Monte Bubbles 2005 Christmas Favorites
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Happy Holidays in Politically Correct Democratic Party Approved and
Majority of the Press Signed On To Greeting
Whether you accept his greeting or not, is irrelevant, as acceptance or non-acceptance has no bearing whatsoever on anything stated or implied in anything that is so stated or unstated regarding any of the information stated to you here within.
This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for her/himself or others, and is void where prohibited by law, and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher. This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for a period of one year, or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty is limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher.
By the way, Peace on Earth and goodwill to all - men, women and of course dogs (and other creatures – with the exception of cats)
Note: This was pssed to me via email from my Aunt Toni with some editing from me. The original author is unknown.
Besides the obvious differences between Hanukkah and Christmas, in speaking with those who grew up celebrating both, the main difference is that for Hanukkah you receive 8 days of presents of things you need and Christmas you get (hopefully) what you want. As for me, both are reasons to celebrate … does that mean I get more treats?
Christmas Trees and Traditions
The Magic of Christmas
Whatever you want to call it, belief plays into it. Or does it? Or do only some see who are supposed to see? How does that differ from leprechauns, fairies, the Lochness Monster, Sasquatch, Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, or the Great Pumpkin?
Is that like people of different religions having their God, Allah, Buddah ….. aren’t we all just referring to a universal force that we’re all calling something different, then organized by people into what is called a religion?
Did you ever think that this magic occurs every single day? Yet, we are all so busy in our lives that we rarely notice or stop and smell the roses.
Whatever your belief, Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukkah, Happy Kwanzaa …. What you make of it, like life, it is up to you.
(As for me, I believe in leprechauns. They sure give me a sore back sometimes.)
Christmas Trees Favored Over Relatives for a Good Christmas
The survey in Thursday's Focus weekly news magazine found 75 percent of Germans could not contemplate Christmas without their beloved "Tannenbaum," the traditional tree many cover lavishly with candles, lights and decorations.
But only 65 percent said spending time with relatives was also essential for a good Christmas.
Singing carols was the next most vital ingredient, with 57 percent saying they could not do without them, while 42 percent said Christmas just wouldn't be Christmas without presents.
The modern tradition of the Christmas tree originated in Germany.
Three percent of the 1,014 people polled about attitudes to Christmas wanted to skip the whole thing.
ASPCA’s Holiday for Pets
- A new pet as a present, planning makes all the difference.
- If you have a pet, and you’re not quite certain what seasonal elements are toxic or not – such as mistletoe
- The perfect card, from dog to dog or dog lover to dog lover
These answers can all be found at the ASPCA website, http://www.aspca.org/site/PageServer?pagename=adopt_petsaspresents and http://www.aspca.org/site/PageServer?pagename=media_newsalert#1
White House Holiday Celebration – Barney Cam’s “A Very Beazley Christmas”
If you’d like to explore from a different perspective, review the press releases and videos – including Lighting the White House Christmas Tree and the Menorah Lighting Ceremony. For more information on their celebration, use the following link at http://www.whitehouse.gov/holiday/2005.
Monte Bubbles, Monte Bubbles, Monte Bubbles
She shakes her hips and wiggles her tail.
Barking and yapping and having fun
Now her real dancing has begun
Monte Bubbles
Monte Bubbles
Monte Rocks
The little Wheaten Puppy
A hopping and dancing with her friends till the clock strikes 12
In the cool winter air,what a great time
Monte and her friends had bopping the night away
Monte Bubbles, Monte Bubbles, Monte Bubbles
She shakes her hips and wiggles her tail.
Barking and yapping and having fun
Now her real dancing has begun
That’s the Monte Bubbles, The Bubbles Rock
The Monte Bubbles Rock.
Long Beach - Beverly Hills Kennel Club – An Undefeated Season
Some of the dog show exhibitors remarked they would be happy to even win a ribbon. In fact one junior handler remarked that she might get a ribbon if she showed her bare “behind”. Her mom was shocked when she’d heard her.
To top today off, two of my local neighborhood fans, Eva and Dylan, presented me with a Christmas present – home-baked peppermint chocolate chip cookies(I shared with my mom) and a basketball tug-of-war. I surprised them jingling down the street with my reindeer ears. This is my first Christmas. I don’t understand what all those people are complaining about, but as for me – bring it on! I’m all for Christmas!
Monte Bubbles - Puppies 12 Days of Christmas
my mommy gave to me
A doggy bone shaped like a pear tree.
On the second day of Christmas,
my mommy gave to me
Two chew toys,
And a doggy bone shaped like a pear tree.
On the third day of Christmas,
my mommy gave to me
Three chicken treats,
Two chew toys,
And a doggy bone shaped like a pear tree.
On the fourth day of Christmas,
my mommy gave to me
Four yapping friends,
Three chicken treats,
Two chew toys,
And a doggy bone shaped like a pear tree.
On the fifth day of Christmas,
my mommy gave to me
Five golden collars,
Four yapping friends,
Three chicken treats,
Two chew toys,
And a doggy bone shaped like a pear tree.
On the sixth day of Christmas,
my mommy gave to me
Six greasy meats ,
Five golden collars,
Four yapping friends,
Three chicken treats,
Two chew toys
And a doggy bone shaped like a pear tree.
On the seventh day of Christmas,
my mommy gave to me
Seven ducks a swimming
for me to chase,
Six greasy meats,
Five golden collars,
Four yapping friends,
Three chicken treats,
Two chew toys
And a doggy bone shaped like a pear tree.
On the eighth day of Christmas,
my mommy gave to me
Eight bowls of milk,
Seven ducks a swimming
for me to chase,
Six greasy meats ,
Five golden collars,
Four yapping friends,
Three chicken treats,
Two chew toys,
And a doggy bone shaped like a pear tree.
On the ninth day of Christmas,
my mommy gave to me
Nine of my friends dancing,
Eight bowls of milk,
Seven ducks a swimming
for me to chase,
Six greasy meats ,
Five golden collars,
Four yapping friends,
Three chicken treats,
Two chew toys
And a doggy bone shaped like a pear tree.
On the tenth day of Christmas,
my mommy gave to me
Ten cats a-leaping,
Nine of my friends dancing,
Eight bowls of milk,
Seven ducks a swimming
for me to chase,
Six greasy meats ,
Five golden collars,
Four yapping friends,
Three chicken treats,
Two chew toys,
And a doggy bone shaped like a pear tree.
On the eleventh day of Christmas,
my mommy love gave to me
Eleven rabbits to chase,
Ten cats a-leaping,
Nine of my friends dancing,
Eight bowls of milk,
Seven ducks a swimming
for me to chase,
Six greasy meats ,
Five golden rings,
Four yapping friends,
Three chicken treats,
Two chew toys,
And a doggy bone shaped like a pear tree.
On the twelfth day of Christmas,
my mommy gave to me
My Daddy playing with me,
Eleven rabbits to chase,
Ten cats a-leaping,
Nine of my friends dancing,
Eight bowls of milk,
Seven ducks a swimming
for me to chase,
Six greasy meats
Five golden rings,
Four calling birds,
Three chicken treats,
Two chew toys,
And a doggy bone shaped like a pear tree!
Copyright 2005 by W. DuSackville
Monte Bubbles is Coming To Town
You puppies better watch out,
You better not bark,
Better not yap,
I'm telling you why:
Monte Bubbles is coming' to town.
She's making her list
And she’s checking it twice,
She’s gonna find out
Who's naughty and nice.
Monte Bubbles is coming to town.
She sees you when you're napping',
She knows when you're playing,
She knows if you've been a stinker or nice,
So be good for goodness sake.
You puppies better watch out,
You better not bark,
Better not yap,
I'm telling you why:
Monte Bubbles is coming to town.
Copyright 2005 by W. DuSackville