTS BACK”
CONTINUES ITS PURSUIT OF JUSTICE
SATURDAY, AUGUST 18, ON FOX

AMERICA’S MOST WANTED: AMERICA FIGHTS BACK takes on the nation's hottest crime issues. This crime-fighting program focuses on capturing fugitives, protecting victims and empowering citizens within the criminal justice system. The series also takes an in-depth look at laws that harm victims, champions the cause of lawmakers fighting to protect victims' rights and presents news of recent captures, convictions and missing children cases. AMERICA’S MOST WANTED: AMERICA FIGHTS BACK airs Saturday, Aug. 18 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (MW-2041) (TV-PG V)

Host: John Walsh




--“MADtv”—(11:00 PM-Midnight ET/PT) CC

MARTIN SHORT, JOHN CENA, EFREN RAMIREZ
AND TOM BERGERON FEATURED ON “MADtv”
SATURDAY, AUGUST 18, ON FOX

Nicole Parker invites MADtv to the set of the Broadway show “Fame Becomes Me,” but her co-star Martin Short shows his true colors and can’t take his hands off her. Then MADtv parodies the Dixie Chicks’ video “Not Ready to Make Nice” and last summer’s biggest hit single, “Promiscuous,” featuring “Nelly Furtado” (Parker) and “Timbaland” (Jordan Peele). Everyone’s favorite comic, “Dane Cook” (Ike Barinholtz), takes to the stage with his repetitive “Ride with me, people” and Tom Bergeron lends a hand as host of the “Lillian Verner Game Show: College Edition.” Meanwhile, guest stars John Cena and Efren Ramirez join in the hilarity on MADtv airing Saturday, Aug. 18 (11:00 PM-Midnight ET/PT) on FOX.  (MD-1203) (TV-14 D, L, S)
               
Cast: Ike Barinholtz, Frank Caeti, Crista Flanagan, Keegan-Michael Key, Bobby Lee, Michael McDonald, Arden Myrin, Nicole Parker, Jordan Peele and Nicole Randall Johnson.

Guest Cast: Martin Short, John Cena, Efren Ramirez and Tom Bergeron
   



--“TALKSHOW WITH SPIKE FERESTEN”—(Midnight-12:30 AM ET/PT) CC

ACTOR DAVE FOLEY TREATS THE KIDS TO LATE-NIGHT LAUGHS
ON “TALKSHOW WITH SPIKE FERESTEN”
SATURDAY, AUGUST 18,, ON FOX

Actor and comedian Dave Foley stops by to sit next to Spike and deliver the late-night laughs. TALKSHOW reporter “Rick Richards” delivers a report on drunk driving and Spike introduces a sketch titled “Fat Albert Gore” on TALKSHOW WITH SPIKE FERESTEN Saturday, Aug. 18 (Midnight-12:30 AM ET/PT) on FOX.  (SPK-107) (TV-14 D, L)

Host: Spike Feresten





SUNDAY, AUGUST 19


--“’TIL DEATH”—(7:00-7:30 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

EDDIE LIVES LIKE THERE’S NO TOMORROW
ON “’TIL DEATH”
SUNDAY, AUGUST 19, ON FOX

After an injury sends Eddie to the hospital, he returns home certain that he is living his last days. With fear of the worst looming over them, Eddie and Joy rekindle their love. Eddie enjoys his renewed romance so much that when a phone call gives him a clean bill of health, he decides not to share the news with his wife. Eddie takes advantage of the situation and gets ”it” while he can in the “Death Sex” episode of ‘TIL DEATH Sunday, Aug. 19 (7:00-7:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (TIL-106) (TV-PG D, L)

Cast: Brad Garrett; Joely Fisher; Kat Foster; and Eddie Kaye Thomas.




--“KING OF THE HILL”—(7:30-8:00 PM ET/PT) CC

DAUTERIVE FAMILY REUNION
ON “KING OF THE HILL”
SUNDAY, AUGUST 19, ON FOX

When the guys discuss what they want to pass on to their children, Bill becomes despondent because he doesn’t have any children. In an effort to cheer him up, they help Bill put together a Dauterive family reunion, only to be thwarted by the realization that Bill only has one living relative. Bill winds up sharing an incredible barbeque with his neighbors and teaches Bobby the secret sauce recipe in the ”Blood and Sauce” episode of KING OF THE HILL Sunday, Aug. 19 (7:30-8:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (KH-1103) (TV-PG L)

Voice Cast: Mike Judge as Hank Hill & Boomhauer; Kathy Najimy as Peggy Hill; Pamela S. Adlon as Bobby Hill; Johnny Hardwick as Dale; Stephen Root as Bill & Strickland; David Herman as Gilbert & Kurt Varnedoe; Toby Huss as Joe Jack, Snaggle-Toothed Drunk, Ted Wassonasong & Kahn; Ashley Gardner as Nancy & Large Ticket Lady.




--“THE SIMPSONS”—(8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) CC

BROCKMAN ROCKS THE NEWS WORLD
ON “THE SIMPSONS”
SUNDAY, AUGUST 19, ON FOX

Chris “Ludacris” Bridges Makes Guest Voice Appearance

At the Simpsons’ annual dental check-up, Homer struggles to suppress his pain while Lisa gets an education in dental hygiene from a video starring Ludacris as Luda-Crest, a tube of toothpaste with a talent for rapping. The Simpsons stop for ice cream on the way home from the dentist, and when Homer purchases the one-millionth ice cream cone, he is featured on Kent Brockman’s nightly news program. However, the innocent interview turns into trouble when Brockman uses a shocking expletive. When the citizens of Springfield fail to react, it appears that Brockman has escaped scandal. However, it isn’t long before the FCC is tipped off by a certain law-abiding citizen and Brockman is fired, leaving the station with a ten-million-dollar fine. The Simpsons take the dejected Brockman in, and he and Lisa begin to devise a scheme for the anchor to make his comeback in the “You Kent Always Say What You Want” episode of THE SIMPSONS Sunday, Aug. 19 (8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (SI-1815) (TV-PG L, V)

Voice Cast: Dan Castellaneta as Homer Simpson, Moleman, Mayor Quimby, Tooth Decay, Sqeaky-Voiced Teen, Stage Manager, Grampa, Young Male Employee, Arnie Pie, Rabbi Krustofsky, Krusty, Scratchy, Itchy, Sideshow Mel, Mr. Teeny, Rich Texan, and Dracula; Julie Kavner as Marge Simpson, Selma, and Patty; Nancy Cartwright as Bart Simpson, Rod Flanders, and Assistant; Yeardley Smith as Lisa Simpson; Tress Macneille as Brandine, Miss Springfield, Kelly, Mother, 2nd Hygenist, Lindsay Naegle, Booberella, Cartoon Wife, Slacker Girl, and Stripper; Harry Shearer as Gum Disease, Principal Skinner, Kent Brockman, Ned Flanders, Supervisor, Male Executive, Announcer, Lenny, Mr. Burns, Rainier Wolfcastle, and Birch Barlow; Pamela Hayden as Ling and Dental Assistant; Hank Azaria as Cletus, Dr. Hwang, Hip Hop-Style Announcer, Bad-Ass Voice, Ludacrest, Prescott Butterfat III, Tavis, Comic Book Guy, Bureaucrat, Muscular Goon, Homeless Man, Inspector Gadget, Carl, and Slacker Dude; Maurice Lamarche as Overweight Man.

Guest Voice Cast: Chris “Ludacris” Bridges as Ludacris




--“AMERICAN DAD”—(8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

STEVE’S NEW GIRLFRIEND DOESN’T MEASURE UP
ON “AMERICAN DAD”
SUNDAY, AUGUST 19, ON FOX

When Steve announces that he finally has a girlfriend, Stan could not be a prouder father. But when Stan realizes that she is not the petite cheerleader he was expecting, his obsession with physical appearance spirals out of control and he develops anorexia. Steve comes to recognize that his overweight girlfriend is the root of his father’s problems and he has to make a hard choice in an effort to save his father’s life in “The American Dad After School Special” episode of AMERICAN DAD Sunday, Aug. 19 (8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (DAD-205) (TV-14 D, L)

Voice Cast: Seth MacFarlane as Stan Smith, Roger the Alien; Wendy Schaal as Francine Smith; Rachael MacFarlane as Hayley; Scott Grimes as Steve; and Dee Bradley Baker as Klaus.

Guest Voice Cast: Lizzy Caplan as Debbie, Dave Herman as Man and Zack, Patrick Stewart as Bullock, and Azura Skye as Veronica.




--“FAMILY GUY”—(9:00-9:30 PM ET/PT) CC

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

GIGGITY, GIGGITY, EWWW!
ON “FAMILY GUY”
SUNDAY, AUGUST 19, ON FOX

Death grants Peter’s wish of going back in time to be 18 again just for one night so that he can sow his wild oats. In 1984, he bails on a date with Lois to go to a bar and make out with a movie actress, but when he returns to the present, he discovers that he is now married to the former starlet and Lois is with Quagmire. Meanwhile, Stewie, Chris and Meg have all inherited Quagmire’s charming characteristics in the “Meet the Quagmires” episode of FAMILY GUY Sunday, Aug. 19 (9:00-9:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (FG-513) (TV-14 D, L, S, V)

Voice Cast: Seth MacFarlane as Peter Griffin, Stewie Griffin, Brian Griffin, and Quagmire; Alex Borstein as Lois Griffin; Seth Green as Chris Griffin; Mila Kunis as Meg Griffin; Mike Henry as Cleveland.

Guest Voice: Adam Corolla as Death





--“FAMILY GUY”—(9:30-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

STEWIE GETS HITCHED
ON “FAMILY GUY”
SUNDAY, AUGUST 19, ON FOX

Drew Barrymore Makes a Guest Voice Appearance
           
Stewie ties the knot with his old friend and fading child actress Olivia, but their relationship quickly turns into a traditional marriage filled with resentment and bickering, which comes to an ugly head when they join Brian and Jillian (Drew Barrymore) on a double date. Meanwhile, Lois introduces Peter to chick flicks, and he decides to make his own movie based on the plots of every girly movie ever made in the “Chick Cancer” episode of FAMILY GUY Sunday, Aug. 19 (9:30-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (FG-502) (TV-14 D, L)

Voice Cast: Seth MacFarlane as Peter Griffin, Stewie Griffin, Brian Griffin, and Quagmire; Alex Borstein as Lois Griffin; Seth Green as Chris Griffin; Mila Kunis as Meg Griffin; Mike Henry as Cleveland.

Guest Voice Cast: Drew Barrymore as Jillian


 
 
 
 
 
SUNDAY, AUGUST 5
 



--“’TIL DEATH”—(7:00-7:30 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

 

EDDIE AND JOY RETURN TO COLLEGE
ON “‘TIL DEATH”
SUNDAY, AUGUST 5, ON FOX

Krysten Ritter Guest-Stars
 


When Eddie and Joy visit Allison for parents’ weekend, they share a dorm room with a partying single father. When Allison lets them know her new major and next semester’s plans, Eddie and Joy try their best to convince her to do otherwise but realize that their own mistakes led them to where they are today. Meanwhile, Jeff hires someone to help Steph tile the bathroom, which brings out the worst in her in "The Clay Date” episode of ‘TIL DEATH Sunday, Aug. 5 (7:00-7:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (TIL-117) (TV-PG D, L)

Cast: Brad Garrett; Joely Fisher; Kat Foster; and Eddie Kaye Thomas

Guest Cast: Krysten Ritter as Allison; Dan Butler as Paul; Timm Sharp as Doug

 THE WAR AT HOME is no longer scheduled.]


--“KING OF THE HILL”—(7:30-8:00 PM ET/PT) CC

 

THE HILLS CELEBRATE A VERY SPECIAL WEDDING
ON “KING OF THE HILL”
SUNDAY, AUGUST 5, ON FOX

Tom Petty Makes a Special Guest Voice Appearance
 


When Luanne decides she wants an expensive wedding, Lucky (Tom Petty) decides to sue Dale when he takes a fall on the job. It’s up to Hank to convince Lucky of the evils of frivolous lawsuits and persuade him to spend his money wisely in the ”Lucky’s Wedding Suit” episode of KING OF THE HILL Sunday, Aug. 5 (7:30-8:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (KH-1005) (TV-PG)

Voice Cast: Mike Judge as Hank Hill, Octavio & Boomhauer; Kathy Najimy as Peggy Hill; Pamela S. Adlon as Bobby Hill; Brittany Murphy as Luanne; Johnny Hardwick as Dale; Stephen Root as Bill, Paramedic and Strickland; Ashley Gardner as Reverend Stroup and Nancy; David Herman as Jimmy Wichard and Johnson; Toby Huss as Cotton, Joe Jack and Kahn; Lauren Tom as Minh and Connie; and  Jonathan Joss as Redcorn.

Guest Voice Cast: Henry Gibson as Bob Jenkins; Dennis Burkley as Carl; Breckin Meyer as Joseph; Danny Trejo as Enrique; Dave Thomas as Lane Pratley; Tom Petty as Lucky.




--“FAMILY GUY”—(8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) CC

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

IT’S JUST POLITICS FOR MEG AND BRIAN
ON “FAMILY GUY”
SUNDAY, AUGUST 5, ON FOX

Adam West Makes Guest Voice Appearance

First Episode in a Two-Hour FAMILY GUY Mini-Marathon!
 


When Meg lands an internship with Mayor West, Brian argues that he’s corrupt.  Determined to expose his shady ways, Brian and Stewie go undercover and discover that Meg is in deeper than they thought. Meanwhile, a local talent show brings Peter and Lois back to their folk singing days. Unfortunately, they also revert back to their hippie ways and Chris must stage an intervention in the “Deep Throats” episode of FAMILY GUY Sunday, Aug. 5 (8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (FG-426) (TV-14 D, L, S)

Voice Cast: Seth MacFarlane as Peter Griffin, Stewie Griffin, Brian Griffin, Quagmire; Alex Borstein as Lois Griffin; Seth Green as Chris Griffin; Mila Kunis as Meg Griffin; Mike Henry as Cleveland and Cleveland, Jr.

Guest Voice Cast: John Viener as Announcer; Chris Sheridan as Blue Car; Jon Benjamin as Carl; Lori Alan as Diane; Frank Welker as Fred; Ralph Garman as Guy #1; Danny Smith as Man #1 and Pink Car; Adam West as Mayor West and Kate Jackson as Mrs. King.

Contact: Tracey Raftery  (310) 369-1425

THE SIMPSONS is preempted this night.]


--“FAMILY GUY”—(8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

HERE COME THE GROOMS
ON “FAMILY GUY”
SUNDAY, AUGUST 5, ON FOX

Second Episode in a Two-Hour FAMILY GUY Mini-Marathon!
 


While visiting the Griffins, Brian’s gay cousin Jasper announces he’s engaged to his partner and wants to be married in their home. But when Mayor West bans gay marriage in Quahog to cover up an unrelated scandal, Brian becomes a crazed activist and resorts to hostile ways to change the mayor’s decision.  Meanwhile, Lois questions her view toward gay marriage and Chris joins the extremist “Young Republicans” group to win a girl’s heart on the “You May Now Kiss the…Uh…Guy Who Receives” episode of FAMILY GUY Sunday, Aug. 5 (8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (FG-428) (TV-14 D, L)

Voice Cast: Seth MacFarlane as Peter Griffin, Stewie Griffin, Brian Griffin, Quagmire, Bill Clinton, Carter, David Banner, Incredible Hulk, Jason Biggs, Jasper, Matthew McConaughey, Noah, Phinneas, Superman and Tom Tucker; Alex Borstein as Lois Griffin, Babs and Ma Kent; Seth Green as Chris Griffin, Aide and Seann William Scott; Mila Kunis as Meg Griffin; Mike Henry as Cleveland, Cleveland, Jr and Herbert.

Guest Voice Cast:  Chad Morgan as Alyssa; Wanda Sykes as Bernice; Lori Alan as Diane; John Viener as Han Solo; Chris Sheridan as James Bottomtooth; Patrick Warburton as Joe; Adam West as Mayor West and Danny Smith as Moby Dick.

Contact: Tracey Raftery 310-369-1425

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--“FAMILY GUY”—(9:00-9:30 PM ET/PT) CC

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

BILL CLINTON COMES TO QUAHOG
ON “FAMILY GUY”
SUNDAY, AUGUST 5, ON FOX

Third Episode in a Two-Hour FAMILY GUY Mini-Marathon!
 


After Peter helps Bill Clinton out with a flat tire, they become fast friends. They begin spending a lot of time together and Lois starts to think Bill is a bad influence. But when she confronts Bill, they end up having sex. Peter is devastated and tries to get back at Lois but finds he loves her too much to go through with having an affair. Meanwhile, Lois and Stewie try to potty-train Brian in the “Bill and Peter's Bogus Journey” episode of FAMILY GUY Sunday, Aug. 5 (9:00-9:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (FG-507) (TV-14 D, L, S)

Voice Cast: Seth MacFarlane as Peter Griffin, Stewie Griffin, Brian Griffin, Bill Clinton and Quagmire; Alex Borstein as Lois Griffin; Seth Green as Chris Griffin; Mila Kunis as Meg Griffin; Mike Henry as Cleveland.




 
--“FAMILY GUY”—(9:30-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

LOIS RUNS FOR OFFICE
ON “FAMILY GUY”
SUNDAY, AUGUST 5, ON FOX

Episode Concludes a Two-Hour FAMILY GUY Mini-Marathon!
 


When Lois runs for mayor of Quahog, she isn’t the front-runner until she “dumbs down” her political views. Once in office, she’s corrupted by the power and starts accepting bribes so that she can buy herself expensive trinkets. Meanwhile, Peter’s (Seth MacFarlane) enjoying being the “first lady” and all of the perks that go along with it in the “It Takes a Village Idiot, and I Married One” episode of FAMILY GUY Sunday, Aug. 5 (9:30-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (FG-512) (TV-14 D, L, S)

Voice Cast: Seth MacFarlane as Peter Griffin, Stewie Griffin, Brian Griffin, and Quagmire; Alex Borstein as Lois Griffin; Seth Green as Chris Griffin; Mila Kunis as Meg Griffin; Mike Henry as Cleveland.





 

MONDAY, AUGUST 6
 



--“HELL’S KITCHEN”—3 Chefs Compete (Encore)—(8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC

PA:  Viewer discretion is advised.

 

THE TOP 3 ASPIRING CHEFS TURN THE TABLES ON CHEF RAMSAY
ON “HELL’S KITCHEN” MONDAY, AUGUST 6, ON FOX

Winner to Become Head Chef at Fine-Dining Restaurant at
Green Valley Ranch Resort, Spa and Casino in Las Vegas
 


At their next challenge, Chef Ramsay instructs the Top 3 contestants to take a classic American dish and transform it into an entrée worthy of fine-dining, noting that special guests of honor will be judging their creations. In one of the most emotional reunions yet, the contestants learn that the greatest home-cooking experts they know – their very own mothers – have come to HELL’S KITCHEN to vote for their favorite entrée. Not knowing who made what, the mothers select a winner, who is treated to a memorable meal. That evening in a critical dinner service, Chef Ramsay informs the chefs that each of them will have a shot at running the kitchen in his place, so that he can separate the cooks from the leaders. To ensure that the chefs have a discerning eye and a desire for perfection not unlike his own, Chef Ramsay enlists the helps of the sous chefs to throw some wrenches into the preparations. While some contestants catch the mistakes before the sabotaged plates are served to the diners, others struggle to handle the hot plate. In one of the most difficult eliminations yet, Chef Ramsay chooses two finalists who will go on to compete for the Head Chef position in Las Vegas as “3 Chefs Compete” on HELL’S KITCHEN encoring Monday, Aug. 6 (8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (HK-309) (TV-14 L)

Cast: Head Chef Gordon Ramsay, sous chef Scott Leibfried, sous chef MaryAnn Salcedo and maitre d’ Jean-Philippe Susilovic.




--HELL’S KITCHEN”—“2 Chefs Compete”—(9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

THE FINAL TWO DUKE IT OUT ON “HELL’S KITCHEN”
MONDAY, AUGUST 6, ON FOX

Winner to Become Head Chef at Fine-Dining Restaurant at
Green Valley Ranch Resort, Spa and Casino in Las Vegas
 


It’s down to the final stretch as the last two contestants are one dinner service away from being crowned the winner of HELL’S KITCHEN. After overcoming several failed tasks and watching Chef Ramsay eliminate their opponents, the final two face the ultimate test: to design and run their own restaurant. From the menu to the décor, they must combine cooking skills with creativity and passion to prove their worth to Ramsay in the “2 Chefs Compete” episode of HELL’S KITCHEN Monday, Aug. 6 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (HK-310) (TV-14 L)

Cast: Head Chef Gordon Ramsay, sous chef Scott Liebfried, sous chef MaryAnn Salcedo and maitre d’ Jean-Philippe Susilovic.





 

TUESDAY, AUGUST 7
 



--“ON THE LOT”—5 Cut to 4 & 4 Directors Compete—(8:00-9:00 PM ET live/PT tape-delayed) CC

 

LIGHTS! CAMERA! ACTION!

ONE MORE DIRECTOR IS SERVED HIS OR HER “FINAL CUT”
AND THE FOUR REMAINING DIRECTOR FINALISTS COMPETE
AS THE CAMERAS CONTINUE TO ROLL
“ON THE LOT” TUESDAY, AUGUST 7, ON FOX

Series Executive-Produced by Mark Burnett and Steven Spielberg
 


One director is eliminated from the competition and the four remaining directors present their new films in an assigned genre in the “5 Cut to 4 & 4 Directors Compete” episode of ON THE LOT Tuesday, Aug. 7 (8:00-9:00 PM ET live/PT tape-delayed) on FOX.  (OTL-113) (TV-PG)

Judges: Carrie Fisher, Garry Marshall

Host: Adrianna Costa




--“HOUSE”—(9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

HOUSE ENCOUNTERS A BRAIN-DAMAGED MUSICAL PRODIGY
WITH INEXPLICABLE ABILITIES WHILE THE TEAM
FACES SERIOUS CONCERNS ABOUT HOUSE’S OWN HEALTH
ON “HOUSE”
TUESDAY, AUGUST 7,N FOX

Recording Artist and Actor Dave Matthews Guest-Stars as Savant
with Severe Neurological Impairment

Kurtwood Smith Guest-Stars
 


Patrick Obyedkov (guest star Dave Matthews), a 35-year-old musical savant, is in the middle of playing a piano concert when he suffers a painful involuntary muscle contraction in his left hand. After Patrick is admitted to Princeton-Plainsboro Hospital with a rare movement disorder, his case attracts the attention of Dr. House. House learns from Patrick’s father, Dr. Obyedkov (guest star Kurtwood Smith), that Patrick suffered severe brain damage at age 10 from a bus accident that also killed his mother.  House is intrigued as to why Patrick, who was a healthy 10-year-old at the time of his accident with no prior musical training, could suddenly play the piano flawlessly after suffering a severe injury. He pushes for further testing on Patrick’s brain even though the team has diagnosed him with a simple muscle-contraction problem. While trying to deduce the origin of the brain rewiring responsible for Patrick’s mysterious gift of music, House and his team must stop the deadly bleeding that is quickly threatening his life.  Patrick’s condition worsens as he suffers an onset of seizures, and as the team attempts to stabilize him, House presents a very difficult option to Patrick’s father – a neurological procedure that would change Patrick’s life forever. In the meantime, Cameron discovers that House has been in contact with a hospital in Massachusetts and suspects that House may be looking to take a new job there. When Cuddy contacts the hospital, she learns that House has been in contact with a brain cancer specialist – not as a job applicant, but as a patient for a clinical trial. When confronted by his team, House denies the gravity of the situation and resents their interference, and they are forced to contend with the possibility his condition may be more serious than he’s letting on in the “Half-Wit” episode of HOUSE airing Tuesday, Aug. 7 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (HOU-315) (TV-14 L)

Cast: Hugh Laurie as Dr. Gregory House; Lisa Edelstein as Dr. Lisa Cuddy; Omar Epps as Dr. Eric Foreman; Robert Sean Leonard as Dr. James Wilson; Jennifer Morrison as Dr. Allison Cameron; Jesse Spencer as Dr. Robert Chase.

Guest Cast: Dave Matthews as Patrick Obyedkov, Kurtwood Smith as Dr. Obyedkov; Dru Mouser as Arlene; Scott Weintraub as Stage Manager; Tyler Patton as Neurosurgeon; Kendra Cover as Patient; Ingid Sanai Buron as Nurse Bev; Bobbin Bergstrom as Nurse





 

WEDNESDAY, AUGUST 8
 



--“SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE”—Top 6 Perform—(8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC

 

THE COMPETITION NARROWS ON
“SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE”
WEDNESDAY, AUGUST 8, ON FOX
 


The remaining six contestants perform in couples for the judges and America, flaunting their moves with hopes of being named the country’s favorite dancer. It’s a sizzling night of competition when the “Top 6 Perform” on this electrifying episode of SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE Wednesday, Aug. 8 (8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (DAN-317) (TV-PG)

Host: Cat Deeley




--“DON’T FORGET THE LYRICS!”—(9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC

 

CONTESTANTS PLAY TO TAKE THE MONEY AND RUN
ON “DON’T FORGET THE LYRICS!”
WEDNESDAY, AUGUST 8, ON FOX
 


We all think we know the words to popular songs, but when there’s a million dollars at stake, will contestants be able to keep singing when the music stops? Or will they be at a loss for words? On this exciting new game show, contestants choose songs from different genres, decades and musical artists. Then they take center stage to sing alongside the studio band as the lyrics are projected on screen – but suddenly the music stops and the words disappear. Will the contestants belt out the correct missing lyric, or freeze under pressure? Wayne Brady hosts DON’T FORGET THE LYRICS! Wednesday, Aug. 8 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (LYR-106) (TV-PG)

Host: Wayne Brady





 

THURSDAY, AUGUST 9
 



**FOX SPORTS SPECIAL**—NFL PRE-SEASON FOOTBALL—Indianapolis at Dallas—(8:00 PM-CC ET/5:00 PM-CC PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

 

FOX SPORTS PRESENTS
INDIANAPOLIS COLTS VS. DALLAS COWBOYS
IN NFL PRE-SEASON ACTION
THURSDAY, AUGUST 9, ON FOX
 


FOX Sports presents a special NFL preseason match-up between the reigning Super Bowl Champion Indianapolis Colts and the Dallas Cowboys, live and in HD from the Texas Stadium in Irving, TX. Play-by-play announcer Joe Buck and analyst Troy Aikman call all the action Thursday, Aug. 9 (8:00 PM-CC ET/5:00 PM-CC PT) on FOX. (SP-0802) (TV-N/A)



 ARE YOU SMARTER THAN A 5th GRADER?, DON’T FORGET THE LYRICS! and SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE are preempted this night.]
 Local programming airs in primetime on the West Coast.]



 

FRIDAY, AUGUST 10
 



**FOX MOVIE SPECIAL**—“XXX”—(World Broadcast Premiere)—(8:00-10:30 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

 

XXX MARKS THE SPOT
WHEN “XXX” MAKES ITS WORLD BROADCAST PREMIERE
FRIDAY, AUGUST 10, ON FOX
 


When NSA Agent Augustus Gibbons (Samuel L. Jackson) wants to infiltrate a Russian crime ring, he knows there's only one man for the job: Xander "XXX" Cage (Vin Diesel), a notorious underground thrill-seeker deemed untouchable by the law. Gibbons makes a deal with XXX, offering him freedom from prosecution if he'll use his athletic prowess and attitude to go undercover. Entrusted with this dangerous covert mission, XXX must combat a clever and ruthless enemy far beyond the scope of his experience. Don’t miss the World Broadcast Premiere of XXX Friday, Aug. 10 (8:00-10:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (FM-0801) (TV-PG L, S, V)

Cast: Vin Diesel as Xander “XXX” Cage; Samuel L. Jackson as Augustus Gibbons; Asia Argento as Yelena and Marton Csokas as Yorgi.





 

SATURDAY, AUGUST 11
 



--“COPS: DRUG ARRESTS SPECIAL EDITION #2”—(8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) CC

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

OFFICERS SMOKE OUT DRUG SUSPECTS
ON “COPS: DRUG ARRESTS #2 SPECIAL EDITION”
SATURDAY, AUGUST 11, ON FOX
 


When Officer Cary Carrillo of the Palm Springs, CA, Police Department attempts to stop a suspicious man riding a bicycle erratically in traffic, the man refuses to stop and leads police on a pursuit though an apartment complex. Also featured is Officer B.L. Dolson of the Atlanta, GA, Police Department, who spots two men involved in a drug transaction at a truck stop on COPS: DRUG ARRESTS SPECIAL EDITION #2 airing Saturday, Aug. 11 (8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (CP-1906) (TV-PG L, V)




--“COPS: COAST TO COAST”—(8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

SUSPECTS TRY TO LIE AND LOSE
ON “COPS: COAST TO COAST”
SATURDAY, AUGUST 11, ON FOX
 


When Officer Michelle Kramer of the Wichita, KS, Police Department pulls over a suspected drunk driver, the situation quickly goes from bad to worse when she notices the passenger trying to conceal a deadly weapon in the glove compartment. Also featured is Deputy Nelson Gomez of the Riverside, CA, County Sheriff’s Department. After a drugged-out girlfriend throws a butter knife at her boyfriend, he realizes that he has been to the residence before and is not surprised when the alleged victim turns out to be the perpetrator on COPS: COAST TO COAST airing Saturday, Aug. 11 (8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (CP-1919) (TV-PG L)




 
--“AMERICA’S MOST WANTED: AMERICA FIGHTS BACK”—(9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC

 

“AMERICA’S MOST WANTED: AMERICA FIGHTS BACK”
CONTINUES ITS PURSUIT OF JUSTICE
SATURDAY, AUGUST 11, ON FOX
 


AMERICA’S MOST WANTED: AMERICA FIGHTS BACK takes on the nation's hottest crime issues. This crime-fighting program focuses on capturing fugitives, protecting victims and empowering citizens within the criminal justice system. The series also takes an in-depth look at laws that harm victims, champions the cause of lawmakers fighting to protect victims' rights and presents news of recent captures, convictions and missing children cases. AMERICA’S MOST WANTED: AMERICA FIGHTS BACK airs Saturday, Aug. 11 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (MW-2040) (TV-PG V)

Host: John Walsh




--“MADtv”—( 11:00 PM – Midnight ET/PT) CC

 

DWAYNE “THE ROCK” JOHNSON, XZIBIT AND GENE SIMMONS
FEATURED ON “MADtv”
SATURDAY, AUGUST 11, ON FOX
 


MADtv lampoons “Survivor: Cook Island” when “Jeff Probst” (McDonald) divides the contestants into four groups by race, but before they head to the Tribal Council they have to endure some unfair challenges. Then the group celebrates Bobby Lee’s 30th birthday and Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson and Xzibit, stars of the film “Gridiron,” join in the hilarity of MADtv Saturday, Aug. 11 (11:00 PM-Midnight ET/PT) on FOX.  (MD-1201) (TV-14 D, L, S)
               
Cast: Ike Barinholtz, Frank Caeti, Crista Flanagan, Keegan-Michael Key, Bobby Lee, Michael McDonald, Arden Myrin, Nicole Parker, Jordan Peele and Nicole Randall Johnson.
   



--“TALKSHOW WITH SPIKE FERESTEN”—(Midnight-12:30 AM ET/PT) CC

 

ACTOR/COMEDIAN TIM MEADOWS STAYS UP LATE
ON “TALKSHOW WITH SPIKE FERESTEN”
SATURDAY, AUGUST 11, ON FOX
 


In addition to original sketches of fan-favorites “Idiot Paparazzi” and “Comedy for Stoners,” comedian/writer/actor Tim Meadows (”The Benchwarmers,” “Mean Girls”) guests and keeps the late-night laughs rolling on this episode of TALKSHOW WITH SPIKE FERESTEN Saturday, Aug. 11 (Midnight-12:30 AM ET/PT) on FOX.  (SPK-116) (TV-14 D, L)

Host: Spike Feresten





 

SUNDAY, AUGUST 12
 



--“‘TIL DEATH”—(7:00-7:30 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

 

JOY PLAYS MATCHMAKER AGAINST EDDIE’S WISHES
ON “‘TIL DEATH”
SUNDAY, AUGUST 12, ON FOX

Ted McGinley and Tricia Fisher Guest-Star
 


When one of Eddie’s single idols comes for a visit, Eddie is in awe, while Joy is unimpressed by Webby’s (guest star Ted McGinley) lifestyle of wild adventures and exotic travels. To Joy, Webby is running away from the one thing that can make him truly happy: a committed relationship. Ignoring Eddie’s warnings, Joy sets Webby up with Denise (guest star Tricia Fisher), who tames Webby’s ways. When Webby is ready to settle down, Denise lets Joy know that she’s not interested. Eddie is left to fix what’s now broken in the “Webby’s Not Happy” episode of ‘TIL DEATH Sunday, Aug. 12 (7:00-7:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (TIL-121) (TV-PG D, L)

Cast: Brad Garrett; Joely Fisher; Kat Foster; and Eddie Kaye Thomas

Guest Cast: Ted McGinley as Webby; Tricia Fisher as Denise




--“KING OF THE HILL”—(7:30-8:00 PM ET/PT) CC

 

PEGGY IS QUEEN OF THE DESERT
ON “KING OF THE HILL”
SUNDAY, AUGUST 12, ON FOX
 


Peggy, feeling a bit unfeminine because of her clothes and size-16 feet, befriends Carolyn, who views Peggy as the epitome of womanhood. Hank is thrilled that Peggy finally has someone else to talk to about her girl problems. But when Carolyn turns out to be a drag queen and mistakenly invites Peggy to perform in “her” stage show, it’s up to Hank and the drag queens to help a devastated Peggy rediscover her femininity in ”The Peggy Horror Picture Show” episode of KING OF THE HILL Sunday, Aug. 12 (7:30-8:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (KH-1102) (TV-PG L)

Voice Cast: Mike Judge as Hank Hill & Boomhauer; Kathy Najimy as Peggy Hill; Pamela S. Adlon as Bobby Hill, Georgia & Woman; Brittany Murphy as Luanne; Johnny Hardwick as Dale & Earl; Stephen Root as Bill, Guy Store Owner & Starshine; David Herman as Jim, Juice Guy & Sweet Lorraine; Lauren Tom as Minh & Sales Cerk; Brekin Meyer as Joseph; and Ashley Gardner as Nancy.

Guest Voice Cast: Michael Jamin as Carolyn, Frida Kahlo Impersonator & Jamie; and Scott Klace as Gary.




--“THE SIMPSONS”—(8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) CC

 

BART LIVES DOWN A BASEBALL BLOOPER
AND HOMER DISCOVERS THE MAGIC OF A GOOD MATTRESS
ON “THE SIMPSONS”
SUNDAY, AUGUST 12, ON FOX
 


Bart becomes a hometown hero when he makes the game-winning catch at his Little League game, sending the Springfield Isotots to the Little League championship for the first time ever. However, Springfield turns on him when he drops an easy pop fly in the bottom of the ninth, losing the game for his team. As the citizens of Springfield continue to mock and terrorize Bart, his guilt and shame threaten to send him over the edge. In an effort to cheer him up, Lisa introduces Bart to Bill Buckner. Meanwhile, after falling asleep in a department store display bed, Homer is saved from disaster when a customer mistakes Homer’s crafty excuses for a sales pitch, leading the store owner to hire Homer as a salesperson. When the Lovejoys return a mattress they had purchased in hopes of spicing up their sex life, they find success on Homer’s personal mattress and convince him to trade, a transaction Homer and Marge immediately regret and seek to remedy in “The Boys of Bummer” episode of THE SIMPSONS Sunday, Aug. 12 (8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (SI-1811) (TV-PG D, S)

Voice Cast: Dan Castellaneta as Homer Simpson, Grampa, Umpire, Mayor Quimby, Groundskeeper Willie, Rich Texan, Krusty, Bill, Shelbyville Manager, and Ghost Homer; Julie Kavner as Marge Simpson, Patty, and Ghost Marge; Nancy Cartwright as Bart Simpson, Nelson, Rod Flanders, Kearney, and Old Bart: Yeardley Smith as Lisa Simpson; Tress Macneille as Saleswoman; Harry Shearer as Mr. Burns, Smithers, Ned Flanders, Lenny, Dr. HIbbert, Baseball Announcer, Rev. Lovejoy, Marty, Otto; Pamela Hayden as Milhouse, Jimbo, and Old Milhouse; Hank Azaria as Old Jewish Man, Chief Wiggum, Mr. Costington, Moe, Apu, Joe Laboot, and Homeless Man;





 
--“AMERICAN DAD”—(8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

STAN AND STEVE GO FOR THE GOLD
ON “AMERICAN DAD”
SUNDAY, AUGUST 12, ON FOX

Thandie Newton Guest-Stars
 


When Stan tries to trick Steve into attending summer camp, things go horribly wrong and Steve ends up in a refugee camp. However, Stan, being the eternal optimist, joins Steve and manages to stage a camp Olympics between the refugees and the rebel faction living across the river in the “Camp Refoogee” episode of AMERICAN DAD Sunday, Aug. 12 (8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (DAD-206) (TV-14 L, V)

Voice Cast: Seth MacFarlane as Stan Smith, Roger the Alien and Franz; Wendy Schaal as Francine Smith; Rachael MacFarlane as Hayley; Scott Grimes as Steve; and Dee Bradley Baker as Klaus and Boxleitner.

Guest Voice Cast: Thandie Newton as Makeva, Christine Taylor as Candy, Romany Malco as Skittle and Refugee/Hot Rod, and Seth Rogen as student.




--“FAMILY GUY”—(9:00-9:30 PM ET/PT) CC

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

STEWIE AND BRIAN HIT THE ROAD IN SEARCH OF RUPERT
ON “FAMILY GUY”
SUNDAY, AUGUST 12, ON FOX

Rob Lowe and Greg Wendt Make Guest Voice Appearances
 

           
When the family has a garage sale, Brian accidentally sells Stewie’s beloved teddy bear Rupert. Stewie is so distraught that Brian takes him on a cross-country road trip to Aspen, CO. When they find the culprit, Stanford (Rob Lowe), Stewie challenges him to a ski-off to get Rupert back. Meanwhile, Peter loses his license, so Meg has to drive him around in the “Road to Rupert” episode of FAMILY GUY Sunday, Aug. 12 (9:00-9:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (FG-504) (TV-14 D, L)

Voice Cast: Seth MacFarlane as Peter Griffin, Stewie Griffin, Brian Griffin, and Quagmire; Alex Borstein as Lois Griffin; Seth Green as Chris Griffin; Mila Kunis as Meg Griffin; Mike Henry as Cleveland.

Guest Voice Cast: Rob Lowe as Stanford and Greg Wendt as Norm




--“FAMILY GUY”—(9:30-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

THE LONGEST CHICKEN FIGHT IN TV HISTORY
ON “FAMILY GUY”
SUNDAY, AUGUST 12, ON FOX
 


When Chris gets expelled from school, the family enrolls him in the snooty boarding school Mr. Pewterschmidt attended, but Chris doesn’t exactly fit in. Meanwhile, the chicken returns to pick a fight with Peter, but you’ll never guess how it all ends in the “No Chris Left Behind” episode of FAMILY GUY Sunday, Aug. 12 (9:30-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (FG-511) (TV-14 D, S, V)

Voice Cast: Seth MacFarlane as Peter Griffin, Stewie Griffin, Brian Griffin, and Quagmire; Alex Borstein as Lois Griffin; Seth Green as Chris Griffin; Mila Kunis as Meg Griffin; Mike Henry as Cleveland.



 

 
 
 
 
 
SUNDAY, JULY 29
 



--“’TIL DEATH”—(7:00-7:30 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

 

EDDIE TRIES TO MAKE IT ON HIS OWN
ON “‘TIL DEATH”
SUNDAY, JULY 29, ON FOX
 


When Joy and Allison (guest star Krysten Ritter) meet for Spring Break in Florida, Eddie is thrilled to have the house to himself where he can eat, sleep, wear whatever he wants and hang out with Cofeld (guest star Anthony Anderson). But when the week doesn’t go exactly as planned, Eddie realizes how much he misses Joy. Meanwhile, Joy and Allison aren’t missing Eddie too much as they work-it on the beach in the “That’s Ridiculous” episode of ‘TIL DEATH Sunday, July 29 (7:00-7:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (TIL-118) (TV-PG D, L, S)

Cast: Brad Garrett; Joely Fisher; Kat Foster; and Eddie Kaye Thomas

Guest Cast: Krysten Ritter as Allison; Anthony Anderson as Cofeld; Brian Patrick Wade as Jack.
 THE WAR AT HOME is no longer scheduled.]


--“KING OF THE HILL”—(7:30-8:00 PM ET/PT) CC

 

NANCY JOINS HER MOTHER’S HAIR CLUB
ON “KING OF THE HILL”
SUNDAY, JULY 29, ON FOX

Rue McClanahan Makes a Special Guest Voice Appearance
 


When home life and unresolved feelings for Redcorn turn into stress for Nancy, her hair begins to fall out rapidly. Determined to stop the hair loss, Nancy consults a doctor who prescribes several different pills. However, when drugs don’t work, she pays a visit to her socialite mother, Bunny (Rue McClanahan), and learns a shocking secret about hereditary hair loss in the “Hair Today, Gone Tomorrow” episode of KING OF THE HILL Sunday, July 29 (7:30-8:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (KH-1110) (TV-PG D, L)

Voice Cast: Mike Judge as Hank Hill & Boomhauer; Kathy Najimy as Peggy Hill; Pamela S. Adlon as Bobby Hill; Brittany Murphy as Luanne & Captain Bear’s Wench; Johnny Hardwick as Dale; Stephen Root as Bill & Bouncer; Toby Huss as Captain Bear & Kahn; Ashley Gardner as Nancy & Candi and Lauren Tom as Minh; Jonathan Joss as Redcorn; and Breckin Meyer as Joseph.

Guest Voice Cast: Rue McClanahan as Bunny; Wyatt Cenac as Cameraman & Dr. Stephens; Phil Hendrie as Dr. Schiff & Tom Chick; James Sie as Phonsawan.




--“THE SIMPSONS”—(8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) CC

 

SANTA’S LITTLE HELPER BECOMES A POLICE DOG
ON “THE SIMPSONS”
SUNDAY, JULY 29, ON FOX

Stephen Hawking Makes Guest Voice Appearance
 


Homer is upset when he realizes that Marge brought him and the family to a boring Harvest Fest instead of his much-anticipated day of debauchery at October Fest. Attempting to leave, Homer accidentally drags the family into a puzzling cornfield maze. When the whole family manages to escape except for Homer, they send out Santa’s Little Helper, who sniffs out Homer and rescues him. Santa’s Little Helper becomes a local hero and the Simpsons decide to enroll him in Police Dog Academy, where he’s teamed with a grizzled veteran cop named Lou and they become a crime-busting duo.  Bart’s excitement quickly dissipates when a jaded Santa’s Little Helper bites him, and the Simpsons send the dog away to live with Chief Wiggum. To appease Bart’s depression after the loss of his dog, Marge agrees to buy him a huge pet snake. But when the snake causes a life-threatening situation at Bart and Lisa’s school, Santa’s Little Helper gets a chance to redeem himself in the “Stop or My Dog Will Shoot” episode of THE SIMPSONS Sunday, July 29 (8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (SI-1812) (TV-PG V)

Voice Cast: Voice Cast: Dan Castellaneta as Homer Simpson, Winning Farmer, Groundskeeper Willie, Santa’s Little Helper, French Protestor #1, Duck, and Burns’ Lawyer; Julie Kavner as Marge Simpson; Nancy Cartwright as Bart Simpson, Kearney, Nelson, and Ralph; Yeardley Smith as Lisa Simpson; Harry Shearer as Wagon Wheel Demonstrator, Devil, Horse Owner, Judge Snyder, Mr. Largo, and Eddie; Hank Azaria as Grim Farmer, Maze Operator, Chief Wiggum, Lou, Falcon Owner, French Protestor #2, Dealer/Juice Backney; Tress MacNeille as Dispatch Operator, French Poodle, Dolph, Skanky Girl #1; Pamela Hayden as Jimbo, Skanky Girl #2, and Martin; and Marcia Wallace as Mrs. Krabappel.

Guest Voice Cast: Stephen Hawking as himself





 
--**TIME PERIOD PREMIERE**--“AMERICAN DAD”—(8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

STAN IS LEFT LYING IN THE GUTTER
ON “AMERICAN DAD”
SUNDAY, JULY 29, ON FOX
 


Stan, the CIA’s best interrogator, loses his confidence and his job when a car salesman gets the best of him in a negotiation. To get even, Stan comes up with an elaborate scam that temporarily costs his family their integrity. Meanwhile, Roger and Steve set up a makeshift drive-in to try to get to first base with popular schoolgirls on the “Failure is Not a Factory-Installed Option” episode of AMERICAN DAD Sunday, July 29 (8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (DAD-207) (TV-14 L)
Voice Cast: Seth MacFarlane as Stan Smith, Roger the Alien and Franz; Wendy Schaal as Francine Smith; Rachael MacFarlane as Hayley; Scott Grimes as Steve; and Dee Bradley Baker as Klaus and Boxleitner.

Guest Voice Cast: Patrick Stewart as Bullock; Curtis Armstrong as Snot; Eddie Kaye Thomas as Barry; Scott Lowell as Felix; John DiMaggio as priest and repo guy; Paget Brewster as Judy; Christine Baranski as homeless women; Elias Koteas as Jim; Beau Bridges as Lieutenant Thacker; Swoosie Kurtz as Marilyn.

 KING OF THE HILL (KH-110) airs at 7:30 PM tonight.]


--“FAMILY GUY”—(9:00-9:30 PM ET/PT) CC

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

MEG FALLS FOR BRIAN
ON “FAMILY GUY”
SUNDAY, JULY 29, ON FOX

Drew Barrymore Guest-Stars
 

           
When Meg can’t find a date to her junior prom, Brian gets suckered into going with her, even though he is dating Jillian (Drew Barrymore).  When Brian arrives at the dance he gets drunk to ease his pain, but after he makes out with Meg he really hurts. The next morning Meg starts to think of Brian as her boyfriend and becomes obsessed with spending every waking moment with him. Meanwhile, Peter, Cleveland and Quagmire join the police force and have to come to Brian’s aid in the “Barely Legal” episode of FAMILY GUY Sunday, July 29 (9:00-9:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (FG-503) (TV-14 D, L)

Voice Cast: Seth MacFarlane as Peter Griffin, Stewie Griffin, Brian Griffin, and Quagmire; Alex Borstein as Lois Griffin; Seth Green as Chris Griffin; Mila Kunis as Meg Griffin; Mike Henry as Cleveland.

Guest Voice Cast: Drew Barrymore as Jillian; Patrick Warburton as Joe; Lisa Wilhoit as Connie and Beth; Garrett Morris as himself.




--“FAMILY GUY”—(9:30-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.


 

EVERYTHING’S BIGGER IN TEXAS, EVEN PETER GRIFFIN
ON “FAMILY GUY”
SUNDAY, JULY 29, ON FOX
 


The family heads to church when Lois lands a gig as the organist, but after Stewie gets sick the congregation is convinced he’s possessed by the devil. So, the family goes on the run and ends up in Texas. Peter fits right in with the cowboys, Stewie enters the “Little Miss Texas” pageant and Chris and Meg sneak into George W. Bush’s house in the “Boys Do Cry” episode of FAMILY GUY Sunday, July 29 (9:30-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (FG-510) (TV-14 D)

Voice Cast: Seth MacFarlane as Peter Griffin, Stewie Griffin, Brian Griffin, and Quagmire; Alex Borstein as Lois Griffin; Seth Green as Chris Griffin; Mila Kunis as Meg Griffin; Mike Henry as Cleveland.

Guest Voice Cast: Kirker Butler as George W. Bush, Adam West as Mayor West, Drew Barrymore as Jillian and Gilbert Gottfried as the horse. 

 The time period premiere of AMERICAN DAD has been rescheduled to 8:30 PM tonight.]



 
MONDAY, JULY 30


--“HELL’S KITCHEN”—(Encore)—5 Chefs Compete—(8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

THE REMAINING FIVE CONTESTANTS ARE JUDGED
BY SOME DISCERNING TRENDSETTERS
ON “HELL’S KITCHEN” MONDAY, JULY 30, ON FOX

Winner to Become Head Chef at Fine-Dining Restaurant at
Green Valley Ranch Resort, Spa and Casino in Las Vegas
 


With only five chefs remaining in the competition, Chef Ramsay combines them into one team and they celebrate their survival thus far in HELL’S KITCHEN. Chef Ramsay tells the contestants that their next challenge will involve competing head-to-head with individual dishes to impress some very special trendsetters. The contestants are blindfolded and escorted off-site, only to find that the judges-of-honor are 100 hungry and very opinionated high school students. One chef handily wins the votes of the hungry high-schoolers and is rewarded with a special trip with Chef Ramsay and a contestant of their choosing to the Green Valley Ranch resort in Las Vegas, where they meet up with a familiar face. Back in HELL’S KITCHEN, the contestants prepare the restaurant for the upcoming dinner service. That evening, the job goes anything but smoothly as two contestants engage in a heated power struggle. After one too many mistakes, Chef Ramsay loses his patience, and in a fit of rage sends one contestant packing in the middle of dinner service. Then, at a very emotional elimination that evening, Chef Ramsay makes a heartfelt offer to a deserving contestant as “5 Chefs Compete” on HELL’S KITCHEN encoring Monday, July 30 (8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (HK-308) (TV-14 L)

Cast: Head Chef Gordon Ramsay, sous chef Scott Leibfried, sous chef MaryAnn Salcedo and maitre d’ Jean-Philippe Susilovic.




--“HELL’S KITCHEN”—3 Chefs Compete—(9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC

PA:  Viewer discretion is advised.

 

THE TOP 3 ASPIRING CHEFS TURN THE TABLES ON CHEF RAMSAY
ON “HELL’S KITCHEN” MONDAY, JULY 30, ON FOX

Winner to Become Head Chef at Fine-Dining Restaurant at
Green Valley Ranch Resort, Spa and Casino in Las Vegas
 


At their next challenge, Chef Ramsay instructs the Top 3 contestants to take a classic American dish and transform it into an entrée worthy of fine-dining, noting that special guests of honor will be judging their creations. In one of the most emotional reunions yet, the contestants learn that the greatest home-cooking experts they know – their very own mothers – have come to HELL’S KITCHEN to vote for their favorite entrée. Not knowing who made what, the mothers select a winner, who is treated to a memorable meal. That evening in a critical dinner service, Chef Ramsay informs the chefs that each of them will have a shot at running the kitchen in his place, so that he can separate the cooks from the leaders. To ensure that the chefs have a discerning eye and a desire for perfection not unlike his own, Chef Ramsay enlists the helps of the sous chefs to throw some wrenches into the preparations. While some contestants catch the mistakes before the sabotaged plates are served to the diners, others struggle to handle the hot plate. In one of the most difficult eliminations yet, Chef Ramsay chooses two finalists who will go on to compete for the Head Chef position in Las Vegas as “3 Chefs Compete” on HELL’S KITCHEN Monday, July 30 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (HK-309) (TV-14 L)

Cast: Head Chef Gordon Ramsay, sous chef Scott Leibfried, sous chef MaryAnn Salcedo and maitre d’ Jean-Philippe Susilovic.




 

TUESDAY, JULY 31
 



--“ON THE LOT”—6 Cut to 5 & 5 Directors Compete—(8:00-9:00 PM ET live/PT tape-delayed) CC

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

LIGHTS! CAMERA! ACTION!

ONE MORE DIRECTOR IS SERVED HIS OR HER “FINAL CUT”
AND THE FIVE REMAINING DIRECTOR FINALISTS COMPETE
AS THE CAMERAS CONTINUE TO ROLL
“ON THE LOT” TUESDAY, JULY 31, ON FOX

Gary Ross Joins the Panel as Guest Judge

Series Executive-Produced by Mark Burnett and Steven Spielberg
 


Gary Ross (“Seabiscuit,” “Pleasantville”) joins the panel as guest judge; one director is eliminated from the competition and the remaining directors present their new films in an assigned genre in the “6 Cut to 5 & 5 Directors Compete” episode of ON THE LOT Tuesday, July 31 (8:00-9:00 PM ET live/PT tape-delayed) on FOX.  (OTL-112) (TV-PG)

Judges: Carrie Fisher, Garry Marshall

Guest Judge: Gary Ross

Host: Adrianna Costa




--“HOUSE”—(9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

HOUSE DIAGNOSES AN INJURED YOUNG WOMAN UNABLE TO FEEL PAIN, AS HE AND THE TEAM SEARCH TO FIND THE SOURCE OF HER CONDITION ON “HOUSE,” TUESDAY, JULY 31, ON FOX
 


It’s Valentine’s Day at Princeton-Plainsboro and the ER is short-staffed due to a snowstorm. House encounters Foreman’s latest patient, Hannah, who has sustained injuries from a car accident with her mother, Abby. House notices that despite her best efforts to act injured, Hannah is not feeling a bit of pain. House determines that Hannah has an incredibly rare condition that makes her completely insensitive to pain, and he takes a special interest in her case. He orders further testing to see if Hannah has any serious injuries from the car accident that she may not be able to feel, including an unnecessary procedure that causes Cuddy and Wilson to question his motives. Meanwhile, Abby undergoes surgery for her own injuries sustained in the car accident. Hannah refuses further examination and demands to see her mother, but House has little sympathy. She and House argue about which of their lives is worse, Hannah who is impervious to pain or House who suffers from pain constantly. When Hannah passes out and her temperature spikes, the doctors realize that Hannah is much sicker than they had thought. The team takes drastic measures in an attempt to inflict pain on Hannah to measure her pain threshold, but her condition only worsens. House adamantly pushes for a spinal nerve biopsy that could leave her paralyzed, a risky procedure in which few see the benefit, especially Cuddy and Wilson, who accuse House of pushing the test to get information that may benefit his own pain management. As Hannah’s body deteriorates without her so much as flinching, House works through his own chronic pain to find out why this young woman cannot feel any pain at all in the “Insensitive” episode of HOUSE airing Tuesday, July 31 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT).  (HOU-314) (TV-14 L)

Cast: Hugh Laurie as Dr. Gregory House; Lisa Edelstein as Dr. Lisa Cuddy; Omar Epps as Dr. Eric Foreman; Robert Sean Leonard as Dr. James Wilson; Jennifer Morrison as Dr. Allison Cameron; Jesse Spencer as Dr. Robert Chase.

Guest Cast: Mika Boorem as Hannah; Jenny Robertson as Abby; Kimberly Quinn as Nurse Wendy; Josh Stamberg as Bobby Herrick; Ruth Silveira as Female Surgeon.





 
 

WEDNESDAY, AUGUST 1
 



**90-MINUTE EPISODE**—“SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE”—Top 8 Perform—(8:00-9:30 PM ET/PT) CC

 

THE COMPETITION CONTINUES ON
“SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE”
WEDNESDAY, AUGUST 1, ON FOX
 


The remaining 8 contestants perform in couples for the judges and America, flaunting their moves with hopes of being named the country’s favorite dancer. It’s a steamy night of competition when the “Top 8 Perform” on this exciting 90-minute episode of SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE Wednesday, Aug. 1 (8:00-9:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (DAN-316) (TV-PG)

Host: Cat Deeley




--“DON’T FORGET THE LYRICS!”—(9:30-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC

 

CONTESTANTS EXPRESS THEMSELVES
ON “DON’T FORGET THE LYRICS!”
WEDNESDAY, AUGUST 1, ON FOX
 


We all think we know the words to popular songs, but when there’s a million dollars at stake, will contestants be able to keep singing when the music stops? Or will they be at a loss for words? On this exciting new game show, contestants choose songs from different genres, decades and musical artists. Then they take center stage to sing alongside the studio band as the lyrics are projected on screen – but suddenly the music stops and the words disappear. Will the contestants belt out the correct missing lyric, or freeze under pressure? Wayne Brady hosts DON’T FORGET THE LYRICS! Wednesday, Aug. 1 (9:30-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.   (LYR-103B) (TV-PG)

Host: Wayne Brady





 
 

THURSDAY, AUGUST 2
 



--“DON’T FORGET THE LYRICS!”—(8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC

 

CONTESTANTS WORK HARD FOR THEIR MONEY
ON “DON’T FORGET THE LYRICS!”
THURSDAY, AUGUST 2, ON FOX
 


We all think we know the words to popular songs, but when there’s a million dollars at stake, will contestants be able to keep singing when the music stops? Or will they be at a loss for words? On this exciting new game show, contestants choose songs from different genres, decades and musical artists. Then they take center stage to sing alongside the studio band as the lyrics are projected on screen – but suddenly the music stops and the words disappear. Will the contestants belt out the correct missing lyric, or freeze under pressure? Wayne Brady hosts DON’T FORGET THE LYRICS! Thursday, Aug. 2 (8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (LYR-105) (TV-PG)

Host: Wayne Brady

ARE YOU SMARTER THAN A 5th GRADER? is preempted this night.]


--“SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE” RESULTS SHOW—2 of 8 Voted Off—(9:00-10:00 PM ET live/PT tape-delayed) CC

 

THE COMPETITION ENDS FOR TWO MORE TONIGHT
ON THE “SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE” RESULTS SHOW
LIVE, THURSDAY, AUGUST 2, ON FOX
 


Last night the Top 8 contestants showed off their best moves in hopes of winning the judges’ praise and the viewers’ votes. Tonight, the quest to be named America’s No. 1 dancer comes to an end for one boy and one girl. The voting outcome is revealed live on the SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE Results Show Thursday, Aug. 2 (9:00-10:00 PM ET live/PT tape-delayed) on FOX.  (DAN-316A) (TV-PG)

Host: Cat Deeley




 
 

FRIDAY, AUGUST 3
 



**FOX MOVIE SPECIAL**—“THE FORGOTTEN”—World Broadcast Premiere—(8:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

 

JULIANNE MOORE IS HAUNTED BY MEMORIES OF HER DEAD SON
IN THE WORLD BROADCAST PREMIERE OF
THE PSYCHOLOGICAL THRILLER “THE FORGOTTEN”
FRIDAY, AUGUST 3, ON FOX
 


Nine-year-old Sam Paretta is dead, killed in a plane crash. Even though it’s been 14 months since the accident, his mother Telly (Julianne Moore) still grieves over the loss. But suddenly, her husband (Anthony Edwards) swears they never had a child and her psychiatrist (Gary Sinise) insists she’s delusional. Worst of all, there is absolutely no evidence to prove Sam ever existed. Haunted by memories of her son, Telly embarks on a search for the truth that propels her into a dark, mind-shattering conspiracy of unearthly terror. Don’t miss the heart-pounding, edge-of-your-seat suspense in the World Broadcast Premiere of THE FORGOTTEN Friday, Aug. 3 (8:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (FM-0804) (TV-PG L, V)

Cast: Julianne Moore as Telly Paretta, Anthony Edwards as Jim Paretta, Gary Sinise as Dr. Jack Munce, Linus Roache as A Friendly Man and Dominic West as Ash Correll.

The previously announced movie AUSTIN POWERS IN GOLDMEMBER has been rescheduled to July 27.]





 
 

SATURDAY, AUGUST 4
 



--“COPS: FLORIDA HEAT SPECIAL EDITION #1”—(8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) CC

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

OFFICER ATTEMPTS TO CHILL CRIME
ON “COPS: FLORIDA HEAT SPECIAL EDITION #1”
SATURDAY, AUGUST 4, ON FOX
 


When Corporal Brian Adams of the Brevard County, FL, Sheriff’s Office pursues a vehicle with three suspects inside, the situation takes a turn for the worse when the suspects flee on foot. Also featured is Officer Roy Bevell of the West Palm Beach, FL, Police Department, who pulls over a suspicious SUV that matches the description of a stolen vehicle on COPS: FLORIDA HEAT SPECIAL EDITION airing Saturday, Aug. 4 (8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (CP-1905) (TV-PG L)




--“COPS: FLORIDA HEAT SPECIAL EDITION #2”—(8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

OFFICERS OF THE LAW “CRACK” DOWN ON CRIME
ON “COPS: FLORIDA HEAT SPECIAL EDITION #2”
SATURDAY, AUGUST 4, ON FOX
 


When Deputy Jim Haman of the Brevard County, FL, Sheriff’s Office patrols a known drug area, he pulls over a car for a simple traffic violation. However, the charge quickly worsens when the officers find that the suspect is packing crack in his mouth. Also featured is Deputy Dan Frend of the Palm Beach County, FL, Sheriff’s Office, arresting a suspect in possession of crack rock and black tar heroin on COPS: FLORIDA HEAT SPECIAL EDITION #2 airing Saturday, Aug. 4 (8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (CP-1909) (TV-PG V)




--“AMERICA’S MOST WANTED: AMERICA FIGHTS BACK”—(9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC

 

“AMERICA’S MOST WANTED: AMERICA FIGHTS BACK”
CONTINUES ITS PURSUIT OF JUSTICE
SATURDAY, AUGUST 4, ON FOX
 


AMERICA’S MOST WANTED: AMERICA FIGHTS BACK takes on the nation's hottest crime issues. This crime-fighting program focuses on capturing fugitives, protecting victims and empowering citizens within the criminal justice system. The series also takes an in-depth look at laws that harm victims, champions the cause of lawmakers fighting to protect victims' rights and presents news of recent captures, convictions and missing children cases. AMERICA’S MOST WANTED: AMERICA FIGHTS BACK airs Saturday, Aug. 4 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (MW-2039) (TV-PG V)

Host: John Walsh




--“MADtv”—(11:00 PM-Midnight ET/PT) -- CC

 

HOWIE MANDEL AND CHINGY GUEST-STAR
ON “MADtv”
SATURDAY, AUGUST 4, ON FOX
 


Howie Mandel and rapper Chingy guest-star on MADtv airing Saturday, Aug. 4 (11:00 PM-Midnight ET/PT) on FOX.  (MD-1202) (TV-14 D, L, S, V)
               
Cast: Ike Barinholtz, Frank Caeti, Crista Flanagan, Keegan-Michael Key, Bobby Lee, Michael McDonald, Arden Myrin, Nicole Parker, Jordan Peele and Nicole Randall Johnson.

Guest Cast: Howie Mandel and Chingy.
   



--“TALKSHOW WITH SPIKE FERESTEN”—(Midnight-12:30 AM ET/PT) CC

 

CHERYL HINES CHUGS A BEER IN HER GUEST APPEARANCE
ON “TALKSHOW WITH SPIKE FERESTEN”
SATURDAY, AUGUST 4, ON FOX
 


Comedian Cheryl Hines (“Curb Your Enthusiasm”) adds to the late-night laughs when she sits down for an unusual interview and shotguns a beer during her guest appearance. Irreverent comedy sketches include “Heckler Whisperer” and “Morbidly Obese Aquarium” on an all new TALKSHOW WITH SPIKE FERESTEN Saturday, Aug. 4 (Midnight-12:30 AM ET/PT) on FOX.  (SPK-114) (TV-14 D, L)

Host: Spike Feresten






 
 

SUNDAY, AUGUST 5
 



--“’TIL DEATH”—(7:00-7:30 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

 

EDDIE AND JOY RETURN TO COLLEGE
ON “‘TIL DEATH”
SUNDAY, AUGUST 5, ON FOX

Krysten Ritter Guest-Stars
 


When Eddie and Joy visit Allison for parents’ weekend, they share a dorm room with a partying single father. When Allison lets them know her new major and next semester’s plans, Eddie and Joy try their best to convince her to do otherwise but realize that their own mistakes led them to where they are today. Meanwhile, Jeff hires someone to help Steph tile the bathroom, which brings out the worst in her in "The Clay Date” episode of ‘TIL DEATH Sunday, Aug. 5 (7:00-7:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (TIL-117) (TV-PG D, L)

Cast: Brad Garrett; Joely Fisher; Kat Foster; and Eddie Kaye Thomas

Guest Cast: Krysten Ritter as Allison; Dan Butler as Paul; Timm Sharp as Doug

 THE WAR AT HOME is no longer scheduled.]


--“KING OF THE HILL”—(7:30-8:00 PM ET/PT) CC

 

THE HILLS CELEBRATE A VERY SPECIAL WEDDING
ON “KING OF THE HILL”
SUNDAY, AUGUST 5, ON FOX

Tom Petty Makes a Special Guest Voice Appearance
 


When Luanne decides she wants an expensive wedding, Lucky (Tom Petty) decides to sue Dale when he takes a fall on the job. It’s up to Hank to convince Lucky of the evils of frivolous lawsuits and persuade him to spend his money wisely in the ”Lucky’s Wedding Suit” episode of KING OF THE HILL Sunday, Aug. 5 (7:30-8:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (KH-1005) (TV-PG)

Voice Cast: Mike Judge as Hank Hill, Octavio & Boomhauer; Kathy Najimy as Peggy Hill; Pamela S. Adlon as Bobby Hill; Brittany Murphy as Luanne; Johnny Hardwick as Dale; Stephen Root as Bill, Paramedic and Strickland; Ashley Gardner as Reverend Stroup and Nancy; David Herman as Jimmy Wichard and Johnson; Toby Huss as Cotton, Joe Jack and Kahn; Lauren Tom as Minh and Connie; and  Jonathan Joss as Redcorn.

Guest Voice Cast: Henry Gibson as Bob Jenkins; Dennis Burkley as Carl; Breckin Meyer as Joseph; Danny Trejo as Enrique; Dave Thomas as Lane Pratley; Tom Petty as Lucky.




--“FAMILY GUY”—(8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) CC

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

IT’S JUST POLITICS FOR MEG AND BRIAN
ON “FAMILY GUY”
SUNDAY, AUGUST 5, ON FOX

Adam West Makes Guest Voice Appearance

First Episode in a Two-Hour FAMILY GUY Mini-Marathon!
 


When Meg lands an internship with Mayor West, Brian argues that he’s corrupt.  Determined to expose his shady ways, Brian and Stewie go undercover and discover that Meg is in deeper than they thought. Meanwhile, a local talent show brings Peter and Lois back to their folk singing days. Unfortunately, they also revert back to their hippie ways and Chris must stage an intervention in the “Deep Throats” episode of FAMILY GUY Sunday, Aug. 5 (8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (FG-426) (TV-14 D, L, S)

Voice Cast: Seth MacFarlane as Peter Griffin, Stewie Griffin, Brian Griffin, Quagmire; Alex Borstein as Lois Griffin; Seth Green as Chris Griffin; Mila Kunis as Meg Griffin; Mike Henry as Cleveland and Cleveland, Jr.

Guest Voice Cast: John Viener as Announcer; Chris Sheridan as Blue Car; Jon Benjamin as Carl; Lori Alan as Diane; Frank Welker as Fred; Ralph Garman as Guy #1; Danny Smith as Man #1 and Pink Car; Adam West as Mayor West and Kate Jackson as Mrs. King.

 THE SIMPSONS is preempted this night.]


 
--“FAMILY GUY”—(8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

HERE COME THE GROOMS
ON “FAMILY GUY”
SUNDAY, AUGUST 5, ON FOX

Second Episode in a Two-Hour FAMILY GUY Mini-Marathon!
 


While visiting the Griffins, Brian’s gay cousin Jasper announces he’s engaged to his partner and wants to be married in their home. But when Mayor West bans gay marriage in Quahog to cover up an unrelated scandal, Brian becomes a crazed activist and resorts to hostile ways to change the mayor’s decision.  Meanwhile, Lois questions her view toward gay marriage and Chris joins the extremist “Young Republicans” group to win a girl’s heart on the “You May Now Kiss the…Uh…Guy Who Receives” episode of FAMILY GUY Sunday, Aug. 5 (8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (FG-428) (TV-14 D, L)

Voice Cast: Seth MacFarlane as Peter Griffin, Stewie Griffin, Brian Griffin, Quagmire, Bill Clinton, Carter, David Banner, Incredible Hulk, Jason Biggs, Jasper, Matthew McConaughey, Noah, Phinneas, Superman and Tom Tucker; Alex Borstein as Lois Griffin, Babs and Ma Kent; Seth Green as Chris Griffin, Aide and Seann William Scott; Mila Kunis as Meg Griffin; Mike Henry as Cleveland, Cleveland, Jr and Herbert.

Guest Voice Cast:  Chad Morgan as Alyssa; Wanda Sykes as Bernice; Lori Alan as Diane; John Viener as Han Solo; Chris Sheridan as James Bottomtooth; Patrick Warburton as Joe; Adam West as Mayor West and Danny Smith as Moby Dick.

 AMERICAN DAD is preempted this night.]


--“FAMILY GUY”—(9:00-9:30 PM ET/PT) CC

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

BILL CLINTON COMES TO QUAHOG
ON “FAMILY GUY”
SUNDAY, AUGUST 5, ON FOX

Third Episode in a Two-Hour FAMILY GUY Mini-Marathon!
 


After Peter helps Bill Clinton out with a flat tire, they become fast friends. They begin spending a lot of time together and Lois starts to think Bill is a bad influence. But when she confronts Bill, they end up having sex. Peter is devastated and tries to get back at Lois but finds he loves her too much to go through with having an affair. Meanwhile, Lois and Stewie try to potty-train Brian in the “Bill and Peter's Bogus Journey” episode of FAMILY GUY Sunday, Aug. 5 (9:00-9:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (FG-507) (TV-14 D, L, S)

Voice Cast: Seth MacFarlane as Peter Griffin, Stewie Griffin, Brian Griffin, Bill Clinton and Quagmire; Alex Borstein as Lois Griffin; Seth Green as Chris Griffin; Mila Kunis as Meg Griffin; Mike Henry as Cleveland.



--“FAMILY GUY”—(9:30-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

LOIS RUNS FOR OFFICE
ON “FAMILY GUY”
SUNDAY, AUGUST 5, ON FOX

Episode Concludes a Two-Hour FAMILY GUY Mini-Marathon!
 


When Lois runs for mayor of Quahog, she isn’t the front-runner until she “dumbs down” her political views. Once in office, she’s corrupted by the power and starts accepting bribes so that she can buy herself expensive trinkets. Meanwhile, Peter’s (Seth MacFarlane) enjoying being the “first lady” and all of the perks that go along with it in the “It Takes a Village Idiot, and I Married One” episode of FAMILY GUY Sunday, August 5 (9:30-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (FG-512) (TV-14 D, L, S)

Voice Cast: Seth MacFarlane as Peter Griffin, Stewie Griffin, Brian Griffin, and Quagmire; Alex Borstein as Lois Griffin; Seth Green as Chris Griffin; Mila Kunis as Meg Griffin; Mike Henry as Cleveland.
 

 

 
 
 
SUNDAY, JULY 22
 



**TIME PERIOD PREMIERE**—“’TIL DEATH”—(7:00-7:30 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

 

STEPH TAKES A DREAM GETAWAY
ON “'TIL DEATH”
SUNDAY, JULY 22, ON FOX
 


Steph and Jeff convince Eddie and Joy to join them for a getaway in the mountains, but when Steph tells Jeff she had an erotic dream about Eddie, their vacation is anything but relaxing for the Woodcocks. And when Eddie hears the news, he becomes the Dream Weaver in the “Dream Getaway” episode of ‘TIL DEATH Sunday, July 22 (7:00-7:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (TIL-109) (TV-PG D, L)

Cast: Brad Garrett; Joely Fisher; Kat Foster; and Eddie Kaye Thomas



--“KING OF THE HILL”—(7:30-8:00 PM ET/PT) CC

 

ARLEN GOES TO WAR ON SNAKES
ON “KING OF THE HILL”
SUNDAY, JULY 22, ON FOX
 


When Bobby’s pet snake slithers down the toilet, Hank turns to Animal Control for help. Unfortunately, the Animal Control team takes advantage of the situation and creates a snake-in-the-city frenzy, putting Arlen in a state of panic. With the control team hissing, it’s up to Dale to eliminate Arlen’s reptile problem and help Animal Control rediscover their love for their job on the ”SerPUNT” episode of KING OF THE HILL Sunday, July 22 (7:30-8:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (KH-1101) (TV-PG D, L)

Voice Cast: Mike Judge as Hank Hill & Boomhauer; Kathy Najimy as Peggy Hill; Pamela S. Adlon as Bobby Hill, Donna, Newscaster & Waitress; Brittany Murphy as Luanne; Johnny Hardwick as Dale; Stephen Root as Bill, Commissioner #1 & Strickland; David Herman as Announcer & Miguel Hernandez; Toby Huss as Kahn & Joe Jack; and Ashley Gardner as Nancy.

Guest Voice Cast: Tom Petty as Lucky; John Goodman as Tommy; Jason Konopisos as Commissioner #2; Scott Klace as Commissioner #3; and Randall Reeder as Rollo.




 
--“THE SIMPSONS”—(8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) CC

 

LISA EXPLORES HER HERITAGE
ON “THE SIMPSONS”
SUNDAY, JULY 22, ON FOX

Natalie Portman Makes a Guest Voice Appearance

Episode Begins Tonight’s Two-Hour SIMPSONS Mini-Marathon!
 


When Lisa struggles to find excitement and intrigue in her family heritage for a school presentation, she decides to take creative license in crafting her heritage as a Native American, since it’s only for a school project. What begins as an innocent embellishment quickly turns into a web of lies when Lisa is chosen to represent the school, and “her people,” at City Hall, and then as a keynote speaker for the National Native American Tribal Council. As a reward for his heroic act, Bart is granted a driver’s license, and in an attempt to escape endless family errands and chauffeuring, he flees to a faraway town where he is romanced by Darcy (Natalie Portman), an older teenage girl whose expectations may prove to be too much for Bart in the “Little Big Girl” episode of THE SIMPSONS Sunday, July 22 (8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (SI-1804) (TV-PG D, S)

Voice Cast: Dan Castellaneta as Homer Simpson, Grampa, and Groundskeeper Willie, Julie Kavner as Marge Simpson and Patty; Nancy Cartwright as Bart Simpson; Yeardley Smith as Lisa Simpson; Harry Shearer as Principal Skinner and Ned Flanders; Pamela Hayden as Milhouse; Hank Azaria as Cletus, Moe, and Warrior.

Guest Voice Cast: Natalie Portman as Darcy

C


--“THE SIMPSONS”—(8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC

 

HOMER GETS A JOB IN HIS SLEEP
ON “THE SIMPSONS”
SUNDAY, JULY 22, ON FOX

Second Episode of Tonight’s Two-Hour SIMPSONS Mini-Marathon!
 


Maggie goes on a path of destruction in the Simpsons’ home after Marge follows advice in a parenting magazine and throws away her pacifier. Marge finally gives in and sends Homer to get Maggie a new pacifier, but when he can’t find the right brand, Maggie comes up with her own substitute – an especially squeaky dog toy. Homer can’t sleep through the toy’s incessant squeaking and is driven to take sleeping pills, which turn him into a sleepwalker with a penchant for mischief. When one of Homer’s sleepwalking schemes leaves the entire Springfield Fire Department debilitated in the hospital, Homer and some of his fellow Springfieldians become volunteer firefighters. They extinguish several fires and are rewarded with gifts, but when the gifts stop coming, they seek other forms of compensation for their heroic acts in the “Crook and Ladder” episode of THE SIMPSONS Sunday, July 22 (8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (SI-1813) (TV-PG V) 
Voice Cast: Dan Castellaneta as Homer Simpson, Grampa, Santa’s Little Helper, Snowball II, Barney, Mayor Quimby, ‘70s Elvis; Julie Kavner as Marge Simpson; Nancy Cartwright as Bart Simpson, Maggie, and Rod Flanders; Yeardley Smith as Lisa Simpson; Tress Macneille as Sheep #1, Attractive Sales Rep #1, and Manjula; Harry Shearer as Dr. Hibbert, Ned Flanders, Kent Brockman, Principal Skinner, Rainier Wolfcastle, Mr. Burns, Smithers, and Otto; Pamela Hayden as Attractive Saleswoman #2 and Todd Flanders; Hank Azaria as Sheep #2, Announcer, Security Guard, Apu, Moe, Carl, Luigi, Mr. Costington, Chief Wiggum, Lou, Cat, and Homeless Man.
Contact: Jill Hudson  310-369-2953


--“THE SIMPSONS”—(9:00-9:30 PM ET/PT) CC

 

THE SIMPSONS GET A BLAST FROM THE PAST
ON “THE SIMPSONS”
SUNDAY, JULY 22, ON FOX

Eric Idle Makes Guest Voice Appearance

Third Episode of Tonight’s Two-Hour SIMPSONS Mini-Marathon!
 


An eccentric documentary filmmaker Declan Desmond (guest voice Eric Idle) offers an inside look at his work chronicling the growth and development of some of Springfield’s “finest” for his documentary, “Growing up Springfield.” We see Marge put her photojournalism dreams on hold in order to support Homer as he tries out odd jobs in search of success that continually evades him until a strange invention turns it all around for the couple. However, a suspicious Desmond challenges the Simpsons, who have a lot of questions to answer about their overnight success in the “Springfield Up” episode of THE SIMPSONS Sunday, July 22 (9:00-9:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (SI-1807) (TV-PG V)

Voice Cast: Dan Castellaneta as Homer Simpson, Julie Kavner as Marge Simpson; Nancy Cartwright as Bart Simpson; Yeardley Smith as Lisa Simpson; Hank Azaria as Moe, Wiggum, and Frink; Tress Macneille as Eleanor; and Harry Shearer as Mr. Burns and Smithers

Guest Voice Cast: Eric Idle as Declan Desmond.

: FAMILY GUY is preempted this night.]


 
--“THE SIMPSONS”—(9:30-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC

 

LISA SAVES THE HILLBILLY KIDS
ON “THE SIMPSONS”
SUNDAY, JULY 22, ON FOX

James Patterson Guest-Stars

Episode Concludes Tonight’s Two-Hour SIMPSONS Mini-Marathon!
 


When the ever-righteous Lisa protests denying education to Cletus’ “hillbilly” kids, Principal Skinner offers her a chance to tutor the kids herself. However, Lisa’s plans to help are diverted when Krusty spots the kids during their field trip and decides to use them as a musical act for his show. Meanwhile, in a scheme to steal his lunch for the day, Bart tries to scare his peers out of the cafeteria by claiming it’s haunted by the ghost of an old school chef who uses students as ingredients in his recipes. When the school erupts with fear and chaos, Bart is punished and sent to receive psychiatric treatment, and he develops a unique relationship with his therapist in the “Yokel Chords” episode of THE SIMPSONS Sunday, July 22 (9:30-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (SI-1809) (TV-PG)

Voice Cast: Dan Castellaneta as Homer Simpson and Groundskeeper Willie, Julie Kavner as Marge Simpson; Nancy Cartwright as Bart Simpson and Nelson, Ralph and Kearney; Yeardley Smith as Lisa Simpson; Tress Macneille as Dr. Swanson; Harry Shearer as Principal Skinner and Pamela Hayden as Milhouse.

Guest Voice Cast: Meg Ryan as Dr. Swanson; Peter Bogdanovich as Psychologist; James Patterson as himself; Andy Dick as himself; Stephen Sondheim as himself.

 AMERICAN DAD is preempted this night.]



 

MONDAY, JULY 23
 



--“ARE YOU SMARTER THAN A 5th GRADER?”—(8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC

 

LAWYER ROLLS UP HIS SLEEVES AND GETS DOWN TO BUSINESS
ON “ARE YOU SMARTER THAN A 5TH GRADER?”
MONDAY, JULY 23, ON FOX
 


A 42-year-old university attorney from Glendale, CA, puts his degrees to the test on this atypical quiz show, which tests adults’ lack of knowledge – as revealed by how much they’ve forgotten since elementary school. Contestants find themselves in a classroom setting, revisiting their youth, as they tackle subjects they’ve already been taught, ranging from art to geography and math to social studies. However, the players are not alone; they have the opportunity to “peek,” “copy” or be “saved” by real fifth-grade classmates Jacob, Alana, Spencer, Marki and Kyle as they try to determine the correct a-n-s-w-e-r and claim the top prize of $1 million on ARE YOU SMARTER THAN A 5TH GRADER? Monday, July 23 (8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (AYS-120) (TV-PG)

Host: Jeff Foxworthy

 The previously announced FAMILY GUY episodes at 8:00 PM (FG-502) and 8:30 PM (FG-505) will be rescheduled at a later date.]


--“HELL’S KITCHEN”—5 Chefs Compete—(9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

THE REMAINING FIVE CONTESTANTS ARE JUDGED
BY SOME DISCERNING TRENDSETTERS
ON “HELL’S KITCHEN” MONDAY, JULY 23, ON FOX

Winner to Become Head Chef at Fine-Dining Restaurant at
Green Valley Ranch Resort, Spa and Casino in Las Vegas
 


With only five chefs remaining in the competition, Chef Ramsay combines them into one team and they celebrate their survival thus far in HELL’S KITCHEN. Chef Ramsay tells the contestants that their next challenge will involve competing head-to-head with individual dishes to impress some very special trendsetters. The contestants are blindfolded and escorted off-site, only to find that the judges-of-honor are 100 hungry and very opinionated high school students. One chef handily wins the votes of the hungry high-schoolers and is rewarded with a special trip with Chef Ramsay and a contestant of their choosing to the Green Valley Ranch resort in Las Vegas, where they meet up with a familiar face. Back in HELL’S KITCHEN, the contestants prepare the restaurant for the upcoming dinner service. That evening, the job goes anything but smoothly as two contestants engage in a heated power struggle. After one too many mistakes, Chef Ramsay loses his patience, and in a fit of rage sends one contestant packing in the middle of dinner service. Then, at a very emotional elimination that evening, Chef Ramsay makes a heartfelt offer to a deserving contestant as “5 Chefs Compete” on HELL’S KITCHEN Monday, July 23 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (HK-308) (TV-14 L)

Cast: Head Chef Gordon Ramsay, sous chef Scott Leibfried, sous chef MaryAnn Salcedo and maitre d’ Jean-Philippe Susilovic.



 

 
TUESDAY, JULY 24
 



--“ON THE LOT”—8 Cut to 6 & 6 Directors Compete—(8:00-9:00 PM ET live/PT tape-delayed) CC

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

LIGHTS! CAMERA! ACTION!

ONE MORE DIRECTOR IS SERVED HIS OR HER “FINAL CUT”
AND THE SIX REMAINING DIRECTOR FINALISTS COMPETE
AS THE CAMERAS CONTINUE TO ROLL
“ON THE LOT” TUESDAY, JULY 24, ON FOX

Brad Silberling Joins the Panel as Guest Judge
 


Series Executive-Produced by Mark Burnett and Steven Spielberg

Brad Silberling (“Lemony Snicket’s A Series of Unfortunate Events”) joins the panel as a guest judge; one director is eliminated from the competition and the remaining directors present their new films in the romance genre in the “8 Cut to 6 & 6 Directors Compete” episode of ON THE LOT Tuesday, July 24 (8:00-9:00 PM ET live/PT tape-delayed) on FOX.  (OTL-111) (TV-PG)

Judges: Carrie Fisher, Garry Marshall

Guest Judge: Brad Silberling

Host: Adrianna Costa



--“HOUSE”—(9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

HOUSE IS ON A MISSION TO GET HIS HANDICAPPED
PARKING SPOT BACK; HOUSE AND THE TEAM TAKE ON THE CASE OF
A TEENAGE GYPSY WHOSE FAMILY REFUSES
ALL MODERN MEDICAL TREATMENTS
ON “HOUSE” TUESDAY, JULY 24, ON FOX
 


16-year-old Stevie Lipa is admitted to Princeton Plainsboro Teaching Hospital with a serious respiratory condition and internal bleeding. Oddities of his case land him under House and the team’s care, but at the moment, House is irritated to learn that new hospital researcher Dr. Julie Whitmer has been assigned his handicapped parking spot by the hospital entrance. Since she’s in a motorized wheelchair (and he has to walk), he asks her to give up the parking spot, but she refuses. House, determined to get a parking spot closer to the hospital entrance, appeals to Cuddy, who dares him to prove how much he wants the spot by spending one week in a wheelchair – a bet House takes on. As the team tries to get personal history information from Stevie, they can’t seem to get a straight answer out of him, and it’s revealed he’s from a family of gypsies. Stevie’s parents arrive with homeopathic remedies; they won’t consent to House and the team’s suggested course of action, and refuse all modern medical treatment. As Stevie’s body continues to bleed internally, Foreman makes the risky decision to sidestep Stevie’s parents and appeals directly to the teenage patient, putting his medical license on the line while asking Stevie to lie to his parents in the “Needle in a Haystack” episode of HOUSE airing Tuesday, July 24 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (HOU-312) (TV-14 L, S)

Cast: Hugh Laurie as Dr. Gregory House; Lisa Edelstein as Dr. Lisa Cuddy; Omar Epps as Dr. Eric Foreman; Robert Sean Leonard as Dr. James Wilson; Jennifer Morrison as Dr. Allison Cameron; Jesse Spencer as Dr. Robert Chase.

Guest Cast: Jake Richardson as Stevie; Rob Brownstein as Franklin; Arabella Field as Judy; Jessy Schram as Leah; Wendy Makkena as Dr. Julie Whitner; Ron Perkins as Dr. Simpson; Hira Ambrosino as Anesthesiologist; Sandra Purpuro as Marina; David Kelsey as Ron; Tasha Taylor as Kate; Tyrace Richardson as Jack; Antonio D. Charity as Police Officer; Joni Barth as Patron #1; Maxine Hayden as Patron #2; Bobbin Bergstrom as Nurse





 

WEDNESDAY, JULY 25
 



**90-MINUTE EPISODE**—“SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE”—Top 10 Perform—(8:00-9:30 PM ET/PT) CC

 

THE COMPETITION HEATS UP ON
“SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE”
WEDNESDAY, JULY 25, ON FOX
 


The remaining 10 contestants perform in couples for the judges and America, flaunting their moves with hopes of being named the country’s favorite dancer. It’s a sizzling night of competition when the “Top 10 Perform” on this exciting 90-minute episode of SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE Wednesday, July 25 (8:00-9:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (DAN-315) (TV-PG)

Host: Cat Deeley




 
--“DON’T FORGET THE LYRICS!”—(9:30-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC

 

CONTESTANTS COMPETE IN HIGH-STAKES KARAOKE
ON “DON’T FORGET THE LYRICS!”
WEDNESDAY, JULY 25, ON FOX
 


We all think we know the words to popular songs, but when there’s a million dollars at stake, will contestants be able to keep singing when the music stops? Or will they be at a loss for words? On this exciting new game show, contestants choose songs from different genres, decades and musical artists. Then they take center stage to sing alongside the studio band as the lyrics are projected on screen – but suddenly the music stops and the words disappear. Will the contestants belt out the correct missing lyric, or freeze under pressure? Wayne Brady hosts DON’T FORGET THE LYRICS! Wednesday, July 25 (9:30-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.   (LYR-103A) (TV-PG)

Host: Wayne Brady





 

THURSDAY, JULY 26
 



--“DON’T FORGET THE LYRICS!”—(8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC

 

CONTESTANTS ROCK AND ROLL
ON “DON’T FORGET THE LYRICS!”
THURSDAY, JULY 26, ON FOX
 


We all think we know the words to popular songs, but when there’s a million dollars at stake, will contestants be able to keep singing when the music stops? Or will they be at a loss for words? On this exciting new game show, contestants choose songs from different genres, decades and musical artists. Then they take center stage to sing alongside the studio band as the lyrics are projected on screen – but suddenly the music stops and the words disappear. Will the contestants belt out the correct missing lyric, or freeze under pressure? Wayne Brady hosts DON’T FORGET THE LYRICS! Thursday, July 26 (8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.   (LYR-104) (TV-PG)

Host: Wayne Brady

ARE YOU SMARTER THAN A 5th GRADER? is preempted this night.]
 
--“SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE” RESULTS SHOW—2 of 10 Voted Off—(9:00-10:00 PM ET live/PT tape-delayed) CC

 

TWO HANG UP THEIR DANCING SHOES TONIGHT
ON THE “SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE” RESULTS SHOW
LIVE, THURSDAY, JULY 26, ON FOX
 


Last night the Top 10 contestants showed off their best moves in hopes of winning the judges’ praise and the viewers’ votes. Tonight, the quest to be named America’s No. 1 dancer comes to an end for one boy and one girl. The voting outcome is revealed live on the SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE Results Show Thursday, July 26 (9:00-10:00 PM ET live/PT tape-delayed) on FOX.  (DAN-315A) (TV-PG)

Host: Cat Deeley





 

FRIDAY, JULY 27
 



**FOX MOVIE SPECIAL**—“AUSTIN POWERS IN GOLDMEMBER”—(8:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

IT’S ALL GROOVY, BABY,
WHEN “AUSTIN POWERS IN GOLDMEMBER”
AIRS FRIDAY, JULY 27, ON FOX
 


He’s back, baby! Austin Powers (Mike Myers), that swinging international man of mystery, returns to take on his arch-nemesis Dr. Evil (also, Myers), Mini Me (Verne Troyer) and their mysterious new accomplice Goldmember (also, Myers).  This time, Dr. Evil hatches a time-traveling scheme to take over the world, one that involves the kidnapping of Nigel Powers (Michael Caine), Austin’s beloved father and England’s most renowned spy. As he chases the villains through time, Austin visits 1975 and joins forces with his old flame, Foxxy Cleopatra (Beyoncé Knowles).  Together they must find a way to save Nigel and stop Dr. Evil and Goldmember from their mischievous mayhem on AUSTIN POWERS IN GOLDMEMBER Friday, July 27 (8:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (FM-0607) (TV-14 D, L, S, V)

Cast: Mike Myers as Austin Powers, Dr. Evil, Goldmember, Fat Bastard; Beyoncé Knowles as Foxxy Cleopatra; Seth Green as Scott Evil; Michael York as Basil Exposition; Robert Wagner as Number Two; Mindy Sterling as Frau Farbissina; Verne Troyer as Mini Me; Michael Caine as Nigel Powers; and Fred Savage as Number Three.

 The previously BONES episode (BON-210) will not air this night.]
The previously announced season finale of STANDOFF (SOF-118) has been rescheduled to July 20.]



 

SATURDAY, JULY 28
 



--“COPS: COAST TO COAST”—“(8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) CC

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

OFFICERS TAKE DOWN DOPER
AND A JAW-DROPPING DOMESTIC
ON “COPS: COAST TO COAST”
SATURDAY, JULY 28, ON FOX
 


When Officers Larry Mercurio and Robert Shaw of the Pittsburgh, PA, Bureau of Police pull over a speeding vehicle, the suspect’s dilated pupils and strange demeanor are not the only incriminating evidence found. Also featured are Deputies James Ennis and Tobias Smith of the Hillsborough, FL, County Sheriff’s Office who investigate a domestic violence call, but the scuffle is not as shocking as the bizarre love triangle that triggered it on an all-new COPS: COAST TO COAST airing Saturday, July 28 (8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (CP-1936) (TV-PG)




--“COPS: COAST TO COAST”—(8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.


 

OFFICERS TRACK INTERNET PREDATORS
AND BEER-BLITZING BOYS
ON “COPS: COAST TO COAST”
SATURDAY, JULY 28, ON FOX
 


Officers of the Palm Springs, CA, Police Department detain a male suspect who has arranged to meet a 13-year-old girl at a park. Upon arrival at the park, he becomes spooked and attempts to flee. The suspect reveals his intentions later at the station. Also featured is Officer David Couture of the Lowell, MA, Police Department, responding to a disturbance call where a van full of male suspects are throwing beer bottles on COPS: COAST TO COAST airing Saturday, July 28 (8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (CP-1928) (TV-PG D, L)




 
--“AMERICA’S MOST WANTED: AMERICA FIGHTS BACK”—(9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC

 

“AMERICA’S MOST WANTED: AMERICA FIGHTS BACK”
CONTINUES ITS PURSUIT OF JUSTICE
SATURDAY, JULY 28, ON FOX
 


AMERICA’S MOST WANTED: AMERICA FIGHTS BACK takes on the nation's hottest crime issues. This crime-fighting program focuses on capturing fugitives, protecting victims and empowering citizens within the criminal justice system. The series also takes an in-depth look at laws that harm victims, champions the cause of lawmakers fighting to protect victims' rights and presents news of recent captures, convictions and missing children cases. AMERICA’S MOST WANTED: AMERICA FIGHTS BACK airs Saturday, July 28 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (MW-2038) (TV-PG V)

Host: John Walsh




--“MADtv”—(11:00 PM-Midnight ET/PT) CC

 

WORLD WRESTLER “EDGE” GUEST-STARS
ON “MADtv” SATURDAY, JULY 28, ON FOX
 


The Edge, a WWE RAW Superstar, tosses up some late-night laughs as he guest-stars on MADtv airing Saturday, July 28 (11:00 PM-Midnight ET/PT) on FOX.  (MD-1217) (TV-14 D, L, V)
               
Cast: Ike Barinholtz, Frank Caeti, Frank Caliendo, Crista Flanagan, Daniele Gaither, Keegan-Michael Key, Bobby Lee, Michael McDonald, Arden Myrin, Nicole Parker, Jordan Peele, Nicole Randall Johnson and Stephnie Weir.

Guest Cast: The Edge
   



--“TALKSHOW WITH SPIKE FERESTEN”—(Midnight-12:30 AM ET/PT) CC

 

COMIC TOM GREEN ADDS TO THE LATE-NIGHT LAUGHS
ON “TALKSHOW WITH SPIKE FERESTEN”
SATURDAY, JULY 28, ON FOX
 


Emmy-nominated writer Spike Feresten (“Seinfeld,” “The Late Show with David Letterman”) welcomes the talented Tom Green as his guest on tonight’s TALKSHOW WITH SPIKE FERESTEN Saturday, July 28 (Midnight-12:30 AM ET/PT) on FOX.  (SPK-103) (TV-14 D, L)

Host: Spike Feresten




 

SUNDAY, JULY 29
 



--“’TIL DEATH”—(7:00-7:30 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

 

EDDIE TRIES TO MAKE IT ON HIS OWN
ON “‘TIL DEATH”
SUNDAY, JULY 29, ON FOX
 


When Joy and Allison (guest star Krysten Ritter) meet for Spring Break in Florida, Eddie is thrilled to have the house to himself where he can eat, sleep, wear whatever he wants and hang out with Cofeld (guest star Anthony Anderson). But when the week doesn’t go exactly as planned, Eddie realizes how much he misses Joy. Meanwhile, Joy and Allison aren’t missing Eddie too much as they work-it on the beach in the “That’s Ridiculous” episode of ‘TIL DEATH Sunday, July 29 (7:00-7:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (TIL-118) (TV-PG D, L, S)

Cast: Brad Garrett; Joely Fisher; Kat Foster; and Eddie Kaye Thomas

Guest Cast: Krysten Ritter as Allison; Anthony Anderson as Cofeld; Brian Patrick Wade as Jack.

THE WAR AT HOME is no longer scheduled.]


--“KING OF THE HILL”—(7:30-8:00 PM ET/PT) CC

 

NANCY JOINS HER MOTHER’S HAIR CLUB
ON “KING OF THE HILL”
SUNDAY, JULY 29, ON FOX

Rue McClanahan Makes a Special Guest Voice Appearance
 


When home life and unresolved feelings for Redcorn turn into stress for Nancy, her hair begins to fall out rapidly. Determined to stop the hair loss, Nancy consults a doctor who prescribes several different pills. However, when drugs don’t work, she pays a visit to her socialite mother, Bunny (Rue McClanahan), and learns a shocking secret about hereditary hair loss in the “Hair Today, Gone Tomorrow” episode of KING OF THE HILL Sunday, July 29 (7:30-8:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (KH-1110) (TV-PG D, L)

Voice Cast: Mike Judge as Hank Hill & Boomhauer; Kathy Najimy as Peggy Hill; Pamela S. Adlon as Bobby Hill; Brittany Murphy as Luanne & Captain Bear’s Wench; Johnny Hardwick as Dale; Stephen Root as Bill & Bouncer; Toby Huss as Captain Bear & Kahn; Ashley Gardner as Nancy & Candi and Lauren Tom as Minh; Jonathan Joss as Redcorn; and Breckin Meyer as Joseph.

Guest Voice Cast: Rue McClanahan as Bunny; Wyatt Cenac as Cameraman & Dr. Stephens; Phil Hendrie as Dr. Schiff & Tom Chick; James Sie as Phonsawan.




--“THE SIMPSONS”—(8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) CC

 

SANTA’S LITTLE HELPER BECOMES A POLICE DOG
ON “THE SIMPSONS”
SUNDAY, JULY 29, ON FOX

Stephen Hawking Makes Guest Voice Appearance
 


Homer is upset when he realizes that Marge brought him and the family to a boring Harvest Fest instead of his much-anticipated day of debauchery at October Fest. Attempting to leave, Homer accidentally drags the family into a puzzling cornfield maze. When the whole family manages to escape except for Homer, they send out Santa’s Little Helper, who sniffs out Homer and rescues him. Santa’s Little Helper becomes a local hero and the Simpsons decide to enroll him in Police Dog Academy, where he’s teamed with a grizzled veteran cop named Lou and they become a crime-busting duo.  Bart’s excitement quickly dissipates when a jaded Santa’s Little Helper bites him, and the Simpsons send the dog away to live with Chief Wiggum. To appease Bart’s depression after the loss of his dog, Marge agrees to buy him a huge pet snake. But when the snake causes a life-threatening situation at Bart and Lisa’s school, Santa’s Little Helper gets a chance to redeem himself in the “Stop or My Dog Will Shoot” episode of THE SIMPSONS Sunday, July 29 (8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (SI-1812) (TV-PG V)

Voice Cast: Voice Cast: Dan Castellaneta as Homer Simpson, Winning Farmer, Groundskeeper Willie, Santa’s Little Helper, French Protestor #1, Duck, and Burns’ Lawyer; Julie Kavner as Marge Simpson; Nancy Cartwright as Bart Simpson, Kearney, Nelson, and Ralph; Yeardley Smith as Lisa Simpson; Harry Shearer as Wagon Wheel Demonstrator, Devil, Horse Owner, Judge Snyder, Mr. Largo, and Eddie; Hank Azaria as Grim Farmer, Maze Operator, Chief Wiggum, Lou, Falcon Owner, French Protestor #2, Dealer/Juice Backney; Tress MacNeille as Dispatch Operator, French Poodle, Dolph, Skanky Girl #1; Pamela Hayden as Jimbo, Skanky Girl #2, and Martin; and Marcia Wallace as Mrs. Krabappel.

Guest Voice Cast: Stephen Hawking as himself


 
--**TIME PERIOD PREMIERE**--“AMERICAN DAD”—(8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

STAN IS LEFT LYING IN THE GUTTER
ON “AMERICAN DAD”
SUNDAY, JULY 29, ON FOX
 


Stan, the CIA’s best interrogator, loses his confidence and his job when a car salesman gets the best of him in a negotiation. To get even, Stan comes up with an elaborate scam that temporarily costs his family their integrity. Meanwhile, Roger and Steve set up a makeshift drive-in to try to get to first base with popular schoolgirls on the “Failure is Not a Factory-Installed Option” episode of AMERICAN DAD Sunday, July 29 (8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (DAD-207) (TV-14 L)

Voice Cast: Seth MacFarlane as Stan Smith, Roger the Alien and Franz; Wendy Schaal as Francine Smith; Rachael MacFarlane as Hayley; Scott Grimes as Steve; and Dee Bradley Baker as Klaus and Boxleitner.

Guest Voice Cast: Patrick Stewart as Bullock; Curtis Armstrong as Snot; Eddie Kaye Thomas as Barry; Scott Lowell as Felix; John DiMaggio as priest and repo guy; Paget Brewster as Judy; Christine Baranski as homeless women; Elias Koteas as Jim; Beau Bridges as Lieutenant Thacker; Swoosie Kurtz as Marilyn.

 KING OF THE HILL (KH-110) airs at 7:30 PM tonight.]


--“FAMILY GUY”—(9:00-9:30 PM ET/PT) CC

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

MEG FALLS FOR BRIAN
ON “FAMILY GUY”
SUNDAY, JULY 29, ON FOX

Drew Barrymore Guest-Stars
 

           
When Meg can’t find a date to her junior prom, Brian gets suckered into going with her, even though he is dating Jillian (Drew Barrymore).  When Brian arrives at the dance he gets drunk to ease his pain, but after he makes out with Meg he really hurts. The next morning Meg starts to think of Brian as her boyfriend and becomes obsessed with spending every waking moment with him. Meanwhile, Peter, Cleveland and Quagmire join the police force and have to come to Brian’s aid in the “Barely Legal” episode of FAMILY GUY Sunday, July 29 (9:00-9:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (FG-503) (TV-14 D, L)

Voice Cast: Seth MacFarlane as Peter Griffin, Stewie Griffin, Brian Griffin, and Quagmire; Alex Borstein as Lois Griffin; Seth Green as Chris Griffin; Mila Kunis as Meg Griffin; Mike Henry as Cleveland.

Guest Voice Cast: Drew Barrymore as Jillian; Patrick Warburton as Joe; Lisa Wilhoit as Connie and Beth; Garrett Morris as himself.




--“FAMILY GUY”—(9:30-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.


 

EVERYTHING’S BIGGER IN TEXAS, EVEN PETER GRIFFIN
ON “FAMILY GUY”
SUNDAY, JULY 29, ON FOX
 


The family heads to church when Lois lands a gig as the organist, but after Stewie gets sick the congregation is convinced he’s possessed by the devil. So, the family goes on the run and ends up in Texas. Peter fits right in with the cowboys, Stewie enters the “Little Miss Texas” pageant and Chris and Meg sneak into George W. Bush’s house in the “Boys Do Cry” episode of FAMILY GUY Sunday, July 29 (9:30-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (FG-510) (TV-14 D)

Voice Cast: Seth MacFarlane as Peter Griffin, Stewie Griffin, Brian Griffin, and Quagmire; Alex Borstein as Lois Griffin; Seth Green as Chris Griffin; Mila Kunis as Meg Griffin; Mike Henry as Cleveland.

Guest Voice Cast: Kirker Butler as George W. Bush, Adam West as Mayor West, Drew Barrymore as Jillian and Gilbert Gottfried as the horse. 

The time period premiere of AMERICAN DAD has been rescheduled to 8:30 PM tonight.]




 

- FOX -

 

 
 
 
SUNDAY, JULY 15
 



**FOX MOVIE SPECIAL**—“THE LOST WORLD: JURASSIC PARK 2”—(7:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC

 

REVISIT “THE LOST WORLD: JURASSIC PARK 2”
SUNDAY, JULY 15, ON FOX
 


A second island of John Hammond's (Sir Richard Attenborough) Jurassic Park experiment is revealed when Ian Malcolm (Jeff Goldblum) follows his girlfriend (Julianne Moore) to research the dinosaurs' behavior in their so-called "natural" environment. When a devious capitalist Peter Ludlow (Arliss Howard) is determined to export dinosaurs to a new park in San Diego, financing a hunt-and-capture expedition that results in another series of fatal disasters, the adventure becomes a fight for survival in THE LOST WORLD: JURASSIC PARK 2 Sunday, July 15 (7:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (FM-9907) (TV-PG L, V)

Cast: Jeff Goldblum as Ian Malcolm; Julianne Moore as Dr. Sarah Harding; Pete Postlethwaite as Roland Tembo; Vince Vaughn as Nick Van Owen; Sir Richard Attenborough as John Hammond and Arliss Howard as Peter Ludlow.



 THE WAR AT HOME, THE SIMPSONS, KING OF THE HILL, FAMILY GUY and AMERICAN DAD are preempted this night.]
The previously announced time period premiere for ‘TIL DEATH has been moved to July 22, and the time period premieres for KING OF THE HILL and AMERICAN DAD have been moved to July 29.]



 

MONDAY, JULY 16
 



The previously announced FAMILY GUY episodes at 8:00 and 8:30 PM will not air this night.]

--“HELL’S KITCHEN”—(Encore)—7 Chefs Compete (Again)—(8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

WITH LOBSTER ON THE MENU,
THE CONTESTANTS’ CLAWS COME OUT
ON “HELL’S KITCHEN”
MONDAY, JULY16, ON FOX

Winner to Become Head Chef at Fine-Dining Restaurant at
Green Valley Ranch Resort, Spa and Casino in Las Vegas
 


After barely surviving dinner service the previous night, the remaining seven contestants are faced with their next challenge: lobster. Chef Ramsay has given Melissa a new lease on life as a member of the blue team, but the boys may not consider her a welcome addition. Chef Ramsay challenges each team to prepare three appetizing and creative lobster dishes in one hour, noting that they will have to do the dirty work of picking the lobsters from their tanks and killing them. While some contestants jump at the chance, others are wary of killing their crustacean friends. In a very close decision, Chef Ramsay chooses the winning team to accompany him on a glamorous reward, while the losing team is stuck back at HELL’S KITCHEN with a decidedly less-than-glamorous task. That night at dinner service, the teams go head-to-head to prepare the winning lobster recipes for the customers. When one team has its worst dinner service of the competition thus far, an exasperated Chef Ramsay forces them to decide as a team who will go to the chopping block as “7 Chefs Compete (Again)” on HELL’S KITCHEN encoring Monday, July 16 (8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (HK-306) (TV-14 L)

Cast: Head Chef Gordon Ramsay, sous chef Scott Leibfried, sous chef MaryAnn Salcedo and maitre d’ Jean-Philippe Susilovic.



--“HELL’S KITCHEN”—6 Chefs Compete—(9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC

PA:  Viewer discretion is advised.

 

THE CONTESTANTS TRY TO TURN LEFTOVERS INTO MASTERPIECES,
AND EACH TEAM DESIGNS ITS OWN DINNER MENU
ON “HELL’S KITCHEN” MONDAY, JULY 16, ON FOX

Winner to Become Head Chef at Fine-Dining Restaurant at
Green Valley Ranch Resort, Spa and Casino in Las Vegas
 


After a decisive dinner service and a swift elimination the night before, the remaining six contestants prepare for their next challenge. Chef Ramsay informs them they must turn trays full of leftovers into delectable meals in just 30 minutes, a challenge he always gives his chefs to test their resourcefulness and creativity. It’s a mad dash as each team sifts through the leftover ingredients in order to come up with one appetizer and two entrees tasty enough to impress Chef Ramsay. While one team fails to “wow” him, the winning team is elated at the challenge reward when they are given the ultimate chance for revenge on Chef Ramsay. At dinner service that evening, the competition gets serious as each team designs and executes its own original menu. When the HELL’S KITCHEN diners seem to be ordering mainly from one team’s menu, lack of teamwork and poor communication may signal the end of one contestant’s dream as “6 Chefs Compete” on HELL’S KITCHEN Monday, July 16 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (HK-307) (TV-14 L)

Cast: Head Chef Gordon Ramsay, sous chef Scott Leibfried, sous chef MaryAnn Salcedo and maitre d’ Jean-Philippe Susilovic.




 

TUESDAY, JULY 17
 



--“ON THE LOT”—10 Cut to 9 & 9 Directors Compete—(8:00-9:00 PM ET live/PT tape-delayed) CC

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

LIGHTS! CAMERA! ACTION!

ONE MORE DIRECTOR IS SERVED HIS OR HER “FINAL CUT”
AND THE NINE REMAINING DIRECTOR FINALISTS COMPETE
AS THE CAMERAS CONTINUE TO ROLL
“ON THE LOT” TUESDAY, JULY 17, ON FOX

Series Executive-Produced by Mark Burnett and Steven Spielberg
 


One director is eliminated from the competition and the remaining directors present their new films in the action genre in the “10 Cut to 8 & 8 Directors Compete” episode of ON THE LOT Tuesday, July 17 (8:00-9:00 PM ET live/PT tape-delayed) on FOX.  (OTL-110) (TV-PG)

Host: Adrianna Costa




 
--“HOUSE”—(9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

WHILE ON COMPULSORY CLINIC DUTY, HOUSE ENCOUNTERS
A RAPE VICTIM WHO CHALLENGES HIM
TO UNRAVEL A VERY DIFFERENT KIND OF MEDICAL PUZZLE
ON “HOUSE” TUESDAY, JULY 17, ON FOX
 


House has beaten the drug charges and is back at the hospital after a short stint in rehab. Cuddy comes to collect on House’s debt for perjuring herself on the stand and keeping him out of jail. She forces House to pay off the debt in clinic hours, requiring him to carry out a series of less-than-desirable patient exams in the clinic. Tired of House’s incessant whining about his disdain for the patients, Cuddy turns his clinic duty into a game, with the stakes raised to a level that speaks to House – money. At the clinic, House encounters patient Eve, who has tested positive for an STD and admits she’s very recently been raped. Knowing he can’t do anything more for Eve medically, House refers her to a psychiatrist, but she refuses to talk to the doctor and will only be treated by House. He repeatedly tries to dismiss himself from her case, but finds himself forced to unravel a very different puzzle than the sort he’s used to – and compelled to come to terms with events in his own life in order to help Eve make sense of her own. Meanwhile, at the clinic Cameron encounters a homeless man with terminal cancer who, in spite of her pleas to let her ease his suffering, admits to her his basis for refusing pain medication during his final hours in the “One Day, One Room” episode of HOUSE airing Tuesday, July 17 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (HOU-313) (TV-14 L)

Cast: Hugh Laurie as Dr. Gregory House; Lisa Edelstein as Dr. Lisa Cuddy; Omar Epps as Dr. Eric Foreman; Robert Sean Leonard as Dr. James Wilson; Jennifer Morrison as Dr. Allison Cameron; Jesse Spencer as Dr. Robert Chase.

Guest Cast: Katheryn Winnick as Eve; Geoffrey Lewis as Older Man; Drew Matthews as Kid; Sean Christopher Davis as Father; George Williams as Doctor; Michelle Gardner as Dr. Stone; Todd Sandler as Ear Patient; Roger Ainslie as Nose Patient; Ray Chavez as Sick Patient; Nick Slatkin as Hiccuping Patient; Joel David Moore as College Student; Marco Pelaez as Pharmacist; Randy Evans as Patient #1; Bryna Weiss as Patient #3; Michael Rivkin as Patient #4; Jason Galloway as Patient #5; Hope Shapiro as Patient #6; Kristen Glass as Beautiful Woman; Bobbin Bergstrom as Nurse.




 
 

WEDNESDAY, JULY 18
 



**90-MINUTE EPISODE**—“SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE”—Top 12 Perform—(8:00-9:30 PM ET/PT) CC

 

THE COMPETITION INTENSIFIES ON
“SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE”
WEDNESDAY, JULY 18, ON FOX
 


The remaining 12 contestants perform in couples for the judges and America, flaunting their moves in the quest to be named the country’s favorite dancer. It’s a sizzling night of competition when the “Top 12 Perform” on this exciting 90-minute episode of SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE Wednesday, July 18 (8:00-9:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (DAN-314) (TV-PG)

Host: Cat Deeley




--“DON’T FORGET THE LYRICS!”—(9:30-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC

 

WILL CONTESTANTS “STAY & PLAY” … OR “TAKE THE MONEY AND RUN”?
“DON’T FORGET THE LYRICS!” WEDNESDAY, JULY 18, ON FOX
 


We all think we know the words to popular songs, but when there’s a million dollars at stake, will contestants be able to keep singing when the music stops? Or will they be at a loss for words? On this exciting new game show, contestants choose songs from different genres, decades and musical artists. Then they take center stage to sing alongside the studio band as the lyrics are projected on screen – but suddenly the music stops and the words disappear. Will the contestants belt out the correct missing lyric, or freeze under pressure? Wayne Brady hosts DON’T FORGET THE LYRICS! Wednesday, July 18 (9:30-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (LYR-102A) (TV-PG)

Host: Wayne Brady




 
 

THURSDAY, JULY 19
 



--“ARE YOU SMARTER THAN A 5th GRADER?”—(8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) CC

 

CUSTOMER SERVICE MANAGER IS TESTED
ON “ARE YOU SMARTER THAN A 5th GRADER?”
THURSDAY, JULY 19, ON FOX
 


A 36-year-old customer service manager from Oceanside, CA, aims to please his family by scoring some cash on this atypical quiz show, which tests adults’ lack of knowledge – as revealed by how much they’ve forgotten since elementary school. Contestants find themselves in a classroom setting, revisiting their youth, as they tackle subjects they’ve already been taught, ranging from art to geography and math to social studies. However, the players are not alone; they have the opportunity to “peek,” “copy” or be “saved” by real fifth-grade classmates Jacob, Alana, Spencer, Marki and Kyle as they try to determine the correct a-n-s-w-e-r and claim the top prize of $1 million on ARE YOU SMARTER THAN A 5TH GRADER? Thursday, July 19 (8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (AYS-119B) (TV-PG)

Host: Jeff Foxworthy




--“DON’T FORGET THE LYRICS!”—(8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC

 

CONTESTANTS SING THEIR HEARTS OUT
ON “DON’T FORGET THE LYRICS!”
THURSDAY, JULY 19, ON FOX
 


We all think we know the words to popular songs, but when there’s a million dollars at stake, will contestants be able to keep singing when the music stops? Or will they be at a loss for words? On this exciting new game show, contestants choose songs from different genres, decades and musical artists. Then they take center stage to sing alongside the studio band as the lyrics are projected on screen – but suddenly the music stops and the words disappear. Will the contestants belt out the correct missing lyric, or freeze under pressure? Wayne Brady hosts DON’T FORGET THE LYRICS! Thursday, July 19 (8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (LYR-102B) (TV-PG)

Host: Wayne Brady




 
--“SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE” RESULTS SHOW—2 of 12 Voted Off—(9:00-10:00 PM ET live/PT tape-delayed) CC

 

THE COMPETITION ENDS FOR TWO TONIGHT
ON THE “SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE” RESULTS SHOW
LIVE, THURSDAY, JULY 19, ON FOX
 


Last night the Top 12 contestants showed off their best moves in hopes of winning the judges’ praise and the viewers’ votes. Tonight, the quest to be named America’s No. 1 dancer comes to an end for one boy and one girl. The voting outcome is revealed live on the SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE Results Show Thursday, July 19 (9:00-10:00 PM ET live/PT tape-delayed) on FOX.  (DAN-314A) (TV-PG)

Host: Cat Deeley




 

FRIDAY, JULY 20

 



--“BONES”—(8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

BRENNAN AND BOOTH UNRAVEL A CENTURIES-OLD LEGEND
TO SOLVE THE MURDER OF A YOUNG FILM STUDENT
ON “BONES” FRIDAY, JULY 20, ON FOX
 


When the headless body of a young man, along with a video camera full of documentary footage, is discovered in the D.C.-area woods, Brennan and Booth are called in to identify the year-old remains and determine if a murder was committed. The body is proven to be that of University of Virginia film student Graham Hastings, who had disappeared a year before while making a documentary about the local legend of a woman thought to be a witch who beheaded anyone who dared to look for her. In a mysteriously parallel set of circumstances, Brennan and the team find that Graham was beheaded by an axe. After examining the dark, chaotic and choppy footage from Graham’s camera, Brennan and Booth learn that two other people – Graham’s girlfriend Lori and fellow classmate Brian – were in the woods with Graham on the night of his disappearance. DNA on the axe used to murder Graham leads a shocking revelation of the killer’s identity. Meanwhile, Brennan befriends Graham’s brother, Will, when she finds out that he, too, was an orphan, but the friendship quickly dissolves when the truth behind his brother’s murder is uncovered in “The Headless Witch in the Woods” episode of BONES airing Friday, July 20 (8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (BON-210) (TV-14 L, V)

Cast: Emily Deschanel as Dr. Temperance Brennan; David Boreanaz as FBI Special Agent Seeley Booth; TJ Thyne as Dr. Jack Hodgins; Michaela Conlin as Angela Montenegro; Eric Millegan as Zack Addy; Tamara Taylor as Dr. Camille “Cam” Saroyan

Guest Cast: Kristoffer Polaha as Will Hastings; Jake Richardson as Brian Andrews; Michael Trevino as Graham Hastings; Amanda Fuller as Lori Mueller; Terrell Clayton as Doug Edison; Joshua Leonard as Nate Gibbons; Angel Oquendo as Nurse; Kip Garwood as Young Man.

The previously announced episode of STANDOFF at 8:00 PM, SOF-117, has been rescheduled to July 13.]


**SERIES FINALE**—“STANDOFF”—(9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

MATT AND EMILY RECONSIDER THEIR RELATIONSHIP
WHILE SOLVING A CASE INVOLVING DUELING SPOUSES
ON “STANDOFF” FRIDAY, JULY 20, ON FOX
 


Matt and Emily hurry to resolve a hostage situation in which a recently fired corporate executive holds 16 hostages in the company’s boardroom. The team stages an argument while engaged in negotiations with Finch to cover for a breach operation, ending the case without casualties. Inspired by the excitement of that case, Emily and Matt share a brief passionate moment, but afterward decide to remain just friends and request a reassignment of duties. Matt takes the lead in the next case, in which a self-made millionaire producer and his wife are accusing one another of infidelity and have each taken a hostage. Cheryl calls in Emily as the domestic barricade situation in Woodland Hills, CA, begins to boil. The spouses continue to battle over their business and marriage, but Matt and Emily ultimately help the couple reconcile. Meanwhile, Matt and Emily begin to see the parallels between their own relationship and the one involved in the case, leaving them questioning their separation in the “Severance” episode of STANDOFF airing Friday, July 20 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (SOF-118) (TV-14 D, L, S, V)

Cast: Ron Livingston as Matt Flannery, Rosemarie Dewitt as Emily Lehman, Gina Torres as Cheryl Carrera, Michael Cuditz as Frank Perry, Raquel Alessi as Lia Mathers.





 
 

SATURDAY, JULY 21
 



--“COPS: FAMILY TIES SPECIAL EDITION”—(8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) CC

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

CHASE LEADS SUSPECTS TO AN ARRESTING CONCLUSION
ON “COPS: FAMILY TIES SPECIAL EDITION”
SATURDAY, JULY 21, ON FOX
 


After chasing a suspicious speeding vehicle to the driver’s home, Officer Bill Wagner of the Wichita, KS, Police Department questions a trio of suspects and discovers evidence that is cause for all three suspects to be placed under arrest. Also featured is Officer Brian Kinney of the Lowell, MA, Police Department, who detains a man driving a motorcycle without a license on the all-new COPS: FAMILY TIES SPECIAL EDITION airing Saturday, July 21 (8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (CP-1914) (TV-PG V)




--“COPS: COAST TO COAST”—(8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

OFFICERS COME TO THE AID OF A BADLY BEATEN MAN
ON “COPS: COAST TO COAST”
SATURDAY, JULY 21, ON FOX
 


When Officer Brian Jones of the Boise, ID, Police Department responds to a battery call at a local park, he finds an unconscious suspect who has been badly beaten. The victim is taken to a local hospital and a suspect with a bloody shirt and a swollen hand is arrested. Also featured is Officer Drew Parrish of the Las Vegas, NV, Police Department, who joins fellow officers in a domestic violence call on “COPS: COAST TO COAST” airing Saturday, July 21 (8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (CP-1927) (TV-14 D, L, V)




--“AMERICA’S MOST WANTED: AMERICA FIGHTS BACK”—(9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC

 

“AMERICA’S MOST WANTED: AMERICA FIGHTS BACK”
CONTINUES ITS PURSUIT OF JUSTICE
SATURDAY, JULY 21, ON FOX
 


AMERICA’S MOST WANTED: AMERICA FIGHTS BACK takes on the nation's hottest crime issues. This crime-fighting program focuses on capturing fugitives, protecting victims and empowering citizens within the criminal justice system. The series also takes an in-depth look at laws that harm victims, champions the cause of lawmakers fighting to protect victims' rights and presents news of recent captures, convictions and missing children cases. AMERICA’S MOST WANTED: AMERICA FIGHTS BACK airs Saturday, July 21 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (MW-2037) (TV-PG V)

Host: John Walsh




--“MADtv”—(11:00 PM-MIDNIGHT ET/PT) CC

 

FRED WILLARD JOINS THE MADNESS
ON “MADtv”
SATURDAY, JULY 21, ON FOX
 


Guest star Fred Williard hosts a church “roast” to raise money for new carpet, and the gang hosts a musical tribute to the graduating class of 2007. Along with a “Celebrity Pets with Kim Jong-Gae” sketch, viewers are treated to the ultimate cliffhanger on MADtv airing Saturday, July 21 (11:00 PM-Midnight ET/PT) on FOX.  (MD-1222) (TV-14 D)
               
Cast: Ike Barinholtz, Frank Caeti, Frank Caliendo, Crista Flanagan, Daniele Gaither, Keegan-Michael Key, Bobby Lee, Michael McDonald, Arden Myrin, Nicole Parker, Jordan Peele, Nicole Randall Johnson and Stephnie Weir.

Guest Cast: Fred Willard
   



--“TALKSHOW WITH SPIKE FERESTEN”—(Midnight-12:30 AM ET/PT) CC

 

COMEDIAN FRED WILLARD CRACKS UP ON
“TALKSHOW WITH SPIKE FERESTEN”
SATURDAY, JULY 21, ON FOX
 


Actor/comedian Fred Willard adds to the fun and laughs in this fast-paced half-hour that combines elements of a talk show with irreverent comedy sketches – both inside the studio and out in the field – and goes where other talk shows have gone before, only faster. Stay up late for TALKSHOW WITH SPIKE FERESTEN Saturday, July 21 (Midnight-12:30 AM ET/PT) on FOX.  (SPK-113) (TV-14 D, V)

Host: Spike Feresten



 

 
SUNDAY, JULY 22

 

**TIME PERIOD PREMIERE**—“’TIL DEATH”—(7:00-7:30 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

 

STEPH TAKES A DREAM GETAWAY
ON “'TIL DEATH”
SUNDAY, JULY 22, ON FOX
 


Steph and Jeff convince Eddie and Joy to join them for a getaway in the mountains, but when Steph tells Jeff she had an erotic dream about Eddie, their vacation is anything but relaxing for the Woodcocks. And when Eddie hears the news, he becomes the Dream Weaver in the “Dream Getaway” episode of ‘TIL DEATH Sunday, July 22 (7:00-7:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (TIL-109) (TV-PG D, L)

Cast: Brad Garrett; Joely Fisher; Kat Foster; and Eddie Kaye Thomas

 THE WAR AT HOME is no longer scheduled.]


--“KING OF THE HILL”—(7:30-8:00 PM ET/PT) CC

 

ARLEN GOES TO WAR ON SNAKES
ON “KING OF THE HILL”
SUNDAY, JULY 22, ON FOX
 


When Bobby’s pet snake slithers down the toilet, Hank turns to Animal Control for help. Unfortunately, the Animal Control team takes advantage of the situation and creates a snake-in-the-city frenzy, putting Arlen in a state of panic. With the control team hissing, it’s up to Dale to eliminate Arlen’s reptile problem and help Animal Control rediscover their love for their job on the ”SerPUNT” episode of KING OF THE HILL Sunday, July 22 (7:30-8:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (KH-1101) (TV-PG D, L)

Voice Cast: Mike Judge as Hank Hill & Boomhauer; Kathy Najimy as Peggy Hill; Pamela S. Adlon as Bobby Hill, Donna, Newscaster & Waitress; Brittany Murphy as Luanne; Johnny Hardwick as Dale; Stephen Root as Bill, Commissioner #1 & Strickland; David Herman as Announcer & Miguel Hernandez; Toby Huss as Kahn & Joe Jack; and Ashley Gardner as Nancy.

Guest Voice Cast: Tom Petty as Lucky; John Goodman as Tommy; Jason Konopisos as Commissioner #2; Scott Klace as Commissioner #3; and Randall Reeder as Rollo.





 
--“THE SIMPSONS”—(8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) CC

 

LISA EXPLORES HER HERITAGE
ON “THE SIMPSONS”
SUNDAY, JULY 22, ON FOX

Natalie Portman Makes a Guest Voice Appearance

Episode Begins Tonight’s Two-Hour SIMPSONS Mini-Marathon!
 


When Lisa struggles to find excitement and intrigue in her family heritage for a school presentation, she decides to take creative license in crafting her heritage as a Native American, since it’s only for a school project. What begins as an innocent embellishment quickly turns into a web of lies when Lisa is chosen to represent the school, and “her people,” at City Hall, and then as a keynote speaker for the National Native American Tribal Council. As a reward for his heroic act, Bart is granted a driver’s license, and in an attempt to escape endless family errands and chauffeuring, he flees to a faraway town where he is romanced by Darcy (Natalie Portman), an older teenage girl whose expectations may prove to be too much for Bart in the “Little Big Girl” episode of THE SIMPSONS Sunday, July 22 (8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (SI-1804) (TV-PG D, S)

Voice Cast: Dan Castellaneta as Homer Simpson, Grampa, and Groundskeeper Willie, Julie Kavner as Marge Simpson and Patty; Nancy Cartwright as Bart Simpson; Yeardley Smith as Lisa Simpson; Harry Shearer as Principal Skinner and Ned Flanders; Pamela Hayden as Milhouse; Hank Azaria as Cletus, Moe, and Warrior.

Guest Voice Cast: Natalie Portman as Darcy



--“THE SIMPSONS”—(8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC

 

HOMER GETS A JOB IN HIS SLEEP
ON “THE SIMPSONS”
SUNDAY, JULY 22, ON FOX

Second Episode of Tonight’s Two-Hour SIMPSONS Mini-Marathon!
 


Maggie goes on a path of destruction in the Simpsons’ home after Marge follows advice in a parenting magazine and throws away her pacifier. Marge finally gives in and sends Homer to get Maggie a new pacifier, but when he can’t find the right brand, Maggie comes up with her own substitute – an especially squeaky dog toy. Homer can’t sleep through the toy’s incessant squeaking and is driven to take sleeping pills, which turn him into a sleepwalker with a penchant for mischief. When one of Homer’s sleepwalking schemes leaves the entire Springfield Fire Department debilitated in the hospital, Homer and some of his fellow Springfieldians become volunteer firefighters. They extinguish several fires and are rewarded with gifts, but when the gifts stop coming, they seek other forms of compensation for their heroic acts in the “Crook and Ladder” episode of THE SIMPSONS Sunday, July 22 (8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (SI-1813) (TV-PG V) 

Voice Cast: Dan Castellaneta as Homer Simpson, Grampa, Santa’s Little Helper, Snowball II, Barney, Mayor Quimby, ‘70s Elvis; Julie Kavner as Marge Simpson; Nancy Cartwright as Bart Simpson, Maggie, and Rod Flanders; Yeardley Smith as Lisa Simpson; Tress Macneille as Sheep #1, Attractive Sales Rep #1, and Manjula; Harry Shearer as Dr. Hibbert, Ned Flanders, Kent Brockman, Principal Skinner, Rainier Wolfcastle, Mr. Burns, Smithers, and Otto; Pamela Hayden as Attractive Saleswoman #2 and Todd Flanders; Hank Azaria as Sheep #2, Announcer, Security Guard, Apu, Moe, Carl, Luigi, Mr. Costington, Chief Wiggum, Lou, Cat, and Homeless Man.
Contact: Jill Hudson  310-369-2953

 KING OF THE HILL is preempted this night.]


--“THE SIMPSONS”—(9:00-9:30 PM ET/PT) CC

 

THE SIMPSONS GET A BLAST FROM THE PAST
ON “THE SIMPSONS”
SUNDAY, JULY 22, ON FOX

Eric Idle Makes Guest Voice Appearance

Third Episode of Tonight’s Two-Hour SIMPSONS Mini-Marathon!
 


An eccentric documentary filmmaker Declan Desmond (guest voice Eric Idle) offers an inside look at his work chronicling the growth and development of some of Springfield’s “finest” for his documentary, “Growing up Springfield.” We see Marge put her photojournalism dreams on hold in order to support Homer as he tries out odd jobs in search of success that continually evades him until a strange invention turns it all around for the couple. However, a suspicious Desmond challenges the Simpsons, who have a lot of questions to answer about their overnight success in the “Springfield Up” episode of THE SIMPSONS Sunday, July 22 (9:00-9:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (SI-1807) (TV-PG V)

Voice Cast: Dan Castellaneta as Homer Simpson, Julie Kavner as Marge Simpson; Nancy Cartwright as Bart Simpson; Yeardley Smith as Lisa Simpson; Hank Azaria as Moe, Wiggum, and Frink; Tress Macneille as Eleanor; and Harry Shearer as Mr. Burns and Smithers

Guest Voice Cast: Eric Idle as Declan Desmond.

 FAMILY GUY is preempted this night.]

 
--“THE SIMPSONS”—(9:30-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC

 

LISA SAVES THE HILLBILLY KIDS
ON “THE SIMPSONS”
SUNDAY, JULY 22, ON FOX

James Patterson Guest-Stars

Episode Concludes Tonight’s Two-Hour SIMPSONS Mini-Marathon
 


When the ever-righteous Lisa protests denying education to Cletus’ “hillbilly” kids, Principal Skinner offers her a chance to tutor the kids herself. However, Lisa’s plans to help are diverted when Krusty spots the kids during their field trip and decides to use them as a musical act for his show. Meanwhile, in a scheme to steal his lunch for the day, Bart tries to scare his peers out of the cafeteria by claiming it’s haunted by the ghost of an old school chef who uses students as ingredients in his recipes. When the school erupts with fear and chaos, Bart is punished and sent to receive psychiatric treatment, and he develops a unique relationship with his therapist in the “Yokel Chords” episode of THE SIMPSONS Sunday, July 22 (9:30-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (SI-1809) (TV-PG)

Voice Cast: Dan Castellaneta as Homer Simpson and Groundskeeper Willie, Julie Kavner as Marge Simpson; Nancy Cartwright as Bart Simpson and Nelson, Ralph and Kearney; Yeardley Smith as Lisa Simpson; Tress Macneille as Dr. Swanson; Harry Shearer as Principal Skinner and Pamela Hayden as Milhouse.

Guest Voice Cast: Meg Ryan as Dr. Swanson; Peter Bogdanovich as Psychologist; James Patterson as himself; Andy Dick as himself; Stephen Sondheim as himself.

: AMERICAN DAD is preempted this night.]

 

 

 

 

SUNDAY, JULY 8
 


 The movie THE LOST WORLD: JURASSIC PARK 2 has been rescheduled to July 15.]


--“THE WAR AT HOME”—(7:00-7:30 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

DAVE AND VICKY DECLARE WAR ON THEIR NEIGHBOR
ON “THE WAR AT HOME”
SUNDAY, JULY 8, ON FOX
 


Kenny’s dad, Achmed, pulls up the rose bushes between his home and Dave and Vicky’s, believing the property is his after an assessment. When Dave and Vicky disagree, the two families declare war on each other, putting Larry and Kenny in the middle. Meanwhile, Hillary jokingly tells Dave to choose her next boyfriend since he’s never happy with the boys she picks. Dave meets a boy who reminds him of himself, and against her better judgment, Hillary agrees to go out with him in the “Gaza Strip” episode of THE WAR AT HOME Sunday, July 8 (7:00-7:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (WAR-208) (TV-14 L)

Cast: Michael Rapaport as Dave, Anita Barone as Vicky, Kaylee DeFer as Hillary, Kyle Sullivan as Larry, Dean Collins as Mike and Rami Malek as Kenny.

Guest Cast:  Marcelo Tubert as Achmed, Alex Weed as Jay, Ryan Eggold as Bruce, Zachary San George as Young Larry, Ryan Elmore as Calvin and Joel Brooks as Joel.




--“KING OF THE HILL”—(7:30-8:00 PM ET/PT) CC

 

BILL BULKS UP
ON “KING OF THE HILL”
SUNDAY, JULY 8, ON FOX
 


While trying to get in shape for his physical at work, Bill bulks up and befriends a group of body builders who essentially take him hostage in his home gym. Bill’s aggressive attitude upsets the neighbors and when Bill becomes a meathead just like his trainer, it’s up to the guys to save Bill from the world of weight training in the “Bill, Bulk, and the Body Buddies” episode of KING OF THE HILL airing Sunday, July 8 (7:30-8:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (KH-1111) (TV-PG D, L)

Voice Cast: Mike Judge as Hank Hill, Octavio & Boomhauer; Kathy Najimy as Peggy Hill; Pamela S. Adlon as Bobby Hill; Brittany Murphy as Luanne; Johnny Hardwick as Dale; Stephen Root as Bill, Paramedic and Strickland; Ashley Gardner as Reverend Stroup and Nancy; David Herman as Jimmy Wichard and Johnson; Toby Huss as Cotton, Joe Jack and Kahn; Lauren Tom as Minh and Connie; and Jonathan Joss as Redcorn.

Guest Voice Cast: Henry Gibson as Bob Jenkins; Dennis Burkley as Carl; Breckin Meyer as Joseph; Danny Trejo as Enrique; Dave Thomas as Lane Pratley; Tom Petty as Lucky.



--“THE SIMPSONS”—(8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) CC

 

MARGE GETS HOOKED ON THE INTERNET
AND HOMER REFEREES LISA’S SOCCER GAME
ON “THE SIMPSONS”
SUNDAY, JULY 8, ON FOX
 


Marge becomes a spectacle during a PTA meeting for not having an e-mail address, and she decides to take a chance on using the Internet. Amazed and delighted by all the Internet has to offer, Marge joins a popular role-playing fantasy game called “Earthland Realms.” To Marge’s dismay, the game has her interacting with practically the whole town of Springfield including Bart, who happens to be the game’s most feared and destructive player. Meanwhile, Homer saves Lisa’s soccer game from cancellation after he volunteers to take the place of a referee who recently quit. However, Homer’s refereeing skills only exasperate Lisa, and her competitive streak gets the best of her in the “Marge Gamer” episode of THE SIMPSONS Sunday, July 8 (8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (SI-1810) (TV–PG V)

Voice Cast: Dan Castellaneta as Homer Simpson, Groundskeeper Willie, Grampa, and Krusty; Julie Kavner as Marge Simpson; Nancy Cartwright as Bart Simpson and Ralph Wiggum; Yeardley Smith as Lisa Simpson; Tress Macneille as East Indian Girl; Harry Shearer as Principal Skinner, Rev. Lovejoy, and Ned Flanders; Pamela Hayden as Wench Milhouse; Hank Azaria as Apu, Cletus, Moe, and Carl; Marcia Wallace as Enchantress Krabappel



--“AMERICAN DAD”—(8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

FRANCINE’S ON A QUEST FOR REVENGE
ON “AMERICAN DAD”
SUNDAY, JULY 8, ON FOX
 


When Francine’s birthday brings back haunting memories of a celebrity film moment stolen by George Clooney, Francine’s new dream is to destroy the star.  But when she tries to win Clooney’s heart with the intention of breaking it, Stan actually falls for him and sabotages the plan. Meanwhile back at home, Roger builds a vineyard and starts up a private sweat shop of foster children in the “Tears of a Clooney” episode of AMERICAN DAD Sunday, July 8 (8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (DAD-204) (TV-14 D, L, V)

Voice Cast: Seth MacFarlane as Stan Smith, Roger the Alien and Franz; Wendy Schaal as Francine Smith; Rachael MacFarlane as Hayley; Scott Grimes as Steve; and Dee Bradley Baker as Klaus and Boxleitner.

Guest Voice Cast: Andre Sogliuzzo as George Clooney; Kate Jackson as herself; Paget Brewster as Raina and John DiMaggio as Petkov.




--“FAMILY GUY”—(9:00-9:30 PM ET/PT) CC

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

PETER GETS PHYSICAL
ON “FAMILY GUY”
SUNDAY, JULY 8, ON FOX
 

           
When a bully begins to harass Chris, Peter goes to his defense, but the kid is so annoying that Peter beats him up. This is so satisfying that Peter realizes bullying is fun and begins to bully everyone in the house. Finally, Chris stands up to Peter and beats him senseless. Meanwhile, Stewie goes out without sunscreen and becomes obsessed with getting a tan. After Brian accidentally leaves him in the tanning booth for six hours, Stewie gets sunburned and fears he has cancer. While waiting for the results of his cancer screening, Stewie begins to live his life as if he had only days to live and drives Brian crazy with his demands in “The Tan Aquatic with Steve Zissou” episode of FAMILY GUY Sunday, July 8 (9:00-9:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (FG-506) (TV-14 D, L, S, V)

Voice Cast: Seth MacFarlane as Peter Griffin, Stewie Griffin, Brian Griffin, and Quagmire; Alex Borstein as Lois Griffin; Seth Green as Chris Griffin; Mila Kunis as Meg Griffin; Mike Henry as Cleveland.




 
--“FAMILY GUY”—(9:30-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

CHRIS AND MEG LEARN ABOUT THE BIRDS AND THE BEES
ON “FAMILY GUY”
SUNDAY, JULY 8, ON FOX

Gary Cole and David Cross Guest-Star
 

           
When Lois discovers that Chris has some bad information about sex, she volunteers to teach a sex-ed class at the high school. After Lois upsets the other parents with her honest approach, Principal Shepherd (guest voice Gary Cole) is forced to replace her with Reverend Jerry Kirkwood (guest voice David Cross). Meanwhile, Meg and her new guy take an abstinence pledge, but still manage to find a loophole. And a terrified Stewie sets a series of traps for the Tooth Fairy, hell-bent on destroying him in the “Prick Up Your Ears” episode of FAMILY GUY Sunday, July 8 (9:30-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (FG-501) (TV-14 D, L, S)

Voice Cast: Seth MacFarlane as Peter Griffin, Stewie Griffin, Brian Griffin, and Quagmire; Alex Borstein as Lois Griffin; Seth Green as Chris Griffin; Mila Kunis as Meg Griffin; Mike Henry as Cleveland.



 

MONDAY, JULY 9
 



--“ON THE LOT”—11 Cut to 10 & 10 Directors Compete—(8:00-9:00 PM ET live/PT tape-delayed) CC

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

LIGHTS! CAMERA! ACTION!

ONE MORE DIRECTOR IS SERVED HIS OR HER “FINAL CUT”
AND THE 10 REMAINING DIRECTOR FINALISTS COMPETE
AS THE CAMERAS CONTINUE TO ROLL
“ON THE LOT” MONDAY, JULY 9, ON FOX

Series Executive-Produced by Mark Burnett and Steven Spielberg
 


One director is eliminated from the competition and the remaining directors present their new films in an assigned genre in the “11 Cut to 10 & 10 Directors Compete” episode of ON THE LOT Monday, July 9 (8:00-9:00 PM ET live/PT tape-delayed) on FOX.  (OTL-109) (TV-PG)




--“HELL’S KITCHEN”—7 Chefs Compete (Again)—(9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

WITH LOBSTER ON THE MENU,
THE CONTESTANTS’ CLAWS COME OUT
ON “HELL’S KITCHEN”
MONDAY, JULY 9, ON FOX

Winner to Become Head Chef at Fine-Dining Restaurant at
Green Valley Ranch Resort, Spa and Casino in Las Vegas
 


After barely surviving dinner service the previous night, the remaining seven contestants are faced with their next challenge: lobster. Chef Ramsay has given Melissa a new lease on life as a member of the blue team, but the boys may not consider her a welcome addition. Chef Ramsay challenges each team to prepare three appetizing and creative lobster dishes in one hour, noting that they will have to do the dirty work of picking the lobsters from their tanks and killing them. While some contestants jump at the chance, others are wary of killing their crustacean friends.  In a very close decision, Chef Ramsay chooses the winning team to accompany him on a glamorous reward, while the losing team is stuck back at HELL’S KITCHEN with a decidedly less-than-glamorous task. That night at dinner service, the teams go head-to-head to prepare the winning lobster recipes for the customers. When one team has its worst dinner service of the competition thus far, an exasperated Chef Ramsay forces them to decide as a team who will go to the chopping block as “7 Chefs Compete (Again)” on HELL’S KITCHEN Monday, July 9 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (HK-306) (TV-14 L)

Cast: Head Chef Gordon Ramsay, sous chef Scott Leibfried, sous chef MaryAnn Salcedo and maitre d’ Jean-Philippe Susilovic.



 

 
TUESDAY, JULY 10
 



**FOX SPORTS SPECIAL**—MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL ALL-STAR GAME 2007—Live from San Francisco—(8:00 PM-CC Live ET/5:00 PM-CC Live PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

 

FOX SPORTS PRESENTS THE 78TH MLB ALL-STAR GAME
TUESDAY, JULY 10, ON FOX
 


FOX Sports presents Major League Baseball’s 78th All-Star Game. Play-by-play announcer Joe Buck and analyst Tim McCarver call all the action live from AT&T Park in San Francisco Tuesday, July 10 (8:00 PM-CC Live ET/5:00 PM-CC Live PT) on FOX.  (SP-0801) (TV-N/A)



 Local programming airs in prime time on the West Coast.]
: HOUSE is preempted this night.]



 

WEDNESDAY, JULY 11
 



**90-MINUTE EPISODE**—“SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE”—Top 14 Perform—(8:00-9:30 PM ET/PT) CC

 

THE COMPETITION HEATS UP ON
“SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE”
WEDNESDAY, JULY 11, ON FOX
 


The remaining 14 contestants perform in couples for the judges and America, hoping to demonstrate why they should be named the country’s favorite dancer. It’s a hot night of dancing when the “Top 14 Perform” on this exciting 90-minute episode of SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE Wednesday, July 11 (8:00-9:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (DAN-313) (TV-PG)

Host: Cat Deeley




 
**SERIES PREMIERE**—“DON’T FORGET THE LYRICS!”—(9:30-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC

 

CONTESTANTS CAN SING THEIR WAY TO 1 MILLION DOLLARS
ON THE SERIES PREMIERE OF “DON’T FORGET THE LYRICS”
WEDNESDAY, JULY 11, ON FOX
 


We all think we know the words to popular songs, but when there’s a million dollars at stake, will contestants be able to keep singing when the music stops? Or will they be at a loss for words? On this exciting new game show, contestants will choose songs from different genres, decades and musical artists. Then they’ll take center stage to sing alongside the studio band as the lyrics are projected on screen – but suddenly the music will stop and the words will disappear. Will the contestants belt out the correct missing lyric, or freeze under pressure? Wayne Brady hosts the new game show DON’T FORGET THE LYRICS! premiering Wednesday, July 11 (9:30-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (LYR-101A) (TV-PG)

Host: Wayne Brady





 

THURSDAY, JULY 12
 


--“ARE YOU SMARTER THAN A 5TH GRADER?”—(8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) CC

 

CRAB FISHERMAN SETS $AIL
ON “ARE YOU SMARTER THAN A 5TH GRADER?”
THURSDAY, JULY 12, ON FOX
 


A 36-year old crab fisherman from San Diego, CA, hopes to reel in the big-cash-catch of his life on this atypical quiz show, which tests adults’ lack of knowledge – as revealed by how much they’ve forgotten since elementary school. Contestants find themselves in a classroom setting, revisiting their youth, as they tackle subjects they’ve already been taught, ranging from art to geography and math to social studies. However, the players are not alone; they have the opportunity to “peek,” “copy” or be “saved” by real fifth-grade classmates Jacob, Alana, Spencer, Marki and Kyle as they try to determine the correct a-n-s-w-e-r and claim the top prize of $1 million on ARE YOU SMARTER THAN A 5TH GRADER? Thursday, July 12 (8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (AYS-119A) (TV-PG)

Host: Jeff Foxworthy




 
--“DON’T FORGET THE LYRICS!”—(8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC

 

TO WIN A MILLION DOLLARS,
“DON’T FORGET THE LYRICS!”
THURSDAY, JULY 12, ON FOX
 


We all think we know the words to popular songs, but when there’s a million dollars at stake, will contestants be able to keep singing when the music stops? Or will they be at a loss for words? On this exciting new game show, contestants choose songs from different genres, decades and musical artists. Then they take center stage to sing alongside the studio band as the lyrics are projected on screen – but suddenly the music stops and the words disappear. Will the contestants belt out the correct missing lyric, or freeze under pressure?  Wayne Brady hosts  DON’T FORGET THE LYRICS! Thursday, July 12 (8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.   (LYR-101B) (TV-PG)

Host: Wayne Brady




--“SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE” RESULTS SHOW—2 of 14 Voted Off—(9:00-10:00 PM ET live/PT tape-delayed) CC

 

THE COMPETITION ENDS FOR TWO TONIGHT
ON THE “SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE” RESULTS SHOW
LIVE, THURSDAY, JULY 12, ON FOX
 


Last night the Top 14 contestants showed off their best moves in hopes of winning the judges’ praise and the viewers’ votes. Tonight, the quest to be named America’s No. 1 dancer comes to an end for one boy and one girl. The voting outcome is revealed live on the SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE Results Show Thursday, July 12 (9:00-10:00 PM ET live/PT tape-delayed) on FOX.  (DAN-313A) (TV-PG)

Host: Cat Deeley


 

 
FRIDAY, JULY 13
 


--“DRIVE”—(8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

 

ALEX AND CORINNA ARE OFFERED A JUMP START ON THE OTHER TEAMS;
SUSAN AND LEIGH ARE DETERMINED TO STAY IN THE RACE;
ROB RECEIVES DEVASTATING NEWS;
WENDY FEARS FOR HER BABY’S SAFETY;
AND A RACER IS PERMANENTLY TAKEN OUT OF THE RACE
ON “DRIVE,” FRIDAY, JULY 13, ON FOX
 


As the racers speed toward the next pit stop, Alex, Corinna, Winston and Sean deal with the ramifications of their “jump start.” Violet learns a startling secret; Leigh is determined to continue in the race and gets a new driving partner; while Ivy forces Wendy to continue in the race and inadvertently puts baby Sam in danger in “The Extra Mile” episode of DRIVE airing Friday, July 13 (8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (DRV-105) (TV-14 L, V)

Cast: Nathan Fillion as Alex Tully; Kristin Lehman as Corinna Wiles; Kevin Alejandro as Winston Salazar; Dylan Baker as John Trimble; Michael Hyatt as Susan Chamblee; Melanie Lynskey as Wendy Patrakas; Taryn Manning as Ivy Chitty; Charles Martin Smith as Mr. Bright; JD Pardo as Sean Salazar; Riley Smith as Rob Laird; Emma Stone as Violet Trimble.

Guest Cast: Mark Totty as Gil Haskins; Richard Brooks as Detective Ehrle; John Lacy as Detective Niermann; Huntley Ritter as Bobby Moyer; Kevin Symons as Deacon.

 The previously announced episode of BONES has been rescheduled to July 20.]


**SEASON FINALE**—“DRIVE”—(9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

 

ALEX SACRIFICES CORINNA TO GET BACK HIS MISISNG WIFE;
CORINNA DEVISES A DANGEROUS PLAN TO BRING DOWN THE RACE;
SEAN DISCOVERS STARTLING INFO ON WINSTON’S RACE SPONSOR;
WENDY RACES TO SAVE BABY SAM;
IVY HITCHIKES HER WAY INTO VIOLET’S LIFE;
AND ROB TURNS HIMSELF INTO THE MILITARY
ON THE SEASON FINALE OF “DRIVE”
FRIDAY, JULY 13, ON FOX
 


Corinna and Alex devise a dangerous plan to gain info on the race and find a missing Kathryn when they discover that Winston and Sean have the flash drive; Ivy hitches a ride from Violet, while John hopes to reconnect with his daughter; Rob turns himself in to the military and faces the consequences. Also, Wendy races to the safe house to retrieve an endangered Sam before her abusive husband Richard can reclaim the baby in “Rearview,” the season-finale episode of DRIVE airing Friday, July 13 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (DRV-106) (TV-14 L, V)

Cast: Nathan Fillion as Alex Tully; Kristin Lehman as Corinna Wiles; Kevin Alejandro as Winston Salazar; Dylan Baker as John Trimble; Melanie Lynskey as Wendy Patrakas; Taryn Manning as Ivy Chitty; Charles Martin Smith as Mr. Bright; JD Pardo as Sean Salazar; Mircea Monroe as Ellie Laird; Riley Smith as Rob Laird; Emma Stone as Violet Trimble

Guest Cast: Brian Bloom as Bill/Allan James; Markus Flanagan as Eric Hamilton; Cindy Williams as Paula; Devon Gummersall as Louis; Lindsay Crouse as Ms. Bright; Brad Rowe as Richard Patrakas; Micah May as Carl.

The previously announced episode of STANDOFF has been rescheduled to July 20.]




 

SATURDAY, JULY 14
 



--“COPS: STREET CRIMES SPECIAL EDITION”—(8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) CC

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

SUSPECT RUNS AND MEETS AND OFFICERS’ TASER
ON “COPS: STREET CRIMES SPECIAL EDITION”
SATURDAY, JULY 14, ON FOX
 


When Officer Mark Longworth of the Cincinnati, OH, Police Department stops a vehicle for a simple traffic violation, the suspect takes off on foot and Officer Longworth is forced to use painful measures to stop him. Also featured is Officer Evan Rosenthal of the Las Vegas, NV, Metropolitan Police Department, who responds to a Code Red call where a group of adults are not on their best behavior on the all-new COPS: STREET CRIMES SPECIAL EDITION Saturday, July 14 (8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (CP-1929) (TV-PG L, V)




--“COPS: TOUGH TAKEDOWNS SPECIAL EDITION”—(8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

CRACK-EATING SUSPECT FEATURED
ON “COPS: TOUGH TAKEDOWNS SPECIAL EDITION”
SATURDAY, JULY 14, ON FOX
 


When Officer Brian Lee of the Boise, ID, Police Department responds to a domestic violence call, he discovers a suspect who had been arrested four hours prior and had returned to his house and apparently threatened his wife with a knife. Also featured is the crack-eating suspect detained by Officer Derrick Pendergrass of the Chattanooga, TN, Police Department. After admitting to swallowing the crack, the suspect is taken to the hospital in police custody on COPS: TOUGH TAKEDOWNS SPECIAL EDITION airing Saturday, July 14 (8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (CP-1930) (TV-PG L)




--“AMERICA’S MOST WANTED: AMERICA FIGHTS BACK”—(9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC

 

“AMERICA’S MOST WANTED: AMERICA FIGHTS BACK”
CONTINUES ITS PURSUIT OF JUSTICE
SATURDAY, JULY 14, ON FOX
 


AMERICA’S MOST WANTED: AMERICA FIGHTS BACK takes on the nation's hottest crime issues. This crime-fighting program focuses on capturing fugitives, protecting victims and empowering citizens within the criminal justice system. The series also takes an in-depth look at laws that harm victims, champions the cause of lawmakers fighting to protect victims' rights and presents news of recent captures, convictions and missing children cases. AMERICA’S MOST WANTED: AMERICA FIGHTS BACK airs Saturday, July 14 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (MW-2036) (TV-PG V)

Host: John Walsh




--“MADtv”—(11:00 PM-MIDNIGHT ET/PT) CC

 

MICHAEL RAPAPORT STARS IN “GONE WITH THE WIND”
AND LEAH RIMINI WONDERS WHERE HAVE ALL THE FLOWERS GONE
ON “MADtv” SATURDAY, JULY 14, ON FOX
 


Michael Rapaport and Leah Remini guest-star in the hilarious sketches and pop-culture parodies. Rapaport portrays “Clark Gable” in “Gone With the Wind” as he provides alternate endings to this American film classic. Plus, Remini’s conversation with the flower delivery man gets out of hand on MADtv airing Saturday, July 14 (11:00 PM-Midnight ET/PT) on FOX.  (MD-1220) (TV-14 D, L, V)
               
Cast: Ike Barinholtz, Frank Caeti, Frank Caliendo, Crista Flanagan, Daniele Gaither, Keegan-Michael Key, Bobby Lee, Michael McDonald, Arden Myrin, Nicole Parker, Jordan Peele, Nicole Randall Johnson and Stephnie Weir.

Guest Cast: Michael Rapaport; Leah Rimini




 
--“TALKSHOW WITH SPIKE FERESTEN”—(Midnight-12:30 AM ET/PT) CC

 

MICHAEL RAPAPORT MAKES THE LATE-NIGHT LAUGHS LOUDER
ON “TALKSHOW WITH SPIKE FERESTEN”
SATURDAY, JULY 14, ON FOX
 


Michael Rapaport of FOX’s THE WAR AT HOME stays up late to deliver primetime laughs on late-night television. Spike provides a peek at his home life as well as what his wife thinks of the show, and a featured sketch presents “Strobe Monkeys” on TALKSHOW WITH SPIKE FERESTEN Saturday, July 14 (Midnight-12:30 AM ET/PT) on FOX.  (SPK-110) (TV-14 D, L)

Host: Spike Feresten





 

SUNDAY, JULY 15
 



**FOX MOVIE SPECIAL**—“THE LOST WORLD: JURASSIC PARK 2”—(7:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC

 

REVISIT “THE LOST WORLD: JURASSIC PARK 2”
SUNDAY, JULY 15, ON FOX
 


A second island of John Hammond's (Sir Richard Attenborough) Jurassic Park experiment is revealed when Ian Malcolm (Jeff Goldblum) follows his girlfriend (Julianne Moore) to research the dinosaurs' behavior in their so-called "natural" environment. When a devious capitalist Peter Ludlow (Arliss Howard) is determined to export dinosaurs to a new park in San Diego, financing a hunt-and-capture expedition that results in another series of fatal disasters, the adventure becomes a fight for survival in THE LOST WORLD: JURASSIC PARK 2 Sunday, July 15 (7:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (FM-9907) (TV-PG L, V)

Cast: Jeff Goldblum as Ian Malcolm; Julianne Moore as Dr. Sarah Harding; Pete Postlethwaite as Roland Tembo; Vince Vaughn as Nick Van Owen; Sir Richard Attenborough as John Hammond and Arliss Howard as Peter Ludlow.



: THE WAR AT HOME, THE SIMPSONS, KING OF THE HILL, FAMILY GUY and AMERICAN DAD are preempted this night.]
: The previously announced time period premiere for ‘TIL DEATH has been moved to July 22, and the time period premieres for KING OF THE HILL and AMERICAN DAD have been moved to July 29.]

 

 

 

 

SUNDAY, JULY 1
 



--“THE LOOP”—(7:00-7:30 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

SULLY MAKES SURE
THAT SAM GETS TO HIS MEETING ON TIME
ON “THE LOOP”
SUNDAY, JULY 1, ON FOX
 


When Russ' dearest friend Crazy Goat dies, Russ asks his staff to come up with crazy ways to make the company money just like Crazy Goat would. Sam asks Derek Tricolli to set up a meeting to discuss a lucrative business merger involving his company and the airline. However, Derek will only agree to the meeting if Sam gets Darcy to go out with him. As Derek and Darcy get to know each other. Sam finds himself racing to the meeting after he was ejected from the plane for being too drunk and then arriving in a state that won't soon be forgotten in the “Crazy Goat” episode of THE LOOP airing Sunday, July 1 (7:00-7:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (LUP-203) (TV-14 D, L)

Cast: Bret Harrison as Sam; Eric Christian Olsen as Sully; Philip Baker Hall as Russ; Mimi Rogers as Meryl; Joy Osmanski as Darcy.

Guest Cast: Ian Reed Kessler as Derek, Katherine Bailess as Wende, Diana-Maria Riva as Benita, Howard S. Miller as Dekeyser, Michael D. Roberts as Hibbard, Chantel Valdivieso as Hannah, Autumn Urso as Bekah, Terry Savage as the Security Guard and Jonathan Chapin as the janitor.

 The previously announced airtimes for KING OF THE HILL at 7:00 PM and THE LOOP at 7:30 PM have been switched.]


--“KING OF THE HILL”—(7:30-8:00 PM ET/PT) CC

 

PEGGY HAS HER EYE ON THE HEIGHTS
ON “KING OF THE HILL” SUNDAY, JULY 1, ON FOX
 


When Peggy puts her eye on selling real estate in exclusive Arlen Heights, she befriends Heights residents Cindy and Ted in an effort to utilize their social circle for work. Cindy embraces the new friendship and scams Peggy into becoming the new “Cozy Kitchen” representative. With boxes of products to sell, Peggy quickly learns that Arlen Heights isn’t as perfect and prestigious as it seems. Meanwhile, Dale, who has been using the identity of Rusty Shackelford, is surprised by a visit from the real Rusty in the “Peggy’s Gone to Pots” episode of KING OF THE HILL Sunday, July 1 (7:30-8:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (KH-1109) (TV-PG L, V)

Voice Cast: Mike Judge as Hank Hill & Boomhauer; Kathy Najimy as Peggy Hill; Pamela S. Adlon as Bobby Hill, Cindy & Donna; Brittany Murphy as Luanne & Sales Associate; Johnny Hardwick as Dale; Stephen Root as Bill & Strickland; Toby Huss as Joe Jack, Kahn & Ted; Ashley Gardner as Nancy & Candi; and Lauren Tom as Minh & Wealthy Woman.

Guest Voice Cast: Chris Elliott as Chris Sizemore; Wyatt Cenac as Customer & Guard; Peri Gilpin as Judy; Phil Hendrie as Roger & Man; and Scott Klace as Rusty.

The previously announced airtimes for KING OF THE HILL at 7:00 PM and THE LOOP at 7:30 PM have been switched.]


--“THE SIMPSONS”— (8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) CC

 

HOMER IS THE “CATCH OF THE DAY”
ON “THE SIMPSONS”
SUNDAY, JULY 1, ON FOX
 


While watching a home movie, Marge becomes depressed as she is reminded of memorable childhood vacations spent at Barnacle Bay. Hating to see Marge sad, Homer and the kids take her on a surprise trip to the bay, only to discover that it has turned into a rundown mess due to the absence of fish. Homer and the kids lovingly give the boardwalk a whole new makeover for Marge. But when Homer accidentally lights the renovated carousel on fire, stirring up an angry mob of townspeople, more than just waves come crashing down in “The Wife Aquatic” episode of THE SIMPSONS Sunday, July 1 (8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (SI-1803) (TV- PG V)

Voice Cast: Dan Castellaneta as Homer Simpson, Sideshow Mel, Grampa, Townie #3, Mosquito, Fortune Teller Customer, Zeke, Crew Member #2, Sailor, Oceanographer and Co-Pilot; Julie Kavner as Marge Simpson and Selma; Nancy Cartwright as Bart Simpson, Maggie Simpson and Kearney; Yeardley Smith as Lisa Simpson; Pamela Hayden as Milhouse, Jimbo and Fortune Teller; Hank Azaria as Moe, Kirk Van Houten, Carl, Chief Wiggum, Townie #2, Captain Jack, Nathaniel, Grizzled Old Salt, Fausto, Pilot, Preacher and Lumberjack; Tress MacNeille as Luann Van Houten, Dolph, Emily, Alice and Mermaid and Harry Shearer as Ned Flanders, Lenny, Townie #1, Male Candy Worker, Crew Member #1, Helicopter Officer and Gruff Japanese Sailor.




 
--“THE LOOP”—(8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

SAM BECOMES LARGE AND IN CHARGE
ON “THE LOOP”
SUNDAY, JULY 1, ON FOX

Mark Cuban Flies Coach in Special Guest Appearance
 


After Sam’s meeting with the American Association of Plus-Sized Adults goes terribly wrong, he is forced wear a fat suit on a Trans-Alliance flight to understand their plight. Flying coach, Sam finds himself seated next to Dallas Mavericks owner Mark Cuban. Russ has given Sam an additional assignment on the flight: to spy on his girlfriend to make sure she isn’t cheating on him. What Sam doesn’t realize is that Russ has ensured there isn’t any wiggle room for error in the “Fatty” episode of THE LOOP airing Sunday, July 1 (8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (LUP-201) (TV-14 D, L, S)

Cast: Bret Harrison as Sam; Eric Christian Olsen as Sully; Philip Baker Hall as Russ; Mimi Rogers as Meryl; Joy Osmanski as Darcy.

Guest Cast: Mark Cuban as himself, Katherine Bailess as Wende, Jill Ritchie as Jenny, Brad Grunberg as Carl, Peter Allen Vogt as Martin, Todd Sherry as Jeff, James Castle Stevens as Man, Mattilyn Rochester as Woman, Deforest Mapp as Todd, Rob Hahn as Brooklyn, Ryan Quintana as Sargeant.




--“FAMILY GUY”—(9:00-9:30 PM ET/PT) CC

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

THE PINT DOESN’T FALL FAR FROM THE TREE
ON “FAMILY GUY”
SUNDAY, JULY 1, ON FOX

Charles Durning and Phyllis Diller Guest-Voice
 

           
After Peter’s dad, Francis, dies, he finds out from Thelma that his real father lives in Ireland. So Peter and Brian head there in search of his father, who ends up being the town drunk, which is a great honor, and he challenges him to a drinking game to prove his paternity. Meanwhile, Stewie acts out and Lois spanks him, but he quickly realizes that he likes it and does whatever he can to get into trouble in the “Peter’s Two Dads” episode of FAMILY GUY Sunday, July 1 (9:00-9:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (FG-505) (TV-14 D, L, V)

Voice Cast: Seth MacFarlane as Peter Griffin, Stewie Griffin, Brian Griffin, and Quagmire; Alex Borstein as Lois Griffin; Seth Green as Chris Griffin; Mila Kunis as Meg Griffin; Mike Henry as Cleveland.

Guest Voice Cast: Charles Durning as Francis and Phyllis Diller as Thelma. 




**SEASON FINALE**—“THE LOOP”—(9:30-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

SAM GETS INVOLVED IN A LITTLE MONKEY BUSINESS
ON “THE LOOP”
SUNDAY, JULY 1, ON FOX
 


Sam has to let Meryl down easy after Russ’ good friend Ralph, a legend in the airline industry, offers to help him on a new project. When the project ends up becoming a circus, Sam begs Meryl to take him back – but she’s not one to forgive that easy in the “The Stranger” episode of THE LOOP airing Sunday, July 1 (9:30-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (LUP-206)  (TV-14 D, L)

Cast: Bret Harrison as Sam; Eric Christian Olsen as Sully; Philip Baker Hall as Russ; Mimi Rogers as Meryl; Joy Osmanski as Darcy.

Guest Cast: Dale Dye as Ralph Somkin, Ian Reed Kesler as Derek, Barry Wiggins as Doug, Jim Blanchette as Yacovetti, Fred Kronenberg as Man.




 

MONDAY, JULY 2
 



--“HELL’S KITCHEN”—8 Chefs Compete—(8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

CHEF RAMSAY PUSHES THE CONTESTANTS’ PALATES TO THE EXTREME
ON A SPECIAL ENCORE OF “HELL’S KITCHEN”
MONDAY, JULY 2, ON FOX

Winner to Become Head Chef at Fine-Dining Restaurant at
Green Valley Ranch Resort, Spa and Casino in Las Vegas
 


After a disastrous dinner service the previous night, the remaining eight contestants  are shocked to hear that their next challenge will have nothing to do with cooking. Emphasizing that the secret to being a good chef is having a discerning palate, Chef Ramsay pits the teams against each other in a HELL’S KITCHEN taste-test challenge. The blindfolded contestants go head-to-head to identify a selection of foods chosen by Chef Ramsay, relying not only on their taste buds, but also on their experience as chefs. When the losing team fails to identify some of the most commonplace food items, Chef Ramsay orders a grotesque taste-testing practice session that turns even some of the strongest contestants’ stomachs. Meanwhile, the winning team members get to treat their palates to a unique dining experience with Chef Ramsay that is unlike anything they’ve ever experienced before. At the next dinner service, the contestants’ fate lies in the hands of the customers, who will rate and critique the meals they are served that evening. As Chef Ramsay’s insults abound, the criticism pushes some contestants dangerously close to their breaking point as “8 Chefs Compete” on HELL’S KITCHEN encoring Monday, July 2 (8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (HK-304) (TV-14 L)

Cast: Head Chef Gordon Ramsay, sous chef Scott Leibfried, sous chef MaryAnn Salcedo and maitre d’ Jean-Philippe Susilovic.

The previously announced FAMILY GUY and AMERICAN DAD episodes will not air this night.]


--“HELL’S KITCHEN”—7 Chefs Compete—(9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

THE REMAINING SEVEN CONTESTANTS COMPETE
TO SAVE A WEDDING RECEPTION FROM HELL
ON “HELL’S KITCHEN”
MONDAY, JULY 2, ON FOX

Winner to Become Head Chef at Fine-Dining Restaurant at
Green Valley Ranch Resort, Spa and Casino in Las Vegas
 


The seven remaining contestants are challenged to present a meal for a wedding reception taking place at HELL’S KITCHEN. The teams go shopping and race the clock to buy all of their ingredients on-time and under-budget. When it’s time for the bride and groom to taste the entrées, one team makes a truly inadequate and embarrassing presentation, and Chef Ramsay needs all of his strength not to explode into a fit of fury in front of the guests of honor. At dinner service that night, the pressure is on as both teams race to make sure they do not disappoint the newlyweds or the hungry bridal party. But when a power struggle ensues in the kitchen, Chef Ramsay must find a solution or forever hold his peace as “7 Chefs Compete” on HELL’S KITCHEN Monday, July 2 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (HK-305) (TV-14 L)

Cast: Head Chef Gordon Ramsay, sous chef Scott Leibfried, sous chef MaryAnn Salcedo and maitre d’ Jean-Philippe Susilovic.





 

 
TUESDAY, JULY 3
 



--“ON THE LOT”—12 Cut to 11 & 11 Directors Compete—(8:00-9:00 PM ET live/PT tape-delayed) CC

 

LIGHTS! CAMERA! ACTION!

ONE MORE DIRECTOR IS SERVED HIS OR HER “FINAL CUT”
AND THE 11 REMAINING DIRECTOR FINALISTS COMPETE
AS THE CAMERAS CONTINUE TO ROLL
“ON THE LOT” TUESDAY, JULY 3, ON FOX

Series Executive-Produced by Mark Burnett and Steven Spielberg
 


One director is eliminated from the competition and the remaining directors present their new films in an assigned genre in the “12 Cut to 11 & 11 Directors Compete” episode of ON THE LOT Tuesday, July 3 (8:00-9:00 PM ET live/PT tape-delayed) on FOX.  (OTL-108) (TV-PG)

Judges: Carrie Fisher, Garry Marshall

Host: Adrianna Costa




--“HOUSE”—(9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

HOUSE MAKES A LAST-DITCH EFFORT TO AVOID JAIL TIME,
AND THE TEAM TAKES ON THE CASE OF A FIREFIGHTER
WITH A SECRET SO GUARDED HE’S WILLING TO RISK HIS LIFE
TO KEEP IT FROM BEING REVEALED
ON “HOUSE” TUESDAY, JULY 3,ON FOX

David Morse Guest-Stars in Conclusion of Six-Episode Story Arc
 


House is forced to respond in court to the criminal charges against him regarding illegal possession of narcotics, and the judge sets a date for a preliminary hearing. Enough is enough for Cuddy, who insists that House apologize to Detective Tritter as a final attempt to stay out of jail, since he refused to respond to Tritter’s previous deal by the deadline. Meanwhile, the case of Derek Hoyt, a firefighter suffering from extreme body temperatures and disorientation, leads the team to believe their patient is suffering from an extreme hormone imbalance, but Derek has a violent reaction to their course of treatment, potentially causing serious bodily harm to Cameron in the process. Clearly distracted from Derek’s case, House stuns the team when he makes a shocking revelation in an attempt to save himself from jail time. As Derek’s condition worsens, the team must try to solve the mystery of his illness without House’s help, but information from Derek sends them in the wrong direction and leads Derek to choose a risky, radical treatment on his brain which, if he survives it, will kill the person he currently is in order to hide a secret he’s not willing to reveal in the “Words and Deeds” episode of HOUSE airing Tuesday, July 3 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (HOU-311) (TV-PG L)

Cast: Hugh Laurie as Dr. Gregory House; Lisa Edelstein as Dr. Lisa Cuddy; Omar Epps as Dr. Eric Foreman; Robert Sean Leonard as Dr. James Wilson; Jennifer Morrison as Dr. Allison Cameron; Jesse Spencer as Dr. Robert Chase.

Guest Cast: David Morse as Detective Michael Tritter; Tory Kittles as Derek; Meagan Good as Amy; Jason George as Brock; Kadeem Hardison as Howard; Brian Leckner as Ivan; Helen Carey as Judge Davis; Vyto Ruginis as Asst. Dist. Attorney Velez; Aulani Rhea as Nurse; Martin Mullen as Ennis; Zachary M. Lewis as Firefighter; Donald Sage Mackay as Neil; Terryn Westbrook as Sarah; Hira Ambrosino as Anethesiologist; Bobbin Bergstrom as Nurse.





 

WEDNESDAY, JULY 4
 



**FOX MOVIE SPECIAL**—“ANGER MANAGEMENT”—(8:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

 

JACK NICHOLSON GIVES ADAM SANDLER A NEW APPROACH TO
“ANGER MANAGEMENT”
WEDNESDAY, JULY 4, ON FOX
 


Dave Buznik (Adam Sandler) is a hardworking businessman with a pacifistic nature that has often gotten the best of him. But a simple misunderstanding aboard an airplane quickly escalates into a legal nightmare for Dave. Now the only way he can avoid jail time is to seek the help of a very unlikely anger management instructor known as Dr. Buddy Rydell (Jack Nicholson). The good doctor's unorthodox methods border on unconventional and nearly psychotic, but they may just be the perfect antidote for Dave in ANGER MANAGEMENT Wednesday, July 4 (8:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (FM-0605) (TV-14 D, L, V)

Cast: Adam Sandler as Dave Buznik; Jack Nicholson as Dr. Buddy Rydell; Marisa Tomei as Linda; Louis Guzman as Lou; Jonathan Loughran as Nate; Kurt Fuller as Frank Head; Krista Allen as Stacy; January Jones as Gina; and John Turturro as Chuck.

 The previously announced DRIVE episodes have been rescheduled to July 13.]
 SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE is preempted this night.]



 

 
THURSDAY, JULY 5
 



The World Broadcast Premiere of the movie XXX has been rescheduled to Aug. 10.]

--“ARE YOU SMARTER THAN A 5TH GRADER?”—(8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC

 

START CRAMMING, CLASS IS BACK IN SESSION
ON “ARE YOU SMARTER THAN A 5TH GRADER?”
THURSDAY, JULY 5, ON FOX
 


Unlike the typical game show that measures intelligence, ARE YOU SMARTER THAN A 5th GRADER? tests adults’ lack of knowledge – as revealed by how much they’ve forgotten since elementary school. New grownup contestants will again find themselves in a classroom setting, revisiting their youth, as they tackle subjects they’ve already been taught, ranging from art to geography and math to social studies. However, the players are not alone. There is a way for contestants to “cheat” in this classroom. The adults will have the opportunity to get some help from real grade-schoolers, who will offer what they think is the correct a-n-s-w-e-r on tonight’s episode of ARE YOU SMARTER THAN A 5TH GRADER? Thursday, July 5 (8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (AYS-105) (TV-PG)

Host: Jeff Foxworthy




--“ARE YOU SMARTER THAN A 5TH GRADER?”—(9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC

 

CONTESTANTS COLLABORATE WITH THE CLASS
ON “ARE YOU SMARTER THAN A 5TH GRADER?”
THURSDAY, JULY 5, ON FOX
 


Unlike the typical game show that measures intelligence, ARE YOU SMARTER THAN A 5th GRADER? tests adults’ lack of knowledge – as revealed by how much they’ve forgotten since elementary school. New grownup contestants will again find themselves in a classroom setting, revisiting their youth, as they tackle subjects they’ve already been taught, ranging from art to geography and math to social studies. However, the players are not alone. There is a way for contestants to “cheat” in this classroom. The adults will have the opportunity to get some help from real grade-schoolers, who will offer what they think is the correct a-n-s-w-e-r on tonight’s episode of ARE YOU SMARTER THAN A 5TH GRADER? Thursday, July 5 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (AYS-109) (TV-PG)

Host: Jeff Foxworthy




 

 
FRIDAY, JULY 6
 



--“BONES”—(8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

WHEN THE REMAINS OF A YOUNG GIRL ARE DISCOVERED
IN A WATER FILTRATION PLANT, BRENNAN AND BOOTH’S INVESTIGATION LEADS THEM INTO THE WORLD OF BEAUTY PAGEANTS
ON “BONES” FRIDAY, JULY 6, ON FOX

Tamara Taylor Guest-Stars
 


Brennan and Booth investigate the death of Brianna Swanson, a young beauty queen whose decomposed remains are discovered at a Washington, DC, water filtration plant. Brianna’s father is a suspect initially, but new clues lead Brennan and Booth to Brianna’s dance school, where they glean key information. Meanwhile, Hodgins works up the nerve to ask Angela out on a date and after contemplating the pros and cons of dating a coworker, she agrees to go in “The Girl with the Curl” episode of BONES airing Friday, July 6 (8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (BON-207) (TV-14 D, L, V)

Cast: Emily Deschanel as Dr. Temperance Brennan, David Boreanaz as FBI Special Agent Seeley Booth, TJ Thyne as Dr. Jack Hodgins, Michaela Conlin as Angela Montenegro, Eric Millegan as Zack Addy.

Guest Cast: Tamara Taylor as Dr. Camille “Cam” Saroyan, Kali Rocha as Jackie Swanson, Emerica Elan Rogers as Brianna Swanson, Jason Matthew Smith as Dave Swanson, Lisa Thornhill as Kristen Mitchell, Grace Fulton as Hailey Farrell, Ariel Winter as Liza, Madison Devenport as Megan, Mary Goodman Murray as Charlotte Craft, Kyle Gallner as Jeremy Farrell, Amanda Carlin as Donna Farrell, Brent Jennings as Plant Supervisor.   



--“STANDOFF”—(9:00-10:00) ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

WHEN CHERYL IS FORCED TO WORK WITH HER EX
ON A HIGH-PROFILE HOSTAGE CASE,
SHE STRUGGLES TO KEEP HER EMOTIONS SEPARATE
ON “STANDOFF” FRIDAY, JULY 6, ON FOX
 


When the key witness in a federal money-laundering case and his wife are kidnapped and held hostage, the hostage-taker demands $2 million to free them. Cheryl’s ex-boyfriend, Sam, happens to be the FBI agent working on the case, and he steps in to take full control. Matt, suspicious of Sam and his involvement in the case, keeps a watchful eye on the investigation. The hostage’s life-threatening heart problem becomes leverage for the hostage-taker, who raises the ransom price with the threat of torture or even death if his demands are not met.  Meanwhile, Sam’s presence brings back old feelings for Cheryl, and she tries to keep her work life and her love life separate. As the team races to identify the hostage-taker, they are shocked to discover the true mastermind behind the kidnapping in the “Ex-Factor” episode of STANDOFF airing Friday, July 6 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT).  (SOF-116) (TV-14 D, L, V)

Cast: Ron Livingston as Matt Flannery, Rosemarie Dewitt as Emily Lehman, Gina Torres as Cheryl Carrera, Michael Cuditz as Frank Perry, Raquel Alessi as Lia Mathers.





 

SATURDAY, JULY 7
 



--“COPS: HIGH CRIMES SPECIAL EDITION #3”—(8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) CC

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.


 

CRIMINALS BRING NEW LOWS TO HIGH CRIME
ON “COPS: HIGH CRIMES SPECIAL EDITION #3”
SATURDAY, JULY 7, ON FOX
 


When Officer Evan Rosenthal of the Las Vegas, NV, Police Department joins fellow officers in a high-speed pursuit, drastic measures are taken to stop a motorist suspected of driving under the influence. Also featured is Officer Gary Smallwood of the Covington, KY, Police Department. After he pulls over a vehicle on a routine violation, the driver becomes paranoid when the officer smells something suspicious on the all-new COPS: HIGH CRIMES SPECIAL EDITION #3 airing Saturday, July 7 (8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (CP-1925) (TV-PG)




--“COPS: HIGH CRIMES SPECIAL EDITION #2”(8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

DRUG USERS POINT THE FINGER AT ONE ANOTHER
ON “COPS: “HIGH CRIMES SPECIAL EDITION #2”
SATURDAY, JULY 7, ON FOX
 


While on patrol, Corporal Michael Green of the Brevard, FL, County Sheriff’s Office investigates a vehicle occupied by two suspicious females. When he discovers drug paraphernalia as well as illegal pills while questioning them, the women quickly turn on each other. Also featured is Officer Mike Goodwin of the Palm Springs, CA, Police Department, who investigates a drug deal at a motel and catches a couple red-handed on COPS: HIGH CRIMES SPECIAL EDITION #2 airing Saturday, July 7 (8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (CP-1912) (TV-PG V)




--“AMERICA’S MOST WANTED: AMERICA FIGHTS BACK”—(9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC

 

“AMERICA’S MOST WANTED: AMERICA FIGHTS BACK”
CONTINUES ITS PURSUIT OF JUSTICE
SATURDAY, JULY 7, ON FOX
 


AMERICA’S MOST WANTED: AMERICA FIGHTS BACK takes on the nation's hottest crime issues. This crime-fighting program focuses on capturing fugitives, protecting victims and empowering citizens within the criminal justice system. The series also takes an in-depth look at laws that harm victims, champions the cause of lawmakers fighting to protect victims' rights and presents news of recent captures, convictions and missing children cases. AMERICA’S MOST WANTED: AMERICA FIGHTS BACK airs Saturday, July 7 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (MW-2035) (TV-PG V)

Host: John Walsh




--“MADtv”—(11:00 PM-Midnight ET/PT) CC

 

JAMIE KENNEDY GUEST-STARS
ON “MADtv” SATURDAY, JULY 7, ON FOX
 


The comedic Jamie Kennedy guest-stars, adding to the late-night laughs as he joins Bobby Lee in his infamous “24 with Bobby Lee” sketch.  Don’t miss this hilarious pop-culture parody on MADtv airing Saturday, July 7 (11:00 PM-Midnight ET/PT) on FOX.  (MD-1219) (TV-14 D, L)
               
Cast: Ike Barinholtz, Frank Caeti, Frank Caliendo, Crista Flanagan, Daniele Gaither, Keegan-Michael Key, Bobby Lee, Michael McDonald, Arden Myrin, Nicole Parker, Jordan Peele, Nicole Randall Johnson and Stephnie Weir.

Guest Cast: Jamie Kennedy




--“TALKSHOW WITH SPIKE FERESTEN”—(Midnight-12:30 AM ET/PT) CC

 

ANDY RICHTER GUESTS ON
“TALKSHOW WITH SPIKE FERESTEN”
SATURDAY, JULY 7, ON FOX
 


Andy Richter (“Madagascar,” “Andy Richter Controls the Universe”) joins Spike for late-night laughs on TALKSHOW WITH SPIKE FERESTEN Saturday, July 7 (Midnight-12:30 AM ET/PT) on FOX.  (SPK-101) (TV-14 D, L)

Host: Spike Feresten





 

SUNDAY, JULY 8
 


The movie THE LOST WORLD: JURASSIC PARK 2 has been rescheduled to July 15.]


--“THE WAR AT HOME”—(7:00-7:30 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

DAVE AND VICKY DECLARE WAR ON THEIR NEIGHBOR
ON “THE WAR AT HOME”
SUNDAY, JULY 8, ON FOX
 


Kenny’s dad, Achmed, pulls up the rose bushes between his home and Dave and Vicky’s, believing the property is his after an assessment. When Dave and Vicky disagree, the two families declare war on each other, putting Larry and Kenny in the middle. Meanwhile, Hillary jokingly tells Dave to choose her next boyfriend since he’s never happy with the boys she picks. Dave meets a boy who reminds him of himself, and against her better judgment, Hillary agrees to go out with him in the “Gaza Strip” episode of THE WAR AT HOME Sunday, July 8 (7:00-7:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (WAR-208) (TV-14 L)

Cast: Michael Rapaport as Dave, Anita Barone as Vicky, Kaylee DeFer as Hillary, Kyle Sullivan as Larry, Dean Collins as Mike and Rami Malek as Kenny.

Guest Cast:  Marcelo Tubert as Achmed, Alex Weed as Jay, Ryan Eggold as Bruce, Zachary San George as Young Larry, Ryan Elmore as Calvin and Joel Brooks as Joel.




--“KING OF THE HILL”—(7:30-8:00 PM ET/PT) CC

 

BILL BULKS UP
ON “KING OF THE HILL”
SUNDAY, JULY 8, ON FOX
 


While trying to get in shape for his physical at work, Bill bulks up and befriends a group of body builders who essentially take him hostage in his home gym. Bill’s aggressive attitude upsets the neighbors and when Bill becomes a meathead just like his trainer, it’s up to the guys to save Bill from the world of weight training in the “Bill, Bulk, and the Body Buddies” episode of KING OF THE HILL airing Sunday, July 8 (7:30-8:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (KH-1111) (TV-PG D, L)

Voice Cast: Mike Judge as Hank Hill, Octavio & Boomhauer; Kathy Najimy as Peggy Hill; Pamela S. Adlon as Bobby Hill; Brittany Murphy as Luanne; Johnny Hardwick as Dale; Stephen Root as Bill, Paramedic and Strickland; Ashley Gardner as Reverend Stroup and Nancy; David Herman as Jimmy Wichard and Johnson; Toby Huss as Cotton, Joe Jack and Kahn; Lauren Tom as Minh and Connie; and Jonathan Joss as Redcorn.

Guest Voice Cast: Henry Gibson as Bob Jenkins; Dennis Burkley as Carl; Breckin Meyer as Joseph; Danny Trejo as Enrique; Dave Thomas as Lane Pratley; Tom Petty as Lucky.




--“THE SIMPSONS”—(8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) CC

 

MARGE GETS HOOKED ON THE INTERNET
AND HOMER REFEREES LISA’S SOCCER GAME
ON “THE SIMPSONS”
SUNDAY, JULY 8, ON FOX
 


Marge becomes a spectacle during a PTA meeting for not having an e-mail address, and she decides to take a chance on using the Internet. Amazed and delighted by all the Internet has to offer, Marge joins a popular role-playing fantasy game called “Earthland Realms.” To Marge’s dismay, the game has her interacting with practically the whole town of Springfield including Bart, who happens to be the game’s most feared and destructive player. Meanwhile, Homer saves Lisa’s soccer game from cancellation after he volunteers to take the place of a referee who recently quit. However, Homer’s refereeing skills only exasperate Lisa, and her competitive streak gets the best of her in the “Marge Gamer” episode of THE SIMPSONS Sunday, July 8 (8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (SI-1810) (TV–PG V)

Voice Cast: Dan Castellaneta as Homer Simpson, Groundskeeper Willie, Grampa, and Krusty; Julie Kavner as Marge Simpson; Nancy Cartwright as Bart Simpson and Ralph Wiggum; Yeardley Smith as Lisa Simpson; Tress Macneille as East Indian Girl; Harry Shearer as Principal Skinner, Rev. Lovejoy, and Ned Flanders; Pamela Hayden as Wench Milhouse; Hank Azaria as Apu, Cletus, Moe, and Carl; Marcia Wallace as Enchantress Krabappel



 
--“AMERICAN DAD”—(8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

FRANCINE’S ON A QUEST FOR REVENGE
ON “AMERICAN DAD”
SUNDAY, JULY 8, ON FOX
 


When Francine’s birthday brings back haunting memories of a celebrity film moment stolen by George Clooney, Francine’s new dream is to destroy the star.  But when she tries to win Clooney’s heart with the intention of breaking it, Stan actually falls for him and sabotages the plan. Meanwhile back at home, Roger builds a vineyard and starts up a private sweat shop of foster children in the “Tears of a Clooney” episode of AMERICAN DAD Sunday, July 8 (8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (DAD-204) (TV-14 D, L, V)

Voice Cast: Seth MacFarlane as Stan Smith, Roger the Alien and Franz; Wendy Schaal as Francine Smith; Rachael MacFarlane as Hayley; Scott Grimes as Steve; and Dee Bradley Baker as Klaus and Boxleitner.

Guest Voice Cast: Andre Sogliuzzo as George Clooney; Kate Jackson as herself; Paget Brewster as Raina and John DiMaggio as Petkov.




--“FAMILY GUY”—(9:00-9:30 PM ET/PT) CC

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

PETER GETS PHYSICAL
ON “FAMILY GUY”
SUNDAY, JULY 8, ON FOX
 

           
When a bully begins to harass Chris, Peter goes to his defense, but the kid is so annoying that Peter beats him up. This is so satisfying that Peter realizes bullying is fun and begins to bully everyone in the house. Finally, Chris stands up to Peter and beats him senseless. Meanwhile, Stewie goes out without sunscreen and becomes obsessed with getting a tan. After Brian accidentally leaves him in the tanning booth for six hours, Stewie gets sunburned and fears he has cancer. While waiting for the results of his cancer screening, Stewie begins to live his life as if he had only days to live and drives Brian crazy with his demands in “The Tan Aquatic with Steve Zissou” episode of FAMILY GUY Sunday, July 8 (9:00-9:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (FG-506) (TV-14 D, L, S, V)

Voice Cast: Seth MacFarlane as Peter Griffin, Stewie Griffin, Brian Griffin, and Quagmire; Alex Borstein as Lois Griffin; Seth Green as Chris Griffin; Mila Kunis as Meg Griffin; Mike Henry as Cleveland.




 
--“FAMILY GUY”—(9:30-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

CHRIS AND MEG LEARN ABOUT THE BIRDS AND THE BEES
ON “FAMILY GUY”
SUNDAY, JULY 8, ON FOX

Gary Cole and David Cross Guest-Star
 

           
When Lois discovers that Chris has some bad information about sex, she volunteers to teach a sex-ed class at the high school. After Lois upsets the other parents with her honest approach, Principal Shepherd (guest voice Gary Cole) is forced to replace her with Reverend Jerry Kirkwood (guest voice David Cross). Meanwhile, Meg and her new guy take an abstinence pledge, but still manage to find a loophole. And a terrified Stewie sets a series of traps for the Tooth Fairy, hell-bent on destroying him in the “Prick Up Your Ears” episode of FAMILY GUY Sunday, July 8 (9:30-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (FG-501) (TV-14 D, L, S)

Voice Cast: Seth MacFarlane as Peter Griffin, Stewie Griffin, Brian Griffin, and Quagmire; Alex Borstein as Lois Griffin; Seth Green as Chris Griffin; Mila Kunis as Meg Griffin; Mike Henry as Cleveland.


 

 
 
 
 
SUNDAY, JUNE 24
 



 

--“KING OF THE HILL”—(7:00-7:30 PM ET/PT) CC

 
HANK IS GAMING FOR PROPANE
ON “KING OF THE HILL”
SUNDAY, JUNE 24, ON FOX
 



When Hank becomes addicted to a video game about propane, a concerned Peggy tries to stop Hank’s gaming. Meanwhile, Bobby trains for the Presidential Fitness Test in the ”Grand Theft Arlen” episode of KING OF THE HILL Sunday, June 24 (7:00-7:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (KH-1108) (TV-PG L, V)

Voice Cast: Mike Judge as Hank Hill, Dooley & Boomhauer; Kathy Najimy as Peggy Hill; Pamela S. Adlon as Bobby Hill; Johnny Hardwick as Dale & Video Game Pedestrians; Stephen Root as Bill, Computer Voice & Strickland; Toby Huss as Coach Kleehammer, Joe Jack & Kahn.

Guest Voice Cast: Randal Reeder as Customer; Justin Long as Gabriel; Breckin Meyer as Joseph & Sam; Dennis Burkley as Principal Moss; and Phil Lamarr as Roger.
The previously announced episode of THE WAR AT HOME, WAR-210, will not air this night.]


--“THE LOOP”—(7:30-8:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

 

SAM JOINS THE BIG BOYS
ON “THE LOOP”
SUNDAY, JUNE 24, ON FOX
 


When Sam is invited to a business lunch with Russ and all of his friends from the other airlines, including Russ' nemesis "The Dutch," he finally feels like he's arrived. However, being part of the big boys’ club isn't as easy as it sounds. When Sam's donation to The Dutch's charity takes him on a trip he'll never forget, it also ends up costing him more than he bargained for in "The Dutch" episode of THE LOOP airing Sunday, June 24 (7:30-8:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (LUP-207) (TV-14)

Cast: Bret Harrison as Sam; Eric Christian Olsen as Sully; Philip Baker Hall as Russ; Mimi Rogers as Meryl; Joy Osmanski as Darcy

Guest Cast: Madison Mason as The Dutch, Steve Stapenhorst as Gee, Peter Gluck as The Ghost, Michael Caldwell as Jet Blue, Rajni Kareer as Suzie O'Malley, Theresa Mulligan as Carrie Ann Williams.



 THE LOOP airs at 7:30, 8:30 and 9:30 PM on two Sundays, June 24 and July 1.]


--“THE SIMPSONS”—(8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) CC

 

BART GETS A NEW BODYGUARD
ON “THE SIMPSONS”
SUNDAY, JUNE 24, ON FOX
 


After Bart convinces all his friends not to go to Nelson’s birthday party, Marge forces him to attend. After the party, Bart becomes Nelson’s new best friend and under Nelson’s protection no one dares to mess with Bart. There’s only drawback to his newfound friend/bodyguard – he can no longer pal around with Milhouse in “The Haw-Hawked Couple” episode of THE SIMPSONS Sunday, June 24 (8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (SI-1802) (TV-PG S, V)

Voice Cast: Dan Castellaneta as Homer Simpson, Julie Kavner as Marge Simpson; Nancy Cartwright as Bart Simpson and Nelson; Yeardley Smith as Lisa Simpson; Pamela Hayden as Milhouse; Hank Azaria as Moe; Tress MacNeille as Mrs. Skinner and Russi Taylor as Sherri.




--“THE LOOP”—(8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

MERYL’S EGO IS BIGGER THAN SAM EXPECTED
ON “THE LOOP”
SUNDAY, JUNE 24, ON FOX
 


Sam doesn’t understand why Meryl is so angry at him for nominating her for a prestigious award that’s only for female executives. However, after he accidentally discovers that Meryl has much bigger ego than he previously thought, he’s forced to face her man-to-man in the “Lady Business” episode of THE LOOP airing Sunday, June 24 (8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (LUP-202) (TV-14 D, L)

Cast: Bret Harrison as Sam; Eric Christian Olsen as Sully; Philip Baker Hall as Russ; Mimi Rogers as Meryl; Joy Osmanski as Darcy.

Guest Cast: Ian Reed Kesler as Derek, Ben Bode as Joe, Saba Homayoon as Jane, Jim Blanchette as Yacovetti, Hari Dhillon as Sikander, Marty Lodge as Oppenhuizen




 
--“FAMILY GUY”—(9:00-9:30 PM ET/PT) CC

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

BRIAN LANDS A HOT GIRLFRIEND
ON “FAMILY GUY”
SUNDAY, JUNE 24, ON FOX

Drew Barrymore and Carrie Fisher Make Guest Voice Appearances
 

           
When Peter hurts his hand and his boss Angela (guest voice Carrie Fisher) tells him he needs to pick up the pace, Lois goes to the brewery and helps him play catch-up.  Meanwhile, when Stewie discovers that Brian is dating a very attractive but intellectually challenged girl named Jillian (guest voice Drew Barrymore), he tries to convince Brian to break up with her, but Brian can’t close the deal because she is so hot in the “Whistle While Your Wife Works” episode of FAMILY GUY Sunday, June 24 (9:00-9:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (FG-435) (TV-14 D, L, S, V)

Voice Cast: Seth MacFarlane as Peter Griffin, Stewie Griffin, Brian Griffin, and Quagmire; Alex Borstein as Lois Griffin; Seth Green as Chris Griffin; Mila Kunis as Meg Griffin; Mike Henry as Cleveland.

Guest Voice Cast: Drew Barrymore as Jillian and Carrie Fisher as Angela.




--“THE LOOP”—(9:30-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

“THE LOOP” HITS ITS “STRIDE”
SUNDAY, JUNE 24, ON FOX
 


Russ has to take drastic measures to keep TransAlliance in the black and asks his team to take on a corporate sponsor. When Sam is assigned the task, he initially resists because he feels they are selling out. But when he meets the cute Stride marketing rep, Leeza (Christine Lakin), he changes his tune. After their business dinner turns into an awesome date, Sam realizes he may have inadvertently approved a product placement campaign that could burst the airline’s bubble and cost them more than just a few packs of ridiculously long-lasting gum in the “Stride” episode of THE LOOP airing Sunday, June 24 (9:30-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (LUP-204) (TV-14 D, L)

Cast: Bret Harrison as Sam; Eric Christian Olsen as Sully; Philip Baker Hall as Russ; Mimi Rogers as Meryl; Joy Osmanski as Darcy.

Guest Cast: Ian Reed Kessler as Derek, Diana-Maria Riva as Benita, Christine Lakin as Leeza, Patricia Belcher as Pat Swanson





 

MONDAY, JUNE 25
 




--“FAMILY GUY”—(8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) CC

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

QUAGMIRE SAVES THE DAY
ON “FAMILY GUY”
MONDAY, JUNE 25, ON FOX

Hugh Hefner Makes a Guest Voice Appearance
 


Peter takes Quagmire to the airport for work and messes things up, causing Quagmire to lose his job as a pilot. Quagmire can’t find another gig, so Peter and Cleveland devise a plan to help him get his old job back. When the plan flops, Quagmire receives advice from his idol, Hugh Hefner, which leads him to save the day in the “Airport ‘07” episode of FAMILY GUY Monday, June 25 (8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (FG-508) (TV-14 D, L, V)

Voice Cast: Seth MacFarlane as Peter Griffin, Stewie Griffin, Brian Griffin, and Quagmire; Alex Borstein as Lois Griffin; Seth Green as Chris Griffin; Mila Kunis as Meg Griffin; Mike Henry as Cleveland.

Guest Voice Cast: Hugh Hefner as himself and man in blazer; Adam West as Mayor West.

Contact: Tracey Raftery 310.369.3945


--“FAMILY GUY”—(8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

PETER OPENS A RESTAURANT
ON “FAMILY GUY”
MONDAY, JUNE 25, ON FOX
 


When the Griffin family decides to start a restaurant, they have a hard time attracting customers. But after Joe promises to help, Peter is excited that it might become a cop hangout. However, things don’t really turn out as Peter had hoped and it begins to be popular with handicapped patrons. Although Peter attempts to change the atmosphere of his new place, a sudden twist of irony quickly changes his mind in the “No Meals on Wheels” episode of FAMILY GUY Monday, June 25 (8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (FG-509) (TV-14 D, L, V)

Voice Cast: Seth MacFarlane as Peter Griffin, Stewie Griffin, Brian Griffin, and Quagmire; Alex Borstein as Lois Griffin; Seth Green as Chris Griffin; Mila Kunis as Meg Griffin; Mike Henry as Cleveland.

Guest Voice Cast: Patrick Warburton as Joe.



The previously announced episode of AMERICAN DAD at 8:30 PM will not air this night.]


--“HELL’S KITCHEN”—8 Chefs Compete—(9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

CHEF RAMSAY PUSHES THE CONTESTANTS’ PALATES TO THE EXTREME
ON “HELL’S KITCHEN”
MONDAY, JUNE 25, ON FOX

Winner to Become Head Chef at Fine-Dining Restaurant at
Green Valley Ranch Resort, Spa and Casino in Las Vegas
 


After a disastrous dinner service the previous night, the remaining eight contestants  are shocked to hear that their next challenge will have nothing to do with cooking. Emphasizing that the secret to being a good chef is having a discerning palate, Chef Ramsay pits the teams against each other in a HELL’S KITCHEN taste-test challenge. The blindfolded contestants go head-to-head to identify a selection of foods chosen by Chef Ramsay, relying not only on their taste buds, but also on their experience as chefs. When the losing team fails to identify some of the most commonplace food items, Chef Ramsay orders a grotesque taste-testing practice session that turns even some of the strongest contestants’ stomachs. Meanwhile, the winning team members get to treat their palates to a unique dining experience with Chef Ramsay that is unlike anything they’ve ever experienced before. At the next dinner service, the contestants’ fate lies in the hands of the customers, who will rate and critique the meals they are served that evening. As Chef Ramsay’s insults abound, the criticism pushes some contestants dangerously close to their breaking point as “8 Chefs Compete” on HELL’S KITCHEN Monday, June 25 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (HK-304) (TV-14 L)

Cast: Head Chef Gordon Ramsay, sous chef Scott Leibfried, sous chef MaryAnn Salcedo and maitre d’ Jean-Philippe Susilovic.





 
 

TUESDAY, JUNE 26
 



--“ON THE LOT”—13 Cut to 12 & 12 Directors Compete—(8:00-9:00 PM ET live/PT tape-delayed) CC

 

LIGHTS! CAMERA! ACTION!

ONE MORE DIRECTOR IS SERVED HIS OR HER “FINAL CUT”
AND THE DOZEN REMAINING DIRECTOR FINALISTS COMPETE
AS THE CAMERAS CONTINUE TO ROLL
“ON THE LOT” TUESDAY, JUNE 26, ON FOX

Series Executive-Produced by Mark Burnett and Steven Spielberg
 


One director is eliminated from the competition and the remaining directors present their new films in an assigned genre in the “13 Cut to 12 & 12 Directors Compete” episode of ON THE LOT Tuesday, June 26 (8:00-9:00 PM ET live/PT tape-delayed) on FOX.  (OTL-107) (TV-PG)

Judges: Carrie Fisher, Garry Marshall

Host: Adrianna Costa




--“HOUSE”—(9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

HOUSE TAKES A YOUNG PATIENT’S PARENTS TO COURT
IN ORDER TO GET HIS COURSE OF TREATMENT ENFORCED,
AND TRITTER OFFERS FOREMAN A DEAL
TO COME CLEAN ABOUT HOUSE’S DRUG USE
ON “HOUSE” TUESDAY, JUNE 26, ON FOX

David Morse Guest-Stars
 


House and the team take on the case of Alice, a young girl with pancreatitis. Since her divorced parents can’t agree on how to proceed with her treatment and won’t let House bully them into making a decision, House’s only option is to take them to court and let a judge rule on the matter. When Alice’s condition continues to worsen, House is forced to take her parents to court again, but in a surprising ruling, the judge awards guardianship of Alice to Dr. Cuddy, leaving her to determine the young girl’s medical care. Meanwhile, House’s reduced access to Vicodin is beginning to take its toll and he hits Cuddy up for more of the medication, but instead of writing a prescription, she strictly rations his pills. Detective Tritter wants House to find a non-addictive way to cope with his pain before House kills somebody. As part of his strategy to get one of House’s team members to crack, Tritter freezes Cameron and Foreman’s bank accounts, and ultimately offers Foreman a deal to come clean about House’s drug use in the “Finding Judas” episode of HOUSE airing Tuesday, June 26 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (HOU-309) (TV-PG L)

Cast: Hugh Laurie as Dr. Gregory House; Lisa Edelstein as Dr. Lisa Cuddy; Omar Epps as Dr. Eric Foreman; Robert Sean Leonard as Dr. James Wilson; Jennifer Morrison as Dr. Allison Cameron; Jesse Spencer as Dr. Robert Chase.

Guest Cast: David Morse as Officer Michael Tritter; Alyssa Shafer as Alice; Christopher Gartin as Rob; Paula Cale as Edie; Jodi Long as Judge; Jordana Capra as Wealthy Wife; Bobbin Bergstrom as Nurse





 

WEDNESDAY, JUNE 27
 



**2-HOUR EPISODE**—“SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE”—Top 16 Perform—(8:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC

 

ANOTHER BIG NIGHT OF DANCING
ON “SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE”
WEDNESDAY, JUNE 27, ON FOX
 


The remaining 16 contestants perform for the judges and try to prove why they should be named the country’s best dancer. See who steps into America’s heart with their smooth moves and who collapses under the pressure when the “Top 16 Perform” on a special two-hour episode of SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE Wednesday, June 27 (8:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (DAN-311/312) (TV-PG)

Host: Cat Deeley





 

THURSDAY, JUNE 28
 



--“ARE YOU SMARTER THAN A 5TH GRADER?”—(8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC

 

CONTESTANTS PUT THEIR ELEMENTARY SCHOOL SKILLS TO THE TEST
ON “ARE YOU SMARTER THAN A 5TH GRADER?”
THURSDAY, JUNE 28, ON FOX
 


Unlike the typical game show that measures intelligence, ARE YOU SMARTER THAN A 5th GRADER? tests adults’ lack of knowledge – as revealed by how much they’ve forgotten since elementary school. New grownup contestants will again find themselves in a classroom setting, revisiting their youth, as they tackle subjects they’ve already been taught, ranging from art to geography and math to social studies. However, the players are not alone. There is a way for contestants to “cheat” in this classroom. The adults will have the opportunity to get some help from real grade-schoolers, who will offer what they think is the correct a-n-s-w-e-r on tonight’s episode of ARE YOU SMARTER THAN A 5TH GRADER? Thursday, June 28 (8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (AYS-118) (TV-PG)

Host: Jeff Foxworthy




--“SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE” RESULTS SHOW—2 of 16 Voted Off—(9:00-10:00 PM ET live/PT tape-delayed) CC

 

TWO OF 16 TO SHUFFLE OFF
ON THE “SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE” RESULTS SHOW
LIVE, THURSDAY, JUNE 28, ON FOX
 


Last night the Top 16 contestants showed off their best moves in hopes of winning the judges’ praise and the viewers’ votes. Tonight, the quest to be named America’s No. 1 dancer comes to an end for one boy and one girl. The voting outcome is revealed live on the SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE Results Show Thursday, June 28 (9:00-10:00 PM ET live/PT tape-delayed) on FOX.  (DAN-311A/312A) (TV-PG)

Host: Cat Deeley





FRIDAY, JUNE 29


--“BONES”—(8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

WHEN A DEADLY EXPLOSION KILLS A YOUNG GIRL,
BRENNAN AND BOOTH ARE FORCED TO FIGHT THE U.S. GOVERNMENT
IN ORDER TO BRING A MURDERER TO JUSTICE
ON “BONES
FRIDAY, JUNE 29, ON FOX

Tamara Taylor Guest-Stars
 


Brennan and Booth are called to the site of an explosion in a Miami hotel where a young woman has been burned to death. Initially, the explosion is thought to be the work of a Colombian drug cartel intending to target Judge Dolores Ramos, the Colombian judicial representative. State Department official Alex Radziwill insists everything to do with Judge Ramos and the case go through him, which becomes both annoying and problematic when he stands in Brennan and Booth’s way as they do their jobs in pursuit of key information about the case. When fingers point to Ramos’ husband and son, Booth and Brennan are shocked to learn who was behind the murderous plot, and how far the State Department will go to protect a murder suspect in “The Girl in Suite 2103” episode of BONES airing Friday, June 29 (8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (BON-206) (TV-14 D, L, V)

Cast: Emily Deschanel as Dr. Temperance Brennan, David Boreanaz as FBI Special Agent Seeley Booth, TJ Thyne as Dr. Jack Hodgins, Michaela Conlin as Angela Montenegro, Eric Millegan as Zack Addy.

Guest Cast: Tamara Taylor as Dr. Camille “Cam” Saroyan; Danny Woodburn as Alex Radziwill; Bertila Damas as Judge Dolores Ramos; Carlos La Camara as Juan Ramos; Laura Leigh Hughes as Jill Winokur; Andres Londono as Antonio Ramos; Cerina Vincent as Denise; John Kassir as Lawrence Melvoy.




--“STANDOFF”—(9:00-10:00) ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

WHEN A HOSTAGE-TAKER CLAIMS
A CLOSE AND PERSONAL CONNECTION TO EMILY,
SHE IS FORCED TO VISIT SOMEONE FROM HER PAST
ON “STANDOFF” FRIDAY JUNE 29, ON FOX
 


When a young boy is kidnapped and held hostage, the hostage-taker claims a direct connection to Emily. He releases a videotape of the captive boy holding a sign saying “Emily Lehman did this,” and the situation becomes all too personal. As the search for the boy continues, it becomes evident that the hostage-taker has been planning his charade for months and is bent on seeking some sort of revenge. When the hostage-taker releases risqué video footage of Emily and Matt to the media, Emily is forced to visit someone from her past in order to find answers. Emily learns that she has 24 hours to find the boy, and she and Matt race to save him and find out who the mystery hostage-taker is in the “Lie to Me” episode of STANDOFF airing Friday, June 29 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT).  (SOF-115) (TV-14 D, L, S, V)

Cast: Ron Livingston as Matt Flannery, Rosemarie Dewitt as Emily Lehman, Gina Torres as Cheryl Carrera, Michael Cudlitz as Frank Perry, Raquel Alessi as Lia Mathers.





 
SATURDAY, JUNE 30


--“COPS: COAST TO COAST”—(8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) CC

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

WOMAN WANTED ON WARRANTS
ON “COPS: COAST TO COAST”
SATURDAY, JUNE 30, ON FOX
 


When shots are fired in an area known for drug activity, Officer Brian Smigielski and Officer Michael Walsh of the Boston, MA, Police Department spot a suspect on a bike attempting to flee the scene. The officers investigate further and locate a gun. Also featured is Officer Bill Anderson of the Las Vegas, NV, Police Department, responding to a family disturbance. After questioning the couple, officers find that the female has $9,000 in warrants out for her arrest and have to take her into custody on COPS: COAST TO COAST airing Saturday, June 30 (8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (CP-1926) (TV-PG L, V)

Contact: Josh Governale  310-369-7455




PA: Due to the graphic nature of this program, viewer discretion is advised.

 

CAMERAS CAPTURE CONSEQUENCES
WHEN SUSPECTS RESIST ARREST
ON “COPS: COAST TO COAST”
SATURDAY, JUNE 30, ON FOX
 


Deputy Iris Reyes of the Palm Beach, FL, County Sheriffs Department is summoned, to a seemingly ordinary disturbance call, but at the scene nothing is routine and three officers have to detain one intoxicated man. Also featured are Detectives Calvin Kennedy and Brain Nicholas of the Pittsburgh, PA, Bureau of Police Vice Impact Squad, who encounter a suspicious vehicle. The suspect leads police on a high-speed case through a residential neighborhood on COPS: COAST TO COAST airing Saturday, June 30 (8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (CP-1903) (TV-14 L)




--“AMERICA’S MOST WANTED: AMERICA FIGHTS BACK”—(9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC

 

“AMERICA’S MOST WANTED: AMERICA FIGHTS BACK”
CONTINUES ITS PURSUIT OF JUSTICE
SATURDAY, JUNE 30, ON FOX
 


AMERICA’S MOST WANTED: AMERICA FIGHTS BACK takes on the nation's hottest crime issues. This crime-fighting program focuses on capturing fugitives, protecting victims and empowering citizens within the criminal justice system. The series also takes an in-depth look at laws that harm victims, champions the cause of lawmakers fighting to protect victims' rights and presents news of recent captures, convictions and missing children cases. AMERICA’S MOST WANTED: AMERICA FIGHTS BACK airs Saturday, June 30 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (MW-2034) (TV-PG V)

Host: John Walsh




--“MADtv”—(11:00 PM-MIDNIGHT ET/PT) CC

 

REVISIT CINCO DE MAYO WITH
“MADtv” SATURDAY, JUNE 30, ON FOX

Tito Ortiz Makes a Special Guest Appearance
 


The cast offers “Survivor” and “Scrubs” parodies as well as footage from “Britney Spears” and “Kevin Federline”’s appearance in divorce court. Plus, Ultimate Fighting Champion Tito Ortiz shoots a deodorant commercial with Bobby and Jordan on MADtv airing Saturday, June 30 (11:00 PM-Midnight ET/PT) on FOX.  (MD-1221) (TV-14 D, L, S)
               
Cast: Ike Barinholtz, Frank Caeti, Frank Caliendo, Crista Flanagan, Daniele Gaither, Keegan-Michael Key, Bobby Lee, Michael McDonald, Arden Myrin, Nicole Parker, Jordan Peele, Nicole Randall Johnson and Stephnie Weir.

Guest Cast: Tito Ortiz




--“TALKSHOW WITH SPIKE FERESTEN”—(Midnight-12:30 AM ET/PT) CC

 

JEFF GARLIN ADDS TO THE ENTHUSIASM ON
“TALKSHOW WITH SPIKE FERESTEN”
SATURDAY, JUNE 30, ON FOX
 


Comedic actor Jeff Garlin, best known for his role as “Jeff Greene” on “Curb Your Enthusiasm,” adds to the late-night laughs when he realizes that his history with Larry David has followed him to this guest appearance on TALKSHOW WITH SPIKE FERESTEN Saturday, June 30 (Midnight-12:30 AM ET/PT) on FOX.  (SPK-111) (TV-14 D, L)

Host: Spike Feresten





 

SUNDAY, JULY 1
 



--“KING OF THE HILL”—(7:00-7:30 PM ET/PT) CC

 

PEGGY HAS HER EYE ON THE HEIGHTS
ON “KING OF THE HILL” SUNDAY, JULY 1, ON FOX
 


When Peggy puts her eye on selling real estate in exclusive Arlen Heights, she befriends Heights residents Cindy and Ted in an effort to utilize their social circle for work. Cindy embraces the new friendship and scams Peggy into becoming the new “Cozy Kitchen” representative. With boxes of products to sell, Peggy quickly learns that Arlen Heights isn’t as perfect and prestigious as it seems. Meanwhile, Dale, who has been using the identity of Rusty Shackelford, is surprised by a visit from the real Rusty in the “Peggy’s Gone to Pots” episode of KING OF THE HILL Sunday, July 1 (7:00-7:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (KH-1109) (TV-PG L, V)

Voice Cast: Mike Judge as Hank Hill & Boomhauer; Kathy Najimy as Peggy Hill; Pamela S. Adlon as Bobby Hill, Cindy & Donna; Brittany Murphy as Luanne & Sales Associate; Johnny Hardwick as Dale; Stephen Root as Bill & Strickland; Toby Huss as Joe Jack, Kahn & Ted; Ashley Gardner as Nancy & Candi; and Lauren Tom as Minh & Wealthy Woman.

Guest Voice Cast: Chris Elliott as Chris Sizemore; Wyatt Cenac as Customer & Guard; Peri Gilpin as Judy; Phil Hendrie as Roger & Man; and Scott Klace as Rusty.




--“THE LOOP”—(7:30-8:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

SULLY MAKES SURE
THAT SAM GETS TO HIS MEETING ON TIME
ON “THE LOOP”
SUNDAY, JULY 1, ON FOX
 


When Russ' dearest friend Crazy Goat dies, Russ asks his staff to come up with crazy ways to make the company money just like Crazy Goat would. Sam asks Derek Tricolli to set up a meeting to discuss a lucrative business merger involving his company and the airline. However, Derek will only agree to the meeting if Sam gets Darcy to go out with him. As Derek and Darcy get to know each other. Sam finds himself racing to the meeting after he was ejected from the plane for being too drunk and then arriving in a state that won't soon be forgotten in the “Crazy Goat” episode of THE LOOP airing Sunday, July 1 (7:30-8:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (LUP-203) (TV-14 D, L)

Cast: Bret Harrison as Sam; Eric Christian Olsen as Sully; Philip Baker Hall as Russ; Mimi Rogers as Meryl; Joy Osmanski as Darcy.

Guest Cast: Ian Reed Kessler as Derek, Katherine Bailess as Wende, Diana-Maria Riva as Benita, Howard S. Miller as Dekeyser, Michael D. Roberts as Hibbard, Chantel Valdivieso as Hannah, Autumn Urso as Bekah, Terry Savage as the Security Guard and Jonathan Chapin as the janitor.




--“THE SIMPSONS”— (8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) CC

 

HOMER IS THE “CATCH OF THE DAY”
ON “THE SIMPSONS”
SUNDAY, JULY 1, ON FOX
 


While watching a home movie, Marge becomes depressed as she is reminded of memorable childhood vacations spent at Barnacle Bay. Hating to see Marge sad, Homer and the kids take her on a surprise trip to the bay, only to discover that it has turned into a rundown mess due to the absence of fish. Homer and the kids lovingly give the boardwalk a whole new makeover for Marge. But when Homer accidentally lights the renovated carousel on fire, stirring up an angry mob of townspeople, more than just waves come crashing down in “The Wife Aquatic” episode of THE SIMPSONS Sunday, July 1 (8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (SI-1803) (TV- PG V)

Voice Cast: Dan Castellaneta as Homer Simpson, Sideshow Mel, Grampa, Townie #3, Mosquito, Fortune Teller Customer, Zeke, Crew Member #2, Sailor, Oceanographer and Co-Pilot; Julie Kavner as Marge Simpson and Selma; Nancy Cartwright as Bart Simpson, Maggie Simpson and Kearney; Yeardley Smith as Lisa Simpson; Pamela Hayden as Milhouse, Jimbo and Fortune Teller; Hank Azaria as Moe, Kirk Van Houten, Carl, Chief Wiggum, Townie #2, Captain Jack, Nathaniel, Grizzled Old Salt, Fausto, Pilot, Preacher and Lumberjack; Tress MacNeille as Luann Van Houten, Dolph, Emily, Alice and Mermaid and Harry Shearer as Ned Flanders, Lenny, Townie #1, Male Candy Worker, Crew Member #1, Helicopter Officer and Gruff Japanese Sailor.




--“THE LOOP”—(8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

SAM BECOMES LARGE AND IN CHARGE
ON “THE LOOP”
SUNDAY, JULY 1, ON FOX

Mark Cuban Flies Coach in Special Guest Appearance
 


After Sam’s meeting with the American Association of Plus-Sized Adults goes terribly wrong, he is forced wear a fat suit on a Trans-Alliance flight to understand their plight. Flying coach, Sam finds himself seated next to Dallas Mavericks owner Mark Cuban. Russ has given Sam an additional assignment on the flight: to spy on his girlfriend to make sure she isn’t cheating on him. What Sam doesn’t realize is that Russ has ensured there isn’t any wiggle room for error in the “Fatty” episode of THE LOOP airing Sunday, July 1 (8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (LUP-201) (TV-14 D, L, S)

Cast: Bret Harrison as Sam; Eric Christian Olsen as Sully; Philip Baker Hall as Russ; Mimi Rogers as Meryl; Joy Osmanski as Darcy.

Guest Cast: Mark Cuban as himself, Katherine Bailess as Wende, Jill Ritchie as Jenny, Brad Grunberg as Carl, Peter Allen Vogt as Martin, Todd Sherry as Jeff, James Castle Stevens as Man, Mattilyn Rochester as Woman, Deforest Mapp as Todd, Rob Hahn as Brooklyn, Ryan Quintana as Sargeant.




--“FAMILY GUY”—(9:00-9:30 PM ET/PT) CC

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

THE PINT DOESN’T FALL FAR FROM THE TREE
ON “FAMILY GUY”
SUNDAY, JULY 1, ON FOX

Charles Durning and Phyllis Diller Guest-Voice
 

           
After Peter’s dad, Francis, dies, he finds out from Thelma that his real father lives in Ireland. So Peter and Brian head there in search of his father, who ends up being the town drunk, which is a great honor, and he challenges him to a drinking game to prove his paternity. Meanwhile, Stewie acts out and Lois spanks him, but he quickly realizes that he likes it and does whatever he can to get into trouble in the “Peter’s Two Dads” episode of FAMILY GUY Sunday, July 1 (9:00-9:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (FG-505) (TV-14 D, L, V)

Voice Cast: Seth MacFarlane as Peter Griffin, Stewie Griffin, Brian Griffin, and Quagmire; Alex Borstein as Lois Griffin; Seth Green as Chris Griffin; Mila Kunis as Meg Griffin; Mike Henry as Cleveland.

Guest Voice Cast: Charles Durning as Francis and Phyllis Diller as Thelma. 




 
**SEASON FINALE**—“THE LOOP”—(9:30-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

SAM GETS INVOLVED IN A LITTLE MONKEY BUSINESS
ON “THE LOOP”
SUNDAY, JULY 1, ON FOX
 


Sam has to let Meryl down easy after Russ’ good friend Ralph, a legend in the airline industry, offers to help him on a new project. When the project ends up becoming a circus, Sam begs Meryl to take him back – but she’s not one to forgive that easy in the “The Stranger” episode of THE LOOP airing Sunday, July 1 (9:30-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (LUP-206) (TV-14 D, L)

Cast: Bret Harrison as Sam; Eric Christian Olsen as Sully; Philip Baker Hall as Russ; Mimi Rogers as Meryl; Joy Osmanski as Darcy.

Guest Cast: Dale Dye as Ralph Somkin, Ian Reed Kesler as Derek, Barry Wiggins as Doug, Jim Blanchette as Yacovetti, Fred Kronenberg as Man.


 

 

 

 

 

SUNDAY, JUNE 17
 



--“THE WAR AT HOME”—(7:00-7:30 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

DAVE WANTS NO MORE TO DO WITH HIS DAUGHTER
ON “THE WAR AT HOME”
SUNDAY, JUNE 17, ON FOX
 


Dave and Vicky rush to the hospital when they find out Hillary’s date overdosed, only to discover that the date was fake and Hillary is really dating an older man on the “I Wash My Hands of You” episode of THE WAR AT HOME Sunday, June 17 (7:00-7:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (WAR-206) (TV-14 D, L)

Cast: Michael Rapaport as Dave, Anita Barone as Vicky, Kaylee DeFer as Hillary, Kyle Sullivan as Larry, Dean Collins as Mike and Rami Malek as Kenny.

Guest Cast:  Seth MacFarlane as Hillary’s Date, Zoe DiStephano as Brenda, Derek Mio as Henry, Jaclyn Gutierrez as Java Bean Girl, Alex Endeshaw as John and Joel Brooks as Joel.




--“KING OF THE HILL”—(7:30-8:00 PM ET/PT) CC

 

BILL FINDS RELIGION AND A GIRLFRIEND
ON “KING OF THE HILL”
SUNDAY, JUNE 17, ON FOX
 


When Bill survives the roof caving in over his bed, he takes it as a sign from God and immerses himself in church activities. Hank soon discovers that Bill’s religious zeal may be due to a secret affair with Reverend Stroup. But when Reverend Stroup quits the church and moves in with Bill, an overwhelmed Bill tries to break up with her in ”The Passion of the Dauterive” episode of KING OF THE HILL Sunday, June 17 (7:30-8:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (KH-1107) (TV-PG D, L)

Voice Cast: Mike Judge as Hank Hill, Boomhauer & Dooley; Kathy Najimy as Peggy Hill; Pamela S. Adlon as Bobby Hill, Sue & Woman #2; Johnny Hardwick as Dale & Video Game Pedestrians; Stephen Root as Bill, Male Deacon #2, Computer Voice & Strickland; Ashley Gardner as Reverend Stroup & Woman #1 and Toby Huss as Coach Kleehammer, Joe Jack & Kahn.

Guest Voice Cast: Scott Klace as Male Deacon #1 & Man; Randal Reeder as Customer; Justin Long as Gabriel; Breckin Meyer as Joseph & Sam



SIMPSONS”—(8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) CC

 

HOMER CAPTURES SPRINGFIELD’S DIRT
ON “THE SIMPSONS”
ON SUNDAY, JUNE 17, ON FOX
 


When a candle on Homer’s birthday cake sets fire to his party hat, the Springfield fire department must save the Simpson home from peril for the sixth time that month. Marge is inspired to purchase a fireproof safe to protect the family’s most precious valuables, but a freak accident causes the safe itself to explode and destroy its contents, including Marge’s family photo album. Refusing to accept the tragedy, Marge decides to restage all of the family’s photographs, and when a celebrity dating scandal is captured in the background of one of their photos, the Simpsons strike tabloid gold. Tasting success and seeing money to be made, Homer takes to the streets as one of the paparazzi. Overnight, Homer becomes Springfield’s most valued photographer, and he appears unstoppable. However, when he crashes a celebrity wedding, the subjects who’ve been humiliated in his photos band together to seek revenge against Homer in the “Homerazzi” episode of THE SIMPSONS Sunday, June 17 (8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (SI-1806) (TV-PG)

Voice Cast: Dan Castellaneta as Homer Simpson, Krusty, Sideshow Mel, and Mayor Quimby; Julie Kavner as Marge Simpson; Nancy Cartwright as Bart SImpson; Yeardley Smith as Lisa Simpson; Tress MacNeille as Paris Texan, Rose Quimby, Maria Quimby; Hank Azaria as Moe, Drederick Tatum, Apu; and Harry Shearer as Rainier Wolfcastle, Skinne, and Lenny.

Guest Cast: J.K. Simmons as Tabloid Editor, Peter Wolf as Himself, Harry Hamlin as Himself, Betty White as Herself, Jon Lovitz as Enrico Irritazio




--“THE LOOP”—(8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

 

RUSS CELEBRATES HIS BIRTHDAY
ON “THE LOOP”
SUNDAY, JUNE 17, ON FOX
 


When Russ tells everyone not to give him gifts for his birthday, they know he doesn't mean it, so they scramble to get him the most expensive and elaborate gifts they can find. Sam finds out that Russ once owned and loved an exotic bird, so he sets out to get him one for his party. Of course, nothing Sam does ever goes smoothly, and he gets into hot water for rushing his gift across international borders in the "Yeah, Presents" episode of THE LOOP Sunday, June 17 (8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (LUP-208) (TV-14 D)

Cast: Philip Baker Hall as Russ, Bret Harrison as Sam, Mimi Rogers as Meryl, Joy Osmanski as Darcy and Eric Christian Olsen as Sully.

Guest Cast: AIan Reed Kesler as Derek, Marty Lodge as Oppenhuizen, Barry Wiggins as Doug, Jim Blanchette as Yacovetti, Hari Dhillon as Sikander, Kelly Perine as Agent Beckman, Yvette Nicole Brown as Agent Isabelle, Maria Canals as Agent Denise.




--“FAMILY GUY”—(9:00-9:30 PM ET/PT) CC

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

STEWIE HAS A CHANGE OF HEART
ON “FAMILY GUY”
SUNDAY, JUNE 17, ON FOX
 

           
After Lois saves his beloved teddy bear, Rupert, Stewie starts to think that maybe he shouldn’t kill his dear old mom and clings to her like a baby blanket. However, Stewie’s change in demeanor doesn’t go over well with Lois and she gets sick of all his loving attention. Meanwhile, Peter undergoes a prostate exam and thinks his doctor is molesting him in the “Stewie Loves Lois” episode of FAMILY GUY Sunday, June 17 (9:00-9:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (FG-432) (TV-14 D, L, S)

Voice Cast: Seth MacFarlane as Peter Griffin, Stewie Griffin, Brian Griffin, Quagmire, Bugs Bunny, Michael Chiklis, Roger Moore, Steve Allen, Tom Tucker, Wilford Brimley, Hadja, Superman and Walt Disney; Alex Borstein as Lois Griffin, Barbara Streisand, Rosanne, Sarah, Andrea, Tricia, Vanessa, Condaleeza Rice, Fran and Wonder Woman; Seth Green as Chris Griffin and Kurt Cobain; Mila Kunis as Meg Griffin; Mike Henry as Cleveland and Cleveland Jr.




--“THE LOOP”—(9:30-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

DARCY GETS NOTHING ... AGAIN
ON THE "THE LOOP"
SUNDAY, JUNE 17, ON FOX
 


When Russ wants to attract more families to TransAlliance Airlines, he asks his team to create a fun and original icon for the kids. Sam submits an original idea from Darcy that Russ initially loves. However, when Russ mistakenly sees a doodle that Sully had drawn, he trashes Darcy's idea and goes with Sully's. But like everything Sully does, it creates even more problems than it’s worth in the "CSI: Donut Idol Bowl" episode of THE LOOP Sunday, June 17 (9:30-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (LUP-205) (TV-14 D, L)

Cast: Philip Baker Hall as Russ, Bret Harrison as Sam, Mimi Rogers as Meryl, Joy Osmanski as Darcy and Eric Christian Olsen as Sully.

Guest Cast: Ian Reed Kesler as Derek, Hari Dhillon as Sikander, Marty Lodge as Openhuizen, Duane Shepard Sr. as Balloon Pilot, Jeremy Shada as Luxembourgian Boy.

The air order for THE LOOP has been revised. LUP-203, previously announced for this date, has been rescheduled to July 1 at 7:30.]



 

MONDAY, JUNE 18
 



--“THE SIMPSONS”—(8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) CC

 

REVENGE IS SWEET FOR “THE SIMPSONS”
MONDAY, JUNE 18 ON FOX
 


After the Simpsons’ car breaks down, the family tells each other tales of revenge gone wrong. Marge offers a cautionary tale of revenge from 19th-century France, where Homer is charged with treason; Lisa tells of a nerd revenge at Springfield Elementary involving Milhouse leading the nerds to overthrow the bullies; and Bart’s story follows the great crime-fighter Red Revenge in the ”Revenge is a Dish Best Served Three Times” episode of THE SIMPSONS Monday, June 18 (8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (SI-1805) (TV-PG D, V)

Voice Cast: Dan Castellaneta as Homer Simpson, Julie Kavner as Marge Simpson; Nancy Cartwright as Bart Simpson; Yeardley Smith as Lisa Simpson; Pamela Hayden as Milhouse; Hank Azaria as Moe and Cletus; Pamela Hayden as Milhouse and Tress MacNeille.




**TIME PERIOD PREMIERE**—“AMERICAN DAD”—(8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

STEVE HAS SOME GROWING PAINS
ON “AMERICAN DAD”
MONDAY, JUNE 18, ON FOX
 


Stan wants Steve to be popular and goes to desperate measures giving him steroids to make him bigger, better and part of the in-crowd at school. But when the steroids have an unexpected side effect, Steve gets a lot more attention than anyone expected. Meanwhile, after Haley makes a movie about Francine’s life as a housewife, Francine is determined to start a new career as a doctor in the “Helping Handis” episode of AMERICAN DAD Monday, June 18 (8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (DAD-202) (TV-14 D, S)

Voice Cast: Seth MacFarlane as Stan Smith and Roger the Alien; Wendy Schaal as Francine Smith; Rachael MacFarlane as Hayley; Scott Grimes as Steve; and Dee Bradley Baker as Klaus and Little Tex.

Guest Voice Cast:  Eddie Kaye Thomas as Barry; Matt McKenna as Coach Andrews; John Cho as Vince Chung; John DiMaggio as Sully; Mike Barker as Nick; Fred Tatasciore as Johnny Four-Legs; Kevin Michael Richardson as Monty and Andre Sogliuzzo as Deaf Teddy and Blind Jimmy.

 ON THE LOT now airs once weekly, Tuesdays at 8 PM.]


--“HELL’S KITCHEN”—10 Chefs Compete—(9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

CHEF RAMSAY SHOWS THE CONTESTANTS WHO IS FIRST-IN-COMMAND
AS THEY COMPETE TO SERVE MEMBERS OF THE ARMED FORCES
ON “HELL’S KITCHEN”
MONDAY, JUNE 18, ON FOX
 


Winner to Become Head Chef at Fine-Dining Restaurant at
Green Valley Ranch Resort, Spa and Casino in Las Vegas

The teams face off once again with a special challenge as they prepare breakfast for men and women of the armed forces who have come to dine at HELL’S KITCHEN. Not unlike a drill sergeant himself, Chef Ramsay pushes each team to serve the honored guests with impeccable quality, and the team leaders are given the perfect opportunity to either shine or crumble under the pressure. After demonstrating they can truly feed an army, the winning team is rewarded with a special day of rest and relaxation, while the losing team finds out what Kitchen Patrol, or KP, is really like in HELL’S KITCHEN. When one of the contestants falls seriously ill, the team must carry on, not knowing if their fallen comrade will be able to return.  Later, Chef Ramsay’s temper is pushed to the limits as the teams attempt to complete dinner service once again. When one team narrowly escapes serving a potentially toxic dish, a contestant is forced to leave as “10 Chefs Compete” on HELL’S KITCHEN Monday, June 18 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (HK-303) (TV-14 L)

Cast: Head Chef Gordon Ramsay, sous chef Scott Leibfried, sous chef MaryAnn Salcedo and maitre d’ Jean-Philippe Susilovic.





 
 

TUESDAY, JUNE 19
 



--“ON THE LOT”—14 Cut to 13 & 13 Directors Compete—(8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC

 

LIGHTS! CAMERA! ACTION!

ONE MORE DIRECTOR IS SERVED HIS OR HER “FINAL CUT”
AND THE NEXT GROUP OF DIRECTOR FINALISTS COMPETE
AS THE CAMERAS CONTINUE TO ROLL
“ON THE LOT” TUESDAY, JUNE 19, ON FOX

Series Executive-Produced by Mark Burnett and Steven Spielberg
 


One director is eliminated from the competition and the third and final group of five finalists premiere their personal submission films that won them a spot in the competition when “14 Cut to 13 & 13 Directors Compete” ON THE LOT Tuesday, June 19 (8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (OTL-106) (TV-PG)

Judges: Carrie Fisher, Garry Marshall

Host: Adrianna Costa

TIL DEATH will return to the schedule later this summer.]


--“HOUSE”—(9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

A YOUNG MAN FORCED TO TAKE ON THE ROLE OF FATHER
TO HIS YOUNG SIBLINGS IS FACED WITH A CHOICE
THAT COULD SAVE HIS LIFE OR BREAK UP HIS FAMILY,
AND TRITTER PUTS SERIOUS PRESSURE ON WILSON TO ADMIT HE KNOWS THE TRUTH ABOUT HOUSE’S USE OF PAIN MEDICATION
ON “HOUSE” TUESDAY, JUNE 19, ON FOX

Patrick Fugit (“Almost Famous”) Guest-Stars
 


House’s newest patient is 18-year-old Jack (guest star Patrick Fugit, “Almost Famous”), brought to the hospital after experiencing a heart attack and massive vomiting. Barely an adult himself, Jack has been the parent to his younger brother and sister since their parents died. After a brief perusal of Jack’s file, House thinks he’s got the diagnosis, seals it in an envelope and turns the process into a game, challenging Cameron, Foreman and Chase to figure it out on their own. When Jack is given an option that would lead to a possible reprieve from his worsening illness, he’s faced with a decision that could break up his little family forever. Meanwhile, in an attempt to extract a confession, Tritter (guest star David Morse) makes it almost impossible for Wilson to practice medicine, driving a friendship-ruining wedge between House and Wilson in the “Whac-A-Mole” episode of HOUSE airing Tuesday, June 19 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (HOU-308) (TV-PG L)

Cast: Hugh Laurie as Dr. Gregory House; Lisa Edelstein as Dr. Lisa Cuddy; Omar Epps as Dr. Eric Foreman; Robert Sean Leonard as Dr. James Wilson; Jennifer Morrison as Dr. Allison Cameron; Jesse Spencer as Dr. Robert Chase.

Guest Cast: Patrick Fugit as Jack Walters; David Morse as Michael Tritter; Cassi Thomson as Kama Walters; Tanner Blaze as Will Walters; Dustin Seavey as Rodent; Alan Rosenberg as Bruce Steinerman; Mandy June Turpin as Beth; Deborah Lacey as Lorraine; Marco Pelaez as Pharmacist; Dorothea Harahan as EMT; Cassius Willis as Officer; Patrick Birkett as Old Man; Bobbin Bergstrom as Nurse





 

WEDNESDAY, JUNE 20
 



--“SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE”—Top 18 Perform—(8:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC

 

CONTESTANTS HEAT UP THE STAGE ON
“SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE”
WEDNESDAY, JUNE 20, ON FOX
 


The search continues tonight for America’s favorite dancer when the Top 18 perform on SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE. See what happens when the best dancers skilled in everything from ballroom and ballet to salsa, jive, hip-hop and krumping, all compete to be named America’s favorite dancer. Watch and find out who impresses America and who falls flat on SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE Wednesday, June 20 (8:00-10:00PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (DAN-309/310) (TV-PG)

Host: Cat Deeley





 
 

THURSDAY, JUNE 21
 



--“ARE YOU SMARTER THAN A 5TH GRADER?”—(8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC

 

CONTESTANTS AIM FOR THE HEAD OF THE CLASS
ON “ARE YOU SMARTER THAN A 5TH GRADER?”
THURSDAY, JUNE 21, ON FOX
 


Unlike the typical game show that measures intelligence, ARE YOU SMARTER THAN A 5th GRADER? tests adults’ lack of knowledge – as revealed by how much they’ve forgotten since elementary school. New grownup contestants will again find themselves in a classroom setting, revisiting their youth, as they tackle subjects they’ve already been taught, ranging from art to geography and math to social studies. However, the players are not alone. There is a way for contestants to “cheat” in this classroom. The adults will have the opportunity to get some help from real grade-schoolers, who will offer what they think is the correct a-n-s-w-e-r on tonight’s episode of ARE YOU SMARTER THAN A 5TH GRADER? Thursday, June 21 (8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (AYS-117) (TV-PG)

Host: Jeff Foxworthy




--“SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE” RESULTS SHOW—2 of 18 Voted off—(9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC

 

TWO MORE DANCERS SHUFFLE OFF TONIGHT
ON “SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE”
THURSDAY, JUNE 21, ON FOX
 


The search for America’s favorite dancer steps closer to conclusion tonight. Watch some of the country’s best dancers, skilled in everything from jive and hip-hop to tap and jazz, test their luck with the judges and the viewing audience. Find out who will keep dancing and who will go home when the results show sends “2 of 18 Voted Off” on SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE Thursday, June 21 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (DAN-309/10A) (TV-PG)

Host: Cat Deeley





 
 

FRIDAY, JUNE 22
 



--“BONES”—(8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

WHEN THE GRUESOME REMAINS OF A MAN
ARE FOUND DISSOLVING IN A BATHTUB OF CHEMICALS,
BRENNAN AND BOOTH’S INVESTIGATION LEADS TO
TWO WOMEN WITH THE SAME MOTIVE FOR MURDER
ON “BONES” FRIDAY, JUNE 22, ON FOX

Tamara Taylor and Jessica Capshaw Guest-Star
 


After Booth has a bedroom romp with his ex-girlfriend Rebecca, he gets a call from Brennan about their latest case and agrees to meet her at a condominium construction site. They’re led into a partially built unit where they find the gruesome remains of a man dissolving in a bathtub of household cleaning products. After determining the victim had brittle bone disease, they search a database of area BBD victims, all of whom are children, and split up to visit them in hopes of finding a connection to the dead man. When both Brennan and Booth come back with confirmation of the man’s identity, they realize he was living a double life with two different families. In what first appears to be a straightforward case of jealousy and insurance money, new clues send Brennan and Booth in a completely different direction and a third suspect is brought to light in “The Truth in the Lye” episode of BONES airing Friday, June 22 (8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (BON-205) (TV-14 D, L, V)

Cast: Emily Deschanel as Dr. Temperance Brennan, David Boreanaz as FBI Special Agent Seeley Booth, TJ Thyne as Dr. Jack Hodgins, Michaela Conlin as Angela Montenegro, Eric Millegan as Zack Addy.

Guest Cast: Tamara Taylor as Dr. Camille “Cam” Saroyan; Jessica Capshaw as Rebecca Stinson; Bruce Nozick as Pete Valero; Melinda McGraw as Gayle Seaver; Bridger Palmer as Ray Seaver; Susan Santiago as Lila Turner; Nathan Dean as Agent Charlie; Lamont Thompson as Cop; Keri Lynn Pratt as Chloe Daniels.




 
--“STANDOFF”—(9:00-10:00) ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

MATT AND EMILY MUST NEGOTIATE WITH
A CULT LEADER WHO IS ON A MISSION
ON “STANDOFF” FRIDAY, JUNE 22, ON FOX
 


Matt and Emily take on the case of Warren Keegan, a polygamous cult leader whose fanatical ways have earned him a place on the Ten Most Wanted list. When one of Warren’s daughters, Darah, attempts to escape the cult, Warren and his wives abduct her in his motor home before she can reach freedom. Matt and Emily track Warren as he flees with Darah and his wives, and they attempt to pinpoint where he might be driving them. With help from one of Warren’s former wives who had successfully left the cult, Matt and Emily learn that Warren believes he will survive the apocalypse only if he dies with four wives by his side. As the team attempts to save Darah and the other women, Matt discovers an even deeper plot for revenge, which could lead to more casualties than they had first thought. In order to save the women’s lives and possibly hundreds of others, Matt and Emily know they must first dissolve their unremitting allegiance to Warren in the “Road Trip” episode of STANDOFF airing Friday, June 22 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (SOF-113) (TV-14 D, L, V)

Cast: Ron Livingston as Matt Flannery, Rosemarie Dewitt as Emily Lehman, Gina Torres as Cheryl Carrera, Michael Cudlitz as Frank Perry, Raquel Alessi as Lia Mathers.





SATURDAY, JUNE 23


--“COPS: COAST TO COAST”—(8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) CC

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

GAMBLING WITH DOMESTIC VIOLENCE IN LAS VEGAS
HAS ARRESTING CONSEQUENCES
ON “COPS: COAST TO COAST”
SATURDAY, JUNE 23, ON FOX
 


When Officer Peter Connell of the Las Vegas, NV, Police Department responds to a call about domestic violence between a man and a woman, serious matters surface when one of them ends up in jail. Another segment featuring the Las Vegas Police Department follows Officer Chris Kennedy as he responds to a domestic violence call in which a man is fighting with a belligerent woman on an all-new COPS: COAST TO COAST airing Saturday, June 23 (8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (CP-1935) (TV-PG L)




--“COPS: COAST TO COAST”—(8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

OFFICERS RESCUE AND REUNITE BOY WITH FAMILY
ON “COPS: COAST TO COAST”
SATURDAY, JUNE 23, ON FOX
 


While patrolling the neighborhood, Officer Chris Rogers of the Boise, ID, Police Department finds a 5-year-old boy lying in the middle of traffic. After saving the boy from serious danger, Rogers discovers the boy is lost and reunites him with his worried family. Also featured is Officer Evan Rosenthal of the Las Vegas, NV, Metropolitan Police Department, who has a run-in with an unusual man doing pushups on his head on COPS: COAST TO COAST airing Saturday, June 23 (8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (CP-1924) (TV-PG)




--“AMERICA’S MOST WANTED: AMERICA FIGHTS BACK”—(9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC

 

“AMERICA’S MOST WANTED: AMERICA FIGHTS BACK”
CONTINUES ITS PURSUIT OF JUSTICE
SATURDAY, JUNE 23, ON FOX
 


AMERICA’S MOST WANTED: AMERICA FIGHTS BACK takes on the nation's hottest crime issues. This crime-fighting program focuses on capturing fugitives, protecting victims and empowering citizens within the criminal justice system. The series also takes an in-depth look at laws that harm victims, champions the cause of lawmakers fighting to protect victims' rights and presents news of recent captures, convictions and missing children cases. AMERICA’S MOST WANTED: AMERICA FIGHTS BACK airs Saturday, June 23 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (MW-2033) (TV-PG V)

Host: John Walsh




--“MADtv”—(11:00 PM-Midnight ET/PT) CC

 

TOM BERGERON DANCES ONTO THE “MADtv” STAGE
ON “MADtv” SATURDAY, JUNE 23, ON FOX
 


“Dancing With the Stars” host Tom Bergeron continues the late-night laughs as he guest-stars in hilarious sketches and pop culture parodies on MADtv airing Saturday, June 23 (11:00 PM-Midnight ET/PT) on FOX.  (MD-1218) (TV-14 D, L)
               
Cast: Ike Barinholtz, Frank Caeti, Frank Caliendo, Crista Flanagan, Daniele Gaither, Keegan-Michael Key, Bobby Lee, Michael McDonald, Arden Myrin, Nicole Parker, Jordan Peele, Nicole Randall Johnson and Stephnie Weir.





--“TALKSHOW WITH SPIKE FERESTEN”—(Midnight-12:30 AM ET/PT) CC

 

TOM ARNOLD, G. LOVE AND SPECIAL SAUCE
GRACE THE LATE-NIGHT STAGE
ON “TALKSHOW WITH SPIKE FERESTEN”
SATURDAY, JUNE 23, ON FOX
 


Actor/comedian Tom Arnold makes a guest appearance and lets the good times roll with some late-night laughs while Spike spends precious time on “Trading Spouses.” G. Love and Special Sauce also appear in this episode of TALKSHOW WITH SPIKE FERESTEN Saturday, June 23 (Midnight-12:30 AM ET/PT) on FOX.  (SPK-117) (TV-14 D, L)

Host: Spike Feresten





 

SUNDAY, JUNE 24
 



--“KING OF THE HILL”—(7:00-7:30 PM ET/PT) CC

 

HANK IS GAMING FOR PROPANE
ON “KING OF THE HILL”
SUNDAY, JUNE 24, ON FOX
 


When Hank becomes addicted to a video game about propane, a concerned Peggy tries to stop Hank’s gaming. Meanwhile, Bobby trains for the Presidential Fitness Test in the ”Grand Theft Arlen” episode of KING OF THE HILL Sunday, June 24 (7:00-7:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (KH-1108) (TV-PG L, V)

Voice Cast: Mike Judge as Hank Hill, Dooley & Boomhauer; Kathy Najimy as Peggy Hill; Pamela S. Adlon as Bobby Hill; Johnny Hardwick as Dale & Video Game Pedestrians; Stephen Root as Bill, Computer Voice & Strickland; Toby Huss as Coach Kleehammer, Joe Jack & Kahn.

Guest Voice Cast: Randal Reeder as Customer; Justin Long as Gabriel; Breckin Meyer as Joseph & Sam; Dennis Burkley as Principal Moss; and Phil Lamarr as Roger.

The previously announced episode of THE WAR AT HOME, WAR-210, will not air this night.]


 
--“THE LOOP”—(7:30-8:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

 

SAM JOINS THE BIG BOYS
ON “THE LOOP”
SUNDAY, JUNE 24, ON FOX
 


When Sam is invited to a business lunch with Russ and all of his friends from the other airlines, including Russ' nemesis "The Dutch," he finally feels like he's arrived. However, being part of the big boys’ club isn't as easy as it sounds. When Sam's donation to The Dutch's charity takes him on a trip he'll never forget, it also ends up costing him more than he bargained for in "The Dutch" episode of THE LOOP airing Sunday, June 24 (7:30-8:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (LUP-207) (TV-14)

Cast: Bret Harrison as Sam; Eric Christian Olsen as Sully; Philip Baker Hall as Russ; Mimi Rogers as Meryl; Joy Osmanski as Darcy

Guest Cast: Madison Mason as The Dutch, Steve Stapenhorst as Gee, Peter Gluck as The Ghost, Michael Caldwell as Jet Blue, Rajni Kareer as Suzie O'Malley, Theresa Mulligan as Carrie Ann Williams.
 THE LOOP airs at 7:30, 8:30 and 9:30 PM on two Sundays, June 24 and July 1.]


--“THE SIMPSONS”—(8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) CC

 

BART GETS A NEW BODYGUARD
ON “THE SIMPSONS”
SUNDAY, JUNE 24, ON FOX
 


After Bart convinces all his friends not to go to Nelson’s birthday party, Marge forces him to attend. After the party, Bart becomes Nelson’s new best friend and under Nelson’s protection no one dares to mess with Bart. There’s only drawback to his newfound friend/bodyguard – he can no longer pal around with Milhouse in “The Haw-Hawked Couple” episode of THE SIMPSONS Sunday, June 24 (8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (SI-1802) (TV-PG S, V)

Voice Cast: Dan Castellaneta as Homer Simpson, Julie Kavner as Marge Simpson; Nancy Cartwright as Bart Simpson and Nelson; Yeardley Smith as Lisa Simpson; Pamela Hayden as Milhouse; Hank Azaria as Moe; Tress MacNeille as Mrs. Skinner and Russi Taylor as Sherri.



 
--“THE LOOP”—(8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

MERYL’S EGO IS BIGGER THAN SAM EXPECTED
ON “THE LOOP”
SUNDAY, JUNE 24, ON FOX
 


Sam doesn’t understand why Meryl is so angry at him for nominating her for a prestigious award that’s only for female executives. However, after he accidentally discovers that Meryl has much bigger ego than he previously thought, he’s forced to face her man-to-man in the “Lady Business” episode of THE LOOP airing Sunday, June 24 (8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (LUP-202) (TV-14 D, L)

Cast: Bret Harrison as Sam; Eric Christian Olsen as Sully; Philip Baker Hall as Russ; Mimi Rogers as Meryl; Joy Osmanski as Darcy.

Guest Cast: Ian Reed Kesler as Derek, Ben Bode as Joe, Saba Homayoon as Jane, Jim Blanchette as Yacovetti, Hari Dhillon as Sikander, Marty Lodge as Oppenhuizen




--“FAMILY GUY”—(9:00-9:30 PM ET/PT) CC

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

BRIAN LANDS A HOT GIRLFRIEND
ON “FAMILY GUY”
SUNDAY, JUNE 24, ON FOX

Drew Barrymore and Carrie Fisher Make Guest Voice Appearances
 

           
When Peter hurts his hand and his boss Angela (guest voice Carrie Fisher) tells him he needs to pick up the pace, Lois goes to the brewery and helps him play catch-up.  Meanwhile, when Stewie discovers that Brian is dating a very attractive but intellectually challenged girl named Jillian (guest voice Drew Barrymore), he tries to convince Brian to break up with her, but Brian can’t close the deal because she is so hot in the “Whistle While Your Wife Works” episode of FAMILY GUY Sunday, June 24 (9:00-9:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (FG-435) (TV-14 D, L, S, V)

Voice Cast: Seth MacFarlane as Peter Griffin, Stewie Griffin, Brian Griffin, and Quagmire; Alex Borstein as Lois Griffin; Seth Green as Chris Griffin; Mila Kunis as Meg Griffin; Mike Henry as Cleveland.

Guest Voice Cast: Drew Barrymore as Jillian and Carrie Fisher as Angela.




 
--“THE LOOP”—(9:30-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

“THE LOOP” HITS ITS “STRIDE”
SUNDAY, JUNE 24, ON FOX
 


Russ has to take drastic measures to keep TransAlliance in the black and asks his team to take on a corporate sponsor. When Sam is assigned the task, he initially resists because he feels they are selling out. But when he meets the cute Stride marketing rep, Leeza (Christine Lakin), he changes his tune. After their business dinner turns into an awesome date, Sam realizes he may have inadvertently approved a product placement campaign that could burst the airline’s bubble and cost them more than just a few packs of ridiculously long-lasting gum in the “Stride” episode of THE LOOP airing Sunday, June 24 (9:30-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (LUP-204) (TV-14 D, L)

Cast: Bret Harrison as Sam; Eric Christian Olsen as Sully; Philip Baker Hall as Russ; Mimi Rogers as Meryl; Joy Osmanski as Darcy.

Guest Cast: Ian Reed Kessler as Derek, Diana-Maria Riva as Benita, Christine Lakin as Leeza, Patricia Belcher as Pat Swanson






 

 

 

 

SUNDAY, JUNE 10
 



--“THE WAR AT HOME”—(7:00-7:30 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

 

VICKY IS DRIVEN TO DRINK ALONE
ON “THE WAR AT HOME”
SUNDAY, JUNE 10, ON FOX
 


Dave refuses to take a wine appreciation course with Vicky, who fears they are in a rut and could use the bonding time, and then he makes fun of her when she goes without him. Meanwhile, Dave assumes Larry is serving his new, older ladyfriend more than just the gourmet meals he prepares for her, and Dave is offended that Hillary never mentions him in her video blog in the “Cork Screwed” episode of THE WAR AT HOME Sunday, June 10 (7:00-7:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (WAR-209) (TV-14 D, L)

Cast: Michael Rapaport as Dave, Anita Barone as Vicky, Kaylee DeFer as Hillary, Kyle Sullivan as Larry, Dean Collins as Mike and Rami Malek as Kenny.

Guest Cast:  Pat Crawford Brown as Kathy, Angela Paton as Mrs. Abrams, Jenny Karns as Teacher, Gary Brolsma  and Joel Brooks as Joel.




--“KING OF THE HILL”—(7:30-8:00 PM ET/PT) CC

 

PEGGY SIZES UP ARLEN’S LARGEST REAL ESTATE COMPANY
ON “KING OF THE HILL”
SUNDAY, JUNE 10, ON FOX

Chris Elliot Makes Special Guest-Voice Appearance
 


When Peggy takes Connie on as her protégé, Connie’s journalistic attitude pushes Peggy to change her writing style. Needless to say, she loses her job at The Arlen Bystander, but quickly rebounds with a job in real estate under the infamous Chris Sizemore (Chris Elliot), the brains behind Arlen’s largest real estate office. Her new job is at first exciting, but when she challenges the big boss and gets fired, Peggy decides to strike out on their own in the ”Glen Peggy Glen Ross” episode of KING OF THE HILL Sunday, June 10 (7:30-8:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (KH-1106) (TV-PG)

Voice Cast: Mike Judge as Hank Hill & Boomhauer; Kathy Najimy as Peggy Hill; Pamela S. Adlon as Bobby Hill & Dee; Johnny Hardwick as Dale; Stephen Root as Bill & Wang; Toby Huss as Cotton & Kahn; and Lauren Tom as Connie, Janet & Minh; Ashley Gardner as Nancy & Candi.

Guest Voice Cast: Henry Gibson as Bob Jenkins & Travis; Chris Elliot as Chris Sizemore; Scott Klace as Duckworth & Walker Lee; Phil Hendrie as Jeff, Roddy Rae & Roger.



--“THE SIMPSONS”—(8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) CC

 

GRAMPA FINDS NEW LOVE ON “THE SIMPSONS”
SUNDAY, JUNE 10, ON FOX
 


The court appoints an accountant for Homer when he incorrectly files for bankruptcy, which results in his cutting back on all of his expenses, including Grampa’s nursing home. In an unexpected turn of events, Grampa and Selma fall in love and move in together, and Homer and Patty plot to break up their love connection. Meanwhile, Bart and Lisa con a delivery man into giving them the most sought-after commodity in the neighborhood – cardboard boxes. Their alliance is put to the test when the delivery man realizes he was duped in the “Rome-Old and Juli-Eh” episode of THE SIMPSONS Sunday, June 10 (8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (SI-1808) (TV-PG)

Voice Cast: Dan Castellaneta as Homer Simpson and Grampa; Julie Kavner as Marge Simpson, Selma, and Patty; Nancy Cartwright as Bart Simpson and Rod Flanders; Yeardley Smith as Lisa Simpson; Pamela Hayden as Milhouse, Todd Flanders and Ling; Hank Azaria as Accountant, Moe, Disco Stu, Duffman and Box Delivery Man; Tress Macneille as Female DMV Suit; and Harry Shearer as Ned Flanders, Scariest Driver, and Male DMV Suit

Guest Voice Cast: Jane Kaczmarek as Judge Harm




**SEASON PREMIERE**—“THE LOOP”—(8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

PA:
Viewer discretion is advised.

 

SAM’S TOKEN OF FRIENDSHIP GETS HIM INTO A HEAP OF TROUBLE
ON THE SEASON PREMIERE OF “THE LOOP”
SUNDAY, JUNE 10, ON FOX
 


Russ wants to secure a new route to the hot party destination of Reykjavík, Iceland, for TransAlliance Airlines. Sam eagerly takes on the task of impressing his new Icelandic friends, but when it appears that his generous token isn’t as impressive as he thought, he’s forced to hang out with young Icelandic executive Harald (Damon Herriman) in order to get company information from him. This, of course, interferes with his bigger duty of getting new receptionist Cara (Diora Baird) to go out with him before his window of opportunity closes in the "Window" episode of THE LOOP airing Sunday, June 10 (8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (LUP-209) (TV -14 D, L)

Cast: Bret Harrison as Sam; Eric Christian Olsen as Sully; Philip Baker Hall as Russ; Mimi Rogers as Meryl; Joy Osmanski as Darcy.

Guest Cast: Ian Reed Kesler as Derek; Hari Dhillon as Sikander, Marty Lodge as Oppenhuizen; Diora Baird as Cara; Damon Herriman as Harald; Phil Proctor as Snorri; Nina Franoszek as Johanna; Saba Homayoon as Jane.





--“FAMILY GUY”—(9:00-9:30 PM ET/PT) CC

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

PETER ACTS LIKE A BABY
ON “FAMILY GUY”
SUNDAY, JUNE 10, ON FOX

Phyllis Diller and Gore Vidal Make Guest Voice Appearances
 


When Peter’s mother announces that she is getting a divorce, Peter feels abandoned until he finds a father figure in his mom’s new boyfriend, Quahog’s resident anchor man, Tom Tucker. Peter takes such an interest in Tom that he reverts to being a child again, but things aren’t all fun and games for long. Meanwhile, Brian gets his own NPR-style radio show, but when Stewie hears the news, he can’t help but stir things up in the “Mother Tucker” episode of FAMILY GUY Sunday, June 10 (9:00-9:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (FG-431) (TV-14 D, S)

Voice Cast: Seth MacFarlane as Peter Griffin, Stewie Griffin, Brian Griffin, Quagmire, Tom Tucker; Alex Borstein as Lois Griffin; Seth Green as Chris Griffin; Mila Kunis as Meg Griffin; Mike Henry as Cleveland and Cleveland, Jr.

Guest Voice Cast: Phyllis Diller as Thelma and Gore Vidal as himself. 




**TIME PERIOD PREMIERE**—“THE LOOP”—(9:30-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

 

RUSS IS INVOLVED IN A CORPORATE COVER-UP
ON THE "THE LOOP"
SUNDAY, JUNE 10, ON FOX
 


Russ totals Sam's car in the company parking garage and rushes to cover up his crime and ease his guilt by lending Sam his motorcycle and sending him on a first-class business trip to Hawaii. After Sully ends up destroying Russ' motorcycle, Sam is desperate to come up with the money for the repairs and enrolls in a drug trial that sends him on a real trip in “The Phantom" episode of THE LOOP Sunday, June 10 (9:30-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (LUP-210) (TV-14 D)

Cast: Philip Baker Hall as Russ, Bret Harrison as Sam, Mimi Rogers as Meryl, Joy Osmanski as Darcy and Eric Christian Olsen as Sully

Guest Cast: Marty Lodge as Oppenhuizen, Ian Reed Kesler as Derek, Barry Wiggins as Doug, Hari Dhillon as Sikander, Diora Baird as Cara, Keith Pillow as Brian Tanen, Katie O'Rourke as Stacey.

The air order for THE LOOP has been revised. LUP-208, previously announced for this date at 9:30 PM, has been rescheduled to June 17 at 8:30.]




 

MONDAY, JUNE 11
 



--“HELL’S KITCHEN”—Encore—12 Chefs Compete—(9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC

PA:
Viewer discretion is advised.

 

COME BACK FOR SECONDS
WHEN “HELL’S KITCHEN” ENCORES
MONDAY, JUNE 11, ON FOX

Winner to Become Head Chef at the Terra Rossa Restaurant at
Green Valley Ranch Resort, Spa and Casino in Las Vegas
 


Mondays are hell for the 12 would-be restaurateurs trying to impress world-renowned chef Gordon Ramsay in the third serving of the sizzling unscripted series HELL’S KITCHEN. A former pro-soccer-player-turned-Michelin-starred-chef, Ramsay has conquered London’s haute cuisine scene and recently opened his first U.S. restaurant.  Now he’s back to discover – or create – America’s next culinary star. The heat is on and the stakes are high as the contestants endure Ramsay’s hellishly intense culinary boot camp for a chance to win the grand prize and opportunity of a lifetime – the coveted title of Head Chef of the Terra Rossa restaurant at the Green Valley Ranch Resort, Spa and Casino in Las Vegas. Each week Ramsay will slice and dice the contestants, keeping only those who possess the right combination of ingredients to ensure success. In this pressure-cooker environment, only one thing is certain: if the 12 contestants can’t stand the heat, they’ll have to get out of HELL’S KITCHEN, encoring Monday, June 11 (8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (HK-301) (TV-14 L)

Cast: Head Chef Gordon Ramsay, sous chef Scott Leibfried, sous chef MaryAnn Salcedo and maitre d’ Jean-Philippe Susilovic.

ON THE LOT now airs once weekly, Tuesdays at 8 PM.]



--“HELL’S KITCHEN”—11 Chefs Compete—(9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

THE HEAT IS TURNED UP AS THE COMPETING TEAMS OF CHEFS
FACE A VERY FISHY CHALLENGE
ON “HELL’S KITCHEN”
MONDAY, JUNE 11, ON FOX

Winner to Become Head Chef at Fine-Dining Restaurant at
Green Valley Ranch Resort, Spa and Casino in Las Vegas
 


After a disastrous opening night at HELL’S KITCHEN, the women deal with their defeat while both teams prepare for the next challenge. As temperatures inside the kitchen rise, one of the contestants starts to succumb to the pressure and might not have what it takes to survive chef Gordon Ramsay. Meanwhile, with the reward of precious time spent outside the kitchen with Chef Ramsay motivating both teams, the guys and girls face off in a challenge that tests their food preparation skills, with the losing team faced with an almost impossible undertaking. Chef Ramsay’s temper is tested once again as both teams attempt to complete dinner service, two contestants are put on the chopping block and one is forced to leave when “11 Chefs Compete” on HELL’S KITCHEN Monday, June 11 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (HK-302) (TV-14 L)

Cast: Head Chef Gordon Ramsay, sous chef Scott Leibfried, sous chef MaryAnn Salcedo and maitre d’ Jean-Philippe Susilovic.





 

TUESDAY, JUNE 12
 



--“ON THE LOT”—(8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC

 

LIGHTS! CAMERA! ACTION!

THE CAMERAS CONTINUE TO ROLL AS
ONE DIRECTOR IS SERVED HIS OR HER “FINAL CUT”
AND THE NEXT GROUP OF DIRECTOR FINALISTS COMPETE
“ON THE LOT” TUESDAY, JUNE 12, ON FOX

Series Executive-Produced by Mark Burnett and Steven Spielberg
 


One director is eliminated from the competition and the second group of five finalists premiere their personal submission films that won them a spot in the competition ON THE LOT airing Tuesday, June 12 (8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (OTL-105) (TV-PG)

Judges: Carrie Fisher, Garry Marshall

Host: Adrianna Costa
The previously announced episode of THE LOOP, LUP-205, has been rescheduled to Sunday, June 17, at 9:30 PM.]



--“HOUSE”—(9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

THE BONDS BETWEEN FATHER AND SON ARE REDEFINED
AS HOUSE AWAKENS A MAN WHO’S BEEN IN A COMA FOR 10 YEARS
TO GAIN FAMILY HISTORY IN ORDER TO TRY TO SAVE HIS SON’S LIFE ON “HOUSE” TUESDAY, JUNE 12, ON FOX

David Morse and John Larroquette Guest-Star
 


Kyle comes to the hospital regularly to visit his father, Gabe, who has been in a coma for 10 years. Noticing something “off” about Kyle, House conducts a mini-experiment that leaves the boy unconscious. When symptoms point to a possible genetic condition, House and his team must glean a family history from Kyle’s only living relative – his comatose father. Meanwhile, Wilson confronts House about stealing his prescription pad, and Tritter (guest star David Morse) questions Cameron, Foreman and Chase, dividing the team and revealing where their individual loyalties lie in the “Son of Coma Guy” episode of HOUSE airing Tuesday, June 12 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (HOU-307) (TV-PG L)

Cast: Hugh Laurie as Dr. Gregory House; Lisa Edelstein as Dr. Lisa Cuddy; Omar Epps as Dr. Eric Foreman; Robert Sean Leonard as Dr. James Wilson; Jennifer Morrison as Dr. Allison Cameron; Jesse Spencer as Dr. Robert Chase.

Guest Cast: David Morse as Michael Tritter; John Larroquette as Gabe; Zeb Newman as Kyle; Holly Kaplan as Woman; Jonathan Strait as Fake House; Bobbin Bergstrom as Nurse.

: ‘TIL DEATH will have its Tuesday 8:30 PM Time Period Premiere on June 19.]



 
 

WEDNESDAY, JUNE 13
 



--“SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE”—(Top 20 Perform)—(8:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC

 

THE TOP 20 PERFORM ON A SPECIAL TWO-HOUR
“SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE”
WEDNESDAY, JUNE 13, ON FOX
 


Tonight, the Top 20 dancers – 10 males and 10 females – who survived the Las Vegas callback auditions will compete for viewers’ votes for the first time. See who keeps strutting down the path to the championship and who trips up when the “Top 20 Perform” in a special two-hour episode of SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE Wednesday, June 13 (8:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (DAN-307/308) (TV-PG)

Host: Cat Deeley





 

THURSDAY, JUNE 14
 



--“ARE YOU SMARTER THAN A 5TH GRADER?”—(8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC

 

CONTESTANTS SHARPEN THEIR PENCILS FOR THE ULTIMATE TEST
ON “ARE YOU SMARTER THAN A 5TH GRADER?”
THURSDAY, JUNE 14, ON FOX
 


Unlike the typical game show that measures intelligence, ARE YOU SMARTER THAN A 5th GRADER? tests adults’ lack of knowledge – as revealed by how much they’ve forgotten since elementary school. New grownup contestants will again find themselves in a classroom setting, revisiting their youth, as they tackle subjects they’ve already been taught, ranging from art to geography and math to social studies. However, the players are not alone. There is a way for contestants to “cheat” in this classroom. The adults will have the opportunity to get some help from real grade-schoolers, who will offer what they think is the correct a-n-s-w-e-r on tonight’s episode of ARE YOU SMARTER THAN A 5TH GRADER? Thursday, June 14 8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (AYS-116 (TV-PG)

Host: Jeff Foxworthy




 
--“SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE” RESULTS SHOW—(2 of 20 Voted Off Live)—(9:00-10:00 PM ET live/PT tape-delayed CC

 

THE FIRST RESULTS SHOW OF THE SEASON
SENDS TWO CONTESTANTS HOME
ON “SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE”
THURSDAY, JUNE 14, ON FOX
 


Last night the Top 20 dancers showed America their best moves, but two will have to shuffle off when the voting outcome is revealed live on the first results show of the season, “2 of 20 Voted Off,” on SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE Thursday, June 14 (9:00-10:00 PM ET live/PT tape-delayed) on FOX.  (DAN-307A/308A) (TV-PG)

Host: Cat Deeley





FRIDAY, JUNE 15


--“BONES”—(8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

BRENNAN AND BOOTH INVESTIGATE THE DEATH OF
A YOUNG MAN WRAPPED IN A SHROUD
ON “BONES”
FRIDAY, JUNE 15, ON FOX

Tamara Taylor Guest-Stars
 


Brennan and Hodgins join Booth and Cam at a crime scene beside an overturned garbage truck. Among the trash in the truck is the body of a young man wrapped in a shroud. Brennan finds that his skull is cracked and his leg is broken, and Hodgins determines the victim has been in the trash heap for at least three weeks. At the lab, Angela is able to identify the body from a facial imprint created by the shroud. As Booth and Brennan try to unravel the limited clues of the case, the parents of the deceased boy point a suspicious finger at their son’s young girlfriend, Kelly, a product of the foster system. Brennan takes her team members’ rush to judgment and criticism of Kelly to heart since she’s a product of the foster system as well. When Kelly confesses to the murder of her boyfriend, Brennan and Booth don’t buy it, but are shocked and disheartened to discover who the real murderer is. Meanwhile, things get tense when Brennan and Cam butt heads over their different work styles and Brennan recoils at Cam’s power plays. When a disagreement comes to a head, Cam threatens to start looking for Brennan’s replacement, even if it means losing the whole Jeffersonian team if they’re forced to take sides in “The Boy in the Shroud” episode of BONES airing Friday, June 15 (8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (BON-203) (TV-14 D, L, V)

Cast: Emily Deschanel as Dr. Temperance Brennan, David Boreanaz as FBI Special Agent Seeley Booth, TJ Thyne as Dr. Jack Hodgins, Michaela Conlin as Angela Montenegro, Eric Millegan as Zack Addy.

Guest Cast: Tamara Taylor as Dr. Camilla “Cam” Saroyan, Leah Pipes as Kelly Morris; Dylan McLaughlin as Alex Morris; William Bumiller as Aaron Krane; Kathleen Gati as Marcia Krane; Jon Sklaroff as Kevin Duncan; Pamala Tyson as Fran Duncan; Tara Karsian as Dianne Child; Tom Choi as FBI Agent; Kim Staunton as Suzanne Lawler.




--“STANDOFF”—(9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

EMILY NEGOTIATES WITH BANK ROBBERS WHO’VE TAKEN OVER
A COMMUTER TRAIN WHILE MATT DEALS WITH
A SCHIZOPHRENIC PATIENT HOLDING HIS THERAPIST HOSTAGE
ON “STANDOFF” FRIDAY, JUNE 15, ON FOX
 


Panic strikes when two suspected bank robbers take 25 people hostage on the metro train, and Emily is left alone to negotiate when Matt is called to another hostage scene.  Although the two men threaten to start killing passengers, Emily suspects that the hostage stunt is actually a cover-up for a getaway. Meanwhile, Matt tries to calm a schizophrenic patient, Neal, who has taken his therapist and her husband captive. Having handled four similar situations previously involving Neal, Matt knows what it takes to ease Neal’s fears. But when Neal’s situation takes a surprising turn for the worse, Matt blames himself for concentrating on Emily’s safety back at the metro station rather than Neal. As Matt tries to piece together what went wrong, he realizes that he was never truly in control of the situation, and that deception and hidden agendas may be at the root of this disaster in the “Backfire” episode of STANDOFF Friday, June 15 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (SOF-112) (TV-14 L, V)

Cast: Ron Livingston as Matt Flannery, Rosemarie Dewitt as Emily Lehman, Gina Torres as Cheryl Carrera, Michael Cudlitz as Frank Perry, Raquel Alessi as Lia Mathers, Jose Pablo as Duff.

Guest Cast: Wayne Pere as Neal Polniaczek, Christina Chang as Dr. Meredith Golden, Pat Skipper as Red, Christopher Bradley as Dr. Bruce Golden, Scott Lawrence as Jeff Thomas.





 
 

SATURDAY, JUNE 16
 



--“COPS: COAST TO COAST”—(8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) CC

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

DESPERATE TIMES LEAD TO DIRTY MEASURES
ON “COPS: COAST TO COAST”
SATURDAY, JUNE 16, ON FOX
 


When Officer Blain Holmes of the Las Vegas, NV, Police Department receives a dispatch call to check out a possible stolen vehicle, the suspect is found hiding in a very stinky and uncomfortable place. Also featured is Deputy Andrea Eagon of the Hillsborough, FL, County Sheriff’s Office, who is led on a foot pursuit after attempting to pull over a vehicle for not having visible tags on an all-new COPS: COAST TO COAST airing Saturday, June 16 (8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (CP-1934) (TV-PG L)




--“COPS: COAST TO COAST”—(8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

TREE STUMPS SUSPECT ON FOOT AND INTERNET
ON “COPS: COAST TO COAST”
SATURDAY, JUNE 16, ON FOX
 


When Officer David Rodrigues of the Las Vegas, NV, Police Department stops to question two suspicious males in a known drug area, one of the men takes off on foot. However, the pursuit comes to a quick end when the suspect runs head-first into a tree. Also featured is Officer Mike Kovaleff of the Palm Springs, CA, Police Department, who sets up a sting to catch Internet predators on COPS: COAST TO COAST airing Saturday, June 16 (8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (CP-1922) (TV-PG L)




--“AMERICA’S MOST WANTED: AMERICA FIGHTS BACK”—(9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC

 

“AMERICA’S MOST WANTED: AMERICA FIGHTS BACK”
CONTINUES ITS PURSUIT OF JUSTICE
SATURDAY, JUNE 16, ON FOX
 


AMERICA’S MOST WANTED: AMERICA FIGHTS BACK takes on the nation's hottest crime issues. This crime-fighting program focuses on capturing fugitives, protecting victims and empowering citizens within the criminal justice system. The series also takes an in-depth look at laws that harm victims, champions the cause of lawmakers fighting to protect victims' rights and presents news of recent captures, convictions and missing children cases. AMERICA’S MOST WANTED: AMERICA FIGHTS BACK airs Saturday, June 16 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (MW-2032) (TV-PG V)

Host: John Walsh




--“MADtv”—(11:00 PM-Midnight ET/PT) CC

 

YOUTUBE’S LISA DONOVAN
ON “MADtv”
SATURDAY, JUNE 16, ON FOX
 


Lisa Donovan, previously known and discovered as “Lisa Nova” on YouTube, appears in a sketch as “Salma Hayek,” who guests on “Ellen” and talks about the show “Ugly Betty.” Also, don’t miss the hilarious “Gwen Stefani” (Nicole Parker) “Aren’t Asians Great” music video and “Flavor Flav”’s (Jordan Peele) tribute to Black History on MADtv airing Saturday, June 16 (11:00 PM-Midnight ET/PT) on FOX.  (MD-1214) (TV-14 D, L)
               
Cast: Ike Barinholtz, Frank Caeti, Frank Caliendo, Crista Flanagan, Daniele Gaither, Keegan-Michael Key, Bobby Lee, Michael McDonald, Arden Myrin, Nicole Parker, Jordan Peele, Nicole Randall Johnson and Stephnie Weir.
   



--“TALKSHOW WITH SPIKE FERESTEN”—(Midnight-12:30 AM ET/PT)

 

TOM LENNON OF “RENO 911!” STAYS UP LATE
ON “TALKSHOW WITH SPIKE FERESTEN”
SATURDAY, JUNE 16, ON FOX
 


Spike Feresten hosts Tom Lennon, who plays “Lieutenant Jim Dangle” on “Reno 911!”, as his guest tonight on TALKSHOW WITH SPIKE FERESTEN Saturday, June 16 (Midnight-12:30 AM ET/PT) on FOX.  (SPK-105) (TV-14 D, L, S)

Host: Spike Feresten





 
 

SUNDAY, JUNE 17
 



--“THE WAR AT HOME”—(7:00-7:30 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

DAVE WANTS NO MORE TO DO WITH HIS DAUGHTER
ON “THE WAR AT HOME”
SUNDAY, JUNE 17, ON FOX
 


Dave and Vicky rush to the hospital when they find out Hillary’s date overdosed, only to discover that the date was fake and Hillary is really dating an older man on the “I Wash My Hands of You” episode of THE WAR AT HOME Sunday, June 17 (7:00-7:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (WAR-206) (TV-14 D, L)

Cast: Michael Rapaport as Dave, Anita Barone as Vicky, Kaylee DeFer as Hillary, Kyle Sullivan as Larry, Dean Collins as Mike and Rami Malek as Kenny.

Guest Cast:  Seth MacFarlane as Hillary’s Date, Zoe DiStephano as Brenda, Derek Mio as Henry, Jaclyn Gutierrez as Java Bean Girl, Alex Endeshaw as John and Joel Brooks as Joel.




--“KING OF THE HILL”—(7:30-8:00 PM ET/PT) CC

 

BILL FINDS RELIGION AND A GIRLFRIEND
ON “KING OF THE HILL”
SUNDAY, JUNE 17, ON FOX
 


When Bill survives the roof caving in over his bed, he takes it as a sign from God and immerses himself in church activities. Hank soon discovers that Bill’s religious zeal may be due to a secret affair with Reverend Stroup. But when Reverend Stroup quits the church and moves in with Bill, an overwhelmed Bill tries to break up with her in ”The Passion of the Dauterive” episode of KING OF THE HILL Sunday, June 17 (7:30-8:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (KH-1107) (TV-PG D, L)

Voice Cast: Mike Judge as Hank Hill, Boomhauer & Dooley; Kathy Najimy as Peggy Hill; Pamela S. Adlon as Bobby Hill, Sue & Woman #2; Johnny Hardwick as Dale & Video Game Pedestrians; Stephen Root as Bill, Male Deacon #2, Computer Voice & Strickland; Ashley Gardner as Reverend Stroup & Woman #1 and Toby Huss as Coach Kleehammer, Joe Jack & Kahn.

Guest Voice Cast: Scott Klace as Male Deacon #1 & Man; Randal Reeder as Customer; Justin Long as Gabriel; Breckin Meyer as Joseph & Sam



--“THE SIMPSONS”—(8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) CC

 

HOMER CAPTURES SPRINGFIELD’S DIRT
ON “THE SIMPSONS”
ON SUNDAY, JUNE 17, ON FOX
 


When a candle on Homer’s birthday cake sets fire to his party hat, the Springfield fire department must save the Simpson home from peril for the sixth time that month. Marge is inspired to purchase a fireproof safe to protect the family’s most precious valuables, but a freak accident causes the safe itself to explode and destroy its contents, including Marge’s family photo album. Refusing to accept the tragedy, Marge decides to restage all of the family’s photographs, and when a celebrity dating scandal is captured in the background of one of their photos, the Simpsons strike tabloid gold. Tasting success and seeing money to be made, Homer takes to the streets as one of the paparazzi. Overnight, Homer becomes Springfield’s most valued photographer, and he appears unstoppable. However, when he crashes a celebrity wedding, the subjects who’ve been humiliated in his photos band together to seek revenge against Homer in the “Homerazzi” episode of THE SIMPSONS Sunday, June 17 (8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (SI-1806) (TV-PG)

Voice Cast: Dan Castellaneta as Homer Simpson, Krusty, Sideshow Mel, and Mayor Quimby; Julie Kavner as Marge Simpson; Nancy Cartwright as Bart SImpson; Yeardley Smith as Lisa Simpson; Tress MacNeille as Paris Texan, Rose Quimby, Maria Quimby; Hank Azaria as Moe, Drederick Tatum, Apu; and Harry Shearer as Rainier Wolfcastle, Skinne, and Lenny.

Guest Cast: J.K. Simmons as Tabloid Editor, Peter Wolf as Himself, Harry Hamlin as Himself, Betty White as Herself, Jon Lovitz as Enrico Irritazio




--“THE LOOP”—(8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

 

RUSS CELEBRATES HIS BIRTHDAY
ON “THE LOOP”
SUNDAY, JUNE 17, ON FOX
 


When Russ tells everyone not to give him gifts for his birthday, they know he doesn't mean it, so they scramble to get him the most expensive and elaborate gifts they can find. Sam finds out that Russ once owned and loved an exotic bird, so he sets out to get him one for his party. Of course, nothing Sam does ever goes smoothly, and he gets into hot water for rushing his gift across international borders in the "Yeah, Presents" episode of THE LOOP Sunday, June 17 (8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (LUP-208) (TV-14 D)

Cast: Philip Baker Hall as Russ, Bret Harrison as Sam, Mimi Rogers as Meryl, Joy Osmanski as Darcy and Eric Christian Olsen as Sully.

Guest Cast: AIan Reed Kesler as Derek, Marty Lodge as Oppenhuizen, Barry Wiggins as Doug, Jim Blanchette as Yacovetti, Hari Dhillon as Sikander, Kelly Perine as Agent Beckman, Yvette Nicole Brown as Agent Isabelle, Maria Canals as Agent Denise.




--“FAMILY GUY”—(9:00-9:30 PM ET/PT) CC

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

STEWIE HAS A CHANGE OF HEART
ON “FAMILY GUY”
SUNDAY, JUNE 17, ON FOX
 

           
After Lois saves his beloved teddy bear, Rupert, Stewie starts to think that maybe he shouldn’t kill his dear old mom and clings to her like a baby blanket. However, Stewie’s change in demeanor doesn’t go over well with Lois and she gets sick of all his loving attention. Meanwhile, Peter undergoes a prostate exam and thinks his doctor is molesting him in the “Stewie Loves Lois” episode of FAMILY GUY Sunday, June 17 (9:00-9:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (FG-432) (TV-14 D, L, S)

Voice Cast: Seth MacFarlane as Peter Griffin, Stewie Griffin, Brian Griffin, Quagmire, Bugs Bunny, Michael Chiklis, Roger Moore, Steve Allen, Tom Tucker, Wilford Brimley, Hadja, Superman and Walt Disney; Alex Borstein as Lois Griffin, Barbara Streisand, Rosanne, Sarah, Andrea, Tricia, Vanessa, Condaleeza Rice, Fran and Wonder Woman; Seth Green as Chris Griffin and Kurt Cobain; Mila Kunis as Meg Griffin; Mike Henry as Cleveland and Cleveland Jr.




--“THE LOOP”—(9:30-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

DARCY GETS NOTHING ... AGAIN
ON THE "THE LOOP"
SUNDAY, JUNE 17, ON FOX
 


When Russ wants to attract more families to TransAlliance Airlines, he asks his team to create a fun and original icon for the kids. Sam submits an original idea from Darcy that Russ initially loves. However, when Russ mistakenly sees a doodle that Sully had drawn, he trashes Darcy's idea and goes with Sully's. But like everything Sully does, it creates even more problems than it’s worth in the "CSI: Donut Idol Bowl" episode of THE LOOP Sunday, June 17 (9:30-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (LUP-205) (TV-14 D, L)

Cast: Philip Baker Hall as Russ, Bret Harrison as Sam, Mimi Rogers as Meryl, Joy Osmanski as Darcy and Eric Christian Olsen as Sully.

Guest Cast: Ian Reed Kesler as Derek, Hari Dhillon as Sikander, Marty Lodge as Openhuizen, Duane Shepard Sr. as Balloon Pilot, Jeremy Shada as Luxembourgian Boy.

The air order for THE LOOP has been revised. LUP-203, previously announced for this date, has been rescheduled to July 1 at 7:30.]
 

 

 

 

SUNDAY, JUNE 3
 



--“THE WAR AT HOME”—(7:00-7:30 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

 

HILLARY SIGNS HER LIFE AWAY FOR A CAR
ON “THE WAR AT HOME”
SUNDAY, JUNE 3, ON FOX
 


Dave and Vicky decide to give Hillary the car she wants as long as she agrees to sign a contract so they can completely control her life. She reluctantly signs, but Dave and Vicky realize they may have gone too far with the restrictions. Meanwhile Larry goes against the “bros before hos” code and dates Mike’s ex-girlfriend, Heidi, in the “Car Wars” episode of THE WAR AT HOME Sunday, June 3 (7:00-7:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (WAR-204) (TV-14 L)

Cast: Michael Rapaport as Dave, Anita Barone as Vicky, Kaylee DeFer as Hillary, Kyle Sullivan as Larry, Dean Collins as Mike and Rami Malek as Kenny.

Guest Cast: Anita Gillette as Betty, Tom McGowan as Joe, Courtney Jines as Heidi, and Joel Brooks as Joel.




**FOX MOVIE SPECIAL**—“BAD BOYS II”—(7:30-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

WILL SMITH AND MARTIN LAWRENCE ARE BACK IN ACTION
IN “BAD BOYS II”
SUNDAY, JUNE 3, ON FOX
 


Narcotics detectives Mike Lowrey (Will Smith) and Marcus Burnett (Martin Lawrence) have been assigned to a high-tech task force investigating the flow of designer drug Ecstasy into Miami. Their inquiries inadvertently lead them to a major conspiracy involving a vicious kingpin (Jordi Molla) whose ambitions to take over the city’s drug trade have ignited a bloody turf war. But Mike and Marcus’s friendship and working relationship is threatened when Mike begins to develop feelings for Marcus’ sister Syd (Gabrielle Union). Unless they can separate the personal from the professional, the bad boys are in danger of blowing the case and endangering Syd’s life in the process. Don’t miss BAD BOYS II Sunday, June 3 (7:30-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (FM-0610) (TV-14 L, V)

Cast: Martin Lawrence as Det. Marcus Bennett; Will Smith as Det. Mike Lowrey; Jordi Molla as Hector Juan Carlo “Johnny” Tapia; Gabrielle Union as Syd.

KING OF THE HILL, THE SIMPSONS, AMERICAN DAD and FAMILY GUY are preempted this night.]



 

MONDAY, JUNE 4
 



--“HOUSE”—(8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

PA:
Viewer discretion is advised.

 

A COUPLE TRAVELS ACROSS THE OCEAN
IN SEARCH OF A DIAGNOSIS FROM HOUSE,
AND FOREMAN PREPARES TO WORK HIS LAST CASE
AT PRINCETON-PLAINSBORO TEACHING HOSPITAL
ON “HOUSE” MONDAY, JUNE 4, ON FOX
 


Cuban couple Esteban and his sick wife, Marina Hernandez, are pulled from the ocean during a dangerous rescue at sea while en route to the U.S. on a mission to reach Dr. House. Marina’s medical records from Cuba were lost in the shipwreck, so the team runs a series of tests to determine the extent of her illness. When Marina’s heart stops during a routine cardiac catheterization, the diagnostic mystery deepens. House debates with the team whether it was human error or a still-to-be-determined illness that caused Marina to flat-line, and the team fights to keep Marina alive on a bypass machine long enough for her husband to say goodbye, knowing that nothing short of a miracle can save her. Meanwhile, Foreman prepares for his last day of work at Princeton-Plainsboro, and Chase accuses House of trying to win Foreman over in order to dissuade him from leaving, prompting House to make a very rash decision that affects the whole team in the “Human Error” episode of HOUSE airing Monday, June 4 (8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (HOU-324) (TV-14 L)

Cast: Hugh Laurie as Dr. Gregory House; Lisa Edelstein as Dr. Lisa Cuddy; Omar Epps as Dr. Eric Foreman; Robert Sean Leonard as Dr. James Wilson; Jennifer Morrison as Dr. Allison Cameron; Jesse Spencer as Dr. Robert Chase

Guest Cast: Mercedes Renard as Marina; Omar Avila as Esteban; Stephen Markle as Dr. Gooding

ON THE LOT will air once weekly, Tuesdays at 8 PM, starting June 5.]


 

THE HEAT IS ON
WITH THE SEASON PREMIERE OF
“HELL’S KITCHEN”
MONDAY, JUNE 4, ON FOX

Winner to Become Head Chef at the Terra Rossa Restaurant at
Green Valley Ranch Resort, Spa and Casino in Las Vegas
 


Mondays are going to be hell for the 12 would-be restaurateurs trying to impress world-renowned chef Gordon Ramsay in the third serving of the sizzling unscripted series HELL’S KITCHEN. A former pro-soccer-player-turned-Michelin-starred-chef, Ramsay has conquered London’s haute cuisine scene and recently opened his first U.S. restaurant.  Now he’s back to discover – or create – America’s next culinary star. The heat is on and the stakes are high as the contestants endure Ramsay’s hellishly intense culinary boot camp for a chance to win the grand prize and opportunity of a lifetime – the coveted title of Head Chef of the Terra Rossa restaurant at the Green Valley Ranch Resort, Spa and Casino in Las Vegas. Each week Ramsay will slice and dice the contestants, keeping only those who possess the right combination of ingredients to ensure success. In this pressure-cooker environment, only one thing is certain: if the contestants can’t stand the heat, they’ll have to get out of HELL’S KITCHEN, premiering Monday, June 4 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (HK-301) (TV-14 L)

Cast: Head Chef Gordon Ramsay, sous chef Scott Leibfried, sous chef MaryAnn Salcedo and maitre d’ Jean-Philippe Susilovic.





 

TUESDAY, JUNE 5
 



**TIME PERIOD PREMIERE**—“ON THE LOT”—(8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC

 

LIGHTS! CAMERA! ACTION!

THE CAMERAS CONTINUE TO ROLL
AS THE TOP 15 DIRECTORS COMPETE
“ON THE LOT” TUESDAY, JUNE 5, ON FOX

Series Executive-Produced by Mark Burnett and Steven Spielberg
 


The Top 15 Directors are divided into three groups of five. Tonight, the first group of five finalists premiere their personal submission films that won them a spot in the competition ON THE LOT airing Tuesday, June 5 (8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (OTL-104) (TV-PG)

Judges: Carrie Fisher, Garry Marshall

Host: Adrianna Costa

The previously announced season premiere of THE LOOP has been rescheduled to Sunday, June 10, at 8:30 PM.]


--“HOUSE”—(9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

PA:
Viewer discretion is advised.


 

HOUSE AND HIS TEAM MUST LOOK PAST THEIR
OBESE PATIENT’S EXTERIOR IN ORDER TO DIAGNOSE HIS ILLNESS
ON “HOUSE” TUESDAY, JUNE 5, ON FOX

David Morse Guest-Stars
 


A 600-pound man, George Hagel, is admitted to the hospital after he is found in his apartment in a coma. While they conduct the necessary tests, the team runs into several obstacles due to the sheer mass of the patient, and while sedated and undergoing an MRI, George suddenly awakes in a panic and struggles to get free. Upon awakening, George decides that he is fine and requests a discharge. Afraid that George’s problem is bigger than he believes, Cameron takes extreme measures to stop him from leaving. George believes his problems are unrelated to his weight and instructs the team to come up with other theories. Unconvinced by George’s reasoning, House discovers the root of his illness during a physical altercation. Meanwhile, House has spent the night in jail after being arrested by Officer Michael Tritter for a number of violations, including resisting arrest. Tritter, putting the squeeze on House, searches his home to find more evidence of his drug abuse and puts House’s team on the spot when he questions each of them about House and his relationship with Vicodin, and it becomes evident that House may need to get a lawyer in the “Que Sera Sera” episode of HOUSE airing Tuesday, June 5 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT).  (HOU-306) (TV-PG L)

Cast: Hugh Laurie as Dr. Gregory House; Lisa Edelstein as Dr. Lisa Cuddy; Omar Epps as Dr. Eric Foreman; Robert Sean Leonard as Dr. James Wilson; Jennifer Morrison as Dr. Allison Cameron; Jesse Spencer as Dr. Robert Chase.

Guest Cast: David Morse as Michael Tritter; Pruitt Taylor Vince as George; Stephanie Venditto as Nurse Brenda; Kadeem Hardison as Howard; Mary Elizabeth Ellis as Sophie; Cooper Thornton as John; Damien Dante Wayans as Haller; Jim Vickers as Folman; Denver Dowridge as Garcia; Richard Chance as Reilly; Bruno Amato as Lt. Smith; Ryan Brockington as Rookie; Michael James Faradie as Paramedic; Alan Frazier as Vagrant; Bobbin Bergstrom as Nurse.




 
 

WEDNESDAY, JUNE 6
 



--“SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE” (Encore)—Audition #4—(8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC

 

“SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE”
SASHAYS INTO ATLANTA AS AUDITIONS CONTINUE
IN A NEW QUEST FOR AMERICA’S FAVORITE DANCER
WEDNESDAY, JUNE 6, ON FOX
 


The search for America’s favorite dancer continues in Atlanta tonight. See what happens when the best dancers, skilled in everything from ballroom and ballet to salsa, jive, hip-hop and krumping, all try to impress the judges with their auditions. Some dancers wow the judges, while others leave them speechless. See who struts into the judges’ hearts and who trips up on this special encore airing of SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE Wednesday, June 6 (8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (DAN-304) (TV-PG)

Host: Cat Deeley




--“SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE”—Las Vegas Call-Backs #1—(9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC

 

CONTESTANTS HEAT UP SIN CITY ON
“SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE”
WEDNESDAY, JUNE 6, ON FOX
 


The search continues tonight for America’s favorite dancer when SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE lands in Las Vegas for the first round of call-backs. See what happens when the best dancers skilled in everything from ballroom and ballet to salsa, jive, hip-hop and krumping, all compete to be named America’s favorite dancer. Watch and find out who strikes it rich in Vegas and who goes for broke on the “Las Vegas Call-Backs #1” episode of SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE Wednesday, June 6 (9:00-10:00PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (DAN-305) (TV-PG)

Host: Cat Deeley




 

 
THURSDAY, JUNE 7
 



--“ARE YOU SMARTER THAN A 5TH GRADER?”—(8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC

 

SUMMER SCHOOL IS IN SESSION
ON “ARE YOU SMARTER THAN A 5TH GRADER?”
THURSDAY, JUNE 7, ON FOX
 


Unlike the typical game show that measures intelligence, ARE YOU SMARTER THAN A 5th GRADER? tests adults’ lack of knowledge – as revealed by how much they’ve forgotten since elementary school. New grownup contestants will again find themselves in a classroom setting, revisiting their youth, as they tackle subjects they’ve already been taught, ranging from art to geography and math to social studies. However, the players are not alone. There is a way for contestants to “cheat” in this classroom. The adults will have the opportunity to get some help from real grade-schoolers, who will offer what they think is the correct a-n-s-w-e-r on tonight’s episode of ARE YOU SMARTER THAN A 5TH GRADER? Thursday, June 7 (8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (AYS-115) (TV-PG)

Host: Jeff Foxworthy




--“SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE”—Las Vegas Call-Backs #2 (Top 20 Chosen)—(9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC

 

TOP 20 REVEALED TONIGHT
WHEN LAS VEGAS CALL-BACKS CONCLUDE ON
“SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE”
THURSDAY, JUNE 7, ON FOX
 


SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE wraps up second round of call-backs in Las Vegas tonight. Watch some of the country’s best dancers, skilled in everything from jive and hip hop to tap and jazz, test their luck with the judges and find out who wins big and who goes home when the Top 20 finalists are chosen on the “Las Vegas Call-Backs #2” episode of SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE Thursday, June 7 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (DAN-306) (TV-PG)

Host: Cat Deeley





 
 

FRIDAY, JUNE 8
 



**TIME PERIOD PREMIERE**—“BONES”—(8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

BRENNAN AND BOOTH INVESTIGATE
THE REMAINS OF A YOUNG WOMAN WHOSE DISAPPEARANCE
WAS THE FOCUS OF NATIONAL NEWS MEDIA
ON “BONES” FRIDAY, JUNE 8, ON FOX

Tamara Taylor and Jessica Capshaw Guest-Star
 


Booth and Brennan examine the remains of a woman and fetus found in the Delaware Bay. The body is identified as that of Carlie Richardson, a pregnant newlywed whose mysterious disappearance one year ago had been a major national news story. Carlie’s husband Kyle Richardson is immediately thought to be the prime suspect in the case, but he disappears before Brennan and Booth can question him, prompting Booth to call for a manhunt for Kyle. Clues found with the remains throw suspicion in a different direction, and Brennan enlists Booth and her team at the Jeffersonian to recreate the potential scene of Carlie’s murder to get a better idea of the build and body type of the murderer, with shocking results. Meanwhile, Booth is annoyed that his ex-girlfriend Rachel, the mother of his son Parker, is letting Parker spend so much time with her new boyfriend, forcing Booth to be more territorial than Rachel would like in the “Mother and Child in the Bay” episode of BONES airing Friday, June 8 (8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (BON-202) (TV-14 D, L, V)

Cast: Emily Deschanel as Dr. Temperance Brennan, David Boreanaz as FBI Special Agent Seeley Booth, TJ Thyne as Dr. Jack Hodgins, Michaela Conlin as Angela Montenegro, Eric Millegan as Zack Addy

Guest Cast: Tamara Taylor as Dr. Camille “Cam” Saroyan, Jessica Capshaw as Rebecca Stinson; Kate Norby as Karen Tyler; Jeff Austin as Michael Jules; Kirsten Potter as Mary Corbis; Tangie Ambrose as Faith Davis; Jessica Wright as Tina Holmes; Adam Lieberman as FBI Agent Sanders; Bruce French as Dennis Campbell; Caryn West as Patricia Campbell; Chris Conrad as Agent; Shane Johnson as Kyle Richardson; Verda Bridges as Social Worker; Ty Panitz as Parker; Sean McGowan as Drew




 
**TIME PERIOD PREMIERE**—“STANDOFF”—(9:00-10:00 PT ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

A BORDER AGENT TRIES TO SNEAK A FOREIGN CONTAINER
INTO THE U.S. AND TAKES HIS OWN COLLEAGUES HOSTAGE
BEFORE THEY CAN STOP HIM
ON “STANDOFF” FRIDAY, JUNE 8, ON FOX
 


Paul Fisk, a U.S. Customs and Border Protection agent, compromises his credibility when he insists that a container enter the Los Angeles Port without an inspection. When Paul’s colleagues challenge his judgment, Paul threatens them at gunpoint. In minutes, the situation escalates to a hostage crisis and the FBI and the police step in, wondering what the contents of the container might be.  As the situation progresses, Matt and Emily realize there is more to the case than meets the eye. After reviewing Paul’s records and interviewing his friends and family, they see that Paul is not the kind of man who would turn violent on his friends. Matt also notices something odd about the tone of Paul’s voice, and he and Emily wonder if Paul might be suffering from a mental illness or possibly be hearing voices. As the duo tries to get to the bottom of this good-guy-gone-wrong, Emily contemplates accepting a position that would require a one-year commitment away in Quantico. As she and Matt grapple with the possibility of being apart, they must find out what could be driving a good man to hold his own friends hostage in the “No Strings” episode of STANDOFF Friday, June 8 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (SOF-114) (TV-14 L, V)

Cast: Ron Livingston as Matt Flannery, Rosemarie Dewitt as Emily Lehman, Gina Torres as Cheryl Carrera, Michael Cudlitz as Frank Perry, Raquel Alessi as Lia Mathers.





 

SATURDAY, JUNE 9
 



--“COPS: COAST TO COAST”—(8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) CC

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

BOSTON’S FINEST ENCOUTER DOUBLE THE TROUBLE
ON “COPS: COAST TO COAST”
SATURDAY, JUNE 9, ON FOX
 


Officer Marc Sullivan of the Boston, MA, Police Department and Massachusetts State Trooper Jesse Sweet pull over a vehicle on a routine traffic stop, and the passengers have some explaining to do when officers find incriminating evidence in their vehicle. Meanwhile, during questioning of the driver, an unrelated minor car accident occurs and the officers have double the trouble to deal with. Also featured is Deputy Andrea Eagon of the Hillsborough, FL, County Sheriff’s Office, who apprehends a petty theft suspect on an all-new COPS: COAST TO COAST airing Saturday, June 9 (8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (CP-1933) (TV-PG)





--“COPS: COAST TO COAST”—(8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

HIGH-SPEED CHASES
ON “COPS: COAST TO COAST”
SATURDAY, JUNE 9, ON FOX
 


Officer Jay Sayegh of the Fontana, CA, Police Department joins fellow officers in a dangerous high-speed pursuit that ends with the suspects surrendering. However, when officers start to question them, the plot thickens when they find toy guns, face masks and other suspicious contraband in the back seat of the car. Also featured is Officer Jennifer Rudolph of the Covington, KY, Police Department, who has to settle a lovers’ quarrel between two teens on COPS: COAST TO COAST airing Saturday, June 9 (8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (CP-1921) (TV-PG L)




--“AMERICA’S MOST WANTED: AMERICA FIGHTS BACK”—(9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC

 

“AMERICA’S MOST WANTED: AMERICA FIGHTS BACK”
CONTINUES ITS PURSUIT OF JUSTICE
SATURDAY, JUNE 9, ON FOX
 


AMERICA’S MOST WANTED: AMERICA FIGHTS BACK takes on the nation's hottest crime issues. This crime-fighting program focuses on capturing fugitives, protecting victims and empowering citizens within the criminal justice system. The series also takes an in-depth look at laws that harm victims, champions the cause of lawmakers fighting to protect victims' rights and presents news of recent captures, convictions and missing children cases. AMERICA’S MOST WANTED: AMERICA FIGHTS BACK airs Saturday, June 9 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (MW-2031) (TV-PG V)

Host: John Walsh




 
--“MADtv”—(11:00 PM-MIDNIGHT ET/PT) CC

 

DANNY BONADUCE SERVES UP SOME LATE-NIGHT LAUGHS
ON “MADtv” SATURDAY, JUNE 9 ON FOX
 


Guest Danny Bonaduce brings his charisma to the hilarious late-night sketches in an all-new episode of MADtv airing Saturday, June 9 (11:00 PM-Midnight ET/PT) on FOX.  (MD-1215) (TV-14 D, L, V)
               
Cast: Ike Barinholtz, Frank Caeti, Frank Caliendo, Crista Flanagan, Daniele Gaither, Keegan-Michael Key, Bobby Lee, Michael McDonald, Arden Myrin, Nicole Parker, Jordan Peele, Nicole Randall Johnson and Stephnie Weir.

Guest Cast: Danny Bonaduce
   



--“TALKSHOW WITH SPIKE FERESTEN”—(Midnight-12:30 AM ET/PT) CC

 

ACTOR/COMEDIAN TIM MEADOWS STAYS UP LATE
ON “TALKSHOW WITH SPIKE FERESTEN”
SATURDAY, JUNE 9, ON FOX
 


In addition to original sketches of fan-favorites “Idiot Paparazzi” and “Comedy for Stoners,” comedian/writer/actor Tim Medows (”The Benchwarmers,” “Mean Girls”) guests and keeps the late-night laughs rolling on this episode of TALKSHOW WITH SPIKE FERESTEN Saturday, June 9 (Midnight-12:30 AM ET/PT) on FOX.  (SPK-116) (TV-14 D, L)

Host: Spike Feresten





 

SUNDAY, JUNE 10
 



--“THE WAR AT HOME”—(7:00-7:30 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

 

VICKY IS DRIVEN TO DRINK ALONE
ON “THE WAR AT HOME”
SUNDAY, JUNE 10, ON FOX
 


Dave refuses to take a wine appreciation course with Vicky, who fears they are in a rut and could use the bonding time, and then he makes fun of her when she goes without him. Meanwhile, Dave assumes Larry is serving his new, older ladyfriend more than just the gourmet meals he prepares for her, and Dave is offended that Hillary never mentions him in her video blog in the “Cork Screwed” episode of THE WAR AT HOME Sunday, June 10 (7:00-7:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (WAR-209) (TV-14 D, L)

Cast: Michael Rapaport as Dave, Anita Barone as Vicky, Kaylee DeFer as Hillary, Kyle Sullivan as Larry, Dean Collins as Mike and Rami Malek as Kenny.

Guest Cast:  Pat Crawford Brown as Kathy, Angela Paton as Mrs. Abrams, Jenny Karns as Teacher, Gary Brolsma  and Joel Brooks as Joel.



--“KING OF THE HILL”—(7:30-8:00 PM ET/PT) CC

 

PEGGY SIZES UP ARLEN’S LARGEST REAL ESTATE COMPANY
ON “KING OF THE HILL”
SUNDAY, JUNE 10, ON FOX

Chris Elliot Makes Special Guest-Voice Appearance
 


When Peggy takes Connie on as her protégé, Connie’s journalistic attitude pushes Peggy to change her writing style. Needless to say, she loses her job at The Arlen Bystander, but quickly rebounds with a job in real estate under the infamous Chris Sizemore (Chris Elliot), the brains behind Arlen’s largest real estate office. Her new job is at first exciting, but when she challenges the big boss and gets fired, Peggy decides to strike out on their own in the ”Glen Peggy Glen Ross” episode of KING OF THE HILL Sunday, June 10 (7:30-8:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (KH-1106) (TV-PG)

Voice Cast: Mike Judge as Hank Hill & Boomhauer; Kathy Najimy as Peggy Hill; Pamela S. Adlon as Bobby Hill & Dee; Johnny Hardwick as Dale; Stephen Root as Bill & Wang; Toby Huss as Cotton & Kahn; and Lauren Tom as Connie, Janet & Minh; Ashley Gardner as Nancy & Candi.

Guest Voice Cast: Henry Gibson as Bob Jenkins & Travis; Chris Elliot as Chris Sizemore; Scott Klace as Duckworth & Walker Lee; Phil Hendrie as Jeff, Roddy Rae & Roger.




--“THE SIMPSONS”—(8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) CC

 

GRAMPA FINDS NEW LOVE ON “THE SIMPSONS”
SUNDAY, JUNE 10, ON FOX
 


The court appoints an accountant for Homer when he incorrectly files for bankruptcy, which results in his cutting back on all of his expenses, including Grampa’s nursing home. In an unexpected turn of events, Grampa and Selma fall in love and move in together, and Homer and Patty plot to break up their love connection. Meanwhile, Bart and Lisa con a delivery man into giving them the most sought-after commodity in the neighborhood – cardboard boxes. Their alliance is put to the test when the delivery man realizes he was duped in the “Rome-Old and Juli-Eh” episode of THE SIMPSONS Sunday, June 10 (8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (SI-1808) (TV-PG)

Voice Cast: Dan Castellaneta as Homer Simpson and Grampa; Julie Kavner as Marge Simpson, Selma, and Patty; Nancy Cartwright as Bart Simpson and Rod Flanders; Yeardley Smith as Lisa Simpson; Pamela Hayden as Milhouse, Todd Flanders and Ling; Hank Azaria as Accountant, Moe, Disco Stu, Duffman and Box Delivery Man; Tress Macneille as Female DMV Suit; and Harry Shearer as Ned Flanders, Scariest Driver, and Male DMV Suit

Guest Voice Cast: Jane Kaczmarek as Judge Harm




**SEASON PREMIERE**—“THE LOOP”—(8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

PA:
Viewer discretion is advised.

 

SAM’S TOKEN OF FRIENDSHIP GETS HIM INTO A HEAP OF TROUBLE
ON THE SEASON PREMIERE OF “THE LOOP”
SUNDAY, JUNE 10, ON FOX
 


Russ wants to secure a new route to the hot party destination of Reykjavík, Iceland, for TransAlliance Airlines. Sam eagerly takes on the task of impressing his new Icelandic friends, but when it appears that his generous token isn’t as impressive as he thought, he’s forced to hang out with young Icelandic executive Harald (Damon Herriman) in order to get company information from him. This, of course, interferes with his bigger duty of getting new receptionist Cara (Diora Baird) to go out with him before his window of opportunity closes in the "Window" episode of THE LOOP airing Sunday, June 10 (8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (LUP-209) (TV -14 D, L)

Cast: Bret Harrison as Sam; Eric Christian Olsen as Sully; Philip Baker Hall as Russ; Mimi Rogers as Meryl; Joy Osmanski as Darcy.

Guest Cast: Ian Reed Kesler as Derek; Hari Dhillon as Sikander, Marty Lodge as Oppenhuizen; Diora Baird as Cara; Damon Herriman as Harald; Phil Proctor as Snorri; Nina Franoszek as Johanna; Saba Homayoon as Jane.




 
--“FAMILY GUY”—(9:00-9:30 PM ET/PT) CC

PA:
Viewer discretion is advised.

 

PETER ACTS LIKE A BABY
ON “FAMILY GUY”
SUNDAY, JUNE 10, ON FOX

Phyllis Diller and Gore Vidal Make Guest Voice Appearances
 


When Peter’s mother announces that she is getting a divorce, Peter feels abandoned until he finds a father figure in his mom’s new boyfriend, Quahog’s resident anchor man, Tom Tucker. Peter takes such an interest in Tom that he reverts to being a child again, but things aren’t all fun and games for long. Meanwhile, Brian gets his own NPR-style radio show, but when Stewie hears the news, he can’t help but stir things up in the “Mother Tucker” episode of FAMILY GUY Sunday, June 10 (9:00-9:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (FG-431) (TV-14 D, S)

Voice Cast: Seth MacFarlane as Peter Griffin, Stewie Griffin, Brian Griffin, Quagmire, Tom Tucker; Alex Borstein as Lois Griffin; Seth Green as Chris Griffin; Mila Kunis as Meg Griffin; Mike Henry as Cleveland and Cleveland, Jr.

Guest Voice Cast: Phyllis Diller as Thelma and Gore Vidal as himself. 



**TIME PERIOD PREMIERE**—“THE LOOP”—(9:30-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

PA:
Viewer discretion is advised.

 

RUSS IS INVOLVED IN A CORPORATE COVER-UP
ON THE "THE LOOP"
SUNDAY, JUNE 10, ON FOX
 


Russ totals Sam's car in the company parking garage and rushes to cover up his crime and ease his guilt by lending Sam his motorcycle and sending him on a first-class business trip to Hawaii. After Sully ends up destroying Russ' motorcycle, Sam is desperate to come up with the money for the repairs and enrolls in a drug trial that sends him on a real trip in “The Phantom" episode of THE LOOP Sunday, June 10 (9:30-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (LUP-210) (TV-14 D)

Cast: Philip Baker Hall as Russ, Bret Harrison as Sam, Mimi Rogers as Meryl, Joy Osmanski as Darcy and Eric Christian Olsen as Sully

Guest Cast: Marty Lodge as Oppenhuizen, Ian Reed Kesler as Derek, Barry Wiggins as Doug, Hari Dhillon as Sikander, Diora Baird as Cara, Keith Pillow as Brian Tanen, Katie O'Rourke as Stacey.

The air order for THE LOOP has been revised. LUP-208, previously announced for this date at 9:30 PM, has been rescheduled to June 17 at 8:30.]

 

 

 

SUNDAY, MAY 27
 



**FOX SPORTS SPECIAL**—NASCAR ‘07: COCA-COLA 600—(5:00 PM-CC ET Live/2:00 PM-CC PT Live) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

 

FOX SPORTS PRESENTS THE COCA-COLA 600,
A NASCAR NEXTEL CUP RACE, LIVE FROM CHARLOTTE
SUNDAY, MAY 27, ON FOX
 


Play-by-play broadcaster Mike Joy, analyst Larry McReynolds and analyst Darrell Waltrip call all the action live from Lowe’s Motor Speedway in Charlotte, NC, when FOX Sports presents NASCAR Nextel Cup racing’s COCA-COLA 600 Sunday, May 27 (5:00 PM-CC ET live/2:00 PM-CC PT live) on FOX.  (SP-0743) (TV-N/A)



THE WAR AT HOME, KING OF THE HILL, THE SIMPSONS, FAMILY GUY and AMERICAN DAD are preempted this  Local programming airs in prime time on the West Coast.]



 

MONDAY, MAY 28
 



**2-HOUR SERIES PREMIERE—“ON THE LOT”—18 Directors Compete—(8:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC
 


LIGHTS! CAMERA! ACTION!

“ON THE LOT” PREMIERES ITS “BOX OFFICE PERFORMANCE SHOW”
WITH A SPECIAL TWO-HOUR EPISODE
MONDAY, MAY 28, ON FOX

Series Executive-Produced by Mark Burnett and Steven Spielberg
 


The Top 18 finalists present their short films on the special two-hour season premiere of the “Box Office Performance Show.” Grab the popcorn when “18 Directors Compete” on ON THE LOT Monday, May 28 (8:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (OTL-102A/3A) (TV-PG)

Guest Judges: Carrie Fisher; Brett Ratner; Garry Marshall; Jon Avnet





 
 

TUESDAY, MAY 29
 



**1-HOUR SERIES PREMIERE**—“ON THE LOT RESULTS SHOW”—3 Directors Voted Off—(8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC

 

LIGHTS! CAMERA! ACTION!

“ON THE LOT” BOX OFFICE RESULTS SHOW DEBUTS
TUESDAY, MAY 29, ON FOX

Series Executive-Produced by Mark Burnett and Steven Spielberg
 


In the first “Box Office” results show, three of the Top 18 Finalists are eliminated based on viewer votes. Grab the popcorn and watch the special 1-hour season premiere of the Box Office Results Show, “3 Directors Voted Off,” on ON THE LOT airing Tuesday, May 29 (8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (OTL-102/3B) (TV-PG)

Guest Judges: Carrie Fisher; Brett Ratner; Garry Marshall; Jon Avnet




**SEASON FINALE**—“HOUSE”—(9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

A COUPLE TRAVELS ACROSS THE OCEAN
IN SEARCH OF A DIAGNOSIS FROM HOUSE,
AND FOREMAN PREPARES TO WORK HIS LAST CASE
AT PRINCETON-PLAINSBORO TEACHING HOSPITAL
ON THE SEASON FINALE OF“HOUSE”
TUESDAY, MAY 29, ON FOX
 


Cuban couple Esteban and his sick wife, Marina Hernandez, are pulled from the ocean during a dangerous rescue at sea while en route to the U.S. on a mission to reach Dr. House. Marina’s medical records from Cuba were lost in the shipwreck, so the team runs a series of tests to determine the extent of her illness. When Marina’s heart stops during a routine cardiac catheterization, the diagnostic mystery deepens. House debates with the team whether it was human error or a still-to-be-determined illness that caused Marina to flat-line, and the team fights to keep Marina alive on a bypass machine long enough for her husband to say goodbye, knowing that nothing short of a miracle can save her. Meanwhile, Foreman prepares for his last day of work at Princeton-Plainsboro, and Chase accuses House of trying to win Foreman over in order to dissuade him from leaving, prompting House to make a very rash decision that affects the whole team in the “Human Error” episode of HOUSE airing Tuesday, May 29 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (HOU-324) (TV-14 L)

Cast: Hugh Laurie as Dr. Gregory House; Lisa Edelstein as Dr. Lisa Cuddy; Omar Epps as Dr. Eric Foreman; Robert Sean Leonard as Dr. James Wilson; Jennifer Morrison as Dr. Allison Cameron; Jesse Spencer as Dr. Robert Chase

Guest Cast: Mercedes Renard as Marina; Omar Avila as Esteban; Stephen Markle as Dr. Gooding


 




WEDNESDAY, MAY 30
 



**2-HOUR SEASON PREMIERE**—“SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE”—Auditions #2 and #3 (L.A. and Chicago)—(8:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC

 

GET READY TO BOOGIE!
LOS ANGELES AND CHICAGO SHOW OFF THEIR MOVES
ON THE 2-HOUR SEASON PREMIERE OF
“SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE”
WEDNESDAY, MAY 30, ON FOX
 


The search for America’s favorite dancer continues tonight as SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE checks out Los Angeles and Chicago in a special two-hour audition episode. See what happens when the best dancers skilled in everything from ballroom and ballet to salsa, jive, hip-hop and krumping, all compete to be named America’s favorite dancer. Some dancers wow the judges, while others leave them speechless. See who struts into the judges’ hearts and who trips up on this very special audition episode of SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE Wednesday, May 30 (8:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (DAN-302/303) (TV-PG)

Host: Cat Deeley





 

THURSDAY, MAY 31
 



--“ARE YOU SMARTER THAN A 5TH GRADER?”—(8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC

 

CONTESTANTS STRIVE FOR STRAIGHT A’s
ON “ARE YOU SMARTER THAN A 5TH GRADER?”
THURSDAY, MAY 31, ON FOX
 


Unlike the typical game show that measures intelligence, ARE YOU SMARTER THAN A 5th GRADER? tests adults’ lack of knowledge – as revealed by how much they’ve forgotten since elementary school. New grownup contestants will again find themselves in a classroom setting, revisiting their youth, as they tackle subjects they’ve already been taught, ranging from art to geography and math to social studies. However, the players are not alone. There is a way for contestants to “cheat” in this classroom. The adults will have the opportunity to get some help from real grade-schoolers, who will offer what they think is the correct a-n-s-w-e-r on tonight’s episode of ARE YOU SMARTER THAN A 5TH GRADER? Thursday, May 31 (8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (AYS-114) (TV-PG)

Host: Jeff Foxworthy




**TIME PERIOD PREMIERE**—“SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE”—Audition #4—(9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC

 

“SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE”
SASHAYS INTO ATLANTA AS AUDITIONS CONTINUE
IN A NEW QUEST FOR AMERICA’S FAVORITE DANCER
THURSDAY, MAY 31, ON FOX
 


The search for America’s favorite dancer continues in Atlanta tonight. See what happens when the best dancers, skilled in everything from ballroom and ballet to salsa, jive, hip-hop and krumping, all try to impress the judges with their auditions. Some dancers wow the judges, while others leave them speechless. See who struts into the judges’ hearts and who trips up on SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE Thursday, May 31 (9:00-10:00PM ET/PT) on FOX. (DAN-304) (TV-PG)

Host: Cat Deeley





 

FRIDAY, JUNE 1
 



**FOX SPECIAL**—“TV’S FUNNIEST MOMENTS”—(8:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

THE MUSEUM OF TELEVISION & RADIO TO COUNT DOWN
THE MOST HILARIOUS AND MOST MEMORABLE
MOMENTS ON TELEVISION
IN TWO-HOUR SPECIAL “TV’S FUNNIEST MOMENTS”
AIRING FRIDAY, JUNE 1, ON FOX
 


The Museum of Television & Radio will count down TV’S FUNNIEST MOMENTS, featuring the 30 funniest and most memorable moments from television sitcoms, variety, late night and sketch shows from the past six decades. Included are such fan favorites as “I Love Lucy,” “The Honeymooners,” “All In The Family,” “Spin City,” “Mad About You,” “In Living Color,” “The Bob Newhart Show” and many more. See if your favorite shows made the list on the two-hour special TV’S FUNNIEST MOMENTS airing Friday, June 1 (8:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (SP-0744) (TV-14 D, L, S, V)


 




SATURDAY, JUNE 2
 



--“COPS: COAST TO COAST”—(8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) CC

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

SUSPECT PLAYS HIDE & SEEK WITH OFFICERS
ON “COPS: COAST TO COAST”
SATURDAY, JUNE 2, ON FOX
 


While patrolling a known drug area, Officer Justin Gauker of the Las Vegas, NV, Police Department starts to question a male suspect, who leads the officer on a foot pursuit. The suspect is found hiding under a car and is arrested for possession of crack and grand theft auto. Also featured is Officer John Mathis of the Boise, ID, Police Department, who investigates a domestic violence call from a fearful woman on an all-new COPS: COAST TO COAST airing Saturday, June 2 (8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (CP-1932) (TV-PG)




--“COPS: COAST TO COAST”—(8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

SUSPECTS TRY TO LIE AND LOSE
ON “COPS: COAST TO COAST”
SATURDAY, JUNE 2, ON FOX
 


When Officer Michelle Kramer of the Wichita, KS, Police Department pulls over a suspected drunk driver, the situation quickly goes from bad to worse when she notices the passenger trying to conceal a deadly weapon in the glove compartment. Also featured is Deputy Nelson Gomez of the Riverside, CA, County Sheriff’s Department. After a drugged-out girlfriend throws a butter knife at her boyfriend, he realizes that he has been to the residence before and is not surprised when the alleged victim turns out to be the perpetrator on COPS: COAST TO COAST airing Saturday, June 2 (8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (CP-1919) (TV-PG L)





--“AMERICA’S MOST WANTED: AMERICA FIGHTS BACK”—(9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC

 

“AMERICA’S MOST WANTED: AMERICA FIGHTS BACK”
CONTINUES ITS PURSUIT OF JUSTICE
SATURDAY, JUNE 2, ON FOX
 


AMERICA’S MOST WANTED: AMERICA FIGHTS BACK takes on the nation's hottest crime issues. This crime-fighting program focuses on capturing fugitives, protecting victims and empowering citizens within the criminal justice system. The series also takes an in-depth look at laws that harm victims, champions the cause of lawmakers fighting to protect victims' rights and presents news of recent captures, convictions and missing children cases. AMERICA’S MOST WANTED: AMERICA FIGHTS BACK airs Saturday, June 2 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (MW-2030) (TV-PG V)

Host: John Walsh




--“MADtv”—(11:00 PM-MIDNIGHT ET/PT) CC

 

ROB CORDDRY CONTINUES THE LATE-NIGHT LAUGHS
ON “MADtv” SATURDAY, JUNE 2, ON FOX
 


Actor Rob Corddry, star of the FOX comedy THE WINNER, plays a man who spices up his sex life with his co-workers on MADtv airing Saturday, June 2 (11:00 PM-Midnight ET/PT) on FOX.  (MD-1216) (TV-14 D, L, V)
               
Cast: Ike Barinholtz, Frank Caeti, Frank Caliendo, Crista Flanagan, Daniele Gaither, Keegan-Michael Key, Bobby Lee, Michael McDonald, Arden Myrin, Nicole Parker, Jordan Peele, Nicole Randall Johnson and Stephnie Weir.

Guest Cast: Rob Corddry
   



--“TALKSHOW WITH SPIKE FERESTEN”—(Midnight-12:30 AM ET/PT) CC

 

ALEX BORSTEIN ADDS TO THE LATE-NIGHT LAUGHS
ON “TALKSHOW WITH SPIKE FERESTEN”
SATURDAY, JUNE 2, ON FOX
 


FAMILY GUY’s Alex Borstein stays up late with Spike, while Spike answers “Dr. Phil’s viewer fan mail” and reveals the latest “backfat” sponsor on TALKSHOW WITH SPIKE FERESTEN Saturday, June 2 (Midnight-12:30 AM ET/PT) on FOX.  (SPK-112) (TV-14 D, L, S)

Host: Spike Feresten


 




SUNDAY, JUNE 3
 



--“THE WAR AT HOME”—(7:00-7:30 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

 

HILLARY SIGNS HER LIFE AWAY FOR A CAR
ON “THE WAR AT HOME”
SUNDAY, JUNE 3, ON FOX
 


Dave and Vicky decide to give Hillary the car she wants as long as she agrees to sign a contract so they can completely control her life. She reluctantly signs, but Dave and Vicky realize they may have gone too far with the restrictions. Meanwhile Larry goes against the “bros before hos” code and dates Mike’s ex-girlfriend, Heidi, in the “Car Wars” episode of THE WAR AT HOME Sunday, June 3 (7:00-7:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (WAR-204) (TV-14 L)

Cast: Michael Rapaport as Dave, Anita Barone as Vicky, Kaylee DeFer as Hillary, Kyle Sullivan as Larry, Dean Collins as Mike and Rami Malek as Kenny.

Guest Cast: Anita Gillette as Betty, Tom McGowan as Joe, Courtney Jines as Heidi, and Joel Brooks as Joel.




**FOX MOVIE SPECIAL**—“BAD BOYS II”—(7:30-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

WILL SMITH AND MARTIN LAWRENCE ARE BACK IN ACTION
IN “BAD BOYS II”
SUNDAY, JUNE 3, ON FOX
 


Narcotics detectives Mike Lowrey (Will Smith) and Marcus Burnett (Martin Lawrence) have been assigned to a high-tech task force investigating the flow of designer drug Ecstasy into Miami. Their inquiries inadvertently lead them to a major conspiracy involving a vicious kingpin (Jordi Molla) whose ambitions to take over the city’s drug trade have ignited a bloody turf war. But Mike and Marcus’s friendship and working relationship is threatened when Mike begins to develop feelings for Marcus’ sister Syd (Gabrielle Union). Unless they can separate the personal from the professional, the bad boys are in danger of blowing the case and endangering Syd’s life in the process. Don’t miss BAD BOYS II Sunday, June 3 (7:30-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (FM-0610) (TV-14 L, V)

Cast: Martin Lawrence as Det. Marcus Bennett; Will Smith as Det. Mike Lowrey; Jordi Molla as Hector Juan Carlo “Johnny” Tapia; Gabrielle Union as Syd.



[EDITOR’S NOTE: KING OF THE HILL, THE SIMPSONS, AMERICAN DAD and FAMILY GUY are preempted this night.]
 

 

 


 
SUNDAY, MAY 20
 



**1-HOUR SEASON FINALE**—“KING OF THE HILL”—(7:00-8:00 PM ET/PT) CC

 

BILL BULKS UP AND THE HILLS CELEBRATE A VERY SPECIAL WEDDING
ON THE 1-HOUR SEASON FINALE OF “KING OF THE HILL”
SUNDAY, MAY 20, ON FOX
 


While trying to get in shape for his physical at work, Bill bulks up and befriends a group of body builders who essentially take him hostage in his home gym. Bill’s aggressive attitude upsets the neighbors and when Bill becomes a meathead just like his trainer, the guys have to save Bill from the world of weight training. Meanwhile, when Luanne decides she wants an expensive wedding, Lucky (Tom Petty) sues Dale when he takes a fall on the job. It’s up to Hank to convince Lucky of the evils of frivolous lawsuits and to spend his money wisely in “Bill, Bulk, and the Body Buddies/Lucky’s Wedding Suit,” the season finale of KING OF THE HILL airing Sunday, May 20 (7:00-8:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (KH-1111/1005) (TV-PG D, L)

Voice Cast: Mike Judge as Hank Hill, Octavio & Boomhauer; Kathy Najimy as Peggy Hill; Pamela S. Adlon as Bobby Hill; Brittany Murphy as Luanne; Johnny Hardwick as Dale; Stephen Root as Bill, Paramedic and Strickland; Ashley Gardner as Reverend Stroup and Nancy; David Herman as Jimmy Wichard and Johnson; Toby Huss as Cotton, Joe Jack and Kahn; Lauren Tom as Minh and Connie; and  Jonathan Joss as Redcorn.

Guest Voice Cast: Henry Gibson as Bob Jenkins; Dennis Burkley as Carl; Breckin Meyer as Joseph; Danny Trejo as Enrique; Dave Thomas as Lane Pratley; Tom Petty as Lucky.




**1-HOUR SEASON FINALE & MILESTONE 400TH EPISODE—“THE SIMPSONS”—(8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC

 

BROCKMAN ROCKS THE NEWS WORLD
AND AGENT BART SIMPSON MUST STOP THE STINK BOMB BULLIES
ON THE MILESTONE 400TH EPISODE AND SEASON FINALE OF
“THE SIMPSONS”
SUNDAY, MAY 20, ON FOX

Chris “Ludacris” Bridges, Kiefer Sutherland and Mary Lynn Rajskub
Make Guest-Voice Appearances
 


At the Simpsons’ annual dental check-up, Lisa gets an education in dental hygiene from a video starring Ludacris (guest voice Chris “Ludacris” Bridges) as Luda-Crest, a tube of toothpaste with a talent for rapping. The Simpsons stop for ice cream on the way home from the dentist, and when Homer purchases the 1-millionth ice cream cone, he is featured on Kent Brockman’s nightly news program. However, the innocent interview turns into trouble when Brockman uses a shocking expletive and Ned Flanders wages an anti-indecency campaign. The Simpsons take in the dejected Brockman, and he and Lisa begin to devise a scheme for the anchor to make his comeback. Meanwhile, Principal Skinner ushers the students of Springfield Elementary into a new era of sneaking, snooping and snitching with the opening of the school’s CTU – Counter Truancy Unit – with Lisa heading up the operation. Homer is sent on a mission to dispose of a container of yogurt so far past its freshness date that it could be toxic, but the reeking yogurt falls into the wrong hands. With the help of Jack Bauer (guest voice Kiefer Sutherland) and Chloe O’Brian (guest voice Mary Lynn Rajskub), Bart and Lisa must stop bullies Dolph, Kearney and Jimbo from releasing the ultimate stink bomb at the school’s annual bake sale in the “24 Minutes/You Kent Always Say What You Want” episode of THE SIMPSONS airing Sunday, May 20 (8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (SI-1814/1815) (TV-PG L, V)

Voice Cast: Dan Castellaneta as Homer Simpson, Groundskeeper Willie, Moleman, Mayor Quimby, Tooth Decay, Sqeaky-Voiced Teen, Stage Manager, Grampa, Young Male Employee, Arnie Pie, Rabbi Krustofsky, Krusty, Scratchy, Itchy, Sideshow Mel, Mr. Teeny, Rich Texan, Sideshow Mel, and Dracula; Julie Kavner as Marge Simpson, Selma, and Patty; Nancy Cartwright as Bart Simpson, Rod Flanders, Kearney, Ralph, and Assistant; Yeardley Smith as Lisa Simpson; Tress Macneille as Brandine, Miss Springfield, Kelly, Mother, 2nd Hygenist, Lindsay Naegle, Booberella, Cartoon Wife, Slacker Girl, Stripper, Dolph, Jimbo’s Mother, Cosine, Helen Lovejoy, and Lunchlady Dora; Harry Shearer as Gum Disease, Principal Skinner, Kent Brockman, Ned Flanders, Supervisor, Male Executive, Announcer, Lenny, Mr. Burns, Rainier Wolfcastle, Birch Barlow, Smithers, Mr. Burns, and Mr. Largo; Pamela Hayden as Ling, Dental Assistant, Martin, and Jimbo; Hank Azaria as Cletus, Dr. Hwang, Hip Hop-Style Announcer, Bad-Ass Voice, Prescott Butterfat III, Tavis, Comic Book Guy, Bureaucrat, Muscular Goon, Homeless Man, Inspector Gadget, Carl, Slacker Dude, Moe, and Supt. Chalmers; Maurice Lamarche as Overweight Man.

Guest Voice Cast: Chris “Ludacris” Bridges as Ludacris, Kiefer Sutherland as Jack Bauer; Mary Lynn Rajskub as Chloe.




**SEASON FINALE**—“FAMILY GUY”—(9:00-9:30 PM ET/PT) CC

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

GIGGITY, GIGGITY, EWWW!
ON THE SEASON FINALE OF “FAMILY GUY”
SUNDAY, MAY 20, ON FOX
 


Death grants Peter’s wish of going back in time to be 18 again just for one night so that he can sow his wild oats. In 1984, he bails on a date with Lois to go to a bar and make out with a movie actress, but when he returns to the present, he discovers that he is now married to the former starlet and Lois is with Quagmire. Meanwhile, Stewie, Chris and Meg have all inherited Quagmire’s charming characteristics in the “Meet the Quagmires” episode of FAMILY GUY (9:00-9:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (FG-513) (TV-14 D, L, S)

Voice Cast: Seth MacFarlane as Peter Griffin, Stewie Griffin, Brian Griffin, and Quagmire; Alex Borstein as Lois Griffin; Seth Green as Chris Griffin; Mila Kunis as Meg Griffin; Mike Henry as Cleveland.

Guest Voice: Adam Corolla as Death




**SEASON FINALE**—“AMERICAN DAD”—(9:30-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

STAN AND ROGER MAKE A POT BUST
ON THE SEASON FINALE OF “AMERICAN DAD”
SUNDAY, MAY 20, ON FOX
 


When Roger finds out that Hayley’s boyfriend, Jeff, is wanted in Florida for smuggling marijuana, he and Stan turn into bounty hunters and chase Jeff across the country. However, when the truth behind the matter is revealed, Roger is left with his tail between his legs and Stan steps in to offer some fatherly advice. Meanwhile, Steve gets shocked trying to hot-wire Francine’s car and is cursed with a gift in the “Joint Custody” episode of AMERICAN DAD Sunday, May 20 (9:30-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (DAD-224) (TV-14 D)

Voice Cast: Seth MacFarlane as Stan Smith and Roger the Alien; Wendy Schaal as Francine Smith; Rachael MacFarlane as Hayley; Scott Grimes as Steve; and Dee Bradley Baker as Klaus.





 

MONDAY, MAY 21
 



**2-HOUR SEASON FINALE**—“24”—(8:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

JACK BAUER’S UNIMAGINABLE DAY
COMES TO A CLIMACTIC CLOSE
ON THE  2-HOUR SEASON FINALE
OF “24” MONDAY, MAY 21, ON FOX
 


As the clock approaches the final hours of a long and terrifying day underscored by a nuclear blast, the loss of thousands of innocent lives, a Presidential assassination attempt and the recovery of threatening nukes, Jack stops at nothing to get what he wants and to protect the country from an international incident that could change the world forever in “Day 6: 4:00 AM-5:00 AM”/“Day 6: 5:00 AM-6:00 AM,” the two-hour Season Six finale of 24 airing Monday, May 21 (8:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (TWF-623/624) (TV-14 V)

Cast: Kiefer Stherland as Jack Bauer, Mary Lynn Rajskub as Chloe O’Brian, James Morrison as Bill Buchanan, DB Woodside as President Wayne Palmer, Jayne Atkinson as Karen Hayes, Carlo Rota as Morris O’Brian, Peter MacNicol as Thomas Lennox, Regina King as Sandra Palmer, Eric Balfour as Milo Pressman and Marisol Nichols as Nadia Yassir.

Guest Cast: Powers Boothe as Vice President Noah Daniels, Chad Lowe as Reed Pollock, Ricky Schroder as Mike Doyle, Kari Matchett as Lisa Miller and Nick Jameson as Russian President Yuri Suvarov.





 

TUESDAY, MAY 22
 



**SEASON FINALE, PART 1**—“AMERICAN IDOL”—2 Finalists Compete—(8:00-9:00 PM ET Live/PT tape-delayed) CC-HDTV-In Stereo

 

THE FINAL TWO BATTLE IT OUT FOR THE CROWN
ON “AMERICAN IDOL” TUESDAY, MAY 22, ON FOX

Tonight’s Votes Determine the Next American Idol;
Winner to be Revealed in Tomorrow Night’s Two-Hour Finale
 


On tonight’s exciting performance show, the last of the season, the final two contestants will battle it out LIVE at the famed Kodak Theatre in Hollywood. One will be the next American Idol and one will go home. The Final 2 face the music on Part 1 of the season finale of AMERICAN IDOL Tuesday, May 22 (8:00-9:00 PM ET Live/PT tape-delayed) on FOX.  (ID-633) (TV-PG)

Host: Ryan Seacrest

Judges: Paula Abdul, Simon Cowell and Randy Jackson




 
**PREVIEW #1**—“ON THE LOT”—Auditions #1—(9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC

 

LIGHTS! CAMERA! ACTION!

“ON THE LOT” PREMIERES
WITH THE FIRST OF TWO SPECIAL PREVIEWS
TUESDAY, MAY 22, ON FOX

Series Executive-Produced by Mark Burnett and Steven Spielberg
 


The cameras are about to start rolling on the new moviemaking competition series ON THE LOT, executive-produced by Mark Burnett and Steven Spielberg. Fifty aspiring filmmakers from around the globe will discover the magic of moviemaking when they are brought to Los Angeles and must endure a rigorous “Hollywood Boot Camp,” where they will have their first attempt at a Hollywood-style “pitch” meeting; a “24-Hour Film Shoot,” where each must shoot and edit a short film in a 24-hour period; as well as a “one-page, one-hour” film shoot, where they will have an hour to film a one-page scene with the help of professional directors of photography, camera and sound operators and actors. The 18 who make the cut will advance in the competition in the hope of landing a $1-million DreamWorks development deal. In tonight’s opener, actress, author and screenwriter Carrie Fisher (“Star Wars,” “Postcards From the Edge”), along with directors/producers Brett Ratner (“Rush Hour 3,” “X-Men 3: The Last Stand”), Garry Marshall (“Georgia Rule,” “Princess Diaries,” “Pretty Woman”) and Jon Avnet (“The Starter Wife,” “Fried Green Tomatoes,” “Risky Business”), will serve as judges for the “Auditions #1” episode of ON THE LOT airing Tuesday, May 22 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (OTL-101A) (TV-PG)

Judges: Carrie Fisher; Brett Ratner; Garry Marshall; Jon Avnet

 HOUSE is preempted this night.]



 

WEDNESDAY, MAY 23
 



**2-HOUR SEASON FINALE, PART 2**—“AMERICAN IDOL”—Winner Announced—(8:00-10:00 PM ET live/PT tape-delayed) CC-HDTV-In Stereo

 

THE WINNER IS CROWNED TONIGHT
ON THE SEASON FINALE OF “AMERICAN IDOL”
WEDNESDAY, MAY 23, ON FOX
 


The most anticipated night of the television season is here! Two finalists, one American Idol – find out tonight who America has chosen. The Top 12 reunite on the Kodak Theatre stage one last time before the newest American Idol is crowned Wednesday, May 23 (8:00-10:00 PM ET live/PT tape-delayed) on FOX.  (ID-634/635) (TV-PG)

Host: Ryan Seacrest

Judges: Paula Abdul, Simon Cowell and Randy Jackson





 

THURSDAY, MAY 24
 



**90-MINUTE SEASON PREMIERE**—“SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE”—Auditions #1—(8:00-9:25 PM ET/PT) CC

 

GET OUT YOUR DANCING SHOES!
“SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE” BOOGIES INTO SUMMER
WITH A 90-MINUTE SEASON PREMIERE
WEDNESDAY, MAY 24, ON FOX
 


SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE returns with an all-new season, new contestants and the best and worst of auditions. See what happens when the best dancers skilled in everything from ballroom and ballet to salsa, jive, hip-hop and krumping, all compete to be named America’s favorite dancer. The search begins for the next DANCE champion in Los Angeles, followed by New York City, NY, Chicago, IL and Atlanta, GA. Some dancers wow the judges, while others leave them speechless. See who struts into the judges’ hearts and who trips up on the season premiere of SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE Wednesday, May 24 (8:00-9:25 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (DAN-301) (TV-PG)

Host: Cat Deeley



 ARE YOU SMARTER THAN A 5TH GRADER? is preempted this night.]


**PREVIEW #2**—“ON THE LOT”—Auditions #2—(9:25-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC

 

LIGHTS! CAMERA! ACTION!

“ON THE LOT” PREMIERE CONTINUES
WITH SECOND SPECIAL PREVIEW
THURSDAY, MAY 24, ON FOX

Series Executive-Produced by Mark Burnett and Steven Spielberg
 


The cameras continue to roll and the judges’ “final cuts” go even deeper on the new moviemaking competition series ON THE LOT, executive-produced by Mark Burnett and Steven Spielberg. Fifty aspiring filmmakers from around the globe are discovering the magic of moviemaking as they endure a rigorous “Hollywood Boot Camp” in Los Angeles, where they will have their first attempt at a Hollywood-style “pitch” meeting; a “24-Hour Film Shoot,” where each must shoot and edit a short film in a 24-hour period; as well as a “one-page, one-hour” film shoot, where they will have an hour to film a one-page scene with the help of professional directors of photography, camera and sound operators and actors. The 18 who make the cut will advance in the competition in the hope of landing a $1-million DreamWorks development deal. Actress, author and screenwriter Carrie Fisher (“Star Wars,” “Postcards From the Edge”), along with directors/producers Brett Ratner (“Rush Hour 3,” “X-Men 3: The Last Stand”), Garry Marshall (“Georgia Rule,” “Princess Diaries,” “Pretty Woman”) and Jon Avnet (“The Starter Wife,” “Fried Green Tomatoes,” “Risky Business”), are serving as judges for the series’ audition episodes.  The “Auditions #2” episode of ON THE LOT airs Thursday, May 24 (9:25-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (OTL-101B) (TV-PG)

Judges: Carrie Fisher; Brett Ratner; Garry Marshall; Jon Avnet





 

FRIDAY, MAY 25
 



**FOX MOVIE SPECIAL—“LARA CROFT: TOMB RAIDER”—(8:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

“LARA CROFT: TOMB RAIDER”
AIRS FRIDAY, MAY 25, ON FOX
 


Angelina Jolie stars as the brilliant and daring Lara Croft, born into wealth and privilege but more interested in pursuing her long-lost father’s career of hunting for antiquities. Highly trained in martial arts, she’s unflappable in the face of danger, intrigue and forces beyond human understanding. This time she’s on the trail of an artifact bearing a magical triangle with an all-seeing eye, just in time for the rare planetary alignment that will activate its mysterious powers! But she’s not the only one looking for the relic, and if it falls into the wrong hands, it could spell disaster. Don’t miss LARA CROFT: TOMB RAIDER Friday, May 25 (8:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (FM-0411) (TV-14 L, V)

Cast: Angelina Jolie as Lara Croft; Jon Voight as Richard Croft; Daniel Craig as Alex West and Noah Taylor as Bryce.





 
 

SATURDAY, MAY 26
 



--“COPS: COAST TO COAST”—(8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) CC

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

TASER ENDS SIZZLING FOOT CHASE AND TRAFFIC VIOLATION
HAS DRUG USER STOPPED IN HER TRACKS
ON “COPS: COAST TO COAST”
SATURDAY, MAY 26, ON FOX
 


When Deputy Steve Ultsh of the Palm Beach County, FL, Sheriff’s Department receives a tip that a vehicle has been involved in suspicious activity, the suspects are pulled over.  At the scene, Deputy Ultsh notices that the passenger has an open container and begins to question the male suspect. A foot chase ensues across the street and through an  intersection. Eventually the suspect comes to a sizzling stop after being tazed and is detained by officers. Another segment features Officer Anthony Pilutik of the Palm Springs, CA, Police Department stopping a female suspect who rode her bike through a stop sign. Officer Pilutik notices nervous behavior and learns that the suspect is on probation. In conducting a routine search of the bicyclist’s backpack, Officer Pilutik discovers drugs and paraphernalia that has this suspect stopped in her tracks on COPS: COAST TO COAST airing Saturday, May 26 (8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (CP-1901) (TV-PG V)




--“COPS: COAST TO COAST”—(8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

DRUNK SUSPECT SHAKEN AND STIRRED
ON “COPS: COAST TO COAST”
SATURDAY, MAY 26, ON FOX
 


When Deputy Rick Santos of the Palm Beach County, FL, Sheriff’s Department is called to the scene of a domestic violence disturbance, the suspect in question puts up a struggle when he is stirred from his drunken stupor. Also featured is Officer Anthony Pilutik of the Palm Springs, CA, Police Department, questioning a suspect in possession of methamphetamines on COPS: COAST TO COAST airing Saturday, May 26 (8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (CP-1902) (TV-PG)




 
--“AMERICA’S MOST WANTED: AMERICA FIGHTS BACK”—(9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC

 

“AMERICA’S MOST WANTED: AMERICA FIGHTS BACK”
CONTINUES ITS PURSUIT OF JUSTICE
SATURDAY, MAY 26, ON FOX
 


AMERICA’S MOST WANTED: AMERICA FIGHTS BACK takes on the nation's hottest crime issues. This crime-fighting program focuses on capturing fugitives, protecting victims and empowering citizens within the criminal justice system. The series also takes an in-depth look at laws that harm victims, champions the cause of lawmakers fighting to protect victims' rights and presents news of recent captures, convictions and missing children cases. AMERICA’S MOST WANTED: AMERICA FIGHTS BACK airs Saturday, May 26 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (MW-2029) (TV-PG V)

Host: John Walsh




--“MADtv”—(11:00 PM-MIDNIGHT ET/PT) CC

 

KATE WALSH OF “GREY’S ANATOMY” GUEST-STARS
ON “MADtv” SATURDAY, MAY 26, ON FOX
 


“Grey’s Anatomy” star Kate Walsh joins the cast for late-night laughs and sketches on MADtv airing Saturday, May 26 (11:00 PM-Midnight ET/PT) on FOX.  (MD-1213) (TV-14 D, L)

Cast: Ike Barinholtz, Frank Caeti, Frank Caliendo, Crista Flanagan, Daniele Gaither, Keegan-Michael Key, Bobby Lee, Michael McDonald, Arden Myrin, Nicole Parker, Jordan Peele, Nicole Randall Johnson and Stephnie Weir.

Guest Cast: Kate Walsh
   



--“TALKSHOW WITH SPIKE FERESTEN”—(Midnight-12:30 AM ET/PT) CC

 

“CHEATER” HOST JOEY GRECO BREAKS UP THE LATE-LAUGHS
ON “TALKSHOW WITH SPIKE FERESTEN”
SATURDAY, MAY 26, ON FOX
 


Instigator and “Cheaters” host Joey Greco takes a break from comforting cheating lovers to spend a night filled with lighthearted laughs alongside Emmy-nominated writer Spike Feresten (“Seinfeld,” “The Late Show with David Letterman”). This fast-paced half-hour combines elements of a talk show with irreverent comedy sketches – both inside the studio and out in the field – and goes where other talk shows have gone before, only faster. The unconventional format dispenses with the monologue, features comedy in every act and uses celebrity guests – and its staff - in unpredictable ways on TALKSHOW WITH SPIKE FERESTEN Saturday, May 26 (Midnight-12:30 AM ET/PT) on FOX.  (SPK-106) (TV-14 D, L, S, V)

Host: Spike Feresten





 

SUNDAY, MAY 27
 



**FOX SPORTS SPECIAL**—NASCAR ‘07: COCA-COLA 600—(5:00 PM-CC ET Live/2:00 PM-CC PT Live) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

 

FOX SPORTS PRESENTS THE COCA-COLA 600,
A NASCAR NEXTEL CUP RACE, LIVE FROM CHARLOTTE
SUNDAY, MAY 27, ON FOX
 


Play-by-play broadcaster Mike Joy, analyst Larry McReynolds and analyst Darrell Waltrip call all the action live from Lowe’s Motor Speedway in Charlotte, NC, when FOX Sports presents NASCAR Nextel Cup racing’s COCA-COLA 600 Sunday, May 27 (5:00 PM-CC ET live/2:00 PM-CC PT live) on FOX.  (SP-0743) (TV-N/A)

: THE WAR AT HOME, KING OF THE HILL, THE SIMPSONS, FAMILY GUY and AMERICAN DAD are preempted this night.]
 Local programming airs in prime time on the West Coast.]




 

- FOX -
 

 

 

FOX Announces Upcoming 2007-8 Programming Schedule
 
Fox Entertainment President Peter Liguori announced FOX’s upcoming 2007-2008 programming schedule earlier this morning in a press conference call.
 
During welcome remarks, host Joe Early, proudly announced that Fox has won the May sweeps period for the 3rd year in a row by the largest margin of victory for any network in over 5 years. 
 
“Our strategy for next season is really based on stability….Regarding stability, we’re going to have 17 out of 17 returning shows that are going to air on the same night, ” shared Liguori.
 
Programming stability is good news for television audiences with favorites and available viewing times unaffected by TIVO and DVRs or other recording devices.  Perhaps the networks are realizing the effect of shifting times of popular shows.
 
 “Need to make broadcast television the biggest broadest most fertile arena for content,” were promising comments by Liguori.   Hopefully, as reruns are seemingly more common than new programming in prime time lineups.  Fortunately, each network has chosen to air a series in a nonstop fashion for 13 weeks so their heroes are not lost after building momentum for 6 weeks.   For Fox, “The Sarah Connor Chronicles” based on the heroine of the “Terminator” movies.  (Perhaps the Governator Schwarzenegger will make some appearances that might not interfere with his role as California Governor as groundwork is laid for future roles.)
 
 “Frankly, I think great shows are the only shows that are working period right now,” responded Liguori when asked about serialized shows.  In response to comedy programming, “the audience is watching comedy in greater numbers than they ever have, they’re just not watching new comedy.”
 
“Back To You,” with Kelsey Grammar and Patricia Heaton have high hopes for FOX.  As leading the hour and being the only comedy on Wednesday night in that hour, these known comedians are known so well, that it’s like bringing back a returning show. 
 
“K-Ville” a new drama based and shot in New Orleans , debuts the week of the second anniversary of Katrina.  Geared for great drama, and not political commentary, it focuses on two police officers bringing the city back post-Katrina. 
 
“I’ll throw my hat in the ring with American Idol any day” commented Liguori after falling in love with the casting of FOX’s new unscripted series “ Nashville .”  A show with big heart there’s Americana and talents seeking a music deal in music city.  The producers of American Idol, open up to bands with “The Search for the Great American Band (working title).”  
 
“Promotionally, the internet is the great breaking world” shared Liguori regarding FOX’s viewpoint.  After sharing FOX hired Bill Bradford from Yahoo! Media, you can “expect (FOX) to be expect to be very aggressive and creative on the internet front” then added “ in LA, don’t be afraid to make mistakes.”  While aggressive, it is one part of FOX’s overall brand building, with most dollars still being spent with traditional platforms.
 
The best news of all for fans of FOX programming, is a network focus to make their content available on every avenue possible, whether through telephony, internet, or VOD (video on demand).
 
The new schedule, showcasing 4 new dramas, three comedies, and three unscripted series, follow with the FOX.

 

 

FOX ANNOUNCES PRIMETIME SLATE
FOR 2007-2008 SEASON

FOUR NEW DRAMAS, THREE NEW COMEDIES
AND THREE UNSCRIPTED SERIES JOIN SCHEDULE

DRAMAS “K-VILLE” AND “NEW AMSTERDAM” AND
COMEDY “BACK TO YOU” DEBUT IN FALL

NEW UNSCRIPTED SERIES “THE SEARCH FOR THE NEXT GREAT AMERICAN BAND” (working title), “KITCHEN NIGHTMARES” AND
“NASHVILLE” (working title) ALSO SLATED FOR FALL LAUNCH

DRAMAS “THE SARAH CONNOR CHRONICLES” AND
“CANTERBURY’S LAW” ALONG WITH COMEDIES
“THE RETURN OF JEZEBEL JAMES” (working title)
AND “THE RULES FOR STARTING OVER” (working title)
TO PREMIERE MIDSEASON


New York (Thursday, May 17, 2007) – Peter Liguori, President, Entertainment, Fox Broadcasting Company, today unveiled the FOX primetime schedule for the 2007-2008 television season.

“This is the most stable and most vibrant schedule ever presented by FOX – one that is sure to help us secure our fourth consecutive season as the No. 1 network in key demos,” Liguori said. “We’ll have a balanced schedule across the week, and we expect a significantly stronger fourth quarter. And in early 2008, 24 and AMERICAN IDOL, along with unprecedented sporting events in primetime – including the Super Bowl on Feb. 3 – will allow us to launch additional series and position ourselves for another dominant season.”

Liguori went on to say: “We’ll have returning shows on six nights in the fall and every night of the week come January. We’re introducing new series that are distinctive, compelling, and which have impressive auspices. New series will be paired with returning hits to create a balanced, competitive, solid schedule.”




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The new dramas premiering this fall are K-VILLE (20th Century Fox Television), starring Anthony Anderson and Cole Hauser as police officers in post-Katrina New Orleans; and NEW AMSTERDAM (Regency Television), the first American television project from Oscar-nominated director/producer Lasse Hallström, featuring newcomer Nikolaj Coster Waldau as a New York City homicide detective unlike any other. 

The new comedy slated for fall is BACK TO YOU (20th Century Fox Television), from executive producers Steven Levitan and Christopher Lloyd. Set at a TV news station in Pittsburgh, it stars Emmy Award winners Patricia Heaton and Kelsey Grammer and is directed by James Burrows.

The new unscripted series that will premiere this fall on FOX include, from the producers of     AMERICAN IDOL, THE SEARCH FOR THE NEXT GREAT AMERICAN BAND (working title), which will do for undiscovered groups what IDOL has done for singers. Also with a musical theme, NASHVILLE (working title), from the producers of “Laguna Beach: The Real Orange County,” is an unscripted docu-soap chronicling a group of ambitious young people trying to make their mark on the music industry and Nashville society. And in KITCHEN NIGHTMARES, mercurial master chef Gordon Ramsay of HELL’S KITCHEN fame attempts to turn around floundering restaurants in less than a week.

Two additional dramas and two additional comedies will launch in midseason. Courtroom drama CANTERBURY’S LAW (Sony Pictures Television), from executive producers Denis Leary and Jim Serpico, writer Dave Erickson, and director Mike Figgis, stars Julianna Margulies as a rebellious female defense attorney who’s willing to bend the law in order to protect the wrongfully accused. And THE SARAH CONNOR CHRONICLES (Warner Bros. Television) is an intense new drama based on the celebrated heroine of the “Terminator” movies, with Lena Headey in the title role. THE RETURN OF JEZEBEL JAMES (working title) (Regency Television) is a sister comedy starring Parker Posey and Lauren Ambrose, from “Gilmore Girls” creator Amy Sherman-Palladino. And a spring launch is planned for THE RULES FOR STARTING OVER (working title) (20th Century Fox Television), starring Craig Bierko and Rashida Jones in the Farrelly Brothers’ comedic take on a group of 30-somethings trying to find true love the second time around.

FOX series returning in 2007-2008 include: 24, AMERICAN DAD, AMERICAN IDOL, AMERICA’S MOST WANTED: AMERICA FIGHTS BACK, ARE YOU SMARTER THAN A 5th GRADER?, BONES, COPS, FAMILY GUY, HOUSE, KING OF THE HILL, MADtv, PRISON BREAK, THE SIMPSONS, TALKSHOW WITH SPIKE FERESTEN and ‘TIL DEATH.




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The summer 2007 schedule features established summer hits SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE and HELL’S KITCHEN, along with new series ON THE LOT, the moviemaking competition from Mark Burnett and Steven Spielberg, and ANCHORWOMAN (Fox 21), an unscripted reality comedy series about a big-city model who goes to work at a small-town news station and tries to succeed as an anchorwoman to help the station’s ratings.


Following are the FOX primetime schedule for 2007-2008 and synopses of the new series:


FOX PRIMETIME SCHEDULE: FALL 2007
(All Times ET/PT)

MONDAY
8:00-9:00 PM        PRISON BREAK
9:00-10:00 PM        K-VILLE


TUESDAY
8:00-9:00 PM        NEW AMSTERDAM
9:00-10:00 PM        HOUSE


WEDNESDAY
8:00-8:30 PM        BACK TO YOU
8:30-9:00 PM        ’TIL DEATH
9:00-10:00 PM        BONES


THURSDAY
8:00-9:00 PM        ARE YOU SMARTER THAN A 5th GRADER?   
9:00-10:00 PM        KITCHEN NIGHTMARES


FRIDAY
8:00-9:00 PM        THE SEARCH FOR THE NEXT GREAT AMERICAN
BAND (working title)
9:00-10:00 PM        NASHVILLE (working title)






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SATURDAY
8:00-8:30 PM        COPS
8:30-9:00 PM        COPS
9:00-10:00 PM        AMERICA’S MOST WANTED:  AMERICA FIGHTS
BACK
11:00 PM-MIDNIGHT    MADtv
MIDNIGHT-12:30 AM    TALK SHOW WITH SPIKE FERESTEN


SUNDAY
7:00-8:00 PM        THE OT (NFL post-game)
8:00-8:30 PM        THE SIMPSONS
8:30-9:00 PM        KING OF THE HILL
9:00-9:30 PM        FAMILY GUY
9:30-10:00 PM        AMERICAN DAD




FOX PRIMETIME SCHEDULE: BEGINNING JANUARY 2008
(All Times ET/PT)

MONDAY
8:00-9:00 PM        K-VILLE (January)/PRISON BREAK (Spring)
9:00-10:00 PM        24


TUESDAY
8:00-9:00 PM        AMERICAN IDOL
9:00-10:00 PM        HOUSE


WEDNESDAY (January)
8:00-8:30 PM        BACK TO YOU
8:30-9:00 PM        ’TIL DEATH
9:00-10:00 PM        AMERICAN IDOL


WEDNESDAY (Spring)
8:00-8:30 PM        BACK TO YOU
8:30-9:00 PM        THE RETURN OF JEZEBEL JAMES (working title)
9:00-9:30 PM        AMERICAN IDOL Results Show
9:30-10:00 PM        ’TIL DEATH



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THURSDAY
8:00-9:00 PM        ARE YOU SMARTER THAN A 5th GRADER?   
9:00-10:00 PM        CANTERBURY’S LAW


FRIDAY (Spring)
8:00-9:00 PM        BONES
9:00-10:00 PM        NEW AMSTERDAM


SATURDAY
8:00-8:30 PM        COPS
8:30-9:00 PM        COPS
9:00-10:00 PM        AMERICA’S MOST WANTED: AMERICA FIGHTS
BACK
11:00 PM-MIDNIGHT    MADtv
MIDNIGHT-12:30 AM    TALKSHOW WITH SPIKE FERESTEN


SUNDAY (Spring)
7:00-7:30 PM        KING OF THE HILL
7:30-8:00 PM        AMERICAN DAD
8:00-8:30 PM        THE SIMPSONS
8:30-9:00 PM        FAMILY GUY
9:00-10:00 PM        THE SARAH CONNOR CHRONICLES




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2007-2008 FOX PRIMETIME SCHEDULE
NEW SERIES SYNOPSES


The following new dramas will premiere this fall on FOX:

K-VILLE (Mondays, 9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT): From writer and executive producer Jonathan Lisco (“NYPD Blue,” “The District”) comes a heroic police drama set in New Orleans. Two years after Katrina, the city is still in chaos. Many cops have quit, and the jails, police stations and crime labs still haven’t been properly rebuilt. But the cops who remain have courage to burn and a passion to reclaim and rebuild their city. MARLIN BOULET (Anthony Anderson, “The Departed,” “The Shield”) is a brash, funny, in-your-face veteran of the NOPD’s Felony Action Squad, the specialized unit that targets the most-wanted criminals. Even when his partner deserted him during the storm, Boulet held his post, spending days in the water saving lives and keeping order. Now he’s unapologetic about bending the rules when it comes to collaring bad guys. Boulet’s new partner, TREVOR COBB (Cole Hauser, “The Break-Up,” “ER”), was a soldier in Afghanistan before joining the NOPD. He’s tough and committed, but if he’s less than comfortable with Boulet’s methods, it’s because he’s harboring a dark secret. Cobb has come to New Orleans seeking redemption, but redemption can be dangerous. Will Boulet be able to trust him? Will Cobb’s past endanger them both? Rounding out the crew of cops are hotheaded BILLY “K-9” FAUST (Maximiliano Hernández, “Law & Order,” “Shark”), who often speaks before thinking; wisecracking JEFF “GLUE BOY” GOODEN (Blake Shields, “Sleeper Cell,” “Veronica Mars”), the team’s comic relief; tough-as-nails GINGER “LOVE TAP” LeBEAU (Tawny Cypress, “Heroes”), the only female on the squad, who gives as good as she gets; and CAPTAIN JAMES EMBRY (John Carroll Lynch, “Zodiac,” “The Drew Carey Show”), who wrangles the eclectic personalities of his squad with equal parts humor and tenacity.

PRODUCTION COMPANY: 20th Century Fox Television
EXECUTIVE PRODUCER/WRITER: Jonathan Lisco
DIRECTOR: Deran Sarafian
CAST: Anthony Anderson as Marlin Boulet, Cole Hauser as Trevor Cobb, Maximiliano Hernández  as Billy “K-9” Faust, Blake Shields as Jeff “Glue Boy” Gooden, Tawny Cypress as Ginger “Love Tap” LeBeau, John Carroll Lynch as Captain James Embry


NEW AMSTERDAM (Wednesdays, 9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT): Directed and executive-produced by visionary Lasse Hallström (“My Life As a Dog,” “The Cider House Rules,” “Chocolat,” “The Hoax”) and written by Allan Loeb (“Things We Lost in the Fire,” “21”) and Christian Taylor (“Showboy,” “Six Feet Under”), NEW AMSTERDAM is the story of a New York homicide detective unlike any other. He is brilliant, mysterious, reckless, magnetic, unknowable. And he has a profound secret – he is immortal. In 1642, JOHN AMSTERDAM (Nikolaj Coster Waldau, “Kingdom of Heaven”), then a Dutch solider in the colony of New Amsterdam – later to become New York City – stepped in front of a sword to save the life of a Native Indian girl during a massacre of her indigenous tribe. The girl in turn rescued Amsterdam, weaving an ancient spell that conferred immortality upon him. Amsterdam will not age, she told him, until he finds his one true love. Only then will he become whole and ready for mortality. But Amsterdam has found this to be a mixed blessing. Over the course of three centuries, he’s experienced endless adventure and honed his many talents. But everyone Amsterdam meets must leave him in time; lovers and children die while he remains young. His sole confidant and current lifelong friend is the sage jazz club owner OMAR (Stephen Henderson, “Law & Order: SVU”), the keeper of Amsterdam’s secret, as well as a few of his own.
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As the exhilaration of eternal life has given way to emotional isolation and bitter loneliness, Amsterdam discovers the blessing has become a curse. Bringing to bear the unorthodox techniques and unique knowledge gained from his vast life experience, Amsterdam today is one of the NYPD’s best homicide detectives, sparring with his vibrant, strong-willed partner EVA MARQUEZ (Zuleikha Robinson, “Rome,” “The Lone Gunmen”) as they solve difficult murder cases. But when Amsterdam suffers and then recovers from what appears to be a massive heart attack while chasing a suspect, and DR. SARA DILLANE (Alexie Gilmore, “Find Love”) pronounces him dead in the ER, he realizes that the Indian girl’s prophesy may have come true – he felt the pain in his heart that she had foretold so long ago. His soul mate must have been nearby. As he works to find a killer on the streets of New York, Amsterdam understands that his own life – and possibly his death – have changed forever.

PRODUCTION COMPANIES: Regency Television, Scarlet Fire Films
EXECUTIVE PRODUCERS: Allan Loeb, David Manson, Lasse Hallström, Leslie Holleran, Steven Pearl
WRITERS: Allan Loeb & Christian Taylor
DIRECTOR: Lasse Hallström
CAST: Nikolaj Coster Waldau as John Amsterdam, Zuleikha Robinson as Eva Marquez, Alexie Gilmore as Dr. Sara Dillane, Stephen Henderson as Omar


The new comedy premiering this fall on FOX is:

BACK TO YOU (Tuesdays, 8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT): In the ‘90s, the local TV news scene in Pittsburgh was dominated by one team: CHUCK DARLING (Kelsey Grammer, “Frasier,” “Cheers”) and KELLY CARR (Patricia Heaton, “Everybody Loves Raymond”). They had that elusive quality all news teams need: chemistry ... at least on-screen. Off-screen, Chuck was a bit of a self-centered womanizer, Kelly a bit of an uptight know-it-all. So when Chuck got the call to move up to a larger market, no tears were shed. But after an embarrassing on-air tirade ended up on the Internet, Chuck found himself on the downswing career-wise. He even questioned whether his lifestyle of chasing women and living in hotels was as exciting as it used to be. So when he got the call to return to Pittsburgh, to reunite with Kelly and try to take the newscast back to No. 1, it was an offer he couldn’t refuse. Back in Pittsburgh, Chuck has a new coworker in RYAN CHURCH (Josh Gad, “Mary and Joe”), the overstressed news director. There are also familiar faces like MARSH McGINLEY (Fred Willard, “Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy,” “Best in Show”), the affable, endlessly inappropriate sports anchor, and GARY CREZYZEWSKI, pronounced Kre-shoov-ski (Ty Burrell, “In Good Company,” “Out of Practice”), the perennially put-upon field reporter who always seems to get left out in the snow. But, mostly, there’s Kelly, now a single mom to 10-year-old GRACIE (Laura Marano, “Without a Trace”). There was magic between them once. Can they find it again?

PRODUCTION COMPANIES: 20th Century Fox Television, Levitan/Lloyd Productions
EXECUTIVE PRODUCERS/CREATORS: Steven Levitan, Christopher Lloyd
DIRECTOR: James Burrows
CAST: Kelsey Grammer as Chuck, Patricia Heaton as Kelly, Fred Willard as Marsh, Josh Gad as Ryan, Ty Burrell as Gary, Laura Marano as Gracie





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New unscripted series joining the FOX schedule this fall include:

KITCHEN NIGHTMARES (Thursdays, 9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT): Hell hath no fury like an angry chef, and no chef has a sharper temper than Gordon Ramsay when things go wrong in the kitchen. The star of the highly rated culinary boot camp “Hell’s Kitchen” returns to FOX with another sizzling unscripted series. This time, Chef Ramsay hits the road in each episode, tackling a restaurant in crisis and exposing the stressful realities of trying to run a successful food business. Inspired by one of the UK’s biggest hits, KITCHEN NIGHTMARES is seen in more than 50 territories around the globe, and the series reveals a whole new side to Ramsay. He’s still prone to the explosive outbursts and spectacular confrontations familiar to fans of “Hell’s Kitchen,” but he also shows his sensitive and nurturing side – a unique blend of fury, passion, inspirational leadership and tough love that can coax a small spark of talent into a roaring flame. There’s no time for polite small talk as Ramsay embarks on his mission to turn things around. If the wine waiter’s service isn’t up to par, he’ll be out the door before he can say “merlot.” If the head chef doesn’t match up to Ramsay’s expectations, Ramsay will hammer him into shape, and if he can’t stand the heat, he may quit the kitchen. Ramsay’s reputation is on the line, so there’s bound to be high blood pressure, raised voices and serious clashes as he attempts to do the impossible: turn a deserted dining room into the most sought-after venue in town in just a week.

PRODUCTION COMPANIES: Granada America, Optomen Television, A. Smith & Co.
EXECUTIVE PRODUCERS: Arthur Smith, Pat Llewellyn, Kent Weed, Gerry McKean, Curt Northrup
CAST: Gordon Ramsay


THE SEARCH FOR THE NEXT GREAT AMERICAN BAND (working title) (Fridays, 8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT): What “American Idol” did for individuals, THE SEARCH FOR THE NEXT GREAT AMERICAN BAND is going to do for musical groups. The producers of “American Idol” will conduct the ultimate search for an undiscovered band. THE SEARCH FOR THE NEXT GREAT AMERICAN BAND is scouring the country, seeking groups from all musical genres who think they have what it takes to make it big. Judges will narrow down bands from all walks of life – musicians of different ages, family acts, garage bands, etc. – to 10 semi-finalists, who will perform in front of a live studio audience. Viewers then will have the opportunity to vote for their favorite bands. The final three acts will compete for a major recording contract and the chance to become music superstars.

PRODUCTION COMPANIES: FremantleMedia North America, 19 TV LTD.
EXECUTIVE PRODUCERS: Simon Fuller, Nigel Lythgoe, Ken Warwick, Cecile Frot-Coutaz


NASHVILLE (working title) (Fridays, 9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT): From the creative minds behind the hit series “Laguna Beach: The Real Orange County” comes NASHVILLE, a high-stakes, high-drama docu-soap set in "the biggest small town in America.” The show focuses on the dreamers and dream-makers in the music industry, as well as those trying to make their mark on Nashville’s big business and high society. The series features a diverse, vibrant young cast perched on the cusp of achieving their greatest successes in a town that can make you or break you. Talent, power, drive, love and hope are the fuel that makes Nashville burn bright – and makes this unique place the true embodiment of the American Dream. Behind every song there’s a story waiting to be told, and there are many such stories in NASHVILLE.

PRODUCTION COMPANY: Go Go Luckey Productions
EXECUTIVE PRODUCERS: Gary Auerbach, Julie Auerbach

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The following new dramas are slated for January launches:

CANTERBURY’S LAW (Thursdays, 9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT): From executive producers Denis Leary and Jim Serpico (“Rescue Me,” “The Job”) and writer Dave Erickson (“Murder in Greenwich”) comes CANTERBURY’S LAW, a courtroom drama about a rebellious female defense attorney who’s willing to bend the law in order to protect the wrongfully accused. ELIZABETH CANTERBURY (Julianna Margulies, “ER”) is a force of nature. An attorney on the rise, she puts her career on the line to take on risky and unpopular cases, even when they take a toll on her personal life. Elizabeth and her law professor husband MATTHEW CANTERBURY (Linus Roache, “Batman Begins,” “The Chronicles of Riddick”), haunted by the disappearance of their young son, have settled in Providence, Rhode Island, in an attempt to distance themselves from the tragedy and put their relationship back together. But those goals become elusive whenever Elizabeth’s work provides a stark reminder of the justice absent in their own lives. At the office, Canterbury has surrounded herself with a brilliant but motley crew of attorneys. RUSSELL CROSS (Ben Shenkman, “Pi,” “Angels in America”) was forced out of the Providence District Attorney’s Office when he went toe-to-toe with his morally bankrupt boss, D.A. Zach Williams. His reputation tarnished, Russell turned to Canterbury, the only attorney willing to take him in. Now Russell provides a much-needed voice of reason for Canterbury even when she doesn’t want to hear it, his position of influence well-earned by their years of friendship. CHESTER FIELDS (Jocko Sims, “Dreamgirls,” “CSI: Crime Scene Investigation”) and MOLLY McCONNELL (Trieste Dunn, “United 93”) are the associates rounding out Canterbury’s legal crew. Chester is a blue-blooded congressman’s son who is embarrassed by his privileged upbringing and has turned his back on politics. Molly, in contrast, is headstrong, passionate and quick to take sides – even if she finds herself in the opposite corner from Canterbury.

PRODUCTION COMPANIES: Sony Pictures Television, Apostle
EXECUTIVE PRODUCERS: Denis Leary, Jim Serpico, Mike Figgis
WRITER: Dave Erickson
DIRECTOR: Mike Figgis
CAST: Julianna Margulies as Elizabeth Canterbury, Linus Roache as Matthew Canterbury, Ben Shenkman as Russell Cross, Trieste Dunn as Molly McConnell, Jocko Sims as Chester Fields


THE SARAH CONNOR CHRONICLES (Sundays, 9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT): Executive producers Josh Friedman (“War of the Worlds”), David Nutter (“Supernatural,” “Smallville”) and C-2 Pictures (“Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines”) bring to television an intense new drama based on the celebrated heroine of the “Terminator” movies: Sarah Connor. At the end of “Terminator 2: Judgment Day,” Sarah vanquished the liquid metal Terminator sent from the future to kill her teenage son, John. Sarah and John now find themselves alone in a very dangerous, complicated world. Fugitives from the law, they are confronted with the reality that still more enemies from the future, and the present, could attack at any moment. THE SARAH CONNOR CHRONICLES reveals what happens when SARAH (Lena Headey, “The Brothers Grimm,” “300”) stops running and goes on the offensive against an ever-evolving technological enemy bent on destroying her life, and perhaps the world. Her son, 15-year-old JOHN CONNOR (Thomas Dekker, “Heroes”), knows that he may be the future savior of mankind, but is not yet ready to take on the mantle of leadership that he’s told is his destiny. John finds himself inextricably drawn to CAMERON (Summer Glau, “Serenity,” “The Unit”), an enigmatic and otherworldly student at his high school, who soon proves to be much more than his confidante – she assumes the role of Sarah and John’s fearless protector. On their trail are not only threats from the future, but an intelligent and tough FBI agent, JAMES ELLISON (Richard T. Jones, “Judging Amy”), who soon becomes a powerful ally.
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Directed by David Nutter and produced by Warner Bros. Television and C-2 Pictures, THE SARAH CONNOR CHRONICLES represents an exciting reinvention of the “Terminator” franchise, in which the strong and intrepid Sarah discovers that protecting her son and stopping the rise of the machines is more difficult than she had ever imagined.

PRODUCTION COMPANIES: Warner Bros. Television, C-2 Pictures
EXECUTIVE PRODUCERS: Josh Friedman, David Nutter, James Middleton, Mario Kassar, Andrew Vajna, Joel Michaels
WRITER: Josh Friedman
DIRECTOR: David Nutter
CAST: Lena Headey as Sarah Connor, Thomas Dekker as John Connor, Richard T. Jones as James Ellison, Summer Glau as Cameron


The new comedy scheduled to premiere in January is:

THE RETURN OF JEZEBEL JAMES (working title) (Wednesdays, 8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT): Can two estranged sisters, polar opposites, live together when one agrees to carry the other’s baby? SARAH THOMKINS (Parker Posey, “For Your Consideration,” “Best in Show”) is a bright, optimistic, determined woman who seems to have it all – a great job as a children’s book editor, an eager-to-please assistant, BUDDY (Michael Arden), who helps keep her life together, and a no-strings-attached personal relationship with successful businessman MARCUS SONTI (Scott Cohen, “Kissing Jessica Stein”). Nevertheless, as her father, RONALD (Ron McLarty, “Law & Order”), is constantly pointing out, something is missing from Sarah’s life. Her hard work may garner accolades, but when she goes home at night, she is very much alone. All too aware that she isn’t getting any younger, Sarah decides to have a baby on her own and gets the shock of her life when the doctor tells her she can’t get pregnant. Having no concept of the term “can’t,” Sarah wills herself to execute a plan. With nowhere else to turn, Sarah sets up a meeting with her quirky younger sister, COCO (Lauren Ambrose, “Six Feet Under”), and proposes a plan for Coco to carry her baby. They haven’t seen each other in a while, and Coco refuses to go along with such a huge favor. But something happens when Sarah mentions that she’s turned Coco’s imaginary childhood friend, Jezebel James, into a children’s book. Even though she doesn’t say so out loud, Coco is clearly touched, and, realizing that her current living situation – sharing a couch with her friend’s sick dog – isn’t working out, Coco decides that this just might be worth a try.

PRODUCTION COMPANY: Regency Television
EXECUTIVE PRODUCERS: Amy Sherman-Palladino, Dan Palladino
DIRECTOR: Amy Sherman-Palladino
CAST: Parker Posey as Sarah, Lauren Ambrose as Coco, Scott Cohen as Marcus, Michael Arden as Buddy, Ron McLarty as Ronald

The comedy slated for a spring debut is:

THE RULES FOR STARTING OVER (working title) (Date and Time TBA): From the creatively fruitful minds of the Farrelly Brothers comes a single camera comedy, set in Boston, about a group of newly single friends learning the painful lessons of starting over in their 30s. They’d all love to get remarried, if they could just find their true loves. JACK “GATOR” GATELY (Craig Bierko, “Cinderella Man,” “Boston Legal”) is a charismatic, optimistic leader who never expected to be single again. But now that he is, he’s determined to make the best of it. He’s going to sift through all the bruised, damaged, occasionally psychotic fruit until he finds “the one.” Joining Gator in bachelorhood redux is his thrice-divorced best friend TOMMY (Johnny Sneed, “The Guardian,” “Fever Pitch”). The founder and brewmaster of an upstart microbrewery, Tommy has a voracious appetite for food, beer and women. He falls in love easily and always disastrously, yet truly hopes his fourth starter marriage will be “the one.” DR. FREDDY SAHGAL (Shaun Majumder, “24,” “Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle”) has seen some pretty strange stuff during his years as a successful surgeon, but he’s never seen any of it through the eyes of a single man. Probably the least equipped of the group to handle this unexpected life change is Dr. Freddy, who can execute a triple bypass in his sleep, but is all thumbs when it comes to the opposite sex. Rounding out the group is KATE (Rashida Jones, “The Office”), a smart, successful attorney who handled all three of the boys’ divorces. Having just turned 30, Kate finds herself dumped after a seven-year engagement. She reluctantly joins the guys in negotiating the treacherous waters of dating. Kate owns the brownstone next to Gator’s. Over time, this pair may find that “the one” is just a brick wall away.

PRODUCTION COMPANIES: 20th Century Fox Television, Conundrum Entertainment, Watson Pond Productions
EXECUTIVE PRODUCERS: Bobby Farrelly, Peter Farrelly, Bradley Thomas, Brad Johnson
WRITERS: Chris Pappas, Michael Bernier, Kevin Barnett
DIRECTORS: Bobby Farrelly and Peter Farrelly
CAST: Craig Bierko as Gator, Rashida Jones as Kate, Johnny Sneed as Tommy, Shaun Majumder as Freddy


The new unscripted series scheduled to premiere this summer is:

ANCHORWOMAN (Date and Time TBA): PHIL HURLEY is the owner of a tiny Texas news station, KYTX Channel 19, and he is desperate to turn the tide of his mediocre ratings, or even just compete with a rival channel. Phil has shocked the station and town of Tyler, Texas, by bringing in a gorgeous model and ex-WWE diva with no previous news experience to be his next ANCHORWOMAN – all in hopes of reinventing the look of Channel 19 and overhauling its below-average 6 share to a number more like his competitor’s dominating 36. Former Miss New York and über-vixen LAUREN JONES packs up her Versace dresses and heads to the middle of nowhere to start a new career. Can this bombshell cut it as a serious reporter? Will she save KYTX, or make it the laughingstock of the Lone Star State? Lauren wants to show everyone she’s no airhead, and this is her big chance to prove she’s more than just a pretty face. The entire newsroom thinks the boss has made a giant mistake. Reigning anchor ANNALISA PETRAGLIA is not about to lose her Queen Bee status to some L.A. hottie. News Director DAN DELGADO is fit to be tied as his beloved journalistic standards go out the window. MICHELLE REESE, a hard-nosed reporter bound for CNN, will take no prisoners. Lauren will struggle not only with the news team and an unfamiliar town, but also with the not-so-Hollywood news stories – covering bake sales, cowpie-tossing contests and county fairs like they were Watergate. News anchor or dead weight? Only the ratings will tell, so stay tuned for the next ANCHORWOMAN: Lauren Jones.

PRODUCTION COMPANIES: Fox 21, The G Group
EXECUTIVE PRODUCER: Brian Gadinsky
SUPERVISING PRODUCERS/WRITERS: Chad Damiani, JP Lavin
CAST: Lauren Jones as herself, Phil Hurley as himself, Annalisa Petraglia as herself, Dan Delgado as himself, Michelle Reese as herself
 

 

SUNDAY, MAY 13
 



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ZZ TOP DRIVES HANK “EL LOCO”
ON “KING OF THE HILL”
SUNDAY, MAY 13, ON FOX

Special Guest Voice Appearances by ZZ Top
 



When Cotton decides to give Hank’s beloved Cadillac to Cousin Dusty, none other than Dusty Hill from ZZ Top, Hank is devastated. But things go from bad to worse when Dusty arrives at Hank’s house with a camera crew from his new reality show. With Hank already pushed to his limits, his patience is put to the ultimate test as Dusty and his band play practical jokes for the camera in the ”Hank Gets Dusted” episode of KING OF THE HILL Sunday, May 13 (7:00-7:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (KH-1105) (TV-PG L)

Voice Cast: Mike Judge as Hank Hill & Boomhauer; Kathy Najimy as Peggy Hill; Pamela S. Adlon as Bobby Hill; Johnny Hardwick as Dale & Story Editor #3; Stephen Root as Bill, Strickland & Story Editor #2; Toby Huss as Cotton & Kahn; and David Herman as Story Editor #1 & Video Tape Editor.

Guest Voice Cast: Dusty Hill as Himself; Frank Beard as Himself; Billy Gibbons as Himself; and Will Arnett as Portis.



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NANCY JOINS HER MOTHER’S HAIR CLUB
ON “KING OF THE HILL”
SUNDAY, MAY 13, ON FOX

Rue McClanahan Makes a Special Guest Voice Appearance
 


When home life and unresolved feelings for Redcorn turn into stress for Nancy, her hair begins to fall out rapidly. Determined to stop the hair loss, Nancy consults a doctor who prescribes several different pills. However, when drugs don’t work, she pays a visit to her socialite mother, Bunny (Rue McClanahan), and learns a shocking secret about hereditary hair loss in the “Hair Today, Gone Tomorrow” episode of KING OF THE HILL Sunday, May 13 (7:30-8:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (KH-1110) (TV-PG)

Voice Cast: Mike Judge as Hank Hill & Boomhauer; Kathy Najimy as Peggy Hill; Pamela S. Adlon as Bobby Hill; Brittany Murphy as Luanne & Captain Bear’s Wench; Johnny Hardwick as Dale; Stephen Root as Bill & Bouncer; Toby Huss as Captain Bear & Kahn; Ashley Gardner as Nancy & Candi and Lauren Tom as Minh; Jonathan Joss as Redcorn; and Breckin Meyer as Joseph.

Guest Voice Cast: Rue McClanahan as Bunny; Wyatt Cenac as Cameraman & Dr. Stephens; Phil Hendrie as Dr. Schiff & Tom Chick; James Sie as Phonsawan.




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SANTA’S LITTLE HELPER BECOMES A POLICE DOG
ON “THE SIMPSONS”
SUNDAY, MAY 13, ON FOX

Stephen Hawking Makes Guest Voice Appearance
 


Homer is upset when he realizes that Marge brought him and the family to a boring Harvest Fest instead of his much-anticipated day of debauchery at October Fest. Attempting to leave, Homer accidentally drags the family into a puzzling cornfield maze. When the whole family manages to escape except for Homer, they send out Santa’s Little Helper, who sniffs out Homer and rescues him. Santa’s Little Helper becomes a local hero and the Simpsons decide to enroll him in Police Dog Academy, where he’s teamed with a grizzled veteran cop named Lou and they become a crime-busting duo.  Bart’s excitement quickly dissipates when a jaded Santa’s Little Helper bites him, and the Simpsons send the dog away to live with Chief Wiggum. To appease Bart’s depression after the loss of his dog, Marge agrees to buy him a huge pet snake. But when the snake causes a life-threatening situation at Bart and Lisa’s school, Santa’s Little Helper gets a chance to redeem himself in the “Stop or My Dog Will Shoot” episode of THE SIMPSONS Sunday, May 13 (8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (SI-1812) (TV-PG V)

Voice Cast: Voice Cast: Dan Castellaneta as Homer Simpson, Winning Farmer, Groundskeeper Willie, Santa’s Little Helper, French Protestor #1, Duck, and Burns’ Lawyer; Julie Kavner as Marge Simpson; Nancy Cartwright as Bart Simpson, Kearney, Nelson, and Ralph; Yeardley Smith as Lisa Simpson; Harry Shearer as Wagon Wheel Demonstrator, Devil, Horse Owner, Judge Snyder, Mr. Largo, and Eddie; Hank Azaria as Grim Farmer, Maze Operator, Chief Wiggum, Lou, Falcon Owner, French Protestor #2, Dealer/Juice Backney; Tress MacNeille as Dispatch Operator, French Poodle, Dolph, Skanky Girl #1; Pamela Hayden as Jimbo, Skanky Girl #2, and Martin; and Marcia Wallace as Mrs. Krabappel.

Guest Voice Cast: Stephen Hawking as himself

The previously announced SIMPSONS episode at 8 PM, “Crook and Ladder” (SI-1813), will air May 6.]


 
--“THE SIMPSONS”—(8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC

 

MARGE’S NEW CAREER MAKES HER “CREAM” OF THE CROP
ON “THE SIMPSONS”
SUNDAY, MAY 13, ON FOX
 


After Homer gets fired at the nuclear power plant, he takes over the ice cream truck business, while a depressed Marge creates popsicle stick sculptures to keep busy. The sculptures quickly become popular and Marge is excited to have a purpose in life, until a turn of events divides the Simpsons household in the “Ice Cream of Margie (With the Light Blue Hair)” episode of THE SIMPSONS Sunday, May 13 (8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (SI-1722) (TV-PG D, S, V)

Voice Cast: Dan Castellaneta as Homer Simpson, Julie Kavner as Marge Simpson; Nancy Cartwright as Bart Simpson; Yeardley Smith as Lisa Simpson; Pamela Hayden as Milhouse; Hank Azaria as Moe; Tress MacNeille as Mrs. Skinner and Russi Taylor as Sherri.




--“FAMILY GUY”—(9:00-9:30 PM ET/PT) CC

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

LOIS RUNS FOR OFFICE
ON “FAMILY GUY”
SUNDAY, MAY 13, ON FOX
 


When Lois runs for mayor of Quahog, she isn’t the front-runner until she “dumbs down” her political views. Once in office, she’s corrupted by the power and starts accepting bribes so that she can buy herself expensive trinkets. Meanwhile, Peter’s (Seth MacFarlane) enjoying being the “first lady” and all of the perks that go along with it in the “It Takes a Village Idiot, and I Married One” episode of FAMILY GUY Sunday, May 13 (9:00-9:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (FG-512) (TV-14 D, L, S)

Voice Cast: Seth MacFarlane as Peter Griffin, Stewie Griffin, Brian Griffin, and Quagmire; Alex Borstein as Lois Griffin; Seth Green as Chris Griffin; Mila Kunis as Meg Griffin; Mike Henry as Cleveland.




 
--“AMERICAN DAD”—(9:30-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

STAN GETS MAD COW DISEASE
ON “AMERICAN DAD”
SUNDAY, MAY 13, ON FOX
 


When Stan is prosecuted for sending contaminated cattle to the slaughterhouse, he recounts his story of how the ordeal started out as a quest to make Steve “a man”. Meanwhile, Rodger starts a cat fight between Francine and Haley after he unintentionally gives one a little more attention in the "Magnificent Steven” episode of AMERICAN DAD Sunday, May 13 (9:30-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (DAD-221) (TV-14 L, V)

Voice Cast: Seth MacFarlane as Stan Smith and Roger the Alien; Wendy Schaal as Francine Smith; Rachael MacFarlane as Hayley; Scott Grimes as Steve; and Dee Bradley Baker as Klaus.

Guest Voice Cast: Eddie Kaye Thomas as Barry; Curtis Armstrong as Snot; Daisuke Suzuki as Toshi; Carnie Wilson as Cashier and Woman.  

The previously announced AMERICAN DAD episode, “Vacation Goo” (DAD-222), will air next season.]



 

MONDAY, MAY 14
 



--“HOUSE”—(8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

WHEN HOUSE AND HIS TEAM RACE AGAINST THE CLOCK
TO DIAGNOSE THE SOURCE OF A MAN’S ILLNESS,
THE CLUES POINT TO A SHOCKING SUSPECT
ON "HOUSE" MONDAY, MAY 14, ON FOX

Samantha Mathis Guest-Stars
 


House and his team take on a new patient, Bob, who comes to Princeton Plainsboro Teaching Hospital after suffering from a breathing attack while role-playing in the bedroom with his wife (guest star Samantha Mathis). Bob’s symptoms point to heavy metal poisoning, but his test results do not. Meanwhile, House is wreaking havoc in the clinic, telling a patient that he got a sexually transmitted disease from his wife. When the wife confronts House about it, he tricks couple into divulging the truth. In addition, Wilson has moved in with House and things are not going too smoothly. After House and his team treat Bob for a number of things, including food allergies and lupus, with no results, House is still sure it’s heavy metal poisoning. When all the usual metals turn up negative, House confronts Bob’s wife as to the origin of Bob’s deadly illness, and all signs point to the wife in the “Clueless” episode of HOUSE airing Monday, May 14 (8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT).  (HOU-215) (TV-14 D, L)

Cast: Hugh Laurie as Dr. Gregory House; Lisa Edelstein as Dr. Lisa Cuddy; Omar Epps as Dr. Eric Foreman; Robert Sean Leonard as Dr. James Wilson; Jennifer Morrison as Dr. Allison Cameron; Jesse Spencer as Dr. Robert Chase.

Guest Cast: Samantha Mathis as Maria; Eddie Mills as Bob; Peter Birkenhead as Vincent; Stephanie Erb as Charlotte; Yareli Arizmendi as Lady.




--“24”—(9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

SECURITY THREATS UP THE STAKES
WHILE JACK BAUER FIGHTS
TO KEEP THE UNTHINKABLE FROM HAPPENING
ON “24” MONDAY, MAY 14, ON FOX
 


As the climactic conclusion to “Day Six” nears, the Administration copes with a compromising situation as Jack Bauer stops at nothing to get what he wants and to protect the country from an international incident that could change the world forever in the “Day 6: 3:00 A.M.-4:00 A.M.” episode of 24 Monday, May 14 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (TWF-622) (TV-14 S, V)

Cast: Kiefer Stherland as Jack Bauer, Mary Lynn Rajskub as Chloe O’Brian, James Morrison as Bill Buchanan, DB Woodside as President Wayne Palmer, Jayne Atkinson as Karen Hayes, Carlo Rota as Morris O’Brian, Peter MacNicol as Thomas Lennox, Regina King as Sandra Palmer, Eric Balfour as Milo Pressman and Marisol Nichols as Nadia Yassir.

Guest Cast: Powers Boothe as Vice President Noah Daniels, Chad Lowe as Reed Pollock, Ricky Schroder as Mike Doyle, Kari Matchett as Lisa Miller and Nick Jameson as Russian President Yuri Suvarov.





 
 

TUESDAY, MAY 15
 



--“AMERICAN IDOL”—3 Finalists Compete—(8:00-9:00 PM  ET Live/PT Tape-Delayed) CC-HDTV 720p-In Stereo

 

“AMERICAN IDOL” TOP 3 PERFORM!
TUESDAY, MAY 15, ON FOX
 


Tonight the Top 3 finalists will perform LIVE for the nation, vying for the American Idol crown. The contestants will sing their hearts out in hopes of winning America’s vote and the coveted opportunity to compete in next week’s season finale. Tune in to see how the Final 3 handle the pressure when “3 Finalists Compete” Tuesday, May 15 (8:00-9:00 PM ET live/PT tape-delayed) on FOX.  (ID-632) (TV-PG)

Host: Ryan Seacrest

Judges: Paula Abdul, Simon Cowell and Randy Jackson




--“HOUSE”—(9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

A TEENAGE CHESS PRODIGY WITH A MYSTERIOUS ILLNESS
AND A BAD ATTITUDE STUMPS THE TEAM
ON “HOUSE” TUESDAY, MAY 15, ON FOX
 


Obnoxious 16-year-old chess prodigy Nate is admitted to Princeton-Plainsboro suffering from intense head pain that came on after he attacked his opponent during a speed chess tournament. Nate’s mother tells the team that Nate has been having behavior problems ever since he became a teenager, and House suspects the behavior is a symptom of cluster headaches. As House’s team carries out further testing to see why he might be having the headaches, Nate manages to offend and annoy each doctor on the team. As Nate’s illness progresses, his liver and kidneys begin to fail. To narrow down the list of possible diagnoses, House carries out a series of unconventional and eccentric tests of his own, including engaging Nate in a game of chess to try to beat him at his own game. Meanwhile, Foreman’s frustration with House reaches a new level when he believes House sabotaged his job interview with another hospital, and Cuddy makes Foreman an offer she’s sure he can’t refuse in “The Jerk” episode of HOUSE airing Tuesday, May 15 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (HOU-323) (TV-14 D, L)

Cast: Hugh Laurie as Dr. Gregory House; Lisa Edelstein as Dr. Lisa Cuddy; Omar Epps as Dr. Eric Foreman; Robert Sean Leonard as Dr. James Wilson; Jennifer Morrison as Dr. Allison Cameron; Jesse Spencer as Dr. Robert Chase

Guest Cast: Nick Lane as Nate; Colleen Flynn as Enid; Dustin Joiner as Mark; David Bowe as Doug.





WEDNESDAY, MAY 16


**SEASON FINALE**—“BONES”—(8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

THE TEAM INVESTIGATES THE CASE OF
A MURDERED WOMAN WITH A RARE GENETIC DISEASE;
BRENNAN COMES FACE TO FACE WITH HER FATHER AGAIN;
AND ANGELA AND HODGINS WALK DOWN THE AISLE
ON “BONES” WEDNESDAY, MAY 16, ON FOX

Ryan O’Neal and Billy F. Gibbons (ZZ Top) Guest-Star
 


The decomposed skeleton of what appears to be a young girl is found in a grocery cart in the D.C. area. Angela’s reconstruction based on the evidence reveals the face of an 80-year-old woman, not a child, but the team learns the victim actually was a 22-year-old woman with a debilitating aging disease. Brennan and Booth’s investigation leads them to the victim’s mother, who points a finger at a former caretaker. But without a definitive lead, the team searches to find out who would want to take this defenseless woman’s life, and the case strikes an especially emotional chord with Brennan. Meanwhile, Brennan’s father, Max Keenan (guest star Ryan O’Neal), reappears in Brennan’s life in an attempt to make a connection with her and deliver information from her past, and she’s surprised by her reaction. Hodgins and Angela walk down the aisle with Brennan and Booth as maid of honor and best man, respectively, but all does not go as planned in the “Stargazer in a Puddle” episode of BONES airing Wednesday, May 16 (8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (BON-222) (TV-14 D, L, V)

Cast: Emily Deschanel as Dr. Temperance Brennan; David Boreanaz as FBI Special Agent Seeley Booth; TJ Thyne as Dr. Jack Hodgins; Michaela Conlin as Angela Montenegro; Eric Millegan as Zack Addy; Tamara Taylor as Dr. Camille “Cam” Saroyan.

Guest Cast: Ryan O’Neal as Max Keenan; Patricia Belcher as Asst. US Attorney Caroline Julian;  Roxanne Hart as Cynthia Cole; Billy F. Gibbons as Billy F. Gibbons; Eric Stonestreet as D.C. Cop; Joe Nieves as Joe Mellon;  Hallock Beals as Steve Brown; Larissa Miller as Ruth Keenan; Cleo King as Minister Sheila; Travis Brorsen as State Department Employee.




 
--“AMERICAN IDOL”—1 of 3 Voted Off—(9:00-10:00 PM ET live/PT tape-delayed) CC-HDTV 720p-In Stereo

 

ONE MUST GO HOME TONIGHT!
ONLY TWO WILL CONTINUE THEIR QUEST
WHEN THE VOTING RESULTS ARE REVEALED
ON THE “AMERICAN IDOL” RESULTS SHOW
WEDNESDAY, MAY 16, ON FOX
 


TV’s hottest show revs up to a crescendo! Last night, the Top 3 finalists sang their hearts out in hopes of winning America over. Find out tonight LIVE which two finalists will compete in next week’s exciting season finale. The contestant receiving the fewest votes will be eliminated from the competition on the AMERICAN IDOL results show, “1 of 3 Voted Off,” Wednesday, May 16 (9:00-10:00 PM ET live/PT tape-delayed) on FOX.  (ID2-632A) (TV-PG)

Host: Ryan Seacrest

Judges: Paula Abdul, Simon Cowell and Randy Jackson





 

THURSDAY, MAY 17
 



**FOX MOVIE SPECIAL**—“THE DAY AFTER TOMORROW”—World Broadcast Premiere—(8:00-10:30 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

 

DENNIS QUAID AND JAKE GYLLENHAAL BATTLE MOTHER NATURE
IN THE WORLD BROADCAST PREMIERE OF
“THE DAY AFTER TOMORROW”
THURSDAY, MAY 17 ON FOX
 


When global warming triggers the start of another Ice Age, weather catastrophes are felt around the world. Tornadoes flatten Los Angeles, a tidal wave engulfs New York City and the entire Northern Hemisphere begins to freeze. Now, climatologist Jack Hall (Dennis Quaid), his son Sam (Jake Gyllenhaal) and a small group of survivors must ride out the growing superstorm and stay alive in the face of an enemy more violent and persistent than any they’ve ever faced: Mother Nature! Don’t miss the mind-blowing, heart-pounding World Broadcast Premiere of THE DAY AFTER TOMORROW Thursday, May 17 (8:00-10:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (FM-0703) (TV-PG L, V)

Cast: Dennis Quaid as Jack Hall, Jake Gyllenhaall as Sam Hall, Ian Holm as Terry Rapson, Emmy Rossum as Laura Chapman and Sela Ward as Dr. Lucy Hall.

ARE YOU SMARTER THAN A 5TH GRADER? is preempted this night.]



 

FRIDAY, MAY 18
 



--“HOUSE”—(8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

A TEENAGE HEART TRANSPLANT PATIENT IS RUSHED TO THE HOSPITAL WHEN SHE HAS AN ALLERGIC REACTION WHILE LIVING IN A “CLEAN” ROOM, AND HOUSE AND WILSON WORK OUT THE KINKS OF THEIR NEW LIVING ARRANGEMENT ON "HOUSE" FRIDAY, MAY 18, ON FOX

Michelle Trachtenberg and Mel Harris Guest-Star
 


Melinda (guest star Michelle Trachtenberg), a rebellious teenage girl who’s immunocompromised as a result of medications she’s taking after a heart transplant, has a severe allergic reaction and goes into shock despite living in a “clean” room. House and the team step in to figure out exactly what caused the reaction, but end up playing referee between Melinda, her overprotective mother (guest star Mel Harris) and her boyfriend. Melinda’s heart condition worsens and she develops a paralysis that is slowly moving up her legs, and the team must rush to solve her case before the paralysis reaches her heart. Meanwhile, House and Wilson continue to work out the kinks in their new living arrangement in the “Safe” episode of HOUSE airing Friday, May 18 (8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (HOU-216) (TV-14 D, L)

Cast: Hugh Laurie as Dr. Gregory House; Lisa Edelstein as Dr. Lisa Cuddy; Omar Epps as Dr. Eric Foreman; Robert Sean Leonard as Dr. James Wilson; Jennifer Morrison as Dr. Allison Cameron; Jesse Spencer as Dr. Robert Chase.

Guest Cast:  Michelle Trachtenberg as Melinda; Mel Harris as Barbara; Lance Guest as Lewis; Jake McDorman as Dan.




--“BONES”—(9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1

PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

 

ANGELA FEARS HER BOYFRIEND
MAY BE BRENNAN’S LATEST CASE
ON “BONES” FRIDAY, MAY 18, ON FOX
 


While on vacation in the desert, Angela contacts Brennan to ask for her help in identifying a skull – she’s afraid it’s her boyfriend, Kirk, who left on a photo shoot and has been missing for several days. The skull is sent to the lab, where Zack and Hodgins confirm that the victim died of a gunshot wound, had traces of peyote in his hair, and, sadly, is Kirk. Booth thinks the murder is drug-related, but the investigation leads them to a counterfeiting ring in the middle of the desert in “The Skull in the Desert” episode of BONES airing Friday, May 18 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  (BON-118) (TV-14 D, V)

Cast: Emily Deschanel as Dr. Temperance Brennan, David Boreanaz as FBI Special Agent Seeley Booth, TJ Thyne as Dr. Jack Hodgins, Michaela Conlin as Angela Montenegro, Eric Millegan as Zack Addy, Jonathan Adams as Dr. Daniel Goodman.

Guest Cast: James Parks as Sheriff Dawes; Kalani Queypo as Alex Joseph; Clayton Rohner as Wayne Kellogg; Mercedes Colon as Professor Inez; Brent Briscoe as Larry Stansfield.





 



 

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